Emergency Intercom - We Have 3 Years Left

Episode Date: September 10, 2022

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We're in the Twilight Forest. I hope a big, strong, hunky werewolf man doesn't come and take me away and do things to me. Yeah, I hope a vampire doesn't come and finger me on my period and suck all the blood out of my cervix. Yeah, I hope a big hairy werewolf guy. They should have installed a vacuum in the mouth of vampires instead of just those teeth because those teeth make small punctures. But if they had vacuums in their throats and they got down there on their period, they would feast like a Chinese buffet.

I don't know. Vampires just aren't real. So we don't even have to worry about that really what yeah vampires are not real what are you talking about yes they are it's like mermaids and like um oh like those horse people like you know what i'm talking about girl no those are all made up did you think you were watching a documentary when you saw fucking twilight because that's not those were not those that was not real then how did they make it look like that computer generated graphics oh my god what does that mean no computers are for like youtube and like twitter and tiktok like they're not for like movies movies are for like the silver screen i actually can't with you this is This is actually scaring the shit out of me that I have gotten involved with and been with you for so long.

With somebody who chooses to put on my rose-colored lens and look at the world so beautifully, yeah, I'm sure that would hurt you. Well, that's just not reality. Reality, people die. That's the reality of it. People die. Everybody's parents won the 2008 recession. That That's the reality of it. People die. Everybody's parents when the 2008 recession hit. That's not the reality of it.

You can't just go to Target and get what you want. You want candy? Too fucking bad. You want that $2 thing? Too bad. Do you want candy or do you want the lights to be on tonight? The candy. I'm sorry. Yeah, like what? Honestly, give me the option. When it's dark out, I'll just go to sleep. Exactly.

The sun is up. The candy must be hot. The sun is out and I'm feeling okay. I hope you have a really good day. The thing is with being out like. Oh, bitch, we haven't even addressed my fucking hair. They haven't seen it yet. Yeah.

You look beautiful. Drew's looking gorgeous. Yeah. I cut my hair. I bleached the tips. The only reason I did it was because I saw like 20 TikToks Being like oh Drew and his sexy hair This is when Drew was hot

And like saying all this shit And made me feel like I wasn't hot anymore And I decided it's time to get hot again And that's what I did I got hot again And look at me You're stuck in the loop of trying to please people Look at my curls I don't care look at my curls no i don't care

because it works it looks like we switched hairs except i put clip and bangs in my head yeah but you didn't have bleached hair we switched wigs yeah yeah he gave me his wig and i gave him my old wig from like 2013 before i bleached it what is it called chernobyl like the real hair chernobyl yeah like the inches like people get real hair no there's a different name chernobyl is like a historical event that happened oh yeah chernobyl no what is it called like nikki minaj has a bar about it yeah not a belly ash for some reason i was gonna say i know what you're talking about oh it's like belmont like hair or something. It's like Balmain.

Balmain. Balmain Bandit. No, bitch. Balmain is a brand. No, I know what you're talking about. Hold on. I got to look this shit up. It's like the highest end of like hair extensions, ETC.

But I don't know what it's called. You saying the true noble hair? What is true noble? Is true noble something bad that happened? True Noble is the shit that exploded, the nuclear power plant that blew up with the elephant foot thing. Okay, that gave me, like, actually no...

Girl, no, it's literally the nuclear reactor that melt down in... What does the alien foot have to do with that? The elephant foot is what they call the super reactive radioactive wait that fucking song radioactive girl why can't i find this shit you said it like it was a good song you like you just said that like you were like teal hair extensions girl this shit is a real re no i typed in teal. Oh, balami. Yeah. There's another word for it, though. Bro, you don't know what you're talking about.

No, there is literally another word for it. I swear there is. We've talked about it before. I just can't think of it right now. Because unlike you, when I'm in nature, I don't have this like Instagram. Incessant need to look up hair extensions. Yeah. Sorry. It's a hobby of mine. I don't have this like incessant need to look up hair extensions. Sorry. It's a hobby of mine. I can't I can't fix it.

I love hair. You come to nature to separate yourself from the need to have long, beautiful hair. Actually, being in nature makes me feel like I need long, beautiful hair because in a different world, I feel like I'm in like 1852 and I didn't have hair extensions. And I also didn't have the right to vote. I need to film on my phone to show them what we're looking at. Because it's the most, actually maybe the most gorgeous thing I've ever seen. Because everybody's going to be like, oh my God, this is like boo, boo, boo. You're not yelling.

You're not screaming. You're not being rowdy. How could I be rowdy when nature is healing? Nature is perishing. Nature is not healing. Girl, I know. The floods, the droughts, all the water is being displaced and put into new places. The water never leaves the earth.

It's always going to be there, but it's just going to be in different places. We're going to have Pangea 2.0. Girl, that may actually be the most ignorant thing I've ever said. You saying the water will always be on earth, it's just being displaced. No, what's awesome is you saying that And me like just not questioning it Energy is never Cannot be created nor destroyed

Everything is in a constant state of yin and yang Everything is awesome Guys when bad things are happening I think we just have to sit back and say Everything is awesome Apocalyptic flooding Apocalyptic flooding. Apocalyptic flooding and droughts and death and famine and recessions.

Everyone's having a really hard time. I don't care. I do. And that's. This is a crazy ass hot take. And I mean this with my full chest. Like, when I come out to places like these where it's just nature and a river flowing and it's really gorgeous and you listen for a moment you hear nothing and you hear crickets you hear locusts everything feels a little bit at peace and I'm like okay like it is okay like it will be okay

you know what I mean like it's gonna be all right maybe humans won't be here in 100 years but everything is gonna be okay the thing is what's annoying is i'm like damn the only the the main issue of all that is yeah and you know what i'm saying did you hear the fish jump yeah um i got distracted by everything around me. No, but what I was going to say is like the crazy thing is when I come- We can't have a set. We can never have a set because I am being able to look at this and focus on everything but- A camera on your face.

When we come out here, I have this like hard time because I'm just like, wow, this is like true, peaceful. Like this is what humans are meant to do is just like get food come home eat the food be in nature live like we're just made to live but like now there's like careers and jobs and like you need to pay bills and pay to be alive and pay for this and do that and then oh my god and then there's fighting and then there's like moral like groundings that you disagree with and like all this like crazy shit. And I'm like, oh my God, this is like never what humans were meant to do.

