Emergency Intercom - our polyamorous relationship w/ Ky pt. 2

Episode Date: April 18, 2025

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Thank you SeatGeek. Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo. It would be cool if you wore those headphones the whole time. If you like, could go live. Well, I don't want to wear them because I feel like it fucks up my soul. I was going to say it's going to make you feel like- Oh, your aura. It's going to make me look ugly. Oh, I was gonna say that's insane

What do you mean? What what were you gonna say? If he's he's ugly without the headphones, yes or no guys 189 is that We thought it's been a minute since we've popped Kai in here so we were like let's do an episode with Kai guy Looking good. So we're clip for me. No, like I has been sexy as fuck. He's in his office siren era He wore that shirt for the first time to the greer pop-up show at heaven and I complimented him and I don't think he's taking it off since Genuinely, I mean Josiah also sits something nice and then I was like this is the one this is gonna be the thing that I wear

This is the one you fucking monster. It looks good. It looks really good It's super cute. Thank you Yeah, Drew texts me said we're gonna pop you in here for the next episode and usually when he texts me that I think Something else. Yeah, I was like, okay, I'll be over in like 30 minutes. I can't lie, I forgot you were gonna be on camera when I first came in the room and I was like. Wait, came in the room? You came in here or?

Oh, like that's the first thing I actually do when I enter a home is I go into all the rooms, but I don't actually do it. I manifest like the ideologies that come with that physical manifestation. Oh, you just, yeah. Beautiful. the ideologies that come with that physical manifestation. You just, yeah. Well, I've realized I don't know how to sound sincere because it's just so hard,

mainly because when I say something nice, I'm like, it sounds like I'm joking. Like, I feel like it just sounds like I'm joking. It sounds like it's not coming out real at all. Like every time I compliment one of y'all, I feel like I have to follow it up with a mean joke because I'm like, hmm. I feel like I can only compliment Drew

because if I compliment you, that's like sexual harassment or place. I genuinely like every single time I'm like, oh, I have something nice to say. I'm like. Don't bite your tongue, say the nice thing. People need to hear nice things. Yeah, but it also doesn't help that our whole friend group, like no one can say anything nicer

without somebody saying like something sarcastic back. Like we all are just like, no, I've been, I've been learning to take a compliment recently. Yeah. I'm just like, yeah, give me the compliment and I'll take it. But then sometimes I feel bad about taking it. Give me the compliment thing like oh, thank you Okay, that was like actual sexual tension We had the thing is we had sex once and it was so weird it was so weird like you could definitely feel it in the Episodes like 40 it was 48 through 51. Yeah, I think oh, yeah, if you guys go watch those you'll see I'm pretty quiet Yeah, drain those upsets cuz drew me to big mushroomy hummus Disgusting like when you guys release that in my sting portal that is like crazy

You're talking about like that is y'all are harassing Just for posterity I've never had sex with Drew we joke around a lot about it and also he made me sign something, right. Just for posterity, I've never had sex with Drew. We joke around a lot about it, and also he made me sign something where I have to say that it's all jokes. Exactly. For the one weird time. Exactly.

I kinda think if y'all had sex though, like it would just be funny. I think it would change things for the better. Like I really do think it would. Just like I think if me and you made love, and yeah, it would. Made love? Like back the fuck up, because I would not make love with you.

Why is it sex with me, but making love with anyone? Well, it's like, okay, look at you, look at me, and then think about who I am, and then think about who you are. Like, this is a making love kind of girl. We need to move on, we need to fucking move on. Guys, Kai's episode, let's just get into it. Dude, we just like, well, actually not we,

it's y'all's fault. Y'all went on a four minute tangent about wanting to hook up. You're 26. No, I'm 27. You're 27? Yeah. That's the age that I was when I met you guys.

Yeah. That's the age my brother died at. I got food poisoning at Coachella. Oh, Kai would shit himself like crazy. I had, okay, so I had these spring rolls because they were like, it's really hard to get food at Coachella. You have to wait in a long ass time.

Was there fucking fish in the spring rolls? There was some stinky chicken in the spring rolls that rearranged my guts. I was actually about to backhand the fuck out of you if I just found out that you got raw fish at Coachella when it was 102. I got a poke at Coachella. So dry. I got a poke last year.

And it's 105 degrees. It's so hot. And I know there's food safety, yadda yadda, still can. Well apparently not because I had four. Okay so the first day I had two spring rolls and I was like, ooh I feel good. I feel light and fresh. I feel like I can go see more shows. You are light. Yeah, yeah. And then so the second day I was like. And like fresh. Like I feel like I can go like see more shows. You are light.

Yeah, yeah. And then so the second day I was like. And like fresh. Yeah, I like, I was like, oh, I didn't really get stuffed yesterday. I want to feel, I want my belly to be hard. So I got like four of the spring rolls. And then after, I think it was like two hours later,

it was like near kind of the end of the day, I like walked off and I was like, no, something's deeply wrong. And then I destroyed the toilet at Harrison's. Blew that shit up with your stink. He was like, oh, we're going to go to this. Like it was like an after party after the festival. And I think there were like, like there's like, I don't think you understand for me personally, there's so many layers to this that are absolutely like

disturbing and also it's probably because I'm high. And for me personally, there's so many layers to this that are absolutely disturbing. And also it's probably because I'm high. So I'm just like, I'm really, really thinking about it. Four 20 episodes, Easter episode. Yeah, we're all high. It actually sucks because in my dreams I would have decorated the set with like, Yeah, you were talking a lot of big games.

I was talking a lot of games. But then I woke up and I was like, bro, here I go buying a bunch of shit that I'm gonna hang up and then just Be like, all right Like throwing a bag and like keep it in the closet and then by next year. I'll be like These decorations suck. I kind of suck at decorating. We should have gotten a breakaway bong that you could have broken over my head That would have been cool. That would have been a good idea Wow, or we could just get a real one

That would have been like 300 bucks. Yeah, that's just so expensive. Yeah Well, basically the summary is that I had a big hummus release at an after party I can just get a real one and I'll break it on your head. Yeah. That's just so expensive. Yeah. Well, basically the summary is that I had a big hummus release at an after party that Justin Bieber was at. So like 30 feet away from me while I was creating a very hot stinky mud pie in the toilet, Justin Bieber was very close. And if any mo, and people were like really hammered

at the party. Trying to get into the bathroom. And were like yanking the door. Oh my god. I was like holding it. Stop. Bye. Wait, were you so embarrassed seeing, And people were like really hammered at the party trying to get like the van yanking the door You so embarrassing like or were you so embarrassed like making stink and then Justin Bieber walks in after you like did you ever I was flushing like the shit wouldn't even hit the water. I was just I had the flush Yeah, it's literally That is so crazy that is so crazy. That is literally a nightmare.

I know. I was walking to the party, cause we were walking over and I was like, I feel this searing pain in my abdominal. And I was like, I'm literally going to this party to shit. And had you been drinking? No, I didn't drink. I was sober at Coachella.

