Emergency Intercom - We Ran Away

Episode Date: November 19, 2021

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we're on the run yeah we haven't been paying our bills, as most of you know. So we just ran. We ran away. And I'm not going back. And we found a nice little shack to do a podcast in. It's great because it's out of our house now. Because we set up a tent right outside. Because we don't want to sleep in this environment.

Because there's definitely asbestos in the air. Yeah, and also there's literally shit on the wall next to you. Like there's human excrement, excrement everywhere. It's dangerous to be in here. But, you know, we do it for you. Yeah, we do what we do for you. And we deserve praise for it. Yeah.

So I also just realized I have to spit out my gum because I'm gonna be like. The fucked up part is being in here i'm like i'm tempted to just throw shit around i know it's gum though i spit it out the window like in la yeah all right um so it's also like there is something to be said about the fact that it is literally colder in here than it is in our house yeah it's ridiculous it feels actually nice in here and we are in the middle of the fucking desert um which i will say once that once that sun is on you it's it's fucking disgusting it's really bad but like i'm wearing a jacket inside and i feel like pretty good as i said that i had a heat flash and my body like immediately started sweating and i'm panicking no it feels way better but also with the wind blowing in here like i'm

genuinely paranoid that in like three years we're going to find out we have like some lung disease and it's from like sitting in and we'll sue emergency intercom if we get lung cancer we could sue our the our own company yeah can you do that i think you can but like why i would do it for the gag of it for the charades of it Like just to like be going back and forth in testimony, like against myself. We wanted to bring a little bit of the fall vibe with us. So I hope you are enjoying that because that was a lot of work. Yeah, we wanted to keep it in theme. We were planning on wearing the sweaters every episode,

but genuinely that thing is so warm. If we wore that, we would be miserable. Also, it is so deathly silent wore that we would be miserable also it is so deathly silent i know it probably feels weird it probably sound the podcast sounds better in here than it does in our house like legitimately does it kai or yeah it does sound better dude because it is there's no one around yeah there's genuinely no one but us and our friends around like when i tell you there's literally no one around, there's no one around. We are in the middle of fucking nowhere.

Cut to that shot of where we are right now. But yeah, I don't know. How's life been? How have you been? How have I been? Yeah. Babes, you know how I've been. I'm suffering in silence always. Always? You don't always. Just how's life been? How have you been? How have I been? Yeah. Babes, you know how I've been. I'm suffering in silence.

Always. Always. You don't always suffer in silence. This is the first time I've seen you suffer in silence. And it is a breath of fresh air. It's pretty nice to like not hear it every day. It's pretty good. I used to suffer in silence.

When you first met me, I was suffering in silence. You would have never guessed I was suffering. Girl, you were suffering in silence, but did not do a good good job at hiding your suffering no i i was i was very expressive that i was like depressed and sad but no one knew no one knew you just said i was very expressive no one knew the details of like anything i used to be really good at hiding everything i went through i was like bitch i don't fucking know you i've literally i was you know when people make jokes where it's like you've known me for like five years i'm your best friend and i'm like and they're like i don't fucking know you that's genuinely how i was with y'all like i was like you don't just because i've

known you for four years doesn't need you know like me you need to know my business um i'm stroking out from how silent it is. It's like scary. I can hear myself to like a new like level of self-realization when I'm here. And it makes me really uncomfortable. No, yeah. You're definitely like really alone with your thoughts when you're alone. So I think that's why we all like migrate to the same room when we're in the house that we're staying in. Because like if you're alone, like you're alone.

And it's really scary. Honestly. Yeah, I don't know. It's kind of nice. because like if you're alone like you're alone and it's really scary i honestly yeah i don't know it's kind of nice like i've found that i i do like running away out of la like being here we came here in the summer we haven't told them where we're in joshua tree oh yeah we're in the middle of joshua tree um but like not like palm springs like ah i'm at a hotel with my friends there's a million people here. We're like at our, at Kai's, can we say that right? Kai's sister's Airbnb.

Yeah. And this is it. This is the Airbnb. This is the Airbnb. It's really nice. She like shaped up the place. She like did. She tailored it out for us.

It looks great. She, she like built out this room specifically so we could have a studio space. Yeah. It's really incredible. But no, for real, we are in kai's sister's airbnb and it's like very isolated like where it is it's not like in the hustle and bustle of joshua tree and it's nice it's way nicer than last time only because of how hot it was last night time like i will say this is like so overstimulating for me because i like i am not

able to focus on like talking in the podcast because i keep just looking and seeing something that i've never seen before because it's so foreign and it's beautiful out here i love it um i in the car right over here i was like there's like this like creative like energy and then you shut me down immediately okay i didn't shut you down i i literally you were like i don't feel that but i didn't say up i was like i didn't shut you down. You shut me down. I literally. You were like, I don't feel that. But. I didn't say up. I was like, I can't say the same, which is not me shutting it down.

That would be the second time I say my opinion that like alters with yours. And there's like the tension of like, because I don't agree with you. But that's okay. It's okay if we don't agree. I think that's why we get along is because we have different ideas on a lot of things. And some things we have opposite ideas on. And for me, like, i don't know places like big sir like make me feel like good and like really like i don't know like i guess nothing

really makes me there's no place that necessarily makes me more creative i would say like in a city i feel more creative because i like a lot of my specifically comedy creativity comes from literally being a pessimistic piece of shit and judging other people. So I have this theory that the reason why I feel more creatively charged out here is because there's not as many people. So there's not as much processing power being used from the simulation. So like when the simulation isn't active, I mean, when the simulation, when you're in a city i feel

sucked dry because like there's a bunch of people awake like they're all constantly awake um and yeah i did i literally love the way you looked at me i was like i need to shut up now like no i was literally like drifting off because i was thinking about that and i was like i literally feel like oh no i guess i kind of feel that because I would say my most creative time. Also, I was joking. Oh, I thought you were being serious. No, I was joking. Jesus.

Word. Like, yeah. I also have a theory that when you're on an airplane, there's like 300 people packed into this tight place and the simulation doesn't have enough processing power so it just knocks you out because when i'm on an airplane i fall asleep immediately i like i don't even try to fall asleep and i just like wake up halfway through and i'm like wait what the fuck why was i asleep during the takeoff i feel like uh something flip switches or they pump gas into the plane or something i don't know because they sleep like they never have enough snacks or drinks so they make sure they like put

like melatonin like a supplement into the free water they give you and then they're just like go to fucking sleep bitch and that's why i don't drink airplane water because they put fluoride in it i don't drink airplane water because i don't want to fucking drink out of that okay airplane cups are the flimsiest cups in the world they updated them i i i had the same theory because you would like touch it and it would crumble into a million pieces i i tested that out because i was like wait these feel different and now they like fold like you can like fold them and crush them but they're still that fucking like one use plastic but yeah they're like the like thinnest plastic ever i feel like if i put a hot beverage in it it would immediately melt it spill all over my fucking legs um i always buy a

bottle of water at the airport i've never like taken the water they give me but that's because on a plane you get so fucking dehydrated and i'm already a very like dry person because of my like eczema like being out here my lips and my skin suffer. It is actually fucked up. I put on so much chapstick this morning and immediately I feel like I have to put more on. But I refuse to touch my chapstick because if I touch my chapstick and touch my lips, I'll probably die from whatever I touch myself. I was surprised you let Kai use your chapstick this morning. I was like, damn, she's really letting loose. Kai put his finger in there.

