Emergency Intercom - Outing Drew

Episode Date: July 16, 2021

Enya and Drew explore the idea that what you put into your body… actually matters? Who knew. Enya will probably pass away from mercury poisoning and Drew vapes. They are not taking any questions at this moment. Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzor Follow Drew on Insta: @DrewPhillips09 To listen to the podcast on YouTube: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercomPodYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Yes, sir. The set looks nice. It's 80 degrees inside. We're really sweaty today um yeah we've realized um the hell we trapped ourselves in by starting this in the summer in our fucking dungeon in our kitchen dungeon the hottest room in the house uh absolute hell literally the hottest rooms in the house in the summer are you and josh's yeah it's terrible because i have all those windows it's so bad but i wouldn't trade it for the world and i actually like living in heat i'm like a warm

body person by nature i i would rather be hot than cold i agree with that because when i was at the beach yesterday um i went to the beach alone for the first time yesterday because i decided i would like to start doing things alone because i'm very dependent in being around others because I get a lot like really scared of being alone anyways um when I was at the beach I was cold and I was like dude Miami I like cannot wait to be back in Miami heat on the beach because like the point of being at the beach is to be literally drowning in heat yeah you want to be hot sweating you want to be sweating so you can get in the water and cool down of course and then do that a million times does anybody else think that just like miami heat hits different oh i hate you so much i think it just hits different the basketball team literally me in middle school acting like i gave a fuck about basketball because the boy i liked was really

into basketball and the miami heat was in the finals and i was like oh my god yes name five players on miami heat the starting five i can name five players that used to be on there i could name the three lebron uh chris bosh and duane wade that was like the they were like the superpower yeah yeah they were literally nba has superpower teams we don't have to talk about it because i will go in. It's a special interest of mine. No sports, no sports. But what we should talk about is my fucked up sleeping schedule. Yes. And we kind of lightly touched on this in the last episode about how like me and Drew switch off with our mental health.

So this past week I've been spiraling. Literally spiraling. It's like it's traumatizing to 2018 almost where i'm like this bitch is teetering on like a full-blown depressive episode and we need to save her i know literally summer that is the scariest oh my god we need to save summer we need to get you help um so for context of that in 2018 i was in genuine one of the worst depressive episode of my life it dragged on into 2019 it was terrifying to be around it was terrifying to witness it hurt all of my friendships and relationships um it literally was destroying me and everything around me but um one of the like key signs of it starting was like

my sleeping schedule just got obliterated because i had no motivation to like get up and get out of bed or do anything and then like i was too sad to like eat so then like basically what happens to me is i'll stay up till like the fucking ass crack of dawn literally 7 a.m yeah like no you were going to sleep at like 3 a.m but sleeping until 6 p.m you were just sleeping i know but but in 2018 it got to the point that i would stay up till like six seven and then i would sleep all day but it's slowly been getting there because like i slept at 3 a.m and then woke up at 3 p.m that's 12 hours of sleep and i and i'm like in the background doing my little task like just trying to wake up in the morning and she like she just doesn't and i i tried to like give her my advice what i did to get my sleeping schedule back on check was

putting my phone on the other side of the room with the alarm set um and it just forces you out of bed like it did do that today it just forces you to get up 20 extra minutes but it did help me get up yeah but yeah my sleeping schedule just goes to shit and then like because i wake up so late i'm like i don't know what to have for breakfast i don't even want a coffee it's so late in the day i don't want a coffee and then like i even lose my appetite for coffee and that is a key sign that something is fucking wrong with me if i don't want a coffee that's scary like and just literally the girl like don't talk to me before my coffee literally if she doesn't have her coffee like don't talk to me at all all day um so yeah so we've just been like talking about that recently

and literally how your sleep schedule fully does coincide with your mental health as as well as like i hate to say it but like fitness yeah and health, like that shit. It sounds so annoying, but I genuinely, this is like- The propaganda of fitness and gut health. Yeah, the propaganda is kind of true. I don't know if it's propaganda. It's real. Because like I was saying, like I kept, I keep thinking about last year and like, dude, I was in such a good spot mentally, but like my sleeping schedule was awesome.

I was sleeping at latest like 2 a.m but then waking up at like 9 30 10 a.m every day which i know some people are like that's late but 9 30 10 30 a.m is my favorite waking up time because if i have too much time i was about to say it will treat me the opposite and i will also yeah like waking us waking up at like 9 10 is like the 6 a.m 7 a..m. for the regular girlies. Because when you have nothing to do all day, especially in a pandemic, filling the time, it's impossible. Literally, you just go insane. And that's why screen time, back to that, is so high.

Because there's just nothing to do. But yeah, and I want to start riding my bike again because it felt so free i just felt like a free girl listening to cop by florence and the machine riding my bike just like living my life yeah i want to start working out i want to get get active again we i want to do hot pilates again because that shit was legitimately life-changing like i know it sounds crazy but like that is the hardest i've ever worked out in my crazy but like that is the hardest i've ever worked out in my entire life like that is the hardest workout it literally is insane people like i even me when i used to think of pilates and yoga i was like dude that shit's such like

what that shit is so whack like you're not doing anything but then when you're in that class especially in a hot class it is insane how intense those workouts get a lot of these is like a very intense form of workout yeah and then also on top of that the humidity in those rooms is like fucking 70 and then you're also breathing in everybody else's sweat humidity which is disgusting like it's absolutely disgusting that was the first thing to go for covid they were like that hot polo yeah literally but i was just thinking we should just do hot pilates in our kitchen in the daytime because it's literally 83 degrees in here that was one of the best parts about working out last year is like the house would be so hot and i would literally

