Emergency Intercom - We're Gonna Collab With Mr. Beast

Episode Date: July 15, 2022

Drew, Enya and Ky bond over their discord related trauma, Drew wants to be a trophy wife and Enya will stop at nothing to be in a Mr. Beast video. Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzor Follow Drew on Insta: @DrewPhillips09 To listen to the podcast on YouTube: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercomPodYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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like that welcome to this episode of emergency intercom. Ladies and gentlemen, boy do we have an episode for you today. Let's just take it slow today. Let's just relax a little bit. We had the most stressful, stressful two weeks of our life. Yeah. Like actually the worst two weeks of our life. We got into a massive fight. Not even a massive fight. I just like calling it a big fight. I know. It wasn't that deep at all. We just literally had a a conversation but it's just fun to say tell people yeah we got in a fight like telling colin yeah yeah we just got yeah we're fighting we're fighting right now the thing is we like got into an argument and then five minutes later it was fine and josiah called and i was showing my butt crack on camera and then we made up by eating buffalo wild wings and i was in the worst fit ever it was

literally the best night ever see we turn it out like we turn like a bad day into the best we can turn a frown upside down yeah we can turn the smile upside down yeah i can do that with my fingers and some spit oh my god anytime what no it was yeah it was just stupid it was cute it was a i think i think moments like that are like low-key cute and human i'm just like oh like yeah we let it we left it all on the table were we just talking about that it's like oh i was sitting in the car i was like it's crazy how i think i was in the car too i was like it's crazy how whether it's like a platonic or romantic relationship you were like bound to get into an argument like at some point like some sort of disagreement like it's literally just a part of

like building and i think that's why a lot of people get scared out of friendships is because like again you don't see that a lot publicly which makes sense because like what like me and you're gonna like turn on the camera when we're like fighting tan emoji um but like honestly like if you were keeping it real you would do that but you're fake as fuck but i'm dead ass so fake like i'm so fake um but wait sorry i know i was literally just saying like i think that's like a big thing that scares people away from friendships is because they like start to feel bubbling of like whether it be like resentment over something small or like whatever. And they don't want to have that conversation. So they just dead it.

I'm like, no, you if you really care about the relationship, you got to talk about it. Just let it all out. Let it loose. What were you saying about you being fake as fuck? I just was I see a bunch of comments of people all the time being like, he's so real for this. He's so real. He's so me. And I'm like, bitch, I am a lie.

I literally lie. I'm a liar. The only thing Drew doesn't lie about is when he says he bites his tongue. No, that's because it has physical proof and blood coming out. Fuck, I was going to say something else, but I guess it's not that important because it literally is a fleeing thought the thing is every single thought i have is a fleeing thought and that's why i have to interrupt people if we don't interrupt the person in front of us it just will never be heard

and maybe that's for the better but then i just like i get so lost thinking about that thought that i'm not listening to the conversation that we're having so then like when it's like my turn to reciprocate the conversation, I'm just like, cool, that's sick. That's really cool, bro. Awesome. And then I just have nothing else to say. What's the weather like?

Right now? What we should talk about is, one, thank you for the support and the merch. It was amazing, but you're going to be mad at us. You're already mad at us. You're always mad at us. Literally, there's never not a moment. There's always something to be mad at us about.

We saw the multitudes of people who were freaking out about it selling out. So we were like, okay, we'll just like make more. But too many of you bitches decided to join in. So there will be a delay too fast yeah ew your neck looks broken I just wanted to say

before we get like a plethora of comments for the next three weeks of people like yelling at me where is the merch there will be a delay in it as many of you know there's already a shortage

of supplies bitch you don't even have tampons you're not getting a t-shirt. But when you do get your t-shirt, you can cut it up. You can roll it up and pop it in there. That's actually, it doubles as a tampon. That's the thing that people aren't fucking seeing. I bet there's some, I bet like in the next week, we'll see a girl on TikTok who's unrolling

a piece of red fabric and she's like, so here's my, my homemade reusable. My greenwash tampon my green wash yeah but genuinely thank you from the bottom of our hearts for all the support and we are sorry that there's just going to be delays um we are actively like working on figuring out how to get after this i will be going and printing the shirts yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But no, they sold out literally immediately and then we were like,

dude, this is fucking... Y'all are gonna yell at us. Yeah, like if we sold... I don't know. We just like picked like the better off. The lesser of two evils.

Yeah, like, I don't know. We'll see if we made the right decision. So what I'm saying is don't fucking attack me or I will kill myself. She is very fragile.

That's what we're saying. Yeah, she's very fragile yeah she's very fragile we're very fragile um but it is a good thing to get complaints about i guess because it is support but i am sorry fuck you don't fucking talk to me motherfucker um also thanks for the fucking support on the one year anniversary i know we didn't like get into it but i think it was because like my shit is so sappy and i I'm like, that's embarrassing. It's literally going to be crying. Is that a notification going off over there, Meech? Yeah.

Oh, good thing you have a microphone so we can hear what your laptop is up to. Oh, I make one mistake after a year. Literally the only mistake I've ever made. Kai, we got you shoes, bro. They did get you shoes. What else do you want from us? We got you shoes and flowers literally one of my notes is life is beautiful because and it kind of has to do with like the year anniversary too because

it's just like literally if you don't know i've wanted to do radio host hosting since i was like super young and like and when i say radio hosting I still want to do like musical radio hosting at some point but specifically I listened to Elvis Duran in the morning show every single day getting ready for school and I was like oh my god I literally can't believe their job is to get on the phone and call Dick's Sporting Goods and like ask for balls and like it really is sometimes I'm like what is the fucking humor we're providing for the earth but like digging balls has always been funny like dig balls and farts will always be funny it is top tier humor and you cannot convince otherwise like if someone

went on stage at a stand-up comedian uh comedy show and literally just farted into the mic and walked off i would actually rank that in the top five sets of all time i'm literally not even joking no i agree because literally you know what it is we're gonna go on tour and do that oh emergency intercom tour soon and but it's just a minute long yeah it's just as farting um but like you know what it is it's like how it's just at the core of it sometimes simplicity is the best like sure i could go to like a michelin star restaurant and get like fucking chicken tenders from like a home-raised chicken who was like fed fucking like air one pills star restaurant getting chicken tenders