But then I really think about it and I'm like, here I am talking into a microphone, living like a simple slay life. And then I'm like, yeah, we do need TikTok and we do need iPhones destroying the earth because like, then what would I be doing? If I didn't have this shit, I would be out here. Like unironically, I would be somewhere like this off the grid.

And that is my plan. In four to five years, I pray that I'm in a position where I can disappear, run away and never have to see anybody I don't want to see or say anything I don't want to say or do anything I don't want to do. And that's my dream. Like I wasn't joking. I almost started crying when I saw those old people at the farmer's market playing their little fucking fiddles and violins and making music with each other. Like I yearn and fiend for that life so badly. A simple life where like I wake up, I shower, I go to the farmer's market, I walk around, I display my fruits that I yielded the night before and I just like move on. Like that, I yearn for that so badly.

I like, I wish every night I could sit out here and watch this. Like that is the life that I want so, so bad. You know, it's crazy though, is a lot of those people like, because they are so old, they had to do the like 20 to 60 year old, like heavy lifting hustle and like figuring it out

so that they can have like that peacefulness where like their main thing is trying to figure out like what song they're going to play on the fucking fiddle at the farmer's market um i don't know when i think about my future i have a hard time because i want that but i also like enjoy being very social so i would have to have a mix of both what's also really sad is to think about the fact that so many people can't have that but maybe it is like way more achievable than like it's thought out to be I think like

we're a part of the generation that has this really I mean it's like the celebrity generation we grew up like wanting to or at least me like I grew up wanting to be an entertainer which I guess I don't know when I think about my childhood and what I wanted I don't know that I ever thought about like celebrityism within that I just wanted to be able to do entertainment because I guess like I never meant to show my face as much as I do on the internet like when I was a child like the best part about being a radio host was like not showing my face like I was like it's just my voice and I could be funny and then like live my life and like play music yeah it's way more achievable than people think and like that people can see it's

just gotten so convoluted because of shit like that where it's like you have to do this this and this and this and this to get there but i think like um it's literally what they want you to think is that it is hard to live a peaceful life off the grid like it sounds insane and i sound like a crazy privileged white person yeah i'm sure coming from us it sounds like crazy it does sound insane but and i can recognize that but i do believe that it's like not as hard as people think it is to like um just chill i i don't mean it's not as hard to like make the money so you can chill that's fucking impossible i just mean like there are ways to do it that we i don't even see i haven't even seen um i think also

because like we're like poisoned with this idea to like make something of ourselves like that's like that's what i was getting on with like this like and i'm sure i know like we're not the first generation to be like poisoned with the idea of like making your mark and being important. Yeah, because like now it's just like with the Internet, it felt so easy to like garner that kind of attention to like make your mark. I did this. I made that like I was the first to blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Which also is like not necessarily true. I don't know.

It's just so funny. We are this generation that especially because of its accessibility have this need to fuel the really toxic idea. I used to have at least as a teenager where my biggest fear was dying and nobody knowing who i was and like this like permanent mark of me not being left behind like that used to like really freak me out and make me existential but now um my greatest dream is to be able to pass away and like and everybody forget no no my greatest dream is to be able to pass away. Period. No, but to pass away. Ironically, though. The people I love being able to describe me. And obviously, I know that we have a platform.

And I'm sure this sounds big-headed, but I don't think it's that big-headed. Because there's plenty of people. That is amazing. Sorry, we're watching people row by on a boat. I'm sure there are people who like have consumed our content and will like remember us as this like as these figures in their life forever but like now my biggest dream is like but like that won't carry on it's like when i'm not i don't know i don't know what i'm trying to say but i think like we all had this like crazy idea that we had to be something and the internet

definitely fuels that where like you feel like you have to be this bigger than life person or maybe that's just me i think i used to also project that i was about to say i don't know if that's like the average thought i could be completely wrong and you could be 100 right but i feel like i don't know it's just such like a weird conversation because like there are definitely people watching this that want to be famous. And then there are people watching this that like don't not even famous, but you know, like whatever you're saying, like, like feel like, oh, I need to be remembered forever. I don't have that anymore, though. To clarify, that was something like back in like high school and like middle school that would like freak me out also like i hope my fucking coochie is not out because i keep wearing shorts we had

the crop in the last episode because inya's whole ass and cooter bronson was hanging out so we like cropped it and zoomed it in really far which i think it probably fucked up the hat bit a little bit it cropped out the hat um which like whatever as long as you're not exposing yourself um but yeah i'm wearing shorts and i have to be turned to the side because i'm scared of y'all seeing my wiener bulge um and now that i brought attention y'all are going to be looking for it but trust with all that being said though i think like a good segue is like someone like serena williams who will go down historically for the rest of as long as humans are existing like serena williams will always be this like

prominent figure but i'm confused because people keep being like oh like her last serve her last serve like i think she will always serve like why do people keep saying like oh she just had her last serve like no you can serve until like you're like 90 something like she's young like she's not like she didn't just have her last serve like they didn't mean like like oh bitch serve like they meant like her tennis serve like in her professional she can serve tennis like aesthetic like like tennis core like you mean like like hitting the ball across the net for the first time but she didn't do it for the first time or the last time hmm um y'all are confusing me no i've never like really i've i've always known you serena

that was your joke that was my i was the one thing you wanted to talk about I was like dude because we've been out in the woods I've just had this clear blank mind and I haven't thought of anything funny to say I don't know if I'm going to have anything funny to say yeah y'all all thought the second to last episode two episodes ago was the worst

episode we ever created which I see that shit don't fucking say that to me because I will end this shit now you will never see my face again if you are ungrateful again how am i supposed to fucking turn it on every fucking time for you guys how do you expect me to be putting out a banger episode every fucking week anyways that's just another conversation for another time this will be the worst episode we're getting old no we're getting old. No, we're not getting old. We're getting old. But, like, since you brought up Serena Williams, that is, like, I used to be fucking, like, obsessed with her, like, her and her sister.

Lana, Beyonce, Serena, Venus. What are you trying to say? I mean, like, I'm proud that I have a straight man who can idolize so many beautiful, talented women. Yeah, exactly. But I kind of like wasn't keeping up. What? What did you say? I didn't hear you.

