Emergency Intercom - TikTok is a form of meditation

Episode Date: March 1, 2024

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a good thing bad. Oh my god, wait. You need to stop replying to yourself like that because you're not really saying anything. My brain can make a good thing go bad. Imagine how excited your brain would be if you read an actual good book. You get so excited to think what book uh hello i read 50 pages of infinite jazz no you read 50 shades of gray not 50 pages of infinite jazz

you're mixing the two up 50 shades of gray i have a feeling that our core audience are the kind of like people who are in high school watching 50 shades of or reading 50 shades of gray like i just know that because i was reading on my fucking ipod touching class yeah twilight 50 shades of gray um lolita it's giving lolita um well i think we need to talk about something this weekend i did something really amazing i don't hit that. I'm going to fucking hit you in the back of the head. You already have three times. Right at the top of your spinal cord so that everything collapses at once. You're going to hit my occipital lobe so I lose all function?

Something really exciting happened this weekend. Wait, did something really exciting happen? Please don't hit me. But I broke a record this weekend. We did something really exciting happen. Please don't hit me. But I broke a record this weekend. Oh fuck. And you broke a crazy record. If you can tell by my low energy

something awful happened. Guys it is the most insane thing you're about to see. I've broken a world record. Actually. I'm really nervous. It's giving like meth like that's what it's giving like it's giving methionic grande what i did but i did something i did cheat in this competition where it ended up what 19 hours and 25 minutes she literally literally 20 hours round that up that's 20 hours baby you had four and a half hours i got good timing on there you brushed your teeth and

that's the only time you weren't looking at your phone while i was awake no i was still looking at it i had tiktok playing while i was flossing and i would be flossing and then use my pink to keep i literally do that when i'm brushing my teeth and i have like wet hands after i washed my face it's like getting water all over my phone but like the same tiktok is playing for three minutes and so i like go to swipe it and a drop of water hits my screen and like follows the person comments some crazy shit then like likes the video like it's insane can I see your comment history how often does that

happen can you see comment history you actually can how do you do that let's see what I've commented I actually want to go through mine too because I sometimes will find random people wait how do you do it wait here you go to like the activity center and then it says comment center i'm gonna screen record but i'm just gonna screenshot a few because some of them are just

like me being a sweet like caring person and i just like don't think it's necessary to like brag about that so i'm gonna keep okay so my most recent one is i'm not a twink because someone called me and or inya my twink handler no i'm not a fucking twink bitch let's get one thing fucking let's get one thing fucking twink i'm not a twink you know what i'm trying to go for there we can figure this out together let's get one thing straight i'm no no no let's get one thing straight you're a twink no no no no no no no never never never never never never let's get one thing straight you're a twink no no no no no no never never never never never never let's get one thing twink I'm otter yes that's serious yeah but I'm straight I'm the first straight okay okay also drew I like can confirm this he is a born again straight

person I haven't been so long. He's just straight again. Guys, stop with all the comments. Only I'm allowed to make them. My comments are bunk as fuck also. You make bad comments? Literally, it's just like, love this Apex twin first, first, first. I've commented first three different times.

Literally, look. What's wrong with you four times there's i clocked first four times and it's not i'm never first and it's mainly on like fan accounts videos i said okay question mark question mark question mark on this and i said okay like i love commenting stuff like that on random tiktoks of people i literally don't know it's so fun somebody said i comment so much actually and i saw it two days later i said no oh i actually comment so much on shit like actually literally you are okay the thing is i i never realized that you the way you consume tiktok really scares me because you actually interact and you actually comment you actually like everything yeah you're a bot you are literally ai yeah and kai made such a good point i was like when i use tiktok i'm completely

useless and i have no thoughts in my brain at all and kai said well people train 30 years of their lives to not have or 30 years of their life to not have thoughts so maybe you're doing something right and i was like wait literally it is like meditation yeah my theory is that drain or drew's brain is as healthy as like the dalai lamaama. Exactly. And I have like similar ideals and values and people worship me in a very similar way. Mindfulness. Yeah. Complete.

No thoughts. No thoughts. And like I kind of eat in that way. Girl, what the hell are you looking at? I'm just amazed at where the human brain can go. Thank you. We've been saying that. For self reassurance when they are in

terrible danger yeah drew you're super delusional that's what i was gonna say but also no what are you switch up when a girl talks about it that's what you should serve my queen yeah oh my fucking god um but i was just thinking about how i've sat on this podcast and say that playing games and fortnight is basically a form of meditation so I really can't talk shit. No I was saying that. Oh yeah but okay like but your form of meditation is not fucking meditation. You're watching

like some of the most brain rot shit ever. I don't think TikTok is the same. And he's commenting I just know it's bubblegum pink. I see your comments. Yeah I go crazy in the comments. He goes crazy with the first first. Please tell me where this is from where's your shirt is crazy vibes um okay so i wrote this down this morning because i literally have nothing else to talk about and it's so fucking long um and it's kind of a new vibe like it's a new vibe for us for us, and I don't know how you're going to feel about it,

but I'm trying things. I'm trying things. I'm throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks. But, so this is titled The Human Body Exhibition. I literally, like, I can't stand you. Just no. I, I, I, I, I. No, okay, so, in China.

Wait, wait. I know when you say that it's about to be like the craziest shit no this is about to be the craziest thing you've ever unearthed on tiktok and somehow it's a tiktok with like maybe 40k views but you're the only real human who you are spot on like you have never been more right in your life like that is exactly what happened and i like drew is the tiktok reporter like we need to start a tv channel called the tiktok report but it's only facts not checked via google and just gone through drew it's kind of like a murder mystery like that's what this is it's like it's like wait wait okay this is an exhibit because i'm still confused as to where the human body exhibit is that what you're calling this because that's also we need to workshop that so there's this exhibition that goes around that um shows like human beings like literally like skinned and it shows like the musculature it shows like your veins and vessels and all that shit, your heart. And

it's like this thing where these humans that were once alive are on displayed and embalmed and processed. Yeah, it's real people. And it's there for literally everyone to see. And it's a vibe. I fully support it. I'm like, I need to see what's inside my body to be aware of it. Like, period. i hate seeing it because i know it stinks yeah it always it always like i literally can't see anything medical and know like i know it's hot and it stinks i don't like seeing the inside of the body being hot like it's so warm in there like it radiates heat and stench literally um so apparently the people at these exhibitions were hospital patients that passed away and gave consent or gave the rights away to be put on display for everyone

to see they either old age health issues like whatever it is um and like that's the tea but there's no proof of it like there's not like like actual proof what you going down the legal reasoning as to why it is morally acceptable that these dead bodies are being shown for science and you know and that's the tea like i need you to be a history teacher and talk like that. Well, no, aren't all history teachers gay with that? Yeah, literally my history teacher, I will never forget his outfits because he wore the tightest salmon trousers

I've ever seen on a human man. Salmon trousers? Yes, I think every morning he got them stitched to his body. They were so tight. That's unreal. Salmon. Yeah, they were like a salmon color.

