Emergency Intercom - We had a baby (kinda)

Episode Date: February 10, 2023

Drew and Enya talk about how his sister had a child. If conspiracy theorist had the Internet taken from them their world would heal. Finally they discuss the last of us and how the third episode is potentially one of the greatest episodes of television ever.  Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzor Follow Drew on Insta: @DrewPhillips09 To listen to the podcast on YouTube: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercomPodYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I have to be ready. Welcome to this episode. Drew just got back from a very exciting visit. Yes, I went back to Texas for a few days because my sister had a beautiful baby. Oh my God. It's so scary. It's very surreal. I'm already an uncle before that, but for some reason, this just felt a little different.

I don't know. I think I'm just old enough to understand the levity of this situation. Also, I'm at that age like my body is starting to be like yeah we need to figure out how we're gonna reproduce and spread our seed and continue the gene pool also it's your twin sister so it's fucking crazy it's like a part of you is having a baby yeah something i learned about babies um after meeting is that they like have to be swaddled i didn't know why they had to be swaddled but it's because they're so used to having their hands in their face that now that they're born they just like scratch the fuck out of their face in an accident so their hands like

automatically go up into their face like this because in the womb their hands were up there like that the entire time um so that's a little fact for you yes and my niece has jaundice look she did it again and it just started dying my sister facetimed her and was like showing her because she wanted to get like seeing his reaction because we facetimed like everybody important to them and then it was on the list and um okay first of all i cried like it was so like i literally like it made me so happy that i cried but then i was like damn okay because also when drew told me that they had the baby my first question was like does she have hair yeah is she bald because and he was like i was like oh they want to facetime you to get your reactions they were and you was like i need to know if she bald because

if she is i'm gonna make fun of her like immediately like she's gonna get got because like if she doesn't have hair that's embarrassing also i was just like she has hair she she was born with hair which is a slay on her part she's already slaying she's so skinny too like um but she she's literally the skinniest baby i was like uh madeline was showing me the baby and i was like oh i was like she's low-key tan as fuck like why like on camera she didn't look yellow she literally she literally looked like she just came from fucking cabo yeah back from cabo on her vacation i was like well no i i spray tanned her because like i wasn't gonna have i thought she went to like the keys and got a little tan no no i just dipped her in like a tank of like a five gallon bucket by like the

head you know how they baptize babies yeah into turmeric and um self tanner kai has a timer now oh kind of like cool i've been waiting all week to show you god this is actually awesome oh your phone's not working oh look at that photo but i was like oh my god your baby is low-key tan as fuck and has hair like you had a latin baby i was like you literally had a latin baby um and she told me that no she has jaundice and inya just laughed out loud but in her defense like i've only ever made jokes about jaundice like saying i have jaundice like on my like dumb part of my brain i was just like i don't think also jaundice is a funny word like i have jaundice

i have big chungus disease oh i was waiting all episode to drop the big chungus it's been five minutes i'm i've got big chungus ew i hate that um but i laughed really fucking hard and then as we kept talking she didn't make any comment on me laughing that hard and i didn't hear drew laugh at it so i was like okay and as the conversation went off she's like yeah we're going back to the doctor tomorrow to like check on her jaundice and i was like oh they were being real like she really has jaundice yeah she does but like it's every baby not every baby but a lot of babies are born with it and it's not something to worry about at all

so like my sister made a healthy baby baby baby and she's really fucking cute normally infants like we've seen the photos of me as an infant like normally infants i'm sorry it could be it could be in his baby and i'd call it ugly to its face like normally infants are ugly as fuck no she's a really cute infant she actually looks like a doll it's really scary porcelain baby it's because she's got those little chubby cheeks i know she's got chubby cheeks and arms she's really cute but yeah it was scaring the fuck out of me because also that's the first person i know who has a baby where it's like i'm like close to them like we know we have friends who like have babies um and i know people who have kids but this is the first person that like i've like stayed in basically kind of full

contact you've known her as long as you've known me. Yeah. As long as I've known you. And also like she's the only friend who I've like met her whole family because I met your family. So like literally it feels like a cousin or like somebody I really know. It literally feels like I have a niece. Exactly.

Like I genuinely like, oh my God, I have a niece. And I'm like, oh, I need to go see my niece. Like we gotta get it going we're gonna try to go back to sear um pretty soon once the dust settles of being a new parent but like madeline is like madeline and steve i i've never seen like someone switch so quickly like that like everything changed but like not even like only like the parts that needed to change change but they're still themselves which i'd like i don't know what i expected but i thought them to thought people just like became parents and like that was it but like they're hella fucking normal and like they're such good parents it was like really freaky to watch them like parent because i was like dude like this is this is

crazy like y'all have like a child now that you have to take care of and y'all are doing it and also i'm pretty sure madeline like she said this her whole life but she was like destined to be mother like she's mother to a lot of these bitches already like she had to have her own so that is so crazy that is literally just so i feel like we talked about pregnancy in the last episode too it still just freaks me out like i give so much props to people our age who are at the mindset already where they are ready to have child because that like i'm not kidding that is like a death sentence yeah but it shouldn't be because i like i when i really think about it what is having a child yes it's an extreme responsibility that you will have for the rest of your life but not that it's

comparable to having a pet but that's the only that's the only like comparison i have is like having no true it's not it is bro but it's like having to care for this thing and it doesn't mean you get to stop having a life granted i could leave a zoo at home for two days straight and like you could leave the kid at home wait they upgraded they updated them like that oh that's something i looked up because i was like dude why the fuck you would think like a baby waking up every two hours like we would evolve past that like even when we were out in the jungle just like being fucking apes like running around having babies like you would think babies would sleep through the night because like a screaming child would

like alert predators or like make your mother like super fucking tired and like whatever make the village tired i don't know but i looked it up and there's like an evolutionary advantage to like kind of i think it's i forgot what it was exactly i read it off to steve last night but it's like hold on let me look it up before i butcher it um evolutionary evolutionary advantage to babies waking up three times a night it's supposed to like ensure greater chance for survival and passing on genes because you're taking more care of the baby like waking up in the middle of the night making sure it's okay making sure it's not suffocating like which like seems there they no one like ever really got to the bottom of it but there's a word m amenorrhea me grabbing your phone optimal spacing between

children i that kind of makes sense because i guess also maybe for the psychology of the baby to recognize who its caretakers are maybe that's like an important establishment within like them being the most obnoxious thing in the planet and bothering you that much but then that makes me think because you know how some parents are like we just let our kid cry we don't we don't touch it we let it cry and we haven't had a problem with it i wonder if those kids grow up to be like a little more disconnected no actually contrary to the way i am now i was a very quiet baby yeah um my parents are always talking about it i was like not which is shocking because i but maybe that's why i cried so much in my later adult life and i cry so much now because

you all have we all have this we're born with the same amount of tears you know you either cry them as a baby or you cry them as an adult whoa that was good that was if you said that in 2015 you would win it like i would have a hundred thousand notes on tumblr babes a hundred thousand notes but i didn't cry as a baby at all basically um and i was very sad but then once i was like able to speak i I was a fucking cry baby. And my nickname was boogers because I have always had a very runny sinus when I cry. Um, and all like one of the words I didn't know was boogers and I would get so annoyed and freaked out by my own boogers. And I would just start selling. Yeah.

