Emergency Intercom - The Rapture Happened And This Episode Will Only Get Three Views

Episode Date: May 20, 2022

Drew and Enya discuss what they’re going to do now that the rapture has occurred and we're still depressed. Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzor Follow Drew on Insta: @DrewPhillips09 To listen to the podcast on YouTube: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercomPodYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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to give to the world and i don't know what's gonna happen for this episode because i literally i don't know i actually feel the same way and I still have zero thoughts right now like it's like nothing is going on in my brain which is like crazy because that never happens everything is always happening all the time in my brain literally everything everywhere all at once

um but yeah welcome back to emergency intercom did you just take that flat coke out of the fridge for your caffeine of the day? Yes. I was like, I wonder why I'm feeling like shit right now. It's because I haven't had my watered-down flat Coca-Cola of the day. You have two.

You have two to choose from. No, this is actually Dr. Pepper, which like oh i'm like kind of dabbling with i like am normally a very anti-dr pepper person strictly coca-cola but right now i'm in a dr pepper phase and it's kind of crazy i think they gave me dr pepper because that my drink did not taste like coke yesterday i've been sipping on it it's coke it tastes so funny like yesterday i only had a few sips because i was like this isn't giving me that like that coke pizzazz this sounds like a fake coke you've been drinking the like mexican colas like the mexican cokes and i think like those those definitely taste very different and i think maybe you might be used to that one because we've

been drinking a lot of those recently yeah those are the best ones i it's either canned coke or like mexican coke in a glass bottle because if you are drinking coke out of a plastic bottle which is something you do you're a menace to society you're probably you don't have much longer to live i don't know how to explain that one those bva plastics are infusing with water and that's why i am the way i am or with the coca-cola your microplastics from your coca-cola plastic bottle babe we need more microplastics like i think we've made this comment before but that is how you really knew you like what class your family was in when you were growing up is if your family bought the two liter of coke or separate cans my family was a two liter coke and mine was separate cans but we bought also

with that said we bought like shasta cola i know somewhere out there knows what shasta cola is and it's like it's like dr thunder shasta cola like um mountain lightning or some shit like that and it's literally just all off-brand sodas and shasta honestly tastes better than coca-cola but i can't find it here so i'm just stuck with coca-cola but i grew up on shasta that shit was so fucking good and then my mom only drank cream soda growing up i think the popular like flavored sodas in Miami, like Publix makes their own flavors. But I might be tripping, but I think it was Crush. Like Crush was the like flavored soda that I had all the time because I used to sell at my school for 50 cents. And the strawberry Crush or the grape Crush. but there's another brand that i can't

think oh wait that i think that might be yeah i know what that is that's actually the brand i'm thinking of uh like these cans yeah like that can in particular dude i'm actually never gonna remember there's another one that's like it's kind of like a brand that does that it's not crushed there's a brand that does that kind of shit that they would sell at school. And I can't remember. It might be that same brand because they do like all the off-brand ones. Because we never had Coke. It was always like a cola drink, but no fucking freak was drinking the fake cola.

Mountain Rush. We got Shasta Cola Strawberry. We dabbled in that a little bit um what else did we drink shasta who the fuck came up with that that has to be someone's name and they're like it's an ode to them because who was like oh my god you know what we should call our soda shasta every time i look it up there's like mountains shasta and i'm like curious if like the water is like oh yeah mount shasta's in washington yeah i think i'm curious if they water is taken from the creek. Mount Shasta is in Washington, I think. I'm curious if they take the water from the creek in Mount Shasta

and make Shasta Cola and pollute it. Also, have you ever thought about a Coca-Cola? We are literally drinking sludge. I shouldn't be drinking something that I can't see through. The fact that I can't see through this and this is going to my body and my kidneys and liver are having to filter this every fucking day is like actually crazy and then i get to thinking i'm like i wonder why i'm depressed and i'm like oh i'm also drinking like a liter of coca-cola a day that's an exaggeration but there's there's a correlation there i don't know what it is but

the fact that i'm drinking this sludge is probably why I'm depressed. Yeah, who was saying that? Someone was literally saying that to me. Oh, when I was in a store in New York, the worker was talking to me. And they were talking about how they really like Snapple. And they were like, I don't count calories from drinks. Because there's no way to calculate that because we just shouldn't be fucking having it like water has zero like calories because that's the only like we shouldn't be consuming a beverage that like also partakes in like carbs and calories yeah like they were like that's just like that seems like not what god intended at all like not even on like

like literally like mud water like tea leaves leaves, like tree leaves and water. And that's it. Like that's what our bodies were made to process. And somehow we're processing sludge. I know. I was thinking about that and I was like, but that's not going to stop me from drinking coffee. But I'm just such a drinker. I love a drink.

Honestly, low key, like coffee's natural. Like. Beans. Yeah. They come from beans. Beans. My milk is. Coffee will be extinct. Like beans. Yeah. They're, they come from beans. Beans. My milk is. Coffee will be.

Oils. Yeah. I need my oils and microplastics. Like that's another thing is like all these vegan substitutes are hell like, like processed and like probably just as bad for you than like eating an animal i don't think there's any um like diet that's good for you other than like this is so annoying because like i don't want to be like this is a good diet for you because i don't know shit from shit but i would think like the good diet for you is the diet that's good for you yeah that is that is the truth but i'm like

on a just a human level not raw veganism because like bitch you can like use a fire like caveman you had fires like i don't know why you have to not cook shit um but like just like that kind of vegan i'm like that is the most primal diet you can do that's like i'm eating gathering our nuts and berries from the forest like that is so crazy yeah but even then like they had animals yeah i was like didn't we like hunt animals we beat the fuck out of some chickens yeah like this is good the only reason why i think we talked about this the only reason why we're alive is because the women just gathered the nuts and berries and we had our protein and the men would go out on our stupid fucking hunts once a month and come back. And chase each other around with sticks and stones.

And come back with an elk every three months. And then that's all the village had to eat. And the only reason we're alive is because of the nuts and berries. Also, our drink in Miami, or in my area that was popular, was Faygo. We were literally like a Faygo. Cream soda Faygo.ago damn i'm still drinking i don't know what that is from six dogs rest in peace oh um but strawberry fago and grape fago you're a juggalo my world wait what is it juggalo yeah juggalo yeah it's like the sponsored

drink of juggalos really i think i found that out in like high school and it greened me out because i was like that's not i've never heard that word in my life um but yeah fago is the thing you would go on wednesdays at my elementary school they would sell papa john's pizza for a dollar slice and then they would have the usual, the pickled eggs, the pickled sausage, airheads, fango, hot chips. Yes, I love the airhead. Did you ever go like this with an airhead? Everything I'm saying right now, I feel like I've literally said on the fucking podcast. Absolutely.