I was more sober than Drew. More sober than me? He was fucked up. He kept on coming after me and tickling me. I was like I was sober at Coachella. I was more sober than Drew. More sober than me? He was fucked up. He kept coming after me and tickling me. I was like fucking tweaking at Coachella. I was having a blast. And actually it was so funny. We were walking in and someone that listens to the podcast

like was walking with us and we were just like talking and we took a picture and then they were like, do you want a shot? Like one of the friends in their group was like, do you want a shot? Like, let's take in their group was like, do you want a shot? Like, let's take a shot. And I was like, literally, yes, let's take a shot. And then the girl that knew me was like,

I thought you didn't drink, Drew. I thought you didn't drink. And I was like, girl, it's Coachella. Like drink, I gotta drink at Coachella. I have to drink at Coachella. So I was blackout drunk for three days at Coachella. Not blackout, not blackout, not blackout. But like I probably each day had like three drinks.

You were blackout. That is not, I guess for you at this point, I guess for me, for me three to four drinks, I am like completely wasted. Like at this point, especially because I take Prozac, I've like tried to dabble back in drinking, but I'm like, oh, they're not playing like a drink in. And I'm like, I should not be any way. Anyway, I'm literally just like so fucked up.

No, I was tickling Kyle Coachella. It was, yeah, but his mood would switch. We're going from like you fork to really dark. And then he would just start screaming at me, like at main stage during Lady Gaga. Yeah. He was like, I'm gonna fucking kill you. You're gonna cut this part out, right? Yeah, I'll cut it. Okay, yeah.

I'll cut it out. Yeah, no, I was really angry at Kai because he was dancing with other shirtless gay men. Mm-hmm. Yeah, he like gets really territorial when he drinks. I was shirtless all Coachella too. Were you actually? No, oh God, no, I hate my body.

Aww Drew. No one's complimented my haircut by the way. No one in the comments has complimented it. None of y'all have complimented it. I've complimented it so many times. Okay but no, where's the compliments? Your hair looks great. You look really handsome right now. I complimented you the second I saw you.

Don't fucking play these weird psychopath games with me bitch. Like I've already. Where's the compliments? I need to see them. You're a very sexually fascinating person to me. That's amazing. That's a good compliment. But while y'all were having a blast at Coachella, I guess you didn't have a blast. I don't know. I had a good time, but I'm just like-

He had a blast in that toilet. a blast. I don't know. I had a good time, but I'm just like in that toilet. Yeah. I had an explosive experience inside of a porta potty at Coachella. No, I just am like in a porta potty. Well, it was like one of like the trailer. It wasn't as bad as those. Like, I'm not going to lie. Those kind of pissed me off because the flushing mechanism is like really like such a so that experience. It's just a trap door. Also, because it's not a porta potty, it's like a few people can be standing and lingering in there.

It's crazy. I don't know what the boys one look. What is the bathroom? I'd be in the boys bathroom like, I'd be in the boys bathroom. Did you leave after that or did you linger? I went to that party. I spent most of the time in the bathroom and then I left. Cause I was like, cause I was literally just like,

I have to do this. I pray to God we used hot water. Kai, what was your favorite moment about Coachella? We were kind of talking about it, but I was like, don't tell me. Your favorite set. Wait, say yours, I'm trying to remember. Mine, mine.

Oh, I know what it is actually. You say yours. When Bernie Sanders came remember. Mine, mine. Oh, I know what it is actually. You say yours. When Bernie Sanders came out. Literally it was so gag worthy. I swear to God, like you see so many famous people at this festival, but that is the only time that I was starstruck. I genuinely was like, I'm having an out of body experience. Well, cause it's such a wild card.

It was the most random. Because you're used to seeing special guests be like artists. And you're hoping like people go in with guests they're hoping for because of the songs that person has with other people. But like, I went from Charlie XCX to like, I was like raging at Charlie XCX and then like floated across because I was like, oh, I need water and Clara's right there. And we were like, as we were walking, like Bernie Sanders was just on the screen and I was like, oh, they're playing a video.

And then I like turned the corner a little bit and then saw him. And I was like, oh, my God, he's fine. Shit. Bernie Sanders is fine. Shit. Yeah, they're fucking disgusting. Like, he's old.

That is crazy to see him, though, in person, like, because he's that old. That's how I felt when I saw, like, a John Waters in person, because I'm like, damn, you're at that age where, like because he's that old. That's how I felt when I saw like a John Waters in person because I'm like, damn, you're at that age where like seeing you genuinely feels like, yeah, oh my God. Also like the place, me seeing John Waters, I saw him at a vintage fair.

That makes more sense. Like y'all seeing Bernie Sanders at Coachella is like, what? Like. Can you play him bass in Shelly? Dude, no, it was crazy. He started singing sexy to someone, but no one posted it online.

No one was posting it. Because everyone was so gagged. Yeah, and he was gagged. Yeah, he was, why are you asking me that? I'm just asking. But yeah, he was like shaking and throwing ass. Like it was crazy. He popped out with the new BBL.

Like I was literally so bored. His body was crazy. His body was teased. Again, no photos of his ass. Yeah. Yeah. I guess the only shots I saw was like when he was talking and like it was a video of the screen.

So, and it was his upper body. So I didn't see all that he had going on. Like. Out of respect, the cameraman only showed from the waist up. Yeah, but all of us saw it. It was really, it was really nice. Yeah, he has kind of like an hourglass silhouette. But no, that was sweet.

I did like seeing Bernie Sanders at Coachella. That was like a movie. Oh, were you at the Clarelis? And you guys saw fucking Lady Gerger? Yeah, Gaga, I was supposed to say that was my favorite. Yeah. That was my favorite. And there were no gay people there.

I didn't notice one gay person. Not a single gay person was there. The thing with Gaga is like, we know this. I love her to death and I'm not even kidding. She's like one of the very few people on this planet that I would take a bullet for. Like I'm being dead serious, but she makes me laugh so hard unintentionally.

Like her dancing with those skeletons was like literally the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. What is she doing? I know what you mean though. But I feel that like... Love her, love her. It's because I feel like we're too like... Irony poisoned. Yeah, like it's too irony poisoned so you can see something and immediately see the comedy in it.

And then it's still because like if you look at a lot of the shit we like, so much of the shit I like makes me crack up because it's so theatrical, but that's why I love it. Cause I'm like, it's so like people are seriously giving a fuck. I feel like I'm, you know what I used to hate on the Hamilton hose, but like now I get it. Cause I'm like, yeah, there's something incredible about just like letting loose and being so like you dig. And it can be serious. Daddy needs to get more water. I just have to get more water. So if, or daddy has to get more water.

So if I, if we could pause. Daddy, daddy, can you get more water? Ew, no, that's actually just, no, I don't like, I genuinely don't fuck with that. And you calling yourself like, we haven't been like, no, you're not getting away with that. That's like gross. Daddy, can you get me water?

Yeah, so first baby. Oh my God baby. Okay let me get baby some water. Okay I asked chat GPT before this to come up with questions tailored specifically to Kai Newman of emergency intercom. Oh my god. Nice choice Kai Newman's got a mix of chaotic humor and surprising depth so here's a list of podcast questions tailored to his emergency intercom energy. Funny, weird, introspective, and very Kai. You talk a lot about Inya being perceived. What's something you wish people saw in you more? Do you talk about that?