I'd be like boogers. And I would just be screaming until somebody cleaned me. Nasty woman. Oh my God. You're low key clean nasty woman oh my god you're low-key a nasty woman i'm a nasty woman with a president who looks like he bathes in cheeto dust dust well sometimes when i fart when i'm laying down, I get scared that the fart's going to travel upwards and give me a yeast infection.

Well, it does. That's not possible. I think about that, too. I think about that whenever I fart. I'm not even joking. I'm like, if I was a woman, I would worry about it going into my pussy. Don't ever say the P word again, Kai. I'm sorry.

I won't talk again. That was disgusting. I was't talk. That was disgusting. I was like waiting for this. Why are you thinking about that? I just, I just think about it. Do I sound different? I feel like I haven't heard myself talk in a long time.

And I, I feel like I sound different. No, you sound the exact same. Okay. Just making sure. Actually, you know what?

Maybe not because yesterday you were kind of scaring me. Cause I was like looking at you and listening to you. I was like, dude, Drew is like fully a man now. And was like i was like oh also you have pink eye babe do i really your left eye is mad pink is it really i can't see the right side this one yeah he fucking had doo-doo eyes you go to the doctor recently have you got a colonoscopy no no what no i'm not rubbing shit into my eyes so i get sick i'm not doing that wait you would do that on purpose no i mean i said i'm not doing that i

don't wipe with my finger and no one even would ever assume you would just like on purpose put doodoo in your eye i know that's what I'm saying. I'm not doing that. Sick of dreaming smaller? Sick of investing but not seeing your money grow? Sick of feeling like you're leaving money on the table, paying high fees, and not knowing if you're even making the right investments? With Questrade, you get the right tools, stock insights, and proper guidance so you can become a better investor. It's time to get the financial future you deserve get yours quest trade why are you laughing because it's talking about putting poop in your face it's funny

i'm not doing that um well you said that when you were a kid you weren't a cry baby i may have talked about this no never mind i'm not talking about that let's move on okay well one time i uh cried in fifth grade after a teacher yelled at me and then she like screamed at me so crazy because she was like you're always fucking crying and yelled at me even more and then i never cried in school you know what i think i was so embarrassed i think we should encourage or encourage crying but i think boys shouldn't cry because boys don't cry yeah yeah i've never cried i feel like i would cry if i had pink eye oh my god i don't have fucking pink eye i need to look at it now you were he was in the bathroom for like 20 minutes my eye is literally not even red at all

i have like a little dot right here look over there yeah you're caught oh that is like kind of crazy that's not pink eye but that's crazy no you have pink eye i just smoked a blunt in the bathroom i'd be so happy if you did that. Yeah. Right. Right. Yeah, right. Well, now my eyes itch.

They actually itch now. Well, I just... I think I just have a hair in there. Because when I blink, it feels like there's something in there. Well, I was with Orion getting coffee coffee and there was like no you weren't and there weren't gnats ow you're like my new dr shoals socks i had to oh that's sorry you finish your story i was just gonna say there were literally gnats following orion around and we were crying out because i was like damn bitch you fucking stink like they were just on her

forever but i think it was like one pair of gnats started mating on her shoulder and then they literally were just following her but we had to move like five tables down each time we sat down each time we sat down there was just a swarm of gnats behind her and i like couldn't talk to her because we were having really serious conversations i was like i can't keep talking to you right now we have to like go somewhere else um and then what were you talking about one of them got my eye we were talking about motherhood um and it was scary scary conversations scary things were had scary conversations were had um but yeah tell your fucking stupid story you oh yeah yeah yeah so i had to fly to texas i was i was gonna be in and out and i packed like my suitcase really light because i already had a bunch of shit in la that i had to go get i mean in um texas that i had to bring back because i just didn't have

enough room in my suitcase last time so i packed light and i was like okay cool like i'm only gonna pack a couple outfits i'm only gonna be here a couple days whatever well the morning of my flight I decide that I want to bring my Uggs because like Alaska just happened and everything free froze over and there was like two inches of ice and I was like it's gonna be freezing for two days so like I'm gonna bring my Uggs so I took my shoes off and put them in my backpack and put my uggs on and for some reason um i wait wait wait wait wait wait let's back up let's back up so then i get in my uber uh to the airport and i'm just like chilling i'm in a good mood like me and the uber are talking about a lot of random shit it's nice one thing about you is you're gonna talk to the fucking

uber yeah like that i'll talk to them if they talk to me i'm not gonna like i'm not gonna start the conversation but i would like to interview this person and know what's going on in their life because like most ubers are very very open because they sit in silence all day because of people like you don't indulge in conversation i don't want to talk to a random man whose car i'm in because what if he falls in love with me and then stabs me when i deny him yeah yeah fair honestly fair um but i get all the way to the airport and i get out of the car and i realize oh wait let me back up a little more a little more so everybody in my life tells me i'm a fucking monster for getting to the airport two hours early and like getting there way way earlier than i should because you are a monster and this day my flight was like super super early and i was like oh like i'm gonna try getting there

like 30 minutes before my flight boards like everyone does because like if everyone can do it i can do it some exposure therapy like i'll be fine i'll make it so i get all the way to the airport my flight boards in 30 minutes and i'm like oh i like did it i did it i'm like making good time the tsa line was really short and right when i stepped out of the fucking uber i realized i left my suitcase at home and the only shit i had was a pair of shoes in my backpack and the clothes on my body so and then i freaked out and i was like oh my god like i'm gonna have to like uber all the way home and get my bag and i was like no i can't because my flight board's in 30 minutes so i called in you and i was like yo i might need you to uber

my oh my god there is like literally shit in my eye like what is going on yeah there's dude i know there's like literally shit flakes away right um but like calling you're freaking out i was like you might have to uber my bag and i was like but i'm gonna go to the counter and see if they can put me on the later flight just in case because they asked me if i wanted to for 300 and i was like i'll do it for free like literally just let me get on to the next flight so i went to the gate agent and they were so mean to me and i like even prefaced it. I was like, this is really embarrassing. And I can't believe I'm asking this, but is there a way I can be put on the next flight? And she just looks at me and she was like, sir, we don't do that here. And I was like, what do you fucking mean? And she was like, so you're not

