Empty Netters Podcast - Love Island USA Week 4 Review

Episode Date: June 28, 2026

We're back and this time we're in person and have avid Love Island addict Danny from Hold The Phone to chime in on who are the winners and losers of Week 4. Sincere continues to make a joke of his name, Kenzie and Aniya bring the heat, and everyone is still in love with Bryce and Trinity. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are back. We are in person. We are joined by an extra and we are going deep. D-Doo! Into Love Island USA, season 8. We are joined by Danny from who's next? Four and a half hours minimum. Minimum.

Let's dive a lot. I mean, a lot to unpack. We have a lot to unpack. What are we doing, Sean? The last, like we just watched, what, six more episodes? Yeah, it's been a few. Yeah, because Sunday through Friday. Right, right.

Yeah. A lot of slot. And we started. But it was the start was Cassa Amor. Like that's what we should. Yeah, yeah. We are reviewing all of Casa Amor and what happened in the villa here. New gals, new guys, tons of shit.

I have to go to the airport. So I'm going to cut out. Dan's going to give us as much as he can. I'm going to give you as much juice as I can. More has happened in the last five episodes. I could not be more devastated about missing what I'm about to miss. But we need to jump head first into everything that has got on at Casa Amore and at the villa. Put it this way.

this week for me makes everything worth it. This is why we play. This is why we play. This is truly why we watch this show. Totally forgot the World Cup was going on today. There's immersed in this show. Now listen, six new very attractive women, but 12, unbelievably ugly men.

You've got to feel for those guys. What about Carl? It's like every year with this Casa Moore lineup, these dudes are just fucking squares. No, one of those guys look like the, we were saying, looks like the meme, the gigacchat. Yeah, he's gigachia. Sean?

Yeah, if you're into that. The only guy I've ever seen with lip filler. You just love Zach so much, though, dude. Dude, Zach looks like he's out of Prince of Egypt. He looks like a biblical character. He looks like a biblical character. It's true. John, I'm so glad you said that because I was texting Danny, or I was with Danny the other day, and I was like,

this fucking Che guy looks like that meme. And I looked it up and it's Gigachad and I was like, he's Gigachey. I can't believe you. If that's not online, we are starting it right now because he literally is Gigachey. It's unbelievable. The Crimson Chin. The one thing that really. The Returner to the Crimson Chin.

Dude, so this, was it like last episode before started with, or no, I don't know. But either way, we're in Kassum or, or they think we're going to have the, the, Hearts on Fire. Yeah, and then they go, boom. Which, I didn't know what that was, because I haven't watched the show before. What is that, I don't know if that's a thing. And commenters. Yeah, viewers let us know if Hearts on Fire something.

Yeah, it was the Pulse thing. It must be the intro. Oh, that they did later with their own, they were going to do, they thought they're going to do the, I think it's, with each other. With each other. But then they sent the boys to Casa more. Right. Which really sucks for the girls because they get all dressed up.

Oh, yeah. It's brutal. And the guys just have to put on like a fireman suit and they're done. But the girls have to put in a lot more work. Yeah. I think Zach shaved his legs. Oh, 100%. He shaved everything.

Well, he says. He said that when he first introed. He was like, I like being hairless. Yeah, he's hydrodynamic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy's probably a great story. My first thought when we, when I realized, I mean, we saw the preview that we were going to have Casa, but my first thought was when we got to Casa.

Because I wrote, I don't know if you guys watched Survivor at all, but I've been watching a little bit lately. Yeah. And it's such a thing to get to the merge. Like your separate tribes and then there's a merge. So for all the contestants, it's like, if you get voted out, it just sucks if you didn't get to the merge.

And I'm realizing now watching this show, getting to CASA. Is a big deal. Getting voted out before CASA is a dagger. Because like, how would you live in a little experience? And you go, I didn't make it to CASA. If you think your boy, Gabe. Dude, so this is what I was going to say,

I cannot believe I was robbed of Gabe at Casa. You said a great thing earlier about signs. Oh, yeah, Dan. You know, I said, you know the scene in science when Joaquin Phoenix has seized the news? And he goes, oh. I go, that would have been the girls watching the live stream of Gabe. They would have cut, they would have turned that TV on. And game is choking someone out spinning.

He would have got, he would have got kicked out. It would have been first girl smacked. Yeah. So true. He starts making out with her. The, the, we, so. And then he gets removed. Next episode, game is going to remove.

Correct. For no particular reason. No particular reason. He did. Game is now gone. Soutily, you know. removed from the show. Most things he did were illegal in the United States.

He physically harassed. It's only legal in Fiji. Yes. He's fine. Ariamatics has to sue him because behind the scenes he was like, yeah, yeah, he was a problem. We get to Casa Moore. Six lovely new ladies come in, do a dance, some kissing on all of the guys. And the producer decision to have this live streamed for all of the girls back in the villa

was one of the most diabolically brilliant things I've ever seen. Kind of gross, man. I mean, this show was taken. It was savage. It was savage behavior. I mean, they've got to be getting strep throat and everything. You said about the last in line. Last girl, last dude, right?

Because the girls come in, they make out with every dude down the line. The sixth girl that come in, whoever the sixth dude was, that is so much petri dish. Like that make out, there has been every permutation of makeout ever. That's what I mean. Like, oh, my God. Caleb was first in the line, wasn't he? I think so. Which I'm glad, because he didn't have to.

He wasn't getting anyone's sloppy sex. Yeah, yeah, I could segue to Caleb. Yeah. Because that is a true thing about this show. Danny, this is the sluttiest, most prostitute-based. Like, this show is prostitution on stage. This is ISIS recruitment footage. It gets more sexualized every season.

Yeah. For you to sit here and be like, I'm a big gentleman, you know, I buy girls flowers, and I keep one to know when to buy the next, and then to go on Love Island. Yep. Dude, I love this day. You are anti-Kaleb. I'm so anti-Kaleb because just be yourself.

There's that one clip him sitting with Soul after they get the recoupling and they both get out of their couples. and like they're sitting with soul and you want to go eat some cookies and soul like gets up and he's like yeah get your ass up and he's like yeah he's on something here

I wrote this down too dude he's he's acting he's a performing he's a performing gentleman don't you think all of them are no no no I think he's okay C is being himself yeah yeah

actually I being himself yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Zach is being Bryce Bryce Bryce and Zach has something in the closet

for sure yeah they have the most beautiful bromance of all time it might be more bromats might be putting gently. Yeah, yeah.

Maybe just take the B off there. Yeah, yeah. Zach would have went to, I took Bryce to the hideaway or Kada. Yeah, he could have. If he could have. I don't think Bryce, Zach,

Bryce doesn't feel the same way Zach does, but Zach looks at Bryce and is like, man, if I can distress you up. Not to jump ahead too far, but in our last episode that we just watched,

when Bryce walked out, you know who was more excited than Casey was Zach? Dude, he was, when Bryce was talking to Trinity, Zach was sitting there like, is he looking at me? Beaming.

Is he looking at me? Beaming. Honestly, I wish that we could have had a cast on more situation where the guys get separated to see the look on Zach and Bryce's face when they come back to each other. Are there edits yet? People are making good call?

Yeah. Where are those edits? Yeah. I mean, they're, it's beautiful. It's beautiful. If Bryce thinks this is my homie, Zach, like, no, dude, I can't wait. Yeah, yeah, dude, once we get out of here, once we get out of here,

the things will be different. But speaking of Casey and Corbyn, instantly in that, hearts on fire, I feel like we are all like this. Well, these two are absolutely moving. Dan, you go, you go, this is 100% correct. Because Corbin, Corbyn is very hot and all the new girls think Corbyn is very hot. So he was cleaning up in that makeup line. But dude, Casey, Dan, this is a Dan line.

Casey literally, I think maybe you said this where it's like, God, don't these guys was just a fucking camera on them, some of the shit they're saying. I'm like, you're being recorded, dude. Casey literally, forget fuck a camera, dude. He thought he walked into the strip club when they came out. He's literally, dude, spank. fucking ass going crazy. And I was like, dude, I know he didn't know there being live stream, but I'm like, you know this is on TV, though. This is insane behavior. Casey went full

feral mode and was like, I'm at 11 in Miami. Finally. I'm at a strip club. That's what an insecure woman will do to you. Correct. It was just the, it's not even on him. It's on a Naya. The two of them were fully out of control. It was pretty special. But I, I couldn't believe, I mean, we were, it was like Tuesday's episode, maybe even Mondays. And I was like, Corbin does not give a shit about Kenzie. Dude, the shit he is saying. It was insane. It was as if he was getting piped lines to be as completely disconnected as possible. Yep. It was remarkable. It was savage, dude. And I guess, like, you watch the show all the time.

Is it, is it, does it always go that way? Or there are dudes that are just like, fuck the villa girls when they go to CASA? Oh, dude, season six was cinema. Because every single guy, they were all in like really good couples. Every single guy went and just acted a fool. And none of the girls took home, like, none of the girls chose another dude. Yeah. So they all came back to girls. And they all just, they all got yelled at and they ended up going back to,

it was, they all ended up going back to their masters. Yeah, yeah, correct. They all were good dudes. They just thought like, oh, we were having a good dudes. So they didn't,

wait, so all the girls decided to stay. And then, and then when the guys came back with their partners, and just all got bitched at. And a couple of them cried. And it was like,

yeah, so did they just replace the entire female cast? Was it just like all new people? All the new girls got phased out pretty quick because, you know, because they got whipped. Because they were like, I actually do like you.

Dude, I think that I wrote down, I wrote this later, but I was like, God, I wish they almost go to Casa too late because they are pretty coupled up. Like, I wish they went to Casa like a little bit earlier because then there would be more breakups. But no devastation. But no devastation. And you need the devastation.

Yeah, you're right. I was surprised how little devastation there was. I mean, the devastation was there was a lot of it. Yeah, you know. But I was surprised that so many couples just were aligned in whether they were working or not. Yeah. When a girl like Anaya bites off a grenade and just keeps it in her fucking mouth, you're going to get some devastation.

There's going to be flatter. I mean, just fucking... You gotta get rid of it, girl. There's a blast radius. Right? Like, you didn't, she could have avoided all that and got with the guy who knew three languages and was six, eight. Dude. He's crying.

He has to call him. That's the real victim. Yeah. The logic that both the... Both times went are... What's her name? Melanie? Melanie as well.

So they both went... You're perfect. You're everything I want. Couldn't be any better. This is a dream come true. Oh, man. But I'm not going to pick you. I'm going to pick the guy who I have problems with.

That was tough. That was tough to see. Because I've known him for three whole weeks. Sean, how about the times where they kept chirping these guys for like after three days? And I'm like this three days versus like, let's be honest, what is it? At max 20 days? Yeah. It's not that crazy guys.

It's not that crazy. but I understand it. I feel like we can spend literally four hours here on this last day. So I just want to jump to a couple of the moments inside, Kassimor. Yeah, because I want you to get some shit out. Yeah. Talk about some of our favorite quotes. I'm not going to make it to the award.

So I just have to pop in here. I understand this has been memes to death already online. But when sincere said epitome, I don't know. trying to say epitome. He was like, he was like talking about something and he was like, yeah, I mean, that's just like, he went to say that's the epitome of like blah, blah, blah.

And he goes, it's the, you know, like the epitome. And I'm like, how do you even make that mistake? When did you read that word? Yeah. And you understood it. You're using like a level two rarity word for a level five common replacement. Exactly.

This is crazy. It was, when I heard epitome come out of his mouth, I was like, excuse me? And then I was like, I rebound it. And then the subtitles popped up. And I was like, oh my gosh. Oh my God. This man's trying to say it. I will embarrass myself and say, I don't actually know what epitome means.

Do you mean epitome? No, I know what epitome. I don't know what epitome. I don't think it is a word. That's what I'm saying. Guys, my high school English teacher gave us that as a word of the day and said epitome. Incredible. And we all looked at each other in high school and we were like, he's absolutely wrong.

Yeah, yeah. What the fuck. Well, this is what I'm saying, Sean, is as if he were reading aloud to a class and he got to the word epitome and he said epitome. You're right. So I don't even understand how he made that mistake. It's so impressive. He's only ever read it. Yeah.

He never said it or heard. Yeah. Maybe it just says premium English. That's like how you're supposed to pronounce it. Potentially. It's 1750. That's how it was pronounced. Yeah. Because then later in the, I believe the same episode, maybe it was the next one.

He's talking about Casa Moore and how he was like, you know, I really wanted to go through this. And he goes, you know, I really wanted to emerge myself in this experience instead of immerse. I caught that too. And I was like, sincere, you're the gift that keeps on giving, my friend. I caught that too. This is unbelievable. It's performative vocab. Yeah.

I've met 30 sinceres throughout my life. Yeah, you keep saying that. And I hate, well, because I used to live with sincere. Worse personally, you know, these pathological liars, these guys who can just talk to them with, they're way out of anything. Yeah. And they work up vocab words to make him seem more intelligent. This guy's never lost an argument in his life.

