Emergency Intercom - We're Toxic and Going Away

Episode Date: October 22, 2021

this week we discuss our toxic traits and maybe it’s time to end things..? A brief discussion on gatekeeping gets Drew extremely angry Side note: dentists aren’t real Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzor Follow Drew on Insta: @DrewPhillips09 To listen to the podcast on YouTube: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercomPodYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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What? It's just been a minute It's been a week y'all Welcome back to this episode of Emergency Intercom For them it has I guess for them it has literally been a week Yeah But it's been like 10 days for us

We haven't seen each other in 10 days I'm serious I guess in my head it's not too crazy Because I literally. We haven't seen each other in 10 days. I'm serious. I guess in my head it's not too crazy because I literally was like disappearing for a month at a time for like ever. Yeah. Yeah. I miss those times. I miss running away. I want to run away again.

I miss when people would miss me. Now you guys have me all the time and you don't care about me. You don't like. No, that's how I fucking feel. I go away for 10 days. I go through the worst experiences of my life my hometown literally developed a hemorrhagic form of covid it made you bleed from your eyes and your asshole it was so gnarly it was the scariest thing in my life and

they put us on lockdown and they put a dome a dome a glass dome over my whole they gave everyone dome yeah they gave everybody head and that's how we got rid of it no they put a glass dome over grand bay and there were rumors of nukes so i had to sneak out at night with my family and that's how i'm here so you should be and my fucking teeth were stolen should i go into that a little bit i don't know i don't know y'all he's been saying that the dentist they gave him radiation therapy the dentist just randomly gave me chemo and radiation it was fucked up i was literally like bleeding i don't know and they took my teeth and my teeth for a week but you do have your teeth now so how'd you get them back? Black Market. I stole them. They look exactly like your old one.

Thank you. Was that hard? I killed 36 people to assemble this set. Oh, wow. That's impressive. Just don't tell them, though. Well, our mics could probably pick that up. Sorry, there's a copter.

There's a copter. Can you hear that, Kai? Kai, are you picking up that copter outside? Uh, yeah. There's a helicopter circling right now. We're probably going to be arrested in the next few minutes um just like keep keep your tax fraud um did anything else happen did anything that actually happened happen that you want to talk about oh so now you're telling me that my experiences aren't valid is that what you're telling me now? Wait, also, what finger do you rest your phone in?

My pinkies. Someone the other day posted something that that will lead to arthritis because you're putting such a big strain on your pinkies and it can lead to your wrist getting arthritis. And it freaked me out. And also, I have the ugly dents in my pinkies. So I'm going to stop using my phone i just feel like i have like oh really fascinating a phone that's actually really fascinating yeah

so i better not see you on it like this episode well i need to look at it for notes that's different it's for work i stopped using it though no because it's well because i i didn't want to have to have my notebook i didn't want people to think that i was so old-fashioned oh i see i see you should bust out a typewriter one day i have one just um yeah but in texas my teeth were stolen nukes were dropped um the craziest thing is i i can't say that one that happened it's just too intense were you just I'll just move on to the next thing I think I know what you're gonna say um I got sent away to prison I did I did I did y'all and I had to oh I could go I thought like I know things that actually happened in Texas and And I was like, yeah, I guess I'd be kind of worried to bring that up.

Yeah, I know. But I went to prison because I stood my ground. Doing what? I forgot. What did I say I went to prison for? I don't know. You've been lying all week. I don't know how to keep up.

I think I went to prison. Oh, because I had like a giant dick and it's illegal. It's illegal to have a big penis in Texas. Yeah, that is what you said. So I went to prison for having a big penis in Texas. It's this long story. I don't even want to get into it. Oh, it's a long story.

Yeah. But basically I went to prison. You didn't even get my joke. No, I did. Like my penis is long. I just ignored it but yeah no uh i like when i got in there immediately i was like yo like i need to like stand my ground and be like the man this prison needs so immediately i went up to like the strongest gang in there and spit in their face, which was stupid because I was only in there for four days.

And then I started this like underground, what's it called? Like economy with Slim Jims. So all of y'all's donations. But they didn't donate. Who donated? Just all the viewers. They really stood by my side. Like they were there for me

and like listener like thank you for putting money on my what is that commission like commissary commissary thank you for putting money on my commissary like i was able to buy slim gyms i was able to buy enough slim gyms to start a little Slim Jim economy. And then, yeah, I traded three up for a shiv and I protected myself for four days and I'm here. I'm not kidding. Once we start getting like 100 views, I'm going to start posting videos lying like that. And just like slap myself in the face, make me look really red and beat up and be like, I just got in the face. Make me look really red and beat up and be like, I just got in my house. Someone was in here and I had to fight them out.

No, I'm just like, it's so fun to lie. Because y'all's reactions are so fucking funny. Y'all don't put up with it anymore. Like, Drew, shut the fuck up. Oh, it's like how I posted the picture of New York and everybody was like, are you there? And I was just like, no. Yeah. I was just like, yeah.

Literally, I posted it as well. And all my New York friends were like, are you here? And I was like, no, I'm just lying. Like, literally, like, I'm just bored. I was because I was telling my friends. I was like, who's going to like literally who's going to check me? Like, if I say I'm here and you ask to hang out, I'm just going to be like, oh, my God, I actually leave tomorrow.

I'm so busy. Yeah, I'm so busy. And then I leave on Wednesday. That's what I was telling some people. I was like, I was like, oh, but I'll be back in on the 25th. Yeah, I'm like, literally, I'll be back immediately. Like, don't worry. No, that's what I was telling everybody.

I was like, like, I'm not here right now, but I'll be here in a week. I'm just posting this because everybody else is. Yeah, want to make fun of people stop post i'm like stop posting the sky when i do the same thing but i don't i don't post the sky like that anymore i've just evolved past posting the sky like i've seen it enough times um but yeah that's drew's update of how it was for him in texas there are some real things but i'll let you talk for a little bit because i've been talking for my shit is nothing i literally have just been like imagine imagine me like getting up in the morning and like i get up i put on especially because like josh wasn't here so i had the house to myself for a while i would get up and like put on boxers and put on my uggs and

walk around like hobble around the house shirtless and Uggs and boxers because it was getting so cold in the house that like my feet were like in pain that was my feet this morning yeah I have to wear my Uggs in the house so I would just like hobble around in my Uggs for a while like boil some eggs eat like boiled eggs I can't then go sit at my computer and edit I just sat at my computer editing and eating eggs all week. And then every now and then I would get invited out for a drink and I would go drink and then like chain smoke a pack of cigarettes and then be like, wake up the next morning with like three extra pimples and be like, what the fuck? Why am I breaking out again? And then I would do it like two days later. The severe amount of eggs consumed in this last week in this house is actually concerning.