I didn't even think about it. And I know Kai hadn't washed his hands. I know damn well he hadn't washed his hands for like hours but now you have to throw that that whole bottle away it sometimes like it slips like if you catch me when i'm doing something else like it doesn't even cross my mind you know what it is when i'm in a house i feel cleaner so i'm like no go ahead i feel like in the house i'll let anybody use my chapsticks and stuff but once we are outside in public do not fucking ask to use my chapstick in public because i have the ones you have to touch yeah i was about to clarify that she has like the pots that you dig your fucking grubby little fingernails into

because i need a lot i don't like that squirt shit because like the tubes also they don't take they don't make the blizztex i like in tubes which is annoying because i would prefer that for my public use chapstick yeah i don't like to have to like wash my hands before applying chapstick. It's a whole thing. Like I use Blistex. I don't believe in Carmex. I don't believe in like the chapstick brand. That shit is not, that's not real.

That's not real moisture in there. Carmex is literally like it dries your lips out on purpose. Yeah. Carmex is like evil and they dry your lips out on purpose and then you get addicted to it and you keep applying it and applying it and applying it and yeah like they just they do that to keep you buying it and same with water water dehydrates you no dasani because i had a sip i had a sip of josiah's water and it literally i felt like that picture of spongebob when he was like like i need water like my tongue like swelled up like it was fucked up

if you like dasani water over any other water like i actually need you to tune out of the podcast immediately and just stop watching because you are a danger to society you're a dangerous person and you need to be locked away for a very long time you're lying you're getting your hydration from like sitting in a bath or something like you're not getting your hydration from that fucking water i've never once drank dasani or chosen to drink dasani and been like oh that was exactly what i needed like you down a whole bottle that was so refreshing like you down a bottle and your piss is like golden yellow yeah and also they literally filter it with bat shit like i know they filter it with that shit yeah why did we get into

a conversation last night about you don't like bats or was that Elsie who said she didn't like bats? I like bats, but I don't like being close like wild bats because then bitches swoop down and fucking bite you and give you rabies. I know that's like I don't believe in that. I know it's not true, but it is partially true. Same motherfucker who said he doesn't believe bears are fucking dangerous. Yeah, because you just you just like flying animals no they're too erratic they're dangerous they're scary as fuck they're in the same class as birds like i but the reason why i'm so traumatized by bats is because when i go camping in utah

like we're up in the fucking mountains where the bats like reside and they're just spooky up there or like we're even in the desert they'd like follow me the bats fucking follow me wherever i go the killer the killer is in the walls you think you're being gang stalked by bats the killer no literally tell me why when we walked in here like the house like shook a little bit and i was like looking under the floor and in the attic i was like there's someone in here there's someone in here it's shaking because it's not supposed to have any humans in it and we're literally like it's gonna fucking fold over that would be hilarious like viral i would no i would be so mad like this is so fucked up i am vain like i know this i like i am very vain i'm stuck in my vanity i want to be pretty like that's like one of my main goals in life is to look good no matter what i'm being pretty is a curse

because you're hated by the ugly people and you're hated by men you get slut shamed and you're hated by men. You get slut shamed. Yes, my feminist king. I'm down for the pretty girls. You're more than just a pretty girl to me. What am I? You're a funny girl.

You're a funny looking girl. You have a good personality. I'm very vain because if this house fell on me i the first thing that comes to mind is in my health i'm like i know my face will get fucked up like i know like i would get like my nose would like break from something or like you you do have a big phobia of your nose yeah it's like you know what it is when i was really young i watched dante's nose break and it looked like the worst thing i've ever seen happen i think we just need to break your nose someday like bitch i'll smack the fuck out of you no that's like your biggest thing is like i i that was like the hypothetical in the beginning that like tested our friendship was i was like what if i just like broke your nose on accident like what would you do and you'd be like i'd drop you

immediately like i'd freak the fuck out like i'd never speak to you again i don't even feel like i like have the prettiest like nose or side profile like i think from like but this is what do you have like the cutest nose i've literally ever seen in my life but you know what it is it's like it's because of the internet it's very easy to look at other people's noses and just other people's face it's like post internet experience of like seeing everybody and like seeing this like hierarchy of beauty and being like oh like i fit into some categories of this but like little tiny things for me i don't relate to that i don't relate to that just because like i'm in i am the beauty standard like no and i know that's hard and but that's the thing is like it's it's hard

on my side and it's it's way harder on you that's what i was saying like being pretty is hard because all the ugly people hate you yeah and like i could why did you look at the camera are you are you saying like people who watch now people who watch this are pretty no if you watch emergency intercom like you're a beautiful person no you're a deranged individual but you're a beautiful yeah you are a threat to society but from the outside no one would know. I just keep looking at the walls and there's literally human shit on the walls. We're just in human shit. Yeah, I know. We'll get clips for y'all. Yeah, that's why when I walked in here, I was like, I am going to suffer in like the

next nine years when I find out that like I inhaled human feces and like it like internalized in my stomach and grew a new bacteria and i'm gonna like die from it covid three e coli three when are they gonna drop e coli two shot there's not even oh i guess that would be i was like why are you saying covid three but it's because we have delta delta delta slay i forgot what i was fucking saying bitch oh yeah i just have a fear of breaking my nose because like i do like my nose and i don't think like i would like it if it was broken because i would be like i look different i think that's the main thing is i feel like any like not to say people i think scars are sexy no but i'm thinking of like if i feel like changing your nose like your nose is a centerfold of your face and i feel feel like when you change that, it changes the whole like look of your face.

