Emergency Intercom - we met chloe sevigny

Episode Date: February 9, 2024

we review the apple vision pro, drew broke his mewing streak and we reminisce on meeting chloe sevigny Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzor Follow Drew on Insta: @DrewPhillips09 To listen to the podcast on YouTube: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercomPodYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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volume oh shit sorry i said volume right turn up the volume hold on let me oh my god dude so if you are watching the episode right now we have fully lost drew to the apple vision pro um he got his he literally landed yesterday and got home and immediately went and picked it up Okay, but I'm not using Grindr right now. They have Grindr on that thing? Can I use it? Can I see? Can I see? Is it actually on?

Be careful. Oh, I forget that I can't see with this thing. Is it really... It should be above your head right now, actually an omnipresent being the grinder app in 4k it's so funny that because like it's not calibrated it's so hard to use this oh can you look at the uh control screen and drag down and stop my screen recording actually like literally can't go to the home screen and then look at the compatible apps folder oh yeah i see i got grinder the church app and i got scruff which warns you of the bears in your location so you don't go to certain hikes.

Should I sign up for Grindr right now? Yeah. I was like, do I make an account for it to make a bit? But it scares me. Wait, is Scruff a real thing? Dude, this is insane because it's huge. Oh, wait. Actually, maybe I need one of these because it's fully covering Kai right now.

So it's kind of my ideal lifestyle setup so instead of talking to Kai would you change it because I wouldn't I mean it's nice looking at Kai sometimes yeah she's squishing me she's trying

to squish you she's picking me up and throwing me out the window how do you throw someone away? Can you do that? Does it not have that option yet? You can't drag people out. Wait, so what's the point? I can't, like, get rid of Kai?

You don't want to dress me up, put a little crown on me or something? No, I want to dress you up in stripes and put you in a nice room that has bars around it. But yeah, Drew came back from the airport, immediately went and got that. Fuck, I just deleted my screen recording recording i'll keep going he's literally been using it for like 12 hours he came home he didn't even eat a meal he used it for three hours and then

knocked out um so he has eaten he's already going on a hunger strike because of his apple i've already lost 13 pounds well no terrifying through it like it's so ugly no the thing is is like how am i supposed to eat like if the food like i've been eating digital food in here and i'm just confused because like y'all are saying i'm not eating but i'm literally eating plates of food in here but that's not like going to your physical body like can you feel this no i was touching you really are you that disconnected already i'm like so disassociated it's like come on did he took it off and he was like guys i don't know if i can do the real world anymore it feels

so weird no unironically i like wore it for like two hours and then i took it off to go hang out with my friends because like I need social time because this will become a problem if I don't and when I took it off like I literally felt like I entered the simulation when I took it off like real reality's frame rate was like freaking me out and my eyes had to like readjust to real life it was so creepy but y'all this shit is actually unironically like goaded with a sauce and like i don't know if i'm actually going to use it very regularly um but it like is giving in two or three years this actually will be something everyone uses and we won't have phones in our hands anymore because i can just text in here i can watch my movies i can scroll but it's like actually so inconvenient to have that big

ass thing on your head to reply to a text in two to three years like that's what i've said it'll be like normal yeah yeah it'll be glasses or it'll be contacts or it'll be smaller contacts would be insane i i genuinely don't think any of us will be alive by the time that's a thing. There's, like, no way. They can't even make this work without, like, a big battery pack yet. So I don't know how they would put it in our eyes. Literally technology is, like, exponentiating. Like, it's going so quick.

You're, like, actually not even doing the episode right now. You're, like, playing chess. I'm literally playing chess. I can't wait for, like, next episode. Drew sits down down and he's like i just haven't felt connected to my body recently dude i was saying like drew already does such a good job of isolating himself we've lost him like this is it we have fully lost him it's already like a miracle when he comes out to parties or social events with us well that's a part of like the mysterious allure that i have like when i go out it's like a unicorn sighting it's like oh my god us. Well, that's a part of like the mysterious allure that I have. Like when I go out, it's like a unicorn sighting.

It's like, oh my God, he went out. And that's all a part of my devious plan. It's like you can't spread yourself too thin. What you have to do is you have to, one, make yourself mysterious. Two, only go out so often because you don't want to overexpose yourself because like when people see you,

it's like a treat. But when you go out every single time someone invites you out, it's like, oh, this is the face I see every single time. But it really just works for me because I feel special. That is a gorgeous, gorgeous way

to dress up your social anxiety, I will say. It's a gorgeous gown for your social anxiety. Gowns, gowns anxiety gowns gowns well i want to be the first person to have sex in my apple vision i'm sure somebody's fucked in those already mkbhd definitely already fucked with i just even that yeah and they recorded it from the 18 cameras that are on there yeah they actually the porn on this shit is gonna go crazy once they start like capturing porn with the cameras on here because it's literally 3d like the photos are so crazy okay i'm gonna take this shit off because

i can tell and he's actually getting upset i'm not upset it's just so jarring to have to talk to you with that on like i literally feel like i'm not i can't talk to you it's like the same as when you can tell somebody sending out a serious text on their phone so your animal brain is already like i shouldn't speak to them because they're occupied that's what that feels like it feels like i walked into a room and you were on a call and i was like oh and i kind of just stand there waiting for you to finish the call i was saying like i literally feel invisible when i have it on like i literally like i can't describe the feeling but i feel like i can like play little tricks on people and like pull their

pants down and like give kai head oh what oh I thought you had the vision pro on I didn't know you could hear me no you can still hear with it on ew dude ew Kai has like a permanent like open mouth when he's trying to figure it out hold on let me get a video of this for everybody we need to insert my footage of everything I was seeing. It's so embarrassing. Like every relationship that's already... He just tapped Pornhub. Oh, he did.

