Emergency Intercom - Podcast, so confusing (remixes)

Episode Date: June 28, 2024

Enya got faded and saw Inside Out 2, which is exciting for Drew because that means Inside Out Dad is back, and Ky officially squashes his beef with Josiah. Find and book a top-rated doctor today. Go to https://Zocdoc.com/INTERCOM and download the Zocdoc app for free. https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy instagram: @emergencyintercom @emergencyintercomclips tiktok: @emergencyintercompod Produced By TMG Studios, Enya Umanzor, and Drew Phillips Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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you you opened two gifts today your eyes no literally god gave me two gifts this morning and they were my eyes opening to see the world and y'all better fucking believe that is what we're like we're holding on mentally we're holding on to it we're holding i literally was saying to my friend the other day i was like i need to just like i need to take it back and just be happy that i wake up every day that in itself should be joy i that's the gift Wait, God gave us a present, and it's the present day. God gave us the gift,

and he just keeps on giving because we always wake up. You're always talking about me. My name must taste so good. Wait, what? I said that to Ryan yesterday, and she was like, oh. I don't get it.

Oh, like my name is in your mouth I got it immediately thank you damn oh I'm crazy I'm the crazy one I'm gonna go that was almost as bad as Drew's stand up um okay well don't fucking say that shit to me

no that was terrible that was horrible okay guys so if I seem a little off it's because something insane happened to me um i don't know if how much of the context i can share but a long story short i literally got carbon monoxide poisoning like legitimately got carbon monoxide poisoning no dead serious like unironically we were filming a video with someone surprise coming out um at the top of next month or some shit like 30 days from now and we were cooking indoors and it's on fucking video but i don't know i can't say her

name but someone brought out a grill we were were filming for her channel and she called it an indoor grill. And I was like, girl, we're going to get carbon monoxide poisoning. You can't just like use a grill and door and it is on video. And everybody was like, no, no, no, we're good. It's made for the indoors. And I was like, okay, well, I'm going to open a window just in case. So open the window. We launched the grill. We cooked for three hours. Nothing happens. Everything is fine. But like by the end of launch the grill we cook for three hours nothing happens everything is fine but like by the end of it like we're all feeling a little off but no one's saying anything anything because we're all just like mentally deranged and out of it yeah also we're also just all like a little drained because we filmed for like three hours exactly exactly and so we're like chilling

out back after we finished filming and just like chatting and then we hear like all these alarms going off in the house and we're like girl what the fuck is that i thought it was like smoke alarms um but then like the videographers came out and they were like um no it's carbon monoxide we've just been existing in carbon monoxide levels like high levels of carbon monoxide for like hours and one of them starts freaking the fuck out. And I'm still like laughing and like doing a bunch of bits and like we're running inside and like filming me on the floor and like a toxic environment, whatever. I still feel like a little off, but I feel like pretty much fine. And then everybody else is like totally chill. But like

over time, I just like felt myself like literally tanking. Like it was such a weird sensation. Like we were sitting out front because we weren't allowed to be inside and we like collected all the cats and we were all chilling out there. And I like could feel like my vision kind of blurring. Like I saw like a black outline on everything I looked at and I was like, girl, what the fuck is going on? Like, but I didn't say anything because i didn't want anybody to be scared when you waste fire trucks

show up they clear us to go they don't no one checks us at all which i was like the fuck also being in those situations is so funny because my baseline is so low don't fucking ask if i feel fine i literally i just feel the way i always do so now i'm just scared because i'm like this am i not supposed to feel like this and i just can't tell but yeah it was it was spooky wiki vibes and then i was coming down from my adderall that day so i like actually couldn't tell i was just like um but we go back inside because we opened the windows we were cleared by the fire department to go back in and it was like probably an hour of ventilation and we're just sitting and chopping it up and just chatting and i'm sitting on the stairs

and i start getting so dizzy but i don't say anything still because i'm like i don't want them to think i'm like over exaggerating or like faking or like whatever for attention and so i don't say anything and then like the person we filmed with kept being like drew you need to leave like you're're acting off, like something's off. And then I start feeling my chest tightening up and I start getting really short of breath. And I'm like, okay, something is seriously like wrong. And then I was like, if I throw up,

like that's when I should go to the hospital because I was like, I don't need to go to the fucking hospital because I was so nauseous. Because we were in the car and he was like, like fucking flopping around. And now I'm getting anxious because I'm like, is this motherfucker going to die in my passenger seat? I was literally fainting in and out of consciousness.

I kept being like, I'm going to take you to urgent care. I'm going to take you like I'm driving on the highway. So I can't look, find one. And then he'd be like, no, it's fine. It's fine. I'm probably just being dramatic. And then would literally like, like like knock out and i was just kept checking to see if he was breathing because i was like what is happening this motherfucker is dying and then we got home and he was like he was like that was actually crazy i thought i was gonna die in the car and i was like

yeah i know and you wouldn't let me take you to the fucking hospital because then he was like they're just gonna charge me like okay that is the crazy thing like when we were all talking about it when we were even contemplating if the ambulance was gonna come the fact that all of us were immediately like okay we might have carbon monoxide poisoning but actually it's gonna cost so much so should we all just kind of like risk like chilling if we're gonna chill which is the craziest vibe everybody i drew was just like they're just gonna charge me money to give me oxygen, and I'm breathing it in right now. Yeah, they were just gonna put me on 100% oxygen, and I was like, bitch, I'm breathing 100% oxygen right now, like, literally, what are you talking about? And it would have cost probably

like $30,000 because my insurance fucking sucks. Also, then when you were in the bathroom when we got home for too long, I literally was on my phone, and I was like, I need to go over there to see if he's alive. Cause I don't know if you noticed, I went into the kitchen. I was like, I just started talking to see if you were alive. Cause I was like, if this motherfucker dies under my care, bitch, I'm killing myself. I'm going to be so pissed. I'm going to kill myself. It was, it was spooky vibes.

I like barely like remember the car ride and like, I was repeating, I was repeating a bunch of shit. I was sweating like out my ass like it was it was literally terrifying but i felt crazy because everybody else felt fine but for some reason like bitch it's because i'm so little and put sea and it's the canary bird oh she was right it's because you're weak minded so somebody said you have carbon monoxide poisoning and then your body went to placebo and told you that no someone said that to me and i was like you shall not cast those spirits on my soul and i was fine no it's because i'm so little and petite i'm like a canary bird that they bring into the caves and i just like have so much so so little

body mass that like such little um bits of carbon monoxide like dude you actually do look like you're dead in that picture. No, it was giving like fucking passed out on the concrete 2.0. It was scary vibes. Insert that video. I mean, we could drive him to the hospital. I'm not going to the hospital.