I said you smell so clean, bitch. Thank you. But I never really, I haven't been keeping up with her career recently. And so I just like deep dived and watched like a bunch of documentaries and mini episodes and everything on her. And like she is that bitch like she like she's unironically one of the greatest athletes of all time like she's in the top five like i actually would say like what she did for tennis and like just sports in general is like on the same level as like kobe bryant or lebron james or like like dirk nowitzki or something like someone who

like completely changed the game forever what dirk nowitzki he's a basketball player number 41 my my old old passwords um used to be dirk nowitzki 41 wait dirk dirk d-i-r-k oh bitch i thought you said d-e-r-g-n-a like the dergna no winsky dergna winsky no dirk d-i-r-k uh but i'm gonna name my kids something so fucked up i was thinking about that today i was like what am i gonna name my fucking babe like kids and like the first we get on one baby and we can't believe it. The first name that comes to my brain every single time is like bingus or like fucking dingo or some shit. I'm going to name my baby Hinga Dinga Durgan. No, literally, my baby's going to be named like fucking bingo or some shit like dingus. I love the name dingus.

Like, oh, it's giving like bingus energy, you know, like that. Like bingus is such a cute fucking name to me. Or like bug or turtle i think you could get away with like giving your kid a fucked up middle name and calling them that and then they're like first name being good imagine your kid's name being bug that's so fucking bug is fucked up no that's like a cute name like oh look a little bug hello little guy that's cute when they're like crawling around but but then when they're like 15, you're like, bug, bug. That's crazy.

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Only on W. Stream on Stack TV. I don't know how my parents thought about my name because like Enya, I feel like is a good adult name, but like a baby name. Enya. Enya. That's really cute. Maybe that is cute.

That's really cute. I'm going to name my, like, that's like a cute toddler name. Yeah, I just have like the best name ever. But calling a toddler Drew, like Drew, like no. Drew? Or like. Drew Phillips. Andrew, like ugh.

Andrew? I can't, I can't. I want to fish so bad. Did you ever get called Andrew? Like on the first day of school and then I would like correct them. I'd be like, my name is not fucking Andrew. I do not resonate with that name. me drew call me drew yeah i um i i went by my middle name sometimes and then my family had nicknames for me but it was always just enya and nobody

gave me like cool nicknames until y'all gave me ernie but yeah that's my thing okay everybody who named their kids some weird fucking thing in the past like four or five years you could have just made that the middle name or maybe because they're all the famous babies those are the middle names and just the names they're letting us know do you get me which that would be an awesome discovery to know like people who are like yeah i named my fucking baby like 007 to find out later on that that's that was just their like public name that's what i said that before on the podcast really talking about elon musk's baby's name oh like you think that's just like the public name that they decided to like let people know yeah i think it was like a

publicity stunt i think they wanted to hide the identity of their child and i think it was it was a mixture of many things but their name is not AEX210 or whatever the fuck it is. I don't think so. I don't think they're that fucking crazy. I'm going to name my baby COVID-19. Bitch. I'm going to name my baby Monkeypox. I'm going to have twins and name it Monkeypox and COVID-19.

That's actually so cute. Wait. I'm going to name my baby COVID-idiot. Okay. This. Yeah. I get into it. We have to talk about this.

Oh my God. My jewel is stuck in my shoe and I literally cannot get it out. I need to clarify that when I say this, I do not stand by these ideas. I think you all know better. You know where my moral grounding lies for the most part because you don't know me and you don't know what I've been up to and you don't know what I've been through. But for the most part part all of y'all know where we stand don't be silly but we have come to the conclusion that the like right wing

freaks who name the crazy conspiracy theories and make all these like nicknames like covidiot plandemic need to be naming crayons like they they they like turn that shit out like pandemic is one of the funniest things i've ever heard in my entire life like unironically i think it's one of the most genius things i've ever heard i wish i heard the first person to like hear it because it had posted on fucking twitter it had to have been in casual conversation that they were so fucking heated that like plandemic came out yeah like it's it's it really is one like a great fucking name now covidiot covidiot is good slays covidiot you fucking covidiot libtard slays that we were naming a bunch the other day and i can't like think of all of them yeah but like but they they we i think what we settled on was like it's because everybody i genuinely believe this has like a creative side to him you may not feel it or you may not like know how to access it but

everybody is like can be a very creative person everybody can have a hobby exactly and i think the problem with conservatives is that they don't have a creative outlet. But when they do turn up and turn out their creative brains, they put it in. They put that energy into naming fucking the liberal agenda, which is that I think that's what it ended up being that's why i've like said i don't know if i said this on the podcast but i think like if schools implemented classes that force you to choose a hobby and i don't mean like randomly giving people art or music or like pe and those things because like when you make those kind of things mandatory and you don't let a child or person choose the thing that they're going to spend their free time on it's rare something like good grows from that i have to re-situate my fucking bony ass hurts so bad on these rocks i need to sit yeah i just have a plush like butt so like i'm comfortable

personally yeah but no can you oh uh when we check for ticks later can i spread my hole and you can take a look in yeah only if you like take a look at my scrotum yeah my ball so i haven't lifted your balls to like alleviate the weight you don't want to go down there right now oh you really don't want to be showered it's been like 14 days or something well it's it's okay because we're out in nature. That is not, that's like, that's not true. I will say though, I thought about this today because like,

you all know, I don't like laying on a bed that I'm sleeping in with my outside clothes on, but I got back today and I did that and I thought about it. You faced your fears.

But I felt better about it because I was like, wait, let's be real. When I'm in L.A. and I'm like sitting on public furniture and like I'm in cities. I'm in Miami. I'm like outside. Also, Miami is just humid and gross. So like you come on.

You smell. There's no place you smell more like outside when you come inside than Miami. There's no place. Do you get me? Like, um, I think heat and humidity like then the rain like the same vibe i'm serious you want texas to beat miami so bad but i don't you want miami to beat texas so bad i didn't even bring we don't have to pick the girls like well you just said you get me and i was like i don't have that what's better. You're just like. Well, you just said, do you get me? And I was like, I don't have that. What's better, Miami or Texas?

Like, be honest. Neither. We'll throw a poll. It's going to come up. Both suck balls. What's better, Florida or Texas? Come on, guys. They lie around the same place in the equator.

I know. They also both suck equivalently. They're both great and they suck for the same reasons. I think like very similar reasons is why those places are awesome. We're not naming it, but I think you are getting it. You understand. You're taking up what we're putting down. Come back.

Where'd you go? Come back. What was I talking about? Oh, yeah. But then I went and I laid inside and I was like, dude, it's a cool day. I'm in nature. Nothing that's on me. I was just like, I don it's a cool day. I'm in nature. Nothing that's on me. I was just like, I don't have COVID on me.