Yeah. And that's why he talks the way he does. Yeah. And, you know, that's why him and Melanie are fucking perfect for each other. Yeah. He's the epitome of a real ass. Yeah, yeah. They are, listen, they're a hurricane, the two of them together.

And it's, I mean, I understand. The chaos attracts each other. You know what I mean CP said? It's like a, uh, those birds, the death circle that the birds do. Yeah. Yeah. When they lock arms and they just go all the way down together. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She would follow that man. Yeah. Into the pits of hell. Wait, but as, as we learned, so he would do the same. You know what? I think he'd fucking turn the other way. Yeah. Because he, me too.

If she went first, since he would go, she won't jump on the front. I said, we're jumping ahead here. But I said if, if this man walks out with Amora right now, it will be just the most. It'll be, it'll complete the greatest villain arc ever from him. He knows what he's doing. But I'm now, I think I was wrong. I think if they got through this and then a bombshell comes in and he leaves her for a bombshell, it will actually be the most villainous moment.

I'm more mad at Melanie choosing sincere, only to go ballistic at sincere and she deserves better. It's like, if you know you deserve better and everyone's telling you you deserve better and when he comes out, you're telling him that you deserve better, why didn't you take the better. Yeah. You know, it was,

that was a crazy, like she went mock ten. It's like she, she rather, she rather have the moral currency to have someone indebted to her because they've wronged her than to have a whole new person altogether.

Yeah. And start fresh. She riles herself up and it's fun to see. Dude. She was like, oh, she started talking faster and kind of feeling herself. And the head gets gone.

But she starts MFing this motherfucker. Yeah. And like, she sure did. Mad for sure. surprised. No. Right? We saw this like episode one, two, when she was being a dick to Kada. Yeah.

Because Kada, or Sincere pulled Kada for it. Yeah. And then, um, to Bea, remember? Yeah. They went, Baya called her out and they, she went scorched her Thayer. Oh yeah. She was like, uh, then everything's fine. And then she gave her that smile that pretty much told the audience like, this bitch is crazy. Yeah, yeah. Yes. Dude, she is the best kind of crazy. Dude, well, did you see since she's going, she's MF and him and he's like this. You see the lips turn up, dude. And I'm like, because he likes it. He likes it. He likes it. He likes it.

And again, I love Melanie. I wish the best for her. But since here passes away suddenly, we know who did it and vice versa. I don't know if anyone in this room ever watched Californication. Those two are. But if not, Sean, I feel like you haven't. No.

In that show, David Dukovny and his wife have a very tumultuous relationship throughout, I believe, eight seasons of the show. And the show ends with him showing up after it feels like they are actually done for good. And he shows up and, like, she jumps in his car and he puts his hand out and he goes till the wheels fall off, baby. That is these two. They're like, we are going to crash and burn, but we're going to do it together. And I think there's something lovely about that.

It almost turns you on a little bit. I think it does turn them on. Yeah. Well, just just hearing that, I'm like, I'm rooting for a couple of that. Like, it's just like, that's perfect. That's beautiful. What did you guys think about the mailbox moment? Which one?

The postcard? Or I guess that was the only one? Yeah, the postcard where they got to see the photos of each other. The postcard? Because one moment of that stuck out to me and was truly hilarious. Well, all I'll say about the structure of it is the postcard was more fair to me than the live stream. Because the live stream was unidirectional. And because of the audio of the live show.

Because the boys, if it was just a video silent of the boys making out, I would have felt better about it. But the fact that you got the locker room talk because they just think they're with the fellas. And he's like this fucking Kenzie fucking dead, bro. And I'm like, dude, I don't think he went. When they brought up, I'm into blondes now. And Zach was like, there's a joke. And they're like, fuck you. And they're like, oh, sorry.

Like, you can, I mean, you can. definitely with the combination of the live stream and then followed up with the photos. It's like, okay, so that's that girl. That was the angel girl. This is the day that they first met the kiss, blah, blah, blah. What was worse, I thought, was the guys who actually haven't seen any of the guys except when they were on a distant, like 12 of them on a boat from a distance. And next thing, it's like, well, I can't even see this guy's face, just the back of his head.

He looks like he has a strong neck. Like, it's kind of like, it's so much worse. And it's worse again when they were doing the challenge where they, couldn't even see what their couple was doing with the new person. You just see how hot they're getting and you're like, fuck, if we were doing this and they beat us and I can't even see or know the person that they're doing it with,

that's a lot rougher, I think. Yeah. And that was totally rigged, right? No, that was definitely rigged. That was not, I thought it was going to be like a heart rate challenge and it just wasn't.

Like they clearly, they made it a tie at the end. Yeah. Like, now everyone dance with each other. There's a producer going, what way can I make this most sensational? In which couple would get the most insecure about the other team.

Exactly. What were you going to say about the postcard? In that moment, there is, there were a lot of emotions for the gals. Kada obviously sees Zach kissing. She gets really up. She was bawling crying. Dude, she needs to chill. You know what, dude?

She's a success with a man. She's 22. I need you to chill when you speak about Kada. Because I, that was a devastating moment for her. I love her. And those emotions are real. And she is a true. kind and wonderful person.

She was able to resist Giga Chee, dude. Yeah. Okay. Kada is perfect. She also, she's too perfect to be moving like this. But, yeah, agree. We then see the guys.

And I actually, I poo-poohed most of the guys in that moment other than Bryce. Like Bryce, Bryce's photo was licking a toe, which was clearly the challenge. He then sees Trinity, I think she had one kiss or something.

Yeah. It was in the photo booth. It was in the photo booth. Bryce was like for days. Bryce was like for days before this talking about. He was like, I don't even like being here, dude. I'm not having fun. I want to go back to Trinity.

And then he had to see that. I was crushing me too. That was awful. There was one moment where Casey was like talking about being pissed about like Anaya having her leg up in like one of the challenge moments. And I was like, dude, you have fully moved on. Shut up Casey. You're not allowed to be upset.

But the moment that stuck out to me, everyone's looking at these photos, reacting, getting all upset. And Corbin just like kind of looks up like this, like kind of catches a glimpse of him. And he's like, whatever. And then goes and kisses. pardon me to just like kissed her immediately it was just like he the way there was another moment they're all in the dressing room someone was like corbin are you like do you feel anyone he's like not not at all he was like i'm happy for her did i hope she's i hope she's found someone like i have he's probably

the most real guy on the show most regular dude on the show yeah yeah i he's not playing into anything it's just like i've known this girl for a week we yes aren't we don't know any like like we are not the same person at all we find each other attractive because we're both hot yeah the moment i find somebody i can fucking laugh with i'm out of here because she is not very smart. You know what I liked actually? He had a comment and I've always wondered if this happens behind the scenes but over in Kassel, the guys were asking him like, dude, you've moved on from Kenzie really fast and he was like, well dude, there's been a bunch of red flags. I just haven't been saying them out loud, but I've been sitting here and he's like, yeah, he's like, I've been

sitting here thinking I don't like Kenzie that much. I'm just not yelling it. So now I found he doesn't want to embarrass her either. Yes, he was like good day. Yeah, but then he did embarrass him. Well, he could have been so much worse about it. Like, oh yeah, the moment he got with her, he could. And he also is like, I think Corbin's one of the smarter dudes on the show too. because Kenzie's, her history has been, she has one bad experience with a guy. It's normally one, like, the guy is with her for one day,

leaves her, and then she throws a fit, and all of a sudden, like, he's an enemy and they get dropped, literally. Yeah. It's probably like, I'm not under her that much, but, like, we're gonna keep, like, I think he's, he knows what he's doing. He didn't, like, lead her on and play her.

I think he at one point was attracted to her. Yeah, he probably still is attracted to her. He's just, but it's just like, come on, Kenney. I can't, you know, he's giving her so many fucking chances. And she just, she also, too, she has the history.

She's just like Gabe, the guy said it. Every new bombshell that walks in, Kenzie wants to get to know everybody. Her type is Cowboys. And unfortunately, they brought a fake cowboy fuckboy in. But when they do bring a real cowboy in, which honestly, the reason she likes Corbin so much is because he's the regular dude.

Like, Corby probably has a high body count, but he's the only one that's like truly being himself. And because the other girls are all like, remember that workout episode when they're like... Yeah, they're literally all just looking. Every girl there thinks Corbin's the hottest dude. So Kenzie's like, it's clout chase. She's like, I got...

Exactly. I'm the queen of the villa because I have the king. Fuck off. Now, Corby came back with the new queen. Honestly, the girls they brought back. Bro. Kudos to those ladies.

Yep. The arm scratching for T.T. T.T. felt like I thought T.T. was about to beat the shit out of everyone there. That was scary. I was actually like nervous and uncomfortable in that moment.

I was like, they keep talking shit to T. She's going to go crazy. I've never fallen more in level of a woman. Faster than I did with Titi. Because she was right there. She at one point she was like this. Yeah. Do I want to be five to stay?

Do I want to be five all these women for talking to me like this? She's like six two. Yeah, she's towering over Casey. First of all, she spit on Casey. Casey would be like, oh, is it raining? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's a big girl.

Yep. As in like, she's a strong, tall woman. Like, she was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I did not, honestly, I kind of had mixed emotions because it was also firing me up to see her go at the girls like that, but she was also going at Trinity. And I was like, and Trinity was asking for, they were going at each other, but I was like,

I actually think those two are going, I'm very excited for Sunday's episode. because I think those two are going to have a chat. And it's going to be very mature. Yes, I think they're going to make up. Because I think, I think Trinity is unbelievable.

I think she's a perfect woman. And I think right in that moment, she was standing up for her girls. And I think she was fighting the way she knows how to fight. But I also saw her nodding a few times. And I think she was like, I respect T. Exactly.

When she lost in first, she knew, like she respected it. And when T. And when Titi was like, well, I'm talking to you. I think Trinity was like, you know what? I respect that line. But I'm going to keep fighting for my girl here.

I think they're going to have a great reckoning because I think those two are wonderful. Re-fucking tweet. Everything you just said was a nail on the head. They're going to talk like next episode and they're going to be the best friend. Yeah, I think Trinney's going to be like, I just want you to understand where I'm coming from. I had to have my girls back and I think T.T. is going to be like this. I totally understand.

I want to do it. It'll probably happen after Anaya gets dumped. Yeah. Yes. Because she can't do it when. Not in front of An island. I know, I know. And I's going to be like, what were you talking to her about?

Yeah, it's so true. So true. Oh, me, me again. It's like, golly, Anaya, you're a very attractive woman. Just stand up for yourself, too. You're a bit, like, you're an independent woman. Dude. Like, and she's beautiful.

Her Instagram's unbelievable. I saw it on Twitter. But, but, like, the way she's been moving. Yeah, that's awesome. Letting a dude just, like, completely run all over her. And honestly, like, she villainized Casey. Now everybody hates Casey. He really didn't do anything wrong because she, her confidence was in the gutter.

Yeah. Now it makes him look like a big villain. Once she's gone, nail on the head, Daniel. Those two are going to be the best duo of all times. It's going to be like Kobe and Shaq. Dude, and we were talking about. when Parmita came in. Parmita, first of all, Sean and I are in the corner

like, Parmita and Corbyn are the two hottest people on the show and obviously they're banging each other. And they know each other already. Yeah, yeah, and they were like, we DM'd. That's right, they did know. Like, they were like, we DM'd about meeting up in Miami. But wasn't it safe when she was like, because she did the same?

This is like a whole group chat. When you're a 10 of 10, you get entered into a group chat. You get a hundred people. You get a new phone. You're like, you don't pay for anything anymore. Sean, I also loved how his pickup line was, let's do a workout together. I was like, I bet you're going to do a,

work out together. You guys, come on. But I thought she was dope too when she was being like, you brought up that Zach line when they were like, the blondes. And she was like, who gives a fuck? Like, she had to be in a white. A lot of like, she was, I mean, obviously they're coming from the sides of like, they just spent the time with the guys. They're now coupled with the guy.

But every one of the girls' complaints, she was like, well, you guys calm down. Like, these are clearly just like in the moment comments. They're just guys being, I was like, wow. Dude, at one point, she said direct quote, he was around his boys. Yeah. And I was like, fucking marry me. That is insane. You really grabbed the ring off. Sandra's finger and try to jump through the TV.

Also indirectly, those girls blowing up on him is telling the girl they're with that it's like a big fuck you. You're not real. You're invalidating our relationship and we're about to be friends on the show. I'm just a show now, so you cannot talk to me like this anymore. I'm super curious how this is going to work out. Is there going to be an enclave of...

They're all going to apologize. I'm with you, Sean. Do we have a villain divided? There might be like an enclave. There might be like a pack of girls together and in the, of like, the original cast and another pack of girls of the newer cast because they know what it was like over in Kasa.