going to be on your, or so you're not going to be in your seat on your flight. And I was like, I didn't say that. I was just asking if I could be put on the next flight. And I and i was like you know what out of spite literally the only reason i made it there on that day was because of that gate agent because i was like actually i'm taking my seat bitch like i don't give a fuck if you had 13 people online i'm taking that seat and i'm gonna be on this flight you can't talk to me like that no ma'am not today that's like when i lost my bag and the lady was trying to convince me that i didn't lose my bag that i like didn't have a bag and she was like oh i think i think i told that story she was like fully talking in spanish talking and shit talking shit about me and i was like bitch i hear you like that that is one thing that i i wish i knew another language that a lot of people spoke other

than english because hearing the shit people were talking about me is like something i wish i knew another language that a lot of people spoke other than english because hearing the shit people were talking about me is like something i wish i had because i know people are talking shit about me all the time in spanish but maybe like it's better to not know because it's like when we were in japan and we were with friends who did speak japanese and we were like unbeknownst to us like people were looking at us and like yeah they saw their tattoos and they're like they need to get off this mountain they need to get the fuck away from jobless jobless jobless americans they are not wrong though yeah exactly so i made it to texas and didn't have any clothes so i had to go to walmart that night and i got a bunch of underwear socks and t-shirts in a pair of jeans and a bunch of candy.

And I made candy-coated grapes, but I just dipped grapes in Jolly Ranchers, and they were fucking deloacious. Do they, like, cook, though, when they get dipped in there? No, because I froze them. And then I let them thaw out, and then I came home and crunched into them. It was so yummy. I just don't know if i could get by that i was watching somebody eating like a big thing of it and it was like nerds covered strawberries and stuff i was like god is so upset right now god is looking down and being like bitch i gave

you sweets what are you doing to them like why are you putting chemicals on them why are you putting red 40 and like blue 30 onto the fucking strawberries I gave you? I think no one's talking about actually genuinely how healthy red 40 is for you because I've survived off of it for like literally 22 years. I don't know if that makes you healthy. You've also avoided all of your doctor's calls. And that means I'm healthy because I'm not dead yet. Because if it was unhealthy, I be dead i don't know i think i consumed the most red 40 like i actually i would place myself in the top one percent of

red 40 consumers in this world i don't know i think i think any high schooler beats you oh but i was already in the high school and i already did that i already went through okay yeah true true maybe you would make i think you would 100 make top one percent of 24 year olds yeah oh yeah because most people who are like our age are like hitting the wall where they're like i can't keep eating like that like i can't i just have a good metabolism you just like also don't buy groceries so you have to do that like you were like forced to sustain you were like you forced yourself into a corner where you have to like eat gas station food to survive and i and i'm getting the nutrients i need from takis and hot cheetos i wonder if somebody did like a test on your cholesterol and stuff like where would you stand oh i'm good i had that done recently

i'm literally good how the only thing wrong with me is my heart and i think it's the puff bar and that's it but i'm like healthy you don't eat vegetables though i eat vegetables quit trying to spread that lie i eat vegetables you do not eat i literally do i eat vegetables you eat buffalo cauliflower yep and then sometimes you have broccoli. Yup. But you do not. Flour is a vegetable, babe. All the chips I eat is literally corn. Let's talk about it. You don't get to say you eat vegetables because you eat like hot sauce covered cauliflower. I think I do.

I don't think. I think I do. And also you do that once a week. You're so off of that now. You haven't been having that. So like I don't remember the last time I saw you eat vegetables. And then the vegetables that come with your veggie grill sit in your platter and go in the garbage. Side-eye.

Side-eye. I'm side-eyeing you. Woo. Side-eye is the new like uh like the tea like when people would just like comment the frog emoji that's side eyes and do that wow wait what were we talking about before we got into the vegetable you're not eating vegetables going to the doctor red 40 i lost that something airplane i had something really good to talk about i feel like if it was not good, it would have just like...

It would have came back to me. It really would have. We'll move on. Let me go open the notes app to see what I've got to talk about. Oh, we'll talk about one time in high school when I was in my drug addict phase. Really, really in deep really bad really naughty never do anything I did never do anything I do but nobody knows what you did so yeah I mean I've been pretty open yeah but it was when I was working at the gas station um one thing about

this podcast is I'm gonna mention growing up poor you're gonna mention having a drug yeah exactly exactly um but i went to or i had a shift at the gas station and it was i you know i was showing you how you had to like connect the soda juice it was one of those shifts so i was fucking pissed like when you have to like carry the big ass soda bags that are in the cardboard boxes that are like 80 pounds and put them on the shelf and then connect it. My hands would be like cut and I was so bad at opening boxes. Did you ever stain your hands with like the. Yeah, the red 40. The big red would always get on my head.

I fucking hated big red. And that was literally what the TikTok was, was the red 40. Whatever. But I was on shift and i was fucking pissed and i was like damn i need to like get home and i want to like get fucked up so i texted one of my friends and i was like how do i buy lean i want lean so bad because i'd had it before and it was fucking lit and i was like oh i want it again so i hit up one of my friends and i got connected to a guy who still to this day, he's like one of the only people from my hometown that follows my like side Instagram because I like blocked everybody else off because I was like, fuck you guys. But he still follows it.

And like we were really close when we were younger because it was a small town. And then like there's got to be a designated drug dealer in every town in every age group like that's just like a thing and he just happened to become the drug dealer and so i hit him up i got his number i hit him up and i was like yo like uh also he was really close friends with this kid that i went to school with that had like a disorder where he would get blisters all over his feet why are you laughing like only on your feet yeah he would get blisters on his hands and feet so he couldn't walk so he had to like sit down all the time but he was a doc martin yeah exactly exactly he was a shed though so it's like okay um but they

were really close friends and you that's gonna be you when you have your bed sores yeah yeah because i literally just laid in bed today when we were getting up for the podcast i was like oh i'm getting to like stand up and move around like i've been in bed since 5 a.m um but what was i saying oh so i like texted him uh and was like yo like can i buy like i forget how much it was it was like four ounces of lean or something and i was like i want it in the baby bottle because like that was like a thing is like getting lean in a baby bottle and so like my entire shift i was so excited he was like how do you want to do this deal and i was like honestly i put my key on the back of the wheel and the wheel well like on top of the

tire just open my car and put it in my console and i was like looking back giving a drug dealer the keys to your car is like batshit crazy but small town i had like a very noticeable car also you were like kind of friends with him yeah exactly and i was like he's not gonna fucking steal my car because like i will literally find him and i'll break his bones um no i won't uh but so i got off my shift i opened it and i saw it and it literally looked like it was gold like it was purple because it was activists and i was like oh this is so fucking exciting like i'm about to drink lean again like this was like peak like lean zan era i was like i'm gonna be so cool so i got i was like really excited and before my shift ended i stole a sprite and some jolly ranchers because i stole everything from that fucking job um but i get home

