Emergency Intercom - Reflecting On Our Years - Happy New Year!

Episode Date: December 30, 2022

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Hey Spotify, this is Javi. My biggest passion is music. And it's not just sounds and instruments. It's more than that to me. It's a world full of harmonies with chillers. From streaming to shopping so it's a little jarring and a little um hard for me to comprehend exactly what we're filming today but it'll be good but i wanted to start off with this is for real the last time you see me with the flum flow and i bought an ugly or a cute disgusting one that tastes disgusting

literally looks like a matcha latte like it looks like when you go to a really nice matcha bar and they're like we put a little milk then you put the matcha then you put more yeah but for real this time i'm literally like um your addicts friend that is like no like i'm seriously done smoking like it's for real and then you go two weeks and then they're back on it and it's just nothing is ever said um but for real this time because the flavored vapes are banned in california starting january 1st so next time you see me, we'll be in Texas. Or I guess I'll be in Texas because we're doing a Zoom episode. But next time you see me in person in LA, vapes are banned. Is that really going to happen, though?

Or is it like when they said they were going to ban Juul pods and then it didn't happen? I think it's really going to happen because all of the smoke shops are, like, taking preparations. Like, everyone I've been to has been like, yeah, they're banned January 1st. And I've asked the same thing, like, Jules, and they were like, no. But Jules is such, like, a big company, and, like, they were just,

it was probably just a takedown by Big Tobacco anyways, or, like, an attempt to take them down, and it just, like, failed. Yeah, it didn't work. They lobbied in Congress or some shit. But I think flum floats are dead i pray what is this new little logo like it's just ut like university of texas they're made on the campus in texas oh they have like 20 year olds making them yeah that actually freaked me

out the other day because speaking of new year i've been saying i'm 24 because like i just i always like a month or two before start saying my like age that's coming because i like hate it i i hate getting to that age and then trying to transition into it and then it takes me like three months to do it do you get what i'm saying yeah um but speaking of new year and getting older i realize like now like college students are like start like especially like freshmen i'm like that's a child like now i'm getting to the point where i'm like oh like i'm like an 18 19 year old which i'm sure is so annoying because like of course when you're 18 19

you don't feel like a child and you don't want to be revered as a child but now even i look at myself at 18 19 and i'm like oh my god i, I was so lost in a child. Such a baby. Literally still am lost and still feel like a baby. But yeah, no, I fully know what you mean. Like the older, the older I get, cause I'm 16 now. Like when I was like 11 looking at like 18 year olds, I thought they were like fucking like grown ass adults. But now that you're 16, that's so close.

They look younger than me even. So I'm just just like it's very very weird but yeah i turned 17 on march 4th so new year new me like are you gonna be one of those people who throws like a big like last like hurrah before 18 because 18 is like when you have to get really serious yeah exactly i also lost my license recently wait what do you mean you lost it like i got it revoked oh why what did you do i'm just such a bad driver oh i was scared you were gonna say you got like like a dui i did i got i yeah i got a dui um yeah but it's it's only it's it's only the third one so like i'm not gonna I'm not going to see prison because I'm also a child. But yeah, it was like the third one.

So it's been, it's been good. But yeah, I'm supposedly never going to drive again, which is honestly good for me. But they say that, but like, unless they catch you, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can just keep going. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. Right, right.

I'm always scared of getting my license revoked for reasons I can't say. Like, I'm a good driver. There are just things, although I'm 24, there are just things I can't get around to doing. Yeah. And it's fake. It's fake. That stuff is not real anyway. That is literally fake and it's not real.

They're probably thinking like you drinking and driving but it's it's it's literally um it's literally like paperworks yeah oriented things it's like i should go wait in a line for something but i'm like absolutely fucking no absolutely not remember your line arc like you being obsessed with lines dude yes and also i kind of tapped back into that because me and josiah after that one event recently we took a lime scooter back home and it was fucking lit like literally you could pause it no no line l-i-n-e line yeah no not scooters lines like queuing in a line oh when i when i really wanted to like make that a series yeah i still kind of want to do that so i'm not going to explain it but i was

thinking about the other day i was like that still would be such a funny and stupid idea for a video but i just have no i don't have like the motivation and pizzazz that i used to have yeah i i just don't have it in me anymore and um like you know what else i don't have is like part of that would be like um the ability to kind of go and like make fun of people to their face and record it and like i can't do that anymore because i i also feel like now i'm at a position where like i can't really do that actually i'm just gonna say the idea and if i end up doing it like act like you didn't fucking hear it but You'd be surprised. But I had a video idea that I was really obsessed with doing for a while and it was, like, best lines in LA and it was gonna be me making fun of, like,

all the lines that people fucking wait in all the time for absolutely nothing. Like, people waiting in line to spend an absurd amount of money on something that will, like, not really benefit them but I can't really judge that because I buy shit that doesn't benefit me all the time but it gives me a small dopamine boost, so I like it. But, like, the Supreme line, I'm like, in 2023, if you are still lining up at the Supreme store, something is clinically wrong with you. And another reason I never did it is because I was like, why do I feel like I would go and get hit in the head? Yeah. Like, one of those guys would literally, like, yeah, one of those guys would literally be like, you're making fun of me and then grab a mic and hit me yeah but like

i just wanted to like go make fun of them and be like oh my god this line is so exciting i'll be here for about three hours and then like interview everyone in the line and be like what are you so excited for that you're going to be here for three fucking hours of your life that you'll never get back and then do it for a bunch of places like alfred's coffee used to have but alfred's coffee doesn't have lines like that anymore but like places like that that used to have like crazy lines i wanted to go and interview people pre-pandemic yeah i'd be like what is wrong with you why are you doing this do you remember when covid first dropped and we all found out we had it um or we thought we had it and then we went to the i think this is like such a big

moment in history that we'll look back on and it'll be like aerial photos of the dodger stadium line for covid testing and we literally went to it on purpose so we could say we went there but like that was such an insane experience like how like it literally felt like the end of the world like going in and like so dystop the world like going in and like yeah like waiting in line in your car and then them handing a bag through the window and then you driving up and getting the results the next day and like just all this crazy shit and i was like damn like i don't know that was just like i just popped in my head because you were talking about lines and i remember we waited forever also like for what we weren't doing anything we could have just stayed home and

