Empty Netters Podcast - Love Island USA Week 5 Review
Episode Date: July 5, 2026It was a dark week in the villa, and Dan, Chris and Danny (sorry, Sean's out for the 4th) break down all the drama. From the EPITOME of evil Sincere, all the disrespect thrown to Melanie, Aniya's frea...kout, and Jen and Gal's continued mismatch. Plus the boys agree that a new favorite couple emerges. Chapters: 0:00 - Intro 13:47 - KC and Aniya Drama 35:20 - Melanie is Having a Bad Time 35:20 - Week 5 Highlights 57:10 - Does Sincere know how to Sign? 1:02:39 - Awards Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Well, it's the 4th of July. We're back and we're going deep into Love Island USA season
eight. Breaking down the last week, we had movie night. We had a recoupling. It's the most
mayhem driven season of the show that I've ever watched. Some craziness. So we're going to get
into it. We're going to keep it cute. We're going to have some fun and remind everyone that this is
fun. We are talking about a reality TV show.
Let's everyone take a deep breath and just have some fun talking about Love Island.
It was crazy stuff. This is, this was the greatest week of television I've ever watched.
It was, I am absolutely buzzing right now. I can't believe the stress that this show provides me.
Yeah. Like I, I went into this going, oh, hey, it'll be fun to review Love Island. I love Love Island. It's fun.
No. And it's just been nothing but anxiety and
stress and going online and seeing people trying to kill each other online over a reality show.
And I'm like, oh my God, what happened?
Dude, that's a no-brainer.
That's automatic.
I didn't know.
I thought it would be fun.
I think it was Thursday.
I'd catch up.
And I, dead ass told myself, was like, I'm not watching tonight.
I want to be in a good mood.
But then I was like, well, I got to review it.
So I got to watch it.
And I watched it.
And it did piss me off a little bit.
I got to go on Twitter and check all the stuff.
But take our quick thought here.
to just pray for Melanie, right?
Oh my God, man.
Someone save her.
The entire villa is against her, right?
The girls are all against her.
The guys are all against her.
Everybody's under this sincere spell.
The entire villa's been under this sincere spell
for the entire fucking show, right?
And she's the only one who's broken and she's done it three separate times.
Every time this woman breaks this fucking sincere curse,
one of her stupid friends gets in her face and is like, hey, you know what?
Just take him back.
He still chose you.
Let's like, let's work on it.
Yeah.
We watched a three and a half.
half minute Netflix special on that fucking TV of sincere lion in front of Soul's face, Melanie's
face, and then he did it again with Amora and, and, uh, and Melanie and, Melanie, and crickets,
right, after crickets, after all these yelling at KC. Yeah, yeah. These ladies had the nerve. The fact that he
was able to get his fucking sentence out after that fucking Netflix special. Dude. It's just
unbelievable. How about her getting up? She's the only one to defend herself. Hey, Kada. Hey, Trinity.
Yeah. Where are we at, right? Yeah. Let's be girls, like, let's be girls.
Dude, well, dude, I, I, my takeaway from this show, looking at the, the discourse online, the producers of this television show are, are some of the most significant evil geniuses I've ever seen.
And they're racist.
I'm serious.
It's nuts, man.
Like, the way that they have specifically designed and crafted this show to attack the cast members.
is nuts because I'm like these these are real people dude
but it's like this every time right like movie night is is no no well not like this
this got in really bad this year I I have gone back and watched some movie nights and
from what I've watched it I and I saw that it was such a funny tweet that I'm going to shout out
it felt like movie night in the past there were some like funny moments where everyone was
like oh I'm just laughing at someone there's obviously some drama moments but every single
clip in this movie night was like meant to create division amongst the cast whereas in the past it felt
like there were just some like awkward moments funny moments and then every now and then some drama
season six it was it was like that like i'm sure before that it was very lighthearted but season six
was just like season eight where it was like every clip was shown to piss people off but they had
couples you could root for you wanted these couples to work it out yeah with this season it's like
not only does this movie night suck and create division but all these couples fucking
suck. Like, I'm not rooting for Sincere and Melanie to get back together. I'm not rooting for
Kada and Zach. I'm certainly out on Trinity and Bryce now. I knew you were going to do that.
Because production is throwing them down our throats. They're the fake, like, fun couple this
year. I'm so out on Trinity. If I could vote for Bryce twice, I would. But Trinity,
you know what? You know how much she has to do for me to not be a fan of Trinity anymore?
Yeah, because she's my queen. Like, she is, she is disappointing me. Yep. Her being fucking
silent during Kenzie's thing and being silent during sincere's thing, but she's got the most to say about
KC. Is that not weird?
Dude, what was the line? Is that not a little bit weird? Do you guys remember the line?
You're, again, what I need... It's contradiction. What I need to know is it's the producers.
Like, maybe she wasn't silent, but the way they're positioning it feels so, it feels so violent.
Everybody, everybody was silent. It was crickets. Dude, I will say I like, as a new to Love Island,
I want my movie night to be like this. Like, as a new viewer, I'm like, I don't want to watch.
Like, oh, that was fun. I'm like literally, tell us what they said.
bombs on everybody. So I got everything I wanted. And Danny, and maybe you'll remember,
there was one line where somebody, it was during one of the movie night fights where they go,
the guys were like, you girls, you villa girls, ripped TT to shreds before you knew
anything. And then the girls sit back and Kada or somebody goes, I'd do it again. And I was like,
it's like, you're out of control. You're out of your mind. Yeah. They're just, they're,
they're being a little too mean. Dude, it's so mean. They're being high school girls. It's,
it's funny. I, um, the tweet that I was,
going to say someone someone tweeted it was like bro movie night used to be a fun little thing and now
Casey's movie night portion was a full on RICO case and I'm dying laughing I'm all in dude it was
crazy it was 10 to 15 minutes of the entire episode so I was like so these producers literally went
let's try to ruin this man's life yeah and that's where I'm like and they almost did it's it's
it's I actually saw someone it was like I or I mean um
getting too dark in it, but it's like, there've been some pretty dark things with the show in the past of cast members and hosts. Yeah. And people are like, this is why, dude. Like you guys are actively trying to ruin people's lives on this show. And I'm like, well, I thought this show was fine. Dude, you go on Love Island. It's a fucking, it's a tall, dangerous game, friend. But it's like, I get, I get so confused. And again, I know it's got to be the editing, at least to a huge extent. But the way they all, you know, after the recoupling, the way they all talk about the like, we're a family here. We love each other. And I'm,
I'm like, well, I just watched two nights of movie night and you do not feel like you love
each other and our family.
Like you guys are actively, some of them are being really mean to each other.
And I'm like, this is uncomfortable.
Disappointed in Bryce because like this whole sincere, like I get not knowing who sincere is
up to this point.
Right.
It's easy for us to diagnose sincere.
Yeah, yeah.
Because we see it all.
They don't see his private convos.
They don't see his private convos.
They get a little dose of sincere and group convos and that kind of stuff.
So I get that.
But after movie night, there is no.
excuse to not know how he is. Why was the only male cast member to recognize sincere behavior,
Corbyn? Yeah. Man. Are you out of your mind? You're, Bryce, you're 30. You're supposed to be the
big, just supposed to be the dad, big, and also he has the most comfortable couple, so he's in a
position where he can be more observant. He doesn't have to worry about chasing. And like,
Corbin being the only one to recognize sincere behavior and Parmita being the only one to say,
hey, you don't deserve that to Melanie. And Melanie going, that's what a real friend would say
to me, because all my birdhead friends keep telling me to go back to this stupid motherfucker.
They're all team sincere.
It's crazy, dude.
That was insane.
Fucking weird.
Just fuck sincere Anaya.
Why don't you just fuck them?
You too, Kada.
You guys can all just have one big orgy together with sincere because it's all
fuck KC, but sincere gets to dance all over the fucking villa.
Correct.
I did.
I was a win in the Corbyn column.
If you hate Corbyn, you know, what do you?
I thought that was a very mature moment.
Because he's honest.
He's not smart.
He was like, man, I hate to do it.
Like, he's my boy.
But like that.
I just watched a bunch of lies.
I feel lied to.
And he was like, I feel lied to.
Like he broke my trust.
Yes.
And what Parmita said too.
And what Parmita said too.
Like Parmita was like, I'm looking out for you as a friend.
You deserve better than that.
And it's another one sincere was like, that's valid.
Yeah.
Understandable.
Understandable.
It's all that fucking broken records.
I'm like, you.
Understandable.
Undependable.
What's the fuck up.
You can't just keep agreeing with everything sincere and then, you know, not change.
And that's what he's done the whole show.
So it was crazy.
This line killed me to this random throw.