Maybe three dozen yeah i can't believe that and and right before i left and it was like i because i said i was like dude i am just over eggs i like can't do eggs and he was like you know what like i think i'm over eggs as well and i was like fucking finally like no you just you know what the beauty about eggs is they come in all different forms. It's like if I were to stand up and be like... It's like if I stood up and was like, I'm over women. I just don't find them attractive anymore. But there's just so many women. I was trying to make a joke about like...

They come in all shapes and sizes of beauty. And you can have them... You could cook them in any way you like. So you fetishize certain... No, that's the beauty about it is I... Yes, I do hyperfixate on one kind of woman. But then I get really disgusted and fucking tired of it. And I think it's gross and it's the nastiest thing ever.

And I move on to the next category. Oh my God. And that's how I treat people. That's actually really brave that you would admit that. Thank you. actually don't please no she does um but yeah like eggs you could just have so many ways i'm over they're like potatoes they're like potatoes they're so versatile people who eat sweet potato fries do it for attention sorry i stole that joke but it's true that's not my joke i used to only eat sweet potato fries i don't even think it's like for a health reason i was just like oh sweet potato fries are so good now if i got sweet potato fries put my face i would throw up on them no absolutely like i don't get it never will they're

like candy like like just eat a fucking regular potato i'm sorry it makes no sense it makes no sense to me sweet potato is really fucking good dude it's some sweet potato and like a sweet green salad or just a salad in general, like a sweet potato. No, I'm down for sweet potatoes, yams, all that. But like sweet potato fries, like if you have the option to not get sweet potato fries, why are you getting sweet potato fries? If you are buying, if you're purchasing sweet potato fries, knowing damn well the only condiment

is ketchup, you are going to prison. Who the fuck is dipping sweet potato fries in fucking ketchup? I'm going to shoot you. You're rancid. No, I i'm gonna shoot you in the feet and push you over and stab you in the fucking lungs and step on you like i i'm no yeah she's gonna that's a joke i'm reusing i made a tiktok saying that i woke up the next morning and it got taken down and i was banned from posting for a week because people kept kept fucking tagging me on that nasty smiley piercing video which is offensive actually i'm gonna get into that i'm gonna get into that don't fucking tag me in that nasty breath those fucking disgusting ass people who don't take care of

their piercings if my piercing started to look funky and made my breath smell like shit i would take it out simple as that because what's more important having a stupid fucking piece of metal in my mouth or being sexy, hot and pretty and actually caring about myself like most sexy, hot, pretty people do. Exactly. I'm not fucking dirty. Don't fucking tag me in that shit. It actually pissed me off.

And I just hate seeing like, bitch, brush your fucking teeth. Brush your fucking teeth. Because they had plaque building on their fucking piercing. That's what I'm saying to you. Like your piercing is like gross looking now. You're so annoying. Your gums are turning black also yeah i was like that person has like that the black gums are not from that

smiley piercing because she never even touched on it i was like that's either someone's birth mark or they have like a separate gum issue yeah or probably if you don't take care of your teeth um poor dental hygiene but yeah i was just like that's a different problem but like also their shit being infected and they were like why didn't you take it out why did you not take it out like what did you think was gonna happen um but yeah basically i told people stop fucking um tagging me in it because the next person who tagged me in it i was gonna contact tiktok find their address through t TikTok Corporation, go to their house, stab them in the chest, shoot them in the feet, push them over and step on them.

Oh my God. And that was from Top of the Dome. Nice. Hey, I don't write shit because I ain't got time. I use a tablet of my mind. Lil Wayne. He did not say tablet of my mind. I don't know. I don't know lyrics. He probably did though. I don't write shit. say tablet of my mind i don't know i don't know lyrics he probably did

though all right tablet of my mind no he did not say that because i wait what song is that from a milli a million no he did not say he did say tablet in that because that song is like old enough that like tablets weren't like common no i think he meant like ancient tablet. You know, he meant his Kindle. Yeah. His Amazon Kindle. Amazonian. That's what they should call the workers.

Amazonians. Oh yeah. Amazonian goddesses. No, but since we were talking about teeth, I might as well actually talk about my teeth. Um, so I went to the dentist in Texasxas um and i had some i had a

toothache which like i haven't gone to the dentist in probably like five or six years which like already should be already for me is like a red flag because like i just have like i just have like so many teeth problems from a kid. I just have really acidic breath or something. I don't fucking know. My enamel is all melted off from a kid. From a kid? From being a kid.

So I went and sat down in the dentist chair or whatever. And I was sitting there. And she opened my mouth. And without even looking at my teeth, she opened my mouth looked inside for like maybe two seconds and then pulled out her like uh tools and she was like do you drink a lot of energy drinks and I was like I was like why do you ask and she's like because I it looks like you drink a lot of energy drinks and I was like I mean like my entire personality online for like two years was literally red bull like it was literally me drinking red bull and she was like she was like huh that's

weird because your teeth are like destroyed from those energy drinks and i was like oh my fucking god so like the only reason i had to pay forty two hundred dollars four thousand two hundred and sixty two dollars for all that they they filled three cavities, and then I had a root canal, because one of my teeth was so fucking disgusting that it reached one of my roots and my thing, and they had to go in there and scrape all that shit out. Root canals are like an older person problem. You should not have a root canal.

No, that's what I'm saying. My teeth were destroyed from Red Bull. So stop drinking Red Bull. Stop drinking acidic drinks in general. But I told her I was like, I did for like three years, but then I haven't for like the last year because they made my heart hurt. They like fucked up my heart.

And she was like, huh, well, the damage already been done. And so she was like, basically like, you're going to be dealing with this for the rest of your life. Dude, that's gnarly. I wonder, I probably have that then too, because I was, no, but I haven't been drinking Red Bull kind of since I moved to LA. And right before I came to LA, I think that year was like my last time at the dentist.