I think that's what it is, is like, I do like my face and I feel like if I broke my nose and like had to get it fixed, it would look different and I would really notice that. And it would freak me out because I'd be like, oh my God, like I have a different face. Dude, that has to be like the worst feeling in the world is like getting botched plastic surgery. Like you go in, you'll be like, I'm going to come out looking sexy. And then you come out and like, you're literally a fucking monster. And then you getched plastic surgery like you go in you'll be like i'm gonna come out looking sexy and then you come out and like you're literally a fucking monster and then you get more plastic surgery to fix it you're a monster i don't mean i didn't mean but like literally that's got to be terrifying because like you can't go back like i wish i had my old nose

i feel like this is gonna sound that's not a worry for me like i gotta keep reiterating that's not a worry for me i i also want to like reiterate i don't want's not a worry for me like I gotta keep reiterating that's not a worry for me I I also want to like reiterate. I don't want it to seem like I think like a certain kind of nose is pretty I think my main thing is like your nose changes your face so much and I personally this is a very corny take but I think The nose jobs are overrated. I think like I think the idea of getting your nose job Like is that where you is that like a hand job with your nose yeah yeah how does that work um so doji has uh explained it before you basically i'm not gonna i'm not gonna do that um but yeah it's gonna sound corny but i think everyone like usually looks like your face looks like that

because like that's how you look and that's like what's pretty about you which is so i feel like it's so corny to be like your nose is beautiful like don't but i hate like how online has made everyone feel like they have to change something about their face they literally all look the fucking same they all look the fucking same it's terrifying when you like oh yeah which again also like let's i don't want to enter the discourse of people being like don't do it like do what makes you happy but don't feel the pressure from online because it's like i have fallen i i when i moved to la i was like i'm gonna get lip fillers i i was like that's fully a thing people are like i i don't think like it's

like everyone who moves to la is like i'm gonna do this this and that but it is very tempting it's like a it's a world of people who like posted on my story yeah like it's like very tempting not to like not to again this is this you don't have to you don't have to keep clarifying yourself i know i think people know where you stand like you're beautiful if you want to alter your body go fucking ahead like who am i to fucking judge but literally don't be 16 and feel the pressure too because you're literally 16 you haven't even grown into yourself yeah but the nose is the window to the soul did you make that up or did you see that somewhere i made that up and that's definitely something someone said no the eyes are the window to the soul is what people

say i think your personality is the window to your soul because how are your... I think your body. I think, yeah, when I explored your body, I opened a door to your hole. Yeah. To my hole. Fuck you. I don't know. Just I didn't really get to go into like why I'm afraid of bats. Should I just dive into that or no?

But you saw that episode of The office where meredith gets bit by a bat i don't remember that episode at all actually the reason why i'm scared of bats is because when i was like 12 years old maybe on youtube i just like went down like like i was a fucking freakazoid when i was like 12 like i was like you are now don't don't don't like put an age to it you still are yeah i was about to say like I used to look up like medical stories. Like my favorite show on TV was like the ER show on the whatever, the Discovery Channel. Like I tuned into that once a week or every time it was on. Oh, wait.

You said that. Is it when like people were like attacked by animals and then they would like show the 3d render of their body yeah it was like animal attacks or like people who ate like 36 crayons or like drank a jar of chalk water like yeah like just like presenting to the er with like unknown symptoms and like the doctors figured out well one of those episodes i found on youtube and i watched it literally 800 times sorry i have to point this, but that literally looks like an owl. Like the silhouette of that looks like an owl. But one of the episodes was this kid who got bit by a bat with rabies. And you watched him like go from just like being a normal kid. And then the very next day, literally being hydrophobic, like being homophobic.

Sorry. No, being hydrophobic like being homophobic sorry no being hydrophobic what's wrong with that being hydrophobic no homophobic what's wrong with that like why would that be like do you know what that means yeah it's when you like you're like um you're like into gay people and stuff but it means it means no it means the opposite of that clip that clip that um no uh but genuinely you would watch this kid like and then he like got like rigor mortis and like got all stiff and like he was like thrashing around and he just became like literally a zombie and i thought rabies i mean like technically rabies is like a zombie virus because you become like actually afraid of fucking water see i just like i'm going off literally i'm like reigniting this fear of bats but like bats are cute like i've seen pictures of bats like eating bananas and shit and those are the cutest fucking things i've ever seen in

my entire fucking life but like when they're wild and you don't know if they have rabies or not and they swoop down i feel like rabies is like quicksand like you were told like every animal had rabies as a kid and like you're not don't touch that fucking armadillo it has rabies yeah and like you're not running into it like that so i think well i have um been in a lot of quicksand so that like nips that in the bud so i'm just saying like rabies is around and out there and don't be not afraid of it you're fear-mongering with rabies right now well when i was kai's not laughing a lot i feel like he's not into us he's not into us well you know there's been the tension since yesterday yeah he's just like okay on the there was two cars on the way to Joshua Tree and I could just, I

could just feel this tension. Like they didn't fuck with us. It wasn't like there was nothing said. I could just feel them talking shit about me. So I gave them a call and I was like, there's tension between us. And Kai literally cussed me out, called me a bunch of mean things that I don't even feel comfortable repeating and then hung up the phone no and even worse is like they didn't say bye to us when we all left i know joshua tree didn't say bye be safe love you see you there i hope drive safe for you

there's just like this weird awkward tension that i can't really put a no and then in bonds he disappeared yeah oh don't get me started great disappearing act of car don't get me started yeah yeah yeah you guys are only hearing one side of the story we can't hear you there's you can't be you won't be heard here i put a bunch of food i put a bunch of food into the cart and i got like a pack of red bulls um some pepsi your usual nothingness yeah what else did i get i literally oh i got a bag of cheetos so i got and that was gonna hold me over for the next three days that was gonna hold me over for the next three days i was gonna eat that and that only and then i was gonna get in the car and drive to mcdonald's at night and eat dinner at mcdonald's um but kai got a bunch of food some some white claws for the squad to share whatever and inya was like oh i'm

gonna pay for this half uh take the cart pay for this and i was like uh i didn't get any of this yeah yeah and you didn't mean for me to pay for it she was like take the car and kai magically somehow disappeared right when it was time to pay. And I ended up paying for all of that bullshit. Mind you, I have been eating it. I have been eating it. And Kai did pay me back for it. And I just want to set the record straight that Kai is a good person. No, but he's evil because he did disappear.

He disappeared. This is unfair because I don't get it. You're not being heard here. I can't. Like, this is not a space. I brought it back. I brought it back. I brought it back. Andai is a good person and he paid me back um and we split it we split it down and then y'all split each other open last night because we did share a bed we did share a bed it was nice it was warm and that's all that's all that needs

to be said that's all that needs to be said to That's all that needs to be said to the public. Oh, wait. So my bat story, when I was literally like six or seven and I was in Honduras once. So in Honduras, there's not like, I don't know if they like redid the fucking pipes or whatever, but there's not. I'm working on your pipes. Throwback. Do not put that back on the floor and then put it next to your face. I got to stand up. Why are you like losing circulation? No,

I just feel like it. If I'm like back here, it adds like a little something. I will. I, then I'm going to stand up because I want my outfit to be shown. Kai's so annoyed. He's like,

can y'all like stay on topic? I saw a TikTok. Someone tagged me in a TikTok where it was like, I can't stand, um, like podcasters who were just like useless banter can't stay on topic bitch fuck you pay for my adderall not not fuck you to the person who made that but like to the person who tagged me in it even though it was a follow of ours i mean i just

want to fight all of y'all like i know it'd be fun to just like wrestle and tussle oh we should do youtubers did the fight yes i was about to say we should fight our fans we should fight our followers and the viewers if you want to get in the ring with me i know i'm scared i'm scared of them like one of them like there's enough of y'all that a handful of you could beat the y'all are fighters and also so embarrassed you have to be a fighter to be listening to like us like yeah you're full of rage you're not a happy person like you are not a happy person. Like, you are not a happy person. You break that. You bust that shit open when it, like. You what? You bust it open.