We could just drive to the hospital. It wouldn't cost $4,000. The thing is, Mason last night was literally throwing up like four times in a row when we did take him to the hospital it wouldn't cost four thousand dollars the thing is mason last night was literally throwing up like four times in a row we did take him to the hospital so i'm like why do we have to take drew to the hospital look at him he's way worse than mason this is like project x yeah i know what if this is like i'm cutting this picture um but yeah i'm just like really strong but that that was the thing i was like okay if you're the only one who's feeling sick and you're not throwing up because i i do agree if you started throwing up i would have been like okay we need to go to the hospital

but in the car i was going to take him to the hospital anyway but i was like then this motherfucker's gonna be mad at me when he like when i like try to save his life and then they i bring him there and they're like girl go home i called the er and they were like bitch like literally just come like call an ambulance if you can drive drive and i was just like okay yeah they were like we can't give you any medical advice okay what the fuck is the point of you being by the phone yeah exactly um well so i survived i'm a sir fucking viber i'm a sir fucking vibe yeah basically damn now what now fucking you are being irrational you're being irritable and scary and like nasty nasty woman don't fucking play with me the thing is too it's like we always say this every time

you have like what is nearing a medical emergency it is so hard to navigate with you because you like go into fits where you're like okay i'm freaking out i'm freaking out for you oh my god okay um what's happening and then two minutes pass and you're like honestly i'm fine i'm probably being dramatic and then because i don't know anymore and then you're like wait i'm crazy what's happening and that's what was happening in the car and i was like bro i literally can't read this situation i don't know but i did feel funky but like i was saying because i was explaining to you after i had my hair up and half up half down all day my head always fucking hurts from it so i was like my head could just be hurting from that i don't fucking know i was feeling like a little like wobbly but again i had taken my medicine that day so i was like i'm probably

just coming down from my medicine and for being on camera. And also on top of everything, I'm so strong. So it just takes a lot. Yeah. Like it would take so much poison to kill me. Yeah, that's true. No, you're so big that it takes a lot more. No, I'm big minded.

That's true. That's true. That's true. Did you guys see who's on the new remix for the Charlie XCX song? Lord? Lord. Well, that one came out, but then another one came out. There's another one?

Yeah. And I'm on it. Another one. Thank you. Another one. You're on it. Wait, what'd you say? I'm on it.

I'm on the remix. No, you're fucking not. Play it. If you have it, play it. Oh, here. Is it on streaming? Yeah, it's're fucking not play it if you have it play it is it on streaming? yeah it's on streaming I just sent you a link oh my fucking god it just came out

it's out? it just dropped Go, go, go Well, honestly, I was speechless When I saw you and Josiah He told me you had been fucking Let's work it out on the remix Remember how close we were Maybe I loved you too much And now we barely hang out I'm just your studio much

For the last couple years I've been letting you in Letting you hit my back wall Over and over again Then one day it all changed When that white boy showed up It was love at first sight And then he fucked it all

Drew, he threw me away He broke my heart into pieces And you spit in my face And now I'm gonna fucking kill myself But time is running out I said that it might have been If there's something you love, you gotta let it be free Y'all are so annoying

I'm just a victim of tweet death Was I ever your type? And when we put this to bed The internet will go crazy I'm glad I know how you feel Cause I would ride for you, Anya Anya! You would ride for me? I would ride for Cause I would ride for you Anya Anya You would ride for me?

I know I'd ride for you I would ride for you Damn the twink death Wow I got a shot out Wait The twink death bar Goes fucking nuts Wait did you say

You experienced twink death Or Drew did? No Kai experienced twink death And he was never my type anyways Which is tea I was just hitting For the fuck of it Like I didn't give a fuck

And you know what The real tea of it all is Kai Yeah I'm on the fourth remix What? The fourth remix i'm on the fourth remix charlie and lord asked me to be on the remix they asked me to be on you know what's fucked up is like if by chance any of them hear any of that they're gonna be like what the why are you doing that also what prompted you to do that why did you do that dude she asked me she was like you have beef with josiah you should fix it she knows josiah well she was just like oh like all like

a bunch of industry she said a bunch of industry beef is getting squashed right now on my album so you should join yeah the lana and the lana azalea shit the kai drew and josiah shit no but but i literally i I was not joking. I'm on the fourth remix. I have it right here. You have a song too? Did that just... Oh. I was fucking everyone Just like you were saying I was meant to be free

You would hold me down real tight And I just couldn't even breathe I just needed some distance So I built up a fence I just built it really tall I didn't even want you in When I was running away I realized that I was gay

I just need my guy guy in my life And I wanted you to sigh I thought that I was dreaming When I first read your email but that's not true your heart my heart Let's take it back to the top because I'm more of a bottom. I just want you to use me. Why don't you just abuse me? You were feeling neglected and I totally get it. Now I know how you feel and I will ride for you, Kyle. Why didn't I get a mention in that one? Why didn't you mention me?

Because this is a deal between me and Kyle. He's just addressing our beef. Yeah, it's our beef. And you sound jealous, actually. You sound hella jealous because you didn't get a song. You don't have a song. If y'all have songs to each other, bitch, I got something for you. Yeah.

This is crazy. Oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, shit. I just. And use your fucking ears and listen, bitch. I can't get away from you

i just can't quit you see i picked the harder song by the way yeah this one is way harder you went crazy i'm so curious i need true spending all my nights alone wishing you would just come home deleting grinder off your phone I don't have that shit I don't have that shit I miss when it was just us two don't think I can live without Drew

hey everybody wants me holy shit everybody wants me I hate this so much everybody wants me I know all of the songs are about you I know all my nights alone wishing you would just come home deleting grinder off your phone Everybody wants me. I know all of the songs are about you. But I don't have that app, so it's okay.

Stupid. Dude, you fucking slid. Pale gray skin? I got body. for your dome i just need you to come home that part oh my faking for granted wait it is taken for granted that's what i'm saying oh my faking for granted pretty face and a perfect body

i'm so crazy what's what you want me i want you to fucking die not just true but also cut we almost had a perfect family now all i have is my misandry and i fuck everybody i know two for my heart and also my woes What? Dude Fuck you Dude, the end, what the fuck? that last note that shit sucks that last bar you sound like actually good like unironically like that's a good song but that last fucking note is crazy just feeling too serious i was like i need to

start screaming or something because this shit like feels like i'm trying hard also this is the audio i said i was going crazy i was listening to it i was like way i fucking slid like i actually listened to it like 26 times and i'm not kidding she listened to it like it was uh what's that antwar village song uh with the guy with the nails in his head tizo touchdown antwar village what the fuck are you talking about die antward like what were you bitch this song he has a song called like antwart village or something no he doesn't yes he does it's the one that rain was just like i actually like that that's third coast but he says something about like uh i don't fucking i don't care bro whatever ate. During the drop on Enya's, those like first eight bars are so fucking good. Aren't they crazy?