Remember that era where men were wearing wearing like salmon salmon is gay he's metro he's metro sorry he's metrosexual um okay um this is where miss girl comes in um miss zhang um she is a news anchor in i think it's dalian dalian um it's like this part in china and she's like a very very a news anchor in, I think it's Dalian, Dalian, Dalian. It's like this part in China. And she's like a very, very popular news anchor. She's like the it girl. Like everybody loved her. She had no problems.

Like no one had any problems with her. She was beautiful. And people loved her. That's that. Well, if you go and look her up now all of the archives and all of the content from this news station of her is deleted they like completely eradicated it off the internet which is like insane right um where the fuck did it go where did all of this go um well in 1998 she would mysteriously go missing wait Wait, I'm eating this up right now.

I'm building tension. I'm going crazy. I'm kind of freaked out by you. I'm going crazy. I'm going crazy. You said you were scared of me last night. Because you scare me. Oh, my God.

We'll talk about that after. Oh, my God. But in 1998, oh, my God, she would mysteriously go missing. And her family was like, oh, like she's full term pregnant. Like she's like eight or nine months pregnant. Like where, or eight or seven or eight months pregnant. Like where is she? We need to find her.

But the craziest part about it is the baby daddy. They didn't know who the baby daddy was, but she knew. And her family, or someone knew and her family or someone knew and leaked this information, but the baby daddy was the mayor of the, I don't know how to fucking say it, Dalyan, Dalyan. Yeah, of the city.

Mayor of the city. I'm the mayor of the city. Okay, I lost my notes. Hold on. Oh my God. It literally got deleted. i'm not kidding how were you good in school um because i'm good at regurgitating information i don't actually learn it um okay let me get back to where i was um okay okay okay she was the mistress of the mayor

which is t which is t so she she was the girl does she end up in the exhibit is that where this is going yes um but no allegedly she was pregnant with her his baby um the story goes that the wife found out and was fucking pissed she was not happy obviously she was very unhappy that's so annoying let him like live and the last reported sightings of miss zhang she was at this hotel motel holiday in period the way uh she was at this like hotel motel vibe um and people were saying that she was like trying to self-harm but like no one actually saw it happen like i don't remember who reported that she was trying to self-harm, but it was like a very shaky. Yeah, it was a very shaky.

1986 Dumont. Yeah, literally. It was a very shaky, like, whatever end. What is it? What is that called? A very shaky, like, not loose end, but split end. It was a split end. Like it was a solid.

Lead, solid lead. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. We're we're coming back we're coming back we're bringing it back you know it's crazy because this is the longest time i've gone without interrupting you and this is insane yeah okay all right all right i'll find out we gotta get you on tv yeah wait i would eat i would eat um okay well anyways doesn't fucking matter she disappeared everyone just assumed she died they did not have the body they could not find the body and the family still to this day is searching for the body well the craziest part about all of this is that human exhibition opens up two years later and guess who fucking owns or okay so the factory is in the city

that she went missing in guess who fucking owns the factory the mayor the mayor's wife oh and which is t that found out and was really fucking pissed about all of this shit and everyone's like like started like looking into this because they were like wait what the fuck like this is like actually kind of crazy and then they look at all these bodies and they see that there's a body that matches her shape size the amount of time she was pregnant it's like seven or eight months pregnant the body that is on like um display which is crazy then years later a controversy comes out that um the bodies in the exhibition weren't actually from a hospital, that they were like Chinese prisoners that were, quote unquote, executed, which is also insane. So they weren't like they weren't like legal, nice gestures to sign.

And we don't. Yeah, exactly. They don't even know if they like signed up to be used, which is like absolutely insane. And obviously, let me find out my dead body is like prancing around on a tour that's what i'm saying that's crazy well the rumors came out the mayor was started started to be looked into the mayor um was like tried and sentenced on like crimes of corruption the wife went to jail for murdering her co-worker so she is literally a killer she killed that person and put her on display in this fucking factory like she's some weird psycho but then it started making me think about like like the people that like put on these human exhibitions and they like

literally just mutilate and like play with dead bodies all day i'm like oh you're a freak and like you're finding your outlet so you don't have to like go and kill other people and like rip them apart or they're people dedicated to science and learning like you are i'm not buying that um well that sounds like something that if i was a really really shitty screenwriter and director at peacock i'd be like i got my next big fucking hit like that's one of those stories that the simple human brain would be like. And they were made out of wax the whole time. And it was all a dream. Like that sounds like something somebody would be like I'm going to make this a movie just for it to be the worst movie ever because there's no way to make that story more interesting than it is just an interesting story.

Yeah, that's true. But did I eat? Like be honest. Yeah, you did. Thank you, Kai. You're in a calorie deficit for sure. But you ate, but not as much. You might starve if we don't get you some protein.

I ate, but I'm malnourished. Yeah, you're definitely in a calorie deficit. I did leave a lot. I didn't leave crumbs. I left crumbs, but they were bite-sized crumbs. They were enough for a leftover yeah you're talented and sexy thank you um well i decided i'm tired of being put down all the time okay can you tell me about it tell you what tell me like i'm sexy you're fucking sexy

thank you as you're begging for compliments that's so pathetic wow he doesn't have to beg me he just did i'm being put down again. I wanted to. You're sexy and you're. You don't even compliment him before he has to beg you. Like I say something mean and then he has to say your name and then you say something. But why don't you just jump in because you know I'm going to be a bitch. Drew, you're stupid. Drew, you're sexy.

You have a perfect penis. See, I gave you a good spot. You're welcome. Thank you, queen. Josie is staring at me like a freak in the hallway. He's so creepy. Josiah. How about this?