i have the double cup styrofoam cup i put ice in it and i pour up i pour up i put the jolly ranchers in it i make walkie slush i make a walkie slush and i'm drinking it and i'm like this doesn't taste like it did before and i was like whatever like i'm just tripping like whatever so i'm like sipping on it and then i like notice i'm getting like really tired and i'm like oh like this is just like i'm like i'm nodding off like whatever i'm like getting really high and then I finished the whole cup because I was like oh I want to feel what it feels like to finish it all at once and I just like knocked out I fell asleep and I woke up the next day and I realized he had just given me Benadryl and I just drank a cup of fucking benadryl and fell asleep and i was too

big of like a baby to be like yo like give me my money back you just sold me benadryl because i was like i'm not hard like i'm a fucking skinny twink like yeah here i go like asking this drug dealer give me my money give me my money back um but so yeah that's my story sis you're over i'm gonna tweet about this tea frog sipping emoji noted literally noted literally noted um so i never bought drugs from him again well we should find him and fucking break his bones i know he doesn't do he he keeps up with me so he might be seeing might be seeing this and just know i know you sold me what if he hits you up and he's like it actually wasn't benadryl you just have the strongest like tolerance intolerance ever so it just like didn't really fuck yeah it it definitely was benadryl though yeah it really

was that is so awesome you after a long day of going to school and working at the gas station being like uh i need to kick my shoes off i need to have a beer i like understand that like i like after a day of doing anything i'm like no i need a drink like literally me when this is my dog i'm like but that's me with fortnite instead of beer i'm like oh i need a round of no no you after playing fortnite damn i need a beer that was a lot that was a lot um but yeah i it's part of me is sad that i didn't do any of that stuff as a kid but i'm like i could do it as an adult and not risk um my brain development if i really wanted to now but now i just don't have like i just don't have a want to it's also just all fentanyl yeah now it's like super dangerous um but the drugs just aren't the same way they used to be i know they used to be fun we used to buy like footballs or bars of xanax

and just get football it's two milligrams of xanax instead of four somebody the other day posted edibles and it was like at the thing where it says how much is in it it was 2.5 grams and i was like that was literally obliterated obliterated obliterated obliterated what is that two milligrams like i don't even know wait grams yes it was 2.5 grams like a 2000 i used to love custom grow 420 i i lived in texas and couldn't find weed and i was 13 years old 2 500 milligrams that is fucking crazy and but it wasn't like one thing it was like each thing was probably like 500 milligrams and it was like a little pack of like cookie things and i was like like, we've gone too far. That is radioactivity. That's Chernobyl in a fucking bag for me.

That would literally like my skin would start melting. And I would like, yeah. Like I would grow another head. You guys would never see me again. You would run away. No, I would evaporate into thin air. Like I would have it and then be on the couch with y'all. And then one second just like, like disappear.

But yeah, I just, I knew a lot of kids who were who would drink lean literally in class like because i think the teachers didn't really understand what that was or like what to look out for yeah but there would be kids just in my class with a sprite bottle with purple sprite in it just like at the front of class too. They weren't in the back. This one kid that I remember his face. I don't remember his name. I remember we were sitting in class. It was maybe an algebra class and he was just sitting there with his whole bottle. That is so fire. Bright and early.

7.20am is when school started. This was my first class of the day. He literally for 7.30am, he woke up and was like I need to take a load off. He was like this high school shit is too much. No, he woke up and was like, I need to take a load off. He was like, this high school shit is too much. No, he was just fully fucking addicted and would go into full-blown withdrawals if he stopped sipping. He would start getting the shakes if he didn't have it. Yeah, exactly.

I wish I was that cool. I would just drink vodka and Powerade bottles in physics. I drank. Every day in physics, I would have like three shots of vodka in a Powerade bottle that I bought from the lunch line and I aced that class. And one time I got caught cheating because you had to put your phones in the calculator spots to get it. And I was like, I'm smarter than you.

I'm just going to bring a second phone because I had my cracked iPhone 4. So I put my real iPhone in there and I took my other one and just used the calculator the entire time. And we got busted. And that day or the next day I had a golf tournament. So I was like away on golf or at the tournament. Yeah, I played fucking golf. So what? But I was at a golf tournament and it was literally only me that got caught cheating, but she lectured the whole class and had the principal come in there. And everybody was like, none of us were cheating. It was literally drew. And she hit me up and she was like,

I'll let you like retake your test for like a 90 if you want. Cause I did really good on it. Cause I had a calculator. And the next day I stayed after school, retook the test and fucking aced it, got a 98, but I could only get a 90 because i cheated but if you just believe in your abilities and just understand that the knowledge is in there and

it's just about tapping in and just really having confidence in yourself you can get through anything without cheating no stop cheating because i need a doctor. We need accountants. We need doctors. We need accountants. Not more influencers. Stop cheating, please. Stop cheating. Start counting, please. Yes. Fuck, what was I going to say? I forgot.

But yeah, I get really drunk in that class. And I literally aced it. I had a four point. I literally never was high or drunk or anything like that in school. But I remember the first time i saw people my age getting drunk it was like sixth seventh grade and this girl like i remember who it was because i have another story about her that i've told that's like a really popular story but she had one of the small little things of vodka in sixth grade granted i'm sure that would get a sixth grader fucked up

yeah that would because now at my age that much alcohol literally like gets i'm like i cannot get behind the car wheel like i will kill everybody in this town um so like i'm sure it did get her drunk but it was like thinking back to those moments it is so embarrassing like riding around on yeah no literally like falling down the stairs it was such a big commotion that people were like following her around she had a crowd following her around because it was all these kids who had never seen a drunk person our age before and we're all like following her around and i remember being embarrassed of her though i remember being like this is like a lot and then in i think this was like 11th or 10th or 11th grade, the other time I had seen

somebody who was younger than me get drunk, I was really, really mean to them because I was like, you were so embarrassing. Cause it was like when the like first group of like actually alternative kids came to our school and that wasn't a thing. And there was this one girl who I found really obnoxious. Cause I'm like, babe, you're a ninth grader. Why are you an alcoholic? Like, that that is so embarrassing like i always found it really embarrassing i was like get a grip you need to get a grip like your life you were you were 14

years old like what are we talking about and she would always come with like a little thing of vodka and put it into an apple juice and one time she was like drunk came up to me and my friends and was like do you guys want some and i was like do you fucking hear yourself i was like no i don't want any of your baba juice like i said something like super mean and like just like so i was just so and i literally was like i don't want any of your fucking kitty juice no and she was like oh my god you're such a fucking like she was like just so drunk she was trying to get someone else to be an alcoholic i was like it's literally 10 40 a.m like go away from me and then i she ended up stopping so basically i saved somebody i saved somebody

from a life of terror but with shame because that's the only way you can change people's with shame yes and embarrassment yes yes. Yes. Yeah. No love. Just shame. But yeah, I wasn't doing anything like that. I do remember the first time I got high in Miami, me and my friend like bought weed from, I don't even know who we bought weed from. He had it in his sock, right? No, that was the first time I saw weed.