The delete and grind off your phone. I don't know why you're saying that because I literally don't have that on my fucking phone. That's crazy because if you go to recently deleted. Actually, no. If you go to the app store and you go to Grindr, it says re-download. Re-download. It doesn't say download. Oh, yeah.

It has the icon of the cloud. No. Yeah, it does and then if you go to his history on iCloud he's been having that app for like seven years no seven years so no actually actually like a decade unironically um but dude that was insane that we just like played back to back we played an album we played an album we played an ep for them no i can't wait for her to i know her ass is gonna hear that shit and like if i was her i would be like bro like you're disrespecting my art like fucking chill but i'm also like it's parody like you know you made it when you get a parody song made about

your music it's so good that people are like parodying it that was coming from my heart like actually yeah yeah once you added the reverb to enya's it like sounds it doesn't sound like a parody it sounds very real it sounds like i was really trying dude i was like so high and i was like hyper fixated on this dude like literally like it took like three hours to record hers uh-uh it took like an hour guys i was so tired by the end i was trying so hard when you left the room i like finished like the second half of that i did in the span of like 10 minutes when drew left the room because i was like okay i just need to get this over with because he's like knocking out on his bed yeah but i was trying so hard to be there for you i I was like, no, like this is lit. Like this is a movie. And I stayed awake.

What's up, Spotify? This is Javi. I remember this one time we were on tour. We didn't have any guitar picks and we didn't have time to go to the store. So we placed an order on Prime and it got there the next day ready for the show. Whatever you're into, it's on Prime. I was in my room like stressed out about the lyrics. I was like, no, like this isn't good enough.

It needs an arc. I wish you would have seen how stressed I was about the lyrics. When I couldn't get like certain fucking like melodies right, I was like having a condition fit. Like during the drop, like I recorded that, I'm not kidding, like 26 times and deleted everything I was doing because I couldn't get like how Lorde was doing the melodies, like where she was going up instead of down. So I just like fuck it it's literally that's how I even

found out this was happening because I wasn't supposed to know but I kept hearing Drew talking and at first I was playing Fortnite so I thought he was just on the phone but then he kept like repeating shit I was like what is he doing and I went to his room and I heard him like singing and then I saw that the mic and everything was on his bed and I was like what are you doing he was like oh nothing like whatever and I was like obviously at this point i had heard it and i was like what are you doing though what are you doing because i heard him mention kai so i was like these motherfuckers are making music without me like i literally i literally just felt like a kid i felt left out and i was like i want something like me too what about me well if it makes you

feel better you objectively made the best song and then kai's is the second best and then mine is the third worst dude the timing getting fucked up halfway through i couldn't figure out how to fix it your twink death bar goes so crazy for real um well that was our album uh coming to streaming services if charlie will let us very soon please no i don't need anybody to have that on their phone girl that shit is getting downloaded and put on youtube immediately oh my god but well taco bell count your fucking days freak bitches i swear to fucking god taco bell like i'm not even fucking playing anymore like i've actually had Fuck you Taco Bell, I hate you Taco Bell. I fucking hate you Taco Bell. I've had it up to literally here with Taco Bell.

No, but for real, like bitch, I've been trying to get that fucking Cheez-It Crunchwrap Supreme. I fucking hate Crunchwrap Supremes. I think they're the worst item on the Taco Caca Bell menu. Like fuck them. Can't do it. Don't like it. But I was going to give it a chance because I wanted the Cheez-It Tostada, like the big fucking massive Cheez-Its.

Because I've been heavy, like loving Cheez-Its recently. Like it's been on my mind heavily. Like I get that snack now. It's part of my like gas station convenience store order. What? What? Dude. And I bet because I've been like Cheez- cheeses have been on my mind lately like the

way you're talking with cheeses and goldfish like i swear to god they're like the best like snacks right now snoops um but i've ordered it twice now and the first time i was like you know what like it was late like and it was a new item yeah it was a new item i'm like okay they forgot to put the fucking Cheez-It inside of my Crunchwrap. I'm not eating a Crunchwrap without a Cheez-It inside of it because they're rancid.

They taste like fucking boiled, whatever. Boiled cock and balls is what I was going to say. Salty cock and balls. But so I didn't eat it. And then I ate the burrito because it came with a burrito

inside the box and it had fucking hella refried beans in it. And I hate refried beans. Like refried beans in it and i hate refried beans like refried beans are their trauma for me if you really want me to get into it i was forced to eat refried bean burritos and cans of refried beans every day for like three and a half four years the thing is you're not joking no i'm being dead serious i fucking hate refried it kind of makes sense because I feel like you were a kid who needed protein. So I think I would force my kid to eat that too. Yeah.

I need protein now. You need peanut butter. I want to eat scoops of peanut butter like all day, but I just keep forgetting to buy peanut butter. Like I literally keep forgetting to buy it. But anyways, I ordered it again because so Rain and Inya went out to In-N-Out too. And I wanted to go. In-N- wanted to go it was the best night of my fucking life like i'm not kidding it literally reset something in my brain like it gave me an

extra push i needed because a day before like that day actually i had a two-hour session with my therapist i have been down so bad seeing psychiatrists soon like i need help and then rain was like let's get you out of the house. Like, let's go have fun. So we went and watched Inside Out too. But I was like, I need to be really high for this. So we both got high and there was a Taco Bell

right next to the theater. So we were like, we should go to the Taco Bell, get the Cheez-Its, like new, like special menu items and then bring it into the theater because like the theater

was going to be empty. It was midnight. Yeah, it was like a late showing. We were stuck in the Taco Bell for so fucking long that we both started getting high in the taco bell and i'm not kidding it felt like i had crossed a new line of a dimension like the people in there the people filtering in and out were freaking me the fuck out because i was like it literally was like new genre of characters like there was this one guy with long hair and like a shave down the middle that had like kind of grown out and he was yelling at the workers because he was like a door

dasher and they wouldn't give him his like his thing. And like he like threw a fit and yelled at them and then left. And then two minutes later came back. It was like, no, seriously, can I get my stuff though? Because they were like so busy. It was taking so long. We were in there for 30 fucking minutes. But we finally get our Taco Bell and we didn't get drinks because we're putting all of the