like yeah but i guess we wanted obviously like most people we wanted to know if we had it yeah we were staying at home but like josh was still going to and from his parents house to see his parents so we had to make sure we didn't kill any family members yeah damn such a crazy time that like we kind of all trauma blocked and don't talk about because like because now it's like now it's like also it's crazy how like big of a like political burst that caused like that was literally like i say all the time like that was just like the like last line of like everybody had all these like intense crazy ideas of like what they found right and wrong politically and then how did covid become the thing to like make them really martyr it literally

was like the last straw for like so many people where they were like you can't tell me what to do like it literally like blew people's brains out of their fucking skull and i like cannot fucking believe that because i'm like it really was such a simple fix and nobody like for like it was so simple to get rid of and like just because of human like lack of care like it just like kept going um humans are inherently greedy but yeah i remember i literally am still like um fiending for that time i'm like can there be like another pandemic or something please like where no one dies but we all get locked inside so i can stay inside for six months and have an excuse to not see anybody because now that it's all said and done oh that's another thing i've

noticed is like after the pandemic um there was like a giant influx of like people going out and it was like a renaissance and it was really beautiful and fun and you were seeing everybody all the time and everybody was out all the fucking time and now everybody experienced burnout like a year later six months later and now everything is so vibeless and it's like the pandemic but with no reason and everybody's just burned out literally experiencing the vibe epidemic yeah yeah it really truly is there's no vibes to be had in our especially in our community right now and it's like where are the vibes like where are the girls going out us as if we would fucking go out i was about to say like the only reason we're okay with it is because we didn't go out anyways um but uh what's awesome is all the big brands and brands in general who really tried to like mark a profit off a fucking face mask and putting their stupid ass fucking logos on face masks.

And now they're like $3 a fucking face mask because you're dumb and you made 8 million of these masks thinking you were going to sell them all. And now you're like really trying to push them onto people when people are like i literally don't need that you remember the people stink and they don't work because they're like claw do you remember the people early in the dude like oh my fucking god like just so much shit happened like and that we just all kind of forgot about like the people that like hoarded all the food and the toilet paper and the fucking mask like do you remember that i have a vivid image of that dude with like 8 million masks stacked in his garage

while like fucking nurses were like treating COVID patients without masks because this guy had them all and he was like flipping them for a crazy price. And it's just like, of course he was white. Like, of course, but like, it's just crazy. Yeah, it's just crazy. Tapping into your dna in a time of being dna will take control the inherent need for white people to make a profit but like that

is so crazy like the toilet paper thing literally was insane and i like why why was that the thing okay because in like florida coming from florida and like miami and every time there's um a hurricane or a threat of hurricane the first thing to go is water bottles but that makes sense because if like pipes break like you shouldn't be drinking tap water during a hurricane because like you don't know what's getting into the systems like a lot of the plant like plants that are filtering water are down because of like dangerous whatever whatever like yes you need bottled water i've never seen toilet paper go like that like yeah it was really shocking that the thing because like i'm i i think it was the thing because people made it the thing but like it could have been anything but like i think

also it's just it looked a lot more scary than it was because since toilet paper is so big on the shelves it's probably like the biggest item in the grocery stores so like like toilet paper and paper towels yeah so like you can't order a lot of quantity of it and it takes like six people buying out the shelf for it to look like everybody in the world over bought their toilet paper that and also like imagine wiping your ass with your fucking fingernails like that's what like you would have to you'd have to like go under there with your flat hand and just like yeah if you had to wipe do you wipe from the front or the back no from the back okay because if i wiped from the front i would literally have like a moldy fucking vagina

yeah yeah yeah yeah right right right i i write from the front because I like the little poop spikes on my wiener. How do people do that? How do fucking people do that? I don't know. And I have like. Also, I think it's a lie that people say like half the people stand up to wipe and half sit down. I do not believe that. I need a study.

I need a credible study done. Do you sit or do you stand? I like lift my ass up. Yeah. sit or do you stand i like lift my ass up yeah i i can do like a mix of both depending on like how like how diligently i need the job done yeah yeah yeah right um but also what i think this is a new record we went like how long have we gone we went 13 minutes without talking about shit yeah but we broke it but yeah um but um like it's not that crazy because you could have just used a fucking towel like we could have just like became what

should have happened in that moment is humans should have progressed into like bidet and like reusable like wiping technology like it should have been a bidet and like towel mix since like americans like need so badly for like the drying part of like the butt like do you know what i'm saying like so i every time i hear like somebody who's like never encountered of a day talk about it they're like i don't want my ass to be all fucking wet and it's like okay like we're not spraying you down with a fucking fire hydrant hose bitch like it's literally not that deep also like you'd rather have a flaky butt that's the thing about okay i'm not gonna that's the thing about poop like this when it dries it's flaky um but yeah we need to get a

bidet yeah i don't know why we don't have one yet because we're still a wipe family i love yeah my my first brand deal um that i was like ever super excited about and i'm pretty sure it was a fucking scam at this point but like a bidet company reached out and wanted to work with me and wanted me to post like i i i worked their ass up too on the price like i was like i was about to get paid for this fucking brand deal and then they ghosted me me. But I was so excited, and I was telling everybody. It's because it wasn't real, and you were asking too many questions. They were probably like, what's your passwords? Yeah.

So we can log in and see analytics. What year is this? Is this when you were like a child? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was YouNow era. Okay. This episode is brought to you by Samsung Galaxy. Ever captured a great night video

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got scammed recently and it was for something so embarrassing i i got like um scammed when i was like 15 16 and i should have known it but you know what it was it was a big pride moment because i would like argue with my parents so much about doing the internet and i was like no you don't understand this like one day will be my career blah blah and i would argue with them so much on it so then when this happens like i was like so proud of myself but like this company like it was like a clothing brand sent me hats and was like oh if you post it the number was insane it was like i'm it was like an unreal, but I was also a kid. And like. Wait, say the number.

