Emergency Intercom - Reminiscing About Our Traumatic Pasts

Episode Date: May 13, 2022

Drew and Enya try to figure out what people did on planes before iPhones, discuss the Kardashian's and Enya reminisces about her traumatic childhood. Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzor Follow Drew on Insta: @DrewPhillips09 To listen to the podcast on YouTube: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercomPodYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Spotify, this is Javi. My biggest passion is music. And it's not just sounds and instruments. It's more than that to me. It's a world full of harmonies with chillers. From streaming to shopping, of Emergency Intercom. Today, Drew is not here. He may look like he's here, but he's not actually here.

Took a few minutes this morning to meditate and really disassociate from his body so that he could be present while not being here um which is honestly a very honorable thing for him to do he just wasn't really feeling like talking today um but it's okay i have lots to talk about lots to catch up on how about you drew drew says that he's feeling okay he's feeling the most at peace he's ever felt in his life. And he's very grateful that he took the decision to meditate away from his job today. I'm feeling great. Oh, you're back. Yeah.

I reversed to lobotomy. I have regeneration capabilities after that. I don't think that's what happens when you get a lobotomy you don't get those kind of powers i mean have you had a lobotomy would you know no no exactly okay sorry so is that your new tactic it's just to like don't come for me don't compete don't compare where you don't compete damn i think it's don't compete where you don't compare there's some fucking slime mold on this no stop it i don't like that should i touch it yeah what is it oh it's just like wax oh um what's up girl how was how was your sleep let's let's start there

let's start off simple we don't always have to get into the balls of it all my sleep was great i went to bed i've been watching a lot of shows like a lot a lot of shows um all over the spectrum of shows um which have been keeping me up really late but i still wake up super early um but today i did sleep in a little bit um but i like the reason i slept in today is because i wanted to finish my dream and i finished that dream and um talk about the dream where do you think it's i literally forgot about it already but i know it has to do with um what's his face uh jack harlow jack harlow going down a water slide and hitting his head on the water slide. And then, like, seizing up, like, rigor mortis style. Like, where his arms were, like, up like this.

And then that's, like, really where it ended. And then, like, he just, like, popped back out of it. And, like, stopped having a seizure and was immediately, like, trying to be sexy. No contusion, no nothing. Yeah, just popped out of it yeah and that's literally where the dream ended i guess for jack harlow it would be embarrassing of him to have like a head injury induced jack harlow can make a seizure sexy let's just say that jack harlow is the sexiest man on earth okay let's talk about it let's dive in

um and that's all we have to say yeah that's it that's about it um well i started watching the show drew started watching which i guess starting media early but it was like the last thing my brain had that show for some reason makes me so anxious um so i had to turn it off and watch like i watched this girl on youtube who un she doesn't undo them but she does like ceramic pourings and i guess she just bought a lot of oh i watch her too goes through and like pours them and then it's like a surprise every time. And I fall asleep to those all the time because she literally has like 120. She does the like, what is it? Roto spin molding where she spins it.

It's very just soothing. I think we're talking about someone else. Because my girl, she's not like making ceramic on like the spin wheel. No, it's like those blocks. And she pours the goop inside and then spins it. Oh, yeah, yeah. Spin it so that it's like those blocks and she pours the goop inside oh yeah yeah spin it so that's like an even coating okay yeah i thought you meant like the spin wheel i was like no um but we start i started candy because drew told me to and then now we i have to catch up did you watch episode three yeah i finished episode okay so i have to

catch up before tonight i guess tonight we have a concert but after or before we have to catch up before tonight. I guess tonight we have a concert. But after or before, we have to see if the new episodes happen. Yeah. Because there's a new episode tonight. Because Hulu's doing this thing where they're releasing five episodes in five days or something. I don't know exactly how many episodes they're releasing, but it's a five-day event, which I kind of like. I'm like, ooh, it gives me something to come back to tonight. Also, Friday isiday the 13th i wonder if that's why they did it this week because the name of the first episode is friday

the 13th oh t i was trying to figure it out why because i know like uh like streaming services that like release shows weekly and they're like 8 to 12 episodes long like force you to keep your subscription for that long and it's like damn like just release it if they release it all at once you would just binge it in two days and then you can unsubscribe so i was like i wonder what the like purpose of them releasing this over five days is and then i was like maybe it's like like these are the highest months that there are days that people unsubscribe or something but it's literally that because they wanted to also hulu has the kardashians now they don't have to worry about people exactly like

actually which i've watched the dashi and i never watched keeping up with the kardashians but i have been watching the kardashians um because i love chris jenner she is sir dude she apparently she's good this season apparently she's like a witch in every other season but i think she's toning it down this season is what i think it's because she's genuinely like in her old like era like she's just like an old lady in the room like she's just like saying things dude her commentary wait actually i literally have a clip of it and i'm gonna play it um because i thought this was like the funniest shit i've ever heard come out of like an older woman's mouth in my life okay apple why does my shit have to load

if it's just in my photos yeah i think that means uh mine's been doing that recently and i think it's you might have i clag photo turned on. Stop don't say that to me Listen you look fat today bitch. Her calling out her child like that is crazy also like not even that like her delivery of that like when she had birth today listen you look fat today bitch that's how all people that aren't her family sound in her brain everyone who talks shit to her sounds like that um but yeah i love that show so much so i like was watching that all i've been doing is watching the Kardashians and playing Fortnite. And like I say that every episode, but it's genuinely like, it's, it's like making me go backwards.

Like my IQ is dropping rapidly. Not to say that the Kardashians are doing that, but Fortnite is doing that. I buy V-Bucks so fast. That's crazy. It's really bad. You need to chill. It's really bad to chill it's really bad you do need to chill are my babies coming up uh i don't know if that's what that is kind yeah i guess it is um but i got so many emotes recently and they're all so good so like they know what

they were doing i want the segway one really bad and i just missed my chance and I'm not going to get it because I have not been playing Fortnite. But I've been doing something equally as shitty for my brain and I've been watching a lot of anime. Like a crazy disgusting amount of anime. And you know what I do? And it's really gross and I sent a photo of myself to Kai doing it. Is I like play with myself. You play with yourself yeah and you sent a photo of you doing it to kai yeah no i like will sit on my bed and like i bought like a mcchicken and i just started like having sex with it and it was like i was like damn this shit like

feels really good and then i was like okay this shit feels good i'm gonna get a popeye's chicken sandwich because you know they mayo the fuck out of the popeye's and you know the the crispy coating is like a little bit like more ribbed so i was like oh like ribbed for his pleasure so i did it with the papa it wasn't as good as a mcchicken um is it because it was like more crispy so like you found that instead of it being ribbed, it was razor? Yeah, cutting my penis. It was cutting your number. Yeah, it was like literally bleeding all over the place.

No, but I just like, I've been snacking like crazy. It's like crazy. Was that like a planned bit? Like why did you do that? No, I've just been like sitting in bed snacking like crazy. And I'll order like McDonald's at like Like 11 p.m. Like and just sit in my bed like basically ass naked and like eating eating McDonald's Well, no one's here and the doors open so as well can come in and out because he's in a little baby boy

He's leaving me every night and he like cross up against my back and lays on me.'s really cute it's really cute and he's my little boy okay so you've been snacking yeah um and watching anime uh and like i'll have like hell like dude it was so gross i had so many crumbs on like my comforter and like uh two days ago i just was like okay i've had enough of this shit and you know what i did there for two days had enough of this shit and you know what i did there for two days yeah you know what i did you know what i did and yeah is i grabbed it i took all my plushies off i grabbed it and just went and just like did the wave and it just all flew off in my room and then i remade my bed yeah i vacuumed okay i was like you're just gonna step on all the crumbs and get them you're gonna go go like this with your feet. Bottom of my bed.