Like what? I don't know. Does it know who I am actually? Or did you like give it context? I gave't know. Does it know who I am actually? Or did you like, give it context? I gave it a little context. What do I wish people knew about me more? I have a body count of in the single digits. I am obsessed with helping women.

I feel like I never talk about that. Yeah, you don't get it. Oh, by the way, congratulations, Katy Perry. Going to space. Yeah, for not only that, but basically getting rid of sex space. Yeah, for not only that, but basically getting rid of sexism. Yeah, that is true. Also, Katy Perry.

Katy Perry is obviously in Kia Asylum. She flew to space trying to escape Kia Asylum, but it just sent her into the basement. Katy Perry is obviously a battery and they needed to charge her by getting her out of this atmosphere. It only took 10 minutes because she's like, think of it her like a USB-C charger.

Did y'all see the video of Oprah like literally having a full blown fucking panic attack, like freaking the fuck out over her friend, like going to space because she thought like she was about to watch her friend like explode into a million Fucking bad shit can y'all go back to just being happy to see people wave off in boats I love all that not grand enough Titanic. I love all the comments that are like we just want health care No, literally like What what it's so insane and then there's also for Easter. We all know the egg situation That's been happening. They are still using

30,000 real eggs to throw around in grass and I'm like The White House. You know how they do the fucking like, Easter specials. They have like 30,000? Every year it's like, I think they purchase and then some are donated from farmers, but obviously like, bitch, like people need like, we need like had a huge egg scarcity.

Like we can't just give you guys the fucking eggs to play with. And they were like, yeah, we're still using eggs. And then they also sent Katy Perry, what's crazy is I'm like, bitch, you almost got through. You literally like, you almost got through. You gave an album that people were like, whatever. But like people are still like, it's okay, it's okay.

Like why did you go to space? Well, she went to space to fix sexism and everything. Basically. Yeah. I mean, true. And like, look, I will say in all seriousness, it is really nice to see on every single one of those videos, like, bro, we just want healthcare because I'm like, I feel like that awareness wasn't really there like 30 years ago when celebrities would do these kind of signaling things. It is nice.

I don't know that they were sending fucking Frank Sinatra to space so that his album could do better on Billboard top 100. I don't really think that was the vibe. I want to know what her team thought would come out of Katy Perry going to space They were like this is a good idea. Like you're going to space like I don't know I just got it fucking been to space You're gonna be the first pop star to space like that's how they were like all Yeah, yeah sure sure Beyonce top

They're like, yeah, yeah, sure, sure. Beyonce, top fucking- Beyonce! Beyonce! Beyonce is Beyonce, and she will always be her, but has she been to space? Katy Perry's space girl now. You are fucking ET, bitch. Doesn't she have a song?

Like, they're up there, extraterrestrial. Yeah, I was gonna say, she has- From my heart, I look forward to- Oh my God, dude. I think they really thought that was gonna go so much differently. Has emergency intercom changed how you see yourself? It absolutely has.

I feel like, okay, I feel like a side effect of like being an internet content creator, I've always, I think I've talked to you about this, but I feel like there's a level of like pseudo schizophrenia that it gives you because you're basically, it's basically impossible to not ingest what people's perspectives are of you and they can only see. It's not perspective.

It's actually perspective. Sorry, I just wanted to correct you. Okay, that was a good point. Thank you. I honestly thank you. Not that again. It's perspective. Okay, what was your perspective?

Well I was going to say, seeing how other people perceive you can obviously have an effect on how you are. And there's the level of compartmentalizing that you should do and it's healthy to do But it's it is impossible to not I feel like okay for example. There will be these comments that are like Oh Kai's laugh is very eager today Like he definitely is seeking you know when you'll get those comments that are sometimes like Analyzing you and I'll go to it and I'll be like,

I guess it was, I don't know, maybe. It's convincing. Wait, Kai's laugh was eager today is the funniest thing I've ever heard, but that would really shift a lot of things in my brain. That would change me. Fundamentally that single comment. Okay, chill.ally that single comment. Okay, like chill.

Like, you got the comment. Yeah, sometimes like comments like psychoanalyzing ones, definitely I'll view those and be like, okay, it's very hard to not separate like who the idea of this person is through the show and like who I actually am. Exactly. Which does have an effect, but also I'm like, I think I am pretty good at

separating it and being like, well, that's not, that's just a slice of my life. It's not my whole. Everybody's sound off in the comments and psychoanalyze Kai. He's going to read all of them. Yeah. Please don't do that. Please don't do that. I'll fucking kill myself.

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These are like Cosmo questions. Yeah. Um, what do we hate? Probably that I'm a feminist and that my body count is in the single digits. Oh my God. That's just like, Famously. That's not that unique. That's actually super common. I think a lot of people are chilling in the single digits. If you could invent a new kind of therapy that only works for you, what would it involve?

One that works. You know how I did the ketamine therapy? Have you tried EMDR? No, I did TMS. I want to try EMDR badly. Wait, how do they get boys to try PMS? No, I said the electronic system that he put on but that's funny that you say that because I did enter this clinical trial so that I could experience a female period for just for better knowledge of like just to understand and Basically after we did the period simulator,

I was like, I need to learn more about this. Need to know more. TMS you said? Oh yeah, so the therapy, I did the ketamine therapy and I've always thought about this. It helped me at that point in my life, I don't do it anymore, but I was like, oh, what about like coke therapy?

Where basically you just like do Coke alone. And Molly therapy, Molly therapy would be good. Coke therapy, heroin, heroin therapy. I think it'd be really nice to just relax for people that have trouble relaxing. That helps people sleeping. Put them to sleep. Exactly. Popper therapy. So that's where we get better. Cause I thought you were saying you were feeling better.

Well, no, he was doing popper therapy to feel better. I'm just saying these are literally Mm-hmm And you would wake up and do poppers yeah, I was obsessed to say the least Okay, wait, let's ask one more of these weird creepy questions What's a memory from your childhood that feels like a fever dream now? Oh that feels like a fever dream now? Oh, that's like jarring. I have one actually. What is it?

When I was in high school, I did like a work to live thing in Costa Rica on like a farm basically, and we made enough money to travel for the last like four days. How old were you? I guess childhood, basically and we made enough money to travel for the last like four days. How old were you? I guess childhood, but I guess I was like 16, but I feel like, like I'm still kind of a baby. You know what I mean? I feel like I'm still, I'm still a boy and a little baby. I'm still growing.

If you were Katy Perry in the spaceship looking down, like Kai is nothing but a baby in this. So the last like three days of the trip, we went to this hostel and there were these college kids there and they were like, do you want to get really drunk with us and play card games? And it was the first time I ever got drunk and I got really fucking faded. And we all went skinny dipping, like me and all these college students went skinny dipping. That's so and there were there was bioluminescent algae in the water. And I remember being super baited and it was like the first time I got drunk too, which is like basically just pure euphoria.

