Emergency Intercom - We Are Still Lost.. with Josiah
Episode Date: November 26, 2021We are still on the run but ran into our longtime friend Josiah.... or at least it feels like we've known him forever. We talk about Field Trip, the S word (wink), and how we met this freak of nature!... Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzor Follow Drew on Insta: @DrewPhillips09 To listen to the podcast on YouTube: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercomPodYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hey Spotify, this is Javi.
My biggest passion is music.
And it's not just sounds and instruments.
It's more than that to me.
It's a world full of harmonies with chillers.
From streaming to shopping, of Emergency Intercom.
It's Emergency Intercom.
You're going to be our first fucking guest and you're not going to get it right.
Well, just I as our first guest.
I don't watch y'all's fucking podcast.
They don't even have a mic for me this time so okay that's not our
fault well if you wanted to be a guest so bad why don't you buy a mic yeah you
should have brought your own mic and interface and then maybe that would have
where you guys were acting like this five minutes ago before the camera was
rolling something really changed once the camera energy is different out here
the energy has shifted it yeah the true you show out here it's once the camera
starts I got too much this is I about. I feel like I'm going to post-conference.
I'm going to forget so many times to just mic Josiah like that.
The evidence is unclear and we're trying to find the suspect.
I will never forget because I'm just so tuned into making sure my friends are feeling accepted and heard.
And if I have to raise my voice to make sure we are both heard, I will do that.
That doesn't sound like you at all.
That's how I sound. That's how I talk all the time.
Okay.
Anyways, so Josie's the first guest. You're probably like, where are you? We're actually lost.
We ran away and we're lost in the desert.
Stuck in the middle of the desert in Los Angeles.
Here we are. Actually, I'll give my introduction. I'm Josiah. And it honestly makes a lot of sense that I am the first podcast guest because I was y'all's like first friend.
When you moved to LA, I was the first person to kind of like reach out to you and be like, y'all are new here.
When I moved here, you were literally 16.
You were 16 and had very little social media presence.
But you still came and you still, y'all were hanging out with a 16
year old that's weird no you you turned no you infiltrated the group and we actually don't
understand how you got into the group it's actually a point of contention contention in
our relationship is we don't know where the fuck you came from or how you got so how you sunk your
claws so deep into our group i'm from orange. You're a clout chaser. Yeah. Oh, actually, but it is kind of fucked up
that Josiah was actually 16
when I moved to Los Angeles
because I moved to LA on May 5th.
And I turned 17 May 6th.
The day after.
But nobody is ever talking about this.
No one ever talks about it
the way you pronounce my name.
How do I say your name
josiah just it's josiah josiah josiah josiah i know everyone makes fun of me because i speak
two languages and i have a hard time oh my god here we go that's not like a two languages thing
that's literally a speech impediment and it's better than josiah because that actually pisses
me the fuck off when we were like josiah and i'm like girl where is the z because i'd
honestly like love to know but just it's whatever it's not like i'm not pissed about it it's just
like something that is never spoken about it's just weird you want to bring it up you guys make
fun of a lot of things i say no go go off your list of things you make fun of what's your favorite
one to make fun of the thing i say volume volume can you turn up the value yeah can you put up the volume volume i don't say that can you put up the volume put up the volume no oh okay
okay la put up the volume please i would like to i would like for this music to be louder can you
put up the volume there you go that doesn't sound like a real person i know but listen how i say it
can you turn up the volume? Volume, not valium.
Volume.
Yeah, you're like referencing a benzodiazepine when you say it.
Valium.
Yeah, you say V-A-Y-U-M.
Valium.
Put up the volume.
Oh, the search choppers are here for us. Yeah, they're going to come get you.
We need to hide.
Oh, I hope this family crosses behind us.
They won't know what's coming.
They're working a fuck.
The Sons of anarchy just drove by
what is that you guys never watched that show i watched that show i watched it the house me and
my whole family did when jemma killed um don't spoil it you're working the house watch sons of
anarchy actually a big part of our demographic does watch guys do y'all watch sons of anarchy
let us know aiken he's a football player. No, who is Clay Aiken?
A football player.
Comment in the comments.
Who is Clay Aiken?
He's a football player.
I think it's like a Zoey 101 Dan Schneider universe character or something.
No, he's a football player.
Oh my God, Kai's talking.
I know.
He had to take his chance.
He's in the damn desert.
No, it's okay because he's giving us information.
No, he's like a fly.
No, what you need to do is get on that damn laptop and do your work.
We drug Kai.
We ran away with Kai, and he did not want to come with us, but he was like, fuck, like,
I guess I'll just follow them.
And now we're lost.
We're lost.
We're here in the Breaking Bad.
This is actually where they shot Breaking Bad, when he wakes up in the van, and he's
like, Eisenberg.
And his bulge is out.
And you're spoiling it.
The tidy whitey bulge. I don't know.
I've seen that show twice and I still don't
know what happens in that show.
They're always in the desert. You can't just be like
when they are in the desert and they're like
Eisenberg. Do you ever feel
alone in a group?
No. I feel like I'm a third
wheel in this situation.
That's because me and Josiah have very well
You don't give me Mike exactly. You're not giving off your mic. Yeah, she gives the mic
Yeah, because I own this fucking mic. Oh, actually if we're gonna get real technical I own that mic
yo
Okay, she got him down
Get it. Are you cold? No.
Okay.
I think we should talk about how we met Josiah.
Yeah.
Like where he came from.
Just like first interactions.
And it makes sense for me to tell the story though.
Yeah.
That's what makes sense.
We'll hear your perspective.
I have a feeling you're going to lie.
But go ahead.
You'll lie.
And then I will tell it actually how it happened.
Okay.
Well.
Okay.
Yeah. Did you forget? Or. Okay. Okay, well. Okay, yeah.
Did you forget?
Okay, no, no, hold on.
Okay, okay.
So basically, we met through Josh and Lucas.
And is that lighting okay?
She thinks so. That's the answer for me, girl.
Okay, whatever.
Sorry, there's a group of people taking IG photos.
But who are we?
Who are we to...
We're doing a podcast.
Yeah, I know.
What are we going to say?
We actually are probably worse.
I know.
Okay, okay, okay.
We got to get to the story.
Okay, so basically...
They're cracking open piers.
They're lost too.
That's illegal.
They're pissing me the fuck off.
I know, they're like being
the loudest this is a public place i'm the loudest people be louder in my entire life
um okay but here's the thing okay okay okay we met we're showing our like two colors of this
big pieces of shit we're like what's annoying we're literally we're literally in a public
park and we're like these fucking pieces of shit cracking open beers like being a piece of shit
they know we're talking shit they know we're talking oh if they're here for a long time okay all right so everything's
good um we met uh a while ago we met um we actually met i think we're like we just came up on our
third three year anniversary of knowing each other which is really weird but um we met through josh
and lucas it was whose birthday josh it was josh's birthday
and y'all had just started hanging out with josh yeah like literally i think like the second time
we hung out with him was like the night of his birthday and he didn't tell us it was his fucking
birthday yeah and then we found out that it was his birthday and y'all got him that cake the gross
one that sat in the freezer for like literally months. For literally probably two years. Yeah. For however long you guys lived there.
Oh, so gross.
Oh, we can talk shit about them because look at the back of his shirt.
Oh, he's a Blue Lives Matter.
American flag.
No, not American.
It was Blue Lives Matter.
I'm like, this isn't fucked up.
I want them to like get so drunk so quick because of altitude and like roll down the
rock.
Don't say that.
That's not, come on.