just come in and like from the general adrenaline of riding my bike i would come inside and like work out and then i would feel fucking awesome and take like a cool shower and it was like wow which also like this is probably a hot take but it's just my personal experience with my like body dysmorphia it doesn't like i do not work out with the intent of looking good or like anything like that because yeah i don't i don't ever have that intent for me like working out is literally as someone who also struggles with like a great no i don't i don't have aggression issues i don't want to you are aggressive but yeah i i can get very like heated up and upset and like that physical like release is very good for my brain chemistry I was about to say for me it's like it's not about looking a certain way because I like the way I look it's purely about like releasing those feel-good chemicals in my brain

and making me feel good and also like the neurotic part of me is like if I miss a day it'll fuck me up and then it just keeps me on schedule and then i'm just like slowly getting healthy that's why it's so hard to get back into it because like you know once you do it's like a commitment you have to like stay there addictive personalities fully dive in oh but what i was saying is it helps my body dysmorphia like when we did those hot pilates class i was like in a very bad state with my like body image in like late 2019 and we just did one class and i felt so good about myself because it just felt good to like use my body for like kind of what it's made for to like

move and just that alone i felt like very secure because i was like dude i could go and like work out if i wanted and like that alone made me feel like hot as fuck i was like, dude, I could go and like work out if I wanted. And like that alone made me feel like hot as fuck. I was like, I'm strong. I'm working out. I could carry a five pound weight. She can lift up a one gallon jug of milk on her own, like with one arm. I could carry a gallon of milk up the stairs. That is one of the most embarrassing things to me is like, actually, like if you set a

milk jug in front of me and was like, take your left arm and lift it up. It's actually a struggle for me. That's how weak i am like it's literally like i can't do it that is not something you tell the public but also that just collines like i need i i also do partly like want to get like super fucking ripped because like how funny would that be is if one day i just like take off my shirt on instagram and i am literally like built like a god. I'm not kidding. That's gross. I have like the perfect genetics for it.

Like I have the broad shoulders. I know what you're talking about because I also like I will say again, I just want to like clarify. Me and Drew are not like workout junkies because we're like we want to be sexy. I don't give a fuck. I feel sexy in the most odd moments. Like I don't give a fuck i feel sexy in the most odd moments like i don't give a fuck like working out will make me feel good i don't think anyone needs to work out to be sexy but i will say when i was working out i am one of those dumb bitches that if i worked out for two weeks i would like you saw it when i was working out last summer and i randomly like

started to get abs and i was like you would like kind of show them off a little bit sometimes but like because i was because i was so oh because you were in texas and josh was an oc so i was just so alone and i was like literally no one's seeing me get ripped this shit for no reason like which again i don't care but it was just such a funny point in my life because i've never worked out before then yeah um but also what you eat does affect you. And I fully believe that. Literally, I like people told me that my entire life. They were always like, what you put in your body really does matter. Like it matters. And I was like, I don't fucking care.

Like I'm going to eat this chicken nugget. Like I don't give a shit. But now that I'm like older, I'm like, and I've given it a second thought. I'm like, wait, like that's what our body runs on. Like what we put into it is what our body runs on. I mean it hasn't changed shit, I still eat a bag of fucking Takis a day and drink three flat sodas, but like it doesn't.

Dude, the ruined eating is so gross. I called them a garbage disposal the other day and it has stuck. It's the real shit. It is so true. It's the real shit. Like if people leave their leftovers around me or like whatever it is i'll just pick it up and eat it i don't give a shit but it is kind of good for me because if i didn't do that i would literally only eat once a day like i don't know what it is about me no it's literally me and drew have the worst habit where like we

rarely have something we want to eat like i'm not not somebody who like, it's so hard to decide. Yeah, dude, I get such decision anxiety about food. If I'm like ordering off an app or something that I will literally stare at my options like for an hour. And then the hour goes by and then it's too late. Yeah. And now it's nine o'clock and all like the better options for food are closed.

And then I'm like, fuck, do I have to eat Taco Bell at like 10 PM right now? And and we do and we time lapse i fucking feel like shit um sometimes taco bell is good as fuck but i thrive off of having groceries yeah i was about to say like uh you're you've been really good this past like year two years of just like cooking like you cook all the time and don't make it i don't be on my like bon appetit shit when i'm cooking a bunch of different shit like i cook bean soup and eggs period i eat bean soup or like vegan tortilla soup without the tortilla it's good as fuck don't get me wrong um or i eat salmon and

a stir fry or eggs and granola like those are like the things or a tuna sandwich those are like the six things i put in rotation and like are super easy to make for me and i know how to make them down to the t and it's like clockwork and i can eat the same thing every single day but i do have to be careful because i am this close to mercury i was about to say i was literally that's why i was laughing because i was like, this bitch literally only eats fish and it's like actually concerning because who was that actor? I don't remember who it was,

but literally like died of mercury poisoning from eating too much fish. Me next. Yes, Enya's the next. That would be literally so fucking embarrassing if I died of mercury poisoning. And it wouldn't even be funny. It would just be like,

it'd just be like, damn. Damn, like, it's like, like for real. Is that easy? That's how, it'd just be like, damn, like, it's like, like, for real. Is that easy? That's how you're gonna die. Like, I like, if I am not eating in, I will eat sushi.

And if I'm eating in, I will have fish. And that is like really bad. And I know I shouldn't do it. I did get stuff to make other things. Like, again, last summer, I was making these really weird like tofu tacos and like don't get it twisted they were not fucking juicy and delicious it was they are delicious to me but it's like pico de gallo like roasted or like grilled corn beans and tofu like that's what i was eating and like it doesn't sound that good but like you know and your yeast

and anything it's good so like it's good and you would also add your yeast seasoning i literally my nutritional yeast to everything i hate that like it just looks and sounds disgusting i know it's really good for you and it actually tastes really fucking good but like don't call it that like call it literally anything else like i don't want to eat yeast infection i mean sometimes sometimes you have to eat yeast infection oh i can't even say the name but i know someone who said that one time they ingested no that literally actually made me nauseous and i'm like no one talks about vaginal health enough publicly like no one talks about we did have that conversation recently like yeah where

there was a tiktok where someone like was showing the difference between normal discharge and then like uh a yeast infection but i also do think like where did she get the yeast from that's what i want to know where did she get that infection from? That's what I want to know. Where did she get that infection from? It looked too real. Oh, no, the discharge looked really real. Yeah, the yeast infection discharge, same thing. To me, to me. The thing is, like, no one talks about it. But also, I do think like vaginal health is so intuitive.

