Emergency Intercom - Our Polyamorous Relationship w/ Ky

Episode Date: February 25, 2022

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Hey Spotify, this is Javi. My biggest passion is music. And it's not just sounds and instruments. It's more than that to me. It's a world full of harmonies with chillers. From streaming to shopping, it's on Prime. oh brother welcome to this that don't sit right with me letting guy get the clap i get the camera one time and he wants to take charge.

I've always wanted to do the clap. I get the last clap. Oh, before we start every episode, we have to clap each other's cheeks. Yeah. So that the audio and video is aligned. So we do spank each other. And Kai wanted to get spanked, but we couldn't let him have it. Anyways.

Okay, I'm going to actually go insane if I don't shut this. I'm sorry. I literally hate open cabinets so much. There's a reason why they have doors. It's because they're supposed to be shut. Wow, that was beautiful. But that was me that left it open. Well, welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. If you feel like the feng shui is a little off, I don't know why that word is in my vocabulary.

I think it's because that lady literally fucking yelled at me over my back. That was insane. She barked at me, but I liked it. Like, it felt good. It felt like a moment. Did it actually feel good? No, it was really... When she said it, it was, like, really disrespectful to me.

I was like... No, it fully was. But, like, I was like, you know what? I can get down with this. She was, like i was like you know what i could get down with this she was like very neurotic about the backstory this girl at this event like random person was sitting next to anya at this table and anya put her purse on the ground and she was like that's bad feng shui to put it on the ground and i don't want you to bring that energy around me so like just like pick up your purse and so and you like put it on her seat or something and like she was

like just kept going about how like she didn't want that bad energy around us and i was like well i carry bad energy everywhere i go so i don't plan on changing that yeah or are you guys gonna like introduce me or oh i forgot you were here yeah that was weird it did seem like you guys completely no no we were just talking about the bad feng shui and we have really bad mental issues and i was going to get to it eventually okay at some point maybe like 30 minutes into the episode we'd be like all right i also guys here either way kai is here this is kai's episode 30 minutes i get the intro yeah um well as you can tell what i was trying to say is if the aura is like a little different it's because kai is on camera today which is something everyone begs for. But they beg for Kai Cam.

Yeah, they beg for Kai Cam, but we're giving you a Kai episode. Because I feel like it's only right to just get to know Kai a little bit more. I feel like you guys kind of don't know him. And I think it's important to the whole ecosystem that is Emergency Intercom for you to learn about each of us.

Well, more importantly, we don't have the budget for another fucking camera. Like, we don't have two cameras. This camera isn't even ours. It's Josh's, the one who used for the podcast. People still don't even know how to spell my name. Oh, yeah. That could be your introduction. Give a brief introduction.

Who are you? What do you do? What do you do? How did you infiltrate emergency intercom so my name is kai newman uh it's spelled ky my parents just decided that they wanted it to be like that that was fizzy as hell sorry i was in the middle of oh yeah no i know sorry um i infiltrated emergency intercom by talking to drew at a party about uh ketamine therapy for depression you always forget that i was a part of that conversation but i were you were a part of it but i didn't i thought that

you didn't remember that you were part of it yeah i didn't i didn't even actually remember that you were no i was fully a part of it because we were all talking about depression and i think that's when i was still in my really really dark depression depressive episode um and then i tapped out because i was like oh this for real isn't gonna stop and it's actually gonna make me like end my life tonight so i'm tapping out i thought you didn't remember because when i talked to you like a year later you were like oh it's so cool meeting you for the first time because i i didn't like put that together like getting bodied immediately oh i got yeah that was the first one out of many that i remember that conversation stuck with me for a very very long time really

yeah the one outside yeah on the balcony because me and kai literally talked for like i feel like three hours and then we also like like invited other people into our discussions and it like became like this big circle of people yeah i don't remember we commanded at chateau yeah chateau on the balcony i don't remember who else it was, though. I feel like Nick was there. Nick was in it when I was there. And then three or four other random people that I still to this day don't know. Yeah. I remember you talking about getting in an Uber and then talking about needing to shit really bad.

Don't remember. That was your first introduction to Inya's, her needing to shit. I feel like that's most people's introduction to india i remember her needing to shit i feel like that's like most people's introduction most introductions to me are like people walking away and being like i still have no idea who that is and that's good that is good you should block yourself off from strangers everyone is scary yeah i agree exactly um but yeah i i genuinely genuinely, when we spoke, the next time I saw Kai was outside in the front of the house. That was like a year later, too. Yeah, it was like a long time after.

It was almost like a year and a half later. It was like peak pandemic. Within that time, the pandemic started and then the protests in LA. Yeah. Like all over the country. Yeah, and that's when I was like riding my bike. And that's why I saw you is because I came back from my bike ride yeah and it looked like me and kai had just hooked up i genuinely thought y'all were hooking up when he first started coming over like i don't know if i'm allowed to say that on

the podcast but that's genuinely what i thought like i was like i did i never once went to go check what you guys were doing i don't know if you know i never like i never stepped foot i never like kai never introduced himself to me so i was like oh this is something i shouldn't like glance twice at and like i can respect that and like i was just like i'm not this this man i mean we were hooking up but you should have just like said you thought i was pulling up at 3 p.m on like a wednesday yeah i was like damn they're really about it like dude i'll never forget i've been that forget Kai wearing his mask through the house. That pissed me off.

I was like, this motherfucker thinks we're dirty. No, you know what it is. I think about that. That'll be an intrusive thought that I have when I'm driving. You're like, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Remember what happened? For those of you that don't know, I pulled up to their apartment. This is the first time I'd ever like, I feel like it the first time i ever like hung out with everybody at once yeah um and it

was like if you can even call it hanging out because like i walked in drew was like gonna give me i think it was like a vase or something yeah and then i walked in and you guys were all sitting on the couch without your masks because you all like live together and like hang out all the time and i was wearing my mask so it was like peak or it was like mid-pandemic and then um i was like oh hey what's up i like said hi in a really weird way and you guys were all watching dave or something you're like oh it's a like random person did i literally it was i remember it was like you me josh orion and maybe lucas or christian it was like one of them like it was like just all of us like sitting around i think yeah it was definitely orion was there yeah um and then i was just like

i don't know what to do i think i'm just gonna keep my mask on dude i felt so bad because i was like dude i like brought him into this environment where like it's just a bunch of people like not a bunch like five people without a mask and like i was like oh my god he's like freaking out because he's gonna get covid from us but we hadn't been anywhere in two weeks so i was just like yeah no you know what it was it was like that funny time during the pandemic where everyone's like logical sentences about like or ideas about how to maneuver through groups made no sense because it wasn't like you being in a mask that bothered me because i was like girl like yeah get yours like i get it like although we're being safe like everybody was really concerned that was when everyone was like just in their apartment

yes so like i was like oh i get it like you haven't like been out you're in like this home where like you don't know me and josh you don't know if we've been safe like that makes sense but what annoyed me was kai would come into the house and then go into Drew's room and take off his mask. And I was like, that's when it makes no sense. But I don't blame you. Because, again, I feel like that was like, it's like the restaurant thing where it's like they have you fucking wear your mask going to the bathroom. But then you could go back out and, like, sit in the middle of a restaurant. Just take your mask off and spray your viruses everywhere.

