Emergency Intercom - Reminiscing on our childhoods

Episode Date: May 5, 2023

Drew unveils his horrific baby picture, and enya is convinced we are living in the future because the new hundai cars look insane  This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Learn more and save 10% off your first month at www.BetterHelp.com/intercom Go to www.Zocdoc.com/INTERCOM and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today. Many are available within 24 hours. Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzor Follow Drew on Insta: @DrewPhillips09 To listen to the podcast on YouTube: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercomPodYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Spotify, this is Javi. My biggest passion is music. And it's not just sounds and instruments. It's more than that to me. It's a world full of harmonies with chillers. From streaming to shopping, it's on Prime. welcome we've been in like sync the past couple days like i noticed there was a couple moments where like you and i said the exact same thing at the exact same time even like the oh i like the pauses and

everything and we were sitting on the couch and literally no one noticed it and i was like At the exact same time, even like the pauses and everything. And we were sitting on the couch and literally no one noticed it. And I was like, I wonder if that's just me being invisible to the rest of them and just hearing you. Or if it's just they're so used to it that it doesn't even faze them anymore that we're so in sync. I think it's also because when everybody was here, it was like 13 people in the living room. Yeah. And it's easy for me to steal the show because my big boobs like when i walk in the room they usually they like perk up a little bit like magnets and they start like connecting it's really really crazy

it's like cybernetic almost it's like cyborg um looking at you i just realized i had a dream where we got into a huge fight and it was like gnarly and it was like uh but it was like we like barked at each other like pretty crazy and then walked away and orion was here and she came up to me and she was like oh my god and i was like it'll fucking leave it alone and i was just like that's literally how it is i was like it'll just fucking we'll talk to each other later whatever well so my family back in texas they found a photo box that we haven't gone through in probably 15 years we all thought it got thrown away um and there were a few photos of me as an infant in there that i haven't seen yet and i know i've already showed you infant photos of me but this one is especially awful and terrible and disgusting and nasty and i it genuinely convinced me even further that i was

switched at birth because this isn't me like this is a baby that was born and then three minutes later i came into the picture because this does not look like me at all i think i've already showed you but um no this was really fucked up like why i switched at birth and it's this oh my god yeah my skin is like patchy like you lived through chernobyl no i look like the cover of come and see insert that picture for the girls that haven't seen it this is so why are you why is your mouth like that i don't know you look like swollen where are my freckles like put a hot pan on your like i know i look like a burn victim sorry i look like a burn victim yeah it's crazy it looks like your mom was really into sleeping with the blow dryer next to her and then you

rolled over well that's literally my dad my dad whoa yeah you look like a little piece of beef jerky yeah you look really gross dude oh face card decline that made me crack up i was like saying that about an infant is so funny like the face card literally declined um but yeah i was switched at birth it's a fish it's always been like a theory of mine and madeline's that like okay we don't look like either of our parents like sure there's some similar futures but like it's not enough to convince me that they are fully my parents like i love them like my parents enough when i find out that they aren't my genetic parents or whatever the fuck, biological parents, I will still love them the same because they raised me to be the person I am. But I'm convinced that they're not my parents.

I think you look like your mom. But also, I think you look like your mom. Maybe not your dad. Your dad was pretty random. Yeah, he's random. He's super random core he was like generated maybe my mom cheated on my father yeah and you just you have a different dad well madeline looks like my dad like that's the thing yeah madeline has my dad's nose i have my mom's nose

but where are the freckles let's talk about it where are the moles does your mom have freckles no i mean oh where are the moles? Well, you just have skin cancer. Yeah, I forgot about that. Those grow over time. You're just lucky. You're one of the lucky ones. I forgot about that. Well, I don't think I look like my parents, but then sometimes I see.

When I was 14, I looked exactly like my dad when he was 14. Because we had the same facial structure and i don't know why but we just looked like i looked like my dad did from 14 to 20 when i was like 14 to 16 or 17 and then maybe i started looking a little more like my mom but i don't feel like i look like my mom i feel i feel like i look more like my dad like i share more features with him but i don't know well something is seriously y'all were ugly ass fucking babies dude you were disgusting like i look like i'm melting but you know this also like confirmed for me that like my lopsided face which i'm so insecure about so if any one of y'all

comment that about my lopsided face it goes'm so insecure about so if any one of y'all comment that about my lopsided face it goes straight to my heart like a fucking dagger and i die and i want to die um isn't from like sleeping on the side of my body it's from like the womb and the way my face formed like no you don't have a lopsided yes i do look at that no it's the angle you're just like crumbly like why are you growing you grumbly? No, even... Oh, look at Madeline. Oh, hell no, bitch! Wait, what the fuck? I know. We had serious blood flow issues.

Like, something was seriously wrong. Like, it's really off. Dude, what? It's crazy because it's not like y'all... Like, whoa, she was fully missing pigment and like so much of her body i mean it is like we did share a womb for 12 months or nine months does that happen to twins because i've seen cute twin photos i don't i mean we got cute like look they sent me a photo where we eventually like got cute but this is just another lopsided photo of my face.

But we eventually got cute. You do look like you're melting. Yeah, it's really, really jarring. You know what's awesome is your mom thought y'all were beautiful. So it doesn't matter. I know. That's the only thing that matters is my mom. I'm really bad with that.

Like I won't like I would never go up to somebody's baby and be like, you have an ugly baby until they're grown up and maybe like not so ugly. Because then you could like call a baby photo of someone you love ugly because they're not ugly anymore if you can't fix it in five seconds don't say it but i won't be calling your baby beautiful if you have an ugly baby like i've met babies that i find really repulsive and nasty i'm thinking oh my god she's oh you have a baby wow you did that that's what i said i said oh you oh you ate you stopped since the face color is not good um well i've been i don't know if this is um a universal experience for everyone else but i've been on irish chinese food tiktok um and it's the craziest most diabolical is it just chinese food or did they

like do something like oh it's it's not like i know like americans aren't probably aren't doing chinese food right but they are a hundred percent a hundred percent doing it wrong because like they like it's like gray matter it's like fucking brain matter and gray and like they pile it all onto a plate and then pour like disgusting curry gravy and sweet and sour sauce all over it and make it into this like literal mound of like rice and apparently like there's no seasoning on it because they're all white and so they have to like adapt to them to sell like it's sad but like there's no seasoning there's it's gray food it's like if they got some red 40 in there you would look at it a little bit i would eat the out of it i mean