You shake it down. So it comes like a little tootsie roll. I remember the kid who went on to try and bully me later on taught me that. And it was this kid who, um, like, I used to be really close with. And then once we got to, like, middle school, we became distant for, like, no real reason. But I think he had, like, a lot of jealousy because he used to like me. Jealousy, jealousy. So he was, like, really mean to me. Um, but it never hurt my feelings because I was like, this is just really sad.

From a very young age, I could see through it. And I was like I was like this is just really sad. From a very young age I could see through it and I was like damn this is really sad. You're like trying to battle this rejection from me by being mean to me but I'm the one you want

and it's not going to work out. You need to write a song about that. Oh and then one time From his perspective. And then one time his best friend at the time came up to me and asked me out

and my best friend at the time was standing next to me and asked me out and my best friend at the time was standing next to me and because i was a belligerent cunt she jumped in and belligerent and you dropped the first belligerent in two episodes let's celebrate i think i said it last episode i might not have been saying it i don't know if you said it last episode you know what it is it's because at the end of the day like bitch we had an entire fucking conversation about it i think um at the end of the episode that was the the zoom episode i don't know anyways but the thing about me is i will cling on to one word for a certain amount of time and then you will never hear it out of my mouth so there's a chance that belligerent is dead and gone yeah um but she like she had a dead cat

bounce like she came back for a moment and then she's gone um but i was a belligerent cunt and my friend tried to be funny and like stupid and she was like no she's not gonna fucking date you like she was so mean to this kid but i actually really liked this kid like not romantically but i thought he was like really cool and like a sweet person so he literally got so sad and like cried and i felt so fucking bad um and it was in front of the kid who was trying to bully me and then he was like see she's such a fucking bitch like about me and i was like how the fuck girls are this my fault yeah girls are cunts girls like suck balls like literally you know i was gonna wear those uh silver clips yeah i was gonna wear them today and i didn't realize you had them on but like we

literally would have been matching had i worn them but i had one in the one your anime one that i literally stole from you i had it in but my hair is like too thick yeah so it like sits on top yeah it doesn't like pin my hair down it literally just like my hair will fall with it anyways that's why i stopped wearing them because i it was good when my hair was really thinned out and short because i could just clip them onto my head and they wouldn't do that but now yeah they like sit on the top layer then when you move it moves around and it looks so it looks just beat as fuck i need to do something about my hair we need to both do something about our hair.

Something big is coming with the hair. Like, let's just say that. Not on my end. I don't know what's going to happen. Something big is coming. I'm going to avoid getting a haircut because I don't want to lose any length, even though my ends are belligerently dead. Hey! Come on, belligerent.

Wait, have you gotten a haircut since we started the podcast no i have not like trimmed my hair at all but i think my ends are just like fully breaking off now finally especially when i straighten it like there is length to it but my hair is just too thick like it's i don't know how to explain it like doesn't look as thick but like if you go to touch my hair it like doesn't feel awesome like i don't know it's like not like in an unhealthy way but like if you go to touch my hair it like doesn't feel awesome like i don't know it's like not like in an unhealthy way but like there's just this stack of fluff right here from all the layers that are gathering right here and finally growing out fucking brush or wash your hair it's mad i brush my hair every single day especially to thin it out so i don't know what to do and i

don't want to go get it thinned out because then it's going to re-add those layers. So what are you supposed to do? Just have it grow out and then you like chop it? What I should do now is get like an inch trimmed off so that like it just like it'll seem like it's growing faster because I'm sure I'm experiencing like end break off because my ends right now are the part that was like bleached. So in certain lights, you could see that it's like a way lighter shade than my natural color um but i don't want to do that because i refuse to lose any length on my hair because my hair will be longer than yours once you do that the thing is you say that but it's like never once been longer than it's longer than yours just because i have or you can't tell because i have curls like if we straighten my hair it would be longer than yours. It would be done. We both have curly hair.

So, I don't know. Like, the only difference right now is I've brushed my hair out. I've got the ringlets at the end. I pulled one of Drew's curls. Because you don't brush your hair. I pulled one of Drew's curls and it went all the way down to his ass. Yeah. That's just not true.

It's true. Look at him yanking it out for length right now. No, you know what's fucked up is that like i do not take care of my hair so much that like literally little baby dreads start forming in the back and like when i'm brushing my hair like every once every two weeks i literally have to pull it to the front and just fucking rip out the little mat ball and i just there was one on the couch yesterday and i thought it was a fucking bug and i was like oh my god and it was just a ball of hair yeah and i was folding my laundry so i was

like is this lint but it wasn't it was like human hair no it's my like it's so beat it's my little like ball of hair that i have to break out and you can like see how fucked up my hair is from it like do you see that how it's like all short in different spots and shit? Yeah. Yeah, that's like what's... I don't deserve this hair. I do not deserve it. I take care of my hair for the most part. No, actually, I do a good job of taking care of my hair. The problem is it's just the ends are bleached.

And the color keeps fading, but I don't want to keep adding color. Because last time I did it, my ends were like black. And then I took a flash photo of myself. And it was like brown and then black. And I was oh my god and I was really embarrassed embarrassed embarrassed did the like texture of your guys's hair ever change it's like my hair used to be straight and now it's like kind of curly um no my my hair did because of bleaching it. Oh, really? Also, with length, your hair can change because of how heavy it gets. Realistically, I'm very fucking excited for my hair to be long because then right now, since the ends are so short,

the front framing parts are so short, they wrinkle it up really heavy when I let my hair dry. Then the back, because it's more heavy, of weighs down and it doesn't get as curly um that's not what happens to me because you have less falls naturally beautiful look how fucked up your head looks right now insert the photo of you at devon's pool like the thing is like i wish I had the delusion you had. Because look at how fucked up the top of your head is. Fuck you.

Like, it is so frizzy and fucking scary. Now you're being mean. Now you're being mean. And now I'm insecure. And now I have to go get a baseball cap. Oh, my God. I was showing virgin top of my head. I've never, ever done that.

I was like, you know, I'm going to be brave today and not wear a baseball cap because like, you know, people probably think I'm bald under there, but no baseball cap incoming because then you had to fucking attack my hair. I did not attack your hair. You can't. Look what you did. You fucked it up. I don't care.

