Emergency Intercom - we're back

Episode Date: April 21, 2023

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Hey Spotify, this is Javi. My biggest passion is music. And it's not just sounds and instruments. It's more than that to me. It's a world full of harmonies with chillers. From streaming to shopping, it's on Prime. oh i missed that clap oh i missed the clapping of your butt cheeks i missed your clap like uh chlamydia okay the clap yeah i got the clap oh i got the clap welcome hey on three one two three welcome back to emergency intercom now i actually feel like a bit of somebody who's

mentally deranged for talking in front of a camera like this for some reason it does feel strange although it's only been what two weeks since we've talked into a mic i oh i guess yeah because we did pullman the great city of pullman we love pullman um that episode we got um and we're gonna drop it on patreon yeah that's on our patreon but we uh went to washington pullman just an update of what we've been up to right after our break almost immediately we went dove into work yeah we said we weren't gonna work and we worked um but it was awesome fun work because i love attention i have been thinking about this because i'm sure people are like well where's your mental health um i decided what's like the big thing is i can't see people talking about me and being a

public figure like i love doing entertainment and i love being a comedian and i love attention um but then the attention part is too much for my caveman brain because some of that attention is people saying i'm a bitch and then i'm like um hello but whatever um but it was fun because i like attention so i still got my attention and it was only good attention because you have to be a crazy demon to go somewhere publicly and be like, I hate you. Yeah, exactly. But it was awesome chatting in front of a bunch of people. I was shitting myself before. Like I was literally doing breathing exercises before the fucking show.

How embarrassing. Do you want to do it on camera? No. It's the scariest thing I've ever seen you do kai blur it that was pretty fucked up no you know he's messing it up you had to like go like this roll your eyes up and then do it oh you didn't do the eye rolling i know i'm red he's too embarrassed red, red. All I see is red because I've been murdering people.

Banging bitches on their periods. Oh, I was just going to say. Oh, gross. That actually, I need to bring that up. That's a good leeway. Yeah, I am on my rag. I'm on the rag right now. I have good news.

I'm late on my rag. Very late for the rag. Might have to go. It's been two months to the container store buy a few rags to and to um what's it called to like you know when you buy a pregnancy test because you feel like oh if i take a pregnancy test i'll just get my period because that's just how your body works because it's like girl you're tripping like we're here like you're so annoying um my girls know y'all know you know um but that's not funny i'm late on my period it's really it's

really scary i mean i've taken two pregnancy tests negative they were 7-11 pregnancy tests though yeah which i don't think oh yeah we did do that in pullman there's one oh wait so i've taken three i took one in pullman yeah negative and then i took two here girls after a night of drinks i came home and i door dashed myself to 7-eleven pregnancy test kai uh was just about to say why don't you get the air one pregnancy test is there actually one no there's just a funny bit but drew saved it yeah i got you i got you um y'all ever step on a lego like actually stepped on a lego i'm serious because that shit hurts i'm gonna fucking hurt you yes yeah no that shit only kids in the 90s would even know what we're talking about

yeah lego they build the lego bricks on their phones lego having a comeback is actually crazy but that's a different story lego having a comeback is actually crazy but that's a different story lego having a comeback for adults like kids don't even use legos it's literally all the adults who use them as kids now spending quadruple the price of what legos used to cost so you can have fake orchids in your house yikes where am i yikes yikes why don't you just doom scroll on your phone like the rest of us ew what is going on are you okay sorry my name's jericho oh wait what yeah hello drew i think you slipped into this oh is this your is this your straight altar? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

I don't know. Oh, you haven't gotten that far in yet. You don't know your sexuality. Yeah. I'm not making fun of DID. I'm making fun of people that are making fake DID. But I did come to a conclusion today. Okay.

While I was pacing around talking to Kai while Inya was throwing her makeup shit in the toilet and just leaving it there to sit and i thought it was a poop um on a um piece of toilet paper i wish i took a picture for you guys but it is a vile scene um i put makeup on my hands and then i wipe it with toilet paper and i always throw it into the toilet and i don't never flush well because it feels like a waste of water yeah it's not like actual like fecal matter. It's. Fecal matter. It's expensive. Sephora stuff. But I realized we all can agree bisexual people aren't real. Like we all know that.

You said it. I never said that. I like guys. Throwing us under the bus. You said it. Guys, like we don't say that. I can't. Actually, I can't vouch for Kai. I don't say that. But. I don't say that i mean i can't actually i can't vouch for kai i don't say that

but i don't say it on camera but all bisexual people really should be tested for did dissociative identity disorder because i'm sure what's really going on is you have an alter fronting that is straight and then you go back to your gay self and it's really you know what i'm saying i mean like i the thing is like i feel like you would only know from personal experience that bisexuality isn't real no i'm the only real bisexual person on this planet okay you're the only one who gets to stake claim yeah is it because you've come to the conclusion of that theory so if you know that then you can't be like one of the bad ones what are you trying to say i don't understand i don't know what you're trying to say i'm just saying that i'm the only real straight person in this room by that logic i

misheard you i thought you said um our verses do they have did in your actually now that i think about it yeah it makes sense right yeah there are no real bottoms and i mean no real tops in this world except for cops or bottoms all cops are bottoms a cab all cops are bottoms did you just make that up i made it up like a long ass time ago that's fine oh that's really good specific events wait uh that transpired oh never mind i was gonna say something one of my friends made up, but I can't say it. Okay, well, another thing I've been thinking about. Cats don't get hairballs anymore.

I've never seen a hairball. I don't know if they were ever real, because I've never seen one either. That shit's fake. I think people were mistaking it for your cat eating your things you leave around on the floor. I've seen a real hairball back in the 90s um shit was crazy back then i haven't seen one since the 90s either yeah i mean you definitely were alive like you were the pause you're definitely seeing things we both contemplated doing i looked into both of your eyes and then i just like shrink you saw it you saw it happening but yeah other sorry oh the other thing is um the bugs on the front of cars oh there's no there is actually actually real science behind that yeah it's like a real thing pesticides they're killing all the

big bugs that splat on your cars when you drive on the freeway oh really you know what's crazy is i feel like when i drive for a long time in miami i still see that like if i driving to the everglades and back but yeah it's not as much as you oh my god driving home from like a baseball game late at night with the bright lights and then coming home and seeing it the next morning like hella bugs everywhere oh that was like honestly jarring at the time but now looking back very beautiful someone needs to make a movie i've never been to a baseball game in my life really never wanted my life i went to my first no no not my first first baseball game since i watched a person die at one um it was in a new stadium so i felt comfortable going the energy has been erased um but yeah i went to that in texas it was really nice i used to play baseball too growing up i know

you saw someone die in a in a baseball thing that's josh oh yeah i 100 did it was i think he told the story yeah i told it before somebody fell yeah i'm like trying to get a ball it was like really really sad yeah it was like personally like I persevere through anything and I feel like as a child I would have seen it and been like, okay, like keep the game going. No, it was really horrific for me. That would have been my vibe. I would have been like, let's keep it pushing. Why are you looking at me? What are you doing?