No, you, like, you're like me, I feel like. When, like, you're super fucking angry, you just can't control it. Like, it comes out. Like, if I've never really been in a fighting situation but like if i am like i genuinely don't know if i could stop myself from killing that person oh my god with my bare hands i'm like with my bare hands you're like no because if i got to a fucking fighting situation like um okay so my bat story when i was in honduras we didn't have like my grandma doesn't have um like hot water like we don't have a heater like don't you're come on put the other leg down there you would sink

okay that's enough of that keep going with the bad story there's holes in the ground i was gonna be halfway on the ground and anyway no we have to sit down because we're like having too much fun standing and like exploring with the shit stained walls um let me get closer to you, babe. What are we going to do when we get close? So. When I was. Look me in my eyes. Bitch.

Someone redrew that picture of us sharing a fry and it was very sexual. I mean, it was. Someone commented, not y'all straight baiting. And. I am straight as fuck. Yeah, only like guys girls are nasty and they stink and i hate boobs boobs are disgusting they're so nasty like i hate bulges you shouldn't have that don't why are you having your cleavage out in my face? It's making me so mad.

Why are you sexualizing cleavage? I'm not. I think we need to talk about that. I'm not. I'm very fucking straight. And when I see cleavage, I'm just like, ew. Ew. Have some respect.

Put those things away and not in my face. I agree. And get them away from me. I agree with that. This episode is brought to you by Samsung Galaxy. Ever captured a great night video only for it to be ruined by that one noisy talker? With Audio Erase on the new Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra, you can reduce or remove unwanted noise and relive your favorite moments without the distractions.

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No. I don't want that. Free the wiener. Imagine us just all walking around naked. I think the world would be a better place. There's nothing inherently sexual about a naked body. Yeah. I'm not kidding. I actually do agree with that because i am someone who i i genuinely can't find someone attractive

dude for some reason i literally am so afraid of being naked in front of people i said i'm so afraid of being naked in front of people i literally just started like i got so lost in my thoughts and i was like i was like therapizing myself i was like why am i so afraid of like being naked in front of other people i am so obscene because i hate my body unafraid of being naked i i have very bad body dysmorphia but i do not give a fuck to be naked in front of people like i will change in front of people i think that's something we have to do one day is just get naked in front of each other i really don't show each other our bodies i feel like you've seen most of my body i have seen most of your body yeah i and i don't care like i'm like have you seen most of my body

for the most yeah actually yeah i think we've seen all of each other's body except like our literal private area our genitals our genitals um but back to my fucking bat story like um when i was like eight in genitals there was no there's a girl that went to my school and her name was jenna tolls wait actually no us being like fuck that person who said we can't stay on topic and we've like bounced around um we also have like a bunch of topics to go to yeah okay you're getting a two-hour episode so i can feel my throat closing sorry i'll shut the fuck up you didn't hear me coughing a few minutes ago like i don't know where that came from i like swallowed something it started like it's not good also my

legs are so sweaty what'd you swallow why the fuck are you looking down i have a skirt on and i literally was like my legs are sweating and i was moving my legs around and kai was looking you're blaming it on me kai are you embarrassed he's so embarrassed what were you even looking down there for what were you looking for you said your legs so it's human nature see that's what i've been doing a lot recently is like being evil is like playing both sides and like people's little like arguments like i'll yeah i'll just play both sides yeah you'll hop around be like yeah and you're like why are you opening your legs actually you know what you did say legs so he was looking down

at your legs and you just you're fucking that's what you are you're showing your true fucking colors to the public and you don't want to be doing that because they're going to turn against you i just got called a cunt no back okay you know what it is i've been saying i hate saying that i say cunt so like wildly the other day that's like a that's a naughty word for boys i playfully i playfully said it to like orion and it felt very wrong and i like immediately was like i was like i didn't say anything out loud because i don't think she took it any kind of way but deep deep down i was like that felt wrong even though i say it all the time i love saying cunt the c word and the p word i feel like are off limits for me pussy pussy is just funny saying pussy is always funny pussy oh chill chill the fuck out like you see

you're scaring kai like okay back to my fucking bat story there's no running water there's no hot running water in honduras so every time i had to take a fucking bath or a shower you know you do the old like bucket cup shit you like they fill a pot up they heat up the water they put it in a in a bucket with other cold water so it's like warm and you just like bathe yourself yeah you bathe yourself with that like whatever not a big deal so i was in the bathroom one day like just like naked standing there waiting for my like abuela to finish boiling the water for me and i was standing in the bath and just hanging hot water challenge i was standing in the bath waiting and then i hear like a sound and i look up and there's literally just me naked and a bat in the bathroom like like hitting that's my worst and then my grandma I fucking fly that was the loudest fly ever anyway my grandma came in with a fucking broom and smacked the shit out of it and it flew out of the house um and that's the only time I've been that

close to a bat and then other times I just see them flying and I'm like damn that is so pretty I love bats I love bats and stars those are my two like graphic design things and i'm like what like those boots those rain boots are like the best thing to ever happen to you my fucking are those undercover my cream your cream dream yeah my oh that is a cream dream there's wet dreams and then there's cream dreams and a wet dream uh we can't be the first one to say that. No, coin that. Emergency. Emergency intercom cream dream. Wet dream, cream dream.

Cream team, team cream. Are you on the cream team? Are you squirt squad? Cream team or squirt squad? Did you make a squirt squad? girl you got it i'm just on it today you gotta go you gotta go all right should we talk about what i wanted to talk about yeah i couldn't think of anything because i was like what the fuck are you talking about but i'll let you go well i'm gonna do the this one this one's gonna catch you off guard um okay so the more life i live the more i realize how much food tastes like cum there's a lot of food out there that tastes like okay no no no

because i'm straight as a straight man how do you know what cum tastes like avocados avocados taste like cum okay yeah raw cookie dough no taste like cum no it fucking doesn't like it doesn't to me that should taste good come on guys persimmons taste like i've never had a persimmon i had one for the first time two weeks ago and I ate it and I literally like gagged. It was actually like eating semen. Mushrooms. I love mushrooms. Mushrooms are phallus shaped.