you're over what if it's a fucking michelin star restaurant for chicken motherfucker they better be making other plates and tendies okay anyways i'm just talking about the end so they they make the best chicken tenders ever and like you could go there but like a chicken tender is a chicken tender and what beats a chicken tender is a mcnugget mcnugget yeah so it's just like it's like that's my perception of comedy too like yes i could go and watch a stand-up special from like one of the best comedians ever or i could stay home and we could put on frankie grande's music video and play farts over it and get the same exact reaction the exact same amount of chemicals in our brain um i don't know if i

talked about this on the last episode i think i did briefly or i talked about it behind the scenes, but I haven't looked at this chair like literally since like the conception of it. And I was like looking through it and I was like, oh, there's like so many little memories in here. And it's like confetti and beard hair and like ash juice and shit. And it's just so cute. You consider those sweet little memories?

No, but I did find a pocket of beard hair like right here and i like picked it out and i was like oh my god this is what's fucked up is up for the last episode like a production team was helping us and they had to like handle this chair and i bet they saw and were like dude yeah because it's like flat it's like literally it's like a comfortable chair now like and all it took was it's not there's no way that's i know me like convincing someone no i think i think i literally shrank one can i try it yeah i think my left leg is shrank because i walk with a limp now and i'm not joking you walk with a limp because you're a fucking slut it's because i'm a bottom should we just do this this feels so weird you know what i realized i hate this after a year i

realized i've been on my bad side for a year straight i've been i've been on my bad side so now i'm on my good side yeah i know because now i'm like wait me too ew don't is that me? Is that your impression of me? Anyways, what I was saying is life is literally so beautiful. Period. Tampons and periods and girl stuff. Slut grinders. You really could. Look, we're going to both turn our head and you guess if this is in you or not. Okay.

Okay, turn. Or no, you turn your head. Okay. Hi, my name is Inya and I'm on my period Enya or not. Okay. Okay, turn, or no, you turn your head. Okay. Hi, my name is Enya and I'm on my period and I use tampons and I bake in the kitchen and stuff. Wait, was the first voice Enya? No, dude, that was me. That was literally you.

Are you guys joking? Okay, turn on, turn on, turn on. Okay, all right, all right. Grinder space, I'm. Let me just think. Grinder space. I'm scared. I'm scared. My life is ending. I'm scared.

I'm sick. That was true. Fuck off. That was in you. No, it was true. This is crazy. I love that insert. No, okay, so.

Dude, why are you being a grinder? I'm scared. I'm scared. You should have just played a grinder sound effect But me and Josh on the way home From the dinner last night We did a celebratory dinner It's whatever Yeah, we treat our friends to nice nights

Because we're good people You don't have to say that though It's just like we don't get reciprocated the same energy. So we just have to do it. Whoa. All the time. Now you're like. I don't feel that way.

I don't feel that way. I'm just saying that's just the way it is. That's just the way it is. That's just the way it is. Okay. So me and. Don't do that. It's a weekie right now.

Me and Josh were driving home from. You weren't driving. You were in a new car. Oh my God. Die, die, die. You're taking responsibility for someone else's credit. Like, that's their work. Oh, my God.

And Josh was... I was like, dude, I feel so weird right now. I felt like I felt at that dinner a long time ago. I was telling both of y'all at the pasta dinner where my vision feels wobbly and I feel disoriented and my eyes are shaky. And I was literally like, what the fuck is going on? And it's probably hypoglycemia or hypoglycemia or some shit. But I was telling Josh that and he's like, dude, I've been feeling disoriented too.

And me and him just had a conversation the entire ride home like festering about a gas leak or mold in our house. I did see a TikTok that was like this girl who she was talking about. She was like, it's like confusing because as somebody who's always had mental illness, I like thought that I was just like in a bad spot because like I had like foggy head. Like I couldn't remember anything. I couldn't do anything. Like I was just like so fatigued all the time like all these things and she was like those are all like kind of symptoms of like depression and ADHD and she was like I just thought that was like was my life or

whatever but then it turned out she had like a gnarly mold infestation no no see what like my biggest fear is is like people like I don't go to the doctor because I'm scared of what the doctor is going to tell me. I don't go to the doctor because them bitches be lying. I'm scared they're going to be like, you have cancer for three years and you're done for. That's my fear. So I don't go and I prolong and it probably ends up getting worse and worse. It's the same idea with getting tested for a gas leak or a mold leak. I'm like, oh, I'm scared they're going to tell me that I'm just a psychopath and that it's the same idea with getting tested for a gas leak or a mold leak i'm like oh i'm

scared they're gonna tell me that i'm just a psychopath and that it's not real the last time i went to the doctor they diagnosed me with bpd big pussy disorder big penis oh vagina big it's actually technically yeah thatB. Wait, really? Yeah. Oh, fuck. I actually have to go back now because... I told you they lie. I don't even know why you went.

I don't know. Doctors are liars. I googled the symptoms for big penis disease. But that doesn't exist. No, that's not a real thing. Yeah, it's big pussy disorder that's a that's a 4chan meme that they put out there to get people to think it's a thing you have big vagina disorder this is not the first time i've gotten trolled by 4chan disorder i i almost did get trolled by 4chan when i was like 12 or 14 when they put up the uh

like it was like making mustard gas thing. I don't remember exactly what it was but it was like mix this chemical and this chemical and put it in the microwave and it like makes a crystal or some shit but it actually makes mustard gas and kills your family. It makes DMT. Yeah.