there is some reds 40 and that's the only thing that i thought like might be good um but they also say i got a chinese like they captured someone like they're always like i got a chinese food like that's how they say it when they introduce their fucking um food do does ireland have like a a language of its own or is it just english just weird ass english celtic celtic girl no that's the skirts they wear no celtic i thought celtic was the language i killed this skirt that went over my head yeah i'm just such a dumb girl y'all thought i was serious well yeah yeah yeah i'm sorry i'm looking for the irish food tiktok um well my favorite uh memory of like the first because do y'all remember the first time you had certain foods or no i remember the first time i actually was able to eat chucky cheese no no uh cc's pizza

well i remember the first time i like saw somebody with like Chinese food and I really wanted it and it was in my daycare and I was friends with the daughters of the people who ran the daycare. Did anyone order a Chinese? Got a Chinese tonight. I've been craving a Chinese for so long and I thought we could dish it up together. Got two curries and a sweet and sour because I can't just have one sauce and egg fried rice. What is your go-to Chinese order? Okay, it's not looking too bad so far. Was that somebody eating her ass up? But look, they pile it all on the plate.

Oh my fucking God. And then they pour everything all over it. It's really shocking. Put sweet and sour on first. Stunning. And curry sauce oh my god i am so excited and then some crispy seaweed is that seaweed and she called it cabbage why did she do that do they like prepare it like that they all prepare it like that every video i've seen on tiktok has been prepared like that i could not survive in the uk okay yeah what

in what in the world is seaweed cabbage yeah i was like that's just seaweed yeah also um that meme where it's like why do people in europe still eat like they're like russian bomber spy planes like flying overhead dropping bombs like they're eating like their beans and toast and i will give it to the uk beans and toast is late and i think i've said that before like but beans like the english breakfast that is a fire breakfast to me like and to me that's like uh maybe if it was black beans except for the one we got in new york that was the most diabolical thing i've ever put in my body it was rancid and horrific but i can get with some beans and toast like i love refried beans on toast try it don't knock it till you try it it tastes actually so good it's like dehydrated nutella without the sweetness

but it's that kind of texture what were you saying about the first food you tried or something oh the first time i saw somebody eating chinese food and i was like damn i really really want that because my family wasn't like actually that's a lie we did have a spot that we always ordered from chinese buffets are a classic yeah there was a chinese buffet we went to a lot but there was a spot we usually ordered from but the first time i actually saw and wanted it, even though my family would eat it often, was at daycare. Because I was friends with the daughters of the people who ran the daycare. And during nap time, the daughters, like, got up and left.

And I was like, where are y'all going? Like, where is everybody going? And then I heard them talking to their mom. And they were like, I heard bags and things coming out of bags. And I was like, oh, my God. And heard them talking to their mom and they like i heard bags and things coming out of bags and i was like oh my god and then i started to smell the food and i was like fuck i really want food so then i acted like i woke up from a nap and i was like can i use the bathroom like i woke up and i was like can i use the bathroom and they were like okay yeah and i went and used the bathroom i was like i don't think i'm gonna be able to sleep again i'm so

hungry and then um she was like okay fine do you want some food i was like yes please please and then they gave me food and then the daughter got a chinese that she yeah i got a chinese and then she the daughter taught me that you like she would put like duck sauce and soy sauce in her fried rice and then i tried it and i remember like that was also the first time as a kid like somebody showed me the way they would eat their favorite thing and i was like whoa this changes everything and i don't know why i wanted to say that but i remember that and her name was jade the girl who gave me she was actually a set of twins and they were really cute so what's your excuse i'm white oh yeah that actually literally might be why babies are vile when they're born like really look at any white baby infant baby i was i was

really cute i don't believe that for a split second actually i want to see you as a baby can you get it i could find one right now yeah i want to see it um well i decided that i never need to see a man's toes ever again like seeing like something about seeing a man's toes is so nasty and, like, fucking rancid. And I literally can't see it and be like, aw, this is, like, a man's, like, legs. Like, ew, even a man's legs. Like, if there's a man who I've only seen in jeans and pants and the first time I see his legs, I'm literally so confused. Well, I don't want to see your feet either. That's funny because every time i have them out

in the house you take pictures and that's why i have to wear slippers in the house yeah i mean yeah i do take pictures of your feet and i don't think that's a problem because i'm just keeping tabs and i and i tell you you know i tell you i'm like you need to get a pedicure soon like the freaks are gonna like eat that up like seeing random people's feet like it's horrifying it's it's really like seeing like a penis like no it is literally the equivalent also men's toes are so nasty like they are literally like why are they like velociraptor like yeah it looks like men when they walk in their shoes like it's like that like twinkie men like

twinkie feet are crazy skinny men's feet are really really scary like but it makes some meat on those bones literally it's chicken claws and then just like seeing like i hate like men's thigh hair because it's like so like why girl you need to get like i don't know what needs to happen but there needs to be conditioner and it needs to be like that's what i say to women too i'm like cut all your fucking hair off your nasty body all that i actually do think men should like cater to their leg hair because some men's leg hair i'm like whoa you have no business i'm proud of my leg no yours is pretty like yours isn't too crazy but there are some men whose leg hair was really nasty i'm just honestly evening out the playing field like men should start have to take care of their feet because women are expected to but also

women's feet in general are just prettier like men have nasty feet women have pretty feet and that's just the way god did it and it's because men were supposed to like dig their toes into the dirt so that they are like stable enough to like swing and grow their nails to stand in the kitchen yeah like that's just the way it was made oh yeah i actually agree with you on that one and that women should shave their bodies yeah oh period what are you laughing at did you find a picture of yourself um yeah i found a disgusting. Also, before we get to that, I want to say this before it leaves my brain. But when I clip my fingernails and toenails, like there's something to it where like there's like epigenetic memories inside of my fingernails or some shit. Because like when I cut them, I feel 10% weaker. Like I feel like there's something serious about nails like they are made

to climb trees and make you feel stronger and like when i cut nails were ever strong enough to like give you grip like that i know but i'm just saying like there's something to it maybe in like the past like i memorized there's something to it like you i was supposed to like climbing trees there's like something to it um well i'm gonna climb your tree tonight yeah you are no yeah you are all right i want to see kai okay there's another one are you sending it to us so we don't have to stand up yeah i'll send it to you guys so this is like a baby the one of drew is so crazy crazy lit okay so i think i was like six in that oh um kai that's just a picture of you in face up what that's just you from face up you were you're trying to convince me that you're six years old here bro why did you take a picture of your whole thing and then you

have eight million pictures of yourself down there it's like one of those things where you change from a lizard to like a human being what are those called also you know what's crazy this is a real one this used to be technology that was literally only kept behind doors for, like, missing people. And now we just have it on our iPhone. Face it. Wait, is that actually you? Yeah. Aw, you were really cute.