I can lay down. Yeah. Nothing, nothing out here is ever that dirty. Like, I actually like don't think like dirt from the forest floor like around us is dirty. No, I don't either. When I dropped my chocolate and I ate it, I was like, and I left it there for a minute because I thought about it. I dropped and I was like am i gonna eat that yeah and i picked it up and i ate it me squatting or sitting on the sidewalk in new york city is a completely different story that's

shit piss like grime and shit piss caca, sperm. That is a fucked up word. Sperm. Are you about to grab that chocolate? Dude, I was going to make comment on it on the other one. Because the other one being shaped. Like we have a chocolate. That's chocolatey tree stump. And this is freaking me out.

Because when we put it down right behind us. I was like, this is the most unnatural thing ever. The bees are coming imagine imagine what would you do isn't there a scary movie about bees or am i tripping i don't know i know there's one about leeches um but i was like dude humans are so funny because why did we like make chocolates and then we're like you know what we should do is like make chocolates that look like little tree stumps and eat them because it's cute and fun like humans do that all the time like we like simulate like real things into like oh these don't look nearly as good as they do on the package they look like are they yummy so

i've been saying yummy and yummers a lot recently like oh these are yummers um yeah i feel like we both can feel this um it's kind of left my body since being out here though but like i have been so like tired and sad and like fed up and like not feeling good recently i hate it so much i have no reason to feel this way but i do and it's just that fucking depression i never fucking leave i know i feel that but i feel like i get that in the summertime and then fall time i feel like really like at peace but there's like a trinkle there's like the lightest layer of sadness but it makes it feel good like the weather like i know by the time we get back to la it's going to be the best weather um which is just like kind of overcast chilly and then still on like sunny days it's going to be chilly even though there's a crazy

heat wave happening right now so i'm talking as if like literally on monday it's going to be 103 degrees and on tuesday it's going to be 101 damn and i think today it's 100 degrees damn um but i know what you're feeling but i think you might be feeling that because like being in new york was like a draining thing for you because you're just so not accustomed to being socially like dude i think what it is it's it's a part of that i just like am socially like completely drained and i i try to be able to rejuvenate but like everybody's on top of each other and always doing something so i couldn't like really escape but i think the real thing is, is I've just been on iPhone and a different capacity. I've been like looking at things and like, like really letting like the, uh, the world ending

shit get to my head and like actually starting to believe it again. And like, there's all this crazy shit. Cause when I say like the world's going to end in two to three years, like I don't actually believe that it's always a joke, but now like with everything going on in the world, like the, the droughts and all the flooding and everything, I'm just like, dude, it actually is ending and we're done. Okay. So this is something that I've noticed. Um, and it's like with literally everywhere I go, um, no matter the state, no matter the country, no matter the city, why when I enter a solo stall bathroom, like a gender-neutral bathroom, there is a mirror in the perfect position so I can see my penis, period.

That's it. Really? Every bathroom I've ever been into, the mirror is like the perfect angle or like the perfect length where you can just watch your penis as it pees. In like the single stalls, like in the handicapped stalls where there's a mirror? No, I mean like a gender neutral bathroom. One toilet in the middle of the bathroom. Oh, I know what you're talking about. Dude, I hate that. I hate when I go into a bathroom and that is there.

It's not, I know what you're talking about. It's not in every bathroom, but always at some point you count, you like see it or like you go into a bathroom and it's there and it's like, why? Like what was the thought process between like making me watch myself piss? Like, yeah. Why are you making me, why are you subjecting me to this? It's like, look at your penis and be ashamed. Oh, you're shameful of yourself? It's just so big big down there it's just like really hard to actually be shameful

of that though that's a that's a beautiful thing it's just like really really hard people bullied you for that it's really hard true that's beautiful and you should be so proud um well ever since i was like seven and i saw this thing that in Miami, there were a bunch of people going through and putting secret cameras in bathrooms. I, since that day, have never entered a public restroom. But not like it's different. Like in those single use like gender neutral bathrooms or just like single use bathrooms where it's like at a restaurant, there's a boy and a girl room or the gender neutral ones. Those kind of bathrooms, i'm always looking around i'm always like there's like an air freshener machine like kind of pointed directly at the toilet and it looks like it has not been changed

for like ever or it looks too new i'm like which means every single time i see one i'm like that is a camera and that is not real like that is fully a camera somebody's watching me pee and then i feel like i'm putting on a performance while i pee there's a camera right over there recording us on that tree no i'm actually being serious it's a game camera there are cameras literally everywhere over there on that tree which one i can't i really can't see it for some reason yeah it's a game camera to attach to the sign why can't i see it it's like blended in so well to be hidden um i guess i also don't know what cameras on trees would look like yeah i'm trying to find like a big um dslr yeah i'm trying to find the david dobert camera that's shot to a tree. With the Gorilla Grip tripod.

Okay, why are DSLRs still that big? I think it's at this point, like, when I was looking for a camera when I wanted one, I wanted the biggest camera possible. I thought, like, the bigger it was, the better it was, the more powerful it was, and I think that is still a lot of people's thoughts on them, and I think they're just keeping them that big,

because there's no way the internals of a camera need to be that fucking massive like yeah this camera is better than the camera that we are recording on my vlog camera and it's fucking tiny yeah it's like three times as small not you having a smaller camera i have to like compensate in some ways oh because of your like gigantic there are so many bugs and i know i'm gonna get bit by mosquitoes in a crazy way um oh also before i move on the air freshener thing in the bathroom and if i'm in the bathroom and then it squeezes like it shoots out air freshener while i'm in there i'm like oh what a coincidence that that's shooting out while i'm peeing no bitch that's the record button and and what it's doing is it's it's covering the sound of the shutter on the camera

psycho and now somebody has a video of me peeing but then i like i get comfort but i'm that oh my god they're so cute um but i get comfort from the idea that like it's one person who has that picture and i'm like what are the chances they share it? No, that's my vibe. It's like if my nudes leak, I'm kind of just like relief. It's like my brother dying. I just get relief. Did you just compare your nudes leaking to your brother dying?