He was literally gaslighting me. Anytime I spoke about my hair, he had to one up me and say that his hair was more beautiful when I'm opening up about my insecurity about my hair. Which hat do you think it's going to be? Do you think it's going to be Mauloa or Praying? It's going to be Praying, I think. Baseball cap is just like yesterday. Just like yesterday when I, or last episode when I was like, you know, I'm feeling kind

of depressed. And you were like, actually, I'm really happy. So it goes both ways. I was lying. I was literally lying. Well, I was lying too. About being depressed? No, about my hair being prettier than this.

I know it's fucking disgusting. I feel like this is like marriage counseling sometimes. There will be like periods where I'm like, oh, wait. No, it is. Sometimes it gets like so real for no reason. Not on my end though, because I know how to control myself. There you go. There you go go that was a microaggression that was a microaggression well i know how to control my emotions like i'm just like a welcome there it goes again person what am i saying something wrong guys i'm just talking about myself

anyways i need to get a hair trim but i refuse. So my hair will just continue to break off and stay this length for the next five years. Because I'm not going to do what every TikTok tells you to do. What is that? To give your hair a trim. Every fucking bitch who cuts hair is like, you need to trim your hair. I saw someone do like a display where they poked holes in a thing and like pulled out yarn. And showed that like your split ends will just continue to break if you don't do it i was like oh that's nice and then i just ignored it slay and i kept moving on with my life slay we're both so obnoxious right

now with our shirts and that's it that's all i have to say because they're both really good shirts but it's like obnoxious like graphic tea slay what do you mean like both of our shirts are like annoyingly priced no mine was cheap what's cheap i got mine for cheap how much is cheap these are normally like 400 and i got it for 75 which is cheap for like this shirt i know 75 for a fucking 20 year old t-shirt is ridiculous no but that's what i'm saying is like within like there's like certain parts of the internet that like get that and they they don't question it because like which were kind of on that side where we're like no that's like a good t-shirt like it's good um and then there's other parts who are like i would literally never spend that on a t-shirt.

But if you're like a part of the t-shirt sleigh, you're a part of the t-shirt sleigh. Like if you get it, you get it. Like vintage graphic tees, the way the shirt falls, the way the staining is, and like the way the fabric feels, like the t-shirt making companies just don't do that anymore. So I refuse to wear any like brand new shirt other than my Claro merch. The way someone else's sweat has thinned out the fabric.

So it's like literally the thinnest fabric on planet Earth. Bleached a little bit and there's like holes and fraying and the graphic is cracked. It's just like, yeah, perfect. Perfect in every way. Not all new galaxy AI features like now brief will give you personalized insights based on your day schedule so that you're prepared no matter what pre-order the Samsung galaxy S 25 ultra now at samsung.com. Like so worried about my sister. You cannot marry a murderer. I was sick,

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And like this stain has literally been here for like probably two years on these pants. And I sit up and they were like, oh, Drew has like ketchup stain on his pants. I wonder if he was eating french fries before or something. And I was like, no, it's literally pain. Like like it's been here forever and i can't wear these pants out in public because of you motherfuckers because i'm insecure literally everybody attacks my insecurities all the time it's crazy it's funny how one episode you can go from being the most big-headed person ever and like loathing i'm depressed right now i'm depressed right now so now the sexy compliments they don't get through no they don't come through

you know what you need they need to be louder i need they need to be heard i need to hear them um i forgot where's that oh we need to put you on like the tlc remakeover video and uh show and see what they would do to you like i wonder there's like not a thing they would fucking do to me because i'm literally like already like basically perfect but it's hard for me to see that but other people see that in me so like it they wouldn't really have to change anything about me they would just have to like be like you're perfect and then like i my complete my demeanor would completely change the the tv industry used to be so fucking crazy because i'm like really thinking about that show and i used to watch

the fuck out of that show that show is so fucked up they would literally film these people out for like two weeks to get their ugliest fucking fits on camera and then show it to the world and then that girl and guy would just stand in the room and be like you don't fucking care about yourself you're so fucking ugly and like would just say that to their face and this like poor person would just be like i'm so sorry like this is how what makes me feel good and i'd be like that's really sad that's so sad you need to conform more you need to be more like a normal person and conform we're gonna going to make you normal. We're going to normal pill you. And literally all the- Don't forget to take your normal pills.

I don't have any normal pills. I was born normal. I've been normal. I- What? I was seeing it that you see was on and it is. I could hear it buzzing the entire time. It's fine.

I put it on because i was scared of how like sweaty we would get because i was like getting sweaty walking around i sweat way too easily and it's like a problem i like don't get to wear tank tops in the summer because it's really fucked up yeah i was just talking to mason about that yesterday like i like don't like my skin on skin will make me sweat 10 times more so i have to wear a t-shirt to catch my sweat because then it'll trick my body into stop sweating you should just go naked around the house no that i don't care i wouldn't i wouldn't care if you did that no but i would sweat more drew if i was naked but i'm just saying you should just do that just for fun for me

wait for you or for you So you like chill out. You need to fucking chill. Like you need to fucking chill right now. The world feels so quiet right now. I'm actually greening out. I know. It's like scaring the fuck out of me. Like are we the only three people?

Yeah, we're the only three people alive. Like I'm not kidding. I was just saying that. Like why haven't I heard a car go by, a plane zoom by? Like, I haven't heard anything. What if, like, I've been manifesting this by watching The Last Man on Earth? Like, what if we are the last three on Earth and we have to repopulate the Earth? I would immediately kill myself.

Girl, oh my God, wait. The world is ending. Because you're not having sex with Kai and I can't have sex with you. I literally just said very loud and clearly, I will kill kill myself like andrew will just try to have a child we'll make it work i'll like break into the estrogen factory and we'll try to figure it out we'll try to figure it out saying it like it's like a fucking toy factory i'll break into the estrogen factory there's got to be one on this earth do you think google would still be up if the world ended like how long would it still be up for i think it would be up for quite a while oh then we would be so fine i could learn how to fly a

plane and we could go literally anywhere i'm serious like you can literally go you think you could learn how to fly a plane from google i yes that's like how pilots learn basically like they do like flight simulators and shit i'll drive to a flight sim like learn how to fly on that and we can go literally anyone anywhere on the world and live out like the last like five years of our lives because we would be killed by something but isn't the fun in like traveling seeing other people so then you would just get to these like desolate places and it would be kind of sad experiencing it shared experiences experiencing it with other people you would only be experiencing it with kai because in this hypothetical i am dead you wouldn't have been i can't be left with him

