Empty Netters Podcast - Love Island USA EMERGENCY Week 6 Review

Episode Date: July 10, 2026

It's family week, and we have a stacked cast for FAMILY NIGHT on the pod, we have Danny from Who's Next and OG Netters producer Emily Binder to give her perspective on all the action from Love Island Week 6, from Karoke, to lovely boat rides, we are in the home stretch! 0:00 - Intro 3:08 - Karaoke Night 13:37 - Bryce and Trinity Finally Do It 23:15 - Women's POV on Sincere 33:06 - Week 6 Highlights 38:50 - Week 6 Awards Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are back and we are going deep into season eight of Love Island, USA, and it is family night. Danny is now a mainstay on the show. We've lost Sean because Sean is too behind. But he's going to come back. John's coming back for the finale. But he just got too behind. He went on an East Coast vacation. He forgot Love Island airs every fucking night.

The greatest news ever is at long last for the Love Island reviews. We are joined by the OG number one. Day one homie, producer of empty-nettlers, Emily Binder. If you're a day one of empty-ners, you will know. Of almost Friday pod, back on the show. This is the best thing in the world. It's family night, dude. It is family night.

My guys left me, so I need to be back with my actual, my real guys. You're back with your uncles. This is like Uncle Dan and Uncle D and baby Chris. Uncle D. I forgot about that. Uncle D. I also apologize for how heinous. I look on today on this broadcast. I think you'd be surprised how many people love you've got,

you've got a late night hang vibe. Yeah, I think we all look great. I just came from beach tennis and I ran in here barefoot. She speaks Italian at that beach tennis. Did you know that? Yeah. Do you really?

Wait, how did you know? Oh, I did tell you. It's a new era of them, which is fantastic. How similar is Italian and French? Pretty. I'm not sure. Romance languages. When I look at them, I'm like.

Spanish and Italian are very much more similar than I thought. Okay. That's good. Well, folks. Wait, can I just say one thing Italian? Yeah. You can say, oh, please. Il tupeenia piccolo. Oh.

Do you know what that means? Something small. You have a small penis. Yes, yeah. Wow, really good. Do you have an uncle from Italy? There was just a lot of pitil. Do you have a Italian grandfather?

No, he's Swiss. Yeah, but they speak everything. They speak everything. My other one's from Missouri. Yeah. Chris is scoraciatu and puza. That means Chris farted and it smells. Wow.

Nice. Because I've just been like picking up random. I just been playing beach tennis with a bunch of Italian guys who are farting and have tiny penises. I looked that one up just to be funny. Oh, and they loved it. All right. Time of it. That was good.

That was good. All right. Well, folks, it was family night. We have got Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, and now Thursday night to discuss of season eight, Love Island. We're going to get all into it. We're so happy to have M here with us. And I will always say this.

We've been caveating the beginning of every episode. with saying, let's all remember, folks, we're here to have fun. These are real people we're talking about. And we're also talking about a reality TV show. And I'm a real person, too. And I'm a real person, too. Nothing is too serious. So, except for my hatred for some of these real people.

Whoa. Yeah. Christopher. Dude, I know we don't go linearly normally. No, no, but I would like to do, I would like to start with karaoke night because that was the first episode of this week. And yes. Before we go anywhere else.

and no matter what you think of the man. The way Casey sang, listen, baby, those two words. Those two words. To start, that's off. Was phenomenal. It was phenomenal. Yeah.

Oh my gosh. I, you know, I think what's fantastic about this show is that we have all these cast members and we really know nothing about them. And something like karaoke night, I was actually very excited because I was like, oh, yeah. We might see a few people, several people here. We might have some belters of voices.

And they all sucked. And literally, everyone on the show had one of the worst voices I've ever heard, except Kenzie, who would have been my guarantee you have the worst voice of all time. And then her voice was great. She had the voice of a literal angel. It was incredible. Because she started it by going, oh, right before I came here, I was singing in the shower. My dad was like, your voice is terrible. And I was like, oh.

Shut up, dad. And that was just another classic grift by Kenzie to get us on her side. And she started off so, like, shy with it, you know? Like her first line was like it was good, but you could tell like she was kind of talking singing. And then as she got a couple good reactions, she was like, no, I'm going to give these bitches what they want. And she just started like really airing it out. And she was fucking awesome. And other than Casey's couple lines, those first two words were golden.

And he had a great performance overall. But just him and Kenzie. Everybody else sounded like complete dog shit. It was unbelievable. TT sounded pretty good. She sounded okay. Zach sounded okay. But you know what I love about every single one of them?

They all fucking went for it. They really went for it. No one was awkward in holding back. I mean, Zach and Kada, like, did a love performance. It was so awkward, but they fucking committed. I don't know who those two thought they were. They were expect, like, they clearly think they, and it showed with the voting after being shocked that they were on the bottom.

They thought they were mom and dad at the villa. They were endless loving. Yeah, that was crazy. They thought they were mom and dad. That was a terrible song to pick. Like, everybody else was having fun and they picked a lovy-dovey, like, were the shit song. You guys, you guys blow.

Who was Akensi and Dillamette? We're like switching mics. They were like... I think so. Maybe. Oh, yeah. No, I think you're right. I think they were.

Because they were getting pretty intimate towards the end of Dylan was trying to do his like hips thing. I wish Dylan took it more seriously because it would have been a way better performance. Because Kenzie was genuinely special. And Dylan was over there doing this big clown thing. Like he's the like Dylan. Kenzie or Dylan was clowning and Kenzie was like, I'm on the voice. We're done with Dylan over here, by the way.

Oh. Oh, he's a special. I also have something to admit. I, have not done this more than like twice on this show, but I, I fast forwarded this entire challenge. I saw bits and pieces as I stopped my fast forward, but I just couldn't do it. I just couldn't do it. I am sick and tired of these pointless, meaningless challenges that do not stir up any drama. Where's the, where's, like, where's the other shit that we were talking about?

earlier. Like, where's the, I pick a card and you have to find out who fucked someone else's boyfriend? Like, I'm sick and tired. Like, what was this for? Who is this for? It was production's way of saving Kenzie. He knows. Danny knows. So, production. Hold on. I haven't watched a full challenge since about episode four. Really? Every single time there's a challenge, I either fast forward or I put it on times 2.5 speed. Did you watch the karaoke though? Yep. I, I, I, I, actually did fully watch this one and towards the end I did like a little bit of a fast forward but I was like weeks ago watching the challenges I was like every single challenge is 30 minutes of the most wasted time ever yeah you can't get that those minutes back the only times I turn it off

2.5 speed is when fucking Arianna Maddox goes oh Arianna okay Anaya how did you feel about that yeah then I go to one time speak because I I'm like, they're about to say some out of pocket shit here. Dude, well, then maybe you two didn't get to experience this, but Danny, and if you did, chime in. How funny was Parmita yodeling? Yeah. Dude, I don't know if you guys saw this, but Parmita. Parmita was like, oh, I'm a great singer, and then started literally like, lo-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l.

And then everyone was kind of like, what are you doing? I'll go one further. It was truly, she was sitting there with Corbyn, and she was like, I'm a great singer, and then yodeled. But then, Emily, they come out and. sing, her voice is horrendous. And she didn't yodel. I'm like, dude, at least to your basketball. Her performance was, like, if you would pit mute. Yeah.

And, like, the way she, like, walked out and was, like, dancing and singing, you would have thought that Shakira was singing. Yeah. Like, her stage presence was unbelievable. It was a rough. But that's the best type of karaoke person. Yeah. Someone who comes out there and looks like they are fucking Beyonce on stage and they suck

at singing, but they're having fun. Yep. I'll take that person over the person. over the person Yeah. No. Well, yeah. Over the person at karaoke

who thinks they're auditioning for, like, every karaoke night is my time to show everyone in my respective city that I'm an amazing singer. She's, um, the, uh,

Angela from the little drummer boy from the office. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Yeah, that was crazy. They did a pointless challenge who didn't add anything to the show.

Listen to Danny's theory. He's right. If you think these producers didn't know Kenzie had the voice she did before she got put on this show, like they knew. new setting up this challenge would let her and Dylan be in a position to get saved basically.

So they could save her. They were the least voted couple. Oh, you know. I love this. They were clearly, it wasn't even close. Oh, it's, I don't even think it's a take. It wasn't even close. Danny last, or like two weeks ago, has called out

that Kenzie has been dead in the water for weeks and production is just doing everything they can to keep her alive because she's good TV. She's not just good. She's not good. She's great. Wow. She's great. Danny, you should like, you should be, you would make bank as a Love Island producer.

I agree. It's insane. Oh, I think Danny should just start a secondary channel that is like breaking down the, breaking down the production schemes of Love Island. Oh, they get away with everything. And it put Corbyn and Parmead on an island and they got voted off because. Okay, let's talk about that, dude. Because as they're going to choose Zach and Cato over them.