But Danny just said it and it reminded me.
when Corbyn in his videos
had the college girls quote
I forget you know he's like the castor girls
like college girls the villa girls like high school girls
somebody I think Kada was like
under her breath was like please Corbin you're 22
and dude I can't remember Corbin's if he like dropped out
or didn't go to color I don't know but I do have to say
Kada I would say that someone who is 22
is exactly the type of person who would
know the difference between like that is graduate
from college age so she was like oh you're you think you know
college girls to high school girls you're 22 and I was like I if I needed that
yeah if I needed someone to analyze that I would ask a 22 year old
it's like what the fuck comment also she tries to be the big like scary girl she is and it's all
it's only towards the women which I think is the worst kind of girl to be it's like she's big and
strong and big and like oh don't step on it like to the girls she's big and strong
don't step on her toes but to the guys she's she just goes right back to Zach like
where's this strong woman mentality now that that come on kata
is playing in your fucking face I sometimes forget that kata was a
bombshell. The way she behaves is like a, you know, they call them the core four, whatever.
Oh, yes. Oh, they suck. The core four. Who's the core four? It's like Hitler times four.
I'm dead serious. Who are the core for? I believe. Hitler, Melanie and Stalin. Mussolini.
And Satan himself. And he leads the band. He's the lead singer. I think it's like Trinity,
Anaya, Melanie, and Keda. Okay. Is who they. Because Caleb, too. Caleb's was a bombshell. Holy
Nightmare Blunt rotation.
Yeah.
Also, I think you're wrong about Caleb.
Oh, I think he showed this week that he is just like kind of a sensitive guy who was looking for someone to like him and be kind to him.
I agree with that, but I don't think I'm totally wrong.
I think the reason he didn't make a serious genuine connection.
He never made a genuine connection on the entire show.
Correct.
Common theme with every girl he talked to within a day, they were tired of his shit.
I wanted them to be more demanding.
I think he still was kind of playing into that whole like, you know, I'm going to be conservative role.
But I also do think he is a sensitive young kid.
Yeah, I think he's just like kind of shy.
When he had that fight.
Yeah, I think it's a little bit of both.
I was like, whoa, Danny was all over this.
But I actually will say, I loved his, I don't know if you could watch until the very end, but I loved his parting line when he was like, I wish I was staying, but not at the cost of any of them.
And I was like, that was an awesome comment.
I led out an audible awe.
Me too.
Oh, dude.
You're just a nice guy.
I was like, I think he needs like, I think he's, his love language is words of affirmation.
and I think he didn't really get that from anybody.
And I, yeah, I thought, I think he's just a sweet guy at the end of the day.
And it was a tough, tough.
But in reality, he's not because he's on Love Island.
But, you know, he is sensitive.
I guess it's sensitive, you know, loving guy.
But, you know, even what's his face crying over Kenzie kissing another girl.
It's like, dude, would you give me a fucking break?
And remember you have chest on your hair?
On your chest?
Dude, I, remember you have chest on your hair, bro?
You're crying over Kenzie?
She's done this six times already.
Dude, that was baffling.
Also, he was trying to farm with the popcorn during movie nights.
Like, bro, you're not him.
Would you just stop?
Do you think that that was that?
Or do you think he was genuinely just enjoying it every time.
Like, somebody tries to be cool on movie night.
He's trying to clip farm.
Yeah.
Dude, him crying for Katsy was insane.
I was like, I just really liked her.
No, bro, what is wrong with you?
Because to your point, they also just met three days ago.
And I'm like, stop crying.
He's trying to cater to the female audience.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
I liked her.
Bro.
You're a fucking brave.
I'm never going to.
come at someone for showing emotion and sensitivity.
I will for fake emotion.
But that, when he was crying with Kenzie,
I was like, no, dude, just don't, you know, feel the emotions,
but you got to hold those in.
It's like, Dune.
I was like, don't let the water out, dude.
You've got to hold those in.
You have to.
Yes, dude.
I was like, you have to hold that in, man.
Feel the emotions. I want you to show your emotions,
but right now, because for me, it was,
Kenzie doesn't deserve your tears.
Obviously not, dude.
She's a theme.
She's some sort of goddess.
Kenzie does not deserve your tears, man.
You've been nothing but a gentleman,
and you've showed affection towards her.
She does not deserve these tears, man.
You laid out condoms for her on the dock once.
And then, dude, the clip that when she is like hugging him
and being like, I want a second chance
because she knows that she's going to be booted if she doesn't,
the dead pan look on her face.
Like, it's the cameras on her face,
and she just looks so mad that she has to say.
I say this, yeah.
And I was like, oh, gosh, this is scary.
And Dan, I loved this line.
She goes, this was like after all their fights and he's already cried and shit.
Maybe it's the same scene, but she says to him, she's like, I don't want to hurt your feelings
anymore.
It's like the next day.
And Dylan goes, wow, that really shows your maturity.
And I was like, do you think that she has matured in 12 hours?
According to Dylan, she was once this.
And now she says, I don't want to hurt your feelings anymore.
And he goes, wow, you've really matured.
The producers make them say certain.
Like, you can sometimes.
That has to be the case, right?
Oh, yeah.
Well, they make them do stuff and say stuff sometimes.
Okay, so like conversations that happen in terms of like, hey,
something this happened last night, we want you two to talk about it.
Or hey, you know, this, they won't say it looks bad, but like if they can tell the
audience, like, I don't, I don't know, like certain things of like apologies that don't
make sense that come out of nowhere, right?
Okay, dude.
Or conversations that happen out of nowhere.
It's like, I've never seen these two talk.
That is all like the producers.
Perfect.
Perfect transition because we can't tiptoe around it.
I do not want to spend too much time on it because I'm exhausted by it.
I felt that way with the Casey and I resolution.
Yeah.
We watched.
Oh, interesting.
We watched World War III with these two.
And that's been the biggest point of contention with the fan.
And I'm, this is what I'm saying, like, remember everybody, we're talking about a reality show.
Yeah.
And we're just, we're talking about the reality show.
It doesn't need to go deeper than that.
These two have been at going to blows.
And then Casey stands up to try to defend himself.
he gets fucking ethered for standing.
And then Anaya comes over and hovers over him, screaming at him.
And I was like, at that point, I was legitimately not enjoying the show.
Yeah, if I'm Carl, I'm like, dude, I said the same thing.
I would have been so fucking out if I was Carl watching that.
Like, holy.
It's just very gross.
It's like, but like, I'm going to be honest, because it goes both ways.
I would have, I would have felt so out if I were Tierra too.
Because I'm like, these two are so toxic, man.
Like I, Casey has been bullied and, and piled on and I don't think that that's right.
I think Casey was wanting to move on though.
And it was like, can I just say, can I apologize and not have four wolfhounds just screaming at me?
I agree.
And I did feel like this week he did get the opportunity to apologize.
He did.
He did a great job.
And because, and this is what I need to say.
He needed to apologize.
And when he was like, he was like, I said a bunch of dumb shit because I was frustrated and blah.
And that's not an excuse.
And it was good to see him own up to it.
But he did need to apologize because he was, I think.
Casey's kind of corny in a lot of ways
and I think that cornyness comes out
in him maybe trying to sound cool to his boys
and I think he sounded like a doucheback
way too many times
and in Casa
yeah absolutely
and like that's why the girls were piggybacking on it
I think they piled on him too much
and ignored the match and double standard
but what if he picked her
oh they would have all been forgiven
right so that's why to me that's all just out the window
it had been the same treatment
Zach got
sincere god and absolutely it went it went too far because he found a new connection because he found a new
connection and that was that was disappointing but i thought after that after anaya was hovering over
him screaming at him i was i was exhausted with the show yeah because i was like these two have too many
emotions and the producers and the cast members are feeding into it too much and now no one's having fun
yeah yeah and then when anaya came over and in my opinion showed the true and i at
The Naya, that was my best friend week one, the woman that I love that I think is awesome.
Production told her to do that.
Well, that's what I want, like, oh, interesting.
Regardless, because that was my favorite, one of my favorite moments of the week.
She came over and delivered one of the most eloquent and sincere apologies ever that I believe showed the person that she really is.
And I was like, I'm having fun again on this show.
And it did feel, I was like, did someone tell her to do that?
That would actually bum me out so much because I loved that moment.
But see, I don't care.
even if they did tell her to do it
I think it was still her apologizing
and it was like whether she was told to do it by
a producer. There's a little bit of truth to that yeah
I enjoyed the apology too. I think it was like a
someone snapping into to the both of them going
enough of this shit. It's not that big of a deal. Yeah and she
went she was like you know what let's fucking bury this nonsense and move on
yeah and then he pulled her for a chat I thought their chat was amazing
and like they both were able to say certain apologies and like
one was able to talk Casey being like I'm happy that you're with Carl and she was
And I'm happy that you're with T T TT.
Like I'm...
She said,
Don't fuck it up with Titi.
That's not what she said.
Yeah, yeah.
She's still being a little snarky.
Well, that I read that as a little bit of snark,
but also a little bit of like friendship personality.
