Emergency Intercom - Sexy, Not Smart

Episode Date: September 10, 2021

In this episode Enya and Drew go a step further in proving that besides the luck of decent comedic timing, these idiots have nothing to serve but face... and even then, most time you will starve with these idiots. You love them for their charm... not their intelligence! That's all that matters! Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzor Follow Drew on Insta: @DrewPhillips09 To listen to the podcast on YouTube: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercomPodYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Spotify, this is Javi. My biggest passion is music, and it's not just sounds and instruments, it's more than that to me. It's a world full of my balls are so heavy. Oh, they hurt. I can, let me drain them for you. Like little water balloons. I was thinking like a pussy, like little pimple, like having to squeeze it. Simple, dimple, puppet squeeze. Puppet squeeze.

I fucking love that audio. Dude, when I... Simple, dimple, pop. I wish maybe... Simple, dimple, pop. Oh my god, can you shut the fuck up, bitch? I was gonna say, now that it's not near me, because I think this with everything that i don't purchase that

i see um when i saw the elsa poppet and like there was an elsa poppet there was a peppa pig poppet there was like literally every character you could think of and like they were shaped like poppets but i didn't have any cash on me so i couldn't buy it but i'm so mad i didn't buy it for josiah although update on the Among Us pop-it. I fucking hate it. It's just everywhere and it's such a nuisance. It's so dirty. And there's nowhere it can live.

Also, how did you feel last night, like, about the people we were with last night completely shitting on, like, fidget toys in general? I was, like, kind of offended, but I was, like... I didn't feel like they were uh shitting on it i think they were like shitting on the idea of like a grown person who's acting like they need a fidget and also like saying like it's actually distracting you more than it's helping you like put that shit down you're a grown fucking man you can't do your work you're like this it's like giving a child a fucking ipad literally a fidget is just an ipad with no leds oh that just literally made me think of like my nephew's fucking disgusting sticky ipad dude oh my god literally you showed me a picture literally the most disgusting thing i've ever seen in my entire

life like boogers smeared all over it and like cracks and like fucking cheeto dust and like just like so dirty but like like cheeto dust like coagulating and some of the boogers yeah yeah no it's it's not like separate events like they're it's like a mixture of just like snot and boogers and pus but i mean they're little boys like what can you fucking do like are you gonna boys will be boys i realize also i always have this loud ass fucking cup and in every single episode everyone can hear like my eyes and in the past few episodes you've been like into the mic yeah you sniffed a couple times sorry sorry i will blow my nose in my shirt next time actually speaking of my shirt i wanted to talk because you made a comment how someone was like, you should talk about like your outfits like each episode. This is the saddest thing ever.

But I the science behind the outfits I wear on the podcast is literally like my body dysmorphia peaking and me being like I cannot be sitting in a chair on camera and anything tight because I will be so focused on what my body looks like that i won't be able to talk so i literally like put on any t-shirt that's like not hugging my body all the way like that if you watch the episode where i wore my sesame street shirt i like had my legs in front of my body the whole time oh that's like sad i know it is girl you're beautiful you're beautiful just the way you are and you shouldn't care about what other people think of you. We got best friends necklaces. See, that's how you know I love you because I don't wear silver. I know.

I saw it on you today and I was like, oh, that made me feel good. Because when we were gifted it, I was like, this bitch is never going to wear this. And I'm going to wear it all the fucking time. And I saw you wearing it today. And I was like, oh, like, she really does care about me. I want to get. It made me tear up, I swear. We should get, like, gold versions.

We could probably get it plated gold. That would be a fucking slut. And it would literally, I mean, literally all they do is, like, put it in a fucking vat of water and like electrocute it or whatever i don't i don't know the science electrocute it yeah um they literally dip it like fucking a corn dog like a hot dog and corn dog batter the corn dogs from the fair the other day actually probably the best thing i put into my body in like six years i know it did help that we were also fucking starving like famished you could eat anything when you're famished and you might as well be eating at a michelin star literally like you could feed

me the 7-eleven like rotisserie talk like taquitos when i'm hungry and i'll be like this is the best food ever but i will say those are the best food probably ever made um i never had the taquitos but i used to fuck up the chicken wings but i was like a chicken wing monster we just had this conversation like two days ago but like i can't do bone and meat at all like boner meat hey i can't i can't do bone in meat because when you're when you when you're eating the you're sucking the bone yeah exactly it's a little gay like i

can't do that i can't suck bones no because like when you're eating bone in meat one it's on the bone which i shouldn't fucking see bones ever in my life that's so sinister and two the tendons uh-uh the tendons and the fat when you bite into that shit it is like eating fucking rubber bands it's the best taste ever that's why i love like squid and octopus and like ox tail and like pig's feet because it's all like fatty like like tendons and it's like it's the most it literally is like a cultural thing i think actually though yeah so you're being fucking racist bitch yeah and no um but no i literally like that is what makes me like in the most like let me clarify this is the most joe rogan shit you'll ever say i am not vegetarian because i'm like

yas like save the planet like of course i'm like yas i do my part but i am in any any like health thing i'm in it's for vanity and like that's it purely never get it twisted like i don't have a hydro flask because i'm like don't waste plastic i have a hydro flask because if i don't have a hydro flask because I'm like, don't waste plastic. I have a hydro flask because if I don't have a hydro flask, I won't drink water and then I won't be pretty. Like, I like, of course, like, God bless that I'm like helping the world while I try to be pretty in like little ways. Yeah. But it is never like I'm not skipping out on straws. Like, I will take a straw because I don't want my teeth to be yellow. Also, straws aren't the things that are killing the turtles.

The things that are killing the turtles are fucking nets. And a lot of people would be like, oh my God, did you switch from being a vegetarian? Cancel overfishing. Because you saw that. No, I'm sorry. Like, that is not my duty. That's not my job.

It's the corporation's job. It's the scientist's job to figure out how to get us lab-grown meat. Would you eat lab-grown meat? Yeah, because that's what plant-based meat is. That's basically lab-grown meat. Also, there's something to be said about... Would you eat lab-grown meat? Yeah, because that's what, like, plant-based meat is. Yeah. That's basically, like, lab-grown. Would you... No.

Would I take lab-grown meat in my hole? No, I didn't. No, dude. I thought that's... Wait, it was basically what I was going to say. I was going to say... I can't say it because it's so gnarly. It's really...

