Emergency Intercom - scary stories 2

Episode Date: January 12, 2024

Today we talk about the ultimate scam and how we’ve been scammed / scams we’ve done and the horrors beyond comprehension we experienced on tour YEARSSS ago Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzor Follow Drew on Insta: @DrewPhillips09 To listen to the podcast on YouTube: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercomPodYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We came back into this kitchen and we decided, you know, I actually don't know if people realize this is the corner of our kitchen. No, we've said that like a thousand times. I said that to someone recently and they were like, you do that in your kitchen? And I was like, yes i that's in our kitchen like which actually i i'm just gonna take it as like oh my god wow like i would have never imagined something with such high production quality can happen in the kitchen but you put

a woman in the kitchen and you'll be amazed by what can happen yeah exactly i've been saying that no i've literally we need to put them back in the we need to go back to doing like what is it home ed like home what i took a home ed class in high school yeah we need to go back to doing that but only girls join that and then the boys have to go run laps yeah we get and pick up wood yeah um okay so i want to start this with with the scam of the year. Like it for real is one of the most amazing things I have ever seen in my entire life. Like one of the most genius scans I've ever seen. Also, I saw a TikTok that someone made and it was that audio of like,

Yeah, the Adriana Linker song. Like, you take me outside yeah exactly and it was like uh and yeah or if they don't this is me listening to the podcast in 2050 if they don't stop vaping or since they never actually stop vaping or something like that and i was like damn that's so real except i'm not vaping so my balls. Except also like I will simply get surgery. Like I will simply have vocaloid surgery. And then I'll just have tubes at the end of my fingers that I can like hold. And then I'll sound like those old videos in the 80s. I just remembered this when I saw that commercial, the girl like talking through the voice box on TV.

I was so deranged and like you want up that i wanted one of those like i really like i wanted like the hole in my throat and everything that's what i love about you though is you take a childhood dream and you make sure it happens yeah you're getting there exactly and all these haters saying oh stop vaping stop vaping like no i want a vocaloid box or whatever the fuck they're called yeah you chase your dreams i'm just gonna get a synthesizer attached to it like i would just mod it the fuck out and everybody would be jealous yeah modular it'd be like the hue app for your life except it's for my phone and i can open garage band and start tweaking with my

voice the way that that is probably going to be a thing in our lifetime when we can combine with... We're going to see Ariana Grande when she's 90 years old on stage doing that. Yeah, exactly. We're going to combine with like Machine and you're going to be able to do like all the TikTok voice filters, but inside of your phone. Okay. Scam of the year. I think they're a troll. I can't tell, but like whatever. I went to her Twitter page to screenshot these posts. I mean, it's, it's truly amazing. Like I've never seen anything like this

in my life and I don't think we'll ever see anything like this for a very, very long time. So this is the tweet. So it starts off by saying, hello, Twitter peeps. My friend Elizabeth is looking for an unvaxxed sperm donor. Her requirements are blue eyes, 5'10", or 5'11", or taller, STD-free, must be natural insemination, and will not do IVF. DM me. Which is fucking insane. Which is so Vincent Gallo-coded. It's actually insane.

Which is so insane. And then she goes on to post my next post tomorrow will be no makeup photos of lizzie with her age sexual past vaccination status approximate location and price to inseminate her i will take 10 of the matchmaking fee to qualify the broker for my girl getting getting bone literally to qualify to qualify you will need to send her the investment price up front have two referrals coming from your unvaxxed status send a clean std test send a close-up photo of your eye color and pictures of your upper body marital status can be married but wife must be okay with it so that's already like the most

insane thing you've ever heard right yeah so she goes on to post again hello again twitter peeps here are her details and she posts three pictures of this like very beautiful woman germish german swedish ancestry body count two people celibate for the two past two years 23 years old unvaxxed meat focused diet blah blah blah blah blah and then she will have the support system of her younger brother and grandmother when this baby is born um which she's only 23 how old is her younger brother like 20 like i wouldn't be that doesn't sound like a trustworthy like trio like the oldest person in your family your grandma yeah you're the youngest person in your family your little brother and then you who's only 23 it's it's insane i see the picture of the woman uh they

deleted it off of twitter i wanted to see if i should apply i can find twitter she's pretty beautiful um but i'll find her. Then she posts this long post saying like, she is not looking for a husband or boyfriend. She will remain celibate after this. Your schedule must be free to accommodate her ovulation cycle. She will give you as much notice as possible. She has decided not to go through with the upfront fee.

So don't worry about that. So the upfront fee that they were talking about is gone. she is asking that you remain in touch for the future for re-inseminations as she's looking to have three children over the next five years um as you can see she's incredibly beautiful intelligent and has a very nice childbearing body your offspring offspring will be raised extremely well. Okay, wait, as you can see, she's intelligent? Like, we don't know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She is asking... Oh, so this is where it gets interesting. She says, please... Oh, my God, why can't I speak today? I've, like, literally stumbled over every fucking word that's pissing me off. Well, it's okay because you're just reading and you can't read.

I know, literally, it's so bad. It's not that you can't speak, you can't read. I know literally it's so bad. It's not that you can't speak you can't read. Okay so then she says please DM me your application I will be in touch with further It's okay. With further details if she seems or deems you qualified. Thank you.