I think it was like anywhere from five to $9,000. Jesus Christ. To post a fucking hat. Jesus Christ. In like 2014, which is like, no, like 2015. Like at that point, like no one was getting really paid anything. I don't know why I thought I was the fucking chosen one. But like, I think because one i was a kid two because like i just didn't really have any grasp on money and like also like like that was

like life-changing like yeah like that would have literally been life-changing i would have been able to like at that age give my parents money like that and i was like oh my god this is insane um and basically it was not fucking real and i was so fucking mad and i like i had posted the hat and then i think i even left the photo up because i thought it was a really good picture of me you did you did so i was like girl fuck you like i look good but then i destroyed the hat um not destroyed it but i like sewed a whole new design over it and i wore it like every fucking day like because i was like wait this design is fucking lit um but i was really mad and i i wish i like had evidence of like what i said to him because i was like what's funny too is like i've like spoken about this is there was another instance

where like i was done really wrongly by someone older as like a 15 year old and i was like i remember i went in on them and then when i looked back at the message i was like oh my god i was like so articulate and like well spoken in this email and I remember kind of carrying the same tone where I was like something is absolutely wrong with you taking advantage of someone like me like you have no idea what my family situation is like that money would have been like I was like

so like I was like really angry but I was like I was like I'll show him I'm fucking intelligent even though he like scammed the fuck out of me. But like, not you as like a 25 year old scamming a child. You're weird. Yeah, I only do,

I only do brand deals if they're like at least 150k or above. True, like one IG post. Like, yeah, my every time I post on Instagram,

it's you're seeing me pocket $350,000. Okay, Kourtney Kardashian. Yeah, no, it's you're seeing three me pocket three hundred and fifty thousand dollars okay kardini kardashian yeah no i'm that's kylie kardashian level oh that's carly that's carly jenner her name is not carly gender that's carly gender level of um but like maybe even more than her i probably make more money than carly gender it's insane to think that that's like um almost like fully 10 years ago but it has been like by the time this comes out it's like two days before just what i was saying i was like thinking about in the bathroom earlier is by the time this episode is coming out we're like really closing in on what would have been like a decade ago like the internet journey start and I'm like it's just so insane

because I was like thinking about it the other I was like damn like I really have been because I started on the internet like really posting my face when I was 14 like I remember like that's when I started like kind of posting pictures of myself and putting myself out there at this point I'd already like been on like Twitter and stuff because of one direction like 10 years ago but i was like wow 10 years ago to this year is when like kind of vine really started because mine started in 2013 right i think even like maybe 2012 yeah i remember 2013 2014 was like when i first started generating like an audience on there oh my god yeah january 24th 2013 two days after my birthday it started two days after my 14th birthday that's great and i think i like i

whoa oh my god in 2013 did i just enter high school or was it 2014 i think you were just entering high school in 2014 because i was entering high school in 2014 okay yeah no because i remember i had vine in middle school 15 16 no i was in 2013 i was in ninth grade okay so yeah i was still in middle school i had like a few months left of middle school wait no no fuck i have it literally all wrong i was in ninth grade last year wait you're only a sophomore but you're 16? Yeah, I skipped so many levels. No, I think it's the opposite. I think you might have like flunked a grade or two. No, I'm special.

I'm special. The kids who fucking skipped grades would not shut the fuck up. I wouldn't shut the fuck up about it because I was supposed to skip grades, but my parents wouldn't let me because they were like, you have no business being around fucking eighth graders when you're a sixth grader. They were so concerned about that. Gifted and talented. We weren't allowed to skip grades, but got put in the special classes called gifted and talented

um i think we've talked about this before yeah um but yeah everybody everybody that are in those classes that were in those classes are like drug addicts now like i i can literally look at everybody around me and like sorry like i'm like thinking from like the perspective of like an eighth grader, but like sitting down in class, I can like look around and I can name every single one of those people and what drug they're addicted to. It's because it's like crazy to put that much fucking pressure on a child. And if they actually are gifted, like,

like you have to like self-medicate at some point like you you every person that actually like uh is like higher level intelligence like even though that shit's all bull like gifted and talented is bullshit but they're like people literal geniuses have to self-medicate or they'll go fucking insane but sorry what were you saying that's how i feel because i just know i know like i've i've fucking microdose porn every every day porn yeah like you wake up and you have to just have like a few seconds of it yeah but it's it's self it's like my self-medicating journey because i'm so smart and i just have to like do something to get out of my head and just it's it's healthy is it like vr porn or is it just like um no it's just like iphone porn um it's just like really basic like i just did it i just did it where you slide your iphone in yeah i just

did it just sitting here oh my god you just micah does four yeah um i don't remember what i was gonna say i was just gonna say yeah like i know people still who like who were in those classes and like that was just too much pressure to put on a child i remember in eighth grade my dad got so mad because i had a fucking my older sibling literally um was like fucking genius kid like was in all those classes and got every award for eighth grade at graduation and then when my dad went so this was like the first time i was like i am a disappointment um my dad like god bless him he just like expected way too much because my fucking stupid ass sibling put way too

much fucking like stop what we need to do is lower standards and from that moment on that's what i knew i was like i will never set high expectations for my family because i plan on going below those expectations so from that moment on i brought the standard so low like i never i never got higher than a c in class because i was like you will not what you won't do is expect for me to do good in school because i won't be doing it i think like maybe on my report card i would have like two b's and then all c's and d's and i was like average average um but i remember like my dad was like i didn't get a single award and he was like he was like what happened and i was just like i felt so bad like i literally like i felt so

much shame i remember like so dramatic going home and like being on the carpet in the bathroom and being like and i fucking cried my eyes out because i was like I didn't bring home a single award um but those things don't fucking matter and then from that moment on I was like wait that like is not real and everybody else is crazy dude it is crazy that like the amount of pressure that I put myself or put on myself to like exceed in school and like looking back at how like obsolete that was to like who I am now like like there was no reason for me to be as high ranked in my school and then me sitting here in 13 minutes ago talking about like shitting out of my butt and like how I why no two minutes ago you talk about microdosing yeah exactly exactly but like I wrote it down because I was like, I don't want to forget this, but like, um, very similar situation. Um, it was like fourth grade and, um, it was like before,

okay, well there, let me preface this. Like reading and writing is like, I think, I don't know how to word this, but like, I like compared to like the average human like i am so below like what every other human is like i cannot for the life of me write or read and i don't know it just doesn't click in my brain like especially out loud like i can see the words and i can read them in my brain and most of the time i can comprehend it but like for some reason there's like a disconnect from my brain to my mouth but that's like i've talked about that a million times um especially like when we're reading what we've been writing recently like out loud like it takes me a minute to like get in a groove and i have to like focus so hard on like like reading slowly enough and like being able to speak

it out loud like i literally just have apraxia but whatever um i um never heard that word in my life just where you can't speak but you can like think in your brain um but i remember in fourth grade uh or in third grade we took like a reading assessment test and i remember scoring super high like i was reading at like an eighth grade level in like third grade. And I felt like such a genius. I felt so sick. I felt so cool. And then fourth grade came around and we had to do like a tax tests where it's like, um, like state mandated testing. And I, it was the first time I ever had a panic attack and I freaked the fuck out the night before, like scream crying. Like, I don't want to do this. I don't want to do this i don't want to do this i can't do this i took the test fucking flopped it was so bad and since third grade i have