These girls are also. You know, there's one girl who's not in either pack because she disappeared entirely. Oh, bro. Insane, dude. I don't want to talk about that. Do you want to talk about that? No, no, no.

I don't think we're in the business of dancing on graves of all that, but she is gone. All I want to say. Yeah. So, Alana, there was just an announcement. I was off the show. I literally paused in real time. I don't know about you guys because it comes so fast.

I was like, wait, what the fuck? Yeah. I pause immediate Google. and then it's like bang, she got the old video scrub, she sent the Edward, whatever. They did it last year. Dude, on this note, I got to go. Oh, okay.

Hey, guys, do me proud. We will. What an episode. What I will say to you two is Danny Sideover is, um, A, because this happened last year, dude, I think they need to do a better job scrubbing. Well, if it's like,

oh, dude, like it's in like a Snapchat story or something that you can't have a public access to, you can't find it. It's someone who knew her who had that stuff. story saved or something, I think. Okay. But the, I mean, it's just, it's so hard. You throw a rock into a pool of pretty people.

It's going to hit a racist, you know? And here's the thing, though, when you go back, her not dancing on any of the black dudes when she got there is so tough. Like, so, so, so tough. She's like, since you was like, what did I do? She's like, nothing for you three. You were born with too much melanin. Dude, I remember making it, like, clocking that kind of being like,

That was kind of weird. But now I'm like, yo, dude, that is unawful. Dude, I think that leaving, I don't know the mechanics of when exactly people

get dumped from the show or not, but now, dude, leaving Anaya on the show, and I'm sure they're going to go, because now there's not a number, so they're going to go, hey, there's two new dude bombshells. Like maybe Anaya can find someone now.

She's not. She's going to be done. But it's such a cop out to me, dude. Here was the recoupling. Like, you all had your chances. We had our prisoner's dilemma.

you fucking lost, good day. And don't even get me started on how much better I think the show would be if she wasn't there. I know. But I'm also like, just, this is the game. This is the game you have to go.

That feels like she got off too easy to me. No, she did. She did. Listen, Anaya has been ruining the show from the start. And the reason I'm so upset is because... I loved her the first week.

Remember? Yeah, she was like a best friend choice. Yeah. The reason I am upset truly is because she is a force. Like she is not a square. She's not an ugly looking woman. She's got a lot of depth to her.

She cares. She's a nice girl. She's beautiful. And she just continued to like, Casey pulled soul for a chat for 30 seconds. First time he's ever even looked another girl's way. Make this mistake of his life. After constant reassurance and he said it tonight too, he was like, I, nobody picked me at the start. Like, you picked, oh my gosh, that's the other thing.

She picked, uh, uh, fucking sincere at the start. Yeah. Yeah. Because, all because Casey said he liked plants. like in fairness red flag someone's like you like cats dogs and like I like plants that's a very big red flag

but I think like you said she's was our best friend I still would put her as a best friend just not as someone I'd like to be in relationship with because she's so jealous especially after tonight he was made to look like such a villain tonight and the guy really has not done anything wrong

correct it was constant reassurance to Anaya the entire time since episode one he constantly was like hey like I'm feeling you like He said that too. He did say his thing was physical touch and she refuses to touch him. She's a grandma because she's a fucking grandma. He still constantly tried to get to know her. He kept choosing her and kept getting to know her even after he didn't get shows in the first night by her. And then as soon as like he tries to pursue one girl, within 30 seconds, she's over there. And she was disrespectful as fuck about it. She was like, she like made him look dumb in front of soul. And he just was like, okay dokey. Yeah. Yeah. He like didn't know how to respond to her just being like a total dick to him. Like they were wiped up within the first three days. Dude. And everyone. And everyone. And everyone. on the fucking show is sick of it, dude. She turns every single, like Trinity will be like talking to, or Jen's talking, right? And she's like, oh, Trinity, come here.

Oh, my God, I don't know what to do about Gall. And then Anaya will walk by. So she's like, oh, come sit down. And she was like, I'm just telling Trinity, I don't know what to do about Gall. And I was like, I know. So Casey and me. And I'm like, shut the fuck up. Like listen to somebody else.

Yeah, dude. Everyone else is doing shit, dude. I actually got rattled. I know you love Titi now because she fucking put it on you at the end there. It was like she stood by, there was a first time anybody's ever stood by Casey. But dude, I didn't like, at night two, when Casey goes, I'm actually going to sleep with Sydney tonight, T.T. went full Anaya. Like, she was like, okay, do you? You know what? Fucking do you? And I was like, oh, my God.

That, Casey's constantly stuck in these things where he's forced to be like, uh, like, mature and okay, because he's dealing with people who are emotionally not as mature as he is. And he was so good about like not making it a big deal and just kind of sticking through it with Anaya and choosing humor instead of confrontation. Yeah. So like, he knew from the start, she was a little over the top with like controlling him. So he just said, all right, I'm going to be more mature about it. And now, unfortunately, it was bound to blow up anyway. But so like, it was bound to blow up. It happened tonight. Yep. And I just really hope he doesn't get a ton of flack from the audience, even though he's going to. Dude, okay. So I have, I have some gameplay stuff for you guys. One,

I thought Corey, I initially hated Corey and it was no fault of his own. It was only because he was with Trinity. And I love Trinity and price more than I love my own life. So I was like, I can't, I can't like you, Corey. But then he was like, all good. I don't even like Trinity. I like Melanie. And I was like, okay, I'm all in on Corey now. Dude, gameplay-wise, you're coming in, Casamore, you're here for three days.

They've been together three weeks. You know what you're doing, right? Like, actually, that's kind of why I got mad at Seoul early when she was like, or I guess it wasn't her fault. But the bombshell thing is a thing, right? It's a, this is how this game works. You got mad at Soul, why? Because I was pissed there when she started bawling crying when they pied her.

And I was like, shut the fuck up, Soul. But then she was like, I didn't do anything wrong, what she didn't. She didn't. And also it was weird of the dudes to like, do that. like first of all she was getting so closed off it was so clicky yeah and then all of the sudden like if it was from the girls that'd be one thing it'd be like okay obviously like they're very insecure like soul's a perfect looking girl yeah yeah like that was one of the most unbelievable woman i've ever seen in my life and all the dudes felt the same way like that's i think was a big

thing too for some of the guys was like my lord yeah that woman is perfect looking it would be so like obviously my partner would get up so's like oh why do you want to talk to her because she's so i think a lot of them were scared shitless like soul was too when she walked off the show. So right when she left as well. And she said her thing about like, oh, it's a couple's island.

It's like she's not wrong. Everyone was locked in from day one, even to people that they didn't pick in like Casey's situation, which he said in tonight's episode where he's like, nobody picked me the first day. Yeah. And it's like, and now you're expected to be totally loyal to producers matching you guys up.

A borderline stranger. It's like, arranged marriage. When he said tonight's like, you don't know me. And she was like, yes, I do, Casey. It's like,

no, you do not. You don't know my family. You don't. know anything, you know very surface level things. And honest to fuck, you know me the least out of any other couple because you don't talk to me. We just argue. And then you go complain. It's either we argue, like, we haven't had a real

conversation other than a scold of you telling me I'm too silly. And literally like four episodes. Holy shit, Danny. Where have you been on our other? Everybody else. Yep. Like he's been treated like shit this whole time. Yes, he has. Like they're going to get flipped. They're going to flip it to make an eye look like the victim when really the big victim is the three-ling, the bilingual

fucking six-40. Is Carl. Yeah. Okay. Carl was crying. Dude, Carl's, the cuts to Carl. Like, can we talk about Carl? But he's like, it's okay. We should all wore black. We should all wear black for Carl's fucking. Yeah.

Carl's funeral. Dude, but yo, and that's another reason they should have jacked her because then Carl just goes home with her. They're going to, yeah, they're just not going to get the money, but they're probably going to have, like, go, dude. Go back. Do you know how much little attraction she has for that man? Correct.

Well, that's her problem, dude. Because you understand how great her their conversation was. Yep. So if she was normal, like if she wasn't in her normal, like blinded itself for Casey, I think Anaya pre-show would have been very enamored. They were playing volleyball together. But because post shows, she probably will as well. Now, Casey's not an option.

She's not doing it for the show. But it's also, too, she doesn't like KC. It's the act of, it's like, it's a battle within herself. It's nothing to do with Casey. Because she doesn't feel pretty enough because Casey didn't choose her. It's not because she's in love with KC. It could be any guy. So now that Casey didn't choose her, like she wants to reverse it in her head and be like,

I need to get him. I need to get him. I need to get him. Because if I don't, I'm not pretty enough. But you get the bilingual guy who chose you. who in reality she was probably, she'd be way more into. Yeah. This guy's way more like her style and speed, but because she's so like, it's just KC,

because Casey didn't choose her, not because she's into KC. And they weren't compatible from the very beginning. If Carl hadn't chose her at the start, it'd be vice versa. Yeah, yeah. It's just the guy who didn't choose her. Yep. It's a blank face. So this, I'm going to, I was going to say something else earlier.

I'll save that now because this is my second gameplay question. If you are a Naya, and I guess this kind of got ruined because they didn't dump her, which I thought they were about to. If I was a Naya, man. You rule the world. I would rule the world. So, dude, if you're in Naya, you, I guess you're both going to tell me she didn't know, but you know Casey is picking someone.

She did. So just hear me out though. Just hear me out. Okay. You're right. You know, you know Casey is picking someone. He's coming back with a girl. You know this.

But deep in your heart, you want to fight for him still. Pick a guy so you can stay on the fucking show. And then when he comes back, you go, dude, I picked the guy because I knew you were going to fucking take T.T. let's have a fucking conversation. I still have feelings for you. How do you feel? And it's the Melanie sincere and soul thing

where he goes, wow, you're right, I'm coming back. Like, take a guy and now you're fine. But you know, but the fuck part is, it's so easy for us because there's no feelings involved. Yeah. If we were in love with Casey the way she is and they're just in love

with the idea of Casey is what she is, we would sit there and it would all come down to like, I know he's coming back with somebody. Yeah. But what if he doesn't? And if you, what if he doesn't?

And then I look like the dick, right? Because if she, I said, if she took Carl and then Kate, out of safety and then Casey came back alone. And she just falls to the floor and the stage. Like she just fucking like she got stabbed. Like she jumps

she jumps off the villa into the water. It just says it just says Anaya is off the show. Anaya has been off the child like she's dead. Anaya just yeah. She's swimming with the fishers. When the guys came back obviously they know what the situation is back on the

and you know if they're coming out with a girl or by themselves. I was convinced because they're all sitting on the couch together You imagine Bryce is somebody Would be like, yo, you got a fucking. Yeah, dude, he goes to me He goes, why doesn't Bryce tap and I go take someone? Like, I know what's cut.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, drink somebody. Because the last guy that did you hear about the last guy That did that, what the producers did? No. What happened? Exactly. Oh. Fuck around.

Yeah, you cannot fuck him out of the entire. You can't fuck around a lot of them. I dare you to. I dare you to. Well, during all, cameras everywhere. During tonight's episode, the only time, we were talking about how annoying it is that they keep using slime for the challenges.

They should use slime for the eliminations. When someone's, like, bawling their eyes there, just how much worse the situation would get? You have a bucket of slime dropping on top of you while you're crying over your heartbreak. Because they sign all that paperwork at the start to be on the show. Like, if you just hide that page, like, page 13,

you know, to be, like, subject to be slimmed during elimination. Tribe is focused. Yeah. Randomly just like, boom. And, like, play the Nickelodeon music and everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Come out with a little fucking orange blimp.

Yeah. And pie. And, yeah. That would, like, I would cry. If I was on the show and a girl didn't choose me and then I just got pied in the face and everyone like at the whole all the contestants are just like

oh! There's like sound effects fart noises coming in. They hit a trap door and I fall all the way to my death. God, Mr. Beast, dude. Love Island is Mr. Beast. Yeah. Okay, second gameplay thing I wanted to ask, or not ask, I just wanted to commend. Corey, dude, that is how you play

the game when you are a CASA person because the girls in CASA were just being like, what's up? I feel you. Like, do you like me more than your girl? which is kind of an uphill battle because the guys have like, I've been with them three weeks, right? Whereas Corey went, dude, jugular.

When he got with Melanie, he was like this, yo, you forget, I've been watching on TV for three weeks. Sincere is a scumbag. And I can see the shit that they don't show you because I get to watch it on TV. I know it didn't quite work, but that was good. Well, normally they're like, hey, the guy you're wits like no good.

I treat you a lot better. That's like a sleazy thing. But in this case, it was like actually true and genuine. And he was like, you got to get out of that. You got to get out of that. No one knows that about sincere. She's, like, confused on what he's saying, though. She doesn't understand he's a pathological liar.