Yeah, and spray spit everywhere. I remember you we you made us work outside too for like the first time i made us yeah oh my god yeah you're like don't remind him of that he's gonna have like a panic attack well i just i felt so bad i was just like first of all it's stressful like enter an apartment with a bunch of people that all know each other and like oh it's terrible also our group is like the worst like group to like assimilate into because we're so loud like we're we're loud as fuck and also we are relentless and merciless and like if you can't catch on to like the jokes that we're throwing at you like they don't stop until you either figure it out or you leave or you tap out

most people tap in though because yeah yeah we turn people out yeah it's literally just like i guess we're not saying i know none of our conversations are ever like like super like it's like we're saying nothing when we speak like that's it and you either like get it you either get it or you don't oh you don't um but kai i i just like vividly remember sitting on the couch while everybody was watching dave You either get it or you don't. Or you don't. But Kai was chill. I just vividly remember sitting on the couch while everybody was watching Dave and just wearing my mask. And everybody else wasn't. And they were like, who the fuck is this dude?

Because at that point, too, we just didn't even know how dangerous COVID was. We were like, this is pretty bad. We don't know. We don't even know how like, how it spreads. It was honestly, like, respectful on your end. Like, almost, if you, like, think back on it. Yeah, it was hella respectful. Yeah, when you... Ew.

You, like, really latching onto that. But when you mentioned that, I didn't even remember that day. That day was such a, like, just one of those days during the pandemic where it was just like absolute nothing like mindless nothing i think i was straightening my hair um yeah or something i don't know i might be thinking of a different day there were just so many days where all we did was sit on the fucking couch and do shit but yeah i do remember you being in the house and smoking blunts eating cheese and crackers that that was your pandemic? Yeah. Those are the two things. It's just blunts.

Blunts and smoking crackers. Or eating cheese and crackers. You were smoking... Goat cheese cream. Creamy goat cheese. I think I gave myself a tapeworm. But that's not here or there. Girl.

Recently? We need to get tapeworms low-key. I shouldn't say that. I shouldn't say that. I need a tapeworm. I have a plug. You got a tapeworms low-key i shouldn't say that i think i have a plug you got a tapeworm plug yeah i do too it's literally in my fucking hole right now like i'm not kidding i don't know what i don't know an egg let me let me let me see your excrement after you shit and let me oh my god imagine i go and like take a little turd right now and there's

little worms like crawling in and out of it no i straight up think there's something wrong with my stomach like just for everybody to as an update it's because all i do is talk about my fucking shit on this podcast oh i thought i was gonna burp and it almost was throw up um but it'd be so cool i've been that would not be cool i i've been every time i go to poop it hurts so fucking bad that like i get like really cold and like shake a little um and it's like a really really gnarly pain and it's like cramping up and it's like it literally feels like i'm gonna throw up as i'm pooping because i'm putting so much strain on my body that's really bad that's how you get hemorrhoids yeah you're gonna you know but that's the thing i'm not

pushing it's literally like i have to poop but But to put any pressure on my body, it sends shocks of really intense pain in my actual stomach. Not even my abdomen. It's not in my intestines. It's in my stomach up here. It really hurts. And I spend my days. Boo-hoo. Cry, baby.

Cry a little more. And honestly, it is my period, I think. i think it's just my period out of my period period okay i was saying earlier um my new saying is um immediately eye rolls from inya because drew was trying to get this out earlier he we were walking let me get some boots but hold the house boots house on the side oh that's really good let me get some boots house on the side maybe down it put it on the down low the down payment the l the l maybe put it on the down payment of the house the inside of the boots let me get a side of boots, hold the house.

That's it. Let me get a side of boots, hold the house. That's cool. Like, when you said that, I feel like I lit up. You felt. That was you lighting up? Yeah. That was me lighting up.

I have depression. Yeah, girl. Girl, we know. We know. You know how that fucking came up is i illegally parked my car in this one street all the time today i finally was faced with the repercussions and i got a ticket a big hefty fat stinking ticket to be fair i pushed it i left that car there for like two hours like i was really feeling myself um unreal we went in eight for an hour and we came back and we're like oh like no no ticket and we went in for another hour yeah we went to a different store for an hour

power went out today this came up is because when i was parking my car i was like i wonder if they would tow my car put a boot on it and then i was like why have no companies gone out of their way to make like portable boots that you could put on your own car to trick towing companies and shit into thinking that you just have a boot on your car already so you can leave it legal or fake tickets put fake yeah literally i think about all the time if i get a ticket and i'm like bitch i'm just committing to it and i leave the ticket on there for the rest of the day because i'm like what are you going to double me up my friend would just do that he just had a ticket that he would just put on his windshield i'm gonna

keep the ones from today and just put it there really yeah i'm just gonna fucking do that too then but yeah i was like saying that and then i was like should i put boots on all four of my wheels and give my car a pair of boots literally boots and then stuttered like insanely to try to get that sentence out he was like oh wait he was wait. He was like, no. No, I'm going to say this for the podcast. No, wait. No. I should say it now. I was like, can I get some boots?

No. And then he was like, Drew, shut the fuck up and just say it on the podcast. But with that said, we thought our power went out today. Yeah. We thought our bill. How long was it out for? Like three hours? Like two hours.

Yeah. Yeah. And we were doing the same naughty thing. It's like literally an addiction like we're addicted to seeing how high the number can go and we like we've ever since we paid it last like we haven't paid it again you know what it is is like the power going out from not paying it um reminds me of my childhood it just reminds me of that fear like of like being home and feeling safe but then the power going out and being like, what happened? And my dad being like, put all the food in the cooler with ice.

Dude, the power going out when you were younger was the coolest thing. I know, lighting candles. Yeah. Did y'all light candles? Yeah, we would light candles. And I remember like one time it went out and my neighbor at the time, I had like a crush on. I was like, we were both like 13 or something. Y'all boned?

No, we didn't bone. We didn't bone I just remember like She like moved in Like 6 months earlier Or something and I was like so afraid to ever Like even like talk to them I remember like the power went out and we all

Like all the neighbors like went out and were like Standing in the street just talking about it And I remember like she was there and I was Like oh my god this is so exciting Wait what's the point of telling a story if y'all don't have sex in it stories can like it's not about the destination it's about the journey facts no when we went to it's all about busting i know it's all about getting getting to that peak of pleasure when we uh had that recent power outage i felt like such a dad like i went outside and stood in the road with my hands on my side like this and i was like trying to like communicate with

the other neighbors and none of them they were all dubbing the fuck out of me i was like so is y'all's power out too i'm assuming and they were like they were just like look at me and like i was like okay i'm going inside do you live in this area that image of you standing with your hands like against your back is so so okay i'm going inside now and then i was at air one and i bought a million of the most probably expensive little candles ever because i was like oh it's just gonna be cute like i want to rush back home and light them up for the uh for like all of our friends that are at home. And the light went on right when I paid for that. Dude, I used one of those randomly one day when you were gone.