had the exact same reading level like i read at an eighth grade level since then i'm sure it's probably not true but like literally it feels like i read at an eighth grade level and i and also like spelling is so fucking bad for me like if i didn't have autocorrect like it would be over since it's over like but i'm also like if i do have autocorrect like why do i need to know how to spell because like it's there to help me and like i'm never writing anything physically anymore you need to know how to spell because like it's like an essential thing but why we have chat gpd chat ai like we have the robot that will just tell me everything now we have like voice to text exactly or voice memos like i don't need to

know how to text or spell but yeah i also took like a spelling test and like literally missed every single word except for the hardest word because i studied the hardest word over and over again and forgot to study everything else and that that's how I learned how to study. And then since then I like took school very seriously because I was like, I do not want to be an embarrassment. I cannot feel that embarrassment ever again. And now looking back, I'm like, I caused so much stress and anxiety and put so much pressure on myself when genuinely it doesn't matter. And it probably, yeah, whatever. It's crazy because i like had the complete opposite like all my like i think i suffered from the issue that i was like

i i don't think i'm necessarily like hyper intelligent or anything like i genuinely am not and i've always said that like i'm not super intelligent and i'm like i agree i agree i agree yeah you said yep like really like certainly yeah it's just like you're just you're just you you're you're gonna say stupid yeah you're stupid you're stupid um definitely not hyper intelligent but i love you for who you are i love you too yeah i know and i'm gonna miss you for these breaks um but i've never been like hyper intelligent or anything and i just like you know what also when you were like reading and writing is so hard those have always been like the easiest things for me like but those are my strong suits because i think i've just always been that's why we're so compatible because i have like you do number i do numbers and logistics and you do

emotions yeah i mean that's like how girls typically are though they're like emotional and men are like more stern like that's why like i shouldn't have a bank account or like be able to own a home that's why i recently had had your business manager start wiring your money into my account. And then now you have to ask me for your money. Thank you so much. Yeah. Because it was like really like hard for me to figure out like how to like figure that out. But if you just put me on an allowance, I think I could survive.

Yeah. Dude, there's. Never mind. I won't get into that. But. There are relationships. Yeah. There are relationships like that. Yeah, there are relationships like that. No, there are so many.

That's a whole different topic. But like as much as like people who use the internet like all of us and like people who were watching this and are like super aware of those things and like would do our best to not end up in those situations. One, you could always end up in a situation like that because it just happens all those people are in that situation because it happens and before they know it they're in it like yeah i think most people have been in a relationship where they walk away and they're like why the fuck did i stay there because i have that so many people i know have had that i don't have that right now but i've had that um and it's just because before you know it you're like you look around and you're like oh my god i'm like a shell of a human and i've been letting this person like dictate my life um but that's a whole other conversation but i've always been like good at reading and writing and because of that i just

like flew under the radar and everybody was like she's so smart we love her she's so smart we love her until i got to high school and then like it was time to like really do math and i was like and science i was like i loved science i literally love science but i do have a funny story it was like seventh to eighth grade um it was like the jump from like doing like algebra to like pre-calculus and i was like yeah i'm gonna take pre-calculus like i'm a genius like i can do this shit it was like above I was like, yeah, I'm going to take pre-calculus. Like, I'm a genius. Like I can do this shit. It was like above my grade. Like I was just like fed lies my entire life. And everybody was like, you're so smart. You're doing so good. You're so smart. And I got in that pre-calculus class and they took like an assessment test to see like where we were. And I scored so poorly that the same day, the first day of school, the teacher pulled me out to the

hallway and was like, Drew, I have to be honest with you. I think you should go to the other class, which was like not pre-calculus. And I literally cried. I cried in eighth grade because my teacher told me, you're so stupid that you're not ready for this class. And all of my friends were in that class and I was so fucking excited. And yeah, I was doing so bad in school that I wasn't in class with any of my friends because I just wasn't doing any of my work. But what I would do is I would just skip class and go hang out with my friends and be like, get to the bathroom. We need to hang

out right now. But now kids, all they do is hit fucking blinkers in the school bathroom and get fucking high as shit and like get loaded. I mean, kids were doing that in my school, but like with. It was more difficult also, though, because like to get high when we were in high school, you literally had to physically smoke or have an edible. Yeah, my friends and I drove all the way to Dallas to pick up a modded jewel pod that had weed oil in it because it was so hard to find. Oh, you told us this because you also meet us you told us yeah but because also that was like the story where like when y'all were out somewhere like your friend had like dropped his card or somebody dropped a card or no y'all were at a bar or something and somebody had dropped their card and this guy used it and then

the fucking clerk was like that i know yeah that is not you yeah small town texas shit but i also remember the drive i don't know if i talked about it but the drive home with that car like we saw probably the most police officers we've ever seen in my entire life and my friend was driving high which is so stupid don't do that um but yeah it was and we were all fucking paranoid schizophrenic in that car freaking the fuck out that we were going to get pulled over. And like one time a cop like did turn around and like start tailing us, but then went around us and we were like, bro, we're going to jail. We are going to jail.

We are going to jail. But no, we made it home. Also, it was like hard for me to focus on school because again, back to what started this, what we always do when we deep dive into like our fucking childhood is because i was too busy like doing the internet like i did i just didn't care like i was like i was like my life like i'm i'm an entertainer like i can't be here like i'm literally like i'm made to like different i'm made to entertain the people so i was like just doing that and it's just so crazy do you remember where you were the first time a vine of yours went viral yeah i was on i was literally on the

couch when i woke up the next day and then i immediately posted a beyonce vine right after the first time a Vine of yours went viral? Yeah, I was literally on the couch when I woke up the next day and then I immediately posted a Beyonce Vine right after that, immediately. You're like, I am keeping up with this fucking hour though. Yeah, exactly. But I don't remember exactly where I was, but I remember the Vine.