Okay. Okay. back to the story basically i was there at josh's real birthday party in orange county um and me and lucas had
been talking for a while and we had started to start the band greer um which is the band we're
still in somehow um but no i'm gonna fucking hate you. Um, basically, yeah, I was there and Drew and Enya ended up coming over.
And I think Christian as well.
I don't know.
I don't think Christian.
Did you know who we were before?
Like, had you had any prior knowledge of who we were?
I had seen.
Well, the thing is, well, no, they mentioned you guys.
They were like, but they were just like, oh, our friends Drew and Enya are coming over.
But prior to meeting you guys, I knew I had seen Josh and I was like, I hadn't seen Lucas
because the thing is, I wasn't on Vine, which is like this very long running thing of like
people being like, I've known you since fucking Vine and like, I love you since Vine.
And I'm like, literally like I wasn't on fucking Vine.
Since Josiah was like 10 when that app came out, he did not have access to an iPhone.
No, I did have access to an iPhone.
But I got on Vine towards, like, the demise of it, and I had, like, an edits account.
Like, that's what I did on Vine.
What did you edit?
I made office edits for the show The Office.
And my account ate.
Like, I got very big off of it.
How many followers?
I don't remember.
But I had, like, millions of loops. I remember loops. I don't remember how many followers I had, though I don't remember, but I had like millions of loops.
I remember loops.
I don't remember how many followers I had though,
but I remember loops.
I forgot about the term loops.
Loops.
But basically, yeah, I knew...
I'd never seen you, Drew.
I'd seen Enya before.
I knew she was familiar and I knew Josh was familiar.
That's how I knew it was like familiar.
Oh, so you didn't know who I was?
No.
Wow.
You might find that a lot of people know who I am,
and when they know that they're going to get a chance to meet me,
they're anticipating it, and they also get very nervous.
I was not nervous.
Girl, what?
Basically, they came through, and I was like really, I guess, mean.
I mean, I wasn't.
No, you were fucking evil.
Let me go in on this before you take this over.
Okay, so I had no idea who Josiah was.
Oh, get on your phone.
He was a piece of shit when we first met him.
Like, literally the meanest person I have ever encountered, had a first interaction with.
And I don't understand to this day how I, like, set that aside.
Because he was the most condescending, stuck-up asshole ever.
And it was a front that he put up.
It wasn't him actually being a dick.
He was kind of trolling and sniffing our asses.
You did not see this.
I know.
No, it's beautiful.
It was just like...
It's like the movie Moonlight.
It was just him just being a shithead and trolling us thinking like we were going to troll back.
But like, I don't do that with people I first meet.
And it wasn't like reciprocated.
I will say, yeah, fully that's a thing that like it is the way we act with each other.
But when a stranger acts like that with us, it's just not reciprocated because I'm like, bitch, I don't know you.
You're being rude.
Yeah, you're being an asshole.
But luckily, I was like like i was funny enough with
it to the point where i was like oh it's funny like that's the thing when you did it to me i
had never been i like i had been offended by someone like being an asshole to me but i haven't
been that offended by someone in a very long time like let's let's reenact it like okay it was
probably like it was like hey i'm drew nice to meet you hi um no it was like
hold this mic and yeah hold this it was like i'm josiah guys it's like oh my god it's so good to
finally see you like it's so good to finally meet you like it's it's a really good it's a pleasure
to meet you see how uncomfortable that makes you josiah did i tell you guys a fake name i think you
probably gave us a fucking fake name i don't know i don't remember exactly what you were saying to
me i know you were like immediately kind of rude to me like trying to be funny but it came off very
rude to me and i was like okay i'm not talking to this random fucking white kid he's pissing me off
so i like didn't interact with you like at all and then i feel like we had one more interaction
where you said something about a mom and it was like my mom and i met you like not that long after my mom died and i was like um
you'll be happy to know actually my mother is dead she passed away this year and i think i was like
i'm so sorry yeah it did like fully like break you a little because you're like oh but i also
remember not being broken to me like i don't give a fuck i'm doubling down like kind of no you were
because if you doubled down i would not have been your fucking friend i would have been like bitch i'm
gonna slap the fuck out of you like you you were like a poly junk you were like oh i'm sorry and
then i was like i was like no i literally don't care it's like funny and then you're like oh okay
and then you i think you thought sure i made more jokes yeah you thought i was lying i think i
remember i think i kind of you were like oh you you were like okay like are you serious and i was
like no i'm not kidding because i mean I tell lies like that all the time.
Because you have issues.
Because you're a liar.
I am, but there's something to be said.
You're born again Christian.
Because I am Christian.
I was raised Christian.
But, like, I literally, like, there's something to be said about being uncomfortable in situations.
And I was just, I'm just not comfortable in social situations and
i've gotten like kind of better about it but you know like when we've gone to parties and like i
meet people i am always like i don't give a shit yeah because it's fun yeah you it's literally
i'm just there to like make fun of them and but not even make fun of them because like i don't
hold shit against people i'm just genuinely like i want to laugh right now and i honestly don't care about you because i don't know you and i
will do it you can no it is like yeah being that's why i was saying like it's just funny that's the
way i think a lot all of us act in the group or at least most of us in the group act especially
to strangers and then when it's done to us we literally can't believe it we're like are you
fucking kidding me right now but then we became very close to Josiah. I was about to say.
And by the end of the night, it was like one of those twin flame moments or whatever you want to fucking call it.
Did y'all talk about me in the car ride home?
I don't know, but I do remember Drew coming up to me at one point at the party.
And you got brought up.
You were like, I thought that kid was an asshole, but he's funny.
Because then I remember I looped around to go talk to you again because Drew was like, dude,
he's actually so funny.
Like by the end of the night, like it was just like the party was kind of like subsided and we all ended up in the garage and they were like playing instruments and it was like,
it was like really, it was really cute.
And like, we just like, I still have the videos from the first night we met, which is, I feel
like kind of rare and like cool, but just, like, I still have the videos from the first night we met, which is, I feel like, kind of rare and, like, cool.
But, like, yeah.
But literally, we just shot the shit for, like, probably two hours in the garage.
And I was like, oh, this kid is, like.
And then we played Quiplash.
Oh, yeah, we did.
Oh, my God.
That was when y'all realized, like, oh.
No, I genuinely think.
It was right before that because Drew called me in for Quiplash.
He was like, that kid's, like, cool.
Yeah, I genuinely think, like, I made this very clear to, like, everyone.
I was like, Josiah is one of the funniest people I have ever met.
And it was, like, based off of that, like, first interaction.
I was like, dude, this kid is, like, on a genuinely different level of, like, comedy.
He's on a very dark path and I'm worried for his life.
We need to save him.
My mother.
Literally. The house. No him. My mother. Literally.
The house.
No, but I remember after that, we hung out for the first time like a few days after.
Dude, it was such a fast turnaround.
It was because, you know the reason I came.
Yeah, Christian invited me.
He made music and I was starting Greer and I was obviously writing all the time at that point.
Because I was very young and I really want to write and like you had motivation and a loss for
life motivated because and you loved life um but we haven't destroyed your life yet he was like you
should come out and like we should like make like record or something together and I was like okay
and I came out and then I told you I was coming out and Christian was like flaking and you were
just you were literally like just uh we're at Melrose Trading Post like just meet us like meet us at this restaurant oh my god yeah we met you at that
restaurant Melrose Trading Post and like literally um I went there and I don't even think I saw
Christian while I was there I know you didn't it literally it was just us it was just us and you
stayed for so long I stayed for three days for. For a first time hangout, that's insane.