I remember there was this kid bullying me in high school and then I posted his phone number at the time on 4chan and I was like this guy's bullying me like you guys should bully him back and I got you spotted they were like we are not your army instead we are going to destroy you

we're gonna figure out like what you host your minecraft server on and I was like dude Leafea's here used to be one of those fools that would hack minecraft service and hold them hostage before he was a commentary youtuber really yeah he would hack minecraft servers hold them hostage like on like big drop days and that's what how he made his money he was like dude i would i was like making more money holding minecraft servers hostage than i ever did being a youtuber that's honestly sick

yeah it's like really advanced dude i was talking to uh seth and corbin at the grower show we were talking about like discord and i was like discord is one of the last places where you get to see how society came to be because it's literally like you start a discord and there's no sign of human life there and then humans start filing in oh my god and they start like they start like interacting and then they start figuring out what they don't like about each other and then they start making rules and laws against each other and then people start like ganging up and being like i really don't like the thing that person did like yeah like and then just like yeah you're building like all these ideas of like that is so and then i was like the other thing in like a more fun way that is that is minecraft because like minecraft is literally that it's

like literally just like minecraft server was so fucking yeah no it literally got to do an emergency intercom minecraft i know that's what i was talking to seth about i was like the difference with my our minecraft server or yours was like it literally got to a point where there was like there was prison and we would have to put like bombers in prison and it was crazy and like griefers and then at the very end the justice system was still faulty because I got blamed for bombing the city when I didn't do it there were no i was all saying all powerful like whatever i said went and like it was so fucking fun and we need to do that again dude i remember the early days of the discord for emergency intercom and it was like i remember

we made it go live and my heart was racing i know it always it always nothing and then all of a sudden it's like some people start talking like oh this is so cool discord discord and they're like this is so exciting i've always wanted to discord and then like all of a sudden it's like 50 100 people 200 people like joining in the first like 10 minutes and then after two days it becomes literally by minute 15 somebody posted uh an image of like spongebob with cum all over it and and then someone said oh i know kai's like scared right now and i was like no and i like started going to the settings and like changing stuff and they were like oh he's fucking up he's like changing the colors of people's literally so sick and then also they

discord servers like create their own dating apps because they have like dating channels where like dude i was i was scrolling through like um i don't know. It was like, oh, it was a TikTok that had a bunch of like dating profile or like it's basically like in a Discord chat, a dating Discord channel. It's you post your selfie and then there's a voting system. Oh, and then yeah, it's hot or not. Yeah, exactly. Or it was smash or pass. Yeah, and all of them.

It was so mean. It was so mean. Also, this wasn't the emergency intercom. Oh, no, we would literally never do that. I can add that easily, though. No. What the fuck, Kai? I know that it was Discord.

Don't do that. I haven't been on that Discord in so long because it literally got scary. It scared the fuck out of me. Dude, I don't go on it ever again. It just got so scary because it literally is like it becomes its own society. And then it's like, oh, fuck. It becomes something you can't control. It's like an evil baby that't control yeah it's like you're yeah it's

like an evil baby that you birthed into this world like and like we were like we we have to shut it down we have to shut it down like people are gonna kill themselves spiraled that one day we were like holy we sat in that room in my bedroom like just talking dude we were like game planning we were like what's gonna happen like we were like literally game planning. And the podcast had only been alive for literally like two months. Like two months. At that point we were like, it's all over. It's done. I feel like that's how you and I bonded deeply one time.

It's just realizing that we both catastrophize this shit out of situations. We both like make like the worst scenario, the scenario that's going to happen when it literally will never, ever get there. I was just like, I still don't really understand Discord. So I was like, dude, why is it this big? What's happening? And then I got scared

because of the way y'all were talking. I was like, dude, is it that deep? Does it get that scary on there? But I've always, I've said this before, now because of that, I know there are good Discords and I've been in other Discords for topics that I like.

But like discord Reddit, not so much anymore because the Reddit page that was talking about me in like a freaky way. I guess our followers got it deleted because it's been gone for like a while. I didn't know that it got deleted. Yeah, it's been gone for like a minute. Which like, thank you. But also like, damn, now nobody wants to fuck me. Where's the cum tribute? Like literally, like nobody wants to fuck me anymore. I still haven't gotten a cum tribute, which is fucking crazy.

Actually, you have, Drew. Kai's just never showed you. He showed me. I showed Enya. It was on a paper. It was on a printed paper of you. And like, you know when like you put water in a paper and it starts sagging and eventually it rips through?

That was his come tribute for you. He went to go show me it. And it was like, dude, the paper was really sharp. It might have been watercolor paper or something. Because it was just denting. And I was like, Kai, you got to put that down. And it was seeping through like a cheesecloth and kind of dripping. And I was like, dude, you need to throw that down. And it was like seeping through like a cheesecloth and like kind of dripping. And I was like, dude, you need to like you need to throw that away.

Why didn't you give that to me? I've been working on it for a year. Well, it's because he went to go show it to me. And it just like fucking hit the floor. It burst. Yeah. And he's like. It gelatinized.

My parents like tuning into the podcast like once every five episodes dude yeah i hate when people who don't know us are like i'm gonna listen to that i'm like please no do not do that you have to you have to listen from the beginning you should not be yeah you have to listen from the beginning because if you just listen to a random episode it doesn't make sense me as if there's a plot line no you have to start at someone someone made like a tiktok about that actually that i like i don't remember oh no it was your tiktok of you talking to that at the beginning. Someone made like a TikTok about that, Ashley, that I like. I don't remember. Oh, no, it was your TikTok of you talking to that girl about the like the date where you're like. It's like like we joke about like diarrhea and like eating shit and like.

Oh, I have an inside joke with it. It's honestly funny. Like, it's funny. Yeah. When I like explain it to people, I have come to a like a spot where like the best way i describe it to people is because this is true like isn't it nice to put your foot here like yeah it's so awesome yeah you get it now this episode is brought to you by samsung galaxy ever captured a great night video only for it to be ruined by that one noisy talker with audio

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I'm not, it's not going to be permanent. I won't, I won't allow that. I do like this chair though, but it is like not like, I'm like, I understand the way you move in it now because I like want to lean back, but I'm like, you can't lean back because then you're so far from the mic. Actually, I might be the first person to lean back in this chair. Lean back. Lean back. Hey, lean back.

