Emergency Intercom - We Love James Charles

Episode Date: December 3, 2021

In today’s episode Enya and Drew talk about stealing, synced periods and finally James Charles and why he freaks them out… it is no surprise they are bullies and haters. It’s pure bullying. That’s it. Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzor Follow Drew on Insta: @DrewPhillips09 To listen to the podcast on YouTube: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercomPodYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Sexy nighttime. We're horny. We're home. And horny. We're home and horny. I guess, yeah, this is our first episode back home after two episodes of being gone. We were on the moon. That was exciting.

On the road again. I can't wait. We went to the moon. Last episode. Go to the moon. That was exciting. On the road again. I can't wait. We went to the moon. Last episode. Go to the moon. What is that? I think it's a Playboy Cardi lyric. Whoa.

I saw Playboy Cardi in Denver at the Red Rocks. And I saw John Mulaney in Long Beach, the worst place in the world. Yeah. I don't know what to talk about. We kind of don't have really anything planned today we're just like oh no i've got shit to talk i've always got shit to talk i've got some shit to complain about always um one of my complaints of the day is actually it's not really a complaint i am so bad at doing little tasks like i've talked about this before when you're looking yeah when

we were looking through our notes app and i was talking about how like on mine also this is so like out of like it's like not centered at all this episode and that's okay because that's the beauty of our episodes is every time you come back there's a little it's a little new it's something new every time like our background decaying from how human it gets in here um but like we i lightly touched on this and the fact that like in my notes app there are so many like so many fucking entries and they're uncompleted yeah and they're always uncompleted actually let's go through today i think i kind of like killed my tasks for the day um but if you knew what it took out of me emotionally and after you hear this list, you're going

to be like, damn, bitch, you need help. Also, to be fair, I was up really late and then I had to like wake up relatively early compared to how late I went to sleep. Yeah. And I had like a long, lengthy, emotional night. Not emotional. It was just like I was very upset over nothing. Are you on your period

yeah my big squirt is coming around actually i have no idea when my period's supposed to happen i never dude it really is so irregular yeah i have like it's like kind of irregular but it is like it's always a month and like a week later like it's insane. It's like always late. My period has never once been on time. And we're always like in sync. Like, like you sync to mine. Men have like, um, like random,

like weeks, once every three months where like, I'm just angry for no reason. Well, no, that's because men need therapists and they all refuse to go. Cause they, cause they,

they all can't stand the idea of someone looking at them and being like, I know what could help you. And they're like, no, I know me and i'm not gonna do it exactly and i live by that and that is my life no men's idea my wife men's idea of therapy is attempting to understand infinite jest oh like hearing you and josh hearing you and josh talk about it i was, this is awesome because it's just like, it's the most like, yeah. And I love y'all and I think y'all are very intelligent people. But hearing y'all talk about it, I was like, these are things we all just know as a collective. No, I have stated multiple times that that book is too dense for me. I have tried to read it multiple times. The furthest I've gotten is 60 pages in

and I wanted to kill myself from how dense and depressing and dark and just like, literally it makes me feel so inferior and stupid trying to understand that stupid fucking book. See, exactly. That's y'all's version of therapy because that's what therapy does to you for the first year.

It makes you feel very small and insignificant and you look at all your problems and they swallow you, but then you have to like crawl your way back out of them. Why do I need therapy if I got infinite jest? Because you can't finish infinite jest. That's why you need the therapy. Then why would I go to therapy? Because I wouldn't be able to finish therapy either. No, because that's what the human who you like bonds an emotional connection to.

One day I will go to therapy and you will see what it does to me and you will oh i know i know the first year of everyone's therapy it's like hell it's pure hell bitch i ran from my therapist you remember i literally ignored her for like months i was like no stop fucking talking to me and she'd be like come on like it's okay like i know you're scared and i'd be like leave me alone her wench her me and her meeting for the first time and she was like i heard you're talking shit dude my therapist is so funny my therapist will like email me and be like hey like i hope you're doing good if she hasn't heard from me and um obviously it's coming from like a real place like me and my therapist have like such a good connection to each other like i think we're two people who like actually understand each other like a lot of the things that i believe in she does too so it's like

a very symbiotic therapist patient relationship and when i'll read like her emailing me being like i hope you're okay like when's the next time do you want to speak if you do want to speak drew will be like that bitch just needs a check she's like obviously as a joke like yeah but he'll be like she needs a check and um one time randomly she brought it up and she was like i also i hope you never read it like me like needing like an appointment or anything i genuinely like check up on you because i like care for you and i want to make sure you're doing good because i know when i don't hear from you it's probably because you're like going through like a tumultuous time and freaking out. And yeah, when she was on the phone with me the other day and Josh and Drew like heard her voice for the first time.

It shocked me. Doesn't she sound beautiful? She sounds like a wonderful person. She literally sounds like. She gives mommy vibes. She sounds like I think the character's name or actual like philosopher's name is truman from uh midnight gospel the one episode where i was like this sounds like my therapist like oh they literally give me that if you i'm like if you want to know how my therapist sounds watch that episode of midnight gospel anyways um but yeah like hearing y'all talk about infinite stress literally had me

cracking up in the laundry room because i was like this is like i feel like josh is the type of person to be able to finish that book understand it and like want to josh is a fucking book dude he's destroying it right now and he has like he has like a really good um like i don't even know what they're called like he has a good process on it like he's he's not viewing it as like i'm reading all these books for like pleasure or like which is like fine that's awesome like if you do that but that's like what i do josh is like reading it to like reading to like study like he's like studying these like writing styles and like how these people like convey their thoughts and i was like oh wow that's like a really like cool way to like digest a book um i read books to make me sad i've never once picked up a book that was happy i don't read happy books i read books to like digest a book um i read books to make me sad i've never once picked up a book that was

happy i don't read happy books i read books to like fuel like my sadness i'm i'm stuck in that phase right now where i get 70 pages into a book and it legitimately like i just can't finish it and i and i really am enjoying the books i'm reading i do that with tv shows too like i'll get like like with uh fucking what's it called um uh marvelous and smasel i like got like all the way to like season three and then just stopped watching it because i was like i don't want this to end and i did that with like um like tiger king which is like a shitty example but like no i've done that with so many shows. People are going to be so pissed at me, but literally all of my favorite animes I've never fucking finished.

Yeah. I did a soul eater. I haven't finished Fooly Cooly and someone is going to be a smartass and be like, Fooly Cooly is only like eight or 12 episodes. Yeah. And, and, and I've rewatched episodes in the beginning, like in the front, like few four episodes, but I don't want to finish it because i'm like i don't i like that um to me this thing is a thing that hasn't ended i do that with books too i always read it i'm like this is the best book i've ever read in my fucking life and then i didn't finish

it like crying in h mart was like one of the books that more recently i was like damn this book is fucking amazing and nope just put it down yeah well i think that like speaks to who we are as people keep going what what does it say about us true i don't know i don't fucking know that silence was actually sinister that one freaked me out. You like backed away from the mic. You got really far. I don't know. I thought I like literally said something mad problematic. I was like, wait, did I like fuck up?

Like, what did I say? I got really offended. I'm like, what the fuck does that mean? No, it does because listen to my to-do list. I haven't finished it. Like, or maybe I did. I said pack hyphen camera for sure. I didn't do that. Yeah, I didn't get my dry cleaning. I heard pack hyphen camera for sure. I didn't do that.