That's pretty cute. Look at your little nose. You look like a little girl. Aw, little sweet boy. That's a cute baby. Yeah, all right. Kai and Daddy. That's what they say about us.

Kai and Daddy. I'm Daddy. Hello. I'm actually so jealous of people who are as old as you and had video cameras as kids. VHS camera. It's like iconic. No, because you know what it is? It actually is

crazy because I feel like when we were growing up, digital cameras were like the new thing like in like the really early 2000s people would switch like i have a bunch of pictures of us like as kids from film cameras like my family was a big disposable camera they were like ahead of the fucking curb with that shit like everybody's cheaper to have a disposable camera instead of just buying a fucking camera they're just like trendsetters like they like they started using film cameras early on and like now everybody wants i know everybody wants to be so my family created yeah

it's crazy like us starting kodak was like a really big risk but i'm really glad we did it because now we're like so well i know they're like rich and shit um but like i feel like we were growing up like right when digital cameras were becoming accessible to families they were still really expensive to have a digital camera I saw this thing the other day that like one of those older tvs like the box ones was two thousand dollars when they first started rolling out which is fucking insane oh like the big screen one yeah oh like a 27 inch like fucking like box ass tv like the cr tvs were like two thousand dollars but i looked it up and like digital cameras that now are like

fucking 30 bucks were literally like 700 so it was still like a big feat to have one but my family finally got one in like 2006 but then from then on i don't even there's like this huge gap of photos because my family i think was like so much more into using like film cameras than digital cameras so like the ones they got they never really used and there were only two tapes that I've found for my household and they were like for my family's work like my dad remodels homes that he had like before and after videos of like the homes he had done to show to clients but we like didn't have i have no videos of me talking before 14 my brothers um they got like a mini dv uh camera for christmas one year and the only videos i have

of me talking from that age are like me cussing because I thought it was hilarious and they would just make me cuss and then them beating the shit out of me and then them forcing me and Madeline to do like jackass stunts and like rolling us down hills and shit in cars and I'm going to ask them for that footage because they still have it all and that would

be like really funny just to like to watch. I literally get like a pain of envy when i see videos of people when they were younger but i feel like people who were born in like 96 and before usually are more likely to have like a plethora of videos because in the mid 90s is when it became also super accessible by seth rogan like hill by seth is that the name of the movie mid 90s by rogan hill by rogan hill yeah you nailed that true wait is that actually the name of that movie it's called mid 90s but you're schizophrenic and it's no rogan hill you said rogan hill right yes yeah by rogan

hill jonah hill i think you're the schizophrenic one i know yeah it's rogan hill i don't and oh oh roman hill oh no it is no that's more wrong okay yeah yeah because there's roman hill and then there's seth rogan that's why we keep getting a mess you guys are super wrong because seth rogan makes the weed stuff rogan hill is the director the mid-90s skateboarding content. There's literally no hope for you guys with this stuff. The craziest thing about Roman Hill was he was a YouTuber, a skateboarder YouTuber, and he also had cameras. Yeah.

And he always liked them so much that he was like, this should be my job. Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. But it became like a, I think it was more common for people to have it. Also, if you had older siblings, like all my homies with like a big age gap between their other siblings usually have videos of themselves because they had like some older sibling who was like a teenager when they were young.

Yeah, that got the family camera was like bored and was like, I'm gonna film people. My younger, I mean, my older brothers and sisters, they all have like an insane amount of footage of them when they were a kid and an insane amount of photos and then when it got to me and madeline they were just like okay like what are we gonna do with these photos i mean we know why they didn't want to take yeah my father loved me i swear i wouldn't want photo documentation of y'all until you got like normal yeah no for sure old jelly i was a really cute baby these crispy jelly beans there's a there's an old video of me as a baby and like my dad comes into the kitchen and i'm sitting on the counter

and i'm covered in peanut butter and i'm like ah it's really cute that's not you there's no the viral peanut butter baby is you that would make sense because you're like what 50 now that's actually fucking amazing yeah that's awesome yeah i guess i just never told you guys that yeah it'd be cool if you like were able to monetize that but now you're just like 50 and you're like i'm not 50 it's weird he's 48 okay yeah but i just round up with people's age um well i going to transition the conversation. Okay. And I'm going to say some things out loud, and I want to get your reaction. I really have to poop.

Bindaroos. Is that a candy or something? That's like, I know what that is. Yeah. Zoo books. Yeah. Slushy magic. Is that that thing that you squish that you fucked yeah that's i it was the first pocket pussy i ever had like it was lit whoa i lost my virginity i guess that's

a really good one because you can do it however fits your means and you you probably still using you but you have to squish it like this i know that shit was like small maybe no that shit got rotten quick which is like i had to throw that out you know i was thinking shit was like small maybe no that shit got rotten quick which is like i had to throw that out you know i was thinking i was like what if i just one episode had my vibrator hanging here charging like buzzing um but yeah i just wanted to but bender ruse are like a like these are all like uh tv like ads of toys that yeah i remember like something about it is purple but bender ruse yeah uh no they're like the little like they're almost like pipe cleaners but they're made out of like wax and metal and you like can form them oh i'm thinking of there was

like a kangaroo like a cereal with a kangaroo as a mascot this is um Benderoo. Actually, I've never seen that in my life. Whoa. Really? I've never seen you in my life. Yeah, Benderoo's really shit. I'm thinking of Quangaroos. I've never heard of that either.

Where is this from? But yeah, lost my virginity to a slushy magic. We'll insert a photo of all three of those when they go down. Or when I say them. When it goes down for real. This guy. Oh, Dunkaroos. Dunkaroos, that is what I'm thinking of.