They look like wieners and they taste like wieners. Mushrooms are some of the best vegetables. This one's a reach. Coconut milk. Coconut milk is so sweet though. Not coconut milk. Sorry. Coconut water. There's sometimes it's so sweet though i i'm not coconut milk sorry coconut water there's sometimes oh coconut water coconut water i fully agree with you yeah coconut water like cummy cummy is yeah and it's like it's like damn girl what the fuck have you been eating yeah like cum um some breads there's like bread out there that you think everything tastes i think you like really like want to taste gum so when you're eating it you're really like you're going into

your psyche and you're like yes i'll agree with you tomatoes tomatoes that's the fucking main one tomatoes tomatoes are very yes tomatoes like tomatoes with some salt and pepper and eggs and avocado like that's cumtastic you see the first time i've eaten a tomato and was like whoa like this tastes really fucking good was that sandwich the um from go get them the halloumi yeah halloumi and heirloom tomato sandwich that shit fucking ate my ass out and turned me out um and then paper towels taste like cum the brown ones yeah dude i love the brown the other day like i had like a very childlike thing like i used to eat i was the kid who was eating brown paper towels in school and like i was i forgot where i was but i wiped my hands and

after i eat like if you've been watching this podcast you know for now like you know that one of my things is after i eat i have to wash my hands like it freaks me out i don't want like the food on my hand and then i touch it and i'll spread it like it's too much it's like everyone should do that everyone should wash their hands after they eat it's like gross um but i have to wash my hands after i eat and i have to wipe my mouth like if i shower after i eat every time i have to wipe my mouth too um so the other day i forgot where i was but they had brown paper towels and i washed my hands and then wiped my mouth with the paper towel and like i like smelled it and like the like taste went on

my lips and i was like and i was so i didn't take a bite but i was very tempted to but i was like i am a grown ass like you borderline 23 year old. And I shouldn't be in this public bathroom about to eat brown paper towels. But they taste so good. We need to talk about the paper eater to emergency intercom watcher. I know. Okay. Yeah.

I know the bitch is watching this eight paper at school. It fucking tastes good. The best paper to eat were the tootsie roll the tootsie pops um sticks peel it off oh those i'd mac the shit just like pop school sticks in general like i'd mac on those it's the density of the paper that makes it so good and you could like peel it then you'd then you'd get freaky with it like this is a this is a left field but you'd like tissue paper with like dyes and bleach in it it had like this bleach tastes like cum um okay but yeah paper towel i just i drink bleach but i would i would eat some paper towel right now like eating brown

paper towel in here sounds like a fucking vibe. All right. On the Patreon, you can watch me and Inya do a paper eating mukbang. A paper taste test. ASMR paper. Oh, wait. That's actually kind of a good idea. Ranking the best paper towels to eat. That is the most viral video you can make. I am.

The one way I am killing this earth is with my consumption of paper towels. I use paper towels for everything i run through that shit so quick josh buying 800 on accident which was the best thing to ever happen yeah because i use them like 80 times a day and someone's gonna be like just use reusable towels but that freaks me out because you're just spreading germs and like is your baby gonna have um reusable diapers do you think fuck no sorry i think mine might maybe oh actually you know what i'm not kidding i thought about it because at first i was like ew it just sounds inconvenient i think i will be a mix of both like for when i take my baby out in public it won't be using a reusable one just because like i don't

want to have to carry like a fucking loaded shit bag when i go to diaper i don't want to do that like for outdoor use it just makes more sense to do like the one use ones but i'm literally wearing period panties right now like period panties were the best thing that ever happened like i could smell that reuse i'm actually like on my last day i almost remember just like you have like this pheromone that you release when you remember last night in the tub but i was like i actually just started my period today and it's a really heavy flow oh dude i was like i was curious why the or i think it was just i was like i wonder why the water's i was wondering why the water was red and and uh kai was saying the water tasted good so it was actually my um

my period what was i saying we were talking about babies and reusable diapers but yeah reusable diapers i would use i was like for the first time in my life i saw a baby getting changed um and i was like wait why am i not fucking disgusted by this right now and i that's how i know that i'm getting older is that like i literally have baby fever right now it's like fucked up like i want a baby so bad like so bad that's crazy i want one so bad like not like obviously not right now like i want to like you do like like you can see yourself in the future yeah like like i almost can see a few i can't see a future without one wow that's crazy yeah i um i i don't know i like you're teetering i'm teetering i've had a good experience in a

relationship where i'm like you know what maybe like a baby here wouldn't be the worst thing ever um not not saying that i am in any position to have a fucking baby yeah fucking right um but i'm also like do they do i really want to give like a baby this brain chemistry like yeah that sounds evil and i know i like would be like an overbearing parent who my kid would like resent me for how much like i was like paranoid about like um keeping them safe when really what i was doing was like isolating them like out of my own fear of like fucking up as a parent and i would like really fuck them up um but that's besides the point i'd let my kid raise themselves if they want to be eight years old and try heroin go ahead

i don't care um but i changed diapers a lot as a kid from having like really little siblings. So like changing a diaper has never seemed like a big deal to me. Like, yeah, I was literally 15, like making a vine and then putting my phone down and going and like changing. No, you're about to say something about eating poop. You don't eat poop. Like you don't. Like I know you and you don't. You don't eat poop like you don't like i know you and you don't you don't know me

kai is very shocked by that does drew not seem like is this annoying or like can you hear this no i like you i asked you a yes or no question which you could have used your head to like not to this is a good segue into the next topic um that i wanted to talk about and that's um weird human shit that everyone does that no one really talks about it and that's very cute um and i feel like babies are that like like why are we fucking born like dumb as shit i don't know i think that's cute i will know babies freak me the fuck out because like it's literally just like a big person like tiny and when i see baby clothes it is the funniest shit ever like we saw baby socks the other day and i was literally cracking

up because why the fuck are like the baby pilot hat that we saw that's what gave me baby fever i was like oh my god i want to put this on my baby now um you could find a baby to put that on you have siblings with babies just go like you know what it is it's fun when other people have babies that you can like you could be like oh my god this thing is so cute and then like it starts crying and you can like walk away from it because it's literally get out of my fucking face but bayla it has the cutest cry i've ever fucking heard in my life like i looked at that like she was crying her little heart out and it was really cute um and i laughed i was laughing at her because it was so cute i was like and that's another thing that's like giving me baby fever is like hanging around my nieces and nephews so much i'm like wait babies

are kind of cute like and watching them get older is really cute as well the house is about to fall over yeah i know every time the wind blows they like creeps um no babies are really fucking it i will say i like had the like experience of my siblings are like half my age so when i was like oh you were like 15 like my youngest sibling was literally like four years old that's not half my age that's way younger like i'm 22 and leo just turned 11. so yeah no leo's half my age so when i was like 15 how old was he no but he was tiny when i was like four no i think of being 13. anyway i'm it up my sibling like one of my youngest siblings when i first like started handling them and was cognitive enough to handle them i remember them just being four and like not knowing how to speak yet like