It's really naughty. Should I just say it? Yeah. Would you fuck lab grown pussy? I mean that's a test tube baby. Okay no pause because lab grown pussy would hit like crazy. Alien like alien versus predator pussy I guess actually lab grown dick would literally they can make it do the twirls that the little Thingamabob would do. And it could suck Like we could add a little attachment you could shape it like the

rabbit toys and give it like an extra mouth to be like i won't yeah um but yeah i like i do it for vanity and i miss chicken and i have been eating insane the past three weeks like i've been eating the most out of pocket i have in my whole life and i do think it's made a difference like i was about to say i haven't noticed a difference i thought your skin was fucking i'm wearing makeup i like you know what it is it's it's like tiny like my breakouts from when i eat like everything aren't like i don't okay you don't eat everything that's like impossible you're so annoying it like comes after so like i like spent a week not eating any like crazy shit again because i was like okay i actually have to stop because when i was in

miami i literally like had pig's feet i had like a bite of lamb like i was like anything you put in front of me i'll eat like you're on your meat again like i was just eating anything because also like y'all are fear-mongering the fuck out of me online and i'm convinced the world is gonna end so i'm like fuck it i have to do literally everything i want like now dude the online climate change fear-mongering is the scariest shit i've ever seen in my entire life what what am i gonna do like i like of course i understand that little things like driving my car less like less emissions like awesome like I don't have to drive everywhere or whatever Like okay, like consume whose fault is that whose fault is it? Like what the fuck am I gonna do bitch? I can't eat. I genuinely can't even tie my shoes, right? Yeah, that's true

That's why you wear your pilgrim shoes everywhere But he's on her pilgrimage yeah because i have to like i have to like remove myself from society because i am the sole proprietor of killing the earth yeah i mean i eat meat because i mean i don't eat as much meat you're fucking k i don't eat meat it took me a second to clock that um i don't eat meat as much as I used to. And I can't eat steak anymore. Like I had like the nicest steak. You couldn't put steak anywhere near my face.

I had the nicest steak of my entire life probably like a month ago or two months ago when I was back in Texas. And it was like the first two or three bites. I was like, wait, like I get it. I get red meat. I understand like, wait, like I get it. I get red meat. I understand like what you mean by this. Like I understand it. And then like I had one just like off bite and I tasted the entire farm. Like I tasted the cow shit.

Like it was absolutely rancid. And I just like it ruined the entire meal for me. It immediately ruined the entire meal for me. And I was like, this is why I can't do red meat as often as i used to and then also like chicken like i will eat chicken every for every fucking meal i don't care like i love chicken chicken tastes so fucking good i was just thinking literally as you were talking about that i was fantasizing about like like cuban like grilled chicken with like the onions oh shit that shit i had when i was in miami oh yeah we had it in miami dude oh so good like every time i see oh it's seasoned with like the onions oh shit that shit i had when i was in miami oh yeah we had it

in miami dude oh so good like every time i see something seasoned with like lemon it's like super lemon i know it's like very citrusy and it's so delicious and then you get some yukon that's like yeah it's just like okay if y'all are gonna sit here and tell me that the world's gonna end in like five days like i'm gonna like do whatever i want yeah exactly i'm gonna drive my car 3 000 miles i'm gonna take the emissions shit off my car and drive it. I don't give a shit. I'll ruin the earth. No, but actually, like, I will say, I don't know, this is like completely just like coming out of my ass. It's not backed by science at all. And I could give one of your other fucking conspiracy. It's not a conspiracy. It's just like how it's just like how I process this information.

A lot of it, I feel like is coming from a good place like this fear mongering. Like it's like if you don't do this now, we will die. But part of me is kind of like that's not the way to like convince people like like change their minds on this. Like if there was a scientist or like a journalist or something like reporter or whatever, like out there saying like, yo, like look at the good that we've created from like fixing our emissions and our like carbon footprint, like whatever. Like I feel like more people would be like, yo, like, yes. But like at the end of the day, there's always just going to be billionaires just, like, destroying the earth, like, just to make money. And, like, bitch, there's not going to be an earth to spend your fucking money in if you kill it with all your bullshit. But whatever. Also, there's, like, the funniest, the only, like, I'm, like, the funniest thing to come out of the world ending and, like, global warming is every single company in the world deciding all of a sudden

that they are also green like bitch when i get on a flight i know damn well that i'm blue's not green yeah you are not green and they lie their ass off they drag it so hard they're like they're like oh my god and we've been doing this for 10 years i'm like why are you lying liar like no there is like this certain form of like i forget the word for it but there is like it's like don't believe everything you see that's like green like if you like go into like target or whatever and it's like green like like created ethically or whatever yeah i don't think there's necessarily none of it's any laws about lie you i feel like you can lie about being like this is fully recyclable because also like

most plastics are not recyclable like if you like me being like anti-recycling but what i'm saying is like bitch when i buy i'm thinking of a specific product but i won't say it because it's like by a famous person and if i see this famous person i have to act like i don't know who they are when i see them but like this famous person had a product and it was like this is the new packaging and it's 100 recyclable it was literally the same packaging as their old one just in a different color and it wasn't even like that fake speckled you know when they do like the fake speckled plastic to make you really think it's recycled yeah like i'm like no like you cannot convince me bitch let me see the factory i'm going give me a ticket i'm going i'm going I'm going. Give me a ticket. I'm going. I'm going.

I'm going. Like, send me abroad. Like, I want to go. Bitch, you just want to get flewed out. Like, that's what it is. I want to get flown out so bad. I don't understand. Like, it's...

I've been on the internet for seven years. Not once flown out. It's time. It really is time. Literally, not once flown out for, like, a gig. Like... I mean, kind of for tour but like no we were being like abused as kids that's different no i'm in our tour we were kind of flewed out but we were like

we were being abused no i'm kidding um no but i mean like not but we were being flown out like to do like to work all day for like that was different i mean i want to be flown out and put up in a nice hotel room for like a fucking week and then have two days out like that was different i mean i want to be flown out and put up in a nice hotel room for like a fucking week and then have two days out of that week where i have to work for a company and then for the rest of it i get to lollygag i don't get flown out to lollygag me complaining about like the most unrelated i'm like i want to be phoned out to lollygag i think i mean i think it is relatable like i think everybody wants to be flown out see guys how you know that, like, there will always be relatability between us. Because, like, you might look at me and be like, oh, my God, Enya is, like, quote, I'm quoting my hands for if you can't see, like, famous and, like, important.