You were texting it right after. I was kind of in real time. I was kind of having fun with the epa. I was like, I was karaoke, whatever. And then it started to hit me what was happening. I could read the tea leaves where I was like, oh, wait. Wait, they're going to be saved. They're about to save Ken.

They just gave Kenzie immunity. And then obviously they're going to, and I was like, no. In the bottom two couples. No way this is happening. Corbin and Parmita have to go against Zach and Kada, who are the most protected couple on that island because they're friends with everybody. Yeah. Zach likes all the guys because he's secretly into that.

And then, um, Kada's like queen, you know, Kitas came in being. She was at this point. She's not anymore. She's the boss girl around other girls, but around men. she's just falls right back into Zach every time. It's the worst kind of girl to be around. So that, that killed me. Corr, I was really upset. Like, that's actually the most upset I've been in the show. She's weak around men, but strong around women. It turns off other, like, nobody like, like, same with, same with guys too. The guys that are like, oh, big macho men in front of, like,

like, uh, like the other rest of the guys, but then you're, like, weak around girls. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's a, she's very dickish to the girls and very standoffish when she wants to be. But Zach says nothing to this woman. And she's like, oh my God, you're perfect you're perfect for me yeah Zach's got to be because you have dark features and you're the prince of you're the prince of each he is so he is so handsome I mean he really is he's from the Bible he's from the Bible his his face is so symmetrical but if you like a if you have like an unattractive accent you know dead all right he's I don't know he does he's given her what's an unattractive accent I think don't do it kind of funny yeah I don't think it's like it's romantic it's a cool

accent for sure but like yeah it's kind of tough he's got a great Birmingham accent yeah here's what I will say, regardless of the order of the dumpings, like, Kenzie and Dylan are going to go next. Oh, for sure. I think we have... It was a matter. Like, Corbin and Parmita would have been dumped next if they were still. That's probably true, but I thought they were a great couple. I do think that they may last on the outside.

I think they have the most chemistry of anyone in the villa. I think they're holding on to the fact that they, like, knew of each other before the villa. I also think they're just like, I mean, I loved how they started calling them the Corbinator. Dude, did you hear that? Bryce goes, the coordinator. He's the mouse. Well, how about when he left when he was crying? And then they were like, oh, the robot?

Yeah, they're like, we broke him. And I was like, oh, wait, you guys are in on this joke too? That's what I was confused. Those are the times where I'm like, you guys do have access to the internet. Dude, do you want to hear? Yeah, the producer. You know what I heard. Maybe you guys know this, but this was actually devastating for me to hear.

The, uh, the, on Wednesday, two things. On Wednesday, they, that's the no episode, right? Yeah, on Wednesday, they clean, a cleaning crew comes to the dilla and they all leave. so like they go do they like get to go rip Fiji and like do shit but they split up

boys only go together and girls only go together and they're not allowed to talk about anything like to miss good interactions while they're not filming and the reason we only see the meat breakfast every lunch and every dinner because of union mandates

the crew has to eat so they cook them catered dinners and they have to split up again because they can't miss anything so the like for example and the girls spend so much time like out in like the city in Fiji?

Dude, and that's why they're... No, they don't leave. They don't, like, there's other areas around this compound. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's why they're like, boys. Like, Caleb's like, this is the best experience

in my life. And to us, the viewer, we're like, was it? You kind of got grinsed by two girls, but he's like, no, dude, I've been ripping with the fellas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For six weeks in Fiji.

Yeah, they're not allowed to talk about their relationships and stuff, so they have to, like, find other. So that robot shit, well, I'm sure they had, the boys have been having jokes about Corbin together, like, like for weeks.

But yeah, production does tell them a ton of shit like that. Like that's why Zach and Bryce like repped up the, you know, the handsy stuff. The homoerotic behavior. Isn't there a story?

I might be like mixing this with like a fake reality TV show, but I'm pretty sure I read a story once whether it was UK or US where one of the girls hooked up with one of the production dudes on one season. Whoa. That happened.

That guy must be such a wheel. Someone, some, some bachelor, some bachelorette, or bachelor producer just wrote a book on how Peter Weber, the pilot Pete bachelor. Yeah. And her, like, had a connection.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Interesting. I heard about that too. Also in this episode, Bryce and Trinity fucked. Like, Trinity was like, I have a secret. We fucked. Yeah. And I can't believe, I guess you have no choice because you don't get sent to the hideaway,

but I can't believe your first fuck is like a silent spooning next to 12 people. And she's got the most to say about lust. Yeah, good point. Casey's the only male contestant that has not had sex on this show. But at this point. I'm just saying. The guy got called up. You are a puritan.

No, he's right. Well, the dude got dragged. We had literal licensed teachers making me too videos on this dude, Casey. Yeah, that was racist fucking bitch. Yeah. Burn. Yes. Like they drug him.

Shut the fuck up. Like, yeah, he said stupid things, but I mean, it just was gross. And it's still going on on Twitter. Like, you guys are all racist pigs. Yeah. Hey, do you like Corbin? We all want Corbyn to take over the world. world now.

Do you like him? He's going to be the most successful guy brand-wise outside of the wedding couple is going to be Corp. He's the most honest dude we've ever met. Is he a bit of a, you know, should he stop saying? Can you at least agree that he's the fucking hottest dude you've ever seen? He's perfect. It's so weird because I have a really good friend.

Who looks just like him? He's from Miami. Is it Corbyn? No, no. He's actually a model who, and he's friends with Jeremiah from last season. They're in the part of the same modeling agency. Jeremiah looks great, too. Jeremiah is crushing.

Oh my god, my roommate works for TikTok and had a meeting with him the other day. And to hear the amount of like brand deals that he has up his sleeve right now, I was like, you're crushing.

Jeremiah, sorry. He's a guy from last season who looks perfect like Corbyn. But like, yeah, that's... Emily, Corbin is like the fucking hottest dude I've ever seen. You don't like him. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't know.

I just can't with a... When he was there, every other second was a bruh yeah yeah I'm not joking I agree with that I didn't like that I'm not joking

I like this season of this show has made me feel very old which I am but I mean fuck remember when he got voted out they go can we get one more fuck bro yeah fuck bro

I'm not kidding I like started to make his brough is so it's like a burp it's like this did you make an edit of this I look you forgot I'm in a couple bro bro yeah

bro I just remember like I'm in a couple and shit. Kenzie out the window, bro. Kenzie out the window. Melanie. Okay, while you look for that. No, I have it. Okay.

I, by the way, this was only five seconds. Five seconds. And mind you, like, the amount of bros I got. Energy, bro, everything, bro. The times where Kenzie says, bra, I'm like, yikes. So what are we doing here? The bras are taking over. I...

Oh, fuck, what was I going to say? I don't know. Okay. Take it somewhere else. In the next episode, I actually just really, even though it led to. Oh, wait. I got it. Yeah, sorry.

All of these people need to work on how much they say. Oh, damn. Literally. Oh, I thought I was going to say like. And genuine. The likes are insane. I mean, that is, we all do it. Yeah.

But some do it worse than others. And I, I, honestly, I try to always, as a reminder, I do it to people in this office. Yeah, yeah. I do it to locks all the time. It doesn't say everybody. I, to tell people not say like as much. It is one of the most unattractive habits you can have. And listen, I do it sometimes too.

It is our. You would. It is our, but I think it's a good thing to do. You want to hear it? You want to hear it in the opposite take that I heard recently. More likes. This is like a sad take.

I don't know if this is like, I don't know how I feel about this take, but I'll share it. Someone said that the reason that girls say like so much is, because they are so used to being interrupted that when they say like instead of pausing, they are still speaking essentially. And so they're less likely to be interrupted, whereas if they pause, it's room for an interruption. I don't know anything about that.

If there's any research behind that, I think that that's fascinating. Good take. I mean, I'm not sure. Personally, I am someone who says, like a lot and that would not be the reason. I think I just, I am very ADHD and my thoughts need to come out. Sure.

Very quickly. I'm like consciously not trying to say it right now. If I speak slower and think before I speak, it's easier to not say like. However, it's very hard for me. And I want to take like a speech class. Well, first of all, I think you're doing a great job. Well, but it's hard. I'm speaking slowly.

The only reason that I wasn't quick to jump and go, wow, I agree with that. That's probably right is because I don't think it's a female thing. I think everyone does. I get interrupted. I mean, I have one of the smartest guys I know, and I don't want to say his name because I don't want to insult him, says like more than anyone I have ever met. And it's definitely because his brain is firing at all times and he just needs to fill words. And he just is like, like, like, like, like, like. So I will never fault every new young generation

for doing because we've all done it. I think our generation probably started it. Yeah, correct. It does need, we need to stop doing it. But this group of islanders says literally all the time. It's how they emphasize something. If you make a good point, literally.