Just really sad. Do you want sympathy right now? No, no. You can just say it. You can just say it and you can get it. No, I don't want sympathy right now um no you can just say it like you just say and you can get it i don't want sympathy right now oh my god then i guess i won't give it to you well i decided that we don't need to take physics class and stuff because all of it's really easy and i think our human brains are just designed to know how much force we need

for certain things. Yeah, no, physics is bullshit. People are breaking the laws of physics all the time. Like people running four minute, sub four minute miles, like doesn't make sense. Yeah, like the kind of videos I see on my TikTok timeline. I'm like, this shit isn't real. Y'all are just trying to put words to something magical that has happened. And we don't need words for everything.

I've been saying that for so long. Like this world is truly just magic none of it makes sense i mean when you say it for some reason it sounds really bad it's like a magical universe like i can't put it into words if you get it you get it but like this shit is like this world is magic like the like for some reason it just sounds like kind of more on the like loony side of things no no no i'm like it's on like the side where i'm like oh yeah this is like truly beautiful like this arterex on my chest that one's really old actually that's that one's old so he didn't get this shit is magical and then take it off and you see my short little shirt that makes me look strong for kai whoa i love that shirt um also i've okay so i've decided

what i need for my mental health like where i need to be so i need to move to a farm that is like a 15 minute drive from a town where i am undeniably a 10 and that's what i need like i think that's what i need because when we went to the renaissance fair and i at a renaissance fair i am a fucking 28 like i literally and i was wearing my dorothy dress so i was literally i was quite literally ai generated for the men there like it was insane when i i have this dress we'll insert a picture that it is literally just like a dorothy ass dress and i've only worn it out to conventions i know i was i wasn't gonna say because i didn't want to interrupt you but it's gonna drive me insane yeah um we could stabilize it with my big fat ass that's not gonna work your ass doesn't fix everything i mean you can't like put it in my

face constantly and just do bad to me and then just put your ass in my face and think it's going to be okay it doesn't fix it yes everything like okay i complain complaining all the time for once he knows what he's talking about um but you also don't know what you're talking about because you don't know about the joys of getting like your problems fixed with some ass but yeah i'm such an idiot um ew um but yeah i wear this little dorothy dress and i've only worn it to like conventions i wore it to like monster palooza which is like a horror convention most attention we're big convention girls over here yeah we love a good convention and then i wore it to the renaissance festival which i would argue is just a renaissance convention you bought it not thinking it was a dorothy dress but you

only worn it to like cosplay conventions and everyone's like oh you're like dorothy you're dorothy and you're like no no it's just my dress but it is it is very dorothy because i was gonna wear red shoes but i was like this is too much and then everybody was like where are your slippers like why are you looking at my feet, why are you looking at my feet? Like, why are you looking at my feet right now? Because you're 28. And literally the amount of comments I got were crazy. Like, I was standing in line to do, like, bow and arrow stuff.

And they were like, well, I don't think Dorothy's shooting bows and arrows. Like, she's a little more gentle than that. Wait, why do they have riz at the fucking Renaissance Fair? I know, they literally do. Like, it's kind of crazy. But it's really scary. But also something about it is so riveting and awesome because i love attention yeah um so that's what i need in my life is i need to be able to decompress for three weeks at a time it's like loneliness and like nothingness only interacting with my friends i have been seeing

then get flirt with a bunch recently i know something about it like what's up like it's your hair it's your beautiful luscious locks yeah I know when my hair was like short and too cool people were like she's weird and I'm scared of her but now they're like she's normal guys look she has kind of long hair she's normal like that's the vibe um but yeah that's what I need I just need to like go and like live in like some corner of the earth and then go to the town and get hella attention and get flirted with by people who scare me you came to granberry we went to granberry together and it was honestly so lit and cute we did easter with my family yeah it was awesome sorry my stomach is literally like being so weird right now i keep trying to get it on camera because it's like making like

crazy fucking sounds i think it might be the yup duck honestly probably because i had it last night and something um um but yeah we went to granberry and i was playing with babies and it was fucking orion came as well yeah orion was there and we were playing with babies and being mother as fuck and it was lit um but i really don't want one of those yet because. It's a lot. Have it like the ideal situation in my life is someone close to me to have a baby. And then I get to like raise it by proxy. And I get to just be the cool person because I don't want to have to be the person in a

kid's life who later on they're like, she was a bitch. She told me what to do. Like, I don't want to be that. I want to be the opposite of that. And I want to be the one who's making the parents life really hard because when the kids with me i let them do whatever they want and then they're like and you're so much more nicer than you i fucking hate you i hope you kill yourself i just watched like a literally 13 part series i bought one hour of wi-fi on my phone just so i could text you that i was taking off and when i was landing and then i was like i'm gonna get off my phone after this i'm only using the hour because i like

not having my phone did you even text me that though you just never responded oh my god you know what's been happening is i did something in my phone that my sleep thing stays on until like 1 p.m or i have to manually turn it off and i don't see any texts until I turn it off. Yeah, it says do not disturb forever on your phone. But I watched this like 13 part. I only got to part eight on TikTok in the hour that I watched it because I was watching it all the way through. And it was literally about, I don't even know what it was about. What did you say?

About like children and like how they find other adults who will let them do oh yeah him like yeah him being like i want to live with my dad and the mom being like really scary like really scary manipulative and like pulling out every manipulation tactic from the book it was literally horrifying and if i ever had to go through that i would freak the fuck out because it was scary as the kid or as the mom as the kid like the mom was up she was twisted and then i found a youtube channel and i dove into that afterwards and it when i was riding the la exit bus which is the worst thing ever created ever ever um and i just watched the dad's youtube channel of him basically like posting videos.

Wait, it was real people? Yeah. Oh, I thought it was like one of those like psychological like therapist kind of situations where it's just like, here's what happens to kids when blah, blah, blah, blah. Someone knows what I'm referencing. When I fell asleep last night, I'll tell you exactly what I fell asleep to. And I'm not going to say anything about it, but I'll just say that was like oh wow there's like words for everything huh y'all just be naming everything actually what i really fell asleep to is it's the matrix but it's the matrix but for locusts by tom ska who i originally thought was really sexy but then look at the way he walks it like

actually made me want to throw up. Built it for locusts. One of the great challenges in studying collective behavior is that there's this. Just you thought he was sexy. Something about him is sexy. But look at the way he walks. It's giving nerdy. Wait, wait, wait. Can you hurry up? Wait, the YouTuber?