No, yeah, I just had hella crumbs in my bed. And, like, the worst part is I was eating, like, hot Cheetos and Takis in bed. Hot Cheetos and Takis. So, like, the Takis dust would go off. And then, like, I would lay on it in the middle of the night. And, like, I would have, like, Takis dust stains on my hip. And that's honestly my life. And i was telling kai yesterday i'm like hella depressed and like if that shows you anything or tells you anything about the level

of depression i'm at right now i don't know how to finish that but i'm hella depressed um well i'm hella good i think i have finally beat depression. I don't feel sad ever. I'm the happiest I've ever been. Same. I'm fucking slaying. I'm slaying boots. I'm slaying house. Y'all should kill yourselves. I'm slaying boots.

Huh? Beth, y'all should kill yourselves. You shouldn't say that to your friends. What if I said that to you and you're depressed? I would kill myself and put you in my fucking suicide. Exactly. See how much power I have over you? You're pathetic.

You're a freak. See, no, this is what happens i cry for help and no one takes it serious and yeah it makes fun of me more recently i told drew i was like we should go out to a dinner and have like a talk like i feel like you need to talk and then it got around to dinner i was like you ready to go and he was like i'm ordering mcdonald's and he ignored the fact that I wanted to go to McDonald's. I'm not talking about shit. Like, that's the thing is I don't talk about shit. That's my thing. I do talk about shit. I talk about everything.

One thing about me is I'm not going to talk about anything ever. Never, ever, ever. Like, I tried to talk with Kyle and I was like, I'm not ready to talk about it. It was so crazy. he sat me down he's like yeah i'm going through something but i just can't talk about it yet and i was like okay it's lit though it's like lit um no one's talking about this this cured my depression for three days oh let's go get more flowers my flower arrangement flowers yeah but they're already dying and i like, what's the fucking point? I spent so much money on this.

Like, it was actually, like, I didn't realize how expensive fucking flowers were until I was, like, buying them this time. And I was just like, oh, yeah, like, a bouquet of flowers is, like, three bucks, right? No. Like, at the flower market, they're, like bucks each, like 20 bucks each. And I was like, I bought like one, two, three, four, five, six, like close to seven different flower arrangements. And I sent a bag and I can't do that again. I hate it. I hated it. But also I loved it.

What, motherfuckers? Damn. I'm a comedian or something i got y'all oh i got y'all laughing i'm gonna put comedian in my bio if you have comedian in your bio i can't with you and you're not funny i'm done with you there's one person in particular that does that bleep this out oh i i without you even saying it i knew it i knew it it's so embarrassing like you're embarrassing like oh my god some people write these stories like you need to get a grip you were like clinically insane like you are a psychopath it's crazy it really is crazy and look we didn't say the name publicly and if they see this clip and they're like, what the fuck? And I'm like, if the shoe fits, baby.

Like, I'm sorry. You know deep now. Put it on. That's something I've been, I want to start doing is like, actually, I don't even know what I was going to say. Like, I really don't know what I was going to say. That's actually scary. Since we were on the topic of-

Just hella overstimulated. You're overstimulated the just the internet is like i'm like like i'm like damn there is so much happening like all the time and like like scrolling through my tiktok feed and like the bright light like flickering in my face when i'm in a bed at night like you know what i'm saying um it's crazy it's like literally i'm so overstimulated it's like it's scary as fuck like i mean we were talking about it yesterday i was like now like when i see that the world is ending i just like scroll past it and i'm like out of sight out of mind i don't give a fuck like get it out of my face like i'm like ignoring it like i'm sorry like i'm big oil companies or whatever you want to fucking say it but like it really will freak me the fuck out yeah i used to

be somebody who was really like could easily like take in all that information but i am like again i know this is like a privileged statement too but i'm just like at the point where i'm like i actually can't like i can't look at it it's like gonna freak me out i'm gonna like like make awful decisions for myself to like try to feel better like it's not going to be good for me and i can just like gloss over it and then i like it's mental health it's always mental health this mental health that period um speaking of you being mentally ill and wanting to die i decided i want my tombstone if i died in the near future to be um an xbox like i want my tombstone to be an xbox and i want a little screen in it with all my fortnite highlights in it

girl like your three highlights oh i've gone really good guys i'm really good you know what i've taken on i've been sniping the fuck out of. Do you hunt people now or do you still just run to the end? Yeah. We'll see. We'll see when we have our break. I don't finish a game without like six to ten kills. Like I don't. Even in games where I do really shitty.

Like I like run in the middle of everything. You are so misogynistic. That is the most misogynistic thing I've ever seen Drew do. No, I just saw the level that you left at, like, two weeks ago. And if you improved that much in two weeks, like, you are actually, like, a savant. And this is your calling. And you should only play Fortnite. I literally, I don't know if you mean my literal level.

No, I mean, like, your playing skill level. But you did level, like, 40 levels. No, I literally left. I mean, it doesn't make your playing skill level but you did level like 40 levels no i literally i mean it doesn't make sense because you live that's all you did in new york i literally left this house at level 30 and i'm at level 80 right now that's crazy that's psycho and i left with one emote to my name and now i have a ring full of emotes which includes to see slide what was i gonna say oh i don't trust new infrastructure i don't think more buildings need to be made and i don't i don't trust them it's all made out of cardboard yeah i don't like new bridges new bridges should not be made because

and which doesn't make sense because realistically i should trust new bridges over old bridges because old bridges have been used so many times that like it's like technically the likelihood of it like collapsing is higher but i don't trust new bridges they turn up them up too quick we're too lazy now like we're cutting corners with materials to save money i don't want to be the first bitch on the bridge like Like, no, I'm not going to be the first bitch crossing that bridge. I mean, I don't think many bridges are being like erected though now. No, in Miami, there's so many highways being built because of like, it's like prepping for more people to like come to the city and so many highways and like, what are they called? Overpasses.

Yeah, overpasses are being built. I'm like, that's going to fall. There's been like construction in fort worth i'm not kidding since i've been born they've been building these roads since i was like three or four years old and still they have not finished them it's been like a 20-year project it's like actually crazy um and everyone's like damn are y'all ever gonna finish that shit this is the most boring shit i've ever said like talking about talking about roads in fort worth no but it's like i would trust that over fucking miami turning up a bridge in like three days i'm like no what is happening here also miami's literally built on sand so it's like gonna settle and crack and like it will immediately it will

fall um the bridges will fall um who who was the villain that blew up all the bridges um it was like a super villain that blew up all the bridges to manhattan and trapped everybody in man but it maybe it was in a movie uh maybe i think wasn't it bane i'm like is this real life yeah this happened in real life. It was a documentary that I watched recently. Like, I was judging that. I was like, when did this happen? I think there was the, who cares?

That's my vibe recently is who the fuck cares? Wait, was it Bane or was it Riddler? I think it might, Riddler blew up the seawall he like he flooded the city is there actually a seawall for new york i'm like confused i was really confused by that might be but i know that they're like but it's not new york it's like it's like a fictionalized version of new york but i do think that they are building like an anti-global climate change sea level rising wall that's like insane why are we building the wall literally

i'm with them keep out the fish keep out the fish in the water new york build the sea wall build that wall um you guys it's like a very different type of wall no they're building the wall no this wall no i'm not this wall is good this wall's good we can remain friends walls are not good you should be careful walls can sometimes be good oh my god the sea wall um no not me seeing that movie i mean like oh my god could that happen like i literally i'm like this well this was kind of filmed in new york i mean i literally know nothing i think it could happen i don't know what can new york be flooded by the riddler look it up look it up you want me to google that yeah Yeah, Google that. Tap in.