One of the other islanders goes, literally. I just like, I feel like I sometimes do that. That's okay. I think they just do it a lot. But it's the same way that when I say, period. Like, I mean it as a joke. Like, the only reason I started doing is because, like,

flag was doing it. Yeah, yeah. But now I've been joking about it so much that I can't stop and it becomes real. That happens to me. Yeah. You start saying something as a joke and then it's just, you do it. Yep. I just say like some people in this office who don't know me think that like I genuinely.

I promise you they do. They go, Emily says period all the time. No, I know. And they think that I'm, they think I'm being serious. but loki I am because I've been joking about it too much to where it becomes. So you're like, I don't mean it, but like... It's your real life now. And now people...

Period. It's your real life. No, it's bad. It's bad. I wonder if UK does this, M. Even though it led to nothing, which was kind of stupid, I really enjoyed the secret mission the girl Scott. Oh, yes, they do this. Stuff like that around the villa is cool. Who did do games and stuff like that?

thought they all smashed their task. That was really, that was, but unnecessary. All I love it. It's like we all know you did your part. It felt like something out of kind of a corny but awesome action movie. Yeah. You know, I loved it. I thought T.T.

Demolished her. It was the two perfect people to get. And the way she did it was awesome. And I got to, I have to give the golf clap. The way Kenzie got a double back massage. She was the perfect person to have that time. But dude, I can't believe she said her. Because with her history, when they go, this girl has to get up two backrubs.

She goes, I'll do it. I was like, not you. You know what was so funny. Well, that's why it's her. She was like, listen, I know what I'm good at. Her way of doing it was to, like, go to Carl first because he's the PT guy. And, like, without, like, she didn't really have to ask Dylan because Dylan's a jealous piece of, yes, fucking.

He was jumping. He, like, jump. He, he, like, was trying to move Carl's hands. He's like, no, babe, I got it. Like, why are you asking him? When she goes. Dylan, you can go. And he was like, oh, I was going to wait for Carl, but I mean, okay.

She's like, no, hit that shit. Oh, it's so good. And then, yeah, go. He just stinks, Dylan. Yes. We're out on Dylan over here. I've never seen him more clear, like, I'm on a TV show than Dylan. That guy's going to be, I'm going to see that guy at Jamos like all the time.

One million percent. You could not have picked a better spot to spot him out. Oh, man. It's going to be that. It's going to be waterfront. It's just. Yeah. There's Dylan again.

Dylan. Hey, Dylan, how are you, buddy? I feel like I know you so well. There are, there have been a couple of scenes where Dylan's hanging with the fellas. And I thought, you, you, again, you have X-ray vision on this show, which is why you were instrumental to these chats. Thank you down. But there have been a couple of times where Dylan just hanging with the boys has said something or done something that has kind of made me smart and been like, I bet he's a nice guy. I bet I can have a fun.

I could have a beer with Dylan. But I think you're right, he's performing. The Dylan on the TV show is awful. So I think that's okay to point out, but I'm just, you know, being Danny Green jeans, I'm just pointing out, I think Dylan's probably a fun hang. But Danny Green Jeans, you shouldn't defend it because you can have a beer with anybody. I feel like I could have a beer with anybody too. Like, and I'm not going to defend the guy.

I could not have a beer with Sincere. I could never. Well, that's a little, yeah, it's a little different. Because we've diagnosed him already. If we didn't know who Sincere was, like. Sincere is not of this planet. He was a literal Batman. Yeah.

You brought this up in that episode. This was the episode where Sincere goes to Melanie. When I look at you, I see a life outside the villa. I see my wife. I see the mother of my children. Absolutely not. What are you doing? Legitively, though, Emily, how could you say that too?

Because I texted these two and I was like, did this man just say wife? It took him 31 episodes to start love bombing, which I was very like, wow. Like normally a guy like sincere would drop that. He kept that in the holster the whole time. We don't. We need Emily. We need the female point of view on that. Like, we are, we have been watching this man mentally torment this poor woman for weeks now.

And when you were watching that episode and he's saying those words, what are you thinking? I have, like, two, two things to say on this. One is when someone says, like, I can see you as my wife, like, we all have imaginations. I can picture anyone as my husband. Like, I can look at everyone in the. for going to be like, oh, yeah, like, there's a, there's like, like, like, yeah, I could like, like, like, imagine it because we all have imagination. Like, what do you mean, like, you can see?

Like, also, I don't know if it's because enough of this wasn't, like, enough of their connection wasn't captured. But where did this, like, strong, like, Bonnie and Clyde type of connection come from between the two of them? I'm just confused, like, the amount of times that sincere fucked her over, like, I, I, There's no way this woman could keep going back to him unless there's something we're not seeing on the other. There's something that they've talked about that they both like are going to the grave with or something. She's being abused not just by him, but also by Trinity, Anaya, Kada and all her close friends on the show.

None of them are honest with her and they continue to choose sincere over her. And why does it? Her sister comes on the show. Shout out. Well, I was going to say shout out Anaya's sister. Oh, yeah, yeah. Anaya's sister called on and he was this. Yo, you are, or maybe it was her mom.

I think it was her mom too. But both her mom and sister rocked. And then being like, you are fucking not being a good friend. You're not being a good friend at all. You're trying to fuck your friend's fucking relationship. Like you are choosing. You are actively, like you cannot be both. You cannot act like, and she's always rushing to be the first.

Like, oh, I want to look like the comforter. I want to be there for Anaya or Melanie. Because my fly was out. And then she's the first one to talk to sincere. Yeah, correct. I just want to go and talk to sincere the next day and be like, Like, listen, like, you know, I, and then also their conversation today, they sit there and Melanie calls it out just like you just told me, being like, you know, why did, like, I feel like

five seconds ago you were team sincere. Why, you know. Dude, that was incredible. I don't know if you guys caught that, but we'll get into family night and second, but when Melanie goes, Melanie pulls Anaya and goes, yo, my sister came in fucking guns blazing. And Anaya goes like, yeah, dude, I totally get it since here's been playing you, blah, blah, and Melanie goes, it's just kind of weird for you to be saying that to me right now because five seconds ago, you were, you were going, I'm team sincere.

or give him another chance. Dancing with Kada and that's kind of hard for my brain to process. And I was like, finally, dude, finally you're seeing. Again, again, she,

like this dude showed up with a plate of eggs and pedals, and like a rose. And Kada and Anaya started break dancing. Team sincere. Like, what are you fuckers doing? Like, this is, like, Melanie has no other,

like, she's gonna feel crazy if she sees, like three, like, we talked about it, like three or four separate times. She's tried to run away. She, like, gets out of the,

this, like, this spell that Sinseer has over her. She's like, okay, I don't like this man. I don't trust them. And the first person in her ear is either Anaya, Trinity, or Kada being like, but like he keeps picking you. Like, I feel like you guys have something. I feel like what you guys have is special.

And even, and even Anaya and Trinity tonight we're sitting there after they talked with Melanie, after she left. And it's just an eye on Trinity. She's like, but I'm like rooting for them. Like I see something for them. Like, bitch, we know what they have. Bitch, we know what they have. Shut the fuck up.

Yeah, they go, whatever did they say? And she goes, they're not. see she's talking about America she goes they don't see what we see and and you go we see more than you see everything yeah yeah yeah diagnosed him episode two we diagnosed him the thing that's so crazy about that is so when if you're a guy dating a girl and the thing the relationship is horrible and you go back you're with your boys and you're like okay I'm out of here and the boy's like where you're going you go I'm going to see so you know Blank girl.

The way guys work is your guy friends are like, really. But that's how girls work too. Well, that, so I'm asking M, like, do girls do that too?

Because I assume they do. It's always fuck that dude. And that's why this behavior is so weird. And that's why Melanie feels crazy because she's like, I feel like I'm thinking that this dude's not treating me well. And then when I'm with my closest friends here and I start talking about him, they're like,

yeah, but give it another shot. They're like, bitch, you're crazy for not going back. Yes. Like she has been she has no help Girls are all like I feel like that's

Guys do it too but like girls especially It's like fuck that dude like like I like I've never Like you know My ex's friends are the last person I want to fucking see because they're gonna tear me a new dick Yeah yeah Tear me a new one The best part of family day has been that we've gotten more support for Melanie

Okay but I have a question I have a question for you especially At what point Because Melanie we were sitting right next to say they're talking about this At the end because all this has happened Melanie gets it from her sister which I loved But then at the end, Melanie sits down with sincere After she's received all the information

Her sister and mom are bawling crying Her mom doesn't even fucking speak English She's hammering Spanish at her. Bro, Emily and I had a moment about with her mom. Her mom's a poet. Dude, Melanie sits down to sincere And says, this connection is so special to me I owe it to myself to gamble

And just risk it, roll the dice See if you hurt me in the real world. So don't at some point we have to put it on Melanie Because like she's the one going back to this. She got herself and to the situation. We just, let Emily talk.