The first time I saw weed was in sixth grade. This guy I had a crush on who was like the badass kid at my school who also recently had gotten suspended for two weeks because when he had, he had a broken arm for like a month and with his broken arm, there was video footage on the news of him breaking into the school and breaking all the windows of the doors. Like, cause you know how there are the metal doors with the little windows breaking into the school with his other homie right behind him. And he had a broken arm and he, with the broom was like breaking the windows going in and stealing the chocolate donation money and then he got caught because there were security

guards there and they took the money from him and they were like yeah you're suspended for like three weeks um so he got suspended for three weeks i don't know why he wouldn't get expelled for that because that's literally breaking it up but he got expelled and then when he came back we were sitting out on like the um the like this like field that we had in the back of the school and i was sitting there with him and then he was like have you ever seen weed before and i was like no and then he took off his fucking stinky ass jordan and turned it over and it fucking plopped out he was wearing 14s at the time i remember because i had the same shoes because i was like we're twinning um and he took it out and it was like the smallest

amount of weed i probably like now thinking back to it it was literally stems he stole it from his older brother yeah no he fully did um and he was like do you want to smoke some i was like no and he was like i just love that you're like a good girl you're like a good girl and then i think he did get expelled like not that long after because he was constantly smoking weed in sixth grade on the property but the first time i smoked weed was i like bought weed from somebody like in my grade like this was like i think 12th, like, maybe early 11th grade. It was 11th, 12th grade. It was most likely 12th grade. I bought weed. And then me and my friends went to, like, an arcade or something.

Like, it had to have been 12th grade because I had the money to get us an Uber. So it had to have been 12th grade. We went to, like, this arcade or something with our friends. And, like, I think they gave us the weed because I told them I wanted weed. They gave us the weed because I I told them I wanted weed they gave us the weed and then me and my friend were like walking down this really busy street in Miami like freaking out because we're like fuck we don't have like rolling paper we don't have like blunt wraps or anything and we were like both 17 and we were like oh my god we are so stupid we have no way of fucking smoking this and then I think we were just like walking around in Miami

and we were like let's just go into a random store and see if like they'll just sell it to us and i think like there was like a younger guy working behind the counter and we just like started talking to him and then when we bought it i think he just didn't care he was like okay and like just sold us like the blunt wraps and then i went home and i had to look up a tutorial on how to rule the blunt and me and my friend sat in my backyard. And it's the house my parents live at right now. So, you know, like, where my dad sits. We went back there and we were watching it.

And my little sister was trying so hard to, like, be around us. And I was like, go inside. Get away. Get away. And then we got high and we, like, were just, like, in my house hanging out watching TV and, like, eating snacks and chilling. And that was a friend who I did that, like, not're just like in my house hanging out, watching TV and like eating snacks and chilling. And that was a friend who I did that like not a lot with. I only smoked weed in Miami like three times. Literally three times in my life. One of them was traumatic.

Two of them were fun. Because the other time was prom. Oh, and I ate a fat ass nug. Because I was the person who everybody was like, eat it. Like, I bet you won't eat it. And I was like, this won't do anything to me the person who everybody was like, eat it. Like, I bet you won't eat it. And I was like, this won't do anything to me. And then they were like, eat it. And I was like, eating nugs doesn't like get you high.

And then I just ate a nug and we all thought it was really funny. Damn. And it was so stupid. You're like a popular girl. I was just so crazy. You're fine. You're crazy. Yeah, that was my. Me and my family went on like a family vacation. And it was like one of those hotels where like, you could have like, it was like all free. I think it's all inclusive. And they had like a hookah lounge and like a bar like around every fucking corner. It was like the craziest shit I've ever seen. and me and my three older brothers all stayed in a room madeline and jody stayed in a room and then my parents stayed in a

room and my brothers like the night before had gone to the beach and like it's so easy to get weed there so they just like bought weed like they literally go up and ask you if you want weed and so my brothers bought some and they took it back to the hotel room and they were smoking on the balcony i think i was like maybe 13 maybe 14 and they were like waving for me to come out there and i was like they were like hit this hit this and i was like no i'm not smoking weed with you guys and they like were granted they were not much older than me so it's not like they were grown-ass men trying to get their young ass yeah it was just older brother shit and they like blew

it in my face like blew it in my face and i like freaked out and i like ran out of the room and i was like i'm gonna get i'm gonna get so fucking high like this is oh i'm over and they're like you can't get high like that and i was like it's done it's done and i think i either actually did get high or i had placebo or some shit because i went to the dinner table and oh my god it was actually so scary they had like one of those mariachi bands that was going around the restaurant and they stood at our table for like what felt like five hours just playing the loudest music i've ever fucking heard i've ever heard in my entire life and i was like freaking the fuck out i was like this is so i was like covering my ears i was like over it and i didn't care i will say like when you were young

a mariachi band is the if you're somebody who's easily overstimulated by noise every time i heard one as a kid i cried and freaked out yeah it is so even now like i still find them really overstimulating because it's like how do you get those instruments to be so loud i've been in rooms where they play instruments but somehow like mariachi instruments are literally like reverberating off the wall um but i i also think it was because i was either high or like thought i was high and i was just like freaking the fuck out and so i like laid my head on the table for like 10 minutes and my dad was like lift up your head drew and then I like lifted it up and I was just sitting there and I put it back down and I like fell asleep again and then my dad like shoved me he was like fucking wake up why are

you asleep at the dinner table and like I just sat up again and I laid my head down a third time and they were in like my brothers had caught on to like what was going on i was either they they thought i was like high from them and they like started freaking out because they were also high and my dad was like what did y'all do to him and they were like nothing he just like we were chilling on the balcony and like they just like came up with a bullshit lie and then i fell asleep for a fourth time and my oldest brother was like all right we're going back to the room and they just like came up with a bullshit lie and then i fell asleep for a fourth time and my oldest brother was like all right we're going back to the room and they just like took me up to the room and got me room service and like he like kind of gave me like he like babied me so i didn't like tell

on them but i never told on them and then also on that same trip uh there was like a hookah lounge and my brothers like snuck me into the hookah lounge and i smoked hookah for the first time but it didn't have nicotine in it it was just like regular hookah and i felt like the coolest person in the world and then my parents said they were gonna give me a shot and they just made like a virgin shot they gave me a mad on like like they were like they they were white with blue and a little bit of red on the top and we were like like, oh, fuck. We're like going to get fucked up. And my parents gave it to us. And we took it. And we were like, oh, that was like nasty.

That's literally like. It was nasty. And it had no alcohol in it. And we thought we were drunk. That's literally what we did to my little sister for New Year's. She like genuinely was like, I am so drunk. She was like, and yeah, I'm literally going to get drunk tonight. We're going to do that to Maddox soon.