Yeah. He's got really small. Oh, it is. The walk is the walk is horrifying what were you saying no okay he is he's like a small frame yeah his shoulders are like like he's like stout but like i was um like immediately i was like no but then after i like observed for a little bit i was like oh okay like i get it because you know what it is it's like he's like smart he knows what he's talking about he's got a little charm to him i like his videos yeah you know people like i will always stand by it also like this is weird like i'm not talking about specifically him i don't want to like sit here and sexualize a man i don't know who's also probably

married like this isn't about him but i've always said like about this it's about him for me baby it's probably got a monster cock like people who are really really passionate about certain subjects like you know they get down like you just know like to the funky sound especially people who are like so about that one thing publicly it's like they don't have like a shame filter or anything they don't think what they do is shameful um or like weird to like something so much so like they have no shame in bed so it's like exactly you're you're literally a freak exactly that's what people say about me behind closed doors i just like a good like topical person you know yeah i i love topics i like

have a lot of topics that i love and talk about I just like chat about a few things and it's like I can tell you about mostly anything well I laughed because you were boring me wow wow wow okay this is like

a genuine question and not a joke question are there like makeup stations in the women's bathroom at the airport? What do you mean? Like, are there like stations where you get to do your makeup after you get off a flight? Or do you just have... Some airports, yeah. Some airports and bathrooms in general will have a separate mirror just with like a little stool. Or like a little thing.

I guarantee 100% of the men out there didn't know that because i was watching this tiktok you went into a woman's bathroom yeah i just was recording okay wait what did you do you watch i was watching this video of this girl tour like a gender neutral like actually a gender neutral restroom where men and women went in there um and either side you went in the stalls were like completely closed floor to ceiling the doors were completely sealed and like it was like men and women only i think it was in like kansas or some shit um and they were bantering about like the makeup stations um in it and they were like well you're just doing

the makeup in the middle of the bathroom and then it just got me spiraling and thinking i was like oh that's probably a thing because ryan was like i'm gonna do my makeup when i get off my flight in the bathroom yeah it's a it's a thing in a lot of bathrooms but also sometimes people just like pull out their shit and do it but a lot of uh airport bathrooms have just made space for it because it's really common and i feel like a lot of bathrooms in general like as time has gone by i see that a lot in japan that was a big thing actually in japan a lot of the like most of the bathrooms i went in had that and had like full body mirrors and a lot of things of that nature

because they actually respect looking good and then in america they're like you know what actually i will say this i can't stand when i go into a bathroom and there is no mirror it feels like you are putting me in jail like it literally i'm like why am i being punished like why am i being punished why i'm in this scary room with no reflective object to look at myself that's what bathrooms are for there to wash your hands pee and look at yourself and like decompress and where is the mirror if i'm eating at a restaurant and i go into the bathroom and there's no mirror, I genuinely feel like I'm being held hostage. Someone just stole it off the wall.

You are literally making me pay you to be in prison right now. Like that's what I feel like. Or like a 7-Eleven bathroom where it's like the piece of like reflective paper that's always like hella dented. So when you look in it, it's like, what's the fucking point? It's literally like you're fucking like greening. Speaking of greening,ing sorry i'm literally being annoying and like fixing my lipstick right now i'm just that kind of girl would you ever wear

like clothes like that you know like uh somebody who's like died before like would you ever wear like a dead person's clothes or something like hell no. Oh, okay. Because, I mean, I was going to... I mean, I'm literally wearing that now. Hell no. I knew you'd say that. And scene. Literally, what is wrong with you? Anyway, speaking of greening out um the other night i finally got so high that i got scared like i've been really everybody knows i've been testing it out like i've

just been pushing the limits of what i could where i could go in my mind where is my mind where is mine and i was hanging out with orion and like orion is a normal person so she has a normal person tolerance and then there's me who literally when i talk about like to any of my friends the milligrams i take they are literally laughing at me but usually so what i did is my usual thing is like the two milligram um thc six milligram or is it four i think it's four milligram two and four yeah two and four right two thc four cbd that's usually what i do except when we were in texas i took some of the edibles uh we had there and i took half of it which was also still such a tiny amount i think it was like five thc but one cbd which for me is fucking insane and i literally was having the best time of my

life drew was talking and it felt like i was watching tv like drew was talking to his mom and i'm not kidding it felt like i was watching tv like everything was so funny and it was literally the best night of my life and it just felt like i was watching tv the whole night like my eyes weren't my eyes my eyes were an led screen like and it was like you were watching tv sorry that was so fucking mean oh my god that was like i do think that's the meanest thing i've ever seen you do yeah that was like mean that wasn't even funny now if i said something to ruin your whole life i'd be wrong now if i said something to literally deteriorate any ounce of confidence you have in that little body of yours yeah yeah oh so she she called me little no you're scrawny oh wow okay okay uh drew pop that jacket off so i can see your arms don't embarrass him don't embarrass him like that

damn that looks good thank you i needed a little confident boost after that. Well, it felt like I was fucking watching TV and it was awesome. And you can suck my fucking balls, bitch. Stupid fucking cunt. Was it the ones that, the watermelon ones? The green ones. No, it was green apple. Green apple.

Oh my God, sees a green candy and thinks watermelon. Like literally mean when I'm a freak um but it was awesome and then when i got back i went to go get those because i was like damn maybe that's the vibe i need to be on is just being a little scared but like having fun at the same time they didn't have them so when i was hanging out with orion i went back to my normal ones and oh my god actually no i had so much weed that night now that i think about it i really had like we're obliterated no not even that night but when i got back i was trying to mimic that but i i just realized i had so much weed i broke for me i had my cancer that's two thc for cbd this is so annoying that i'm coming back i'm talking about weed like in this

like increment but it's really funny how my we're. We're good. We're good. We swear. Um, also the idea that I think this is bad when most people are like, girl, that's literally nothing, but whatever. Um, so I did my like can, that's the one I usually have. And then I had half of one of Orion's five milligrams. So now I'm at like 4.5 milligrams, whatever. It's not even even like that. That's not how those things work. But if we're going to do it, that's how it is. And I knew I was really high because now I'm like at a little above my CBD to THC. I know it's really high because I was like a little scared. Every time I spoke, I felt like I was being a freak and everything I said, I was like, why did I say that? I hate that feeling.

Like, oh, because planes got brought up. So it was really bad for me because I went on a really long tangent about planes. And I started like naming off a bunch of the crazy plane crashes that I have memorized and exactly what happened and what year and like all these things that I started going in. And then it was just like me, Orion and one other person. I was like, oh, my my god i need to stop doing that and then i kind of got myself to shut up and whatever i'm getting a little tired we go to like

being orion or just like sleeping in her like living room and watching tv and i'm kind of starting to fall asleep and i'm like okay this is perfect it's 12 o'clock i've been on an early schedule i'll just go to sleep and i start falling asleep and then orion's like still on her phone and like we're still kind of talking. And she's like, oh, should we like take another edible? And I was just like, oh, I don't know. And then she was like, girl, come on. And I was like, okay, fine.

