Emergency Intercom - The Gypsy Rose episode w Gypsy rose

Episode Date: December 29, 2023

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Hey Spotify, this is Javi. My biggest passion is music. And it's not just sounds and instruments. It's more than that to me. It's a world full of harmonies with chillers. From streaming to shopping, of Emergency Intercom. We're so happy. I'm so happy.

We haven't recorded in like literally weeks. It's been like a very, very long time since we've recorded. Well, it's because me and Drew hooked up and like it got really awkward. Awkward. So we both had to flee the state. I lost 40 pounds. I ate that first. I was like, wow.

I'm like basically invisible now. If you lost 40 pounds, you would disappear. Yeah, my legs don't exist. So I cut them off. I cut my legs off. Well, to replace the 40 pounds of you that's missing, we have two guests who each weigh 20 pounds. So it would be perfect.

All right. Come on in hey hey we got gypsy woes emily rose and martin hey you're martin martin you're muted oh hey hey i just want to say hey what's up guys i'm so happy to be here and you know with my partner right, Gypsy Woes. We're on the other side. Y'all are dating? We're not on that side. He's under me. For me, it goes Anya top left, me, Drew bottom left, and then Martin. Of course, you call me a fucking bottom.

God damn it. Already. Already calling me a bottom. When Martin said he's your partner, he just said, oh, that's my partner. Right, but that doesn't necessarily mean I'm a bottom. We interchange. We like to switch up sometimes. We do not.

I like women strictly. I don't know. You guys go back and forth, right? You guys are all over this new stuff. I'm not with it. I'm kosher. What the hell? No, we just have expanded our minds. Your minds? Our minds. just have expanded our minds. Your minds? You expanded all parts of your body.

Well, no, I'm expanding Drew, and I'm expanding my mind while expanding Drew, so that's different. That's awful. I don't like that. Don't say that, please. Okay, well, you should go on a retreat somewhere and open up.

Well, I also realized this is our first male guests our first males wait that's literally not true that's such a freaking w that's like a w for all men in the world yeah yeah we've literally had josiah on multiple times josiah and kai aren't males in my eyes oh that's true they are but how about this how about this guests that aren't in the emergency intercom extended universe hey but now we're part of it now you're in it now you're looped in yeah almost as big as the marvel universe now exactly i know who are the last people we need to get on to expand it other than gypsy rose emily rose well you just need to get that one guy what the one who was like the villain and now he's like in jail or something oh and then you're talking about i think you're talking about marvel and they're talking about the internet oh man i was so confused i was like who the

fuck went to jail the villain he's talking about talking about freaking... He really is a villain. He's a villain, man. Shane Dawson. Oh. Villain. Well, Shane Dawson's a father now, so... Oh, congratulations. I didn't know that. How? Riley gave birth. There's the picture of him

sitting in the bed with the baby. Dude, man gave birth. Hamza, seriously, stop being silly. I know. Who's Riley? Who is this dude? is the picture of him sitting in the bed with the baby dude making a birth hamza seriously stop being silly i know program bro who's riley who's this dude no it's rylan shannon rylan they did have they had surrogates and i saw comments on the post every comment was like fuck this you're evil like this should not be happening like it's like the happiest day of their life and like everyone is like completely destroying them and someone was like not a single mention of the surrogate mothers like some men you are and i was like the surrogate mothers probably don't want to be mentioned on shane dawson's fucking platform okay god fucking damn it that's what you get for talking badly about i got multiple camera angles oh man this one i don't like this one it feels like i'm being

examined and under a microscope by you yeah y'all are little it makes my forehead vein look crazy dude it looks so jarring like you look like somebody i called for like help with like to pay my oh wait why did why is it working when you switch back and forth i wish i had i just unplugged it and plugged it back in yeah hey i should move this camera over here so i can like dramatically look at it yeah i'm gonna mess up the cable you're gonna that's a little too like i'm not doing that yeah oh my god that is phil defranco i miss my core dude he's still alive he's still doing stuff oh he's still huge on the internet too like he's still like going crazy like it's insane is he related to the good mythical morning guys is he like one of the third or he's one of those brothers?

He's one of the Dolan twins. He's the third Dolan. You know when families, they have like, you have like twins and then you find out they have this like weird older brother that's just like locked in the basement. The Sterniolos got an older brother. Wait, who the fuck is the Sterniolos? Who is that? We about to put y'all up put me on that's crazy so they're they're these little young boys and they're these

goblins man you got to check them out and they're just like what do they do marion i don't know they're freaking awesome dude you can pick which one you want to stand christopher which one nicholas what's the other guy wait there's more there's there's three of them oh wait is it the is it the dudes where there's the gay one and the two brothers there is a car there's yes i know them i know them as soon as it got gay you got really excited and you know and then they have this older brother and they have this older brother um this is actually wait this is so funny i did a bit that i was their like fourth brother or something and then all their stands like came after me and stuff it was really funny yeah i feel like they have like wait they're big like that i still don't

know who we're talking about they're bigger than both of us you don't like combine they're they're major they're like major um and they just sit in the car and be pretty like that oh oh oh oh i know who you're talking about wait they're all related yeah they're identical what do you mean they're triplets no and then they have a brother they're not related it's a pr stunt dude what's crazy is they have a brother that they lock inside of a suitcase in their basement and he's just been living in their suitcase for like six months well is it like a ramoa suitcase or is it like a tj maxx okay if it's that one it's fine because that's luxury and like inside it's probably warm that's what i'm saying it's probably like

