Empty Netters Podcast - Blue Jackets Mania Is Getting Hard To Ignore

Episode Date: April 9, 2026

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Welcome to the Empty Netters podcast. Can you believe what this has become? There was a full 48 hours where I felt like I was like literally Superman. Jumbo loves playing Fortnite, so he gets on the sticks. Did TR show you the sauna cycle or was that all year? No, no, I invented that. Almost a year now that I haven't taken a body check. That's kind of nice.

So we are back. We are horned up and we are going deep. Finish tonight with some chicken fingers and a few guineasas and ran into you guys. That's where this pod came to life. Ice is ready, and we are back with another episode of the Empty Netters podcast, brought to you by BetMGM. I'm your host, Dan Powers, on the sticks. You might love his Canadian tuxedo, but you'd be blown away by his Canadian underpants. Dr. Watkins.

I'm not showing you my underpants. They are denim. I know you're hitting. They're denim, and boy, they are hot. A little rough, I'd imagine. Yeah. On the old squeaker. And over here to my left, he's currently being peer pressured by me into getting

a haircut, Chris Powers. As always, and I mean that, as always. I live in a constant state of being pressured by day to get a haircut. You know when you just get it cut, it's fantastic. Yeah, you like it for the day it was cut. You go, no, no, no, no. You go great. You got at least, you go like this. You got at least four months of where I'm like, this looks great. Take a little bit off. You know what? You know this last one. I give you a ton of compliments. Yeah, and you did give me telecomplements. I said this last episode, but it entered a new stage of good. And you said, oh, it did. Yeah, it's great again. Yeah. But are you going to grow it out for the playoffs, to playoff? Playoff hair, playoff beard.

Oh, wow. Why would you even put that idea in his head? Sorry. We can't talk about hair any longer. We got a great episode to get into. We've got fun stuff. Wildcard updates. We've got playoff surprises. Frozen 4 coming up in like one day. By the time you're listening to this, we're playing, baby. We've got some knot ice. The professors are back. So let's jump on in. Are we starting with a wild card? Or, do-d-d-d-do-d-do-d-do-d-do-do-do-do. Breaking news. Ooh. James Hagen signs his entry-level contract to the Boston Bruins. God, dude, it's about time. And listen, I have...

I'm going to be honest. I don't like that take. About time? Yeah. Oh, dude, I needed him here weeks ago. The second BC didn't even make the fucking tournament. I needed Hagan's getting NHL minutes. But Boston was on a heater.

Doesn't matter. You want to get hotter? You bring the hottest prospect in the world onto the team. Boom. Now you're scorching. Wow. here's the thing. I am not, my expectations for this kid are so high justifiably. So I'm not in the business of rushing him into anything.

I don't mean that to happen. And if the Bruins brass thought it was best to just slow roll it a little bit, then so be it. Yeah. But man, am I fired up now? I mean, I'm fired up. I think, you know, we saw him tuck that beautiful power play goal and I believe it was his debut, maybe his second game with the P. Bruins. But James Higgins, he had a hell of, of a year with BC. He's a phenomenal player. He's a Massachusetts boy. He was playing in BC. Now he's playing for the Bruins. This is the shot of adrenaline straight into the cock

that a team needs going into the playoffs. Yes. And it's like, listen, the race is still on, but you love it. Three games left. The Bruins are four points clear. Ottawa has a game in hand, but the Bruins look great. They've got a great winning percentage. Sway's been awesome. You know, it's like they got two OT losses in a row, but still points and both of those. Points. You put Hagan's in the lineup. You think he's going to wear a number 10? Messy on ice.

Oh, my God, dude. He can't even see the puck. He's so smooth with it, so maybe. He is already the best puck handler on the Boston Bruins. Highest draft pick for the Boston Bruins since 2011. Wow. And that was. Tyler Shagan, I believe.

Oh, yeah, yeah, right. Because Sags, what was the run? It was like Kessel, Sags. wasn't there one other super high pick? Well, we had Joe in what, 90? Yeah. I don't know. Dougie.

I think I'm thinking of Dougie. You might be thinking of Dougie. Yeah, because that was high, right? Chuckie was high. Chuckie was, I think, 14th overall. Chuckie was also high, but what was Dougie? Dougie must have been, like. Please hold.

Yeah, find that out. Because this, I think this is the one I was thinking of us. I think Dougie was higher than Charlie. Oh, for sure. Yeah, yeah. Ninth. Which isn't quite as high as I thought, but I remember being like. So, wait, when was he?

Because he was definitely after six. 2011. Yeah. But Hagan's higher than him, obviously. Yep. Yeah. That's seven. That's unbelievable.

Yeah, because Sags was what? 2010. 2010. Yeah. Two. Sags 2010. Then Dougie was the year after? Pretty good picks.

So I mean, we went like, Kessel, Sags, Dougie, and I was like, we were doing it. And then, like, none of them play for the Bruins. Yeah. I was like, fuck. Well, this is huge. Great pick. You'll love to see it. I think he's going to pop that number 10 sweater on right away.

That would be awesome. We saw Tanner's, you know, wear number 10 in L.A., and then he wears 84 with Boston. You wonder if he saw that pick and was like, Hagen's is probably going to want that 10. I'll take 85. I love that take. He's ahead of the curve. Well, I think it was a big mistake by him. He should have made Hagan's burn his entry-level contract on a fucking Rolex right away.

Get him his number. And thank you. Dude, people should have been rushing for 10. Like, I'll take that. Thank you so much. You need that number. Dude, you choose 10. It's an automatic watch.

Choose 10 automatic watch. Oh, God. It would have been such a smart move. But that is good, listen, talk about vibes. Talk about a good little shot of energy for the Boston Bruins heading into the playoffs here. That's fantastic. Fantastic. All right.

Let's jump on into more hot ice and get into the wildcard race. Every episode now we're doing it because every single day, it gets more kooky. Yep. Drunkest wild card race we have ever seen. Like we said last episode, we are already in playoffs, folks. We are in playoffs, so fucking enjoy it. Every game matters. C.P.

Start us off with the Monday slate. Monday! Sabers beat the bolts 4-2. Love to see it from the Sabres. Like I said, they want that one seat. And they made the comments. We're going for home ice. We're pushing for home ice.

They want it. The Jets beat the Spunk, 6-2. I got to stop talking shit about the Jets. Yes, you do. Listen, I'm sick of it. Yep, as you should be. And I officially apologize, too. I've been talking shit going just, will you guys go away?

Dude, they've got five games left. And they're at 80 points. Two-game winning streak. And they should have been this good all year. That's my point. This team is scary if they're chasing you because you go, wait, you're actually good. Dude, people forget. We are middling.

That hellie was hurt. Yep. That was a huge factor. They had lost Eilers. They were getting used to playing without Eilers. Now all of a sudden they're getting used to it. All of a sudden, maybe this is the team, this is the mid-season team from last year. And can you imagine?

The league is fucked if they get in. Can you imagine if they get in with no pressure as a, wild card two instead of the fucking president's trophy. Colorado wants nothing to do with that. I can do it. And the abs catching hell about in the fucking loose. Absolutely nothing. Helly fucking paddles Nate to death again.

And then he goes, absolutely nothing to do with that. Yeah, that would be incredible. Sharks beat the Hawks three, two. Love it. Sharky's staying alive. And again, everyone needs to remember how many games the sharks have left. Some of these teams have three games left. The Sharkies have six.

That's huge. Kings beat the Preds 3-2 in a shootout. One of the most necessary wins ever. Adrian Kempi, fucking beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. So stressful going to shootouts in these games. I'm like, you need... I mean, I guess you got the point at least, but holy shit.

Tuesday, the Sends beat the bolts, 6-2. And I fucking said last week, if the Sends have wins against the Sabres, I think they lost the wild, but then they beat the Stars or something, and then they beat the bolts, it's hard for me right now to not go they deserve it. The Sends control their destiny. Yep. The Sends are in playoffs. They've been hearing the shit talk.

They've been hearing the Brady talk. I've said it. I'm part of the problem. Yep. They've been hearing it, and they're fucking battling two in a row. They're looking great. The jackets beat the wings four, three, in a shootout. This was just yesterday.

Yes, it was. Tuesday. I was at our golf club. Yep. I was having a great round. Yeah. And this, for me, watching Larks and Warence, Duke it out.

Yeah. As a hockey fan, it was porn. It was pure porn. A lot of people shit talking, oh, Larkin's not getting enough points, 5V5. Well, he got a goal on a power play and then an assist 5V5. So that's your boy stepping up.

Yep. But then, good God, friend of the program, Adama, fantilly. That was nasty. Ties it up. I'm going to be honest, Givers got to have that one. Well, it was an incredible past for Winskrie.

It was because he has to front that Rewinsky clapper, and then he fucking one touches it. Even if he dusted that off, even if he dusted that off, Gibber would have been there, I believe. But just the wind-up one touch right in the wheelhouse, and then Fance fires it. It's like, you know, I think he's going to save the upshot. It's just tough. Those are just reactions.