Oh, that's so okay. I genuinely enjoy your takes more than mine. I, there's something I want to bring up that I meant to say earlier. Where the fuck is the energy that, like, Kenzie had towards Corbyn for Melanie in this scenario.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She seems like the only fucking human being who won't let a guy fuck her over, so why is she not being a sound like sounding board for Melanie? I don't understand why she hasn't said a fucking word about the situation. Bizarre to me. I love this. Yeah.

She probably isn't a reliable source and the girls probably treat her that way. Like they're like Kenzie, like the adults are talking. That's how the core four works, right? These big bully girls, they don't let anybody else like. Yeah. Also like Melanie like yeah, her sister came and like defended her and gave her all this talk is as great as that is. And of course she's way closer with her sister. her words are cheaper than the girl's words

because in Melanie's mind like that's my sister she's always gonna have my side and she needs to fucking hear it from one of these girls on the island with her that sincere is not for you and she's never fucking heard it not once great dude it's constant reassurance bitch you're crazy he picked you go back to him

he might be dumb but he's trying nothing pissed me off more than when Anaya when she was like cheering for sincere yelling at Melanie being like, you have to stop complaining about him because if you're gonna go back to him, you have to stop complaining.

At least he picked you. I didn't get picked, bitch. Yeah. Like, they always followed up with a bitch. It's like, bitch, at least you got picked. The use of bitch by these women is astounding. She slept, this motherfucker fucked up. He slept inside.

She slept outside. That was great herself. That, we said that a million times. For herself to sleep. Did any of you else that was not, this latest family day episode when Melanie and Kenzie had their talk where

Melanie kind of called Kenzie on some of her shit and Kenzie looked Melanie in her eyes and said you're my best friend in here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I almost walked off my balcony. I almost walked off my balcony and then into oncoming track. Dude, do you remember what Melanie said, Dan? I was like

It was awesome. Oh, oh, Melanie was like, she goes really, you haven't spoken to me in three weeks. Correct. And I was like damn, dude. Immediately called her out. But I was just like, Kenzie is on, like, the producers are in her ear too, clearly, because the run around she's been doing the last few episodes, having talks with all the girls, and just going like this, I love you. Oh my God.

Calling people her best friend. And I'm like, we have not seen you speak to this human, this entire show. Dude, that was hilarious, Dan, when, uh, tangent, but when during a scavenger hunt, when T.T's getting dragged around and Zach walks up to her for the next clue. And she goes, you haven't spoken to be once. And Zach was like, oh. It is so funny to think that some characters just don't talk. Zach doesn't do much at all.

I know. And then after the whole news came out of them, like, they have that talk about not like, oh, we're, like, we're exclusive, but we're not boyfriend and girlfriend. Cata gets bullied by the girls for. Oh, dude, this is the next big beat I want to talk about. So go here. Get us back on the rails here.

This is it. This is the other big one. It's late here, folks. We're burning midnight oil. Keep going, Danny. Kata gets bullied by the girls. You're on sleep. If we weren't talking about Love Island right now, I would be so zoned out.

In bed, yeah. Okay. Kada and Zach go exclusive. Yeah. And then Kada tells the girls and they go, oh, so you're in a situation ship. Yeah,

and then some of the most overreaction reactions of all time happened. Instead of like getting upset at her man for not like. For not wanting to date her. Okay. Listen. We can tease the whole, the emphasis on being boyfriend,

girlfriend after knowing each other for six weeks. We can do that all we want. But this is a game. People remember, this is a game show. Yep. They are trying to win money. People who come on the show have seen the show. They know that you have a better chance of winning

if you make the effort to go, we're a boyfriend and girlfriend. So why didn't they? So I cannot believe how much of a clown, Zach looks like with that whole stance. I know. The whole, I want to close things up.

First of all, uttering close things off in this villa at this juncture is so common. I'm like, oh, any, you guys are going to explore now? Yeah, yeah, he's like. Like, as if there's more bomb shells coming in. Exactly. Or am like, exactly. You know what?

I'm going to pull an eye for a chat real quick. Like, give me a fucking break. Closed off. No shit, Sherlock. But on top of that, sitting there and going, we're closed off, we're exclusive. But like, the term girlfriends are super important. That's a big deal to me. It's a big deal to me.

You're on Love Island. That is said to sound so deep and mature. And I'm like, you sound so, you sound like a clown. Yep. You're a bozo the clown. So I think the overreactions, please get into them. I agree with. But at the same time, I'm like, I hear that.

And I'm like, what are you talking about? Yeah. Well, it's just the language. The language this year is boyfriend and girlfriend. Like his whole thing was like, well, this is Love Island. Like, you know, girlfriend's a big deal. But like, maybe that works last season or the season before because that girlfriend and boyfriend wasn't getting used. It was just like, hey, we're closed off. Like,

we're exclusive. But when two couples do it, right? And then like you're like, like, and also too, it wasn't like she didn't want to do it. She like agreed with him. He's like, oh, I want to, you know, I want to be exclusive too. And then she just took as much as he would give her because her first interview after she was like, or when she was talking with Trinity about it, she's like, we're not boyfriend and girlfriend, but I'm a BS girlfriend soon. Like, like she would, she would have said yes to being boyfriend and girlfriend right there. But he just wouldn't do. Danny, this is my biggest point. Kada, if Zach had said, do, do you. want to be my girlfriend. She would have said overwhelmingly yes. Instead, he said, I'm not ready

for you to be my girlfriend. I'd like to be exclusive. That's what I want. And she went, that's what I want to. Which is a lie. She wanted to be his girlfriend. And then when the girls were like, why won't he date you? She was like, this is what we want. Respect what we want. And I was like, you want to be his girlfriend. Well, hey, hey, hey, hey, listen. She blows up on the girls. And then started bawling crying. Why not blow up on Zach? Okay. But don't, we're not going to, I know that you're kind of out on Kata both of you now. No, no, no. It's not like a fuck Kata thing. It's a genuine question. Why is it fuck you to your best friends, but your man who's put you in this situation? Why not fuck him? Because he's giving you absolutely nothing. And then he spent the next two days

moping around. I don't think he had a fucking line. He went into bed and was laying on the bed by himself and Bryce comes up and he's like, hey, bro, you're okay. To be honest, no. Like, bro, do something. Go fucking like. Okay. You're getting what's where I wanted to veer you. I agree with you. It should be blow up at Zach. but I'm not going to fault Kada for Zach's fuck up. I think we all... I'm only faulting her for bawling drive.

Respectfully, I think we need to shift this anger towards Zach because... It is towards Zach. We know exactly why Kate is blowing up on the girls because she is upset that Zach isn't willing to just fucking say a word. And instead of being like

hey man, that's ridiculous. This is a situation ship. I would like to have that label. She feels scared to say that. So instead she's going, yeah, okay, that works. hoping that he'll eventually get there. And then when she immediately gets called out by her friends, that struck a nerve with her.

She wasn't mad at the friend. She was mad that they were right. That's what happened. Exactly. But she plays this tough guy role and she's like, she's beautiful. Like all power to her. She should be.

But like you can't claim that on one side and then completely fold. I mean, she rewarded Zach for literally telling her, I'm not ready to be your boyfriend. And she literally like was up in arms about it. She's like, oh my gosh, I'm so happy. Wait.

I'm so happy. Like, dude, do you think they're dead? I think she's just trying to convince herself. I think she's trying to convince herself that like she's like, no, this is cool, this is what I want. I have such like a different opinion on this. Good. We need that.

And not that I don't disagree with you all, but I am someone who, like not that the title matters so much, but I would rather not get into a relationship with someone that I'm not like 100% about it. and it seems with the two of them that because of the distance, et cetera, they're not 100% sure if it's going to work. So maybe they, in that sense of the word, like take it a little bit more seriously. However, as you said, Dan, like, there's no reason for them to have a sit down conversation of, I would like to be exclusive and close off. If this were a normal scenario and, like, like if this were a normal scenario

what would happen is they'd be like laying down somewhere being like like we're exclusive right yeah obviously but like let's let's figure this out and see if we can make this work on the outside in order to like see if we should make things boyfriend and girlfriend but obviously we're not really hooking up with other people that's the only way this should go there should not be like a

will you be my exclusive yeah I also don't I've been you guys have chirped me on That's a great take. And I also really appreciate that perspective of like sometimes he made a meal out. Even us will also like even us watching this show when we see how ridiculous stuff gets, it's easy to be like I'm considering this in the real world versus I'm considering this show. Yeah. Because like looking at that, I'm thinking like Zach, you're on a TV show.