Yeah, okay. And then she gave me another half. I think it was like a half of her 10 or something. And I took another five milligrams. And I didn't think anything of it. Because I was like, dude, I'm so tired. I'm literally going to fall asleep before this hits me. And then like 30 minutes goes by and i'm sitting while we're watching this like murder documentary thing um and i'm like laying there and i start falling

asleep but as i'm closing my eyes i'm imagining a life if i didn't go to sleep that night girl what i don't know how to describe it like i mean close my eyes my eyes were still open girl she gave you fucking fentanyl and you od and now you're in a different dimension i literally like would go fall are you crying i'm crying from laughing so hard um but i i like literally was like so high and i started to get so high so fast because I also we'd eaten like five hours before. So now because it's like midnight. So now I'm like, oh, fuck. I'm like, I don't think I have enough food in my stomach for like all the edibles that are now rotting on top of my stomach lining.

And I was just sitting there falling asleep. And then because I could still hear the TV, it was like my eyes never closed and I couldn't tell if I was closing my eyes or not. And then I like couldn't tell if I was breathing. And I was like, I would go like, and I was like so scared and I didn't want to seem like I was freaking out laying down next to Orion. So I was like holding my breath

because I didn't want to seem like I was breathing really hard trying to live. It's freaking out. And what's awesome is I was dead silent while this was happening so orion has no idea that this all happened next to her and then like actually i kind of told her like an hour later but like yeah i was just i couldn't go to sleep i was so tired and like the edible was just beating my ass like i just was like trying to go to sleep and i like couldn't because my brain was like you're still awake because you're like you know exactly what this room looks like so your eyes

aren't closed girl you were literally tripping and i then i just like opened my eyes and sat up because i was like okay i guess i can't go to sleep like my body is like not letting me right now so i got up and just started getting really hyper fixated on the murder thing i was watching been there before when like i'm like oh like if i go to sleep i'll actually die so like i can't go to sleep right now and i'll just like try to keep myself awake and like poke the whites of my eyes trying to keep myself oh dude yeah that was the other thing is i had contacts on and i didn't bring my glasses to her house because it was like an impromptu sleepover so i my eyes were really really dry um for a long time until she finally gave me contact uh things to put my contacts in but by that time my eyes were really, really dry, um, for a long time until she finally gave me contact,

uh, things to put my contacts in. But by that time, my eyes were so bloodshot and dry from having my contacts in too long. So my eyes were really dry and I kept, like, doing the thing where I, like, closed my eyes and I, like, rubbed the top lid to try and, like, literally force them to make moisture. Um, but then it kind of passed because she got up and she was like i need a snack so bad and i was like yeah me too and then she went and got snacks and i sat there trying to literally just be like okay like you're gonna eat and it's gonna like you're gonna live like like i literally was like i'm not crazy like it literally felt like she was upstairs for two hours and i was just downstairs twiddling my thumbs because also my phone was dead so i literally couldn't even like zoom scroll it was just the murder doc in front of me and i kept pausing it because crazy things were happening

it was like fucking and i was like ryan has to see this this is fucking insane um but then she gave me snacks and i'm not kidding i experienced exactly that scene in ratatouille where they're like mixing all the snacks and it was so insane i've never savored a meal and eaten so slow in my life and it was the first time ever where I was like, this is what eating is for. Like, it's for tasting. This is what it's all about. It was awesome. We had, like, little, like, sandwich pickles.

We had those. Little garlics. Like, it's, like, a mix of, like, garlic knots and pickles. We had that with, like, Babybel cheeses, cuties. And then, like, we had leftover Chick-fil-A nuggets. So we each got two nuggets with that. And that was like our like platter of like tasting. And then we had the Cuties for dessert.

And like we each had a brownie. And like the way we like set it up in a way that we were like eating to the top of the pyramid. And it was awesome. It was literally so fun. And then eventually it got up and I was like oh ryan i don't think you understand an hour ago like this is after some time i was like i was so fucking high that i genuinely was kind of tweaking and she was like what i couldn't tell i was like yeah because i was like silently i was literally in my head like i was in silent hill like i was silent hill um and

then it was awesome and honestly i would do it again because I was Silent Hill. And then it was awesome. And honestly, I would do it again because it was so funny. Well, now it's funny. But at the time, I literally was like, I'm never going to be able to sleep again. Like I don't, my body won't let me. And that's my story. That's what I've been up to. That's literally, I think the most that's happened to me.

Other than that, in these past two weeks i've just been existing which is crazy i've been cooking meals at home which is lit but on my like breakfast i realize i can only cook breakfast i like i'm really bad at cooking dinner unless it's soup and baliadas let her cook that's like weird why does it have to be her like why does she have to cook not every woman knows how to cook Kai and not every woman belongs in the kitchen like you were just saying that's a thing that people say on TikTok

he literally just basically said go make me a sandwich cool story bro go make me a sandwich I was reciting a meme and now you guys are twisting the narrative I need to control over the narrative. You need to control your thoughts because you're attacking women.

Should we slip Kai and Ambien before the next podcast? Yeah, so you can chase the walrus. Me with like sunglasses on just like this. What is it? Weekend at Bernie's style? When you guys said that things are going to be different on the, you know, when we came back, you're like, oh, things are going to be different. I was really expecting like a studio. Were you actually?

Well, not this, you know, I was like, oh, things are gonna be different. There's gonna be like kaising, like a really comfortable big chair. So what you're saying is you wanted more attention, babe? No, no, no, no. It's gonna be a parking space for me for like my hummer your hummer that you guys would get me the electric hummer that's what i was imagining i wasn't expecting like a light you know uh you were expecting something for you yeah i was expecting like a car and like you have a car well i'm better i'm not i'm not giving you a fucking car okay bleep that bleep that bleep the d word um okay i need to know who the fuck you two sold their souls to

because those bitches are working overtime to keep them relevant like i don't think i've ever heard a you two song in my entire life but somehow they are the most relevant and important musicians of our lifetime. And I've never heard a fucking song by them. One and two. A hundred percent with them in it. And then also like, like the Apple shit is crazy.

Like how much Apple loves them. Putting their album on the Apple iPhone is the craziest shit on every single iphone is crazy that was the biggest flex like imagine being able to say like or wait i wonder if that counted towards downloads like did that count towards probably like sold units or anything because that would be fucking insane and that's literally hack and illegal and i'm taking them to court yeah and then now they're doing the new like madison square garden dome in las vegas that got developed it's like this giant fucking orb that is covered in led screens and like the inside screen is like the biggest screen in the world and like it's going to be like super immersive for like i got some information. Oh, yeah. It says, with a push of a button,

U2 songs of innocence obliterated the current number one selling album of all time, Michael Jackson's Thriller, by 435 million copies. And was that because of iPhones? I don't know. That might have been because I remember they put it on an iPod. Like every iPod that you got had it. Or was it the iPhone? It was an iPhone because it was on my...