Oh you can kind of see her in this picture. Oh yeah she, she's cute. Yeah. So she goes to her DMs, this girl, the original poster, and she opens them to find thousands. I mean, literally thousands of messages from dudes who like meet her specific qualifications that are literally like begging to have sex with this woman and saying, yeah, my wife's okay with it. Like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Like I want to have sex with her. Like, let me have my child with her. She's beautiful. I'm

beautiful. Let's make beautiful babies, like whatever. So she goes through the DMs and then sends them all. She says, oh, by the way, like I want, she wants you to take a 23andMe DNA test. So she sends them a link to sign up for 23andMe and probably a thousand people respond. And they're like, oh, like I signed up, I took the test. Here's my DNA results. i fit her qualifications well people did some fucking digging and 23andme has a referral program that she gets 20 every single person that signs up to do 23andme with her referral code so this girl probably made 20 000 off of referral 23andme links just scamming horny nasty okay so when she said the intelligent thing she was literally just talking about herself no literally is that not the most incredible thing you've ever heard a crazy scam yeah and it's like like i we won't we won't see

something like that in a very long time and then that just made me think about like so much shit and how like there are so many scams happening right now that like we're not even like understanding that there's a crazy one i saw somebody talking about um but before i say that that's what i'm saying is like you leave a woman in the kitchen you'll be amazed what she comes up with because she later came out and said that she was in the kitchen cooking and then she had that idea no she didn't she did she did she got on her id story and then she also sent me um hello fresh link because she was like i'm cooking this and then i came up with this idea you should sign up for hello fresh and then you'll be amazed you're being scammed

you're being you just signed up i have 1800 meals for this year so you gave her like what is 1800 times 20 like 40 000 well i'm gonna be eating good so that's a positive outcome of it i don't know i don't know um the the one caveat to her scam which i don't know if she didn't read the fine print or not but i was looking through and in the fine print it says that it's 20 amazon gift cards but like you can get a lot of shit with 20 on amazon literally like supply your whole house with new furniture yeah also amazon has everything now like you can literally live a very she could literally get an ipad off of there get a few ipads sell them yeah and you know your money you know what's hilarious is after going through twitter i realized after she scammed all these dudes she kept the scam and the lie and the fraud up and was like all right we found our bull and like

like posted this man and her together and it's obviously like fake photos of this girl that she just screenshot it off of somebody's instagram account and like it's her with her boyfriend or something and yeah it's it was it's also so funny because what are you gonna do go to small claims court and explain that to a judge like okay so this might sound crazy but my my wife agreed that i could have sex with this really young like gorgeous girl um but she stole 30 from me also like like the judge gonna be like okay like why are you here i used to run a scam in high school where we would scam starbucks oh yeah we so basically we would go in we would order something oh and then just steal it off the table well you'd wait and

then they would put it out they'd say the name and then your friend would come and take it and then you would go up and be like someone stole my drink and they'd be like oh we're sorry here's a gift card and we'll make another drink damn damn that's a lit ass scam i was gonna ask if y'all had any scams growing up because i tried a few but like nothing really stuck i had a scam but we're just gonna have to bleep my mouth and like actually it wasn't it wasn't a or oh wait actually i do have a really good scam um but it was when we were on tour there was somebody who will not be named who was literally sexually harassing the fuck out of me also fun fact this same person i became friends with them because i i might have said this story already but tell it anyway this same person i met when

i was really young online because they were a harry styles fan it was this like cute guy and obviously we all assumed he was gay because he would literally be online being like i want to fucking chug harry styles like so we were like okay per like he was he thought he was scamming that's the thing yeah he thought he was scamming and we were like pro you're one of the girls no but he did scam the fuck out of me but i scammed him back later on anyways no tell them how tell them how i have to start at the beginning because i think i've told you this but like i don't remember but this part's just funny because like i didn't realize this until he started sexually harassing me but me and him

became pretty close we were like tight friends i thought he was gay the way we interacted was so like i'd be like blah blah and he'd be like yes per so i'm like okay yeah like whatever never talked about girls never flirted with me it was very platonic I was like okay this is a safe space I thought I just had like a gay homie online and then at the same time like while we're friends there was this guy who had a really big crush on and me and him were being like nasty fucking teenagers online and I was like I think I'm gonna send him a nude but like I'm scared to I've never sent a nude and this kid literally we'll just call him fucking xavier this kid xavier literally was like oh like where the fuck did you pull that i don't know that's like the most like why not john doe okay we'll call him fucking john okay i only said

xavier because the first name i thought of we know somebody with that name and then i was like i'm not gonna say that name oh that makes sense that makes sense and it was the closest one in the alphabet um so um so john i he was like oh just like send me the nude first and i'll tell you if it's like good enough to send to him so i sent this kid a picture of my fucking boobs at the age of like i was like 15 i sent him a picture of my boobs and he was like omg like you look so fucking hot sis queen you're eating boots queenie b he kept it up so he was like girl you look so fucking good like oh my god you're serving boots like whatever and i'm like oh my god okay fine and like whatever so that passed time goes on i joined this tour john is

on the tour and at first i'm like oh my god that's so fun i get to meet my like long time mutual who i'm friends with he starts getting like really flirtatious when he finds out i'm getting on the tour and i was like whoa and then i hadn't been on his twitter for a long time because we kind of like separated by that time because i joined the tour when i was like 16 17 so like a year had passed and I go on his twitter and he has a girlfriend and I'm like oh oh my god and I start connecting the dots I'm like oh my god this motherfucker got nudes out of me and I fully thought he was gay what's up Spotify this is Javi I remember this one time we're on tour we didn't have any guitar picks

and we didn't have time to go to the store so we placed an order on prime and it got there the next day ready for the show whatever you're into it's on prime so time goes on we're on tour i somehow never really see him while we're on tour like because he was a fucking freak he was so isolated and weird he was such a freak he was such a pervert and like not in a freak. He was such a pervert. And like not in a lit way. He was a fucking perv. Like nasty perv. Like there are lit pervs. Like your pervy uncle like can be kind of lit sometimes.

I'm kidding. But he like. Hello. Are you okay? No. You're hiding. So I somehow avoid him. but he keeps sending me like very sexual messages like the whole time i'm on tour i'm ignoring them because i'm also like you

have a girlfriend like you are so weird i'm not getting involved in this also you scammed or he scammed you for news which i never confronted him about but whatever i was just like you got all that bygones be bygones like bitch i'll take my l to like i'll take it to the chin like whatever i'm walking pretty to you at the time when i was younger yes but by this time i was like girl like bitch you like literally i want to see what he looks like right now because i know he aged horribly because he was also like one of those like i'm not gonna give any details into who he is, but just know he was like an emo scene teen. Yeah.