Those are luck, honestly. That's complete luck. You're just flying over as fast as you can. The wings are definitely done, right? No, absolutely not. You don't think they're done? Absolutely not. I said they had five games left.

They needed to go four and one. That's not even one. That's O and one. So that was a huge point. And frankly, when you look at it, they are only one point back from Columbus. So monumental win from Columbus to snap their losing streak. Yeah. And in a gritty way.

And the fact that Werensky comes down and fucking wires that puck top corner was, and the shootout was unbelievable. But listen, not good from Detroit, certainly not good giving up the lead with a pulled goalie. Like you just, who was on that try? I didn't see. I don't know. I don't know either. It's like, fuck. And dude, it's an NHL.

People are running away. Yeah, yeah. But you just like, God, you want to go. That was just a bad loss for Detroit. But either way, you have two feral animals in a cage. Like I said, last step. Fighting for points. You managed to squeak one out there.

That's good. But here's the reality now, boys. Four and no or you're dead. And, man, the- Four and oh, I'm sure you saw that. That's easy. Yeah, it's easy. Against fucking everyone who wants it so bad.

You got to wonder. Like, when was the last time Detroit won four in a row this season? Great question, probably not very often. Probably before the Olympic break. Yeah. You saw that Caner interview where he was the one that took that penalty late against the Wild. Yeah. He just had some of my career.

Yeah. Also, I'm going to be honest, pretty good career. If that's the much of ever from your career. Like, really? But that's the other thing, dude. You just, you lose these games here, this Columbus one and the Wild one with seconds left, minutes left. You know, it's just such a fucking bad. But before we move on, you mentioned it, but I just want to say, dude, Zach Werenski,

he's the best of us, doing down. He's the best of us. Making that pass and then coming down on that shootout was so disgusting. It's hilarious, dude, because I saw. Real quick. Yeah. From January 3rd to January 12th, the Red Wings won four in a row. They beat, or excuse me, January 5th.

They beat Ottawa 53, Van, 5-1, Habs 4-0. And then Cain's 4-3 in overtime. What a run that was. Four wins in a row. So we need that back, boys. So we know we can do it, and it was this year. Yeah. It wasn't even that long ago.

So anyway, Werensky, dude, comes down on that, and you were watching at the golf club, which was fun. And I had been, I had just been there, and I put something, I think I saw that the Blue Jackets won it. So I pull up the NHL app, and I hit the play video on Rerner. Renski, and I see him come in, he's left shot, I see him come in from the rights, you know, you go to the corner there of the zone, and then he's coming in that way. And Sandra's watching on my shoulder. She has no idea what's going to happen. I don't know what's going to happen, but I know what I expect to happen. We both know he scores, but I'm like, okay, I've seen left shots come from this angle a million times. It's either that, you know, go quick, low blocker, you shoot back

across your body, maybe you shoot one low, you know, whatever. There's just like a million things I thought was happening. And when he absolutely fucking wired, that high stick, I was like, oh my god I audibly yeah so I react that way and then I pull up our story and I see you and you go oh my god I was like oh yeah that's that was the only reaction to what Zach Rewenski DeVarenski has just done

and dude I have been I've said many times if Bush finishes with you know mid 90 points then people might look past the turnovers and give him the Norris that Wuranski's the Norris winner that's not even close watching that end of regulation and shootout I'm like he's the Norseller

give him the fucking trophy yeah give him the fucking trophy I've got good news for Detroit fans. Go. They did it again. In October, dude. Start the year. Wow. Beat the Leifes 6-3, Leifes 3-2,

Cats 4-1, bolts 2-1 and Oat. And then the Oilers 4-2, 5 in a row. Okay, watch this. They did it in October. Right? November, December, January. Yep, did it in January.

February, March, April. Same gap. Same gap, boys. Same gap. This is easy. This is easy. It's going to be the easiest thing you've ever done. We're actually on schedule.

We're on schedule. They just had to recharge their battery. It takes four months, three months. Everything is cyclical, right? Yeah. This is, it's all a simulation. Revolutions. Revolutions. It's all a simulation.

It's being scripted. This is just, you're sticking to the script here, Detroit. You go four plus wins in a row, a couple of months off, four plus wins in a row, couple of months off. Bang. Here we go. Boom. Enjoy it. Revolutions.

Enjoy it. Okay. The Flyers beat the Devils 5-1. Flyers team in the league five one. Correction. The Flyers are the best team of the league beat the second best team in the league. The Flyers, dude, the talk bump we thought was going to come much sooner. Yep.

But it's coming now. It's coming now. We've got a late bump. Late night bumps. Late night bumps, I do not recommend. This team now has 92 points. They've won three in a row. They're seven and three in their last 10.

They're the best team in the league. Yep. What the fuck? It's incredible. It's a thing of beauty. They beat the wheels. Oh, my God. Beat the wheels off them.

It's unbelievable. And, dude, they're relentless. The devil's looked good early and I was like, oh, here we go. And then it was relentless Philly, relentless Philly. This is also, are you getting,

this isn't, this isn't like the old bully days of Philly. No, dude, we got Zegerson Mitchkoff. But I will tell you what, I'm getting like scrapper vibes from this team. And they're also snapping around the wealth. They've got six guys with 43 points or more. Like, we're seeing big jump.

What's their leading score or points? total. Travis Kinectney with 66 points, Z right behind him with 65. God. Zee has, how many tux do you have? I just saw it got up to like 27. 25, 25. But this is also what I love. Connectney 27, Z. 25, tip at 28. Like you got, you know, Givorex right behind them was 17, Mitchcoff with 17, Kates with 17. What's Mitchcock at point-wise? 45. How many games? 77. The sophomore slump comes to everybody. A little bit of lesser year than people thought. Comes for everybody. Come to everybody. But TK. Lead the charge, as always. He's incredibly, his top seven

player in the league. He's unbelievable, but this team, don't want to play them. I don't want to play them. That's correct. And they have the, they are not that rough and tumble, but that as a unit, they are scrappy. They're scrappy, dude. They're totally scrappy.

I'm very horny at the idea of a Penguins Flyers first round. Penguins Flyers round one will feed families in the Rust Belt. Wow, that is what it is right now. I sure is. Think about that. In my mind, the Flyers are wildcard. I'm incredibly excited if it happens. God, I have some buddies.

I got a text about that. I mean, that's going to feed families. It's incredible. God, remember that? You're my age. Remember that? It must have been like 2013. Couple old heads, dude.

A couple of onks. Couple. Yeah, I hated that series. It was fucking chaos, dude. That was epic. Yeah, that was rough as a Penguins fan. Oh, and I wasn't, I was supposed to say as a neutral, I certainly wasn't because I was rooting for Crosby.

But it was still, like, as a Crosby leaning neutral in that series, I was like, like this is awesome. We were at Barney's Beinery and there was a bunch of Flyers fans getting in our face and all you can say is how many cups do you have? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep saying that because that was all we could rest our laurels on, but we got our asses whooped. God, that was crazy. You two unks done talking about World War II?

No, no, no, no, no. Reminiscent about the old days? So yeah, yeah. That was money. Watching leave it to beaver on a black and white TV. We're old. You old heads. What's a re-roney's beatery? What's this from? What's a re-rown? What's a reroy? Back to the future. Oh, and you know, and you know, who said that was the fucking kid from Wonder. years. Yes. You know that kid?

Yeah. That's awesome. I don't know his name, but... Yeah, yeah. Who cares. Okay, the Bruins lost to the Cane 6-5 in overtime, an incredible hockey game. Incredible hockey game. Very, very exciting. Also, good, important point for the Bruins. The Canes... Dickey had gone like 19 games,

18 games without a goal. Yeah. Pulling his hair out. 40 watches back on. Patty, bang. You know what I really, really like about the Canes is they they've had a lot of wins here as we've been going through and like going this every time someone loses the canes

we're like tough matchup canes are good canes are seven and three in their last 10 like the canes look sick dude yeah yeah they're going canes have very quietly more points than the stars

dude I saw it the other day I was like fucking Dallas and Minnesota are fucking fraud getting just double wristier oh my god those three teams are the best teams in the world I'm like this

dude the blue the fucking bolts sabers and cabs have the same amount. They're like two points behind them. Dude, Cains are, I believe, one of two teams in the league with Colorado with 50 wins and they're only one behind. Colorado has 51. Yeah, that's incredible. To Cains, maybe I should

shut the fuck up. Maybe this is how they want it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, be quiet. But I'm going to be real. I think this is the best Cain's team we've seen in six years. Because they have goaltending. They have Bussie, isn't it? They have goaltending. They also have Eilers on fire. And they have Eilers, and how's Slavin? Is he fine? Dude, he's right

where they want him. Yeah. But don't you think if the Senators face them, that's going to be a tougher matchup. Absolutely not. A tougher matchup than who? I don't know. I'm just saying like it seems like they might, that might be a surprise. I think, well, first of all, the canes are, they're the ones. Yeah, so they'll pay too.