I was like, I'm here.
Kind of crazy.
And we really are, as I meet new people, I learn that it is rare you find chillers.
And that's why when I find someone who can just chill forever, they get along with us so well.
Because we are all scared to be alone for the most part and hate being alone.
And when we like someone, we're like, you should stay here stay here like everyone i meet i'm like you should sleep over i know we
invite everybody to sleep over and like i kind of get offended when i'm like oh you don't want to
spend the night on our couch like you're an asshole on our azules like piss the black mold
couch i literally i do you agree with me that there's mold in the couch no i don't oh my fucking god you turned for a minute i was joking no joking i was joking um but joker basically
yeah that's how we met and dark it's like beautiful it's like it's the mgmt album cover
no that's why that's why i said it was like moonlight because you know when they're like
filming at like at night at the beach and it it's just, like, all blue tones, like, and the cover is, like, just, like, blue and purple,
we're serving.
You can fix that in post, probably.
You'll fix it.
You do that since you want a job so bad.
Since you know how to do all that.
It's literally easy.
Oh, Mr. Wiz.
But, yeah, Josiah, I'm going to get into the first time we hung out
because there were some things that happened that, like,
are actually not true.
You're shaking.
That wasn't the first time we hung out.
Oh, that wasn't?
No, because the first time we hung out, we did the bright light with me.
Oh, okay.
The first night we hung out, we did smoke reefer.
Whoa.
We did smoke a little weed.
And are we allowed to talk about that?
Yeah, why not?
Okay.
If you were comfortable with it.
No, I mean, no, we smoked a little bit of weed and we did a light bright um and it was really fun so far that
was like one of my favorite like i still have we still have it we still have the light bright like
built and it's like in a little display case no we won't but it's really cute that we still have
that but um no that was like genuinely like i don't smoke very much and i don't have good
experiences with weed but that was one of the only times where i was like yeah smoke weed um and then we filmed a youtube video for you oh yeah and that's on
that's on youtube you can literally and we were matching unintentionally in that video we were
because i had like brought my adidas sweatpants and my turquoise shirt shirt and like my gucci
slides what was even the premise of that video? I'm thinking of Josiah's video
when y'all like both walked out of the
rooms and were like mirroring each other.
That was my second YouTube video. Let's talk
about the fact that I've made five YouTube videos.
And you're killing it, babe. And I've racked views on
all of them. Yeah, you racked views.
You're welcome. Let's talk about how I have one
YouTube video where I'm not with Drew. Like literally
that video is a collab channel.
It's just because I'm like comfortable recording with Drew and I'm not with Drew like literally that video is a collab channel and it's just because I'm like comfortable
recording with Drew and I'm just like
and not me no I mean but you're never
you're just hard to work with
literally most of the times I've filmed with Drew
is like you're not there like cause also
I filmed a lot throughout pandemic too
also like literally when I leave town
y'all like hang out so much
like we're
chillers me and Josiah like we like explore each other's body
No
Also, can we talk about before Josie had a car?
When I would leave or like have my car and y'all would just sit in rot in the house and not do anything for days
At a time. Yeah, of course like we're rotters were chill. I didn't get a car and a license until it was fucked up
Josiah was ubering back and forth like once a week from OC.
I spent money on y'all.
You spent money.
No, it was on us.
It was for you.
It was an investment.
For what?
Our relationship.
Our love.
I know.
I'm not just, I don't know if it's worth it.
Dude, that is so dark.
It's beautiful.
Leave it alone.
Josh!
Josh! Josh.
Josh and Elsie are somewhere lost in the fucking.
Dude, yeah, they're never making it back here.
I haven't even seen their like heads pop up.
Honestly, low key kind of scary because.
We'll insert like what we're looking at.
Dude, Josh said he was like, I'm just going to check the camera like every 10 minutes.
Yeah.
And then he left.
Maybe.
Okay, how long have we been in an episode?
Probably 20 minutes.
Yeah, we like had nothing um but let's
eat um so that was finn to that hangout session and then there was more yeah and then no no the
next time you came was one of the most cursed like experiences of my life you know about this guy
legitimately like it was bad evil so it was and you were Legitimately, like, evil. So it was me. And you were in Florida.
Yeah, I was in Miami.
It was me, Christian, and Josiah.
And Josiah just swung by.
He was there for a few days.
It was really cute.
I don't know what we did.
You say I just swung by?
Yeah, I don't know what you did
or what we did together, like,
before, like, this incident
that I'm thinking of that happened.
We literally, like, sat around
and we were, like, watching music videos for, like, a day. And, like, we literally like sat around and we were like
watching music videos for like a day and like we didn't do anything we went to whole foods yeah
that's all we did back then was go to fucking whole foods and target and watch music videos
and now it's just air one in target it's not that much different now it's like air one and like
right age now we have masks like that's the only difference but basically it's changed josiah um
came over we went to whole foods i guess and
watched music videos and then night rolled around and again josiah was i don't know who
instigated it was probably christian or i don't know who did but like someone was like let's
yeah someone was like why do you keep referring to weed in like the most like
odd ways i'm a pothead i know terms and lingo i'm sorry for her um and
then basically me and josiah we went to um like this spot behind our apartment complex and like
climb these stairs up to the top of it and we and then we didn't even smoke up there we ended up
smoking on the street yeah we were scared because like people were like filtering in and out and it
just felt like kind of sketchy so we left that location and went to the street and we smoked and mind you like i've had very very few
good experiences with weed and for some reason this was like you were fabulous this was fabulous
you know what it is you are you are a vibe terrorist and you soak up everyone's like good
vibes because most of my awful highs that
i've had when i'm with you you were like on cloud nine you're like experiencing exactly what you
want and then anytime like i feel like awesome you're like falling apart i'm like the ghostbuster
sucker machine and i suck y'all's vibes out you suck more than that i can pick up the story from
here if you want because no you're gonna try
and make it yeah you're just no no it's not clean i literally like i talked to my mom about this and
i was like you want to hear some crazy shit so that was such a good moment when i finally like
talk to my mom about just like yeah i've like smoked weed and i fucking drink and she's like
i know but like yeah when you like when i turned 18 like my mom just became like she was always
like kind of chill with it. But same with my dad.
But, like, they know.
Your parents know.
They don't give a shit.
But, like, having those conversations with them is, like, super fucking awesome.
It was so nice.
It, like, solidifies, like, an adult relationship.
But my mom still is, like, she's, like, are you, like, do you, are you high?
Like, do you smoke?
Are you high right now?
Are you high right now?
I was going to, yeah the drake song um but basically yeah we
smoked and everything was fine until we got upstairs and then me and christian started
doing math like well that's the thing is i i went when we went inside i was like oh
now this is far too much like this is not okay oh wow you slay that shit the house down you turn that guy but boy pussy um the house boots
down chill um but basically yeah from then on i went inside of drew's bedroom they were in the
living room and they were like oh yeah like let's do math math problems and watch like crumb music
videos because at the time crumb was like oh like crumb the music videos yeah let's still say no i
love crumb but um at the
time it was like very popping y'all were like doing that they ate they left crumbs keep talking
and i could show them um okay basically literally i fucking went into drew's bedroom and laid on the
bed and i was like i don't feel well just i was and it literally i was greening out like i was
not okay and it felt like there was like circulation it felt like there was, like, circulation, like, going.
Like, there was a metal bar on the, like, very outer ridges of my body.
And it was, like, I don't know if I've ever described this to you.
You've described this before to me.
