Emergency Intercom - we were blessed

Episode Date: December 13, 2024

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like a fun thing and we were like yes it's gonna be such a vibe we'll get a hotel with a nice view and we'll film the nice view and we've been here for two days we weren't able to record the first two days and we were like oh we'll just get it at night but we weren't able to record at night so we're like fuck it we'll get it like an hour before we get on our flight and we'll just record it. Right. This has not been this smoggy the entire time we've been here until we pulled the goddamn camera. Like we are doing it at the perfect time where the sun just starts to directly shine. And we were like, let's just do it on the balcony.

Bitch, that balcony is a sauna. It's so cooked. It genuinely should be illegal for it to like. The framing is so funny so funny looks like shit we're gonna move so you guys could see us but i just wanted to say um i had a fucking back attack oh yeah y'all and you like literally had a full-blown conniption fit meltdown haven't seen her like that in a very very long time but tell them i got you through it i saved you drew came and though tell her saying that you can't get to certain floors without a key so drew had to go up four flights of stairs it was passing out on my bed while i was having a panic it was only four

flights of stairs and i was like oh this is gonna be easy like i used like the stair machine before bitch stair machine by the time i got to inya's bed and she and you i mean i'm not kidding like she was literally and i was like breathe and you breathe but meanwhile in my head i was like oh my fucking god i literally could see my pulse in my eyes like i could see my veins and it was like pulsing red black and white and i was like if i have a fucking stroke in bed next to inya while she's having a panic attack and i take this moment from her because we need our moment yeah you know we need our moment and like i didn't want to take her shine away yeah i haven't had a panic attack in so

long so like i needed that i need that really you didn't need to cry i've been going through that too i know before you got there it was like visceral it was like guttural like you would have thought i just found out my mom died again like itceral it was like guttural like you would have thought i just found out my mom died again like it was it was a bit much like i was pushing it also okay we we're gonna move to the fucking bed yeah hold on mind you we have the we have the podcast set up right now on cans this is kind of cute guys we're all just No, this is a cute vibe. It's a cute vibe. Am I in your head? Am I in your ear?

I'm in your ears. Okay, see, I'm putting this off screen, guys. Seriously. Cut it. Cut it. Does the lighting look fine, though? Yeah. I mean, the juxtaposition,

the duality between the last shot and this shot, this looks like it's cinema grade. Cinema rink. Wait, are we on the wrong side in my rink are you on my side who bitch who gives a fuck literally actually who cares um well i am on your side though yeah i i feel like maybe i don't know. I do have something to say though. That's going to really ruffle a lot of feathers. And actually I'm going to read it because I think I wrote it down the perfect way. And while I was writing it, I was like, if somebody saw this in my notes app, they would think I'm insane.

I'm going to say something so controversial right now. So like I am bracing for impact, but I really don't get the Paul Mezcal obsession. Likecal obsession like yeah i guess he's a cute guy but he also just looks like a random white guy who would accidentally skip me at a cafe and then think about it the whole time in line and then right before he's about to go up and he would turn around and be like oh my god did i skip you i'm so sorry you can go ahead and i would just let him get his coffee because who the fuck cares get out of my face you already skipped me i'm just now fucking realizing that paul mescal and uh mike pascal who's mike pesca the other one the pascal pedro pascal pedro pascal i just realized they're not fucking siblings and they

i just realized they weren't sibling gal it's like completely different name isn't that lizard in spanish girl i don't think so i don't know you're asking the wrong person if i'm being honest like i know spanish in the way that like i needed to survive hold on let me see no pascal is a unit of pressure okay or easter easter yeah oh it means passover spanish like i don't know whatever i but there's something there like lizard and pascal like i think it's like a the name of an animated lizard character's name is oh i think so maybe from like rio or some shit no it's from that movie with the the girl with the long blonde hair rapunzel oh her man or no her her chameleon i think is named pascal oh it is it is

see we got there we fucking got there no but i literally fully agree i do not get the obsession he's just a normal guy like he's a good actor like but i just i don't know i'm actually i'm weirdly scared because like you bitches don't play about the people you find sexy which i i understand because i feel like people have to fight for my right to be sexy too so we all have to fight. We all have a hunger. We're all a part of this fight together. I feel that way too.

I feel that way too. I feel that way too. Dude, I really can't believe my brain this morning. Yeah, it was a sight. And never do that shit around me ever fucking again, because it was gross. You grossed me out. Yeah, I'm sorry.