Josiah thought he had COVID and then he tested negative for two days. But when he thought he had COVID, he came back to our house and slept in quarantine at our fucking house. And what's even crazier is he slept in my bed three inches away from my face and I was telling Kai I wake up every single night in the middle of the night with Josiah breathing

in my fucking face and I wake up and I look at him and I like flip around like super angeredly and I'm like super pissed and like Josiah wakes up and does the same the other way

but we always like wake up in the middle of the night and like look at each other for like two seconds and then like we don't process it and then we just roll over and you're so lucky dude like I wish I wish that was my life I have like a doll

but it's not the same well you have a what is it like a twin bed so another person could sleep in there it's smaller than a twin bed oh it's a micro twin it's a crib you have a toddler mattress there that it's smaller than a twin bed oh it's a micro twin it's a crit it's taking a crib yeah you have a toddler mattress giving crib it's 9 to 12 month mattress yeah that mattress is thin

but it has a p-pad so that adds a little bit are you pissing yourself in your sleep yeah i do number three i love you wish adults still pissed the bed because that would be hella funny like fuck oh my god i'm gonna be late today because i pissed the bed and i wish it was like normalized in a way that start again you can text your homegirl and be like girl i'm literally gonna be late i fucking pissed the bed but i guess girls kind of have that because we just leak blood in our sheets but that's like more terrorizing to like the human i will say i do make girls laugh so hard that they piss themselves pretty often. So I don't know. I guess it's similar.

Okay. So if you've spent maybe like 12 hours with the total woman in your life, it's maybe like four. Two of those including family members, one being me, one someone else who you're probably holding hostage. Yeah. But you haven't made me piss from laughing. Well, the hostage thing. And I've seen your mom around you yeah it's the hostage

yes you're right my mom doesn't fuck with me but no actually we met Kai's mom and she was the sweetest it was such a vibe after the show she came up to me and spoke to me and I felt like I was speaking to an NPR host like she was so nice to me

I was like what the hell is happening? Well, she's so happy that you guys, like, take care of me. Like, I'm serious. She was like... I know. Who's going to change your piss pad on your bed if it's not us? I know. You guys got me off the streets, so...

You make it seem like... Guys like Azul, like, hiding under a dumpster can, and Nick was crying in the rain, and we found him and brought him in. He was hiding in the bushes waiting for us to move in here. He's the, oh, because he's the intruder. Okay, that makes sense. Because he was the intruder. He came in and he was like, damn.

Yeah, it's just crazy how I manifested this by breaking into your house. Well, I decided that I hate couples sitting on the same side of the table in restaurants and it literally shouldn't be allowed. I sit on the same side of the table in restaurants, and it literally shouldn't be allowed. I sit on the same side as my mom. This episode is brought to you by Samsung Galaxy. Ever captured a great night video only for it to be ruined by that one noisy talker? With Audio Erase on the new Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra, you can reduce or remove unwanted noise and relive your favorite moments without the distractions. And that's not all.

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Whatever you're into, it's on Prime. Why? That's Riz. Thank you. Why is that Riz? That's his mother. Thank you. It's platonic Riz. Why do you have to be so close to her?

I just love my mommy. Ew. My mommy. I feel that. I feel that. I'm sad as hell. But do you understand what I'm saying? Like, nothing makes me more uncomfortable than walking into a restaurant and there's

two random fucking freak strangers holding onto each other and just staring at you go through the restaurant. It's already enough that when you walk into a restaurant, people naturally just kind of like gaze around and you might be looked at. So you feel like you're being looked at but these two freaks who are like weirdly sexual right now are like staring at you it fucking freaks me out and i literally fucking hate it like also it's so inconvenient to me it's way more inconvenient to sit next to someone and have to like turn your head the whole time than to just sit across the table also are

you guys cheating on your significant other why do you have to be so close in a public space like you can go home after this you can go to your house and like be all over each other you don't have to do that in public yeah it's um i think it's cute personally a little cute but when it's creepy it's creepy when their backs are faced towards everyone else like if they're sitting up against the wall and they are looking out no that's what i mean that slide but if their backs are facing towards everybody i'm like y'all are up to no good like this is creepy i feel the complete opposite i don't want to see the face of the perpetrator like i want their backs to be to me but i feel like couples who do it always have their faces facing the whole fucking restaurant like they're trying to prove a point they're trying to rub it in my

face yeah i mean i don't kai's a false flag like i don't feel like insecure they're trying to kai's a crisis actor y'all watch out for kai's crisis actor arc like a false flag i don't i think i don't like it because i'm like an artist. I just don't like the asymmetry of it You know, it's like unbalanced. That's actually really interesting. Yeah, I just take aesthetic super seriously So it's like please just use a creative in you. Yeah Well, I don't like it because I'm very bitter and I don't like to see a man and a woman being happy because I know That he's gonna what if it was two women? Then I'm sitting right across from them and i'm staring i'm fingering them i'm like i'm

like hello is there space for a third i love this vibe no it's specifically i'm sorry it's specifically when it's a man and a woman it freaks me out but you know what i actually never see gay couples doing that i've never once seen a gay couple do that but like maybe i just haven't seen it but it's only fucking straight couples and usually the man is so ugly it pisses me off but i'll stop talking about it that's my story we went and saw the whiz um with my parents and it was a fucking vibe and i thought they reanimated michael jackson but they didn't yeah Yeah, no, it was hologram. It was just hologram. The Tin Man was hot, y'all.

Like, seriously, go watch The Wiz if you're in LA because The Tin Man is sexy and everybody in the crowd thought it because he got the most cheering I've ever heard. The roar the crowd erupted into when he did his bow was absurd. The Scarecrow was quite literally probably the most talented person i have ever i've never seen someone have voice control like that ever in my life i didn't even know it was possible to be able to make sounds like that like the tin man was just like a vibe and like was funny he was like actually he was really good though um like literally like so everyone was

like incredible the only person that i did not fuck with was the whiz himself but my dad was telling me that and before the play went on they announced that it's like the second string guy and everybody groaned and moaned like and because he was second string and like you could feel it like everybody was like like it was like some of the best singing i've ever seen in a musical or in a live play ever like everybody was on and then like the whiz came around and like i was so excited to meet the whiz because i was like oh this is like they've been building him up the whole time and he just didn't deliver like i thought he did don't get me wrong he turned that shit out and he killed

and it might have just been the playwriting in general but like um that fucking play was lit that play was fucking lit i mean usually i don't like musicals because they freak me out because i can't watch musicals without staring at the people and they actually freak me out because it's like watching tv but they're here and it feels so weird and it feels like they don't know i'm here and like it it just freaks me out. Like it genuinely gives me the weirdest feeling ever. They turn into television every single time I'm watching a play. Like it literally becomes like a TV screen or an iPhone screen. And it's like so fucking creepy.