She's like,
that is true.
That is true.
And to me, it was just like,
I was like, thank God that these two.
Because the thing that sucks about that whole situation,
I actually think they do like each other.
I don't think that they're romantically compatible.
She loves him.
She's obsessed with him.
She's obsessed with him.
Possibly.
I think that they do really, really like each other.
And maybe they're just not a romantic match.
Yeah.
And that's why he found a different connection that maybe fills his love languages more.
And she did too.
And she did too.
And the fact that they seem to find a resolution where they're like, you know what, I'm happy
for you.
I'm happy for you.
Let's go back to the friendship that we had made me so happy because it made me enjoy the show again.
Yeah, yeah.
Like those two and the rest of the cast members like feeding that war.
Yeah.
I haven't had fun on the show in two weeks, dude.
Like please stop making these.
to try to kill each other.
So the only part I didn't like about the end of their chat was,
and you know how I always bring up gaslighting on the show?
This is the show's greatest gaslight in my opinion.
Was at the end of their apology?
She goes,
because you said those little stark,
she goes,
I forgive you.
And I wish he had been like this.
And I forgive you too.
But instead,
it's like this whole narrative.
Well,
she's never apologized for anything on the show.
And that's fine.
Nobody, you know, it's fine.
Whatever.
My whole thing is like,
like, it's not like,
what I hate that the audience does is we pretend that Casey did all that
just to do it, not a spite. Like he just, he got, he blew up and he said all those things about
Anaya just because that's who he is. Yeah. No, there was built up resentment. These two didn't
have a good conversation for weeks. She would constantly get up and never, nothing ever got
resolved. They, like, they were the worst couple going into Casa. I think those two, and every
contestant on the show have kissed the least. And I mean everybody. I'm talking like,
Kada and Caleb have kissed more. Bryce and Zach. Then Bryce and Zach have kissed more than Casey and
Anaya, but, like, seriously.
Like, those two were not, they had issues.
And Anaya would constantly tell her friends, like, no, like, we're good.
I feel like me and Casey are good, which is, like, not the case.
And she knows that's not the case.
You haven't hugged your man in three days.
And can I add, Danny, because I was clocking this too.
When she gets with Carl, do you guys remember this quote?
They're making out, and she goes, in her interview, she goes, I was about to fuck this man
and say less.
Which is so.
Okay, so then you like him.
But it's also very...
You never kissed, Casey.
I feel bad for Carl because, like, when Carl first comes back, she, like, mounts
him. And they like make out. And then the only person in the villa that she can tell that
because you can't go to actual real people about this, she goes to Kenzie. Yeah. And sincere.
Yeah. The two biggest pieces of garbage on this show mentally. And because like she can't tell
that to her girls because they're just going to be like, whoa, that's not you. Like yeah, it took you
forever. Why did you do that? It took you forever to cuddle with Casey. You don't even know if you did.
It's just like it seems a little weaponized in my opinion. I don't know. But at the end of the day,
like they all found their connection. I'm, I'm hoping it goes well.
But I think I really hope Anaya just like forgets about Casey because to me it still feels like some of the stuff is out of spite and it's going to play with Carl's a feeling
Well, I'm starting to understand or to get in I mean dude. I we've we've talked about it like this
The decision to go on a show like this is I think that these people are fucking superheroes
Like the the the emotional and mental fortitude that every cast member has to go on this show
When the producers and the edits do what they do to these people is unbelievable like they are they are
all, it's miraculous to me. But like,
Mel. I was just going to say, I think
the, like, the spike that we see in some of the situations,
I think it's a combination. We kept hearing the word like,
disrespect, disrespect. I think there's so much embarrassment, too.
That is all it is. And, and I have so much sympathy for that.
And I don't like the way that the producers and the other
cast members, like you just said, weaponize the embarrassment.
Because they spin it into like, you know,
They show these clips and they keep letting like the cast members feed the, in my opinion,
maybe the misdirected feeling.
Yes.
When it actually is one feeling and it's like, well, why don't we take care of this feeling and
nurture that and build you back up?
Because it's just so many misplace emotions.
And then when you pour gas on the fire of said emotions, you misdirect it.
And then it turns into hate and anger.
And I'm like, this is awful.
And then everybody, one person gets to be a victim.
and the other person, it's like literally Hitler
getting death threats in their DMs and made out to be a terrible person.
Because they just are like this.
It's like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Like there was a teacher online that made like a very, very fucking racist video about Casey.
Really?
A licensed teacher about how he's like a part of, you know, no child left behind shit.
It's like, where do you get?
Like what happened on this show to make you think you can fucking get online and be comfortable enough saying that?
Yeah, weirdo.
And that's been happening.
Like it's gotten kind of bad on the internet about.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I was like, I thought, I thought, I thought,
talking about this show would be fun and people are doing stuff like that and I'm like this is a
reality TV show. Dan, I, the, you said you didn't have fun for parts. The first episode we watched
this week was right after the return from Casa. Like that was the first episode. Mondays or Sundays
night. Yeah. So it opened with like Casey has just come back. There was that fight and then it,
we pick up right there and it was Anaya and she's like bawling, crying, screaming like, I'm humiliated
there laughing at me and she was falling to the floor and I was like, dude, like that is the literal
most uncomfortable I have ever been watching television.
It was awful.
Why everybody comes to her aid and everybody, everybody's fine.
Melanie, this has happened to Melanie, like four different times and nobody gives
them up.
Yes, let's go here.
Let's go here.
Because that is the victim.
I'm telling you right now.
And you know what also suck during movie night when she's watching all this?
Like Anaya in her ear, Anaya and Trinity being like, see, I knew you wasn't crazy.
I hated that.
You're not crazy.
Bitch, I know you weren't crazy.
Look, at least you know you're not crazy.
Bitch, I know I'm not crazy.
I know I'm not crazy.
It was so crazy.
The more you say it, the more I'm going to fuck.
fucking feel crazy.
And then why did I have to get up and defend myself?
I was the only one fucking going at sincere,
even after his first response was.
But what about you?
Like he literally deflected.
Dude, that was crazy.
Still crickets from the fucking girls.
That was insane.
They should have been like, no, fuck you, sincere.
Fuck you were saying that.
But like, oh.
Like that should agree.
You know what I mean?
That was barbaric.
At least Casey just sat there and ate it.
And same with Corbyn.
There's been teams for every couple on this show.
Fuck, there was a team Kenzie and a team Corbyn.
The worst couple on Love Island.
there's never been any fucking buddy for team Melanie it's always been team sincere team
sincere there was a team KC there was a team Anaya yeah there's teams for everybody no team
Melanie yeah no team Melanie yeah I love you Melanie I pray for you Melanie I'm there for you I'm
I saw a tweet that was a freeze frame of sincere like this dude so daddy said this while you
were and it said I think that was Evan Sean sorry Lexi sent me this tweet yeah it's like
he's like this and it goes when you see bro with his hand tuted it up like
this. And the word tootid is the funniest thing I've ever heard. And it says, you are about to hear
the biggest display of manipulation you've ever seen. And it is true, man. And I, I was devastated
when all the girls were like, you're not crazy, you're not crazy. And then, and then after
movie night, they're still being like, I'm team sincere, man. Like, I think you guys are
going to work it out. And I'm like, protect this woman. Yeah, not even not yelling in her face.
Bitch, if I want to be team sincere, I'm going to be team sincere. Why are you yelling at me? I
to know the things that we haven't seen from the edits of the way that he has manipulated everyone else.
Probably the other girl is trying to kiss him and shit.
Because it's like,
Anaya loves that man.
I cannot handle the way that we have, the internet and the cast have villainized certain people and this man just keeps dodging it all.
It's crazy.
Listen, I don't want anyone to be villainized because like I said, I want to keep, I want this show to be fun and keep it cute.
And I want everyone to love each other and be happy.
when they come out of here because I don't want anyone to feel attacked.
But this guy has been pretty evil.
Also when they went like he came up with a rose and a plate of eggs.
They're always forgiven.
And matter of fact, Kada and fucking Kada and I are sitting there going, where Team
sincere.
They're doing this little dance together.
How about Titi standing there not joining in being like,
these bitches are weird?
Remember she said to a Mora?
She was like, yo, he's different.
Like the person we met in Kasa, like he's a complete.
The Kasa girls know exactly who he is.
And so discreet.
Corbin. Yeah. Like, he's the only dude that knows. He's the only one that was sat there and was like, hey, like, I feel lied to. My trust is broken with this guy.
Dude, how about when Bryce is one of my favorite Bryce moment? I thought Bryce would be the one to save. Well, he did have this moment. Remember? He means into sincere. I think
Bryce told Melanie to go back to him. I know. I know. Dude, they're all, they're all like. I think you have to, he has to win you back with his actions. Bryce, tell that woman, fucking save that girl.
Save that. But he's being Switzerland. Like, because he wants to be nice to his buddy sincere. But sincere's not your buddy.