Just say boyfriend girlfriend. But Emily, you make a great point. Like if they were in the real world, I would be like, I totally hear Zach. Like it's you don't need the label yet. like you're you're exclusive it just sounds funny in the show because i'm like there's no one else here yeah like you're not hook it there's no way to hook up with someone else because there's no one else here yeah the issue is it's one side is like she would so be his girlfriend that's the issue that's why zacks in the wrong that's not a bad way of thinking but if they're both thinking

that way that's fine but zat like kata clearly would be right now yes if a ring was put on her fingers that's a great point oh my gosh yes so that's why that's why it's like like that's fucked like that was a stupid thing to do and then he moped around like i don't know like i i i don't know And then she sat there and talked shit about she doesn't have a stand fan base. There's only three girls on the show that do. Well, you can't say a thing about them because they will vote you out of the fucking villa. And they have before.

Like, Anaya, um, Melanie and Trinity have the biggest fucking fan base. Like there are little Twitter accounts that are named after them. That will fight for the death. So Kada getting saying they're like after they get in the bottom vote and then she went and talked shit about all the other couples. Like like literally everybody.

Anaya and Carl caught a bullet. And it's like, well, you can't do that. So she did that. And then Zach being a, fucking doofus. Like not, I mean, like, it's okay to have that

thinking, but not when your girl is clearly on the different pages you. And then, and then again, you're in, you help, you help KC give a proper proposal to another girl. Like, I know, I know Cato was sitting there like, oh. Oh yeah, that also has been torture. I don't think we can fault Zach for feeling the way he

feels, but. No, we can. He's treated her like shit. They went to the hideaway and fucked. And then he immediately goes, would you be mad if I pursued a bomb show? He literally, dude, that was crazy. God, Kate, his mom called him out for that. Like, what the fuck is wrong with that?

Instant call. And she goes, that wasn't a funny joke. I was like, he wasn't joking. I think Zach has said so many fucking stupid things. Also, the like, I love you in bed and then that's a joke. It's a joke. I'm like, what are you wrong with it? If he didn't have an accent, bro.

What do you mean that's a joke? It's crazy. That's not a funny joke at all. And I love that his siblings called him out. Like, his sister was like this. You said that. And I don't think you were joking. And he's like, no, no, I really do like, though.

I'm honestly, like, I'm obsessed with that. And it's like, dude, what's, what's happening here? If you're obsessed, you wouldn't pull her aside to ask to be exclusive. I've never seen this man get more jittery and have his eyes light up than when he was asked to come meet Bryce's parents. Yeah. Grandma and mom. Like, he was like, oh my God. He was like, literally holding his hands.

And he was like, I'm nervous. It was like Christmas morning for this cat. Also, it's like, oh my gosh, when he does these things that he does to Keda and then it's like, Kenzie's family comes in. And Kenzie was like, to her brother, who's your crush? And he was like, Kada. And like, Zach's like, he is good looking. I'm like, are you jealous of this kid too? No, literally.

Calm down. I also think it was grandma and mom that kind of initiated him pulling Kato over because it was like, what the fuck are you doing? Like, he like goes over and is nervous and like expects them to get up and hug him and realizes they're not because like, please stay away from my son. And then he sits down. Stop trying to break up. He sits down and it's almost like, he like remembers. Oh shit. Like, oh yeah, Kada.

You want to come in? You want to be Kada? He finally remembers he's, you know, oh, I forgot I was in a couple, bro. Oh my gosh. It's, he's special. we also you called out in text the Casey ask girlfriend my thought was pretty fun

that's scavenger hunt with the boys that's what Love Island's supposed to be about their whole mentality where it's like we don't give a fuck about anybody else in this villa we are just set on each other that's what a connection is and it's become just this friendship thing where it's all like there's all these clicks

the court four all this shit like no lunch table all this bullshit it's supposed to just be about you and the other opposite sex on the island and then when you get that connection it's fuck everything else it's me and you baby and they are the only ones doing that dude uh everybody else is considering everybody else's feeling with jealousy was anaya watching kC put on well dude there was a great

still shot of trinity anaya and kata all looking a little kind of like gagged melanie was honestly pretty pretty stoked yeah yeah the rest those three were kind of just like uh you know why it's because their relationships all blow they do i know i don't know i don't know not brys and trin I've been seeing some good friendship. Yeah, some good friendship, Bruin, but this is Love Island, not... No, no, no, no, I know. I mean, like, I think a lot of the drama has... has simmered down.

I think people are being nice and friendly with each other, which... Yeah, they are. They are. Production probably said something. Yeah. Like, we gotta chill out. Keeping things cute again. Totally.

Okay, let me give you my highlights, and we'll do the awards. Yes. The... I cannot believe they sent Melanie insincere to the hideaway. Well, we know... Emily called that out, too. Like, that was in... Trinity and Bryce are the number one couple in America,

and they have not been. Also, how crazy was that when Bryce's grandma came in? And the first thing she said, she was like, why haven't you guys gone to the hideaway? Dude, that was one of my next highlights did. The girls, grandma's being like this. You guys started clapping cheeks.

The girls got to decide. What fuck is going on? The girls got to decide. Anaya spoke up and said, please, ladies, please for the love of fuck, do not put me in there with Carl. Yeah, I don't like car. No physical attraction, ladies, please, I'll get exposed.

Kenzie wasn't even allowed to speak. Yeah, correct. Kenzie, the adults are talking. And then Trinity and Bryce already had a date, right? Yeah, fair. But the day is so different than the hideaway. Like the hideaway, you get to fuck. True.

I couldn't stop laughing whenever they showed clips of that date, Bryce and Trinity on that little catamaran. They'll just laugh at the fact that there is a cameraman. Yeah, yeah. Like they're showing the drone shot when the cameraman's off, like probably on a little dingy. But I'm like, all those close up shots, I'm like, there's just a fucking cameraman right next to that. Everybody eats in the core four, though. That's like their main rule. So like all the girls had eaten besides their girl Mel.

even though it makes zero sense. When the first person that screamed out Melanie and sincere, my jaw hit the floor. Melanie! Yeah, yeah. It was also, I don't know if you notice this. They were like, who should we say? Dylan looks at Kenzie.

And he just didn't bitch it. Did you see this? No, wait. What did he say? He goes, should we make our argument? Yeah, I was like, what? And also, that was right. What is your argument?

Let's fucking hear. Emily, that was right after they had, like, they were essentially, they broke up. Yeah, yeah. He was like, you are fucking awful and I don't feel safe with you at all. I don't trust you. I got a tax,

hideaway and he goes, Should we make our argument? I was like, she literally goes like, oh, she was disgusted. That was actually like one of the few times recently

I've been on her side because she was like, dude, like, hadn't even, couldn't even give a laugh. She was like, bro, she was like,

shut up. Dylan, I tried. Like they don't. Trust me, I fucking tried. They hate you and I hate me. Oh,

they hate us. Dylan, they hate us. They fucking quiet. The should we make our argument was so crazy. That was crazy. Insane.

He's the best. I noticed this in an episode earlier but they called it out this week. Carl being a mouth tape guy when he sleeps is so perfect. I thought you're, I was like that is the most Carl thing in the world. It is perfect. It gets to Carl. Sleeping alone is Carl. I cannot.

Again, there's no disrespect. Emily, I said this last week. I will continuously applaud the people who go on this show. It takes so much mental and emotional fortitude to go on a show like this. I can't even fathom it. I will I cannot figure out why Carl is on this show.

Same. Like everything about Carl, then meeting his incredible, gorgeous mother and sister. They were like a perfect family. And I'm like, why are you, what are you doing, Carl? Well, like Carl, in my mind, Carl is a doctor. Carl is a fucking pediatric surgeon. And I'm like, what is happening here? Yeah.

In reality, he's a Love Island contestant. I know. We don't know Carl, because if we did know Carl, we know it exactly way he's in the show. This guy, you know. I love Carl. Body counts probably out the roof. Yeah, no doubt. No doubt.

But like on the surface, some guys are really good at that. Yep. You know? He's ripped and he wears up. He wears moutly. He moves up. He moves mouth. It makes perfect sense.

The most jealous I've been of any moment of this show was when the girls got a rented out water park to themselves. That was pretty cool. I was like, I'd never seen that, obviously. And then my biggest note was I wrote, I was like, damn, the guys. I can't believe it's to the girls. The guys would have lit this point up. And then Zach, like, that felt like something the guys were. The girl used to be geeked for.

And then when they got back, when they got back, they go, we went to get a whole waterpark to ourselves and Zach goes, that is fucking bullshit. Like, he was so pissed that I was like, I hear you, bro. Zach is, I think Zach is like 14 years old in his head. I love that take, dude. I love that take. You have me right.

Seriously, it's like so many of the things that he does and says is the behavior of like my 14 year old me. And I'm like, yeah, it's Zach. Did we, do we think? I feel like Mel, Melanie and Sincere did smash in the hideaway and they're just lying. Like, they keep telling everyone they didn't do anything. Oh, I don't know. I don't think I had a graph. I actually think Mel

probably was like, no, bro, you're not. Yeah, Melanie wouldn't lie. Dude, dude, the way they were talking about it after. Melanie wouldn't lie about it. The crazy cut, and like when they're in there, like it cuts and it put up subtitles. I got subtitles on because. Yeah, same. Yeah, it was like, don't stop.