Taco Bell into like this big fucking bag Rain had. And we're like, well, we'll just get like drinks at the movie theaters. We were so fucking late. And it was such a late showing that by the time we were going into the theater, the doors were closed. We had to like bang on the doors till a worker came out from the back to open it. And they had turned off all the soda machines. So we had to eat our Taco Bell with with water which to me is like fucking insane because at this point if i'm having taco

bell not pushing it down with the soda the fuck am i doing we got in there i'm not kidding the way i felt watching that movie was exactly how i felt when i watched spider-man 2 into the spider verse like the second one that was like a very significant moment in his life i couldn't believe transcendental i was watching that movie and i was like a very significant moment in his life i couldn't believe transcendental i was watching that movie and i was like movie magic god is good it's so real it was good it was amazing granted i was so fucking high so but they missed the fucking first 15 minutes of the movie which is the best part of the fucking movie because the sexy dad is like picking other dudes up at hockey matches they bring him back yes like and they brought him back in a big way i don't give a fuck about that man i don't give a fuck to see that man okay like i do you're just mad you didn't see that is what drew cares

about most no unironically that's why he wants to see the movie yeah i want to see him on the big screen on the silver so they added new emotions yeah did they add like horny for it's a kid's movie kai yeah that's really funny actually oh no yeah this is you're over it was like a joke i didn't think it through i'm sorry i just thought in my head you guys like burst out laughing um fuck what was i gonna say oh so basically i had the best night ever and i got to try the new cheese at menu items from taco bell i actually had two of the cheese at tostadas and then drew on the parallel i i wanted to match their energy in a way i was gonna go but it was a late night showing and i'm geriatric at this point it's a 10 p.m show yeah that means you you get home at midnight at at the very earliest and i'm like i need to be in bed

at midnight and rotting by then so i can be asleep by 1 a.m but and i also knew like i was gonna get trapped into going to rain's house for like six hours so i was just like no i'm just i mean it was awesome with her house she made she gave me blueberry muffin ice cream with crumble top and then we watched like every beyonce video ever yeah that sounds so that is that is basically i got in the car and i was literally like that is basically the greatest like that is basically the greatest night of my life yeah and i missed it and so i wanted to match your energy so i got my fucking uh second attempt at getting the cheese at crunchwrap supreme and they didn't put the fucking cheese it inside of it and i'm like literally what the fuck like i'm like i you think you have

a hex i have a hex like they're not giving me my fucking food and my orders like i'm over i'm literally over it so taco bell counts your fucking day well also their their crunch wrap this is the like longest conversation about taco bell ever had on like any podcast but their crunch wrap supreme with the cheese it like you literally just can't taste it in there so there's a chance it was in there but it's fucking mushy nasty caca like exploded diaper like that's what that is but i substituted beef for chicken and i found out that y'all did the same and i was like wow but we did shredded chicken did you do the cubed or shredded i did shredded yeah the slow roasted shredded shredded chicken on the fucking cheese it tostada. Come on. We're like this.

What the fuck is that motion? It's like we're connected. We're like this. Scissoring? No, connected. Do girls scissor? Oh my god. I wouldn't fucking know. I don't know why you're asking me. Okay.

The stuff girls do together no idea not a fucking clue like never even thought about it or seen it you're acting very guilty right now it's kind of creeping me out um did you see the uh time traveler uh stopped the ceiling yeah yeah we saw it my only song of the week is literally just ribs by lord because that song is a fucking classic dude i fucking love that song that goes hard as fuck the comment was like drew's gonna lose his mind when he sees no it was very demonic like i didn't like the i don't like that people just do that on their iphones like it reminds me of at the beginning of tiktok i saw this tiktok where a girl was like

using like cap cut to edit herself like shooting up and like all this stupid stuff and then the caption was i cannot believe iphones let uncles make this kind of stuff now because every time you see a video like that when it's serious, it's like some random uncle in the middle of nowhere. Oh, my God. I'm the random uncle. Yeah. Oh, my God. I'm like freaky. You're the like weird ass uncle.

Oh, my fucking God. I keep forgetting that I'm like not a kid. No, you're the weird-ass gunkle, though. I wish we had that planned and we had an air pressure thing to inject me out. Do we have air pressure? Oh, my God, bro. oh my god bro um it sounds like the world is ending outside right now i know like everything ever is happening um but anyways uh i watched uh triple r rrr the bollywood movie kaya have you seen it yet dude that shit it's a masterpiece it's so fucking good it is so sick um i could not tap in bruh

someone i'm not kidding the demon from that fucking video is breaking in right now i heard me talking about him dude that that movie it like single-handedly. Sorry, that was my dump truck. Okay. I sat down and just shook the earth. Yeah. My fat fucking ass, man. It's so girthy. It's so ginormous and heavy.

You're not supposed to describe your ass as girthy. It's big. It's dense. Yeah, it's a dense ass. It's thick. You do have a big, perfect bubble butt. Anyway, that movie was so good. That felt like painful coming out of your mouth.

You didn't even want to say that. It's just like a part of you now. Yeah. I couldn't get into that movie. But I think I came since I came home late. Yeah, you missed like the first half. Yeah, so I missed like the hype leading up to it. Yeah, you need the lore.

And I just walked in on it. And instead of paying attention, I went into the kitchen and I made my dinner, which was a tuna sandwich, olives, some chicken nuggets and a few fries. And I sat right next to Josie eating it. And all he did was complain for like 20 minutes that I was eating the stinkiest meal. It was so rank, bro. It was really fucking good, though. Tuna and olives is really good.

And they are the stinkiest foods I could possibly be eating You literally eat resident evil food Yeah maybe you could add vegetables next time Oh my god Who the fuck are you talking to? And yet doesn't eat vegetables You're literally becoming subordinate Like you were

Oh yeah right right I'm just looking out for you because there's a lot of Miner minerals and vitamins bitch i eat vegetables the fuck i've never seen i've never seen her i've never seen you eat vegetables exactly oh it says mr fucking i've seen you i have lettuce inside of my crunch wrap let's talk about that salad and tomatoes i've seen you eat synthetic gummies that are shaped like vegetables yeah and it was fucking good every single time wait do i eat vegetables no yeah i do fuck you bitch i eat vegetables the fuck sounds like someone who doesn't eat no i eat salads guys seriously like i love a good salad i ate salads you ate like past

period no i ate point blank period that part um but yeah rrr was sick um a very relatable movie i feel like i'm the main guy i feel like i just am i embody him no but that was like a cute best friend story um i didn't know like bollywood movies are like super homoerotic like that like there were a bunch of moments where i was like damn they ain't the fuck and kids right now like i don't think it i don't think it was homoerotic i think you might have just been projecting No I felt like that to me Well I wanted them to kiss like who doesn't They kept falling on top of each other and like straddling each other And I was like alright

What are you gonna do now It was a vibe If you're already there you might as well go for it Get the fuck away from me bitch um ladders are like 300 by the way ladders are so expensive ladders are the biggest scam we've ever had and like i'm sorry we need to get down to the bottom of this because i did not understand how expensive ladders were until i was watching my favorite channel on YouTube, Evan and Caitlyn.