Because like, you see them underwear every single day. So you know damn well if like- What's that skin mark not call it that ever ever ever again oh that's what tubby custard is it's discharge so yeah if that tubby custard comes out looking a little more opaque than usual, ooh, it's stinky like monkey. Even though yeast infections have no smell,

and that's what makes them kind of scary is the tubby custard looks a little different, but it's not smelling quite like anything. I'm literally like, I mean, men don't talk about penis health enough. Who gives a fuck y'all are so gross there's no going back literally like there's no recovery just wash it just just clean it with your soap just take a shower i saw a tiktok that it was like um it was like you know the audio that it's like um fuck it was like oh what song is it it's like i remember when i lost my mind i remember when or no it's not that song like, what song is it? It's like, I remember when I lost my mind.

I remember when. Or no, it's not that song. There's a song that it's like, there is a song that is going viral on TikTok that it was like, I've become a fool or something. But it was like when I, um, when I caught myself for like the seventh time arguing with him to take a shower. That's when I knew it was time to go. Yeah, that's when I knew it was time to go. Yeah, that's when I knew it was time to go. The first time was a red flag.

Dude, men's health is awesome. Lack thereof. Lack thereof, yeah. I mean, there was this course online recently, I mean, it's always been online, about washing your legs in the shower. Do you go down and wash your legs not every single time i shower but like three times a week i'll give like my legs a really good scrub and my toes a little yeah

ever since like literally ever since like twitter like made fun of men for not washing their ass and just washing their body in general like every time i shower it's like trauma for me every time i shower i get every inch of my body like really really really gnarly because I'm like, I don't want to stink. Like I don't want to be one of those dudes that just like have a smell. In my head, like, okay, and this is going to be a hot take because the Internet cannot understand anyone's hygiene preferences. Or it's not even hygiene preferences like there are studies about like yeah you shouldn't wash your body every single day and also over exfoliating is bad for you and washing your body is a form of exfoliating especially if your ass is using a loofah because

sometimes especially if i'm like home all day i'll be like bitch i'm not showering like it feels the oils my body is making feels good remember when like you used to be really crazy about showering and you would literally shower like three times a day and when i told you that i was like cool down maybe like then maybe that's what's like causing you to break out like just like relax a little like maybe go a day or two without showering but like that's also that stems from my my minor like germophobia of like okay after use the bathroom, I have to wash my hand like three times because I wash it and then I want to go touch the door handle. But the door handle is probably dirty because someone just touched that. So then I have to go wash my hands again.

I do wipe my ass on the toilet. I mean, on the door handle. I do. I do. Like, I'm not joking. But I used to I used to also not let anyone sit on my sheets. Like I used to not let anyone sit on my bed. Not even myself,

especially in high school. It was such a big issue in high school. I would like shower in the morning, shower at night. I wouldn't let anyone sit on my bed because I didn't want the outside stinky world to touch my sheets. I would come home from school exhausted as fuck. And every single teenager gets home from school and like lounges in their bed. And I would sit on the floor next to my bed was about to say i sit on my floor but not because

i'm scared of getting outside clothes on my no i did it because i was so terrified of my bed getting dirty literally like coming home after a long day out or at school or whatever and just laying down on your floor like on the carpet just sprawled out is like one of the most magical moments you can have in your life point blank period i did like laying on the floor like we were talking about the other day i liked laying under my bed yeah literally i liked getting under it and being like compressed and just like literally i told you yesterday i was like i need someone like like tonically non-sexually just to lay on top of me i want to feel as a kid were you that kind of kid who like

would have your siblings like sit on your legs yes i was always being walked on or i would literally like put my legs under my sister like on purpose or like under my pants just so i could feel that like yeah the way compression it's like it sounds like we need a fucking anxiety weighted blanket i have my way like someone sit on me literally Literally, I had the craziest week of my life. Because I literally, I haven't told anyone this. Because it's kind of embarrassing. But I strictly sleep with my weighted blanket on top of my comforter. I don't get under my comforter.

I have my weighted blanket on top of me. And legitimately, I had to withdraw from my weighted blanket. It was crazy. I wasn't able to sleep without it because i bro you need to start because this house is about to get hot i know that's what i'm doing like that's what i'm i'm trying to get rid of it because like it's hot as fuck under there but also i like being hot and sweating yeah well dude that's that's the good thing about summer is like i can't stay in my bed all day like it like hurts my brain to be in my bed because i get so hot because the

sun beaming in my windows so i'm just like ew i i am the kind of person i can't lounge in bed like all day like i've tried it but it feels too gross to me yeah you're just like sitting there and like and like getting clammy and like sweating like ew i don't want to fucking do that um but that's our take on health we're not doctors though so don't listen to absolutely anything this is all from personal experience of two idiots but we can say get the vaccine go ahead and get the vaccine us being like hopefully when by the time this episode comes out we'll have our vaccine i know every influencer in the world is like yes i got my vaccine um again not that me and Drew are anti-vaxxers.

We're just lazy. We don't go anywhere. The amount of times we've said that on the internet, people are probably like, wait, are they anti-vaxxers? I am an anti-vaxxer. No, I'm not an anti-vaxxer. I just think everyone who needs the vaccine should get it before me. And that's it.