Listen, the Sends team's great and fun, but I think the canes absolutely work them. I think the canes are not stressing at all about anyone in the wild card. There's other than the Islanders. Okay. I fuck with that. God, the Islanders. Yeah, what's going on with that, huh? They're okay.

They're okay. They're right with Detroit. Okay, the wild beat the Spunk 5-2, the Spunker out. Yeah, the Spunk are dead. Spunkless, we have dried up. The Spunk have lost their seed. They are dry. They're blowing loads of dust.

Yeah. The Spunk have had, they've been snipped. The Spunk have been snipped. Yeah. Well, there's still, nope, you can get snipped. and stuff still comes out. Spunk of dried up. Yeah.

Okay. Okay. The Knights beat the Canucks 2-1. And, dude, the Canucks had nine shots with a minute 40 left in the game. And then they got a power play, which they got two shots and did not score and still lost 2-1. But they had nine shots with a minute 40 left. In the game, dude.

Literally what is happening? It's unbelievable. Nine shots? It's unbelievable. The fans, the poor fans. Dude, do you wrap that game like? You know what their gold diff is? No.

Dash 95. couple, they got five games left. Can you look up what's the worst? They can go to minus 100. What's the worst gold if in NHL history? What do you think it is? 125. Okay, the, in 1974, 75, which isn't that long ago.

Like, that's reasonable hockey. I remember that. It's like Bobby. How was this team? Do you remember this? Do you guys remember being in the stands? Bouncing a kid on your knee? This is like Bobby Orr hockey.

So it's not like horrible hockey. The worst gold if was set in the 1974-75 season by the Washington Capitals. It was their inaugural season. Okay. They finished with a record of 8, 67, and 5. Holy. That is. And they were a dash 265.

Whoa. What the fuck? Do you think they were paying fans to go to games? They allowed 446 goals and scored 181. Holy shit. Oh, and Bill Mickelson on that team has the single season personal

record for worst plus minus ever at minus 82. That poor guy was taking shrapnel. Bill, the 74-7-7-5 capitals also hold the record for lowest point percentage in a season at 131. Jesus. Tough year for the caps.

Yeah, bad year for the capies. Hey, don't worry. Not a good start for that. Don't worry. The mammoth beat the Oilers 6-5 in overtime I'm also an insane. Oh my God, that game was horny as fuck.

The mammoth are so back. The mammoth are so back. But the Oilers are sitting pretty. They're tied with the tiebreaker, which is kind of shocking, with Vegas. I've got some info for you that. Okay. And that was actually an important point by the, like, the fact that the Oilers got the tie there even, big, because Vegas won.

Oh, yeah. And then the Preds beat the Ducks 5-0. Massive, necessarily win for the Preds and a bad, bad loss for the Ducks. The Duckees are, they need us so badly. Yep. So here's what's worth noting for the people at home. In the East, standings update. The Atlantic currently is Tampa, Buffalo, Montreal, all have played 78 games, all have 102 points.

That's amazing. The first tiebreaker is regulation wins. Okay, it's not head-to-head anything. The first tiebreaker is regulation wins. Okay. Tampa has 39, Buffalo also has 39, and Montreal has 32, which is why they're third. The next tiebreaker is regulation plus OT wins, so it cuts out shootouts. Got it.

Tampa has 44, Buffalo has 42, hence why Tampa is currently in first. But a single regulation win can swing that, and they are all tied in points. So that is going to be fucking insane. The remaining East playoffs, and I'm going to give you some of the regulation wins, so you know. The Penguins are in second. 78 played 96 points. Pens are in, dude. Penns have been in.

Penns have been in. In third place, the Philadelphia Flyer, 78 played 92 points. Unbelievable. The Bruins are currently wildcard one, 79 played 96 points. Yep. So only have three games left. The Sends are currently wildcard two. 78 played 92 points.

Yep. The jackets are out 78 played 90 points. Yep. So two points back. The wings are out, 78 played 89 points. The aisles are out, 78 played 89 points. Yeah. The caps are out 78 plates, 87 points.

Caps are getting pretty tricky. Yeah. But the reason I mentioned them, here are the regulation wins. Dude, this is big for the aisles. The Sends 35, so they are actually in a really good spot because they control their own destiny. They have the most points and the most regulation wins. Oh, got it.

Yeah, okay. The jackets have 27. The wings have 29. The aisles have 28. And the caps have 33. So the caps, if these teams stumble, and they go, if they'd have to win their last four, essentially. They're squeaking.

But if they go four and O, they have a huge lead in regulation wins. Sure. Except on the Sends. But again, they would require the Sends to stumble because they're five points back. The wings, despite everything, have to feel good having more regulation wins than the jackets and the aisles. Absolutely. Because it's like if those teams, you need the Sends help, obviously. But if you get SENS help and then you just kind of hold par with the jackets and the aisles, you get in.

Yeah. Because you're like, I win. regulation wins. So that's really something to keep an eye on there. But the Sends, again, credit to them, dude. They are fucking earning it. That feels great. Okay. In the West, the Pacific, worth noting, currently the Oilers in first, 78, 88, Vegas and second, 78, 88, Ducks in third, 78, 87. Insanely close. But the Oilers, 30 regulation wins. Vegas 28, Ducks 24. So Ducks are not winning any tiebreakers. I can promise you that. But, but again, these are all, they're a point away, so you can just win naturally.

Yep. But that oiler's in a good position to win the fucking division with their regulation wins. Currently, wild card won, the Utah mammoth, 77 played 88 points. The mammoth are in. The mammoth are in. I'm telling you right now, the mammoth are officially in the playoffs. Bang. This is a one spot race moving forward.

Currently wild card two, the Preds, 78 played 84 points. Yep. The Kings out, 77 played 83 points. The sharks out 76 played 81 points. Bigger. Yep. The Jets out 77 played 80 points. The blues out 77 played 78 points.

I didn't even put this point. I would almost say the blues are dead too, but... The problem for the Kings is they have 19 regulation wins. So insane. Dude, I was like, 31. I have got to be fucking kidding. 31 games. Dude, have gone to O.T.

shootout. So they control their destiny over the Preds because they're only a point back with a game in hand, but they are body bagged with regulation wins. Oh yeah, no, they need points, baby. And the sharks control their destiny over the Kings because they have a far superior regulation win. And they control the destiny over the Preds on points, but they are, they're two behind in regulation wins. So if it gets close with the Preds. So the Preds and the Jets, which have 27 regulation wins, are the two lurkers. Or if they're like, we can just hold out, win a tie breaker. Yeah. The good news, though, is for the sharks is if they win two games, they're then tied in regulation wins and they have more points. The sharks control their own destiny right now. Being in big way. Which is amazing.

And they're the number, they are the number one, like, it's up to us. If the sharks don't make the playoffs, they have themselves to blame because they are right now in the driver's seat. Yeah, they are. That's absolutely crazy. One thing for the listeners, there are, I love when we get close to hockey playoffs because BETMGM opens the sickest markets, get ready for the empty net bet, obviously, during playoffs.

But right now they have a who. is going to win the Atlantic. They've opened up who's going to win the Atlantic, who's going to win the Pacific. I think I have the odds right here. The Atlantic Division winner, do you want to guess the odds? No. Okay. The Atlantic Division winner, Tampa Bay, minus 105. Okay. Sabres plus 200. Who? Habs plus 350. And I'm just saying, that is some value. The habs are like fucking nine and one. They're tied. Like, you're telling me the haves just don't ride out this hot-stress. for four more games and win the Atlantic? It's not in cost.

It's a great value, bet. Plus 3.50? It's really nuts that the Habs could win the Atlantic. Can you imagine? Nine and one in their less 10. Fuck me, they're hot. That's incredible. God, that's sick.

And then the Pacific Division winner, the Oilers plus 125. So you are getting plus money there, which is amazing. The Golden Knights plus 140. Okay. And then the ducks plus 400. Again, I think that's appropriate. That's great value, though.

Yeah, but I think that's appropriate. They could easily win. the Kings plus 8,000 and the Sharks plus 10,000. Could you imagine? If the Sharks want the Divor? Or the Kings. Like if the Kings just won five straight

and these teams like stumbled and all of a lot of the Kings are like this, we got to make the playoffs and then all of a sudden they blink and they went five in a row and they go, oh my God. You won the division? We won the division.

The Sharks have what, six games left? Yeah. So they have 12 points available so they can finish with 93. Yeah. I mean, dude, if the Oilers, it's very possible. If the sharks go on a six game here

And end the game with seven straight wins Like that is That's possible For sure There's a very fair chance The Oilers don't hit 93 points Yeah You know like 99%

Like that would be fucking insane Sure Sharks regulation wins Yeah they're a little behind Unreal check out those markets though Because there's some value in there There sure is There's some good value in there

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Yeah, I am media. Yeah. I am media. We're a real fucking show. When I look at the teams in playoffs and I'll even give you some of the bubble teams. Yes. Okay? And Ev, you're participating in this.