Shout out Evan and Caitlyn. They will never see this because they would never venture on this side of the internet because they are so fucking normal. The queen and the king. I want to see them kiss. That's my queen and king. Yeah, they've kissed before on videos.

You're not tapped in the way I am. No, and yeah, I'm not kidding. I will look at Enya's laptop when she's laying in bed the next morning you're not tapped in the way i am no and yeah i'm not kidding i will look at inya's laptop and like when she's laying in bed the next morning and i'll look at like the channel because she's always on that fucking channel and every single video is watched all the way through to the very every one of them multiple times there's not a video on their channel i have not watched that is like 25 minutes yeah they're some of them are like an hour.

They're like really long. And it takes me like they put me like that channel puts me to sleep. They are so comforting to me. Like I understand when people find like a comfort creator or comfort content. That is my comfort content. I put that on and I go to sleep and it takes me days to finish a video because I will like fall asleep mid video. I've been watching their last video for the past five days because i just fall asleep at the same part every time and i always start it over and it's amazing and i love them um but they were talking about ladders

why are they so fucking expensive like i actually a hundred dollars for a ladder to me that's ludicrous like that oh it's only a hundred the cheaper ones are 100 and then the really stable good ones are up to like 300 350 that makes sense the fuck is that 350 dollars for like engineering yeah it's engineering they're math producing that shit like why do i why does somebody have to pay more for their safety as somebody with a family who uses ladders all the time in their places of work why are you pushing up and bumping up the prices so that somebody is safe and doesn't fall to their fucking death when they're already doing a job that is so labor intensive like y'all have me fucked up and that's my stance on that

claps my dad had actual chills i didn't know it was this expensive we couldn't even keep the lights on like you need to stop buying these fucking ladders like no i knew a kid growing up that his dad fell off a ladder and died when we were in like fifth grade i think it happens he's on my baseball team my dad's fallen off a ladder like working on a roof so many times and like he'll always call me like i'm going to the hospital we had a santa decoration for christmas that um was like s like Santa Claus was like hanging or it was supposed to be my dad dressed as Santa Claus and he was hanging lights across like our house and the ladder was tipped over and he was just like hanging on we just filled like it looked like a mannequin like hanging on but it looked very real and like I'm not kidding like the first day was up like

five people within the first like 30 minutes of it being finished pulled over and like i'm not kidding like the first day was up like five people within the first like 30 minutes of it being finished pulled over and like called the cops and shit like because it looked like a guy was hanging there i'll try to find a picture of it um but yeah fucking pranked that's what you get for having empathy literally literally empathy is like technically a bad thing what do you mean it's a bad thing? It's bad to put yourself in other people's shoes. No, that's like an important part. Yeah, because what if they have foot fuck in their foot?

That's what I was going to say. That's literally what I was going to say because you could get sweaty feet and shit. You're saying you shouldn't have empathy because you could get sweaty feet? Also, what if your shoes don't fit me? Empathy is putting yourself in other people's shoes. Yeah. It's like putting yourself in other people's shoes and sharing shoes is gross that's what i'm saying also if somebody has smaller feet than me then it's going to be impossible for me to put my feet in like how

am i going to fit in that yeah no empathy is it's more than just a figure of speech it's like what is a figure of speech a finger of speech i didn't say finger of speech why are you talking about fingering in you oh wow it's actually how weird i have no idea how you just did that but it was impressive um well when i was in seventh grade i wrote a paper research paper on assisted suicide and the teacher never looked at me the same again how old are you seventh grade how old is seventh grade that's like 12 yeah 12 i think might have been earlier because i don't remember being in the middle school no it was like i didn't tell my fucking birth mom when i was like six or seven that if i worked in an office i would kill myself like i'm i can't i can't even no it was it was a

fucking vibe and also like it was about this specific clinic in switzerland i'm sure there's more now maybe it wasn't switzerland i can't remember anymore but it was some european country that like i think it is switzerland you would pay yeah because they still do that yeah you pay like thousands and thousands of dollars to just be put to sleep and i thought it was so fascinating and i was arguing that it should be a right to assisted suicide when i was in seventh grade and she called my parents and it was tea they should have known then that i was fucked up they should have known then that I was fucked up. They should have known then that I was not playing. Being crazy.

I'm so fucking crazy. I was not playing about that shit. Well, you're fucking here, so you're actually not even about shit. Well, you can change your reality by thinking thoughts. Positive thoughts. Yeah. No, dead serious. Leading with joy.

Dead serious. You can change your reality. You can shit. We are constantly shifting realities. And I mean that very genuinely. Every single time you think a thought, it affects your reality. And so say you're having a bunch of negative thoughts for the past week. Today, try thinking positive. And every time you catch yourself thinking negative thoughts, switch those to positive thoughts and watch your reality

literally change. I'm telling you, manifestation is very real. 369 Nikola Tesla method, three times in the morning, six times in the afternoon, nine times at night. Write down your affirmations. We got to write. Bro, the problem is I swear to God,

I don't think I can think of that many positive things. Like I- No, you do one like sentence. It's like, I want health and wealth. And you write it three times, six times, nine times. I was going to say, that's like sentence it's like i want health and wealth and you write it three times six times nine times say that's like that's not getting done yeah that's just not getting done one thing about me is i'm gonna i'm gonna say something negative there is not i was what is 15 18 positive things i could say i genuinely don't think there is like no that is a lie i am very grateful for my life i am very grateful for every single person watching this podcast i was thinking

about that last night i was like we don't talk about that i'm like enough like how thankful we are to have people that tune in every we were talking about it last night i was like i can't like at a point where i feel like satisfied just doing the podcast and i don't wake up and get scared if people care about me or like actually think i'm funny or anything because we have the podcast so i am grateful for that and i'm like thank you so much for fucking tuning in and changing our lives the thing is i'm very grateful but i am uh sad against my own will but that is changing soon hopefully coming soon new era of my brain chemistry coming soon we're putting her on lithium it's gonna be a vibe i'll let y'all know what i get told maybe most likely not anyways here's my review for inside out too and i meant

this with my fucking chest like i like i was laughing typing this out but i actually meant this i said movie magic seriously this movie blows me away i'm left with no words i will choose to lead with joy and allow my imagination to run free and that i've been living on the high of that movie like i i might watch that movie again because it made me happy um so i just need to find more things that make me happy does the inside out dad take his shirt off bro i don't give a fuck about him like he literally like low-key he should leave the fucking family at this point because i don't care how about that you just said you were gonna lead with joy and now you're leading with anger well y'all are pissing me off it's hard to lead with joy and now you're leading with anger. Well, y'all are pissing me off.