Dunkaroos. Okay, well, let's transition the conversation again um and talk about the absolute chokehold sanrio has on the girls it's crazy you know what's awesome is uh sanrio was just a small gift shop that was originally selling a lot of snoopy stuff. So it was like a small gift shop that this man had owned. And then he I think he started like licensing out Snoopy products because like getting licenses to make Snoopy products, because he realized after having a few Snoopy items in the store that those were like flying off the shelf. And then he was just like for a while, getting licenses from the Snoopy like whoever owns Snoopy to make a few products. But then after a while of him becoming like a store that people would come for Snoopy stuff, he was just like, dude, I need to make my own character because I could be like creating a whole new franchise instead of just like giving money to this franchise.

And then they made Hello Kitty. And also when they made the Hello Kitty kitty cartoon he was so against um hello kitty having a mouth and that was like a big issue that he was like she shouldn't have a mouth she's never had a mouth why would she have a mouth and then she would argue because that seems like oh my god well i didn't even think about it like that there's like a meaning behind that yeah yeah did you know that hello kitty is from london london bitch yeah because uh young japanese girls were really infatuated in that time like with london and they were all like we really want to go to london like that's like the spot was it made um in like 70 actually maybe

even before hello kitty's like actually old as boned yeah london was like the town for a while and then it became new york and paris and now it's la like because we're here oh no 1974 oh my god she's like 50 she's fucking haggardy she's gotta quit it damn she doesn't age at all i'm not 50 this was the first thing they made was this. They made like a little pocket book. A pocket what? A little coin pocket thing. Oh, okay. A little coin pouch.

Wait, what were you insinuating? I know. What were you trying to say? A pocket pussy? I don't say that word. Oh, my God. I would never say that word. Can I use you like a pocket ussy?

Usy gussy my... Someone told me that saying ussy is worse than saying pussy but i don't think that no the p word is literally scary i love saying ussy that's my new thing is saying ussy instead of pussy because pussy is a lot my my new thing is saying the house like i'll just say like oh that camera is the house or like hello kitty it's just something me and my friends made up and that we like say to each other oh okay but like can you like oh that headband is the house no no no it's not referring to the house like in the house it's just the house

okay i'll try to implement that but it seems a bit confusing and hard to get a hold of. Yeah, I mean, we did make it up. Me and my friends made it up. Can I try? My penis is the house. Yeah, that works. He's having so sincere. This is the most sun that's ever come into this room while we've ever been filming. It's only on you.

I know. Wait, why am I Mr. Brightside looking? Wait, Mr. Brightside. Yeah. wait why am i mr bright side like i literally have mr bright side yeah um okay well let's transition again because i have so many notes you need to stop saying less transition you can just start a new sentence what why is that bad why is that bad no leave it all there why is this bad no because it's fucking weird in a conversation imagine we were just talking and i'm like all right so let's transition to the next topic like saying that conversation is so unnatural it's literally like every time you said it it would like snap me out of like reality i know it literally like makes it feel like we're following like i don't know like it makes me

scared you saying that well okay i'm actively trying to beat the uh drew print allegations and it's really hard for me it's really hard for me actually because i don't want to be the drew print but like it just is forced onto me well it's because like it's hard to look at you and not want to be you because you're so gorgeous but are you naturally gorgeous or have you had work done uh absolutely not oh you say like there's nothing wrong with getting work done there's nothing wrong with that i would literally just ask you pushed into my face man that shit's bullshit i mean more power is you if you get it done like i'm happy for you but like you sound really condescending about it though like drew print is that like when it presses up against the sweatpants yeah the gray sweat pant challenge you don't say that enough like i missed that in the house no the thing is is i'm

not off this transition to conversation because like i'm making this fucking conversation flow by saying that because it would just be silent if i wasn't bringing these topics in here it would not it would be silent it would be you can bring the topics but just like a normal conversation saying all right so let's transition well this isn't a normal conversation you've never done that so it's like so confusing for to like hear you do that no this is bullshit i'm being attacked for doing my job well since drew has been sober now in the friend group, he's the Drewber. So we don't have to call Uber. We have Drewber.

Yeah, I like Uber them around. Yeah, and I made that up, and it was awesome when I did. And everybody picked me up on a chair and took me down the streets like a little parade. And then I got dropped off at home. Mm-hmm. Yeah. It's nice. And I am-

Oh, your parade is coming up wait is that is that june yeah your parade's oh a month away wait no your month the the whole month for you is coming up let's go are you gonna celebrate hispanic heritage month no you're you're not you are not oh they have a whole month for me that power like work that's not true that's not the one yeah that's not the one referencing it's you know you go into target and you know it's a special time we need a week for veterans right i swear to god like not even a month for them you know no i swear like this is crazy um no it's that special time of year when you walk into target and you feel something is happening and it's because there's so many nice decorations for you.

Pride merch month. That's what it is, right? Yeah, yeah. It's when all the companies get to get together and make more money than they've ever made all year. Yeah, it's really interesting, actually. Me and Drew decided we're going to drop pride merch. Oh. Yeah, but as allies.

Yeah, emergency intercom merch. And we're going to say we're going to donate it, but we're gonna say we're gonna donate it but we're actually gonna keep it super smart well because they're for we're making the merch for allies so it's just gonna say like i'm not gay but i know some people who are i'm not gay but i like kind of support the cause yeah like i'm not gay so don't ever mistake me for that in terms of like my support the lifestyle i'm okay with you guys um for now dude one time i was with drew and we ordered an uber he opened the app and he saw that the line was rainbow and drew said i'm not getting in that car i literally like wasn't gonna get in this is crazy i stopped using uber that day yeah because why did they do that well well you could have seen it like rainbow road from mario kart what if it was just a mario movie

drew walked out of mario movie when that scene came on it's never that never that never well yeah your month is coming so we're gonna do something special for for drew yeah fuck i got something to say i like literally completely forgot what if i literally got everybody to like bombard and harass you all month that would be fucked up no i would eat that up what are you talking about i would literally love that that's like my dream is to be any kind of attention yes like that's literally my favorite time of the year sometimes my scabs are like like right here is a piece of skin where when i get like a cut or something my body will make too much skin on top of a scab and then sometimes randomly it starts itching

and i think it's literally my body like that's a word to get rid of this oh at least it's not where it used to be though because i used to get a lot of warts on your genitals yeah and it would like honestly bother me because my underwear would scratch up against it. So it would just be bleeding all the time. So I felt like I had, like, a 24-7 period. But it was just my warts popping from my tight underwear. That does, like, suck. Well, I'm entering my Karen arc. Oh, are you going to start yelling at people?