Yeah. It's on the same level. Yeah, I know. I feel that. Scarce. but my wiki feets dropped someone made a wiki feets for me and uploaded a bunch of wiki feet pics do you have a high score or low score uh last time i checked i had seven one stars and three or two no one literally one one or five star so i had like a terrible rating like i had a half of a star rating um which is fucked up but they they purposely uploaded my gross feet pics i just have gross fucking feet like my feet are disgusting like i i'm so embarrassed by them and

that's why i make jokes out of them so much so y'all can't say that to me but i know i have gross feet so i make them when we were getting like uh pedicures and i went to make a comment you will you go no like absolutely not like no one else is allowed to make fun of my feet dude we were getting our pedicures i almost kicked the shit out of the person doing my feet like it was so bad they have to yeah they have to upgrade the the like the one i don't need you to like shave my feet like fucking cheddar cheese like i don't need that because personally i have soft voluptuous sexy feet let's be real let's just i don't i don't need you to cheese grate my feet but like can they upgrade that so that it's not like the most ticklish thing on the fucking planet like when do humans get the ios update that that doesn't tickle so that and like all the fucking shavings

where do they go because i will eat that later and i hope they aren't eating my fucking skin because i want to be eating it because or like at least like like give it to me you know like i just like i want that to eat later like give me the option no i don't they are not eating your feet shavings. They are, they like, that is not the protocol. Well, someone is because if I'm not doing it, someone has to be doing it. No, they just throw it away. That's what everybody does.

Nobody's eating their foot shavings. Wait, like, I know I'm literally just joking, but like the skin around my fingers tastes so fucking good. And I know my foot skin tastes good. Like, I just know it. I have had my foot skin before it's gotten that bad when i was a kid well i have my anxiety i would bite my big toe yeah i have my anxiety toe it's back because the world is ending that's my confession don't

shame me oh and my other confession is yeah it's true i don't wash my head with flask oh yeah literally she doesn't sorry i like started choking on chocolate she doesn't and there's black mold covet 19 was created in that fucking hydro flask because you don't wash all you bitches that don't wash your hydro flask that's where you're the reason and that's why you have tonsil rocks bitch i don't know why you're talking to them you're the one question um i don't use hydro flasks anymore because i had the bad habit of like not washing them wait but what's the water bottle i use at home i use something at home do i have a hydro flask at home yeah oh yeah and it sits in the sink you you put coffee in it and then it sits in the bottom of the sink because you don't want to wash it so it sits there and then i wash it and it still sits there

and then you use it and like two weeks later and the cycle literally repeats itself but i wash your hydro flask for you like the green one that you put coffee in because i'm like she does not need to be drinking that one as much but um curdled rotten milk like gray matter but you're eating you're drinking literal brain gray matter i okay i don't use them for anything but water now but i do not take back what i said i do not watch wash hydro flasks like i would like to believe that whatever material is being used like will deteriorate my bacteria and like honestly my my bacteria like can't be that bad it's like y'all drink kombucha like you don't know where that bacteria was being fermented like why can't i have my own backwash

fermented kombucha like it's me i had that idea the other day like something similar to that where i was like dude my germs can't be that bad so i don't care you know what i mean like yeah it's like it came out of me like unless it's like like literally my fecal matter like that's coming out with like purpose but i'm like my spit my spit is in my mouth to like i don't know every time i swim in a natural pond lake creek is that why um river i am convinced i'm gonna get a brain eating amoeba like i jumped into that water yesterday insert clip boom and my ears got filled with water and I was like oh it's done like I'm done like I the the germs are in my ears and they're gonna make their way to my brain and like within a week i'll probably be dead oh my god drew i wish her so much i do too it's okay i do too what that's the thing about us is we have similar like wishes and wants like i want you to pass away you want to pass away

i want to live a life without you you don't want to live so then that just kind of like oh is that how you're crying I want to live a life without you, you don't want to live. So then that just kind of like. Was that how you're crying? What if I cried like that? Have you seen me cry? You've seen me cry. Yeah, I've seen you cry. Not like as often as you've seen me cry. Yeah.

Because boys aren't allowed to cry. Yeah. So I give you like three passes a year. Yeah. And then the year of your brother's celebration. Celebration. I gave you one pass. Yeah.

Because I believe in moving on. I'm kidding. That's fucked up. Get over it. Literally my dad when I'm explaining to him why I'm sad. When did I cry to you? You didn't necessarily cry to me but it would be like you know like the occasional like like tearing up and like talk trying to talk about it like that you would like maybe like cry yeah and then like during it you cried um but you didn't

necessarily cry next to me remember when we had to sit separately we don't have to leave this in but remember when we were at the funeral when we got separated dude i felt so basically was just like alone and i was like oh this is next to my other family members comforting them dude i felt so uncomfortable by that. Not, like, anything you did. I was, like, but in my head, like, I'm not kidding. Like, half of the funeral, I was just, like, I think I should go sit by Enya. Or, like, I should, like, we should go somewhere.

No, I was so fine. No, I know you were fine. But it was just, like, so much. Like, literally, it was so filled in my head. I was, like, I have to go over there. Like, I feel bad she's all alone. And I don't want, like, my, like, family members being like, why is she over there? And, like, getting upset with you for being there or something.

I just, like, spiraled out of control. But it distracted me for most of it, which was actually really good. But, damn, that was. My presence distracted you? Yeah. You fucking hate me? No, like, in a good way. No, I was kidding.

I was kidding. I know, bae. I know, bae. But, yeah, like, so I've seen you cry, definitely. But, I mean, obviously I've seen you cry, definitely. But you, I mean, obviously you've seen me cry. Tell me why I still had stage fright and I thought everybody was looking at me when I went on stage for my brother's funeral. I was like, damn, like, I gotta surf.

Like, I gotta look fucking good. Everyone is looking at you. They're sitting in chairs. But I mean, like, looking at me, like, perceiving me. Oh, like, you were like, you thought people were like, oh, he looks like shit right now. Yeah, exactly. No, that was. But I showed out. Yeah, that was Yeah, exactly. No, I showed out.

Yeah, that was you. Bitch, I ate down. I ate down at my brother's funeral. Like, that's the thing about me. I'm going to dress. The thing about me is I looked like shit at my mom's funeral. And the thing about me. No, here's the true thing about me is, yes, an espresso machine was brought to her funeral.

Yes, I made multiple lattes at her funeral and what about it you're literally literally what about it yes i had a beer at my mom's funeral oh yeah i mean you got to do what you got to do i was underage drinking at my mom's funeral now what fbi police what are you gonna do arrest me i was grieving i'm actually gonna call the cops because that's like really fucked no please that hasn't been 10 years no if you drink underage like i'm like you're done like you're over like i was like okay fine i'm gonna blame it on my parents it's my parents fault it not it literally being one of my parents fault um but yeah drew see me cry like an incomprehensible. I just cry so easily. Like once a week.