Like, I don't want to take up vaccine space. I know that's like a stupid take and I'll probably get it before me and that's it like i don't want to take up vaccine space i know that's like a stupid take and i'll probably get in trouble for saying that but like literally just go and get it i'll get mine we stay inside all day anyways but when i do have the chance to get the johnson and johnson blood clot around that's what we fucking that's i want that shit i want the johnson we did talk about this in the last episode because we were talking about how someone we knew and we gave them a really good reaction. And I was like. Oh, see, I knew it.

I knew we talked about it because I was like, I had it in my notes, but I'm getting the Johnson & Johnson vaccine. So now it's been two episodes that we still don't have the vaccine. I'm giving them a story. Giving them a story. And I still, I still do want to get it, but I don't know. I'm just like, again, not that I'm like. Sick of dreaming smaller? Sick of investing, but not seeing your money grow. Sick of feeling like you're leaving money on the table, paying high fees and not knowing if you're even making the right investments.

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We need a paranoid about dying from the vaccination influencer. An influencer who's going to get the vaccine. Like, I'm going to get it. By the time this episode comes out, I will have it. But can't we all just admit we're a little scared? No. Like, why can no one admit that i think you're scared because you literally like are actually terrified of getting sick i think it stems from like being afraid of throwing up at the end of the day no yeah i don't want i don't want to get sick

i also like if anybody is with me on this i don't have health insurance i've never had health insurance i didn't come from a family who had the financial stability to be going to the doctor. Like, even when we were sick, it was like, bitch, we're going to Walgreens. We're not going to the doctor.

Like... We're going to eat dirt. Yeah, we're gonna go eat dirt and build your immune system like that. Like, we're not doing all that. So, like, I... And I am not someone who, like, got...

I got the vaccines I needed because like obviously to be in school you need to get like certain vaccines but like i can't remember the last time i got like a shot of any kind um and i do in general i'm i just have like a weird fear of doctors and stuff like i talked about this in a video recently and like on live where i just have a fear i think i just have bad luck and i'm like prone to getting like infection sickness and everything like i i swear in my mind like i want so no we are fully we are fully um what's the word i'm looking for hypochondriacs hello what's up y'all it is anya and drew from the future and we're just here to say we're vaccinated um please do not take what we said as anti-vaccine propaganda we were just scared we were scared

little girls yeah but we're vaccinated now go get your vaccines this is vaccine propaganda um this is pro-vaccine propaganda exactly go get Go get them. Go get that needle, girl. I did get Johnson & Johnson. I know. We'll talk about that in the next episode. Or in the episode after the next episode. Yeah. Bye. Enjoy.

We are fully hypochondriacs. I think I am literally always dying of something. I wish we were 20 years into the future where you could just lay under a machine once a year and it will just scan your body and tell you if you have cancer or not and that's all i want i like there is literally you just get your blood drawn and see if your fucking white cell count is high but i don't want to get my blood drawn yeah also the last time i went to a hospital and got a needle put in me, it was winter, like, 2019. I went to Miami, and I get really bad, like, heart palpitations and, like, chest problems.

I was told that I just have, like, the muscles in my chest are easily inflamed. So then it literally feels like I'm having a heart attack sometimes. And I actually need to get more medicine for it because it's coming back. Costrocontralitis. When I went to the hospital, the lady went to go put in an IV. She was being a fucking cunt to me for no reason. But she went to go put in my IV and she accidentally just stabbed me and the IV didn't go in. And I just watched my vein squirt blood all over the table in the floor.

And I was just like, I was like crying because I was like i'm gonna bleed out like i'm gonna die you deserved it loki and that would happen to me when i go get the vaccine that literally won't happen it'll be like no zamar was saying it was literally the least painful shot he ever zamar is like such a man man though like does that make sense zamar is like he probably has a very zamar and christian are the same kind of like boy man does that make sense? Samara is like, he probably has a very Samara and Christian are the same kind of like, boy, man, does that make sense? Like, they're not super masculine or anything. But there's like, just like, I'm just a man. I'm just a dude. I'm just a guy. Do you need help with that? That's, that's what they are. I can pick that up. Dude,

I can climb that wall and unlock that door. Do you need me to pick that up or carry that? that are you are you all sure sure you don't need help and then they make everyone leave and they do it themselves and they're like it's okay that was easy that's not me i am like figure it out like i mean i'm pretty good about taking groceries up the stairs though like i go hard on groceries it's like a little game their mother goes hard you do not go hard like me oh bitch do you know how many times i brought up my groceries alone like three bags each hand but i'm saying i'm saying when we go grocery shopping together oh yeah because if i have someone else who's gonna pick up labor i'm like i'm not stressing but i go hard as fuck on taking the groceries upstairs um but it's like once a year i was about to say once every three months once every four months and it's not your groceries it's because we were out and i was like

i'm stopping at the grocery store and you were like mama no and he's literally that girl to me and just literally your mom when she's like do you want to come uh do you want to go to the store with me and then you're like yeah sure i'll go but like please don't stop anywhere and and yeah this is like do you care if i stop at like starbucks i'm like no and then she's like wait but i need to go get hair extensions like can i go get hair extensions i'm like i'm a hustle and bustle kind of bitch i'm like i'm out of the house i can't go back home because if i go back home that's the end of my day like yeah you don't start your car twice at your house you start it once at your house a day interesting and that's that's my motto i'm

like mama please take me home please you sit in the car like a little dog i know i'm like on my fucking phone pouting and i'm vibing inside i want hair extensions again so bad i should do that actually i'm gonna do that today before we go i'm gonna break this on your fucking head why oh my god people it's so funny that people with audio can't see us for things like that So they dude people with only audio are like hit the lottery like people having to watch this is the thing is I don't think people actually watch like visual like it's not like we're putting things on screen and doing little fun things It's literally us sitting in a fucking dingy corner. Like why are you watching this? Whoa On camera fucking dingy corner like why are you watching this whoa i just did coke on camera

dude i the audio listeners people are like i knew it i knew it these fucking druggies we we're not like substance abusers though we've said this so many times but people literally have to clarify yeah i know because people think because of the way we act like no bitch i don't act like this for any other reason other than the fact that I have a lot of internalized trauma. And I need attention. Like, that is why I act the way I act. Yep. Like, that is why we act this way.