No, I am not. Companies fucking hate me. And I am so unimportant to, like, majority companies. And also, like, I am not that cool in, like, any social scene. Yeah. Ricky and Denzel on their podcast were like said the funniest thing they were like dude being on the floor in the club is i saw that i was like that's literally me i was like wait i've like literally never been not on the floor in the club i was like i've only exist on the floor i pay rent on the floor yeah

i'm a fucking cockroach i i'll do you one better i am literally on the floor i pay rent on the floor yeah i'm a fucking cockroach i i'll do you one better i am literally on the floor rolling around you are better i am the floor i'm the mom on top of me they're stepping on me and walking around i'm the mop that mops up the floor at the club afterwards the piss and vomit um but yeah i was like maybe if we like put our foot forward we would be in these scenes but no i just don't i just think we are just too nuanced people like we're too nuanced persons i don't i don't know i just genuinely don't understand why we're not loved by brands no we say that and then like what do we spend our free time doing watching lightning compilations girl that is like actually the best like the the most fun i've had in a very long time was

just laughing at people getting struck by lightning and trees getting struck by lightning also we're not like watching people like die getting struck yeah we make it to make it very clear yeah it's all like survival stories but like then it's caught on video and the videos are like so funny it's like the craziest shit i've ever seen it's just like survival stories, but like then it's caught on video and the videos are like so funny. It's like the craziest shit I've ever seen. It's just like out of literally out of nowhere. This person just fucking falls. I just can't describe it. You have to watch it.

Maybe I would love to do a reaction video on my channel, but now we've watched it twice and I'm like, okay, it can't be funny a third time. I mean, it was just as funny last time. I think you know what it is too. Like anything you watch when you're like delusionally tired after 1130 PM.m yeah like the 11 30 giggles like yeah i fully agree but yeah we just like watched lightning compilations and watching trees explode the sounds the shit makes like the transformers make when they get struck by lightning and then the sound thunder the the sound of thunder is just fucking hilarious like i'm sorry that's like literally is nature's fart yeah it is big fart it's nature snapshot screenshot dude orion saying that was literally

the funniest thing ever like um fuck i was gonna say something you know what maybe that's why like global warming like of course i understand how serious it is and, like, how detrimental it will be, especially to, like, a lot of third world countries specifically. Because I literally took a class about it in high school. Communism, climate change 101. Okay. Like, that was in the class. Lazy socialist algebra. I'm just going to read some of them now covid puzzle 101 kamala harris history joe biden gave us home

um for every i'm on that bus i want to get on the joe biden gay bus for reference i'm it's this new school be like meme that i found that i'm reading from it's none of those are my jokes i will credit the joke writer when i find it but joe biden gave us home um but i think with the reason that like my brain one as a simple brains like dumb human and i will always claim that to my grave i say i think every episode that i am stupid i cannot grasp you are like so annoying literally 99 degrees that fucking hurt my shoulder so bad. Dude, I have no muscles. Okay, keep going.

What's his shirt? Half-Life. That's cute. Dude, I love the distressing on that so much. I know, isn't it really nice? I have to get better at like... Half-Life 2 from The Thrift. Wrangler's Camo. Josh's Closet.

Yeezy Slides. Yeezy.com. Uniqlo Socks, Heaven by Marc Jacobs, Best Friend Necklace. Your turn. Do you want me to go? Do you know what I'm referencing? Is it when they stop people and they're like, what is that?

Like, what are you wearing? No, it's like when they're, like, standing up to the camera. And they're like, and then take a picture.'re like oh yeah you could have just said tiktoks dude sometimes i just forget words front general in new york like japanese denim um celine loafers white socks from amazon um a shirt that literally when we were at the rose bowl i took from this lady because i was like she's just being nice to me but we were there when it was closing and she had a truck full of clothes and was like get something like get a shirt like take a shirt for free and i was like oh are you sure she was like yeah it was literally from the dollar bin we just need to get rid of them i was like oh okay and i grabbed this thinking like i'm never gonna wear it and i've worn it so many times because i think it's like a fit um all my earrings

are from like jewelry stores um just like random jewelry spots or uh the m jeweler like some of them are from there most of them are random and you can't get them sorry i get it i like i get it all over the world new york miami los angeles i'm crazy and then i have the other half of the besties for the resties necklace from heaven have on this was gifted i literally forgot what the fuck i was saying we get gifted my rings are slayana.com you should look that up oh yeah my bracelets are power balance um grease star bracelet that i've had for literally seven years on this wrist and then my uh everyone in my family has literally no one who's listening to this could see this like

like we like literally just fully forgot what we were doing and like started existing well this is um this is a bracelet that everybody in my family um got when my brother died oh that's so ugly and then i have um a rubber band i have to literally just fucking rubber band people i will pop the shit you won't do shit to me i will hit you on camera you literally won't that's the thing that's the thing you're trying to gaslight me into like physically abusing you on camera dude that's like someone pointed that out like literally all i do is just like it's not gaslighting i just know like how to get a reaction out of you and that's what gaslighting is literally not but i just like say shit that i know i know how to make you upset and make you feel like you're the perpetrator but no i just

say like stupid shit and then like i'll look at you and then you'll give the exact reaction i want and it's perfect my bracelets are also from random jewelry stores actually some of my jewelry is literally from my earrings like four of my earrings are from my mommy oh and my chain is from my dad that he bought in 1989 hey okay i forgot what i was fucking saying bitch i was oh i was talking about how like i think part of my... You're so annoying. Part of my brain can't comprehend how serious global warming is because it's the same part of my brain that finds lightning strike videos funny.

Because it's, like, literally we are just living on a planet. Like, we are just on... Like, Mother Nature is so funny. Like, of course, natural disasters aren't funny. But they're, like, comedic to me in the sense that sense that it's like literally what the fuck are we supposed to do? Listen to this. Also, don't quote me on this because this may sound the most ignorant I've ever sounded in my entire life.

But listen to this, what we were talking about the other day. What if all these natural disasters that are happening now and more frequent, I say with air quotes, is because we're just more like connected like we just are seeing more of it because everyone has a camera on it and then also on top of that what if it's because the news in the meat the news and the media where is the news and the media the news and the media know that like people will tune in more when the world is ending um they're like oh my god the newest flood just dropped we gotta like that's kind of like a lot of people are against like

um like classic styled news because that's what the news is like of course if you were ever watching the news as a kid they try try to like filter in, I think like two good shit. Yeah. Like this puppy saved a kid's life or something like that. But for the most part, it's literally just like replaying the same footage. Like I was watching the news for the first time the other day when Hurricane Ida struck and it was actually insane how they like replay the same like b-roll because i'm first of all i'm

like get more b-roll like yeah you're literally in the middle of a flood there's like a million things to film like why am i looking at the same like random footage of like a car sitting in water wait how iconic would it be if an earthquake just happened that would not be iconic it would suck balls i guess if it was the big one's coming the big one's coming. When I was on Twitch, there was an earthquake. So I like there's live footage of me reacting to an earthquake. But I want the big one. Stop fucking saying that because that shit actually pisses me off. And like that's one more reason to move out of LA because I'm like, bitch, a hurricane.