And it felt like it was just, like, running electricity, like, through my body.
Enya, it's not worth it.
It's really pretty.
Okay.
But basically, yeah.
Guy in the corner.
And I'm in the corner watching you kiss.
So Josiah's greening out on my bed.
Yeah.
And they come over and they start showing me this, like, this video of this guy named
Monte, who's like, you can look him up and he does like this Michael Jackson bit.
The TMZ bit.
The TMZ.
You'll probably, you'll probably fucking seen the video.
And like, literally, um.
It's actually the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Why does it not affect me in any way, shape, or form? It's actually the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
Why does it not affect me in any way, shape, or form?
It's the second most beautiful thing I've seen.
That's because you have no love in your heart.
That's fine.
Call me the Grinch.
It's the second most beautiful thing I've seen besides like Enya.
Oh my god, babe.
While we're here, maybe you should go and check out the new Greer EP.
We just got off tour.
We had a great tour.
It was great seeing you guys.
And there's a new EP out.
Go bring that camera back over here.
Get over here.
And you should go and check out the new EP.
Okay.
Yeah, basically, then they were like, we're going to go downstairs and smoke more.
Yeah.
No, no.
We didn't go smoke more.
Did you go for a walk?
No, we went to the snack machine.
And we were like, Josiah, do you want any snacks?
And you literally, like, I was like, uh. No, and they kept the vending machine. And we were like, Josiah, do you want any snacks? And you literally
were like...
No, and they kept showing me that video and I was like, get the fuck away from me.
The Michael Jackson video sent him
over the edge. I had never
ever been... Enya, you fucked it up.
Yeah, you fucked that frame up, girl.
Come on, like...
Come on, like...
I know you guys can't hear her right now, but she is
sucking. She just said, like, I hate my viewers.
If you watch this, I hate you.
It was really weird.
And it is.
I honestly don't support that behavior from any of them.
But basically, yeah.
And then they went downstairs.
And we got to speed this story up.
I ended up throwing up.
Drew told me before he left.
He was like, if you have to, like, throw up or shit or anything, don't go in my bathroom because it's broken.
My toilet's broken.
I said, do not go in my bathroom.
No, it wasn't because it was broken. It was because broken. I said, do not go in my bathroom. But the thing is-
No, it wasn't because it was broken.
It was because you had already gone in there.
And I clogged it.
I've never seen someone use that much toilet paper
in my entire life.
And it wasn't because he shit.
It was because he vomited.
And it was like, it was the entire role,
which pissed me off.
But I was like, okay, he's greening out.
I've been there.
Like, I'm not actually mad at him.
Like, he's not doing this.
Not to interrupt the story, but Elsie andosh are literally gone like they need to come back
now i'll be back oh no they're right over there oh no that's not them that those are trees um
those are spirits um the spirits of joshua we gotta i'm so cold okay um well we got another
hour of this girl so like yeah you better buckle up these things
hour oh no we're doing two hours see how see how you think our job is so fucking easy it's hard
work so fucked now no uh isn't it it's pretty i wanted the moon in it okay but basically let's
bring it back let's reel back in okay so josiah i i went up to josiah and i was like look like
please do not shit in my toilet like i'm begging'm begging you. Like, cause Josiah's like, I have to shit.
I have to shit.
And I was like, if you need to get up and shit, go to the other bathroom.
Also, I've never heard of someone getting so high they have to shit.
I was like, go to the other bathroom.
I knew something was going to come out of one end.
And I was like, I'm just going to try.
That's what I, like, cause this has happened to me like two times, three times.
And I was like, if I'm going to have something come out, I'm going to try to get it out of my stomach and through my shit.
But sometimes. Through your balls.
Instead of my mouth.
Because I don't want to throw up.
So me and Christian, we leave.
We go to the vending machine.
There, we get our snacks.
And it was maybe, I'm not exaggerating, maybe five minutes.
Like a five minute adventure.
And I was like, okay, Josiah will be fine.
It was five minutes, but like hours.
Hours. I'm not kidding hours
I wasn't there
it was insane when you came back up what did you find
you know
me and Christian walked
through the doorway of my house and I could
immediately feel an energy shift there something
was wrong I knew something was wrong
so I walked back to my bedroom and I'm like
Josiah and Josiah wasn't
in my bed and I was like oh fuck I was And Josiah wasn't in my bed. And I was like, oh, fuck.
I was like, oh, my God, he's in the bathroom.
I, like, knock on the door of the bathroom and Josiah doesn't.
Was it closed?
It was closed.
And I, Josiah did not answer.
And I was like, oh, my God.
Like, Josiah, like, fully overdosed and died.
Like, he's dead.
On weed.
On weed.
He OD'd on weed.
And, like, I open the door and I find Josiah face first ass out pants at his ankles face down
on the ground of my bathroom and it's not a big bathroom his ass is like kind of arched in the air
a little bit and like he's face down and I'm like oh my god and then I look over to the toilet
and the biggest shit I have ever seen in my life is just sitting on top of this, like, giant pile of toilet paper.
A pile of toilet paper and vomit underneath.
Like, it's...
This is the three-layer dip.
Hold on.
This is the three-layer dip.
You got the guac at the bottom of my throw-up.
And then, like, cheese in the middle with the...
And the beans.
And then the beans is my shit.
And, dude, the most fucked-up thing in the world...
Three-layer dip for me.
The most fucked-up thing, y'all, is I grabbed my bag of chips and I scooped some of that dip out and i ate it no you didn't and it was gross you know
you know it's that's why i said i said sour cream but you were too busy going off and like ignoring
me and but i'm used to that like i'm used to that kind of behavior from men let's move on um but
yeah the the toilet was at least he had the decency to separate the layers yeah it was true and i i
was like god God damn it.
Like, how am I going to get this down?
Like, am I literally going to have to pick up his log of shit?
You weren't thinking about me dead on the floor?
I was thinking about you dead on the floor.
It was like a me moment when you were dead on the floor, drunk.
Can I explain why I did that?
Yeah, go ahead.
Because I remember it.
Because I wasn't, I mean, when you're high like that, you don't forget things.
Like, it's not like a blackout.
I forget some things.
But, like, I went in there and I really i was like i'm gonna shit like this is
gonna be the biggest shit in my life and it was and i dropped it and which is exciting and i was
sitting there and the thing is when you're that high is like if you're in a certain position
you're like i need to move my position right now yeah so like i was sitting there and i was like
started to almost wipe and i was like i can't I need to lay down so I laid down
so you didn't wipe your ass
oh dude actually I do remember seeing shit
all over his butt
he had a poopy butt
I didn't wipe until after Drew found me
and I was like now I have to wipe god
but no I literally was like
I can't afford to wipe right now or I'm actually
going to pass away so I'm just going to lay on the floor
and I have the door closed no one would come in here you did yeah um because you were
passing the most it's just part of me why did you not pull up your pants that's my biggest thing is
like why did you have what if he had to squirt out his butt it was gone like i was not there
that wasn't me like i will say when i got really sick in hond when I was young, like, I got that sick before.
And I know what it's like to be, like, squirting out of both ends.
Like, it's like you can't control it.
And you can't take the risk of putting your pants back up because you don't know when it's going to come out.
And you just have to have an open end ready to fire.
That's one of those human things that we talked about last episode is getting completely ass naked i didn't say cute getting completely ass naked to shit and like it's like that's just you you prepare you prepare i haven't
had like i see a lot of people talking about like um like shits that like they have to hold on to
i've had that like recently but that was for the first time in so long that was for the first time
in so long that i've had like a poop like that. My poops are just very easygoing, regular, nice and fun.