I got like three cavity... I also got like three or four cavity filled. I had a lot of cavities. Are cavities from sugar? What is that like? I don't even care. I like have completely neglected that like side of the world because it's really a sore subject for me it's literally so expensive yeah well literally not even that but when i was

like a kid um me and madeline like i have my twin sister madeline like we would go in together and get our teeth looked at and they had this wall of like kids who had like came in and had zero cavities and like there was like a bunch of kids on there and every time i would have like one or two cavities and madeline wouldn't have any and i was like brushing the fuck out of my teeth which was probably not good no it's because i i found out why and they told me they were like oh like it's literally not his fault he has good like dental hygiene like his gums he's flossing all this shit but it's because i have um like like acid reflux and when i'm asleep it like without me even realizing like bubbles up and then that acid like melted my enamel off when i was a kid so now i have just fucking no enamel teeth that like um causes me to have cavities regularly and i'm a dentist dream because they just get to

fucking milk me of all my money always i feel like i have um probably like i have a i have a cavity that got filled and i know the uh the teeth that get filled they stain quicker because like obviously it's not like your regular teeth so i have a tooth that's in the back of my mouth that like it looks like the worst cavity ever it's like so gross but like i don't fucking care like i'm not going to the dentist like if someone wants to pay for me to go to the dentist sure i'll like run in there i don't care but am i going to allocate the funds for myself fuck no bitch unless my shit is falling out or it hurts nothing hurts yeah my teeth are moving i think because maybe my wisdom teeth are coming in but i don't give a fuck i'll wait till that shit's infected and rotting over.

I literally don't care. No, that's so bad. That's the reason why I went was because I was like, okay, I've heard so many horror stories of people just waiting too long to get their teeth fixed and then having to spend thousands and thousands of dollars. I'm just going to go in, get these cavities filled, and then call it that and spend maybe $1,000 total.

But I just waited too long, and I had to spend four thousand two hundred and sixty two fucking dollars i'm gonna go somewhere in like miami where like the dentist is in like a plaza next to a little caesar so i can like pay really cheap that's what literally what i'm gonna do they're gonna give you porcelain veneers good they're gonna like take bone fragments from dog bones in the back and carve teeth out of them and stick them in they're gonna give you wooden teeth good um but just another thing that i used to do at the dentist when i was younger was um i used to like after a while i got used to like getting cavities filled and i knew like what this mask they put on my face was i didn't know what it was but i knew

it made me feel good but when i was a kid i was getting like an insane amount twice a year an insane amount of laughing gas put into my body like nitrous oxide people do whippets of it now um well when i was a kid they would put it on me and i would get fucked up like absolutely loaded like seeing god moments like looking up at the paintings on the ceiling and like the bright lights like buzzing my vision and like having auditory hallucinations like all this shit as like a child like it was like literally mind-blowing like i would look over at this painting and like have like hallucinations of the people in it like moving and shit like which is crazy to think about if you've like done nitrous oxide, like as an adult, like that shit kind of doesn't really happen. But as a kid, like I was getting an insane amount pumped into me, which I don't know if I should have been, but I caught on. I realized when I got cavities,

I would get the nitrous oxide. So then for like three years of my life, I was like very sparingly, just like shittily, like brushing my teeth just to get the stank out of my mouth and that was it but I was actually like cognitively getting cavities on purpose to get fucking high from laughing gas well I never went to the doctor growing up and never went to the dentist so I didn't have any experience with any drugs

I got Vicks put on my chest slapped on there and I got my ass sent to my room someone needs to like investigate the nitrous oxide to drug experiment or pipeline like there has to be a connection there because like maybe weed isn't the uh gateway drug maybe nitrous oxide from the dentist is and no one wants to have that conversation fully i feel like most people who end up like experimenting or people who like have like intense surgeries and shit at a young age and they're like all right

wait here's your opioids this morphine felt kind of good me in like seventh grade after my new surgery i was like i was like wait wait a damn minute run that back i don't have the raw dog life i can just i don't have to take dog life this perk 30 and ruin my life 30 i believe they're fentanyl um but yeah i didn't go to the dentist until like high school because my teeth were fucked up actually eighth grade was like one of my first memories of actually going to the dentist was i remember i had to get like fucking five cavities filled in eighth grade before I got my braces and I got them filled and then I got braces because I don't even know if I want to insert a picture of what my teeth looked like before she had the ankle biters no the dogs were out I used

to tell people I like the way I describe is my teeth were literally playing soccer like they were like all like shuffling around each other trying to yeah um and my teeth are actually i don't think they've moved that much but they really haven't i think i just now realize that they have moved since i was like younger because i was even looking in a video like from a few months ago and when i like backed my head up to laugh i could see that my teeth were moving and for some reason now it's becoming like a really big insecurity of mine like yeah now i'm starting to get really insecure about like my teeth and they i think they have moved a little more in the past like year so that's why i'm noticing them more now but i'm like really insecure about my teeth you had beautiful teeth thanks babes

my beautiful cavity ridden teeth but i don't have any like tooth pain so i don't think i have like a root canal or they can be in there without um i don't think i need a root canal or anything no probably not you know i yeah i have like zero pains in my teeth the only time where um like there was like two weeks where like the back of my jaw was like really hurting like this dull weird pain and then i was like i'm assuming that's my wisdom teeth like starting to grow out but it's not hurting let me explore in there you want to explore my mouth yeah okay i'll shrink you down and throw you in there and toss you back this episode is brought to you by samsung galaxy ever captured a great night video only for it to be ruined by that one noisy talker with audio erase on the new samsung galaxy s25 ultra you can reduce or remove unwanted noise and relive your

favorite moments without the distractions and that's not all new galaxy ai features like now brief will give you personalized insights based on your day schedule so that you're prepared no matter what pre-order the samsung galaxy s25 ultra now at samsung.com oh actually that's one of my toxic traits if we if we want to just get into it yeah is that i just don't believe in going to the doctor. I don't fucking care. Like, I genuinely don't care. Like, the second, like, a manager or someone wants to be, like, here and, yeah, like, next time you're getting paid for something, we're going to allocate the funds and, like, keep them.