When you were boohoo crying having a panic attack, it was gross. i could feel it off of you because you like can't really you couldn't hide your face you kept looking at me and you were like oh yeah like literally don't do that shit around me you're supposed to be pretty imagine what i started crying me like loki i can't that's you i i have been pushed there before that's literally you i really do have a problem only about men if a man cries in front of inya she's literally immediately like i'm an exception josiah is an exception like we know this we know that y'all have your limits like that's how fucking crazy i am like there have you no damn there have been times where drew's going through and i'm like girl it is not that i'm like and then i have a moment of clarity after i'm like i'm such a bitch like also y'all um the rat tail is still here but it's a ball looks crazy

it's a ball i've been wearing it like this for the past four days because inya fucking disappeared and wasn't there to goddamn braid my hair and i don't know how to braid it i know how to braid hair but i can't braid my own hair from the back hit it from the back hey um but i didn't i didn't have any talk it's so great like the way both of us talked dude i didn't have any to braid it so i'm just gonna go up to the camera and show y'all and like it looks we see We see and we don't judge we see and we don't okay and we listen. Yeah Literally, okay It looks crazy

Okay You look so good. Oh my god yeah okay you look so good oh my god y'all I walked through the airport like that and I was like if I'm ever gonna get randomly screened for anything in my life

like randomly screened it's gonna be for this tuft of hair and I literally look like I'm carrying nuclear bombs through the fucking airport wasn't by the way but i didn't get tested yeah not this time but i didn't get tested but when me and josh were flying to syracuse i got randomly screened i'm not kidding they swabbed my entire body like they put that fucking like it was like a plastic swab and they put it up my ass basically like okay yeah i don't put that fucking like it was like a plastic swab and they put it up my ass basically like okay yeah i don't get that one is it the one with the weird paper attached to it there was no paper on it it was just like a wand that they like rubbed all over

my body and i was like bitch why would there be coke between my toes you are not slick actually wait that's kind of a like a genius spot Hiding drugs between your toes and your socks and your shoes. I guess, but like how much could you really hide there? Like what are you going to wear inside the leather shoe? You got four slots on either side. Eight slots. But yeah, what could you fit in there? Like I can't like fit like weed or like-

Eight pills. Pills? Eight pills. You could fit eight baggies of cocaine. That just doesn't seem worth it. Like to be smuggling that little. But I guess people smuggle drugs all the time for personal use i always think of smuggling drugs it's like for resale that poor woman i like watched this documentary and then i had to show inya but like there was this girl that kept getting like scammed like she She kept falling in love online and she was a widow

and it was really, really sad vibes. I'm not laughing at her. I'm just laughing at, dude, I can't believe we've gotten here. We've gotten to the point that people could just get online and get scammed over and over and over again and not learn. It's really sad. She's very boomer mentality. I don't think she knew that there were scams out there there she just thought she was falling in love over and over again but like so the first part

of this is she fell in some love with someone online and everybody in her life was like do not send him money like y'all can play y'all can have fun but do not send him fucking money and what do you think she did she sent him 250 fucking thousand dollars 250 thousand dollars like okay we need to rewind because i hear too many stories about old ass people getting that much how do you have that much money that's wealth hoarding babe their houses cost like a thousand dollars because they bought them in like fucking 1683 yeah like that's the wealth that is being if you live in a house that's being passed down generationally i seriously don't want to fucking look at you yeah um but the what was i gonna say oh she sent

250 000 to this man and then shortly after i don't remember how but she found out it was a scam well then everybody in her life was like oh i'm so sorry like that sucks so much balls that sucks so many balls that sucks a huge load of balls yeah so then she falls in love again she falls in love again and everybody in her life is like literally charlie wrote that about this but she fell in love again with this man and it was very obviously a scam but like everyone in her life was like please just don't send him money bruh see that's also the always the fucked up shit is like it's always the sexiest person you've ever seen like and the person falling in love is super just average and mid and it's like come on like i mean literally if you think about it like everyone is mid like that's like the medium median whatever i guess

that is true like i feel like most people because and this is not to sound insecure or like wanting compliments but i genuinely think i am like i think i'm good looking but i don't think i'm as hot as people think i am yeah no you're definitely not you're definitely not good looking that's for damn sure like thank you for coming to that conclusion i mean it took a while i wish you told me yeah oh i've tried i've tried you've ignored it but do you know what i mean like i feel like i'm good looking but people like girl my face is not that serious i'm not eating that hard like i think it's just because i'm funny but i think it's like your personality adds to it so i think that there are a lot of people who like if you really look if you really look at anyone too long they look freaky

as fuck like they just look like they look like aliens yeah humans just shouldn't be a lot like i just look at them i'm like oh my god you're disgusting nasty human especially when i think about our insides it really freaks me out like and how they're full of gas and they stink and they're full of poop and they're warm and bloody dude the warmth and stench of a human body like the like okay also like let me i've never smelled that that's just my imagination i keep seeing these funny sx talks where it's like somebody with ocd talking about how like they'll watch something crazy and someone's like oh my god could you imagine that i can't even imagine that and then the person with ocd is like i can't i imagine it in like three seconds i