But what gets me every fucking time, it's when I'm at concerts. It's when I'm at plays. It's when I'm at movies. It's like seeing the back of like hundreds of people's heads and like they're still like it makes me feel so eerie and that was making me feel so weird too but keep going sorry i like had to disagree with that no literally you're good it makes me feel so like bizarre and like like it it gives me like such like a primal, like I'm insidious feeling. I'm like, what the hell?

Also, it was freaking me out because it's a musical and not a single soul was moving around. And then I was freaked out because I was like, are they purposefully staying still? Because I cannot stay still because the songs were fucking lit. And I couldn't stay still. And then I was like, oh my God, are people seeing me and thinking I'm trying to show off and like that I like it was like more than them and i was freaking out and then i would make myself stay i had the exact same dialogue in my head and there's something wrong with us because that's not normal thoughts because we do it at concerts too like at concerts if i'm having too much fun i'll have a moment where i'm like oh my god somebody's gonna think that i'm trying to show off that i like think i

like the artists more than them and like that i think i'm cooler than them and i'm just gonna stand still but then when i'm standing so I'm like oh my god They're gonna think I'm being like too cool, and I don't give a fuck and I should kill myself, and I need to move It's probably because we're like narcissists. Oh yeah, and we think everybody's looking at us like that is like probably I bet some well you know what it is. It's more because I'm looking at everyone all the time Yeah, I think that's more what it is because i don't think it's not coming from a place but i guess you can still be narcissistic without like a fame aspect of it but it's not from a place where i'm like oh somebody who knows me is gonna see me it's

literally because i am constantly eavesdropping staring being nosy watching the fuck out of everybody so i can only assume people there are other people who do the same um and then i get fearful of my own actions which is staring at people and judging them so maybe i need to do some internal work but that's the fun of life like what the fuck what's the point of going to a restaurant and not listening to the people next to me there's actually no other reason there's literally no other reason to go to a restaurant than to eavesdrop because we've had every single conversation ever that's possible like yeah we just now have to hear other other people's takes on the

conversations that we've already had we need to add something to the water because there hasn't been enough like fights at restaurants and like arguments at restaurants the water's making the frogs gay are you a frog is that what it did it to you yeah it was a joke like obviously yeah i he needs to not be so sensitive i said that i was actually like oh it's good that he walked out because it's inappropriate for her to say that to you and i'm a beautiful soul no he didn't say that okay actually he said you have a beautiful hole oh wow you like that yes actually yeah it's like a little i was it's like a knot in the balloon ew those are my hemorrhoids guy um okay i am a targeted individual oh my like i some like i don't know if you're actually back to that but i don't think we can live together if you're gonna go back

and that was the hardest five months of my fucking life. Being gang stalked. And I thought it was a joke at first. And then I came home one night. It was after our show. And I was laying in bed with Josh. And the service on my phone goes out. Tell me why my phone was EMP'd. And it went without service for six hours.

No, you need to pay your phone bill to have service that's probably what was happening no at&t literally did get shut down and it was scaring the fuck out of me i was like wait that's actually like really really scary that it can just happen randomly yeah like i always knew it was but i like never thought it was actually gonna happen but i was like always aware that it could happen, but what the fuck? Like that's the AT&T appage. They figure out how that happened or why? I don't know yet. Like I don't think so.

I think it's because you guys were being so political during the show that the government actually just like stopped you. Oh, okay. What did we say though at the show? Talking about squirting or something. Oh, okay, yeah. Squirting and pissing.

No, it was really creepy. I wonder if it's also there was just an overload of users on the network and then they were just shut down

because of that. It was so late though. Yeah. It was so late. But maybe everyone all at once saw the same video from Who the Fuck

Did I Marry? And everybody was on their phone using their data to watch that series on TikTok. What the fuck is the cats? Hey, Drew, what were you watching?

You said, this better not become What the Fuck is the Cats? It was like that social media sleuth documentary on Idaho 4. Wait, Dream Scenario? No.

No, it was like the Idaho 4 sleuth. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We were watching this, which we never finished it because it was confusing me because I couldn't tell if it was commentary on internet sleuths or it was just literally internet sleuths got a documentary um but we were watching that and drew was like this better not become what the fuck is cats and we were like what are you talking about and i was like do you mean don't fuck with cats and he's like yeah same thing oh what the fuck is cats that's like when we were all talking about going to see um what is it talk to me yeah talk to the hand and he was like we should go watch

talk to the hand and then we were like what are you talking about and then he was like take the hand it's take the hand and he kept calling take my hand he kept calling talk to me like eight million things take my hand now feel calling talk to me like 8 million things take my hand now feel but now I feel like I don't know the name of that movie

and I feel like I'm getting it wrong it's talk to me no it's talk to me yeah yeah yeah wait have you seen the thing that if there's a solar flare

like all electronics will just turn off what is like the biggest cons of that other than the fact that we won't have a job anymore it's like planes falling out of the sky and like people that are in hospitals

it will be borderline i guess they will fall out of the sky because it'll be borderline impossible for them to navigate landing oh that was the scariest thing to ever happen i literally felt like a plane crashed into our house literally thought i got shot i literally felt like a plane crashed into oh my god actually guys i haven't been watching any murder mysteries or any plane crash videos for like a month straight like actually a little more than a month i've not watched anything about murder or plane crashes in a long time and my whole timeline on youtube now is just evan and cait, which is a resin channel, a bunch of wood carving channels,

and then Prospering, who does Fortnite. When are you going to get into whittling? Wood? Wood carving channels, okay. I know, that's what I'm saying. What? Hmm. Nothing.

Hmm, okay. What is that? Are y'all making it a sexual thing? No. No. Okay. This is that? Are you all making it a sexual thing? No. No. Okay. This is interesting. I just want to start with her.