insulated it's like i think it's like living in a stanley cup i heard mr beast has someone in a ramoa right now it's on like day 21 or something it's like if you can live inside this suitcase we won't dismember you bro i would totally do that because like you probably get to keep the suitcase at the end yeah true true and it's the virgil abloh clear one i wanted that shit i wanted that shit so bad dude i'm not kidding like i need somebody like he is treading psychological warfare territory so heavily like he is like yes the the one where he had that like duo stay in the box for 100 days i was like okay this is like not anymore also yeah also like there's no way they didn't bone like i'm like really

sorry i was getting a phone call um okay i'm really really certain that they had to have boned if they were in there for a hundred days together but low-key they did not fuck with each other by the end you don't have to you don't have to some people are abstinent and you know what i mean like i'm celibate. This is what they did is I heard because I know someone who works just like behind the scenes with them. They have a lot of cameras in there. So immediately when they start boning, they can actually see it.

And they have this big red buzzer that they hit. And every like confetti comes down and they get an. Oh, that's actually really interesting. And then if they locked me and Drew in there, we'd walk out millionaires and covered in confetti. And you get an extra, extra, extra. Like if there's a bonus for no protection.

So there's also that as well. Oh, me and Drew can't do that, though, because we have like multiple partners on the side. And diseases. Wait, this is covering my face now. OK, so I want to talk about um how evil and wicked sephora has become okay should i get into that yeah you have to educate us because like we're guys you don't really know i was gonna say like you're you know what any is actually

dressed up like one of their bags a little bit sephora bag cosplay so i was christmas gift shopping for all the girlies in my family and i just like i love why wouldn't you get them like like a three-month course for like an engineering class or something why do you have to get the makeup women in stem shouldn't exist i was thinking cooking classes though oh okay or teaching a girl how to take out a garbage can every once in a while how about that okay yeah that's a boy's job okay well well if you teach a man how to fish the fish anyway yeah just continue i don't remember what it was but yeah yeah no i get it i get what you're saying um but i was picking out gifts for other girly pops. And I love skincare very big into skincare. So I was just getting them like, little,

like a little skincare regimen. And then like, I'm like looking around and I like I'm just looking at everyone in there because I like people watching and I'm just like watching all of these people. And then I realized so you're a grown ass man with a beard alone in support. I was with my mother. I was with my i was with my mother in the sport like i was plotting i was like rubbing my hands together no it gets it'll make that even funnier because the people i was looking at but like not in a weird way so shut the fuck up how about that um no but then i like realized i'm like looking around I'm like holy shit every single person every single girl in here is below the age of 14 and then it just started making me freak the fuck out because I was like society has ruined children like all they care about is like stopping wrinkles from happening and they're 12 years old like it's so crazy I mean

that's like the whole thing but TikTok I saw one saw another day where i was like only the girls who microplane tongue scrape drink collagen ice roll um tweeze threading waxing hair dye hair like it was the longest ever and it was like that's hamza understand unfortunately does that he does all that you got all that checked off boy this isn't an accident you know this and i don't get to just chill on the beach all day you know oh do you have like a side hustle like a esthetician business that's actually epstein's island i do he's on epstein's island yeah i'm on eps or they're making a new one this This one we're calling it the Zuckerberg Island. He hosts now.

He's a crazy host. You do SaaS? What's SaaS? I sell software on the, like, just kind of like malware and stuff like that, if you're all interested. Oh, yeah. I saw somebody on TikTok who was on the tiktok shop selling advice like oh i'm selling like dating advice like they were like three places you should always touch your man when you're hugging him if you want more tips go to my tiktok

shop like you need that in you i'll do you one better in one of the shops i saw they were selling a $1.99 and i was gonna buy it because i didn't know what it was but then i saw someone comment that it was literally nothing they purchased nothing and it was like a donation we don't have we don't have tiktok shop in canada so do you guys maybe can you guys really we literally don't have TikTok shop in Canada. So do you guys mind maybe... Can you guys buy us something? We literally don't. And you guys suffer so much and we're just watching. And ours is bliss. And also my TikTok is glitched.

I don't even have ads. I have zero. I've never gotten a single ad. So I just get straight content. It's actually beautiful. It's burning a hole in your brain. That's why he's so messed up. He's just like

the poltergeist yeah i swear to god there's a poltergeist in here um that is actually insane because my tiktok feed is especially once the holiday started like every other thing is some bitch trying to sell some shit to me oh hell no crazy what the hell wait what does that say it says enter passcode for tiktok right you got your shit locked up i'm scared to type it because it's gonna like buy something it's gonna sell your data no check this out damn so y'all don't have chamoy uh pickle tiktoks or what like no we have to make our own yeah i just ingredients and you bought two chamoy pickle pick kits before we left and we were supposed to do them and uh we just have them sitting on