Yeah, I didn't get my dry cleaning. I heard you asked Dante to get it. I need you to do that for me while I'm gone because I'm scared of them getting rid of it. Because someone told me last night, someone was like, you can only have it there for 30 days. Which I would be back before the 30 days. But if you could get it for me, that would be a fucking serve. We'll see. Podcast, which we're doing now

i shot with orion which i was supposed to do call pharmacy and pick up my thing i did that clean no i'm not doing that yeah um but yeah that's my list and it was if y'all understood the like the weight that was on my chest before i went to sleep and this morning and all day today, it literally, that's what made me so exhausted today. It wasn't doing the tasks. It was like your mindset, like me being like, dude, I have so like, I literally feel like heavy physically because I'm like, I haven't finished that. And it's like 8 PM. So like, what, what am I going to do? Like, I I've got places to go. I've got people to see. Enough. I was going to say something like so sexual for no reason.

But I changed my mind. I took it back. Yeah, that was something I wanted to talk about. And the other thing I want to talk about is I will always be late. Bitch, you are so annoying. Guy looking up from his phone. it won't come down it won't go down i will always be late and that's just a fact i will never be early and i someone might say that's like a sign of disrespect. But at least I fucking did it. No, that is.

Dude. Oh, my God. When you are late, like, it actually drives me fucking insane. Like, that is something that, like, literally hurts me. But I do a good job at just, like, letting you do your thing. And I don't give a fuck. Because guess what? And if I need to be there. If I need to be there on time, I could be five minutes late.

You will always stop. It's like I desperately need to be there on time i could be five minutes late you will always like i desperately need to it's like and yet if you were not here on time you will be pushed back for your appointment or this or that or the third we'll close the doors i'm like i could be five minutes late that's what you're saying to me right now you're saying i have a five way a five minute just managed your time just like a little bit better it like your life would be amazing if i didn't get stuck in the loops i get stuck in i can't express enough i get caught in loops in this house like and it's always been a thing for me but it is it freaks me out sometimes like if you ever if

everyone it's not the loops it's the coffee right before you leave you got to cook that goddamn coffee and then go oh no i yeah that's one of no that's not a loop that's a need that's what i was saying it's not the loops if i don't have time to get to a coffee before i go somewhere i'm making a damn coffee don't play with me like i'm not like i'm i'm sure i'm gonna find this late but you know that already but you know that like you know i put that down um but yeah but the loop i get stuck in the most and what makes it hardest to leave the house is i'm convinced azul got out so i have to see azul like four times you've given me that anxiety um and then i'm convinced i didn't lock any doors and then sometimes i'm convinced i put a candle

on and like i haven't lit a candle i'm like i haven't lit a candle in like two weeks but i'm like so convinced so i have to go around the house and look at all my candles I do that right before the airport like when I'm like flying somewhere like I am like I'm I don't know what it is but I'm so weird about like my doors being opened or closed like when I leave my doors I mean that's not weird but like my closet door has to be like closed and like my door like Azul will be in there and i'm like fuck dude like i want to close my door so bad but azul is in there so i just like let him leave and then another thing is at night like i sleep i have to sleep with my door cracked i don't know what it is i have to have my door do you sleep with socks on i think i asked that um i don't think you asked it on the

podcast but i think you asked me i don't sleep with socks on which i like actually that's a lie when it when in the winter here i fully have to sleep with socks yeah it's it's really my feet get so fucking cold and um every time someone sleeps over they get really mad at me because my feet will touch them and then they're like bitch what the fuck and then i get really embarrassed so i have to put socks on wait who's sleeping over you i was about to say like it was not me if it's not me then who is it elisa the list goes on i got itches elisa refuses to sleep in my bed and it offends me every time no i know okay but josiah refuses to sleep in my bed and it offends the fuck out of me like last night i was like josiah just sleep

in here please like we'll watch mazel on my ipad like while we go to sleep and he was like i'm not watching mazel on that little fucking ipad i was like no it's a big ipad that's what i said i was like josiah just sleep in here please like we'll watch mazel on my ipad like while we go to sleep and he was like i'm not watching mazel on that little fucking ipad i was like no we can this is the biggest fucking screen ever this is the biggest ipad you can get then he pointed he pointed to my computer and he was like like it's not as big as that and i was like yeah like let me put my fucking monitor in my bed like what do you fucking mean like just sleep in my bed with me like just sleep with me uh you know what it is okay so elisa listens to every single podcast so i'm airing her ass out and she's gonna be so upset with me because like no one needs to know this about but it's not that uncommon but she was like no i get really hot when i sleep in bed with someone and like i don't want to like sweat in

your bed which i can respect that even but even though i know that each time i feel a sense of rejection that i just like can't get over and but i've convinced myself it's like because elisa is like scared of like we might fall in love if she sleeps next to me so like i i'm gonna like leave it at that but she won't sleep with me orion will always sleep with me orion will like yeah she's down regardless yeah she like she's probably one of the first like people who i would like sleep with all the time i guess i used to sleep with you on tour but yeah i don't know i'm like why why don't you want to sleep with me everyone loves sleeping with me though i do i'd be hugging bitches in their sleep by accident by the way i sleep with socks on because um i just i asked that question because i saw someone ask that and someone was like yeah i

sleep with socks on and literally everyone was like you are a fucking monster freak i know someone i know some people who like can only sleep a sock like it literally like i don't i can't sleep without them because it feels my feet feel so fucking naked um but like yeah the only person i know who has to sleep with socks on is like also a man. So maybe it's a man thing. Another thing, um, is I don't trust people who get hot while they're sleeping. Like learn to fucking regulate your body temperature.

Like literally learn to like figure that out. Cause like also just people who are like, like, Oh, it's like fucking like hot. Like, I feel like we are like really like acclimated to hot environments now. But then when like guests come into our house and like, dude, it's like fucking like hot like i feel like we are like really like acclimated to hot environments now but then when like guests come into our house and like dude it's like 80 fucking two in here i'm like girl i'm comfortable i'm comfortable in this 82 degrees like even though like we complain about it i'm just like then leave like since you don't like it so much why the fuck are you since you hate our fucking house and you just call this like broke and disgusting and you fucking hate us buy me an ac then buy me a fucking air conditioner fix our ac girl the only thing we need to do to fix our ac is change that filter

that is covered in mold or not mold you are so you are so convinced no we i this is like really gross and like shows are like immaturity right now but um we have never ever changed our vents in the crib and i looked in there about like two months ago and it was like three inches of like dust and debris which is literally just like fucking dead skin like it's our dead skin particles floating around and we're just like reintroducing it to our environment and that's probably why i think there's black mold and that's probably why we're tired all the time because we're just fucking breathing in our dead skin i've been like this for my whole life and so have you yeah so that's not that's not i'm just trying to explain i'm trying to figure it out no you want you want our audience to feel

bad for you and be like oh my god no oh no drew is like dying from black mold like that's one day one day we will get i don't know what they're fucking called a mold expert to come in here and they'll test the levels and y'all will be fucking shocked and you'll be like oh my god they're gonna find toxic levels of mold in our house and i won't move you don't have to move but they'll be like i don't know how y'all've lived in this for so long it could like come out that like we've just been in like a complete delusion for the last two years and like everything we experienced wasn't real and like it's all because of the mold poisoning you need help like psychiatric help i'm okay actually i'm done with the therapist i'm done saying you need to go to a therapist. You need to go to a psychologist.