She just thinks he's a fuck boy. Yeah, right. So, like, there's a huge difference. Like, he was trying to say, like, listen, like, whatever room sincere's in, he is on that person's team. So, like, there is no, he's never going to have your back because whoever your enemy is, he will talk to them and he will agree with your, like, yeah, yeah. That's who this guy, like, he is a pathological liar to his core.

Yes. He has not said a single truthful thing on this show other than his, like, little weird quotes. and again, you know, misusing words as a telltale sign. Danny goes, sincere thinks he's fucking rolled ball. No, he does, dude, because every, when you're all officers,

especially when you're using wrong words, like this dude is performatively speaking. Like he knows, like he is, he's very careful and calculated with what he says. And like, soul saw right through it. And the producers were like, that's our superstar, so we gotta get soul out.

Yeah, yeah, correct. That's musty TV. So if the audience picks up too quick that he's a fucking idiot, then you're correct. You're 100. I feel like people. Get soul out.

Get soul out. I feel like people got, on the anti-sincere train pretty early though. Yes. Yeah. I think the Casa girls, the way the Casa girls moved around him, even during the first,

like when they were doing all the grinding stuff, like, normally like, like, when the show first started, sincere was one of the most sought after dudes because, in reality, he is one of the most objectively attractive looking dudes. When they were in Casa, like, you could tell he was the sixth option. Correct.

Because they, there's not, obviously, Melanie included, Melanie will cut me. He is a psychopath. They can see through, like, girls. They've already seen. Girls are better than men at seeing through that shit. So like the dudes are all thinking, Which it's got to be a superpower when you enter into a social environment where you have seen the social environment like a god where you've seen every interaction. You know all the players.

Like literally we're getting dumped onto the islands. Yeah. And we can we know okay this person to play this person I can do ABC a D. I know what to say. And this is their weaknesses. This is like their insecurities and everything else. It's actually shocking that more people from Casa didn't stay in the game considering the advantage that they have. Exactly. Yeah. It almost makes you think like some of the. these dudes are just doing pushups in their room all day and not watching the fucking show. Yeah. What the fuck, dude? Somebody's just like, you know, I guarantee a giga chat was looking in the mirror being like, I'm the fucking man. Yep.

I don't watch Love Island. I'm not going to watch the show. When you get kicked off of the show, which is bad for the girls from Casa who don't even get a scene of them getting eliminated. Yeah. They just never get to be seen again. It's kind of unfair. Yeah.

That sucks. That is brutal. Yeah. That really sucks. But it's like, what do you do yourself after you've been like the worst rejection of your life, which by the way, every girl you, you're, you know, you're ever going to date or every guy you're ever going to date in the future is going to look you up and see you on Love Island and that's going to be like your thing and it's going to be so much

harder for you to date people in the future like what do you do at yourself for that evening that drive home stopping off at like in and out being like having the saddest double double by yourself and you have like 40k more followers on Instagram like the cloud's going to be all right these people like Sean should not if you're a scum like sincere is going to have yeah that's true not the call sincere scumback because again it's reality TV these things are bad at it bad at it Yeah, but the, uh, like, Sears a scumbag. Sorry. Like, that's what the population's going to, going to conclude.

And, you know, your, your dating life is kind of over. If you're given a bad rep, oh, yeah, a bad rap on, on a show like this. You know what I was going to say about what you said about the girls not being seen again, Sean? I think they did that because of, they killed them. They had the elimination of the other girl. Oh, yeah, right. Because that net, like, they probably would have brought them all out, but because of, they just, they just kind of like, we're just moving out. We'll do it.

And that's the way they, like, can hide it. We'll hide this side. of it because it doesn't matter. Yeah. Yeah, go. Like, yeah, 100%. Like, I don't know. Do you think they got slimed off camera? I can only, I can only hope, dude.

I can only fucking hope. They're like contractually you have to get slime. They give you a little packet of slime to take home. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just do yourself. Yeah, a little good bag. We're not going to do it for you, but you can slime yourself at home. Three other ending thought, like, end of the like recoupling thoughts, I should say.

We'll take home slime. Jen and, and, uh, Gall. Gall, not even kissing her. I don't even like, he doesn't even like her, dude. She goes, I'll take gall,

and he goes like this. Thank you. He's like, like, one arm. So that's my thing with the show. He didn't even kiss her when he sat down.

He was just like, I guess I'm here for the ride. That is so producer driven right there. Because it's like, like everybody knows they aren't into each, or he's not into her. Yeah. So by doing that,

now Kenzie, now we have drama between Kenzie and her. Yeah. Now Kenzie's going to keep, like he's obviously going to pursue Kenzie the moment shit to go back to the villa. Yep. And now, you know, they're there.

But, like, next episode, those two are going to talk. I guarantee you, next episode they're going to talk for chat. Jen, Kenzie thing. So this is like every other interaction. Why is it that everyone's, everyone takes such offense on this show of anyone, they're coupling that they've just been into. And so they'd be like, is there anyone else you'd like to talk to this other girl, maybe? And then it's like, they get all pissy.

Kenzie's kind of the driver of that. Dude, and they get furious. It's so crazy. I don't understand. It's the point of a show. It's like, do you not know that you're on a television show and this is the idea? Like, in real life, that would be sucky. you're like with somebody and be like, hey, I really like you,

but just let you know there's a sort of girl. But it's not real life. You're on a reality TV show and there's $100,000 up for grass. And I will, or actually, that's a good point, but I was going to say, because I'm so with you, I would, this is how it should go in my mind. Let's use the Jen, Kenzie, and Gall example perfectly because I have something to say about this.

Jen, you have just met Gall. She goes, how's it going? Anyone else you want to talk to you? And he goes, I'd be down to talk to Kenzie a little bit. She should go, no problem. We just met. then he should go talk to Kenzie and Kenzie I think if she does like Dylan

which she does should go oh I'm obviously thank you I'm flattered for chatting but I like Dylan and I don't want to step on Jen's toast but instead Kenzie is such a pick me that she's like I want I like dude later on Jen goes Kenzie just likes two people to talk to and Katie goes I agree I didn't want to be the one to say it

but like Kenzie loves that shit and I'm like Kenzie that is your fucking friend She's constantly said it too she's like I want guys to I want guys to chase me I want to feel like a princess. It's like, like, you're, you're doing that. But at some point, you got to get tagged, right? Yes. You got to get chased. God damn. Or you got to get caught, I guess. You just consistent. And there was another time, too, I forget, I forget who she was talking to or what girl it was, but it was the, it was one of the moments when she started, she was in a couple.

And she was, I think she was with Caleb and she started pursuing Corbyn or one way, or one of the other, something like that. And there was a girl on that start, I think it was Beatrice or somebody started pursuing Corbyn or had a conversation with her, him. And like, she was like so... I think it was Melanie because it was his actual couple. Like he got recoupled with Melanie. Yeah, Melanie was like, I can't do anything unless you give me the green light. She's like, obviously I'm like not happy about it, but you can't. It's like, what? You're currently pursuing somebody else because you don't... It's insane. Like, what's with you? What's with the territorial shit? That was fucking bullshit. And so, dude, the other recoupling thing I wanted to talk to you guys

about was the Corbin reaction, like when he came out as the chicks, when fucking nuclear, dude, the boo-birds came out. They booed him. But how he booed him on TV? How about him just like taking it and like giving a perfect response back where like obviously I like I'm not you know he was like he felt bad but he was just like I made my decision like what do you want me to do now and Janie to your point the hypocrisy like she

okay she the only only small step she has to stand on is she goes I saw the video of him going Kenzie out the window or whatever but she went too far with it right but just like we saw all of that could have been night one and then the whole rest of the time

he could have been like God I miss Kenzie so much. She doesn't know any of that. And she went fucking so nuclear, fucking all in on Dylan, all in on Jen's man. And then she comes back and the girls are killing Corbett. And he's like, she also picked someone else. And literally Trinity was like, oh, or I think it might have been Cato's like as soon as you get a new piece of meat in front of your face, you jump ship. But that's literally what you did to Caleb like four episodes ago. She jumps, oh, Corbin bigger. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. A piece of meat. Yeah. Jumps over to him because he is more of a real, you know, like he. Oh, yeah. He's way.

more of an honest cowboy than Caleb is. We all know Caleb secretly is. You're right. That guy's body counts probably 45 back in his little town where he's from. Everybody knows Caleb is. He's cleaned up the whole town. Dude, did you guys see, by the way, Caleb is in a minor cancellation on the internet right now? Who isn't? Well, because like his boys,

apparently him and his boys, you're going to fucking love this. I'm going to love this because I'm right about it. All, Caleb and his boys started an Instagram account together and it got popular and they started growing a fandom and then he hijacked took the password and then has been running it himself.

And now he doesn't speak to them anymore. And now he's on Love Island and he's getting internet famous. And they have completely left in the dust. And they're like his friends from home and they're like, why did you do that? And it's like lifting content. Yeah, he's just like, it's a, it's a, it's a, like, a fitness. He's just like kind of a solo don't know and now like he's a big like, like this guy. And then he comes on the show trying to be all like honest and nice and just because he has an accent from North Carolina.

It's like, bro, you're not a gentleman. If you were a gentleman, you go sign up for the bachelor or something. Or you stole your boy's account. Or you just be a normal dude. Yeah. You're on Love Island. This is the, like, they slut men out on the show, bro. You were telling me today about the Bachelor, it sounds, or a Bachelorette.

The Bachelorette. Sounds hilarious. 30 grown men full of testosterone. Pursuing one woman. And it is the most must see TV. Releasing pheromones everywhere. And it's like, it's like, it's a black light in there, pheromones everywhere.

It's a villa full of men. Look at their bloodhounds, dude. It's full of men. And they're all just like, they're all getting like, they're all egoing each other out and fucking lifting. Just to get just one talk. One glance at this beautiful. beautiful angel. And some guys, you know, just they can only just see her, you know, they're on the

ground just crawling up to her, maybe kiss your feet. Some guys get a smooch. You know, it's just so good to see the dynamic. I assume these guys are all like 10 out tens as well. Oh yeah. Yeah. So they're not used to having to like compete. Dude, it is, it goes against all biology. And it's one of the funniest shows. Like it's, I, I don't like watching The Bachelor because it's like a bunch of girls going after one guy. It's like, he's going to be fine. At the end of the day, that's gross. Yeah. A bunch of guys going after one girl is just, it's just, it's, it's, it's, it's, It's perfect TV. It's like the conversations

between these dudes is unbelievable because it's always like one guy comes back so what did you do out there is like oh we had a really cool talk you know and there's always there's always one dude who's always

one dude is the secret alpha in the boys group who like in his head is like she didn't even fucking look at me yeah yeah it's a few of steams coming out of his ears Sean there's also the golden bachelor

you know what the golden bachelor I don't want to hear about your weird search history no it's that show but it's just people over 65 Oh, incredible. So it's a boomer. There's a boomer show?

Boomer Bassler. Boomer Bassler, and they didn't call it Boomer Bastard? Which is a devastating. Producers need to get new jobs. Way less testosterone. It's still a must-eat-TV? Yeah, yeah, yeah, still must-eat. I say it's a lot more minion memes.

Yeah, oh, yeah. Correct. A lot of candy crush being played. Royal Kingdom now. Okay, I'm going to take you guys to some highlights for me, and if you remember any of your, we do some awards at the end, too. Awesome. Okay.

some highlights for me you brought this up to me earlier Sean we always get some good new slang every week and French fries French fries I'd never heard that before until this show That was jarring I don't like it

It was Trinity says it to She's like one of you She's like which one of you was doing French fries It was way too loud to be kissing Is what they said What the fuck I think all of us Immediately were like stop Google Urban dictionary French fries

I thought it was fingering But then Sean was like it's it's like the act of getting your hand into a small area right isn't that where it comes from I think I I'm not a fan of it I think there's better visual cues you can give with a phrase than French frying I was like Jesus Christ I also think that it just gives away exactly like I just think French frying just sounds I don't know what it is but it sounds provocative yeah yeah there's a better

way to get the message across what are you hiding without like getting that message across good point talking about like taking your hand like an Italian well that's what According to Urban Dictionary, I think, according to Urban Dictionary, French frying is Italian chefing a woman. Okay, got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I just thought it was like,

I assumed this was French fries. So like that, I know, I know Caleb at one time mentioned to it because they were talking to, he was talking to one dude about what happened last night. He was like,

did you play a little DJ board or whatever? Oh, yeah, I heard that comment. Yeah, yeah. That I can understand a little bit more. That one's been, that's a tail as oldest time. And it also doesn't come off as super provocative

because it gets a normal phrase. Yeah. But like French frying is not a normal phrase in real life. Yeah, correct. DJing is a thing. French flying. Like,

that sounds like fucking. You're correct. Like, that just sounds like a way to say fucking. Like two French people fuck. Like, when being his girlfriend? Damn, dude.