That's true.
And we saw that on TV.
I feel for Bryce because I think he's just being,
Bryce is doing everything he can to stay out of the drama.
Yeah, he doesn't deserve any of the drama.
Like when everyone is screaming, like, he's just like kind of,
during movie night, he kept like leaning behind,
everyone being like, oh my God.
And his girl is missed, like she can't,
she can't wait to get into everybody else's situation.
She's been going hard.
Except for sincere.
Exactly.
I, yeah.
I kept going like my two favorite Bryce comments were one when he was talking about,
and he was like, sincere's just stupid.
Who said that?
He was like, sincere is just stupid.
But he's not just stupid.
He knows exactly what he's doing.
That's what that's the problem.
That is the fear.
That's why I was like, Bryce, like, I wanted better out of that.
Like, I understand Bryce wants to stay out of the drama.
But like, I would have loved for him to like, I think he does know.
I feel like he should.
He should know, he should diagnose what what's sincere is.
Him saying he's stupid tells Melanie like, he's just trying.
He just doesn't know how to convey his feelings.
Instead of he knows exactly what he's doing to you, which he does.
I get, I will never.
ever ever do anything but love Trinity. And I love, we talked about it. I love how she,
she's always going to fight for her, for her friends. I think that's a great trait.
I am with you on the, I. It's weaponized though, Dan. It's not, she's not, she, there's no
consistency. I don't hate, I, bless all the Trinity. I love you, but you're fucking disappointing
me. Yeah. That's what it is. I, very disappointing for the most, like, mature, emotionally,
like the greatest couple on earth. Yes. Both be team sincere. Can somebody fucking say something for
Melanie.
Defend me.
That, the, the fear is of the edits that we've seen, I don't think that there's enough
protection of Melanie.
And, and, and watching her just, like, cry so much the last couple episodes.
And then people are like this, yeah, go back to, go back to the source that has made you cry.
Dude, I think this feels dangerous.
Exactly.
But, um, I, I, I, the, the, Bryce comment about sincere being dumb is when sincere is talking
and he's like, dude, I've learned a lot of, like, I've learned a lot of, like, I,
I do awful things.
Yeah.
It, that shit scares me so much because I'm like, okay, either you are genuinely unaware of, like,
the really poor treatment you've displayed to so many of these women.
And dude, like you were a lot.
And you genuinely have no idea.
And now it being on camera and having to watch it.
And your friends calling you out, not enough.
We don't, we don't know anything about sincere.
Yeah.
So I'm, I'm curious.
It's either that.
And this man has been truly bliss.
fully unaware of his poor behavior and is now like, oh my God, and will change, or he's
incredibly aware and he's saying all these things. I'm like, that is terrible. Both are terrifying.
Both are terrifying. I pray that it is the former because I'm like, please become better for your
life and for the people in your life. It's the second one. We don't know anything about sincere
because every time he talks, it's weaponized. Whoever's in the room is on his side or he's going to be
on your team. He's never actually stood on anything in the entire show. He's so good at saying what you
want to hear. That's all he.
says. We don't know
anything about this man. He is
a fucking, we are, yes, it's very, very
scary. Like, what is he going to do?
He went, the clip in movie night
that it, what an edit. I mean,
I've been saying, I think the producers are kind of
spooky with the way that they're pitting these people
against each other, but the edit that they did
where it literally goes from him
calling Melanie, my beloved,
to one second later calling
Amora, my beloved, and I was like, oh,
yeah, Jesus Christ.
And an I, a pick-aside, girl, you can't
be both. Like you can't sit there. You can't be the comfort because she's the first one every time.
She wants to come off as like, I'm the comforter. I'm going to be the one, you know, I'm the
hero. I'm going to go to my friend first. You don't get to be the first one to go up to fucking
Melanie and be like, hey, you know, you're fine, bitch. At least you don't look stupid.
Oh, take him back though. And then the next day was sincere. Be like, sincere, you fucked up.
Yeah, yeah. Sincere, you fucked up. Pam, sincere, that biceps. sincere, you fucked up.
Yeah. You got a fucking shoes here. You can't be both. You don't get to be both.
It's crazy. That's gross. That's really gross. And any girl would agree with
me. That is the last person you want around your man and you, especially if you're going to claim
I'm your friend. You're not my friend. Dude, even sincere, this one was less bad, but sincere being
like, like, Anaya, fuck with you, like my best friend in here. And then the clip of him going to
T, T, T, being like, Casey's so happy with you. This is amazing. And Melody's like, or I mean,
Ania's like sincere, dude. Are you dead ass right now? But she, you know, she goes right back.
They're all, they all consequences for him. You know what else it is to, they all tell
Melanie this because all those other girls, besides, like Trinity, I guess, there's never
really been tested because their couple is like set in stone. They're perfect. They're already
dating. They're dating. They're boyfriend and girlfriend. But Bryce and Kada have the same dynamic.
It's just very watered down. Like Kada always goes back because Zach just, oh no, Zach and Kada.
I mean, because Zach always chooses her. Like Zach did explore. He did like, he might have taken
that. But because he came back with nobody and chose Kada, all is forgiven. Right? Because because
sincere moves the way he does. But he always and, and Melanie even says it. He's like,
just because you choose me is not enough for me. Right. That's my favorite quote. You don't just get to go to the
strip club and come back. Oh, at least you come back to me. Like, she's the only one that's
seeing it. But these other girls are like, no, at least he chose you. Anaya's like, well, I didn't
even get chosen. At least you got chosen, bitch. Your situation is way less than mine. It's like,
no, no, no, no. Melanie's situation is way worse than yours, Anaya. Like, what are you talking about?
This guy is playing in her face. Again, three and a half minute Netflix special. Yep,
on the TV. And nobody said a thing for Anaya, but everybody wants to yell at KC.
Dude, I wrote it down. She had such an awesome quote when she was so sad.
Anaya? I can't, no. Mel. Mel. Mel. Mel.
Melanie, where she was like, you guys might remember, fuck, I can't find it.
But it was like the prize isn't being picked.
Yeah.
It's being respected.
Yeah.
You keep going, I picked you.
I picked you.
That's not my.
What, oh, oh, thank you so much.
Kada and Anaya don't know what that.
Respect me.
And Kada and I don't know what that means.
And I was fucking awesome line.
Anaya tried to spin it that way.
Yeah, yeah.
It was because she didn't get picked.
Again, if Casey had gone up there and said no bad things towards Anaya, moved the way he did,
right, was respectful about it.
Like, what if he just didn't say a word, the entire Kasa thing?
We never said any of the disrespectful things.
But he didn't pick Anaya.
He was still there still would have gotten, he still would have gotten murdered.
I completely agree.
Because Anaya was also lying to the girls about how Casey, she was like, Casey hasn't been exploring.
Yeah.
Or I think she said he has been exploring.
She said something to the girls.
Oh no, she said that he hasn't been exploring.
Remember when the girls are, oh yeah, me and Casey are good.
No, he doesn't want to explore any other girls.
So then when, even though that's not what he told her.
He did tell her.
I'm open still.
We're both open.
We're going to explore.
So her telling the girls that set him up.
for failure so now he gets back and the girls are like you're a fucking liar you lied to it's
like no i didn't like anaya is lying she's she's lying to you about how we were dude i was
really i hold on i i i do think i think there would have absolutely still been a mo if if casey had
behaved like a gentleman in casa you i you're right i still think he would have caught hellfire
for bringing someone back oh yeah i don't think it would have been as bad i i i don't
would have cried and slept outside absolutely absolutely i don't think the attack would have been bad
because I do think it's important to note Casey deserved some of the shit that he got, which he owned up to.
He owned up to it.
Nobody's defending that. But you're right. And that's where we're getting into like the emotions of it.
It still would have been bad for him, but I don't think as bad.
And I had joked about the grandma comment a day later.
Yeah, yeah. It wasn't, she does not care. These two were friends. Like yes, and again, that's not to excuse any of the stupid shit he didn't.
Yeah, yeah.
said in that villa. Corbin too. Like I feel like last week we, it comes across as like we're
defending their comments and the way they behaved. No, no, no, no, no, no. They didn't set a lot of,
not a little, a lot of stupid shit was done in there. They were, they were truly acting like a
couple of frat boys on a bachelor party. And I think because Sear's so much quieter about it,
he gets away with it. Yeah. Like those two, at least they're honest about it. Yeah. You know,
it was bad, but at least they were honest and they put it in front of our faces since Sear's just
kind of behind the scenes being a little fucking Emperor Palpatine.
Pulling all the strings.
Dude, my favorite,
Zach had a couple
cool moments this week
defending the guys.
And one of my favorite ones
was about what you were just talking about
where he goes,
this was post movie night
when they're shitting on Casey
for everything he did,
which was a lot.
Zach goes, dude,
when he got back,
you hadn't seen movie night yet
and you went nuclear
on this man.