I grew up in hurricanes. I'm moving to Wyoming. Huh? I'm moving to Wyoming. You're annoying. I'm going to punch you in the face. Kanye and Jeffree Star live out there. My besties.

Oh, speaking of Kanye, we said we were going to kind of make a comment on Drake's album and Kanye's album. And like, so that Drake guy, I, as a lot of you know, I've never really like, I've never heard his music. Of course, like when I'm in a club, I, if you like played it, I played it i'd be like oh this kind of sounds familiar but i can't tell you who's like singing like does he sing or no he he raps and you know who the fuck drake is you just listened to his album like oh yeah no i see i already forgot but oh that's what i was gonna say is i i gave it a go because i was like all right i'm talking a lot about having sex with

this man maybe i should know what he does. Yeah. So I gave the album a listen, and I actually decided I don't know that I like the way he talks about women. So I don't know if I would have sex with him. Character growth, baby. Character development. I'm loving this arc for him. This is also me playing hard to get because if he knows I don't fuck with him

and I also don't like his music He'll be like oh my god. She's so slay and like different like We have to cut that. I'm not like the other girls. Yeah, I just don't like Drake like Well, you just said you want huh I'm really you're giving really weird signals right now. Like do you want to have sex with Drake or not? Wait, who's that? Oh my fucking god but like i was saying like this kanye guy i've never ever heard of this guy in my life i mean after listening to his music yeah and that's our review on the albums

okay what we actually think of the albums is for me they both are incredibly mid um in this whole drake versus kanye feud that had the injured or the internet has conjured up is so pointless um because both the albums fucking suck not fucking suck but both of them are just like like whatever if i had to choose one of the albums i would choose donda because i have a bias towards uh kanye at the end of the day the thing is at the end of the day i think i like both of them just as much yeah exactly they are literally both i like went through a humongous Kanye and Drake phase in high school simultaneously. Beginning of high school, all I listened to was... End of middle school, all I listened to was Kanye.

Then beginning freshman to junior, all I listened to was Drake. And then obviously Life ofablo came out during that and that was like in the mix too yeah and then once like senior year to literally like 28 like 19 all i listened to was like kanye and then i started listening to drake again recently in the past year um so literally they both have equal spots in my head and yeah both of the albums are like mid like yeah both of them are just not a lot of the kanye album i don't know why literally makes me laugh like i think it makes me laugh because i'm like i don't know it's she's just funny i'm like there's way too much music on that album way too much he could have made it 10 songs

to like eight songs he could have made it 10 songs long and it actually would have been like a really decent album but he put 36 songs on there and it's 14 hours long and it's just like whatever i like was trying to listen to it before this episode because i actually also haven't even listened to the full thing because some of the songs like got annoying to me and i would like skip it and or like i would just be like what is happening but um you just don't have an open mind and an open mind and an open heart to god no the exact to kanye um um bitch what were you gonna say i was just gonna say some of the there's like four of those drake songs that i like i'm like this is awesome and it reminds me of like old drake i'm too sexy for my shirt i hate that one that is the cringiest shit i've ever heard in my entire life and the fact that y'all let that song of every song on the

drake album be the one that blows up like it's like the fucking lesbian line he said that shit because he knew what it would do to the internet like especially in this like like climate of like conversation around sexuality he knew if he said he's a lesbian like it would either ruffle feathers or like get a bunch of people like cracking up at it and i think because he gets mean so hard he's like i'm gonna be the like the one to mean myself and yeah dude that's something that is actually terrifying literally no matter who you are like so and no matter like whatever whatever no matter the celebrity they are all becoming memes of themselves and it's like terrifying i think kai said that and i was like holy fucking shit i fucking hate it it's it's scary it's like please take yourself fucking seriously and let us

be the memes of ourselves like i don yourself fucking seriously and let us be the memes of ourselves like i don't let let the let the internet comedians do the memeing like that's literally our job like why are you trying to take our job too it's so like terrifying it's absolutely like terrifying um but yeah like race my mind off of certified lover boy i also just hate the i used to be a lover boy that's my that's my favorite line off of that album that's not a line on the album do you think he did that on purpose where he the whole like meme where bbl drake like shaking your head to well that wasn't him no the meme was to that song and then drake's album came out and it

it was called certified lover boy he's been teasing certified lover boy for like a minute though i think before the meme like literally i remember him seeing like calling himself lover boy like fucking forever ago well the correlation is there that's why the conspiracies are already rolling darling like you're the only one who has said that well now everybody else listening gets it too so you heard it so annoyed you've heard of post nut clarity well now that's literally what i was looking for is for our fucking well now i'm dropping a new bomb today pre-nut insanity okay but here's my argument to this there is no sanity in horniness at all so

i don't even believe no pre-nut insanity no i'm saying like i don't you're horny and insane pre-nut insanity i know i think but even after you nut you are still insane because like girl why is this a debate right now it's post nut clarity pre-nut insanity okay then why the fuck did you say it bitch the fuck you want me to be like exactly be like yep exactly i would argue that there is no sanity in horniness at all before or after you've never nutted to some okay no we're not having that conversation okay like it'd been absolutely there's still insanity in that because it's like why can i not just like accept the fact that that like did it for me like what like why do i have to like fight that feeling and that is insanity to me kings are just taboos it's just what we can't

have exactly and that's what i'm saying. It's still like insane. So even within the clarity, there is insanity. I'm so lost right now. All I wanted to do is just drop pre-nut insanity and I want to see people using it. Every episode you're trying to like make something. No, I just want someone to

say, oh yeah, like, you know what? You did good today. You did really good today. You came up with pre-nut insanity but you didn't come up with that today but i came up with it like two weeks ago for today two weeks ago and nothing new and that well i well i came up with this today and i was gonna just save it for a good moment when you're talking um but i'm just going to drop it now. What the fuck? Oh, my God.

What just happened? Wait. Zamar squirting ketchup on someone at the bank. Dude, that was... I thought she knew, And I was like, that's not that funny. Like, that's actually, like, whatever. But the fact that he accidentally squirted ketchup on this woman. And then she had no idea. And they both went their separate ways.