I feel like ever since the first time I drank, I'm like every drinking, you're chasing that just like, yeah, yeah. Which I am now realizing is exactly what addicts say. I'm not, I'm not an alcoholic, but basically we were in the water and I was like, everyone was like swimming around and like laughing and being young. And I looked up and it was like a full moon too. Oh my God. And it was just, it was incredible. That sounds like a literal, like the most magical moment you can ever experience experience Yeah, it was really magical. I remember in that moment being like I'm going to cherish this

Yeah, is that why you haven't the infinity tattoo tramp stamp A bit wild but like I actually like was only supposed to be patreon content. Oh, sorry What no you show that thing everywhere. You show it to everyone you meet. No, I don't. Yeah, and then sometimes his butt crack accidentally leaks out and we have to tap him and be like, yeah, like.

Yeah, sometimes my big perfect butt crack falls out when I'm showing people my tattoo. Wait, you need to tell them about your diet right now, by the way. I mean, you don't have to, but Kai is like. It's really interesting, He is like the, he is eating like it's called the purge diet, right? What's it called? You eat if you're in the purge, you basically just eat batteries.

Yeah. No. Um, I was going to say, Oh, so I've been having, uh, really life-threatening anaphylactic shock, allergic reactions to something over the past two years, where basically I would randomly break down to hives and I would have to go to the hospital. And they just can't pinpoint what it is. They don't know what's causing it. So I've done all these tests over the years. Oh my God. And the final thing they have you do is called an elimination diet where you cut Elimination, not purge.

They basically, yeah, they basically, uh, they're basically just pitching you an eating disorder. But yeah, that's what it sounds like. Sabrina had something similar to this and they gave her a crazy list and I think she tried to find, she was like, this is the ED diet. Yeah, this is the erectile dysfunction diet. That's what you want me by that, right? Oh, yeah. But he had that before. He's always had that.

So it's like not like an easy pitch. No, he doesn't. No, my penis freaking works. No, he doesn't. Basically, I only eat chicken, rice, olive oil, apples, broccoli, cauliflower, and blueberries. But I'm adding back in eggs this week. Yeah.

It's amazing. I guess I'm making that sound, but that's a really balanced diet that isn't that crazy. But it's, you can't have anything fun. Can you have tomatoes? No. Why, too acidic? Yeah. Next shade. Why too acidic? Yeah. Like seriously? I think it's like there's

histamines and tomatoes. I don't know. But basically I've almost died multiple times and you guys have almost lost me and I'm doing this for the podcast, not even for myself. Thank you. Thank you. I think the tone of voice I have is invisible. What? What did you say? Did you hear something in you? See, exactly. No, don't fucking. No, every time I'm out and I'm talking. No, that's not true.

That's not true. Every time I'm talking in a group of people, I literally get violently ignored. And I don't know if it's what I'm saying. Not when I'm around. You have a really good tone, I think. I feel like when I'll be editing the podcast sometimes, I'm like, you have like an audio book voice. Stop. And what about me?

Your voice is good too. I actually think I have a really fucking irritating voice. Like I think, and it only, the more I smoke, the worse it gets. Like your voice is good too. I just don't, didn't want to sexually harass you in the workplace. That's very sweet of you, Kai. I need to get over that though. This is how I feel about you, Andrew.

Good morning. That baby's speaking to you, say good morning. Okay. And? Oh, jeez. I'm sorry, natural reaction. You're out here and jump hold this table. Like that's literally how I feel

when someone's ignoring my friend in a conversation. Like, and I guess I'm somebody who runs over people, but I think I am good at looping back and asking what the fuck someone was saying. And you're immediately just getting on IG. Well, it's just like once TikTok is open, it's like my monkey brain gets activated. I'm just like, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh.

Kai, what's your love language? Acts of service. The type of head where you have to wipe your ass language. Um, the type of head where you have to wipe your ass after. I actually don't know to be honest. I think you asked me that one time and I was like, I think, I guess that's true. You're literally putting wifi in our house. Oh, love language can be like what you are. Yeah. Love language is like the way you give it to people.

And like when people ask it, it's kind of like, I feel like people ask it in relationships and friendships so that there's not a miscommunication of whether the person cares about you. Cause some people aren't like vocal. Like, I don't know if you're, no, you're kind of a vocal person too. You're like kind of a words of like affirmation ass

motherfucker. I think it's more acts of service recently I don't think it was always like that. I think I used to express my love for My partners or my friends by buying them like Lamborghini is and Birkin Doesn't matter but yeah, I do think how you look like David Dobrik. Don't say that to him. That's pushing it Why would you made it that? You made it sad. You made it sad. What the fuck?

I'm just like what? Get him. Sorry, keep going. Oh yeah, I think it is acts of service. I think it is. Because I think as I get older, I'm like, that is more real and it feels more intimate and like not in like a sexual way obviously but it does feel like you are investing your time in something which is the scarcest resource. Well it's cuz it's like putting in the work like

it's recently I feel like I've tried to get better at not being so overly apologetic because that can put it onto the person and then you're basically asking for somebody to console you for how apologetic and that can put it onto the person and then you're basically asking for somebody to console you for how apologetic and bad you feel. And to me I'm like a real apology is showing up either next time or showing up in an active service way. It would just be like, I wasn't there to do my best,

but like you know I'm like here and like every other way. Exactly, I think that's mine too. I love doing little, I love hearing little one-off comments that people make and then planting it in my brain and then later either getting them something that's relating to that or doing something for them that's related to that. That's like.

I need to get better at gift giving. That's like, I'm really bad. I remember for your birthday this year I was like I got to a vape and then I like just hate it the whole time. Well we were working on stuff. You got you a vape. I know I left it. I fortunately left it.

Yeah I left and I was like that was a bad gift. No I loved it. I literally I love any gift I get. Yeah I don't think it like. Sometimes I like shit like that. Because I'm like a utilitarian. I'm like, okay, that's getting him soaked. It's literally just even the idea of someone thinking about me in any capacity

just is very sweet to me, even if it is just a clear vape. Yeah, I don't know what mine are. My love languages are being fucking loco. While I'm on camera, I just thought I'd pitch you guys some segment ideas for the show. Yeah. Okay, let me check my notes.

Just videos of me working out and eating. We could just cut to that. Oh, like feeder content, getting you big. Yeah, eating a lot so that. Like milkshakes being poured on you. Milkshakes into my mouth and I could fall over. You know what's fucking crazy is you and I, I don't know why we do this,

actually I do because it's hilarious, but me and Kai just send each other feeder content and I had a very curated like the most curated like IG account ever so I would scroll through and it was just completely it was just like all like people creating the art I want to see and like it it was just beautiful and then for like I want to see is like amazing because it really is no it's like people like creating art like literally painting and shit and like that this is what I want to see.

Like AI, you can't replace like the passion that drives behind that. No, literally. And Kai and I back and forth just send each other like five feeder videos. And my feed from then till now is literally just all weird kink shit. Like literally like inflating kinks.

I mean we had that one week where we were going crazy and then I know my explore page was like pretty normal and then after that it was just all videos of guys like pulling up their shirt and their bellies would like expand out and then the fucking photo of Mark Zuckerberg like on his knees yeah I was like what the fuck I don't want for it yeah. Yeah, okay that is insane. But also I don't know if I guess my Discovery feed especially on my fences not any better. I was showing you like the kind of shit. I like pretty It's like pretty fucking insane because it's just I have to look I don't think I'd be able to find this girl's account but this girl's account was cracking me up because her name was like

Wild soul or something like her username was wild soul style and her bio was wild artist. She had crazy body. Body was T but All she would post is her and those leggings with the ridge in the middle of the butt cheek. So it makes your ass even bigger. And she had like a very nice butt and it's just her walking, shaking her ass, like working on things, working on like a workout. Oh, and I was like, this is so lit.