So like that was like, but I actually thought he was cute, but I was never attracted to him because I was also just like, in my head, I had it so solidified that he didn't like women. So like there was no room for my brain to even go there. Yeah.

But I'm walking down the hall one day, he opens the door. Also, mind you, every weekend he'd be like, come come to my room come to my room come to my room like on snapchat i'm like leave me the fuck alone one day he somehow catches me walking down the hallway to my hotel room and he comes out and he's like you want to come inside i'm like no and he's like why don't you just come in it's just me in here and i'm like that's why i'm not going in and then i literally turned and kept walking. He proceeds. He's evil and stalking you.

He was stalking you. I proceed to go hang out with our other friends. And he starts like Snapchatting me. And I explained to the friends of ours what was happening at the time. And they were like, OK, start replying to him. And we're going to take fucking pictures. So I would reply and be like, what do you want? He started asking me.

Mind you, we are all fucking minors. He starts literally trying to solicit sex for money from me he's like if you come into my room and give me head i will give you 150 also no offense okay you're worth more than that yeah don't let that affect you and me having never given head like before my life, low key, like at face value, that is what it would cost. But I was like, what the fuck? And we're taking pictures of it. And then I was like, I remember I sent him a picture of my ID and I was like, let me

know if this matches your girlfriend's ID, because I think you might be messaging the wrong account. And like, we're just trolling him back and forth. And then he won't stop. And I was like, hey, just want to let you know, I have pictures of all of this. And if you don't just send me $150, I'm going to fucking post it on Twitter. And then he freaked the fuck out and sent me money. And then our other homegirls on tour did the same scam because word got around.

And we all were like, dude, he's been doing that to all of us. So he was sexually harassing every girl on the tour. And everybody like one of our homegirls literally without our knowledge was doing the same thing to him that night and sent him pictures of other nude girls yeah like she googled up hot nude girl and sent it to him and he sent her like 200 over like he believed it was her mind you like she sent like a tatted up girl too and like this girl did not have tattoos but yeah that's probably my best scam is i finesse of a life i got 150 and then our homies literally still went and posted all of it because he was like no literally he doesn't get he not only deserves to reap the financial consequence of that but he i

just found out he was harassing all of y'all no he's not getting away with it and he tweeted and then the fucking manager from the tour actually pulled me aside and started to yell at me and was like i can't believe you did that to him like why wouldn't you just say something to me and i was like do you see how you're reacting to this right now like well he are that manager was literally the worst person yeah he was literally a predator so he was like why are you throwing my boy under the bus? Can't we live? There are so many stories, so many evil, wicked things that happened that, like, he's sued people before, so I can't talk about it. But, like, dude, like, creepy shit. I'll just say one thing that happened to me with him. Oh, I know this one.

I, like, was, I turned 17 on the tour the tour like and i was away on tour when i was 17 years old and he got me a gift and i was like oh that's like really sweet like thank you for the gift do you know what he got me he got me boxer briefs calvin klein boxer briefs which like isn't inherently weird but don't get a 17 year old fucking underwear for his birthday when you have the weirdest relationships with other young people on tour like he would also be like oh he's like drew you're like the sassy one like you're so sassy and like you're so quick at the mouth and you're sassy like i just love your sassy nature which is him hate criming me literally he was like you're just so like crazy and like weird you're creepy you're weird and not normal um

and then one time i got into his car and actually we were both in the car when this happened i think no i wasn't he was taking me to the airport and I got into the car. And you know how like on some cars, like your phone automatically connects to Bluetooth. Well, he was sitting in the driver's seat and then he was like, oh, fuck, I have to go check out of y'all's rooms because we stayed back an extra day. And he went and checked out of our or checked us out of our rooms because we were not old enough to do it. And he left the car and his phone was still connected to Bluetooth. And then I look at the screen on the car and on the screen it's like the nastiest grossest porn title i've ever seen like

and it's like x videos like i don't even want to say the title but it was like naughty naughty nasty gross shit and i was screaming laughing i thought you were gonna say the dropbox story oh my god because the dropbox story is so incriminating it's so crazy also the fact that like we fucking allegedly allegedly everything i've said is allegedly allegedly allegedly none of this actually happened i'm making all of this up this is all allegedly nothing we're writing this for like a really funny skit story we're just hoping somebody will just make skits out of these jokes we're making yeah so the dropbox story is i had like a brand deal i don't even know how the how old i was i was probably 16 or 17 it was near the end of the tour maybe maybe i was 18 i don't know um but i um no matter what age you are the

hr violation yeah that ensued and i think it was on purpose the older i get the more i'm like you don't do that and not know that that's on there also like okay just keep going because it's so funny so i had to like do a brand deal it was like my first brand deal and I had no idea like what the fuck I was doing. And like I needed to like upload the footage to my email, but the video file was too big. So like I texted my manager and I was like, hey, I need to like, I need to know how to upload a video. I had like no money at the time, so I couldn't get my own Dropbox and like file share whatever that website is wasn't working so he was like oh we just use my dropbox so like um i'm like oh cool so i'm like trying to figure out how to use dropbox and like i don't know what the fuck i'm doing so i'm like like

uploading the video and then like i noticed that there are files on there and like i'm a snooper like i snoop like don't give me anything any person would have done this like don't give me anything with personal information on it because like i will find out what pills you're taking and know if i can get high on them like i will find out your tax history if it's in a drawer in your house like don't let me in your house because i'm a snooper especially don't let me in your drop box if you got this shit on there so i like um i'm going through the drop box and like there's just a bunch of inconspicuous shit like how much he's paying people like whatever like his like payouts for other people and i'm like oh this is fun like this is fun seeing how much we're all getting paid also it

was crazy because that was like the beginning of the end because pay discrepancies also also to like clarify for anybody who doesn't know, we were on this tour, like a social media tour, right at the beginning of like that era of that style of touring. We were like B-list or C-list Madcon. Yeah. Like that's what it was. So it was like that era.