Lock me up. Lock me up. I was going to say something while you were saying that. Oh, actually, while you were saying that, I was literally just waiting for my turn to speak because I was thinking about how awful moving is. Like, the day I... Okay. Because I was like, oh my God, imagine if a mold expert did come in here and was like you can't live here i would be so fucking livid because to be told you have to move like oh i've experienced now i know

like of course i knew as a kid when we were getting evicted that that is not good and it sucks but like oh my god being told like being told you cannot live somewhere and don't have a choice and you have to move and like finding another the worst things to do in life. No, not just to you. The three main stressors in life are moving, experiencing a death, and there's another one. Sex. I think it's divorce or something. Divorce, fucking death, and are like the top three like most stressful

things in life no kai kai's shaking his fucking head because he knows if that's true or not girl google it those are the three most google it google it right fucking now i you will be you will be shocked you're saying that moving is as there's death yeah no i'm not saying as just but i said the top three. Let's take this poll. Who in the room has experienced a close death and moving? Both of those things, huh? You have?

Girl, fuck you. Have you actually? Yeah. I don't know shit about it. Oh, you are pretty old. You've experienced a lot. Well, I think we have not talked about this enough, but everyone in my life is dying. Someone commented.

You mentioned that. You mentioned death in every single episode. I'm questioning my mortality. Like, that's just a part of growing up. And I just love being able to, like, voice that with our audience because i just like letting them know like you're not alone in these thoughts yes you are a bitch you went in an episode you said you are so alone everyone's so fucking alone and now you try to be like you're not alone um well i have you look it up who looked it up oh here i'll look it up right now i'll look it up right now

also not me sitting here assuming kai hadn't experienced like death like i guess because most people i know haven't experienced like a close okay top five most stressful things let's go actually no all everyone in our friend group kind of oh oh my god i literally got it i got it fucking right death of a loved one divorce moving right no okay look i'm so fucking right right now and i love it what is this website uh hospitals it's literally a hospitals.org death of a loved one divorce moving major illness or injury and job loss um i deserve a round of a fucking applause no run it from kai moving seems like the outlier here when how many times have you moved like twice you don't feel like someone who owns a lot of things that you care about no like little things like do you have like little trinkets that you're like this and

this means this room um okay on this list they listed they listed retirement as one of the most stressful things like i'm sorry but i cannot wait for the fucking most people can't retire that's why it's stressful it's because retirement is not like actually real like my dad isn't like clicking his heels like i can't wait till i can't work anymore he's like oh my god when i can't work anymore i'm gonna die i'm just gonna die after that like after that is death um sorry kai i bet you have a lot of things you care about not for material wise material girl like your two pairs of shoes i'm gonna edit that out i got some cool little sneakers on you are in your own world me and kai are fully having a conversation in here yeah oh wait i

forgot it's the kai and inya podcast not the fucking drew and inya podcast yeah i forgot yeah no actually no hold on y'all go ahead and have y'all stupid little fucking conversation while i'm over here just looking like a goddamn fool go ahead yeah you're busy relishing and being right no i was researching i'm so sweaty they said retirement chronic illness makes sense no actually that sounds like my goddamn dream being I'm not kidding that is one of the most fucked up things about me is like I I feel like actually disgusting saying this because this is not chill at all and I recognize that and I realize that this is not okay to like want this and I actually

do need psychiatric help in this stem this is very deep and it like goes okay to like want this and i actually do need psychiatric help in this stem this is very deep and it like goes back to like my childhood or something but i legitimately like want a chronic illness um i don't because i don't believe that i could ever be chronically ill i'm no actually i am chronically i was about to be chronically sick like damn you sick as hell i'm chronically ill as fuck like um transitioning to adulthood um yeah that is very fucking stressful yeah fucking right people need to grow the fuck up that shit pisses me off like oh coming of age i'm turning 19 and 20 girl shut the hell up shut the hell up but i guess that's not like coming to terms with being an adult. I just don't care.

I just realized I'm like old. No, you're not though. Like I don't know what it is. Maybe I'm like one of the lucky ones who I just like I've never had like a serious like moment of sadness and like moment of being actually upset at aging. I love aging because I've always felt and this sounds big-headed but i've always felt like my age didn't match how i felt mentally so i am excited to finally be coming to a place where i'm like yes the brain in my head makes sense for this age um but that's because my life fucking sucked balls and i had to deal with a bunch of shit as a like young person so i didn't

ever get to be a kid and i feel like i'm like regressing i feel like my brain is getting younger and my body is getting older no girl that brain is saying the same actually my brain is expanding yeah what am i talking about 60 pages i'm different i'm actually different i'm not like these other bitches like i've read infinite jest i will always be late i'm still thinking about that like i just like i will i will be late and i will move plans around because i will be late um everyone who knows me knows that though like getting married is stressful i guess marriage is also another thing that i don't fucking get you bitches are weird why i'm not i don't ever want to be yeah i don't believe in like i used to i used to like be like girl like what it's like cute but now i'm like

um hell no a divorce is not cute and a divorce is inevitable no marriage is literally fake and it's like a governmental experiment to get us to like pay more money it's a government experience to get us to pay to be in a relationship married oh weddings are expensive and getting annulled and shit it's like very is i don't think it's expensive, but I think it's like, yeah, you have to pay money to get all the documents done. See, that's in fucking sane. That's actually insane. Here I go, bitch.

I'd rather just go to Chuck E. Cheese and get in that booth where they like draw you and sketch and I'll use a pencil to like sign our names on it. Oh, I want to get in the fucking hurricane ticket booth at Chuck E. Cheese so bad right now. That was one of the happiest times. Did they fight at your Chuck E. Cheese? I always saw parents getting into fistfights at my turkey cheese and it was fun and it was like this is this is how human should be existing parents should be getting tipsy and fistfighting and kids are lost and kids

are crying and they don't know where to go that's like the big mouse is scaring the fuck out of everyone they need to let that fucking mouse rest they have put that bitch bitch to fucking use. They need to get a goddamn new mascot. Dude, what's crazy is like how fucking terrifying it used to look when we were kids. And it was normal for us. We were like, that looks normal. Now they've like cartoonified the fuck out of him. Yeah. But he actually looked like a big fucking rat.

Five nights at Freddy's. The Chuck E. Cheese, what I was saying is that like ticket booth, I have never experienced that level of joy in my entire life. Then like standing there and like figuring out like the method to like catching the tickets and like, oh. I don't know if I've ever been in there. I always, I think I thought even as a kid, it was like embarrassing to have my hair blow that much. And I was like, oh my God. You're literally the most vain person I know. Yeah, period.

And I never looked stupid as a kid actually i always looked stupid as a kid but i thought i was throwing fits and everyone thought i was throwing fits so that's all that matters um cry baby fits actually i used to i am a big cry baby i think everyone who knows me knows that but as a kid you're so what's up spotify this is hobby i remember this one time we're on tour we didn't have any guitar picks and we didn't have time to go to the store so we placed an order on prime and it got there the next day ready for the show whatever you're into it's on prime um something i discovered

today i didn't finish it bitch okay. Okay, well, fucking finish. Damn. Damn. As a kid, I used to cry. And when I cry, I get so much mucus and like boogers. It's really gross. It's like disgusting. Like, you've seen it.

Like, I can fill up a t-shirt with like mucus. It's really disgusting. But as a kid, I didn't know how to wipe my nose. And boogers would just be running down my face. And I would start screaming, boogers. That crybaby snot tastes good. It does. Salty.

Keep going, damn. Anyway, my family would look at me and just mock me and be like, boogers, boogers! And I would freak the fuck out. And that's it. I don't even remember what the fuck i was gonna say what did i even start saying i don't know ranch dressing that shit is like disgusting no it's delicious um what the fuck is wrong with you um it's delicious i like dipping baby carrots

in ranch but like i would never ever put ranch on a fucking salad. Go to hell. You're going to fucking hell. Let me finish. Literally, ranch is the best named food of all time. I had that ranch and mustard. Like, ranch. Like, that is perfectly named. No, they call it ranch because it smells like fucking horse poop. That's why they call it ranch.