Like it's literally amazing. Some people just love it. Like what's your other segment? Oh, the other segment was, I just talk about all the fucked up shit that's happened to me at this job, like. What job? My job as the producer of Emergency Intercom.

Okay. Basically, I could talk about stuff like, oh, whenever I go to the bathroom, Drew makes me pee into the water so that he can hear it, or into Ziploc bags. The pee into the water isn't weird I just want to hear your stream. Where else would you pee? On the side of the bowl to be polite and be demure. It is to pee on the side of the bowl. Yeah. The bags I will say is weird but I just use them as moisturizer later. Oh okay it's like an acid peel.

Mm-hmm yeah. Yeah. Except my pH is perfect. His elimination diet. Eww. My perfect elimination pH. That is fucking disgusting. He doesn't make you do that

because I never see bags of pee anywhere. Because he fucking snatches them immediately. I make him do that. So yeah that could be like a behind the scenes like a day in the life as a producer. That'd be cool. I think it'd just be videos of me peeing into bags. Oh, I wanted to show you guys something.

For Enya, since she wasn't at Coachella. Oh, she's fierce. We really just do shit I love her so fucking much So fucking I need to see Josiah I love that like I love that that makes me happy like yes performance is back But I saw that I thought he I was like I wish I love that. That makes me happy. Like yes, performance is back. Like we are back. When I saw that I thought of you,

I was like, I wish, I wish fucking Anya was here to witness this. Oh my God. That is so fucking funny. I'm not kidding. I think I would have cried. Cause I tell you what, when I cried when I saw Doja Cat,

like live at heaven, like at the heaven concert, something about it just like made me cry. Cause I just couldn't believe she was like a real person. I did that at Coachella. I literally cried at the LA Philharmonic just looking around at the people all smiling and like yeah did you go to the LA Phil yeah of course yeah what my house were like who the fuck is watching that just imagine you standing there on

the literally really when we saw spiritual eyes when we went to Coachella that was my favorite part and I feel like that would have been like the closest to that I literally have that written downella. That was my favorite part. And I feel like that would have been like the closest to that. I literally have that written down as like one of my favorite moments with the Philharmonic. It was beautiful. Now you like you're literally dressed up like a little fucking nerd and you're not even about the nerd life. I look professorial.

No, Kai is not a nerd. He's an office siren. Yeah, I'm an office siren. People all agree. Whenever I post a photo, everyone's like unanimously like, yes. I know, right? It's a hundred percent. That's what people are, everyone's like unanimously, like yes. I know, right? It's a hundred percent yes.

That's what people are talking about when they say office siren. That's the only part of me that's sad that I missed Gaga is cause I've already seen her live, but like the theatrics of it all, I would have cried. I would have been so happy. It would have made me laugh. It was so awesome.

The laughing comes from a love surge. Wait, Kai, did she invite you or I think it might've just been me, but Gaga invited me into her trailer afterwards, and we hung out. Yeah, you definitely weren't in there. No, he wasn't in there. No, I wasn't in there. I didn't know that this happened.

It was just me and Gaga, and she was just like, we were hanging out for a little bit, and she was like, oh, I know your dad. Your dad's a really big fan of mine. He's a big fan, I know him. And then he was like, she was like, oh my God, it's you from the English teachers in their gay students picture, that's really funny.

Oh yeah, you were at the Joker 2 screening that I spoke at. And she remembered me and everything, and she was like, oh, do you wanna get on my helicopter back to LA, we're just dipping immediately, and we're just gonna go hang out. And I went back to LA and did a bunch of blow with Gaga and then I came back in her helicopter she sent her helicopter back this is actually reminding me of another segment lies that are told on the podcast and then I like reveal them just something just a

thought we don't lie I've literally never lied once in my life we joke around and we get silly but we don't lie that and that's actually really problematic for you to say that I lied about me and with Kanye. How is that problematic? What have we lied about? Like so much stuff. What he just said, you think he went

and did coke with Lady Gaga? Yeah, Drew's never lied to me. Drew doesn't lie. And I had sex with Kanye and Drake. Yeah. That I believe. I believe that. That's actually real.

No, that actually literally did happen. Like I framed it as a bit. What's crazy is that did happen. I know I framed it as real. No, that actually literally did happen. Like I framed it as a bit. What's crazy is that did happen. I know I framed it as a bit, but that like literally did. No, you shouldn't even be saying that kind of stuff. Yeah. I can't even lie, I want those fuck ass bangs though. I want the bangs.

I just need to see like the Josiah version of this in the year 2030. That's Josiah on the Emmy picture. That literally is. Like the hand pose is also like. Yeah. What else do you want to talk about? I see a no smoking sign on your phone. Oh, I just thought this was cool. Please Zane, no. I thought it was like a Zen joke was cool Please Zane

I thought it was like a Zen joke, but like Zane Malik. Yeah, I Just like the idea. Did y'all also cut for Justin Bieber when that was going down? I was I sliced my fucking wrists up. I was No, I cut for chicken jockey chicken jockey. Chicken jockey! What is that? From the Minecraft movie.

Chicken jockey! Like I can't believe y'all are still saying that kind of shit. Chicken jockey! Cutting for chicken jockey. Yeah, that goes in my notes. I was gonna say, maybe another segment where whenever you guys go on your phones during the episode I throw tomatoes at you boo tomato and you boo us yeah, and then you guys could retaliate and be like Fuck you and then spank me over the over the wait. You want to hit me

You've never got to hit me. I Hit you well, no like right now on camera. You hit me behind closed doors Wait, yeah, I mean I would love that. Yeah, do it. I consent. I consent. Ahhhhhhhhhh! Fuck!

Oh fuck! Guy, fuck! Who got the hit and say fuck! Fuck! That was really nice. Oh my god. Oh no, I spilled my Fuck! That was really nice. Oh my god.

Now I spilled my water when I was hitting you. So now you need to get more or what? So now you need a little little spank. Okay well I have to admit something, I think some stinks smell really good and for one when I was a kid, I thought I thought

fish food actually smelled really fucking good and I would eat it as a kid. You ate fish food? That's it does smell kind of good. I swear it does smell good. And I like I never ate it in like surplus. It has like an umami scent. Yeah, like it's like to me it's like a seaweed. The sixth flavor profile. Well there was this one specific fish food I'm thinking of

and it was these flaky ones that like every time I- The rainbow ones. Maybe, yeah. The rainbow flakes. I cannot support or get behind this argument. Like for the first time ever. It's not an argument, it's my truth. Like, wow, why even make it like that?