What was I saying? Lean back. Oh, this just happened naturally. But literally all we do is write down stupid thoughts in our notes app and then like share them to each other for each episode um and that's how i describe it to people i just call it it's just like unmedicated adhd psychobabble and that's literally it i don't have that shit so don't fucking say that about me i apologize apologize dude why am i over there bro like not she's not gonna bone you bro i might hit you never know

you're not gonna hit that bro i'm gonna hit that yeah i hit that honestly i hit that so many times it's fucking boring now nice guys literally do finish last in terms of like sexually they finish last yeah no i saw it crazy like a crazy dissection of it it was like literally sexually they finish last? Yeah. No, I saw a crazy. They make the girls squirt first. Like a crazy dissection of it. It was like literally nice guys finish last because like mean people like know what they want. And like some people like want someone to make decisions for them. That's how I am. I'm like I literally want like I don't want to have to pick where we're going to eat.

Like I want you to tell me where we're going and then also bring me a McDonald's. I'm going to get in the car and you are going to drive and I'm going to sit there and look pretty. On my iPhone. Yeah. And you're going to make it happen. Literally. And I don't want to have a conversation. Like that is the dream.

You don't want to talk? So you want to chauffeur? Unironically, like that is my vibe. It's like a relationship where I don't talk so you want to be like a trophy wife yes literally yes you want to be taken care of yes oh my god that sounds so nice i know it always sounds nice but i'm just like i want it but it's not something that i could actually live like i need my own like I need my own life yeah because like what we were talking about something yesterday where I was like I always like think about

wanting to do that but then I remember that oh no I was talking to Josh about it I was like I think I've like become like a slight workaholic which I never thought was possible but I was like um talking about like like oh like what it would look like if I ever retired in 10 years, 15 years. And I was like, I don't even know if I would be able to do that. Because I already consider what I do now nothing. So what is doing nothing on top of this? I don't know how to form that into words. But I don't know.

And then I was like, dude, I have to like work forever i'll freak the fuck out because i've gotten on this schedule and i'm like i love this schedule no i literally from it i was literally made to like chill and like slut like i was like built to do that like i wasn't built to like to like respond to people and like do this you are so bad at responding to people it's crazy i know the one thing i was not meant to have an iphone with text messages like on it because i cannot do that like don't fucking text me like honestly sometimes don't even call me because sometimes when people call me i'm just like oh fuck like no thank you yeah just but i am better i'm way better i i will answer a phone call

but a text message if you text me for something bitch you're not getting a response maybe ever like literally maybe ever yeah until you see her in person next it's it's wild i used to because it was a new thing it's like a new thing in the last like two years because of how often i was like i leave now yeah yeah it was like a new thing um and like you've just been valuing your time with your family more and like which is like fucking annoying i'm just like get on that iphone and text me back like we have you don't think that shit like my family is like really important to me i know i love your family but like we gotta gossip about some shit like we got some shit to talk i mean

that i will like i will wait i've literally been like loving gossiping recently. Not like saying shit, but like getting shit said to me. And I like I eat it up. I'm like, yeah, tell me more. Dude, gossip is good as long as it's not endangering like the well-being of someone else. Like as long as you're not like outing someone's personal information to an extent that is fucking gnarly. Gossiping is good. Literally, again, I get all my news

from fucking TikTok, but this girl was talking about the idea of gossiping was villainized because men didn't enjoy the fact that women could have a sit down and a deep connection

via what they were up to and what they thought. Because a lot of like connection via like what they were up to and what they thought and like because a lot of like and even using the word gossip is like okay it's not gossip it's literally what's happening in my friend's life like that's my friend's life and how they feel and it just so happened to be one of the most interesting things i've heard all day there is like a line that like with gossip that can't be crossed like there are some things that like i've said like personally and like that they've like confided in you.

And Kai is really good about that where he's like, no, like I don't want to lose this person's trust. Like I don't want to fucking tell you about that. Yeah, I literally won't even if someone told me something that I know I can't share. I like I won't even bring that shit up. Like literally I will just be like. Oh, I've been so good at keeping secrets. I have so many secrets from like so many people i fucking love i'm a good keeper uh secret keeper the only problem is

is i'm a really bad liar so i can do i can keep a secret like i don't give a fuck like i will like never like break but if anybody asks me a question about it, I literally have to get up and move. I'm like, I can't. It's so real. And you just start laughing. Like, she doesn't, she won't. If it's a yes or a no question, she just laughs and doesn't answer. And you can just assume the real answer.

It's really bad. It's just like, I'm like a truthful person. And I was like, but I'm different than you bitches. You guys are like lying freaks. But I don't know. I had to lie to survive. I don't know what it is. Like, I just like, I'm a a truthful person and I was like different than you bitches you guys are like lying freaks but I don't know I had to lie to survive I don't know what it is like I just like I'm a really bad liar I think it I don't know what it is but that's

always been a thing with me like I've just like I like can't keep a lie to like I can't keep a straight face while I'm lying so I just don't even put myself in the position where like something like that i'm withholding will get brought up i'll just like avoid um avoid avoid avoid but yeah gossiping is

fun i just looked at kyle and was like yeah but it's not real you know that. It's real. It's all love, baby girl. Okay, thank you. We're going to get you a nameplate that says our baby. No. We got Mason that. My baby, my. Well, we have multiple babies. Yeah. Kai, you like those shoes, bro?

Yeah. Can they see them? Wait, sand falls out somehow. They're not in frame at all. Oh, yeah, they are. There they are are peeking. Yeah, we got him the Vibram Arcteryx Gore-Tex joints. That's easy for me. Yeah.

I can't tell if he likes them or not, and I don't know if he's been interested. Yeah, Kai's like impossible to read. I don't think he likes them. I know, and I'm like literally returning them. No, I do like them. I wouldn't wear them if I didn't like them. Where? I like them.