It smells like balls. So fucking delicious. Blue cheese actually is the most accurate description for what that shit smells like balls so fucking delicious blue cheese actually is the most accurate description for what that shit smells like yeah blue cheese blue blue would smell like that cheese ranch um mustard mustard is like the perfect mustard is the perfect word also like every time you say mustard all i could think about is the guy getting mustard squirting squirted all over him while he's sleeping the actually the best video like that's one of the best videos that one is right under Like every time you say mustard, all I could think about is the guy getting mustard squirting squirted all over him while he's sleeping. The actually the best video.

Like that's one of the best videos. That one is right under James Charles dancing at Coachella for me. No, that one's right under James Charles singing in the canyon for me. No, literally James Charles. I'm sorry. I've said it once and I'll say it again. What the fuck is wrong with that motherfucker? He has too many yes people in his life.

He has too many yes people. No, he has too many people looking at him and being like sir no he has too many delusions he needs someone to look at him and be like oh no what is wrong with you what is wrong with you that people those people for him he would hear this and he'd be like i can ask the same thing about you what's wrong with you and i'm like girl i've seen you move that body. Something is wrong. You need, you need clinical help. His joints are fusing. He's chronically ill. Dude, the thing is, I've never seen someone who gets told they can't sing and dance so much.

Like he is the fucking, the kid who wouldn't stop believing in himself. Like he, no one has the self-confidence that motherfucker has. And I'm jealous of that. At that point I would just stop. Those are the people that go the furthest in life. Like the people that like blindly like believe everything they're doing is right. Like are like the best. No the happiest.

Yeah. Like you couldn't tell him he can't dance. Everyone says it and he just keeps on dancing he feels like um oh dude i'm just like thinking of him singing like britney broski like posting him singing like fucking three times a day is like the single funniest thing like oh it's just so good i'm trying to think of like i love that like i feel like a lot of people like a lot of influencers and like just like social media people like in private like all watch those videos like they all cycle through there is there is nothing better to do when there's nothing to watch then throw james up on the tv right now i i need some you know i need to pick me up throw that

motherfucker on the tv like you know what. You know what he can't say? He brings a smile to someone. I was about to say. He's made me very happy. A video of him dancing has gone my ass up and down a bed once. Like, from the other room. Yes, I sent you that video. I was falling asleep.

And it literally shot adrenaline through my body. Because I couldn't believe it. I heard your laugh across the house. And you were like, Drew, like, it shot, like, adrenaline through my body because I couldn't believe it. I heard your laugh across the house and you, like, drew that fucking video you just sent. It was insane. It's the one of him, like, opening his, also, someone pointed out to me the other day, his fashion taste is AI made. Like, his taste in general is made by an AI. Dude, we've briefly talked about it but like it's just that effect where like let the body suits go let them go

james charles let the body suit sweat pant combo go let it go put jeans on put it down literally me and james charles have a closet every day. Put that down. Girl, that belt. That goddamn belt. Okay, this is a James Charles. I'm going to go with some scissors and fucking cut that long ass belt. Yeah, like, but we knew this. We knew I was a hater.

You know what? He's laughing from his ugly, expensive house. And I'm laughing from my cute, scenic apartment. And look how beautiful it's serving. Like, look who's laughing. Yeah, it looks good. It looks good right now. Also, James Charles' house looks like an Ikea, like, escape room.

It just looks, you know what? It just looks like those, like, ultra-modern houses that are built really cheap but like look really nice and they just like did it very quickly and cheaply and just upsold the shit out of it he got scammed i can run through his walls yeah no actually like his walls are thin i like when i like sneak up to his house at night i can like hear him like no same yeah oh when i play in his on his big little trampoline sometimes when i'm jumping i'm scared the springs will be too loud and it'll wake him up and when i'm playing basketball okay never mind okay i'll i'll stop i'll stop like because as i say now why the fuck do you have a basketball court at your house why do you have that like why now you're just bored like literally why does he have that because he's he's trying to beat

the algorithm like no he's trying to beat the algorithm of real life like this is dark this is dark he's trying to lure the straight men he's like you want to come play basketball in my house because like that's what you would like okay this is a good transition but i've had this thought and every time i've said it i've been like not shut down but everyone's like okay like i'm about to okay yeah but based is the new edgy like people were embarrassed to be called edgy so they just made up a new word and it's based based just will always remind me of little b and i know that's like probably where it stems from like being used on the internet i just don't understand that was like my first merch was based god bracelets i was so fucking lame and internet i just don't understand that was like my first merch was

based god bracelets i was so fucking lame and corny i don't think that's lame and corny i think that's cute i i think any like obama based god oh never mind so um my first merch was my one direction varsity jacket which i i know no i made i like made them oh that's cute i didn't sell them but like it was like this like google thing where like you could 3d print shit and like a few of like my followers back then that are now friends like got them i my first thing i like ever really made that was like merch of something or like a bootleg or anything like that was in seventh grade my crush his name was sebastian we're still like friends but his name was sebastian and he used to go by like super seb or some shit like it was like something with superman he liked the s like the logo for that and then out of polymer

clay i made him a chain for valentine's day that like was the superman logo and that was my gift to him and that was like it was probably like really shitty and like looked like crap actually i've always been very artistically inclined even at the ripe age of 12 so um fuck you i just have a bunch of topics things that like pop into my head that i just i can't believe how long we do i can't believe how long we just talked about make uh James Charles also okay this is the last thing this is the last thing I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry in no other community is it okay to say inspired by and just do the same thing someone else did that is the weirdest thing to me this motherfucker would be like look inspired by so and so you go to so and so's page that wasn't

inspired you just did it but yeah that's that's neither here that like also transitioned to one of my thoughts i had this week um i'm really airing myself out here right now um by saying this but tiktok is the first app in my entire life that i have like contemplated like thirst following someone i've never really thirst followed people in my entire life but like when people are like sexy hot on my timeline i like one i stalk all of their fucking videos i go to their page and watch every fucking one of their videos because tiktok is the first time that like even someone who has like an interesting personality like is showing personality and also being hot like does that make sense yeah like because on instagram there's like hot people and you know they're hot but you don't really know

what they're like and on tiktok i think a lot of it is like you kind of have to show like who you are because you have to like choose the music that you like. The sounds people choose is very indicative of their personality. So like especially if they're using music that you find interesting, you're like, hold on, babe. Hi, babe. Now people are going to go look at who you fucking follow bitch i know i'm gonna unfollow everybody i went through and unfollowed a bunch of people though i was like um you're not following me back fuck you i don't care i don't care if you don't follow me back i'm not following you and also a lot of i i thought about this today also a lot of the people that I follow, why the fuck am I following you?

I met you once and I don't like anything you fucking post. I'm tired. I'm bored. The worst thing to anybody, I feel like this is for everyone, but the worst thing to happen is when someone's like, let's follow each other in real life and you're not even getting along like that.

Let's follow each other. I'm like, bitch, I don't even like our real life experience right now. Why the fuck am I going to do this online? Your online experience. Should i just keep reading some of my thoughts go ahead uh okay so the least intrigued go ahead of my life i could talk about how i'm like a snooper i like going through people's things when i'm in new houses oh i do that too i like i'm like what do you? I don't do it as much as you. You make it a mission.

You get into a new space and you look. It's just like, I just like seeing their life that they have hidden away in their drawers. I like, like, what do you not want me to see? Like, what is it that you don't want me to see? Because I want to see it. Like, Airbnb. I'm going to invade your fucking privacy. Now, why are you leaving your personal things out

because i'm gonna look i'm gonna steal you're gonna steal oh i stole something the other day i love stealing i'm gonna be honest but i don't steal i know where to steal from i steal from people who i'm like um you have way too much money and you're not gonna miss yeah exactly like that's when i steal which is like gonna be very not okay But actually most people who like I want to get in the house and steal some shit from. That's your feminine instinct to gather. Yeah, I'm just gathering and like that's all I'm doing. But I was at an event the other day where one, I was being a bitch to like everyone because it was like a bunch of rich people who were looking.