Interesting. In her, in her ass. I guess. It's just gay. Yeah. It's just very gay. I know. This year I was like, I want to learn how to play the left.

See the tower. I'm sorry. But also drew. I'm just me. Dude. I'm sorry. But drew's like a psycho yeah he's a psycho like he literally set that up he told me that he was gonna set that up and then so believably acted scared when it happened did he actually yes and he didn't like let on to it at all and he just scared you he scared the shit out of you and then just looked at me okay well now what he's a monster no i'm a genius you are a genius it was just like this little guy because i knew it's gonna get clipped it's gonna get posted and it's gonna go viral you sound like we're going viral you're like we're going viral guys we are fucking going guys

we're going viral you're so smart You're like Twink Megamind. Oh. You can't say that word. When it comes out of your mouth, it sounds great. Yeah, yeah. It's bad. I shouldn't say shit like that. It's like Issy.

Twink death. Snapchat me to Issy. Twink death. I'm experiencing Twink death. I tried to play Roblox last night, and I just couldn't get it set up, and I was so fucking mad, and that's it. Did we ever get into it no because i couldn't access like the account on my iphone because i'm gonna play on ps5 and i haven't been able to go

to work on um contraband police because the setup is so uncomfortable oh wow we've been doing this thing where we get into random rooms on fortnight and ones that have like audio and what is it called? Proximity chat. We get into ones with proximity chat and we just start talking and we'll have Drew do this voice. Hello. If anybody calls him gay I'm like I'm literally his girlfriend. I'm right here.

Stop fucking saying that about him. Save a horse, ride a cowboy. And I'm the cowboy. Yesterday was making me and josiah almost piss ourselves what were they even saying back to you i like can't remember they were literally just being homophobic they were being crazy i'm sorry it is actually terrifying what people say under an anonymity um it is actually fucking terrifying i mean we see it in comments and all that shit all the time but when it is young people using their voice to say crazy shit it freaks me out but then i'm like these are

literally literally kids so in their head this is their fucking eight like a lot of these people online are so fucking young and it freaks me out because also they'll be screaming into the mic and i'm very confused where the fuck are your parents yeah like actually i don't understand if my parents heard me talking like that they would beat my ass exactly that night was like the most eye-opening thing i've ever experienced in my life when we were playing like that fortnight match what was it called like prop hunt was yeah prop hunt yes uh we were playing prop hunt and we hopped into this lobby and like the way these like 8 to twelve year old boys were behaving was like absolutely

insane it wasn't like modern warfare 2 call of duty era insane like it was like a whole other beast a whole other level so evil it was it was actually sinister it was making me like literally sad i know it killed all of our nights like we got in there and at first it was funny. We were like, Drew's doing his voice and I was talking and then they were just being like really sexist to me. So then I started to like back up and let Drew and Josie talk because I literally couldn't even say anything funny because they were like, get in the kitchen, get in the kitchen. I was like, bro, you are so funny.

And we were in a grocery. They ate your ass up actually. We were playing prop hunt in a grocery store and the kid was like, get in the kitchen, get in a grocery. They ate your ass up, actually. We were playing prop hunt in a grocery store. And the kid was like, get in the kitchen, get in the kitchen. And he was like, wait, actually, you're in the grocery store, the other place you belong. Yeah, and I was like, damn. And then I literally stopped talking because I felt like I got my ass chewed out. But later on, they kept being, they were actually being so sinister and evil.

And I don't know, maybe this has always been a thing with young people. I don't want to sound old as fuck and be like but no generation is like whatever kids are always evil kids are fucking evil like we all know that whatever and hopefully they grow and they learn and they become normal but they were being so fucking evil that it shifted everyone's mood all of us went from being like funny trolling these kids who were being rude we were just trolling them not in a sinister way but just like Drew doing a voice and me being like, hello, like us saying basically nothing. I mean, you did say you had their IP address and that you were coming. Okay, I was getting there. I was getting there. But I only did this and I will stand by it because

yes, they are kids. And yes, I scared the fuck out of them. But they were saying some of the gnarliest shit I've ever heard come out of someone's mouth in a very long time so i was like all right i'm gonna teach y'all a lesson because they wouldn't let me talk in my normal voice so i just got really close to the mic and i was like i see everything i see everything i know where you are and i know where you live and i see that you're on a ps5 what did you get your ps5 for christmas i know you got it for christmas and i know your mom worked hard to get the ps5 for you and i just kept doing this just describing traits that like somehow all of them landed and like these kids were like oh i already know you have pc and i know that you waited so long to get it because

they were all sold out for so long and i just like kept saying very blanket statements but it was connecting to all of them and they were all like eight so they were like oh my god and then they all started freaking out they were scurry it we need her. We need to leave. We need to leave now. We need to leave. And then they were like, dude, she's being creepy. Like, block her, please. And then you were like, I'm inside your PlayStation. You can't get rid of me.

And they were like, literally. I was like, I'm looking around at your files. I see how much time you've played every game. Wow, you play Call of Duty a lot. You should go back outside. And I, like, just kept saying creepy things. And then, like, the one evil fucking kid who was actually so scary got so scared that he left like he tried to make a joke to me and like be like nasty he was like oh you can't even

see my computer because i came all over it and i was like and i got like hi jim he like said the grossest thing ever and i was like i already told your mom about that she's coming into your room in the next five minutes you better hurry up and get all that cleaned up. Like I said something like that, like in a really sinister voice. And then he was like, what the fuck? And then just got off because he got really scared of me. He was creeped out. And all of them got scared of me. And I hope they learned their lesson to not get online and say fucking scary, nasty things to a woman.

Because I'll kill a kid. That makes me so fucking angry. Oh, baby. Yeah, I love it. Oh, wait. During that one, Drew got on and they were making fun of me for being a girl. And they were like, shut up, Ego. Fuck you.

Fuck you. Like all this crazy shit to me. And then Drew got on on a different on his computer. It was like, oh, hi. I see a sexy girl's in here. A sexy girl. And we just started like flirting. Like I was like rizzing her. And they were like, wait, what? Like, I can a sexy girl's in here. A sexy girl. And we just started like- Flirting. Like I was like rizzing her

and they were like, wait, what? Like, I can't believe this is happening. They were like, bro, he's gay. And I was like, no, he's not. You guys are just kids. You don't understand how real men talk. I'm not. I love rizzing women.