Oh, I just locked it. I don't know your code. I'm not telling you my code. What are you doing? Oh, it's so cool. You can like see behind the glass and stuff. Yeah. He's squishing something.

Oh, he's jerking something now? No, he's cooking. No, we can't record that. Are you cooking? Are you playing Cooking Mama? Are there any games on it yet? Yeah, there's a bunch of games. All I care about is Fortnite.

If I could play Fortnite on that, I would be so fucking happy. Do you know how often I'm laying flat in my bed and I'm like, God, I wish I could play Fortnite, but I don't want to have to sit up. Someone will probably like release because someone just released like a YouTube app because YouTube said they didn't want to put their like they didn't want to develop an app slash they didn't want their app even in the app store for Apple Vision Pro. So you have to use it in Safari apple vision pro so you have to use it in safari their own um yeah you just have to use it in safari um but someone like a indie dev developer made a youtube app that you can download and just have it so you don't have to go to youtube.com every single time which is cool so someone will probably figure out a way to like cloud stream fortnite to this in the next two weeks because you can also download like the steam app and play all your steam games on it with the controller so

it's like pretty cool um yeah i'm sure because is it youtube owned by google so i'm pretty sure youtube probably doesn't want yeah i just apple has such an awful relationship with all of their developers anyways like they're they like i think it's like they take like 57 cents per dollar transaction so like app developers that might be like i think you have to if you don't make 57 cents per transaction you actually lose money to apple it might be like 33 or 37 cents per dollar which is fucking crazy so funny i can't wait to watch that video of the guy at the wedding where his nuts pop out oh that's like the best video of all time challenge what's crazy we'll insert it here yeah what's crazy is like uh because it takes videos in 3d right so like moments like that in the future will be captured where you can like see the nuts like they'll like jump out yeah they'll like flop

towards you like 3d and this is the first thing i've used where the 3d is actually really good like the 3d glasses and the 3d tvs we had were so busted yeah i know i remember or i don't remember last night when you let me use it and like sit in like the salt flats thing it actually was freaking me out because i was like damn i do want one like i do want one now but i just wouldn't find any use for it but i will say like sitting and watching tv on it was so insane i saw somebody who did a review on tiktok and they like they immediately were getting like red marks around their face what's crazy is this is going to like change the form of people's faces because our faces are like so i think like moldable crazy is this is going to like change the form of people's faces because

our faces are like so i think like moldable and it's fully gonna like change the shape of your face because isn't that the whole thing with mewing like if you're a kid and you do it it actually can affect your face we watched this mewing documentary it was fucking crazy we need to finish that um the the dad or the son of the father literally like has this, he like invented the technique or popularized it. But the dad, so the grandfather, the old fucking man, was literally experimenting on his children. So he was like, okay, this one mewed right and they have a successful career.

This one mewed okay, they have a semi-successful career career this one didn't mew at all and like our techniques kind of sucked and he's like beat and ugly and like has an awful career and he just like went through like how like mewing completely like changes people's lives yeah and they admitted to like fully just experimenting on their kids to perfect the art of mewing it's called open wide shape and um their whole thing was that the grandparents like the older couple feel like they grew up relatively normal because they had like narrow and long faces and they wanted to see that if their kids were more structured like structured faced people if they our lives would be different and it kind of proved a point because literally the guy who coins mewing online is super fucking

successful yeah he's he has like a crazy practice and like also all like orthodontists in the world fucking hate him and think his like they like try to constantly destroy him and bring him down because like if you have kids mewing from a young age they won't need orthodontics later in life and like part it's partly that and also like his orthodontic practices are like so cutting edge and different that like and he he's has the keys to the knowledge so he's not going to teach this shit out so it's like proprietary technology that like, so he's stealing all these clients from everyone. It's awesome. It literally has a,

he makes a thing to put in kids' mouths to help them form like mewing techniques. Like it's not like him explaining it to children. Like he was showing, we really have to finish it because I want to know exactly what happened because they were making it seem like they were like orthodontics fucking hate me. Like when go to dinner parties i do not say what the fuck i do

because it starts bad conversations with other people who work in dentistry because he's just anti-classic techniques because he thinks like he is kind of against braces it was seeming because braces will pull your your jaw back and then further your necessity for orthodontists. Because you want to fix those kind of things. So you go to whatever. It was so weird because he literally has like a little contraption. And the dad was like, yeah, you know, the first one I made didn't really work. And one of them mentioned like a shock or an alarm.

And me and Drew were like, what the fuck was happening in that house? They were like franken fuck was happening in that house they were like franking signing their kid dude this new mewing technique that i found um is where you suck like a lot of dick so you give like a lot of head and it apparently like makes your face shape really good so like you need to get on it and you need to get on it i'm the only person with a penis in the house right now so like y'all like get to it like apparently it's really good for your face shape you're gonna let him say that about you he said he's the only person well i've noticed a lot of um you know bone development in my face so i'm okay with it oh so you disagree you think it's working yeah i like giving drew the type of head where he has to wipe his ass after after period period um so let's talk about let's talk about how both inya and kai abandoned me at

the fucking airport oh my god i cannot believe i have awful friends in my life like i was just it was literally so scary wet and cold like i was so cold and frail and little and like brittle and it was just so scary for me and like that's how i used to feel at the beginning of always having to take a car home i was always like wow this is so awful but for me i'm just better so it gave me the sense of independence where i was just like i can get myself home i don't need to rely on other people because I'm an independent woman. Well, it takes a village to raise someone

like me and I just don't have that. I thought I had that village. I will say I forget you're 17 so I would be scared and alone at the airport. Yeah, but it was really scary. It was honestly dangerous. Actually, fucking Drewski was on my flight, which is so weird.