the counter now because we didn't do them they're probably buttfuck rotten yeah they're probably even worse for so disgusting i would assume that sitting on the counter for three weeks while we're gone the red 40 is gonna like disintegrate the packaging and we're gonna come home to just like two red puddles on the counter yeah it's gonna be like sludge yeah like that one tiktok you ever seen that like the food moving and stuff and like yeah it's like just pure comment bait like so people are like what is that but it's like yeah or something but it always like it does get me for a second my favorite comment bait i've been seeing recently is like the people that like get really sexual with like the food and they like

start like fingering the food or the chicken breast and it's like did anybody else notice his fingers like that's literally it's always like a like a weirdly buff dude who obviously also has an eating disorder because he only lets himself eat like boiled broccoli and like bear chicken yeah but he always like is cooking with yeah cooking and like dressing up like with like a tight ass shirt and it's like like laughing the fuck out of something i want to start one so bad because like i look into them so much i want to start one where it's like i'm just cooking regularly and then but i'm super unhygienic about everything so i'm like randomly speaking to my but it's like subtle enough that people like comment. I saw this dude legitimately make like gumbo on the airplane. Thank you. he snuck a battery like a car battery onto the airplane and cooked gumbo in the sink how do you

sneak a car battery that's what everyone was saying they were all like he committed like eight felonies for this tiktok like it was like insane in his videos uh martin i went to his page all of his videos are essentially that like he'll like have a cut on his hand and like start like kneading bread and knead the blood into the bread and like he also cooks in like it was crazy he cooks inside like um motel sinks that's his bread and butter is like he cooks in the motel sink yeah you've seen him you've seen him i saw wait i saw him make french onion soup in the in the sink of a motel. And it has like razor shavings and scabs and shit in it. If my ass saved like $40 taking economy or whatever, and he's sitting next to me making gumbo, I'm asking for a bite.

I am asking for a bite. Yeah, you have to. You have to try it, yeah. He pawed it out. Like he paws it out of the bag. It's like mashed potatoes. Isn't he a truck driver? Yeah, he's a truck driver.

He did it on the airplane though. He's low-key about it. He didn't start that as a bit. He was like, I need to show the world what I get up to when I'm on the road. Also, the technology he creates is insane. He literally will make a pizza grill that like spins using like the blow dryer and it will like melt the cheese it's like insane like i've

never he'll build like chappy to like make he actually utilizes chat gpt ai he puts the ai in the chicken breast um um that just reminds me of like there was this guy who i can't say his vlog channel name but there's this guy who like was from miami no you know who i'm talking about we'll show you all after i'm only like not saying it because he isn't popular like I just found him with my Miami homies like on YouTube because he used to go to the vintage shops here and people met him and were like oh this guy makes vlogs like we should go watch them but his at is like I don't even think he makes vlogs anymore but one of them was he was showing like his like food routine

and mind you this guy was like selling like reselling designer clothes on grailed so he had no business eating like this like he was making the correct amount of money that he could have got himself a fucking like a burger king meal like he could have gotten something else but he would go to the grocery stores in miami bulk buy the sales steak and put a bunch of steak in his freezer to the point that it was like gray and like he fully showed himself cooking like this gray steak and like putting all his like vegetables into the microwave and like putting the steak in the microwave like he literally was like cooking it like he had just been introduced to using his hands like it was

the craziest thing i've ever seen in my life um so martin you should do it but you need to do it like you know when people like always have different camera angles and it's like them chopping and then like cut and like them throwing it in like you should be chopping and then like a bunch of the food falls on the floor and like it cuts to like a nice angle of your feet and you're picking it up and throwing it but that's what i'm scared of is like that's like too obvious like i need to it needs to be super subtle like it needs to be like they low-key notice like little sores on my your fingernails falling in yeah yeah yeah you just you just deny it in the comments you also need to wear like an apron with

like nothing under it just or even throw them off a little bit and i do wash my hands at the beginning or something but then the rest is disgusting you clean like just soap like three times and then yeah um well okay i also want to talk about i mentioned this earlier when we were setting it up and it piqued everyone's interest, but there are subtle things set in place in technology that rewards and benefits only cheaters. It is insane. Why can I go through my call log and delete calls that I've made? So you can go through the call log and delete a call. Who else is using that other than a cheater? Like a cheater is using that. Like you can change the cover of certain apps. Like I'm not going to name names, but you can put like Grindr. I'll name names on Grindr. You can put like a different cover. So it looks like a different app.

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you're gonna have like 12 hours a day on like calculator or something yeah exactly exactly that's so funny that you said 12 hours on grinder though because in a video we did in um in new york i edited my screen time to say like 14 hour 12 hours on grinder and literally everyone believed it like no i'm not on fucking grinder for 12 hours a day like literally how would you even spend 12 hours on there you made it too realistic of a number man you have to make it like way higher like 26 or something so yeah exactly exactly but what are your thoughts on deleting call logs like why can i delete who i called yeah you know what i'm gonna tell you right now it's it's for cheaters it's not for me i don't think about stuff like that i'm a loyal man i have a girlfriend i i'm you know what i mean i don't

i don't care about these new things that they've what do you mean i agree with hamza that that's made for me bro are y'all serious we'reaters. Are you guys all unfaithful people? Well, I cheat on Drew all the time, but I guess it's not cheating if he knows. It's different. I know, babe. I know everything you do. I know every move you make.