Absolutely. Look at the playoffs rundown and look at the bubble teams. Who, if I said, pick one team that could go on a 2012 king's run. saying because they're the 18. I'm just saying who could shock the world. So don't pick. I think you should go through everyone in the playoffs. Okay. What do you want me to ask? Can they make a run or not? Okay, but some of them aren't that shocking. Okay, you might be surprised with my answer. Tampa Bay Lightning, can they make a run? Yes. Evan? Absolutely. It's Tampa Bay. Yeah, of course. Agree. The Buffalo Sabers, can they make a run?

Hell yes. Evan? I would say yes with the caveat that they're inexperienced. See? That's what I'm This is important to ask. I will go yes on the sabres, but I hesitated because a little bit of the inexperience and also because there are some things

about their roster construction that I don't think positioned them to do well, but I think the Sabres were on vibes. Let's be honest, Chris, round one right now is against the Canadians.

Horrible matchup. That's about as big of a coin flip as you will ever see. Get one of those comical plastic quarters and flip it. That's how big of a coin flip is. So, Dan, can the Canadians go on a run?

Yes. Evan? Absolutely. They're an interesting one where both of these teams could absolutely lose in the first round, and then I could absolutely see, if they win, I could absolutely see them going on a run. I think the HABs do not have a run in them. Okay. The Carolina Hurricanes.

Absolutely. Evan? Yeah, but... A run means it is conference finals. Yeah, and it stops there, but yeah. So they can. They can run. They can.

So officially a run ends at the conference final. I'm saying if you make it to the conference finals, you have gone on a run. Yes. A run means make it to a conference finals. at least the third route. Okay. I would say that like the way that they play, they're so like, they're so stifling, right?

Yeah. I just may, I don't know, sometimes I feel like that backfires a little bit. It does. I don't know why, because I know everybody says defense wins championships. They have the second most goal scored in the league. So we're not going to call them a defensive team this year. They're good at D. But like, wow.

Yeah, yeah. Like this team's a fucking. Penguins. Oh yeah, dude. That's amazing. Wait, what about them? The penguins are fourth in the league

in goal scored. That's incredible. I feel like a lot of that happened in the past like a week and a half. Yeah, yeah, nine, nine, nine. It was fucked up. Okay, so you're going no. The Cains can't make it run?

I'm gonna, I feel like an idiot saying no. I just, I just don't like the way they play, so I just like, don't want to see it. I'm going yes. Dan, the Pittsburgh Penguins. You don't have to, you don't have to coddle me. No, I think they can. They, like, if they get out of the first round and Skinner's playing well, I'm like, if you have Sid, it's similar to McDavid.

Yeah. I don't care how old he is. If you have Sid and he's in the playoffs and he's tasting playoff hockey again, which he's about to, yes, you can. Evan? As a Penguins fan, I have to say emphatically yes. Yes. I will say, as a Penguins fan also, I will say that completely contingent on health. Because they're old.

Yep. Yeah, they are old. And I do always worry about the team defense and I worry about the goaltending being in its own head. Something's happening this year. Something's happening. No, I know. Honestly, the whole conference right now feels like it's so, like there's so many possibilities.

It's almost anybody's. Yeah. I'm going definitely yes. Dan, the Flyers. No. Evan? Fuck the Flyers. No way.

I don't think they can make a run either. But I think they can hear for what's happening. I think they can win around. I don't think they can go on a run. The Boston Bruins Yes Evan I stated this a few episodes back

Absolutely every time this team Gets in the playoffs They're not a team You want to fuck with I'm going I wanted to say no But I'm going yes because of Swayman There's obviously other great

Yeah the reason I hesitated was I was flirting with being like I think they could go Deep Yeah But that's a right My answer is yes The Ottawa Senators

No No I'm also going no, but that feels harsh, but I'm also going no. The Washington Capitals, if they get in. Weirdly enough. I'm not feeling it. Yeah, he hates the caps. I don't hate them, and I respect the hell out of them.

I just think that they've been too up and down. To me, it's just like, I don't know what's going on with them, but they have good players and you have one of the best goaltenders in the league. What do we always say? A hot goalie. It could change everything. The Columbus Blue Jackets. No.

No. No. They had everybody's, like, imagination, but then they kind of lost it. They were Detroit Red Wings. No. They can absolutely get in playoffs, and I fucking believe in you. I don't think they can go, I don't think they can make it to round three. We put them on fraud watch, and they are fraud.

Yeah, they are currently on, they are fraud. We certainly can't say they can make a ride. I think the morale is so low that there's no way. We dropped the watch, and then they had a three-two lead with a minute left and got scored on. Also, no, the New York Islanders. Yes, hot goalie. Hot goalie.

Hot goalie. I was thinking, young kid crazy enough to do it, one of the best goals in the league. They could, dude, the Islanders, post-Tivarez years that they made the Eastern Conference Finals twice. I was like, what has happened? Dude, you got DeBoer in playoffs? I feel like that could happen again. Come on.

Yeah, I mean. Sounds crazy, but yeah. I think DeBoar, yeah. I mean, they were so good for the past few months. I feel like they're they I would have more confidence in them than I would blue jackets and they're both kind of in that same category could be I totally agree yeah okay Western Conference the Colorado Abilance yes yes yeah absolutely although if they're are they are they're president's winner hold on oh okay okay oh okay president's trophy fair fair hold on President's trophy are they president's trophy they're president's trophy right they are okay then I obviously I would bet money that they'll go far but I would not be surprised if they fucking flame out I'm I'm gonna to as always with Danny positive, I know I just said let's keep moving fast, but with Danny positivity, I am just going to say this team is so good. Yep. And they have so much talent. And

there's no surprise to me at all that the Woods have great numbers with the team they have in front of them. But they also have those great numbers during the regular season with regular season matchups when they're able to go tandem. I do not believe they're going to go tandem in the playoffs, which means one goalie has to play. Yep. Let's see what happens in playoffs. I think it's a great opportunity for one of the woods to take the starting job and perform incredibly well. Let's see if that happens. Yeah. Wow. And actually, can you look up the abs, the stars, and the wild all have can all go on a run. Yes. Okay, the Edmonton Oilers. Yes. Of course. Evan? Do it. Do it. I think Jari's going to shoot him in the ass. I think it's going to be bad. There you go. Sorry. I love it. I love it. the Vegas Golden Knights.

Yeah, a tricky one here. It's all goalie. But it's also think about their division. That's what I'm saying. Well, I'm just saying that if you get out of that division, you've made the conference finals. Yeah, yeah, that's kind of true, isn't it? Congrats.

You made a run. Yeah, yes, because of that. What do you think, Ev? Tortorale is going to get him whipped into shape. I think they could go far. I think so, too. Okay, Anaheim Ducks. No.

Ev? Just to round three. I believe they can make it to round two. I don't believe they can make it to round three. Agree. I completely agree with that take. I'm going yes. And as it stands,

like they are likely about to play the Colorado Avalanche if they get in. The ducks? No, sorry. They'll catch Vegas. They'll catch Vegas. But this is all jumbled. And I'm actually going to go, yes,

ducks run. I just deaded them to the wild card. I'm sorry. Even though I have no confidence in them winning the Western Conference finals, I just think because of this division, they actually could, like if drive doesn't come back,

whatever. Utah Mammoth. Absolutely. Really? Dude, can I give you some shit here? Yeah. We're looking at league stuff. Goals for the Utah Mampeth are pretty in the middle of the pack.

Yep. But goal difference, the Mammoth are... One, two, three, four, five, six. Seventh in the league. Mm. They are a good fucking hockey team, dude. And they've got hot at a very good opportunity. Fourth least amount of goals in the league given.

A fourth least amount of goals given up in the league. They just added weeks to that defensive group. Like if Veggie plays well, I think, dude, and we're talking about the first round matchup, they're going to be the number one wild card, which means they're going to play the winner of the Pacific. That is a nightmare. And I can't wait for someone to clip this when whoever wins the Pacific beats them in four or five games. But like, I don't think anyone wants to play this Utah Mammoth team. I think the Delta Center is ready to blow the fucking roof off that place in the playoffs. I'm sure it's not going to be a fun place to play. I think the mammoth are a great fun team. potentially going to run. If they get into the Pacific, well they are going to, almost certainly, them jumping into the Pacific

bracket is fucking massive. So I'm also yes. Yeah. Also yes. I would say, uh, like I've deaded some teams because of their momentum being down.

And these guys are on what a four game win streak? And as you said, I mean, yeah, I'd say they could, they could do some damage. Why not? Fuck it.

Preds? No. Ev? Nah. I'm also no on the preds. Kings. I'm such a fucking homer. But the talent is there, though.