And neither of them will ever interact again. Except she has ketchup stains all over her. And she thought it was me, I bet. Because she was eyeballing me fucking squirt ketchup on my hot dog. She was eyeballing you squirt ketchup on your hot dog. Because it was me, I bet. Because she was eyeballing me fucking squirt ketchup on my hot dog. She was eyeballing you squirt ketchup on your hot dog because it was making her horny. Because she saw you holding a wiener. I have the tendency to do that to all genders. No matter who you are, what you love, what you like.

Really? Because this is the only time that you making someone horny has come up and it's only been a woman. What about the hay incident? Shut up! No, we have to save that for an episode that could be i was gonna be like that could be our valentine's episode it's literally september 8th like apparently the world's gonna be done yeah that's 10 years away um but yeah when we were at the fair zamar literally just coded a woman in ketchup and didn't say anything. She didn't notice.

And it was just the funniest thing. Also, I keep looking at my phone because I'm looking at our topics. Oh, here's what I need to talk about. I need to just admit to the world that I am like chismosa as fuck. Like, I am very nosy. And it's honestly getting worse with age. Like, you would think, like, with age, it would go away. But it's getting worse. I'm getting more and more eavesdroppy and like awful

um for instance i was at the beach with my friend and like we were sitting in the fucking i'm like i'm like like cracking up in my head because i'm the friend i'm talking about sabrina who watches the episode so she's gonna be like that's literally me Why don't you say my name? But I was at the beach with Sabrina and we were like just like laying out like sunbathing and talking. And there was these two guys in front of us and she could not hear them. But I literally have supersonic hearing that is made to each drop. Do not talk around me because I am listening. Like if you see me in public, do not talk because i will be listening unless you're

like saying something to me because then i won't be listening to you i will be listening to someone else i um i remember when you used to uh be angry at me when i would be nosy and eavesdrop eavesdrop um and now you're because as a man why the fuck are you eavesdropping you're stealing my gig no as a man why are you eavesdropping? You're stealing my gig. No, as a man, why are you eavesdropping? That's literally none of your business. You're being invasive and scary. But as a woman, it is my duty to listen to other people in case someone's in danger. That's what I'm doing because I'm going to go save the day.

I'm going to be a real burly man and step in if shit gets crazy. But the guy at the beach literally i was like first of all not to like sit here and like call someone ugly but like you're fucking ugly like why like you're not like you're lying like i guess like the standards for men are like way lower like ugly guys still fuck it's like girl like pretty girls just like have to like wait the fact that literally like almost everyone on earth like a majority of people on earth have had sex before yeah i've seen some should not be boning dude this guy also i have the right to call him ugly because of the way he was

talking about women i was like you are a fucking monster and you like i'm gonna put you in jail like i hate you he was like he was just talking this is how it started what he was saying he was like yeah and like she got really mad because like i was seeing this girl on the side and like they know each other and dude it's actually crazy like i saw them in the same room and they were hella chilling and like neither of them knew about the other like it was so crazy like me like i was fucking both of them knew about the other. Like, it was so crazy. Okay, me. Like, I was fucking both of them on the side and, like, neither of them knew. Me.

Alpha male shit. And then he was like, and then when, like, I'm just like, if you find out and you're, like, actually, like, mad about it, then you can fucking keep going. Like, you are going to be replaced. And he was like, because I'll just fuck on this girl and then at some point you'll come back to me anyways. So, like, I still get both pussies. and i was like okay you were serving he was serving lies i'm like you're lying like why are you lying and then the guy started talking about this girl who both of them knew and he was like oh she she's hard to get like i was working with her and she still would have let me fuck and then like next thing you know i was fucking her in my office and she was giving me

fucking head in my office that's the first girl to like swallow my dick that's actually a lie no girl's ever actually been able to swallow my dick but like she got close enough she got the closest out of all of them and i was like also there's something to be said that's very homoerotic to be like talking to your boy about that oh my god fully he literally started like mimicking the way he was fucking this girl on the beach in front of a family and like a bunch of strangers and i was like you like just say you have like a kink for like public sex with your friend like y'all should just like start making out y'all should just put your inhibitions aside and kiss and see if there is something there explore each other do you think they explored each other's bodies after that dude it was so insane and like he just went on for so long and like he was talking about having

sex with so many girls in such a short span of time and i'm like that's not happening and like you're lying right now like you're literally lying granted i had no business like listening to him anyways but he was talking loud as fuck like he wanted me to hear yeah he probably did no literally because then also so fucking gross when me and sabrina got up he literally also while he was talking they were both standing and looking at the water and not looking at us or like looking at each other they were both standing and looking at the water and he would like turn to his friend every now and then i'm not kidding the second me and sabrina stood up to like put our clothes back on he fully turned around like 180 turned around and his friend still kept looking the other way and he started staring at us while we were like getting dressed and me and elisa were just like i mean i mean elisa me and sabrina were literally just like

crumbled up like putting our clothes on as fast as we could because he was like looking at us um and that's dude women have it, like, so hard. Oh, my God. You're so, like, empathetic. Can we fuck? Yeah. Like, women just, like, have periods and, like, they, like, they have to just be looked at and, like, objectified. Like, that shit sucks.

Like, I feel for you. Don't fucking touch me. That's literally every boy on TikTok. Your ass. My hip. My whole leg is numb. Do you know when it goes numb? Yeah.

And, like, you have pins and needles, and if you move it, like, an inch. Yeah. Motherfucker. Can we literally go out to, like, a bar tonight and just, like, eavesdrop? Yeah, I'm actually down. Eavesdropping on drunk people is the best. The best place to do it is at the cart catcher at like walmart or target those are the best places to eat people watch no that's the best place to

people watch but i mean like you can tell a lot about a person um if they put the cart back yeah yeah that like that's like really says all you need to know there's another one of those where it's like okay like if you put your cart back you're like a fairly like really says all you need to know. There's another one of those where it's like, OK, like if you put your cart back, you're like a fairly like moral person. You care about the well-being of others. But if you like leave it in the middle of the thing, you literally don't give a shit. And you're a narcissist and you care about yourself and no one else. Or you're in a rush. But yeah.

But I mean, like I've been in rush situations and I always put the cart back. Oh, no, you're like the most moral grounded person ever keep going though i'm t like thank you thank you i feel like i am so thank you um no there's another one where it's like um you were gonna say something stupid you were literally gonna say something so fucking stupid no go what were literally gonna say something so fucking stupid no go what were you gonna say like as a man it's my duty to make the girl come four times that's a type of person i am you know oh you're so nice you make girls squirt and stuff you make sure your girl squirts yeah we should just talk about how we missed the

first two weeks of lockdown we should move on um i literally i miss it i unironically i miss it and does that make me privileged maybe? Yes. It makes me a little privileged because my lockdown was fine. Whatever. But I miss the first two weeks of lockdown. And I'll say it with my fucking chest. I do, but you know what I realize?