And they were like,
we saw the sneak preview
and he was like,
he did what one?
He like slapped Titi's ass
and like the sneak preview.
Like we all did.
Everyone made out in the sneak preview
live stream that you got to watch.
And then Corbyn walked in.
And you guys murdered him
and are now pretending
your justification of murdering him
is the movie nightclips.
You didn't even see that when you would...
He was like, dude,
the double standard is fucking insane.
And they booed Corbyn for coming in.
And again, that's my...
That's why I do think it still would have been
just as bad.
They just wanted anything to yell at
because the girls know about Kenzie's bullshit
and they still sat there
and booed a man for being...
They were on Team Kenzie and they booed Corbyn.
Dude, that's how I know
they've been standing on nothing
all these girls audibly went aw in the anaya movie night when she was making out with car it's like the first night awe when you killed the double standard is insane yeah it's it's it's it is brutal but again it's like there's just way too many emotions like they've there's gasoline has been poured on all of these emotions and it turned into a complete fucking and utter mayhem and there's one emotion that none of the girls care about man it's melanie yes it's so sad legit makes me sad like internally because she's she's just legit makes me sad like internally because she's she's
He's giving speeches like crime.
Like, I really do like this man.
And I'm like, how?
How could you like this person?
What makes me so sad is like, these people are going to leave this place in what,
like two weeks?
Yeah.
And I'm like, I wonder if Melanie leaves.
And because there's so many times during the day where I'm sure they're all having so
much fun.
Yeah, right.
She might leave and be like, I mean, when, when Caleb left and he was like, this has been
the best experience of my life.
Yeah.
I was just like, damn.
Like, I hope that's not true.
Like, I, I hope that's...
I hope you've done something substantial in your life.
He's young, so, and I'm sure this is like a crazy experience, but like, Melanie, I hope to God, doesn't leave being like that sucked, man.
Did you see Melanie's sister, sister's Instagram story?
No.
Who's.
She's, like, Melanie's sister, like, posted an Instagram story about how the girls are being super unfair to her over sincere.
How it's like, sincere is playing with my sister and Anaya and these girls are like trapping her in this relationship.
Like Anaya can't run away.
Melanie.
Melanie cannot run away.
She can't get out of the situation
because every other person,
all her friends,
like, hey, he is a good guy.
And so she posts something on her story.
I don't know if it was last night or the night before.
But like Anaya,
you know all the Stan's fan base and Stan FC
like attacked her in the DMs?
Attacked Melanie's sister?
Melanie's fucking real life sister
is getting death threats in her DMs
because she stood up and said,
I don't think it's fair for Anaya to be telling my sister
to go back to a man who's playing with her.
then get the next day acting like her best like she's she's she's the type of girl that like will settle
she she couldn't get the relationships so she'll settle for being the boyfriend the guy gets to touch the thigh
right yeah yeah yeah like i love doing it with dano right i can't be with dan so i'm gonna be dano's
friend right i'm gonna touch dano up a little bit but it's very like you don't get to be and i don't
get like she shouldn't be the one that has to comfort um yeah that's weird let somebody else do that
if you want to be sincere friend do not be talking to me because it's all everything you say to me's
not real. It's through the lens of being in love with
sincere. If you need any
example of
the worst corners
of the internet, it is
Stan fan base. It is a, it is
the parisocial fucking
clown internet fan base
strangers sending
death threats to Melanie's
literal sister. Like do you, if
there's a person who is allowed to speak
on the well-being of one of the humans on the show,
it's probably their blood relative. Probably
her older sister. I implore. I implore.
people to not slide into the DMs of another of Melanie's sister. Have you guys seen
Gall's family killing him? I have what I heard about. I'm saying with Jen was awful. I was like,
oh dude he that was me. Just tell her you you're not into her but like to sit up there and
waste her time and be like well I feel like I just brought it up and you were like you just didn't
even hear me out. It's like bro get the fuck out. Okay let me take you or go ahead.
The way he like interrupted her in like Jen just so she grew on me man I like Jen. I love
really so bad for her dude. Oh my God. I love Jen.
Jen is such a homie.
She's like, he's cool and nice.
The Kenzie callout.
The Kenzie callout was incredible.
It wasn't mean or petty.
It was just honest.
Truth.
And Kenzie didn't want to hear it because she doesn't want to hear anything that is calling out her behavior.
Easy, Dano.
But I just, I just.
No, no, no.
I know.
I feel like there's been a lot of people who've been called out in the show and they've learned and grown.
And I need her to do that.
Like I want the best for all these people.
and that's not the best there.
It's not the best.
And, yeah, man.
Like, Jen is just, fuck me.
What a brutal stick she was given in this show.
Oh, yeah.
Yes.
Jen came in is just so nice and so chill and normal.
Finds Gabe, and they have an actual awesome connection.
And the girl's fucked her.
The girl's completely fucked her.
Yep.
And we listen, like, that was a joke, by the way.
But like Gabe, Gabe got around for sure.
That was Gabe's thing.
but like they were digging each other.
They were digging each other.
And when they deaded him, I was like,
what are you guys doing?
And the guys called out Kenzie
and they were like, Kenzie's done
the same thing Gabe is done.
Yeah, Zach has always
Like, why are you guys murdering Gabe?
And then from then on,
if anybody's lossful, it's Kenzie.
Kenzie's just as lostful.
Like, he's quick every time.
All right, let me take you guys
some highlights.
Yeah.
Because this will hit the remaining topics.
This is from the whole week.
There was one of the,
I think on the Sunday clip,
Zach is literally on the couch hump
Bryce. And I was like, Daddy.
No, literally, he's like, yeah, he literally gets on the couch and he says, gets him down and just gives him a quick one too. And then gets up. It's like, bro, what are we doing? I love it. They're fucking true old school boys fucking around with each other playing grab ass. I love it. But Zach actually wants to get inside that ass. Dude, listen. If. And good for him. Yeah. So do I. And like, if that exploratory thoughts, fucking rights, man. Like, oh, find yourself. I love it. All Trinity first.
I did not like Zach in bed telling Kada, I love you.
And then the next day going, like, we're not dating.
And then she's like, you said the L word last night.
He was like, that was a joke.
And I was like, bro.
Dude, Kada is so arms like head over heels for this guy.
I agree.
I have something to say about that.
One, two of our very close friends, Lox and Lexi, are all out on Zach.
Really?
And it makes me sad.
I think
Zach
as we all have flaws in life
and like we said
we want what's best
for everyone on this show
I think Zach
is
I think he
likes Kada
just as much
as she likes him
and I think he's a little
I think he looks at
and you are so beautiful
and I don't want to fuck this up
and I think he's doing
dumb things to try to protect himself
he's saying dumb things
that he doesn't mean
like those moments
when he's like
we're not dating yet
he's being like because do you like yeah yeah he's trying to do the like jealous he doesn't yeah but but i
think that's listen like people are young you're trying to figure stuff out it's the classic i'm gonna say
first that we're not dating just in case you were going to say yeah yeah yeah i think that's what he's
i do i do think kail likes him more than he likes her i don't think he's she's his type for whatever
reason i think if like you know i don't know who his type is because these guys all have types and
these girls all have types too yeah um maybe his his type is like i don't know
Like, I have no idea.
But I don't, I think it's the kind of, I think he is doing exactly that, Daniel.
He is self-sabotaging and doing that whole thing.
But I think it's also because, like, it is like, oh, this girl's super hot.
He's trying to, like, embarrass her at some sort of weird kink of his.
I don't know.
I'm out on him.
I need him to be better.
I need him to be way better.
I've said before, I don't like him with Kada.
I do like him with Bryce.
Like when he's with Bryce, I'm like, I don't like, I don't like you.
Because he, there's no love with Bryce.
But there's no insecurity there.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, it's because he's...
Maybe.
It's because he's...
It's because he's...
That's his boy, dude.
He knows he's safe there.
Then show him your dick.
Then show him your limp penis.
Show him your limp penis.
He's, he's safe there.
He doesn't feel like his heart's gonna get hurt there.
And he's insecure and we're not in a bad way.
Like, it's just in the way we all are.
Yep.
And he's worried like, oh, I don't want to fuck this up.
And I think he's been making a bunch of dumb decisions and saying dumb things because he's trying,
he's self-sabotaging as a result of trying to protect himself.
but I'm like, dude, just show yourself to her
and hope for the best.
Show yourself to Bryce.
She's great.
You're tallywacker with no blood.
I want no blood.
No blood.
I want it triveled after a workout.
Yeah, white.
Triveled after a workout.
White is the driven snow, dude.
Just fagged.
Right after a cold punch.
I want that thing.
I want that thing.
I want that thing to look like a piece of pirate boot.
Is that thing going to go back, I hope.
She's a little bit.
Yeah, pirate booty is a really, yeah.