I like them also because they have a really big soul and they make me really tall like your dolls kill platforms well what y'all don't know is Kai is literally 5'7 in those shoes

no in those shoes he's 5'7 he's 5'5 and a half he makes sure to tell the half it's crazy dude I am not

5'5 and a half that's someone who's 5'5 and a half that's something they would say oh my god if I was one of the smallest men in every single room I walked into I would probably say that too

I can see the comments on my Instagram for the next four months just 5'5 and a half I know literally you can't say a joke to them without them being like oh I'm running that oh I'm running that they're running it on every platform Kai is not 5'5 and a kai is not five five and a half he's five three and a half he's a miniature

i think i'm like four to seven inches taller than you i think kai is taller than you yeah i think he has that's what i was thinking about when we were getting your shoes I was like Kai's a little taller so it would make sense if he was a half size up because you're 6'4 and I'm like 6'7 you're 6'6 and this is all you've done for yourself with that

I'm 6'3 implying that being a tall man you should be a millionaire or something we need to do the height comparison tiktok have you seen that no it's like a tiktok where like squad compares heights i think i might be the shortest in the squad yeah because orion's taller than me elisa is taller than me elisa's taller than me yeah elisa's a tall girl dude i will never forget being in that elevator with all those models and like literally them towering over me.

And I was like, damn, I'm not like a short person. But like in that room, I felt tiny. It was crazy. I would have went home and like done a deed that like would have changed the course of your life forever. Genuinely thought about extending my femur. You should do that. I think they only do that procedure in China right now, right?

I have no idea. Isn't that like a thing? I remember reading an article. We can go. We can just take the podcast with us and we'll film with you in bed. Podcast in Iceland coming soon. The recovery for that procedure is like two years. You can't walk for like eight months and then they can only do like an inch.

Is the camera good? I'm just staring at them. Oh my God. Don't do that to them. They don't like that. Ew. Yeah, no, it is like the worst healing process possible on that surgery. I think you just get like an inch too.

I don't think you can do anything more. Literally this, I know we keep, like I keep bringing this up and let me not say we, because it's literally me, but like it's integral to this story, but I literally have to say it and it's embarrassing to say it because I'm one of those people now,

but I have like a personal trainer, but it's what he said to me will stick with me for the rest of my life like it was the craziest thing like so I have not worked out since like freshman year of high school like lifted weights or ran or anything I've just kind of been like like I've like worked out in between like doing like hot pilates and things like that but like not like proper like strength yeah strength training um so with that comes like literally looking like an infant and having infant size muscles well um my trainer like it was like cardio cool down and he was like we're gonna do something that like works out your

is it your lats or your delts i don't know the the muscle that's right beside your shoulder blade and then like you pull down on these bars like this and it works out this muscle and he was like um he was like showing me where the muscle was and he like touched it and he was like oh like i could i could barely find it like you have baby lats or you have baby delts and he was like you have delts of a baby. And I was like, I'm a 24-year-old. I'm a 16-year-old man. And you're telling me I have baby muscles.

Wait, what? Why did you switch your age? And then he, I just forgot. Like, I always forget that I'm fucking 16. But he, I cannot wait to be 18. Like, it's going to be fucking crazy. Like, I'm going to smoke cigarettes and shit. I could get you some now. I could get you cigarettes and alcohol because I'm and shit why don't you i could get you some now

i could get you cigarettes and alcohol because i'm 23 why don't you do that because that's weird of you to hang out with a fucking 16 year old like that is so at y'all's big age you're hanging out with a 16 year old you're literally like you don't like you won't like me so it's like why like why does it matter oh my god you know nothing about me you really don't know anything oh my god not me getting in trouble for outing a 16 year old right now no i uh but then his reaction like he he caught what he said i didn't i didn't react i didn't react to it at all and um but it did like in my brain like like set a little fire he also called you like did he wait was it him who called you dyslexic no it was the acting coach yeah the acting coach

called me dyslexic um he's like damn you're you're dyslexic you're dyslexic aren't you and i was like yeah it's like you read really slow for a grown person um but yeah he realized what he said and he kind of, like, cowered away and was like, oh, fuck, I should not have said that. It didn't offend me until he, like, realized that it could have been offensive. I don't know if that makes sense. Yeah, no. That makes complete sense. I was like, damn. It went over your head until you realized, oh, he was kind of being mean.

Yeah. But I didn't take it to heart or anything because I know, like, I'm, like, big. And it's crazy because i already have like muscles like you know how i said like men like from the very beginning i've said men working out is embarrassing it doesn't change for drew because it's all he talks about now but you feel better huh i physically i do i actually do feel better like i in and in my brain like i feel better no it literally is like it you hate to admit it but it gives you dopamine it literally is like it's because it's what your human body was made to do oh when i was working

out with the trainer i kept cracking up because i was like dude humans are so funny we just decided to go in and make machines that mimic like human labor from like 1734 like literally like one of them is like this like row machine and i'm like literally i feel like i'm like rowing noah's ark right now like why am i like doing this it's literally just a big kid playground like it's an adult playground it's like it is high school it's also so dystopian in there like it really is like a weird fucking sinister vibe but i've already like caught myself like getting addicted to it in a way where i'm like which is good but also like could be a very gnarly thing because i have like an incredibly addictive personality where if i don't take the weekend off or like take days off

in between like i will like ruin my body somehow but like i catch myself being like oh i can like swing like going like two times a day somehow like i can get in there like two times a day just like one of the most bored humans ever yeah and then i'm like oh like if i go every day i could like maybe figure out a way to like make it like a three and a half hour workout where i have an hour off in between like instead of session like coming home and playing call of duty for like three more hours yeah the thing is about me is like if i have to pick like the gym or fortnight i'm picking fortnight really i'm gonna go do fortnight i'm gonna make time for we should

make real fortnight did you know they made fortnight a real thing they need to put ps5s in our brains in our brains and in treadmills so I can play Fortnite while I'm at the gym. That would literally be so fucking fun. Like, are you kidding me? I'm going to wait. I'm actually just going to put Fortnite on my Switch and connect to the fucking gym Wi-Fi and play Fortnite at the fucking gym. And like run and slow down as like you're going.