Yeah, I cry like so easily. I cry very often. I cry all the time. And then every now and then I get a good panic attack sobbing. And then I'm so embarrassed. I've never once been like, oh, she's crying. Like I've never once. You know what it is?

It's not necessarily the embarrassment. It's like, I don't know you know what it is it's not necessarily the embarrassment it's like I don't know I think it's like I feel bad because I feel like there's like obviously this problem that the people around me like I know you and like anybody else who's ever around me wants to be able to like specifically when I'm having a panic attack oh dude I need to get this out of my head because like that only ever makes it worse but when i'm like having a panic attack and the people around around me are trying to help i start to feel like guilty yeah my and then my guilt makes it worse because i'm like i need to stop i need to stop and then i'm like you literally should never feel guilty what i have trouble with is like i don't know how to comfort people when

they are in that state. I mean, I try to like I do my best and I try to make people laugh and just like get their mind off of it. But like like physically comforting people like that's all I was thinking about. It was just like, do I like pat her on the shoulder? Like what the fuck do I do? Like when I'm crying and you're around me like you're like very physical and it's very comforting. I'm like, is that what she wants? I don't know. very very curious um i just don't know how to comfort people when they're

in that state i yeah i was talking about that to somebody and i was like i don't know what i need in those moments like i really just don't know what i need what i need is to disappear and not be what you need is instagram yeah what i need is to open up tiktok and watch tiktok you need tiktok just a lot and disassociate from the fact that i'm alive and then i'm like oh my god wait what was i crying about this song is so good um that's like no that's actually the last the last thing i need is the good music like ambient play music playing and then i'm like i oh yeah like my i'm not being dramatic right now my life is about to end the last cry you had you were listening or the music that was on in the car was the most anxiety inducing music i've ever heard in my entire life like if i was

in your state and i was hearing that music i would have been like actually freaking no it did exponentiate and i was almost like hey can you turn off the radio um but like it i just like didn't want to make anybody mad but literally i had that same thought yeah no it definitely did like exponentiate it because it was like there's a critter up there i know it was like shoegazy like ambient but then like scream. Like it was a crazy thing to be listening to. But there was one song that I wish I like, I wanted to ask what it is, was because within my panic attacks, I could still be like, wow, I know in a year I'll miss this moment because I'm fucking crazy.

You are a psycho. I am crazy. Like I genuinely like it is. You're taking after crying selfies every single time you cry. I gotta, I gotta get it down you know what because no one looks as good as i do after after they like cry like that and i'm seeing that is the hill i will die i said that literally the last episode i was like you are like a gorgeous fucking crier i sound out of my mind in these episodes every single episode it's like yeah during my big emotional break i'm always because i'm growing i'm changing i'm ever evolving yeah well the most angering most frustrating thing i think um

that can happen to you the most devastating thing is missing your exit when you're driving that sends me over the edge in a way that like i actually cannot describe like i see red and i like freak the fuck out on myself i'm like are you fucking kidding me when i miss my edit it's like or exit it's like it's devastating any any wrongdoing while driving will send me over the edge specifically that i'm doing i don't care if someone else i'm with like misses the exit like at all i'm like girl it's not that deep. But when I do it, I feel like the stupidest person ever. It's because I'm just so, like, tapped in, zoned in, focused on everything but driving.

You know what I mean? That is great. No, no, no. Like, you forget that you're driving when you drive. Like, you just kind of do it mindlessly. Wait, so you're not cognitive when you're driving? I don't think anybody is. Like, I just kind of, like, it's, like so you're not cognitive when you're driving, Drew? I don't think anybody is. Like, I just kind of, like, it's, like, second nature.

It's, like, breathing. Like, I don't realize I'm doing it. It just happens. No, I feel that. But I never miss X's and I'm, like, the best. Wait, what? Yeah, like, I'm also, like, super on, like, hella substances. No, stop.

Like, that's so bad. Don't say that. It was just fucking LSD. No, don't admit to that, at least. It's, like, not that bad. No, you't admit to that at least. It's not that bad. No, you can keep doing it and I don't care, but just for the sake of our image online, don't post about it. I popped a tab of LSD. I took a fentanyl Roxy.

Well, I am convinced that I'm the best driver ever. And I'm not kidding. I genuinely think I am the best driver in at least the US. Oh my God. And I stand not kidding. I genuinely think I am the best driver in at least the U.S. And I stand by that. And like other people will be like, no, I am. No, I am genuinely the best driver. You could put me in any city, in any climate. And in any car.

And I will drive that bitch safely. I was impressed when you were driving around New York. I was like, damn, that's like pretty, pretty sick that you were able to do it. And then I was like, do I think I would be able to do that bitch safely. I was impressed when you were driving around New York. I was like, damn, that's pretty sick that you were able to do it. And then I was like, do I think I would be able to do that? No, not at all. I would miss an exit and have a freakout meltdown and punch a hole through the window. I've driven in other countries.

I've driven in Portugal very easily. So easy. I've driven in Mexico. So easy. very easily so easy i've driven in mexico so easy i've driven in hawaii which is technically i guess a part of the u.s i've driven in your mama's pussy vagina and i drove deep oh i'm glad you're driving around fucking dust roads bitch what are you in the desert and my mom's fucking urn spider webs are so awesome look at that spider web in the i was looking at that one over there dude yeah that one's crazy but look at this one right here in that tree and this like tiny tree i don't see it wait where oh the critter oh that's a bat oh no it's not oh i almost freaked

i almost ended the episode here um i love bats no i'll show you the spider web i'm looking at i actually might run over and go take a picture of it because it's, like, so pretty. Oh, at the bottom? Should I go take a picture? Wait, where's the sun? No, I still have some sun left. Spider webs are so crazy because, like, no, I'm not going to start thinking about it. Because I was, like, standing out here while you were inside.