It was my first Vine I ever posted. And yeah, it was me throwing a cheese sandwich at the refrigerator um yeah right right i think that was just the weird shit you could get away with on there yeah like it was it because it was all just like whatever you could do in six seconds which i i like i feel like most people who watch this know we came from mine just but if you don't that's how we started the internet is when we were literally children and we shouldn't have had access to the internet. And we were fucking posting

Vines. I was in my geometry class and using my fucking iPod Touch because I had an iPod Touch and an Android. Fun fact, I didn't have an iPhone until like... Not the Android. Until I was like, I think 16, I had been posting like everything off. That was literally my thing. And that's why I'm sure you've seen me do like slide text. That's why I'm good at it. And I like using it because Androids were the first like phones to have that and I would use it all the time. Because when I was texting the man who was grooming me in class i was like i love you so much brave like meanwhile he's unemployed i'm in biology right now so i can't send you a picture

of me but i will in a second give me one second um crazy i remember like also like this is just getting into it but i remember like my friend sacard who i'm still friends with i don't even know if i've ever like spoken to him about this. But no, I think he did know about this guy because like he, Sakaar was the only other person in my life who like used the internet kind of to the same capacity as me. Like we both were like Tumblr users. I love Sakaar having his arc though. I know, I love his TikTok so much.

I eat that shit up. You've probably seen because now he does like fashion and like interior design. And we have such similar tastes. We've texted about it before talked about it before like the we have the exact same taste and we desire the exact same thing i know like so cards come over after a walk once and like came in and like i went to their into drew's room and they were like looking at chateau on zillow but um i remember like during like it was like one of the things where like he had broken up with me because he was like you're just like you're too young i can't wait for you and i was like please please please wait take me back like when i was like i had my bad habit when people

would ask if i was okay and i would just start crying and Sakaar didn't ask me if I was okay and I was like, you know. And I like went to the bathroom and Sakaar came in with me and I was like, you just don't want to be with me anymore. Oh my God. And I remember crying over it and like nine or ten straight. That's so dark. That is so dark. So bad.

Yeah, I was just telling you recently that like, maybe I even said it on the fucking podcast, but like how I like am just now processing what the fuck i was doing when i was a 16 year old yeah 15 year old like driving illegally to yeah it's just it's it's literally it's because it's like now it is far enough away and now we are like i mean you're although you're only 16, your brain is like coming to its full developmental stop. So now it is like the it's like, damn, I'm like, I I've been an adult for long enough now that I'm like, I am an adult. And I'm looking at like things I did as a teenager. And now I fully identify teenagers. And I'm like, that is like, like, I got into an argument with my little sister because I was like, girl, you are a child.

Like, you don't like I you like i promise i promise you think you know everything you are a child which again i know like young people don't like to hear and i hated hearing it but it is like that annoying thing where it's like when you're older you'll look back and you'll be like i was a kid and yeah and even even like looking back when i thought i was older when i was like 21 i was like yeah that shit's still fucking lit. Like I'm fucking lit for that. And now I'm like, oh my God. Oh my fucking God.

What was I doing, dude? But like, I remember what I was saying. Oh yeah, I was in geometry. I was part of another one. I know. In geometry. That's where I was when the first vine honestly fucking so sad went viral your teenage years yeah yeah it's really sad you know what I'm here if you if you want to talk

about it and work through it thank you we are you know I know our friend group loves sitting around and like talking about and be like isn't that crazy all right let's watch car crash compilation um but yeah i was in geometry and i remember i'd woken up also as i'm thinking about it like we that era of like twitter and vine was so like dependent on being basically a fucking baby journalist like it was dependent on being a baby pop culture journalist because i remember after every vma performance or anything live tweeting the vmas having to live tweet it and then sometimes like i i had a strict parent who would be like you need to go to bed like get off and i would be like fuck so the next morning i

was always late to the fucking scraps of the jokes and i would be sitting in class and i remember that day i was watching one of beyonce's performances from the night before it wasn't the one where she like um where she had like the screen behind her i don't remember which one it was but i remember like watching it and then um being like fuck okay like what's the joke like what am i gonna say about this like and like going to twitter and then seeing that like the tweet of it did pretty good and i was like oh wow so i like clicked on it and it had done like at the time like for me i was like oh my god this is like insane like i'm literally viral it got like 11k likes and i was like oh my god like this

is it and that but that's still when like the app was such a baby yeah so that felt like humongous it was like oh my god like i don't even know how many people are on this app um and i remember being like fuck okay when i get home i have to like have a good joke and i have to like keep it going and i remember every day after school in like middle school and high school i would go to like if you have ever seen like my vines, which I would actually rather die than anybody like talk to me about them now. But there was like a desk that my dad had that I would always sit in that chair because that was like my after school chair. I would sit in it and like spin in it. And it was like this big comfy desk chair. And that's where I would make all them.

And I would go there and I would sit there for an hour. I'd be like, hmm. And like maybe like, wow, what am I going to talk about? And then like what I would talk about was like would sit there for an hour and I'd be like, hmm. And like, maybe like, wow, what am I gonna talk about? And then like, what I would talk about was like, the dumbest shit ever, but. My favorite shit ever was live tweeting American Horror Story. Oh my God. I love live tweeting.

And then like, just like getting into the deeper seasons and being like, wow, this show fucking sucks balls. I know, it getting progressively so bad. So hard, so quick. I bet if we watched it now, like we would be like, this fucking sucks. I'm trying to, wait, what was it called? Was it Asylum with?

Asylum, Coven, Murder House were the three like good ones. Asylum was the first one. Oh, Murder House was like the lit one. That's when everyone was really tapped in. That was the first season, yeah. coven super iconic like i think that's their best season and then like the hotel i think was like the last like okay because that's the way lady gaga yeah gaga was in it i wanna hold you close no oh that was such a good era but yeah i just remember like that taking up all my life and now i'm like wow i'm like still doing the internet and i was right yeah i knew i knew i

was gonna stick to it see i don't think i ever had like a cognitive thought where i was like this is like no that's a lie i remember having being like no this is it but i never had really any pushback from like people in my life other than like my friends in school and that's the only people i ever knew and my dad obviously was like what are you doing like why are you dropping out of college like what are you like literally what are you doing with your life and i was like dude i remember the era of me like begging you to like move and i was like please just do it like please like stop i always i was very committed to doing it i just had to figure out how to like tell my and i always i was very committed to doing it i just had to figure out how to like tell my van and i remember i was literally just like um i'm moving out and they were like okay