Because there is a machine there that like that I tried that you like it goes to your pace. So like if you're walking it like walks and then if you're sprinting it speeds up with you and sprints but it's only like straight up and down and backwards you can't like go side oh i saw you doing that when i was working out that was also making me laugh a lot why don't we just do fortnite in real life like just kill people yeah you just drop a bunch of people on an island and have them fight to the death i'm down we did that with hunger games have you seen that documentary okay and yeah that's not a documentary though what that's a movie wait what's that what's a movie

yeah are you questioning a woman right now i know like what you're like you're trying to make me feel like small and stupid like quit gaslighting her we know we all know hunger games is real yeah like what did your parents tell you that wasn't real what the fuck is going on you've been coddled all your fucking life yeah bro like that caught me so off guard like what literally you saying hunger games is a documentary caught me off guard like right like don't you know um but no you can't do fortnite in real life because one time in fortnite i landed um like on the outskirts of the island and like where like people who abandoned their playstations and shit like end up just landing

and like someone had landed and then activated an emote of their person sitting and eating popcorn like on a chair and i like saw them and i went up like really close and it was just their like character in my face and they weren't moving i was like dude they literally just like activated this emote and like left and then i took out my gun to shoot them and i like like aimed for them and like killed them and something about it felt really wrong like i literally like the deep deep really human part of my like caveman brain was like you just like took a life every no every every once in a while when i'm playing call of duty i like think about what i'm doing and like why am i like having

fun like killing virtual people like why what part of my brain like is like this is what i need to do with three hours of my day the reason why it's so addicting is because there's an actual person on the other hand like life away no literally because if if like i don't play like i don't go out of my way i don't know anybody who goes out of their way to play like the story mode on fucking call of duty like no one is doing no one does that it's literally just to like fight other people which it could be as simple as like winning a game so it feels good to win a game but like i don't know but for that reason i just i wouldn't do fortnite in real life

because you you have to kill people my brain is so tapped into fortnite solo because when i was at the gym and i was sprinting like um tactical sprinting yeah you're like wait let me slide real quick no i i was like sprinting and then i was thinking about like um tactical sprinting yeah you're like wait let me slide real quick no i i was like sprinting and then i was thinking about like the bar at the bottom of you did not do this i was thinking of the bar at the left bottom of the screen where it tells you how much stamina in fortnite you have to run and i like every time i'm playing i'm like damn bitch you can't run longer than that but then as i was doing i was like you know what like that is a really real thing that they had like i couldn't run that fast for that long.

The stamina bar in any video game is the worst thing they've ever put, implemented. I fucking hate, I hate anything that's just not a health bar. Like, hunger, thirst. Like, why add hunger and thirst? Pick one if you're going to put it. Because it's real. Like, I can't. I can't do that shit.

It's like, so it becomes like a game where I have to fucking drink water and eat food. Like, it's not like a fun game anymore. And you're playing the game to avoid that. So it's like, why am I doing that again? Literally. Exactly. Exactly. Why does my feet getting so warm in the bath?

Never. Let me see. Can you take this off? You want me to take my shoes off? Yeah, take your shoe off. Let me see something. Why do you want to see something? I don't have socks on have socks on i just want to see like how manicured your toes are they're not manicured so now what i just okay like i just want to someone actually i saw a comment

somewhere because my feet were in frame of something and someone was like this girl always got her toes done and i was like thank you wow i was like that's the thing about me it's my toes that was me commenting from my burner account. I don't think I've ever seen your bare feet, and I would like to keep it that way. I've seen them before in Joshua Tree. They're good. Oh, maybe I have. They're not bad. But I didn't look.

And you would maybe even say that they're good, right? I'd say they're not bad. Okay. I appreciate that. I don't know how I feel about your feet i have disgusting okay i have long gross flipper feets and my pinky toe like is turned underneath my ring finger toe like it's underneath it looks like i was like foot binded as a child it's crazy it's literally a crazy vibe um orion told me i have nice feet and then we looked at our wiki feet but there's some wait do you have a wiki wiki feet yeah should i i want

to see if i have one i bet i had a higher score than me and i was jealous i was like damn maybe i need to put more foot oh sorry i just opened my phone and i'm on the emergency intercom um merch site by the time this comes out, the site is like done. So it's like, why even like say that? Oh, wait. Yeah. Wait, I don't even think I have one, which is like. That sucks for you.

A blow to my ego. They won't verify me and they won't make me a fucking wiki. There's literally a penis on this. Ew. Nasty. Wait, that's Enyaa like the singer or like what oh no yeah this is any of the singer damn she has beautiful feet she's a she's a 4.7 this is humiliating damn no come tributes no wiki feet literally what is my people want to have sex with you in real life.

That's what you have. That is the truth. That's the thing about me is when people meet me in real life, they're like, wait, this guy is so weird and mysterious. What the fuck? I can't find my wiki feet. I need to know more. I did.

It's the truth, and Kai knows it. But that's like you saying that. That's not what like a weird, mysterious guy. That's not how that actually works. Like people say that, not like the guy. If you were actually weird and mysterious, you would never be like, I'm weird and mysterious. I never said that. You just said that.

I said other people say that about me. Okay. Yeah. I guess you technically got it. But who said that about you? Oh, several people. I can't name names. Look how long this is do you see it's always your hair that's attached to another piece of hair that fell out and you're like look how long this is

my hair is matted i need it cut so bad i can cut it i'm waiting until new york because i want to go to that one barber that like slays boots and it's really cheap. Um, I, fuck, I was going to say something else. Yeah, I only get my haircut in New York. Okay. I fly to New York for a haircut. Mr. Beast is fucking insane. Mr. Beast. I need to be in a Mr. Beast video.

He won't answer my DM. No, Mr. Beast emergency intercom collab. Like, let's make it happen. I need to be in a MrBeast video. I need to. And I will tap out immediately. I'm kidding. If you're watching this, I will, like, I'll win.

I'll win the damn thing. Wait, that would be so fun to actually be in. That's what I'm saying. We need to be in a MrBeast video. MrBeast, put us in a fucking video. Like, everybody that is... Fly me out, though. Business class.