that's how young i like remember seeing my siblings yeah and like being cognitive with them so i was like this is so weird like you literally can't speak and being around kids when they learn to speak that is the peak it's so fun experience of being around a human and that is one of the like most interesting things to me about having a kid is yeah they just like learn that they can like lie and like say bad things that's one of the things i have on this list of like human shit that everyone does is lying like why do we lie it's like because because as a society we're built to like um be reinforced by shame and then we lie to avoid shame but that shame of like festers into guilt and then anger and then we continue that's another thing i have written down is um we all just get mad at each

other every once i get so fucking mad i like it's funny though really irritable moods where like i think i was mad the other day and you were cracking up at it you were mad i had i literally had to shit like i had to shit so fucking bad and i was so pissed in the car and just i thought it was funny to like talk to me and i was literally like this is such gross like tmi but it's not that gross anyways i started my period it was really heavy and we just had breakfast and it did not sit right in my stomach so i like my fucking hole was both of my holes were about to gush over and i was literally in the most like uncomfortable human say ever and josey thought it was funny to like joke about it and i was so mad and i was

laughing my ass off at india and i was and she was like guys i'm being serious right now like i need the bathroom first when we get home and i was like no like i called it like and i was like you think that's fucking funny but it's not like it's literally not a funny thing to say to me yeah but like people just getting mad at each other like that's just like weird human shit that we all do like i think that's like kind of endearing it's just like really human being really angry is so embarrassing like after i'm really angry i'm like no not with y'all anymore but like yesterday i was embarrassed of how angry i got how quick it like it all festers up and then like two everything is too much and i'm like everyone leave me alone and like you need to disappear right now like that i literally take that cue

and i literally just disappear i like walk out of the room you're really good at like reading that cue but most people aren't but that's why you're my that's why that's why we're besties yeah when i get angry um the masculine urge to just like leave and not talk about it ever and just like put it really deep down and just like never ever speak about it ever and that's like me i had the masculine no i can't say that um i'm so curious i think you already said it i said it earlier um but yeah i get really irritable like i think yesterday what it was is like i like i'll just say it hours i had the masculine urge to cuddle kai last night but it wasn't that is that is a masculine urge but it's there's also a different word for that

urge straight yeah i'm straight i don't um i think another cute the masculine urge to accept your sexuality that's what that is straight passing oh straight um we all just get sick and like pass it around to each other that's cute it's gross but last year that wasn't cute that is a little tone deaf but i'm allowed to talk about it yeah your life has been a it's been a movie yeah looky it has been a movie yeah lucky it has been a movie like i'm on i'm on plane jet setting going no but you're not setting to any you're like on being a pallbearer you're on planes to go carry a casket that's not like coming home getting in the car to joshua tree like my work is a movie my life is also a movie because i don't really do much i hang out with my friends

um i and then when when night comes i get so overbearingly sad that i have to stay on my phone if you ever get sad just come into my room and we'll like hold each other and be sad together no that would make me not happy it's not weird for me to want someone to literally just lay on top of me right no like i literally just like not like zero sexual energy at all i just want to be like compressed no i don't think that's sexual at all i feel like we like do a good job of giving each other physical affection it's literally like not sexually charged at all it's so platonic yeah i think from the outside it could be seen as like girl what the fuck are y'all doing but literally it's on some like it's just

it's cute human shit yeah it's it's just like every i feel like everyone needs physical affection if we normalize giving physical affection to your friends in like a non-sexual context a lot of people would be happier because i think humans do need that kind of physical like not everyone some people don't like that but i think a lot of people do like crave that and then they go out and seek it in romantic settings when they're not ready or wanting romantic um settings and then like it just spirals into a bunch of other stuff but like that's if we all just held each other more like if we just literally held each other life would be way better if more people listen to this podcast and listen to how we are solving the world's problems every single episode we are saying things that if people just listen to this podcast and listen to how we are solving the world's problems every single episode we are saying things that if people just listen to us send the men to war and hold each other

send the yes send men to war and let women have fun and hold each other and play with babies and go get coffee you know this is something that i've been like the idea has been in my brain i've been tinkering with it a lot i think women should be in power you know you are i think women should be presidents world right now i think they should all be presidents no i think genuinely though like me and my mom had this conversation actually yes but also i think what should happen is what if they get their periods actually never mind men should leave us the fuck alone and not expect anything from us because i think men expect too much of women and they need to disappear and leave women alone and then we can be governmenting each other segregate the sexes yeah that's what i think i think the sexes should be

separate and i think men should leave us alone and men should only that would be really bad for me as a straight man yeah it would be awful it would be awful for me too yeah because i love men mosquitoes i literally do love men though but like when i get to know them and like i have like a good relationship with them and otherwise, dude, it is actually like it is belligerent how angry random men make me. I find them so fucking disgusting and I don't think they need to be existing unless I have a personal connection with them. Like if I don't have a personal connection or interest in you as a man, you shouldn't exist. Like the other day I was standing outside of the car with like of my girlfriends, and a man just looked at us and smiled. And the way it, like, the anger rose from my feet and shot through my head.

I felt like a cartoon. Like, there was heat coming through my head. And I just was like, ew, don't fucking look at us. Like, I'm, like, getting angry thinking about it. It is so fucking gross. Like, why the fuck are you looking at me and smiling? I feel the same way about women. Because I'm not in your fucking presence.

You're intruding my life right now. I feel the same way about women presence because i'm not in your fucking presence you're intruding my life right now i feel the same way about women bitch you wish a woman would look at you look at you and look at me ray rinny's got it benny's got it the horse over there he's got it the odd box got it but you you don't get it and you won't ever got it. Got it. Got it. Get it. Shut the hell up, Kyle. I'm going to finish this list and then let's do it. Was that too like toxic of like, or like too, like I literally just made myself angry thinking

about that. I think it's awesome. We just show all emotions. Next episode, I'll be crying. I'm like, I would never cry for the internet. I cry so much on the internet everyone knows i i'm a baby everyone's been bit by a mosquito and no one's really thought about it but like they suck our blood they take our life force from us they would suck

something else oh fuck no it fell in the hole no you're so annoying because i believed you because i couldn't see it oh uh fucking nasty that's something that's really cute to me is mosquito sucking our blood i think that's awful because i grew up in florida and i know how dude in in miami you cannot be near a bush wanting to kill cute things oh like a passionate way yeah like like when i see like a cute animal i mean everyone this is not a hot take and this is not something i came up with but like literally wanting to squeeze it till it like bursts and its guts spill out i literally see y'all sometimes i don't want to punch the fuck out of your chest because i'm so cute no because i like have like can you compliment me more i compliment you all the time bitch yeah me too i think maybe i don't

you do yeah i feel like i'm very complimentive of my friends i'm always like you look really good like i like that i like this i want to have sex with you like why don't you like a compliment that is that is a compliment like if i tell you i want to like fuck you like why aren't you like have sex with me that is that is a compliment like if i tell you i want to like fuck you like why aren't you just like taking that in stride like be happy it does put a little pep in my step um but shut the fuck up there's oh yeah being like you can't literally like hang out around like bushes in miami because you literally get attacked by mosquitoes because they're like holding moisture there was a fucking fly on me they're like holding moisture oh my god the fucking fly is like on me you stink bitch you actually stink