why not he'll attack me i'm not gonna no i actually understand i understand that feeling sometimes i don't know what happens sometimes when you go to your room and it's just me and kai in the kitchen like i check my pockets to make sure i have something he steals he lies he attacks i've never done any of that oh that's exactly what someone who does that yeah that's exactly what they would say that's weird and you wouldn't even give it like two days no motherfucker i would fucking kill myself like i'm not kidding instantaneously like without like without a second thought like it would be done because you wouldn't even like attempt to repopulate the earth no bitch i don't want to be pregnant on the earth for nine months

because that's the thing it's like when you think about like baby running around with no fucking friends it's gonna be a murderer and kill us no it wouldn't and then the thing is what our baby would have to have sex with kai and we would have to wait till it's 18 so then we would have to wait 18 years but what if it was a boy then our baby would have to have sex with me i mean that's literally what happened right yeah like this i don't want to be a part of it people with blue eyes like incest babies like they have more incest in them like fucking 53 of the people watching it who have this right now with blue eyes are just staring at the screen they're being accused of being incest babies i don't think that many people have blue eyes there's no way i think because i live in la my perception of the amount of people with blue eyes has gone up but

it's just because that's the scary all blue-eyed people in the world have a single common ancestor from 6 000 to 10 000 years ago that's embarrassing that is so embarrassing not your not your family timeline being all nasty ew that's so embarrassing are you embarrassed right now you oh wait freaks oh given blue eyes is a recessive gene a single s ancestor also requires incest among hares and kids doesn't it no gene can be passed on for generations without showing. Fuck. Wait, but that still means at one point. Well, at one point we were all. Not me. I disappeared here.

I disappeared here. Don't fucking claim you know where I'm from. Not me. What about hazel eyes? Is it the same thing? Hazel eyes is when people with brown eyes and blue eyes have sex. Really? I don't know what to even look up for that.

I don't know. don't know that seems like that is how that happens i want green eyes so bad wait green eyes are literally scary like like that's actually terrifying me when i'm literally trying to camouflage the grass wait yeah like there's no way green eyes are literally real like when i hear green eyes i'm like thinking of like neon green like i don't think i've seen anybody with green eyes before like i don't think i've ever met anybody because it's not like green like grass it's like green like like a hazely like brownish green like it's not like that is green yeah but it's like a brown it's like an earth tone green hell no bitches with green eyes scare the fuck out of me

i used to want green or hazel eyes so bad both of my siblings my sister's eyes were the kind of eyes that like look gray in some lights i wanted that which i am so jealous of and then my brother's eyes are hazel and i have brown eyes and i was so jealous like growing up that's like was my biggest insecurity was the fact that i didn't get like cooler colored remember when i got lasik and i was like i'm getting an eye color transplant like i want blue eyes and i like made this entire three minute tiktok of me lying and saying i got blue eyes never posted i'm releasing that on patreon yeah you fully should i i think about that all the time it was like a funny ass thing to do because like you literally had like surgery videos of you going in for something like my eyes literally being picked at with that video that you showed me i think about it like once a week yeah it was so insane they're like scraping

the top of your eye they scrape a layer off and then they zap you with lasers the usb for it's just in my room i was on the floor the other day and i was like what is this and then i saw it was really yeah it's just like on a usb like sitting why is it in your room because you watch it on my computer oh word because um i don't know why i think you couldn't open it on your like the files wouldn't read on my pc i also have um i ask for like anytime i get a procedure done i asked for like the footage of it like i I got like a full body, like either CAT scan or MRI. I think it was an MRI. And like I asked for the video of it and I still have it.

Like I love like looking at it and you can see like literally everything. You can see like my penis and balls. Seriously, it's crazy. And there's so many different angles. Like you can see it sliced like this way, horizontally and vertically. And like this, like you can, it's crazy. And there's so many different angles. Like you can see it sliced like this way horizontally and vertically and like this. Like you can.

It's crazy. They have like hella slices of me. This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard to say. But talking about like anatomy like that. One time I got the it because I thought about how somebody I liked like how their insides would smell. And it actually made me want to throw up. Like I was sitting around with them and I was like how their insides would smell and it actually made me want to throw up like I was sitting around with them and I was like ew like

your insides would be like steaming hot and smell so bad I think about that all the time if I'm with somebody that I like not this white man talking about stuff he thinks about how the insides of everybody he likes smell are you trying to cut me open

I think about the fact that there's just like poop like inside of everybody all the time and they have to carry around a bag of shit with them the doo doo boiling like in their guts like have you ever laid on someone's lap and heard their doo doo boiling like in their like colon

anytime like I call you out on y'all's bellies growling like it's the shit settling in your colon you oh i was playing fortnite and you like literally disrupted me to be like someone's hungry and i was like what and then you were like your stomach and i was like i didn't fucking hear or feel that yeah that's my new shit i just want to make it people like notice their bodily functions it's like oh you're, shit's gurgling in there. Your belly's begging for sustenance. Feed me.

My belly's begging to be filled. Feed me. Fill me. But yeah, that gave me the ick because I was like, ew, that's so gross. If someone split you open, you would smell so bad um granted like i will never experience that but the idea of it enough was like very putrid i did not like thinking about it interesting um but yeah in a hypothetical world i would just kill myself i wouldn't stay around it's just it's like the idea of like damn you like if there was an apocalyptic like scenario why would you fight to survive i like you have to be a different breed of enjoying

just living we said that like five episodes ago but for me if we're in like the rapture everybody gets taken and it's like just me kind of like on earth i'd give it like a year or two like i'd float around yeah yeah i would experience it i want to see all the places i want to see and then i'd kill myself like i'd get to see like um yosemite and like uh what is it the um angels landing hike which is normally hella packed like i'd get to do that all on my own like all of these national parks that like are like overrun with filth and people like going and seeing it with no one around would be kind of lit i would go straight to the grove and just like start breaking the windows on the apple store yeah literally cutting down the trees in the

apple throw like a hammer at the fucking glass yeah i would do all that stuff that like there's like you know those youtube channels where they like break big objects off a big cliff yeah i would just do like all that type of shit literally just like through the apple store let all the like um intrusive thoughts win because like like literally who cares the thing is people always like claim they would do that but realistically you wouldn't because even as introverted as you can be, like everybody needs another human around. I got Kai, me and Kai. No, but I'm saying you said

if you were the last man on earth. I meant like with me and Kai. Oh no, but you said going all alone. Like, I mean, yeah, if you have like one other person, then I could see someone living for a year. But I thought you meant like all alone, like last man on earth. I don't think anyone would survive. I would give it a year even still.