The talent is there. For the same reason I said Washington, I'm going to say yes, because if they get in and they are, well, I mean, again, they're going to have to play fucking Colorado. Yeah, and then the winner of Dallas, Minnesota. It's a murderer's road. It's a no.

Guys, it's a no. You have Copee in his last season. You have Darcy Camper, one of the best goalies in the league. They could be drunk on piss in Venice. That's what I'm saying. And just do what they've done twice to win a cup. Fuck it.

Yes. Yes. Fuck it. I'm going, no. I'm sorry. There isn't three-on-three OT and shootouts in the playoffs. I don't think because the regulation win numbers are too low. Sharks?

No. They haven't arrived yet, but man, it would be fun to watch. It would be so fun, but you're right. They're not ready. Future is bright. They're not ready yet. The Jets. No.

I'm going yes. It's insanely. It's insanely dumb for me to say what I keep saying about a hot golly. Actually, you know what? I apologize to the Jeff this episode, so I'm going to stay on that trend. Yes. I mean, that's a guy you don't want to play. You do not want to play.

A newly gold medal winning, Connor Hallibuck, who's clearly scorching hot. You don't want to play him. I'm going to go no, but I will say I haven't watched enough of them to really give you an informed answer. So I'll say I'm going to maybe abstain. How about that? That's fine. Okay. And that's it for the.

West. Each of us name one team or two if you really want. That is a top top seed that you think could just have an horrific crash out. Edmonton. Edmonton. I don't think. They would count it as that too, by the way. If they lose to the mammoth, they will go, we, that is a fucking yeah. I mean, listen, I don't think that. I learned my lesson last year and I'd never picked against them and they went to the Western Conference. They went to the Stanley Cup. Yeah. But this team, this team is worse than they were last year and the year before, they could definitely lose early. So, yeah, them. And then again, Dallas and Minnesota doesn't count for this, yeah, because that's just a nightmare.

I guess for me, it's just that Atlantic winner if it's not Tampa. I think, well, I guess Tampa losing would be a shock, but I just think they're pretty dialed right now. Well, what's funny, right, is like Tampa, Buffalo and Montreal are all tied in points right now and games played. And the two of them will play. And one of them is dead. Yeah. So one of them will do this. Yeah.

Yeah, right, which is tough. It's tough. God damn. Okay, that's going to be insane. Yeah. Very exciting. Very exciting. Okay, Dan, you mentioned it at the top, but we got, if you're listening to this,

we got some college hockey on. We sure do. Today and Saturday. Vegas for the Frozen Four. We got games on tomorrow. CP and I will not be there, unfortunately. We're going to be there. We're not going to be there.

But we're going to be dialed in. Of course, watching. Girls must be there. Oh, yeah, dude. They're boots on the ground. God, damn. It's on the ground. Merles, G.

They're there. They're fucking ripping it up. We're obviously going to be dialed in, paying attention. Going to be great games. I said this last. This is, when I look at these four teams, I'm like, that's college hockey. Yes. Michigan, Denver, no, Dax, Wisconsin.

You had in your bracket, Michigan, and then I think it was, Dartmouth or no, who did you have? No, I had Michigan, Denver here. I know I'm saying, who did you have in the final? You had Michigan over Denver and then you had, I had, I think my final was Michigan, no deck. Oh, nice. Okay, and you had Michigan, I had no deck. Yeah, because I had, again, there are a bunch of people chirping me rightfully so, being like this, remember when you picked Dartmouth over Wisconsin? And I was like, no, no. I said it would be cool if Dartmouth won on this. And I did pick them, but I was like, they're not going to win. Okay, so give me a Michigan Denver score, Dan.

I'm going to go four to two regulation. Oh my God. There's no way this game doesn't go to overtime. No way. Hey, listen to me? Correct. No way. Four to two regulation fucking statement win from the Wolverines.

I'm going 5-4 OT and I took Michigan, so I'm going to stay with it. But man, that would be. And also, you know how we were saying earlier when the girls won the Wisconsin game? I was like, oh, maybe the boys will win and it's like this whole thing's happening again. I think Michigan basketball winning helps the hockey team. I genuinely do. I think the, oh, 100%. Oh, 100%.

It's a tie, Michigan, Denver, but the basketball win is a little extra juice. Us Michigan fans, Chris, we got a little taste. That was a little appetizer of a national championship. Boom. It's nice. I love the basketball match championship. First in 34 years. But this is the real one.

Okay. Come on up. Nodak, Wisconsin. Give me a score. 2-1-0-D. No-D. Low scoring game. Wow.

Okay. God, but I feel like now the girl. when he should give these boys the juice, but I'm going to go no DAC because I stuck with it, my picks, and I think they roll. They haven't been scored on, Dan. Dude, it's insane.

They haven't been scored on. I think this is, they think they will get scored on, but give me 4-1. Love. Yep. And then final prediction, Michigan, no-dack, give me a score.

I know who you got. 3-1, Michigan. Wow, empty-netter? Yes, that's cool. Give me no-dak, and I'm sorry to do it to the Wolverines, but give me no-dak. That's fucking good.

Michigan will score, though. They'll score. Give me 4-2 with an empty-netter. Appreciate those goals. 4-2. Can't wait to stuff them up your hoop. Give the fan something to cheer about. All right, before we move on and end hot ice,

we got to talk about the Zameth. So sick, dude. Have you seen this, F? No, I don't. You don't know what the Zameth is? No, I don't. Why don't you do yourself a favor? Pop on Twitter right now and go to the Utah Mammoth's Twitter page.

You got it. And look at the. Zamboni that they made. What do you think of that? Can you fucking believe that, dude? It looks like a fucking cyber truck elephant, but I love it. It looks like a transformer.

Yeah, it's pretty great. Yeah. I mean, I personally love it when people go the extra mile and make shit fun. It's entertainment. It's sports entertainment. I actually can't believe it took,

and I didn't have this idea, so I'm not saying, I'm not chirping, but I can't believe it took this long. For a team to do this? Yeah, like this is fucking money bags. I tweeted it out about when Ryan Smith tweeted it. And I was like, this guy doesn't miss, dude. Yeah.

When it comes to fan service, this guy is a servant of the people. He is the Caesar that Marcus Aurelius wanted to be. Yes, dude. It's unbelievable. It's incredible. This is so good. He brought hockey to Utah and then immediately gave it to the people. Yeah.

Gave them exactly what they wanted to do. This guy is, he's literally the emperor. And the name is perfect. The Zameth, dude. I imagine it's like he looked at that one day and he's like, oh, the Zamboony. And someone was like, the mammoth. The Xan, oh my God. I have a fucking great idea.

This is the kind of shit I'd come up with when I was like baked out of my mind. Yeah. You need to like inspiration. This is this type of shit that you would see in the animated Mighty Ducks cartoon. They just do it. They did it. That thing is going to be on the ice cleaning it. It's so amazing.

I wonder how it's going to handle tight corners. Probably not well. Oh, yeah. Those tusks are going to. gonna fucking chip up some boards. Take out of the patron. The second the Zamoth impales someone,

it's gonna be a lawsuit, dude. This is gonna be a cornballer situation. This is incredible. It's unbelievable. Huge shout to the mammoth and the Zameth. It's like, it's just fucking hilarious. It's so awesome.

And again, they can't miss. Yeah. Until, again, someone gets skewered on that thing like a shish kebab. And that, because you know what else can't miss

those tusks. Yeah. They are not going to miss anyone. It's going to be a big problem. Anything. They look pretty sharp. Yeah, steel reinforced. You're not stopping those bad boys.

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Welcome back to class and unfortunately, this is our last one. Final. Daniel. Daniel. This is a final class. The professors could return in another capacity, but this upcoming weekend is the last weekend of the regular games. And Professor, might I pay you a compliment? Assuredly, assuredly so. Your commitment to your winter garb, even though we are decidedly in the summer months here in California, is truly breathtaking to behold, sir.

I had to leave this outfit out. All you. Your scarf is hanging on your coat rack all season long. Every time I went to clean the flat, I said, I wish I could put that away. But I need it again next week. I pack it to trip, road trips. Your fiancé must be delighted to finally pack up the scarf. We are finished.

Well, this is the last lecture. of the season. Again, in this capacity, the professors might return for maybe some summer lectures or something like that. But we had our last weekend, and we didn't do the best. Professor, tell everyone how the Mega Parlay went. The Mega Parlay recap. Wings, no. Wild, yes, stars know, bolts, yes, pens, yes, habs, yes. Sabers, no, aisles, no, jackets, no. Mammoth, yes, kings, yes. Oilers, no. Flames, yes. Sharks no, spunk, no. Seven and eight. As we always remind you, we always could do worse. And we would strive to do worse in the future.