like shit it's like actually oh no we haven't been recording okay give us our fucking no no i have two more sorry i could keep going do you not want me to go go go go ahead um like when an airplane lands i was just like observing the people around me and it's really cute when the like you're you reunite with your family and friends like they get out of the car and they i thought you were about to say it's cute when people clap on airplanes because i find that absolutely fucking not that's the equivalent of like if i put my car you thought i was gonna say that was cute that's actually like the most offensive thing you've ever said to me both of you i'm not kidding that you think i would think that was cute people clapping on airplanes

actually is repulsive um okay the last one is just like humans driving around like cars dude that is so funny when they're going hella fast and you're you're just sitting i literally have that written down we also just sit going 60 miles per hour and like we were never ever ever in a million years meant to go that fast but humans we adapt and overcome okay um okay that's it that's it and then i also have gang stalking i'm being gang stalked you're not you hear my stomach okay go kai these are patreon questions questions from the patreon jojo asks who has bigger balls true or anya me next question okay um ivan asks who are some of your anya does have bigger balls

thanks jojo for the question um who are some of your fashion inspirations? Me, myself, and I. I'm my own fashion inspiration. Can't you tell? Instagram explorer page. Mine are like a lot of my friends. I was going to say Josh. Yeah. I jacked his style.

Alisa, like Orion, Nat. Like a lot of my friends. My friend Grace Doherty. dude she i love her style like a lot of my friends inspire my style um on a day-to-day basis and then like on a deeper level um not necessarily specific people but specific brands or like shoots from certain brands i would like look at and like certain photographers who shoot those brands like it's usually like I'll find like a campaign or like a collection and that will like inspire me like for a long time I was like super into like undercover like 2002 2001 and that was

like so inspiring to me and I was like really like stuck in that collection and like finding things from that collection to buy for myself and then um i was gonna say something oh like chloe 70 someone who was like so effort effort effortlessly like in tune with what she liked to wear and it wasn't even like she always had to be wearing something super extravagant she just looked really confident you could say that drew phillips is the next chloe 7a yeah no for sure yeah um you could say that one one yeah if you wanted to just say something because you were like they were silent and you wanted to say words you could yes you could say that what are your thoughts on subversive basics we everyone has their thing that's i fuck with it i think i think it's just not for me and i think um yeah you know what like

subversive basics i think and i'm not saying for anyone to do whatever they want this is kind of why i don't get into like fashion discourse because i don't want anyone to be like like fuck you but i think everything is good in um what's it called that saying moderation moderation like it kind of reminds me of like the the crop topification of the world where everyone was just like cutting everything and i'm like i would say before your reformation vintage cutting all the nice jeans and yeah literally y'all need to fucking chill reformation vintage you are gonna get what's coming to you stop cutting your fucking jeans stop cutting jeans into shorts because i will find you um i will find you

everyone knows where they are um but yeah i think everything is like good in moderation and i would say if you're gonna diy it everything doesn't need to be sliced and sliced and diced um but yeah i think some people do it really well um but it's just not necessarily for me like i can't see myself really getting into it i love a good like i love that basics are being like i love basics because i went through the phase of like really getting extravagant pieces of clothing and then when it came to like just my everyday wear i had a hard time not just wearing jeans and a random t-shirt and i think i've gotten like as time goes on i get better i like elevated elevating my day-to-day style and with like little things like getting a pair of loafers that you can wear with your jeans just to like feel like it's a little fancier rather than like always doing like these like on-the-go looks that i don't feel my best yeah that's how i feel i love like i've just

been diving into like basics and just like like basically restarting my wardrobe and i've just been diving into like basics and just like, like basically restarting my wardrobe. And I've just like collected pieces over the last like couple months that just like go together with anything that I have, which I think is like the most crucial thing I've done for my closet is just like making sure like almost every piece that I have, I could like wear together and layer together. Yeah, that's something you also have to keep in mind. Don't like, don't get too honed in on buying like trendy pieces or pieces that like you're like, I really like that piece. You have to keep in mind like, okay, I tried this on in the store. It looks really good with what I'm wearing now, but can I take it home and throw it into a bunch of different outfits? Someone said that to me when I was like contemplating buying like a really nice piece of clothing. They were like, can you like imagine three outfits with this piece right now?

Does it fit your closet? And something that like really shook my world, like fashion advice was like, are you wearing the clothes or the clothes wearing you? And I see a lot of people where the clothes are wearing them um and i won't name names but a lot of people a lot of you know also is like a fashion like um like i love everything they wear it's ricky and i swear to fucking god i was about to say ricky and denzel i should have said it in unison with you ricky and they i wish we also fucking noid no id is awesome i think that is that is like an influencer is fucking body they are going to like kill it yeah body um but yeah ricky and denzel like their personal style they have it in tune they know like and it's really interesting when

you see someone who is very like obviously into like a specific brand but it's like not like the brand is wearing them yeah they are wearing the brand like i see denzel and denzel and rick owens i'm like that is like i'm like you are one of the only people few people who i can see wearing those like boots from them and i'm like oh every time every time because i see some people wearing those boots and i'm like i do not like the way they do but denzel eats those boots up like yeah they're just two people who like in the past two years this is like the eighth time we've fucking talked about them like in their fashion sense they're just so good at it and on top of it they're funny and they like socialize and i like love it like they like they've honed themselves in on their look their style their

personalities i'm like that's beautiful i love that yeah it's also just awesome when you like know someone for a long time watching them grow and watch them grow and like fall into place and like it's a good place and you're like oh i love that yeah but yeah those are also those are like just off top of my head some of the people who i like look at inspire fashion i'm like you know what you're doing and i like that and it's not even like i think sometimes you're inspiration kid and like inspo doesn't have to be someone who you look at and you're like i want what you're wearing it could just be inspiring because it's like oh i want to build how to put your pieces together like i want to like look at myself and be like how can i how can i tune into that but yeah that was like a really long answer

i'm sorry it's all good they want to hear it um i think that's it for the questions no let's do a couple more do you have any more kai kaibi one more uh from carly quintana which is breakup advice question mark carly asked for some breakup advice carly asked for some breakup advice go ahead Drew I all I'll say I'll speak my piece is that's part of the human experience I think it feels very isolating and you feel very alone and that you're the only person going through it. But everyone goes through breakups. Kinda. And yeah, you just like,

I take fine solace in that, that everyone has been through it and they've all survived. And it's the most painful thing in the world. Lean into it. Yeah. I would say lean into it. I love. We were talking about that recently. Yeah.