I would just try. Because like who knows, like there might be other fools around. Like if the internet's broken and shit, like how do you know? I think I would make it a year too. Yeah, I think like I genuinely could make it a year. I don't think so because men aren't capable of like living alone that long the visual of us finding out that the rapture happened and then within like 30 seconds me and drew are fucking and he's killing herself and anya's watching and hanging herself while she watches her last visual is me and kaya having sex we're trying to repopulate

the earth the aliens are like wait they could probably do this like they have everything they need and then anya just kills herself and we're fucking i literally said like the other day i said this dumbest shit ever you were showing me the i said it yesterday but you didn't comment on it like it was dumb so maybe it's not the dumbest thing ever but you were showing me like computer chips and like how like really really deep down into the chip people leave like carvings of like little like things and someone left like a thing of eggman and i was like in a thousand years like say like the earth survives that long and humanity survives that long we really have no idea of knowing what like language will look like because even language now versus the way it used to be has changed

so dramatically um and i was like oh my god if somebody like a thousand years in the future was digging through like computer chips trying to like find any like remnant to like what we acted like at this time and they found a drawing of eggman they would literally just look at it and be like who is this human like who is this person like we have to figure out who this person was and it's like oh like within ancient times in 2022 like this figure was very prominent on multiple things and there's so many billboards of him yeah like he was a god like i just like the idea of like in a thousand years history being like really misinterpreted like that's literally all history is misinterpreted like straight it's just people like assuming they know what was happening like

that's we assume we know what dinosaurs look like we have no fucking idea what i know what they look like but i'm never gonna tell people but it is like it's like the predictions people made of what they look like are kind of almost there but there's like a little tweaking to make them actually look how do you know what they looked like i just said i would never tell oh no you said you never tell what they look like how do you know what they look like i my i would never tell and tells everything and i'm not saying it i'm so excited for prehistoric planet coming out on may 23rd what the fuck is that why are you giving an ad for a movie like what are you talking about it's like a dinosaur movie with

david attenborough it's like all cgs i don't know who that is. You don't know who David Attenborough is? No. He's like the dude who like voices over all of the like Planet documentaries. And I'm supposed to know

his name? I feel like a lot of people know his name. I know his voice. I don't know the names of a lot of like actors. Like I like

could recognize their face. Like if I'm in public and I see someone I'm like oh that's so and so. Or like just like people in general. But I'm so shit with names. I like don't remember I just don't give a fuck. I don't really don't care like I can recognize a good actor, but I don't give a shit I'm just excited to see dinosaurs and I'm excited to see Avatar 2 did you see the trailer for that? Yes, it looks fucking lit It made me like literally emotional like I teared up. I Yes, it looks fucking lit. It made me literally emotional.

I teared up. I was like, oh my God, it's finally fucking happening. I think it's going to flop though. You think so? I'm predicting a flop. I don't think it's going to make nearly as much as it did the first time. I don't think it's going to flop. I think they're going to make their money back,

but I don't think it's going to be like the cultural phenomenon that the first one was. This place, this is to make their money back, but I don't think it's going to be like the cultural phenomenon that the first one was. This place, this is not very connected to it, but it fully is. This place right off of Melrose, I don't know what the shop is, but they have a huge life-size version of an Avatar character. And one time I parked right in front of it at night when I was going to an event with Elisa, and I got out of the car and it was like kind of dark,

but there was a little bit of light shining on it. And I looked in the window. And it actually scared the living shit out of me. Because it was just this like eight foot tall humanoid thing in the window. And I was like, oh my God. And then it was like a butt ass naked avatar character. Do you see frontal? I wish.

I had a napkin over it. They had this little like thingy over it. A loincloth. Yeah, so you can see his balls. I want to see his balls so bad. They had a napkin over it. They had his little thingy over it. A loincloth. Yeah, so you can see his balls. I want to see his balls so bad. I hope they update. I bet they don't have puke. I want them to update how they have sex in the sequel.

I want them to just fuck normal style. Like human. Yeah. Yeah, that would be pretty cool. They've adapted. I have not seen it. Because they connected their tails before. I haven't seen the trailer.

I don't watch trailers to movies i really don't like watching trailers to movies i like just going in having absolutely no idea what's gonna happen and just like looking at the cover or hearing about it like uh i'm the same way but this was like one of those exceptions yeah it's like an anticipation yeah i was like holy shit like that like the joker i like had to watch the trailer to that because I was like, I'm a white man living in America. Like, of course I had to watch. Oh, I did watch that.

That's for us. Yeah, that movie was for the white men. Oh, that was made for you guys. The incel anthem. Yeah, exactly. Spencer is my Joker. Like the movie Spencer, that's my joker i always forget her name what is her name kristin stewart yes she's her she's giving i always thought um she was the actress

in stick it but i don't know she they look the exact fucking same but she gives in stick it too i need both of them to take care of me like Like hold me and I can take care of you. No, I want them to take care of me. I'm like, let me take care of you in that way. I'm not going to say what I'm thinking. I know what you're thinking and I know they know what you're thinking and let me do it. Let me do it. No, bitch.

Oh my God. Also, like, no, because there has to be a certain amount of taking care that I don't think you can actually, like, do. And I love you. Stimulate the clitoral head. I'll peel back the clitoral head. The hood. The lid. Yeah, just, you know, like, cloth hangers.

You got to, like, peel it back and then, like, clip it to to like the the pubis to like hold up the mons pubis me and drew have been meeting up and then memorizing all the different parts of the vagina yeah we've been studying the anatomy just to like we have flash cards no real life experience with like another human i've had a bunch of experience with another human. Definitely. What's that? Oh, it's Guy. You're like kind of thumbing up. Yeah.

Is that like insinuation? He sticks his thumb in my butt. Girl, now what? What the fuck do you want from us? I'm serious. What else do you want me to fucking say? What am I supposed to fucking say here? Suck my ass.

There's something in the air because I'm also like two nights ago, I felt like a wave of like it felt like depression hitting the back of my head. And I was like, no. And I just like ignored it. And I came home and I went to sleep and I just like didn't think about it and then I think yesterday it was kind of starting to show because I like kind of just like had no want to do anything like I just like came home and like played fortnight for five hours and I think it's been even showing with how much I play fortnight like I I wasn't like me and Kai were talking about it before the episode started I wasn't thinking anything of it the fact that I've been so invested in a video game,

like never before. Like I haven't done this since I was in like middle school. But genuinely all I do is like block out my brain and just like pay attention to the screen for like six hours. And then I've been watching shows, which is something I also don't do. That's my escape is shows and video games like and i've just been escaping from reality um yeah and then this morning i woke up and i didn't feel very good

but not like bad but like not good it's like that weird in between of like literally like my brain is like fully like numb like there's like not a single there's like not a single like i don't know that's so interesting because i i just got super depressed again like four days ago and i feel like a bunch of my friends did too yeah and i'm always like lunar eclipse bruh oh really yeah it's the gravitational everybody's depressed bro it's the fucking retrograde bro exactly it's the lunar eclipse bruh you said Exactly. It's the lunar eclipse, bro. I always wondered.