Actually, no, I'd be like, give me that shit. Don't fucking play with me. Like, you're not my mom. Like, stop playing with me. So, literally, nothing could make me go to the doctor unless my mommy or daddy like brought me there and like they went to go pay and then i was like stop like you like i guess i'll pay i feel that there were six months recently very recently that i was like heavily convinced that like doctors were just lying to everybody and and like i could fix all

my problems myself with my fucking weird holistic chemicals which like there is some validity to that i do in my head i'm like i'm like cavemen didn't have perk 30s but also they lived to like 13 years old and like they were grown adults when they were 13 um and now we live to like 100 but there is some validity to like my stack or whatever that i take now but i'm like i don't i like going to the doctor i i'll say i like going to the hospital i like going to the doctor i love the attention i love this i don't it literally gives me so much anxiety because i'm like i don't like no i don't care like i i literally i i can't stress enough i don't fucking care like but i care and i want you to be well i don't care you know what you need to do is

go get your fucking stomach looked at because it's ridiculous it's been too long what so they could tell me i have ibs and be like all right here's your card so you can shit wherever you want and then like like i don't i don't even know if there's a cure for ibs or something easier i think you just have to point like a blow dryer at your stomach or something i think also they might they might tell me what i can and can't eat but i don't want that shit either because i want to eat whatever the fuck i want they did that to me when i had my shit looked at um they were like you can't eat this this and this and i legitimately threw the paper out the same day i was like i i refuse to like follow a diet like i'm not eating like fucking seeds i'm sorry like i'm yeah i just don't believe in it like

i don't care if something's gonna happen like happen, like, it's going to happen. Like, that's one of my toxic traits. I just don't believe in it. I don't care about the fucking dentist. Unless my teeth started, like, fucking hurting and, like, falling out. And, like, I was swallowing them in my sleep. Then I would, like, start going to the dentist and be like, give me a fake one. Or I would just hit someone up on IG and be like, give me veneers.

Like, come on. We have progressed past needing dentists, but just can get veneers. Actually, I would never get veneers, though. I think veneers were the worst thing done to humankind. And I think it's so mean. I think there are some cases. There's natural, like, veneers that are done naturally that I'm like, oh, those look really good. I'm thinking of ones that, like, now, like, fucking people who do Botox are also like, come also, we'll do your teeth.

Like, we'll touch your teeth, too. And I'm like, no. Two in one. I'm like like you shouldn't be getting your teeth done by someone off ig you should be going to um well one of my toxic traits um and this is a very real one um and kai witnessed it today partially but not letting inya or josh clean the house because i have a very particular way of cleaning and then getting mad at inyaya and Josh for not cleaning up the house. The thing is, I think I keep the space clean. I definitely didn't pick up before you got here. And I remember before I went and got you from the airport, I had made a comment on there.

I was like, Drew's going to be so annoyed by the way I have the house right now. I genuinely didn't. I wasn't annoyed at all. Oh, I just have my little way of doing things. I'm like, I put the dishes away before wasn't annoyed at all. Oh, I just have like a way, my little way of doing things. I'm like, I put the dishes away before I do the other dishes. And like. That drives me insane. Like Enya like does her dishes, which is like awesome.

Because like having her. I think like having a roommate that does her dishes is like rare. I don't fucking know. I think. I don't know. But Enya does her dishes. Josh has never touched this part in his life. He has not touched the dishes

once in his fucking life but in your desert dishes but she doesn't put them away and that drives me absolutely I do sometimes but then when she does put them away she does it wrong and I'm like oh my god so then I go in there and reorganize it I don't put them away anymore because I would throw all the cups in there because I don't care how they look in there I'm gonna take them anyway but Drew has all of it so particular that I'm like, I'm not about to sit here and waste my time. And also you don't like them put in there wet. And in my head, I'm like, if I'm here, I need to do it all at the same time.

It's a whole fucking thing. And I'm like, I don't like, no, I can't. But see, that's like, that's toxic. Like on my part, like you should be able to put the dishes away. But then also like, yeah, there's just other little things that like, I have to, yeah, I wake up early in the morning and I just like do my little cleaning, my tasks. And I am so angry while doing them. I'm like, why can't you just fucking wipe the ketchup off the fucking glass countertop?

And it's mainly Josh's doing in there. But that our little Ottoman thing in there. What is that table? The table, the coffee table is fucking rancid. Like every day I go in there and it's because we all eat our food on there and just like i don't yeah you don't but like me and josh do and i clean up after myself but no but josh leaves his whole set you know i started doing this thing which is so annoying but josh will be eating there and he'll spill something on there and i'll go grab the

spray bottle and spray it and clean it while he's eating so he knows and I just know like when we have this like vinegar um spray and I know it stinks like shit and I know some of it gets on his food and I do it on purpose because I'm like okay like if you want to eat here you're gonna have to pick up after yourself but if you're not gonna pick up there up after yourself I'm gonna spray your food with Windex and you're gonna eat Windex you're gonna get ammonia poisoning your kidneys are gonna melt um but you're gonna learn your lesson yeah you do have your own ways i'm i'm curious to see what your own apartment is gonna look like i'm gonna let it go it's gonna be terrible it's gonna be just disgusting i doubt it though because

when i'm here alone i feel like i i tend to clean more when i'm alone in the house because i'm like like it feels like tending to my space it's kind of like how i always like am cleaning my room in a way i clean my room every day and it's always dirty to me in my head like people go in there and they're like it's not dirty in here but i'm like dude it's it's so disgusting i'm sorry like i haven't i haven't like azul makes so much fucking fur it's actually ridiculous you know what it is it's our events and we have black mold um i just wanted to should i text the landlord right now yeah literally you're getting a live update of us communicating with our landlord um our events are rancid like absolutely

the most disgusting thing i've ever seen in my entire life i actually don't even know if that's someone else's no because i it's more than just that it's that or no i think we have to know that is our duty to do but i just need to know where to get those like vin covers because it's home it's such a random size though like it's like we'd have to like cut to size or something i don't know but that's why i think we have mold poisoning which is another toxic trait of mine i think we have mold poisoning i think our house is full of black mold and we're all just like in it and that's why we're like sad i sent in a screenshot of like all the symptoms and one of them is like depressive i was this depressed in the house where we apparently didn't have but i wasn't what happened in between there and here

life happened but yeah that's a toxic trait i have is i'm like fully convinced that um there's toxic mold um in our couch specifically our couch is just gross a lot of the furniture in our house is just like gross but it's like why why replace it when at some like eventually i i feel like saying this people are big no like eventually we obviously all want our own spaces and i'm like not about to throw down like each of us throwing down like one to two k on a nice couch yeah when what the fuck are we gonna do split up the cushions when we leave like it's not worth it and i don't want to buy that piece off of someone yeah um so we just have to leave it but yeah the couch is gross our couch is disgusting it like oh it radiates like humidity and heat and it stinks now there's piss on it i think azul

pissed on the couch because it like i was gone azul pissed on the couch she missed you i know she probably peed while she was like scared of other people in the house when she like does that thing where she like just hugs into the corner yeah he's never pissed yeah he doesn't piss everywhere though so maybe one of the humans who sleep that's what i was thinking i was i went into india's room and i was like has anybody slept on the couch recently and i was like what and i was like because it smells like human piss on the couch because cat piss has a very distinct smell. Maybe it's just, it's like in the bathroom.