Within the last episode when i was talking about like falling to my knees from heartbreak a good a good heartbreak feels good it keeps you alive it keeps you human what here's what i will say is those in-betweens after breaking up with someone that is one of the most self-reflective times ever because you've been in a position where you are amalgamating your life both physically and emotionally and morally and like on every single level you have amalgamated with this person and when you back up and look at the things and maybe the way you acted and the things you experienced with that person and the intimacy you had you can like really self-reflect because when you're with someone you are experiencing sometimes not yourself sometimes you you'll find yourself in a relationship where you were

it is very um symbiotic and you're experiencing a heightened version of yourself and a better version of yourself within that relationship you can be that person outside of that relationship and you can out of those relationships you can build something very good by yourself but also i think in if you're stepping back from a relationship where you look back and you felt like you weren't yourself in that relationship that time after is the most that's why a lot of people like claim that there's like a glow up after a breakup and i do believe in that like especially internally because you walk away and you're like what were the things that i disliked about that and how can I move on from this and know that like my next partner, the things I like from them, the things I don't like from them, maybe there are things I did that don't sit right with me. And I didn't like the way I reacted to these things. Like, it's just such a self reflective time. And I think you should lean into it. You should not run away from that heartbreaking feeling because it does allow a lot of growth that you can't get from any other experience in life. I don't think you can get it from friendships.

I don't think you could get it from a lot of things because there is such a level of intimacy within a relationship that it literally like splits you in half. Because you start becoming that person yeah you start like just becoming one person and backing up and finding yourself again can be a very good and healing experience yeah like experiencing life as like one person is crazy trippy very well said yeah and i think don't hold yourself to any kind of time of how long it takes you to get over it some things are very quick like if you're somebody who got out of a bad relationship and you feel like you maybe moved on really quick or something move the fuck on yeah that's fully normal you don't hold if it's if it is a healthy moving on um and you feel equipped

to do it don't hold yourself don't like hoard yourself off and build a wall against love again because you will find it again and you should embrace that feeling because that's one of the main joys of life is love on whether it be straight tonic or yeah straight as long as it's i'm talking about straight people like um no but for real like whether it's platonic or romantic um you gotta lean into it yeah i don't know when me and anya broke up that was it was fucking awesome it was so good for me i found some of my most peaceful moments have been like post a breakup when i'm just like to myself and i'm like wow like i serve i fucking serve i i think i am the best partners in the world i literally like i used to think i was one of the worst 500 times i think i am one of the

best partners ever so like i'm just like wow are. But yeah, that's my advice. Don't hold yourself to any time of healing. And time does make it easier. And you can live without that person. Time heals all wounds. Just because it was good doesn't mean you need it to live. You will find love again. You may even find something better.

Bitch, go out to the club. No, don't. Shake your ass. Yeah, go shake. Oh, yeah. Go shake your ass and have fucking fun girl yeah have live your life love yourself um yeah be who you are all right that's it for this episode let's get into media thank you to all the patreons the

patrons for the questions um if you have a burning question you want to ask us go over to patreon subscribe um it's a great environment over there yeah i literally love it i post on there like i did on twitter and it's fun it's so sick all right so actually going off of that question i'm gonna say a really good song that is such a good like breakup song i love this song this it's just so good um only over you by fleetwood mac actually that's not really a good breakup song that's a good like longing song so not necessarily breakup because it's not about a breakup it's literally about like longing for someone and maybe not getting to have that person um i'm gonna look into a good breakup song right now so hold on

this one's for you that's a good breakup song i could beat bots for y'all while we wait oh a good breakup song if you were in like not a good like relationship is not about love by fiona apple that's a really good song that's like a very like yeah you're right i don't need them and then here's just the regular media of the week is that song only over you by fleetwood mac life of the party by kanye off your face by my Bloody Valentine, and No One Will, Cody Chestnut. That's a good little mix. That last one.

My songs of the week. I'm having trouble this week because I've been just like listening to the same playlist over and over and over again that's how i felt with the dijon album i've like been listening to that so much like i haven't been discovering new music i've kind of been just listening to like the playlist that i've like curated um but hardcore vibes is a song that's been by dune has been on repeat i just just like happy hardcore just makes me feel so good it's like the happiest music ever made um he's a mighty good leader by beck um the most boring song you'll ever hear but for some reason like i relate that song so heavily to my dad i think it's because my dad is like low-key a

beck stan um but i played it played that song specifically for him and he was like this is beck this is weird this doesn't sound like beck and it's like literally it's beck but um that's a great song and then let's say i don't love me anymore by one o tricks point tricks point. Never. That's a good man. I'm a fucking Stan of OPN, like actually a Stan and it's not okay. I realized it's like almost, it's like cringy.

It's like literally low key cringy. How much I like him. So I, I'm a big fan of, I've realized the Sundays. I love the Sundays. There's never a time where I don't put on the Sundays. I'm like, this is exactly what I need to hear on.

I think it's called on earth by sundays that song like you fucking kidding me skin and bones the uh the blind and reading writing and arithmetics is that what's called by the sundays both of those albums fucking masterpieces i'm giving too much media i'm giving you too much y'all are eating today um and then the movie that i want to say to go watch i said it probably in the first second or third episode but the parent trap um what the fuck genuinely what the fuck that is like a masterpiece of a movie and it's like i used to think like oh it's a masterpiece because like i held it so close to my heart because it's like a childhood movie but like that's so good watch it critically watch it from like the most critical eye like that you can possibly have and lindsey lohan fucking bodies

that like literally eats that fucking roll up and not to mention she's literally playing four fucking characters not just two josh enlightened me last night it just it's it's absurd it genuinely is absurd and also the story like all those pranks like i was telling kai and josiah last night like i like have such like a connection to this movie like because of like how like it's like since like sensory things in the movie like the honey being poured on the girl like the like the light switch is flicking like there's so many little parts of that movie that like are just seared into my brain forever and like only the best movies that i've ever watched in my entire life have been able to do that and like it is getting higher and higher on my best of all time list like

legitimately like i fucking love that movie i can even think of what i would consider one of like my favorite movies i've ever seen climax is one of mine but i just love fucked up cinema i just that's what it is i love being in the movie theater and like shaking and anxious and leaving completely like altered for the rest of my life probably one of my favorite movies is castle of cagliostro that's probably one of my favorites seeing that in the theater changed me yeah as a person changed me i remember when i was trying so hard to get you to watch it because i was like this movie is so good this shit's boring bro it's so good it's so good that's probably what that's i was because i

was trying to think of like what's a movie that i like could not stop watching and that's a movie i've seen like so many times we should do do like a media only episode for like patreon or something where we just talk about like i would love to fucking rant about media yeah all right well that is this episode of the podcast thank you for listening have a good day i want to get out of here and put on chapstick because i'm so dry and scared of dying here peace love unity and respect can we do a what is that peace love unity respect is that like you would switch over the bracelet candy okay i was a raver in my time all right bye All right. Bye.