Oh, wait. No, it might have been iPods. It might have been iPods. It was iPods because I had an iPod touch when that happened. The iPhone 6. Oh, my God. So, I guess... iPhones, iPods, all that shit.

That is so crazy. That is literally a cheat. Who do they sell their soul to? Because I need to know because I don't give a fuck about them. Maybe Steve really, really liked them and they were like to honor Steve. But I don't think, no, because I don't think Steve was around because I remember literally having a selfie with an iPhone in it. I was like, wow, like Steve.

I was like, without him, would I be here? Also, I decided I'm going to start saying yes more because the plot of my life has become stagnant um and the script writers fucking suck right now like they need to figure this shit out because also the script writers of the universe have been freaking me the fuck out recently because like there are so many little things happening where i'm just like see that's too perfect that is way too perfect for this to be happening now and i'm not gonna name the specific event but like i'll tell

you guys after but i'm like i already told you yeah um yeah fucking right like in the peak of it all like that's what's gonna happen i don't know it's crazy boots wait maybe i'm mistaking what you're talking about because what i think you boots wait maybe i'm mistaking what you're talking about because what i think you're talking about i'm like is that was that that crazy or maybe i'm thinking something i'll tell you after okay but yeah it's the script writers fucked up because it's the first time that they crossed my suspension of disbelief where i was like okay yeah this is like not real this isn't happening okay then i think i do know what you're talking about because that is pretty like it's too like it's too perfect

too contrived it's too curb like oh yeah exactly how did i end up here like exactly um well this is terrifying the arena they're building like why are they and if it goes over well they're building a second one in europe if it goes over well they're building a second one in europe or some shit wait i'm gonna send it to kind of throw in it's actually hilarious and i'm like kind of excited because it's giving like future like and i'm like yeah we do need to update the architecture this is the one youtube song you've heard oh hello they're in this uh wait what but i don't think they are they like culturally significant and i'm just being ignorant because like they're not the beatles so oh my god during pullman i went on an anti-beatles tangent did not go over well with the crowd i guess people

really like those guys and then we saw someone after the show when we went to dinner that is in love with music and still did not fuck with the jokes anyone was making. But whatever, man. And I won't back down. And I won't back down.

Wait, what is this photo of them? Oh my God, this is their song. Oh, I've heard this song. Okay, I do like this song this song is lit it's like giving like tarzan yeah that's giving phil collins yeah also while anya's going through you too i decided that if i'm not actively at coachella coachella isn't real and it's not happening yeah it's like it's it's genuinely all fake and a front and not real and happening if i'm not there physically no one can convince me that it's fun and i stand by that no one can convince

me it's fun no one can convince me that it's worth any while unless you're literally being treated like fucking i don't know like beyonce or fucking michael jackson and like you're literally being catered to at your every walking step which some people have that experience i was gonna say they do call me the michael jackson of the influencer industry that's not good man for a couple reasons no in the way in the way drake calls himself michael jackson yeah oh okay then that's good did y'all know that rick ross calls his property promised land yes oh the video i sent you yeah this dude like who does like was it uh airplanes yeah rc airplanes like made a video of him going over to rick ross's house and like doing it with him and it was so me and rick ross aren't that different after all that's what yeah exactly i would also do that if i had a lot of money a billion dollars um also it's giving i would just call my property and your land t

um so also fuck dude That just threw me off, man. Fuck you. I was just joking. Fuck, what was I going to say, though? For real. Yeah, you were too busy making your joke making fun of me to remember your own fucking silly little comment. Fuck, what was it? You were like, oh, I'm going to say yes more. Oh, I just remembered.

People say I look like Beyonce. Like, a lot of the time. that's weird because i wouldn't forget that if people said that to me all the time well no i was just saying like it just like slipped my mind oh i guess it is easy to forget things because you're also forgetting that people say you're really annoying and ugly all the time but like you're just forgetting to mention that part but i guess i wouldn't mention that too because that one's like kind of that came from a real place this is crazy i'm like literally being like targeted right now like i actually don't feel safe here so if i had drones i would literally deploy them onto you

it's giving i just feel like i'm giving like beyonce of the podcasting it's giving i'm gonna steal your social security guard uh card and have it enrolled and have you enrolled into the military and then in three days somebody's gonna knock on the door and it's gonna be a man in a suit do they still do it like that it's gonna be a man in a suit being like you and then you just have to pick up your things oh that is did they ever do that like go door to door like jehovah's witnesses and they were like probably during the draft like to scare the rest of the world like look we just walk up and they're ready to serve type vibe. That's literally me.

Someone walks up and I'm just ready to serve. Like, I'm that kind of girl. Yeah, that's true. And it is always serving. You remind me of, um, no, no. Beyonce. Just say it. Drake, Michael Jackson.

Like, yeah. I'm like an amalgamation of the three i also gave you the most super pop star ever yes that's what i'm getting at also also aubrey come on like we don't say his okay but he doesn't want us saying that on the fucking podcast okay well i don't call him i don't call my friends by their stage name. I still haven't met him yet. Can you guys link me? No. Absolutely not.

Why are you gatekeeping Drake for me? I could bond with him. Because we know what you would do to him. Yeah. Or not do with him, I should say, because Kai has this conniving way of getting people to just... It's crazy. You're right.

They would have sex. They would hook up also i am gonna lie both of y'all look really cute today i just wanted to say that really he said i'm gonna lie you fucking idiot oh i thought you said i'm not gonna lie no he said i am gonna lie fuck i need to pay more attention yeah it's it's easy to ignore, Drew, though. Like, so easy. No, it literally is. Like, I'm the most ignored person on this fucking planet. Like, it's literally crazy. You know what? I've been observing it. Sometimes it is, like, someone just fully, like,

turning off their ears and I hear you. But a lot of times what you do is you'll say something so low and it's almost out of fear of being, like, intrusive. And you'll say something so low and it's almost out of fear of being like intrusive and you'll say something so low and then when they don't hear you're like wow no it's fucking crazy no no it's fucking crazy he's just like i will be looking at someone dead in the face and say something to them and they will look away it's always at the end of the conversation he tries to scoop one last thing in and it's once the part the conversation is kind of already dwindled and the person isn't looking at you and he's like and then they're just

like no that's simply not it it's giving i think i might actually be invisible and there's only a few people on this planet that can actually see me but it's because i think i might actually be invisible and there's only a few people on this planet that can actually see me but it's because i'm the only real person i think i am living in the treatment show and i'm convinced i've been convinced recently that all of my friends and family and everyone i'm close to are actors i'm not you actually might be narcissistic or something i literally had like a fucking genuine spiral because i texted someone i was like if you like whispered in my ear right now that like hey run this is all this is all an act we're all acting this is a show i would have a an actual break because i'm that close to genuinely believing it well that would be really embarrassing because now i'm gonna pay someone to