There's like, there's a scent starting in the house. It's the mold. There's a scent starting in the house. I don't, I don't want people to think our house is like gross. It's not gross. Kai, is our house gross? Uh, yes. Motherfucker.

Motherfucker. Our house is not gross um it's as you would expect the house of like three like 20 year olds to be it's it's like cute and it's nice but it's not like super well furnished because like bitch we don't have to say it again we're not raking in the dough like come on like i i think some people like we are kind of talking about this yesterday i won't go to in depth but i think some people see like especially specifically with me like with the clothing i own and like stuff and they're like damn how does she have all that money like how can she afford that trust me i asked the same thing like i i the thing is like i i spend past what i need to be spending and that's as far as i will get on my finances yeah um publicly but um yeah maybe if we maybe

if we had like good money like that we'd be living in a house and not an apartment where we not an apartment with a concrete backyard with a concrete backyard and my room is the living room it's actually a two-bedroom apartment but that's beside the point um my other toxic trait is i am so nosy and i've talked about this lately before but it is a toxic trait like i if you are talking to me i will fully stop talking like i will stop communicating with you if something else comes up if like if someone else is walking by and i hear even the slightest word that's of interest to me i won't let you know i'm not talking to you anymore i will just start blocking you out and listening to the other person and then i'll have to be like oh sorry i

wasn't listening what and like that is a toxic trait because it's like really mean because people will just be like talking to me and it'll it doesn't even matter what fucking conversation we're having having like if you want to have a serious conversation with me have it in take me into the woods yeah have it between four walls with nothing on them and like nothing happening in that room because then maybe and even then still maybe i can fully listen um no i think i'm literally doing it right now i didn't hear what he said yeah no are you doing the thing where you're just waiting for me to finish talking so you could no i was just like lost in my head i was just like thinking of just like other shit. Like completely other shit.

Me and Drew had like a catch-up talk last night for like three hours and so many moments of it. I would just be thinking of like eight million different things and trying to listen to. But yeah, that's one of my toxic traits is I like I'm just fucking nosy. I'm too busy being chismosa. I don't have time to talk to the people I love because I'm too busy trying to hear what shit other people are saying. Yeah, I was thinking about camping. That's what I was thinking about. I was like, we need to go on a camping trip.

I don't know how my brain got there, but I was like. Isn't it like too cold to go camping comfortably now? We could go to the Raphael Swells in Utah and camp in the desert and it wouldn't be too cold. But it would get cold at night. Oh, also. It gets cold in the desert and it wouldn't be too cold but do we get cold at night oh also um this is kind of like my doctor's um toxic trait but it's like way worse especially because it's fully based in like the privilege that like as like a white person i can do this um my tag on my car is expired three

years strong now and my car this isn't like necessarily a privilege thing also my car needs an oil change and both of those are things i didn't get your oil change yeah both of those are things i have no plans on doing that is not on my mind i was like you should get it done while i'm gone and i was like yeah you fully were like yeah i i the thing is i only took my car out i i'm not kidding drew i left the house in my car maybe three times the whole time and then i was just sitting on my computer editing and working actually maybe like four times because i went to like the grocery store twice and then like ride it once and then the heaven shop and that's what i did for like 10 days that's the only time i left the house

and then if it wasn't like that i was either getting in an uber or someone was picking me up yes yeah hey that's a good life though that's kind of the life i lead like i just you never get in the car i know i just like kind of you hitch rides you're a hitchhiker i'm a hitchhiker baby um but yeah that's one of my toxic traits and my dad is not gonna hear this because i don't think he listens to full episodes i'm gonna say but i've been going back and forth with my dad about getting my i've been like that i know i never lied to my dad is not going to hear this because I don't think he listens to full episodes. I'm going to say it to him. But I've been going back and forth with my dad about getting my dad. I've been. I never lie to my dad. But I've been lying to my dad. He knows that I'm lying.

But I've been lying to him about this tag literally for the past four years that I've lived here. He's always like, did you get your tag? Did you get your tag? And I'm like, yes, yes. Oh, my God. And then I was driving the car once and had him on speaker. And he heard the blink. And he was like, are you driving your tag? Did you get your tag? And I'm like, yes, yes. Oh my God. And then like, I was driving the car once and like had him on speaker and he heard the blink

and he was like, are you driving right now? Because we had just had a conversation about me admitting that I didn't have my tags done. And then he was like, are you kidding? Like, are you actually kidding?

Are you driving to go get it done? And it was like, it was such a rhetorical question because for him it was 9 p.m. and for me it was 6 p.m. I was like, no, I'm going to dinner. Like I'm going to meet my friends. And he's you can't do that he was like how far are you from the house go take the car back to the house and uber there and i was like i'm already five minutes away from

where i'm going like i can't do that like i'm sorry um and then when i was in miami i lied to him again but he fucking i got myself caught and i had to admit to him that i was lying um but it's all fun and games but my dad literally was like scaring the fuck out of me because at one point i had no license and my expired you get pulled over you're going to jail yeah jail that was my you're going to jail my dad was like you're gonna get a fucking felony and then that scared the fuck out of me so i got my license because i was like it was also really inconvenient to be like okay i'm going to new york i need my fucking passport like did you see that they're going to

update that you need a new kind of id to travel in 2023 or by 2023 yeah it's good it's like they were offering it when we first went yeah when we first went to the dmv and they were offering it no now they're make like you have to get that. I already have it. By 2023. Yeah, I thought they were doing that by 2022. You have that? Yeah, you get a star on your license.