And it burnt. And I'm not kidding. The entire thing burnt and went out in five minutes. And I'm not exaggerating. Like, it melted. You know what it is? It's because it's beeswax. Yeah, all of the wax was gone.

I was like, what the fuck? I, like, went and took a shower. And I came back. And it was already out yeah all of the wax was gone i was like what the fuck i like went to and took a shower and i came back and it was already out and all the wax was gone and i was like did josh drink the wax i swear to god went through my head but power i the reason i was watching that sly cooper thing yesterday that video game is literally because one of my fondest memories of playing that is like our god family used to live across the street from us and then when um not i think it was hurricane katrina it wasn't hurricane or it wasn't hurricane andrew maybe it was whatever hurricane hit miami and it was like pretty gnarly like it was one of the bad hurricanes when i was younger um after it hit miami our god

family's house actually got like really fucked really fucked up, like, the roof. So they couldn't stay there. And when the power finally came back on, we were all talking. And, like, all of my God siblings, like, came over. And we were all hanging out. And, like, we finally got to play something. Wait, you have siblings that are gods? Yeah.

Wait, what? You didn't know that? No, nobody knew that. Oh, okay. Well, when God actually likes you and cares about you he like gives you even more family because he wants you to be surrounded by extra love y'all don't have that no oh my god you should speak to him so you guys were all just playing we were we were playing sly cooper like when the power came back that was like the first video game we were playing

and i was so happy because that was my favorite game i was like i'm so happy i get to play this game again because i thought i was gonna die during the hurricane because it was just like anytime a hurricane hit and it was that crazy i was like swore i was gonna die and it was a crazy hurricane like our backyard was full of trees and all the trees got knocked down you had hurricanes i had tornadoes and kai had fires i had fires yeah my parents house has my parents live in northern california and my parents house have almost burned down like five times have y'all ever had like a fire experience of like our house burning down or like something close to yeah no in 2018 the fire like reached almost our backyard oh my god my parents could see it and then they evacuated everything dude

that's insane that's literally my nightmares because i'm like oh i'm like if our house burnt down i would actually i'm not kidding i would kill myself and that's like not a joke like i yeah i don't think all my little trinkets that i've collected over the last three years like what am i gonna do that yeah that's my thing is i'm like oh my god all my little like gremlins like we're literally goblins and we have our little shiny objects. No, yeah. I have my trinkets that I like go and I collect and I add them to my room and I can't stop. Every time I'm out, I see a little trinket. I'm like, this needs to be added to my collection. If my house burned down, ketamine treatment has worked so well for me that even that wouldn't

affect me. And I would just like turn it into a positive. You're so advanced. Kai, who do you like more, me or Inya? I was going to say something so mean and you were going win it i was gonna be like girl you wouldn't care because the clothes on your back is like the same thing you wear every day okay cut that i'm sorry kai you're awesome that was a joke okay thank you who do you like more me or in you okay so he's talking to you guys at chateau what that's how we that's how we first met right yeah yeah yeah so we

can just go back to that story if you want just like circle back yeah okay cool what does that have to do with oh you're you're avoiding the question i'm not avoiding anything i was just like you can be honest you're you're i feel like you're closer to drew it'd make more sense if you pick true well he's hesitating which makes me believe that he likes you more and he's scared to let me down i'm closer to drew but i do like you guys equally the reason why i say that even though i'm closer to drew is because i'm afraid of women so even though it seems like i like drew more see i can't even look at you uh even though it seems like i like drew more i actually like you guys perfectly equally

and which is disrespectful to me no it's not why is that why do you have to i love that people can see a little i'm actually glad that people can see the manipulation and gaslighting uh in real time you're the one manipulating and gaslighting no i'm not i know you're over there saying you like inya more than me it's also funny because drew just asked you a question and you're making it this whole thing and you're gaslighting him and then you just said you like inya more and now I'm trying to get you. No, no. I didn't say that I liked Enya more.

I like you guys. I hate that I'm doing this to y'all. He said that he wants me and my family to burn in a fire in his backyard. You know, this isn't the first time I've caused like violence like this between two men. He said his backyard caught on fire and he thought about throwing me into the fire. I didn't. I never said that. You did say that.

And because you get final cut, you're going to cut that out. You guys are seeing this, right? You guys are seeing this. Mm-hmm. Look, as the third to this polyamorous relationship. Oh, we haven't talked about that. Come on, lock hands, everybody. Hold my hand.

My hand's really sweaty, but I literally don't care. My hands have pee on them. I can't. Hold his wrist. Hold his wrist. No, other wrist. We need to make a circle. We're making a fucking triangle right now.

Bad things. Okay, we are in a three-way polyamorous relationship. Yeah, this is the... Kai cannot look in the eyes, though. I am still afraid of women. Partially because... Guys look me in the eyes, though. I am still afraid of women. Partially because... Guys look me in the eyes, I think. Yeah. Don't hold it.

I just did it. You guys saw that. I did it and she went, ew. So that's why I'm not... Because it was like, you're like too close to me. Kai, can you make eye contact with me? Yeah, easy. You have hunter eyes.

Hunter? Yeah, no, I'm a predator. What does that mean? I have prey eyes. No, I'm a... What? I mean i have prey eyes no i'm a i kill i'm like oh my heart my arms hurt my and kai's blocking all my good light like i need to like i like y'all get on here and you think about saying sentimental things i get on here and i'm like i need to look good and get clipped just the polyamorous relationship it has its ups and downs

but like at the end of the day, we make it work. It's good because since Kai is not brave enough to say that he wants more love and affection from us, we can just be really dismissive and forget Kai's in the relationship sometimes. And then we're like, oh my god, Kai. Pick up the slack. Kai builds forts for us, and he buys things and drives us around. Okay, here's my take on polyamorous relationships. Okay.

Everyone's like. Be careful. You're walking into public scrutiny. Now you know how hard it is to be us. I just like looked into the camera and had an existential crisis. You realized how many people you were talking to? Yeah. It's three people.

Okay. So people are like, they can't work. It's like, oh, it's like that shit's hard. Yeah.'t work it's like oh it's like that shit's yeah there are a lot of people who are like that shit yeah yeah like i feel like a lot of people i feel like after 30 all of a sudden like people just have the urge to become polyamorous now but like before that most people are pretty skeptical of it yeah and i've i've heard people just be like no that shit can't work like if you have like seven people like fucking. But look at us. Yeah.

But look at us. Right. Like we're, we're a perfect example of how polyamory can work. And it could be beautiful. But my real, my real like thing is that what? Like 98% of monogamous relationships fail. Like what's, what are we comparing that to? 99.