It's hard to lead with joy when you have stupid bitches all around you. Like it's really hard. No one talks about that. Like everyone's always like, oh, Anya's annoying. She's a bitch, blah, blah, blah. Have you ever thought that like the bitches put on me? Like the idiots in my life just make me so angry. Yeah. Drew's upset upset i get it i'm super fucking stupid kai likes being degraded um okay well addison ray guys come on like seriously addison ray you lit up

for a second addison ray has superstar aura y'all i'm not kidding like i've seen her out a few times and had a couple conversations with her and there was a specific moment we went to this birthday party and no one was fucking dancing on the dance floor so me and inya bit the fucking bullet and went to go dance on the dance floor. And then shortly after Addison and her homie came and joined us on the dance floor. And I just was like, Oh my God, she's so free.

She has superstar aura. Like she will be a star. Count your fucking day. She already is a star, but like she, she just has that like it quality where I was just like looking at her and I was like, fuck dude.

Like she's so sick. I mean like I don't know her personally enough to know this, but she just feels like she has that good brain chemistry and i'm so jealous of that like i am so envious of that like she seems like such a secure person lock the fuck and i am so jealous of that she's simply free i know she's she just seems happy like every time i've spoken to her i'm like wow this is like a genuinely sweet and happy person and i'm so envious of that um because i wish i was happy addison come on the pod so you can teach us your ways i don't think she's gonna want to come after a day like that i don't know if i told you this but i went to the brat concert and she performed

uh one of the songs she has a song with charlie xcx and i was at the concert and i saw it live she was screaming yeah she was screaming because she fucking saw you you know addison ray fucking screamed on that stage because she looked at you she didn't she was terrified kyle no she didn't that's a part of the song that's been a part of that day too i'm assuming you were like i was in the studio you were like the runner you're like oh do you want cookies water or anything no i was and you came in i was actually the muse the opposite of the muse i'm a muse for a lot of powerful women whoa i am it's true well you are scared of women i can be both i can be oh wait i can be okay if y'all actually want to know where my brain's at this is where i'm at anything you like okay so i have this i wrote this the

other day oh my god and i'll we'll insert it but it says duality of man about to sound insane so i should warn you if i this was for my close friends i didn't end up posting it because i was like okay i need to like go touch grass. Like I don't want, I don't want my friends to actually think I'm crazy. I'm about to sound insane, so I should warn you if I do sound like I'm losing it, I probably am. And then I said, had such a roller coaster of emotions just now where I was so present that I found myself looking around this Uber's car and thinking about how everything around me is real and I can actually touch it with my hands, which then left me to a very intense thought about the fact that the man driving is indeed alive. And then I wondered if he ever thinks about how his job

possibly saves lives on a daily basis when someone decides to Uber instead of driving under the influence. And I needed to know the stats. And I was like, wow, Ubers are literally so undervalued. They're actually so important to then come to the realization that my head kept slamming into my seat because my driver is absolutely hauling ass going double the speed limit and then slamming on his brakes every light and swerving around every car in sight and then i have a picture of him going 44 in a 25 and it's a picture of stats that say ride share services like uber have led to a 6.1 decrease in drunk driving accidents which is actually very interesting um but yeah i went from being like extremely grateful and like wow this is amazing to fearing

for my life and extremely car sick because i'm not kidding i have not hit my head on the back of a car also the newer cars like something about them like y'all need to get your fucking because they are so wrong why am i sick in every bitch's car now like anytime i'm in a tesla the suspension literally makes me want to die i kill myself being in the back seat of a tesla is like literally a death sentence to me like it is going to make me sick um i'm gonna be sick that's where my brain is at i'm not kidding sitting in that car i was looking at everything and so i don't know if i think this is like a normal thought. But sometimes I find myself

looking at somebody and I'm trying to like, it feels like I'm trying to ground myself, but I'll be looking out the window of a car just like walking around and looking at people. And I'll look at a person and in my head, I'm like, okay, I know that person is real. Like they are definitely real. I know they have feelings. I know whatever. But the thing that makes me really connect to another person is i think about like if they touched this they would feel exactly what my hand is feeling i think about that like yeah when they wet their hands like they feel like the exact same feeling like unless you have nerve damage or i don't know i'm sure there are people actually who don't but like i was thinking that

in the car i was like wow so many people have sat in this seat and felt exactly what i feel under my body right now and like it touching the door and they've also looked at the door and like analyzed for like the door like think about this think about this every human being has touched their genitals and then touched the doorknob and you've touched a doorknob that genital hands have touched well that's why i'm fucking scared of you motherfuckers and i wash my hands all the time and when i'm in a public bathroom especially i use paper towel to open the door even in our house sometimes like i'll use the towel that's on the door and like grab the handle because i get scared when i was super young i

remember like uh freaking out to my science teacher um talking about how we all taste and see the same colors and da da da da da and he was like i mean that's not necessarily true like you could see different from every single person in the world but since it's your reality and how you perceive reality it's normal to you and i was just like whoa like we all do perceive this world in different ways yeah i think that's why i always like think about touch because when i think about taste i'm like people have such specific standards for what they think tastes good and doesn't taste the timu fortnight cart cured my cilantro aversion i would actually love a Fortnite vape. Y'all see all the pesticides inside of them now? The vapes?

Yeah. Or the carts. The carts. Oh, yeah. But there's definitely pesticides in a vape, too. Bro, this is like straight up we're smoking cybernetics and carbonation. Yeah. What did I say the other day?

What tastes like vapes? Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. We were eating something, I think. Oh, my God. No, wait. We had to think about this. I'm going this freak out oh no we were talking about fucking melons like oh cantaloupe cantaloupe yeah cantaloupe tastes

like vapes bro like it literally tastes like it literally does they just have a vape that's flavored like a watermelon or no no no not watermelon cantaloupe specifically tastes like fucking shit and we were saying he flipped me off go home and you're not being paid for the rest of the day go home actually you're not being paid for today at all go fucking home and kai can't i know i fucking shut down i pushed it too far what were the quality of kai cam no no no it just went up we just fixed it um but yeah we were saying like putting cantaloupe on a fruit tray is so fucking disrespectful. Nobody eats that shit. It's for the flies to lay their fucking larva and to sweat and make juice on the bottom of the plate.