Like I just thought like I could be vulnerable and tell you guys that like- I feel like it activates the same part of my brain that like Doritos does. Or like gasoline. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wanna like drink gasoline, I wanna drink Fabulo, so like I wanna chew on dishwasher pods,

if I'm being honest, like oh my God, I would love to chew. Oh, Hyde Pod challenge. Yeah. That ruined my life. Remember when you almost got banned from YouTube because you made NyQuil chicken. I literally like didn't make money for like five years on YouTube because you made NyQuil chicken. I literally didn't make money for five years on YouTube because I made NyQuil chicken.

And I lit it on fire. Which is crazy that NyQuil is that flammable, by the way. Is it flammable? Fun fact, if you wanna burn a house down, just pour NyQuil and light it on fire. Oh my God. Yeah, no, it's really flammable. Yeah, so, butthole gay poopy fart butt,

and if your butthole is gay, you do a popper with the poop in your butt And then you can like crap out the poop. Wait, so you ate dog food though, right or no? I ate bacon strips Okay, see that's crazy like that versus just dry dog and the greenies the like waxy greenies That's they had a good bite to them Do you guys have any more incredible questions to ask daddy before or me before? If you were encrypted, what would your name and Habitat be? If I was encrypted?

Oh no, if you were encrypted. What is that? Like a creature, a creature like the Loctus monsters. Loctus? Yeah, Lochness. The like, do end days. Lactis yeah lockness the like duendes Make us all three laughs The word duende like the idea of them like the president of Mexico like getting on live television talking about

Pulled up a duende compilation. Yeah, we went- Those videos are so fucking good. They're the best videos ever. Yeah, I would be a duende. How do you handle feeling disconnected, either from yourself or others? Oh my God, this is like... Honestly, the answer to that is like, and I'm not joking when I say this,

my friend who used to be like an addict, she now I guess something that they say in AA meetings is the opposite of a, uh, fuck the opposite of addiction is connection. And I don't know. I, she's always like, been like,, oh that's like one of the tenants of this thing and I don't I do think that everyone feels disconnected You don't be like an addict feel disconnected most people are addicts to like something not like in a way that's gonna send you to the hospital but everyone has creates their own mechanisms to deal with stress, whatever and

I Always you're smart and sexy. You're in college. You really are. I always thought you're smart and sexy. You're intelligent. You really are. I always thought that that was corny. Honestly, I was like, that sounds just like something people say in a support group. And I do, I honestly do think that that it helps so much because I am not an addict, but I do feel like there's anyone can see that there's things in place in our lives that are easily ways to cope with stuff, whether it's like watching TV or playing fucking fortnight all the time. And the tram at all in my bedroom. Yeah. Yeah. The 150 tram at all in Drew's bed. but I do think that actually spending good quality time with people does help me feel less like a fucking bug or like a brain inside of a jar. You know, like the opposite of me going on TikTok

for like four hours. Yeah. And me becoming a circuit board. I do honestly think that it's like, I feel like I'm more like a drum pad. Like the silent ones that like, like, Enya's a rose toy What am I guys thanks bro, that's good. Oh my god nothing apparently you are

The sniffies up, I don't know I just I am all wait I'm literally all Her himself Both both I'm all, wait, I'm literally all, hermself. Both, both. Oh yeah, you were, you don't know what we're talking about. I have no idea. I feel so left out. That was a fucking clip from what's it called? The model movie with this.

With Beth Dillman. Oh, Zoolander. Yeah, and Benedict Cumberbatch. Is he in that? Yes, and his character's name is All, and he's like this androgynous being. And the name All is so funny, and he's like, I'm all. Everything. And he is a she also. That's so awesome.

Last dream you remember vividly having. These are rapid fire, by the way. So hurry the fuck up to say something that's hard though. It's hard to remember dreams. I Had a dream recently that I there was fire starting around LA and I kept watching them start and everything was burning down And I every time they would start I would like try and get it out and then my thing would like burn like that Nice later complex. Yeah, I Have sex dreams down I would like try and get it out and then my thing would like burn like that my sweater complex Yeah, I have sex dreams down How often pretty frequently? No, like maybe like once every month. How often do you have sex dreams? That was sexual harassment

I'm literally just trying no kind of But they're like they're like really like weird humiliating like it's never just like yeah kind of often, but they're like, they're like really like weird, humiliating. Like it's never just like, yeah, kind of often. And it's like, uh, it's like never like a good time. It's always like, I'm petrified and I'm like, oh my God, this is bad. Petra Collins. Yeah. I have ever told him when I tried to learn how to do

fucking lucid dreaming so that I could have sex. Yeah. He said that recently. Oh wait, to have sex dreams. Yeah, that was the whole thing. A couple years ago I was like, I want to have, did I talk about this on the podcast? You did because I remember literally looking at you while you said that and I was like, that's a crazy thing. I didn't realize it was for sex.

I was just like, Oh, it'd be cool to have more of those frequently. Cause I get them once every three fucking years. It sucks. The rest of my dreams, I'm just doing like oh, it'd be cool to have more of those frequently because I get them once every three fucking years Wow sucks. Damn the rest of my dreams. I'm just doing like complex math equations and shit. Whatever. It doesn't matter Would you rather forget who you are every morning or never be able to recognize faces again? Yeah Yucky, I hate that one. This is crazy Wait cuz I had like I think not recognize faces cuz wouldn't that be insane every morning

to learn who you are? Yeah, that's basically dementia. I literally have the worst fear. That's like, I literally like have such a fear of like people in my life getting dementia. And it's because of those TikTok accounts of people like showing their parents with dementia. Oh my God, that literally ruined me.

Would you rather always feel like you're being watched or always feel like you're forgetting something important? Well, I already know what it's like to feel like I'm being watched all the time because I found the toilet cameras that you guys installed at my house. Oh my God, you're being dramatic. We're just trying to make sure you said

you were having problems. Did you find the shower camera too? No. Did you find the closet cam? There's said you were having problem. Did you find the shower camera too? No, did you find the closet? Did you find the bed cam? So you're saying you saw when I slipped and fell in a Neutrogena bottle and completely yeah It was actually Actually, oh, so you're saying you saw the looney toons Incident that happened when I slipped and then the bathroom faucet went inside it Do you have any last things you want to sound off on? Well, I guess I could promote the two oddly satisfying shows were for those of you that don't know it's when we

Do these like funny DJ sets? I'm doing one in Austin on May 2nd and one in New York on May 10th and It's gonna be a movie. So if you guys want to come to that, come. The last one's really fun. The last one that we did, and you broke a bottle over Drew's head. Yeah. And she gave me like a giant fucking welt on my forehead. Well, they told me to do that last minute.

I didn't know like I was supposed to. Well, no, I planned it last year. I planned it literally on stage. Yeah, he literally just had one in his bag and he was like, can you break this on my head? And I had my bag of tricks. I had my Birkin, my tall hat with the turnip hat on top, like bag of tricks. That was a really fun night though. And I like when y'all play songs for me. Yeah, I think we put like seven in there. Yeah, this is pretty much for all friends. Yeah, if you guys want to come, it's going

to be a fucking movie. It's It's basically be an Ari Aster film Sean Baker film there will not be an intimacy coordinator. Yeah, I'm sorry That yeah, I think that's basically it the other thing is that I love you guys and I feel very lucky I love you to be a part of this. It really was like a Dream moving to LA to like work on something with friends that makes everyone happy That's our fucking job. We want to make people happy and thank you for helping us with it Yeah, they you really have been like no rock that held the day I'll get like clips or montages of early episodes and I will genuinely check tears.