But let's try to get things on an uptick for this last one. Yes, come home, what? See, the live on the beach only must come home once. One time. That is the point. And then we're on the beach. That's the whole point. Now, the life on the line, we did better, but we weren't perfect. But we were three and one. The pens one, the king's one, the mammoth one, but the wings could not. finish the job for us. And Daniel, I am four and oh in my last two weeks. I am aware. And it feels tremendous. I believe it. But fortunately, that means surely that my picks are horrific this week. That's true. But as ever, the Friday fade came home. It sure did. The Blues

Over the Ducks, six to two. It's incredible. Fucking hell. It's incredible. What? We were with people who attend lectures with the professors. We were with them this weekend and they said, what is the fade? We told them and they said, no, no, shme, it can't be the blues. But we hammered it. And we said, watch, watch. Hammed it from Puerto Rico.

And then it, because it was a bedroom GM book. Can you believe it? In Puerto Rico, that was incredible. I was not expecting that at all. We hammered the fade. The fade delivered. The fade did deliver. But this week, we don't have any games on Friday.

Very interesting. Very interesting. So tonight, if you're listening, we do have four games and every single one of them is ripe for a fate. So I have an idea to... Well, actually, Daniel, there are 14 games tonight. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. We highlighted four potential fades.

We have four potential fade games, is what I meant to say. So we have the cats at the Sends. Surely the Surgeons have been incredible. They're fighting for their lives. We have the Cains at the Hawks. In what world do the Hawks beat the Cains? We have the Flames at the Avs. Excuse me.

What are we talking about? And then we have the Canucks at the Kings. and must win game for the Kings and the Canucks, as we have spoken about all episodes. Minus one billion. Absolutely fucking ridiculous. Now, here is what I propose. Interesting. I like where this is headed on. We're going to pick a fade.

Surely. Don't worry. There will be a Thursday fate. I propose, given that all of those are guaranteed wins, we do a mini life on the line. And we put a bet on the Sends, on the Cains, on the aves, and on the Kings, all the favorites. And then, I think we do a reverse and do a mega fade. and bet on the cats, on the hocks, on the flames, on the Canucks. So we take both sides.

We're going to do two separate four game palais, all the opposites. I actually love the idea of a... It's our last day. I love the idea of a fade parlet. You take all... You take cats, hawks, flames, Canucks. Which would be... We are going to do, which will decidedly never hit.

Yes, it could not. Which is why we do the reverse as well. And then we'll pick a fade. It's our last day in class. Actually, Daniel, that is interesting. That is interesting in that the fade. Listen, this is a Thursday fade, so we take no responsibility. We do not know if the magic on the Friday fade continues to Thursday.

This is not our fault. We're trying to help. What is interesting to me is the parlay of the favorites could not, or excuse me, the parley of the dogs could never happen. Ever. So you could take it as a fay because this is the way the world works. It's a fade parlay. But do we also need to take the favorites? I will say, do you remember early in the season that we did the unlikely...

Yes, I do, Daniel. I remember that, yes. And I took three dogs and we won. And they were back. And we were back in Maclin. It was unbelievable. So this could be perfect timing. I think we do it.

I think we do a fade parlay of all four teams. Yes, sir. We do a favorite fade of the four of the opposite teams. And then tell me if you disagree, I believe that the clear fade of these four. War games. Looking at it right now. Must be the flames beating the abs on at home. In Colorado where they have never lost. There's just no planet where that happens.

The flames cannot beat the aves. So that will be the solitary Thursday fade. But please dabble in both sides. Let's get nuts. Of a parlay. Let's have a little bit of fun. Why not? Why not? Now the Saturday Selly, we picked Mr. Saturday himself. Cole, Colfield.

The Habs had a delightful four three win in a. shootout but somehow cold enough he still doesn't have 50. It's inconceivable that he does not have 50. I can't believe it and I don't even want to speak it into existence. No no no no no no no he simply must get 50. He simply must so we didn't get that. Is there anyone you like this Saturday? Well I like Maclin but we've Maclin has done us very well but he is he's absolutely firing and it's the it's the Canucks and I'm like okay Maclin was cool. I also love Jack Hughes Jack Hughes has been incredible They lost to Philly obviously

But he's been the best player in the league since the Olympics He's got a tough one against the wings But sometimes his boys are on that team He's playing against Larkin It's exciting, it's happy He scores, he scores, he scores, he scores I like Jack And then the cats at Leifes

It's just a ridiculous game But the cats have actually been scoring a bunch And it's been the guys Every time I look up, it's Vahegie It's Kachuk There's some of this in my mind And the Leaves the Leaves play Seven, six games all the time

Something the cats will score. What do we think about I don't like that Jack Hughes is on the road and the wings are. You know, I hate the road. Their back is against the wall. I love, dare I say, Morgan Geeky. Staying hot. Hot again. Chasing 40. He does want 40. Could be an even and empty. I love,

truly love, Dylan Gunther. But they are playing the canes. So that's difficult. Yes. and I really love Sidney Crosby at home against the caps potentially the last time he ever plays Alex Ovecke. I love it. That is actually perfect. Let's do that.

Let's go with Sid for the Saturday Selly. Anytime goal scorer in potentially. I don't think it will be. It could be. I believe OV is coming back. But the fact that it's possible. Yes, he's having discussions. He has to think.

He has to reset the body. Exactly. Sid. Exactly. Saturday Selly. So for our Sunday hat. Patrick Parley. Tell me. We gave you the Caps money line under 6.5 and a Dylan Strome point.

Unfortunately, Strome didn't have a point. Also, unfortunately, the rags beat the caps 8 to 1, and are you fucking my father? It's the most disastrous Sunday Hatrick Parley we've ever done without question. How do you lose that game? That was an embarrassment. Thank fucking Christ for the Friday fade. Otherwise, this would have been the most shit performance by the professors I've ever seen. The Sunday slate

Penns at caps Habs at aisles Bruins at Jackets Sends at Devils Canucks at Ducks at Ducks Mammoth at Flames Daniel Pick a winner right now

Please I shall take The Ducks The Ducks simply must They have to win They're fighting for their lives to keep flying into the playoffs and they're playing the Canucks

They have to be the Ducks Under 6.5 Beckett Beckett Seneca Point Please. Sunday. Hap Trick Parley. I love it.

Ducks under 6.5. Beckett Seneca Point. Now, let us begin our run around for the Saturday mega live on a beach parley. Who should start? Who should start? I think I should start. I don't think I've ever started. That's not true at all.

I think it's possible. Sir. Sir. Dr. Watkins, have I ever started this? Not in my tenure, sir. See? And he's the doctor. Bullocks.

What do you have to say to that, you fucking twat? Daniel! Yes. Bolts at Bruins. I'll take the Bruins. I will. Delightful. Christopher sends at Isles.

Wow. New coach bump give me the aisles. Dr. Watkins. Caps at Penn. What a stupid question. Penguins. Daniel, oil at Kings. Want a game.

Here we are. A bunch of fucking morons taking all the home teams. I have to believe that they will fight until the end. I'm taking the Kings. Christopher Devils and Wigs. I have to believe they will fight

until the end. We need four and oh, gentlemen. Four and no, give me the wings. Dr. Watkins, blues at Hawks. I'm really high on Chris Pronger now, so St. Louis. Love it. Daniel, wild at Prince. I think the wild.

Christopher rags at stars, stars, surely. Dr. Watkins, Keynes at Mammoth. What's a game? Brilliant game. Mammoth. Ooh, the Mamboni. The Zammoth is here. So surely it's the mammoth.

Daniel, cats at leaves. I think, give me the Leafs, I need them to continue to up their stocks so they don't get a top five pick, six pick, six pick. Christopher, Jackets at Habs, wow. I actually will go jackets. They will, they will battle the Habs. I've been so delightful, but to give me the jackets. Dr. Watkins, Flyers at Jets. Let's go Jets.

Yes, I knew it. I knew it's a sharp pick. They knew he would go there. Daniel, Flames at Spunk. Spelow a load one more time. Yes. Give me the spunk.

Thank you, Spunk. Christopher Knights at Avs, the ultimate torts test. Give me the Knights. Brilliant. And then Dr. Watkins, round us out, Canucks at Sharks. Maclin wins. Sharks will win. Yes.

Yes, Doctor. Nominal. Now, life, or excuse me, just to recap, Bruins, Isles, Penns, Kings, Wings, blues, wild, stars, mammoth, leafs, jackets, jets, spunk, knights, sharks, live on a fucking beach. Holy shit. Now, life on the line.

Live on the line. Just do it one more time. Do it one more time. We'll do our nice poetic rhymes one last time. I shall start. I think you should begin. I shall stop. I shall stop.

I actually was, I don't even, I had to recall what I picked. So did I. I had, sometimes I picked it right before. Sometimes I picked days before I had to recall. Let's see here. Uh, okay. That's right. Okay, leg number one, gentlemen.

After looking so dominant all year, that team in Texas does have some flaws. A win versus the rags would alleviate some fears. Lately, Dallas has been as lax as their gun loss. Oh, no. Starr's money line did leg number one. Rough. Oh, fucking hell. That's great.