You said it so much. Well, that's actually funny that y'all are depressed because I'm actually really fucking happy now. Remember when y'all made fun of me for being depressed? Well, now I'm the fucking happy one. No, you're sad right now too. No, I'm actually, I've never, genuinely, I'm not joking. Today I woke up and I was the happiest I've ever been in my entire life. I don't get depressed. You were the happiest you've ever been.

I think you're doing the gag we did to you when you were trying to say you were depressed i think you need to get oh i love to do that so i will thank you next gargle these balls chill don't fucking talk to me like that if you need it though i'm here really yeah i'm here for you i am really sad and i need it i always i always wonder though because like when i'm sad i'll be like oh everyone else must feel this way but then sometimes it does seem like everybody does get sad at the same time and i'm always like it's the bay hive yeah it's the bay like where the hive mind be beyonce kai finish your thought. I'm always like, it would be cool if there was an app that everybody was like, just rate

your mood from like one to ten. And then you could see like how everybody feels. It's Twitter. Yeah, TikTok. Twitter and TikTok. But no, I know what you're saying. To get like an overall mood of the city. Yeah, if I could just wake up and be like is there some fucking cunt bitches out there who wake up every single day

feeling the exact same which is like fully a majority of the population so you would see that it's like an average i feel like of a seven eight like because most people like i feel like most people are depressed as shit i think we just live in a fucking bubble yeah everyone around us is depressed as shit because we're all like fucking creatives and literally don't have fucking schedules and every one of our friends is doing nothing all the time except for like doing nothing um so we live in this like little echo chamber of depression and we all ask each other like yeah i'm depressed too i'm sad too but like the normal person is not depressed yeah because like even like the people watching this i feel like could agree to what we're saying because like even like the people watching this i

feel like could agree to what we're saying but even that like as big of a community as it seems like it's such a small scale i mean think about this like yeah these bitches are depressed yeah most people who watch this aren't like oh i fucking love shopping at pac-san that is my store like that's like you can get things that like most people would like at pac-san or like forever 21 like think about these conglomerate brands that are bigger than you could ever imagine. Like the people who regularly shop there, that's the people I'm talking about where it's just like you go to the mall and you go to the store that's at the mall and you get the clothes that are at the mall like being given to you.

Like depression erasure. It's like bi erasure, but we're like erasing people's depression. I was going to say. But also with that being said, there's a lot of people who don't recognize it as being depressed like i feel like a lot of people in my family like very obviously have like whether whether it is like clinically or they have like um what it's like clinically and then it's um like it's based on events like there's like another term for it that's like not necessarily depression but it's like circumstantial yeah like circumstantial like whether it be that or the other like so many people in my family don't recognize it even when it's like this is a very

valid human reason to be so awfully upset and sad and just like feel no hope but you are obviously ignoring it and like really suppressing it and just like moving no hope but you are obviously ignoring it and like really suppressing it and just like moving on and carrying the idea of like oh whatever it happens to everyone like this this and that um and i feel like that's why it would be like a seven and eight because it's like most people don't even recognize don't recognize also bitches lie yeah like people are liars through and through and they'll lie about how yeah that also require that people are like emotionally in touch with like how they're actually feeling yeah because i'm not joking 150 million americans are not alive like i truly believe that i genuinely

with my chest believe that like there's no way every person on this planet is actually sentient but that's another conversation i believe that they are all sentient and that's what scares me the most is that like being in public like every time i see like i'm in a group of people i just look at everyone's face and i'm like dude all these people have like felt some sort of emotion that i have felt and like have at least one idea that we fully connect on and i that scares the fuck out of me like the fact that like damn i really am just another fucking bitch on this planet i really am just another goddamn fuckhead who's like existing well you know it's like you know it's exciting but it's like scary is that everyone died this morning so like we're the last three people

like we're gonna i'm not kidding but i keep we're gonna, I'm not kidding. It doesn't say that, but I keep like- I know, there's no birds, there's no bugs. There's no planes. Like where's Azul? I haven't seen Azul today. Like it's literally us three and we're gonna release this episode and it's gonna get like maybe three views. And the three views is us three watching.

It's us checking on it to like get the link to share it. Like that's what the view is. Also, let me rephrase. Like I'm not saying there's anything wrong with liking clothes from Pakistan and Forever 21 21 i just want to clarify that i just i don't fashion fast fashion oh yeah yeah yeah yeah fast fashion um there's literally nothing wrong with shopping there's nothing wrong with shopping there i'm not trying to be big-headed but i think like if you're like if you were listening to what i'm saying you kind of get

what i'm saying it's just like it's easy as an individual who doesn't partake in that to be like literally who is wearing that. But there's so many people who do partake in that. And that's kind of like the idea like of depression. It's like who else is feeling like it's easy to feel like no one else is feeling. Yeah. We should all just be depressed together. That's what Judaism is. So it's not like, OK, it's not like something to look to for faith it's like i know i convert people when they're at their lowest moments like when they're at their lowest most vulnerable

moments i like swoop in and i convert them to drudism that's a cult that's like really bad i don't give a fuck yeah i'm running a cult do something about it there's 200 000 of us like what are you gonna do are you claiming that every single person who watches the episode is a part of the amount of subscribers for the podcast and that's the number the truth is growing we're almost bigger than mormonism we are mormonism we are some dude found like a gold book under the ground. And then like it's like talks about like people living in a volcano and shit. Okay.

I googled how many Mormons there are and they have an exact number. This is Drew. 16,663,663. That's funny because there's 16 million 663 000 and four druthers and we just hit five oh my god getting a counter and it goes off every few seconds it's like yeah literally but it would have to go down every few seconds too to be real. No. Because some people have to tap out. No. If you tap out, you die.

On the Patreon or on YouTube, people were asking what you thought about the Drew Barrymore thing. No, we talked about it on the public episode. Oh, really? Yeah. Okay, yeah. People were wondering if you had beef with her. No, no beef. No, there's no beef.