It's because we are the kids who were like, we had to be funny for attention. For survival. Our parents thought it was rude. So they weren't giving us the attention. And also, I was the last baby. I was the boy. Madeline was the pampered little girl. I was twin.

I had to raise myself. And that was my form of communication with my parents, was being a fucking clown. Literally. Literally same, except my dad was just always working. So I was like, cool. What fucking adult do i get attention from now bitch who the fuck is gonna pay attention to me and then me and my siblings would literally just fight each other to death we were insane kids are fucking dude i don't

know how we survive nobody talks about when you grow up with a bunch of siblings with no parent supervision bitch fist fight on fist fight on fist Yeah you beat the shit out of each other. Like. I feel like kids growing up now. They have TikTok. And they like understand that like violence is not the key. And that they're like unlocking the third eye. Like the second eye.

No violence is the key. And I think we need to bring back violence. And. We need to bring back. I am tired of people calling me annoying. And talking shit about me. Hit them. On the internet.

I am going to hit you like i am done the way i was raised is if you would like to talk shit you do not talk shit unless you are going to back it up with getting hit in the fucking mouth in the face yeah getting popped in the mouth and if and i i want so badly like this has been my worst although the past year i've had so much growth and like clarity in myself the weirdest like backfire of it all of it is like i've also contained this extreme rage where i can't stand people my age talking shit about me online because i'm like listen we're two adults we're gonna fight like which is the opposite i don't know something like that goes it's we're two adults we can talk about this i'm like

no bitch we're two adults and i can hit you in the fucking face you can go post about it and be like and you just hit me and i'm gonna post on my story and be like yeah i fucking did yeah and if anybody else wants to get hit let me know yeah and i think we what we could do to get that rage out because i feel like you just need like one like physical alteration with someone i think like you need to get hit you need to hit someone we should box i would beat the fuck out of you you would beat the shit out of me like period but i think like i could get a couple swings in i have like long arms like i could get you like dude you said you went i can get a couple swings like that's the way you delivered, we should box if y'all want to see his box like let us know we'll do some pay-per-view

John Paul or whatever Jake Paul Jake Paul Bryce Hall Bryce Hall, this is a call-out post. I'm gonna beat your ass. I'm gonna beat your That would be fucking fun, but yeah, I bryce hall stories we should tell one day i know we'll give them dude we just have such an insane amount of stories and like i would love i want to get into all of them at some point we just have to remember them yeah and we can also just start off a little soft and then we could get into like the the juicy the drama of it all like also the stories we have are just fucking funny because like we're just trolls by nature and we just we go to these

parties where everyone's like networking and trying to be cool and just look cool and we make fun of everybody for doing that like why are you at a party and not being fucking fun like people are so fucking funny it literally it actually drives me fucking insane i'm like why are you here why don't you stay home like if you're gonna stand around it is so bewildering to me and then i think the other thing though that we have to take into account is like again we are not people who drink a lot or like yeah we're not people who like are drinking casually like the average 22 23 year old yeah so all these people drink all the time so they're standing and they're just like lightly buzzed and they're being normal but me and drew and we go to a party we do not go

to a party because we're like that'll be fun to go talk to people no we get drunk as shit because we're it's the purge it's the purge it's like the four month five month purge we just every four months we like black out like that's it yeah you just get as drunk as you can and then you go to parties and you take flash pictures of people you don't know who you make fun of behind doors and then the next morning you wake up and you find a two minute long video of y'all walking up to that person and flashing them yeah we're the flashers we be flash banging people wait let's get it straight we're not showing our tits and ass we're i'm showing my tits and ass when also at the win um at a party we had gone to i wore a button-up shirt that like notoriously unbuttoned but i didn't think about

that before going to a party in that shirt one time and i was like looking through my camera roll and i my tits were just out like but that's okay because i like she's a girl reclaim them as of this summer i've decided that it's tits out summer i'm tired of girls with d cups not being able to be sexy with their boobs out but then like smaller cups getting to show their fucking nipples and it being chic i'm like no big tits are chic take your fucking nipples out girl yeah let me see your nipples come on i would like to see the shade of them so i know your origin no one talks about that the shade of your nipples says a lot you do not need an ancestry.com

let me see the nipples right quick um but yeah also not anything against like smaller boobs god i want nothing more than to have small boobs literally and yet for like the past like five years all and yet has talked about it's like a three month obsession once a year and just like I want a breast reduction so bad so bad all the clothes I like everything I love like I just

was not meant to have boobs like it just makes absolutely no sense with who I am for me to just like under all this silliness have fucking huge tits like that makes no sense I think it does make a lot of sense it's like the thing that I was like why the weird girls in school always had big ass tits I saw a post and it was like we need to stop telling the sexy people they're sexy start telling the ugly people they're ugly sorry that was random but it was that on potty yeah i think so it's so funny but you know what really fucked my brain up is like growing up in miami all i wanted was to be thick and have

huge tits and a huge ass like that's all i fucking wanted growing up and then as i got older i was like introduced to like different body types and i was like oh my god actually i enjoy my body type but then my boobs grew way later in my life like when i was like a senior in high school i was like a b like almost c cup and it wasn't that big of a deal like so like i know what it means i was like damn girl i was like virgin alert no i have a lot of sex i need to make that clear i don't think you do i bone i literally do um but anyways i like didn't have i didn't start growing boobs until like late junior year and then i graduated and i could freely wear like shirts with no bra except um if you grew up in a hispanic household