And we literally kept like what we were doing was we would i had like the shaker to make margaritas i would make me and my mama margarita and then like my little sister would be like can you give me some like give me some of it and i'd be like okay and then when she would look around i would literally there's nothing in the thing there's just the ice and i would put water in it and shake it and be like this is gonna get you really drunk so be careful don't tell mom yeah i was like don't tell anybody and i would just pour that in and because it had like the remnant of like saltiness from whatever was in the shaker so it was like oh my god this tastes disgusting this is so strong this is so crazy like do and we um i gave her like three of those

and she was like you have to stop because i'm I'm like, I'm going to get too crazy. Tequila makes me crazy. She's just like, I can't keep having these. And I was like, just don't say anything. That's awesome. We want to do that to Maddox where we give him like sparkling wine and tell him it's real wine and see how he reacts. We'd be like, you're going to get drunk.

My other little sister. Oh my God. This is literally so embarrassing. And we make fun of her for all the time like it's our favorite thing we went to like a christmas party and then we came back home and they had given me and my brother like the sparkling like cider like the apple cider what is it called there's like that one burn that comes in like a champagne bottle and she had given it to us and then when we got home my parents were like oh we're gonna go back to their house and like keep hanging out. But they dropped the kids off at home basically.

So like my smallest siblings were asleep. It was just me, my older brother, and then my like sister who's like three years older than me. And we're sitting around. And at this time, she's probably like 13, like 13, 14. And me and my brother went to the kitchen and we were like, we should tell her that this is like real and like we like went up to her and we were like hey so they left that bottle here when they

meant to take it back but me and Dante are gonna drink it so like do you want some and she was like oh my fucking god yes like she was literally like yes like can I have some and we were like okay but you like need to like shut the fuck up like you. We were like, don't say anything about it. And she was like, okay, I don't care. And then we gave it to her, and she had, like, an iPod Touch, and she had had, like, a cup and a half, and she was, like, sitting in the corner not saying anything. She was, like, like, drinking, and she was, like, like, acting. Like, she was nodding off of the chair.

And me and my brother were just, like, watching her. We didn't say anything. And she was, like like i don't know if i could keep having this like she was like just like acting drunk and we were like bitch that is fucking apple juice and she got so i can't believe y'all told her she got so embarrassed she was like i literally like i fucking knew it like i wasn't even like she got so embarrassed and we held it above her head forever like every gathering, we were like, don't give Sophia any of that fucking apple cider. She's going to turn up. We were like, do not do that to her. Like, she will literally freak the fuck out.

Dude, ah. And it was so fun. I need, yeah. But it's so fun, like, doing that to little kids because they think they're getting turned the fuck up. Like, it's awesome. I imported a transcript of the last episode into chat gpt and it says i'm sorry but this content appears to be inappropriate and offensive it contains discussions of illegal and harmful activities such as the use of drugs and makes light of

serious issues like cheating and relationships there's no way that's real i swear to god i strongly advise against promoting or engaging with this type of content oh my god we're gonna be the first to go when the robots take over they're gonna erase this but maybe that will be good for us they're gonna erase our digital footprint because they don't like us which could be yeah it would be nice would be nice that's awesome though um well i still stand by cheating is good for women women should me and my mom literally had that conversation on the way on the way to the airport yesterday about like i was like pro-cheating yeah because women already like more in the loss of

their relationship way before the men did and that's why men get destroyed when they break up but when women just move on in a week it's because they already they've been mourning this for seven months but they were trying to keep it together and hold it together but the man was too busy being a fucking idiot yeah i mean like my shit's good at home i don't care i get to play ps5 oh that's my exciting guys this is so exciting um so i took a bunch of clothes to sell them because i had so many clothes and i finally was like i need to get rid of some of these clothes i did donate a bunch of things i know i'm like actually a lot of shit a lot of shit a lot of things were done so if you're in the greater la area, just like look out for Inya's Closet. It's all out there.

But I did sell a bunch of stuff. And with that money, I bought a PS5. And I am literally like I'm so excited to play Fortnite on the new machine. That's also like. The graphics are going to be really good. I know they're going to be like insane. I'm like genuinely so excited. But I do need to play more games. I'm going to play play last of us that's actually what got me going is i wanted i

was like looking at footage of the last of us game i was like fuck this has always been a game i've wanted to watch and since we're watching the show now like i feel like i need to play it and then ps5s have been fucking sold out and out of stock for god knows how long and just so happened the day i looked it up they had just been restocked um at best buy and game stop and game stop was sold out but best buy had a few left so i was like i am copying it's a sign if you can see one in stock just get it it's a sign because they are so i want to play it takes two oh and i want to play the new hogwarts game the harry potter game i know i am very anti harry potter it's like it looks cool oh where do you think you're gonna play that on your fucking ps5 no i'm gonna play it no harry

potter when you're asleep when you're asleep i'm gonna open up that ps5 and shit down the side and fucking push it back on there i I'm going to do that. I'm going to fucking piss into the CD port. I literally have done that before. I think I've told that story. I pissed all over my brother's Nintendo 64. And I came back like three weeks later and it was like crystallized and like it was growing crystals and shit.

And I was like, to this day, I've told them now, but I held it down for like literally 10 15 20 years in honduras when i had a really bad double the amount i think i had traveler sickness like i think that's also honestly what i had when i was just like god forsakenly sick forever um but i was getting these awful migraines i also used to get the worst migraines when your grandma would give you the cocaine yeah my like the secret medicine that i don't know what it is it's just a powder and she would make me go eat it out of her hand and i was like it works i i need to ask her what the fuck that was yeah but um also i was such a brat bitch my grandma makes really good still is i really am my grandma makes really fucking good

uh tortillas and i i've always hated store-bought tortillas something about the smell freaks me the fuck out i fucking like the flour ones the flour and corn ones like i don't mind corn but flour there is a smell to them that makes me sick and my grandma when she would come home with them instead of like working her ass off and making her whole family tort grandma when she would come home with them instead of like working her ass off and making her whole family tortillas when she would bring them home i would throw a fat literally like literally start crying and be like no and then when she started putting them on the sofa i was like um and freaking out but when i was really fucking sick from probably just like the water like for me having a kid which doesn't make sense because I went there so much as a kid.

But whatever. When I was really sick, my little cousin was playing PS2 with my brother and they were screaming and like yelling. And I went and I picked it up and I fucking slammed it on the ground, which I think I've said before. But I went and I picked it up and I slammed it on the ground. And then the demo just- And then I threw it on the ground. And then the demo just. And then I threw it on the ground. It's a dick in the box. Okay.