Yeah, like when people fuck up my order after an eight-hour shift and I go in 13 minutes before closing. Like, I am just the exact same customer that came in here when it was four hours before closing. Like, I am just the exact same customer that came in here when it was four hours before closing. Like, you better treat me with respect. That's what I'm saying. And I want fresh. I want fresh ingredients. Yeah, turn the fryers back on.

I don't give a fuck. Turn on the stove. Yeah. Start back up the espresso machine. I actually do have a big peppy. Like, what am I paying you for? You know? Like, what's the fucking point?

I know. Like, I'm going gonna start just leaving no tips that's kind of my vibe it's like that's not my duty like i don't need to give you a tip like right hello i'm so with you on that yeah i'm so you might be ahead of me on that because you haven't tipped for what five years now seven yeah oh wow that's a good streak seven years sober of tipping of tipping service workers but me i'm kidding guys i like tip so much sometimes i just tip a hundred percent it's it's unironically like i over tip because i feel so bad i get really nervous like i literally get so uncomfortable last night last night i texted inya at like one and i was like i really have to do this and i know this

is disgusting but i literally have to do this and i ordered hot cheetos oh where are they did you fuck them up like that no they're in my bed um but i ordered hot cheetos at 1 a.m um and i felt so bad because the only stores that were open were the ones where you have to like go and collect it yourself like the uber driver does and so i felt so bad so i like texted him like before he even or right after he accepted before he even got to walgreens and i was like thank you so much and we had just like a nice conversation and i think loki was a little flirty and i said leave it at the door and he made me come and get it from him at the door, which I thought was like crazy. But also my picture on Uber Eats is of like the cutest little baby monkey ever. Let me show you.

He's really cute. Oh, so he was flirting with an animal. So it's a guy who was into BCL. Dark turn. I know. But look at the little guy. Why does Uber let you use not a photo of yourself it's kind of dangerous how do they find you when you call an uber um but he's looking for a monkey with the suitcase

the cutest little monkey with a banjo it felt i felt so bad making him do that at 1 a.m that i literally tipped him 14 which is fucking crazy for a bag of hot chips. So how was your $30 bag of hot chips? Was it worth it? No, because I literally laid in that bed eating them and I was like, am I getting COVID right now? Because I literally can't taste these. They were under seasoned.

Like it was crazy. I want to try them. No. Okay. They're mine. Well, I hope you have COVID, bitch. bitch sorry my total was 14 i misspoke i just wanted to set the record straight um 723 oh that's how much you tipped that's cool i guess drew tips me way more than that with my tip well that's because if you're doing a sexual act i

would hope you're asking for more than seven dollars kai what's your self-respect yeah i pay kai to do me yeah that's a part of that's a part of like his job the contract yeah we put that in there most of my job yeah i mean it is 70 of the work you do so but we got to keep this little guy happy so he keeps coming back. Yeah, it will be dangerous. It'll be dangerous. I was going to say something before you did all that and then I forgot. Oh, actually, I do have a fucking pet peeve with coffee shops. Hold on.

Before I just spoke because it's a podcast. No, I'm sorry. I didn't mean for it to go that way. Wow. How is that any better than me saying let's transition the conversation to the next topic see that's how my brain operates and works like it works for me yeah well before you fucking killed my vibe but um i was gonna say that i actually do have a pet people with coffee shops turning off their machines like 30 minutes before they close

because at that point you're not a fucking coffee shop bitch you're a water stand like why why are your doors still open if i'm coming in and i'm asking for a latte 30 minutes before you close and it's like we we just turned off our machine 15 minutes ago it's like cool then why are you so they just click the button and turn it back on like i'm being dead serious like it's that easy does that fucking warm up also what i think sometimes like we'll turn it on like it's that easy does that fucking warm up also what i think sometimes like we'll turn it on like it's not fucking 1930 it doesn't take 18 years for it to heat up but i think it's because they have to clean the fuck out of the coffee machine so that they like don't

calcify and get all fucked up because even with the one i have like sometimes you have to go in there and like really scrub it to work because you're supposed to keep it clean because like that like the little ones the stove tops get so much calcium buildup in it i don't know why i don't know if it's like a chemical reaction from the coffee to the metal i think it's the lexapro that boils out of the tap water in la i wish it came out of the tap water i'd be too lit i've been having a fluoride stare a lot recently i think you've always had that kind of also um i did like a look smaxing deep dive um which it's crazy that that became mainstream what does that technically mean is that just like doing everything to make you look yeah exactly best like bone smashing and like all that shit like really like mewing

yeah mewing um but oh cool it's crazy it will blur it um it's crazy that um look smacking and the idea of like bone smashing and all this shit became mainstream in the last like month what is bone smashing it's literally what it sounds like it's like going in with like a hammer or an object to like smash your cheekbones and your forehead to like make it regrow and recalcify and become like more prominent because like in these like communities and circles they think like having like sunken in cheeks and like better sharper jaw lines and broader foreheads and all that shit are like sexually attractive and it's like it's all the incels like it's all

that's why people like love me so much because i have such a strong um jaw jawline exactly that's what they always say about me they're like i wish i could look like you but sorry mine's all natural i just look like this i hate to write to you why are you looking at me well you guys are doing a podcast and i'm the producer so i'll just typically look at you guys while you talk you're done what how isn't it crazy that when this comes out i'll literally be about to get on a plane to go to korea like that's kind of crazy huh that is sick that's what i say when huh? That is sick. That's what I say when I walk into your room because it stinks. With your oyster candle.

Drew has a candle that I genuinely believe smells like an oyster. And I don't know why, but, like, the smell of it freaks me the fuck out. It smells like your clam. That's what I'm saying. That's literally what it smells like. It smells like I spread your little clam open, fucking rubbed it, and then rubbed the walls with the district. I literally love the way it smells like it smells like i spread your little clam open fucking rubbed it and then rub the walls with the i literally love the way it smells but that's because i like love gash and eating it and like slam posts and shit you shouldn't say that gosh is that what you're saying isn't that what they call it in ireland i have no idea i literally have no idea what's

coolest for this episode the only thing i wrote down was i'm not meant to see a man's toes like that's the only thing i wrote down i write down so much every single episode because i love my job smells i actually love the picture of the the cat laying down between the girl's legs and as she's big belly when i posted that on my story people were like bitch why are your toes out i'm like that is not me what like this photo that's obviously from 2008 you think i just took that on my iphone 14 and posted it to my story yeah for real like what that is literally weird chorus fuck um well i decided uh that furries are not bad people and they're very misunderstood and that I am going to explore my furrism. Yeah, I'm going to explore it. Do people think that furries are bad or is it just that they're weird?