i'm sure you've met this or just any like culturally culture household not white house not white just say what it is i think even in white households like parents telling like girls to wear bras is such a thing um but like yeah no that is because dads are fucking creepy and sexualize their children yeah literally because like parents are like i know what it's like to be sexualized or it's like i sexualize and i don't like I don't like this yeah um so I don't like what I'm feeling right now so you get told to put a bra on and then also like I was just telling Drew this like one time when I was walking down Melrose a homeless man looked straight at my boobs and I was wearing a white t-shirt with no bra on and he just says nice nipples and then from that

moment on I swear on my life I wore bras because i was like that was the final straw um but anyways once i turned like 20 all of a sudden my boobs started like inflating to c and then recently i found out i was a d but i do think part of my body dysmorphia was convincing me i was a c for the past year i knew when i've i've been a d i always knew you're a d just like the way like they felt and so you have not felt my boobs in your life let me touch your boobs i've like played with orion's boobs before but you haven't let me you don't get to touch because i have these like huge fucking mommy milkers you just broke that fucking bracelet that's what you get bitch i love this bracelet um i have mine still i didn't break mine oh is that the bracelet a follower gave us and you just literally broke it while we were filming i love it i've worn it every day since it's so fucking cute i know but that's the

reason i don't wear like handmade stuff like that and i just keep it in my jewelry boxes because it will fucking break especially your ass you'd be touching it i know i'm like fiddling constantly get a fidget hey don't do that to the fucking mic bitch mic check mic check um but yeah what was i saying basically i don't want fucking tits. I'm over it. But I will say, here is my resolution is this summer, I will have my tits out and see how I feel about them. And if I love them, and then if I don't, I'm going to start heavily considering a breast reduction.

But again, like the vaccine, I'm just too lazy. Like, imagine actually having to do that. Yeah, that's that's how with my luck they would like puncture my fucking heart and i'd die with your luck they'd like make them different sizes they make them bigger oh we thought you wanted like to make them wait we thought you wanted an f cup we thought you wanted basketballs there volleyballs girl imagine you woke up from a breast reduction with volleyball tits on your chest that would be the last of me And then y'all would have to publicly be like, she did it. She ended it all because she woke up with huge tits. Again, also, like, when I talk about this stuff publicly, I feel bad because, like,

for instance, my sister is a situation where, like, she needs a breast reduction and wants one for, like, health reasons because literally her back is about to break. Her boobs are way, way bigger than mine. and when i complain to her she's always like shut up like yeah can you fuck off so i always feel bad complaining about it but this is just my life this is my life let me live listen to me complain that's why we have this that's what this is this is the complaining podcast this is just the hour of us complaining. And y'all having to listen. Literally y'all listening to our untreated ADHD for an hour every day. You are really going in on touching, huh?

You can't stop moving. I know I can't. I don't know what it is. I think it's because I didn't have a Red Bull. I did order fidgets. I need a fidget really bad. I got, dude, that fidget was the best thing I've ever gotten. And it kind of makes me insecure because then I see how much I actually move around.

I'm like. Dude, that's what I've been. When I'm in public around people like the 30 year olds they're like what is that i'm like it's my child toy my attention toy no literally this entire podcast i've just been sitting here like in my head like i'm moving so much and i don't know why it's not i'm not even uncomfortable or like anxious i literally i'm just moving and touching i've been scratching my nose a lot this episode like i keep reaching to much and i don't know why it's not i'm not even uncomfortable or like anxious i literally am just moving and touching i've been scratching my nose a lot this episode like i keep reaching to touch my nose and like my face yeah but it's also because with my nails i can like get scratch sensations that i usually can't so i'm just enjoying them um maybe it's because you need

to hit your fucking puff bar you freak you're itching for your puff bar that's what's happening um drew has an addiction to puff bar that's the name of this episode outing drew phillips drew phillips vapes the thing is like what's so fucked up is like other influencers get to be like so and so drinks but no we already do everything we don't get the fun attention of being like so and so does this yep like when we smoked those cigarettes in that video what should have happened was news outlets reporting that enya and drew phillips are smoking cigarettes and that they're they're nicotine addicts but no not a single no one even no one cared no one cared no one cares about us no one cares about us the way they should and it hurts a lot no i literally my lungs are like filled with like just jizz yes

no my lungs are just filled with like popcorn i'm at this point i'm pretty sure like from the vape like literally this is like like since i was 17 18 the way like not this is not something to brag about but the way we were on jewels when you had to order them online yeah we had to order jewel pod they did not sell them in stores the feeling a mango jewel pod like when i hit wes's jewel for the first time and it was like that mango jewel pod it legitimately changed no we we were smoking mint before yeah it was mango mango was dropped and then that changed my life like because i was like dabbling i was like whatever no actually i was in full bloom whatever i was gonna say you were like you were the reason i got a jewel i was like these things look fun except nicotine doesn't work doesn't do it for me it doesn't work i've and i've tried yeah literally you have

literally tried to actually like become a jewel fiend but let me go back to the like the first time i hit a mango jewel pod like it was like a sexual awakening almost it was like a coming to god moment it was like the way that shit made me feel like is not normal like what are they fucking putting in those like that's not fair i never got that literally i just like got flavor oh so fucking good i like remember when we all used to be so onto jewels in high school like going on ebay and looking up rare jewel pods like dude even before that even before like things were rare when it was literally like we just had to get someone who was 21 to order them offline for us. And we would just like order them online and just have jewel pods.