We need to get a TV right here so we can watch Kai, what he's doing. Or so we can just watch TV. We can just, what is it? Where it's just the silhouettes and it's them like commentating on shit. Like Space Odyssey Theater 3000. Science Theater or whatever. But yeah, we would have a TV here in the glare like we wouldn't see anything we don't have curtains in any rooms in our house anytime we can't watch tv in the daytime which is lit it should be like that current so we can finish candy um it'll be nighttime enough

or we can hang up the sheet i am so anti-curtains it's actually a problem i think i i am the naked neighbor you know everybody has a naked neighbor i walk when i'm alone i walk through this i strut through this house butt ass naked like i'll go to your and it's fucked up i'll go to your room and look at myself in your mirror naked and i'd admire my body i really don't like the idea that you've ever been in my room but i mean it's the truth like i'm sorry it's the truth that's like i'm just revealing my secrets you like sprayed your dust on all my things yeah i don't like that yeah have you ever been in my room naked no because i'm a sane person and i'm not going into your room i've been in josh's room naked too because they all both have the only two mirrors get a mirror no there's no a mirror who there's no spot to put a mirror in my house or in my room but what is the fucking

hallway you loser cover up the pink wall did you see that they uh painted the pink wall stripes it's because they tried to spice it up which is actually humiliating and embarrassing it looks so fucking bad painted pink did you see that the guy who posted the video originally because all the comments were like most of them were about us he his next update video he hashtagged it and you mans are in drew phillips because he has no idea who the fuck we are they're like why do they care so much yeah i just showed up all of the comments was on my um timeline and i looked at the hashtags and i was like oh my god it's crazy how fast the druth is spreading like the sleeper agents have been awoke or are about to be awoken everybody on just on literally every tiktok you see on your for you page i'm not joking if everybody here commented the druth is spreading with the demon, purple demon head emoji, it would become scary.

Just say the Druth. You don't even have to mention me. Just say the Druth is spreading. Also, we have to get the spelling right. Is it D-R-E-W-T-H or D-R-U-T-H? Well, I think it should be your name. Drew, D-R-U-T-H. But the problem is Drew barrymore this fucking witch

i i wanna i don't know if like how long she's done that but now on her she hasn't done she does druth or dare yeah which is fully like it's not obviously her it's like somebody who works on that production writing it wrote it and was like oh this would be like a good little thing oh the truth is the truth they i know one of her producers are watching this. I just know it. Like straight up. And I'm looking you in the soul. You stole from me.

You writer. Derogatory. What's going to happen? I know what's going to happen now. Nothing. Oh, I thought you were going to. Nothing's going to happen. I just want them to feel shame for stealing the truth.

I thought you were going to like command your subjects to like go and get it but the truth will spread all over you the truth will spray all over you the truth will squirt all over you exactly exactly um okay so everybody thought the pandemic was bad right okay does anybody like does no one remember the zandemic the literal zandemic wait i 2016 i was it was crazy i was around someone like new i met someone in new york it just was like in their house and i like made the joke i was like oh my god i have so much anxiety right now like i said that and it genuinely like confused the fuck out of them they were like you have xanax on you right now and then they seemed intrigued like they wanted this person older um no they were like maybe like five years older than me um so they fully would have been around

for this endemic um cognitive like but it was just so funny because they were like, what? And I was like, no, Zan. I think I know who it is. Do I know who it is? No, you don't. I was like, I'm just mixing the words like Zanxiety. And then, yeah, he was just really confused. He was like, are you on Zanax? Zanax made SoundCloud rappers.

Yeah. And then I was like, no, this rapper Lil Xan. He has like his song called Zanxiety. And then that was embarrassing to him. He had Zanarchy. We're going gonna go crazy literally zanarchy is just like taking a bunch of xanax and like burning down a city dude no but the xanax and have the fucking bodily will to go and burn down a city oh yeah it's just like being drunk like you don't realize what's going on and then you wake up the next day and you're like, wait, what did I do?

See, in my head, Xanax puts you to sleep. I'm like, you have to be... It knocked my ass out. I was prescribed, don't even go there. Xanax is not my drug of choice. Oh, they were going there. They were going there. Xanax is not my drug of choice.

Do you love the supporters of the truth or like you like feel like they're oh the truth we're not thinking that it was the other bitches that refused to join your day is coming your days are numbered literally saying that to someone is so embarrassing your days are numbered you're gonna die soon saying that i have a really bad habit when someone makes me upset like specifically a stranger i go and i get to say this because i've experienced this pain and i know it makes you a better person but i'm always like one of your parents will die this week like one of your parents will be dying this week some girl and when i was like bumped into me so crazy should we take it? Oh, yeah. Hello?

Hello. This is an automated message from Spectrum about an app. They're trying to cancel our internet. You think it was going to be a fun call? I know. The fun one stopped. And it's real? The fun one stopped does anybody like i think they like crack down on toll calls or something because i'm not getting

any good ones anymore like it's always just like spectrum calling me or i don't know actually maybe i am getting good ones and i'm just ignoring it i think i am yeah i think you're ignoring all the good ones um but yeah this girl like bumped into me like the craziest i've been bumped into in a very long time on the street when there was like space to not bump into me um and when she walked away i just turned around to my friends i was like what's crazy is her parents will be dying this week like both of them probably um and you don't want to fuck with me because it happens i've killed so many parents by accident it's crazy um and i am sorry that's why i'm friends with her because i don't want her to come after my parents nice i called my parents like i was watching this tiktok account also i'm

addicted to tiktok again it's like really fucked up like i wrapped up nine hours and 14 minutes i want to know what my screen time is i'm hella on there again but i um i literally i relapsed so hard it's like crazy it's literally crazy you don't have to say it like you're talking about an app you don't have to like say it like that um but i was watching this account and both of her parents have dementia and it was breaking my fucking heart it was like literally the saddest shit I'd ever seen. And I don't know how she does it. She's, like, literally the strongest person I think ever. Like, if my parents, like, couldn't remember me, I would, like, freak the fuck out.

That is genuinely, like, the saddest thing I think that could ever happen to me. Is if my parents forgot who I am. But I called them, like, crying. And I was like, if you motherfuckers get dementia, I am i am locking you away like i am locking you in an old folks home i am not taking care of you so i don't even like think about getting it like don't even well you should just make a song with your parents right now so then when they get dementia you can sing it to them and they'll remember who you are i I learned that from Coco. Oh, wait. It's going to make me tear up.

Dude, she said the saddest shit I've ever heard. Who? Coco? No, this girl on TikTok. She was like talking. Basically, all of the TikToks were her asking her dad to spend the night. Do you want to spend the night tonight? I'll cook you dinner and every time he would say yes and someone was like why do you ask him that and she was like well like he doesn't remember five minutes or something like that so

i have to like ask him if he wants to spend the night and eat food because he can't go home like he can't take care of himself it's like a danger for him so i have to ask him and i give him that choice and then someone was like what happens if like he says no that he doesn't want to spend the night and eat dinner at your house and she's like honestly it doesn't happen he always does say he wants to spend the night and spend time with his lovely daughter but there has been a few times where he's like no and then five minutes later i ask him again and he's already forgot that he said no. And he says yes. So I would freak out.

Yeah, that would green me out. I would become like selfish in the way that I'd be like, oh, my God, this is affecting me way too much. Like it takes like a strong ass person. She is a fucking boss. Like because she also has a kid and a husband of her own. She's taking care of both of her parents. And like she was like, I have has a kid and a husband of her own she's taking care of both of her parents and like she was like i have like a little bit of help but like she was like my mom goes away for like a week at a time and spends time with her friends or something and i'm like

girl you need real help i don't know it makes me sad she's a beast i don't know that's like insane because yeah i would chop out i'd be like i be like, I love you so much, but this. You're going home. You're going to the old folks home. I want to go have a girl's night. I know. I need a drink. I need a drinkiana.

I get my parents belligerently drunk. I need to go to the nice guy. Me at the right age of 50, I need to go to the nice guy. Literally Drake's dad be like. I need to go to the nice guy literally drake's dad be like i need to go to delilah's literally i need to go to poppy's um fuck what was i gonna say oh i was thinking about this and what's crazy is my dad isn't 50 yet and i'm already 23 so i don't know that math but he's young young. That's it. Your dad is young. Yeah.