Get flown out. No, everybody that is listening to this business class get flown out no everybody that north carolina is listening to this tell mr vista put us in a video wait where's this north carolina i think so oh but you gotta pay me a lot of money you got a business class they don't even have business class it's a train yeah you gotta take the train there they got a greyhound bus okay put me in business class and put me up in like a four seasons and i'll go me he's asking me to go i want a view i want a view of the parking lot and the rolling hills uh what's her fucking name hairspray oh my god wait

that pisses me off that i don't have that off the top of my head. I'm literally like losing my mind. Alzheimer's. Dementia. Your mom. Hello. Nikki Blonsky. Yes, Miss Blonsky is like, it is crazy that we've gone a year and haven't spoken once about Nikki Blonsky, but she is is that girl i'm trying to find her hotel

review that yeah the only reason the hotel review is maybe the like top 10 funniest content put on the internet of all time and also i got a message from her through cameo someone bought a cameo for me madeline bought us a cameo. Yeah, it was awesome. Okay, I found it. This is what we want out of our hotel room that Mr. Beast gives us. Yeah. We'll put it on screen, but me and Drew have to watch it. Guys, what's up? It is Nikki.

I am finishing day three of Kazacon. Kazacon. West Virginia. You've taken such a care of me. I love you all. But they went above and beyond. This place is just mind-blowing.

That's amazing. Me when I lie. I'm just saying. Beautiful artwork on the walls. And then, come on. Then, you do this. and you look at the window to gorgeous West Virginia

oh my god those words have never been uttered gorgeous West Virginia has never been said that's literally going to be us in North Carolina like if Mr. Beast I've never had biscuits and gravy before. And, oh my God. Glade Springs.

You have turned me into a biscuits and gravy lover. Thanks. Okay. Seriously. I know I just said I never had biscuits and gravy. This is the most delicious thing I've ever eaten in my life yeah dude oh my god yeah mr beast like if you fly us out look at that tv look at that artwork beautiful artwork on the walls it's like wholesale from wayfair that view is gorgeous but literally i know what mindset she was in like

she doesn't actually think that's the nicest place she's ever been to. She's saying that so she gets invited back. And she probably, it was probably a brand deal. Yeah, it definitely was. Because she tagged the hotel like in every single frame. So she had to say it. So I support her. She's getting her bag.

That's what we need from Mr. Beast. I need business class. And I need to be put up in a nice hotel. Now I'm boring with like nobody. he literally doesn't know what he does. Mr. Beast, this is the video idea. Maybe you rent out an airplane and we have to fly it. No, we have to live on the airplane for like 30 days. Two weeks, two weeks on an airplane.

We have to learn how to fly it. fly no we get to go somewhere once a week but we don't get to take off get out of the airplane we just have to stay in the first class section so your your idea is for the mr beast videos to have him first class just fly you to places exactly and we can fake it that we stay in the plane all the time wait but that is like a mr beast video where like i rented out a one billion dollar airplane for an entire month and i had to live inside of it and i couldn't leave the first class video of him not eating is literally the funniest thing best single piece of content ever made on youtube i i genuinely it's really so insane but no for real though like hit me up hit my line my dms are open mr yeah

literally oh my god imagine he actually like hits us up would we actually do it i would i would actually do i would like carve out and i'm a busy woman so like we're busy people keep that in mind we would have we would have to be able to record the podcast while we're staying in the room for two weeks yeah because you have to make yourself like available like you have to like show you want something but then make yourself seem so unavailable that like he's like well shit like i guess i really need these people in my video so actually i don't even know if yeah i don't know i don't know if i can make it work out like it sounds like a lot but like we could probably figure it out yeah if you beg if you beg and plead but like it would be embarrassing to see you begging and pleading. So just like, ask for it.

Begging. Begging you. What I was going to say is, why would my feet get so warm in the shower? I get horny. Oh. Oh. Oh my God. They smell good, huh?

I thought that's what we were doing. You thought we were initiating foreplay? Okay. You know what I'm saying, though. You know what I'm saying. I agree with you on a lot of things that make you horny, but like that. No one agrees. That is.

Maybe it's because I'm so iron deficient. So then when my feet get warm, I'm like, oh, my God, human touch. Oh, wait. No, I literally don't agree with that. Is that Azul opening the door? Did he open the door? No, it's Josh, the other human in the house. Oh.

The image in Drew's head is like Azul, like, picking up a briefcase and a top hat to go to work all right i'm off to work honey um no i don't agree with i just looked at your boobs you should really i just had to let you know i got called um i got flirted with and called mommy in the white version of this tank top it was um crazy and i think it was guys stop looking i think it was because it was by a shorter man who was like forced to be at eyesight with my boobs all day um and then he couldn't help himself it was actually it was actually the craziest vibe ever like i don't want to air it out too much because like we'll probably see this person again because he's just just, like, in the circle.

But, like, it was a weird vibe. It was insane. And the only reason it got weird was because we thought we assumed something about him that was just not real. And we'll leave it at that. Yeah. And then we'll cut the episode there. It caught me off guard. Big time.

I've never. Mama. Mommy. Give've never. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Give me milk. Ew. Mama, can I have some milk? Don't look in my eyes and say that to me. Mama, can I have some milk? Sam, if you don't get the feet thing, it's because you're not

like chill. Whatever. I'm sure. We can move on. You've silenced the room. can you do the baby voice one more time You sound like you're farting. It's like... Oh, it's... Do the fart? Oh, that one was good. That was good. The last one was good. I'll cut it. It took you a couple tries.