There was some Trinity, there's always some Trinity goat moments. Dude, you know how, well, Bryce has been showing Zach's dick a lot? We've been talking about that a lot.

Yeah, see, that's why I know Bryce isn't gay. Dude, there was a, yeah, correct. That might have to get taken out too. No, that was fucking great, dude.

I just think, I think it's a very one-sided crush between those two. Me too. Zach's going, can I see your dick, Bryce is going, sure. Zach would never willingly show his flaccid penis to his crush. Yes, and, but Bryce would because he's not into Zach.

That's my boy. That's my boy. Yeah, and that's what you do with your boys. You show them your weiner. Dude, so, too. Everybody take your dicks out right now. That's what your boys do. If these cameras were off,

everybody, you guys would see my winner. I've just learned that that's no one here is my boy. Fuck. Everybody get naked. Just wait, buddy. John, before we leave, me and you bathroom. All right. But you know what I mean?

Yep. So, so. So, so then Trinity. goes to bright, they should have talking about that. They're like, you always showing exactly dick. And Trinity's like this, I've never seen a white dick. It was cute. It was cute.

And she goes, let me see it. And he goes, I'm soft. And she goes, and she goes, oh, it's cute. I almost, exactly what every man wants to hear. And then she talked about it, but she talked about it with her girl after. Yeah. And it wasn't in a way of like, like, she, you could tell she was, she liked that. Yeah.

Well, she liked it. She used cute again. And that's two scenes one after the other where she was describing it as cute. I stood up off the couch when I heard that. Me too. Dude, me too. I was up in the air. Because my dick looks cute too,

when it doesn't apply. Yeah, wait. Is it better or worse if it doesn't look cute? Dude, if it's soft, you can get a cute and it's a compliment. If it's hard,

and she goes, that's cute. It is a dagger. What if it looks like a dead baby mouse? Yeah, like if she goes, if she like hesitates a little bit, you're just like,

fuck. It's all over. It's all over. Like a hesitation, then a cute. It's the worst thing. It's cute. Yeah.

Blow my fuck. Oh man. It's like, oh, that's something, Brycey. Then in the live stream, when, you know, all the girls are making out, like the girls are watching CASA, there was all the, all the villa girls were tweaking, right? Because they're so pissed. But Trinity had an amazing line. She was mad at Bryce because he's making out of everybody. And she goes, she goes, Bryce is giving me the ick because he's looking so scrawny. That's how you know she's in love with that. That's how you know she's in love with that, man. She's like, look at fucking Bryce scrawny ass, bitch.

That's some shit you say about your husband. Yes. Like that is some shit you say about a man you're married, not like, like, like a guy you're dating. That's so fucking funny. She's obsessed to that guy. Bryce and Trinity are winning this. She is fully upset. Oh yeah.

Oh, dude. They're winning this. Because Bryce is just like, and it's so funny because they show old clips of Bryce. Like he clearly was friend to Kada. Yeah. And they like got on, they like got so mad at soul for saying that on after son.

When it was just, that is the truth. Like Bryce literally said Kada's my type. Yes. And he literally was perfect with Trinity and he like pursued that a little bit. But like even having those hiccups, they're still so clearly the favorites,

which just speaks to how, like, perfect those to it. Like, their relationship is just, like, perfect. Well, maybe his type is money, and she's going to be rich after they win this. I think it's real. Yeah, he, I think he comes from money, too. Oh, I didn't even think about that. He has, like, a social media history.

Yeah, interesting. He's been, like, big on the internet for a little bit, I think. Okay. Yeah. Well, he's into modeling, which is a risky career move to make if you're not into modeling. He's like a Tumblr boy. Or not coming from money. He's got some old Tumblr photos that.

went viral back in the day. But you can look up, you can see, like, he's like photos of Bryce from like 2016. Fuck yes. Ooh,

2016 and Bryce. So that would be interesting. Yeah, yeah. But he's like, he's 29 right now. Yeah, yeah, okay, so he's a little bit,

he's like a couple years younger than me. That makes sense. That makes sense. Because I was thinking they're all like 22. Yeah, you know, like, 12 year old.

He's a 12 year old. I think the second homeless is like 26, 25, 26. But he's like, yeah, he's a few years old and everybody. Yeah. He shows because he's just like, he's a very mature dude he's awesome yeah yeah uh in a in a 21 episodes of kensi being crazy

her when the girls were at kasa and they were screaming fuck you kasa her doing anger splits was like when she was bouncing up and down yeah screaming fuck you that might have been the craziest thing i've ever seen that's my thing like when you look back on season eight that's gonna be the stuff like that is what you're gonna remember yeah that's why a girl like her and melanie and sincere those three are going to be on the show till end because they are the show. Like, there are people out there that saw that clip, having not been, they're not watching Love Island right now.

They saw those angry splits and were like, I need to watch this right now. And then all these got all these new viewers, because that was one of the funniest things. Dude, I was pissing myself. Like to twerk before, too, she was like, fuck you, fuck you. And then just starts shaking ass. And then, like, she stops.

It's a hell of a defense mechanism. She's, like, walking towards the girls, and then she's like, no, fuck it. It goes back and then just slams her pelvis on the floor like eight times. Dude, they can't even remotely see you. Like, it's not like, no. They're like it from a distance. They're like, oh, is she rage splitting?

Like, they are separated by a wall. I was even curious when they were saying, when they were shouting, fuck you, Kasa. And then it cuts to an edit of the girls over in Kassel and like, what? Yeah. I'm curious if they actually heard that. They can. They can. No, they can because it's, honestly, although, maybe they can't.

Because they, when they cut to each villa, they are pretty far away. Yeah. But I remember, I don't think it was, I don't think it was last season. I'm pretty sure it was season six. Like Kasa and the other villa were like right next to each other. So they were like... Oh, you could actually hear them like over a wall. Yeah, they was like this time...

You'd be making like MacGyver contraptions to Home Alone messages over the wall and stuff, yeah. Because I saw a cut one time this season and there's some distance in between those. So that might have been... They do that aerial shot at night and it's just all like dark forest until it hits the... Yeah, yeah, they are pretty separated. I think they... That was iconic. It was dude.

That's why that girl will be on it. Like, she's awful, right? But she's perfect. Like she's, she is that woman I can't. Every night, I'm like, what is he going to do? The most scared I've been on this show so far is my next talking point when the 12 dudes showed up and they go, they went down the line. And I said to myself, they better not all do intros.

Because like that, in those intros take, so I was like, am I about to get 12 fucking intros right now? They didn't, but they went like this. Each guy went like this. They went, Ariana went, hey, step up. And he went, hell, what's up? I'm, I'm Che and like, great to meet you. And then all six villa girls in unison were going, hi.

Yeah. Oh, thank you. That blew my mind. This is some Stefford Wives. Like, what in the fuck is happening? I would get back on the boat. Dude, cruise away. It was saying the same word.

It was like a sing-song. It was no like uniformity to it. It wasn't like they were saying like, hi, thank you for each individual. And it was like, oh. Like, it was everything was unique, but in unison. So up ladies, like, huh. Also, y'all, everyone,

I just wanted one guy to come out because it was just guy after guy being like, hi, you're all gorgeous. Yeah. And they go, ha, thank you. And it would be like, I think you're all gorgeous. Yeah.

And just like, Every single guy had the same, the word gorgeous came up eight times alone, but it was all like, you're all beautiful. Like one guy should have been like, so bitches. Yeah. They should just set himself apart. You guys are beautiful. So I'm so stoked to be here. A lot of that.

I'm just so stoked to be here. You guys are gorgeous. Like, all right. Yeah. Set yourself apart. After hearing, if your plan was, I'm going to say everyone here is gorgeous. And then you hear 11 guys ahead. You say that.

Don't say that. Come up with something more you eat. You say you're the epitome of gorgeous. Yeah. You're the epitome of gorgeous. Yeah, one guy's just like, I'm here to kill. Yeah. I'm not here to make friends.

You go to this, body count six. I'm trying to get up that body count by six. Yo, real quick, Ariana, I don't want to me, I don't want to fucking cut you off, but body counts down the line. Let's hear. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you could organize yourselves and body count lowest, the highest left to right right now. So, yo, so you're pretty hot.

You're pretty hot, not my type. Yeah. Just start doing that. That would have played. Like five of you are gorgeous. Dude, horrible. Five of you're gorgeous. Find out tomorrow who I think is.

Yeah. Who is or is. I'm shooting your shot. I actually love. Take your fucking... Like this. You specifically are gorgeous. You know, like that way...

If I'm not getting with you, I'm getting back on that boat and going home. And then you'd have to give them a chance. Some guys were just happy to be there, man. Yeah, correct. They didn't come to play, man. It's not how you play the game. Just blessed to be here. Yep.

Yeah, but now we're here, son. Right? Let's... Now we're in Fiji. Really disappointed because... There was... There could have been so much meme father with... Yes.

With Gigachad. God. And Gygad not surviving really annoys me. It was last night that I binged them all. Yeah, that is a really good point, actually. He was perfect. He was so perfect. Last night when I was binging at all that scene, when they're pulling up on the boat

with the 12 dudes, I literally got up out of my chair and was like, this is what this, because it reminds me of the Bachelorette. Like, this is what this shows about. The camera like goes over, the drone pans over and it's 12 grown men. Like, just like, just like shaking ass. Like, oh, we're so excited. It's like, like, it's 12 grown men. Just fucking enamored with themselves, like, getting ready to, they're all like,

they're all like getting slutted out at the top of the, Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I get oiled up, boys. Like, here's 12 more

male prostitutes to the Love Island. Straight from the factory. And they were from a lab. There's not a single dude. Like, I remember seeing them all like, am I going to be

semi attracted to one of these men? It was unbelievable the level of quality from like a Zach and a Corby these guys to the 12 just shop houses they brought over. Like, and honestly,

the six girls in Casa were pretty good looking. And then they doubled down. They were like, here's six ugly dudes and then let me times it by two four. Yeah, here's two of six more. There's two girls.

Like, So now this girls have to deal with two guys. Apart from giga Chad, I will say, I think that you're right, that the original cast of guys were all. And they had to grow on you too. Yes, they did. Like, there was a couple guys were after some conversations. Like Carl, Carl, yeah. Carl looks like, like, kind of looks like my dentist, so he kind of looks pretty normal.

And then you have a conversation with him and you're like, okay, he's, like, I can see why girls would find him a track. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's, you know, there should be a couple where you're like. Just man rocket. There should be. I mean, come on. dude it's like a like a marble

Greek statue true but he like he's five compared to Zach dude you a fucking stroke Zach dude he looks like the Prince of Egypt he looks biblical bro he straight up looks like he's gonna be in the

Odyssey yeah no but he looks like he looks old testament you know what I mean yeah you know what Che looks old testament well Zach looks like BBC dude BC he looks old Testament yeah Zach is what Jesus was correct yeah Zach was

walking around before, yeah, he was there. Zach was a blonde, white American, Evan, what are you talking about? I mean, Jesus was. Yeah, wait, Jesus was a blonde white American, what are you talking about? He was on earth when Jesus died and came back. He actually was. Like, those three days, like, he was like, yo, he heard it, like, it took him a while to hear it,

but, like, he has the cup of Christ somewhere. Yeah, yeah. He drinks, he eats grapes, he wears robes. Like, is he not one of the brothers, like Joseph in the big coat? Yeah, he had the military coat. He was one of the brothers in that family. Yeah, he put that through Joseph into the ditch and, like, beat him up. Dude, well, you're talking hot dudes. How about this? How about this moment when Corbyn is

talking to the Persian cat? And he goes, you know, I didn't think there was someone else in the world like me. Good looking, almost perfect. Like smart, funny. I was like, bro. That's my thing. That's my thing. That's my thing. All 12 of these CASA guys, you had to be like, okay, it takes a conversation to get attractive. With Corbyn, it takes, like, he's perfect. And then when he starts talking, you're like, oh, okay, this guy's fucking weird. But like, there's, the original cast of dudes is like sincere, really good looking. And then once you start speaking and moving, you're like, all right, I can see why Carl's way better looking than you since you inside here.

What's the bigger superpower? To be physically attractive, but personality, not so much? Or your personality is very attractive, but physically not so much? Both. They're both superpowers, but one, you know, they'd get you into different shit. One gets you a family, the other gets you if I can go climbing at Ford. The other gets you Drake. Yeah, yeah.

Dude, so you're pretty dialed on the internet's reaction to stuff. How is Corbyn? Is Corbyn so hot that no one cares that he's making comments? It's like I didn't realize that I thought I was the only perfect person on this earth and then I found out there's another one. So, or are they like, literally that's what he said. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Normally you are done. I thought I was alone on this sphere.

No one on my level. But are people just like, all good, dude? Corbin is getting away with shit because to men, he's funny because he's so blunt. Yeah. To woman, he's respectable because he's honest. Yeah. And every time he speaks, like, he's the only dude on this show where every word that comes out of his mouth, you can tell he's not thinking or trying. Like, he's just being himself.