Because Dante is turning 26 this year. So my dad isn't even twice Dante's age. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's woo-woo crazy. Like, I'm not kidding. That's like been blowing my mind. I guess my dad's 25 years older

than me your mom yeah my i think i don't know my mom's only like 10 years older than me really your mom had you when she was 10 i guess i've never done the math but i guess i mean if i think about it yeah how is that even fucking possible yeah like what i'm just opening up to you guys sharing you're disrupting our like sweets like talk about our parents with a little like thing like a little thing that you thought of yeah sorry my bad um no but actually i was thinking about it i was like oh my god my dad is like young as bones like i'm gonna be like 60 and my dad's gonna be like 80 because my dad will live forever like there's no doubt about it and my mom will live forever my mom's only like 43 oh my god i have to die before my parents i cannot outlive i cannot survive their deaths yeah i don't think i yeah i'm like yeah i don't think i could do i couldn't i can't do it again

i can't do that like i if my parents no i don't even i'm not even gonna say it i'm like knocking on wood like crazy but just know mom and dad that i will die before you i'm sorry they don't i don't think they want to hear that i'm sorry it's the truth okay um so moving on pivoting um this is like a really crazy crazy topic yeah you've had really crazy takes today no like no this one's actually fucking insane. Okay, we all used Omegle as children. We all did it, like, without a doubt. Like, most of us listening used Omegle, whatever you want to call it. Did you ever show knockers or a hole on there? No, not on there.

I did. I did. not on there i did i did what you showed your tits no hole no member my member but it was i was begged to and i had power and I felt powerful. Wait, were you groomed into doing something? We were all groomed on Omegle. Like that's simply, that's what it is. We were all groomed. I don't know if you had power, but I'm glad you felt that.

No, let me like think of my trauma the way I want to think of my trauma. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll let you have that. I had the power to do that literally me as a 15 year old being convinced that if i posted lewd pictures of my body um it was me taking my power back i was like yeah i'm like yeah i'm claiming my sexuality before anybody else does me having kissed a person before like that like that was like the greatest like extent to my sexual exploration is having kissed somebody. That's lit.

Jay, I told you it was crazy. You didn't believe me. Yeah, I didn't believe that. You didn't believe me. No, I did not share mine. It was between that. It was between that or me saying, why is Sprite low-key lit? Because Sprite is lit.

I got a Sprite the other day because i ordered two meals because i have this little hack i order two meals at once on postmate so i can eat one now and eat one later so i have to pay the delivery fee twice bitches catch on um but i got a coke and a sprite um and i enjoyed the sprite way more than i enjoyed the coke i'm just such a coke girl that's what i thought like i thought i was that too like a mcdonald's sprite is like is that where it was from or what yeah yeah like but that's different mcdonald's sprite is a different breed of sprite like i can't just like go open a can of sprite and like it's not gonna give me the same flavor yeah i want to take a bath in mcdonald's right oh it would like sting and oh you wanted to sing your

members okay see how fast i catch on to you yeah you know my vibe you little you little bastard prick bitch don't call her a bitch drew she can call me a bastard you're a fucking bastard i'm not am i lying the thing was i was not i'm not a bastard i literally am not i was made within wedding vows and like i am perfect i'm an angel some i'm sorry but some of you are bastards some of you are a bastard child bastard children yikes yikes could it be making that like let's bring that back it's being like really fucked up and being like oh you're a bastard in like a medieval way like literally really gnarly gnarly like like racist fucked up connotations to bastard because like what do you think like like why was it so i guess but it's also just the connotations that like to have a kid without marriage made

you like a slut and a fucking demon. So that's where it comes from. Yep, it did. But, huh? It did. Oh, damn. Oh, you're really bringing it back. You're not kidding.

I'm not joking. You're a fucking bastard. You're a little bastard. I love the word bastard. It is. Okay, little bastard. You little bastard. You put emphasis on it on it okay you little shit i'm a shaytard through and through like simply where are they where are we need to rise up the fandom is done the fandom is dying and we need to rise i literally was a shaytard fan like i literally

like that was some of the first youtubers i watched that and ctfxc oh crucial i think i've said that before but those were the first youtubers i wanted to be c was the first youtuber i want that and like a sexy phil i don't know that one. It's Philip DeFranco, but that's what his original was. Oh, I was like, you watched a sexy Phil? No, no. Did you guys ever watch Kev Jumba? Oh, yeah. No, I don't know who that is.

Kev Jumba was like, I was like, that's the goat. Yeah, I watched Kev Jumba. I watched Shane Dawson. Yes. I watched Desonate. they had like the random videos i don't even know videos um and then any of like uh shane dawson's universe like i think her name was like britney um oh yeah and i sent her a box of uh cupcake cereal because i was like a big stan so me and madeline sent her a box of cupcake cereal to her p.o box that's cute yeah i was like a huge stan

because she loved everything cupcake flavored do you guys remember the i justine video where she like takes out the bill for the first iphone the the bill yeah like she had the very first iphone like obviously right and then they got she got the bill which was like at that point they would send you in the mail a box which had like all of the data that you used it was like it was like a cell phone yes yes i just bill for the data but it was like it was like a it was like a script for the data, but it was like a script. Yeah. She was another one that I watched. I loved her videos, and I loved her, like, fantasy. There's, like, a photo of, like, the iPhone 1.

Like, I remember sitting in my computer room, because computers were massive, where we had, like, a room in our house that was, like, it was a closet configured to be, like, the computer room. And I remember looking up photos of the first iphone on that and showing my parents and i'm like y'all have to get this phone like it's gonna change the world like please get me this phone i was like eight or something at the time and they like wouldn't do it but there's like a photo of that phone and i would like look up like ebay listings trying to convince them like that like this one's like 200 cheaper like you can get this one for me like and then like i can just use it i didn't need a phone or an iphone

but there's the photo of the iphone with like the um uh clownfish swimming through the anemone oh yeah that was the most beautiful photo i had ever seen in my entire life i swear to god that was gorgeous um me and my brother shared the first iphone like not that long after it came out which makes it seem like we had a lot of money but we had a guy who sold stolen products so like every product i had up until like even like being 19 years old like 18 years old my first like camera was like i bought it from somebody who stole it like my first computer i bought it which i i think it's past like that was like five years ago now like it doesn't fucking matter and sorry to those people you snooze you lose what can

i say um but yeah we me and my brother had the first iphone yeah and we fully were sharing it that's actually the first that was the first phone i had that like me and my brother had the first iPhone. Yeah. And we fully were sharing it. That's actually the first, that was the first phone I had that like me and my brother had a number so that we shared and we would like give it to our friends. And I liked having the phone with me more because my brother didn't care. And I had it charging next to my bed one night and I like woke up to like the ding of like a message and I looked and it was one of those messages that's like oh send this to 10 people and your crush will kiss you tomorrow whatever and I was like I think maybe like in like fifth grade or something like fourth or fifth

grade and I was like oh my god like I didn't think like oh I could just delete this text so my dad doesn't see it and think I'm like being like a little like like promiscuous kid um so but instead i went and showed it to my dad and my dad was so confused and he was like who are you kissing carmen winstead carmen winstead why who's carmen winstead and why is she gonna kill you like like my dad was like who are you gonna kiss like who is this from and i was like i don't know that's why i'm showing it to you it's from from a random number. Did I mention that I'm dead? The craziest thing is that came back. Yeah.