Like I think this era too, the Madcon like series had come out. And that was kind of the start of it. When Cameron, not Cameron Dallas, the other, the really gross one, era 2 the madcon like series had come out and that was kind of the start of it that like when cameron not cameron dallas the other the really gross one the like taylor something like the one who sucks he was like where's my per diem and we were all like wait let me google what is a per diem and then we found out because we weren't being paid like some people were being paid on tour which we had no idea about until this yeah but like none of us were being paid. Like some people were being paid on tour, which we had no idea about until this. Yeah.

But like none of us were being paid and we were all like, oh, this is just for like so we can see our fucking friends and like actually explore the world in a very small way. Because he'd be like, we're going to L.A. But we're like in Torrance stuck in a hotel with like no Uber. Like landlocked. And we didn't have money for Uber. And like there was no pool. And he'd be like no yeah

but um that was another big scam well that's what we're talking about and we weren't being paid and then you found all that out yeah so i was like oh like i want to see like more shit like there must be good shit in here and then i stumble upon a folder that was one of the most horrifying things in my life and I'm not gonna speak about that because like that's not chill but then I was gonna say you can't mention one of the things because it was so fucking weird and like literally

I hope this person has sued this person whatever but then I scroll a little more and I like find another folder and in the folder are a bunch of nudes and I'm like oh like this is interesting like what is this all about and like I look and I see a just a lot of wicked weird shit and like I've never shut my laptop faster and i wish i downloaded all that shit to my computer if i knew how to i would have but like oh yeah i and that was like

when drew when we all saw drew the next stop he was like y'all need to see this and we all like gathered around the computer like all those like literally like kids just like looking at me like what and at this point we all fucking hated him because you told us about the money thing and we were like oh word like now we know how much money he's making us or how much money he's making he's never paid us then we started finding out that like he had never paid you guys we never got paid for a single show and the way he would like back it up like morally is that he was like he would always one time he literally tweeted a bunch of screenshots of him paypaling me for brand deals which i never saw the contracts of like that's the craziest part we never saw contracts we never saw anything he'd be like oh this company

wants to give you like a thousand dollars for this or like this company like i think the biggest one was like uh when my youtube was like at its height they were like oh this company wants to give you five thousand dollars i was literally a senior in high school and i was like holy shit i'm gonna literally get my parents rich i'm rich and then as i got older i thought about it i was like at that time my videos were getting a million views each and then i was like oh my god i never saw the contract so he would just pick and choose amounts and like he would like we got maybe each like four brand deals from him over the like four years of working from him.

And one of the brand deals I got was a song pop brand deal. And there are people still playing against my bot AI song pops, like account and they'll like post it and be like, Oh my gosh, Drew, like you're doing so good. And they probably think we're like best friends forever. But like, no, it's not me. Like they made a AI bot that was me on song pop too um but yeah he would like that was his way of like anytime we would be like hey you're not paying us he'd be like are you not fucking happy and we'd be like uh i i'm like happy but like

and not really he was like well we can just stop the tour now if you want to be paid because like and you'll never see your friends again and he would like hold our our like friendships with each other he texted us that once like i in the big group chat was like i don't think i can keep doing this because we found out some people were getting paid and the amounts they were getting paid was fucking insane so we were like so we were selling more tickets than everybody me and we had like a ticket pass together and near the end of the tour we were selling like a shit ton of tickets and we were seeing no money and the only way we got paid was through merch sales at the show even that you would be like oh my god guys you sold 300 hoodies

congrats here's 50 dollars and we'd be like oh my god and then as we got older we were like wait a second each hoodie is like 50 why did we only get 50 but yeah we had friends on tour who literally like had crazy merch sales and saw nothing of it like we all were ending up leaving the tour because we started to realize how much money he was making because when we were kids when we first, like, I don't even think I ever looked at the ticket, like, how much tickets costed because I was just like, oh, this is a fun thing to see my friends and I get to meet followers. Like, I never thought that would be, like, a thing I get to do. And then as time went on and as we got older, we were like,

wait a second, these tickets are, like, incredibly expensive. Yeah, like, $1,000 ticket packages, like, crazy shit like crazy insane also like he would work us to the fucking bone because we would land on a friday after school so we would i would leave school go straight to the airport land have to get to the airport get an uber on my own dime like it was crazy like i would have to get myself an uber also he would put us on spirit flights all the time and his nasty stinky fucking decrepit gross rotten disgusting evil dog would sit first class with him on the plane and he put us in the back on spirit where my iphone couldn't even fucking sit on the table and my ass would literally fall off on these

goddamn flights because i'm sitting on fucking cardboard next to like oh my god oh my god i'm getting angry again dude it's crazy also he held us hostage with drugs like he would literally like get us high and then like we would be like oh if we go away we get high like it was it was like literally if i go away i can have like any substance painkillers like painkillers muscle relaxers weed like it was alcohol like everything you wanted as a child like you could have because this fucking crazy man also he would put us on like the craziest like i just went to atlanta for the first time like actually leaving the airport i have been in the atlanta airport eight million times because not only would he put us on spirit flights but we'd

be going to like new york and he would be like okay here's like a double stop flight from miami to new york that's only a three-hour flight and it would become like a five-hour excursion we would land and then have to do a meet and greet like through the night then we would get fucked up and wake up like shaking hungover because he fed us alcohol and drugs and full-blown withdrawals and meet like 400 people and then he'd be like all right now go home like we would have it was it was so crazy and meanwhile while all of this was going on my mom like was very concerned about it all she was like dude like i don't know about this like