do that and you're gonna freak out and we're gonna be watching you and it's gonna be at the grove not the grove that's my like special and you're gonna be like in the middle of everybody and i'm gonna pay a flash mob to come out and like do it and then you're actually gonna believe it because you're gonna say flash mob happened right after it and then everyone's gonna laugh at you well in the middle of the night i'm gonna roll a flash bang into your bedroom period just that well i'm gonna flash bang your mom because it's gonna be so quick oh that's funny because i already banged your mama like 36 times in one night okay that's funny because that wasn't even her we bought a silicone fucking replica of her so you

just had sex with a fucking sex doll all night and it was so embarrassing and we were filming you and we fucking already posted it bitch on an only fans it's gonna be linked in the fucking bio and we're gonna use all the money to buy a silicone replica of your body and throw it over a fucking bridge and watch it fucking drown well i the funny thing about that is i figured all that out and i contacted the fbi and you're going to jail one and two i found your real mama and i literally banged her from the back in her pussy vagina revenge porn is bad oh okay i guess yeah but it's not revenge yeah because i banged your mama's pussy vagina vagina what did he say vagina vagina vagina all right well there's been something in my eye for the past like 10 minutes i know i've been

rubbing shit out of my eyes too it's like crazy that's weird why would you have poop in your eyes i just like put it in my eyes when i sleep so i can wake up with pink eye and have something to complain about or not go to school do y'all remember when that fool jumped from outer space? Oh, yeah, yeah. He literally floated up past the firmament and jumped out of a fucking spaceship. What are you talking about? The firmament? Yeah. It's like this dome that goes over the earth that keeps us all contained.

And remember all the rockets that went up? It's a firmament. It's in the Bible. Get learned. Hello? It's not in the Bible. That's not in the Bible. What the fuck is a firmament? It's literally in the Bible get get learned hello it's not in the bible that's not in the bible what the fuck is a firmament it's literally in the bible is it actually they didn't know about all that

yeah it's in the bible no it's not i i genuinely think it might be in the bible but that's just like some the heavens or the sky so yeah that word is in the bible really but you describe it as a dome that can't be a sphere or world viewed as a collection of people so it's not really what it is no no no it's a sphere or a dome with a bunch of people inside the firmament it's a real thing well no it's not actually real it's a thing that like gets so effective like flat earthers waters above firmament and then the heavens and then there's the gate to heaven and then there's heavens of heavens and then there's God. Yeah.

See, it's like schizoaffective like flat earthers are like the earth is flat and there's a dome and when the rockets launch the rockets up to space, they hit the firmament and make the big glow like, you know, the SpaceX rockets that made the big thing over LA or like the one recently over Alaska that made the spiral in the sky, which was one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen in my life. Dude, people just need something to talk about because this is crazy like this is literally i couldn't be bothered to know the shape of the earth i will say like i'm like you tell me it's a fucking like i also do genuinely believe it is a globe but why would i like go out of my

way to fight that i always think about if that was true i would be so happy like lit like if i was in a all of my worries gone and then i just like crossed this like barrier and i was just like in a hole it wasn't space it was something else way better water yeah i would just i would be so happy i'd be like oh wow all of my worries in the world are gone because nothing really actually genuinely doesn't matter but we are trapped earth is technically a prison and there's like multi-dimensions and they send our bodies here to like get energy from the angry anger that we develop here but my life is fucking lit so yeah um dude if this was my punishment i'd be be like, oh my God, like, thank you? This is my own personal hell. Like, no, I'd be like, thank you so much.

I'd be the happiest person. Gotta eat with that one. Although, like, I will say I was thinking about it last night. I was like, the first 18 years of my life were actually comically insane. And then I did have a few years after that, which were also pretty insane. But for the most part, I don't care. But that's also because i don't believe in anything and i don't think it's that deep i genuinely don't think anything nothing is that

deep ever literally it's never that deep but that guy was launched into fucking space by red bull and they just dropped him it's fucking crazy like why did we do that me and josh also saw a video of this guy like doing bmx by trips in a trips in that like hot air balloon i saw that too you were like literally why why are we doing this does not make me want that drink like also we talk about this guy doesn't like this does nothing for the promotion of the drink i guess it does because now we're sitting here talking about fucking red bull when in reality i think red bull is the fucking devil but that's a different story um you know how they say we need the monster laugh we need her on the podcast she's still doing it she is still to this day doing the bottoms up in the devil laughs calling monster the devil but red

bull is getting away with it red bull is the real devil because why do you want to say your drink has wings it's because you're covering up for the fact that they are devil wings they they have never clarified what kind of wings they are they are demon wings the real devil is doja cat do you think conservatives think doja is the devil yeah they think every pop star is a devil yeah when i go back to tiktok my feed or when i go back to texas my tiktok feed changes in like a really scary dark way. And when I'm scrolling through, it's all like, I don't even know how to explain it. It's all conspiracy content. And it's all about how the world is run by like, the Illuminati in so many words. And it's just it's fucking crazy. It's literally fucking crazy. And like, they use like Doja Cat and Sam Smith a lot as

examples. You know, what's also awesome is Drew loves looking at those kind of things because literally fucking crazy and like they use like doja cat and sam smith a lot as examples you know what's also awesome is drew loves looking at those kind of things because he finds them so fascinating so that only happens to you because when i went back to texas when we went to texas mine was like texas university like it was trying to like pitch like young people texan things and it was like funny things that happened in texas and granberry it could be it could just like be that i interact with them because i love seeing like people being crazy you also love going through their pages like when i see something crazy i just like it and keep moving when i see a crazy person on my feed i literally go through and watch every single one of their videos it's it's honest and i learn every

single thing i can about them and then i spill it out to other people. I hope you liked the new little set. We're gonna improve it as we like move on and like evolve a little bit more. We're gonna gather things and make it cuter and nicer. And I don't know, get a new camera, have guests on. We'd be like, we're going to have guests. Why? All right.

We should just have Josiah on again. Yeah, just out of spite because I saw someone comment. I know. I saw someone being like, oh, I bet they're going to have a guest, but it's just going to be Josiah. Stinky Josiah. And I was like. Stinky Josiah is lit.

The guests are going to be all your, like, alters. Well, we were going to have a guest, but things happened. I mean, we could still get to that guest, but we would have to go to the guest. Why don't we? I'm down. I'm like so down. I'll literally text them right now. Yeah. We got to keep it elusive.