Recently. What's crazy is literally, and I've known this forever, is that like trends and everything are cyclical, but we were amongst the first people using the internet in like a community based way so like everything that we liked and enjoyed from the internet and found funny like fully we're seeing it come back because now it's been long enough where we're seeing like new we're like 10 years apart from like the like 13 to like 17 year olds on the internet so we're seeing them like indulge in the things that we liked as kids publicly um and it actually freaks me the out like the fact that lana is as big as she is still

and it's amongst like people who were like my age when her albums came out freaks me out like that freaks me out well but it's like she's not that big though because she's not on the new minions album produced by jack antonoff so i mean if she was really a star she would be on the minions did you ever think she like turned it down she didn't get invited girl how do you know that jack antonoff is literally her boy there's a solid chance that's gonna be like legitimately good oh it's gonna be very i'm so stoked i almost bought the vinyl for it like i straight up and i don't even have a record player it looked like a ring pop like you know the really good ring pops that's what it looked like but in like a gross way like the cover art is insane it's so so bad it looks like an edit from

2014 like it literally looks like like someone just traced transparent background like transparent this to put on a png yeah um but yeah that is like like the carmen winston i feel like there's like so much shit that's oh like this is so stupid and like so insignificant but i remember again during like the peak like lana era, like 2013, 2014, 2012, like those years, 2014, like during all of that, like a really popular blush to have when you were like a part of that was this two face blush that had like, it was like, it was like the heart shaped one. And it has like imprints of like rabbits and stuff.

And like two face was the thing because it was so like dainty and like feminine and somebody on my timeline had it the other day and was like showing it with alana song playing in the background and it actually like triggered you reamed me out i was like oh my god like also there's just something to be said like about tiktok urban decay like the tumblr of um oh fully for this generation except like minus all the i can never say this word and anonymity um you're you're stripping all that back so it's most people like are showing their face which is pretty scary because like what was fun about tumblr is like being able to like build a little world and like fantasizing about who you could be because also things weren't as accessible so like all the things we wanted we couldn't have but no whatever yeah i just remember when my sister got

like urban decay and shit that it was like her like it completely shook her world and then those like little stick blushes the bb cream ones i think i know which ones you're talking about it says bb cream on it yeah those were. Those were like this Maybelline. Maybelline had also like the foundation. I just remember the colors. It's like the white and blue. The colors were like summery and it was just like colors that they hadn't. Like the packaging design.

Also baby lips. Oh, yes. Baby lips don't work. I use the fuck out of baby lips. That doesn't work. Those chopsticks never worked. I'm trying to think of what else. I remember like how popular Kat Von D lipsticks were.

And Kat Von D had a lipstick shade called Lolita. And that was like my whole thing. I was like, yeah, I have the Lolita shade of like this Kat Von D lipstick. I'm trying to find the OG ones. And then the milk cosmetics, like, clear gel. Do you remember it? It was, like, a milk cosmetics, like, gold or silver, like, tube. And you would twist it up, and it was clear, and it was just supposed to make you look shiny.

Dude, I don't remember that. But, oh, milk makeup was one of the first. What's crazy is Glossier Milk Makeup being the first, like, companies that were, like, really running the whole, were like really running the whole like your skin but better clean makeup like nothing you don't need anything um it's also funny to have been like the hydrating oil i felt like so sick having that oh oh i loved that and they had the blue one like the cooling one oh yeah that was good it's crucial i was like yeah i wear makeup i'm a boy and i wear makeup i'm different and it's literally just hydrating oil it's just a fucking moisturizer oh yeah i don't know it was just like i i like i used to be really

like annoyed when younger people were into the things i was in too but now i'm finally at the age where like it's like very sweet to me I'm like oh my god like like my sibling like my little sister is 13 and I'm just like fuck dude like that's literally the age where like I was trying to explain to her like like Lana like which maybe I shouldn't be like explaining Lana to my little sister but she's like not really into that like side of music but she does know like two lana songs because of tiktok which that was like blowing my mind because i was like dude also we're in an era where like i feel like you used to have to know like all of an album and

like all of an artist because it wasn't like you were hearing these really like obscure singles from people if that makes sense not saying lana has the most obscure music ever but you were on an application and being played over and over again this like pretty obscure song to the general public it's like if you were into it you were really into it because you found it through this and like you had to listen to the whole album and like figure out if you liked it or not but now we're like really in an era where a lot of younger people's music taste is so like sprawled out over the spectrum of genres because of tiktok which is honestly like spotify yeah it's like pretty interesting yeah that's the other thing is like we didn't like i i always we had like spotify

and things but like spotify didn't used to be so good at like recommending other artists. Like it wasn't really like that wasn't the setup of it. And also I remember it being pretty good at like like that's why I use Spotify and like like ninth grade was because it just helped me find new music. But I just started listening to music in like fucking ninth grade. Yeah. Even then I barely listened to music. I don't remember how I would find all the artists I liked. I think it was literally just from being like within the communities of those people on

the internet and like finding out new people. Like if you were a Lana fan, you were obviously like Marina, Sky, Florence, like all those people kind of just like funneled into that. Okay, but everything literally is embarrassing. Into my hole. Everything is very embarrassing. And like Grimes.imes dude have you seen this i was i just re-listened to um which i almost said art pop um art angels yeah art angels i almost re-listened to that like or i did re-listen to that um recently and that shit hits it's so good there are some bang i wish she

would go back to that style of like album art too like the 2d stuff that she was drawing yeah so cool but yeah i like have always been very much a person that didn't listen to the album i'm gonna give a fuck like give me the best like three hits they're the three songs that i like the most and i'll listen to those over and over again so you did an album listen or whatever but like i'm not an album listener there are a few albums that i will listen to all the way through but it's like very rare um i had never seen that i haven't seen this and then i saw it on my timeline i was like oh my god is this new this is fucking insane but it's it's old i i just had never seen it which is odd because i was like a fan of all those people i'm gonna say something and it's it's gonna ruffle some feathers

like honestly but like this is just me like in my um in my like nostalgia core brain true romance is charlie xcx's best album and you cannot you cannot fight me on it is literally like her best work like i love that fucking album like that album is so fucking good i still listen to it and it's so good but that's also probably me on my nostalgia core and i'm just like you know what let's take it back to the basics i mean pop 2 has to has to say hello yeah it pop 2 is amazing but let's just not forget let's just not forget true romance me like pushing my bangs licking your fingers and drinking licking um but yeah oh i miss i but yeah i was talking to my little sister i was like i gave like my little sister and little brother like the whole spiel because like they're like 11 and 13 and i was oh and i was like i know everyone will tell you this like who's older than you but please please trust. I'm not trying to

be like an old head and be fucking annoying. And I'm not going to tell you what to do with your life, but please revel in the experience you are having right now. I was like, please. And then I was just like, I was like, I know you're both of your heads are set on like being adults and being able to go hang out with your friends when you want and being able to do what you want, being able to leave the house. But like there's something so nice about the solace you get to have from the ages of like 12 to 17 or 18. That like kind of independence that you have. You have such a strange independence because. It's like pseudo independent yeah because

you're not genuinely independent but you like have this isolation for yourself where you don't have to go see your friends you can like take time for yourself to sit in your room and just fucking rot if you want or you can go outside if you want like you can do all these things and i was like because when you get older then you have to really like balance work and your friend life and your social life and like your family life and like all these things. And you have to actually tend to these things in a way that is like more maybe more difficult than you might imagine it. And I was like, please just enjoy like the nothingness. Like it was just like a Saturday and like all the blinds in the house were shut and it was like like raining outside

in Miami and I was like dude what I would do to like be your age like it's it's like the best thing ever and I was just like please please hold on to it and then I was like showing my sister I was like when I was your age like this was like an artist I was really obsessed with and I was like showing her thing and she was like yeah I know like a song from her and her and uh i was showing her florida kilos yeah i was like what's funny is when i was your age i heard this song and i was like this is so me but like this song is talking about drugs and that was like not me not yet um and we were just like laughing about it and then i was like uh because in that song lana says like um we should get high in miami people never die in miami and i remember for me like as like a when that album came out i think i was 15 but like that meant so much to me because like to hear one of my

favorite artists like mentioning miami specifically i was like oh my god this is me like did i just remember like i have really vivid memories of like going to like my dad's friend's house he had a really nice pool and like i took like these like ig pictures at his pool and i was listening to florida key love and i was like yeah i feel like fucking populist but right now like i'm just like on my labs like with drugs and stuff and like i'm a fucking killer selling coke and doing drugs i was like i'm literally the killer like i am you am the killer. You had your killer arc. Um, and yeah. I felt like Scarface. Yeah.