imagine every single part of it like literally like i don't have ocd, but I have like, I have extreme paranoia is what I would describe it as. And last night, like when I came home from our hotel, it was like probably 11 p.m. And there was like a very strong police presence out front. And I was like, oh, well, like I wonder what went down. And then I realized like, oh, they're here like guarding the hotel. And I was like, oh, that like absolutely horrifies me because like literally why on earth would that be a thing? So I get to my room and I'm just like laying in bed

and I'm starting to like spiral and freak out. And I'm like, wait, like what if like someone like took over the hotel and like room by room went into each room and like executed the people inside. And then i formulated a plan to get away um and i would go on the balcony and climb over to the other room where they just executed the people um and lay on their bodies and their blood like you seriously thinking that i can't even get on you though because i think that all the time

like yeah i was about to say i can't go out anywhere in the world without genuinely being convinced i'm being followed like no literally me this morning literally i literally thought i was being like at every waking moment it is so weirdly narcissistic to like to be this paranoid because no one gives a fuck about us but i am genuinely convinced like yesterday in the uber my uber just so happened to be following behind this other car that had their hazards on and i was convinced that i had somehow ended up in like a taken scenario i did the same thing i did the same fucking thing i was like i was scared to fall asleep in the car on the way to you because i was like wait if i fall asleep like they could literally just like drive me off a cliff like they could they could just like take me home oh yeah i will never sleep in an uber do you know how many times

i've been on the way to the airport like fucking passing out or back home from the airport just like in the car in general also my dad just made me paranoid because every time we were driving home he would be like make sure you look behind you to make sure the person behind you hasn't been following you for a long time and if you feel like they've been behind you for a long time you need to go a different way so now i i can't drive my car without thinking of being followed i can't walk around like i think i am being followed everywhere like even though i feel like i accidentally follow people all the time like in stores i mean i literally follow people like if i see like women like walking alone at night like what i'll do is i'll get behind them and i'll just like run at them full fucking speed like as fast as i can like and like act like i'm gonna get them

oh no it's like it's like training like i'm like literally like teaching them like like what am i gonna do yeah exactly like murder or boot camp yeah so i like chase them away and then i find their homes and i like camp out front and i tap on their windows humans are so funny we literally made haunted houses because we were like oh my god imagine how funny it would feel to get chased by a murderer we made scary houses like we like the adrenaline we get from being scared is like kind of fun for us we're like wait we should do that again yeah i mean we're also we're so paranoid because we watch so many murder documentaries yeah no it's so i genuinely like bitch when i order postmates i literally like i am fearful for my life you run

up those damn stairs i literally run away from every postmate i didn't finish that story so this lady being scammed yeah so this woman she falls in love a second time everyone is like girl like are you actually fucking stupid like literally what are you doing like this is obviously a scam and then she got selfies from this man and it was very obviously a scam but she believed it and then this is where it gets fishy the scammer was like hey like i booked you flights to my country like why don't you pull up and like we can hang out and like we'll we'll go sightseeing and you'll be here for two weeks and it's all inclusive i'll pay for anything i'll buy you clothes if you don't have clothes i'll buy you literally everything and

she was like oh wait this sounds lit and then everyone in her life was like oh wait that sounds lit like no scammer is gonna spend twenty thousand dollars flying someone out well then had she even facetimed no they hadn't facetimed they haven't had me that a seat no literally before i applied to where was it i have no idea i can't remember whoa we're on camera for this one y'all oh oh we are so beautiful too we want to take a break for today's sponsor quip good ass toothbrush and a lot of y'all need a better toothbrush i'm sorry you should be splurging on your toothbrush. It is so important. We are freaks about our oral hygiene. It is the number one thing I think about on a daily basis. Before I leave the house,

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what the hell well she shows what the hell she uh shows back up and she's like guys this is amazing like literally everything's being paid for i have a nice ass hotel like this is a fucking movie and then um her family's like oh have you met him yet and she's like no red flag i'm like well then who are you hanging out with like what are you doing and she's like oh like his assistants are driving me around no literally like i'd be like you're you're literally too far gone fuck out like get away from me um so his assistants have been driving her around buying her everything um well she's about to leave and then the guy messages her and was like hey sorry i wasn't able to meet you there but i'm flying to china do you want to come to china

with me and i'll meet you there and she was like oh hell yes and then everybody's like damn like this guy must be like loaded like he's flying all around the world like i think they claimed that he was like a doctor um like a doctor business class i don't know what she was being flown but anyways she gets to the airport with her luggage and then right before she goes through security check um at the airport they hand her a suitcase full of like designer clothes and she's like what the fuck like this is so lit he wants me to be pretty for her uh or pretty for him when i get there like oh my god this is like the greatest day of my life well then she like facetimes her daughter and is like look at all this designer