And that was our story. I'm the rizzler. I haven't been on one of those. I haven't been on Prop Hut since then though because it actually jarred me. Like it freaked me out. No. Right. Oh my God, wait. My parents are, I didn't been on one of those. I haven't been on prop hut since then, though, because it actually jarred me. Like, it freaked me out. No. Right.

Oh, my God. Wait. My parents are. I didn't tell you this. My parents are actually accidentally, literally in a movie or a TV show. Like, accidentally, fully. After the show, I was, like, driving them to the hotel that they were staying at. It's, like, right up the street from us.

And it's on Main Road. And I was, like, it was, like, kind like kind of late obviously and it sounds like i'm making this up it sounds like i'm literally fucking lying but i'm being dead serious and like actually i have videos of it as proof and like there's like now i don't trust you because kai's lying so i'm like are you making up another lie that you told kai you were gonna tell me no no no no it's real because i'm not like you i don't spend time taking it's real it's real it's real but um so the street was shut down but it wasn't shut down by belize it was like shut down by like people wearing like green vests and i was like what the fuck and they would just like they didn't say a word they just like sent me this way and i was like oh fuck there must be like a bad car

crash so like i went around up a street to because i had to go where the street was closed down to get to the hotel. I drive up this side street and the guy's like, stop, stop. You listened to him? Yeah. You left another man? No, I literally was pissed off. I was like, what? At least tell me why I can't go because I can't go anywhere else.

The hotel is right there. He's like, oh, we're filming, we're filming, we're filming. Then I got a video of them filming and was like a race scene in a movie. And you can see like the camera over there. And like, those are all like fake cars. And then they like turn around, there's all the filming crew and stuff. But yeah, they were like, actually filming a movie. And then they let me through and I drove through the film set which is like kind of crazy because it was like hunt like million dollar cameras lining you should just hyper like driven into all of that's literally like i was like i'm gonna just park here until they pay me 50 to leave because like there's that thing legally yeah they can't yeah

yeah and there's this thing that people like like make a living off of with they have a motorcycle they go to and find movie sets and just sit outside the movie set revving the engine and making as loud, as much sound as possible. And then they're like, give me 50 bucks and I'll leave. And they just dip because you're allowed to do that. Legally allowed to do that. But anyways.

I'm gonna do that, but record a self tape for their shooting and just get a big projector and play it outside and be like I won't even see you put me in the movie that's a good idea actually anyways we drove through the set I dropped them off well I told them to just like hang out downstairs and just kind of watch

it go down because I've never seen this in LA this is crazy this is awesome this is like a once in a lifetime experience and they were just chilling there and then they heard action and like every the car started driving the people on like every person on the sidewalk they thought were was watching it, but they were extras and they started walking and my parents were just like standing on the sidewalk. And then like, they said cut. And like, that's a wrap. And they wrapped the scene and they in the last scene, my parents were just standing on the sidewalk and an actor came up to them and was like, you do realize you're going to be in a TV show. I hope you're ready to be in a TV show or a movie. And my parents were like, what?

And then they were cold and so they left. I hope you're ready for your whole life to see. I know, they're having their extra day view. Except they did free labor and didn't get paid, so they're going to sue. Oh, that's a good way to do it. Yeah, I mean, instead of just being grateful for being a part of something magical,

which is probably like what?'s anatomy period but no they were there was something like very high budget though like i don't they didn't ask and like i couldn't ask anybody but like i wanted them to ask the actor so bad but they were too scared to but they were filming a lot around la because they were filming on uh san vincenetti or however you say that yeah they were filming on that street and they were they're always filming on like wilshire and shit um i was thinking it was like it was giving netflix though like i don't know what it was it was giving anya taylor joy i just can't say shit without getting laughed at by Kai. No, it's funny.

Well, because he has a crush on you, so he's bullying you. It's like a child. Yeah. Because he's so underdeveloped. I am. Yeah. I'm super immature. Guys, I'm going to be opening the Versace show, so make sure you watch it.

This is filmed ahead of time. And I'm actually, while you're watching this, I'm in Italy right now. And I'm really nervous. No, you're not. I'm in Italy right now and I'm really nervous no I'm not kidding I'm not kidding show me no I was I signed an NDA I'm not allowed to show you JLo's gonna be performing too I'm so confused no you're not she's performing her whole movie and then I come out I'm the I'm the opening look so it's a big it's a big deal for Donatella Versace Vers Donatella Versace. Versace. Wait, why don't you comment that

on a video of Bella being really serious? She just commented that. Bella announcing her Lyme disease or some shit and she just said, Donatella Versace. Some really heartfelt message. And she does it unironically maybe it's like a thing how some people like genuinely believe that their name takes on new meaning because they've made

such good art and she's like she'll know what this means and maybe bella was like oh my god that was the most beautiful thing anybody's ever said to me it is like the vibe though like i think that's what it is it's like a signature it's like i'm here for you like i'm thinking of you like that's what it is for her but it just looks insane like imagine me commenting drew phillips under like your pose like it's like doesn't it does not read the same like it doesn't read well for some reason donatella versace sounds way more heartfelt but i think it's because it's like an ital name, than Drew Phillips. Yeah, Drew Phillips eats way more, huh? It does. No, it doesn't.

You have the perfect name for a guy. Thank you. See, I was thinking the same thing about you, Kai. Kai Newman. I guess I've never thought about it, but thank you. You have the weirdest last name I've ever heard in my life. I've never heard that. You've never heard the name Newman? There you. You have the weirdest last name I've ever heard in my life.

Why? I've never heard that. You've never heard the name Newman? There's multiple celebrities with the last name Newman. Because he's a new man. Paul Newman, Randy Newman. I don't know any of these. Randy Newman made the Toy Story soundtrack.

Paul Newman isn't... Who's Paul Newman? He has a pasta sauce. He has a pasta sauce. Okay. That sounds fake. We're using celebrity very loosely. You don't know about Newman's own, the whole brand. They have Oreos that are very mid.

Do you know about that? Yeah. So basically, the Newman name doesn't have the best legacy other than the Toy Story soundtrack. It does have a... Dude, Randy Newman... But you're getting there. You are getting there. I'm lit.