It's not cheating if you're open about it. If you're making a public statement to your partner and you're saying, listen, you were not good enough for me right now. I need to be on the streets. And if they get mad at you, that's an insecurity on their part. And that's fucked up on their part and that's fucked up on their part she's for the streets future said that yes yeah okay it's like a known thing this is almost like psyop corner of yours but you're

reminding me of a neat of a meme i don't know if you can see this is that a present what does it say okay woke up with no presents here you go i let zach fuck me last thursday and i felt really bad about it not because i cheated but because he was better than your than you and i feel stuck damn holy shit merry christmas come on yeah wow uh mary chrysler more like did i saw a really funny one that my dad thought was so funny. I don't know if you saw this, Drew, because Mason posted it, but I showed it to my dad.

And for context, my dad is 50, but literally, like, acts and talks like he's still like 25. And he has a fucking gnat. Oh, that's backwards. No, it's right. Oh, okay.

This is like, I screenshotted words. No, it's right. It was right. Oh, okay. Whoa. What's going on? This is like, I screenshotted this. This is not my text. Oh. 5K. You give 1K to your little boyfriend. Let's make you beautiful.

Can someone read that out loud to me? Because I can't read. Hey, babe. Sending you 5K. You give 1K to your little boyfriend. Then the rest, you make yourself beautiful. Okay? Hi, this is Jimmy, her boyfriend. She didn't give me any money please stop the most important important part read at

102 p.m. that is kind of crazy to be going back and forth about that at like 1 p.m like the sun is literally like directly above you the contrast on everything is crazy like yeah it's money also a sugar daddy leaving you on red is crazy yeah that's pretty embarrassing that's oppenheimer well the other night i was like wasn't i i watched something that was like pretty jarring and i was like dude i need to like decompress from that i'm trying to remember what it was mysterious skin oh no it literally was uh may december it's like oh yeah my buddy y'all know about that case about like the 36 year old lady who had an affair with a seventh grader and they ended up getting married after she got out of jail yes no i love that story what no like like i'm so interested in it it's such an interesting story i didn't yeah i don't love that that happened none of us love that that

happened i thought i just want to look at me like i mean i just want to clarify because he goes, I love this story. So like I say that when it's like, oh my God, Taylor Swift saved the economy of Pennsylvania. I'm like, I love that story. Well, I meant like, look, I'm so glad you brought it up so we can discuss it. Oh, okay. Well, there's a movie about it. Martin, didn't like a dad meet you up for a girl like peeing on your car or something yo yes yes he almost did he's been trying to like not talk about that for so long so

now this is yeah it is a traumatizing it's the only time i've ever been accused of being a p-e-d-o p how do you uh just say nonce a nonce and and if you guys don't know what a nonce is it's a guy who touches kids and basically what i was pulled up who the hell is that put that away bro don't do this now don't do this now don't do this now i don't want it in my house oh my fucking god it's fucking disgusting did you get that for Christmas can you use it right now look at it's little toes it's so floppy that it's not functional

at all there's no way to hold it seriously like what can even fit in there how deep does it go how deep is your all the way up the ankle how deep is your flesh like it goes out the ankle mine does yeah that's for sure wait what's it called a flesh foot what do they call that i have no idea a p word foot did you buy that no my dad got it for steven for christmas

oh not no so back to martin's story i didn't okay i didn't think we're gonna okay so yeah we actually also don't have to say that if that's actually something you know it's well look it was at the time i was a little scared but basically i was just i was visiting hamsa in toronto one of our first time i was like maybe our second time meeting in person and um he was out in the city because like toronto traffic is crazy so he's like dude there's a school near my house just like park your car there and just wait i was like okay because he'll be home in like whatever 30 minutes so i'm like laying in my car like watching tiktoks i have the seat pulled down and whatever and then i see this

mom and her daughter just walking behind my car, like in the rear view. And but then they like they they're like about a pass. But then I don't see them continue. Do you know what I mean? I just I just don't see them continue in my rear view side. Yeah. So I'm like, what the heck? And then and then I don't know.

I don't know what happened. And then 15 minutes later, some dude knocks at my window and he asked me to pull it down. And then i was just like what's up man i'm just i'm just scrolling on tiktok like i don't know he's like dude my daughter just peed here five seconds ago did you record any videos i was like what why is he getting mad he's getting mad at you yeah outside of a school why is your daughter just pissing on the car yeah and i was like at first i was like what's going on like dude you're the weird one because why are you asking if i record it like what are you trying to do here anyways i just i basically told him that

um i'm just here waiting for a friend the classic excuse why did he piss on your car yeah yeah i don't know i don't know i just i was like i don't know what happened i've just been waiting here i've just been on my phone i was watching stupid tiktok dances i don't know what's going on and then um so fucking crazy but then he was like really adamant that i was recording videos he's like dude delete them and stuff like that and then did you have to show him your camera roll no i just no i literally said like I literally said, like, well, he could see the fear in my eyes. I was like, I promise I have nothing to do with this. I wish I saw that.

That would have been the funniest thing I think I've ever witnessed in my life. It ruined everything. It ruined that entire trip, Hamza. I swear, I was, like, out of my head. Like, I couldn't, I didn't know. That is stressful. Yeah. I hate being accused of things that I'm not.