Why were we so obsessed with music? Like parody music? I don't know. Parody music is not a thing anymore. We need to bring back the key of awesome. Parody music isn't a thing anymore but i guess actually it makes sense because the people who were into like all those snl songs like the adults of that time were like come on i guess it is still a thing but they were like just now

it just now came yeah they were like weird al yankovic like fans as kids and then they grew up and they like still needed that kind of stimulation um it's gone you need to stop doing that hide your kids hide your wife well i don't believe in electric cars and i genuinely think in like 10 years we're gonna have like an insane massive explosion of multiple cars happening and it's gonna be a nightmare like i genuinely think the lithium batteries in cars that are on the street because i was in a garage going into a cvs and this random electric car which i didn't know the brand of it it was like maybe like a sion or like a nissan or something the sound it was making it was literally it sounded like i was

in a fucking like nuclear plant like it was just like the craziest sound ever we're gonna have nuclear powered cars sooner than later yeah we're gonna we're gonna experience literally like mass catastrophes of these cars getting into crashes and fucking exploding and causing like radioactive waste because why the fuck are we letting like lithium cars heat up to that like i don't know i'm sure there's i'm sure they're safe but in my head in 10 years watch all of them are gonna like rot the way batteries did in all your old toys and they're gonna explode the earth yeah well the way the lithium and cobalt is mined um is very very immoral and honestly uh it's all greenwashing and electric cars aren't really much more safe for the environment than a gas car um but that could be like gas big gas companies

pushing their agenda just as much as like big electric is pushing their agenda but like the power for the electric cars has to come from somewhere the energy has to come from somewhere and it's probably fucking coal mines and no one's telling us also i just don't believe in that because why the fuck would i want to sit and charge my goddamn car i'm i'm gonna get an electric car i'm going to i i fear i might i fear i thought he was a man but he was okay well we talked about this very briefly um in a lot of earlier episodes but the ai snowball is actively happening in front of our face and no one is like talking about it what um what do you mean like a little more specific like once the world gets a taste for ai it's gonna snowball and evolve quicker than we could ever even imagine and sooner than later we're gonna be ai ourselves and then we're gonna be in the singularity and

we're gonna be a cloud i wish i could remember because i was talking about this other day and there was one specific thing that was freaking me out and i was like we are so done um but i can't think of it but it's that's how i feel about almost everything recently oh it was there was an uh ai thing that can make your movies different artists sing different songs so like if you wanted ariana to sing like um take a bow by madonna there is a generator that can take all of her like songs. And generate her singing that whole song in the same melody. And some of them don't sound very good. But like specifically the Ariana Grande ones that I was hearing.

Sound so much like her. And yeah we are meeting our end. But it's okay because we're going to be the last generation that has like semi-normalcy. I do feel bad for anyone born after 2008. Yeah. Because it's gonna be actually i i will um or i i'm like scared of like what the internet is doing to society because like conspiracy theorists like always existed they always they've always been around but they were like your weird like friend's older brother in his room like being a stoner like

and having like neon posters on his wall yeah exactly um but now that like the internet has like connected all of these freaks like that have the same thoughts they've all like said they've been saying everything is like a conspiracy and it's it's really like honestly starting to scare me the way like like a video of like lebron james beating the scoring record uh of the all-time scoring record popped up on my feed and i was like oh cool i'm gonna watch this and then shortly into the video i realized it was like conspiracy brainwashing about the number 38 and all of the comments were like yeah like and the he he broke the record 38 weeks after he was born and they were all being like dead serious and i was like literally what is going on and why is this happening and there needs to be like a limit of like internet like genuinely i

believe there needs to be a limit to the internet because like the and like all of the comments where it's like or everybody talking about how like oh the world and, like, all of the comments where it's, like, or everybody talking about how, like, oh, the world is ending, the world is ending. Like, take the internet away from them. And, like, let them go outside and be normal. And, like, they'll realize it's genuinely okay. But, like, I'm probably just a denier. Oh, you know what? I have theories on dreams.

Like, I really do. I've been having, like, a lot of really weird dreams. Coming right off of saying like people need to stop making conspiracies and like being able to do that on the internet and you're like all right so here's my theory i have theories where do i share my theories i have theories to share who can i talk to um so i genuinely do believe that when you're dreaming you're just with like i i genuinely like i've gotten to the point where I believe this with my full chest and there's like no convincing the otherwise. And I will be the sole pusher of

this idea and I'll die on this hill and I'll die alone on this idea. But in 30 years in the future, when they can research dreams properly, I will be a genius. And like, and people will be like, he was saying it before everybody i swear just watch this when this happens um but i genuinely believe when you go to sleep um and you wake up in a dream and like you're in that dream you're waking up in a different dimension and i'm i'm sorry like i know it sounds hoopy doopy whatever bullshit but for some reason i can't shake it because like the feeling that i get like in these dreams is it it's so fucking weird it literally feels like real life and i'm like there's no way people have way more realistic dreams than others yeah i don't know because

the dreams lately i've literally like been convinced and like been living real life and then like i've been having dreams lately where i'm having like five different dreams as one at once so they're all like stacked on top of each other and like i have like screenshots of these dreams memorized where like it's five different things happening at once and it freaks me the fuck out and like when i wake like for example when i was on the plane like i had a dream flying there and it freaks me the fuck out and like when i wait like for example when i was on the plane like i had a dream flying there and it felt like i experienced like an entire lifetime when i woke up it was so fucking jarring um but yeah i believe people watch more um like movies porn and stuff oh yeah i think it has something to do with like all the porn that i watch and consume

it sounds like you watch really expansive porn though. Yeah. It's like everything everywhere at once, but porn. It's porn. It's porn. Well, I don't sleep to dream.

Wow. Wake me up when September ends. I'm going to fucking kick the fuck out of you. Um, I think I'm going to join a boxing class and then on one of these episodes beat the living fuck out of drew okay i'd like to see you try um i've been watching the sopranos and it's fucking awesome and that's that's all i really have to say you start watching uh start watching the sopranos uh sopranos like once every three months you're like

i'm watching okay i started it like two three months ago um and then i was watching it with a friend and i hadn't seen the friend in a long time it's like how i watch girls i watch what do you mean by friend i watch girls with orion and we haven't fucking watched any more episodes because we watched together and we were like we need to watch this together and i haven't made it past episode eight because me and orion when we're together we like to just like get high and be on our iphones and not on tv um but yeah i have that's why i didn't watch it but now i'm back to watching it and i've been binging sopranos that's such big chungus vibes sopranos is big chungus as fuck see that doesn't even hurt because i have this condition that makes it so i don't

feel pain heat hunger whatever i could stick my hand on the stove right now and it wouldn't hurt me okay promise promises promises i was listening to poker face by lady gaga yesterday when i walked into the house and i think it might be one of the greatest songs ever made and i fully believe that i thought judas also judas lady gaga has like 15 entries in the top 100 for me so this is lana del rey i think what what about top five would she make the top five for nostalgia reasons yes but i don't think so one of my top fives is always going to be somebody else's guy by jocelyn brown yeah that song is so i still remember when we saw um who was it performing it at like a drag show and that's how i found it and i what show was that it was for it was with james charles yeah oh my god that's a story we'll never