Yeah, I wanted to go up to him and take a picture with him to put on here, but I was so scared of him. I was so scared that he would body me and be like, absolutely not. And I don't know how to approach people like that and be like, can I get a picture? I just don't know how to. I don't know how to approach Drewski. I don't think I've ever asked anybody for a picture,

so I don't know how I would do it. Oh, I have. Insert the Tyler, the creator picture and video. But you didn't even ask for that. You just like did it. Yeah, I just like went up. He like pointed at me. Yeah, it was a vibe.

It was a whole fucking vibe. But yeah, I was so brittle. It was scary. It was after a turbulent flight too and i was just like oh i'm so glad i have my friends to rely on to get me through this hard time and they just abandoned me and it was scary yeah i was at the mall so i was fucking bitch i looked at the time and it said an hour and 15 minutes because the trees were falling down because there was landslides and you had to go through fucking a tornado to get there.

Yeah, I had to pick up a friend from the airport already. Also, that would have been the third day in a row I was at the airport. Not a chance. Someone like me, I'm sustainable. I'm just like, wow, this kind of damage to the universe. Girl, you were driving my car. No, I wasn't actually. I was driving my rental.

I have a rental, guys, because I don't have a car. I don't have a freaking car. I need a car really bad. have a freaking car i need a car really bad i need someone to give me a car like i need somebody to just i need to win a car and like some sort of radio show or something because i can't decide on a car what's that documentary don't take your hands off the car or whatever hands on a hard body yeah that's you need to don't take your hands off that car that's where i almost said beauty beast okay all right i'm like actually having a stroke oh the other night i genuinely before i went to sleep i had a crazy

heart rate and i couldn't breathe and i was so out of breath and i was trying to talk and i couldn't talk and i actually thought i was having a stroke and i was like dude oh my god all the puff bar all the jewel all the smoking is catching up to me in this moment i'm literally about to pass away and guess what i did i still took a hit of my puff bar and went the fuck to sleep because i was like what am i gonna do like i can't stop it now if it's already catching up to me i might as well keep pushing this episode is brought to you by samsung galaxy ever captured a great night video only for it to be ruined by that one noisy talker with audio audio erase on the new Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra, you can reduce or remove unwanted noise and relive your favorite moments without the distractions.

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That's what you wish I had for you. Wait, what does that mean? I can't stop putting things in my mouth. Period. But yeah, it does literally nothing for me. It just my baba like it is it's your pacifier like it's my pacifier i just need it um um can we wrap this up because i need to go use my apple vision pro are you serious we haven't even been going for like 20 minutes that is 20 minutes too long without being an apple vision pro yeah exactly like i need to get back there

also you know what's freaking me out is the data collection on that is probably fucking insane because every time you put it on the cameras are on and they're collecting everything like they scan your retinas and you unlock it with your retina like i don't have to type in a pass code when i get in there it's literally like getting into the vault in fortnite yeah exactly we're uh mark jacobs barbies yeah yeah we uh we got flown out to new york just something like like and interviewed a bunch of celebrities that like actually really liked us and like wanted to like know more about us um soia coppola recorded me on her vlog camera it was just like it was just like a big moment for me yeah um no i was shitting myself she is the one person in all those videos that i like it i think it was also our first one very rarely get star

struck and i knew we had gotten a list of everybody we were going to be interviewing at the show so i knew i was going to see her and i didn't think anything of it of course i'd like adore her to the fucking bone but i really didn't have a second thought about meeting her because i don't usually get starstruck it didn't help that she was the first person we interviewed of the day we had just gotten there and immediately the team was like hey uh you want to just get your interview with Sophia over with I mean you're like I don't even think we had a chance to look at each other you can literally visibly see me shaking in the clip like I was literally like stimming and rocking back and forth I was shitting fucking bricks because she's literally like goaded like she's literally top 20 director top 15 director all time if not top 10 all fucking time she's literally top 20 director, top 15 director all time, if not top 10 all fucking time.

She's literally one of my heroes. And then there was Chloe, Miss Chloe Sevigny. We literally. I like it was. I was so scared of her too. So scary. Like, like she just had an aura. I didn't realize how important these people were to me until that moment.

Exactly. And that was really jarring. Because they're all people who obviously, I feel like I've even spoken about how much I adore Khloe on the podcast. But again, I didn't think anything of it. I felt like my mom was about to punish me. She just has like this aura, like this energy around her that like, it's like the playboy cardi

aura where like people are making jokes online like he just has aura that like people are attracted to happy anniversary happy beloved anniversary it's literally like that times 50 000 for me like it was so spooky like, I don't belong next to her. Like, I don't belong in the same room as her. Like, I make poop jokes for a living. So, like, honestly, like, even getting to share those, like, very few little words with her was, like, very special and magical to me. And, like, it was very, very amazing. And she also is one of my goats.

Yeah, it was so awesome. Who else did we do? Debbie Harry. Debbie Harry. Which was insane which was she could not read our vibe which makes sense like it's also shocking when people i guess it makes sense when people see us and immediately think we're a couple but she was the first person ever that we interacted with and that was one of her first questions she was like are you guys a couple or something. And that kind of caught me off guard. Because no one ever asks us that. I feel like people just assume it.