I think it's that they're weird. And bad. But, like, yeah. It is really fucking weird, though. I'm sorry. Like, it is weird. It really is. Do you guys remember that one husky that people were thirsting after on TikTok?

Dude, yes. That's the closest I've gotten to being a furry, I think. I think the- There's really cool suits. There's really- There's like this guy who makes crazy Five Nights at Freddy's suits. Like, they're actually fucking insane. And it's crazy that he's making them at his home because they look so fucking good.

And I did have a point where I was super obsessed. And I was like, damn, I really need to see this this in real life but he obviously lives in the middle of nowhere because nobody living in a major city um is doing that kind of shit because like there's things to do outside like if you want to be a furry go back to grand mary that'll just happen naturally i feel yeah there's probably a community there anyways i feel like any like small town in the middle of america it's literally just like there's nothing else to do it's like fucking i want to be a dog like give me ball i want to be a dog fuck it i'm bored as fuck i'm about to be a cat like no not just this i saw this in the thumbnail

also i think i have to clarify i don't actually want to be a fucking furry um i hope that just didn't go over everyone's head i don't think anybody who listening to this far into an episode genuinely thinks you're gonna be a furry because one you don't leave the house but i did leave the house um yesterday to go get chick-fil-a i went to go get chick-fil-a yesterday it was like the first time i'd left the house on my own in like two days. And I was like, Ooh, like I'm going to get, like, it was the first time in my life I decided that I was going to get Chick-fil-A. Normally like Chick-fil-A like comes to me, like other people get it or like, I want Chick-fil-A. I've never actively been like, Ooh, I'm going to go get Chick-fil-A. Um, so I was like, Ooh, I'm going

to go get it. Like, let's fucking go. And i drove all the way there and it was fucking closed um because it was sunday well maybe that's what you get for even supporting something that's so against what's literally so innate to you yeah i just like it's internalized at this point like i really am i just do not like it but i did listen to um iq 84 yeah iq 84 and there was another book i listened to um you listened to the whole book on the way no i got like an hour into one of them and then because i left like hella early and i just drove around and then i got into um a george orwell book i forget what it's called yeah um but 1984 yes it literally was 1984 oh really yeah let me actually look what do you i've never listened to an audiobook in my life i love i can read we just got to get you those books in your um what's the way for dyslexic people when it's like the bionic yeah we just gotta get you bionic books is there

a company that makes bionic books because that would be lit a billion dollar idea yeah oh i listened to norwegian wood by mirakami uh 184 mirakami in 1984 um by orwell not all the way through but i was just getting bored of each of them when you listen to audiobooks do you also use your phone at the same time or do you just listen i just kind of chill out you sleep you take your 18th nap of the day actually i haven't been napping recently that's good i haven't been staying up super late. So I actually wake up at reasonable times. But I agree with my same ideology that someone like me who has full autonomy of what to do with my day shouldn't be waking up so early because there's literally nothing for me to do. Like, I just don't need to be alive and awake and cognizant, like cognitive for that long in my day. Because then it's like 5pm and I'm actually freaking out because then by the time it gets like 4 or 5 p.m i'm like dude i still have a whole day ahead of

me and then i like get this weird ramp of energy where i want to do a bunch of stuff but the day is ending and it's like really confusing for my brain and then i'm like i need to do something i need to do something i need to do something and then it's 9 p.m and i like have like the adrenaline sweats because i didn't do anything and i just like knock out because i tuck myself out from thinking about things i should have done with my day. Or you could wake up early and then nap in the middle of the day. You like to wake up at 6 a.m. and then take a nap at 11 a.m. and wake up at 1.

It's lit. Also, Josiah pointed out, I don't nap on the couch anymore. And I don't know if y'all remember, but I accused that couch of having like hella black mold inside of it. And I stopped napping on the couch when I laid down on the couch because normally it would just knock me the fuck out when I sat in my spot. But the black mold is gone. Like it's out of this house. And I truly believe that it was literally seeping into my system and like putting me to sleep and knocking me out.

We got to get some more on that couch. So you actually lay on it. Yeah. But that is not a laying couch. That's a sitting upright. Sitting up and watching me play Fortnite. I haven't played Fortnite in a while. It's like a torture couch.

You hate that couch. Drew hates our couch. I love our couch. I don't even think we've showed them our couch. I don't know. I don't think they have. But there's another thing i wanted to talk about is have you ever actually looked at the mood lander the moon lander that the thing that

landed on the moon it literally looks like it was made out of wooden dowel rods tin foil and like cloth it wasn't real that's what i'm saying i'm not saying i'm denying the moon landing but like look at that thing and you're telling me that flew through fucking outer space and landed on the moon like it literally on tiktok is like i'm gonna make remake a naguchi piece of furniture and like this is what they end up making also they stole those copper pipes from like another abandoned building yeah they stole it from fucking street light crazy it's literally aluminum foil on this bitch this shit's crazy yeah that's not real on the set of that ebay commercial like ad thing i'm in by the time this comes out i think i had to post the real i made a joke about not believing in the mood landing nobody laughed like nobody in that room found that funny yeah because um mark the guy i was with said something he was like

he was talking about the watch that he was recommending for me and he was like he was like this watch could get wet it could go anywhere with you like he was like he was like, he was talking about the watch that he was recommending for me. And he was like, he was like, this watch could get wet. It could go anywhere with you. Like he was like, he was like, oh, it was the first watch on the. That thing squirts. The watch squirts too. No, no. It's like in case you squirt on it.

Watches can't squirt. It's like if someone's fingering you with their watch on it. That's actually like a really good idea. Yeah, that's a good way to promote watches to only Drake. No, like to make the watches work. Oh, that's still something only Drake would want. But he was like, it's the first watch on the moon. And then I was like, that's interesting if the moon landing was real.