i want you to be able to do your thing and like, like be happy, but like something feels wrong about this. And like, so she would be talking to this guy, the manager of it all. And he would just be blatantly lying to my mom about everything. And like, I don't know, it was just such a, like such a bizarre experience. And like, um, I wouldn't trade it for the world. Literally. I'm not even kidding. Like at the end of it all, like it was lit. Like we were like we i i don't know it was it was super sick that's like

the one thing i remember is i met like all of my literally you christian and orion i all met through that and you guys are like some of my man like longtime friends do you remember the first time we hung out like that was so sweet that was so sweet it was fucking awesome and there's a picture to commemorate it yeah we're yeah um but yeah it was so crazy and then like towards the end i just started becoming like subordinate as fuck like i became literally a monster to him because i was so pissed and one time in front of everybody like nearing the end because he was like refusing to pay us. He was so greasy and gross. He was like refusing to pay all of us.

And we were sitting in the like the dining hall of this fucking hotel. And we were having our lunch break. And he in front of everybody was trying to like clock me and like, like literally just boss up on me to like show like I still have power. And in front of everybody, he was like talking to everybody about like posting links for the next weekend for tickets. And then he points me out. He goes, you haven't posted about like the shows in like weeks, like you're not doing your part. And I was like, I'm not. And I remember I said to him, I was like, if a brand has to post for me, like pay for me to post post a link you need to pay me to post a fucking link

if i'm going to be selling tickets for you in front of everybody and then he was like are you serious like are you trying to have this conversation with me right now blah blah blah and like i just ignored everything he said i can't remember what he said because he was so fucking disgusting and he was wearing a gray shirt he was sweating through it and he just looked so nasty like i have a picture of him in my head. And when I think of him, that's the moment I think of him. When he had, like, beads of sweat going down his face. And, like, he was all shiny.

And, like, had, like, just gross, like, nasty old man hair. Like, ugh. And he was wearing a gray shirt and sweating through it. And I was like, I literally in front of everybody go, why are why are you always so fucking sweaty like you are always sweating through your goddamn clothes it's fucking cold here and then he was like i have i have kidney stones don't talk to me like that and i was like he's stormed out does kidney stones have to do with it and then he literally left the room and we just like ate and went back to meeting people and acted like it didn't happen um and yeah i just became

like so awful to him and like in front of everybody i would do all the time like one time he was trying to get on my ass again and i'd found out that he bought like one of the people one of his like minions um a bunch of youtube equipment and then i was like you need to buy me a fucking ring light and a tripod and he was like no i don't and i was like that's funny because i found out that you bought so and so and so and so that shit so why the fuck don't you do it for me and i was like i'm literally getting the fuck out of here like i'm not doing the meet and greet and i got up to like act like i was walking out and he was like fine fine like what's your address and i stood over his shoulder while he got on amazon and ordered me a bunch of stuff and i was like you also stole his debit card or didn't steal he gave gave it to us. And then we went to 7-Eleven and we spent like $500.

Like we spent so much money and I bought myself a bunch of Amazon gift cards. And then finally we quit because everybody started quitting because we were all like, oh my God, it's almost like you're scamming a bunch of children. This is bad. But on the same track of scams before I forget. I was about to say I have like a couple things, some scams to talk about. I can't believe I was actually able to bring this back in and just remembered it. Like God is amazing.

God is so good sometimes. But the scam I saw recently is this girl was telling a story about how she got stood up on a hinge date and she like went to the restaurant. She got stood up and she was like whatever. I already got all nice and pretty and I'm not about to just walk out of this restaurant. I feel too embarrassed to do it i'm just gonna order myself a nice meal and just be like this person didn't show up there was a family emergency segment on the podcast talking about scams yeah um and she was like yeah i just decided to sit and have a meal to myself because i was like sad i just want

to treat myself another girl stitched it and was like, I have a very similar story. And I was talking to my friend. She had a similar story and they looked into it and found out that there are restaurants making fake hinge and Tinder profiles and catfishing as people to bait people into going into restaurants because they know that nine times out of 10, if a woman shows up to a restaurant and gets stood up, she's probably still going to dine there. So restaurants are doing it as a ploy to get people into restaurants to fucking get meals

and to like boost their business because then the chances are that person's gonna be like, oh, this restaurant's nice, like I'll come back here. People are so smart. They're so devious and evil. Oh my God. I heard another hinge scam where this guy made an AI.

He like generated like this really hot girl and made the photos super realistic. And then they matched with like thousands of guys in cities that had Soho houses, I'm pretty sure. And he had it so that her profile was like,

the ideal date would be getting drinks at Soho house. So then she gets on the top, like what hottest people on Hinge, whatever, matches with tens of thousands of guys. He automated a script to do this. And then the price of So house's stock like went up because uh they had like a 7 000 percent increase in people that signed up for so house and then he like longed the stock or something and made like a million dollars yeah holy shit people are like bitch that's fucking no joke like when they're geniuses they are about their fucking money if scammers put their energy actually no i'm not even gonna say that literally stay scamming

because you're making bread like that's literally in the economy yeah like stimulate the economy bro um dude this one scam i did when i was like probably like 13 or 14 um is I don't know if I should say it, but I, I'm not going to say it. I decided I'm not going to say it. I have some that I feel like I can't say because I'm like, they weren't like evil, but they were like, I don't want to give literal children awful ideas. Okay, I'll tell you what I did. So what I did is when I was really young, I went on a vacation to India. And while I was there, I found a call center for sale for $30. I bought it. And so every time your grandparents...