Yeah. That's why every time i call drew gay he kills up okay whoa whoa i'd even say whoa whoa stay still don't move too much look at the cow where'd a cow come from his body was covering that the whole time guys what happened we know what happened well one time i think i already told this story what were you saying oh sorry i didn't know you were talking i didn't mean to cut you off but you were saying something before i brought up that story yeah what were you saying what were you oh i, I was saying the way I came to this next thought was because after watching May, December, the one about like the fucking freak elite lady who married that fucking child.

I was like, damn. I love that story. So we went over this. You shouldn't say that. Not after that story you just told. Oh, true, true. Oh, no. It's not, true. Oh, no. It's not looking good.

It's not. Guys, I have to go. But I watched Priscilla and then that. And then I was just cracking up. Because I'm like, bro, I just watched two movies about freak-a-leaks who like talking to young people. And it's freaking me out and i was like i need a palate cleanser so i went on youtube and the first thing i saw was like a short of this like or a video of this guy like grooming a dog um like showering puppy

dogs yeah like different type of grooming a different type yeah i was like i was like i need the positive end of grooming like all, all this, like, negative grooming is, like, doing me bad. So, I was watching that. And then I was freaking the fuck out because how the fuck do people learn how to, like, groom dogs? Like, there has to be a few dogs who either get a fucked up haircut. They have school. What I'm saying is, do they use fake dogs? Or, like, because they get so close to the dog's eyes with the scissors.

Like, how many dogs have just gone blind from some fuck-ass kid being like training and even worse some dogs are out there walking with like fuck-ass bobs because because people think they can do too much dude and like when dogs are like three weeks old that's the perfect time to strike to make them like your partner later in life you just like like you're saying like grooming you that's how you learn is by practicing no no no no we're not we're not we're okay no it's all getting understanding you're not understanding yeah i don't think we were the group they use that term for like uh like if you take a cat or a dog to like a hair salon for animals you can groom cats too i've yeah you can groom yourself you can groom yourself so you can do that

oh no way wait what i'm booked tonight guys sorry i'm grooming myself i gotta figure this shit out well now that we're on this topic of cats and dogs um i found out good transition good transition well i love you you guys are your podcast every time you guys have to like put so much effort not to get so lost like you gotta like reel into like topics you're like whoa what did you just say i feel like you guys you have like molly brain or something yeah and me and hums are struggling me and hums are struggling because like y'all just can keep we can keep going like all day all night y'all are like oh where did i go bring it back but y'all just can keep we can keep going like all day all night y'all are like oh where did i go bring it back but y'all have done like too many episodes so it's too many episodes

like what are you like what are you insinuating too little too little i mean it's time to have us here permanently is what i'm trying to insinuate permanent guests we'll buy two big ass tablets and nail them to the wall and just have y'all on behind us but our lighting in our kitchen is so poor that the reflection is going to cover you the whole time it's just going to be like like shiny pieces of glass behind you guys don't know you guys don't know on hamsa hamsa at one point had me on a freaking cracked screen like i did i literally had that what you really yeah i used to call it ai martin and he would just like sit there on like a crack screen yeah like you wheel me in like karen on i need to see a

picture of that because that's so funny dude that i also text that picture to kai i saw a tiktok of like this kid was on an ipad going through the halls of school and i guess some schools now if you call out a sick day you still have to like show up because there was like you know what i'm doing i'm strapping a bomb to that fucking thing and blowing up the goddamn school i am not going to school if i'm sick hell no i don't know making a sick kid from school just like also why are you making him go from class to class like can't you just throw him on zoom like why don't they carry him around they're like i gotta turn off this ocean bro what am i doing what am i doing my life okay home reveal come on yeah no it's not oh man this is bad

oh god where do you live where are you have an addison ray doll move your head move your head that's an addison ray doll so you're the one in the pantry ah damn it i didn't want to show that he's the boy who lives under the stairs man look at this ai mario and that like giant black line it's just like a crack it's like when the TV leaks or whatever. Dude, that's so awesome. That's such a good fucking idea. I just needed Samar in my life and he was all the way on the other side of the world.

That's when I was like half a co-host. Not even. I was just like making appearances. Now I've been upgraded. I got promoted, guys. How far away do y'all live from each other? 18 minutes. 17 minutes. Y'all live from each other 18 minutes 17 minutes do y'all see each other almost every day

oh yeah and can we promote our podcast or no is that allowed yeah please do no you can't do it until the end after media and everything no listen to out of character listen to out of character it's very good it's a lot of fun and we did a santa you know what's crazy we were gonna we had we bought the same like pajamas you did

and we were gonna do something and we just like well y'all did it so we literally would not have cared at all look look at the packages on the ground so we just opened a po box and like the only packages we got were the ones that are local to toronto and so there's a bunch coming from like the u.s and stuff so we have to postpone our christmas that's why i'm i still have it we're gonna open it in our jammies oh that's so cute did y'all get them from walmart y'all got walmart in canada we have like one i got we got our onesies door dashed by sport check we did do you have it's like dicks i order it's like a quick do you have sport check you don't have a sport check no it's essentially like dick's sporting goods and i ordered it online

and they were like we have express one day delivery i just get a dasher link a door dash and he's like i'm delivering your your pajamas. Actually DoorDash. So that's awesome. We live in such an insane timeline because with that and cloning cats and dogs, I didn't forget. Y'all must have forgotten. Let's run that back. Okay, so

you can clone your cat and it's fucking crazy because they share the... That's the cutest little brown kitty ever. He's so sweet. I'm bringing him in. Would you guys clone him? He has two of them. They're kind of clone.