I tear up. I tear up. It is crazy. It also like it makes I'm like damn dude we were like young like wow but I like we're still young but like it's crazy how like even looking back at that point I was like damn we're all grown as fuck. I remember especially I looked at you and I was like he's grown as fuck and now we're that age and I was like, damn, we're all grown as fuck. And I remember, especially I looked at you and I was like, he's grown as fuck. And now we're that age. And I'm like, I think the craziest thing is because it was we started like right after COVID, right? Like right when things like it was like lockdown. And it was like twenty twenty one twenty one. Twenty one. I remember I remember doing those episodes and being like, again,

kind of like the bioluminescent thing I was like this is amazing like this is like really cool um and I remember being like it feels so weird to think about the fact that I will be nostalgic for this period of human history like post-COVID or in COVID whatever and inevitably I do feel that way like I'll see those videos and I'll remember like driving over to the house the other one and the flea episode, like doing it. Yeah. The Grove parking lot. Did we ever tell them that's where we were that we were in the parking lot at the Grove?

I don't think so. I think people knew we were like staying at a hotel, but we didn't want to do it in the hotel because like, I don't know, it just felt random. I was like, I don't want to be in a, it was like concrete. Yeah, it was like a concrete ass building. But yeah, I know it is insane. But yeah. We've come a long way and we've got a long way to go, y'all.

We got a long way to go. Yeah, we gotta get to episode 1,000 for body count reveals. I can't say like... Body count reveal for real is an. No, it's not. Bleep that. Did we say that? Huh?

Did we say our body count in like... No, no, no. Now I'm saying episode 1000. We run that body count reveal. Oh hell no. Like why did you... Drugs will be much larger. Drugs will be infinite. Mine Yeah, it'll be in my will have some time somehow gone down Pray them away

If I pray enough for the next night I saw a clip of like someone talking about like I forget who the fuck it was But it was cracking me up because it was such a relatable experience like growing up in the church and growing up hyper religious like being in a car and like up in the church and growing up hyper religious, like being in a car and like thinking about like God just like smiting you and poking the car with like his finger and exploding. Like I thought about like me being killed by God all the time, like him holding me under water and pool because I sinned. Like I would like be in bed like praying that he doesn't kill me.

What? That's how that ends? Oh my God, Drew, that's so awful. kill me. What? That's how that ends? Oh my God, Drew, that's so awful. I was so scared of God. I was literally a God fearing individual. Now I love God. God is everywhere. God is good.

God isn't the God you think I believe in. God is good. Wow. I mean, yeah, that's a lot. I don't think I had that. I was just kind of annoyed with having to go to like Jehovah's Witnesses thing. No, literally God is good. Were you religious when you were younger? No, but my dad faked it because

Our extended family is really Jehovah's Witness and Catholic so we would like go to like event things and he would act like he took us to church near our neighborhood because a lot of Our family either didn't live in Miami Or they lived far enough away that I was like, oh, it's too far for us to take all the kids there. So my dad just lied. But I was not religious. Like, were you going to?

I went to synagogue growing up and I did Sunday school and I learned Hebrew Sunday school, but I was never religious. I was always like, no, that doesn't make sense that there's God, that doesn't make sense. Yeah, I think when I was like 11 or 12 is when I was like, my brain finally started working and I was like, all of this is bullshit. I went through a phase where I was like, I don't believe in any God, but now I do believe.

Oh, I'm so, so whatever, right? I'm so spiritual, we were just talking about this. Yeah, it is honestly a shame that, I guess a lot of people's introductions to some sort of omnipresent creator is that it's going to punish you. Yeah, it's gonna kill you, punish you, and like to hate everyone and everything.

But I do think that humans are basically just bugs. Like we're not that different from bugs, and we need to feel like there's something we need to actually believe that drives people. That's why people need to go to more basketball games, more basketball games, like for real more, go to more basketball games and concerts and festivals, go like connect with people all cheering for the same thing. Like we're going to let your fucking homies house, bro.

I don't FaceTime them like if you can like go to their crib so that you're not just like on the phone. I was having that thought at Coachella. There's like so many people and it's pretty intense. And I understand why people don't enjoy it. Everyone's happy. Yeah. Well, there's, there's just a level of like, Oh, we are very clearly trying to implant a sense of community.

And like that is so much of the reason why even when you go to shows, it's like nobody, you don't have to be as close to the stage as possible. I was thinking about that watching Clara, like everybody just naturally gets as close to each other and the stage as possible. And I'm like, it's cute. Yeah. A sense of community is a lot more important. I don't know. I it's been a thematic thing in my brain over the last probably six months of just like,

oh, we are striving for community in whatever way we can. Yeah. And these damn phones, it's these damn phones. Yeah. They took our communities away. We need to go back to them. Yeah. Those damn phones.

I'm not going back, actually. I'm not going back.. I'm not going back. And you's actually anti-community. Yeah, I'm like low key like so boring, boo boo boo. It's like we need to like separate as far as possible from them. No, that is literally all I do. I'm actually like, I'm a yes-aholic

to hanging out with like my friends. It's actually a problem. I almost say yes too much. No, you do say yes too much because it's literally like you have like three things going on and like at the same time and you have to like choose which one, like you say yes too much. I make myself there for everything.

I will say I want the substance. I already got it and I turned into Ian the rapper. I will say, I feel like you guys have done a very good job at like a community of people. And I think especially in LA people it's really hard to have relationships that last a long time I mean unless we're fucking doing it because we're not fucking crazy. Yeah, that's the thing And we're also not like in sessual inside our friend group. That's like a big problem I realize is like everybody just like has sex with their friends and I'm like girl That's obviously gonna like in very poorly

So like if you want a long lasting friend group just literally don't have sex with them challenge I think it's also impressive to the you guys work with so many of your friends and that's a really Hard thing to navigate it is like inevitably gonna be hard But I feel like I mean with me I feel like you guys have done it really well and I know like you obviously make videos with Josh and Josiah and stuff and other people. Friendship comes first. Yeah. Also just like say what you want. I'm like such a proponent and I know that's hard, but I think it's something I've

had to learn. And of course there are times when you should bite your tongue. But I think it's like trust and knowing that like I can hear something that I might not like, but I'm going to have to just like hear it and sit with it and know that maybe there's a chance I'm going to cause this person pain because any relationship you're taking about that you're going to cause this person pain. But the like benefits of that is hopefully the pain isn't something crazy. Everybody has their boundaries of like what that pain necessarily is. Pain doesn't have to be like some torture driven thing, but just like the pain of like feeling uncomfortable or insecure or like having a question that you're like anxious about asking.

But I think most people, if you just like, yeah, if you just like push through it though, even if like you get a bad reaction at first, or I don't know, I feel like it really is there, you have to just be able to be uncomfortable with somebody you're gonna work with or having your life for a long time because like, bro, shit is weird.