Wait, how old were you when you did this? Seven. Every time your grandparents get a scam call, it's lining my pockets, motherfuckers. And that's how I make my money. And if you take that away from me, you're gonna burn. You're gonna burn with the rest of the people

that tried to take it away from me. Remember the people buried in Central Park by the big rock? Oh. they tried to fuck with my pockets they tried to fuck with my money and they learned their lesson and they learned their lesson yeah they learned their lesson um so yeah since i've been seven years old i've been scamming old people out of money through call so why do you do the podcast then because like this in comparison this isn't like as financially like um fulfilling it's because i am passionate about it oh yeah this is your passion project yeah i'm passionate about it you're so stupid i was like what are you no um but i i did get scammed before and i i love my get scammed story have y'all been scammed

before yeah i've been scammed so many times one time i like this one's a stupid scam but it was still in the like the beginning era of grailed i it's actually so mean because i bought it for my friend and then i just like looked like a liar but i showed him the receipt and showed him i got scammed but me and my friend in like geometry class or some shit we would always joke about it's geometry geometry is that not like how you say it or do you oh wait no you're only 13 so you don't have that class yet what geometry is oh it's like a math related class you'll get it in high school math is just numbers why don't they just call it math well it's because it's like a little more uh i don't know why actually that's a really good question someone like you is so insightful it's beyond my geometry is is geometry not like when it's like shape-based i was like so scared

you didn't know no i know that i only know that because that was the only type of math i was good at for some reason dude that math is fun and lit because you can visualize it because you're looking at images so it's like oh like i bet i could guess how long this fucking this side of this triangle is. And it's like fun. But then like algebra and stuff, I was really bad. Fuck algebra, dude. I literally failed. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. It's so sad. It was like I was like going into like sixth grade and we were taking like pre-algebra classes. And all the cool kids took the pre-algebra class. And I took it and I did really good. Going into seventh grade. Yeah, everyone does beasts at pre-algebra. And then they it and I did really good going into seventh grade. Yeah, everyone does beasts at pre-algebra and then they get to algebra and it's like, yeah.

And then in seventh grade, the first week of class, I had no idea what the fuck was going on. And I was just guessing and it was so, and all of my friends and peers knew what to do. They were passing. It just wasn't clicking with my brain. It was so bad that my teacher pulled me out of the class to have a conversation with me and was like look drew like you don't know what you're doing and like i don't have time to teach you what how to do it so like you need to really really consider going to a regular math class and i went to a regular math

class and i cried in the hallway because i was so embarrassed because I had never not been good at something I tried. And that was the first time it happened. And I learned a big lesson today. That was the first and last time. Yeah. Well, I was so bad at math. Like, I'm just really bad at math. Can I tell my scam story real quick?

Yeah, this is like so quick, though. When I did the SATs, I forgot that I had to bring a calculator and I bombed the math section. Oh, my God. Literally, it was senior year and i couldn't even remember how to do long division at that point and i was like damn i am fucked and you is actually the first person to get a score on the sat below 10 yeah i was like she got a seven don't you get like a hundred for writing your name or something yeah yeah she didn't know how to write her name dude she didn't have a calculator how was she to write her name? I just like drew boobs in all the like spots.

And I was like, hopefully whoever grades this is really horny. I was going to say, if I was grading that test, you would have got like a 3000. I did really good on reading and writing though. Like I killed that. Yeah, you've always been like naturally a cool. Like my SAT score was just passing because I got like almost 100% on reading and writing I like killed it and then what like plummeted my score was I'm not kidding I don't even think I got above like an 800 or like what what's like the total tally I think it's 1600 I think I got

like a 1300 and it's because I got like almost 800 on my SAT and then I literally got maybe 300. I don't know if those are the right numbers. It was actually so long ago at this point, which is kind of scary. But yeah, it was really bad. Yeah. If I was going to say your scam. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So this is about me getting scammed because I feel like it's only right if we talk about scams we've done that we have to talk about scams we've got got by. And like everybody's been gotten by a scam at one point in their life. I know it. And you might not know it, but you were scammed. But one scam that got me, which I feel like it's almost like a rite of passage like for boyhood um is i was playing modern warfare 2 and like if you know anything about modern warfare 2 you know that there were like modded lobbies like randomly where you would join the lobby and you would have every gun unlocked every uh camo unlocked every attachment or not attachment, every like calling card and emblem

and all that shit would just be unlocked. And I wanted that so bad. And it would be on your account for like 24 hours. It was like a virus. I forget what they called it, but I wanted it so bad. And all of my friends got it. They would just randomly end up in these lobbies. And I was like, what the fuck? Why don't I have good luck lobbies. And I was like, what the fuck? Why don't I have good luck? Like invite me next time. Like what the hell? Like text me or something.

Like I want to be in one of these lobbies because all my friends had everything unlocked and I was just still like a fucking scrub. So I had the wise idea to get on eBay because I knew you could buy shit because I like had a JTAG Xbox because I wanted to learn how to make modded lobbies myself. And I wanted a lag switch.

We've talked about those before in the last episode. And I saw links that you could buy these modded lobbies where if you bought it, you would be invited to a modded lobby of 40 people and they would infect you with the mods. So your account would now be able to infect other people with the mods. So I was like, oh, I could like even sell this. Like this is lit. Like I could sell this to my other friends that don't have it. So I bought it and it was like 20, I remember it was $25.50 and I bought it on my dad's credit card

because I didn't have any fucking money. And so I took his card, bought it, whatever. So I wait for the email. I get the email and he's like, okay, like what? I literally ate that and I laughed because I thought of DD McDoodoo. DD Mega Doodoo. Why do I keep saying dd megadudu but it's dd megadudu sorry we'll get

into that in a second um but so i bought it and i'm waiting i get the email and in the email he's like okay for you to join my lobby i need your password and your email to your account and i was like oh okay like yeah yeah yeah and so i give it to him stupid yeah i know but i was like i don't know i was old enough to know not to do that but i did it anyway you definitely like had twitter and stuff at this point like you should have known yeah no no it was like before pre-twitter it was like i guess yeah because yeah yeah i remember like it was before twitter because like actually shortly after this my friends were trying to explain to me what a hashtag was and i literally could not comprehend what a fucking hashtag was um and they couldn't explain it either and i still to this day don't