I got this guy. That one already looks like a clone. I can't get the other guy. He's sleeping like too cutely. Come on, show us. What the hell? Okay, here you go. That's all you get. That's all you get.'s all you get soft lunch and my cat would never fucking sleep on me my cat has schizophrenia and thinks i'm gonna fuck no i swear to god i

genuinely think inya's cat like not even on some joking shit i really think she has different alters that front because like sometimes that cat loves me like Azul loves me. Then other times he is the most afraid of me I've ever seen a being ever. I feel kind of powerful sometimes. I think someone kicked him as a baby or something. Like someone has to. And it wasn't me because I was really drunk when I first got that cat. But I don't remember kicking it that often. I didn't kick.

I often what? What does Azul mean? Is that Spanish? Yeah. kicking it that often i didn't kick i often what um what does azul mean is that spanish yeah it's uh spanish for brown brown yeah i don't think so no it's brown i thought it was blue are you questioning the i know why are you asking like the only like latin person in the chat i don't know okay no i i only learned spanish on duolingo so i don't really know much that can't be right i was right we're right sorry i'm drunk right now so i forgot we get gas on this freaking podcast man imagine i actually thought that was brown and i was like yeah it's brown no you did think it was brown and yeah you yeah i'm just a little embarrassed okay let me fucking finish okay wait actually i'm so sorry i'm so sorry but before you And I was like, yeah, it's brown. No, you did think it was brown. And yeah, you did. Yeah, I'm just a little embarrassed. Okay, let me fucking finish.

Wait, actually, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. But before you do that, you know what I thought about the other day is last time we talked about cats when you were like, oh, people with cats are more likely to be reckless drivers or risky drivers. And I was thinking about that because it is literally so true because I thought about the other day, my new year's resolution is to not be speeding. I will admit I am a chronic speeder and that's it. I just don't believe,

I don't believe in driving the speed limit because they're not updated. We are living in a faster society now. So I think we need to push everything up, but yeah, I keep going. Sorry. Okay. So these cats, they share the same personalities. Like they act almost the exact same as the cat you have that you want to get cloned. They look very similar, almost the exact same.

Like it's insane. I was looking at cloned cats and dogs like side by side and they look the exact same. it's it's insane i was looking at cloned cats and dogs like side by side and they look the exact same it's fucking weird but what they do is a somatic cell transfer and they use the cells to create a viable viable embryo um from your pet's dna and this they use skin tissue after your pet has passed but it's recommended that they collect it while it's still alive is that what shane did or no or did he do that the surrogate oh very similar literally very similar because i was about to say um they use a surrogate cat which is fucking crazy so they find like a barn cat that's been fixed and they use its uterus to create your clone cat and guess how

much this shit costs like 100k 500 600 35 000 for a cat and $50,000 for a dog. It is not that deep. Actually, I could imagine if I was loaded, I would literally buy... You know what I would do? I'd get a really good cat. I'd clone it. Then I'd get the other upgrade where you can extend

their life, inject that. You could add so many mods to your cat to make it like the best cat ever it's like a box yeah you can take it to the workbench in fortnite oh y'all play you play fortnite as well so why didn't you play with us when we invited i actually was gonna ask why didn't i get invited i have not you have reached out to kai and drew and i have been not invited or reached out Drew said he was gonna be like, oh trust me

I can get it and it will be so down and then apparently you're busy Well, Drew is jealous and drew always tries to hold me captain. I needed my allowed to make screen time I needed my screen time. Okay guys, we'll have to run it back squads. I Know I want to play. my god my friend has uh i this is like a random tangent but apparently at costco the xbox ones are like we're i don't know if they still are but i saw that like 130 for 130 and on the xbox one you can get a mod that you can get a screen attached um like it's like this back piece that you pop in and my friend has it so he takes his xbox with him like everywhere when he travels because you literally just have like a screen attached to your xbox and you could play whatever

and he literally will pull up anywhere and start playing fucking fortnight um and i need to do that because that's literally just a fucking that's like stay away from that person if someone pulls out a freaking sleep drew fell asleep drew wake up drew drew was it that boring what i was about to say wait am i frozen yeah you're super frozen you're having the most how is he the connection is unstable you're having like the most internet connections you looked like you were having the happiest nap yeah okay it said my internet was unstable this shit is so bricked like what is going on

your lashes were amazing can you close your eyes again that was really nice yeah i get it now i finally get it yeah you know what okay why people don't watch the podcast okay drew you froze again and i think you're about to do something disgusting stop stop dude it got like elongated because you're like glitching out stop motion drew man like a flip book someone's doing those like flip book animations am i here you you are here in spirit bro get steve on the phone man what the hell oh hell no Drew oh I need

this is am I back no am I back turn off your camera and turn it on maybe am I back you have to fuck up

I'm not going to say yes until you're actually back literally like you look like when people print out like really bad quality pictures for an airbnb like you look like somebody blew up a picture of marilyn monroe and the like quality that's what y'all look like we all look good good on our ends. We're getting a call from you. Should we just keep going? I don't know, Drew. That's so funny. I had a bit planned where I was going to call my mom.