but like how are you going to go to school and i was like no and then they were like okay well we're not supporting you financially if you're not going to go to school and i was like okay i support myself already like i can do this i'm fine and i was just telling you there were like moments when i first moved to la where i was like broke i was like oh my god like like i can do this i'm fine and i was just telling you there were like moments when i first moved to la where i was like broke i was like oh my god like like i remember like actually being at a point where i was like i have to skip this meal so i can like keep this same amount of money so i can like go back to texas for the holidays and shit oh my god i remember that like the first like two years of being like i remember even the first year

being like oh my god it's so expensive to go home and then i was like this is so much money and like i'm not making money like that like and i was like and i want to go home and like give my family gifts but how the fuck am i supposed to do that with like this amount like it was so it was it's still so expensive like that's why every time the holidays come around i like think amount like it was so it was it's still so expensive like that's why every time the holidays come around i like think about like how many people can't go back to their families and it makes me so it is so sad because it is so one it's a truck like it's a big like commitment to being able to do that thankfully we're in the position where like financially we can and like also because we like time our job out however we want we can go back but like going back is huge like to go back

to miami is really expensive yeah and it's always been so expensive the most like i've spent upwards and this sounds gnarly but like i was gonna do it to go see my family but i remember that first year it literally like ripped my fucking brain out of my skull i didn't realize that i should have gotten my ticket way earlier and i got it like a week before i was supposed to leave for like a week and a half um and i'm still pretty bad at it now i've gotten way better and i like i dig for a cheap ticket but i at the time for a round trip from la to miami it was twelve hundred dollars and also i couldn't fucking ask my parents so i was like dude also like pre-pandemic like how expensive flights were it like i think like the pandemic was low-key like a good thing for the

flight industry at least as like consumers because now the flights are so expensive they're just now recently like getting um back to the price that they were. But like for like three years, you could fly for literally pennies on the dollar. And then now it's like expensive again. But like, yeah, I remember just like, it was so, I remember I had to ask my parents to buy me a flight home one time and they were like, are you struggling? Like, do you need to move home?

And I was like, no, like I'm genuinely okay. Like I need to do this, cause I need to be out here and I want to make this happen. I think I remember that year cause you like told me. Yeah, I was so embarrassed. I hate people paying anything for any, any amount of money for me on anything. I remember I've had to ask you for like money.

I've had to be the person where I'm like. And I have some. But like, I don't mind giving it to people cause I literally, you're so, y'all are so integrated into my life that if i don't mind giving it to people because i literally you're so y'all are so integrated into my life that if you don't pay me back i'll just find your family and um hurt them oh my god why would you do that just like don't even like take like give us the money i i caught myself literally like yesterday like almost doing that to josiah and then i was like no no like stop like you need to fucking chill it's like funny to like it's fun but then but

then like you're like oh wait this is this coming from a real place like is this coming from a real place it's also funny because like money is just such a like contention point of like for i like think most people like even all around the world it's crazy how like integrated it is into like embarrassment and shame like based on like it's not even fucking real i know none of it is real but it is but it's crazy because it's so real but it's not real like the fact that like i could literally print fake money right now and like kind of get away for with it for a little bit just proves that it's not real but don't do that have i ever told that story about me buying um fake money no um have i really not i i don't know what you're talking

about on the dark web oh no you have you have because we've we've had a whole conversation about the dark web too because i was like what is that like i don't understand what i'm gonna tell it very briefly just because it's been so long um but, it was like around the time that I like started the, like was like kind of a thing on the internet. And I remember I was like seeing everybody in the same like bracket as me online with like a bunch of cool shit and like a bunch of money and all this shit.

And like, I was so inconsumable to brands that like I never made any cash on anything I ever did. And like, whatever, not the end of the world. But, um, I remember I wanted to be like people. So I, um, attempted to buy fake $50,000 in fake cash on the dark web. Um, and my, uh, with like Bitcoin. And then that's how I had Bitcoin. That like, that's a part of the reason why I was able to move out here was because I, it failed. Oh yeah.

And I, it was like the first spike in Bitcoin and I sold it all when it first spiked. And the only reason I had it was because I told my older brother that I wanted to buy hallucinogens online. I was like a child and he should have said no, but he was like, yeah, fine, I'll give you some cash. But i was like a child um and he should have said no but he was like yeah fine i'll give you some cash but he was also a child um and he gave me like some bitcoin because he's he was like mining bitcoin for years um and then yeah i failed at buying the mushrooms and then i

was like i'm gonna buy fake cash fuck it um i didn't even attempt to buy the mushrooms but fucking i'm gonna buy fake cash failed at that I was so scared because the first article I looked up was like 14 year old kid goes to prison for 10 years I know it's probably not even real um but then I just held on to it for like three years and then it blew up and I was able to move out here that and my merch drop but yeah um I what who was like the first because also with this year we like officially come up on 10 years yeah which is crazy for the past like year we've been like 10 years 10 years 10 years because like I guess we've kind of known of each other for 10 years already, but this is like 10 years of like, no speaking,

um, which is actually insane. Who was the first like friend who you're like, kind of still friends with who you like had, had a real conversation with, like who you'd like, like, or not even who you're still friends with.

Who was the first person you remember? Like exchange, exchanging a phone number with and like getting on the phone with dana really yeah it was dana sydney and savannah the holy trinity um those are my girls like we even did like a meet and greet on club penguin um and it was just like the it was them and then that led to Christian, who was next. And then I met, like, Josh and Lucas over Zoom. Or, like, Uvu. Yeah, Uvu.

And then I met you through, like, the internet internet I don't know but yeah I think my first my first people who I actually ever spoke on the phone with was this guy Chris who I knew and it was Emma and also when we're saying Emma we mean Greer

and like those are just the first people I ever like spoke on the phone with and it was me like yeah and I like that was like one of my the first people i ever like spoke on the phone you were close to like yeah and i like that was like one of my i had known emma for like so long because i used to be obsessed with her because i thought she was like really funny in like 2012 2013 because she just was already like such a big personality on the internet and i remember i was like obsessed with her and i remember i used to like tweet at her a bunch like i was like so like i was i literally thought she was so funny and then like we became friends and her really close friend at

the time chris um we all became friends and like i remember again i had strict parents who like they were like do not fucking talk to people on the internet and like when my parents weren't home i got an uvu and i remember remember Emma used to make fun of me so bad. Cause she'd be like, what the fuck your parents think? Like, we're going to kidnap you. Like, what are you talking about? And I was like, no, it's just, they don't know who I'm talking to. And like, we would always like joke and talk. And like, I remember so many times I'd be on uvu with them and like, we'd just be talking. And they were actually the first people who I ever knew who watched like RuPaul's Drag Race too.