And nobody laughed. They were like, that's not funny. The moon landing is real. And then I had to be like i was joking i believe in it but then as i was standing on that stage saying i wanted to be a furry and no one laughing and then i was as i was standing on the stage i was like do i believe in the moon landing like i was just told that i've never looked into it like i just believe it because people talk about it a lot like i've literally never like there's a lot of curious information that it's just like it i'm gonna choose to believe it because i want it to be real so it's real to me but like i'm not denying all the weird like um inconsistencies

with the like landing it's very curious it's very very curious there's something like zoom into the moon from because you know like people have telescopes like consumer level telescopes you could like zoom the fuck in on something can you see the flag or like well i just i literally saw something like literally yesterday this is what spurred this or this thought was like someone was like yeah but like why can't I see the flag from the moon and then someone was like you literally can just look at it with a telescope and then another person was like I can't see it why can't you and I think like it literally just depends on like what side you're on like it's photoshop or they just moon landing and flat earthers have like a

counter argument to literally everything you say. Um, so like, it's just the conversation is so far gone. You can't see it. You can't. No, it's not possible for a telescope to see the flags on the moon.

The flags are only 121 centimeters, four feet long. And the average home telescope can only see objects larger than 1.5 kilometers but i still feel like there's guys on tiktok that like have exactly industrial level telescopes for some reason and i just like like i don't care like i i know they go there now but i'm like this has nothing to do with me like this is so they actually haven't been back yeah i don't think what is spacex not launching shit to the fucking moon every three weeks they're like testing it so they can launch it on the moon

okay then i don't think we've been there because like bitch if you've been there go back like that's that's literally everyone's argument it's like i don't think we've been there because if we've gone there or that they went there and they found something that we weren't supposed to see or that like when we launched into space we hit the fucking firmament there's like a lot of ideas where it's like literally i don't think we've been there because why wouldn't we go back yeah like what just fucking go back crazy that they launched it with something less powerful than my iphone It had memory of 128 kilobytes or something. Which is fucking crazy. That's like.01 seconds of this podcast.

Yeah, that shit's not real, bro. I don't believe in that shit. But also, my thing is I am just perfect candidate for propaganda because anything the government says, I'm like, oh, okay. Right, right, yeah. No, i was literally like anything you tell me unless it has to do with like my moral standings yeah but for the most part i'm like okay i have literally been so easily indoctrinated into like the extremist cult that

is like america like in american science like it's fucking crazy it's so easy yeah i just but also it's because like i'm not about to sit here and fucking fight with bitches over the moon landing the moon has nothing to do with me the only thing the moon has to do with me is sometimes when i walk out of the house it's a bit brighter than it usually is at night the only thing i care about is like it's cute sometimes like it's beautiful it's like so slay and like that's it that is like where me and the moon's connection stops it's like sometimes you you're a sleigh, sometimes you don't exist, and then sometimes you follow me around.

Yeah. That's it. The moon, like, also I literally, like, think this is the cutest thing ever. But when, like, people are always like, oh, we're, like, looking at the same sky or looking at the same moon. I'm like, oh, that's so fucking sweet. That's so cute. That is me.

Also, it's the cover of one of my favorite sundays album and that's where the moon ends or like remember when it was a full moon and we went to malibu and swam naked yeah like that that's when the moon matters the most yeah because that's when it's like giving us light and it's like nice but bitch i don't have to go there like what i can just like you are naked oh my god there's photos of it too what that's you want me to show you me i would actually love to see that yeah yeah we got a flash photo of drew's balls in the ocean i was like diving in and you can see them through the thighs like from behind the fact that you can see a man's balls from the back is so disgusting. You like clapped them in for a second.

Yeah, exactly. Damn. That is fucking disgusting. But yeah, the moon landing may or may not be real. We'll let you decide. I gave you no information. It's probably fucking real, but I'm looking this shit up and people are like, well, why can't the Hubble Space Telescope that can see galaxies a hundred light years away not

see the flag on the moon it's curious because that shit flew away no there's that's the other million years old no there's another thing since it's a there's no atmosphere and there's no vacuum and there's no bacteria and there's nothing to degenerate it like there is no reason it shouldn't be there and still be in the exact same position we left it in and there was an argument that like it was all fake and done on a set because when they were erecting the flag there was like waves in it which is created by like movement in the atmosphere like wind or something and there's no way for that to happen and on the moon but if someone's moving

something around there isn't there a chance that the vibration from you stabbing it in can kind of move it? That's the argument in the other direction. And then they're like, well, I recreated it to a T. And they just argue back and forth, and it's so fucking stupid. Wait, when was the moon landing? The moon landing.

1964 or something like that. What year did 2001 Space Odyssey comesey come out because why did they just reuse the fucking set like that's that's another argument that's literally another argument they're like look at um 2001 space odyssey like it looks like we're in space but it was all filmed here like if they can do that if stanley kubrick can do that then they could have done this 10 years before with like government technology yeah we're good like that shit's not real but that's okay who fucking cares like literally what like it's not that big of a deal i think the other one is like they did go but they didn't record it so they like did a fake recreation because it was just like a whole fucking arms that's the other

thing is how the fuck did they live stream back in 1960 whatever like that's fucking crazy that they were filming on the moon like no no it doesn't make sense make that make sense i think yeah also like wait where's all the light coming from because the lighting on that was gorgeous it is really weird you know how bad the quality of a phone call is yeah yeah like why why were we streaming yeah were they claiming it was live stream i don't know i don't know yes yes they were i mean in the rocket launch they were talking back and forth the entire way insane also what was it a 30 minute checker where bitches at the tv for like four hours it's like a 40 day thing i think i'm actually gonna look that up 40 days to get to the moon bitch suck my fucking

balls i'm not going to the moon 40 days bitch that's 40 days and 40 nights to get to some dirt for what uh oh wait um four days and six hours okay 40 days that's crazy that's like to get to mars or some shit four days still though it's like that's why they're not going back nobody wants to be gone for four days because now so much stuff happens on your iphone you can't miss four days worth of iphone use yeah no that's like well no i'll be fine like put me on that fucking airplane i'll just like do what i do in my bed and just like literally do you get wi-fi on the spaceship i bet they could figure it out yeah they can figure that out yeah also what's crazy is we've launched that like golden wheel into the world that's like supposed to like aliens are supposed to find it and like oh it has the