That's it. Maybe I have that. Yeah, if you got a license recently, I'm pretty sure you got a real ID. Well, another one of my toxic traits is thinking I can build slash make anything. That is very toxic. I feel like that's such a man like toxic trait no literally i can make anything but i have made nothing in my life like anytime and he's like i want to buy this and i'm like no we can we can go make that and like i i swear to god i have never used a power tool once in my life like inya i've built anything that's in this house inya has like built um and yeah i'm just i don't know where i got that blind optimism from but i genuinely believe

it in the moment when i say it like no like we can i even say it about clothes i'm like oh i can make that i've never sewed i'm gonna say you even say it about things that like you'll say it about glassware like you're about to go blow glass i that vase is cute like i can probably like figure it out but maybe that's like what makes me me you know no that's what makes you a man that's like one of the manliest traits about you is you being like i'm gonna make it like but i i cannot stress this enough i have never made anything ever ever in my life um another toxic trait of mine that is actually toxic is i am always right so i have to do it for it to be done right but i will complain the whole time while doing it um yeah i am such a like piece of shit like i need to have the final say i need to have the

final say but i need to ask everyone their opinion and ignore it it's a control thing yeah i'm fully a control freak like even up to like the podcast and stuff like i am like a fucking freak of nature and i am a tyrant and i like need to but no it's it's good on projects like this where like there needs to be some control but like on other little things i'm like like just let loose like let go no i can't like i i need i'm like just like i i think i said it already but like you're like i don't have blind optimism like i have blind pessimism like yeah no it will all go to shit if i am not stressing over and making sure it goes right and even if i'm putting all my time

and stress into it it will 100 go wrong can i say something it all works out in the end even if it doesn't do you know why because that's the way it was meant to be. Exactly. And we'll also just be dead. Like, so it actually doesn't matter. Like Josh and me were talking about like old age and I was actually, I don't know if I could say this. This, this comes with a trigger warning, but it's not, it's not like, I don't want it to

be like the saddest thing ever. It's just like, this goes to show how morbid I am. And I get it from my dad because when I was like 15 15 my dad was like talking about possibly you're not letting go i'm down to keep holding hands it's like warm um when i was like 15 you know when your parents get to that age where they start talking about dying my dad has always threatened his death to us even when even when he was like 33 he'd be like i'm gonna fucking keel over and have a heart attack and y'all are never gonna see me again and i'd be like oh my god my dad does this same fucking shit he's like you're gonna miss me when i'm gone like you're gonna miss where are you going he's like you'll like i may be annoying

you now but like when i'm dead you'll remember this and i mean it's working because it has not left me now you live in fear yeah um but you know what i am gonna miss you when you're gone you're gonna miss me when you're gone you shut the fuck up the cup song when i was like 15 my dad literally looked we were at we were having dinner like it was not a part of conversation you're so annoying um but my dad looked at us and he was like if i'm ever old like of old age i'm like a vegetable you better fucking kill me he was like he was like don't he was like i agree with that he was like and yeah i know that's where i get my like morbid ideas of like life and death because my dad fully drilled that into me and i fully believe that shit i'm like bitch my dad was like if i can't like wipe my own ass yeah if i can't wipe my own ass i don't want anybody i don't want anyone who isn't me touching my ass like fucking put me out like i want people

touching my ass i do um but yeah he was like he just fucking, he was like, if I can't talk to you, why are you holding me? Like, what, like, what is happening? Like, let me go. Like, he was like, especially if he was like, it's different if I'm like young and there's an accident. But if I am old, he was like, if I'm like 87, I'm not going to get up and start doing jumping jacks, girl.

Let me go. Like, he was like, just calling quits. I was telling Josh that I was like, not to be morbid, but like, I don't know. You tell me if this is too morbid, but I'm like, I don't even think it's morbid. I think it's like the toxic, like aftermath of being someone who's been just like so depressed all your life. And like, always been like, if anyone's going to take me out, it's going to be me. Like, that's like always in my head. I don't i'm gonna die in a car crash i don't believe like any

of that shit i don't think a murderer is gonna get to me because i've said this before let a murderer come in this house and i know they're gonna murder me i'm gonna kill myself and now you have to go to jail for it anyways um like it's i'm not gonna die from like poison or like arson or some shit like i'm like i'm not gonna die from like some crazy shit i'm not dying of anybody's hands but my own because i'm also not dying of old age because i'll be damned if i'm still alive and i can't drive my car to go to lunch like are you kidding me like if i'm to the point that like one of my girls hit me up and they're like let's have lunch and i'm like i have to my cataracts my cataracts have me blind i can't see three feet in front of me i have to be like dragged by some like young person who hates their job and hates me to go and

like have lunch like bitch kill my ass if i can't like get on depop kill my ass kill my ass um but yeah no not kill me i'm just i'll do it myself i'm like i'll wash y'all's hands clean and and the thing is i'm like who's really gonna be sad if i'm like 90 and i do it to myself that's my thought yeah like i don't think anyone's gonna be like no she had so much like she lived a great life yeah she was happy um so yeah that's one of my toxic traits is that i just i believe that it's it is my doing we should do an episode where we sit in each other's laps i think you you are like so physically like touch deprived all you've been no i had a lot of sex back in texas i swear i told kai about. I did. I did.

I'm not touch deprived. No, you're like, you're like. I've just been taking ashwagandha and it's making me super horny. I'm engorged. I'm constantly engorged. Well, I don't need ashwagandha. I'm just always horny. Like I'm literally, I'm clinically like horny.

Like. Real shit. We need to get that diagnosed. I'm just always walking around, just, like, leaving a trail behind. Like, people are always like, did you piss yourself? And I'm like, no. Like, that's a different kind of. And then I'm back there just, like, cleaning it up.

Like, with my mouth. There's a way you moved into that was insane um but we're like why aren't brains dying to sponsor then it's cause like imagine that and then we're like we cut to like a different era and we're like thank you for sponsoring this thank you better help for sponsoring this

um okay I'm bouncing off of that and one of my last ones is being sexually attracted to people twice my age i don't want to go into that i just will let that happen just let that be let that mean what it means and y'all can just interpret that how you will i feel that but that's because like i don't i don't need no fucking 23 year old who's gonna gaslight me i'm like all right shut the fuck up like but that's that that's neither here that's because I don't need no fucking 23-year-old who's going to gaslight me. I'm like, all right, shut the fuck up.