think anybody can actually verbalize what a hashtag is on Twitter but it's like literally like just like a silent rule that we all know it's so weird um but I give him my email and password and then I'm just waiting for him to email me back he doesn't and I'm like oh cool he just took my money like fuck this guy but he had given me his gamer tag so I join a party with him and i'm like hey like uh when are we going to do the thing and he was like oh are you and then send my gamer tag and i was like yeah yeah yeah and he was like oh like we're hosting the lobby soon sorry i forgot to send you the email and he was like a kid my age and i was like oh word like this is interesting um this is exciting like i'm gonna be in the lobby soon and then i am sitting there and i get logged out of my account like three seconds after i um join his

party and talk to him and leave the party and i'm like oh that's weird so i go to log back in and i'm able to log back in and i'm like what the fuck like that was so weird and then so I joined his party again and I just like wanted to chop it up with him and he was like um just talking to me about random shit and then I get logged out again and I'm like what the fuck is going on and then I can't log back in so I'm like fuck dude like he changed like the the kid changed my password so then i like start running and screaming because my dad's card is on that account and i didn't want him to like get his information somehow so i finally tell my parents i got scammed and they're fucking pissed so then

my mom is like how do i talk to this fucking kid you were talking to him how would i fucking talk to him and she was like cussing at me and she was angry. So my mom logs into my brother's account, adds him and gets on the mic and starts screaming at this kid. And he's like, he's like, my mom's like, give me your fucking mother. I need to talk to your fucking mother. Like screaming at him.

And like, he's like, give me my kid's account back. If you take any of our fucking money, we're suing you. We're going to ruin your life. And like all this shit. And the kid starts crying and gets his mom on. And my mom starts talking to this kid's mom about scamming and the kid is in the back like screaming like no no like please i didn't do that like and the mom's like give me give the kid the password to the account

so then he gives me the new password and the email and i log back in i get my account back my older brother changes the password and that was the rest of that my prideful ass would have taken that to the grave like I wouldn't have told my parents I would have been like and just like prayed that I got like no word back from it I was so scared dude I remember it was like the most scared I've been in

my life until I got chased by a man in my own home who was a kai it was being scammed on modern warfare and then being chased by a burglar chased by a burglar modern warfare 2 hacker um yeah but fun end to the story is i actually ended up getting a modded lobby and i had i had the 10th prestige emblem and everything and if you know you know 10th prestige was the go it was like the spinning skull i only even thought of the dd mega doodoo because i was thinking about like oh i wish i could hack my fortnight and like play a hacked

lobby and like thinking about that and then i thought about me playing it last night and that's somehow ending up on DD Mega Doo Doo. I don't remember how we got there, but. Oh, because I was watching the Gypsy Rose thing. Which if you are watching the Gypsy Rose Lifetime thing, I am so fucking upset. This is a spoiler, but I think you would get to this anyways and you would stop watching too. They're trying to make it like a reality show. Kardashian's ass thing where it's like the drama

the drama between their marriage like they're already like and they're doing like interviews with the husband and stuff before and this is before she got out and like i literally stopped i think it's episode seven or eight i stopped watching last night because i was like no you're not you're not about to brainwash me into watching like a tlc reality show a fucking gypsy rose like i want the tea i want crazy shit i don't want this like made up think of like he's sitting down with the family trying to convince them he loves her like what the fuck am i watching bitch fuck you i don't give a fuck like that and i i just don't fuck with it and i'm like no the comments the d was fire yeah the d was fire the d is fire the d and then

he goes exactly i don't care about the haters come and get it yeah he's sexy that is also he looks just okay let's talk about this he looks just like her mother which i was talking i was thinking about it last night i was like dude like that girl is never gonna have a normal life it is so dark every single person that comes into her life is going to be using her for fame money and fortune i'm not saying that he is but she will never have a friend like she can never leave this guy like it's just so dark to me like so like it's such an evil situation her life is being projected in such a way that she'll never just walk into a random place and people not know who she is yeah it's it's like even more so than before like her life was already headed for that but the fact that she got on tiktok and immediately got

like 10 million followers like you're toast yeah but um i will say something else funny that happened with the um gypsy stuff is like before when she first got out and everyone was commenting like slay like your mother slay mother your mother like you're serving like slay mother slay mamas like all that shit in her comments and everyone or someone was like wait maybe we shouldn't say that because she literally slayed her mother like she literally slayed her mom like maybe we don't say that to her. Don't start saying that in our comments. Yesterday, also, like, in the last episode, it was like, she goes, I'm literally a murderer. And that, I was like, all right, let's reel back a little.

Because you didn't do shit. No, you did not do shit, Gypsy. You're not a murderer. You're just like, you Instacarted a murderer. You're not a murderer. It's like, if you poke the bear enough, they're going to attack. Yeah. Like, I was just like, but for some reason, like, I was like, all right, now you're not a murderer it's like if you poke the bear enough they're gonna attack yeah like i i was just like but for some reason like i was like all right now you're trying to get street cred that you don't really own like no she is no she's a killer she's hard as fuck like she's like the

killer but like metaphorically like she's killing the game um but yeah also uh ariana grande dating someone that looks just like her brother. There's some weird, creepy shit going on. That's always a thing though. It's like, I can name like three other people who I'm like, the person you're dating is literally related to you, but that's like classic. That's like sibling or, or relationship. Also, we never talked about Frankie Grande's I'm a rock and roll.