Like I just felt they knew. Oh, we hit a stain at one of these legs. Yeah. Or one of these events. I, yeah, I just felt like they were looking at me funny so i was like fuck all of you i want to like beat the shit out of all of you um because like i think it was very obvious that i don't know i think everyone there kind of knew each other and i was like they're like who the fuck is this like that's what i felt like to everybody and why you're not my drawers yet

me to the physics teacher on tiktok what the fuck is this and why are you not in my drawers yet in my drawers in my drawers um i stole some chanel seeing glasses the other day and they're literally my prescription i didn't tell you about this no what the fuck where where okay to be fair it so the venture started out as me being a good person i saw it was in like a really nice leather carrying case. A really nice one. Willie. Willie. Keep going.

It was in a really nice carrying case and it was leather and I thought it was a wallet. So I saw it on the table and there was a bunch of people around, but no one was at this table. And it didn't seem like anybody who was around was ever at that table. So I saw it and I was like, oh, shit. So I went and opened it because i was like oh i'm gonna see if there's an id in this and if there is i'm gonna like find the person like that's what i'm gonna do um shut up so i like looked in it and i was like oh these are glasses so then i felt really uncomfortable because i was like people it's gonna look like i was gonna steal this so i closed it

and backed up and like looked around and still nobody was looking and nobody even seemed interested no no so i walked away and i was like that was weird and i even seemed interested. Stop saying you just took it. No, no. So I walked away and I was like, that was weird. And I walked away and then an hour goes by and I come back and I'm progressively more drunk than I was the first time I saw it. And I was like, no one has claimed this yet. And this party is dying down. So I put my fucking purse over and I took it and I like walked away.

Oh my God. And guess what? They're my prescription. Where are they? Huh? Where are they? They're right there. That's them them the carrying cases in my room oh hell yeah damn no you came i do things like this and admit it publicly and then i'm like so why aren't events like so why am i not getting invited to events like i was about to say where's my invite i want to be a part of like the social

but like i'm gonna i'm gonna admit it right now when we stole all that asap soap from that one event that was like one of the most exhilarating moments of my life. It's fucking fun. Like we stuffed our drawers full. Like you obviously also, you don't care about those glasses. You're not someone who's like, oh God, like I'm bringing these out. This is like a big mess.

She probably got in a car wreck on the way home. No, they're reading glasses. They're not like farsighted because they're my prescription, but only like in terms of like closeness. Like I can technically read a book without my glasses on, but it would be better if I had reading glasses. Wow, you're really fucked up for doing that. And I don't give a fuck.

You're really fucked up. And they're really nice. They are really nice. I stole a pumpkin from this really nice restaurant that I went to in Colorado. I stole a pumpkin off the table, which isn't the craziest thing. And then I took it to the streets and I slam dunked it into a trash can. And it was awesome. In one of the alleyways.

Denver is... We don't steal things. I don't believe in stealing from small places or businesses. I don't even steal from big corporations and stuff. I steal from random people who are least expecting it so like the worst the worst kind okay bitch now why the fuck are you bringing your reading glasses to an event girl those are her seeing eyeglasses and she's blind right now good then if you needed them so bad okay velma why the fuck are you losing them the camera's not recording actually this time you are so annoying

you are one of the worst people just get pwned keep getting pwned by me it's like embarrassing i'm gonna smack the fuck out of you it's embarrassing how pwned you get um you said denver yeah you said denver um denver is i'm sorry if you live there. I love you because you're watching this. But Denver, Colorado is literally one of the most sinister cities I've ever been in my entire life. Like, I cannot stress this enough. It is the most quiet, empty city. Like, I swear to God, I saw 13 people total while I was there. That's why it's one of the first places that had legalized weed because there was nothing else to do.

Exactly. Like, it was genuinely shocking. And I don't even know how to explain it. Like, we were there on the weekend and there was, like, no one there. But then, like, I went to the Playboy Cardi concert and it felt like the entire city was there. Like, it was insane. I was like, where the fuck did you people come from? Like, where did y'all come from?

Just like you. They came from out of state. And they were like, I want to be at a concert with the red rocks i could talk about that the uh playboy cardi concert was fucking awesome um the red rocks was beautiful i met some people there y'all are awesome um and yeah the airport when i was walking through it i was like oh i have like a bad vibe here like i feel like i'm being herded like a cattle like this place is fucking weird there's yeah i was like there i have like a bad vibe here like i feel like i'm being herded like a cattle like this place is fucking weird there's yeah i was like there's weird murals all over the walls

so i did a little digging um it is like the conspiracy capital of like america like yeah they have nothing else to do no it's weird it like it's weird i like was reading about it on the airplane before i like knocked out and then i had like a weird it like it's weird i like was reading about it on the airplane before i like knocked out and then i had like a weird dream about it for like the 30 minutes that i fucking slept on the plane because like for some reason i couldn't fall asleep because the denver airport is cursed um but that shit is weird they like you know you keep saying weird weird weird weird what's so weird i said like the there's, like, this scary fucking horse out front that's, like, 60 feet tall that has, like, red glowing eyes. And, like, okay, like, what the fuck is that?

And then I read into it a little more. And the fucking artist that was, that designed and was building the horse, the horse fucking killed him while he was building it. Did it fall on him? Like, a piece fell off and cut an artery in his leg like what and then they still erected it they finished it and erected it whoa then what they made it have a fucking boner and they put the big boner in front boner um and then there's these like weird cursed murals all over that like predict like the new world and then there's like tunnels underneath it and all this shit i'm not saying i'm like feeding into this conspiracy but like why is it the biggest airport in the world is it fucking denver i think it's like the biggest or second biggest airport

i feel like the atlanta airport is one of the biggest um i don't know i can look it up real quick but on top of that it costs 4.8 billion dollars and i'm like where did that money go it's all in the tunnels underneath and there's a secret society living under there also the masonic there's like masonic which one's the biggest the one in saudi arabia i almost said that is atlanta like a big one yeah i pretty i was probably like the atlanta is a beautiful fucking airport atlanta i was gonna say actually i haven't been like in the atlanta airport for a long time oh wait no i'm thinking of uh chicago i think i don't even remember chicago airport but i know atlanta

airport like i i just know they have a chick-fil-a there because i would land there when i was younger and be like because that motherfucker would always get his connecting flights um literally get some of the worst flights ever spirit airplane should be illegal why is a spirit airplane from miami to new york twenty dollars why does it cost less than an uber you're having a car and it's five thousand dollars wait wait a damn minute is that not insane girl that really is an airbus like by all definitions i feel like if i showed my student id in high school to spirit airlines they'd be like yeah just get on like dude what the fuck i and they're also they're also yellow like the airplanes are yellow because they don't think that it's advertising in the sky yeah the pilots they hire can't see other planes unless they're

yellow they're like scared that you won't see it on the train i saw a spirit airlines pilot and um he had a gay pride like spirit airlines thing on his bag i don't know why that's like whatever they that's why it's so cheap because they have gay people flying airplanes gay people can't drive what makes you think they can fly a fucking airplane is that like oh yeah i guess that is the whole thing that gay people can't drive yeah like on the internet people say that the curbs driving on the curbs girl not being able to drive a couple curbs huh we've hit a couple curbs oh i hit the fuck dude my car has been through it it's crazy that my car has no bumps or scratches on it like that because like it's