That's our girl. That's our girl, but- It's the beef within the producers. Yeah, it's the beef with the writers no there's no beef she's that's our girl that's our girl but it's the beef within the producers yeah it's the beef with the writers and the producers yeah it's like do do your dude do your drew diligence yes your drew find the truth do your drew diligence um i think i'm just gonna be like a detective when this all blows over. You're going to be a detective. When the rapture happens to figure out who did it. An internet sleuth

and why they chose us to be the last three. Oh my God. You know what we need to talk about? That awful fucking comedy show at the Renaissance Festival. That greened me the fuck out. I thought he had some funny jokes

and that the audience was just kind of not into it. No, he had some funny jokes and that the audience was just kind of not into no he had funny jokes at the end when he was like being a little passive aggressive and making kind of gnarlier jokes to like really ramp it up to get like shock value but like dude when we got there it was like i it was fucking me up like yeah i felt like there were there had to have been cameras around somewhere. It literally made me feel brain dead. I literally couldn't gather. We're also heat exhausted.

We didn't have any water in us. Yeah, I also had a meal. It was 97 degrees. I had a bottle of water, crumbs of everyone's food, and then two sips of white wine. It was 97 degrees, and i ate hot fries or i mean i ate hot fries with nacho cheese on top so cheese fries it was really nasty yeah it was really really awful i i kind of ate it because i was like i need diarrhea right now i'm constipated again it didn't work you needed diarrhea at the renaissance festival under 97 degree weather

in a hot porta potty yeah i love the smell of fucking boiling shit in the whole porta potty i love it i can't believe anybody used a porta potty that day because that's all i could think about is i was like it is so hot oh my god ew i've been like low-key od'ing on um magnesium trying to get this turd out. It hasn't come out yet. You need to go get a colonoscopy. What is it called? I do.

I literally need a colonoscopy. Where they pump water in you and take off. Oh, a colonic. Oh, yeah. That's what you need. I need a colonoscopy. You need to be emptied. You need to go up there.

You need to be emptied so bad. Yeah, they need to empty me. I need a colonoscopy. I can empty you. That's what friends are for um by your member not the other one you're just like no no that's not not again i'm not falling for this again um fool me once shame on me fool me twice shame on you oh wait fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on me fool me three times i'm gonna have to kill you fuck the blame isn't that the song fool me three times oh fuck the peace um and let it rain on you yeah pull the chopper let it rain on you um oh we finished candy yeah um we finished candy and i really liked it but then we started

the staircase and i really thought about it i was like damn candy that show was really fucking bad it sucks compared to the staircase like it's not a bad show but it's like not nearly as good and my one gripe walking away from candy if you did watch it it's like and if you didn't watch it whatever shut it fuck you fuck you um it's based in like what the 20s like no the 60s the 80s 70s dude okay i could not fucking grasp because 80s 80s the costume design was so fucking bad the costumes i don't know what that took place in it no i'm thinking of like marvelous mrs mazel's like star wars yeah literally i was thinking of marvelous mrs mazel's like outfits and then thinking about the outfits that some of the girls wore i think that's what was

confusing me is the costume design was really fucking bad and like some of the clothing looked like way too new fast fashion does-y. Does that make sense? I feel like the quality of clothing even on camera for the 80s is really different than quality on camera for clothing now. And all of the clothing, I felt like they had just purchased from a thrift store in LA that was drop shipping. They're going to win an award for costume design. I'd be shocked. Also, you can't just throw on big funny glasses on people and be like that's the time frame well no that's what the girl irl

oh no not candy like her glasses were fitting but like there was almost too many people with those exact like style of glasses and i'm sure all those people in real life wore glasses but all of them like i don't know what something about it felt like i was watching people like cosplaying like that's literally what it was no but it's different because now we're watching staircase and it's based in like a lot of the footage is like they're showing like old footage from like the 90s and like it's all based in 2001 and i don't for a second question that that's when it was happening like not for a second am i like oh this feels like you just have a better grasp on the 90s you were born closer to it no the costume designing of candy sucked it bothered me so much the set design and costume design also like the set design was literally like uh mid-century modern furniture from like

ikea yeah it like all looked so like the newer renditions of what those things looked like which i'm sure obviously like what they're not gonna source like real like nice furniture from that time frame but um yeah like even some of like the kitchen appliance looked so like new and like out of place in some frames like some frames when candy's in the kitchen it looks like they put something on the counter to fill the frame up a little bit because like it was barren and they were like fuck we should have got more but you don't feel that way about marvelous mrs mazel um no i think marvelous mrs mazel has like a little bit of like campiness to it because it's like a comedy yeah that i don't even really question a lot of the stuff happening and like the

homes they live in feel like they're so obviously like older homes like that's what they like look like whether it be like the framing like the crowning the structure of all the homes um and i think it gets a pass because of like it's a bit campy because it's like an old it's like a caricature yeah it's like a caricature almost of what that time was and a lot of like the moral ground play is like still very real but it's very like super colorful and like loud because and then when it's like sad it's really like dull like color until like the 40s so it's weird that they had that like the no drew um you just like a lot of like photo and video didn't have color, but like that they there was color. No.

How is that even possible? You think? How would cameras record in black and white? Wait, I'm sorry. Are you are you saying that you thought not only objects, but people were black and white and gray in the 20s? Yes. Yes. black and white and gray in the 20s yes yes wait that doesn't remind me i think fuck my ear keeps falling off ian um remember when he was like guys they turned off the color in my city and he just had a black and white filter on that was like literally the funniest video i've ever seen like one of the funniest it was

during uh the beginning of covid he was like holy shiz things are already happening in my town they took away the color well yeah they can do that yeah if you're being a bad boy they turn off yeah they turn off the saturation be very like cautious um it just sounds like you kind of still believe it so i'm just gonna like move on um but yeah i didn't like it i did not like it one bit staircase is so good it's actually really gnarly have you been watching it no i started watching candy because you guys were talking about it but i wasn't super into it but staircase staircase staircase the fourth episode of staircase is probably one of the best episodes of television i've ever seen see that's how i know i'm not in a good place mentally because

the fact that i watched candy and i was like this is so fucking good this is amazing every shot i'm not joking i've said this once i'll say it again every show or movie that i watch instantly becomes my favorite show i know drew like literally okay you didn't i don't think you caught yourself but who were we talking to about it you said to someone you were like the third episode of staircase is the best is top easily top three the best tv episode i've ever seen and then the fourth episode you said that about the fourth i think i meant the fourth episode okay because you kept saying three and then you were like the fourth episode. And I was like,

he's going to say this for every episode. That it's like the best episode on TV. I meant the fourth when I was saying that. Do you think it's better than any Breaking Bad? A few Breaking Bad episodes, yeah. I need to have sex with Walter White. I need to. But not the actor like Walter White. Yeah like heisenberg yes i need heisenberg could like literally break my back pre or post

heisenberg transformation oh post i'm not post nerd yeah he was like sad I'm like, oh, my life is so sad. I'm sad. I need a boss bae. I need a boss babe. Mr. White is a boss babe. I need him. I need him really bad. My anxiety toe is back. Your anxiety toe?