Like it's horrible. Cantaloupe juice. Like I hate it. I hate cantaloupe. It tastes so nasty. But I eat it. The thing, yeah, because like I was going to say it tastes so nasty, but it's not even that it tastes nasty. It just has such a specific taste that I'm never like i need that right now like

because if it's around and i'm like fuck i'll just eat it but i don't think there's been a day of my life that i haven't thought about spongebob in the last 25 years like he is so like or even reference something from spongebob like oh i think I literally did in the beginning of the episode. I was like, indoors. And I said, I need it. Yeah. Like it's so ingrained. Fishy, fishy. Yeah, fishy, fishy too.

Fuck, I'm not playing. We need to re-watch SpongeBob. I know, it's like a banger. And they need to release a new yellow character because it's been long enough. Like you've seen that meme graphic. We have the Simpsons. Yeah, the Simpsons um spongebob can't

think of any other minions well there's a bunch of yellow characters technically the new one but i'm saying past minions like we need to release the minions will never sit right with me i think it's just like too it was like past when we were going to the movies winnie the pooh sweetie big bird homer simpson charlie brown but i loved eeyore because i felt like you understood me and it was because eeyore wanted to kill himself jake the dog flounder jake the dog and finn the human i loved adventure time did you watch it when it was on TV? Nope. I never. I still have only watched the first nine episodes. And I think... What?

I loved Adventure Time. I try. I cannot get in. Everybody that watches it and has watched it is like, Drew, that is a show made for you. It is perfect. It is designed for your brain. And I just cannot get through it for some reason.

I will say I watched it when I was younger and it was airing on TV. I don't think i would re-watch it because like i don't need that right now um but a cartoon i still do watch is the misadventures of flapjack because that shit is still funny to me like i'm sorry that shit is so funny because it's so weird and scary and i don't understand why i liked it so much but i also do i would re-watch Chowder and I also watched Steven Universe. I think they're releasing a new season.

You watched Steven Universe. I was a Steven Universe fan. And you're telling me you don't know what scissoring is and you watched Steven Universe. What? No. Never. I couldn't even imagine putting Okay.

Well... Shit. We had people come into our house, and every time they come into our house, they go into my room. And when they're in my fucking room, they hide this specific Harry Potter toy. I think they think it's demonic or something

because Orion also got us, got us holy water from the Vatican and I have it on display and I've blessed my bed. I don't know how the fuck I'm using it, but I've spritzed it on my bed before because I'm like, girl, like anything, please, please just give me hope. Please, I'm begging you any good luck please um and i kind of had it hidden in between my perfumes not on

purpose just on accident and i had the card and they hid my fucking harry potter toy i think they think it's like a demon or something because they threw like launched it behind the plants in my corner and it's always back there when they leave and then they put the fucking holy water on display in front of my 3d printer they put the card up and they put the holy water bottle up and they were like see this is the this is the right path stay away from that harry potter demon yeah they do like every time because i have the pope uh bookmark and like the little card that orion got us when she was in was it rome yeah um and they do the same thing with my bookmark because i'll have it but it's annoying because they'll like it'll be peeking out of a book and they'll sometimes just take it out and i'm like why would you do that

like i was reading that book yeah literally also i stink right now if anybody was wondering it's so hot and i forgot to put on deodorant and i stink i haven't put on deodorant in like four four weeks and i haven't showered in like two i haven't wiped my ass in like eight years oh my god you're back to that shit i like the crust yeah i like it too i've been microdosing the sun recently i'm serious like every morning and every time i nap the sun is beaming on my skin and i for sure have melanoma um brewing in my body because i get sunburned when i'm laying in my fucking bed i literally get a sunburn when i'm in bed it's crazy every morning i'm like i have to go to sleep with fucking sunscreen on or some shit because like i get cooked alive like i i try to nap like once a day and my nap yesterday was the most miserable

i've ever been in my life like dripping i sweat from my face a lot so my face was like dripping sweat but also my entire body like if i had gotten out of bed there would have been like a stain of sweat where i was laying because it was so fucking hot i couldn't even fall asleep bro it was horrible you need to get fucking curtains i know i really do but i'm like also like fuck that house i want to leave so bad like i hate that i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it um also don't forget to apologize to the universe she's listening she truly is listening at all moments of the day okay uh but what if you've never done anything like wrong i mean even if

you have a cocky thought you should apologize hey you know you might find that the societal ideas of right and wrong are so skewed and to think that you were leading your life only making the right decisions instead of bad decisions is very toxic for your mental health because you need both good and bad to find balance that's why i'm scared of fucking heaven bro it's gonna be so painful not having any bad shit happen to you for real the thing is i do find so much joy in complaining like it's like a prison it's literally like a prison i'm telling you it's it freaks me the fuck out but what if they thought about that for heaven? I better be like high on a Percocet every fucking day. I'm up there with no tolerance building up.

What if like the strain of happiness and satisfaction you feel is like substantial and nuanced? Honestly, I will say it's the kind of happiness and joy and laughter I feel from being high. That sounds lit. Because even when I'm high and I'm really happy. That's what I'm saying. Every like 40 minutes, there's a moment where i'm like i'm being crazy i'm so high and i'm scaring everybody and everybody knows i'm high i'm crazy and then those two minutes pass and i'm like it doesn't even matter i'm so crazy and then i go back to being happy so if that's what heaven is like

honestly i'll take like 40 minutes throughout my 24 hours of being scared you know what i hope heaven is like a place on earth with you heaven is a place on earth with you well for the things you've done in this lifetime i fear you won't be going to heaven that's okay because i have you here now okay it's actually okay because i have a plus one oh he has a Zach Biavito to heaven. Yeah. The Zach Biavito. Ew! They let me into heaven because I had the Zach Biavito. The Zach Bia. Zach Ianna Grande.

Okay, last thing I want to talk about is I want to be swaddled like a baby. I want someone to adult swaddle me, and then I want them to like roll the fart out of my tummy with my legs like i want all of that done like not even on some infantilization yeah not even some creepy shit i saw this video of this girl with her baby on her lap going like this with her baby and i was like that would feel so fucking good like i would do anything if i could shrink down and like be swaddled around and carried like a baby i feel like it would do exactly what like a massage would do for me but better because it would be coming from love i think i just want um love yeah i've never got the joy of being a child i've always

been expected to be an adult and it's hurting it's hurting in your adult life yeah i'm sorry but i don't give a fuck honestly this is my fucking life my life's a fucking joke actually my life is pretty awesome um so literally you have a top 0.03 percent life yeah but nobody even knows what i drew sigh up corner oh y'all thought i was gonna do stand-up y'all thought i was but nobody even knows what I do. Drew Psy up corner. Oh, y'all thought I was going to do stand-up. Y'all thought I was going to do... My God. Go.