clothes i'm getting like they just gave it to me and the daughter was like please don't take that like please don't take that and then she was like no no i'm gonna take it and i'm gonna fly it home and we get to like go through it together and she was like thinking about her daughter which is so fucking sweet um well she gets on the plane she boards the plane she lands in china and then immediately she's like ripped away by the police bitch they put cocaine in every single button on every single garment she got like literally every button the thing is is it that deep like is it that necessary like does coke like does selling coke make you that much fucking money and i'm like and she it she's also in china so like they don't fucking play about that shit so she got locked

away in like the highest security prison there like literally with like real real criminals and she had no idea she was a fucking drug smuggler the whole time and it was all this big ruse the first flight out and all the hotel and all the shit that she got when she went to the first place was paid with her own fucking money that she sent the first scammer so it was like the same people scamming her twice and then the people driving her around were the fucking scammers and they just didn't she didn't know and i'm like bruh i would hate to be a boomer in like this era. Like, oh my God, like bitch. No, like if I was like 30 years older, like I would be ran through with scams.

Like it would be so over for me. I know, your like bank account would be like constantly calling like your bank. Hey, so you just sent $7,000. Well, God will always put me in uber that reeks of swamp ass and chuckie cheese ball pit when he already knows i'm on the chuckie cheese ball pit is crazy like do you know what i mean it's like dirty diaper and foot fungus so fucking nasty like some cars the view they're getting of me right now is crazy well you look dead it looked very very not okay but i i can't relate what my uber smells so good every time actually i've literally never been in a stinky uber i've

sat next to a stinky person on a plane but no i get the stinkiest fucking ubers and like yesterday i got in one and it literally i got in it and then i realized i got out the wrong stop so i went back to go like ask him if i could add a stop and i think the second i left he let out a huge fucking shit and it smelled like in the three seconds i was out of the car he shit himself like and i was just sitting back in the car and i was like bro and also god bless his soul he helped me get my bag out of the car but his whole ass cheeks were out like it didn't look like he was wearing underwear i could never get in a fight like physically because i would be so scared my ass was gonna like my ass crack would be showing the

whole time because like that shit is so humiliating to me when i see people fighting and their ass well fighting as an adult is just crazy no it's really cooked but the tea is is like i've accidentally been like showing ass crack like recently yeah like i don't know what it is i don't know i really don't know what it is no not right now not right now okay but like i would like i'll just catch myself like when we were in new york i was like my ass crack is that way you know what actually i do i had to stop wearing some of my other jeans because my ass crack is that way you know what actually i do i had to stop wearing some of my other jeans because my ass crack would be out and i don't like in even in these pants i was wearing a thong the other day i was sitting on the curve and i felt like

where is that thong that you were wearing the other day i already sold it i was wearing it i yeah i mean i sell it for a good price it's like decent it's like 25 bucks a pop babe i could get you like 150 should we start a business no i think it's it's more of a passion project you're not in it for the money i am in selling my underwear for the passion of it yeah it's like it's not i don't want it to become my full-time job i'll lose my stamina oh cool my phone's broken oh right right no it's literally like i can't look at my notes bitch i have to talk into it i have to talk to a fart talk to it kai was on talking talk to it did you see that do you know what talking talk to

is it's literally like these people that talk about the podcast that talk to a released and they talk about it very analytically and like you can barely tell they're joking but it's like all a joke and kai went on and acted like he got scammed by the uh talk to a coin that's wait there's talk to a coin yeah there was a hawk oh and you don't know about this and yeah i wish kai was here to explain it better but basically uh talk to uh was convinced and she put out her own like cryptocurrency meme coin and it shot up like i think it was like the highest it got was five million dollar valuation and i think her and her team owned like 78 or 98 of the coin fucking rug pulled everybody and now she's like she was under fire for like three days because she was like she

just like her i don't think it was her i don't think it was hayley welch i think the people that convinced her to make the coin um they probably told her that that's what people do yeah they were probably like that's what everyone does which is what a lot of people do but it's like not i feel like i don't think she was i don't think she was privy to it i don't think she was like and that's like me just like giving her the benefit of the doubt for the yeah the woman the hawks to a girl um but she did do this she did this like interview um on like uh twitter with a bunch of people like that one uh coffee godzilla or whatever the fuck he and her were talking and at the very end her and coffee zilla yeah because coffee zilla is like