I actually do know who I want on the next episode. And maybe we just get them for next week. Actually, that's a lot. Like they're literally doing like the craziest. I know. They're like actually doing something. Like us flying in for that. We should just go see them though. Yeah. Because we said we would and they would enjoy

that. But your mom is stupid and she hates you and she thinks about it every night before she goes to bed and it's really sad because she calls me and she's like, please come over. But I'm like, girl, you literally have a husband and a kid who like is watching the podcast so like god forbid the kid saw me in your house like they're gonna be like what the fuck like what is she doing here and then i have to act like i'm there to like meet you like it's so weird but your mom keeps calling me it's so weird um and we're putting a paywall on emergency intercom 25 bucks a month

we're moving to our own website I love a good like moving like we're moving from YouTube it's too much no we're not this is where I get the most attention and like I said I'm getting that attention no one can take me from my attention

if I can I will right right wow what that was good if I can I will huh if i can i will smith if i can i will slap the hell out of you like will smith slapped chris rock no he didn't yeah did he i thought it wasn't a joke oh i was oh my god why did you do that wait were people there yeah it was at the fucking oscars and yeah oh my god this happened like what like two days ago wait while the oscars were happening i

saw it yesterday oh you were there no no on youtube oh okay i saw it there i thought you were at the oscars should we talk about um our mental state our mental health um no period none of that i mean i knew my life wouldn't be fixed in the span of three weeks and that's okay but i did have time to play fortnite all day every day and do exactly what was making me sad and i haven't won a fortnite game in literally like three weeks it's it's been really bad i keep getting like second i think you just need me on your team i know like actually should we play you don't want to play you fucking hate that game you don't like playing it i'll try it i'll try it just because the attack on titan yeah it is lit have you been playing car not really no it's so awesome why didn't they fucking one add a titan and two make a titan skin

like that's what everybody wanted but they did that with call of duty which is so fucking annoying wait there's a titan skin in call of duty what yeah no there's not yeah they licensed their shit out at the same time no they did this like two years ago oh what attack on titan did and i wanted it so bad but i didn't get it well i need lasik surgery really bad i want it so bad but i'm laying in bed last night looking at my screen and this eye has gotten really fucking blurry and then i'm really scared that it's like already going away are you did you put cream on your face before you got in bed uh it wasn't like well yeah like of course like i wouldn't go to bed without it no because sometimes i'll like put i have like oils and creams that i put around my eye and they'll kind of get in my eye and then i'm like i'm going blind

i literally can't see um and then it's just the cream it's the creme it's it literally just is just like blurrier like it's starting to look like when i got my glasses like or before i got my glasses uh right right i really want lasik but i'm scared that when they give me the xanax um i hope you like how i feel just tell them you don't want it no i need it whoa no wait okay but i need it because i am really anxious and i'm like such a control freak and i already have a hard time going to the doctor let alone like getting a shot or getting like dentistry done so the idea that they're gonna have like sharp objects and hot objects near my eyeball already makes me so freaked out so i think i will need it um and me trying to do it without it literally sounds so scary. Like literally sounds like terrifying.

So I need it. And then they're going to give me Ambien. And then y'all are never going to see it. Mine didn't give me fucking Ambien. It was bullshit. I'm going to the one where I went to and I'm getting that damn Ambien. I did get a little Cialis pill. What is that? And I'm going to try it out.

It's like Viagra. I'm literally, I got it and I'm going try it out when i see alice yeah i just want to see what happens when are you gonna do that just so i know to like like hang out in the house probably tonight oh wow okay stop stop you're so Wait, why are you jealous? Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Okay, yeah, no, go ahead. Shut the fuck up.

Also, my cute little rainbow of my little critters is covered by your head. Oh, shit. You're right. You're right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right.

Right. Right. Well, all right. Thank you guys so much for watching. We didn't do media. Hello. Oh, I oh my gosh okay so i'll start us off so i started watching two shows i haven't finished either of them either of them but i started watching um beef which is fun it's cool i like it it's on netflix for free it's pretty awesome i don't know really how to explain it other than like road rage turned coolness um that is every day of my life challenge

um and then i started watching jury duty which i personally think is genuinely a masterpiece i think it's like the coolest shit people have made in a long time but i found out that don't say no i found out no i found out that this idea of like a truman show style reality show has already been done before even the jury duty was done by what's his face uh josh was telling me oh my god white dude um did other stuff with another white dude they acted like they they acted like no no not that they acted like they write uh they wrote a book and they went on talk shows and they were like talking about it i know who the fuck you're talking about his name oh my god eric eric and andre no eric and andre oh yeah eric and andre did that kai you know what we're talking about eric and andre 3000

yeah yeah matt stone and troy parker close no no no no like comedy guys the two last brothers comedy central or cartoon network maybe no no no after dark adult swim oh tim heidegger yes tim and eric tim and eric okay but it's so fucking sick it's basically one person is not an actor and then every single person around him is an actor yeah he did a fake trial it's like the trial of tim heidegger um but yeah and then basically they somehow picked the literal perfect best person to be the non-actor awesome what is this called uh jury duty it's on it's on amazon with freebie yeah and you gotta watch ads um but i saw a billboard that was like freebie the most used streaming platform i'm like girl why are we on one show couldn't have taken you that far but maybe it did because the whole world

is watching yeah but it's like american it did because the whole world's watching yeah but it's like american idol in 2005 the whole world is watching charisma uniqueness american idol up i was just talking about episode like fucking two weeks ago in texas yeah i was there oh yeah yeah yeah what did you miss that though like everyone watching american that doesn't happen anymore yeah like all 130 million americans in 2003 watching it together that and like music award shows like i feel like it used to be such a you like a unity yeah like thing like everybody got together and it was like we all watched this like even like sports like i feel like no one's watching the super bowl anymore like even the

super bowl halftime show no one gives a fuck about we need that's what's happened is we've lost our sense of community even with our bigger wider community we need to build something that everyone could love this emergency intercom yeah that could be the thing we could have like a super bowl maybe emergency intercom tour oh so we could share a hotel room oh my god Maybe emergency intercom tour. Oh. So we could share a hotel room? Oh my god. Yeah, I just... I only want to go on tour so I can share a room with Drew.

Yeah, me too. And we can sleep together. Yeah. Especially after you take your little... My Cialis. Yeah. It's going to get creepy. Whoa. I'm going little. My Cialis. Yeah. It's going to get creepy. Whoa.

I'm going to take my Cialis. I'm going to walk around with a boner. Dude, I'm not kidding. Actually, being in a random hotel in Washington and Texas and like just sitting down and watching cable TV was the most fun I've ever had in my life. Doing nothing was such a fucking vibe. It was honestly awesome. Okay.