Like, I came out here to, like, look around, see what we're going to film. And I was standing right there, and I was like, i am like so incredibly insignificant and like i sit here and i get like so like incredibly wrapped up and at peak human emotion um over like everything happening but you've been saying this whole episode but then i stand there and i'm like when i die this this like will keep going. And that is so fucking awesome. And it's like such a comforting feeling where it's just like, dude, it will go on there will be like, there's already multiple bitches just like me, I am like every other bitch. And then like, one day, there will be some freak ass bitch around my age, standing there looking out at the grass and having the same revelation and nothing I've thought is unique nothing I have felt is unique dude yeah that is like literally that used to freak me out

but I'm so at peace with it I love love love I've said it before but the idea that like in like 200 years after my death like I will not be remembered I will not be thought about like no one will like literally ever like think of me and i don't know why but that feels just so like so sweet like my body will be recycled back to the earth um and i will be used for good and it's like really really nice i mean for me it literally like sorry i cut you off what were you what were you gonna finish saying um i was just saying it it feels really nice and like i i like i think that like sounds like a scary thing to say or like it could be like misconstrued it looks like construed that we like literally both want to pass away but that

that's not like i mean when i'm 87 years old or yeah because i at this point and i think we've both come to this conclusion we used to be like dude we're gonna die we're gonna die like at such a young age or whatever, which is an awful thing to think. I'm like, knock on wood. True wood. Can I knock on that wood? On my penis?

Sometimes when we're not around wood and I need to knock on wood, I just knock on Drew. I'll just get hard real quick. It's easy for him. It's easy. But I keep getting bit by mosquitoes, and I'm allergic to mosquito bites now. You have sweet blood. I know.

They love me. They have not touched me once. They haven't gotten me once. Those birds were just playing in that tree. I forgot what I was saying. Fuck birds. I hope all birds die. But now I'm like, damn.

I genuinely am convinced that I'm going to. Oh, did you poop? I shit myself. I fucking shit myself. And you help me. No. Help me. And I'm not wiping.

Help me. I shit myself. Oh, stop. shit myself in you help me no help me i'm not wiping help me i shit myself it'll stop um now i'm convinced that i'm gonna live like a very long life and i'm gonna be like one of those annoying people who yes i will look at everybody i knew one here's four things or like a few things i've been thinking about recently yes i will be the old person who drives around with young people and i'm like this used to be here and that used to be like that i remember when i was your age i do that now yeah i still do that and i will always do that when i'm old i'm gonna do it like at an inconceivable amount um i think that's my

new word like incomprehensible um but that i will see every young person i will say to them i remember when you were this small um i will be doing that i i see little like humans now and i'm like i will be telling that motherfucker that i saw them this small because this is it's a pride thing yeah this is actually insane like i know you better than you know yourself yeah like i've been around you but oh i've been around you um i will say that i missed the old days even though right now i'm like this is the worst the earth has ever been i'm sure in 50 years when like everything is melted and we have to live in like 300 feet um foot buildings glass mirror skyscrapers in the desert yeah so that we're not drowning i'll be like oh i miss the old days where you could drive

around in like a cool car and now you bitches are floating that's so annoying um and i'll be like oh i miss the old days where you could drive around in like a cool car and now you bitches are floating that's so annoying um and i'll be like damn i miss when like cds were a thing because i already feel like that um but yeah i will be an old person what are you even saying right oh i was just saying i'm gonna live so long like we used to we used to be like oh we're not gonna live we used to be like i'm gonna be dead not going to live. We used to be like, I'm going to be dead by 30. And like all this like fucked up shit that I think like a lot of young people think. Because like for some reason at the age of like 15, 30 sounds like literally the oldest age like on the planet. I'm so excited to be 100 years old. Yeah. I don't want to live to 100.

I just don't want to be at the point where someone's like having to take care of me. Like, but I just. I say as I eat the most processed food on this planet, like I will even have an ass. I know you can't plan for your health, but I am manifesting that I will live in good health and I'll be OK and things will work out for me because I am done thinking the worst um i'm done i'm so done i'm just i'm a different woman and i'm so excited i am so excited to go back to la and play with my cd player like that's the point i'm at in my life oh but also when we were like oh it makes me feel so good to know that in 200 years no one will think about me for me that helps my like cave woman brain of where when

i'm just like every time i'm on the podcast and i'm like no i'm just on my caveman shit and like i don't think and i don't care that's something that like has kind of led to that ideology where i'm just like literally in fucking 13 bc bitches weren't like oh my god what's gonna happen tomorrow they were like I don't know what's happening yeah I'm sure in 13 BC they had an idea an inkling of what was happening but I also have no gauge of time like to me I can't believe like

were there cars in like the 1800s no I don't think so they had like carriages when did they have cars in the 1900s like 1903 did they have cars yeah I the 1900s? Like 1903, did they have cars? Yeah, I think so. We'll look that up. When did they make tanks?

Because why? Probably in the 70s or some shit. Damn. Oh my God, everything is so new. Still, it's scary. No, that's the thing. It's like we're saying we're going to be living in skyscrapers in the middle. 70 years, but that's not the case.

Yeah, but we're going to be living the exact same we are now. Which is honestly pretty awesome. I powered car was this fucking dinky mobile oh it was a benz 1986 or 1986 girl the first fucking car uh 1886 but that's not a car that's not a car that's a bicycle yeah like you're lying to yourself damn they the first car was invented in 1996 no drew you were literally born two years later the car that's what i'm saying that's fucking crazy no i don't i think you're like you're misreading something because there's no way no that's really interesting actually no also now you're spreading misinformation so that's what you get to learn from today's podcast me and elsie watched um a sped up recreation cgi thing of pompeii

and i didn't know what pompeii was pompeii or wait pop i or pompeii pompeii same thing same thing damn yeah there's this one meme what i was saying yeah i knew what you were saying exactly so i definitely could not infer that because you said i watch a speed up recreation of popeye um but the one of the best memes of all time is um if they had selfie sticks in pompeii and it's right here um that is literally one of the greatest i didn't know what pompeii was like i'm being so real see that's the thing about me is like because of how emotionally intellectual i am people let me get away with being probably one of the dumbest humans on the planet like i don I don't know how I got here, and it is because God gave me good, like, gut intuition

and, like, emotional capacity. But on all other playing fields, I am dumb. So expect very low-grade intelligence from me. Yep. It's honestly really, really hard to exist. If Pompeii happened today. Is that a statue? Yeah because i was gonna say she's like she's sexy i don't even think we can put that on the screen we'll blur it we'll blur it um

but the critters are out yeah it's getting to that time i need you to take a picture of me i need you to take a picture of me you I need you to take a picture of me. You came out and you were like, I'm going to get a sexy photo of you. And you took one yesterday. And I probably look ugly. Come on.