making a video about it um but hawk to uh she has this one audio but let me clear my fucking name before coffee no she she literally i'm not kidding this made me love her so much like her reaction to like the spaces because she didn't speak at all until like basically the very end that's her voice and i was like bitch is that ai i was like no literally that they just that's how she talked and i was like oh my god like she should be a voice actor for like a little boy she reminds you like a day like hey guys like tonight it reminds me of like a character from like smiling friends who would like come out of the corner or something or like the boss it sounds like the boss from smiling friends but yeah she she fucking rug pulled but what were we talking about right before that it doesn't matter scammers

and you farting into your mic and giving yourself oh yeah i gave my mouth pink oh because we were talking about stinky fucking ubers i get in our i think i just have bad luck with ubers something so so so special near and dear to my heart happened and we haven't gotten to talk about it yet we both know what happened but i don't think any of them really know but we were in grinder wrapped 2024 y'all we were in grinder wrapped 2024 as the fifth most liked and voted upon podcast on grinder sorry the church app gag like literally actually like wait i think i texted you i was like wait why am i actually like so on no i was like genuinely on also i was thinking about this

yesterday because i've just been doing a bunch of random works i've been like in rooms meeting new people i was thinking about last night i only give a fuck about gay people like i literally like i will leave a space and be like i love this person i love this person it's the only gay people in the room like it literally like i love gay people i love gay people the camera stopped um but no there literally is just like there is a certain level of brain rot and there's a specific kind of brain rot that gay people have and it's like just like i'm speaking as an outsider um yeah me too me too me we're speaking as outside yes but there's like just if you land anywhere on the gay spectrum whether it's

like bisexual but leaning even more towards men or like vice versa if you're a girl like blah blah like if you got a little pinch of gay in you that means everything your iphone shows you is gay and that means that all of our brains are synced up and that's literally it's a hive mind yeah it's literally just like a hive mind it's it is like the like weird kid club in school like all the kids i knew in school who i really had connections to were fucking gay like literally every single people i'm sorry literally also like every single gay person i know is the most creative person i've ever met like that's like and it's because like we had to fight for this shit bitch or they had to fight for that shit. They had to fight for it. But I rewatched Paris is Burning. That is one of the greatest documentaries of all time. Yeah, it's so good.

It is so harrowing. It's so just rough, but it's so good. And it's like a really, if you haven't seen it, please watch it. It's such good documentation too. It's really incredible. People who have it in their head to just document things if you haven't seen it it's such good documentation too like it's really incredible like people who have it in their head to just document things that they can see like

they have such good hindsight on in the moment like they know that years to come that is going to be a historical moment and they just decide to document it that is so impressive to me and it's so awesome also um i'm back to finding like random men attractive like who the fuck is this like not random men when i say random men i i mean the ceo killer the ceo killer killer and timothy shop yeah no like maybe like men are fun like they're fun i literally i'm not well it's like twink men that you're still obsessed with that are very feminine but i literally am not kidding like in the very beginning i was like i wasn't anti timothy chalamet but i was like i don't see the hype like i really don't get it but i didn't really do a deep dive into his lore and see all the videos of him and

like see his interviews and shit and like when you sent that video of him like a few days ago i kind of like went down the rabbit hole a little bit and i was like wait he's like a nerdy little freakazoid like he's so chill he's a vibe but that's my twin like we go way back like new york city like we really ran shit for a while and like we would go around like timmy's our boy yeah literally like the craziest thing is is like these posts surfaced of him um running around new york city to meet like these really obscure nba players bitch little do y'all know but i was a part of it i was literally the one taking the picture yeah i orchestrated the whole fucking thing because i was like i know timmy's gonna be a star like he had star qualities from when he was very young and everyone around

him just knew that so we like really propped him up and like he kind of owes a lot of his career to me i'm like laughing at the idea for some god forsaken reason this would ever cross his path i'm so curious if he would be like that's funny or if he'd be like these people are fucking they're psychos they're psychos nah we fuck with you bro like let's chill let's chill us about the biggest star on the planet we're like yo we fuck with you like let's chill let's chill let's hang out get to know each other and then like pop you on the pot you fuck with us bro yeah we're hella chill oh my god wait i forgot to tell you speaking of new york city um i was like running around me and josh were filming something something very special um and also like i know y'all saw like a bunch of

clips and pictures of me in the big ass hat like i was walking around fucking new york city like in that big hat for four days and everyone was like damn he's like wearing this like unironically now like he actually fucks with it no we were filming shit and i didn't have any other way to fucking um i mean you can't just carry that hat yeah it's too big it's not a hat you take out for filming and then like you can't you you either have to take it home or you have to wear it yeah exactly but like the last day we were in new york we were just getting some shots and like we went to walgreens to pick up your meds actually and we were standing like right outside the walgreens like just like planning out like what we were