We're going to take you there. Yeah. Randy Newman is lit. Randy Newman is very lit. Have you ever heard of the legacy that Umanzor has? We're tapped in. I don't think there's any other famous person with that. Oh my God.

Wow. I was crazy. Have you heard of the Phillips legacy? We design TVs, refrigerators. That's all me, baby. That's all me. Yeah, me and Kai are underdogs. Idogs i'm actually signing with you now yeah i'm a nepo baby yeah i know man i fucking know your parents are in fucking tv shows i actually oh you have a meeting yeah damn it like literally right now oh um some people don't take this job seriously like i put this as a priority before everything

else like i'm literally supposed to be in italy right now and i have this no i fucked it up because i slept in because i stayed up till 6 a.m watching prospering kill it on fortnight and it was amazing and also yesterday i worked out and i actually feel like my muscles were attached by velcros and you know how if you don't go like this and you rip it this way it takes longer for the velcro to rip off i feel like somebody did that to my arms and my abs oh they're sore oh yeah we did josiah's like famous ab workout yesterday together oh we'll insert the video what do you guys think y'all it's pretty good right it's pretty lit like you're acting like you they saw the video already? What is this called? It's like Russian something.

Oh. Oh my God. Oh wow. Was that you? Are you serious? Yes, he kept having these wet, nasty farts at the gym. And he claimed they're not wet. Dude, we gotta tighten that up. And he keeps claiming they're not wet,

but I know he's sweating his little fucking ass off. I actually wasn't sweating. I actually wasn't sweating. They were not wet. I bet there was mist that came off. And also, you have to show the other video. If you got it on video, there was one where he was like, oh, I think I'm going to fart again.

So like, let's do that again. So we all started working out. And he clenched his whole face like he shook trying to fart okay i looked at him i was like did you look like did he look like he was gonna shit himself no one's not going in there that's embarrassing also i'm i'm just gonna humble myself and let that video get put in the podcast even though i look like shit in it but just know that i have my bad days too we'll add a beauty filter yeah add the bold glamour like let's add bold glamour we'll make you really beautiful let's add bold glamour with like a hair down effect so like you know when like people add

fake hair in it like you can see your face through and it glitches through i want that for that should we add this selfie of me i hate that picture of you i think it's actually really good okay also i'll explain why you scare me oh Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Drew, you don't scare me the way any human who had to live with you would be scared because I know you so well. But you have the oddest survival instincts of any human I've ever met in my life. Because Drew will hang around for a few minutes and be kind of silent and not really be in a mood. But like, he's not in a bad mood, but he's not like very chipper and he's not adding to it.

He kind of just like hanging around. If he doesn't get what he wants from the situation, he will just disappear into his room for like an hour. And then me and Josiah will be like, is he mad at us? Like, whatever, don't bother him. Just like let him go to his room. And then he'll come back out and like survey the room again, come come into the kitchen eat a few snacks and then get like a sudden sugar rush come into

the room ignore what we're saying we could be having a full conversation and he'll just come in and be like and then we're like what and then he's like oh my god you guys fucking hate me come back into the kitchen eat more snacks stand in the like doorway and keep saying things until he gets our attention and then he gets our attention keeps it for like 10 minutes doesn't say anything we'll start singing and be like was that good and we're like no and then he's like okay fuck you guys that's why i'm going back to my room but really what's happening is he's getting like a very sudden sugar spike dropping down and then being like i'm going back to my room and then go back to your room i have a very different reality a very different um sometimes the vibes yeah sometimes the vibes aren't fully there for me not because y'all are being mean or anything i'm just like oh i don't have the energy

to like partake in this conversation i'm gonna go lay on my phone like period like that's it then i come back out i survey the vibes again and i'm like okay the vibes are here like let's turn up like i'm down to do but half the time it's y'all fucking playing fortnight together and i'm like i don't play fortnight so i'm like girl i'm gonna go play my iphone and do that and we're bonding you could take that moment to be like i'm gonna play with them and bond it's just not it's not that fun to me anymore like i try i'd really try to like it's fun when i win but it's not fun when i don't win drew has like epigenetic only child genes yeah i remember when we were in texas i don't know we like got back pretty late from that basketball game but like i was in bed and drew like was like i'm so tired i have to go to

bed and like 20 minutes later like the door creaks open and i'm like you can come in and then he comes in and starts like jumping on the bed and like literally like no he dances around the room for an hour like a little clown and we made like i don't know like 14 tick tocks we'll insert it and then he like passed out. Life happens fast. And if you don't stop and smell the rose on storm, it'll fly right past you.

And that's why dude he literally gets like pre-bed zoomies like it is actually insane um fine i'll just stop doing that we're not saying i'll just stop being me since it's such a hard actually for you. You know what? Actually, that is what I was hoping for this conversation. Thank you. I'm glad that you're the kind of person that can hear us out. I'll change for you.

And become different. I'll change for you. Yeah. I just don't like who you are anymore. Yeah. Something's different. Something is different. Something has shifted.

No, but yesterday we were all sitting in the room because we were working on things. And me and Drew were sitting there like in this meeting, like just working. And I'm fully tapped in working. And Drew suddenly just goes from working and gets up and starts walking around the room and is like singing and stuff. And he's like, where's everyone's energy? Like when I'm up, everyone else is down. This always happens. And I was like, girl, because you literally are so fucking weird he was like what okay fine whatever and then he did the same thing

he left and he's like i'm just gonna go to my room but then he came back because i think he went to his bed and had too much energy to just be laying down and he wanted to know i wanted to work i was like trying to work like not enough people are working anymore that's how i feel too um and that's the story after dinner um or after the show we didn't talk about the show at all we did a show in la and we didn't like publicize it um at all but we did like a live podcast it was a fucking vibe it went great it was super funny and goofy sorry we didn't tell you about it it just sold out before we could announce it to the public um sorry not sorry we're so famous and lit like people want to be us and people want to be me be me i feel like crazy we're easy we're easy all right let's get into some media we watched dream scenario and i really liked it it was cool it was cool it was a vibe but also um it was wait no no i'm thinking of