You middle of America bitches do it right. I know. Literally. Except the. Some things are very wrong. it was honestly awesome um okay middle of america bitches do it right i know literally except the some things are very except for like the really bad things except for literally the moral landscape is definitely skewed but yeah sorry my train is here to get me your train yeah i'm about to run a train on kai um really oh today we have to do the chicken sandwich taste test did you see my test text we're doing that today i'm gonna order a bunch of chicken sandwiches from everywhere and blindfold drew and have them eat them i'm gonna get every single one

do you want to hang out for that do you want to see that because i'm literally i have to go after this i have to meet someone like three whoa okay see how i i tried to be gracious and for once invite this fucking loser to do something with us it's true and i get rejected on camera wow you know what honestly as i was saying it i didn't want him there anyway did you feel that from me i could feel it because i feel like i was having a hard time hiding it i'm just hurt by both but when are you gonna take the what did i do when are you gonna take the cialis though because i'll definitely pull up for that i'll probably be gone when i take it yeah because he's gonna take it with the chicken sandwich i'm gonna hide in one of the chicken sandwiches and he's gonna

have to get a little crunch um okay well i've been watching absolutely nothing other than i watched jury duty i haven't picked up the sopranos because oh fuck i've i watched your mama bang your daddy last night that's funny because they don't have sex anymore oh they did when i was there i know that honestly like thank you thank you for that um the straightest thing i've ever seen you do but the way that you looked over that was the straightest shit every mask yeah i don't know what else hashtag mask for mask RuPaul's Drag Race dude we have to catch up with that

Josie comes over tomorrow why doesn't he come over today Josie hates us oh my god we watched Lucy which was the worst movie on the planet I was hyping it up to and I was like oh this might be the best movie ever made that no one talked about it's so bad

and Drew like only saw it when he was like a young teenager and he was like, oh, this might be the best movie ever made that no one talked about. That movie is so bad. Yeah. It's so bad. And Drew, like, only saw it when he was, like, a young teenager. And he was like, no, this, like, yeah. Because we were in this hotel room. I just kept saying, wait for it, wait for it. I swear to God it gets good. And then I knew it was bad when she was having a seizure on the ceiling attached to the wire and, like, pulling herself down. Wait, we have to insert a clip of that so people know i was dying laughing it was so bad and then drew did the annoying thing where he falls asleep and

he's like i'm not sleeping i was i literally i was like oh like i just had my eyes closed like i'm listening he said i'm listening to it like a podcast. Bitch, it's a movie. I don't know why when I'm asleep, I can't admit that I'm asleep. It's fucked up. I know. He just fucking lies about it. And it's so fucking annoying.

But I was watching the movie thinking like, damn, I feel bad. Like, he wants me to watch this movie so much because he said it gets good. And then I finally look over and he was dead asleep. So then I changed it and I put on The Slums of Beverly Hills. I love Natasha Lyonne. That movie is really fucking weird. I hate that every time I watch a cult classic, and he was dead asleep so then i changed it and i put on the slums of beverly hills i love natasha leone that movie is really fucking weird i hate that every time i watch a cult classic it has the weirdest underline of fucking freak shit fucking freak shit nasty mcnasties screenwriters in that era were nasty and should go to prison and be in jail for a long long time but it was a good movie because it was just like gorgeous and i love nat Natasha and like but very weird like I was like this is very bad but yeah

that was like what I've been watching oh and I watched Gia. Gia is one of those movies that I like I'm not kidding I have started three other times but I always start it when I'm really tired and then I fall asleep because like I saw someone on Letterboxd complain about the saxophone but i am an 80s like freakazoid and i love saxophone i love dramatic like yeah it's like very like blade runner like band just like when i'm like it's sexy too um wait is there a saxophone and blade runner um like evangelist like oh the original like the the og soundtrack i've never seen the new blade runner because i'm not a freak um but whatever it's good um yeah that's what they all say and i bet it's i bet they say dune is good too oh oh my god you know what that is literally what if you ever were

like what does it feel like to be in coachella i haven't seen dune but it feels like being in dune like it feels like what they were feeling like their lungs we're feeling actually like very accurate because like it is like very political like little clicks said it is literally coachella is a like see we say this but like i want themselves to give us artist passes so i can be treated like a king but like who the fuck do i think i am that's never gonna happen so i can talk all my shit but like coachella is literally just the hunger games it is like it is putting everybody into their social classes by like it's like so weird and it's very dystopian and like freaky and there are certain people who think they're fucking awesome and then people who are like oh i don't care like that you're awesome

like what it's just weird it's have you get have you guys watched the hunger games recently no do you remember that scene where pita is in the mud and he painted his fucking face i hadn't seen it for like 10 years why do you give pita don't say that okay i won't don't say that it was a compliment no that's not a compliment why is that not a compliment people were like really into him in 20 in 2009 okay you're like 2009 you're super like post recession huh so your time's coming up hey you're super like you have the face of somebody who would work in a coal mine what's fucked up is everyone watching this knows or thinks kai is hot that's not true that is giving him way too much credit wait i would say everyone thinks um i'm sexy is hot is hot. Me is hot. Me are hot. Dude that scene where he's in the mud. I

seriously watched that and I was like This is fucking crazy. Like this is insane. Peter! Peter! Hi. Hi. Are you okay? No. No, we're not. I was like, I feel like I'm on mushrooms. Like, somebody seriously created this scene and was like, yeah, that looks fun.

When I watched it for the first time, I like whoa like he did he was able to do that i didn't think it was weird either i was watching with like my like 2023 eyeballs and i was like this is like a cartoon the first one yeah i think it might be in this no it's the first one it's them by the river and he's like it's in the justification for it is because he was able to make bread yeah he makes cupcakes yeah and then that's how he survived and that's how he was able to beat his face like that yeah why was he like gay coded i know why would he own a makeup brand that's like cake oriented now there's already cake it on oh someone needs to make that there is a brand that does that called cake it on um

not cake it on but it's like everything is like everything it's like baking goods okay oh yeah i finished gia and i really liked it um made me sad made me cry the brand that smells like chocolate the eyeshadow two-face yes you are a two-face fucking bitch asshole yeah me when i'm talking about you i've always been saying that so here are my um they did something to this they did something to this what they took out the little dots there was like there yeah there's stuff here oh wait you're in your liked i don't i never go on my liked i always listen for my likes um all right here's the music i've actually been playing over and over again for the past like four weeks. And it's crazy. You send me swinging by mint condition.

April showers, the blackbirds. All I can do. Carpenters walk on by Otis. You send me swinging. Poor side of town. The fifth dimension. Reeling in the years. Steely Dan and don't leave me.

But Harry Nilsson. Oh, and running away. Sly and the Family Stone. It's a's a whole i'm gonna show you my hair harry nelson fuck um i've been listening to a bunch of little b i've been listening to a bunch of soldier boy specifically the soldier boy and little b collaborative album and the song that I love the most right now is the Little B Waka Flocka Soulja Boy song and then I

think I was in a really dark place because I always do this when I'm in a dark place but I started listening to Salem again and that was Awesome Boots and then what else what else that's it listen to listen to yourself and your heart listen to your heart when he's gone

damn such a good song i don't know where you're going but that was our return to emergency intercom i hope you enjoyed it i hope you loved it i hope it was everything you ever wanted or a bunch of people watching they're like damn why did i miss this yeah why was i watching this that's i think that's how it's gonna go. I think we fucked up and no one's gonna come back. I mean, that would be lit. Everything that happens

happens for a reason it's such you want a new path and if that new path is opening up for me, I'm gonna go down it and I don't care what's down there. I just wanna see

what's happening. I just want a job. I wanna get kicked in the nuts. Alright, thank you guys so much for watching. See you next week

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