And keep it pushing. And when she asks that. I feel like we gave a funny response. Actually no it got cut. But we were literally like no. We've just been friends for like a really long time. Yeah and then. I asked Dakota Fanning.

If she was. Or not if she was Coraline I was like why are we not talking about you being Coraline like you're literally Coraline like Coraline duh and she really liked that and she was laughing everybody was like fucking awesome

and that was a sweet experience and I hope we get to do it again oh did you see the edit that made me cry I cried to a Fortnite edit so I think experience and i hope we get to do it again oh did you see the edit that made me cry i cried to a fortnight edit so i think i really need to i haven't been playing as much because this was this was crazy the fact that this made me cry we don't have to play the whole thing because it'll get copyrighted but i have to show drew did you see my close friend's story kai i don't think i saw it oh i'll show you too but we're gonna have to cut it you know why it made me cry because multiple things one i fully do use fortnite as an escape from my reality and to disappear also

that like fucking phoebe bridger song you could put any clip to that and i will be crying it's that and some other fucking song that's really big on tiktok there's like a few songs that you could put any clip to it and if you edit it nicely a mass crying will be ensuing but it was making me freak out and like start to tear up because one i have such an emotional connection to fortnite which is kind of embarrassing but i have so many good memories of playing with my friends and i got really close to a lot of friends especially my friends who live in new york and stuff it's a way for us i'm not good at texting and like calling and things of that nature so that's the only way I really keep in touch with those people which is really nice

because it's a way for me to almost hang out with them and then it was freaking me out because that same feeling is what I felt growing up like I wasn't allowed to go out like I lived a very like strict teenage life so I wasn't allowed to go out and I had to make all these connections through the internet with like you guys and everybody and then it literally it's gonna make me cry again it started to make me feel so like sentimental because there's so many kids who probably feel that about fortnight like me crying over that it's crazy but like i don't know like it's so insane to me how like i think about how before those kind of things there were probably so many kids who weren't allowed to go outside whether it be strict parents or you have parents who work late

and like you just don't have the accessibility to go out and engage in social ways things like fortnight although yeah whatever brain rot blah blah blah but fortnight tiktok all these internet use platforms make it so much easier for kids to connect and people in general to connect and that's what was freaking me out because i was like oh my god why does fortnite why is it so important to me that's but that's literally wise because it just it does the same thing for me that it felt when we would find someone like sky or lana or somebody on the internet and you become really attached to this thing and you become obsessed with it and then through that you find community um that's literally what modern warfare 2 did to like my generation of kids like that's why so many people are so attached to that game and like

fiend for that feeling again is because it literally like created communities and it like phase clan og like in the modern warfare 2 black op to black ops 2 era like that's why like young boys are so obsessed with video games and like still are it's because we like chase that fucking feeling and that's why i buy every single call of duty and it fucking sucks every single time but like i make friends on there like it's a vibe it's so fun like i literally love fortnite i actually do think i need to um like i feel like i've been smoking too much and it's not it's literally fortnite has become my puff bar like it doesn't give me the same head rush it used to actually recently playing with like you mason and violet and everybody on stream that's been really fun and it's kind of given it a new life because

i do think i want to start streaming more and that makes it more fun because I'm getting back to like the community aspect of what games can be but also it's freaking me out because there was obviously this idea growing up I feel like all of us experiences there was such a harsh idea of video games being this isolating experience and now so many video games have so much community because of the internet. So it's kind of like a different landscape. Like I wasn't playing Crash Bandicoot or like Sly Cooper and all those games with anybody but my siblings. And now you can play all these games with a bunch of people and it's really crazy. That is sweet. And yeah, it made me cry because I just thought about, oh my God, there's literally some 10 year old out there who gets home and every day plays with their best friend from school. And that's their way of still keeping up. And that's probably it. I don't know. It's like so interesting to think of something as stupid

as Fortnite making room for emotional connection for children, because it's so hard to make connections in person at school and things like that because you're at school and there's people around and i can only imagine there's so many people who really form intimate bonds with the people that they love by playing like a stupid game and just chatting and somehow it like can turn into serious conversation like i have many serious conversations on fortnight when i'm catching up with somebody and we're like talking about something serious but we're still being stupid and i'm like emoting on a 10 year old who i killed so it's pretty awesome if you ask me that is lit i can't think of anything else that allows like two straight men to catch up for two

and a half hours over the phone no literally it's so insane it's like one of the only things i guess no because even like with tiktok and stuff you could build community and like quote-unquote relations by sending tiktoks back and forth but you don't really get any communication out of that um but fortnite gives me that and thank you for tonight why do i not have an epic games brand deal yet like seriously i mentioned fortnite all the fucking time like fortnite characters yeah where is my fucking fortnight skin i act like i actually play publicly i that's why i'm gonna start streaming so i could get a skin but that's not gonna fucking happen that's literally never gonna happen hey never say never i will never say never i will fight i will fight and yeah that's my story and then i did put on that song

on the airplane and i started actually sobbing because it's my seasonal depression era. And I sobbed on the plane thinking about very, very dark things that I won't be saying. I just simply won't say them. But yeah, I got back home and I've been able to disassociate from those feelings. So that's good news. I'm running. I am running very fast. Lit as fuck. How was Luna's b day it was good um i'm super glad i did it uh it was super fucking