Yep. He's just talking. He's never lied. He's just fully on. Everything that comes out of his mouth is not calculated. It's totally truthful. And girls are so much better at picking up on that. Yes. Women know that way. So they, that's why the girls like get mad at him sometimes. But in reality, it's also too, he's the only one that can check Kenzie. Because Kenzie like says some shit to him, but immediately like takes her guard down because he'll he'll just bluntly reply to her like, no, I didn't say that. No, I told you I was going to do that. Well, I let you know you could do that. Like he, because he's so blunt. That's why he's getting away with everything he's saying because people are always going to respect honesty over anything else. And the girls love that. And the dudes, obviously, online are just like, he looks cool and he is cool because he says funny stuff. It's a simpler thing for dudes. How long is it going to take for the girls to forgive Corbyn?

A day. Yeah, dude, I promise you. Because he is so. He's going to tell him what's up, dude. Also, he did nothing wrong. He's going to go, Kenzie pick someone, too. He didn't do anything wrong. If he had been with any other girl, it'd be like, okay, Corbin, you fucked up.

But he is with the girl. The baddest bitch in the villa. To her. Like, yeah, she is misbehaved more than any other, more than Gabe. Yeah, it's correct. Like, that's why, you know, she was getting all pissy. Like, I don't feel like I'm lustful. Like, shut the fuck up, dude.

Take a walk, dude. Take a lap, bro. He requested a cowboy. Yeah. They bring in a true North Carolina. Yeah. Well, he's full of shit. He's full of shit.

He's full of shit. I got family from North Carolina. I know. He speaks that language. I can hear it in his voice. And she chooses the 6-4 giga-chat Corbin because she's fucking enamored with his forearm veins. Like, she just wants to fucking fuck this guy.

And, like, you know, and I'm pretty sure. her, he French fried. He DJed her. Yeah, yeah. And then she's like, that's lustful, dude. She is very lustful. Also, you know, the constant just banging your pelvis had gone on the floor.

That's a little sexual thing. That's pretty lustful. You know, it's just like anytime, anytime she can, you know, break out a split. Yeah, she doesn't. She does it. A casual split is always a good telltile sign to me that, my lord, what is she doing behind closed doors?

Yeah, correct. If you're doing this in front of, I don't know. Were those? Well, this might have to get. Now she's doing this, she's doing, no, dude, she's getting fucking massages from Dillon at the spa. Were those condoms? Dude.

Yeah. I don't know what those were. Well, we never got to see them getting used, so I presume they were condoms. I thought they were like spa stones, like hot. But they were like purple. They were like purple flat squares. I was like, are they some sort of like wiping thing? Yeah, like an alcohol pad or something.

Is he kind of like, are they like weird tea bags that he's hoping it's like set the aroma? Dude, maybe tea bags actually. They might have teaback. I think that's pretty much like I was doing it. set a spa here. I'm working with a wooden deck. Dude, I think I'll put down a love island spa, brought Kedzi out and had six condoms laid out there. I literally think that's what he did. He was like, he was going to do a full rally. Every conversation she has with a man too, like, can they not just sit on the bench and talk?

He's like on top. He's literally like a like a predator spider on top. Dude, when he was giving a massage like this. Rub her arm and it's like and he was like, and dude, I was like, dude, don't squat on. The conversation wasn't like sexual. They weren't like making it. It was like, it was like, So like, what's your family? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like it wasn't even, for that whole conversation, like her left arm just got caressed.

It was no massaging happening. It was like, dude, he's pulling a condom on each finger. Yeah, the condoms for her to wear. I'm gonna need you to grab your ankles. Yeah.

That was insane, dude. Those were condoms. I've never seen anything like that. You're gonna need to take your rings off. Yeah, yeah. She's, but you know what? She's must see TV.

Correct. You know what? She feels like to be, like, I feel very defensive over her, you know. Yeah, yeah. I'm rooting for her as a human being. I really am. She's great. I'm glad she exists because she's so much fun to talk about.

And she's doing her best. But unfortunately, her best sucks. Danny keeps going. She keeps going, I was in nursing school. And he's like, are you a registered nurse or you were in nursing school once? And she never, she never goes beyond. Yeah, she clearly is telling people that she dropped out of nursing school. Which is, I, the, to pursue love island.

The eye thing, I still can't get up on. She was so confident with that. The gaslighting. And the white noise. Yeah. The hypocrisy. Whereas sincere would say the hypocrisy. Yeah, yeah.

Bro. But. Dude, Sean, here's one. I cannot believe. You haven't brought up yet. I waited. I made it my last one before boards because I just wanted to know if you had it. Dude, sincere.

Minering in sign language. Oh, yeah. Bro. And then going like this. I can do it. And he's like, what do you? She's like, what do you say something? He's like, what do you say?

And he's like, I can do your name. name and just spells her name. I was like, so you can't, you don't know anything. You just know you have memorized the letters of the alphabet. I think it's called hand signing. Well, have you seen there's like a meme thing online where he does this like this hand pose quite, sincere does his hand pose quite often? And when you see this coming, you know this bullshit on the way.

It's like he's serving you the bullshit. Bro, he does do that. He does this quite a lot. Yeah. He's trying to sound intelligent because he knows he's full of shit. So he constantly is like, if I can sound like the smartest in the room, people will respect me and believe what I'm saying. And in reality, it's like you are, and Melanie, too, I feel so bad for her because she is a little nuts, okay? And I like crazy. A little? I like crazy woman too. But like she clearly is nuts and she's like obsessed with this guy. And again, she would, she would follow him into a lit fire. Correct. She would stand on it. Like if sincere said, just stand on that wood for 30 seconds. She would just keep standing there. But sincere, I'm burning alive. Just keep standing there. Sincere, I don't know if I have five seconds. Dead. Dead. Dead. Now you're dead. Now, sincere would not do.

the same. Correct. I am a firm believer like if Melanie walked off a cliff and said Sincere will be right behind me, right? He just be like, oh, fuck. He's like, in a zombie movie, Sincere is not staying behind to save you. He's getting out of it. No. He's getting the fuck out of there. And then he's telling the next group, like, I tried my best to save

everybody. Like, yeah. Like, dude, I used to live with a sincere, you know, great guy. So I can't get over why Melanie why Melanie picks Sincere only to lean into Sincere and the fight after that was one of the craziest things I've seen in this show because I was like, Corey's the man.

Is it like, is it like the biggest brain move, though? If they, like they know that they're going to be protected from getting kicked off the show. If they create the most amount of drama to stay on the show. That's them. That's their fast ball.

Yeah. So this is probably just like the big brain. These people are geniuses. But also too, like Melanie is never more attractive to sincere than when she's mad at him. Like in that moment when she was yelling at him and he was and he was just taking it all and looking at her. That's,

she loves when, because that's like, that's why she's so obsessed with sincere. She had this, that whole speech about it where it was like, bitch, every time I walk around the villa, like, I know he's looking at me. There's times where like I look over and we lock eyes, but he's already looking at me. Like she's obsessed with the way he is making himself seem obsessed with her. So that's why when she like, when she's giving him all that shit and he's just taking it

like this, she's like in her head, she's just like, oh my fucking God. Like I want to get inside this guy's skin. And him vice versa, like she has never been more attractive to me. Like these two, these two get each other off, man. And it's kind of cool to see. It kind of fires me up. Like I'm a big fan. You know, I'm a big fan of them, but I'm not. I kind of wish they would, because this is kind of like Huda with last year. I don't know if you guys know about Huda, but she was a fucking disaster, gaslighter, you know, I think she was, I think she was. Sounds like great TV.

She might be a social show. That's awesome. Great TV. And she was brought till the very end, despite the audience, like, voting or trying to vote her out a ton of times. Because what happens is they give you the vote, but then they leave it up to the islanders to who they want to keep. She would always get kept. That's what's going to happen with. It already happened with Melanie.

She already was about to get led, but she's going to get kept on since Sears always going to stay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, does the hot crazy scale apply to guys as well? Are more attractive men more likely to be

irrational? No, just stupid. Just stupid? Yeah, because I feel like you were able to get away with some shit in your life at one point because of your track. How attracted you are, yeah. Yeah, I think some of these guys might be growing up baby

like sincere, pretty good looking dude. Been able to weasel. Very good looking good. That guy's probably weasled himself out of like any situation he's ever been in. Correct. Because that's what they do. You can't win an argument with them.

Yeah, exactly. And that's in Seoul, like, unfortunately. was the victim of that. Like, Soul, because sincere is the way he is, he was the only dude that pursued Soul, so Soul had no choice but to pursue him because nobody else would. And then she just got played a fool. Feel really bad for her. She would have had a ball in Costa.

She would have had a ball. Holy fuck, eight of those men would have been on, put up in Soul. And it would have been good because the other girls didn't like any of them. Yeah. Like, the other dudes, those 12 dudes knew none of them were coming home, like maybe one. Who was it who was saying to, I think they were talking to McKenzie and they were like, she goes, oh, sugar, spice, everything nice. And the guy goes,

Oh, I'm a visual learner, which is clearly like a joke about seeing... Show me your boobs. Show me your boobs. And she just goes, oh, sugar spite. And just repeats it again. Because I'm a visual learner too. And he's like, oh, yeah. Yeah, sick.

Dude, she is... That was one of my favorite moments. Yeah, that's actually great. That was feminine said, gone, okay, I'm doing it. He was like, yeah, yeah. Our first awards are quotes of the week, and that is an incredible one. Yeah. I had three really funny ones.

There was Casey and Casa when he first gets there. he looks at the boys and he goes this is what life is about boys and Bryce goes bro just discovered Buddha like under his breath because he was like Jesus Christ Casey he's all giddy on the yeah yeah and then this is another Casey one he's talking to Sydney the night he slept with Sydney and she's like what do you like in bed and he goes I'm pretty vanilla which I was like shocked by by the way who said that Casey Casey said and Sydney goes you're what do you're vanilla like you don't like do the toys and shit and he was like yeah and I haven't done toys And then she goes, have you done whipped cream?

Like appalled that maybe he hasn't even done whipped cream. And he goes, he goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've done whipped cream. I love whipped cream. And she goes, I don't. And I was like, oh, I mean, like, well, it's cool. Like, he's just so, like, he only said he did whipped. He's never done whipped cream in his life. He only said he did a cream because he was trying to back up the vanilla thing.

And then she's like, I don't fuck with whipped cream. He was like, me, I don't fuck with whipped cream. He's not winning. That was a funny. He gets himself in a lot of bad situations. And then my favorite one, obviously my goat Trinity. This was after the when they did the heart rate thing

And then they went everyone in the middle And then they were all going fucking nuclear It cuts back to her And she goes God, I got a motherfucking prey after tonight And I got to wash My mouth, my feet like Dude I got a prey and I got to wash I was like God damn it

Yeah The orgy thing I had to, okay So I had to watch The last two previous episodes In work Yeah For work today

Oh nice Because we were recording this now When I was behind You gotta explain at the edge Yeah What is you doing on your computer? My computer as well. My computer has like a window in my office where I work.

And then everyone is walking by. And so everyone walking by was just seeing like an orgy playing out on my screen for 10 minutes straight. It is soft porn. Like the show has become soft porn. Yes. I find myself being like, what the fuck am I watching right? 100%. They swear a lot in it as well.

And I was wondering, this was a one stage network, right? This wasn't always like that. I don't know. I think Love Island UK might have been. Right. Because it's been a wreck. because I think the USA season one first episode was like 2019, 2020 or something like that. But I love Island UK's been around forever.

Like that's what Binder told me and my sister told me to like I've seen. Which Binder I think, oh yeah. Binder knows Gall in real life. He looked at the more I see him, the more familiar he looks. Yeah, yeah. He's probably been in his office. He has a coffee shop near here, right? That's where something.

I think so. His coffee shop is the surf shop, coffee shop is like 10 minutes from here. Yeah, it's dog down. He owns dog down. But it has become, even from season six, like season six. Like season six was sexual, I guess you could say. But like seven was sexual too, but you could definitely tell there was a jump. Like this year has been just a skyrocketing jump of because like you're sitting there

thinking like, yeah, there are these shows that get away with it. Like remember dating naked? Yeah, yeah. It has been worse before. So if they can get away with it. There's, what was it called? Was it called naked attraction? Evan, can you look this up real quick?

Probably something like. Naked and afraid? No, naked attraction. So there's a show that was, I think it was a UK show. And it was like there was screens set up and people. would stand fully naked behind the screens and they would lift the screen up and you'd see like their ankles and stuff and you'd have like eliminate some money to lift up and it was full frontal nudity you'd have full genitals on on display full genitals like these are censored on Google so it's too hot for Google because on TV you saw them and there's a point in it where you're just judging men off of their penises yeah yeah yeah there's no such thing as an attractive flaccid penis yeah except for bryce's it's cute except for bryce is you know just just just just you know just just just just you know just just just just you know just just just you just just you know just just just

quick work. You can see through the fog screen just like working his artist like, yeah. Look at that dude. Bro, just trying to work a little blood in there. That is incredible.