It's not wrong. That's great. All right. Hold on. Habs aren't just a fling. They want the whole thing. Fans are feeling extra horned up. With cold red hot, they've got a real shot.

Is there a chance this team wants the cup? It's been five tough years of Jackets fans' tears. Constant collapse at 11 o'clock. If it happens, If it happens, it's not an if but a when. Blast that cannon straight into your cocks. Habs my line. Next leg, next leg, next leg.

Next leg. Tampa looks ready for championship boats. With Cooch surely owed a heart or three. But Boston is ready to sink the bolts. This is a tea bagging, not a tea party. Nice. I like that I pick Boston as well.

Is that work? Yes, yes. All right, and then the last one. Playoffs are on the line, and teams are running out of time. Neither sends nor the aisles or a lock. Waugh has been canned. Now DeBoer takes command. Perhaps a new coach will stiff in their cocks.

For the sense, there's a risk. Things have been a bit brisk. Lots of media that will give fans a frown. If they do miss the dance, there's a pretty good chance. Brady's getting the fuck out of town. Isles Money Line. Isles, Habs, Bruins, stars, one time, life on the line. Bringing it home.

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I want you to respond just from a knee-jerk, kind of. and then I'm going to give you a little bit more details and we can dig it. Okay. Understood. I was talking with somebody and he was making a point that Sunday is such a day of like lounging and being gross kind of where you just order a ton of food and you never, you don't move and you just lay in there. Sure. And you're tired that he made the comment to me that he goes, Sunday is probably the day of the day of the day of the day. the week that has the least amount of sex. The least amount of sex has had on Sunday because you're not,

as a single person, you're not obviously going out on Sunday. And then even as in a relationship person, you are like, we're just ordering, we ate Chinese food and are watching TV and we just fall asleep. And I said, I disagree. And I want, I'm going to stop there because I want your knee jerks, what days rank the days of the week in an amount of sex that they are having? Saturday one, obviously. Are you counting like Friday night at 1 a.m. That's technically Saturday? Great question, Evan.

Great question. This is what came up. No, this is what came up and we said that it does. After midnight is a different day. No, the day has changed. Absolutely. This is a stoo. That's a technicality.

I will not participate in this discussion if we use this technology. The day has changed. So just to be clear. I will not participate in this discussion if you do this. Dan ranking, but just to be clear, Sunday is the number one day. Correct. And I was like, are you fucking? If you're doing, the fact that you said this to this person who made a great point,

and then you're going, well, technically, just shut up, Brian. Was that Billy Madison? It's your one. Oh, fuck, yeah. That is such a lame technicality that you pulled out on a friend who made a great point. It's the number one day. You are such a fucking square. Number one day.

Yeah, but can't you, can't you see like a Sunday afternoon, like, we just got back from my friend's daytime birthday. We're a little day drunk. We're going to fuck. Are we doing the, if the night goes into the morning up? Nope, no, we'll do. We'll do. We'll do if you're still up, it's still that day.

We'll do your thing. If we're living in that world, yes, I'm sure that that does happen. But I think that he, I'm not ready. I'm not sure I'm ready to call it the last day on the list. But it is low. Can I push back again? And this one you can't even dog me on? Sure.

And I actually said this to him, and he went like this, oh, my God, you are 100% right. And then I hit him with the post midnight thing. And he was like, wow, I am a fool. It's literally one. But even ignoring that, there are plenty of you do it in the mornings from their Saturday night. Like you have gone to bed, you wake up. I think if you're not fucking on Saturday night, it's probably because you're too hammered. Yep.

And then you're probably too hung over to be like, I feel sexy. Let's have sex now. Only disgusting slobs, not looking at any couple in particular that I know, wants to have messy hair, just fat booze-stinking sex on Sunday morning. You are so wrong. I would say fat, boozy sex is 90% of sex had in this country. No, but I'm talking about hungover the next morning. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That people do that all the time. You think 90% of sex in this morning is hungover on Sunday morning. How dumber is. 90% of people do that. You are in the elite elite who are like, no, I must run. Your time out. And shave. Again.

I want you to look into that camera and tell me that you think more people in this country have sex hung over the next morning on Sunday than they do on Saturday night. No. I'm saying people do that. You were just saying 90% of people. You were saying people don't do it. And I'm saying yes, they do. I'm saying people do do it.

But I'm saying I don't think that many people do it to the point where Sunday is the top. day of the week. Well, it isn't because you took away my midnight thing, even though that is Sunday. So I completely concede that it's not number one. It's just not, though. You are not in a, when you're out drinking on Saturday night, and it's after midnight, you're not going like this. It's Sunday. I do that

all the time. Every time at midnight, I go like, yes. It's Sunday, everyone. You are that fucking nerd. Yeah, at the bar. I go. Happy Sunday. It's Sunday, everybody, let's have a great week. Yeah. That's my God. It's the Lord's Day. And technically, this is the first day of the week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is bullshit. It's fucking Monday.

Dude, everyone say your Hail Marys. Who did that, by the way? That's fucking insane. A fucking moron. Some Mayan. Some Mayan idiot. Morning after makes Sunday in the, it is now in a fight with Friday for two. Oh, man, you're really.

Because the weekdays are obviously not in the top three. I completely disagree with that. I think you just lose so much single sex. So much single sex. Yeah. Well, I'll tell you, I just had a conversation with my significant another and we were like, we need to do this more often. can we create a weekday where we assign it?

To a bang in or to pretend it's a weeknight? Yeah, no, on a weeknight. So we're like, you know, Wednesday, Thursday, you're getting close to the weekend. I think if you're in a relationship and you don't have kids, I think sex during the week is incredibly prevalent. Me too. And it's one of the only good things about the week. Oh, totally agree.

But people, this is another thing that you have a wonderfully healthy sex life. But I think most people don't. Most people in relationships do not, where they go, we're having sex all time. Sike, we actually never have sex. Especially if you get older and you've been in a long, long relationship. All this relationship sex that's going into the tallies for the weeknights does not exist. You're also, but however, if we're going to pull that out, we got to pull out the plenty of single people who don't have sex at all. That's a shame.

Yes. You mean most of Gen Z? Yeah, they're not fucking. Yeah, this conversation does not involve them. We're talking millennials and up. Okay, because millennials be fucking. Be fucking, dude. I mean, actually, you want to talk about people

to be fucking think about baby boomers, too. Actually, Dan, this conversation can count. They're named after the amount of fucking they were doing. This gen conversation can count Gen Z, and it will just add nothing. It's the exact same conversation because there's zero sex. There's zero sex being had. The numbers don't change.

Hold on. Are baby boomers called baby boomers because they were the baby boom? No, no, yeah, no. Technically, it was their grandparents. Yeah, technically, the greatest. The greatest generation. What is the generation about baby boom? Greatest generation.

Those the ones have bought. They were fucking so much. Yeah. The baby boomers are the result of the sex being had by the greatest generation. And then they... That's awesome. What they did was... Are our parents baby boomers?

Yes. So our grandparents were fucking. Yes. And they, the greatest generation created the baby boomers. And then the baby boomers created the... Gen X. Yes. Or millennials.

Yeah. Who are like... All the baby boomers in was destroyed our housing market. Because there were too many of them. And now we can't live anywhere. Where is Gen X? So... Is that us?

No, no, no. Gen X would have been like mid-60s to very early 80s technically. Right now? No, I'm talking about the years they were born from like, from like 1965 to like 1970. But I'm confused. Our parents are gen. I think those are boomers. They are boomers.

And then we are the next generation, right? No, I think there's. There's one in between? I think so. Those guys are X. Okay, like for example, my mom was born in 1950, but she had kids. in 1973, 75, which would have been Gen X. Then she had my brother and I in the 80s,

and I'm technically a millennial. So it depends on how early you start having kids. Okay, so people right now who are like 50 are Gen X. Yes. Okay, got it. Yeah. Thanks, guys. And they're probably fucking too.

I was all twisted up there. Yeah, okay. I would say, I mean, look, the day you're not having sex, I think is Tuesday. Yeah, so that's, is that last? is Tuesday last? I actually think maybe Monday. I, you know what?

So I think... Monday's a bad. I think Monday could actually be high. I'm with Ev. I think Monday could be higher than Tuesday because maybe you were such a bag of shit on Sunday that you were like, let's get back in gear here. Also, Monday, you get up, you, you know, you try to get back into the swing of things. Maybe you get in the gym.

You're a little fired up and you're like, I want to have a, I'm good. Let's get back on. Let's go. Let's get back on the horse. There's not so holly. lot of holidays might extend it to Monday too, so you might have Monday off. Good call. Incredible. Incredible. Monday not even in the conversation anymore. Monday is so bad. Monday is, 100% right. Let me fucking talk. Monday is so bad that maybe you need the sex to make it

better. Pick me up. But again, we're now, to your point, during the week, we're talking all couples here. Who the hell is fucking when they're single? I guess if you're going on dates. But that's, you know, you got to, that's you're hoping to get. Going on a Monday night date when you're single and then fucking. nightmare. That's insane. It's not that hard. Well, it doesn't...