It looked like a piece of pirate booty, dude.
I really liked that.
We got a little bit more French try this week.
Trinity announced to Kenzie that Bryce French fried her, which I was very happy about. Good job,
Bryce. Is that going down on each other? No, no. It's fingering. And then Caleb later goes,
what is French fry? Which I was like, thank you, Caleb. And she, I think Trinity goes DJing. So I think
it's just fingering that. Okay, cool. Good job, Bryce. I got fingered last night.
Like, let's just keep that to us. Come on, Danny. I like it. I understand having sex, but like,
yeah, I got fingered last night. Good for you. What is me? Yeah, that is good. Danny. Danny, we are,
this is horny island. Come on, Danny. If you're all sleeping in the same bedroom and you're getting
We gotta just be open.
If I'm eating fucking eggs and fruit
and I hear somebody go,
I got fingered last night,
I'm gonna fucking audibly spit up my food.
I'm gonna spit every,
I'm like, that's gross.
You're a bitch, dude.
Don't be a bitch.
I think that's gross.
I think that's gross.
Save that for after hours.
I have something Jen said here,
but I just,
I want to ask you in case
you have it listed as your favorite quote.
No, I know, no.
Okay, Jen says to Gall,
they're having a, like,
she's like, I'm touchy feeling.
He's like, I'm not that much.
And she goes, can we have a calm promise?
And he goes, a compromise?
and she was like, oh, yes, compromise.
And I was like, a calm promise.
That did.
Yes, it did, dude.
She said, calm promise.
And gal had to go, I do remember that.
It's compromise.
And she was like, oh, compromise.
A calm promise.
That's compromise.
That was, like, incredible.
That might be worse than epitome.
A calm promise, dude.
Also, no, we got to give epitone the cake because we don't like sincere.
We like you.
Epitome was so bad.
Did you see what?
When they were showing, it was an in-movie night.
This was the most diabolical thing by the fucking producers.
In movie night, it again showed that clip of sincere talking when he goes,
I tried to emerge myself in this experience instead of immerse.
And they literally put Emerge in quotes.
I was like, Jesus, dude.
And again, he said it in his defense of it out loud.
Like, he said emerge again.
He doubled down on Emerge.
And I was like, oh, my God.
I can't believe his first response was, but like talking about her and what was the guy
that she was with?
Corey
Literally the first word out of his mouth was
But you're not perfect either
And like he yelled
To him defending himself was actually out of pocket
And nobody stood up and said anything
I just like Bryce leaned over and goes
You gotta just say you're right
She you're right
That was so funny
He was like just say you're right
I can't get over that
I can't get over that
None of the girls saying
Nobody's standing up and being like
sincere stop sincere
It was literally just like
Melanie taking grenades
I do not understand how he wasn't
Seward Moore
They all want to fuck him
Yeah
They all want to
Fuck sincere. That's what it is.
Then I put Parmita, Parmita and Corbyn have left Love Island and they're on their own show where they just fuck all day in Fiji and they don't care if they win or what the challenges are.
Honestly, I'm a big fan of those too.
Okay, can we be real?
If we're getting into the recoupling and more of that stuff.
Dude, this show is completely off the rails for me.
I've never seen to this point in a show so many relationships that feel.
I don't even know if anyone likes each other.
Yeah.
Those two, when they were like, you got to pick each couple and who is the least secure.
They have the best answers about anybody.
But also, Parmita and Corbin are the strongest couple and it's not close.
By a mile, they're the most emotionally mature.
They're the strongest couple and they are also the least in the drama.
They're not on La Bound anymore.
I'm telling you, they're just on a Fiji vacation fucking.
And they're like, oh, is it dinner time?
If you want to yell at me and say it's superficial,
and they just like each other because they're hot,
you go for it.
But at the end of the day,
fair they are.
You cannot argue what I'm about to say.
I really don't think you can argue it.
Whenever there is drama going on,
those two are fine.
Like they are just chilling with each other.
Every night when it shows them,
they're cuddling or kissing.
Every time craziness is going on,
they are just arm and arm,
kind of looking at each other like,
damn, this is getting crazy.
Like there is no drama to be said or had about them.
And since they got together, there's been nothing but great stuff between them.
They're the only two.
I think it's worth noting that they're like they're pretty strong.
I mean, you cannot like them.
You can think that again, they're superficial and that's fine.
You're all entitled to your opinion.
But I don't think that there's many arguments.
And it gets to the fucking pettiest thing I've ever seen with Kenzie convincing Dylan to vote for them.
And what she said was so like, dude, it was truly just her.
going, I hate Corbyn for liking someone more than me.
Not chicken, that choosing me. Yeah.
And everything she said, she just, I want her to be better so bad, like I said.
And every time she talks about him, so much hatred is laced into her words.
Dude.
And I'm like, can you just stop being so hateful?
He lives in her brain.
He lives in her brain.
It's crazy, man.
Like when she was just to, someone has asked, like, why don't you think they're secure?
and she's just like, because he just says he sees himself in her.
And by the way, Parmita's response to that was hysterical.
Dude, but she was like, she was just like this, we are hot.
And I'm like, Parmey.
Dude, I wrote Parmita saying,
Defending saying, I'm sorry we're hot.
I'm sorry.
I'm insane in the circumstances.
I'm sorry, we are hot and obviously very good looking.
But that was insane.
I was like, you're not helping.
Yeah, because they were in the right.
And she said that.
But like, it's whether, again, whether true, because let's be real, Corvin has said stuff
like that. He has been like, you know, like, we're perfect.
He was like, I never thought I'd find someone else
perfect like me. I'm like, he is perfect.
He is, though. Oh, dude. I mean, let's just be honest. I said this to Alice
last night. I was like, that dude is so fucking hot. It's insane.
It's insane. And she was like, she was like, really? And I was like,
look at the guy. He's a fucking Adonis. Like, it's insane. He literally
is carved out of his touch. I don't like when he is, I mean, who gives a shit what I
like or not like, but like, when he said stuff like that, I kind of rolled my eyes.
But to, like, call that out as to why you don't think they have a good connection.
felt petty to me. Oh, it was massive. It felt like you just still are mad at him.
And I'm like... And I loved his response to that neither of them really like he didn't really
blow up. He just was like, I feel like that was out of spite. Yep, which he was right. And he's a thousand
percent right. And how good did it look on them that when he had every opportunity to,
they didn't vote for Ken. They, those two had the best explanation for both selections they made.
They had the best convo. Like, those two are so emotionally more mature than everybody else in the
villain they both are the only two who know who sincere is.
That's what it is.
They are the only couple not under the sincere curse.
That's why when drama hits, they're always out of it.
That call was very impressive, dude.
They're always out of it.
Do when the couples were whispering, or go ahead.
Just how funny was the fucking gauntlet that Gaul and Amora were put through?
Dude, all right.
It was like, the second that happened, Allison and I looked at each other and goes, so everyone
is voting for Gall and Amora.
Like, honestly, Arianna should have been like, and by the way, no one can vote for
Gall and Amora because we know that they're dead.
After the third one, I was like...
That was stupid from the show structure.
You gotta know your...
Agree.
They made a meal of like,
Gall pick who's staying on the island.
And then they go,
and then in five minutes we're voting
for the least compatible cup.
Literally in five minutes.
I was like,
he just coupled up with Amora right now.
It was a disaster.
It was so dumb.
Because if Gall had picked Jen there,
the same thing would have happened.
Exactly.
He completely fucked him.
That was...
He kind of, I mean,
he kind of ran into that, though.
Like, Jen was a pretty liked girl,
and a lot of the girls liked her
because of the way she stood up to Kenzie.
So when you as Gall go and have the most idiotic conversation
I've ever heard in my entire life with Jen,
you're going to look like a fucking idiot amongst all the other girls.
Because what does Jen go do to tell all the girls?
Like, this guy is, I don't even know what the fuck just got said.
Like, I literally, 11 minutes just got wasted from my life.
I don't know what the fuck was said.
So none of the girls were fucking.
Like, Gall was dead.
He was dead no matter what.
He was dead no matter what.
And like, but again, I almost think that,
anyone in that scenario, if like
someone is single, there's like a recoupling
where two people, whoever it was,
regardless of Gaul, having
a crazy Love Island performance.
I think those two, that couple would have been dead
no matter what. You agree. So it was a crazy
setup where I was like, what is happening right now?
These two are, awful. And it was funny, everyone kept walking and they're like, sorry.
And Amora was like, it's still listening. Yeah, I really don't.
They got brought back Corey. She'd have brought back Carl and Corey.
Yeah. That would have been better than being back to Morra.
You knew who sincere was too. Yes.
Like, so that's one less person on the island now who's figured out
sincere. All we have is T.T. Corbyn and Parmita.
It's the producers brought back Amora.
One, I mean, they said that that was an America vote, right?
No, it was just for the Melanie sincere stuff.