And they were like, they would talk about it. But I would kind of just sit in because I didn't watch it. And I would just like, I would basically like a lot of times watch them talk because I was still so shy. And like really reserved. Because like. Dude. I was just always so reserved. Like I literally like I didn't tell anybody about my personal life until like I was like 20 or like 19. So like i was just

i was always very like reserved in that way but i remember one time my dad came home from getting groceries and i like slammed the laptop down and i shoved it under my blanket and then emma made fun of me so crazy because she was like girl what the fuck like why did you get off and i was like my dad came home and he doesn't know i talked to you guys and she was like you were so fucking weird for hiding this you're not doing anything wrong and i was like you don't understand um and then i remember she i also loved sydney and um she like knew i thought sydney was really funny and like at this point i think i had i had mutuals with all these people but because i was so reserved and like really like i was grown up on the idea that like talking to obviously like these strangers like it

wasn't real. So I was just like, I never reached out. I just didn't even really have an interest to like myself. Like I didn't really like I had all these mutuals, but I I kind of was like content with my life like outside of the Internet. And then, yeah, things change. I think I wasn't like I had friends, but like I wasn't like hanging out with people outside of school. So like I did have this like kind of gap of loneliness within talking to people my age other than my siblings. So I was like always kind of craving to talk to somebody, which led to other things that were naughty. But like I was always craving to talk to somebody.

I remember one time I think I think maybe and savannah and them were on this because then there was that guy ed do you remember oh literally yeah i still have a mutual i think i do too and like finsta all of them were like like on there talking and like emma was like oh i'm gonna call you and i was like okay and she was like just answer and i was like what and i was like it's chris on she's like no and i was like okay it's just us and she threw me into like a big chat room with all these people and i remember just being i was so silent and i remember being so fucking mad at her and i was like you fucking bitch you were like trying to fucking embarrass me and i was so mad that's literally like after i was like the happiest ever because i ended up talking and like becoming friends with all these people and it was fucking

awesome and i was like oh my god like all these people find the same things I find funny funny and like we're like getting along so well and like I truly believe that is like a real thing that like um like the I don't know how to word it but like you will find the people that you're meant to find eventually like like there's a reason why you me josh lucas christian orion josiah like all of us like there's a reason why like we're all friends together and why we all find the same like things funny and why we all have the same sense of humor it's just like literally divine intervention like we were like meant to find each other and i truly believe that like you will find your people like just based off like the energy that you put out

into the universe but um you said mentioned rupaul's drag race i remember being like literally a fucking child like like i want to say like 13 and like finding rupaul's drag race like whenever uh netflix first like had the streaming service and i remember rupaul's drag race was on there it was like season one through eight and i remember watching that show religiously as like a child and it was so scary to be watching it because i would be watching it on like my dad's computer or my mom's computer in their bed and like while they're gone and then they would come home and i was like i was like watching porn or something and i would hide it and like log out and do all this crazy and like yeah i completely forgot that like there's like a watch history and like you can see like what you're watching but like was absolutely mortified um that someone would catch me watching rupaul's drag race

um but yeah that was lit but the same thing happened to me where like i was thrusted into a group chat with like lucas and josh and and i they say the same thing now but i was like petrified of them i like looked up to them in like such a crazy way yeah and they they were saying that like they felt the same way about me and i was like there's no fucking way because i just like literally don't think i was ever funny like i don't think i was i don't think i'm funny i don't well i know i'm funny now because i'm like one of the funniest people alive but back then i didn't think anything i was doing was important or funny but like

lucas was like saying the same thing he was like i was like fucking nervous did i know i were i we talk about it all the time because i remember i was like so nervous because i i genuinely always the funniest people especially on vine to me were lucas and josh like i like always thought they were they were just so good and like so comedically inclined and i remember being honestly christian too christian was fucking hilarious his shit was always so funny he's so stupid like christian is like the weirdest motherfucker I've ever met in my life. Have I ever talked about the first time I met Orion? Dude, no, not publicly. Should we save it for, like, if we ever actually fucking have her on?

Because I have a story about Josh that I, like, really want to tell, but I'm like... Girl, we're never going to have Orion on. No, we will this year. Never say never. We'll see. We'll see um but i'll save it but um yeah i just remember like it's so funny because now these are like all like genuinely my family like leaving for christmas i'm always like oh i wish i could bring everybody with me but then i'm like they all have family and i'm grateful and i have i'm happy that everybody has family they love and can go back to mine is slowly dwindling away and expiring i'm losing

so many people in my life it's crazy no no no don't say that they're still here and they will be here they'll be in my heart forever you'll be in my heart forever but yeah it's just so funny that now it's like truly coming up on 10 years. And it's like, wow, man, like I was a kid like exploring so much on the Internet. And it's like it was such a new frontier. So and like, I don't know. It's just so funny to think about. Like, it's crazy. And I remember the second person I had ever spoken to, like or like I guess it was like

the first like like specifically like boy I had spoken to. So like that made me extremely nervous because I was just like fuck if my dad finds out i'm talking to a boy he's gonna think i'm like gonna go get like fucking like kidnapped by like a man if he finds out i'm talking to a boy on the phone who doesn't live in my area he's gonna be like did your dad know that we talked no my dad my because my dad was just so like for the right reasons was really fearful of the internet. Like he, he wasn't even really using the internet. We weren't like an internet, like forward.

That just blows my mind. Cause how close we were, we were talking like every day, every hour. My dad like thought like the people I would like text and talk to on my phone were just like my friends until we got onto a tour. Then he like, that was like, was like a change. And I really had to force my dad to like, let me go on tour then he like that was like was like a change and i really had to force my dad to like let me go on tour and i had to fucking beg i remember the moment he like said yes to it and agreed to it and it was like i went outside and like it was like at the house they still live in now and we like sat on that on those same chairs that are

out there and i was like i just like looked at him and i was like if you don't let me do this like this will be the most heartbreaking thing ever and i think like it will be something I regret for the rest of my life. And like this will this will be life changing for me. And like I literally went outside and I pleaded to him. And then like he just sat there in silence. And like it was all always out of like just concern for me. Like my dad was just like hyper paranoid. Like we didn't grow up in an area where it was very safe already.