always it's the bottom it's the important part that i'd be hurting on my car like i'll like hop off a curb and you just hear like the fucking the bottom of it like boom like really hard dude the most annoying thing that i do is when you're parking in like a tight spot i like try to predict you hitting it and i'm always like like so annoying bitches think i don't know my car i know my car shockingly well i know the dimensions of my car and i have never been in a car accident knock on wood and i fucking serve the house down because you know what no one's gonna hit me i'm gonna fucking hit them and that's how you have to drive why are you not in my drawers yet you keep saying drawers like fucking kitchen drawer draws draws yeah it's like jaws if you're gonna say you have to say it correctly come correct

but yeah spirit airlines flights are way too cheap like when you use like expedia it'll be like the flights this day are a hundred dollars and it's like a hundred dollars for to leave la to go to miami and then like all the other flights are four hundred dollars and it's like now what the fuck is gonna happen on that one they save the money with the tray the trays the trays are the size of an iphone my iphone cannot fit on the fucking tray like the trays are literally the size of an iphone max the seats are made out of cardboard they don't give you a tv they're like're like, you better think. You better think about why you made this decision. But I guess on a flight, on a spirit, that's where you're going to finish an infinite dress is on a spirit flight because you have nothing else to lose.

No, I'm panicking because I'm going to die in this fucking airplane the entire time. You know what's really fucked up is when I get bad turbulence on a plane, like I don't get scared and I find it so fucking funny when everyone's here i'm like you are so i'm like you are so funny because you're so scared right now the girl as if your your terror and fear is gonna stop this plane from crashing the girl i literally just had this conversation with my friend cooper we the girl next to me on the flight to tex like, I think it was her first time flying. And she was freaked the fuck out. Like, she was, like, she grabbed onto my arm on takeoff and was, like, shaking.

And it was, no, it was so cute and endearing. And then, like, there was, like, I sleep on flights normally. And, like, there was enough turbulence that, like, I, like, popped up and, like, bumped a little bit. And I was like, oh, this is, like, some up and like bumped a little bit and i was like oh this is like some intense like um uh turbulence and she was next to me like praying she was like and i was like god is not stopping this airplane like i'm on it because i feel like most people are gonna but maybe it's because we've been on so many flights but even from a young person like i remember when i was on one of my first flights ever and it was from miami to orlando and those flights you get in like a tiny fucking fighter like plane like you don't get on a real plane for those flights like i was in like i'm not kidding

like i am not exaggerating like a 12 seater plane one time like it was like nothing like it was like you couldn't even bring a bag onto the plane for that flight all you could have was like a book bag or some shit like because the plane could not handle that much weight i couldn't fit on that plane because it's like my fat ass and my wiener's like too heavy it'd like weigh it down because i have a giant fucking car and now that i'm taking ashwagandha it's constantly just engorged it's gotten bigger um but yeah i remember on that flight there was really bad turbulence again because we were on a paper plane like going like a thousand miles an hour and everyone on the plane was freaking out and 16 year old me or 17 year old me was cracking up you were so fucking annoying i was dying laughing out loud um because i was like y'all are so scared of dying right now and

in my head i was like i was like if anyone's scared it should be me y'all are like fucking eight million years old like y'all lived your fucking life me to like a 20 year old when i was 17 i was like you're fucking a million years old like you're ancient you're disgusting grow grow down no say your stupid fucking airplane thing well i have two things so i have two things You're fucking a million years old. Like you're passing soon. You're disgusting. Grow down. No, say your stupid fucking airplane thing. Well, I have two things. So I have two things to say. So I was sitting on my flight.

It was really fucking early. It was really cold. And they were like de-icing the airplane, which was like beautiful to experience. But like as I was sitting there. I've actually seen that before. The airplane, like when we were taxiing, like, you know, when you're taxiing, it like shakes a little bit or whatever. Well, I was laying and I was like almost asleep and I was like laying with my arms on the table and my face down like this. Really uncomfortable.

I had the whole, it was like one of the two Cedar airplanes and the guy sitting next to me like got to move up because there was an empty row. So I had the whole row to myself. It was really fucking like nice and I like was just like spreading out. I don't know why i told all those details but i was just laying there and the airplane shook and like literally like i don't know what the fuck it was it was like antifreeze or like acid or something no yeah they put fucking acid something came from the air vents from above me and burnt the fuck out of my fingers and like burnt my hand and like it like

sprayed me and like i literally have like low-key like like a mark on my hand where it was so you're gonna sue american yeah i wrote down in my notes app i was i was just writing down all my thoughts because i just i've been writing my thoughts down and i have the airplane spit acid all over my hands and i have it time stamped because i just wanted as much of a case as possible to build against american airlines because they burnt the fuck out of my hand i was like oh my finger is gonna get gangrene and fall off and i'm gonna die you are so annoying um anyway yeah i just don't believe like i'm like if a plane does crash like that'll be so funny and the amount of attention i will get i was that was my next thing it's worth it to die that's the next thing i was gonna say let me rephrase because i'm sure there are people who have lost like like a loved

one to a plane crash and like i'm not saying like it's something to be laughing about but as someone who's been in like really like gnarly situations on flights where i'm like oh my god this like flight has crazy turbulence let's just say i laugh i sit back and and I left. Cause I'm like this, of course, you know what it is? It's like, of course this would happen to me. Like,

of course I would be on the flight. That's going to go down. That's what I was going to say next was like another thing, like to go along with like me wanting a chronic illness is like, I want to die in a plane crash. I don't want to die in a plane crash. I've said it before, but like,

not that I want to die. Um, but like, I have, i've played this out in my head so many times when i was like 16 and like super fucking depressed and like flying a bunch like in my brain i was like oh like imagine this airplane crashes and like how many people would like talk about me like it's literally it all boils down to me wanting attention and then like it didn't click for like four years that i was like oh my god like

i would be dead as fucking bones like i wouldn't even see like i wouldn't even fucking see the like reaction of everybody around me like i feel like i think me and kai talked about that briefly where we were like i think that's like natural it's like oh like like if sorry this is gonna get dark but like oh if i killed myself like imagine the look on their faces type shit um if i actually did it um okay girl no i i was gonna say um you know what's a really fucked up thought that happened i'm good i promise i'm good i'm happy no i believe you but i'm like actually that's i think for most people a lot of people think about that and but they think about it in a way like i wouldn't because that would be awful like to the people around me i'm sorry okay girl like are you okay um okay but you know what's a really what's a really fucked up thing i think about when i think

about a plane going down so i'm like hi i have to grab my bag because i'm not leaving my laptop when they're like oh leave all your things behind i'm like are you fucking crazy i'm grabbing my ipad three cameras in there and a laptop that has a lot of things on it like all my expensive shit like okay the clothes can burn i don't give a shit about the clothes no that's actually the worst part is the fact that i couldn't get my checked bag and all of my fucking vintage pieces would just burn oh people are dying they're dying yeah and so are those pieces because they're historical pieces that were replicated many times. And they're going to be gone forever. You could probably sue and make a bunch of money, like, and claim.

No, no, no, no. It's not about the money. It's not about what it costs. It's about the thing that that is mine. I've worn it before, and I have an emotional attachment to it. I see. And I want it. Material girl.

No, fully. I'm a material girl. I don't care. And you know what? It's because God stripped me of being a material girl as a child because I had to. Material girl. No, fully. I'm a material girl. I don't care. And you know what? It's because God stripped me of being a material girl as a child because I had to. A material girl. What the fuck were you going to say after I spoke, huh? What?