Oh, picking your toe? It's back in a very scary way. Ew, is it nasty? Is it like if you got in a pool right now and then got out after like an hour, it would look like disgusting? Yep. That's like the worst part of being a nail biter is like being at the pool with your friends. Because it shows. It shows.

It's so nasty. It shows. What else y'all want us to talk about, huh? I have bomb... Oh, wait. I can't say that. That is actually a good idea. I need to re-bleach my eyebrows,

but I don't know if I'm going to bleach my eyebrows again or keep them the way they are. I don't know. Guys, comment down below for me. Guys, let me know what I should do. I just keep... Every time I bleach my eyebrows eyebrows i burn the fuck out of my skin also i think i have skin cancer oh join the party i go to the dermatologist tomorrow morning so i'm gonna have her look at it even though i don't think that's like i'm going to her for my acne there's no way she's gonna know you're going

tomorrow morning yeah at 11 that's why i said one okay um and i oh my fucking nail just fell off ripped that shit off holy shit that hurt so bad but like also felt kind of nice um but i have like a freckle that is not the color of a freckle and it's not a freckle it's just a gray dot that appeared on my arm and i look at my arms a lot because i admire my freckles a lot and also i put lotion on my arms every single night and day um so this is brand new and i've never seen it i'm just gonna assume i got stabbed with a pencil when i was little and it's like lead yeah i stabbed you with a mechanical pencil in your sleep um why would you do that you don't have a mechanical pencil yeah i do i have a bunch and i do it to everybody i mark them like i mark my people i'm territorial oh okay yeah i was gonna say in a territorial way or like no in a territorial way all right um well my media is

the staircase um please stole that from me i said it was my media it was your media last week was it really yeah you talked about it last week because you had started it last week oh my god i dropped my nail um my media of the week also we both that's all we've been watching um my media of the week is then say the other things you've been watching my media of the week is The Staircase. And I will say if I love like true crime things, but this show is pretty gnarly. So please watch at your own. What's it called? Discretion. Yeah.

Discretion. Viewer discretion is heavily advised. The last episode, like the fourth episode, actually me up um in like a gnarly way that i've never experienced from i've only experienced like maybe twice in my life from movies and i don't like it's it's not something i would ever watch again this is not a show i would ever re-watch because it's really fucking gnarly um but yeah the fourth episode is really hard to watch so keep that in mind but it's a really good show and that fucking actress from hereditary that motherfucker her in her past life she did something i don't

know what she did sold her soul yeah she is like way too good at playing like the way she plays like it's i don't like it it's scary um and then do you want to do your visual media no i'll do it all at once okay um then my audio media honestly i don't even know what i've been listening to oh yeah i do i do um it's a rap by mariah carey it's all songs that i've said before but i'm like starting a new playlist of all the songs that make me happy because i need something to make me scream and like shout and like have fun drama by roy woods and drake what a fucking classic yeah yeah no need to pretend i couldn't tell if you were singing it or like just saying yeah like that um unhappy by outcast my baby janet jackson and shown by ball grease it grease it well i've been on like a really weird vibe um music wise

recently um and i've been listening to like all of apex twins like really weird fucking songs um like milkman and beetles uh those two are like hitting for me right now um milkman beetles in the carpet um yeah and then since we're on apexpex Twin, listen to Selected Ambient Works Volume 2. I think it's probably like one of the best, if not the best. Your favorite album from him? No, ambient album of all time. Oh, wow. I think it's like that and fuck, what's that other dude's name?

I think it's Brian Inu. Yeah, I was going to say, I love the, my favorite Ambient albums are literally Ambient 1 and 2 by Brian Inu and Harold Budd. Yeah, Ambient 1, Music for Airports. It's like the other like really, really great Ambient album. And then my visual media is NickE30 on YouTube. He's like this Fortnite YouTuber that I've been watching.

And I used to watch him back in like 2018 when I was like super into Fortnite. And like me and Jake would like talk about him. But like when I still lived in Texas and his videos are just so wholesome. And he like doesn't cuss in them. He makes it like a very big point not to cuss in his videos and i just think it's really cute um and his videos are wholesome yo i curse so much when i play fortnite you get mean i heard something last night i was like whoa you know what it is i hate when people tell me what to do when i'm already fucking doing it and that happens when i'm playing fortnite all the time because you can't see what someone's doing and when you're playing in like a

trio or a squad when i'm like help me help me help me and no one's helping me and but like it's like not even that like that i get it but um when i'm like already doing something or someone's like don't go too far and i'm like bitch i'm literally like around the world from you like that's you that's our trio's go-to it's like together stay together yeah and i'm like i'm literally here and also it pisses me off because everyone always leaves me like and i'm the one who's like chasing after everybody because nobody says like where they're going like when you're playing when i when we're playing i mark where i'm going i'm like we're going here and i mark it with the big spire every time i i do that too i'm always like i'm gonna go here and then bitches still want to be

like don't go far and i'm like i just told you where i was going because i need to get a gun yeah and it pisses me off that i can't i can't keep playing fortnight but i am going to play immediately when this camera turns off like i'm literally like i'm like itching for it i need it y'all need to stop commenting about me and fortnight on on tiktok because there was a tiktok that was on my timeline that i was like i've been away from my um my ps4 or something for like three hours now and i still want to play and i'm shaking because i haven't played fortnight in three hours comments were like and yeah and yeah and drew and yeah it's real It is so real. People see that and they're like, who the fuck is Enya and Drew? I know.

I know it pisses bitches off. Good. Because they're like, fuck those losers. And I'm like, you're mad. Good. Enya, the bitches are mad. You're mad. You're so mad.

You're mad. Look at us. Look at us. You're mad. Not you being mad. Oh, not you being mad over a name. Literally, you're mad as fuck. Oh, could it be me?

Could it be me? You're mad. That's literally, I'm just going to say suck my balls and you're mad as fuck that's literally i'm just gonna say suck my balls and you're mad now and like i love saying suck my balls i literally am always like suck my big fucking balls yeah bitch you're mad you're mad all right well well that's our media that's the episode i hope you enjoyed it um if you're still alive please leave a comment because i don't know if anybody's alive i don't think there's literally like don't think so i literally think i'm about to go log

on to fortnite and it's gonna say that's gonna take like an unannounced time to match make because there's no other human on earth literally all right bye Outro Music