cute and honestly like madeline is such a good fucking mom it literally blows my mind like she had like invited like 30 people over almost every single person showed up for them and it was just like so cute like the relationships madeline's built and also like this isn't me saying like this needs to happen but i think she's done such a good job at allowing people in and allowing people to care for luna and i think that's honestly like very very important and i know a lot of people that like kind of just want to do it all on their own and like don't want people in their kids life but like girl like that kid like they need those experiences they need the good bad and ugly and i

don't know i just like love the way they parent madeline and stephen and like i love the party they threw and it was so special being there for her. And fucking Madeline was telling me that they were on FaceTime with Bela and Jared. And randomly, Bela was just like, they were talking about Luna's birthday coming up and that I was going for her first birthday. And Bela was like, why wasn't Drew at my birthday? And I was like, oh my God, oh I was like oh my god she's like at that age where she like holds grudges literally I fuck with Bela Bela I fuck with you Bela stands on business Bela's literally four and we'll never listen to this yeah exactly and she shouldn't um but yeah it was really sweet um it was strawberry theme that's cute I took pictures

the whole time we gotta get luna um a vision pro yeah we gotta put her in there immediately yeah like just start adapting her to the world she's see that's that's what we need to start doing instead of ipads our vision pros yeah and put just straight out of birth so they live inside of like augmented or spatial computing um and it'll be a fucking vibe it's gonna be so jarring in like two years when you go to a restaurant and there's a family at the table and all the teenagers or 10 year olds of that family are sitting at the dining table at a public restaurant wearing their vision pros i will personally and yes i will be going to jail for

this but i will personally be ripping it off of their head and smashing it on the ground because I don't believe in that and take that away from your baby my unethical life experiment that if like ethics weren't a thing and I had unlimited funding and there were no morals or good or bad

I would take a baby that was first born and just pump it full of LSD and Molly and drugs. And like from the time it is one years old to the time it is 18 years old and just see what happens to them. I don't know if it would survive. It might die. No. Like if you like dose it out correctly where they're not like.

If you micro dose it. Yeah. Or no, like macro doses constantly for 18 years like god level would the kid go to school in your like no it would live inside of a shell and it would raise itself essentially like it would be put in there and like like for the first few years of its life like it would be fed but that's what i want to know like what would happen if a fucking baby was literally put in a fucking dome where it had to raise itself and like fend for itself after like two years

after it like got on its feet? Like what would happen? See? It would lose its mind. Yeah, now you're thinking. Or would it like just become this like powerful omnipotent being that sees all and sees all. Oh, it's raining again, Period. Yeah, I asked it too

because I know you didn't get to see some of the rain. So I just made that happen. I was like, the landslides and the hills weren't enough. My girl needs terror. I need an earthquake. Baby, can you give me an earthquake? What are you going to give to me? Devastation. Okay, I'll give you an earthquake.

I'll get you an earthquake. I need the nuke to go off i want like an earthquake simulator like if i had enough money i would just get an earthquake simulator attached to my home so if i have kids every time they're bad the house is gonna shake and it's an earthquake and i'm like see god when you're bad happy with you when you're bad god shakes the house when you're when you're bad god causes destruction and you shouldn't do that again okay wait there was one oh i wanted to show kai this because i just like was sitting in it and um i thought about it and it literally sent shivers down my spine how fucking gross this chair has

gotten oh yeah what's crazy is that it really does show where your ass cheeks are. It is literally melting and conforming to my body in real time. I want to insert that video but I'm going to sing the song so we don't get copyrighted, okay?

Yeah. that sounded so good i think the copyright might it might clock it might still strike it might clock that it sounded that good yeah oh my god a lot of people a lot of people say oh drew your voice fucking sucks you can't sing well uh put it in two times speed and then tell me it sounds bad that's everybody on this planet only me how do you think alvin and the chipmunks had a job hmm think about that you're like uh girls girls think they're crazy and oh i can fix him but you're the crazier than him i saw i saw a lot of conversation where they were like i don't know what just happened or why they reacted like that it's because i flopped like it was because it was like poorly timed it sucked like i stammered and stumbled on my joke it was just not a funny fucking thing to say and it just freaked us all

out so we had to run out of frame i just wanted to explain that real quick yeah i couldn't believe people couldn't catch that it's weird like what planet are you living on are you serious right now right right well i wrote a bunch of notes for this week for something else. But I don't, I can't talk about them. So hopefully next week I can talk about them. But what I'll say is that a lot of people have been saying I look like Conan Gray recently. I, no, I don't think anyone said that. Like, it's uncanny how closely similar we are.

And we're both, like, very beautiful people. And I can see it. It's like the bone structure. I can definitely say that about him. But I'm not seeing the correlation. I just, I feel like that's my twin. I just feel like that's my twin. just feel like that's my twin my long lost twin well i was getting freaked out because i keep watching i was starting to watch like keith

lee videos and now my whole timeline has just become insane food when i was in texas i literally stalked keith lee for like like five months worth of videos yeah I just went down a crazy rabbit hole humans are so fucking weird like food is so funny to me because we needed it for necessity at what point did we start getting freaky with it like I know in the 1930s we had

weird nasty gelatinous fucking weird ass American food I know that sounds so good to you no I want that shit so i want that ham and fucking banana unironically i want jello with like hot dogs cut up inside of it like i think it would taste good like it's the tech like the jello just tastes like dog bones no i think it's because they hadn't figured out red 40 yet so they were getting really bored and they were trying to make something happen and then once we found red 40 bitch we ran with that like it is actually insane the kind of concoctions we ran so far with red 40 that we made blue 30