I was thinking you were like clawing to say something. Just now? Yeah, and it's just gone. I was just adding ad libs i could go on my list though should i buzz over the list um give us one more thing okay uh i have so many good ones though i have to pick the best you think every thought you have is good like that's the problem you think every thought you have is like gold like okay bread and pickles are the devil in disguise should i elaborate go ahead like what

like so common to be like should i elaborate because they're so good yeah because no bitch has ever been like bread is the devil because i just can't stop eating it that's literally me i just did that i love bread it's i could eat bread every meal and pickles like pickles are the only food that have me in the refrigerator fucking crouched down digging my dirty fucking fingers in there and pulling them out and like slurping that i love a good pickle pickles are good you know what in the burn and die in fucking hell sweet pickles yeah nope absolutely kai the other day was sitting at the counter oh i had one of those i had one of those She'd burn and die in fucking hell. Sweet pickles. Yeah, nope. Absolutely fucking not. Kai the other day was sitting at the counter handling some fucking pickles. Oh, I had one of those.

I had one of those. And I was like, that looks so good. Because I saw the peppers in there. I was like, oh, that's hot. And I was like, damn, that's about to be spicy. Like a little hot pickle? It was sweet. You're a freak.

Something's wrong with you and you're going to hell. And you put that shit on sandwiches? What is wrong with you? No. No, you might as well put fucking caramel marshmallow spread on your goddamn ham sandwich. Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Marshmallows and ham. That shit sounds blessing.

That sounds like a Thanksgiving after meal. Oh, my God. I love. I'm so excited. Leftovers. We're filming this before Thanksgiving, which is one of my favorite holidays. I love Thanksgiving and I love Christmas. Oh, so you support the genocide.

No, I support eating fucking good. And just because your white ass doesn't fucking eat good on Thanksgiving doesn't mean you need to perpetuate your guilt onto me. I have a good time. My family loves each other and we serve. Your family loves each other, but I don't think you're... They're all dying. They're dying on me.

No, your parents aren't whipping it up in the kitchen like my dad is. No, we did have good food but you know i saw a tiktok today and this is really i'm gonna show my true color here i saw the tiktok and i was like damn like wait sometimes like unseasoned turkey like tastes good like sometimes like unseasoned food tastes good. I'm sorry. Like, unseasoned chicken shredded on top of a bowl of rice with, like, lime and salt and pepper. Like, that sounds actually so fucking delicious. Salt and pepper. Salt and pepper is, like, seasoning. No, I'm saying, like, sorry.

I meant, like, lightly seasoned. I said I'm going to show my true colors. And I just don't agree with that that is fucking disgusting i i know oh my god i know that i'm i'm putting myself on the line here on the chopping block have you ever as a kid had to like sit there and shred the hot chicken yeah and it burns the fucking hurts so bad that was like the worst thing that's actually torture actually you know what's real torture is having to peel a fucking plantain. Potato. Oh. Oh, my God. Peel a hot potato and then mash it.

Oh, peeling a hot potato. No, I'm saying, no, up green plantain. I would love to record you doing that for me this morning. I've seen you do it before and it, like, actually, like, gave me PTSD. It was awful. I hate peeling plantain. They're slimy, right? No, they're, like, so starchy.

They make your fingers feel like fucking that white styrofoam that is in. Casis. Also, I think we're at an hour. Yeah, do you want to do Q&As at all? Yeah, give us two questions, babe. Fuck, motherfucker. I didn't even get to talk about this. I wanted to intro it with this.

The Patreon Discord is taking lives. We were having dinner with a friend at our house. We were eating Chipotle, which was so fucking good. Chipotle ise like it actually is bae fee like that's like one of the only foods that like have like a little sweetness into it that i'm like oh i can get down with this but sweet savory food lame as shit but we were having dinner and literally uh drew said that to one of our friends and their face they looked like genuinely concerned and i was like can you like you're so annoying because you start it like this because you like the way it sounds because it sounds so serious and then the patreon discord is taking lives and it may need to be shut down because someone hold on let me get the name i think her name's um hold on hold on carry bradshaw

who the fuck is Carrie Bradshaw? Is that Material Girl? No, that's Sex and the City. Yeah, that's what I meant. Fuck. Uh, oh my god, oh my god, where is it? Where is it? Where is it?

I'm gonna freak out. I'm gonna freak out. Okay. Um, her name is Karis. Um, Karis was driving while using the Discord, and I don't support being on your iPhone. I bet her parents were driving. Yeah, maybe. Liar.

You're a fucking liar, girl. I'm kidding. Karis ran into a deer and, like, exploded it. No, it didn't explode. I've never seen a more dead animal in my entire life than the photo that was sent in. It didn't explode, but the way that shit's laying in there, that is dead. It's dead as dust. If you see anything in your life laying like that, it is not alive anymore.

Yeah, but yeah, I just wanted to say that before we get into the Patreon questions that Karis killed a deer while on the discord. And you should be fucking ashamed. One time when we were in big sir you weren't there but i was in the car and if you killed an animal i'm gonna be so sad if i killed an animal i'd probably kill myself because i to know that i took something's life would like freak me out um but a baby deer came up to my window and like i could kill something looked at it okay give us the fucking question kai he's freaking out over there uh selena says

if you would have never had careers in social media what do you think your life would be like slash what would you be doing i'd be dead oh um i'd be probably in new york um trying interning at like a radio station because that's what i like wanted to do hopefully that's where i would be um but i would probably also be dead i would i realistically i would i've said this before i'd be in medical school um so whack sorry like a bunch of medical students i'm like that is so whack yeah i'd be in medical school right now um you just couldn't pay me to go to a doctor so i'm like why do we go to school because there's bitches like me who won't see you i wouldn't have survived like i would have gotten like five years six years in and seeing all my friends graduate and then like i still have like

seven more years of like schooling and residency like absolutely fucking not but also i've just had a taste of a life completely different from what i would say i feel like it I was going to say, I feel like it would have been, like, fine. That's why I'm like, I would have been alive and I would have just, like, made it work. Because I, like, I'm just that kind of girl. I make it work. I make it work. Keep going, Kai. Grace asked, what's the nicest thing you do for each other?

I don't know. Play with each other's private areas. That's like a tough one. I think like just mutually like just support. Like I feel like we're just like good at like knowing when like, like, knowing when each other's, like, emotionally off and just, like, asking, like, hey, how are you feeling? Like, are you all right? If you want to, like, we don't even have to say, like,

if you want to talk, you can talk. I think we're just, like, intuitive and just, like, emotion. I feel like we're very supportive of each other emotionally. Yeah, and we're super, like, in tune and can understand each other. But I guess I'm, like, I don't get the question because i'm like is it nice things we do because i guess that's like but that's also just like i feel like just that's a normal thing like very natural that yeah we do i was gonna say like take each other to the airport and pick each other up like without question um because i feel like that tomorrow though oh i'm busy i got girl you are never busy i got things to do um yeah

because i feel like that's something nice that like most friends do not want to fucking do like i'm sorry for most of my friends i don't do that drew's like the only exception in which i like take them to the airport and back and forth and i love my homies i've taken like orion to and from the airport before and she's done that before me but it's like i guess it's also easier because we live with each other i'm curious if that'll like be a thing when we don't but like just doing something like that which is so fucking annoying to do like not annoying to do but lax is fucking awful yeah it's just like it's not fun it's far it's like dumb um but stuff like that um i feel like we do like little tasks for each other without like, like, like when you were like, I want the house to be cleaned and I just like clean the house.

Cause I was like, Drew wants that. Yeah. That is something that like, I feel like is so important. It's like when one of us is gone, like just like coming home to a clean house, like is like one of the best feelings in the world.