gonna do next and it was getting dark and cold and then this like random dude like around our age pulls up on us and is like um hey i'm on crack and i had the big hat on he was like i smoked crack and i was like oh shit man that's crazy i was like oh what um and he was like he he saw my reaction he was like well not crack like i smoked like crack rocks like it was like basically cocaine and like he started explaining himself and i was like oh word and he's like i feel like god like i i think i'm god right now and i had the big hat on and i was like bitch i'm gonna troll a little bit and i was like bitch me too i feel like god every single day like what are you talking about and he was like he like zeroed in on me and he was like what you feel like god are you god and i was like i was like no no i'm just kidding man i'm not

and he's like are you god i think you're god like i think you're god like you're god aren't you you're god you're god you're god and i was like oh my god what did i do and then like josh had his big ass fucking camera and i was just like we got a dip so josh starts like um zipping up his bag and we start walking away and he's like i'm gonna follow you god like i'm following and he started fucking following us and then we started speed walking because i was like and then i whispered to josh and i was like bitch like this little fucking twerp if he tries anything i will beat the shit out of him and it's the first time in my life in you where i was like instead of like i was in fight or flight and instead of flighting i was like bitch i'm gonna fucking brawl right now like

i will beat the shit out of this fucking well he's on fucking crack so he's gonna kill you no he was he was really tiny had like really slouch shoulders bad posture he looked like really put together and i was like what are you doing but then me and josh started theorizing we think he might have seen the camera and he was doing a fucking prank and i think we got pranked and i look like a fucking bitch in this prank because we like scurry away like little rodents but was he like recording well i think i'm what we're thinking he's had he had like a lav mic on like a mic on and someone was like recording like across the street or some shit and it was like a prank but if it wasn't it was the most ominous thing in my life but if it was a prank bitch i was gonna beat the shit out of you anyway so don't fucking try me like if that video comes out if that video comes

out just know i wasn't scared right i wasn't scared at all and my voice is quivering and i'm tearing up and i'm like just let's go let's go like let's go zip up the back that's so funny i don't i haven't had any weird moments like that recently but like in the hotel when i was alone um i was coming up to my room and i was convinced a man was following me he was not following me like no one no one has followed me no one's following me right no one gives a shit from having my panic attack and crying that hard i'm getting like a little sleepy like you know when you like sob and then you're just tired that is a freaking vibe bro well another vibe is heaven collab we did our heaven collab all right we wanted to take another break to thank our sponsor shopify i know you heard one earlier but we got two on this episode hey we love shopify shopify

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i am sorry that it was such a limited amount we genuinely didn't expect people to want it especially because it was a collab with like a higher end company and we didn't really have say on yeah we had no say on the prices and we were like on prices or on quantity yeah we didn't really have a say on anything so we were like oh but because they were priced higher we were not anticipating people to want it because we understand that like those are higher marked prices like it's not cheap pieces so we didn't really fight for more and now i wish we did but also like we'll do more things and i am so grateful that you guys even liked it that much that like the reaction i was like i know i'm like i'm so shocked also um if you want to know where my mental health is at i the other night had a

complete like freak out but in a positive way but in a really funny way that i was recording myself and at the end of it i caught myself i was like it sounds like i'm giving in a like like a speech for winning the like my best life award like i feel like i i feel like i've stepped into the realm of living that like i got all my goals completed and now i'm just like getting the cherries on top and like part of it and i've been thinking so much about like the world we navigate in and having like this audience and kind of like navigating this almost parasocial thing where sometimes i don't i don't like to be too open anymore because i think it makes us vulnerable and like i don't want anybody to feel like i'm using that vulnerability to grab onto them for pair social it's like my my brain goes like a thousand miles an hour when i think about like how i want to talk to our

audience but i have been thinking about it and i'm just like dude i am so grateful and like yeah that's it like i don't know i feel like we've like crossed into this territory like very suddenly which i don't know maybe i'm just like opening my eyes for the first time in like the past three years i've always known we've had like such an an active audience who really liked us and cared about what we do but i'm just like damn dude you guys like actually really fuck with us and i fuck with you guys and also i was thinking like it is funny me i almost feel like with every relationship i carry like too much of a parental status in it like i know i'm very cautious about the way i maneuver it so like the way i feel about our audience is like when parents know they're doing good for their kids but they don't point it out

because they want their kids to just think that's how life should be and like things are good or whatever but i'm like no i am so thankful and in way i feel like when when parents are like my child actually taught me things like no that's how i feel about our audience which is so funny but yeah i just wanted to say thank you because also i saw a really nice tiktok the other day talking about me which always shocks me and also even saying this i just like my ocd comes out and i'm genuinely terrified that now i'm saying thank you um my whole life is gonna crumble and everything's gonna fall away and like i'm gonna lose everything i love and enjoy but that would be okay i guess i don't know i'll be here because i'll have my base um but i am so thankful like i don't know you guys are insane and sometimes i