Gross and nasty.
And delicious.
Look around the room.
The best thing ever.
So basically, that was that.
And they found me and I was okay the next day, but I could not sleep that night.
And then I finally fell asleep.
Did that kind of change the trajectory of the next few days?
Like, were you, like, embarrassed?
Why were you still friends with me after that?
That was our second time hanging out.
Because I'm a good person.
Also, we've been through, like, such funny shit with each other.
Like, I think everyone in the group has seen one another.
The lowest point.
We just didn't know each other well.
That's why I'm like, so you still, you were like, this is a good idea.
I don't think, maybe Drew just has a high tolerance for people
because it's not like Drew met me and I was immediately like the fucking shining angel of the world.
I was like violent, angry, crazy and like bitter.
And Drew was like, I like this.
I'm going to continue to flourish this relationship.
It only took me like three years to get to the shining angel point, you know.
So now I'm there.
Oh, my God.
We have known you for so fucking long.
It's actually we've watched him like grow up.
Yeah,
fully.
It's not true.
Me,
I was 17
and now I'm 20
and I'm going to turn 21.
And look out world.
I am going to explore that body
when you're 21,
baby.
Nope.
That's not even how it works.
You don't want it to be public,
but I'm going to expose us
for having sex.
Explore him.
Oh,
they're alive.
Josh, come fix the camera, please.
No, it's... Run, run, run.
It's so dark, you can't fix it. I already, like, tried,
but... Should we do infrared?
Oh, let's... Oh!
I'm so sorry,
but imagine Elsie, like, he just doubled
down.
Rolled away.
I'm trying to think...
Oh, you know what, other night, night i just thought of i feel like speaking
about these people's gonna make it seem like i guess everybody when they're like right before
they turn 20 or when they're around 21 they go through the phase of like being like oh like i'm
drinking and smoking this is fun and i live alone and i can do it but remember that night you and me
got like really high together or i don't even know if we were high and we sat at night and we were
playing in my room and then josh came home and we were like snooping on him do you remember that? Yeah Drew wasn't there
Drew was out of town. Yeah and we were like literally playing in my bed. Oh I'm thinking of a
different time we got really high and we watched all of All Stars 2 in one day. No that was us.
There was also the time where. And you was there though right? Yeah I was there. There was a time
where we came home from a party really drunk and Needy had just come out. Needy, dude.
By Ariana.
And me and Josie went live and we just lip sang Needy on Instagram Live.
And, like, didn't fully know the words yet.
And then ended the live and then went live again.
And, like, two more times.
And my due was, like, 3 a.m.
And, like, all these motherfuckers from, like, East Coast are like, I was about to wake up for school, but I guess it's good I'm waking up now.
Like, in the comments.
And I, like i that was a
crazy night too but um it was beautiful do you remember that video about substances the whole
time people are gonna think we're we're no because we are potheads and we do like a good little fun
drunk no i literally have not smoked i'm not kidding since before the pandemic i can't i it's
been too long at this point to the point where i'm like, if I do it, it's just like I'm good without it. You know?
Yeah.
I haven't.
The last time I got high was like, I think a month or something ago.
And that was the first time I had gotten high in so long.
And I got way too high.
And we watched me, Orion and Elisa watched Sex and the City 2.
And it was freeing me out.
It's like alien movies.
Liza Minnelli performed the whole song of
single ladies like liza minnelli was she actually in that movie yes i've never seen sex in the city
but it seems like i thought that was a tv show no sex and it is they made it into movies they're
making a second movie i we have to watch that tonight i get oh we don't even have a fucking tv
yeah girl how are we watching we're gonna watch it when we get home unless you have to go home
are you really gonna go home shrek are you gonna go i'm gonna watch
shrek 2 no did you know shrek 2 made 900 million dollars it's probably at this point made a billion
dollars it was it's one of the biggest movie it was the biggest movie of its year in like the last
20 years it's like one of the biggest movies of all time shrek 2 damn that's insane it's such a good movie i i know the whole opening scene so well with the like with the mermaid is
that the one with simon cowell yeah that is the weirdest fucking thing i yeah fairy godmother
okay um it serves that movie is a music i mean it's great but it's like also, Josh, how's that video coming in now? Is it bad still?
Oh, so that's bad.
What do you guys want to talk about?
You want to talk about Field Trip?
I was trying to talk about Sex and the City 2 and how it freaked me out because no one seems to care.
Oh, we should talk about that actually.
What was that? It's never going to fucking happen.
No, what was it though?
I don't remember.
Field Trip?
Yeah.
Actually, I don't remember what that was either.
No, field trip was in the works for so long, which made it so, like...
Anti-climactic.
Which made it so shitty, like, that when it ended, you know, like, because the whole fucking pandemic happened, like...
Why couldn't people just wait to fucking die?
Like, it was finally catching traction.
It was finally becoming a thing.
Like, why do you have to die from a fucking virus? Like are you like a fucking pussy or something i don't know oh my god
they took my money from me like that's why i draw the line drew your grandpa just like
yeah your grandpa literally just passed from covid like i said pussy oh he's actually gonna
haunt you he's gonna come back to life again oh he gets the jokes he gets the gags like
he's he's about it no he's literally up there playing squid game yeah he's playing squirt game
with in his that's what that's what judgment day is my mom a friend of ours just texted me today
was like i finally sat down to listen to the podcast because i just have it and i'm like
crying and throwing up at like you and drew saying that your mom and his grandpa are playing squid game in heaven.
Who said that?
Dude, crying and throwing up.
What is that?
I'll tell you later.
Damn.
Oh, so it's someone important.
Oh, you don't even want to know.
So it's someone like really important and sick.
No, I just don't need the public to know all of my business.
Field trip was awesome.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'll like, I'll start it and then y'all like fill in girl
what are you doing oh my god this is a fucking shit show I'm so sorry oh. Oh, really? I don't know. Oh, did the, did it stop?
No.
Oh, it's like.
Oh, cool.
Wait.
Okay, cool.
Come on, we.
I am a fucking producer.
Give me this fucking mic.
Why are you.
Imagine we fought over the mic and started pulling it back and forth and I like launched
back.
Okay.
So, Drew, you want to start the whole.
Yeah, I'll start it off.
So, um, like like what was it 2019
it was 2019 and it had started like in 2018 at the end of 20 no it started in 20 okay whatever
it doesn't care like the mid 2019 is when we started like working yeah so i was approached
by this company um and and they were like let's because i show and the thing is I saw the email
it's actually sexist that they reached out to both of you and not me
you don't have to talk about that
it definitely was a little weird that they reached out
to me and Josiah but I guess they had seen
like our rapport
I don't know cause there's a bunch of videos
of me on us on my channel
but I don't know but the thing is yeah I saw the email
and I like looked at their reel and everything and I was like i don't fucking know so i just like shoved it aside
and then you brought it up to me and you were like i was like because i had heard of hyra yeah i'd
heard of them before and i was and i knew they made shows and i was like oh this is like a serious
opportunity like let's pursue this and i wasn't interested because like i don't really give a
shit about like fashion those shows they did were cool but
like i was like why would i do this like this is like you're not a fashion girl like me yeah so
they reached out and they were like we like want to make a show with you guys we don't know what
but we love you like let's like figure something out um and so me and josiah like took a meeting
with him or something i don't know how it happened but basically we took a couple meetings with him
and like i don't know in what world they but basically we took a couple of meetings with him.
And like, I don't know in what world they thought like Inya would not be involved in this project.