And like literally just like, yeah, I don't know. I just love like doing little things like that plenty of nice things i got you dinner last night when you were sleeping without asking oh yeah that was stuff like that like we we do plenty of nice things for each other we're just like awesome people like and at our core we're just like really good and like the chances of meeting someone like us is like really low so don't't hold up. It's like trying to stop meeting people, honestly.

Like it's really like, just like, you're not going to find us. Is that it? Yeah. One more. One more. Shinky asks, what was the best year of your life and why? I don't think I've had that yet i think 2021 was pretty close so far 2020 and 2021 have been like pretty good for me like despite like little bumps and like actually i had major bumps

in both years but like i'm just like at the end of the day i don't feel like i have like much to complain about yeah although i love complaining but like i've had anything that's like fucking gonna like break a hole in my skull so for me personally and then maybe like 2017 just because i like definitely sugarcoat it but like i feel like anytime someone turns like 18 and has a new independence especially the kind of independence we got to experience as like fresh out of high school people like that was just like fucking that was everything and then 2018 was probably the worst year of my life and i fucking hated it with all my heart and 2019 i was gonna say i think like 2017 was like one of my favorite years but like even even like 2020 and

2021 even though like those were like the worst years of my life I feel like I grew a lot as a person so like now that I'm able to like look back on like 2020 and like with like the mindset that i have now i'm like damn that was so shitty but like you like survived and like you're i feel like a better person now from that i was like that's like kind of like a good thing yeah i guess even 2017 like i feel like that was a really big like emotionally like 2016 2017 were like really big like personal growth years for me and then so it was 2020 2021 we're like very big like this is who i am this is how i feel dude yeah that's like that's really like interesting like just like like the years that like like i forgot i was talking to you about this but like oh it was with tag and hunter was like, I was like when like looking back at times when I felt like literally my life

was ending, like the most stressful moments of my life, the saddest moments of my life. Like I genuinely cannot recall like what I was like even like thinking about or what was even stressing me out. But like with like that stress came like growth as a person. So like, I don't know. I don't know what I'm trying to say. I think it's like, like, it's like that age old thing. Like you can't be happy without being sad.

Like you wouldn't know what sadness felt like. So I feel like, yeah, it's like kind of important to like go through like really fucked up shitty things and like come out on the other side and just have like a new outlook on life. Yeah. I don't know that I've had a year of like wins so like that i'm just like dude that i'm like oh my god i hope this doesn't get bad like because it's so good that there's bound to be something bad to happen to me i really haven't had that but like i think 2020 for me was probably one of my favorite years because i was just like had a lot of growth

yeah and then um i was just having fun i was like taking a lot of my time to be like, I just want to find reasons to enjoy life and like ignore stress and responsibility, even though that kind of bit me in the ass. But look at us now. We have a podcast and we love each other and we get to talk about our favorite media of the week every week. Which is sometimes hard when we stack episodes because i'm like i have been listening to the same thing like i but i i finally broke out of

my curse i was listening to like the same thing for a long time um but do you want to hear mine or like what are you fucking doing i could just feel an energy i could feel the eyes on me. So here's some of my music. Oh, wait. Do you want to go first, Drew? You can. Fuck off. What, motherfucker? What is so funny?

I just looked up and stared directly into my eyes. You knew where my eyes were. I could feel it. So, oh, wait. Now I'm like, I'm not having a thing where i'm like you go because now i have too much i like i'm always like i'm about to give like a bunch of things give it to patreon yeah i'll give like the because there's i literally i'm such a cunt i went to one of the artists and i like was like how many monthly listeners do that oh my god but the the song i was gonna shout out was their most

listened to but it's still like in comparison to like the drakes of the world like they're nothing they're just like a drop in the a drop in the ocean i don't know this song that we're singing do you know that song is like fishing for rain in the heat of the desert i don't i can't think of the name of it um okay so i rediscovered this song in denver shut up i was in a restaurant and actually oh that's so weird um i was in a restaurant and i like dude it was like a it was like a kind of nice restaurant and i was just being an asshole because there's a speaker above me but my phone wasn't picking up the song because i was like what fucking song is this so i like stood up and like held my phone to the speaker and a girl came up and was like are you like do you want the song and then i was like i turned and looked at her and i was like yeah and she was like oh my

fucking god wait like i was just listening to emergency intercom and i just yeah but she gave me the song title it's give it away by zero seven um i love that song right now um kai put me on to a song called counting atomic by ryan lot um i don't know what style of music that is where it's just like super like like i think it's like experimental like orchestra like just like songs that like are so like epic and build um and just like get like um like super emotionally charged almost yeah like that that one song that i played in the first time we were in that park in joshua tree like that the yeah like that style of music i don't know what it is i fucking love it um and then josiah showed me i haven't listened to the new adele album yet but strangers by nature by adele is like really really cool she's one of those artists i haven't really listened to i'm

trying right now i'm in a phase where i'm like artists that i like like and i know i like and maybe there's an album by them i like i'm trying to like go back and listen to like a full album all the way through and be like there has to be some shit she did this really cool thing with spotify um where she was like spotify please fucking take the shuffle feature off of my album on spotify and they listened and they took it off and you can't that's awesome i i remember which it makes so much sense like if you think about yeah because like the artist put them in that order for a reason. But I'm also like, girl, fuck you. Girl, fuck you. I like three songs off this album. I'm sorry.

Make better music. So, oh my god. I get it. I'm like, do I share some of this? Oh, they're going to get it. They're going to get it. They're going to know. Yeah, let's just share it.

So, one of them is Girls, Girls, Girls by Jay-Zz and i feel like if you know that song you like i almost posted on my story but i got insecure because i was like someone's gonna be like this song is like fucked up because like he says it is gnarly yeah he says some shit on there that's like you shouldn't say that but it's such a good song it is such a good song and never change from that album it's like such a good song also like both of those are really good songs i did i did something funny i like had a song in my playlist like one of my main playlists that i like that was gnarly and i like i said i don't listen to lyrics like i never listened to lyrics and i didn't realize until like two weeks after i had like posted the playlist i was like oh my god like this song is like really gnarly so i took it off the playlist i don't remember what it was um i i could figure it out though i think i've already said this song

but sweet taste of love by zayn has been like in wait zayn malik no i don't even know if that's how you say it sounds probably gonna like beat my ass for saying it's like um it's like the song's like sweet taste of oh yeah that's zayn is that he's no zayn malik yeah um and then do you know where you're going i think that's the name oh do you know where you're coming from oops by mb and jimmy requai and i think that's it that's all going to give. That's all I want to give to you guys because I don't really fuck with you. I'm still listening to the album Blind by the Sundays.

That's it. One more. In My Room by the Langley School Music Project. Is it that group of kids who sing songs? That covered all those cool songs. That one is... It's a cover of frank ocean

i don't think it is no it's like really old it's an acapella frank ocean cover by children choir that would actually sound awesome i bet i um i need to say this because it actually he doesn't realize how much this like affected me like in a positive way. But I was like, I got him a glass of water. And I was like, do you want some B12 in this glass of water? And he was like, sure. And he like looked over at me. And like I saw like a little sparkle in his eye.

And I was like, oh, what's happening? And he was like, Drew, you look like, I don't know exactly, remember exactly what he said. But he was like, Drew, you look really good right now. And I was oh like thank you and i just like if you're funny kai has never said that to me kai's never once looked at me and been like you look really good right now it's different we're like boys like we're bros we're two straight men like i am straight i shouldn't laugh sorry yeah why'd you laugh at his sexuality he's just i don't know how many times I had to say it like I'm straight no you're serving straight for real

always and forever alright that's it that's it for this fucking episode alright bye guys Oh my gosh. All right, bye guys. Heel-wa. Bye.