99.99 of every relationship but then i guess you're not you're not taking into account of like how much um how much research has there actually been about like the longevity of polyamorous relationships are phony no one was ever meant to be in a relationship we were all just meant to like have sex and make babies and then move on but like i'm not disagreeing with it i think it's really cute to be in love but i think polyamory is like biologically like what we were supposed to do i agree with it but i genuinely for right now in my life i i used to be like oh yeah i could be like poly like of course like i could figure that out but like the more i think about it it literally

scares the fuck out of me that like I don't have full possession of her. Yeah, I know. I like, OK, two things is like I think like I think it's dumb for anybody to like look at any kind of like relationship like structure and be like, oh, that shit doesn't make sense. Fuck that. Like it's stupid. It doesn't work because I genuinely do think like every single person you meet, like your closest friends, like, the deeper you get into it, like, within your friendships, I think you find that, like, everybody has such a specific way about in which they cater to, like, romantic or, like, intimate relationships. It's just, like, such a different playing field. And it really is by person. It's very different like you can have two people who are very monogamous but or like you can have two like not two people in a relationship but like put two people in a room who are really monogamous believe in monogamy but then their ideas of sex and like how like like important

or how like how how much they let sex like affect their idea of monogamy like does that make sense like there are people like like for me like i personally especially at this point in my life like i see like sexual relationships as like a big thing like i don't i'm not somebody i'm not somebody who can partake and like yeah i'm not someone who could be like a dirty little slut like drew it's like disgusting like yeah um and you and you should i'm a whore i'm literally trying to like have as much sex as possible see and i can't do that like i i'm just like i genuinely like i physically can't get myself to do that because i'm just not someone who like at the end of the day is that interested in sex actually that's literally a lie i'm so horny every rose literally does have its thorns

oh my god he said this yesterday i'm gonna shove your mic up your ass and it's gonna come out your mouth and i'm gonna put you on a fucking fire like a little skewer i would actually love that i'm gonna watch oh are you gonna watch i'm just gonna watch pants on or off um they will start on and then they will come off about three minutes in. Oh, well, I forgot the super serious thing I was trying to say, because Drew literally interrupted me by yelling. I said something so important. I was like, I was totally.

It's so crazy. Like being up here and seeing it happen or like you like talking about you, like expressing something. And then Drew just screaming, I'm a whore. Just to break it. But basically I was saying like, I think the same thing goes in with polyamory i'm sure there's people who are a part of polyamorous situations and like do have tinges of believing in monogamy but like it's just everybody is there on their own spectrum of like where they fall so like being like

polyamory doesn't fucking work is so stupid because it really does work for some people but i think relationships in general whether they be like polygamous monogamous platonic like no matter what like relationships are meant to like for the most part sizzle out and like go in and out of your life because like that's what yeah like you were saying bitch we're fucking what the fuck were you saying you're saying like religions i'm gonna smack the shit out of you um but you were saying like yeah we are just fucking animals and like i think the reason humans like partnership is because it's like a really big growing thing and you can lean on someone emotionally but like we're just animals on a spinning rock floating in outer space at terminal velocity that's literally every 13 year old who refuses to do their own that's what they

say unironically now. I literally think about that sometimes and it freaks me the fuck out, but it is grounding. What's your guys' body count? Oh my god. Literally, actually, unironically, I don't know. You don't know? When I go back to Texas,

I literally turn up. I wish mine was high enough for it. Turn the fuck up. You turn the fuck up. Like literally next time I'm in Texas. No, he literally turns the fuck up. He turns it up. I will actually send you a detailed account of every time I hook up with someone if you want me to do that for you.

Yes, please. Why can't I get to be a part of that? You can be a part of it too. Yeah, tap me in. I just asked the body count question. I always ask the body count question i always ask the body count we have the emergency we have the emergency intercom group chat and then we have drew's body count you should start a discord for us no we're only you can talk don't bring up discord do not bring up discord

but yeah i'll i'll just give you a very detailed account of every. I mean, there was one recently that I had to tell you about. Yeah. That was just crazy. I told you about it. Yeah. That one was. What the fuck was I going to say? Well, there were two actually.

Kai always brings up. Kai always brings up body count. And literally when I met you, I thought you were a fucking slut. But that's because I think every man is a slut. And I do believe. Oh, my God. I met you I thought you were a fucking slut but that's because I think every man is a slut and I do believe Oh my god Alright we're gonna Throw this photo up You actually look

So fucking sexy in that photo I know I'm like a sexy hot man That is the sexiest man I've ever seen in my entire life That is such a man photo I know and I look good as fuck This is like actually airing myself out but when i saw this photo it turned me on do you ever see yourself and you see it like in the mirror all the fucking time you're like damn i've never experienced that all the time when i'm for

the most part when i'm looking in the mirror i'm like damn i'm so hot and i immediately turn around and i like want to cry because i'm like i can't believe what i just fucking witnessed like um but drew moji coming soon like and share take notes you've said that forever drew moji is coming as soon as like you've also been like i'm gonna get a tesla for like eight years like can i fucking live i cannot live around anybody anymore i'm busting out the notes already girls girls two types of people in the world those who like bagel bites and those who like pizza but was i supposed to prepare for this what no like notes what are you like on like you're like you're coming out of a k-hole right now you're like freaking out oh should we talk about that do you want to talk about that a little bit yeah sure your ketamine treatments i don't know if that's like private

to you but no yeah i'm down that shit is so fascinating to me. And I'm sure someone out there will love it or relate to it. Yeah. This was our first conversation ever was basically like, I look, I also think about this. Like when we first started talking, I think about the fact that like somehow within 30 seconds, we were just both talking about being violently depressed. No, it's me. I've said this before. Literally, people have auras and energies that you can trust.

And like, you're a very trusting person. And I feel like I have the same trusting aura. Like, look at me. I do feel like I also think because during the time we met you, literally, it was in 2019, like earlier in the year of 2019. And that is when I was literally so depressed. That's all I would talk about. Like, that's all I talked about is like it was just at the forefront of our brain so fucking sad interesting um yeah so what we essentially

talked about is uh when i turned like 14 i just felt like i was getting very chemically depressed like the type of shit where you wake up in the morning you're like oh wow like this is gonna be a fucking very hard day and i started the whole like prescription drug saga over like 10 years of just trying basically every ssri like like anti-psychotics like and you know i was on lithium at one point which is like kind of insane but uh yeah like that went on until i think i was like 23 or 24 um so this was like 20 years ago but um wait you're 47 right now yeah what yeah i'm 47 oh that's kind of slick you look really good for 47 thank you yeah you look really good for you guys saw that unless you're lying and you're like actually like 27 because if that's the case then you look really bad for you guys unless you're lying and you're like actually like 27 because if that's

the case then you look really bad for 27 we can move on um but yeah so when i was like 24 um i i was like i i don't know what else to do um i had never done a psychedelic drug um i had never like i was very much i had heard of ketamine but i had never like, I was very much, I had heard of ketamine, but I had never like, I was like very skeptical of it. I just kind of felt like, how can this drug that like gabbers in like London do at raves, like help you with your depression? And it gives you crystals in your bladder. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And my parents were just like, well, if you want to do this, we'll support you. And I'm really fucking lucky to have parents that have stuck with me over a total of 15 years at this point,

trying everything and supporting me through this. And I did it, and I was really skeptical of it. I was skeptical to say whether or not it worked until like a year after I started it but damn at this new treatments is that like I think it was like 12 or 13 damn yeah were you getting it like once a month yeah I was like once a month that you go in and it's like two doctors. You talk to them for like 30 minutes and then you get an intramuscular injection of it. And it's like basically what people do when they experience a K-hole. I think they're doing like a fraction of what they inject you with. And also you metabolize it really fucking quickly.