But that's neither here nor there. That's a big conversation. We don't have to go into that. And then my last one is thinking grizzly bears won't kill me because they are so cute. And I just want to watch them play. I think that's pretty toxic i just think i could go up to a grizzly bear i think i could go up to a grizzly bear and pet it and i wouldn't die and i think a lot of people could do that but i think we just have

this stigma set in place there's societal pressures telling us not to go fuck with grizzly bears but i think there's actually there's probably more to that than we realize like there's they're probably sin to you know what my one of my toxic traits is is every single day of my life i will wake up and look at something on my phone like a piece an item that i don't need and i will say and i will look up from my phone at someone i'm next to and be like you know what i need and then say the most unneeded thing ever yeah yes i'm like you know what i really need it's like a good pair of boots like girl you have 30 in your closet and these are 600 with a toe and yeah all of them are like so like they're like all like 300 dollar invest 300 investment quote unquote i made

because i was like no this is like um like it's a collector's piece and i wore it once and the fucking sole pops off because it's like 30 years old yeah i actually i have my final toxic trait i have to call the shooper today oh yeah for all my shoes actually your cobbler yeah they they have uh they call it the shooper now why the fuck are they called cobblers no one's because they're hobbling and cobbling yeah i wish i could talk about who i've been saying has been hobbling around my mind oh my god that shit was actually killing me yesterday one day one day we'll be able to yeah she's straight she has been hobbling she's been hobbling around hobbling goblin um fuck one another toxic trait popped into my mind um i lost it i lost it um i think that was it also i was being like oh i one of them was like probable ibs being a toxic trait because

all i do is talk about my stomach pains oh that's that's one of mine as well as like eating like absolute shit um but then complaining when my stomach hurts yeah like the thing is people people have done a good job i have done almost too good of a job at normalizing mentality yeah have wait but they've done too good of a job at normalizing like depression to the point that people who are just like kind of sad think they have depression no one's done a good job of just if you normalized complaining then there won't be this like over like overwhelming amount of people who are like i'm depressed because they would they wouldn't have to put a big label on it they could just complain willingly and freely and not be judged for complaining um i think you're like talking about therapy though um no, I think it should be normal

to complain to the therapy, like to the to the public. Like, okay, that's what I'm saying. We need to normalize complaining to the public. Because what I think the problem is, a lot of people are like, I'm depressed. Here's why. But then they just go on to name like a bunch of complaints about mundane life. And they're like, and that's why I'm so depressed. And I'm like, no, depression, depression isn't just like you're annoyed because like you have to like wake up early for school or whatever like that that's a complaint like waking up sucks um waking up early sucks um but once once the act of waking up is what sucks and it's not the early part then you're talking but yeah if we normalize complaining less people would be running around like being like i'm this this that and the third um it's like no girl just complain like do your complaining see it's good people do

that um and i constantly am like we need to take away like the first amendment i said the second amendment amendment but no we need to take away the first amendment that's the right to free speech no kai i think that's the second amendment no idea oh my god i literally don't give a shit but whatever it is the second amendment that's the bare arms because i made a miley cyrus joke when she had furry arms oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god it's really early on my second amendment oh yeah that's to bear arms the first amendment is the freedom we need to take away freedom so from jump someone said some out-of-pocket shit,

and they were like, you know, I should legally be allowed to say that. Yeah, like, y'all are big babies. Yeah, I guess I'm like, everyone should get to complain. But no, there's a difference between complaining and then, like, the white people who have taken the past year as an excuse to, like, be fucking tyrants and, like, be like, fuck the police, but then in turn become police in their own way.

I won't go into depth about that. And if you don't like what I said, you have the freedom to suck my fucking balls. Balls. Balls. Okay. Balls. Should I save these for the next episode? Let me see.

Let me see. No, I want your real reaction. Save it for the next episode, because what are we at right now? 15 minutes. Yeah. Save it for the next episode because what are we at right now uh 15 minutes yeah save save it for the save it for the next team esteem and the patreon and my balls um okay that's it for the fucking episode fuck you no media just kidding imagine okay i just have to spout off about this real quick. Just real fucking quick. I'll make it quick. I saw a single comment that absolutely boiled my fucking blood to the maximum. Blood curdling. No, yeah.

I was on my flight, and when I wasn't sleeping, it was literally all I could think about. And I was fantasizing, like like actually physically arguing with this person and then also beating their fucking ass and i was like i was gonna be boss man and like mention them by name and like call them out and like just know what we should do you should if they because is this the person who's like left a bunch of mean things or no no this is a different person um i don't give a shit about them because they are literally a psyop but um this person went out of their way to one call me out for being a hypocrite i have made it very clear that i'm a hypocrite i say things one week and then the next week i

backtrack on it and you're just gonna have to fucking live with that. I am my own person. Live with it. I might be speaking out of bounds, but I feel like we're pretty good at being like, I fucking hate these kinds of people. And then I, I know specifically multiple times I've been like, but I'm projecting because I'm a piece of shit. Exactly.

But that's not the real beef of it. I just needed to get that out of the way. Cause there's a lot of people out there. Fuck you guys um but literally i like genuinely it just got under my skin because this person was like um wasn't it like two weeks ago that y'all were saying that like gaslighting is stupid but now i mean gatekeeping is stupid but now like you're gatekeeping these like two albums from us like it's really fucking corny and lame and y'all are losers like verbatim not verbatim but like said corny lame losers like oh my fucking

god i don't know why that pissed me off so much because like you know what it is is because what's funny about a comment like that is because that person only brought it up because they felt like personally attacked when we said it yeah but i think what was more annoying is that person then going on a like another tangent about how like they're like the point of like loving music and stuff is that you get to share it with like people you love and stuff and not that i don't have a love for our audience of course like i like i like the reason i do what i fucking do is because like of the connection we have but what the fuck are you talking about? Like you're you're literally comparing you going to your like best.

Like, of course, me and Drew share music, everything together, because it's like this loving relationship that we have. That's very personal and connected. And that's why people like music is because it's like a personal connection. We were talking about motherfuckers who'd be like, you don't know Aphex Twin because you girl. Exactly. That's the difference is what we're talking about motherfuckers who'd be like you don't know apex twin because you girl exactly that's the difference that's the difference but this motherfucker fucker motherfucker was like um it's just corny and lame like that's all i'm saying um no i oh i can't even get my thoughts out because i'm so angry i i'll i'll i'm like i'm just repeating kind of what you said yesterday. Because I think you placed. Yesterday you did a really good job of expressing it.