I honestly don't know why they didn't hit you up.
But I mean, after that, we got after that, we got a really tiny budget from them. Yeah.
For me and Drew to film our own pilot.
And Josh, like coincidentally, had two cameras that we could like shoot it on
and we like went and rented lav mics from um from sammy's and anya and josh shot it actually
oh my god i forgot about that fucking pilot and i was so excited at the idea of being just like
a camera woman and like i forgot about that one one. That's where Ernie came from.
Is when I like had my little outfit on.
Cameraman Ernie.
Yeah, and I was like walking around filming y'all in like the dirt.
And that's where I got Ernie.
I'm pretty sure Josh called me Ernie for the first time.
Ernie dog.
And like we shot that.
And dude, dude, the editing was like, we edited it ourselves.
We beasted the editing.
A full like 20 minute episode of basically like a fucking show.
I love that episode.
I think it's sick.
Yeah.
Maybe we'll release it on Patreon.
Dude, we literally can.
Yeah.
Because we have ownership over it.
Yeah.
And we like shot it and it was basically the farm episode.
Oh my God, the bats are out.
The bats are out.
I just saw two bats.
Oh, that's amazing.
I swear to God.
The farm episode.
We basically did that, but with me and drew and like in a lot
shittier low budget like way yeah and it was just me and drew so like it just it was like it was
strange and we edited it and it took us like three or four days to edit it and like we were just
bouncing on and off but the thing is is like i edit completely different than drew like i edit
in like towers and like i edit fucked up like i don't edit right dude no i edit fucked up too we both just have a very fucked up editing style i did i started it and then drew was like uh
like i don't know what the fuck to do and like i edit the right way best um but we like we came
up with a product that was like it was okay it wasn't the best thing we've ever created it was
definitely not the worst thing we've ever created it was awesome to have a budget but we were like
it's missing something so we submitted it and we were
really excited about it we were like oh this is like really sick like whatever they came back and
they were like yeah that isn't gonna work that was kind of shitty um i think y'all need a third
party here's more money to shoot another pilot um bring on someone who has like and a producer yeah and then we oh yeah
we also got it because that's with our producer pause yeah we told them we were like it was hard
like setting all this shit up like we just needed someone to help us out like blah blah blah blah
but they saw something in it and then they gave us booked everything for that too we like booked
the horse shit like we found a farm yeah it was it was it was the night before shooting we were
like where are we gonna find a farm and like i remember yeah y'all found someone on ig and like we looked
up the location and it was like the middle of nothing and y'all were so stuck on going and like
i was like i am not dangerous it was a meth house i was like we are not going and we ended up
actually reaching out to them for help and they they gave us that location. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But basically, yeah, after that, they were like, y'all need a third person.
And we, like, came to Enya and we were like, so, like, do you want to.
We want to present you this opportunity.
Do you want to, like, join us or what?
And Enya was down.
And then we got with our, like, we had a meeting with the producer and we literally like it was
like a four three or four day process where we literally like met with the producer one day
and pause and then we had like three days or something to like shoot two pilots of like
different versions of what field trip would be yeah and then dude then we shot both of them in
like a span of three days. It was insane.
The shooting schedule for Field Trip was literally, like.
The most cursed shit ever.
The worst shit to ever happen.
And, like, that.
It was an awesome experience.
I'm so glad we got to have it.
It taught me a lot.
It taught me, one, I am a fucking freak. And it's going to be very hard for me to work.
Under someone.
Under someone.
And because I, like, have to have this like relentless need to like
take reins and be like this is like how i like want this and like i'm such a fucking cunt i
would be so mean in those meetings and be like well no i want this like i i was like yeah like
your strong suit is not working high yeah and And I'd always be like, well.
I mean, like, for the, like, better part, because I think, like, a lot of the things that I, like, fought for were important and did, like, work for us in the end. But, like, they would, like, it's just, like, contentions when you work with any company.
Of course, they're looking out for themselves and they want to, like, make sure they protect themselves.
And I'm just like, okay, you want to protect yourself, but I want to protect what we've done here and what we do.
And I would just always, like, fight for things and just, like, really.
And I got my way, bitch.
The working schedule was tough.
But, dude, I was really stoked on the art episode that we made.
And I knew that.
I never made it until I did it.
No, and neither did the ghost hunting episode.
Because we had two ideas. The ghost hunting episode, that's okay. We don't talk about that. We don't talk about that. I never made Till I Did It. No, and neither did the ghost hunting episode. Because we had two ideas.
The ghost hunting episode, that's okay.
We don't talk about that.
That was okay, yeah.
We don't talk about that.
That was like the version of the show that we.
The dream version.
That was like a very heightened.
It was scripted.
It was a scripted, more scripted like sketch kind of thing.
Yeah, we had two opportunities.
I'm so glad we didn't do that.
We either do like this like hyper hyper reality like where we like bring
these people on that kind of aren't in on the joke kind of are kind of like a nathan for you
yeah we like play characters of ourselves and like buzzfeed meets nathan for you yeah or we do a
scripted base and the scripted base was like like it wasn't a flop we watched it recently and it was
it was pretty bad but it just like wasn't that good yeah it was just like it was too low of a budget yeah it was too low of a budget to like
do the ideas that we had and it just didn't work out but um yeah the shooting schedule for those
days was fucking terrible and the shooting schedule in general in general was absurd like
we we were kind of like let's like try to do this like as a season-based
thing like yeah like that was something and you wanted to do that like plan was to do like 12
episodes and then take a bit of a break yeah like a month break or something plan it out that was
something that i was begging for because i was like we are not like we are i think we made like
really good things and i look back at them and i I love them, but I think it was really hard to let go of the fact that with the production budget we did have
that we weren't going to be able to do.
Girl, the aliens are coming.
No, girl, that's an earthquake.
No, it's a fucking plane or something.
Dude, it's insane how loud it is.
Nobody's talking about how Granny slams from the second episode.
I love her.
Fucking hates me.
She hates Drew.
She unfollowed Drew.
And she always responds to me and Enya's stories all the time.
Yeah, I still have a mutual with her and we still interact.
I think it's...
Her number.
She gave me her number.
I think it's because what happened was I think she thought the characters we were playing
in the show was us in real life.
And she saw inya and
josiah who were sweet to her and then me the grandson that fucking lost her and was like
kind of just like blew her off like whatever do you feel like y'all like connected or no no
absolutely not we had no we had zero connection but i wanted to really connect it i she couldn't
understand what i was saying very much and i couldn't understand what she was saying very
much but like somehow we just like got each other yeah but the shooting the shooting schedule was insane so we would like
monday tuesday plan the episode wednesday thursday friday sometimes saturday shoot the episode
and like then we would do it all over again which like is like it's literally more than a full-time
job it's like because then we would be working on like the weekends and like, is, like, more than a full-time job. It's, like, because then we would be working on, like, the weekends, and, like...
Yeah, it was, like, insane, and especially with, like...
Our jobs already on the internet.
Yeah, like, having to keep up with our, like, actual lives.
It was just, like, insane, and the schedule they had us on was so, like, ridiculous.
Dude, and then, like, even when, like, shit was coming out, I was literally recording.
That was not their fault, though. They weren't like, y'all, and then, like, even when, like, shit was coming out, I was literally recording. That was not their fault, though.
They weren't like, y'all have to do this schedule.
I think, like, we all came to a mutual agreement,
and we were like, yeah, we can do this.
And then we got into it, and we were like,
what the fuck, this is, like, not it.
And then we were going to approach them and be like,
look, we can't keep this schedule up.