just have i think bad imposter syndrome and i'm like i don't know why you guys like us so much but i am so grateful for it like every now and then i'm like bro i am not that chill like i am not that cool but i really appreciate it and yeah i've just been feeling very grateful especially with like the opportunities like a heaven situation or just like all of the opportunities me and drew have been getting recently um life changing y'all were the only people who actually gave a fuck and like believed in us so with your belief i now believe uh yeah exactly what anya said look how vulnerable i can be like i can reiterate what i said okay look what in your said okay well there is not a bit of many words but his presence alone says so much exactly exactly exactly um

but last thing i'll say is wicked changed my life like i already said it last week i think i don't even remember the last time we did an episode. I think I talked about seeing Wicked. I have been listening to that soundtrack. Your cugs. Like, no one knows the Wicked. Like, I listen to it. That's my, like, getting ready album right now. Yeah.

Yeah, I listen to it for real. What the hell? I wake up and the first thing i mean i can't even like i can't even really hate because like that's no different from me listening to the social network soundtrack like on repeat social network and gone girl soundtrack well it's because that's a little more sexy it's like like fun, like cool, ambient music. And mine is literally like me spinning in the bathroom and like. Painting yourself green.

Like I literally, like I dance around to it. That's sweet actually. I love it. It's so good. I love that for you. And I really want to see it again. I know. I need to see it badly.

And my parents went and saw it and both of them cried. But I didn't know they had seen wicked i was supposed to see wicked with them but the one fucking play i backed out of with them was kind of fun because i will say like i know a lot of people are always like oh i can't believe no like they don't know what's gonna happen in act two they haven't seen the musical i kind of like that though because i like that and i already know what's gonna happen it's so easy to like know what happens yeah it's easy to like guess and put the pieces together but also i haven't put any brain thought towards the storyline because i want to be gagged because the way i

was gagged when i saw it speaking of wicked nessa nessa nessa y'all literally the girl that plays the goal uh follows me and inya which like i saw that i was gagged by it but then pictures from her instagram account showed up bitch we had taken pictures together in like 2014 like so sick i feel like i met a celebrity so special so special you met a celebrity before the celebrityism had dawned but marissa shout out you and she did um comment on the picture of us because it kind of went it like kind of went on tiktok and people were like talking about it and she went to the picture she posted from 2014 and she's like god damn it i'm gonna be on emergency intercom aren't you and i was like yo you will be like probably the worst press for like anybody in like a major blockbuster right now it's like fuck they're gonna talk about emergency intercom jesus christ god damn it you're the goat you're the goat for real the goat such a good movie like

literally just what a fucking movie and i'm gonna see it again um yeah a hundred times that's my also i think it's the highest grossing musical movie adaptation of all time like les miserables or whatever the fuck yeah that one but then mama mia i think still has it beat but by the end it'll beat it out which is so gag worthy but all right drew psyop corner hey um i know y'all are cold in those she in coats she emerging my enter till I calm that one a that one's classic oh is that a classic I think you've said that one before oh bitch I wrote it down and I was like whoa I could who cooked here um call me celibate the way i don't give a fuck that was from mia y'all's coochie y'all's coochies don't look fat in those leggings that's

a ball of hair that's from gwendolyn those bbl caskets are gonna look like guitar cases that's from Michaela. And I think she made that one up because she sent it in. Like she typed it out. Yeah. But that's literally. That's good. Also, one last thing is I've been journaling a lot recently, like really, really journaling

and keeping like a ledger of what I'm doing throughout the days and throughout my weeks and like what I got planned. First of all life-changing second of all i was thinking how like iconic it's gonna be to look back at these times and like to be able to go through my journal because i got a louise carman i know like whatever like not bragging kind of am because they're so fucking sick and i was at the store and i got to build it investing like it's such an investment thing but investing in that has made me journal i know literally i make it a point to pull out my journal now because i'm like it comes with me everywhere this there was too much money spent here this must be used yeah it has to be used but i was like

it also has made it so easy because i can just like take out one of those journals and put another one in and i was like oh it's gonna be like so cool in 20 years to like go through and be able to look back at like exactly what i was doing on what day i was doing it and how i felt on those days yeah like all that shit and i was like whoa i need to get better at journaling when i'm happy because all of my journal entries are just like me being fucking scary i think that's valuable but also i think it'll be annoying because i'll be like damn huh you don't have nothing good to say like dude literally i like was on the phone with my mom because I call her like basically every single day or she calls me and like she was like, we were just talking and then