And not everything needs to be a goddamn conversation. I'm sorry, I don't know where that got fucking twisted, but like the reason my friendships have lasted is because all of my friends do shit that piss me the fuck off. But like, girl, it is not that deep. I'd rather have this person in my life and like maybe I just found like literally

the most perfect matches ever because like they do the same thing to me. Obviously there are some things that I have to vocalize where I'm like, girl, that was annoying. But like, I'm so brain dead when it comes to like the relationships that I surround myself with. And I'm just like, it feels good to be around this person. Like, I don't care if it hurts me.

I think we all get lucky that for the most part, the things that we're talking about, we're like crazy bitches in our life. Yeah, like we're like the things that annoy us or piss us off about each other is like not that deep. Like it's literally like it's like a yeah, it's like a dishes thing or like showing up on time or not on time or like shit like that, that I'm just like, I feel like there's so much more benefit you get from having people in your life.

And it's really easy to harp on, especially as anxious people, it's like really easy. Just be like, oh my God, because of this, that's gonna turn to this, it's gonna turn to this. And it's just like, chill my God, because of this, that's gonna turn to this, it's gonna turn to this, and it's just like, chill, chill, chill, everyone chill, just like. Bro, if everyone took a Xanax, a hundred of them, over a hundred days,

we would all be addicted to Xanax. And then we would all go through. What are you talking about? We'll all go, wait, let me finish. We'll all go through Xanax withdrawal together, which is the worst. I've been through it. Oh, I see where you're coming from.

And we will all have a shared common experience. We went through hell together. We'd all be trauma bonded. Okay, I know. Yeah. Also, if your relationship is failing with your significant other, get a hotel room and do Molly together.

Smart. That'll fix it for sure. That's what we've done. Josh told me a comedian said that I don't know what I don't know who said it But it actually was I was like wait that actually might work. But what are you gonna say guys? Sorry? Oh I Guess it kind of goes back to one of those questions about Seeing myself as a result of the podcast whatever Just I think doing a creative thing and pushing through the inevitable challenges

of whatever you're doing is so rewarding, and I do think it's very fucking rare now. I think dating apps is an allegory for just relationships in general, of just being like, oh, it's incredibly easy to move on from something now versus... To fight for that shit. Exactly. And, um, I think, yeah, it's been really nice to go through an entire creative

process with people over years and, you know, enjoy all the good parts, enjoy all the, you know, challenges. Um, and I don't know, I think, yeah, it's been really nice to be like, oh, this is actually something I'm capable of doing, which it's really fucking hard. We're doing it, Joe. We did it, Joe. And we're all in a polyamorous relationship

and we have sex, which obviously can complicate things, but. No, that actually makes it so, like, yeah. It gets difficult, but we enjoy those challenges. We enjoy the challenges. I like sitting in a chair and watching Inya and Kai bone. Like, I love that. Inya likes bone and Kai. And I like putting the tarp down for y'all.

Ew, the tarp is crazy. Because I'm imagining the ones you can get at, like the blue ones you get at Home Depot. The industrial strength ones. To gag a clocking bird What about this lady gag Gagging on a grande No, we're not gonna cut it

You're not cutting that drew. Sia drew. Sia drew. Sia drew. Sia here I am thinking I'm getting thick my panties were on backwards She talking about that birth control made her big bitch. I saw you eat those 24 wings I Fuck with all types of music they call me poly jammer is That is me is fuck. I'm putting that in my bio. Holly jammer is that is me as fuck. I'm putting that in my bio. Polyjamorous. That is me as fuck. Don't put that in your bio. That sleep hit different when you wash your ass first.

That's why some of y'all can't sleep at night. Kai gets ready in five minutes. I know something stinks. I've smelled you stink before. I asked you last night and you said you didn't. No but like I mean in the general sense like we live together and we like we lay together. We break bread, we make love, like we smell each other's morning. Yeah like you yeah literally like we lay with each other. Your morning breath this

morning was kicking. I could not sleep through it. And you and I are still sleeping in the same bed by the way. Why? Why don't you just be adults and sleep alone like me? Oh my God, you're so jealous. You can come sleep over, but Drew's gonna sleep in the middle. Yeah, do you want to sleep in my big bed tonight, Kai? I'm for real. I'd sleep in the middle, Inyo would sleep on the other side.

Yeah, we've been inviting people into the bed. We have like reigns up next. Yeah, I would fucking love to do that. Also, I need to clarify like none of us do actually we genuinely none of us do some freaky shit because I don't need anybody like hearing this really crazy thinking we're the new I know we actually are just like none of us were allowed to hang out with friends and we didn't have a lot of friends and we have a lot of childhood sadness

those nipple rings do nothing but make the titty taste like a quarter. Ladies, imagine getting your vagina licked then boom, his teeth falls out. That was from Amelia. She cugged. No, that's the beauty. Like what? Don't think about it. Then boom. Then boom. Then boom his teeth. This tweet is crazy from its underscore Tidoo. I lose all respect for a t-shirt once I slept in it.

Oh, that's a, I get that. No, like if I sleep in a t-shirt, I will literally never wear it out again. Yeah. Well, see, okay, well that was your side. What do you got for media? But not me because sometimes I just knock out like I just will like go to sit down and I'll knock out and like Full clothing I low-key fuck with sleeping in jeans AG cook stargon You know that one mm-hmm right play the first couple seconds

Yeah, I You know that one? Mm-hmm. Ready to play the first couple seconds? Yeah. I heard that in the Heaven Store one time, and I was like, this is like the worst vibe to ever curate. It was like being in the climax movie. Yeah. Oh, Sangria. Love that song. You're so annoying.

I'm still listening to the Cameron Winter album. It's cool. I've never heard a person sing like that before. I'm still listening to the Cameron Winter album. It's cool. I've never heard a person sing like that before. Karma Police by Radiohead halfway through where he says, I lost myself. I lost my, what does he say? Karma Police.

Brighter Days and Perculator by Cashmere. Glue, bicep, and you've been dignitized too late. Get out of that. From climax, dignitized. Okay, mine is honestly, when I really think about it, I've been listening to kind of the same things over and over again. FUNK ME.

Us literally every single week. I know, FUNK ME, Marvin Gaye, In and Out of Shadows, Dion, Summer is Coming, Labby Siffrey, Scandalous Prince, I Can't Go For That, Darryl Hull and John Oates, and Locked On to Oliver Still and If You Want Me Say It, Love Unlimited. Do we count yo mama's stinky vagina as media? Because I've been tearing that shit up, like both of y'all's mamas.

Well thank you guys so much for tuning in to this episode of Emergency Intercom. Thank you, Kai, for tuning in. Of course. I've had the biggest urge to smack the fuck out of your leg. Really? Yeah. That's so strange. I don't get that.

I just want to make people around me feel good all the time. Ew. It would make me feel good. That would make me feel good actually. It'd make me really happy. I feel like I'm getting manipulated. But you said you care about making people happy. That's true. Okay. Yeah. You can hit me as hard as you fucking want.

Fucking hit me. And then for visual media, for me, it's porn. Famously, Kai loves porn. I'm obsessed with porn. Visual media for me is Carmen Winston. Hi, my name is Carmen Winston. I'm 17 years old. Alright, bye. I'm a