Well, I'll take more. This is our last moment to ever be here because we probably won't make it. That's what I'm thinking. Me and Drew need to stop saying that to each other. We like literally, also we need to stop saying it because I believe it. Well, the only reason,

legitimately the only reason I believe it is because I burnt my fucking finger last night and it's probably going to get infected and fall off and i probably won't make it drew got frustrated with me because we were burning weenies over the fire on this like metal prong thing and he was like hold my buns down so my my hot dogs come off and then like i wasn't doing it at the speed and capacity that he needed and he was like okay i'm gonna do it and like went to go push it down and his thumb it at the speed and capacity that he needed. And he was like, OK, I'm going to do it. And like went to go push it down. And his thumb pressed on the hot iron.

And that's what you get for not letting me do what I needed to do. So in a way, it was deserved. Yeah. So I burned my finger. And it hurts really bad. And it hurt really bad. It's OK because I plopped it in my hole and the juices like kind of fixed it

no what fixed it is I poured mustard all over it unironically I know this sounds like some stupid shit that I always say but I poured mustard all over it dude my like slurring and mispronunciation of words and like

shit like I actually think I'm like getting stupider I don't know what the fuck is going I like slurring and mispronunciation of words and like shit. Like I actually think I'm like getting stupider. I don't know what the fuck is going on, but it's driving me insane. Let's do that in between time and then we can tell you. No. I can't say words anymore and I can't finish thoughts. But I poured mustard all over the burn and it actually like stopped the pain immediately. And I think it made it a lot better than it actually would be. I wonder what's in. it doesn't look bad at all yeah i wonder what's in mustard mustoid mustoid um but yeah i burned drew on purpose yeah she got

one of the hot dog metal sticks and stabbed me with it and it fucking hurt and made me cry my little eyes out um but yeah should we tap into some media? Yes, I'm going to go take a photo of this web before the sun gets too low. And we'll insert it if it looks good. And if it looks bad, you won't see the photo. You start your media though. Ew, my saggy bottoms.

Oh, did you hear that? Yeah. Is that a motorcycle? Yep. yeah yep um okay so i got three songs for you we got bull of the woods rain in the alders and forest park by fm Beautiful, beautiful songs. Really cure me when I'm sad. Actually, they probably just make me even more sad and hurt my feelings even more because I'm someone who's so fucking affected by music that like, I actually like, if a sad song comes on it will make me so sad like I can't listen to sad music if I'm happy because it will ruin my mood and if I listen to sad music when I'm sad it'll put me deeper into a pit and like I know some people are like no I like that because like people can relate to my feelings no I don't need to be even more sad than I already am I need to be surface level sad so I can wake up in the morning and scroll through TikTok for two hours and forget about it. Can't be even more sad than I already am.

And then what have I been watching? I haven't really been watching anything lately. Like it's kind of just been me on my iPad watching my YouTube videos. I've been watching so many cooking shows, which is crazy. I don't even fucking cook but i've been watching like shows like cooking competition shows like iron chef legends and shit like that and like it's been really really fun actually it's been really really sweet um and i've also been listening to a lot of ag cook i love this album wait what's it called i

don't fucking know. I don't know the name of the album off the top of my head. Apple versus 7G. Crazy, crazy album. And Inya is taking a picture of me right now. And I hope it comes out good. But I bet she doesn't have the exposure or light settings right on it. Because she doesn't use a light meter.

I trust my gut. You do have good gut intuition, but that's my media for this week. Okay, let's see what my media is. I haven't been watching anything either. Also, this little patch is awesome. Also, the sun I knew it the sun went down too much so it wasn't like shining on it the way it was earlier so it wasn't as nice but like you know that's okay because at least I got to see it with my eyeballs should we try to see Devin sydney tomorrow before you leave someone else wanted to see you oh nah you're popular

i got bitches that's just two she in a group chat with you and me was like let's hang let i want to hang out with him before he goes and i was like he's right here no i haven't been watching anything. But. Last Date by Jill Trithall. And also Wichita Lineman by Jill Trithall. It's like synth versions of songs. I'm about to let you know i think i already said this let you know by dj rashad um dismiss maybe i said this on patreon but i'll say it here because patreon has had it for

a week or something extra but good humor by saint etienne yeah um and that's it for me that's all um also like shawday any shawday song you've been listening to so much shawday yeah i love her so good it's insane so good timeless music dude it's hard to know if you're gonna make timeless music yeah i don't want to listen to music out here because I'm just like. Well, I just haven't been able to because my good headphones are at the house. And my Bose are really fucking good when they have batteries, but I don't have batteries. So the sound quality sucks balls. So I haven't been able to.

But I would have loved to sit out here as the sun was setting, listening to my ambient music on full blast. But also I just haven't been really listening to music much lately because I've been in weird moods. Yeah, I feel that. I haven't been listening to much, but when I do, that's what. I was listening to that Amplified Heart album so much since I bought the CD. I think that's why I've been listening listening to everything but the girl in Chaudet because now that I have a really good CD player I'm like oh fuck I need to buy like all of my like classic CDs like I would buy like CDs of like like oh cutty things that I really liked but I'm like oh I need to also like amp up the side of it that's just like

all these albums that I like love that I usually like just pass over when i'm at the store because i'm like whatever like i i have that on my iphone but like that's not the way to do it because like drew said you want to own your music which sounds like me just being like buy things buy things buy things but you could get things for cheap and then you could own them and it's like this is my thing that i have and i'm not giving my money to somebody although like those things are very viable 150 a year on spotify plus put that into discogs cds that are two to five maybe ten dollars max and i own basically the same amount of music i would have listened to on spotify if not more um but i will say like things like spotify are so viable because it is insane that

like i'm also picking away too like crazy it is insane that you get to have like you're having accessibility to that amount of music is like so unbelievable trust me no i know i love spotify plus like unironically how would i be able to listen to my podcast like i'm not buying a fucking cd of podcasts i'm not subscribing i don't know like that's the only place i listen to my podcast yeah a hundred percent but okay thank you guys so much for tapping in sorry if we were a little dimmer recently yeah we have some shit going on actually we have nothing going on i don't know why i'm fucking sad but that's why the episodes have been fucking shitty is because I want to die oh my god oh my god

oh he's gonna go die in the woods he can only run so fast when he doesn't have real shoes on are you farting is that your shoes? Actually, is that your ass or shoes? Holy crap. Holy crap. I'm I'm I'm I'm

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