All right, Passanova. It doesn't change the fact that you're a wild, you're a wild person. I think a Wednesday night date, like, to, like, a karaoke bar and shit? I think Wednesday's high. Wednesday's high. Thursday's high. I think Wednesday's high. I think Wednesday's a prevalent date night for couples. Absolutely.

College is Thursday. Thursday. Thursday, I think, is so in the mix because of college. You'd be fucking all the time. I know, but Thursday's... Thursday, dude. Yeah, Thursday's a big day. Thursday, Thursday.

It's called Thursday Thursday for a reason. Friday, what's your take on Friday? I think Friday is, it might be, it could obviously be as high as too, but I think Friday's numbers are lower than people think. I think everyone's tweaking about Friday, and I'm like, dude, it's not, it's not that big of a night. I think that, like, you might be burnout from the week. People are. And maybe you get a little too, like, I've had instances where, like, the plan is to come home and get. sexual? Yeah, yeah. But you

party with some friends, you get a little too busy. What positions exactly? Yeah. What? I'm not getting into that here. You have to subscribe to the Patreon. That's the Patreon. That's the Patreon. Yeah, it's a good point. I agree. It's a really good point. If you ripped on Thursday in college, you're like,

oh, you know, whatever. It's like, I think Friday maybe is overhyped with the amount of sex. You get no, well, I guess if you were out Thursday, though, maybe there's morning after Thursday night, college people. College people doing it Thursday night. and then doing it Friday morning. You wake up in bed.

That's interesting to me. Now I actually think Friday might be back up. So I think it goes Saturday one. Yep. Again, we're not doing the technicality. Saturday one, you think Thursday, too. I'm so high on Sundays, dude. And not to get, you don't have to rebuild positions,

but are you guys with significant others not banging Sunday nights? That's HBO night, brother. Not doing it. It's HB bang. We're tired. HB bang, that's what we do. It's called Home Bang Office, dude. You're smashing on Sunday.

Sunday is like a lovely... I think a Sunday smash is great. Yeah. But I think a... Every day smash is great. Yeah. Yeah, we watch real-time with Bill Maher, and then we bang. That's not exactly a turn-on.

Yeah, fair, fair, fair. So does Thursday clip Friday... I don't know. ...doo to colleges, due to college. Maybe. If you're going to include college, sure. We do including everybody. Everybody banging.

How much banged that? Well, I guess they're Gen. Yeah, college students aren't banging anymore. Yeah, you're right. Are they Gen Z or are they Gen Alpha? Fuck it if I know anymore. Yeah, I think Gen Alpha is real.

It used to be Thursday, too, but now it's Friday 2. Gen Alpha better not be banging. I'm pretty sure they're young. Too young for that. I don't know. We're never going to agree on this, so we don't need to keep trying to rank this. I'm torn. I think I'm going to go Saturday one.

Me personally, Friday, too. Yeah. And then I think I actually might go, I might go Wednesday. That's insane. I think the mid-week bump. That's a fucking insane. Pump day. You think so?

I think so. All right, what's yours? And Sunday, that's fucking, mine is Saturday. Your respect for Sunday is crazy. Saturday, Friday. Because of the Thursday mornings. That's what bumped Friday back up to me.

Saturday, Friday, Sunday, Thursday. Your Sunday rankings are one. Then Monday. Wednesday's interesting, but I love the holiday aspect. That's a real, that's a nice, that's a fucking nice wrinkle. It is. Tuesday's last. Monday, Wednesday.

Tuesday. Yeah. I'm going, uh... You're boosting Sunday and you're sleeping on Wednesday. I might be sleeping on Wednesday. You're sleeping on Wednesday. He needs a midweek sleep. I would go Saturday, Friday, Wednesday. We don't have sex on Sunday because it's the Lord's Day. Yeah. You're also not thinking about that. Think about how many Catholics there are. Can Catholics not bang on Sunday? I don't know. I think that's completely. But I bet, no, you know that there's some Catholics who are like this. We are not fornicating on the Lord's Day. Are you kidding? Catholic? have like 10 kids a family. They're fucking all the time. They do it all they do it Monday through Saturday. It's work for them. Most Christians believe sex is a God-giving gift and making it

holy on Sunday. So you should do it Sunday. Yeah, I think I think they're fucking even more. Sunday's just bumped way out. Wow. That is so cool. Put a notch in the wind column for Catholicism. They're advocating for fucking on Sunday. It's a holy act, literally. It's a holy, so go get holy. That's fucking awesome. And next time I try to get it on. Christians be fucking on Sunday. Yeah, buddy. The next time I try to get it, I'm going to say, let's get holy baby.

Sunday, talk about He is risen. No. Sunday just fired up the rankings on the fucking charts. We just had Easter, Heathens. Yeah. People popping out eggs, dude. That's incredible. I love it.

All right, let's wrap this episode up with a condom. A condom. Because it's the Lord's Day. Actually, no, they hate condoms. Yeah, yeah, no. Rip that wrapping off. All right, let's do a quick game. We're doing trivia factorial. C.P. is going to get five questions from me.

First one is worth 10 points. Next eight, next six, next four, next two. If he guesses and gets it right, he gets the points on said question. If he guesses and gets it wrong, he gets no points. Fuck, I got no points one time. I suck at this game, but today we'd be better. Today we change that. Today we get it.

Are you ready? Yep. The answer is an NHL player. Question number one, worth 10 points. A two-time NHL All-Star while being drafted 11th overall by the Washington Capitals. He never once played a single professional game for Washington. He knows it. It's our first 10.

I think I have it. Um, um, fuck. Okay, next. Okay, next. I actually think you could get it on this one. Wow. Question number two worth eight points. This active player is the all-time leading goal score on his team with over 140 more goals than the next player.

He's also second all-time in points for his team. So he's first all-time and goals on his team in their franchise history. Correct. And it's 140 more than anybody. And he's second all-time and points in franchise history. Yeah. Over 140 more than anybody else. What are you, 141?

Maybe 143? Could be anywhere from 141 to 149. Otherwise, I would have said 150. Okay, this active player, let me just deduce for a second here, this active player being the franchise is leading scorer makes me feel like they are either a fucking legend and have been around forever or it's a new franchise. Who would have all the goals? Vegas doesn't even score.

I don't think it could be stone. And McCann, like, is he scoring that much more on Seattle? Um, okay, give me the next one. Okay, you should, in my opinion, you should get it on this one. Fuck. It takes me so long. Question number three, worth six points. He has a world junior's MVP, a world junior's gold medal, and a world championship gold medal for his home country of Sweden.

Ooh. Sick. So he has a world junior gold and MVP and a world championship gold. and he's a forward, presumably. Okay, okay. Let me think about Team Sweden lines really quickly. I'm never going to get the Capitals pick, right? Like there's no way you would know that, like, oh, I remember that guy was drafted by the Capitals.

Like, he never, yeah, that's okay. I mean, actually, frankly, in my opinion, there is a way you would know this. Interesting. It was a trade. It's a big trade. Big trade. Um, Willie. Raymond, no, obviously.

Willie, no. Flip. Is it possible that Flip? Is the Predator's leading score? No, stammer. No, I mean, he's a fucking lightning. I was like, what? I was just thinking of players in the match with a lot of goals.

I'm going to need a guess or move on? Move on. You are a coward. Question number four, worth four points. A massive Liverpool FC fan. Fuck. This player's love for soccer led him to becoming a co-owner of the local MLS team in his NHL City, Nashville FC.

Is the two-pointer have to do with a mustache? It sure does. That's awesome. I didn't even know that. My guess is Philip Forrestberg. Fuck, I had it at six. I should have gone with it. You did.

I really did. When you said the trade, I really did remember Flip getting a trade. Because he's a friend of the pod. Yeah. Like, you know that fact of him. Question five for two points. Almost as fun as his nickname Flip. as dubbed by the Empty Nader's podcast is his league leading mustache. God, and it is league leading.

It sure is. Damn, that was a great one. I hope someone beat me in the comments because they had balls and we're ready to guess. I bet someone got that on question two. Yes. I think they did. Which one was that one again? That was the leading points. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because Yosey is one. Yeah, interesting. That's cool. Pretty cool. All right, cool episode. That does it for this one. We will see you guys watching The Frozen Four as you were listening to this today on Thursday. the ninth. We love you guys. Make sure you go give us some five-star reviews on Apple and Spotify if you can. We love you. It means a lot to us. Subscribe to the YouTube. Send the YouTube to friends. Go buy some merch. We'll see you next week for some fun, new episodes, fun, new guests. And until then, stay safe this weekend. Have fun. And skate hard.