Dude. And for our next TV reviews, we'll be reviewing naked attraction. Yeah. So I have no idea what the network laws are. You're just like in the UK. The knees on this guy. Yeah.

There's a point where you're, that's a pretty ridiculous thigh gap on that one on the right there. Ridiculously good or ridiculously bad? What are you into, Evan? Good observation. Weird. You don't like the absence? It just looks like a doll.

Yeah, to me, it's kind of like a doll. It just seems odd. Yep. I really haven't taught about this bunch of my life. I'll get back to you with my preference after I've done some soul searching on it. Watch every after I watched five seasons of making suggestions.

I'm just thinking of Evan's first time seeing a thigh gap and just being like one and a half inch tie gap. I don't like that. That's odd. Yeah. This is odd. That doesn't make any sense. I find this odd. This is to me,

this makes more sense on a little light line. Yes, correct. Dude. All right, Danny. best friend who we give a word best friend in the villa it can be like your favorite character right now person you'd fuck with the most in the villa who's your best friend um fuck i want to get my top two you can go last you go you want to go you want us to go first i'll go my top two then i'll just pick one okay between corbin and zach um or not not zach corbin and um Bryce yeah um right now i got to

go with Corbin because Bryce has never been higher so I can always choose Bryce but right now Corbyn Stocks in the gutter and I want to stick by my guy. And I truly believe like, dude, he's the most honest dude on the show. Is he the, you know, is he a good guy? We don't know yet. We don't know yet. We don't know him. We don't know him. We don't. Exactly. We don't. But I feel like I know him more than anybody else because he is so honest. So that's why I'm going to take Corbyn. Mine, I'm going, Bryce. Still going. And you've, take a seat. Dano. Dano, I mean, unbelievable. This is perfect timing because it's just, it's just awards.

You can't hear this. Oh yeah, you need to leave. Four grown men. This is grown-ass men. It feels sweaty in here. It is. It is, dude. It is.

I'm hot. I've been sweating. Dan, best friend. A lot of men smells. Sorry. Okay. I'm going to wait because I don't want Alice to hear anything. Okay.

Also, I love for people viewing this. Getting to experience me going to the airport and coming back is really funny. I take pride in that. While we're doing best friend. Yep. I said Corbyn. Yeah, I could have guessed that. She's so honest. Bryce.

Yep, yeah. Gotta be Bryce. I mean, Bryce is watching Bryce just pine for Trinity for an entire week. Yep. And then see that picture in that kissing booth and being like, fuck me, but it doesn't matter. This is my person. And then going back and talking to, who is the lovely gal that he was chatting to? Sidney, maybe.

Yeah, maybe. But just being like, I'm just being real with you. I'm not interested. And when he came back and got to speak. to everyone. He was like, I didn't cuddle anyone. I didn't, like, yeah. Well, it's what a moment for him. Was Sidney the girl that was Haitian? Yes. I'll get

Sydney for you now. She was the one who was like, Trinney kept being like, she's my dupe. They brought in a dupe of me. Oh, yeah. I think that, yeah, she was gorgeous. Yeah, yeah. Mine is also Bryce. This girl here. Yeah, she was hate, yeah. Haitian women are unbelievable. My girl, my best friend is also Bryce. Yeah, I mean, uh, Kada. Sorry, no, no. Um, is she really?

Kate is half Haitian. Yeah, she is. I know my type now. Yeah. God. Somebody's book and applied to hating. Yeah. They did the woman over there.

It's unbelievable. It's incredible. But you almost talked to me into Corbyn because you're right. He is getting sued right now and he doesn't deserve it. I feel like I know him the best.

Yeah. Obviously, Bryce is the man too. He would be my number one normally but because his stock is so high right now, I got to stick by Corbyn. Did Sean go? I have no. He's not gone to his best friend.

No. I think this might be an unpopular one, but I'm going to go with Caleb. I think I was outside of him my best friend. I would say this because I don't think that he's acting any more than anybody else there. I think that he's just a worse actor.

I think that everyone there is putting forth a version of themselves. You know what? It's 100% true. Yeah. And I think that given, if I take the acting away from it, which I have a bad eye for in the first place, but the fact that like he was entered in, he was entered in,

well, yeah, day seven as a bombshell expecting this is going to be fucking great. With soul, right? all these. Yes, came in with soul. There's no one there for him. They both got treated very unfair. Then he gets cooked with, with McKenzie.

I think so. He went to the most lustful girl in the village. Gets cooked. Villa. Has to sit through that. Then after he goes to CASA as well, it's like, it looked like it was going to be like he was going to be finally able to start moving, as they say, but it didn't go to the extent that maybe he was hoping for.

Yeah, he's bad. Dude, I'll tell you one better. He got Parvita first, and then Corbyn cut him again. Again. It was the same thing. And remember he goes like this, made the best man win. I was like,

you are going to lose. You know why. And the whole time that was happening, they were taking a photo and stuff, he's just like sitting there. God, damn, that was awful. Do you know why?

I was so glad that right after that moment, he was like, I am not doing this again. And I don't get it. Because I think that he's, I think that he's just as attractive. He is all of your guys there. He's younger. In terms of personality,

he's just as pleasant as everyone else. He's just as funny. Even more pleasant, honestly. Yeah, so I think that he might need a little bit of support in there. I think I'd be his friend. That's a good reason to pick him, give him support. That's kind of what I'm doing with Corb. But I think there's a reason that he got his girl stolen twice by Corbin

because Corbin is the only dude who is being honest and he's not. So girls can just see through that, I feel like. Or it's just a little bit more like they respect like, because you get a nice guy interaction and you can take that with it. You have to take it with a grain of salt because like you never know when the true colors are going to show. Because Corbyn's been in so many true color showing moments and he's just consistently been himself, it's like the girls are just constantly like they feel safer in their head. Yeah.

I feel that Corbin was made in a lab for Love Island. He has no, he's a literal Adonis. He's like beautiful. He feels literally no remorse. Like he just kind of does. Yeah. And he says it. Yeah.

I feel for Caleb in that like genuinely in that exact scene you were talking about where he's like, they're taking that picture. And you could see in Caleb's eyes, he was like, I will not do this again. I'm like from that moment he switched up because I was like yeah dude you're this is a losing battle I don't know if you caught this there was a moment where Corbyn is with Parmita and he's like hey we just let Caleb pick first because he's single

yeah like that's why he we just let him take you but like obviously I just leads with pure honesty yeah and she was like okay yeah take me I was like Jesus okay villain Sean you want to start villain yes

I will take villain Did you pick your best your best yeah Bryce I'm going Bryce I'm gonna put I'm gonna put Melanie as my villain just because the

act of choosing your own sadness the act of choosing She's a villain to herself She's yeah She's self-sabotaging And she's Entered herself into a toxic relationship

Where an answer right of it was Had to her on a platter And I think that she's She's suffering because of it Yes people are suffering because of it And us And I think that Well I think it

makes for really good TV. We're the only people not suffering. We're good. But yeah, I can't understand that. I think it's the most insane self-sabotage I've ever seen in my life. I think that's brilliant reason. Great answer.

You guys who might get mad at me for this. I'm going Anaya. I know she's the victim here. But kind of same reasoning. But, dude, Danny said it best. I don't know if you were still here yet. Justice for Carl. Dude, Carl.

Yeah, justice for Carl. Carl should be on this shit. Yeah, I want to be Carl's friend. Where's his support? Anaya is. that was just so stupid. It was just a stupid thing. And also, I'm over it, dude.

Like, I don't have time for this. Like, I just love Casey. I'm like, dude, he, you never showed it enough. You didn't, you didn't choose him at the start. You didn't choose him. He made moves for him. Fuck off with everyone getting mad about that answer. You've got to look up for yourself.

I'm just so done with that fucking bullshit. Yeah, him saying, like, I didn't make this decision for Anaya. I made it for me. And everyone, it's like, did Casey and Anaya come on the show together? No, he met this girl on night one. Yeah. And she did not choose him on night one. She picks sincere.

Yeah. Like, and then people forget about that. And then the moment he, a girl, another bombshell came in, the only time he's ever turned his neck, because who wouldn't? Every dude did for soul. Yeah. That's one of the most unbelievable woman I've ever seen in my life. Yeah.

She comes in. Danny loved soul. Yeah. He finally turns. I mean, who did? She was. Soul is incredible. And she also, that is why she got alienated by the girls because, like, it wasn't

direct, but just by them saying, like, oh, her boobs are so big or like, oh, her, like, like, they put her on an island by idolizing her and made her, and made her feel excluded and none of the guys were only only one did sincere yeah yeah and because he because he's so fake and did that so she got a victim of that but like fucking case he tries to and then within 30 seconds the way she was disrespectful about it and embarrassed him in front of soul basically ridiculous like now i got to like i just have to be mature about this and he goes oky-doky gets up and like does all that done done with a naya that's such a good yep yeah who you got i've always wondered what would happen if bombshells came in and they loved each other like

what if caleb they're not a lot to do that i know that's which is kind of a bummer. Like, I wonder if, like, imagine. Interesting. I learned that last season. Yeah. And they, like,

why did they introduce even numbers of bombshells? They should introduce odd numbers. And then, agree. They do sometimes. Yeah. Sometimes there's one. Like,

I've always thought, it's like, I think Jen and Caleb, too, because Jen came in with Soul. I think it was. Yeah. And, like, there was a moment where Jen and Soul,

or Caleb, excuse me, were single. And, like, there's a part of me that was like, why don't? Yeah, because they're both. The producers, the producers literally tell them they can't.

Yeah. last bombshell that tried one. Yeah, no shit. Exactly. Exactly. The last season I learned that because there was two. My villain would be, um, sincere. Yep. Simple as that. And I've said, I don't need to ramble on more about like I've, I've given you guys exact reasons why he's a, yeah, he's a piece of work. Dan. Yeah. I'm in a tough spot here because I, sincere has been a career villain for me. But I actually, he had every opportunity to be a big bad this week and he wasn't. entirely. I'm a softie.

I've got love for everyone on the show, truly right now. So I'll pick one moment. I'm going to go Kenzie again. Yeah, I knew it. I am just a little bit, I don't like the, when they're doing the recoupling

and Kenzie couples with Derek? Who gives a fuck? Seriously. This is Kenzie's four fucking random dude that she's going to hate within a day. Hold on, hold on, hold on. She couples with someone, and when she then talks about the situation,

she just can't help but say such aggressive negative thing. Like she's like, yeah, well, you know, it's clear that Corbyn's a lying piece of shit backst out. Always with the name calling, man. She did the same thing with Zach. And I'm just kind of like, hey, like, you're a wonderful girl. You're a good person. Like, if you found another match here, he found another match,

let's rise above and let's focus on the good. Let's not be hateful. So, yeah, it's, to me, it's a, I'm giving her the villain hat for this week just because I'm like, I want you to find your peace, Kenzie. Stop, stop lingering on the times where someone didn't put you on a pedestal

and pick you and hate because of that and enjoy the person in front of you. And we said that earlier, Daniel, like, I'm rooting for this woman at the time. Yeah, yeah. Like, I feel a little like, you know, like she's like, she's my son. Yeah.

Like, I'm rooting for Kenzie. I got, you know, I got to feel protective over her. Yeah. Yeah. She's must see TV. She's great, but like, you know, that's why we need some steer.

She needs the right standard. Yeah. Yeah. Hold her to a standard. Yeah. Yeah. So I just, I want her to not linger on the bat.

Yep. So, these are all excellent picks. That's how villains are born. Dan, bottom two couples. Oh, this is good.

But this is really hard with the new couples because I'm kind of like, I don't know. You can't really, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can go first if you guys want to think. Bottom two,

no, no, bottom two, I'm going to go, I'm going to go sincere and Melanie. Yeah. I'm sorry, you just, you can't get back together and then ether,

sincere. that. Like I just, like, wait until, like, give it 10 minutes. That's a staple. That's a staple for all of us. I feel like they're going to be in every day. That was supposed to be a moment of like, hey, we did it. We came back to each other. But she was just like, I don't trust you, you're motherfucker. And I'm glad she did. So he did he did deserve to get awarded for this. Yes. Yes. That's very, very true. Uh, and then I will probably go, I mean, I feel pretty good, frankly, about all of the new couples. There's one couple. I think you would, Agree is probably pretty weak.

Tell me. Would you say Jen and Gall? He doesn't even like her. Jen and Gall. Oh, yeah, objectively. Is that one of yours? That's like you. Jenning Gall's in zero and Mel.