Yeah. Get to the chopper! I've never finished that movie. That was the Terminator. Um, but yeah. Um, last thing I'll say is planes that don't have TV shouldn't be up in the air they should not be up in the air i should not be 30 000 feet in the air on a contraction that doesn't have tv i hate new infrastructure i don't fucking trust old planes those shits were going down like flies like i

don't trust that shit why am i in this thing give me out let me out why am i in here why am i staring at the back of a plastic seat right now no get me out like what are you i've been thinking about that a lot recently because i'm watching shows that were like set in like the 80s and shit and like literally what did people do before the iphone they sat and thought because i fucking hung out with my grandma that bitch can sit like she can do she can sit in silence she does not look at her phone she doesn't have like a's, like, the craziest vibe ever. And, like, you would think that that would make that generation, like, more stoic and, like, wiser and, like, know themselves better. But it probably fucked them up more than, like, we are now.

Like, all of anybody that I know from those eras that they grew up without iPhones, like, when they were our age like they're evil people like all of them and i'm like i don't know if it's better or worse to have an iphone in your hand i'm like not thinking those gnarly thoughts my grandma i don't know was shockingly incredibly woke slay like i was genuinely shocked she was saying things to me that i was like i don't know why i never expected that to come out of your mouth but it's also saying um she was just talking about being like anti-police yeah but it makes sense because she lives in honduras which if you like know anything about honduras the police system is really gnarly there as it is in a lot of places but it's it's like super corrupt and like but the people there are very aware of it because it's like super prevalent within those

communities she was like this whole system is so fucked up like everywhere but like in america it's super apparent because like the gaps within how people live are just so fucked up she was like you shouldn't be watching on the news that like ben affleck and j-lo are buying a 13 million dollar house and like you're like you can't keep the lights on and like, you can't like afford food for your children. She was like seeing those kinds of things in your face and then like going to the store and seeing that everything's like going up in prices and like, just knowing that like the rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer. Like, it's like not a good thing to be fed all the time. She was like, and now like with the internet, it's like at such a high rate. And she like it's just all fucked up and that's I think why people are like making those like movements to

being more like inhumane because like they feel treated so inhumane and I was like hearing my grandma say that I was like girl like what like okay like I don't know it's like for some reason hearing her like have those ideas was shocking just because she is like an older woman she's like 72 which also i have found out 72 is like pretty young for my grandma or i don't know but like i feel like all my friends parents are like my grandma's like i think 82 yeah um my gimme is 72 i think she just turned 72 i found out her name and her age so that was a plus because i didn't know my abuela's name abuelita um but yeah she was just like saying a bunch of shit like that and that was like weirdly shocking and she really doesn't use her phone which was like kind of making me anxious because i would hang out with her and like we'd talk for

hours and then i'd be like all right i'm gonna play fortnight and she would just watch me play fortnight and i was like do you want me to turn on the tv do you want to play and she was like no no no i'm like good to watch and she would just sit there in silence and then like if nothing was happening in the house and no one was talking to her she was just sitting and thinking i was like dude what could you be thinking about like what could you be thinking about? Like, what could you be thinking about? You need to be looking at something. Like, it's crazy.

Like, don't you understand you need to be watching TikTok right now? Like, do you not understand that? And it made me really insecure to be on TikTok around her because I was like, oh, my God. Like, the self-control this woman has where she can sit with her thoughts. Sometimes my pride takes over and like if i'm at a dinner table with a bunch of people who are all on their phones i'll like purposely not be on my phone even though i'm like itching and craving it i'll be like yeah i'm like i'm like not i do the same thing where i'm y'all are like y'all are just using your phone like i don't need to do that i can just like sit and like relish in my own thought and then i just like

spring up scary thoughts in my brain like how the fuck like like what like what are you supposed to do like i don't get it like when you have gnarly thoughts and like you don't have an iphone like literally what are you supposed to do i think read the paper like actually like that's like tapping in the media still so there were still like media to tap into it just wasn't like also i in the shows that i'm watching like the people would go to like um like the movies and it was like this big like event to like do and like go to the movies and like people like dressed up to go to the movies and shit and now no one goes to the movies period like no one's going now like movie theaters are struggling more than ever i still love going to the movies there's nothing better than going to a movie i love like going to a late showing of a movie too like i love going when it's a light out and then

coming out and it's dark and i'm like damn i like wasted the whole day in there like i can't but yeah i love a i love a good movie theater experience i was gonna say something and i fully forgot um but maybe that's oh in that show when she went to go listen to music and she like plugged her fucking headphones into the vinyl player i was like oh me with my airpods like why not just get airpod maxes like why didn't they just invent airpods i'm glad i convinced you to get yours because like you saw me with mine so many times and you're like i need those but you couldn't afford i got the blue ones, and Drew couldn't afford the ones that were color, so he had to get the white ones. There's no price difference between them.

No, there is. It costs a little more to have a cool color. So Drew did get the cheaper ones. He got the white ones. Do they actually have a price difference? No, they don't. I was like, dude, what the fuck? No. Yeah, I got the silver ones because it matches all my devices do you guys smell that smell what

it smells like something's burning you don't smell that that's your upper lip yeah it's literally your upper lip you were giving head to a burnt piece of paper so your upper lip there's literally no smell you're having a stroke maybe like that's what that means yeah it smells like burnt hair oh your hair is on fire the children are burning children i really wanted to be like somebody who was really into horror movies in high school so i tried to get myself to watch every stephen king movie and i started with children of the corn probably one of the most boring movies i've ever seen but i went to the next day and i was like yeah have y'all seen you were like in your letterbox era in high school yeah i smell like our neighbor like

cooking ramen okay kai's never smelt like a good home-cooked meal yeah so he's scared yes i haven't smelled good he hasn't smelled like spiced food before because he's white white people don't do spices they don't do spices like what a good salt soup is good like water and salt warmed up like that's good you know what i'm saying like it's good no sometimes having no spice is nice i'm sorry i'll say it and i'll go to my grave saying it it's okay sometimes well that's because i know what you're trying to say though because some like chicken noodle soup with just no spice is lit sometimes. Yeah. I kind of get what you're saying because especially, I think especially if you're like sick or something. Yeah, exactly.

Like you don't want like a fucking crazy flavor. But I had like a breakfast soup the other day and it didn't have much spice in it. It just had like a chili oil and like tiny scallions in it. But it was like rice. It was like rice, mushrooms. It wasn't like a soupy soup, but it like like rice and then like some soup over and it was so delicious but it wasn't super flavorful it was just like fresh and nice so i get what you're saying so fresh and so damn clean i went to go see moulin rouge like the play. And... Plays are boring.

I am the biggest cunt ever because it was like, it's a musical. A musical? I fucking hate musicals and I cannot do it. I hate musicals so much. That's what I always say, but I did. I love Hairspray. Like Hairspray is so good. Oh, see, I cannot do...

Musical movies. I can go to a musical, I think, and enjoy it. But in my... You didn't like La La Land? I like La La Land, but that's La La Land. And you like Hairspray? No, no, I cannot do... Musical movies. I can go to a musical, I think, and enjoy it. But in my... You didn't like La La Land? I like La La Land. But that's La La Land. And you like Hairspray? No, no, no.

You don't like Hairspray? We rewatched Hairspray and I was like, fuck movies that sing. Without love, it's like a rock and roll with no drama. They should be acting, not singing. I don't get it. But like going... You know what? Is that Hairspray?