Oh, so you're doing like... It's like a k-hole times a thousand like like credulous somehow you it like destroys your sense of ego within like you go from one minute of being completely sober to like minute three of questioning if i'm me or if i'm my dad like i truly don't know dude that's so scary that would fuck me up forever. I don't know if I could ever do that. Also, to preface this, because I don't want any of y'all watching this to be like, oh, my God, that's awesome. I'm going to go do, like, street ketamine. Oh, absolutely.

This is, like, all medical grade. Yeah. This is all, like, medical grade. Overseen by doctors. Yeah, overseen by doctors. Like, it's very, like, medically advised. Yeah. Yeah, I just don't want, I don't want any of you people to ask bitches to be like. We don't want any of our followers turning into ketamine yeah i just don't want i don't i don't want

any of you we don't want any of our followers turn into ketamine rats we don't need ketamine rat yeah street ketamine is also like not pure ketamine yeah it's like dangerous as fuck and there's also two different types of ketamine and one of them is like actually better for neurogenesis and like growing your brain and whatever the other one is like i don't think and you started taking it also because you heard that it grows your balls too right oh yeah yeah brain and balls it grows your balls yeah so now my balls are really big yeah i know in the morning he has to like you know um what why do you we don't you know true just like no just keep going because i'm gonna get this poly poly vibes um but yeah so i was really skeptical of it i was really skeptical of any psychedelics in general because i was just like honestly just fucking afraid of like all

of the horror stories that you hear growing up but yeah like after a year i essentially i can look back at that time of when i started the treatment and so much of my life is better i can't i will never say like this is for everyone because i don't know it's it's just like ssri some people have like super good experiences. Some people like literally. Some people get super horny on Welbutrin and are able to have an infinite amount of sex. When I was on Welbutrin, my penis essentially fell off. So it's very different for everyone. It's really weird down there now.

Yeah, it's super weird. It's beautiful. What is like the average session look look like that's like interesting like um it's like three hours and you go in you talk about your intentions about like what you've been struggling with so it's like an intentions thing yeah okay and then you get the injection and yeah you slip into a completely different dimension that i don't i feel like if i try to explain it it might be really abstract and honestly kind of okay it feels like like the first time i did it it felt like i was being pressed in between the pages of a book and every page was like a different universe and i was like moving between each of these different

universes i've had like weed shit i was gonna say because i've literally had a like a weed induced psychosis that literally feels like flipping through pages of a book but in like a really bad way horrific yeah and like a way where i'm like i had that too or like traumatizing yeah i had like i i don't know who i am like i've had to ask people yeah essentially like an ego death or close to ego death experience um mine gave me i came isn't real if you fit if you no you can you can no you can yeah you can end that no that was it that was actually that was the ego death isn't technically real because if you experience ego death, your ego wouldn't

be there to be active after the fact to explain that you had ego death. Oh. Um, well, I came out. That's kind of logical. That does make sense. I came out with bigger boobs after my psychosis though. Oh really? Yeah.

One was heavier than the other. So I had to induce myself in psychosis again from weed so that they could even out to even it out yeah that's there's still a little uneven but like you know that that's really cool um but yeah but yeah sometimes uh sometimes the experience is really um like obtuse and really hard to like grasp. And sometimes it's very clear. Like I had what the universe is trying to tell you to do. Yeah. Like I had this, this really,

um, visceral experience of like doing it. And then all of a sudden I was just in a room and I was in like my childhood bedroom and I was playing Toontown and I was standing behind myself. Like playing Toontown, like as an adult. And you took that you should play Toontown as an adult. Yeah. And I was like, I need to get back into Toontown. And you rotted your life.

Yeah. No, but I was just like observing myself as a child and just like seeing how much pain I was in. And I think like that is kind of like an overarching theme of the treatment of just opening yourself up to like a sense of empathy towards yourself. If that makes sense. No, it does make sense. Because I think like, that's why therapy was like, good for me. But that's obviously a different experience. Because that's like literally vocalizing it. But I think about like, oh, I'm sure being like medically induced into this position where you are vulnerable and you don't have a choice of being vulnerable with yourself. But like when I first started therapy, like I ran away from it for like ever because like being that vulnerable and like forcing yourself over those gaps was like almost impossible. And then it made it more comfortable to be depressed because I was like, well, I don't have to like be like really uncomfortable and vulnerable and like face all this pain that I have. I can just like sulk and be sad and be like, I know what this feeling is. Like, I don't care. Yeah. I think that's, that's when you get really into like a, a cyclical spiral of depression where you're like, behave, your behavior's wrong. So then you're like

life gets kind of worse. You're waking up late, you're eating shitty. So you feel bad about eating shitty. Yeah. No, it just like dig. You're eating shitty. So you feel bad about eating shitty. You're not exercising. It just digs you deeper and deeper. When you get really 10 years into that process, for me, I didn't know how to get out of it. I had no clue. I did the research. But every time-

And this was pre-internet. Yeah, this was in the 80s. The way that I was kind of like oh my god it was when you said that i don't know why i was just like yeah it was pre-internet it was oh we're not recording oh my god you can't get me with my own joke look i just have nothing to add to this conversation so i'm just sitting over here in my own head being like oh my god like i don't even know who i am so y'all are triggering me well i'm sorry i'm sorry that our self exploration and self-growth that we've taken on is harming you like you're you're just like you're

gaslighting us threatening yeah you're gaslighting us into feeling bad for feeling good about ourselves i know where both of your families live. You could not say my family's address if your life depended on it. But I know where they live. And I am capable of dangerously. Yeah, I'm sure if you spent like 10 days in Miami, you could maybe figure it out. I'm a killer. The killer is here.

I'm a killer. You're going to die soon. Do you think you walk out of every academy? Both of you gonna die soon Do you think you walk out of every academy Most of you will die soon Drew the other day was like I had this really morbid thought It's really really bad

But I don't want to ruin the vibe And I was like dude just fucking say it Get it out of your system You have to process this And he was like our group's so big And I just feel like there's no way that all of us make it and i was like what the fuck like we were on our way to the aquarium to go look at fish and then we're just like i think about that actually all the time like me and josh thought

about it um but more so recently i've really felt like i'm gonna die soon like really recently like i'm not kidding and I'm not being dramatic every time I say bye to people I'm like oh I gotta get in like an I love you because like they're gonna remember me and then I'm like oh like I have to like make sure that like I just like say a proper goodbye well three nights ago you didn't

say I love you before bed I always say it I say it in the hallway oh yeah and I did not forget it. But also. I say goodnight every night. Also, I didn't say it. So.

Do you. I know. You did it in this game. Do you kind of feel like something big is coming? Kyle. Kyle. Yeah. My big fucking clit is about to come.

Something big is literally coming soon. Guys, I figured out what the big thing is. What is it? It's me being on the podcast. Oh, no. It's me. Well, I guess it is a big bad thing. So, yeah, you're right.

Girl, the ultimate big thing is me keeling over and passing away and turning to fucking dust. But if I actually do. Okay. If I do die legitimately, I want a funeral world tour. Have I talked about that before? Wait, what? When you're like Cassie? We've talked about this.