and green 20 and yellow 76 honestly respect you for doubling down. Okay. Right. Yeah. Well, it's crazy the concoctions that I see on my fucking timeline, man. Like, it actually freaks me out. Every three days, I feel like a new food business starts up. And they are just like, how can we put so much hot food in this white styrofoam to-go plate that it will concave on itself when somebody picks it up like the beginning macaroni chicken hot chips chow mein fritos right like mixing every cultural identity into one plate it's like then we'll put carne asada on top and then we'll put tomatoes

and then we'll put red 40 should i put them onto some game real quick? Like I have a wonderful idea that is going to make someone. Okay. I need to know what you're claiming with the verbiage of claiming it's wonderful. What is your wonderful idea? It'll change the world. Like someone will make millions, if not billions of dollars off this idea. I want to start an emoji restaurant. Oh, my God.

You using the adjective wonderful for an emoji restaurant. No, listen, y'all. Drew has been talking about emoji restaurants since we moved to LA. I'm listening, y'all. It was one of his first real bits in the front group because he would sit us all down and be like, okay, so you get to the restaurant and the menu is all emojis it's all emojis you point at the emoji food that you want and it comes out and it's shaped like the it's genius it's like the selfie museum or like the ice cream museum i will say we've always given this to you i could see it doing really well

yeah it would eat down it would people would eat down no uh but the beginning of the end for like fusion foods was the sushi burrito i think that caused a rift that that split us into such a dark direction i will agree i've actually never had a sushi burrito like it's always felt very wrong because it's so huge has someone made a sushi pizza yet i guarantee i looked that shit up on tiktok and there's a fucking sushi pizza on there like i'm gonna lose my god damn it's always like when it's that kind of fusion when people are fusing sushi with something it's always like very americanized sushi like it's always a california roll or like a spicy tempura they literally did it fuck my baby daddy fuck my baby daddy ski when you see me and you're trying to see what's up and up in the club ski and i know what's up ski and i

fuck my baby daddy as bad as i thought it was gonna be that's not like i was imagining somebody actually mixing like pizza pizza with pizza pizza pizza bay hey pizza bay you my pizza bay were you a little caesars or like a dominoes or papa john's house dominoes yeah dominoes but i grew up and now i'm a p. I fly private on PJ Airways. I was just asking because I feel like you know exactly where somebody's family was at financially during the recession based on what they had. Bitch, we ran up Little Caesars. Little Caesars made, if you bought stock from little caesars after 2008 my family would have made that stock worthwhile with how much pizza we got people born in 2010 are 23 now really i hate

that i genuinely was like oh my god because i was thinking the other day that kids born in fucking tooth my sibling is one of them that bitch is 15 was born oh my god she turned 16 this year she was born in like 2008 me thanks i can't do math during the recession like shit got really fucking rough i had to stop flying private i had to fucking fly business class to fly to new york to get scars pizza like that was how down bad we were like it was fucked up when we were hungry like we used to just rent a private jet go to fucking italy get a bowl of pasta then fly fucking home like on the same day but like we were down bad like it was scary oh and like we didn't even have the fucking lamborghini urus to pick us up at the airport that's not down bad

yeah that's actually like i i if that's there. Y'all are so fucking classist. Like, it's really scary. It actually scares the fuck out of me. I'm just saying, like, I'm almost, I'm trying to empathize with you and say, although you look back. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. If you're going to yell at me, don't touch me. Did you say don't touch me when you yell at me?

Do you remember that prank I pulled on you? Where, like, in college, I, like like befriended you and then I was... Don't tell him about this. Well, I mean, I think it's time. I basically befriended Drew. I became really close knit with him and his family. And then I killed him. And then I ended up inheriting his estate.

Oh, okay. Did you also drink his cum water i was gonna say i was in that was fucking weird that was fucking weird i busted y'all have a movie based off of you now yes it's called what what is it fucking called i mean a documentary it's a documentary technically salt bay that was a documentary yeah oh weird um wait how is he not in jail how are you not in jail i don't know i guess you technically didn't kill anybody you just played the game i pled to the court i pleaded to the court i said please please he's a good person i swear oh you went on defense for him oh wow that's actually

beautiful for giving that pile of dirt back shots i actually haven't seen salt bay and i will literally never ever fucking see that movie i don't give a fuck i've heard enough it's weird to be weird and i don't care if it's your favorite movie like it's not good i don't care i'm not watching it i'm not watching it i'm not watching it that's also how you feel about barbie because you hate women i love women i literally love that's not even a joke like he literally does i literally love women like I literally love women. That's not even a joke. Like he literally does. I literally love women. Are you obsessed with women?

Like I'm obsessed. No, you know what's crazy? Is actually. Wait, I'm obsessed with women right now. No, I literally like was watching my mom and sister get ready. And it like sent me back to when I was like 12 years old. When we were all in the same bathroom together. And like they were both getting ready at the same time

and I was watching them get ready. And I used to like literally wish so badly I had long hair and that I could like choose an outfit and do all this shit because I was like, oh my God, like this is such a vibe. And I still do it to this day with you and Orion when y'all are getting ready for something and going out. Like I have so much envy and I just like watch y'all and i like i'm like i wish i could do yeah it is kind of sad that men don't have any real ritual for getting ready because that is one of that's

honestly the best part about being girl is makeup and hair and clothes and whatnot period and yeah and periods oh all the blood and the toilet down the drain but it is kind of sad because men literally need like 20 minutes to get ready and women and that's a universal experience it's literally like a meditation process for me like i used to just do my makeup for fun because it was meditative like i just got to disconnect but now i have fortnight so i don't have to do that and i could just sit in my sticky pajamas that i've worn for multiple days in a row. But I only wear them at night. So it doesn't feel that dirty.