Wait, what? Gypsy Rose is back. Shut the hell up. You know what's crazy is it's when this comes out it's her first free day she it's her first full day of being back in society and what's that gonna be like and i am so excited she's coming to the podcast we got her as a guest she's coming soon no freaking way are you serious no gy No. Gypsy, come in. That's mother. Who's that girl?

It's like Sarah something. Sarah B. She has like she has a podcast and it was like, oh, man, I'm going to stop. I'm going to stop right there. OK, well, I did. I did DM Gypsy, but no reply, no answer, no anything. Well, you got to come with a number. You know, she doesn't.

I know, but like she has it so that it's invite sent. So I can't even double DM her. How do you fix that? Yeah. Wait, she has an Instagram? Wait. Oh, my God. Mr. Beast changed his so I can't double DMm mr beast again hi my dream oh jesus christ

leave him alone my dream is to see a plane crash is that yes yeah weren't you the one just talking about how he's like crazy and stuff and he's doing the craziest well if he's already doing it if he's already doing it i might as well tap in because he does have a video where he crashes a plane, but it's like the most anticlimactic clip ever. It's his worst video ever. He fully got access to crashing a plane. The plane crashed last for like two seconds of the video. It's like the first two seconds, and then it's just the bunkest video ever. But I want to see like I need the plane to be on.

Like there's no one in it. I don't need anybody to be a part of it, but I need it to be on so that when it crashes, there's a fire. Hmm. I think... Look, I'm going to say the only person that's going to collab with Mr. Beast is probably Gypsy Rose. I'm acoustic as fuck. Thank you. Am I back?

Dude, I'm watching you, like, spiral into spiral into like and descend into madness right now am i back can y'all see me yes you're back yes yes all right i need every one of you bitches to get in a white t-shirt and we're gonna do a wet t-shirt contest and then i'm gonna need to see how y'all twerking oiled up wait okay so you just had technical difficulties for 15 minutes and that's your first thought back yeah are there people sponsoring this episode do we have to do an ad read at some point yeah we're gonna make you guys do our ad reads so we'll just send you the sponsoring is what we should be sponsoring is internet fast internet yeah get some yeah i agree verizon whatever whatever service provided just teleported into your that was beautiful

i thought that was his foot well my last topic i need to say because i need to speak my mind on this is kuman is child abuse i believe that that is child abuse um i saw a tiktok of this lady giving her kids like one week free pass of no christmas of no kuman and i would i think that would push me into physically wait what is this kuman is that after school shit that like parents who really want their kids to be geniuses will be like, not only do I make my kid go to school, they come home and go back to school. Like it's literally like 24 hours. I just wanted to cut in and say I did no Kumon for like three months and I felt better.

My testosterone shot up. We know. Are you doing it now? It's for kids. You're doing Kumon now? Yeah. Yeah, I did no Kumon November. He's talking about calm guys Like it's like a tutoring Me coming on guys mom, Okay. No, no.

Come on, bro. Seriously, come on. Seriously, no, it's not. That's super inappropriate. It's about learning, and it's not about, like, doing that. And I'm glad you actually went without that for a few months. Yeah. Do they teach sex ed in kumon?

No, but they maybe should for people like Kai, because I don't think he knows a lot about that stuff yet. I know a ton about it, actually. No. What do boobs look like? Dude, they feel fucking lit, honestly. I feel like that's an answer for somebody who's never touched boobs. It's like, oh, they just feel lit.

No, they're good. I really want everyone's favorite position. Can we do that segment? Missionary, easily. I was going to say, mine with Drew is missionary, but I am on top of Drew for that missionary. Oh, wow. So you like to be on the bottom of missionary, Drew, I'm assuming.

Yeah, and I'm on top just stimming the whole time. I like giving vigorous back shots. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Okay, okay hamza your turn oh i don't there's so many to choose i like that one sideways when it's a lot of friction i like that one okay cool have y'all ever uh been in a sex swing before no but i'd love to try it because i'm open to trying new things there you go my big my big position is when someone is no i'm not gonna go there someone we need to remake the picture of i was gonna say shitting on my chest but and i was gonna be very graphic but i decided against it

hey it's okay there's nothing to be ashamed of. Yeah, I like to be shit on. Bruh, wait. Should I pull out the doll and just show you guys it or no? No, no, no. That's going to be rare. You have to keep that in the box. Damn it, you're right.

When she's pulling her Madonna and she's like 84 and going on tour, that's going to be worth a lot of money. Here's her description addison is passionate about female entrepreneurship so are you are you uh oh wow no i i personally don't believe in women owning businesses because their emotions get out of hand and it makes it impossible for them to manage a team imagine if a girl was president the world would be over in a second because they'd say, well, that girl's wearing my dress.

I got a new comb. Well, OK, you guys are going off the rails here. I don't agree with any of that. And I also actually I actually like Kumon and stuff like that. I think kids should be educated because look at his shirt. President, of course, you like you nerd. Guys, come on. Test your knowledge. Who can do this math equation?

I have a good math equation. I'm going to take a box cutter to your shirt and fucking tear it down the middle and then push you into the street. Wow. Wait, what the fuck is going on? All right. Wait, I'm trying to see.