Like this is like 10th, 11th grade. Like, you know, the displays that you see in the cabinet at like smoke shops of the jewel pods. Like you would we would order like a box of those at a time yeah you could order a box of them and they were like relatively cheap yeah and like you could get an dude actually no jewel in the beginning was expensive as fuck like a jewel like starter kit was like 40 bucks yeah they were like 40 and then they went down to 20 and then they went back up to 30 and then now they're literally like two dollars a cartridge like bitch i was buying mango jewel pods for like 65 fucking bulk like we were going to

costco yeah like you know how families go to costco and get things in bulk we were getting jewel pods in bulk wait something that like is not spoken about enough is how like in california you don't need a subscription to go to costco like you we need to look that up because i saw a tiktok about it but i think it might just be the um the liquor store of costco because they want everybody to be an alcoholic um so they'll let you go do that and buy bulk alcohol but i don't know if it's for the store itself but yeah i've i've tried to dabble me Me being like, oh, I've tried my best. But I really did because I feel left out of the culture. Even though, like, thank God I'm not. Drew just dropped a fucking bead.

Loud as shit. I doubt he even picked up. But even though, like, I know that's not something I want, like, necessarily. Because if I was actually addicted to smoking puff bars and shit, I would fucking hate my life. As I've seen with everybody who's addicted to them but i just want the public to know that i have tried i've even tried cigarettes but nicotine just doesn't hit the part of my brain that like i don't know it just doesn't i don't have that like feeling of like i need to do it i like i have like full addict brain like i literally

am like i can quit anytime i want but like i do like when I go back to Texas, I quit for two or three months. It's just like every once in a while, I just need an escape. I need a vice. Because other than this puff bar, I have zero vices. Which I think vices are sometimes healthy. They're little outlets. And this is my vice. And I just need to abuse.

Because if I wasn't smoking a puff bar god knows what i'd be doing yeah sometimes sometimes you pick and choose your battles especially if you like have addictive genes that's why part of me is like i know like there's a lot of discourse again not to like condone smoking but like there's so much discourse about like puff bars and shit i'm like bro do you know how like it was so common for people like puff bars and shit i'm like bro do you know how like it was so common for people to be cigarette smokers puff bar is just like the new cigarette and like it's just the history's repeating itself 15 years from now we'll find out everyone has cancer from them like i am so interested to see what happens yeah from like

puff bars and stuff i like the flavors big tobacco 20. The flavors is what's so funny. Like they straight up were like, fuck it. Jolly Rancher. Something sweet for the kids. I don't know. It's just not fucking sweet for the kids. Literally. Maybe like banana lappy taffy. Ew.

Pop bar. Dude, creme brulee. Do you remember that? That shit was rancid. Creme brulee jewel pods were fucking rancid. Y'all literally get the nastiest flavors like for fun and they'll pull up with like coca-cola creme brulee banana i remember when i was like 14 years old like vape vapes were like just invented like the the not big fucking modular modular synth vape yeah the literal box mod synth vaporizers with like cloud atlas in them whatever but um i

remember when those first dropped i like wanted one so bad because i found out you could get like juice without nicotine in it and i was like i don't want nicotine you were just one of those freaks who was like i want to make clouds i was like i want to make big clouds and i want to learn tricks and to this day it's like riding a bike you will once you learn how to blow like smoke tricks and do smoke tricks you never forget it's like it's something with your tongue like you just chill girl learning how to do vape tricks was really good for me when i was younger learning how to make connoisseurs figures what the fuck connoisseurs if you ever had tiktok where there were some people who didn't know that word so they were bleeping it out did you ever see that no tiktok there is that one like

what's her name ash nico or ashley nico is that her name me and your girlfriend playing i don't know this i just like i I gave your girl cunnilingus, but the bill. Like it's some shit like that. She says cunnilingus and people didn't know what that word was so they were bleeping it.

It was just straight girls like bleeping it because they didn't literally. They never felt love. Intimate love. Dude, okay, okay, again. Why are we talking about vaginas so much?

I know, I know. I know you're about to go off on some vaginas. I am about to go off on some vagina shit. Because again, I don't why are we talking about vagina so much i know you're about to go off on some vaginas i am about to go off on some vagina shit because again i don't want this to be a place where we're like fucking having horny talk but this isn't even horny talk it's about it's about female rights women's rights i am this is about women's rights and the fact that getting head is still for as a woman is still such a thing that men don't do. They're like, oh. Come on.

Come on. Like, yo, girl. Yo, what? I was joking. Because, okay, TMI, but, like, I remember my first, like, intimate partner. Like, I just never even expected that. And I was doing the damn deed and doing my business. I was doing my part of the deal and getting absolutely nothing in return.

And I did not second guess it for anything. I was doing the damn deed and doing my business. I was doing my part of the deal and getting absolutely nothing in return. And I did not second guess it for anything. And then as I got older, I was like, wait a damn minute. Wait a second. That was an improper trade. That was an improper trade of labor. I do my thing. You give me nothing.

Yes. That's the trade. And that's like the common thing. But yeah, that's my only take. I'm not going deep on that. Also, some motherfuckers just can't do it. So I guess if you can't do it, just don't even fucking try. Don't embarrass yourself and waste my time. Literally.