Put me in a casket and fly me across the world to different stadiums and tour my fucking body i will be the first world tour and we're going we're going cross seas with him we're going to milan yeah we're going to milan we're going to milan fashion week fucking runway for prada we'll. Why is that giving the same energy as that insane Michael Jackson video that you showed me? Oh, season two is coming soon. Yeah, me and Drew, we're only going up. We only need to just make enough money off of this so that we can become the most out

of world performers ever. That's my plan. We're going to do live podcasts, but you're going to expect us to sit, but we're going to dance. We're going to be fucking floating above the stage. Legitimately. It's going to be the life of Pablo. It's going to be Righteous Gemstones tour. But like and I'm like literally floating dead body style.

But yeah, recently I've been feeling like I'm going to die. I don't know why. I'm just like, hmm. You know what I think it is i i've been on too many planes recently and i'm like i'm really upping the chances of me being on a fatal uh flight i'm like really you think you're funny i've been looking at it the whole time yeah because usually i would look at your boner but it's blocking it so you guys saw that you guys saw that saw what you mean like. Saw what? You mean heard it? Like what are you like you're hallucinating. I don't know my name. Also before anybody comments on my outfit like I know everyone is having a key saying

I look like Catholic slave but I'm in my Fran Lebowitz era. I'm just like. Oh my God. Okay. Are you chasing peace or are you chasing pleasure? Oh interesting. I'm in the middle i am probably i think i used to be chasing pleasure a lot more thinking that it would bring me peace but in the last like six

months i feel like i've been better at evaluating what peace actually is for me but i'm not fully there yet like i think i'm like three quarters of the way of being like, no, not even that. I'm like a quarter of the way to actually chasing it successfully, but I'm still mostly chasing pleasure. I'm chasing peace. Y'all know my game plan. Y'all know my game plan. Yeah, I dabble in both. I think I need to take up more sessions of therapy so that I can be closer to peace again, because I haven't been talking to my therapist enough.

The past two weeks were scary for me but i'm coming back around i'm coming three weeks but i'm coming back around three weeks yeah mexico hurt you just pre pre mexico i just was like in a bad place oh mentally i and no one seems to notice that's the craziest thing about the craziest thing is everybody notices it's all anybody talks about when i'm in a bad place no one seems to notice. That's the craziest thing about me. No, the craziest thing is everybody notices. It's all anybody talks about. When I'm in a bad place, no one seems to ask, Drew, how are you? How are you doing? It's always, Drew, can we go here?

Can we do this? Drew, can you buy this for me? Both of you. No one has ever asked you to go anywhere. You don't have a car. Where are you taking anyone? To hell? I honestly do ask Drew to buy me things all the time.

And he does spoil me sometimes. I spoil him. I'm getting him a Berkey. Yes. What color Berkey you want? You're getting a guy a Birkenback. Ostrich. Baby wants green one.

Green, green, green Berkey. Baby wants little green Berkey. Inwood Berkey. Yeah. Alligator Squin. Still recording? Okay. yeah um still recording okay well this is awkward now

why did y'all do that it went on for so fucking long cause it was real you're fucking jealous of us what we have you're jealous that you're not in a baby daddy relationship I don't have anything else to say to not in a baby daddy relationship i don't have anything else to say to you fucking freaks oh yeah i didn't even finish my thought this podcast has been 15 minutes long like we've been talking for like eight minutes every time we like talk

on here i get freaked out because i'm like i can never tell if i'm talking for five minutes or like three hours um but i could go on forever oh also we did not watch being john malkovich like not even like close like we watched i watched like other movies, and it didn't even cross my mind. But we'll bring it up next week. And then next week, we'll be like, oh, my God, we still haven't watched it. Sorry. Yeah, it's just such a hard movie to watch. And Requiem for a Dream as well.

Requiem? Yeah. I have some notes, actually. Your phone is on camera, so you better help. Tap in. You don't have, like, sex coming up. I don't have sex sex coming up i don't have i don't have sex on my phone right now the only thing i like porn on my phone during the podcast

yeah yeah okay i have a note that says we have jester's privilege do you guys know what that is oh yeah where you can be like our friend jester no all right unrelated like you can say whatever the fuck you want and then get away with it because no one cares what you're saying because you've never said a real thing in your life i say real things all the time on this podcast i'm saying important things i'm serving politics i'm serving news that's funny that's a good joke that's a good joke because she's always joking she's always joking that's funny that's it for your note no i have i have other ones um drew when are you gonna let me hit oh my god baby come on it's after this maybe not after oh my god i i actually love it when you play games with me maybe sometimes i come over and i just feel like i'm a little ball of yarn and you're

like a cat and you're just like pawing me around yeah no that's exactly what's happening i mean buy me something nice okay treat me i'll buy you something i'll buy you some ethereum oh i'm sorry yeah let me fucking let me let me say something y'all are literally sexting you're being fucking sluts on camera like get a grip have some self-respect you're both going to have jealous he's coming out girl this polyamorous relationship is not gonna work if you keep getting jealous with me i don't give a fuck i actually don't give a fuck how about that break up with me oh break up with me break up with me you're not gonna fucking do it fuck you bitch okay yeah we're done we're done kai that's not how this works this poly relationship is now a monogamous if i if i ever

get broken up with i've said this before but like i'm gonna keep claiming that motherfucker just to spite them like break up with me like i'm gonna lie like i'm literally gonna lie make you look like a fucking cheater since you want to break up with me and you know what's funny is i always get dumped like i'm always the dumpy i'm always getting dumped yeah i don't i've never broken up with somebody like i always get dumped really it's probably because i'm just so good and every person who dates me is like oh my god well you are the common denominator in that situation that's very surprising i wouldn't have assumed that um that she gets dumped yeah oh i get dumped and you just is like in love and will like stick out a toxic relationship until the end of time if she has to.

No, I'm like, I can fix you! Come back! You can fix us. You can fix us. Why are you not begging for us to come back? Yeah. Because y'all are fucking sluts and you'll be here no matter what. I could fucking do whatever I want to y'all.

Y'all are ran through. Yeah, y'all are ran through. You're sluts. I am ran through. And I run through i run through meadows and i pray to jesus and i what's your other notes you have like 20 there i know he has 20 and he's like insecure i'll read them i'll read them i'm not gonna lie i've been prepared no i don't want you to read them because i feel like they're kind of dumb i'll read them no i won't make fun of you. Okay. Oh, my God.

Let me see if this makes sense. Okay. Before Google, it really meant something to know something. Like, before you could Google something, it was actually, like, if somebody had a piece of knowledge about, like, whatever, like, for example, like, a style of, like, knitting, like, that, you really had to go and seek out that person. And now you could just watch a TikTok in like three seconds. And like there used to really be a weight in having knowledge and like passing that on to somebody else.

And now that's like gone. Yeah, I feel the burden of that leaving because I am the last with the knowledge to get. I'm like Google if it was personified. Google personified. That's me. Jersey is shaman era girl there's a photo there's a doppelganger of me as a shaman it's the scariest thing i've ever seen we'll insert it now there's a doppelganger of me but it's just every other latina girl with like a whiter face and brown eyes um is my doppelganger like i also look like every girl on the internet. You look like every other bitch!