I think what I miss about it is the weather. Interesting. Because if we had that weather, because that was like in March, like early March, and that's literally the best, some of the best weather in la because it's like drizzling it's like it's really chilly on the days that it's raining yeah and that was like the first two weeks so it was just like cold and nice in the house we were playing animal crossing and like tell me why i just like got like kind of like teary-eyed thinking about like just how okay it's never mind that's so not i was gonna

say it was like cute because like we were like do we wear masks like do we not wear masks that's not cute like people are dying like i mean it was just like it was just interesting because of like you know what it was it was like a very vulnerable moment in like society and i think that's what like the sweet part of it was it was like everybody was just on a human level of like it was like oh wait natural survival and like vulnerability of like oh shit like we are all the same yeah like and then we all started going fucking insane i know then it literally like it went from being like yeah like fucking wear your mask like like funny little coffee and like it's only two weeks it's two weeks dude i remember i thought two weeks was a long time when i first heard about it because of like our friends parents who are doctors we got

like the scoop like a little earlier like nothing yeah they let us know like two weeks before like they were like they're gonna shut this shit down like y'all prepare yeah and we were like that's not gonna actually happen like you're lying to us um and i was like two weeks like you expect me to stay inside for two weeks as if i fucking go out that much anyways but i was like pissed off because i was like two weeks and then i was like this is a new normal and i was terrified of it but now i kind of love it because like now i just don't go out anymore which is like kind of nice i grew up i grew up i grew as a person. Me too. There are people dying.

There are people dying. I should be in school. Why am I up here? I should be in school right now. Greta Thunberg. This episode was me declining global. What are you making fun of Greta Thunberg? Not a good look, sis. And us glorifying the first two weeks of COVID when people were literally dying.

I'm problematic. These are just my opinions. Like, have I ever claimed to be the best person in the world? No. Do I know right from wrong? Yes. Do I believe that I am like morally like in the right direction? Yes.

But like, am I silly? Do I have fun? Like, am I silly? Am I saying what everyone's thinking? Probably. Like, I am just like. I'm brave enough. People might say that I'm the martyr of hope.

Actually true. I do believe that. Now that we're missing... Can I suck on your fingers? No, you can't fucking suck on my fingers. What the fuck is wrong with you? You know what? A lot of people watching would have said yes.

A lot of people. A lot of people. What is that from? I don't know. But you know what I've lot of people watching would have said yes. A lot of people. A lot of people. What is that from? I don't know. But you know what I've been thinking of recently? Okay, I actually have to find this entire... The kid is escaping! Do you know, humble yourself.

Because you know. Oh, you know. Like I know. That I will humble you. Dude. Cheese Mosa. Dude, I just am. Oh, the other is uh keep going is mimosa but instead of oranges it's cheese that you cannot compete where you don't compare nope she was speaking

yep Nope. She was speaking. Yep. And the level that I'm on. Your best bet is to take the little bit that you're getting. Like calm down before I humble you. And you know, like I know, that I will humble you. She ate. So carry on. So carry on. I love, so carry on.

Dude, literally 5.3k views. No, no she that is like one of the most iconic i'm not kidding jay-z the reason that got brought up is in the jay-z and drake song on certified lover boy jay-z literally steals from her and like says what she was saying in that video he literally is like your best bet is to sit down before i humble you damn like like word for word yeah damn um well my favorite video right now is one that you brought to my attention last night the devil made me do it let's just say the devil made me i know exactly where her head was like she was like she was like, ooh, like, filter. Like, I'm going to just, like, act a little bit. Like, yeah, you know, she was, like, looking through the filters on IG. And she's like, I like this one.

Yeah, and she did it. And she served. Let's just say, the devil made me do it. Let's just say, the devil made me do it. Let's just say, I'm going to piss my pants. I always have to pee. I could take some. I could take some off of you.

Would it be like an interesting idea for me to pee in the middle of the episode? No, that would not be an interesting idea because we'd have to cut it. Oh, absolutely. Speaking of fucking chismosa, you look at my phone all the fucking time. You have seen, I know you've seen me sexting. Yeah, of course. Inya's just like, her phone's open. I do it to, it's not just in yeah i like

i watch everyone's phone and it's not even like oh i'm getting the scoop like it's like no i'm trying to get my screen time down so i gotta like look at your screen like i gotta see what you're doing like being fucking gross and then i'm like embarrassed because i'm i'm like no that the last time the only time i've ever seen you like being horny on your phone was literally when you were showing me something on your phone and it came yeah it opened up and i didn't even see it in it i wouldn't have realized it if you didn't say it but then i only said it because you had a video of my phone oh i was showing this so this one was different it was when my phone was breaking the last text i sent was literally fucking like it was like funny, but it was like gross

I actually didn't go look at it. Guess who's going to jail tonight? Guess who's going to jail tonight? Guess who's getting some cock tonight? Me! But yeah, he like always is looking at my fucking phone the other day I was texting from the backseat He straight up started talking about what I was texting someone about like didn't even like be like sorry i'm looking at your phone he started just giving his two cents of my conversation over text and my two cents were true you don't even remember what we were talking about nope i know i don't even remember that happening dude i have decided that like i am like an npc like i'm not a like like you know how

everyone thinks they're the main character like bitch no my brain is empty now like i have no thoughts in my head anymore like i and it's kind of like scaring me because i used to be like full of life but now i'm so jaded that like there's nothing like happening inside my head. And on top of that, like I feel like I'm like a side character or even like just a complete NPC in someone else's storyline, which like I'm okay with. Like I'm fine with it. Like I feel neurotypical. Like the past like three weeks, I felt like genuinely so normal

except for when I like drink a shit ton of caffeine or something then i like freak the fuck out and i'm like oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god but like no like now i am an npc and i think npc pride like we should have we should have npc pride month um what i will say is i i've never felt like the main character i've always felt like the character in like the video game that you like talk to when i like give you hints on how to like npc how to further yeah i'm like i've always felt like an npc but i agree with you more recently like i think i realize it more in my therapy section sessions i am less and less, um, like provocative with my emotions. Like when my therapist is asking me how I feel, I'm like, oh, I just feel fucking crazy.