And I just get to play Fortnite and rot for four hours. And then by the time I look up, it's dark outside. And I haven't eaten. And I'm so sad. So then I just keep playing. Guys, can I tell you something? What? No.

Okay. Wait. What were you going to say? You could tell him, don't even act like he's not here. I was joking. I was joking. You can say it to me. I always want to hear what were you gonna say you could tell don't even act like he's not here i was joking i was joking you could say to me i always want to hear what you have to say um all right so should we get into some media do you have any side corners or do you hate us oh the moon landing is fake i've decided oh yeah that's we did not go to the moon i don't give a fuck like i will die on that hill i think we've talked about this we've talked about this so many

times well look at the moon lander it's garbage it is a pile of garbage because there's a chance you're being as time goes on it's like we're your parents like you feel like you've heard the same thing from your parents a hundred times but they're just trying to make sure that you're on the right track because when you're not around your parents you're hearing all that propaganda that the moon landing was real and we just want to reassure you that that shit was not fucking real like prolapse you said prolapse butthole i did not say that not even close to what i think you're just like remembering what it's like to have your vision pro on and what you were looking at but that's not anywhere here we're in real life right now you downloaded the pink sock app yeah what was the uh bathtub girl what what is it that one oh the girl peeing in her own mouth like spraying

shit into her own face tub girl tub girl shout out tub girl did you know that shout out girl who ate her tampon oh my god we need to bring her fucking back she's ariana grande's little sister yeah no one knew that they're making a lemon party but it's like an a24 movie no they're doing like a remake of lemon party i believed you i literally believe a24 that is some shit they would do yeah they'll literally buy any shit. After Marcel Dechelle, they're going down the list. Where's Annoying Orange A24? I swear to God.

It's in the creation. I think that's coming. Dude, the teeth on that motherfucker were crazy. Like, the yellow of the teeth of Annoying Orange was insane. I can't be the only one that wanted to fuck that little orange. Oh, so Timothy Chalamet gets to fuck a peach, but I can't fuck annoying orange. I guess you can, but you have to court him first.

And he's really freaking annoying, so I don't even know if you're willing to go through all that for some cooch. All right, we're going to do fucking media. This is a wrap. Drew, I sigh up corner of the week what's the uh ph of the orange essie dude it's literally fucking 38 it's crazy side bitches got beef with other side bitches coleslaw versus potato salad that's good and yeah you need to stop forcing a coochie print if you're coochie bony it's bony actually yeah don't don't even put that on me i'll serve camel toe and the roughest pair of

jeans you've ever seen in your fucking life and it eats every time yeah my coochie literally eats up my fucking clothing don't play with me this was me for the first three or four years living in la somebody in a twin bed right now posting i'm tired of sleeping alone like they got room for another motherfucker that was literally me except i was never alone also your twin bed was my ex's old mattress and i still use his pillow to this day and it's yellow as fuck and it's my classic pillow i love it no i was just so i was so like frugal i still am that i took like a quarter inch mattress pad and use it as my mattress for three years like and i didn't buy it i just love drew being like he's i know what he decides to splurge on is fucking

crazy but honestly this is i'll i'll say yes to this i save my fucking money i save my money who want to come over tonight and play house if you're ugly you got to be the roach i saw that means inya you're the roach okay wow but I live here so I'm not coming over I'm just like here oh here we go this is a good one to end on I've been sleeping on myself I'm up now wow all right I got my media out if you want me to go or if you want to go I'm gonna go first you got your meat out

the hell bruh my media of the week is the Mick G album that's like not out yet I guess when this episode comes out that's gonna be out but I've been listening to the singles that are out on that like How Many Miles and Candy and

that's pretty freaking good. Freelana Del Rey from the Grammys. I know. Oh my god. We didn't even talk about that. I literally cried. She needs to win. Y'all are literally fucking bullying her. Why do you keep nominating her if you're not going to give her her fucking flowers? You are fucking evil. Did you see the article that came out where it was like um like slandering her and she was like i haven't taken her serious as an artist since the snl incident and then they also went on to like talk about fiona apple and i'm like oh bitch like somebody i'm gonna stab you in the fucking neck i'm literally gonna stab you in the fucking neck yeah they literally do because i think they were talking about like killer mike or some shit

in the same thing and i was like oh like so you're big fucking op and you're gonna die in your sleep tonight. And then your wife is going to be sobbing over your dead body while your kids are standing in the doorway watching your slumped over dead body in bed and your mom screaming. And listening to Born to Die. Yeah, literally. And then maybe they'll like have some fucking respect for Lana. Like, I'm not kidding. Like when I was watching all that shit go down, I was literally livid. I don't even stand that woman.

Actually, I literally do. But I don't stand her in the way that I once did. But this dredged up like really visceral feelings in me where I was like, oh, like this is like my girl. No, I literally cried. I would post the video if I didn't look absolutely awful and I wasn't clutching onto my flume float. But what I will insert is I pressed my face into the sofa and there's a tear mark and I got a picture of it.

Fuck you, bitch. It literally, oh my God, it makes me so sad. Lana, if somehow you see this, I love you. I've loved you for over a decade. You mean the world to me. That fucking award doesn't mean fucking shit because you are actually phenomenal. And you are amazing and you are very important. And I'm very excited for your country.