Because they were very, like, lenient, like, with us.
Like, I will say, like, they were.
Yeah, that's why I started off with saying like our relationship with them was good and for the most
part it was like a real it not even for the most part it was an awesome opportunity and I'm not
like ungrateful for it to any respect but there is something to be said about like these companies
who especially when doing YouTube I understand because it's like to make YouTube win on your side,
you have to be consistent like that.
You have to be posting weekly.
And they had a show that they were, they had shows they were working on
that they were already on that schedule.
But I think the difference was our show took a lot more like production time
and like time to sit down and think of ideas of how to make it work.
I remember though, the guy, one of the guys we were working with was like,
would y'all wanna like maybe try doing it bi-monthly?
Cause like part of it, his reasoning was because
it was expensive to make.
It was-
Yeah.
It was-
When I saw the budget for the farm episode,
I was like, whoa.
Yeah, I did not know.
All I did was go to a farm, damn.
Yeah, like spending that much money on like the farm and the location, like, it really opened my eyes.
And I was like, damn, this is, like, a crazy opportunity.
Yeah, and I'm very grateful for that.
I'm not saying you're not.
I'm just saying that it was, like, a really amazing, like, opportunity.
It was pretty crazy.
They, like, they literally were, like, I mean, because we had, like, creative freedom.
Like, they were just like
yeah our producer was just like dude our producer is great i love pause if you're watching this we
love you literally changed our life she was like so crucial to that if we didn't have someone
who understood us so well that shit would have been a nightmare because like she was also yeah
the whole team who worked with us like they really fucked with us and wanted us to make something
yeah really good they wanted to be successful because they put a lot of money into yeah and like but i think i'm
just like i'm i i do surf cunty but it worked it someone needs to be the cut of the group it's like
when nikki minaj was like when i say um that i want to get things done my way i'm the bitch because
i'm being like a bitch about it to like the eyes of other people but so i think a lot of time i
felt like i was being a bitch but i don't think i like in retrospect i was not i was just like really
really i never thought you were being a bitch i was really specific about what i wanted and i was
like and i will fight i'll fight you bitches tooth and nail not y'all but like anybody who like
told me that we had to do something a certain way i was like well this is how we do it yeah field trip was a fucking nightmare it was the worst thing we've ever done um ending i will say
like there is something sweet about it ending like no i i loved where it ended up it's very
much in fashion of like us like i remember thinking i was like of course like the like
i'm now we're getting paid and like this whole thing and like them giving us money to
like do whatever the fuck we want and like this working out is not feeling right yeah it's not
gonna happen i remember i said to one of y'all i was like let's see how long this lasts given
maybe the pandemic was our fault um yeah we caused the pandemic that that's no one wants to talk about
i am glad like not glad it ended but like it think it ended. It sucked it ended because we were finally actually getting into a stride of being, like,
okay, here's the way we can, like, simplify these things and, like, make it work in our
favor.
The views were going up.
Yeah, we were finally, like, garnering an audience for it, so it did suck.
But I do think, like, it was, like, on a personal level, like, kind of destroying us because
we were all just, like, so tired all the time.
There's a lot of work. We had no time for ourselves either. Yeah, it wasn't even, like, kind of destroying us because we were all just, like, so tired all the time. there's a lot of work.
There's no time for ourselves either.
Yeah,
it wasn't even,
like,
maybe I'm speaking out of line.
Maybe I'm speaking out of line,
but,
like,
I feel like it even started to become,
like,
hard for us to hang out
because,
like,
if you work with your friends.
Because we were working together all the time.
Yeah,
you don't want to fucking be around them.
when you're working
and,
like,
basically living together,
because,
like, even I was, like, basically living with y'all when we were doing this because i don't have a place
in la like so like when you're working together all day every day of the week and then you're
like living together it's like pretty hellish and there's bound to just be like tension yeah and i've
said this like a hundred times to just people around us that asked us like what happened like
it truly was like a blessing in disguise that it ended because like it was destroyed like not only destroying our relationships
but like physically like i felt like shit and like and to think like that that was gonna go on
for like so long for the foreseeable future was like low-key like a nightmare for a reason but what was y'all's favorite episode to film um the
pop star one the most fun i had filming was the farm one but my favorite episode is the pop star
episode um i think mine was mine was locked in a room and that's my favorite episode we predicted
the pandemic with that episode did i know that episode i don't know if you remember how mad i
was filming that episode i I was so angry.
Dude, no, I remember.
Oh, my God.
You were a diva.
I was.
Both were like, I was.
Not even a diva.
Like, dude, that was the messiest episode to film.
Like, nothing was going according to plan.
Like, the whole schedule was off.
Oh, my God.
No, I was the diva.
I stormed out.
I stormed the fuck out.
Y'all were both, like, on some shit.
And I was just, like, I was just, like, sitting there, like, with Paz and she was like. I was going to say, yeah, I wasn't. You weren't the fuck out. Y'all were both like on some shit. And I was just like, I was just like sitting there like with pause.
And she was like, I was going to say, yeah, I wasn't.
You weren't the diva.
I wasn't the diva.
It was like, I would be like, no, OK, like, no, for real.
We just need to do this.
And I was like, I felt like I had to like kind of step in the front because it was all getting so messy.
Because we also didn't plan that episode that much.
One of the like another producer planned a lot of like the skits and shit that were yeah like for some reason it was going out of our hands and like
things wanted to be a surprise and i was like this is not fucking good and i don't want it like this
it ended up good because the editing like the editor who i can't remember his name but he was
great he killed the other day ended up having to leave because he got a really good offer from
somewhere but we like loved him and like he just got it and i remember you're fucking storming out i i literally stormed out i forgot i did that i like trauma blocked that i don't even
remember like what the reason yeah i don't remember why but i think it was like it was just like there
was high it was there was a lot of tension like we were kind of all bickering with each other like
it was literally like being trapped in that room all day. Yeah. Because we literally were. Because we had to film that whole episode in that day and like a span of like not too many hours.
It was just a mess.
I think also like one of the things that like, again, it was just like one of us had to like be the forefront and like the boss in a way.
And I think I took that position, which started to cause like resentment between all of us because like
I don't think any if you're working with friends it's like hard to then have a dynamic switch up
where one person has to be the like yeah like when you're all working together like in making
this thing together and then like someone takes control yeah someone has to take control and
that's why like even with like bands and shit too like I'm so glad that career got a manager like so early on because we
didn't like,
we would have,
I literally had to play fucking director while also doing it,
which was not good because it was not good for me to have to like get up
behind camera and be like,
do this,
this,
that.
And like,
yeah.
Cause the thing is,
I loved it.
I loved being the boss and telling y'all what to do.
And like,
you had no choice but to fucking listen to me.
Cause I'm going to beat the shit out of you.
When we got the episode back, I remember we watched it and you were like so bummed on it.
You were like, I don't want to release this.
I am just such a pessimist.
I'm very hard to please.
And you were like, me and Drew convinced you and we're just like, well, we really want to.
And it ended up working out good and we all like it now.
Yeah, I think people like that episode.
I love that episode because that's a goddamn mess.
That's what I think a lot of people literally like
consider that their favorite episode from this film it's so good yeah i was what can i say i'm
hard to please i'm a fucking bitch and i slay and i serve i serve my girl i came together in the
editing you didn't do that dude the editor is saved i'm just kidding by the way god i was like
i think i did a good job mending the ship. I remember when you walked out, I was cracking up.
That also, that's the other thing is like my anger in it was like valid, but I was getting
laughed at from Enya.