Go. Sorry. Vibrator died. Gonna fart with a pair of skinny jeans on instead. Or you could just play Fortnite. There's one part in fortnite that the control shake the controller shakes like violently um you could just do that i i would rather do that um by the time you get what i'm on i'm on something else

that's just a deep actually that's just a factual statement that's like deep actually. That's just a factual statement. That's really deep. I can go without sex, but that damn Dr. Pepper is a whole different story. I swear you said this. I feel like for the last three weeks you've alluded to Dr. Pepper being really important. No, I can be asexual,

but I cannot be a Dr. Pepper. Wait, wait, wait. What was that old TikTok important no i'm i can be asexual but i cannot be a dr pepper a little wait wait without dr tiktok where the girl was like she called herself a coca-cola or something it was the girl who was obsessed with coca-cola oh fuck you know what i'm talking about dude that's on the tip of my tongue shit i'm on the tip of your tongue hey yo uh coca-cola it's not coca-cola bottle what is that my pepsi tastes like cherry cola my pepsi tastes like cherry you'll know what we're talking about let us know it's a girl who's obsessed with coca-cola and she kept making videos about it it's like it's almost like body is tea like no it's coca-cola or something like that it's like along those lines keep going i'm gonna try and find it i'm gonna do my best

fuck what is it it's like body is tea so every bitch is like talking about some diet fucking coke no this girl was real she went true to herself and she believed in regular coca-cola y'all need to chill the fuck out with that diet coke shit i saw actually i cannot talk shit about this because i literally flew like 10 000 slim gyms across the country and tsa freaked the fuck out and thought i was carrying bombs but it was a bunch of slim gyms but i saw someone literally carrying enough diet coke to supply them for two weeks and they drink 10 cans of diet coke a day and i was like there's no way i was like that's what she claimed i was like you are out of your fucking mind but her suitcase i mean it was like it was the most diet coke i've ever seen in my life what is up with diet coke i feel like that tastes like fucking ass it's like a cult following though like

if there's people it's a personality trait it's identity politics i'm not kidding it is literally ed culture manifesting into like weird ideologies and i've always felt that about diet coke is like to me diet coke is just ed culture and i'm like that shit doesn't taste good literally let yourself be free let your fucking body have what it wants like free yourself like diet diet coke more like can can i get a diet coke more like can i get a diet cock okay keep going because you're diet cock would that be a small one or would it be like yours okay tiny because it's good for you no because it has aspartame and it's borderline carcinogenic you're saying there's sugar alcohols in my peanut i mean soda in general is not good for you but

actually don't give a fuck because y'all see me puff on this vape every fucking five minutes on this and you know what's crazy is i'm gonna live longer than unfortunately i'm gonna live longer than every single person it's like the cat theory i'm gonna outlive everybody i feed my cat such high like whatever and cat food but the cats i love the longest are the ones that are eating like shit from a butt like fucking like hand like the whiskers whatever the fuck it is canned cat whiskers yeah like that that like random shit from the gas station and i'm sitting here giving like a Zool like prime food. You gave him Logan Paul prime energy drink for food? No, please.

Please no. Did that look real? Yes, it was. Movie magic. Movie fucking magic, y'all. But what were we saying diet coke um diet cock something popped into my head oh have you ever actually looked at like a soda in its eye and like really like took in like what you're consuming because it's literally like swamp water and then have you ever like tasted the flavors of

like coke because it is rancid it's almost it almost tastes like black liquid well no i don't have that because i don't drink flat coke you drink flat coke so you're getting all the notes that are scary i'm drinking it when it's crisp and cold as fuck and it's burning the back of my throat and it almost feels when you think about it it's almost like a really good hit of a puff bar like it does the same thing to my body, and that's why I love it. You ever had a Coke puff? No, because I'm not fucking disgusting. We ate Coca-Cola.

Oh, my fucking God. We ate Coca-Cola. I can't believe I forgot this, y'all. Last thing before we get into media. I finally got the Swedish candy bonbons, and it was so divine. It was so delicious. I wish I made a little vlog out of it, but I'm 26

years old and a grown-ass man with a mustache so I will not be vlogging. But it was so yummers. It was yummersville. There is something funny about like a grown-ass man with a mustache vlogging. Here's what I do in my day. Welcome to my

what I eat in a day. I'm like, ew, put that shit down. That's so Silver Lake coded. Media of the week. Eek, eek, eek. Okay, so mine is Triple R. Go check out that movie. It's a masterpiece. 4.5 to 5

out of 5 stars. Perfect. Ren Faire docuseries it's a masterpiece 4.5 to 5 out of 10 or out of 5 stars perfect ren fair docu-series um by what is his name like lans oppenheimer or some shit like that i swear to god he is our verner herzog what he is doing to documentary has never been done before it is earth shattering groundbreaking um and it's it feels like he is like directing a movie but it's a documentary like the way it looks the way it feels the way it runs it's like i saw werner herzog in an interview talking about how like to how he makes his documentaries like almost have a story and he was saying uh yeah he was saying that like he um almost goes into the documentary with like a story that with the story that he wants lined out and so what he does is when he's like talking to the people he's

interviewing he's like okay now deliver it like you're sad okay now deliver that line like you're angry now deliver that line like da da da da da and he gets a bunch of takes um from these like random people so he can go back and edit later and like edit the story together with their emotions and it feels like this oppenheimer dude is doing that in a way except way more technical um and it's really fucking cool but that documentary is so sick then he did sperm world and then he did one about that um that old folks home that's like a documentary about your life you asked for a bitch you're so good at a wet fart it's crazy um well my media of the week is inside out too

inside out true more like inside out drew kai got me bent inside out he bent me the fuck over and turned my guts around hey it's true yeah frick have y'all ever heard of self-respect but no yeah i can tell oblivious by aztec camera speed trials elliot smith every day the sea and cake cake cake cake cake and i want to lick the icing off honestly honestly i think that's it yeah oh i saw todd rudgren it was amazing stood up and god said by him are really good and i think you know is that the song yeah so good mine is cold little heart by michael kawanaka kiwanuka kiwanuka um I just like the little beat in the beginning of that song And that's the only song

That I got She got away She got away Alright Fucking bye Damn And you'd be like Cause I would ride for you and your My damn! And you'd be like...