I don't fucking know. Yeah, I'm on it. acting i don't get it but like going you know what is that your story i don't fucking know um going to the musical like and seeing it live is a different story like that sounds that to me is worse because i'm like oh my god also i didn't know like i didn't know what moulin rouge was whatever yeah yeah yeah i know i know i know it's like so historically great i've i've never heard of that um neither had i but i guess it's like some historically great i've i've never heard of that um neither had i but i guess it's like some shit that's been around forever so like it's like the beatles like am i ignorant for not knowing no it's just like when something is that old like the hags will speak like it's like the beatles like because they are that old like they will the

hags will come out they'll come out of the cracks and have some shit to say. But they were doing like renditions of like new songs and that was one of the renditions. They were like rapping and shit. But they weren't changing the lyrics. They were just like singing them and like they did like Katy Perry, like fireworks.

What was it? What is it? Wicked? That raps? No, Hamilton. Hamilton. Hamilton. Hamilton. um that raps no uh hamilton hamilton um i really go uttering those words on this podcast i can't you know what it is okay so i

walked out and i was like that was good like i i didn't mind being there but like would i spend 250 dollars on a ticket to see that ever again. $250? $250. Granted, it was Mother's Day weekend. Holy shit. And we got the tickets the day before. Absolutely not. Buy an Arcteryx jacket.

Oh. Wait. Is that new? I was going to ask. Arky. Arky. You got that from the outlet, right? That's like a really old colorway. Arky. Did you get that on sale from the outlet right that's like a really old colorway did you get that for on sale at the outlet no i got it from rei yeah you got it on sale

bitch you can't let me just enjoy anything that i own but literally just going to a musical like no i just you know what it is wait no no fuck i'm like not even saying what i wanted to fucking say i want to go to a fucking musical have you been going i need to go to hamilton i want to see hamilton so i can either know that like because i know nothing about it i know like literally i'm not joking two percent of the information about it but going to it may change my mind and i may be like damn like people like this shit for there's that's what i'm saying people like this shit for a reason people like imagine dragon imagine dragons for a reason like

there's something to it and i need to get into that mind frame and mindset to understand why because it's one of those things that i'm like low-key hating it because it's like the most popular thing in the world right now like that and wicked and i'm like but i also just know i don't like musicals and i'm like maybe like i just need to experience that and go because i loved rocky horror picture show that is a fucking classic that's a certified classic but you know what it is too is my dad was trying to come out of the closet when he showed that to me 300 times he my my straight ass dad that was like his favorite movie like literally his favorite movie growing up was rocky or picture there's some he's sus he's a sussy baka for that he's he's sussy on a taylor miss tolar you know what i think it is too is because

you look at the communities who are fans of that stuff and you don't see anyone who looks like you around your age who's into the other same things as you. White people? Shut up. You know what I mean? So you're not like, you're not invested in the idea of looking into it because if you like saw who was fans of it and it was like friends of yours and peers of yours, you would be more intrigued.

But because it's like Disney adults are like, ooh, nevermind. Like, nevermind. Yeah. We should see it in August. hamilton yeah i'm down we should maybe get there's also that and then there's uh like the mormon one oh i want to see by the south park yeah i really want to see that my friend was saying that um that's apparently like really funny wait book of mormon my fucking hair it's so good right now. That is actually like a very good.

I have to go fix my hair. I'm sorry. Yeah. Oh. But Inya's taking a hair break. Hair and makeup. What you don't see

is the entire hair and makeup team behind the scenes doing Inya's makeup and hair. And I do my shit naturally. It took them, what, three hours

to do your hair for the halloween episode no i did my hair oh you did your hair for that yeah no it was it the the um one where i looked british like a beetle which one was it yeah you had like you had it where it looked like your hair was just on backwards. It looked like a Lego hair piece when you put it on the wrong way. You mean when you had a fucking wig on? Just so fresh, so clean. So fresh and so damn clean.

Yeah, it was... All of their voices were insane. And some of the actors, I just liked their characters. There was like four characters, like the two like sidekick friends. If you've seen it, the two like sidekick dudes, I can't remember their names, like the sidekicks to the Christian character and the like head of the house, like the head of the like burlesque like show place they all ate like they ate regardless like no matter what was happening they were like killing it but i don't know i think i'm just like i i have a lot of my own insecurities and like the idea of me doing that is so embarrassing so you're like projecting a little bit yeah i'm like fully projecting because

i'm like that's so embarrassing like you're literally you were belting with your chest right now fireworks by katie perry let that sink in let that sink in i feel like i'm watching american idol right now no i like kudos to them yeah seriously like you being able to do that shit is crazy being opera trained from like seven years old lit sauce that's something i want to see as an opera low-key um but i just feel like i'd like after three songs i'd be like let me out of here ray wanted me to go see an opera with her and her friends um but i was busy the next day but they were like they were like no it's actually so beautiful like i cry like i cry when there was something that i was we were watching oh bitch the premiere me and kai went

to last night like i was like there were several points where i was like were watching oh bitch the premiere me and kai went to last night like i was like there were several points where i was like can this be over like can this could it can end right now please and i like want to move on with my life but it was good it was good yeah i i really enjoyed it it's like a solid six out of ten could go up to a seven maybe a 7.6 depending on how the season plays out but it was like out. But it was really fun. I enjoyed it a lot. I want to have sex with the whole cast of Breaking Bad. The whole cast.

Period. Period. Everybody. Everybody. Everybody. Everybody? What about the old grandpa? The really old one? Yeah, he can give me kind of lingers. Oh, yeah. Really?

For sure. He gives sloppy top. He takes out his dentures. I know he gives good top. I'm going in the top. He gets sloppy top. He takes out his dentures. I know he gets good top. I'm going in. What about the bird in the logo of El Pollo Hermanos? Yeah. Yeah.

I'm bottoming for that bird. Yeah. I'm going in. You're going to bottom the bird? All right. Yeah. I was just fact checking to see if you guys were really bottoming. I'm going to guzzle that bird.

Like, I'm going to, like, choke. Choke that chicken. Yep. Ew. Okay. Well, this is the last thing i have to say um before we move on to media but um do all moms think that they have cute babies like i think every mom thinks they have a cute baby because i was self-aware some of them are like damn my thing is gross no my mom was not self-aware because i was genuinely the ugliest baby i looked like a fucking alien fetus like dropped from a meteor and hit the earth and was like bloody and disgusting and red and scarred like i was disgusting i was the most rancid looking baby i'd ever seen in my entire life we'll insert a photo and my mom is convinced that we were cute and like

we were not cute madeline was ugly as fuck. She looked like a hairless rat. Like it was gross. I was like 300 pounds heavier than her. And I was like, just like, but my head was giant. And it looked like if I stood up, I would like fall over because my head was so big. Like that's one thing is I grew into my head and I still have a giant head. No, I had a huge head.

My head was this side when I was a baby. I've been looking at myself this whole episode and I'm like, damn, I got a big head. Yeah, I grew into this head and I still have a giant head. No, I've never seen a head. I've been looking at myself this whole episode and I'm like, damn, I got a big head. Yeah, I grew into this head like as a baby. Like this was the size that my head was when I was a child and then I grew into it. But yeah, do all moms think they have cute babies? Because my mom was convinced, is convinced.

And my dad is honest. He was like, yeah, y'all were fucking gross. Y'all were ugly. Which like I respect the honesty because I was an ugly baby. But then like when I was like a toddler or something'all were fucking gross. Y'all were ugly. Which, like, I respect the honesty because I was an ugly baby. But then, like, when I was, like, a toddler or something, we, like, grew into it. I've seen, like, moms on TikTok show their babies, like, before and be like, I cannot believe this turned into this. Because, like, my baby is cute now.