And then I walked out.
I don't remember why you were angry.
I don't either, but I remember like being, I think it was just, I was angry because it
was like not going to plan.
It was a fucking mess.
I think I told you to do something and then like.
I don't think that was the case. I think that was just the straw that broke the camel's back because you were
frustrated all day and then and you was like dude like she had she had given you like some sort of
direction and you were just like like and it wasn't going it was everything was like kind of
going to shit that day and and you're like saying that was just like the straw that broke the camel
back and camels back and you like walked out and i was just like yeah and then what did she say
it was something simple it was like is that really what happened yeah it out and i was just like yeah and then what did she say it was something
simple it was that really what happened yeah it i think it was just like after a long hard day of
filming like obviously like the last thing you want to do is get bossed around by your friend
yeah like that's and like i i think i told you to do something oh because we had to keep doing this
one thing over and over again i think and then it didn't help that in that episode we all had to
take on the role of like fighting each other yeah no because then it felt too real and we were
shooting and like while we were shooting it just started to get too real and i think i took
something from your spot and that's what it was because i was like this is a part of the thing
we're doing i was like oh like this is perfect for my character like i can like really like i think
i broke something yeah i was like oh i can like i can
i was like it was the it was the scepter that broke the camel's back i was like oh i can like
really use this beginning of the day because also the other thing was like that was like kind of my
grounding point in like the character that i was playing in the episode so like having that broken
that early on i was just like dude like what the fuck am I supposed to do now and then I think
I was just doing it as like a form of like we were just like improvving and going it got real
between us like we were actually fighting I did that and then you got mad at me and I was like
are you kidding like I'm literally like we're just filming it like we have to keep going like
I just did that like because we're filming this stupid thing like let's just keep moving
and I think you got mad and I was like it, it's literally, I think I, like.
Yeah, it felt real for me for some reason.
Yeah, it felt, like, really real for you.
And, like, you were, like, I think you got, like, I don't remember exactly what it was.
I said we had to redo something and you got mad.
And then I just started cracking up because I was, like, I can't believe, like, how annoying this episode is to film.
And then I was just, like, their child who was in the middle of it
i mean like y'all should stop fighting that's literally how i felt that day i was like i
am not like then we took our wedding pause just being like i remember pause was like is he gonna
come back soon or i was like i don't know yeah and then everyone started asking no the thing was
because i i was like mrs like i'm the captain the ship. Everyone kept asking me if Drew was coming back.
And I was like, did you not see what just happened?
And you were still mad about it, too.
And you were like, I don't fucking know.
I was like, I don't fucking know.
That's not my problem.
Like, I was so mad.
But now it's okay.
And that episode turned out good.
And that's why, that's the only reason I'm glad that it, like, ended.
Is because I was like, this is not good.
I didn't want that shit to continue.
We need a director.
And we couldn't find a director who would make sense for that.
It is crazy how it is basically fully night but the moon is so bright that we i can see everything
out here you guys want to do media we should do patreon questions i don't think we've got any and
there's no service in this park uh fuck um no patreon up uh questions this week um but maybe next week and if you sign up and leave
a question maybe we will answer yours or maybe we'll be gone again and we'll never come back
but yeah um field trip ended it wasn't the end of the world for us we were kind of like
relieved it was ending um i was sad that like like the consistent income was gone even though like the amount of work we
were doing the pay was not justified and if you heard the amount you'd be like oh yeah fucking
right like but we literally had like a day off every week we were writing a show and directing
a show starring helping co-produce a show. Going in every day to help edit.
Because after, especially after we lost that editor, which we lost very quickly on, we only had him to edit, like, two of the episodes.
So then, and even when he was editing, we would go in every single day and stand behind him and look through the edit to make sure.
I didn't even have to go.
I didn't go to the editing sessions a lot.
Because those days I'd have, like, career rehearsal or literally during those times I was, dude, I was like recording an EP.
That was also becoming like a contention point because we were like, dude, this is shit.
Dude, we're putting in way more fucking work.
And I could feel it.
And I was like, they're going to be mad at me.
But like, I don't know what to do.
Like, I'm recording an EP right now.
And like, we already had like the time booked.
You know, it's what doesn't kill us makes us stronger.
Now look at us.
We're a little taller.
Now look at us. We're sitting little taller. Now look at us.
We're sitting lost in the woods.
And Josiah is freezing.
Okay, we'll wrap it up.
All right, let's do media of the week.
Josiah, what is your media of the week?
He has to pull it up.
I'm trying to think of it.
My media of the week for a video is the new being the ricardo's trailer i'm really
excited because i love lucy i love i love lucy and um natalie partman looks like she's doing a
pretty good job and should i expose this or no do not do that okay i will end um okay here we go my
my you just like hell and gatekeeping for me my of my life. Me, my media is different by James T.W.
This is a song that I heard in Joanne's.
And it was like, I like that you're different.
You are so annoying.
Fuck you.
No, give real media.
People actually like this is like the most important thing.
Yeah, you have good music taste.
Just go for it.
Also, the Greer EP.
Well, I already talked about that when you were over there.
Yeah.
I know, but again, go fucking stream it, bitch.
Okay, just the whole album, The Software Slump by Granddaddy,
and especially Hewlett's Daughter is the best song off of it,
and my favorite song off of it.
And then for video, I gave mine.
Go, Doobie.
Hey, go, Dooms.
Go, Dooms.
Okay, so my media of the week is Sweet Lullaby by Deep Forest,
LSD by ASAP Rocky, and X with the Boot Up by Mooipo.
This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life also,
like us all hanging out here and being lit by the moon.
It's really pretty.
And then, I don't know, I started reading, what is it, The Great Something?
Josh, what am I reading right now?
The Great Something.
The other one.
Brave New World.
I haven't started it yet, but I'm planning on. What am I reading right now? I haven't started it yet, but I'm planning on it.
What am I reading right now?
I haven't started it yet, but I'm planning on it.
So read that with me.
We'll do a book club.
Also, Series of Unfortunate Events.
Oh, nope.
Been reading it for a few weeks.
Good one.
It's taken me a while to finish one of them, but it's Reptile Room specifically.
Okay, my media is, do you know where you're coming from?
Jamiroquai, and MB.
Jamiroquai.
Jamiroquai.
Okay, I can't read or pronounce anything.
Sweet Love by MB.
That's what I'm here for.
SWV.
MB, okay.
Huh?
I like MB.
Yeah, MB's really good.
And I Get High by Frida Payne.
I get high, I get high on your memory, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, We love you guys, okay?
And it's not cold out here.
And you can definitely see us.
Yes.
Thank you guys for tuning in.
Thanks for having me on the pod, guys.
It's meant a lot.
And I'm glad we got to do this.
Give your shout out.
What do you want to shout out right now?
Literally everyone who is watching this already knows who I am.
Oh. No, you'd be
surprised. You may be shocked. We have
a very big audience. Okay, okay, okay.
Well, then, you know my name.
What's your name?
You don't know my story. I'm in the
band, and we just put
out a new EP. What band?
The band.
Greer!
Everyone go listen to Greer!
Go follow Josiah!
Is real?
Is that your idea?
You gotta change that, girl.
No, no, no.
That's my Instagram.
That's my TikTok.
My Instagram is Josiah.official.
Josiah.official!
Go follow it.
Love yourself.
Thank you guys for tuning in to Emergency Intercom.
Love ya, love ya, love ya. Okay, I have too i'm gonna i can't wait to pop a squat here bye guys love you be safe Bye.