So like obviously like especially for like young like girl. So was just like that that was just like always on his mind and then i remember he like said yes to it and then he was like he was like but if some if one thing goes wrong it is done like you are packing it all up and it is done and then like i remember the one the one thing he said to me and i think he was really concerned because again of like general history he he was like always really concerned about his kids like ever like drinking or using drugs and stuff like which i feel like most parents are always like concerned for i remember like the one thing is he said to me he was like and you just like never leave a cup unattended and like he like said that to me i'm gonna put ghb in your drink um and like it wasn't even like

over like you or anything he was just like never and like that was like the thing he said to me and he was like and please be safe because i think like that weekend because that i was pushing it so hard because it was like that was like the determining weekend if i was gonna start or not um and yeah but he didn't know i was like friends with anybody, even up until like, I remember like, even when like Emma passed, like, like that was so hard to explain to him. Like I was just like, I remember I was like at the beach with my family. I remember that was like so hard to explain. And I was like, no, like, cause I also didn't want to out that I'd been using the internet, but I was like, no, this is somebody I know. And he was like, it's someone you follow.

And I was like, no, it's like, and like, I like just didn't know how to like explain it to him. And I was like, and he, he was like, didn't know how to help me. He was like, he was like, I don't get it. Like, have you seen this person before? And I was like, yes, but like on my phone, like, it was just so funny to like try to explain that to him. I remember like being at the beach and just being like, and I also, it was funny.

Cause like at that time I like, I like had friends but again i was so reserved like i didn't really have anyone to talk to about it which was also like such a crazy thing but that's a whole other topic but like yeah it's just so funny like my dad had no idea like i had a whole community of like a lie like he literally like he was so unaware of that it's like hannah montana i was the thing i literally was like was that the first time anybody's cried on the podcast maybe oh my god wow but um yeah i just remember like my dad just didn't fucking know dude he had no idea i think he had an inkling like he's not

like dumb my dad isn't like he wasn't like what's the internet like he had facebook but he wasn't like using it like for like to meet different people i don't even think he still is doing that like whatever um well i saw your dad on grinder are you fucking kidding me yeah so he is using it to meet people you didn't like interact with no we matched and oh my god i hit like crazy the second time someone's cried on the podcast but yeah i don't even know why i got into that oh but i was just basically yeah my dad had no idea that i like had so many friends on the internet and I think like even like I think when I went to press play he he knew maybe that I knew Christian because my dad was like how did this even happen and I was like well one of my like like friends who I follow like added me on or

whatever because Christian was also like the second person I had like spoken to on the phone I remember he spoke to me on the phone because he was basically recruiting me for press play because we had all been like texting and talking so much, like not vocally, but we've been talking so much. Um, like that whole like crew that was forming. And I was like, he was like, can I call you? Because like, I need to ask, like, I'm confused. Like, what's your setup?

And I was like, oh my God. And then Christian ended up telling me that he was in the same position that like his parents still were kind of like confused about it like he was like on press play but they were still like don't talk to new people on the internet like they were like still very like don't because like we we've seen who you know and we don't want you to keep meeting random people because you've lived this far without being kidnapped but you will be kidnapped and he told me it is surprising that we weren't kidnapped by it is really shocking i mean we basically were yeah we were we were held captive emotionally um but yeah i remember with my parents they like genuinely didn't care they were like whatever like do whatever you want next episode we'll we'll talk

about the tour because like i can't. We need to just talk about it. Because, like. Yeah. We need Christian on, but he'll never do that. Yeah. That's just too much. Yeah. It was a lot.

There was a lot of crazy shit that we got into that went down. Just weird, weird vibes. But it was also life changing. And, like, i would change it for the world and it was fun because i got to see you guys and that's what solidified my friendship is like meeting you guys i remember give me that snot hand i love you and i loved everything we've accomplished together i love you too here's to only going up or failing in a burning fire yeah we either go up from here or we go down and down and down and down.

And we make our S-word pact come true. Oh, that's for sure. Coming soon. But yeah, 10 years of the internet, 10 years of knowing all these goals. Two years of this. Almost two years. It's so crazy. It's like fucking insane. When is two years of this almost two years it's so crazy it's like fucking insane um when is two years 104 episodes damn we have like half of a year more than half of a year we haven't been doing this for as long as it's felt um but yeah just insane that like all of my first friends from the

internet i like have contact with and like some of them are now or like people i see like constantly or and like i live with that yeah it's like too much i can't handle anybody like sometimes when i like every time we're like all in a group there's like always the moment of realization when i look at all these freaks and i'm like oh my god like we grew up together. We're old as fuck now. Well, I want to talk about one more thing. One more thing and we'll touch on it just briefly and then we'll go, we'll see it in the,

or we'll talk more in depth about it in the next episode. But have you seen the new SpongeBob Mandela effect? Fuck you. Have you? It's really jarring. No, I have not. Okay, so you know the new spongebob mandela effect have you it's really jarring okay so you know the episode where he plays guitar yeah wait the movie where he plays the guitar yeah it's like he's like on the strings yeah yeah what um can you describe the guitar he was playing oh it was it like white and big and it was like not like super big but it like it had like points yes that's what everyone remembers but this is the guitar that is now like in the mandela like that's it and this is what everybody remembers yeah that's that's what it was yeah but it's not this is a fan rendition and this is the real one no because i remember

being pointy i i remember it too and i remember having two heads for some reason yeah i remember having like i remember it different yeah but isn't fucking crazy? Are you sure they didn't just like reanimate it? No, because you can even go back on the VHS tapes and the DVDs or whatever and look at it. And it's the fucking peanut. I don't. The goofy goober peanut. I never noticed that it was a goofy goober peanut. And it's crazy that I asked you and you said white and pointy because that's literally what everyone fucking remembers.

And if you don't, you're from a different timeline and you weren't. You were always here. And you're weird and we don't fucking trust you. You didn't shift timelines with us. But I have this theory that Mandela effect is like quantum hackers, like hacking the code and like dropping little trinkets or little things into like our reality to make us realize that like,

oh, like we have these abilities to like quantum, like affect quantum mechanics or physics and like completely shift the timeline forever. That or the CERN laser every time it drops or every time it collides, it shifts us into a different reality. And like some things are just lost along the way or some things are changed. But like if you remember something from the past reality,

you shifted and if you don't you were already here if you remember the piece so like for example like if you remember the white guitar you shifted realities when cern zapped its laser and if you remember the peanut guitar you didn't and you were already in this reality and you're yeah crazy it's crazy or like maybe it's just because like what we Thanks for watching!