All right, well... Okay, what time are we at? 15 minutes. Fuck. Oh, fuck! Are we good to do media yeah what is it 55 holy crap but yeah so what we've learned today is we need more thirst you know what it is i don't think i've posted enough photos of myself recently so the thirsting for anya has like died down yeah

i just don't post enough content me but don't worry y'all i'll get those pics out i'll do the damn thing and you fulfill your half of it which is like thirsting over me hyper up i did see a tiktok that like it was like the some of the more like like sensual leaning photos of me the thing is because y'all tag me in so much stuff on tiktok and i like go through my like tags and i like go watch what you tag me in um tiktok now makes my timeline like you bitches don't get away like if you're talking shit if you were posting like a thirst thing whatever it gets on my timeline we got a devin lee feature on ig i know we got a devin and addison oh like i'm like are you in oh no not in addison's i'm saying like via devin and addison oh like i'm like are you in addison oh no not in addison's

i'm saying like via devin i'm in the same carousel as addison we're in the same carousel wow wait where's addison addison ray is very sexy i'll say that that's she is hot as bones she's hot as wing meat on wheels but she and she's also like super fucking sweet and like surprisingly charismatic and yeah which makes sense yeah like you don't get to the position you're in if you're not charismatic like yeah just i've had such you know the baby raps where you wrap around like i need to stop doing this because i was like i need to stop thirsting over the women i know in real life and then when i see them i'm just like hey i'm like oh my god hey

as if like two days before i wasn't like i publicly like i'm gonna milk her knockers um but back to me someone posted a thing uh like it was like a... And I couldn't find it again because they didn't tag me. And I don't know how it ended up on my timeline. But it was probably because the comments were saying my name. Say my name. Say my name. Anyway. But it was like pictures of me.

And I was like, damn, there are some like sensual photos of me. Like, that are public. Like, and they're not like the craziest thing. But I'm like, when they're in a slide like this, I'm like, damn, for free? Wait. Like, I just did that for free starting only some of them were paid some of them were paid a quarter of a million dollars a month starting only fans no why are you mad at me just do it you get to see it for free

though but you want to take advantage of me financially yeah okay good exactly that's it that's why we're here together all right all right let's tap into some media i want addison ray you know the baby things like that um moms like wrap around themselves and put the infant in and the infant you want to be held i want that she has maternal energy yeah she really does i want her to wrap me up like a little infant oh that's really good of you okay i'll tap in because i already got my three. Okay. I'm going to say Empathy by Crystal Castles. Certified Classic. Billy Not Really by

Death Grips. And The Second Twilight by Deep Forest. And honestly let's just add in Cookie Thumper by Die Antwoord. Oh my god. I've just been on a Die Antwoord oh my god or maybe ooh wait I've just been on

a Die Antwoord kick recently and I know they like took blood from their baby and drank it or some shit but like I can separate

the music from the artist aww that's honestly so fucking cool of you what is downloading something's downloading on my phone

I didn't ask I didn't ask for that has Spotify given you free Spotify yet no cause they fucking hate me yeah they give me free spotify actually i think they do but it's for my dad's spotify oh yeah that actually is yeah my dad has uses my spotify dude i literally give so much money to streaming services i'm like i'm a cog in the machine i'm literally no one's talking about i'm keeping keeping spotify yeah i am keeping media as we know it alive with my multiple subscriptions of 12 to 20 a month you know i have like the rich get richer mentality when it comes to streaming

services because i just use everybody else's and then kai every once in a while kick me out of his i know maybe change it the fucking password i just had had to sign up for HBO Max because I was like, oh my God, I can't ask. I was like, I can't ask him again. I can't ask again. Why?

I like, I just got on my sisters. I like providing for you guys. Don't fucking talk to me like that. Sorry. Why did that give me chills? Ew. Well,

I haven't been finding a lot of like new, like super interesting music because like new music has been coming out from like artists right now that i've just been listening to like there was a drake album and now there's the brent fives album which is honestly not what i wanted it to be but i'm going to still listen and skip past you still listen a lot like it's still like because like they're still like i need that kick in my brain that his other albums gave me and i i will like i will get to the bottom of it but literally the singles are the best songs and

then addictions is good but i don't like the feature yeah um and then i've still been on like an aventura kick like i've just been hella listening to the love and hate album um and that's kind of it like that's literally all I've been listening to. Yeah, it's so true. Like, she strictly has been listening to those, like, four songs off the Brent Fires album. Yeah. And you know what? If it's what's going to get me through the week, sometimes you don't have to be niche.

Sometimes you just got to do what you got to do, you know? And I don't watch movies anymore i'm gonna start listening to it i'm gonna tap into mac demarco um tonight just to see what it sounds like to my adult brain because when i was like 16 17 i was like you still might like it because it's like when you like something that much as like a child like it always sounds like chambers of reflection was the best song i had ever heard that That song. No, there's a Magna Marco song that literally just reminds me of the one time I got high for the first time and then I thought the heat lamp

was melting the skin off my back. Oh, yeah. I don't know if I've said that story. I think I have. We talked about it. We played with tampons or pads the entire time. And then I went to go brush my teeth

and we were in Seattle and it was really cold and I didn't know what heated light bulbs were. So I was standing in the bathroom and the light bulb above me was a, yeah, it was high as fuck. And the heated light bulb was above me and I felt it burning the back of my neck. And I was like, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. And I freaked out and I took a shower, but I couldn't finish my shower because there

was a heated light bulb in the shower above me. And I thought I was burnt. My skin was burning alive. So I just got out covered in soap and wet and laid in bed and listened to mac demarco and gorillas and like fell asleep yeah damn that was like one of the last times i ever had fun high no the last time you had fun high was when i had a panic attack and you know ryan got taco bell yeah that taco bell was legendary maybe i try i've like i've said this before but there's like a moment in my life where like after like six or seven or eight months maybe even like a year or two like after the

last time I smoked weed I get this like like primal deep urge when like I have to smoke weed I have to like I have to do it I just need to do it once and get it over with and like it's sneaking up on me because like there have been a few times where I'm like I think I'm gonna drink a can yeah I know you've been saying that maybe you try with just me and orion around yeah like because i think that also might be it because i couldn't get high for a long time unless it was just me and orion and like then i was able to get high around you and like then it like creeped out into the rest of the group but i think it's like you have to like find the place for grounding You have to be grounded with your girls.

Yeah. I need my girly pops to... I'm going to fucking hit you in the fucking face. Oh my god. Okay, we'll just end it there. Bye, guys. Outro Music