That, it was to show, why I should have brought back Corey, because you still get
the Melanie sincere, but then you give Melanie an actual real option.
But then you make, then you make Melanie look like the villain.
Like, you know, it says like Melanie, did she, obviously, everybody's done something wrong
on the show. There's no, there's not a single perfect, like literally, you can't name a single
character who doesn't have some sort of baggage to it. Like even, even, uh, even, even, uh, even Bryce
tried to get at Kada the last second before.
But like Melanie obviously misbehaved a little bit at the start of the show,
but like she has just been mistreated time and time again by every single person on this cast.
And it's so sad to see.
And again, the girls, it's not illegal to stand up for your friends and yell and then, you know, be, you know, to boo a guy when they don't choose your friend.
That's not illegal.
All girls do that.
All guys do that too.
But for you guys to do all that to Casey and Corby and then be crickets for sincere,
It tells me everything I need to know about all you.
And that's really disappointing because I was rooting for a lot of you.
But like that's Trinity.
What are we doing?
You don't get to be missed comment, comment, connoisseur.
And then when Kenzie goes up, be like, no comment.
Yeah.
No comment, bitch.
Dude, on that Kenzie thing, when the couples were on their circles whispering, like, who they're going to pick.
And we kept zooming out on all of them.
They were all giving pretty good explanations of like, oh, maybe this couple.
Maybe this.
And dude, Kenzie goes, she goes, Parmita and Corbin, I think they're shit.
Do you agree with that?
And Dylan goes, yes.
Because I was like, he just had to be like, sure.
She said it twice, dude.
She goes, Parmeda and Corbin are shit.
They're just shit.
And I'm like, oh, great.
So you have a level-headed explanation for this.
Also, how awesome was it?
We got the double-hander of it goes to Bryce and Trinity and they go, Zach and Kada, obviously.
And then it goes to Zach and Kada and they go, Price and Trinity, get them out here.
I was like, these.
It's good.
But again, you have to take into account the edit.
Like, the producers are trying to make us feel like those guys are the end game.
Both those couples fucking suck.
No, dude.
Don't abandon Bryce and Trinity.
Don't abandon Bryce and Trinity.
You know what?
You don't get to complain about the edit and not see it both ways.
They are forcing that couple down at.
Why were they the only couple that didn't have a single movie night clip and they fucked around two?
No, they didn't.
Trinity fucking, she doesn't get to sit here and be like, oh, I wasn't feeling it.
She went into that photo booth.
But he's already seen that.
Yeah, you already saw it.
And she had one moment.
They haven't really grown, like much after what's happened.
They are forcing them on us.
They are forcing us.
And same with Katea and Zach.
But, I'm not a fan of what's going on there.
I do think that they love each other.
And that was a great moment.
I guess.
Both can be true.
The producers are definitely forcing the couples.
I'm a fan of Bryce and Trinity, but it's gotten to a point on this show where a lot of people are taking flack and these two.
Like, I just don't, I think Trinity used her immunity over the last few episodes of being in the favorite couple to completely misbehave towards some people.
And it was very out of line.
You can be slightly disappointed in Trinity.
I'll allow that.
There's not a lot of, I don't, I don't throw a lot of flack on Kenzie because I think I'm like, I'm out on.
her. I think it's kind of a hopeless cause.
This is who she is. I have some hope for Trinity still.
Like I like Trinity.
So I'm like I'm holding her to a way higher standard.
She did not move well at all. And Cata didn't either. And Anaya, I'm, like, she's a,
I don't know, dude. I'm tired of sincere and I feel so bad for Melanie. That's like
been my big takeaway after the last few episodes. I'm not even, like, I could care less
about the whole Casey and I situation now.
By.
It to me, it is all how the girls have mistreated Melanie and they are not being honest with her.
or they are I guess but they're all giving her the worst advice
why is it Parmita and Corbyn and she and also the fact that she recognized it
the fact that she was like understoodable with Corbyn and she told she went out of her way to tell Parmita
hey that's what a real friend would say yeah I agree
like this is what it looks like to be my friend yeah I thought that was so awesome by
Parmita and man I I agree I'm just I am so confused by what's what spell has been cast
over some of these people
because I think when the emotions aren't high,
I'm obsessed with Anaya.
I think Ania is smart.
I think she's a good friend.
Speak for yourself, man.
I, I am doing that.
But obviously, for the last two weeks,
we saw a gasket poured on emotions
and things got too hot and heavy.
Gas get lit.
And then I look at when Kenzie has her moment of reckoning
in the movie night,
Anaya sitting next to her being like,
this does not look good.
Like she was being,
so real with her. She's being like this,
she was like, Kenzie, this does not look good.
Like, you look bad right now. You got to own up to it.
Why can she be real like that with a knife?
I, or Melanie, yeah.
That's what I'm...
It's very weird. Because she likes her man.
The spell that has been cast over,
like, I don't blame her because something magical
is happening. Yeah, yeah. Dark magic.
Yeah, yeah. Because I see
the way she sees it so truly
with Kenzie, and then that she can't
see it. I'm like, this man has true
dark wizard powers. She wants to fuck him.
She's, no, she does.
that's not fair. She does not get to be the first one to go up to Melanie. And that's what her
sister said. You don't get to be the first one to go comfort me. And then minutes later, go talk to my
man and flirt with him. I think that that is true. That's awful. You're not my friend. You're my man's
friend. But I don't think we can make blanket statements like that because we don't know that
we don't know that. We do. And that paints people in a bad way. We don't know that.
Yet we 100% do. What are you talking about? It's been four episodes now. You can think that, but you
don't know it. You don't know it.
Whatever. If you want to be the big, I take the higher road on here instead of being honest. I am. I just
want people to be happy and fun.
That's why I rode.
You missed this last week, but there was more this week.
How about sincere saying he minored in sign language?
Bro.
And then just hand-signed.
Guys, holy fuck.
I'm so glad you brought this up.
I was losing my fucking mind at this.
He goes, I'll teach you verbs.
We can do inside jokes.
Then he's like, here's the letters.
And again, all we're seeing is what is shown on TV.
But what I have seen, my guy, you do not know American sign language.
You know letters.
You know the alphabet, and that's great.
You memorize the alphabet, and that's great.
But even when he was doing, like, he was like, I think it's this.
Like, you clearly just memorized the alphabet one day and you use this to try to flirt.
That's what it looks like.
So I need that dude to say a full, I want someone to be speaking.
I want him to stand next to them and translate it in sign language.
Otherwise, he's not allowed to say he knows how to speak sign language again.
That is another grift of his.
And like, watching him try to do it with Amora and Melanie in a way of flirting,
makes to me go like this is a tactic by you dude
that dude does not know how to speak American sign language
dude and then how about this one bro this killed me
Amora and Gall I guess you don't say
doesn't know how to sign American sign language because you don't
speak shit yeah he signed dog doesn't know how to sign
Amora and Gall are talking because he's trying to be like I'm out on Jen
and then he's like hey I want to get to know you so he's like
she's like have you always owned your own business and he's like yeah yeah I did
this and I'm an entrepreneur like what did you do and she's like my last job was
and she's like I was a
a waitress
I would be in a G string
people would put money
and I was like
I think Amora doesn't know
she was a stripper
quite literally
Amora's last job was stripper
She got the job on Facebook marketplace too
Craigslist
She said I don't know
She was a hundred bucks
And she was
She was underweight
Of the listing
And she just kept describing it
And I was like
Yeah okay so you're
There was a pole
There was a stage
There was like a pole there
No no she was a server
But it sounds like it was kind of
like a hooter server type situation.
With the money being put into their baby.
But she didn't strip, Chris.
She didn't take her fucking clothes.
She was already stripped.
I will not let you guys paint with an inaccurate brush.
There was no stripping.
But Dan,
you don't get to say that we don't know
that Anaya and sincere aren't friends.
That's very, very...
That's different.
You said she wants to fuck him.
And I'm saying we don't...
Yes, she wants to fuck him.
What do you mean?
We know this, Dan.
They're, like, you don't get to play both.
Disavow.
You can't agree that she doesn't get to play both.
Evan, Evan?
Can we get to the awards?
You don't get to agree that she doesn't get to play both?
You can't agree with that?
I don't, I don't, I, no, whatever, man.
Okay, here's my Jen comment before the awards.
You guys said she grew on you.
The things I did, there were two gen things I didn't like.
One was when Gall broke up with her.
She went to the girls and was like, I told Gall, I just told Gall it's not going to work out between us.
And I was like, he literally dumped you.
And you were sad.
And then she came over in completely 180 lies.
was like, I just dumped Gall.
And I was like,
Chris.
That's what happened.
Yes, but of course that's going to happen.
Everyone does.
I'm just saying two things I didn't like about Jen.
That was one.
She's just trying to protect her.
And the other one was she did this like,
this happens all the time.
She's like, I hate men.
When will it be my turn?