Yeah. So like the point that I'm trying to make is. I keep some things to myself. Because for the last four years of my fucking life. Five years of my life. I have given everything. All of my personality. And it has been replicated which i

don't mind at all i think it's like really awesome but then like when people who don't realize who they're replicating it from i don't know i just we should talk about that one day at some point but yeah it's just like it's a different thing when you have influence because like then you destroy these communities these small communities like when i put on this small artist like yes i support this artist and i want to see them grow as a musician but like at the same time like there's a community around these people like like all of you motherfuckers i'm sure y'all are gatekeeping the shit out of us like yeah i feel i because i feel like that that's just it's just always a thing gatekeeping is like a big thing in general um when we say we don't fuck with gatekeeping we specifically mean when there's someone you know in real life and

they're like no you don't know about that so like you i like you just wouldn't get it like they're just like ahead of your time and like that kind of gatekeeping i'll punch you in the face also like random straight white dudes like you have no right to gatekeep girl you don't own anything like you're fucking you're a freak um but yeah that's that's a different tangent but yeah there is something to be said about when you give everything you love and know to the internet including yourself there's nothing left that feels like it makes you you because it becomes a public entity and then you feel like a ghost of a cyborg and it's not very relatable it's not relatable at all it's yeah that's like

the least relatable take ever but it is real it is very real for us um and also that just like whatever i could go on for about for hours and hours and hours um with that being said here's the media and the reason we share media is because we do like sharing shit yes that's that's what i was gonna say This motherfucker said that like I haven't been giving away the sauce for 15 fucking weeks before this. I know, also, even beyond that, like we've always been people

who publicly share what we like. I have a very public Spotify with everything that I'm constantly listening to. I'm the bitch who reclused myself because I don't trust anybody. I was tired of seeing my name dragged around. I was tired of people being like, I found this from Enya and tired of people being like i found this

from ennio and then someone else being like well i don't know who the fuck that is and she should kill herself fuck you and fuck everyone um i'll go first with the media since i just went on a crazy tangent um so i've been listening to um the fantastic um um, planet soundtrack, which is really, really good. Um, you should just check that out. It's just like a really good album.

Um, I've been listening to DJ screw a lot. My mind went blank is like my automatic go to every time. Um, and then I'll give one more, um, fan for fanfare, Yeah. And then I'll give one more. Fan for fanfare for Naran Rattan by Naran Rattan. It's just a really cute like song.

It's just like bleeps and bloops. My. That's my music. My music media of the week is pretty simple. Late October by Harold budd it's another fucking harold budd and like brian you know um do i say his name right i don't feel like i ever say right um you know you know you knew i don't know um but it's another project by the both of them and it's under the album the pearl but late october that album is good again i've just been on my like ambient like laying in my bed after being on my computer and just like zoning

out and like falling away but then if i need a pickup i listen to the album in my mind by pharrell because that's just been on rotation specifically take it off and how does it feel those two songs i literally will drive around and scream and And yeah, that's my music media. I don't have any. Oh, actually, I do have a visual media. The French Dispatch was really good. Yeah. Oh, by the time this comes out, it's out.

But I saw it last week. That's what I was jealous of that you and Orion got together. Yeah, it wasn't the event we went to. It was that. But yeah, I was lucky enough to see it last week and it was good oh i but it was the first wes anderson movie i saw that wasn't an animation i realized i have not seen any of his movies other than fantastic mr fox and isle of the dogs and um i haven't seen any of his like real movies like non-animation wise um because

i'm just different and i don't know who like wes anderson really is like i don't get it like i don't know who he is but that movie was fucking awesome in my opinion i'm sure some fucking wes anderson nerd or like film buff is gonna be like actually it's one of his like least interesting films i don't give a fuck i'll punch you in the balls and kick you in the face like actually it sucks really it fucking sucks here's a down dude um okay uh you won the internet for today you serve on the internet for today here's an up dude here's a skeleton dancing skeleton up dude uh i don't know if i've ever we've ever talked about dead leaves um this like one of the greatest animation i've never seen it i've only seen the trailer i've

never seen it i saw mind games but that was the movie that we were like we need to watch this next and i never saw it's less than an hour long it is fucking incredible is that the one where they're like there's like a car scene the very in the very beginning yeah it is so insane like i i don't understand how you can conceptualize like an animation like this complex and like also have a fantastic fantastic story it it does like have some really gnarly like subject matter in it but like other than that like it is fantastic i love it i watch it like just all the time like i'll just randomly put it on and it'll be in the background and just like it's so inspiring you know what i'm so sorry are you done yeah i was just gonna keep going on how cool it was um i'm so annoying and i've never seen black swan until like this past week and

i'm fucking obsessed with it and i'm literally gonna be the white swan for all of you because i was like oh my god this movie is so great also i'm i decided i'm gonna start a letterbox and like it can be between us um just make sure you follow it and like overly interact with all my posts because my goal is to literally be like a huge letterbox account that annoys the living shit out of all the film bros random film bros but my at is boner chomper 46 and here's my review of The French Dispatch. I said, awesome as balls. And then for Black Swan, I said, such a good movie.

Why is no one ever talking about this movie? That's true. No one ever really talks about it. No, no one talks about it. Like, why is no one talking about that movie? It is very underground and, like, weird. Since we're plugging Letterboxd, might as well plug mine.

Fuck you. Sorry, mine already has 3.2 thousand followers. I don't know how. At all, I don't know how. I think because you are a sane public figure who uses your name on everything. And I go onto every app in the world and I'm like, I don't want to use my name. I want to be a part of the fun. Everyone gets to make cute names and my shit is Boner chopper 46 i do be chomping uh drew phyllis 09 on letterbox

go follow it check it out um will be the biggest movie critiques yet that maybe that'll motivate me to actually review shit seriously because i only review shitty movies and i have two reviews and they're very in-depth reviews of like the worst movies ever made i literally will review every single movie under 20 words which i think it's good i don't need to read some random motherfuckers take but i guess there are some people who like that i'm just projecting because i know certain people who i fucking hate and despise and they're so annoying all right that's it for the episode yeah later i i will close this episode with a heart full of fucking hate and send you off fuck you oh okay bye Bye.