But this was scary. Yeah. I think just infants are disgusting in general. Yeah. No matter what. They're, like, uncooked. They, like, need more time to, like, we got to keep them things in there till they're like one and a half yeah i literally i'm not joking i text my sister this once um every two months like asking for those pictures of us and i i just

you need to like save them somewhere freak um fuck okay so i have a non-binary anthem that I would like to share. Okay. This is for my non-binary listeners out there. This one's for you. Dedicated to you. This one's to all the Yosters, to Jester and all the Yosters. Did you see one of Jester's last IG posts? They captioned it like, um, this one's for the yoster yeah the tiktok

that like i don't think they made it i think their friend made it but like of them being like paparazzi and then there was like the stadium footage of like the wave of hands going up like to celebrate like jester just like dancing and like dude that had me cracking up they've done like so much shit and it's always like on their close friends and in my head i'm like this needs to be public but i get it it's because jester is living their like their like mysterious fantasy like who knows what jester gets up to and that's it for this episode unless drew has anything else um no nothing else i just have drawing every day is lit um and then bloody gums feel so good there's like pains that feel good yeah like like and one of them is like flossing until your gums

bleed and like just like oh yeah like i just know the pain there's like a little node that like you just like keep hitting and it's like bleeding and like oh i love that fucking feeling and getting up in between your molars like oh yeah i'm gonna go floss after this it's gonna be very sexual um and yeah just drawing every day is lit because like it's just lit it makes you better at it yeah i just been drawing every day because we're designing things for merch coming soon um and it's just nice um how am i not supposed to squish my newborn baby's head just poke the soft spot yeah like how am i like i like if i like something enough i like have to squish it so how am i not going to do that i don't think i will be able to so my baby will pass immediately um and then i have oh i have i want my tombstone to be one big vibrator um so people

who visit me can just sit on it and have a good time get off i don't want it to be a sad experience i want it to be full of pleasures um baby wipes feel like i shouldn't be wiping my lazy oh my lady hole with it like baby wipes are for like your butthole like i don't feel like a baby wipe should graze my like my member yeah um and then this was okay this is my hot take i know i've been silent on the subject but how are abortion rights even in question when taco bell recently started selling lattes as a country i believe we need to regroup wait they started selling they sell fucking cinnabon flavored lattes cinnabon delight lattes you know what's worse is i know this because a fucking freak on my timeline

drank it i know those taste good like i know they taste good dude they probably taste so fucking good they just like like it's just pure processed bullshit like i know it's like so delicious i know it doesn't even taste like coffee. I just know that gives you a UTI immediately. Like you have that and immediately like your urinary tract is infected. Yeah. Okay. Let's move on to the memes. Okay.

So this one is. He don't got a single song where he needs to be doing this. Like that's true. This had me cracking up. real it's very very real um it's so fucked up okay the next one is you can't keep getting away with this the next one is i'm straight but red apples be so good i mean yes true um and then i have like oh you know which one it is i'm her i'm literally her like i'm like literally her standing like bone chillingly still after getting no touch or what did she say keep your hands off of me i don't even know what she says um but yeah did you see my comment did you see my comment uh no oh yeah you said like sourcing this meme or something um where's my credit but kaya airdropped those to? Okay, so now media for the week.

Media of the week. Okay, I'll go first. So I've been listening to this album called Deltron 3030 over and over and over again. And it's so fucking good. And the songs Virus and Time Keep Sli keeps slipping are crazy and i'm not sure this is probably not true but i've been obsessed with kid koala for a long time now um because he has like these songs like nine bit blues and two bit blues and shit which are like literally classics to me and i'm pretty sure he produced deltron 30 30 but i don't fully know um but kid

koala has two songs off of one of his albums like one of his first albums or their first albums um bayshin street blues and stomping at le savoy um and though those are my media like those four songs like have been keeping me going for the past four weeks and then i watched um sword art online the first season it does not keep up to my brain what it like thought it was it's it's really fun and good but it's just not what my 16 year old like virgin to anime brain like thought it was it was like the first one of the first animes i watched then i watched uh mob psycho that is probably my favorite anime of all time not not my favorite anime of all time but it is up there like close to hunter hunter and like i've watched that the entire first season of mob psycho the entire first

season of sword art online um and then i watched um oh this anime that josh and lucas put me on called ranking of kings and that shit is so fucking good it's about like this like deaf prince who like um without spoiling anything it's about a deaf prince that like um is like is he gonna take over his father's kingdom or is he not? And just like, it's so good. And it's like this little, Boji is his name. And he's like this little dinky boy. And it's very much like-

Is it like super sweet? It's so cute. It's so fucking cute. And you'll cry. When you said the name, I was like, oh, action. You know what I realized? No, it's not action. I'm not like an action, action girl.

No, this one, you would fucking love it. It would make you cry your eyes out. It's so fucking cute. Dude, there's so many like animes I need to watch. You know what I need to rewatch is Dead Man Wonderland. Have you seen that? Yes, I haven't. You showed me it a long time ago.

I haven't watched it in a very... Is that the one where they're like in prison? Yeah. Yeah, that was like one of the first animes I ever watched. And like I have been looking for it everywhere and it does not exist. I think it's on Netflix now. Oh, really? Because I might be tripping. But I remember there wasn't enough funding to do like

season two but i think there is a season two now because i think the the manga kept going and then the like show got cut will there be a season two unfortunately there won't be any next season yeah i remember that yeah the company that was doing it went bankrupt while i was making i also watched assassination assassination classroom like and it's just not as good as like the other big fan of it i like the i love the characters so all the characters look so cool yeah but yeah i that was an anime i tried to watch and i was like i'm not really into this um i really want to watch i'm gonna re-watch dead man wonderland i haven't been watching any anime recently but that's because i like have so many like movies to catch up on since i just now came into the age where i can

watch movies um so for my media of the week, we're all going to the world's fair. It's like a really good movie, but I think it just like, I think it didn't need to be that long. It's like really good, but a lot of it is dragged out. And I think maybe it had to do with like, cause don't movies have to be a certain, uh, length to get into like festivals and things like they have to be like feature length films to be in a festival um so i think maybe that's why it was that long like i i'm not sure why but that's just like i i just feel like it was like too long like it like it could have been if it was shorter it would be like one of the like my favorite movies ever but the soundtrack

for it is my other media it's so fucking good it's by Alex G. And it like that album is so fucking good. And it's honestly what made me like the movie even more was the soundtrack of it. I finally saw three of billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri. Cried my fucking ass off. Like, oh, my God, that movie was so fucking good. Like it deserves like awards or something. Like I know it came out a while ago, but like I feel like we need to like it deserves like an Oscar or something like I don't know um and then Desperate Living by John Waters um so fucking funny pretty gnarly but like

just like good comedy like just really fucking funny um and yeah that is my media movie wise i've been reading milk fed i know i'm a piece of shit i love that book um whatever suck my balls uh and then my music of the week shake back by kodak black kodak black is such a good song couldn't love you more john martin seabird innovations and then that whole alex g album is so fucking good yeah i need to go back to making playlists because i've just been listening to my likes and it's a nightmare um yeah i actively don't listen to alex g it's like it's like alex g when i found out that he did babylon with 106.9 for really broke my heart I don't know why I can't I don't there's like a few a few people it's like Alex G and Cemetery I like actively don't listen to Alex G has really good music I know and that's the thing is like all of his music I really like

but I just I don't know there's something something about it something about it that like makes me just like is it because it's like the male manipulator anthem i don't know like i just because i really like alex g but there is a specific type of guy that lives in san francisco i think that might maybe be it it's just like but also it's not that i just i just like actively choose not to listen to him which like sucks because i do realize he has like really fucking great songs because all of the songs that i like by him are like some of my favorite songs like ever um but yeah and then cemetery i just can't do um well you're gonna hear me playing alex you're in the house and you're gonna have to listen to it because it's so good it's like the songs i was playing yesterday when i was showing y'all um my

airpods trying to convince you to get like a cooler pair because your white ones were like the cheaper like alternative i had them first and i'm better than you didn't though that's weird you just decided to like be weird and show them first but i don't believe in like showing the things i buy because like i actually care about them i had them first um that's it for this episode live laugh love your weight and down Bye.