I literally do. Girl, someone called me the default human and actually fucked me up for like three weeks. Oh, one of the best roasts I've ever received is I had some guy say that I look like a default Sims character. You kind of do. I really do. It's giving default Sims.

And it hit me pretty hard. And then somebody was like... Well, because not many people look like default Sims, so you're kind of do i i really do it's giving and it hit me pretty hard and then somebody was like not many people look like default sims so you're kind of winning what the hell um were we fucking talking about oh yeah me being a fucking book of knowledge i was gonna have a fucking serious comment on that no no no we can bring it back my let's circle back um but like actually also i feel like now because like um like knowledge like that is so attainable that more people are just like making a competition to know how to do random shit of like oh i i also i know how to do this this and that and it's like nobody is really like catering to one thing and perfecting um one simple craft instead people are like oh like it's like quantity over quality now

like i feel like that's a huge thing it's like oh i do this and i also do this and i also do this and it's like what happened to the good old days of everybody putting themselves in a box and staying in that box yeah i feel like that's how i sound on this podcast sometimes i'm like what happened to the good old days of people not believing in themselves and just like shutting up and sitting down? Yeah, like the one guy, one jar, or yeah, the one guy, one jar guy, he only did that. Yeah.

And he was good at it. And the girl who ate the tampon, she ate her fucking tampon and left. I am guilty of that though, because I feel like- Of eating a tampon? No, no. No, of like doing a lot of things.

Because I do like rendering, I do 3D rendering, music production. But that's all nerd shit on the computer. You're keeping it together. I'm just addicted to slang. Yeah. Honestly. I am a servaholic.

It's actually like I talk to my therapist all the time. It's really devastating condition. You know what I... And I actually do want to take the mic real quick just to talk about it um i can't leave the house without serving the boots holding the house oh really yeah it's you're serving the boots and holding the house while you're leaving the house true is that hard is that hard for you no i mean it's not easy i wouldn't say it's no i'm sure that's not easy yeah it's like really actually really fucking difficult to like be addicted to serving like could you imagine no yeah you know what it is is i've personally dedicated my life to the sleigh and every now and then i find like

some like some time to squeeze in a serve like i'm committed to the sleigh every day. I do have to sleigh, whether that be in a serve degree or not. But sometimes at night, I'm like, you know what? It's my time to go and serve. Serving to the degree of sleigh. Yeah. To the power of sleigh. Sometimes I look at you and I refuse to believe that you're like a human who's made it this far

sometimes I genuinely look at you and I'm like wait that's like what do you guys think when you look at me what do you guys think when you look at me absolutely nothing I want to feel your rock hard muscles and just like just hold you sometimes really?

I think you need to be held sometimes we've we've both held given kai a little hold yeah not enough but it could be more okay we're not dating you free um find a partner for that kai no literally me to drew yesterday we were watching a movie and like this like a person in the movie was getting like a lot of affection and drew was like why don't y'all do that to me and i was like bitch because that's a partner's job like go get a fucking partner no hell no this is super dismissive of you because it's like a sweet thing i'm saying to drew and i do love you and i don't want you to forget that i do love you but all the time i think about this like drew is like my forever partner like does that make sense

like i'm not kidding like i genuinely believe that i because i was really really like for like serious thinking about like moving to new york York and how much I want to do that. But I was like, I cannot see myself not living within the circumference of Drew. Girl, we'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. We'll finger it out. We will finger each other out. But no, genuinely, I actually do believe that we're forever together no matter what.

We're in this i know i think like on our own we're not capable of doing this life and we need each other as support as i think everybody needs yeah everybody needs their support but like do you have get this is we've known each other for almost eight for eight years psycho um but i was thinking about that the other day i was like oh my god no because drew is like drew and orion like when i think about like my like really like deep future but I was thinking about that the other day I was like oh my god no Drew and Orion when I think about my really deep future I'm like oh my god these are people who I'm going to be an old hag with

we're going to be raising our kids together and then Kai will like you don't have that much time left Orion proposed a very interesting idea last night that actually I was like I'm not interested in this idea let's just have one baby and we all raise it Oh, my God. Orion proposed a very interesting idea last night that actually I was like, hmm. What is it?

She was like, let's just have one baby and we all raise it together. Orion would fucking take the baby and run away. Like, Orion would not let us take that baby. We'd put that baby in the wrong shirt and Orion would be so pissed. She'd put it in a fucking sandal, puff collar if we put it in a t-shirt. She'd be like, give me that. We'd put it in a G-shirt We put it in a gap shirt And she hits us You know I've known

Drew I've known you for I think two or three years now Three So that's like a long time And maybe I also You're only competing over me right now Kai you will be in our life for a long time But I mean like

Like it's a very like it's like an integral like almost it's like a very animalistic like love that i have for drew where i'm like this is like it's like a protection like i think if someone hit me over the head like i would still recognize drew like if someone hit me over the head it'd be like drew and like my family and maybe like two other people who like if you put them in front of me i'd be like oh like i remember and if you started singing to me like in coco i remember you dude that being clipped is the most horrifying yeah i said abulita and everyone's like what the fuck is this cracker saying i'm sure i'll find my person you you have

that we're getting there yeah it just takes time you found you have a place in our life forever yeah i do i honestly and if you if you tend to it to tie all of this together i honestly do feel like so much of uh being a depressed little boy was like me being shut down and feeling like really sad that I wasn't gonna find people that I was like like I wasn't gonna find that like really solid core group of friends and I have like really great friends that I've made but um I do feel like part of like getting allowed me to open up and at that party talk to you guys. And I feel very fucking lucky because on a very real note, I love you guys. And I do feel very lucky. We love you too, Kai.

We love you too, Kai. Okay, I'll take the... I'll take the foot. You'll take his fucking platform shoes anywhere so he can be taller? I'm actually done. I'm fucking done with this shit all the time. You're not done until we say you're done. This is what friends are for.

You're trapped, Kai. You're here forever. That's the thing is, from the outside, the rest of people in Los Angeles probably see us as a literal fucking cult. we're i feel like we're scary to other people um it's just you know what we found love in a hopeless place and we stayed there but no our girl did you know i wrote that someone you did not write that no i did i wrote that sorry drew's in his delusional phase because he's withdrawing. Yeah. He's seeing things.

All right, guys, you want to do media of the week? Fuck, I've always wanted to say that. How long have we been going? Because I feel like we've been going for like eight minutes. Do y'all want to do media? Kai, do you have media prepared? No, but I'll prepare it while you guys do yours. I want to do media kai do you have media prepared uh no but i will i'll prepare while you guys do yours i want it i want it okay i'll go i'll go i'll go okay um movie media um was the

movie toli i we watched it last night um i really really enjoyed that movie um i could have done without all the weird mermaid shit um but literally i've never rooted for sex to happen in a movie so much in my entire life watching that movie made me realize how fucking corny i am because that's the second piece of media that i've watched that i'm like really like pushing this narrative of like seeing people have sex like in that euphoria episode when they were in the hot tub and shot... Okay, they were in a hot tub with Sade playing. Are y'all not going to vote? Oh, you're not going to vote.