Yeah. I think they smash, dude. And then, but I like how Bryce after, because Bryce always does this, he goes, what'd you end up doing in there? Yeah, like, because Bryce is always like, was it butt stuff? It's like, dude, gosh. Bryce is clearly into butt and feet, man. I love that.

Dude, I love butts, especially big ones. We don't kink shame here. And then last highlights, Bryce's grandma, you already said the hideaway thing, but she also goes, she goes like, it's no good being underserved in a three way. And Bryce goes, she's speaking from experience. And I was like, God, dude, she was incredible. There was another, I think it was Kada when their family members came, the first thing out of Kada's mouth was like,

did you like the hideaway scene? Yeah, it was Kada. I remember like, what the fuck are we doing? I would be legitimately uncomfortable coming there if I was a few of their parents. Like Anaya's parents after she, like, what has gone happened to her?

I'd be like, this sucks. All right, keep going. And then I thought Dylan's best friend coming was gas. That was awesome. Like he was like, bro. Like that is, what is more Dylan than that? Thank you, Danny. That was so sick.

We had said before that, one of these cast members is going to have their best friend show up with their mom. Come on. We would have been like this Dylan. Wait, why? Because it's just such Dylan energy. Like, it's like, yeah, like Dylan's buddy is going to show up.

Yeah. That made so much sense to me. That was great. Okay, Emily, we do awards at the end. The first award is your best friend in the villa right now. Ooh. And you don't have to start. Danny, you want to start?

Yeah, I can. I can start. Hands down easily, no question. Melanie's sister. That's what I wrote. Incredible. I was like, this is such a loophole. Let's go, dude.

Thank you for. Finally someone fucking saying something. Dude. Like, it was, she, A, she was brave enough to call sincere out.

Like instantly, she was like, dude, you're a fucking rat. Yeah. And then there was no, well, you know,

we'll see. She was like, this motherfucker is playing you. You are better than this. You're stronger than this. Get the fuck out now. I love it. Playing you.

I'm going to do a double. Okay. This is okay. But I really liked there are no rules. Casey and T's both their, both their moms. The way they were talking about the two

of them was very, to me, it was the realest out of all the parents because they didn't like love bomb the other partner. Casey's mom was like, I like her. Yeah. And Titi's mom was like, I like him. He's the one for you. She's the one for you. Yeah, it's always that. Yeah. It's always that. And that's what all the other ones did besides obviously Melanie sincere. And obviously Kenzie and Dylan had a weird dynamic that only got shown for 30 seconds because it was probably a fucking disaster. But like the rest of the parents was very weird. You could tell it was like we are trying, like I hope our cup, my son's couple wins or I hope my daughter's couple they came on to me and gave like kind of a real like, I like her. I've only known her for two weeks.

Yeah. Yeah. And I like him. I've only known him for two weeks. But like I, you know, does he make you make you happy? It's like, does he make you happy? Yeah. You know, it's very like a conservative way to look at it. I also felt like the way T.T. was like, so what do you think about KC? Yeah. Didn't feel like a leading question. It genuinely felt like she was asking them what they think. Exactly. Which was pretty cool. Which is like, okay, that you guys seem to have a real family dynamic. And also, I think they're kind of understood. Like if we win the show, it's going to be a miracle. Yeah, yeah. Lord would it be beautiful.

Would it be awesome? Great answer. Okay, I'm best friend in the villa right now. And it can be an actual cast member. We all went. Yeah, but that's where I was struggling. It's like I don't. I couldn't find.

I couldn't. Yeah, same. So I'm going to go, I'm going to go Kenzie's brother. Yeah. Just for like admitting his crush in the villa like. Yeah, he was like Kada. But I, but I, if I was not trying to be original, I would go with dance. Yeah.

I was trying to think outside the box. You're sure everyone was thinking that. Yeah. Melanie's. Um, I mean, You're so right. Kenzie's brother did. Like he was like 20.

And it did feel like he was there. He's like, I could see him going on in a couple years. He was like, he was like, sick. He probably will.

He probably will be a contestant. Without how well does Zach and he probably will be a contestant. That would actually be Numbies. I wouldn't lie. I won't lie if like next year or in two years we find out Kenzie's brothers on the shop. Like yeah.

That's a great way to get anybody to watch. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to start villain. Now we do villain. Your biggest villain in the villa. I've been waiting all episode to say this. Wow.

Sincere's dad. Number one, he literally is sincere. He's just regurgitating lines. He knows you want to hear. Back home, he's not like that at all. You trust me, I raised him. Like, all he's doing, I see exactly why sincere is the way he is, because all that man did is lie to Melanie's whole family's face.

And then that's why, that's where sincere got it, and that's what he does. And all the posturing to sincere one-on-one was bullshit for the camera. I bet, I bet that dude has cheated on every woman he's ever been with. And it's a joke. And then, dude, this is my favorite thing. sincere's dad, I don't know why it's going to be laugh. I don't know how old he is. him to him going, we don't move.

That's not how we move. And then he goes, we stand on 10 toes. I was like, brother, are you still clubbing? Did you just say 10 toes? What are you 50? I had the same feeling. Listening to him talk, I was like, how old is this? And listen, there's a chance that he's like 45.

Yeah, yeah. But like, I agree. I was like, this dude's talking to sincere like it's his boy. He's not talking like a dad. He did a good job because you could tell when he started speaking on his son's behalf, Melanie's sister and mom completely kind of like posture down a little bit, like kind of let their guard because it was like, okay, I'm going to listen to the grown man here and speak on his dumb sons, because he was

literally belittling. It's like, but just a, yes, dude, no, it was perfect. He played it perfect. And it worked because it worked on Melanie, too, like, like now sincere has one more chance because his dad went like, that's not my son. That's not how we move. But he knows exactly 100%. He knows exactly what you want to hear, dude. And then that's where sincere got it. His first one I want interview, I was like, yo, that's sincere. Yes, dude. Oh, it was so good. Okay, villain, anyone? It looks like a baby in like a old man's body. Like he had a baby face, but then he had like a no hair. That's what it is.

Maybe he is young. That's why he's saying like 10 tons and he looks like he looks like sincere. If sincere got like yagaed so hard that his hair came out. You know when you like pull someone's ponytail like yoga? That's what yoga. Is that what you say? You know what it is when you don't possess? You don't remember like on Vine when they used to pull me.

Grant knows that shit. Did you catch that one? Well, I was going to say the other thing too. I heard once, when you lie where we're living, God gives you a toupee. That was the saying that I heard growing up. Okay. And I think that's what happened to sincere dad. No, it's definitely because somebody on his mom's side is balding.

I have an opposite take. I have an opposite take. I think he looks so young because when you possess no empathy and you lie for a living, you do not stress at all. Like you have no real feelings. So he just looks like a baby. That's why Sincere looks so good too. They have great skin. Yeah, great skin, great.

Be like, you know, I'm, people who care more age a little bit quicker. Yeah, I love that, dude. Okay, villain, either of you? While we are on the topic of sincere villains, I will say that his brother was my villain. Just because, like, he really just irritated me. He looks like he says six, seven every other minute of the day.

And does, and does Fortnite dances. the corner and throws like fucking paper balls at his teacher like I don't fuck with him I think he was only going along with what his dad was saying because he's on television yeah I think when he's in private was in series people like yo yeah all three of them all three of them dude Danny Danny you know what I wanted so bad yeah like I'm not having any of it dude you know what I wanted so badly on hold on we need to take a moment and appreciate everything Emma just said because that is so true correct I

I was looking at that kid and I was like, you are a fucking snake. He wasn't saying anything. And I was like, I know that you've been like this. I love what's sincere you're doing right now. We have joked many times. You're like,

I'm going to get so much clout when I go back to high school. Yeah. Yeah, he probably talks back and shit. He's probably just the worst. Dude, we have said many times in the show like,

oh, God, if that had happened, it would have been cinema. This truly, I had this thought watching this and I was like, this would be the greatest moment in television history

and it did not happen. Melanie's family and sincere's family meet. The women are like, that was five. up you've been fucked up since here's like I've been acting right I'm learning about myself sincere's dad goes that's not the boy I raised that's not sincere at home like they do that whole thing and then they break off to the one-on-ones if sincere it sat down with his dad and brother and they'd been like got her bro like I was ready with them to be like bro you fucking oh bro

they have probably happened off camera I thought literally they were gonna be like we didn't see the goodbye yeah yeah dude fucking rinsed her dog keep it up I was like this is gonna be the greatest moment in television history if they're like so bad for that girl It's insane. She's not completely innocent herself. Who's your villain? Did my last to go? No, Dan and Emily can't go.

Oh no, she said since his brother. He's his brother. Yeah. What are you talking about? Let me go last. I need to think. I was thinking about six. Okay, mine is the correct pick.