tell it wasn't even that crazy it was actually sweet he gave us tickets to go see uh the all not all stars wasn't an all-star season no it was i don't think it's like season seven or something yeah um no it was like season 12 or something like that oh wow uh but yeah it was just maybe season 10 when they go around and perform after they go on tour and it was fucking lit and then we have a photo with all the drag queens and that was before i really watched rupaul's drag race and i was like where is that photo because it's crazy has that hasn't researched wearing a playboy cardi yeah i look like there's i look straight but i don't but everybody thought it was funny because i like look really uncomfortable but look i was shaking it in my fucking boots because it was the who's the girl

that had the peach on her head i always forget her name that's who was performing it yeah i can't think of her name um well yeah for my media it's the sopranos and last of us even though the best episode was episode three and i just don't think they're going to surpass that. Oh my god, we didn't talk about that. That episode was single-handedly, I'd say, goes down as top five episode of TV of all time. Obviously, I'm biased, but that shit was fucking awesome. I don't even think bias or not. It is undeniably one of the best. It felt like a movie like i've never seen an episode of a show of a show and been so it felt like i watched like a

two-hour movie and i wanted to watch a two-hour movie of that yeah it was so good also we just don't get like gay love stories like that where it's like not even i don't know i could get into it but i'm not going to but yeah it was just really beautiful and super i'm not gonna spoil because it was good you should watch it you should watch um nick offerman was on i forgot what late night show but he made a joke he was like he was like it was that episode was watched i think six million times on the first night wow um and he was like yeah and hbs still million times on the first night. Wow. And he was like, yeah, and HBO still put me on here for the last 6 people who haven't seen it. So if you're one of the last 18 people on the planet who haven't seen it, you should go watch it. That's awesome.

Because I feel like most of our audience would have seen that, but maybe not. Yeah, you should watch that, though. Yeah. Watch that. You don't have to watch the show because it's really extremely mid, and that's a hot take but that episode single-handedly yeah you can literally just watch that episode that's how it's felt so far though the first episode so fucking good second episode okay whatever third episode so fucking good fourth episode okay have you watched the fourth episode yeah i didn't watch it yet it you know what it is is i was saying to drew that it easily i feel like could have been a movie

i haven't played the game though so there's a chance that's just not true because i think there's like two three parts to the fucking game so maybe it couldn't have been a movie but i feel like it could have been like one movie two movie three movie like it could have been movies but series are always way more profitable and way more like oh my god i'm on the edge of my seat yeah i know like conservatives and evangelical christians were pissed that played the video games were pissed about that but then they got read the filth because in the show it's or in in the comics or in the game it said he had a partner but they didn't specify like yeah i think he was gay in the game but they didn't

realize that until the show and like people were also i'm sorry we're you're watching a movie about fucking zombies and that's what you're nitpicking like get a fucking life and a job fucking freak bitch oh my god my song is oh my show that's not your song though or your show it's your it's your media of the week but it's not your song actually i did make devil no what was it demon slayer i started demon slayer last two nights ago oh my god and it is really fucking awesome and i put it off for so long because everybody in the world and their fan base is really fucking weird but everyone was like you have to watch demon slayer it's really really cool and i started watching it and i was like damn this is really cool and i watched like seven episodes last night um before waking up at 5 a.m me watching six

episodes of sopranos last night sopranos sopranos sopranos um but i also my song is bittersweet symphony by the verve i fucking love that song uh porcelain by moby and i'll give you one more uh cannonball by the breeders also um unfinished symphony mine is i think of you by little annie we've only just begun grant green um at last i am free i found the original but this one's by chic i can't find lucy in front of me and wood cabin which i've said by st etienne it was in an episode of the sopranos this song okay i was back in texas not too long ago no no like two years ago uh and i had just found um at last i am free i can finally see in front of me and i would sit in the car alone parked like really far away from my house like screaming and crying to that song and i love that song sounds like you have issues because i don't do that kind of crap like when i get to my house i just go inside i don't give a fuck sitting in the car is the best feeling ever oh now you sit in the car now you sit in the car she wants to be me so

fucking bad you don't even have a car babes so i did and i did sit in the car i used to sit in the car after school and not purposely not turn on the ac when it was like 110 degrees outside and sweat all the toxins out and do my homework while i was sweating that's actually awesome me and orion love committing a mess sitting in the car just when we're out and we're like what are we supposed to be doing next we don't want to go home yet so we just park the car and we sit are the killers problematic the killers yeah i don't know i don't know if i know any songs by the killers there's like the killers and then like the doors i don't know any songs lenny kravitz lenny k control like sZA yeah that's really hard actually

right that's genuinely so hard comment what you think realistically realistically control because i i listened i listened to control more i just don't listen like for you or like what is which is like a better album like i'm gonna say blonde yeah i think blonde musically like i find more it's just like more interesting but control is just like undeniably one of the best albums that's come out in my lifetime like undeniably especially in the past 10 years for me it's blonde for sure yeah but if in terms of like which if i could only listen to one for the rest of my life i'm gonna pick control because i listen to control way more like it's like such a vibe it's so classic but blonde also

like every time i listen to blonde i'm like god damn it this is such a good fucking album it pisses me off um and it just reminds me of like it reminds any album that came out 2015 to 2017 are like some of my favorite albums yeah because it's just like best time of my life so fun so free finding new things also it spotify needs to stop recommending me new artists because i don't want to know any more fucking artists i'm so tired of that shit let me see your stupid fucking cover and i can tell graphically that it was made before the year 2018 and i want to fucking hit you in the head stop making music that sounds old intentionally like i get it you're getting your bag and it's probably what you want to create but don't try to trick me yeah like the second i see the second i see 2022 i turn the song

off and i'm not joking like oh unless sometimes spotify does that thing where it's because it was uploaded in that year it'll say that year but if you dig deep it's like an old album like there's a few albums that i listened to that they're old albums but it says they like were released in 2022 but also if you dig deeper and you go down it'll say like the copyright was made in like 1979 or something um but it was released on spotify 2022 but yeah spotify stop it because you're not gonna fucking trick me also i do you ever get this spotify sometimes will randomly throw in a song that's trending on TikTok. And I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? Absolutely not.

Why are you doing that? Like, who do you think owns this account? Oh, you know what was crazy is I saw a video of my sister lip syncing to Young Lee. Oh, yeah. And it freaked me the fuck out. And I was like,ok has gone too fucking far like it's gone too far that my sister is singing young lean bitch is coming go but it i was like no it's too far that is mine she can't have him the internet cannot have young

lean oh but young lean is so big no he's fucking not you live in a microcosm you live in a bubble it's an echo chamber and all you hear about is young lean he's not massive he's not mainstream oh my god here watch this Outro Music