Don't waste your time on my vagina. Shut up. That was a bar. I'm going to hit you in the fucking face. Well, um... Is that about it is that it i mean we could talk about how i know for 1000 fact that i can cross the big red balls in wipeout without a doubt if they put them in front of me right now i would literally go so beast mode just say you couldn't carry a gallon of milk and you think

you're crossing those balls i'm crossing those balls with zero effort like i'm just running like a robot across like like literally that's all you have to do is just run across like these bitches have the wrong strategy when they dive onto it like yeah of course you're gonna fucking fly off like bounce off it's simple physics it's literally like i have it all worked out in my brain like physics well then apply to be on fucking wipe out i don't think it's the hardest thing in the world no i'm literally gonna rent them for myself just to prove it to myself i would love that because i would love to try i mean that's my next video it's like literally where are you gonna rent that you're acting like it's that fucking that sky zone you have to like

i'll figure it out i'll figure it out i figured everything out no you don't i have nothing literally yesterday drew was like i want to see a building get demolished i'm gonna go do that i was like sometimes when drew's in my passenger seat talking in the car i genuinely feel like there's an automated like ai machine trying to make something to relate to me and then it's just missing because i'm like what are you talking about no okay i just want to see a building fall it's poetic almost it's like the destruction of humanity post-capitalism, like buildings falling. It's beautiful. That is literally every TikTok. The post-capitalist ramifications of the depopification. Yeah, literally. But I just think seeing a building fall would hit a spot in me that needs to be hit.

Yeah, I get that. Because I was like. It would be beautiful. Like, literally. That was like when we lived in 1304 and we like all had like a very unhealthy. That weird fantasy. So basically. No, don't even talk about it.

Don't. It's bad. It's bad. Like, that's something that stays with me. We wanted to see buildings get like basically blown up. But like, again, no one inside. We just like, it's just like wanting to see that kind of thing. It's just like, I want to see that.

Just destruction and chaos. Like literally for the longest time, I just wanted chaos. And then I got chaos. And I was like, take it back. Take it back, please. I can't do this. I want it anymore. You didn't even know my chaos.

And you were like, wait, why does that sound fun why does that sound wet that sounds lit i'm fucking stupid yeah all right well should we just uh dive into media what we love for the week oh my god yeah i'm so down i have to grab my phone i that's my biggest habit is or my worst habit is i don't know names and stuff off the top of my head. Like people will mention something to me and I'm like, I don't know what that is. And then they'll show the visual and I'm like, oh, no, I love that. And then I sound like a liar. Yeah.

Well, I'll go first. Last night I watched Frank. And that is such a good movie. It's about this dude who is a musical genius. And their band is locked in a cabin for a while. And they make music together. And it's really fucking good. And all the while, someone's documenting it.

And it's just their journey making music. And the climax of the movie is so cringy and hard to watch and it fucking sucks but like in a good way i didn't need to watch that i was jealous of y'all yeah and then by the end it's a feel-good movie again you're like oh like all they needed was themselves um so watch frank um it's really really really good it's just buttercup seminar oh buttercup semen oh buttercup cinema damn buttercup cinema that's what it is um and then buttercup cinnabra and then uh i've been going really hard on like existentialism and optimistic nihilism. I think you should read a couple books about that.

I think you should grow up. I've been reading a lot about that. I've been struggling, struggling with my identity. So go into that if you want to feel really bad about yourself um and literally never recover don't do it if you yeah don't do that um and a song that i liked is from the movie frank and it's i love you all um by the band in the movie and it's really really good the all the like all the the best part about it is all the music is actually played in the movie and it's really really good the all the like all the the best part about it is all the music is actually played in the movie by the people playing the music and sang by the people

in the movie and the songs are just so weird and genre-less and it's just like why isn't this a real fucking thing like it's it's just so pretty streaming services yeah it's on it's on amazon for free damn that's awesome yeah so wait the movie yeah oh it's not free it's it's free if you have prime yeah free if you have prime um but the songs but the songs are like five of the songs that they made are on uh spotify that's awesome yeah um and that's my that's my media for the week true's media of the week now on to mine um i don't know that i don't have any like visual like actually you know what dirty girls that was awesome i was gonna say dirty girls and batmobile were like really good i was thinking about that earlier so for like visual media like a little documentary it's like super short anyone

can take it in it's dirty girls um it's really interesting it's just about like young feminists like feminism in like the 90s and it's like these girls who are really inspired by like riot girls um and it's just awesome like it's it's super interesting yeah and it's it's just kind of it's a really good lens into like like like 90s grunge almost and it's just like and it's also like crazy to see like how polar opposites like the culture was like riot girl feminism and then there are bullies like the the craziest part was the bullying i was gonna say yeah but what's even crazier is like i feel like that's super prevalent in like middle of america still and even in like popular places like i bet in those private schools in california that's still a thing for like all the like now like all girls i i don't like that yeah whatever whatever that's a they get

what you mean but all like the alternative like girls and just like people in general like i'm sure they still get bullied like that but it's a really good lens of like just human nature of like rejecting what feels foreign and like against what you were taught on and like and all the while the the girls that were being bullied the whole fucking time were right yeah also it's on youtube it's like 17 minutes long and it's free yeah so literally go watch it dirty girls it's really fucking good and then for i have a book recommendation elisa let me borrow this book it's called kitchen and it's by banana Yoshimoto. And it is so fucking good. I haven't finished it yet. I'm like halfway in and it's just really good.

It's like a heartwarming story about somebody who's struggling with the passing of their grandmother. And it's super sweet. Yeah, it's just fucking awesome. And it feels really good to read. And then for music, anything by the dirty column like that is probably one of my favorite artists ever and everything he i don't know if it's actually just him i'm assuming it's just him but sometimes there's like a female's voice yeah and i know on one of the albums it's like him and another woman but anything by him but especially the album

the return of the dirty column like so fucking good one of my favorite songs in the world is sketch for summer by him and requiem again is also so good for summer and yeah such a good song like i remember listening to that in 2019 and like traumatizing almost like how good it is dude it feels so good. It's just such a good feeling song. But yeah, that is my media recommendations of the week. Also still Ariana Grande. I'm still on my Ariana Grande shit. Ari shit. Nasty.

Listening to Nasty super loud on repeat has been my trauma response of almost diving back into depression for the past week. Yes. And that's the second episode, so... I hope you enjoyed, uh, Fuck You Leave. Bye. Alright, man. Bye.