This fucking fraud. You know what I'm going to say? Can see? No, dude. Wait, wait. You will never. forget it. But when I say it, you're going to go, oh, my God. They are fraud. Kenzie's dad. Oh, shit. Thank you, Zach. Wait, because if Grant knows, you might be on to something.

Kenzie's fucking dad. They go, your dad, like, Kenzie goes, oh, I got a text. Oh, that was the, and there's a video from her dad that is the most overproduced, fraudulent bullshit I have ever fucking seen. I wouldn't be surprised if that dude's accent is. fake. Yeah, but this man, this man was reading off a teleprompter, a speech that the fucking producers wrote for him. And it cuts to her mom crying, listen to it. And Kenzie's completely unmoved by it. Like, it ends and she's like, oh, that was so cute. And I'm like, this is, this guy was just given a script, a literal script to read. I was like that, and also, why is Kenzie getting a video from her dad? Yeah, yeah. Where's everyone else's fucking that? Such a good point,

actually. Yeah, also the way that she explains and speaks about her parents and how in love, they are like, why aren't her parents like in Fiji? I mean, granted, he might have work, but like the way she talks about that he plans dates for every week, it's like, honey. Then, then playing that. Taking her to Fiji, the Rosamontic that you could do. Then playing that music and trying to play off like that was a fucking little low line by

him off the cuff. It was a literally performed, read and performed speech, fraud. I find it insane that the only father. that came was sincere dad. It was probably because the mom was like, I cannot lie. I didn't, that's such a good thing. I cannot go on the show and lie.

Danny pointed out at the beginning, he was like, we were going to see maybe one dad. Yeah, none of the dads come on because they're either like, you know, it's either like with your son, you're like, hey, dude, I'm proud of you. Ooh.

And the girl dads must be like, this is disgusting. Yeah, you've, you know, you've been tonged by. Yeah, and you were wearing a thong literally 24-7 for six weeks. But both ways. I'm not trying to like shame either side, but like, it's not.

Like there's no, even the mom, the moms are always going to show up because they're the ones that carried that kid. Like moms, no matter, even if the moms disagree, they're going to show up, they're going to put on a face, they're going to be on the side. Dads can kind of do that thing where it's like, hey, buddy, good luck. Yeah. But your brother's going to go represent me. Yeah, yeah. Or something like that. I think I totally would understand if any parent would feel weird watching a show where their kid was on here and they're talking about think of popping each other's ass.

Here's the hot dog eating challenge. It's insane. Good job. God love. All of these parents for being willing to come on this show when they're like this. They're talking about French frying. That would be my mom's first question. So French frying?

Yeah. Yeah. What do you guys mean by that? And I, you know, it's like that gets cut obviously. Yeah. I got to explain to mom. Hey, like, yeah, I was fucking. I was finger popping her ass.

I can point at the girls I french fried. Yeah. It's off. And would it be weird? I had this thought today. Would it be weird? And I know that's all like accelerated and shit, but to meet the parents of, a guy you like and have been kind of like dating on a show while you were literally in a long

no pants like you that must be the weirdest experience of all this is where i this is where melany becomes my MVP because that girl put her shorts on yeah pop off queen no but kata's running over i was like i would feel unless the producers make them do this no then i just put some clothes on to you i would come out in a fucking michael jordan sweatsuit yeah i didn't want to say it first but Kada was butt naked during family day today. Yes. And she's like, you know, her bikinis have been skimpier.

This definitely they've been on the skimpier side, which is fine. Great body. You know, Kada, do you. Again, the producers know what they're doing. But she, she chose the skimpiest one for today. To meet his mom. That I have not seen. Well, luckily his siblings.

Yeah, yeah. But she didn't know. She could have worn one of those little lace pieces. Like, I don't even wear that shit in front of my own pair. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Do you have a villain or? I'm just, I'm going to go with sincere's dad, too. Yeah, okay. It's a good pick. I have a real pick, but I'd get just fucking torn apart by all you fake motherfuckers. All right,

you tell me after. I love that. Okay, the quick quotes of the week award. Wait, can Emily and I go? Oh, yeah, do you have quotes?

Fuck yeah. I was kidding. Can you or say? Yeah, but do we agree that's it? Yes, absolutely. When Melanie's family was there, we were sitting and watching her sister

fucking absolutely spit roast sincere like a pig, which he is. And I looked at Emily and Danny and I was like, I feel like we haven't heard. Like, does Melanie's mom spit?

speak very good English. And then she then speaks the most beautiful Spanish we've ever heard. I was like, oh, yeah. The fact that it was in Spanish, too, just made it all for beautiful. Agree. Agree. So Melanie's mom is just like she finally comes in with the haymaker parental advice. And it's after her sister has been like, stop, like, can letting this guy come back to

the plate. Like what are we doing here? And Melanie's mom goes, why would you give him a second chance when there are so many people out there waiting for the first? Like straight out of a Disney movie. I would, like, we stood up. I was like, chill. Oh, my God.

That is chills, dude. Oh, dude. We were, like, I, I, I almost left the room. Yeah. I was like, that is a fucking haymaker from. She's a poet. She's a poet laureate. It's like bittersweet for me because that's such good advice and it's the most gorgeous.

Like, some people aren't even lucky enough to hear one line. I know. I know. And Melanie's going to go back to sincere. She already did. And it's going to make her look so. I know. We literally heard that line.

So it just makes her look worse. So it just makes her look worse. So I believe in this connection. And the internet's going to. The internet's going to go, how can you have a sister and a mom like that, but still be such a dumb fucking bitch? And it's like, well, her friends suck too. Are people actually going to say that? Yes.

Yes. Oh, well, maybe I need to get off the wrong side of Twitter. But, like, she, like, yeah, like, it always is her fault first instead of it. Like, we need to hold the other girls accountable because, yes, Melanie is just as guilty. Like, she is her own person. Yep. But when everybody on the island is telling you one thing, you're going to feel isolated and, like, she would feel alone and isolated. And that's the worst feeling a human being can feel.

It's in our DNA. Awful. So, like, she feels isolated. Like if she doesn't agree with everybody and then does this thing where she does not pursue sincere, she understands that's deaf. Like she's done. She's off the show. So she has no other option. And like nobody sees that.

They just see like, oh, this dumb bitch keeps going back. She cannot do anything else. That's fair, actually. She has nowhere else to go. At this point, she's trapped. He's a dark wizard. And he's the best of that. He's a spell on her.

He's past Voldemort. He's so fucking. Yeah. I will say, though, there, this is like something I have always emphasized. to my friends who complain about like our other friends going back to guys and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Like at the end of the day, and I've been through this personally, someone can, multiple people can tell you how much they don't like the guy you're with.

But no matter what, like internally you know that. But you, there is no point of wasting your breath sharing that information with your friend because your friend is, despite how good your advice is, every single time they are going to need to figure it out themselves. They need to let it get to the point where they can no longer look at that man in the face because they are so disgusted on their own, not because everyone else around them is disgusted. Like, yes, a man can have shitty behaviors,

but you still like them because, like, for some ungodly reason, you need to figure it out yourself. Like I've always trusted myself that I'm going to figure it out myself. Like I've seen plenty of guys where my parents, my friends, family have not approved. And I knew that internally. And I was like, you know what? I agree. But I need to see this through until I get to where they're at.

Like that's just what happens. And like it always does happen. There's never going to, they're not going to get married. They're going to break up soon. But she's got to figure it out herself. she's got to get the ick so hard to where she can't even look at him in the eye anymore. Exactly.

That's how it should work, but it's the opposite on the show. She's not getting that advice from her. It'd be different if like her friends were saying, hey, you're a piece of shit sincere. Like get rid of sincere. And if she had still kept going back, then it's like...

But she gets outside of this villa, she's going... That's true. But that's all she has right now. Yeah, yeah. You're both right. Well, I think you're both right. That's a good point.

But that is so fucking true. It has to come from her. Because it's also like, I mean, we've all felt this in certain ways. It's like even when you, the alarm bells are ringing and you do hear your friends who have you known way fucking longer than these people. It is, I think the other version or the next level of the figure it out myself that you're saying is the I need to go through the proper emotions to get there. Because you sometimes can't just, you can't just cut it off because you're like, listen, I'm emotionally invested to a way that all of you aren't. Yeah.

So I can't just cut it. I know in the back of my mind you're right. but I need to go through those proper emotions before I can cut it. Otherwise it won't be real. It won't be an actual cut. That's what you need to do. So she just has to get burned in real life by him. That's like, Erno, just he needs to fuck up enough times to where she is like,

now you're grossing me how. And it's like, you know how what people always say like about other people's friends? Like, I don't like that girl. She fucked me over so you shouldn't be friends with her either. And that person will go, well, she never did anything to me. And then they do something to her and then they're like, You were right, you were right. It's always you were right, but they need to figure it out themselves.