Exactly. Literally, she's in her Casey Musgraves arc. Like, it's going to be crazy. She's going to eat down. Like, she's going to revolutionize. You better go with Sir fucking Harry Nilsson, my queen. Yeah, literally. It's going to be so folky, too.

She's going to revolutionize. You better go with Sir fucking Harry Nilsson, my queen. Yeah, literally. It's going to be so folky too. She's going to do it so right. Also, Keith Urban died today, which is one of the most horrifying things. My jaw dropped to the fucking floor. Rest in peace. For real, for real. That's sad. I'm getting on my phone.

But yeah, the Grammys are bullshit. They're flops. You're the people's artist. You are your favorite artist's artist you like she is all time good that's what drives me fucking crazy is so many like new artists have quoted her as being an inspiration and the fact that she has not won a single fucking grammy but the grammys are fucking rigged and fucking crazy and every year they piss me off and that's why i try not to get involved and i try to like ignore it with all my goddamn might because it always pisses me it always disappoints it

always disappoints bitch fuck you but i would like to go to an after party because that sounds cunt you guys remember when macklemore won best yes best rap album macklemore has 30 million monthly listeners still by the way like I don't understand and I understand music is subjective but come the fuck on like y'all are literally going crazy and yeah Lana's not gonna have sex with you she's not gonna hear this

and she's not gonna have sex with you you don't have to defend her like that oh I didn't think she was gonna have sex with me I don't want sex on her that's why I was saying it but I would oh that's why you were saying it yeah

I don't think she's you kind of look like her brother she was my first woman crush wednesday literally and i still was like my man my man my man i was like oh my man my man is in tune with his femininity all right um and then the rest is i'm still just yeah i'm still listening to the same shit. Fucking Hall and Oates and like you already know the fucking vibe. Stop fucking playing with me. My media is the fifth element.

I watched it again and I watched it with an even more open and an even open heart and an even more open mind. And you're blocking me. And you're blocking me and you're blocking me like like i literally cannot talk with you serving in front of me am i am i oh am i grabbing your mic and pulling into it keep fucking talking oh my god um yeah the fifth element go watch it greatest sound design um in a movie of all time i'm not talking about the soundtrack i'm talking about the sound design it's so bassy and fucking lit um and i think the character's name is ruby the sequence of them in the airplane, like runway thing,

doing the radio show was one of the greatest performances I've ever seen in my life, acting wise. And there's like Meryl Streep. No, no, no, no. She's in that movie. Tucker, Chris Tucker could do that. don't i don't know what the fuck i'm trying to say i'm trying to say chris tucker could do meryl streep but meryl streep

could not do chris tucker um chris tucker can i shut the fuck up oh my god can i shut up i'm so fucking stupid hey hey it was so funny um but yeah go check out that flick it's that flick really good you know like xander zoo exists we all know xander zoo exists but someone needs to take the jean-paul gaultier wardrobe from that did you know jean-paul gaultier designed the entire wardrobe every single costume in that movie for fifth element yes that makes a lot of sense and someone needs to i've still never seen it do that i was i was on google till like the second i fell asleep i woke up to the tab open the tabs open on my computer still looking for original costumes from that movie because it would be so cool to say i own a jean-paul gaultier fifth element piece um but all

i could find was the like cop uniforms on the space cruise ship um which they're not the best costumes in the movie but anyways movie is great go check it out it's so fucking campy and cool and i wish it like continued i wish they made like a star wars world of the fifth element universe i want to live there so bad anytime i see cyberpunk i'm getting your fucking apple vision pro and go since you want to go there so bad literally actually that's actually so smart i'm gonna live in there um and then i've just been on a crazy macklemore run like i love his fucking music can't hold Us featuring Ray Dalton. Glorious featuring Skylar Gray.

These Days, Jesse Glynn. Good Old Days featuring Kesha. I didn't even know he made that much music. Dude, he has like 30 albums in here. It's crazy. Wow. He's so good. You need to check him out.

You should listen to Thrift Shop too. David Bowie, his grave just shook. It's good. People think Thrift Shop's good. I think that's like one of his low lights honestly all right no the music has the right to children by boards of canada check it out dom said one of the funniest fucking things ever he was like if you told me this was an ai generated image i would believe you like boards of canada had access to like yeah it literally looks like that do you mind yeah okay um mine's a movie it's called twink gets guts completely rearranged oh my god that's crazy because i saw that in the recommended after uh tripping with milf woman who

was left home alone for 24 hours people're not supposed to know about my film too they're not supposed to know about my film wait you were in that can we cut that no you should have your moment i wish i was in tripping with milfs who were left alone for 48 hours adult entertainment star surprise okay my my real one is 500 days of Summer because I'm in my twee era. Oh, fire. And then tangentially related. One, two, three, four. Each day I love you more. Oh, angels.

Us by Regina Spektor. Fucking T. You know what your twee era reminded me of? I'm not even going to say in front of this fucking song. Yeah. Okay. Inya hates. I hate this. I hate this song. Inya does in front of this fucking song. Yeah. Okay. Inya hates. I hate this.

I hate this song. Inya does not approve of this. Bitch, I'm already pecking at the set. Like, I'm not even. At all. But, fuck, I can't even. Oh. Just sing it.

I can't remember. Yeah, because he doesn't know lyrics or anything. I hate this song. This is fine. This is awful. Is this PC music? No. No. Outro Music