And then I'm like, I know, I know I shouldn't say that because like, that's like a loaded word to be saying in therapy, but I just like, I either feel crazy or I feel nothing. And like, as of right now, I've been in a plane of nothingness. Like I'm going through things that, from the outside. But I guess, actually, no. That's a different conversation. Because then I would have to go into detail about, like, what I'm experiencing. And I don't want to do that.

But, like. Do it. Do it. Do it. But I think I'm just, like. I'm just, like, whatever. I don't know that I care. I'm blasé.

Yeah, I'm very blasé. And not in, like, a lame, nihilistic way, but, like, Azul is eating my goddamn plant. Oh, my gosh. Motherfucker. She was. Did she chomp on it big time? Yes. No, I'm going to fucking kill myself.

Actually, I'm going to fucking kill myself. Like, this is actually, like, the saddest day of my goddamn life. Oh, no. Are we going to leave it? Is it bad? Yes, we're leaving this thing. It's not the worst. We'll just put it.

We'll watch it. It's not. It's not the worst. It's not the worst. Oh, no. Oh. We'll just keep it here for the rest of the episode. We'll watch her.

I'm going to fucking vomit. Stop. I'm actually going to vomit. Stop, Drew. Well, Azul's also going to vomit. So that's the good news. oh my god he ate no and yet this is all him i didn't even that's all him he was eating the fuck out of that like a fucking snail he's getting spankings i'm not kidding i'm gonna spank the shit out of him i'm so sorry how much was this way too much yeah i'm so sorry. How much was this? Way too much.

Yeah. I'm so sorry. It's all good. I'm going to get a spray to spray around that area of the couch. It's all good. It shouldn't have been there anyways. I knew he was going to eat it. But that motherfucker.

I'll buy a different plant for that corner. We could put this one by the TV so he can't reach it. Yeah. But he'll get to those leaves. But he's not touching those leaves. He just saw the biggest one and was like, I'm going to fucking ruin Drew's day. I'm going to ruin Drew's day. And it did.

He worked. He worked. He's manipulative. Azul, when I say. No, Azul is the worst fucking cat in the world. I fucking hate him. He's actually manipulative. He knows what he's doing and he does it to either get under your skin. Because he's deprived of attention for some reason when he's not.

He's always touched so much and and he does these stupid little things like eating my fucking plants because he knows i'm gonna touch him later like dude he's so annoying like he like actually makes me so fucking mad and then i'm like oh he this is like this plant is a pussy i know i fucked it later you fucked it later that doesn't make sense the future exists already we have predetermined destinies um you wouldn't know that if you listen to me anyways bitch azul so fucking annoying i just got back from my trip and literally she's been yelling every night and she like will get into fits where she yells but it is like the

worst it's ever been like her yelling because she's being mean and she's coming next to my head and doing it like i don't know she like starts at the at the door and then will like move to my head and was sitting on my chair next to my vanity in my bed and looking at me and screaming until i woke up oh he's a good boy i fucking hate i love his big little belly um so i'm gonna start spraying him with water until he stops his big belly when he's being good he just sleeps with me all night he's got a good belly no it's my fault it really is my fault because when you were gone i would just leave your door open at night and he could go to and fro um yeah he's he's like used to freedom and now he hates me because he's like pissed about it because he's like i want to

do this but i don't give a fuck. I'm going to spray the shit out of him with some water. And, like... I think... Yeah, there's no winning in that situation. You could get a cat door installed. No, bitch. There's no...

Because I want him to sleep in it. There's absolutely no winning in that situation. Like, you have to spray him. I know. Is that, like, a thing that people don't agree with? Like, spray bottling your cats? If you had a cat as annoying and like a piece of shit like Azul

Azul is so lucky he's the cutest cat in the world like he's very lucky that he's beautiful if he didn't have his little belly and his like cute little big eyes and other squeezable face um he would be on the streets literally if Azul was like a grown ass person if Azul was like a toddler like size

like animal I would fist fight it like if azul was like if azul could be an equal match if he could be if he could take up for himself i think also ew i don't want it to be thought that i like and mean to azul i'm way too nice and that's why he's a fucking piece of shit yeah and is way too good to him um as am i like everyone gives him exactly what he wants when he yells we give him exactly what he wants so he's a fucking piece of shit yeah inya's way too good to him um as am i like everyone gives him exactly what he wants when he yells we give him exactly what he wants so he's a piece of shit and then when he keeps doing doesn't get what he wants he gets so he's an actual toddler i actually can't believe he did this because he didn't do this part no that just yeah that just is because it's so big motherfucker um but yeah when inya's gone for like an extended period of time and i take care

of azul for her um i fatten that motherfucker up i know because he got fat but since i got i feed him like two three times a day no he shouldn't be getting fed two three times a day i want him to live until i'm like 35 so but he's a good boy and he deserves a little food because it makes no he deserves the proper amount of food so that he'd be a healthy cat that lives until i'm 35 he has very few joys in life like he sees a bug maybe once every three weeks in life he gets like every he literally gets every single thing he wants he sees a bug once every three weeks and that's the most joy you start buying him bugs to eat and i'll let you give him, feed him bugs. You can look up what bugs Azul can eat and buy them and feed them to him.

And you could feed him bugs and you could give him treats. If you want to give him treats, you give him treats. Don't give my cat a full bowl of food because you want him to be fat. I don't want him to be fat because fat cats don't live long. But his belly, his belly. Oh, he's got a squidgy belly. He's got a squidgy belly. But, okay, he's not, like, fat. He's just, like, a normal

cat. He's still within normal cat weight. He's just not skinny. No, bitch. He's starting to look pudgy. Like, I literally, I never, like, look at Azul and I'm like, oh, he's, like, gotten bigger. But literally, I was watching him walk down the hallway and I was like, bitch, he's wide. Like, he's, like, he got wide. wide. Like, he's like, he got wide.

Yeah. Cause he's got a big belly now. And, whoa. Bitch, get a squishy toy. No. Get a squishmallow if you want something big. Azul's belly is the perfect squidging. You pet him in his belly, and you squid you.