I have to get really close. I can't read it. My shit's all fucked up. Okay, well, I have one last thing, one last topic to talk about, and then we can move on. But, okay,

this one's actually kind of crazy to say, but one in three people are gay, and it's not me, so which one is it? There's two left of us. It could be two of us. There's a chance it could actually

be two of us. It's definitely not me because me and Drew are always having sex, so it can't be me and Drew. We're already out. We're already the normal ones, so it has to be one of you. I'll take the bullet. Wow. Okay, no be one of you. I left. I won't take the bullet because you left.

He's the one. I think that answers my question. That doesn't answer anything. I just freaked out for some reason. I just left. It doesn't answer anything. I just had to leave when you said that. If you're innocent, you should... I'll be the one.

That makes sense period queen just for you ate that up for the team and you ate that sis wait also um why didn't we talk about back shots in the senate oh yeah what like what i know about a a literal like government worker i think he was an intern for joe biden or something was in the senate literally getting back shots and recorded it and posted it on only fans right it was only yeah that's actually awesome and i fuck with that no that was my take too i'm like respect well yeah now that means we're making progress yeah right is it noah schnapp or is he involved yeah yeah it was noah schnapp getting back shots yeah that's so

funny yeah i think he's like 19 he's old enough to say the dumbest shit on ig so he's old enough to get back shots in the white house hey preach respect hell yeah. How old is Noah Schnapp? It turns out he's like 14. Oh, he's 19, yeah. Wow. Damn, I was on the fucking head. Noah, hear me. Can you hear me?

Hey, hey, I'm with you on that. Well, okay, Drew, I just think I should tell you this, and it's weird that Hans and Martin are here, but I should tell you because last time we did Zoom, you were open and honest with me so I just want to tell you that I did kiss a girl but I did nothing more because if Drew because if

if her coochie would have tasted the way mine did it would have been really disgusting so I didn't do all of that what okay you're just like no that really sent him into a freaking manic episode. I think he wants me to eat his butt in return to even it out. Can you hear me?

Can you hear me? Dude, you haven't said anything. We've been looking at your mouth. Now he's really sad and he's going to have to use that. No, I've been saying I was farting. I was farting on the camera. I'm going to do two psyop corner. Yes.

If anybody prepared something as well, I'm down do a side up corner yes if anybody prepared something as well I'm down for it but here are mine okay so drew side corner today is a little more spiritual less scary and more just sweet okay ready I like that somewhere in the world there is a tree that sprouted the same day you were born and has been growing alongside you wait has anyone ever noticed that literally everything is so beautiful going on is this for your comfort there's probably a bird with a nest made with some of your hair. The bunny you stopped your car for probably lived a lifetime and made lots of bunny babies. The worm you didn't step on probably made someone's garden very happy. The moon was listening. You were never alone.

Sometimes I'm like, what's the point of all of this and then i hang out with the people i love and for a brief moment i see and this is the last one if your vape starts if your vape starts tasting like texan i'm a fucking god oh this is the last one if your vape starts tasting like technology and you're still hitting it you need help that's literally me this shit tastes like battery acid and pennies but i swear to god the vapes taste like cybernetics now you sound like cybernetics freaking cyber kinetic energy just went cyber on this oh my god well i've gone to a joe this one's for you and i thought about it

at this restaurant that was playing both of these artists and i said coldplay is radiohead for happy people oh i like that one actually i thought this was a psyop i thought it was all like wholesome psyop this is wholesome psyop yeah yeah he just feels like you guys need it because you guys have this very sad energy to you um really that we can't put i i had a quick psyop okay yeah bring it up what's up i'm just gonna freestyle this if that's no dude it's gonna be so bad um i want i want to grab my ankles and have drew just absolutely destroy my holes and then uh glaze me with cum. You wouldn't even be able to handle all that.

You don't even know what to do with all that. You don't know what I'm packing in these legs. Wait, no, did I tell y'all that a woman tried to drive? Actually, I'm not telling that. I'll tell y'all after, but that's not something I can publicly say. A woman driving joke? No, no. Oh, you got me. tell y'all after but that's not something i can publicly say a woman driving joke no it's crazy but okay so thank you guys for having can we say uh thank you or just make yeah go for it and it better be good thanks thank you for having us emergency intercom we love you guys

and if you guys if anything happens to you guys we will always support you no matter what yeah and if you guys get canceled guys trust me we're gonna we're gonna freaking ride or die with you guys always and forever unless unless it's something really bad if it's something really bad then we might have to cut ties cut ties listen to out of character go listen to Out of Character. Go listen to their podcast. Yeah, thanks, guys. I made that really awkward. Well, you don't have any internet connection. Dude, you're the one making everything awkward.

I promise. No, that's what I'm saying. See, I can't even tell what he's saying. I thought you said he made it awkward. I know. I thought he said they made it awkward no i'm saying i made everything so bad and awkward you have like what is it is it because you're in texas or you're just cheaping out on your phone like internet this guy i think madeline and steven are uploading a youtube video. Drew, you look like you're made out of clay.

Thank you. You're welcome. One last thing. The millennial versus Gen Z. The millennial versus Gen Z debate is bullshit. Okay. Oh, yeah. We'll cut it there.

All right. Bye, everybody. Thank you for having us. Thank you for being on. I'm Zan Martin. Go listen to Out of Character Pod. Bye! Bye guys. Bye.