something else we finished um all nine episodes of the love is blind the new love is blind season we watched inya had already watched them i watched six episodes in one day and you watched it for this yeah for the second time she watched the exact same episodes i stayed up all night till 6 a.m binged it and then woke up and was like jerry you need to catch up and watch it all over again so i spent 24 hours watching love is blind and you collect that 19 hours and 25 minutes i've been working hard some of y'all aren't fucking working hard you've been like running up that screen time a little bit i'm so sad i think i'm gonna hit some well buterin soon guys i'm 25 some welly some welly yeah the brain is developed the brain some welly need some zo need some law zo zo zo um but

yeah i've been detaching from my reality and really getting in on my screen time because i have no motivation to get out of bed and And I was thinking about that today because I was like, damn, dude, sleeping in used to be so awesome, even when I was a depressed teenager, because I was like, I don't give a fuck. I want to sleep my life away. But now that I'm 25, that is not a vibe. And I'm like, oh, my God, I'm so depressed and I don't reason to be sad but i was just born with awful brain chemistry and nothing will make it better even though i have so much love and success and amazing things in my life and i just feel so ungrateful and awful um but it's okay because then the summertime comes around i'm like guys oh my god what that was so crazy i felt like that that was weird um but then even in the summertime sometimes at night i stay up way too late and then i think about my life and i'm back to where i started but it's okay right you need an anti-psychotic you need to go to fucking prison because you're freaking me out bitch oh i was gonna say because what you do because yesterday josie was like oh do i scare you when you get high and i was like no

you don't scare me you because josie tries to scare me when I'm high. Like he'll do a creepy voice or something. I'm like, you just look stupid because I have like the magnifying glasses that an edible gives me. And I'm like, you are just such a person right now. It's freaking me out. That's what freaks me out.

But he's just like a little brother. You scare me because when I'm high and you disappear to your room for an hour and in my head, I'm like, oh, he went to sleep. But then you just reanimate into my life. And then I have to like re-download this person. And you bring me out because sometimes you will come into the room and you won't say anything.

And then I'm just too high. And I'm like, is he mad? Like what is happening? But then you'll reintegrate and it's normal. But I get scared because I always think you go to sleep because it's like 4 a.m. And I'm like, that's what happened last night. I thought you went to sleep, but then you came back.m and i'm like that's what happened last night i thought you went to sleep and then you came back out we win um last night after the gym like me and josie

were sitting on the couch for like a minute alone just us and josh went to sleep and you had headed to your room at the same time so i was like oh maybe he went to sleep but then you came back out um and i was like he's still here well i've i've been i've been trying to spend more time with y'all because it's a very big point of contention because you bring it up a lot you're like true you're yeah because i don't like that you're in your room a lot i feel like my boyfriend is you should come hang out in my room and like we should parallel play well i use actually we do no that's the problem is it's like when a cat does something and you just like start rewarding it for its behavior because me and

josie have started going to Drew's room and sitting in bed with him. And it worked. But all it does is make him go to sleep because he gets to have his fun in bed and he falls asleep and he's like, I'm not asleep, I'm not asleep, I'm not asleep. And we're talking to him and he's not responsive. And we're like, okay, I guess we're just like, we got comfy here for no reason

because we've been here for five minutes and now he's not. This is what I've been saying. It is actually so difficult being a desirable person because i can't have time to myself i'm gonna plan with josie for us to ignore you for like three days straight so you that you would literally watch me like deteriorate and then kill myself like i would run oh you're so sexy. Okay. Drew Psyhop Corner. Guys. Wait, I didn't read any of these yet. Hold on. Let me look at them.

Oh, did you guys do media already? No, I'm going to do it after Psyhop Corner. I just said dream scenario. Okay. Okay. Today I and then but she okay today I and then but she plus and I wasn't and it wasn't and everyone was and so also they

the thing is I couldn't tell if you were really fucking up reading out loud or if you were reading something that's my favorite thing to do when we troll is yesterday somebody like guys are just such fucking pervs and nasty and stupid but i found the perfect way to troll guys who are being like nasty pervs on fortnite and shit because they'll be like uh they'll be like oh my dick my dick and

then i just go what and then i just make them say it so much and i i'm not kidding they always will repeat it upwards of 10 times before they realize that I've just made them like repeat is it pink 10 times and then they're like okay fuck you and I'm like what I literally can't hear you can you please say it again and they're like no you're fucking with me and I'm like no I'm not I'm just curious but yeah

yeah I heard you doing that last night that was a vibe screenshots don't scare me. Bitch, I'm still going to lie. I think I might have read this one. Y'all love skinny guys until you slap their ass and it sounds like a screenshot. No, you've never read that.

Dude, my favorite thing ever will be Orion. There was a firework that a firework that went off in the distance and on citizen she was like y'all god just took a screenshot i'm scared um men in their 30s love film so much they start dating a 24 year old right shout out nina shout out jacqueline uh shout out monica and then this one y'all we read this monica lewinsky submitted a yeah it was oh my god monica lewinsky doll on that blouse okay we read this one and we were like oh like this is a banger because i think tara you made this up and if you did you fucking ate boots here I'll let you read it

you're scared? no no no I just how y'all got stank breath but only wear thongs bitch you're flossing the wrong hole I love that one like that one ate oh my god this one's crazy my dog ate my dildo time to take it to pound town

you're going to prison what the fuck some of you literally are crazy to pound town. You're going to prison. What the fuck? Some of you literally are crazy. It's always the ugliest couples that say they're looking for a third. Be thankful you have each other. That's funny. Well, that was Drew's funny. Okay. Well, that was Drew's sign-off. And then my music is...

Icon Killer, Meta Room. Clue 7, Mad Lib. Ooh, that's a good one. You're, like, shocked. The Free Design by Serial Lab and The Coldest Night of the Year, Twice as Much. And Basti. Sit Goat, Sheath, Keith, Oceanic Feeling, Molly Lewis, and Circles Taurus. Wow.

Oh, at the live show, we were like, do y'all even fucking care about media? Because I literally, I don't know if y'all care. I feel like by this point, all the views drop off. Yeah, but that the show they screened. But then I was like, also y'all are like physically here. So you actually enjoy listening to us. You have to say this. Yeah, you have to.

You've invested too much time into us for you not to like us. Okay, that was the episode. Thanks for watching guys. I won't be here next week. Unless you all like go and like and comment on my last post. Share this. Unless you guys like just blow my eye.

Can you care about us a little bit? All right, bye. Outro Music Bye.