I don't care. He's being a bitch, so I, like, I'm not going to pay attention to him. That's who's going to jail tonight that's my update on azul and i forgot what we were talking about was before azul started eating your shit up yeah he literally committed a crime like and this isn't the first time he's done this he destroyed my monstera like destroyed it and also he like cats are like allergic to monsteras and he still did it even after the first time it like fucked with his stomach no he literally like acclimated his body to be able to eat plants and he barely throws up but he probably is gonna throw up from this and i'm gonna like when this episode is done i have to go clean up cat vomit we both lost today we both um fuck i'm so upset that i forgot what we were

talking about non-binary nap time i keep touching the pussy of this plan it's like fun oh it's gay agenda lunchtime i forgot that's what we were talking about that's not what we were talking about fuck oh we were talking about eavesdropping about how you were looking at my fucking phone but what i was gonna say is i kind of have the same issue i think i'm pretty good at like not looking like i'll look and then be like oh shit this is like i shouldn't be looking at their phone it's only like bad when it's someone who i'm like romantically interested in because i'm like oh my god i like will always like if someone i like is like next to me and pulls up their phone i always look because it's like it's just if someone's that close to you with your phone you're like oh they're showing me something or like they have it next to me because they want me to look no i don't want it to look

like that i think it always looks like i'm being like like a fucking what are What are you hiding? Yeah. Like, who are you talking to? But I don't give a fuck what you use your phone for. Especially if you're a man, you shouldn't have one in the first place. But like in general. I don't care what if people e-drop on my phone because I do nothing wrong on my phone and I don't care. No, because you do nothing on your phone. It's not that you do nothing wrong.

You're doing literally like you have been looking at the same meme since we started this fucking every time drew's picked up his phone you're probably like damn drew's like looking at his phone what is he looking at he's literally been looking at that stupid fucking gay agenda meme gay agenda lunchtime joe biden gay joe biden one gay joe biden bus no it's joe biden bus. You. That's the school liberals one. Shut up. Ever since Joe Biden got into the office. That's it for the episode. You're being cut.

COVID muzzle 101. I saw a pic the other day that was people who were like anti-maskers. And they were like, if people can cross the borders, why can't I eat inside? And I was like, that is like the craziest argument I've ever heard. That is the most insane correlation ever made. If people can drive, why can I not fly a plane? Like that's what that felt like. Yeah.

Like, what are you comparing? Like literally. And it was like this was literally, what made it better, she was like, if people can cross the border in Texas, why can I not eat in a restaurant in New York? Because the people crossing the border in Texas aren't a deadly virus. Aren't spreading a viral disease. Killing everybody you love. Also, I saw, since we're talking about cuckservatives

just being batshit crazy cuckservatives yeah oh my god they get to call us libtards we get to call them cuckservatives like that's where did you find that i just saw it like somewhere i don't know um see that's why people can eavesdrop on your phone because that's what you're looking at yeah exactly so i saw someone being like this is fucking america i should not have to pay a subscription to go inside costco and i was like oh my fucking god i was like y'all are very very close to like seeing like we're very close to seeing eye to eye on like a lot of things like yeah we shouldn't have to pay a membership to pay groceries because that's just like another way for billionaires to make more billions but instead of that you make it about something completely just like wrong just stupid just literally just like stupid maybe i'm classist you can't say that and shrug your shoulders

maybe i don't believe poor people should live that might just be me please no one fucking someone's gonna like just take it check clip it and it doesn't believe in poor people um we believe we believe poor people are real don't speak for me poor people are real i shouldn't be here i shouldn't be up here i shouldn't be up here i should be in class learning about algebra but i'm here telling you to save the world okay no the episode is done because you're just being stupid all right let's get into media this is like in josey and the pussycat dolls when there's like a backtrack that's like brainwashing people i we should do that shut up you're gonna be like i haven't watched it yeah um okay my media for the week

oh my last note of what i wanted to say is shitting is literally the best past time ever like you're not wasting time because you're doing something your body needs and it feels awesome do you ever like suck the poop back up after you put it out and just like get the poop twice you fuck yourself with a turd um you're so annoying you don't do that cause I do that all the time I do that all the time man um okay

why do I cry oh okay I'll go first the show of the week is Kaiba by Miyazaki Yusa. Oh, did you watch that? Yeah. Oh, yeah, you were watching it when I saw you.

Yeah, it's really, really good. Art style is incredible. It's just like, it's everything I feel like the internet internet wants in an anime right now and they're just not getting. Um, and it's just really fantastic. I, I, there's not, it's not much more to say. It's really, there's some really dark shit that goes on in it and some really like, like, um, what the fuck is happening right now? I, is this actually happening right now?

Like type shit going on in it. Like, what the fuck is happening right now? Is this actually happening right now? Like, type shit going on in it? That motherfucker. He smells it and he's getting it. He's going to get it. This motherfucker. Come here. Bite it and I'll bite you.

Come here, baby. Come. Come. Come. Me. Oh, he's so cute and I love him so much he's a good man he's a really good boy yeah he wants to eat it it tastes good to him um but yeah that's a really good anime you should check out um maybe it's masaki masaki yuza oh were you showing it to me to read it for you yeah i don't know if me to read it for you? Yeah.

I don't know if I could read it either. Yeah, Masaki Yuza sounds right. I don't know. Yeah, but Kaiba. K-A-I-B-A is a really fantastic show. Anime, check it out. And my song for the week is um heads will roll heads will roll jersey club remix by jtp um that song should be in the zeitgeist it's the next it really is just like the most hype song ever fucking made and there that's all i'm trying to think of what movie i watched on the plane i watched two movies i watched a few um i watched the farewell which i had been avoiding watching because i knew it would make me cry yeah and it was so fucking good like that movie was amazing

and it like made me like so happy and like made me sob my ass off at the end. What's her name? I don't know her. I think her like, I think her like show name is Awkwafina, but I remember seeing that she had like her, I don't know if that's her actual name. I fucking love her. Whatever her name is.

Oh, I think her real name is Nora Loom. Yeah, her real, I mean her, she's just like one of my favorite actresses um yeah she's like and her getting to do a serious role yeah it's awesome and she like killed it and it was so fucking good um and then my music because i don't want to say all the movies that i watched because i like don't really sit down and watch movies that much i feel like i have to like like space them out um oh i have like so much fucking music that i want to talk about um when you're in love with a beautiful woman by dr hook borderline by madonna because it reminds me of being a kid um movies by

shanti because the um le tang by blossom deary And those are my things. And then Pipe Down and Race My Mind by Drake. Damn. That's a lot of music. That's like 20 songs. Well, now I'm going to say one. The Blessed Family by Emily Montez. Oh, you have to beat me. For All Its Fury Reach by Devante Haynes.

I actually should have saved some of that music. Fantastic Cat. Oh, Fantastic Cat. Fantastic Cat. Oh, Fantastic Cat. Fantastic Cat. Alright, thank you so much for watching. This plant will be in every episode now to make sure that Azul doesn't eat it.

Oh my god, I'm gonna fucking punch you in the face. Bye. Kai, stop it. Kai. Kai. Bye.