like, I don't know what it is about being on the phone with my mom. But like for something, for some reason, like something clicks in my brain and I just like trauma dump like every single time i talk to her which i know is very unhealthy and very unfair to her and i'm actively working on it i know but like i've got i was really good about it for like a whole year and then the last like two weeks of my life have been like fucking a living nightmare good good shit but just like a lot of shit yeah it's just overwhelming yeah overwhelming and so i was just like literally what you did this morning i did on the phone with my mom like

four days in a row and she was like drew can you shut the fuck up like can actually actually shut up chill out like the last four calls we've had have been completely negative i need you to take a step fucking back take a breath and tell me something good in your life and i was like damn like i sometimes i just need to be yelled at by my mama like that's so sweet i know that's like me telling my therapist to make it a point that i have to say something good to her every time we talk because i'm like come on come on i forgot about that until yeah you just said that that's so funny um okay last thing is rfk um count your fucking days i'm not kidding count your fucking days you old fucking bag you're gonna die i think every episode for the past four episodes you've sent out a threat to rfk jr literally secret service is gonna pull up soon

i'm not actually fucking crazy but like really count your fucking days because now they're talking about banning red 40 they're talking about banning all my dyes they're talking like they're really really getting down to like the nitty-gritty of banning all this shit which is like i mean maybe ultimately good no it's ultimately good it's a net positive but i'm like it's when i go to europe when i go to europe and i have a European Coke, it is the saddest, nastiest, like fakest, nastiest, grossest thing I've ever had in my goddamn life. And I come back to America. Well, I just love the corn syrup.

I know. I literally, I just want the high fructose corn syrup. I'm sorry. It's like drugs. I'm like decriminalize drugs. Let people do what they fucking want with their goddamn body. Decriminalize Red 40 and corn syrup. Decriminalize Red 40.

That's really like the tip I'm on. Like it's my body. I should be able to fucking destroy it if I want to. I should be able to put in whatever I want to. But I know it's going to be good. But don't play with me. Even the Cokes here, I think in Mexico, they use like real sugar. No, like literally no.

If I'm drinking a Coke, I know it's bad for me. I need it to be a little more healthy it's like a percentage more healthy it is not any better for me than drinking high fructose corn syrup bitch oh it literally like don't wait where are people were people eating high fructose corn syrup or was it honey when people were squeezing out of that is crazy like that that is when i'm like okay now i get why they want to ban all this shit because literally like and they were putting dye in it they'll take a mile bro they were literally putting dye in it too okay well my song media of the week is brooklyn by steely dan georgie porgyie by Toto, Amelia by Joni Mitchell,

and Disney Girls by the Beach Boys. And somebody pointed out to me recently that it was brave of me to ever say I don't like musicals. All of the music I like is so theatrical. Like it's all so like, like sing-songy like storytelling. My media is, is now mind you i'm only 17 so i'm allowed to like this

music but skipping class by netspin is like one of the best songs i've heard in so long and like yes i know like his music is shitty but really, I don't know what it is about Netspin, but I'm like, there's like, there's something there. Like there's, it's not aura. There's something sweet about like, like seeing a young person still with like passion and drive because that is only meant to. And his vibe like, let's make art. Let's make art.

Like I literally so support. I'm like, yeah, let's fucking make art. Let's cook Netspin. Like, let me, let me. Yeah, let's do it. put me on the album um also wait spotify rap came out and we didn't talk about it on the podcast should we do our top five songs on spotify rap i'd be down um okay i'll go first so mine i don't know how the fuck this happened i truly truly don't know how this happened and like i think there was a glitch in the algorithm or some shit but i don't hate it but this is not who i am and i don't know where this came from uh but my top song is always on my mind pet shop boys till i die the beach boys go west the pet shop boys

bella from poor thing soundtrack domino dancing pet shop boys i just wasn't made for time these times the beach boys like literally like i don't know where that came from the pet shop boys i can get behind i know like i listen to them actively all the time but my top five artists are completely fucking different which is just so weird to me like my top five artists are like apex twin death grips bjorks boards of canada jürgen fucking whatever is nuts is from poor things so i'm like where did the poor things come or where did the pet shop boys come from that is crazy because i guess maybe you were always on my mind but mine is mine isn't that shocking like mine is wishing by electric light orchestra new ul art loan tin man america hello it's me todd ron grin and waterloo sunset the kinks wow hello it's me not being number one is actually

shocking i know it was like number two last year It's falling down the ranks because I'm like, I got it. I know. X-Tal was at the top of mine for literally four years, and it's not even in the top 10. We're changing. We're evolving. You were always on my mind. Also, Daybreak by Barry Manilow, Teardrops by Womack, and Womack is a top one. I just love it.

My top artist was Hall & Oates. Classic. No one. Classic. But all right, guys. Shout out, y'all. Thanks for tuning in. Shout out your parents.

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