diagram of like a human body exactly it's supposed they're supposed to see it and be like wait this is like not made by see that's what science is going too far because it's like bitch you are so bored like that's the most little kid shit ever like i'm gonna throw a rock in space with some stuff all over and hope someone finds it and can read it bitch they cannot read what we are reading but i mean if they find it they might be advanced enough to read it but the crazy thing is is it's so outdated at this point like it does not represent us as humans at all anymore and like the song that they used on it was like they put a song on that yes so they threw a mixtape into space hoping an alien would find it why did brian enu make the brian eno not the song

but he made the album for the first like launch like an apollo 18 is that real yes damn he's too lit for that not maybe not brian enu uh but one of those ambient bitches harold budd um no this uh album was made for um oh what made for like apollo something damn yeah which is kind of like that's like next level they gotta get jeremy scott to do them stupid ass silly astronaut outfits why don't they like make more sleigh outfits the the fits now are fucking lit the fits now are lit but the suits like we can move past that no that's what i'm saying the suits are lit like they're like skinny and tailored and like cool like her like the fuck is this picture bro not i okay so what we're learning today is i don't believe in the moon landing because that shit's not real bro yeah try to literally try

to convince me that it's real and i'll believe it but no i'm like i'm choosing to believe it i'm like i want it to be real so bad but like the more information that comes out about it i'm like yeah i just don't think it's real because like go back go back challenge literally go back yeah and you don't want to because you've never been that's literally me when i lie i'm like well i just can't do it again i'm so tired the newer suits are like boot cut yeah they're they're amiri and fucking uh true religion imagine if drake did the song for apollo 69 and then they had boot cut amiri's yeah that'd be too long they should get chrome hearts to do since they love their silver they should get a chrome hearts shuttle to take them that would be fire ultimate capitalism ultimate world destruction it's like let's just make something that's so unneeded for this universe so we can escape it and cause the pollution okay it would

be lit to post this on the gram like yeah back when i was on the moon did you know you can go to space now like that's what i'm saying though like can we like and also i don't want to like there's nothing to see there i would i would spend the money to go there's no vintage shops on the moon there's no vintage if they can make a a shuttle big enough with a mini mall in it then i'll go then i literally would go i mean sooner than later we're gonna have like camps on mars and shit i don't think we're gonna be alive for that no it's it's supposed to happen like by 2030 i say that but then i see the new cars and i was saying to you the other day like i'm literally watching the future like the ionic five hyundai's like look them up kai

we're literally watching like the jetsons like future unfold in front of us and it's starting with like the new prius yeah it's like iridescent paint and prius looks sick it's crazy like they like all the new cars are actually starting to look fucking crazy um and now i know what like old people feel like when they see the world change and they're freaking out because i'm like it's nothing's changing but then i see somebody's hyundai in their. And I'm like, whoa. What the fuck is that? Like, they look like tanks almost. Like, yeah. Like, no, no.

But all those batteries are going to explode. And then that's when we're going to see the end of time. That's when all the cars start exploding. All those batteries were created with child labor. Yeah. And the batteries are going to start exploding and, like, fucking erupting. And the data they're collecting from us from our new electric cars are going to literally like be used to hunt us down and kill us because you can't run away literally like you literally can't run away um this is the

last thing i want to add to the conversation before we move on to media but straight men stop using marlboro cigarette packaging and logo design as your medium for art challenge. For your shitty fucking brands that you're starting. I remember at the Chateau when we were all sitting in a circle with you know who. And he started going on a spiel about how he wanted to like create like this massive piece of artwork with cigarette packages. Oh my God. Yes. And he was like, I want to make like a skull out of Marlboro packs.

And like he started like doing it. Oh, it was so bad. He was also crazy. He is fucking insane. Like actually a dangerous person. So gross. Like writing the kind of poetry that was like, I can taste your sweat. I would taste your blood if I could.

I love you so much. Making Pinterest boards. Never mind. We won't get into that. can taste your sweat i would taste your blood if i could i love you so much making pinterest boards that never mind we won't get into that um but he's the killer and he it's yeah he's a scary actor is the killer and i don't care to say his name because he is the killer okay i was gonna say yeah no he is literally the killer and he is fucking weird and like he is literally what happens when you don't get casted in the fault in our stars but you really wanted to be yeah that's what it feels like like that's what happens when you get the second round to self-taping for fault in our stars but you just don't make it the fault in our stars eight though that movie was literally the house

oh so that's how you use it that movie was a house okay oh we'll keep that in mind alright now onto media media of the week did you see that Zamora's fucking car got stolen? no it didn't yeah he got it back but somebody stole his car in like the middle of the night I'm literally calling him

guys we're missing the Met Gala right now fuck guys can we wrap this up I have to go walk the carpet of the Met yeah we recorded yeah wow you just got fucking dissed bitch

how humiliating did you see that Kai yeah you got bodied okay media of the week is the Zenith by Starfire59, Silly by Denise Williams, Riot by Hugh Masekela, Arrow Through Me by Wings. And then fun fact, that is the song that Erykah Badu sampled for Gone Baby Don't Be Long. And yeah, that's it. That's's all i'm gonna fucking give you actually i don't love you anymore that's it yeah that's all i'm giving you i'm gonna give you um um test done by sweet exorcist. Kid for Today.

Boards of Canada. Stereo Lab Mix. Listen to A Warm Place by Nine Inch Nails. And Stolen Documents. The Future Sound of London. My bad, guys. We did it. We recorded our first ever episode of a podcast.

I know. That was actually amazing. It went really smooth. Yeah, it went way smoother than I would have ever thought. But, except for me saying transition, I hope you liked this episode. Wait, who does that? This podcast.

Anthony Pantano. Oh, yeah. I hate him. The day music died. Alright. what the fuck is your fucking thumbnail for this paris video bitch this is fucking insane you should see the raw thumbnail and i was gonna do it but i was like i'm not doing that to end you that is insane i this i'm not kidding this is unedited and i was like i'm gonna do this but then i was like no i'm gonna edit it and make it like funnier that's fucked up dude i look really fucked up on camera all the time it's crazy i swear i genuinely think

i look better in person like and i believe that wholeheartedly on camera i look fucked up and scary and disgusting that's if you need to tell yourself that like go ahead oh wait zamar is answering well i actually am about to shit myself hello i'm gonna walk away thank you guys so much for listening did your car actually get you Outro Music