Um, that song. I'm a rock and roll queen of the evolution baby i'm an icon baby an institution um but yeah we got to dd mega doo-doo because i was watching it and i kept saying dd and i was just like dd mega doo-doo god dude that's one of the best videos ever i'm sorry i forgot to say like my thing this year is gonna be poop like i love like the word poop again i hate that so much because he said it in the car dead serious like we were shopping for a candle for the house and he was like he was like should i ask if they have poop scent like and he said it you said it loud enough for the guy to hear and he kind of chuckled and i was like oh my god you were

literally a child oh no we were looking at flavored perfumes um because i really want flavor perfume i really want to smell like feces and like when you're in like a nice establishment like a le labo or a dip cheek you can be like do you have like fecal scented perfume because it's like more elegant to say fecal matter rather than poop yeah but i also wanted to bring up the fucking video i sent in the group chat today of uh ricky dylan you know what's crazy drew look at this wait please look at this i saved this at 11 19 p.m last night and i saw you in the group chat and you know what i wrote i said it's fucked up even in a lip sync video i can tell you have a list like you cannot escape the lisp allegations even when you are not saying a goddamn word i think lisps are cute like i'm not even i'm not even saying it i mean look at this video like this video is actually but it is the funniest thing i've ever seen and this is

something josiah would do i know we need that that's literally we need to give josiah money to do this like i will fund it also the fact that ricky dylan has a song with snoop dog will never not be the funniest thing ever also no one's talking about this but snoop dog is actually two inches tall and living inside of ricky dylan's colon when it flashes that quickly did you see they look like clockwork orange did you see they stole quinn's face and made a mannequin out of her are you kidding like look somebody like made a mannequin head and it's literally quinn's face like and then somebody like added makeup to it and it's literally her and she's like wait should I fucking sue because they're literally stealing my face dude that's crazy

also but like you have to be a different level of sexy hot beautiful for people to be like we need that I need that in my house the people that like recognize that you have to be like so hot that like people like or like this is Quinn yeah that's so fire but yeah it's crazy

that you said that this morning because i was like oh my god um but my last tidbit is i've decided that free black coffee as an amenity is the biggest slap in the face we have let go under the rug like explain because like i feel like for example like in lounges and airports it's supposed to be like oh like i'm so much better than now like you're gonna go down there with all the stores and like no seats and i'm gonna come up here and get free food and like the free food in question is like some of the scariest food you've ever seen in your life like i don't know why like buffet style shit just scares me in general because i'm like not only is this just sitting here but people are like all touching and interacting with it and that grosses me out but then it's like okay you get free that and then free black coffee like

that is literally the cheapest drink you can give to people for free like it is such a like low blow like you might as well give me nothing water yeah and that Fruit water is also the craziest. Dude, banana water? What if you cut up a single cucumber and put it in a big jug? Banana water. People cut up bananas and put them inside. People do not put bananas in the water. Literally, people put bananas in the water. Girl, there's fluoride in the water and there's bananas in some water.

Let's talk about it. All right. Banana water. Hold on. I got to find the picture. Like... all right banana water hold on i gotta find the picture like also the side banana water like who is so not like within their cognitive mind able to go up and see that that's literally a cut up banana in the water like putting a label on that is also like a dig at the intelligence of the people interacting with it. Fruit water. Hey, that's what they call me. Me when I'm

douching. Do you have psyop corner or no? Yeah, psyop corner. Yeah, I forgot to do it. We've been forgetting the end of the episodes the last couple episodes. Okay, Drew's psyop corner. Better eat your girl pussy

before her homegirls do it. Bitch is gay as fuck these days. Okay, okay. That's good. Oh, I forgot to do this one. How the fuck your breath stink around Christmas? It's free peppermints everywhere.

That one's really good. After I die, I'm going to come back as a pecan tree so motherfuckers can eat my nuts. This is like the certified classic. Bitches smoke their whole pregnancy and ask why the baby keeps crying. Bitch, he needs an eighth um i have like eight more but i should just save them do one more being called a liar when i know i took time to make it sound true gets me so mad

oh my god that was good okay um my media of the week is i only have one song and it's overkill by men at work i like can't stop listening to that song uh i listened to it a lot as a kid because of my parents and like that song makes me so happy it was also in the adults which i don't think like people loved that movie but i liked that movie so suck my ball guys i was so depressed on the airplane and i like i don't know why i was so sad like it was just such a weird vibe and i was like oh you know what would hit right now was kid a and okay computer and i downloaded both of those albums and listened to it all four hours of the flight actually it was like five hours because I was on fucking tarmac for one hour each way. It was hell.

But I listened to OK Computer and Kid A and then a little bit of In Rainbows that I had downloaded. No one's talking about Radiohead. Like literally no one is having this conversation. Why do they call it Radiohead? Because it's always on the radio and it's stalk in me head oh my god um but how did this just texted me because he we like for my one birthday excursion is i i think you know about this actually i don't know samar was like oh my god they're doing the

michael jackson musical in la and we should all go and i was like oh my god that could be my birthday excursion it's getting a few people and going and then he just texted me our only texts have been about that by the way and then he goes bro i had a mj the musical nightmare they were trying to kill me and eat my body sounds about right uh let's check and see if michael jackson was on those flight logs oh shut up actually one thing i saw trisha paytas did um has one of the funniest things i've ever heard and i never heard it until like last week but she was like i love the colors like of the trans flag it's almost like a gender reveal and she's like oh and i was like oh she's so smart like that's so funny literally me and you talking on the phone

but how to disappear completely by radiohead oh don't even get me started don't get me started is that rick ellens no seriously who is that it's true oh Don't get me started. Is that Rick Owens? No, seriously, who is that? It's Drew. Oh. The fact that he's 386 years old. The fact that every now and then he comes out with a song that he, it sounds like a Brockhampton song is like awesome.

Yeah, we need to have that conversation. Brockhampton stole their entire swag from RuPaul. I don't think we need to have that conversation. Brock Hampton stole their entire swag from RuPaul. I don't think we're ready for that conversation. All right. Well, thank you guys so much for listening. I hope you have an amazing week. And pucker those buttholes. Make daddy proud. Outro Music