Like there is just no way that not a lot of people as you are have the most one million percent self-respect, which nobody really has. Everyone has 100 percent, 99 percent self-respect. You got it's just like you got to figure it out yourself like, or else it doesn't feel like you've closed the chapter properly. Like you need to see it through Until It's dead Yeah You can like understand it

But you don't understand it Until you like really understand it And go through it And like yeah that's I guess that is what's gonna have to happen She's gonna get outside of the villa And have to get actual good advice And then keep going back to finally be embarrassed

It's been the opposite on this show And I'd love if it was vice Like because then you could hold her more accountable If she was getting that advice from her friends Like bitch that fuck that guy You need to get away from him Instead, it's been like, no, bitch, he's the man. Yeah, like, what?

What? But it's been very, yeah, like, yeah, 100%. Rounding out quote of the week. I know you got some quotes for us. Cada, like she had got a text, you know, I think it was the water park or something. Katie goes, I got a text. And Trinity goes, my heart is beating out of my ass. That's good.

Trinity is so fucking fun. I love her. Me too. I love her so much. Every quote, every time Trinity has like one of those little aside, they are so hard to be out of my ass. This one, maybe is that. the first time I've ever been rattled about Carl.

I couldn't tell if it was real or not, but him and I are having a moment. And he goes, I'll come up to Nantucket. That's close to Georgia, right? And she goes, tough to hear. That was really tough to hear from me. Did you catch that?

And I was like, that was tough. Cape Cod is close to Georgia. That was giving the 2013 eyesight situation. I was like, yes, 100%. I was like, and me and you are going, Carl's a doctor. How could he be on Love Island? And Danny's going,

because he doesn't know where Nantucket is. And I'm like, you're right. Surprise, surprise. Danny's right. You're right? By the way, nothing made me happier when Caleb got out of the villa and saw that he was right. Yeah, God, that was awesome. And then... Oh, the eyesight thing?

Yeah. Yes, correct. And then this... Oh, he did? Yeah, on an after son. They were like, by the way... Oh, really? Yeah. Good for him. That sucks. He was like, I fucking knew it. Yeah, that's awesome. And this was just, I would love to, I need to go back in time and experience this. Bryce and Sincira are playing catch with a tennis ball.

Does I want to remember this? And Sincerer goes, what's the difference between this and a tennis ball and Bryce goes, this is harder. And Sincere goes, what makes it harder? And Bryce goes, a tennis ball is empty inside. And Sincere goes, oh. And I was like, what is in that tennis ball? Like, I can picture Sincere throwing like a baseball around basically.

And he's like, what's the difference between this? And Bryce is like, tennis balls are hollow, dude. What are you fucking talking about? It's probably a paddle tennis ball. Aren't those really thick or something? Those are like deflated, I think, actually. I think there was a tennis ball with like sand in it or something. I've actually seen people like pop.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, just do paddle. But I just picture, like, since Sears never. held a tennis ball. I think it's like when you're playing paddle or Paddle, you literally have to like pop the ball. So it's not as. So it doesn't go as hard and far. Yeah, yeah. It's like dead weight.

Yeah, exactly. And I just picture was like sincere throwing this rock back and forth. And he's like, what is this? What is this? And Bryce is like, not a tennis ball. You psychopath. That is fucking. Okay.

Top two couples from everybody. And then instead of bottom two couples, I want the two couples you think are getting voted out. Okay. Let's speed round this. And do you want to start us? I don't have a top two, but top has to be Bryce and Trinity. I know nobody agrees with that. I agree.

Passionately. No, yeah, they're in first place. They're my lock one. But like I think they're faking it. But like they're in first place. I don't. I actually think they like each other. I think they're like best friends.

I genuinely do think that they're not romantic though. Not romantic though. No, I'm not. I'm just, I'm not sure. Like I think. But I dig them. I think they're so funny. Yeah, I'm a fan of them.

I'm B&T and KC and T T is my two. Okay. I am B&T, Brinity, as they're calling it. Oh, nice. I haven't heard that yet. Yeah, if I had a big second, I'm going to be KZTTT.

Yeah, KCTT, me too. Retweet. Retweet, okay. Who is getting got? I mean, Kenzie and Dylan are fucking dead. And Keda and Zach. Wait, is the ending? I know they do this differently in the UK.

We always fucking do this. If Melanie and Sincere do not get voted off this fucking show. No, but I think Danny's right, dude. I think they're not going to get voted. Zach, please. Okay. My theory, yeah. My theory is that the Melanie and Sincere thing came out of left field so that Kinsie can continue to stay on the show.

And then she will be right there again. Kinsie gets away. And then the last couple voted off. You know what? Wait, how many more are getting voted off, only one? So, no, there's only four left. They keep four. This one's up to an actual vote of the people.

So they'd have to pull it. They'd have to pull a second string. And if they do, like, good for them. But that would be the show basically admitting to the fans, like, we're rigging this. Yeah, we don't. If they do it twice in a row. But like, that could have my top couple because she has, she has alligator blood. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Her ability to stay alive is like nothing I've ever seen. Well, also, the other thing, too, is if, like, that's the reason I think they didn't vote off tonight. I think they needed one more episode to, like, Yeah, I thought they were going to. On sincere. And then that's when America's like, fuck sincere. I just can't. I cannot fathom.

That could happen. Regardless of our love for Melanie, which is stratospheric, we are voting for couples. Voting for those two is lunatician. Everybody does. They're going to vote for them. That's loony tune behavior. Yeah, yeah, it is.

Like, I'm telling everyone watching, like voting for, for, but you were, Danny. No, no, I'm not. Every vote for them is literally going. It's also poison in Melanie's brain. I didn't mean to say, but I don't know. Yeah. I don't know what that. Sorry.

I was, I was saying. I think the votes like generically like are rigged. Do you not? They can't rig them though. The votes are real, but then the producers can do a thing where they like may leave it up to a vote of the castmates. You can't make an easily rig. No, it's like a rule.

Like I was talking to Andrew about it, Nels. Like they have like, like, like American Idol. Like these public. votes. Like they had like if they do a ranking. Oh like legally. Legally they have to respect the votes. So like when they rank these couples, though that is real. But they can always do the thing where it's like, okay, now the fellow Islanders are going to vote. That's how they do it. So that's how they actually control it. But the voting is real. I think we're going to see some FIFA level corruption. Yeah. Maybe that's what I mean. I know. I agree. I think that would have to happen.

It would have to be very corrupt for Kenzie to leave, for Kenzie to stay because Melanie's fan, like Melanie will get the vote. She needs to be safe. And if she's not, I've even voted. Can we vote now? You have to register. I vote. Yeah. I'm registered. I did last year. Is there a vote available right now? No, the voting. And it closes like really quick too. Yeah, it closes so fast. There'll be one more.

I think, I think, I think, I'm sorry. This might be a hot take. I think Carl and Anaya have to go. Me too. I don't think that they're like, they're the worst couple. I don't think they're actually into each other. They won't go, but I'm with you. I respect what they did bringing him back for like a lovely moment for her, which I think led to the really nice. peacemaking moment, but I don't, I really don't think that there's chemistry there. These three girls will not go. Trinity, Melanie, and Anaya will be safe every time because they have the three biggest fan bases I've ever fucking seen for this show ever. Everybody else is at

Kenzie's, Kenzie's out next. So it's one spot, so it's either Kenzie. But they could do some rigging shit where Kenzie gets saved again. And then it is up to the island to be like, okay, do we want to keep Keda and Zach or Melanie and sincere? And they might, if Kada and Zach are in the bottom two, they will win the vote every time. Oh, right. But that's what I mean. If, if they They are up, if it leaves up to the islanders, they're going to choose Kada and Zach to stay because Kada and Zach are mommy and dad. But America might vote them out.

100% they're gone. Like Kada, Kada fucked it up because she talks shit about the Kold three. And then nobody likes Zach because he's just not, like, she's worth more than Zach at this point. Yeah. Okay. All right.

But I think those will be my bottom two. Kenzie Dillon, Kada, Zach. Well, yes. Yes. Kenzie Dillon are my confident bottom. Yeah. Yeah. Voting wise, they're not going to get any votes.

They're smoked. But the show could, again, they could pull some food. shit, but they did that last time. Yeah, right. How many times are you going to call me an ass? I dare you, Love Island. Family Day was crazy. This was an awesome time.

Emily, thank you so much for joining us. I loved being here. See you Sunday. Yes, I would love to come back for the finale. You are. I think you need to live stream the finale. It's a good idea. She said we should just go live right out.

Oh, we absolutely should. Yeah. You're going to replace me. Emily, you're in. I don't know how I ever will. Yeah, we're right on the screen. We're going to video you in live. Yeah.

It's going to be great. No one. No one. can ever replace you do. We are going to wrap this up. What an amazing, amazing week so far. We can't wait for the weekend. We'll see you on Sunday. See you Sunday. Bye.