Our Bronsons weren't going to vibrate. Yeah, my Bronson was literally sounding the alarm. The cooter Bronson. The nerves were banging at my clips, so it was thumping. Girl, the cooter Bronson. Okay, my music of the week is buttons by sia you got me pushing imaginary school children step away from me i'm sorry that sounded so good continue that was actually my song and i tricked you into

believing it was a sia song it's a sia. It's like a really infamous Sia song. Infamous? It's a famous song. What is infamous? What is infamous? It's like when you're famous, but it's not good. For bad reasons. Oh, I always say infamous.

Let's Talk More Rock by Freeze Pop. Classic. That's a classic. And then Yeah Yeah by Body Rock by Freeze Pop. Classic. That's a classic. And then Yeah Yeah by Body Rocks. Okay. Oh, I was listening to that today. I'm on my indie sleaze shit.

Yeah. I'm sleazed out. Well, my media of the week is for a movie, Jackass Forever. Watching that literally made me so fucking happy. We did it. We didn't talk about this in the last episode, right? No, because we hadn't seen it yet when we did the last episode i don't know because we saw the movie on friday so we did not talk about it um but i seeing that movie literally made me so happy we watched it with like a bunch of friends and it literally was just like so

fucking awesome like and seeing just like footage of like them when they were younger and like jackass was such a big part of my childhood and i like have such a parasocial relationship to all of them like i love all of them so fucking much um it really yeah it really made me super fucking happy and like the old footage inspiring too yeah it was super inspiring it was just like when you have a friend group who you like really love and like you like making things whether it be like on a super serious note or just like for the fun of like making things with your friends like it's bound to be beautiful and like yeah it was just me like saying all that when it's a movie that literally starts off with like chris pontius cock like it's like literally literally like it's such funny movie, but like 47 percent penis on screen.

But it also just had me cracking up. Like, yeah, it's a lot of wiener. So if you go like be prepped, like it literally made everyone horny. So, yeah, like that was fucking. What? That was fucking awesome. My songs of the week is lil one by lil wayne um your mom i'm sorry it's a rap mariah carey watching you without me kate bush and the devil is loose asha poothley i don't know

how to say her name yeah that's my media of the week baby okay um my media of the week, baby. Okay. My media of the week is porn. Fucking turn it off because I'm going to beat the shit out of you. Okay. Boop. Yeah, it's porn. No, Kai. Come on. Like, come on.

Be real. This is your place to be vulnerable. Okay. In front of people who will scrutinize you and be fucking evil to you this is the new ketamine treatment podcast oh shit it forces you to look at yourself it forces you to finger yourself okay my media for music is um 50 50 by jockstrap very good song in a very cursed way but it's good also have you guys heard of jockstrap no i didn't even i i had never heard of them but uh that is the most eclectic collection of sounds i've ever heard like that song is so different from like the

next one down on their most popular and the next one down is like it sounds like old show tunes like someone like rapping over show tunes it's really weird but that song is very good um and then the yeet album yeah it was me and kyle og yes we go back we go back what we were talking about like a year ago at least even longer yeah dude the new album's really good i am twizzy rich i'm tonka yeah andrew's tonka rich and um we we like to put that on while we have sex okay i'm done like i can't what do you mean you're done kai you need one more song one more song yeah um you don't actually have to but sparks by coldplay unironically i have been listening yeah it's really good it's a good album it was randomly playing somewhere i was oh in mexico it was playing in a random cafe i was in with a friend i would have cried and i was like i can't believe

they're playing this they were playing the album front to back and i was like this is really interesting because like not because it's coldplay playing in mexico but because why the fuck is someone playing that full album yeah um but yeah i was like really like depressing sad vibe but have you watched any movies or shows just porn probably just porn vr yeah like oculus type beat i actually did try that recently um that shit is crazy vr porn yeah yeah we did it in josh's bed yeah we all did it together and i wasn't invited it's like a real story it's not a joke but not in a sexual way no and i'm not kidding i wasn't invited new york yeah wow you miss out on all the good stuff when you go i miss out on all the horny stuff yeah um all right well kai you haven't watched a movie sorry i cut you off i honestly haven't watched well you watched totally with us yesterday what do you think totally was really good i watched

that in 2018 i went to the grove alone and watched it and it was really sad and it was so cool to like watch it again with a group of people and be like i have friends now i'm not alone dude actually i'm sorry to like literally gloss over that sad ass comment but fun fact is because i can't get over this is totally is a movie that i saw the fucking preview for in like late 2017 before it came out when i saw a random other movie and i saw a trailer for it and i was like oh my god this movie looks awesome like i need to see this when it comes out because I have a pea brain. I fully forgot about it. And I was still living in Miami.

I think when it came out. Um, so I just never heard about it coming out. Like Miami doesn't like premiere, like movies, like, like indie movies or anything like that, like at theater.

So like, I just never saw anything for it. And then it's a movie that i've thought about pretty often and i'm like okay what is that movie about like it almost looks like it's about like a single mom i guess that's where i was wrong because it's not about a single mom but from the trailer that's what it looked like and i was like what is this movie about like a single mom and she's like obviously struggling and i could never find it until yesterday um high as a bag of bones i was fucking looking through hbo max courtesy of kai because i used his hbo max and i found it i have i have kai's hbo max tapped into my iphone my ipad my imac my

macbook my tv the living room tv like she was like she said hbo max login now and i sent it within like 10 seconds i got the notification that it had been logged into like five devices and like one of them's in florida you know what's funny is that i haven't gotten you know what it is is i demand what i need out of this relationship and you seem to be lacking that like ability to communicate what you need and that doesn't fall on your partners that falls on you if you can't express what you need. And that doesn't fall on your partners. That falls on you. If you can't express what you need, it is not up to us to read your mind. Actually, that's literally what it is. That is actually how I feel in relationships.

You're supposed to read my mind. I'm like, why aren't you reading my mind, taking care of me, tucking me in at night. Brushing me with a brush. Brushing my hair. Brush me. It sounds a lot like we need parental figures and not partners yeah yeah same difference literally like yep we won't get into that what is it frodiism frodiism frodiism frodiism frodiism frodiism girl fuck this okay well thank you so much for being on kai

um you're gonna quit i going to replace you with Kai. It was really easy. Exciting. So next week, tune in. It'll just be me and Kai, and Drew will be dead. I'll make a position, and I'll kill you. Oh. You're done.

You're done. It's me now. Actually, now you're threatening him, and I really don't fuck with that. I'm going to beat the shit out of you. No, no, you're out. You're out. You're out. I'm actually hella sorry.

No. I want to come back. Okay, thank you. Yeah, you're done. You're out. I'm sorry. You're out. I'm actually hella sorry. Actually, no. I want to come back. I want to come back. Okay, thank you. Yeah, you're done. You're out. Drew's back. Just like that, I can give you the world and I can take it. All right, well, thank you guys for watching.

Thank you, Kai, for being on. It was a sweet slay. Yeah. Also, I don't think we, like, said who Kai was to us other than our friend, but he also, like, helps us with the podcast he does like all the audio stuff and all the little edits and things so yeah kai is kai to us yeah i think people know kai do you want to shout anything out um porn big shout out to porn all right all right bye guys bye Bye, guys. Bye. Thank you. Bye.