Because like, that is one of the new ones where I was like, I, when she picked it, the one-armed hug by him, I was like, I know. If it wasn't for that reaction when she picked him, I wouldn't even consider it. But the fact that when she was like, oh, I'm going to. The producers forced that together. Shut up. later. Shout out Lexi.

And then sits down, not a kiss, not anything. Because I'll tell you what, Kenji's gonna pursue that. Dude, he's just thinking Kenzie's back to them. Shout out Lexi,

our friend Lexi, no one on the show. She was like, I love Jen. I feel like I'd be great friends with Jen. And I feel the same. I think Jen seems awesome.

She is a very genuine person. And I felt bad when she picked him and he just didn't seem into it. So yes, great call Sean. I'm on that thing. She seems like too nice to even know that he's like

giving her those signs. Like he literally, she was like, can you teach me out of surf? and he was like, oh, it's gonna be hard. It's like, did you just call her fat? Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? What fuck is wrong with you?

That was crazy. And she just shrugged it off. She was like, ah. And she said, and then she started for the fucker of speech. He started talking about stingrays and sharks. And he's like,

you gotta worry about those. And then she's like, yeah, but don't like stingrays. Give you like a massage, which was a silly comment, but I know the video she's talking about. And he's just, the whole time he just goes,

what the fuck are you talking about direct quote. I was like, you ugly troll. Yeah. Teach me about a surf. Kenzie! Where's Kenzie? Holy fuck.

God Almighty. And Jen's just like sitting there enamored with this guy. Like she, I feel for her. You know what? And you guys just made a great point. I don't know if you caught in like a couple episodes ago. Jen and Kenzie were talking to each other about Gall.

Yeah. And Kenzie like made a point to pull her side and be like, hey, like you're my girl in here. You're my best friend in here. I don't want any guy to get between us. That could have been brilliant producing work. It is. That's exactly what they did. For the foresight of being like Kenzie's going to try to switch.

Next episode, Kenzie is going to pursue that. That's why she got to pick first. Because if Kenzie had picked first, she would have taken goal. Yeah. That's why they do that. They did that all the time last season. Like me and my sister would watch it and be like, that's why that person's going first.

Because obviously she was going to pick him. He was the only guy that she was into. And you could see it on goal's face. Yeah. Kenzie would have totally chosen him. So are those your two bottom couples also? I would agree because it's got to be Melanie and sincere. And then all the other couples I'm honestly very stoked about.

Those two don't like each other, Jenning. The rest of the new couples I'm stoked about. I'm excited to see what KC finally gets to do without being in prison. And then... Okay, well, the next one's our top two, so don't give all... Don't give your top two. Oh, I guess I can't really think of another couple

I would put below those two. Okay, so those are your two. Yeah, those would be my two. So top two, do you want to start top two? For me, it's weird. Oh, you didn't do bottom two yet. Fuck, sorry. Oh, my bottom two is...

Oh, yeah, we're piggyback. Yeah, yeah, okay, you do your top two. I think top two, I don't even think that there's a second couple that comes closest. It seems it would be, a disservice to the number one to lump in a number two with that. I think we're all an agreeance on the number one. Yeah, and the number one is of course

Dano, we've got to be in a grievance on that. Absolutely. I thought you were saying. I thought you looked like you're sorry, the number one of course. Bryson. No doubt. Oh my gosh. They're winning. They're perfect. Dude, when he said, can I give you two highlights from that? One. Yes, but real quick. Actually, say these, because I have one, not negative thing to say, but one desire thing for them for me. Okay. After you say this. Because I thought the edit, the production of them coming back together was awesome.

Oh my gosh. The fact that they were wearing. He ran. He ran. He ran, in running. Like, I literally was like getting tears. His goofy little, no, literally that was smooth. I almost started crying.

Because they were making them wait there. I wanted him to sprint right through it. Me too. Oh my gosh. So they both of them getting emotional. But right, but my two favorites before that was when he goes, he had a comment like an OTF where he was like, I'm ready to fucking die on my shield of love for Trinity.

And I was like, holy shit. And then earlier he goes, when he was talking to one of the guys at Casa, and when he goes, I just made a joke to Alana and she like didn't get it. I just know that Trinity would have fucking died laughing at that. That was when I was like, dude. He said it just like that too. I will officiate that, butting. Like, said it just like this.

I just knew she would have fucking died. God, dude. Like, I love him so much. Me too. There is nothing worse talking to anybody and you like crack a joke with them. And it's like you cracked in front of a brick wall. And just like, my boys would have been fucking on the floor. Yeah.

There's like, that was wasted on you. This was art and you don't have. But at least you got to practice. I actually think it's even more intense with a romantic interest because like when you find a common sense of humor with a romance partner, it is the best feeling in the world. And yeah, when you, if like you, God forbid, if you ever break up with someone that you're really in love with and then you're starting over and you start to go on dates and you show your sense of humor and the person just doesn't vibe with it, you're like, oh. Or when you're like, when you're like somewhat deep with a girl and you're really into her and it's perfect and then she does something like that. And in your head you're just like, I know now she's not the one, but because I'm not at the piece of. of shit, I have to kind of ride this out.

I have to, like, slowly pull myself back. I think one of the biggest moments of love for guys is the first time... Is them just finding you funniest shit? The opposite for me. Oh, really? First time the girl, she's right in there, fucking cracked me up. I was like, I am fucking head over heels in love with this person. Like the first time Alice made me like almost pissed myself laughing, I was like, I will

literally die in a fire for this. Yeah, yeah. Like, it's the cool. coolest feeling in the world. Yeah, when a girl makes you laugh harder than any of your boys could. It's like, yeah, that makes sense. You're like, oh my God. What do you think the joke was that she didn't get? I don't want to hear it. I wonder if it was like actually a really shit joke. Yeah, I wonder if it's on camera and like we didn't catch it. That's so funny. Okay, my one desire for these two, I want them, I feel like both of them leading into Casa Amor were like not 100% sure the other one was 100% sure about the other. I want them to up the, like, the physical. The PDA.

I'm not saying I want them to be making out, but like, I feel like they were as a little bit of like, we didn't see them like really cuddling that hard. Like I want them to now be like this. I'm in it with you. Dude, we were saying that they should have been sent to the hideaway tonight. I think we're going to get that on Sunday.

They should have been straight there. Oh yeah, because they haven't been. Yeah. Only one couple is in. Yeah. On Sunday I guarantee you to get a higher one. And he's not even into girls.

He likes, he likes Bryce. Yeah. Well, they, this one man, that's very one sided. Like Bryce,

because Bryce showed him his dick. to your boys. You don't show your dick to your, you don't show, you do not show your flaccid penis to your crush. Yes, you show it to your boy. And Zach refuses to show his back. Zach didn't show his back because he's in love. Because he's in love right.

Because he's like, I want to be hard for you. Yeah. Yes, that's just, like, would you show, like, if you were very attracted to a girl, would you just show him your limp penis? No. Some people do that to strangers. That, and see, and they need to be in cages. They need to be in cages.

I saw a homeless guy's, uh, last week. That's great. And Daniel just took him to L.A. Actually, so it's moving to L. That means he's your boy. Yeah. That's like a handshake. A transitive property.

He's coming over for dinner tomorrow. Yeah. I literally took one look at his horn and I was like this, you and me are pals. Took one looking right away, just flashed it right back for him. They kind of just sink. Hey, buddy. Buddy, look at me. Look at me, Doug.

Wow, guys, that's a great point. That's incredible. I see you. They both got to look at each other and glance. It's like a peacock dance or something. It's like getting another dude's number. It's a soft cock dance. Now your boys for life.

Do we need to do quotes? or have we kind of been doing? We did quotes. Okay, good. If you have any, what's your quote? I gave mine early the epitome. Epitome was great one.

Epitome was great. Epitome was Hall of Fame. Amazing. Okay, so only one favorite couple for us this week because they had to go. You know what I did want to give a shout out to? Because I forgot to mention it. Someone in the comments made sure was like,

hey, do not forget to say this. We did miss last episode when Soul said, Eat My Ass after I shit. Oh, yeah. And it is crazy that we did not mention. That is. Shout out that. hilarious, dude.

You gotta bring that up. Like, yeah, like, fucking eat my ass after I take a shit of, so I go, like, just riffing about, and I love how she, like, repeated, she didn't repeat that exact line, but that exact same energy she kept with sincere.

Yes, she was a piece of shit. Yep, that was awesome. I got a lot of, dude, you know, it's actually a hilarious edit, Danny. It helps that she's really attractive. Is the soul, I'm a big fan of her.

The sole speech to sincere after being kicked off the island after he lied. And no tears either. Next to the Melanie speech after she's chosen to love him for the rest of her life. Like,

they're probably word for word the same scorched earth I fucking hate you. But one of them is just chosen, one of them is just chosen to love you. And the other one is, you're so right. I'm like, oh, the comparison. Yeah. I need that side by side so bad. But sincere was awful. Yeah, bad.

Oh my gosh. Insier's was awful. It was like he, he like, within like the first three lines, he just fits in like a very corny like, you know. His love letter. Just like just like, just like, just like some sort of fucking. He came out. We'll have a video of it.

But like when he came out, we're all looking at each other like he's, he's about have something to say here. There comes some bullshit. Yeah. Some sort of like, yeah. Here's some bullshit. Well, this was, I think I can confidently say I could not think of a better way to spend Friday night. Correct.

And this, watching it with you guys was so much more fun. Oh, yeah. It is. It's a lot better doing it in person. You're with me, right? Like, we're watching alone. Yeah. It kind of sucks watching alone.

It does, dude. It's hard to, because it's kind of, a lot of people watch this show is like a background show, clearly. Because it's like an hour and a half long. They repeat everything five times. And between every sentence is a 20-minute break while they play a license. And the songs are gas. You get to, like, listen to music.

Yeah. Yeah. That's what the show is designed for. Yes. People are going to be doing work at home. It's for conversation. Yeah. People will be watching, like, the way we were today and talking about it while we're watching.

I think that's what the pauses are for. So you look at your boy and talk and not interrupt the show. When you watch these... Probably preferably your partner. Huh? I said, probably preferably your partner. Like, I think most people watching the show are like their romantic partner. Yeah.

What did I say boys? You know your boys. It's for your boys. so you can sit there and like, you can talk with some gross. I will say this. I think the fellows are missing out on this show. Like, if you live with like a bunch of male roommates, watch the show with your boys.

Like, this is peak entertainment. Yeah. I think that they might, I think like making fun of the show, making fun of the things that happen in the show, making fun of the people in the show is kind of where you get more entertainment from than actually watching the show. And the conversation happens afterwards in your theories and everything else. And it's like obviously it's like a big cultural moment.

A lot of people at the office, are watching it. They're not getting paid to watch it during work, which I was talking earlier about how I had to watch, like, the orgy scenes and work with my... Edge coming back and you're just feeling, like, edge chill. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I had Jack Barrett come in and be like, thanks for the hard work and give me a fist bump. Jack Barrett's the CEO. Yeah. And then on my screen was, like, full on ass twerking. And I was like, I swear to God. You just like doing a flipper between you. Yeah.

I swear to God, this is work. You never want to get that from Bach, man. But the, yeah, like, watching it alone, especially the first time we had to do our first review, we had to catch up on two weeks. I was like 11 hours of watching it. And it was impossible. It was the, I have had, so I will wrap up here,

but I've had so much more enjoyment like this past week than that. That first episode when we had to watch like 12 episodes, I was like, holy shit, dude. This is a lot of content. And the last five episodes since Casa, there's actually been some real drama. The drama's not just about like you said you wanted to go talk to soul. And I don't like, now it's like,

I choose sincere, you fucking asshole. And it's like, well, Great drama. Okay, we're getting somewhere now. Yeah. The next challenge is going to be celebrity boxing. It's also like, yeah, dude, that'd be fucking cinema. I think they usually do bring, like, celebrities at.

Like, Megan Stallion was on last season. Oh, it's also, like, the voting aspect of the show. Like, it's meant, you know, you can talk with, you know, your loved one who are we going to vote for. Like, the fact that it's happening live is so fun that we get to, like, be, like, we're in charge of, like, who gets voted off. They're there right now, doing bullshit that we won't get the fun. That's what makes the show.

That's why everybody's enamored with it. It's just like a true Sims. Yeah. We're literally watching our sales. Are you guys voting on the app? I haven't yet this season, but you can't. It's pretty sad. Just to be like, I voted for that fucker and they're off now.

Danny, you are now a fixture on these reviews. I can't. I literally cannot wait for next review. I can't wait either. I'm so psyched to watch on Sunday. I do it. It's going to be awesome. When do we film again, boys?

Guys, I'm so glad that. Next week. See you next Friday. Holy fuck. Yeah, it's unbelievable. Can we have you back? Dude, I'm never leaving. I'm never leaving.

Like I said, guys, Amazing Saturday, Friday night. Everyone, enjoy your Sunday and enjoy watching Love Island on Sunday, and we'll see you next week.