And I'm like, so do you want your turn?
You like men and you want a turn?
Or you hate all men?
Like, I just hate that comment.
Yeah, I'm like, all right.
The two things I loved about Jen
were one when she was chirping Gall to the
girls. She goes, he brought me pancakes with no syrup. I was like, yeah, that was really good. I would
have fucking dumped gall immediately. She's like, she like went on to go like, all the, all this
fucker knows how to do is make coffee. Yeah, yeah. I was like, that was amazing. And then dude,
this line, I don't know if you caught this, Dan, when she was leaving and Kenzie was doing her
bullshit, Kenzie comes up to her and she goes, I'm so sad. You're literally my best friend.
And Jen goes, oh, you're my best friend in here too. And like the ad of in here there was so
Narley.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You weren't my best friend.
I didn't know what are you talking about.
You know, I didn't notice that.
I clocked that part too because I loved that.
We did not get into, we'll do the awards now so we can all get out of here.
But we did not get into the Kenzie's reckoning at the almost getting voted out.
Like, Zach and Kada had an opportunity to do the fucking right thing.
Good point, Dan.
Do it.
Yep.
But, she's too good on TV.
They probably didn't let them.
To be fair, Caleb and Jaden, they don't have a great connection.
So that, like, before it even started, I was like, it's Amora and Gaul and Caden and Jaden.
Or Caleb and Jada, this is happening. And that was the right decision.
I think Caleb and Jaden are great. But it was just like, they didn't have a great connection.
Yeah.
When Jen called out Kenzie was like, you would not be my friend.
That was amazing.
It was not emotional. It was just logical and level-headed. And I was like, and that's correct, Kenzie.
And you need to fucking hear that. And when she was like, I didn't like that, that doesn't feel fair to me.
and I'm like, own up to what you've fucking been doing.
You literally brought Dylan in here.
Jen brought Gall in here,
and the next day you made out with Gall and lied about it.
Like said you weren't going to explain.
And I'm like, dude, own up to the shit.
Come on, be better.
And then when that moment happened, again, felt to me for the cameras,
like Kenzie being like so like, oh, Jen, I was like,
stop trying to make everyone think that you guys are boys.
And I was like, Jen, please do not let her get away with this.
So adding the in here, I was like,
My best friend in here too.
It's like, oh.
Nice.
Stand up for yourself.
Okay.
Awards.
Best friend from this week.
I'll go first.
Easily.
This guy's won before,
but I usually him of Bryce here.
Easily, Corbyn.
He was that dude this week for me.
I love that.
I just thought he speaks the truth like you always say.
And he's so confident, but in a healthy way, dude.
And like he's just...
Like he's level-headed.
You know, I guess that's it.
He's just level-headed.
He's just honest.
He doesn't hold anything back.
He's unable to mask his own emotions.
They just pour out of him.
So he says a lot of stupid shit.
He does a lot of stupid shit, but he's honest about it.
And that's why at the end of the day, everybody, like, nobody really has a problem
with him because he's so up front.
He's so honest.
He has not, he has not, like, not given all of himself to every single person in the
village.
You know what I mean?
Like he's not holding anything back.
And also, he's also one of the first ones to call out anybody.
It doesn't matter who it is.
Like, you did this.
I felt it was wrong.
And also they're always silent.
They take it very like, you can show.
Like they take it pretty good because they can tell it's like not manipulative.
Right.
She's just very honest and blunt.
Yeah.
This was a very healing episode for me.
Yeah.
We brought you back.
I'm close to that.
Again, I don't like the online discord.
I think people need to take a step back from their parissocial relationships and stop attacking people online.
Just stop standing people.
It's crazy.
The people who stick with one character.
and no matter what they do, it's like, no, I'm staying with them.
Like, you can, it's okay to get on a character and then build them up when they're right.
Like, if a character, if a character I really like fucks up, like Trinity, where I felt like she did not, like, handle herself the way she should have in the movie night thing.
Like, if you're going to have that energy for one person, have it for anybody.
I mean, listen, here's the deal.
We're fucking on an internet show talking about a show.
So, like, I'm not being a hypocrite.
Like, it's fun to talk about the show.
But don't stand.
Have fun.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, it's just like, let's have fun with the show.
Compliment when they do well.
These people are fucking absolute legends for going on reality TV and allowing their lives to be pulled apart.
Don't attack people.
Like it's, you know, I, my best friend, I think is going to be Jen.
Like I just, I think Jen got such a brutal.
She pulled a tough straw on the show.
She did.
And I just think Jen has been throughout the whole thing.
I think Jen's been very nice, kind and real and got very unlucky.
And I just like, I want Jen to get some flowers.
Okay.
Mine's going to be Parmita because she was such a great friend.
And she's probably honestly, she knows Melanie the least, but she's the only one.
That was the friendliest thing anybody's ever done for Melanie on this show.
And we're five weeks in, four weeks in.
And I want to do a blanket.
I think our threesome best friend is Melanie.
Because Melanie needs better friends.
Dude, I hear you.
Yeah, yeah.
I met the way I I I had week one I was like Melanie's being a little too like I don't know but now I know she has been under the spell of this fucking dark wizard she she has actually had the worst straw yes dude and it is time that people start coming to Melanie's defense and pulling the wool over her eyes and she exactly she needs more good friends and that we are we are her best friend and I hate how Melanie is our pick yeah you know people keep saying like Melanie keep well then why does she keep going back to him she's tried to run away and she's trapped every.
Everybody keeps telling her to go back.
She's trapped.
She seems, she feels crazy because she feels like, oh, I do want to run away, but because
everybody's telling me to go back, like, maybe, what am I crazy?
I'm like, I cannot hear another person look at her and say, he picked you.
I'm like, dude, no.
Picking is not the prize.
Anaya's going to do it tomorrow, by the way.
And so will Kada and so will, like, I hope they don't, but they're going to.
Danny, biggest enemy this week.
Um, oof.
We are all saying the same thing here.
I might actually shock you guys.
Yeah, biggest enemy this week.
We are part of the problem every week we let him get away with this dude.
It is sincere.
Oh, sincere.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sincere is, gives off the villain energy.
Okay, I'll say this then.
Sincere is the villain, but my biggest swing this week from like, I kind of like you
too, I am now currently out on you is Kada.
That's most my pick.
I thought Kada has a horrible work this week.
Kada, Anaya, and Trinity, it's all been very disheartening to see the way they have
stood by sincere and not had any, like no team Melanie.
and just stand by sincere while also tearing down Corby and Casey.
It makes no sense.
They're all connected.
Like I think, I don't want to speak for you guys, but like three, for me, three women that I love, Kada, Trinity, and Anaya.
Once loved.
I still can love.
Still can love.
Three women that I love, I think I need them to be better for Melanie.
Oh, man.
Like, yeah.
It's like Melanie, sincere needs to be held more accountable for what he has done to this woman.
You don't get to bring down Corby and Casey for what they did.
Stand by C. Sancerre while also shitting on your core four girl, Melanie.
Like that's not okay.
Who was the other?
Because, again, Corbin and Parmita, indisputable great moment calling Sincerra out.
I'm a huge fan of them now.
I thought that was really wonderful.
Who was the other couple that did it?
Oh, yeah.
T.T. might have spoke up and said something.
Oh.
No, no.
Who voted for?
You're right.
They got two votes.
Oh, it was, um...
Come on, Danny.
I think it might have been
Gall and Amora.
Oh, that might be...
Oh, that would make sense.
Yeah, Gall and Amora.
Because Amora was like...
I think you're right.
It's never going to work.
Yes, because Amora was saying something.
Like, she was like,
she was like, Melanie, it's not you.
Yeah.
It was them.
Because of Aramora...
Because Amora's not under the spell.
She knows who sincere is.
It's Corbyn-N-Amora.
And it's like, I hope that...
But now Amora's gone.
I hope that these other couples,
I hope that these other couples that...
Because you know what's definitely...
happening is actually you know what i believe that are the three women that we love and need
and want to love continue to love anaya keda and trinity they didn't vote for them because they
don't want melany to leave yeah and i understand that yeah but i hope yeah i hope that what corbin and parmita
did and what amora said makes them realize you know what that's valid and true and we
need to hold him to a higher standard
because she deserves better. That's what I need.
I need them all
to wake up from this spell.
Because it's like, listen, do you want to save
your girl and keep her on the island? I get
that. Like, her in the villa, it's not
fucking lost, Dan. If you want to
keep her in the villa, I get that because that's your girl.
And I want her there too. But
you can't let this shit keep going, dude.
Like if this guy... But then the next day, they
eggs in a rose and all their girls are
dancing for her. Like, oh my own work team? It's like
they have got to wake up.
Dude, yes.
Because it's a problem.
It's getting worse.
Yeah, what makes me sad is I think there's a part of them that's doing it because they're like,
let's try to make this better.
We want to make her happy because she's in a couple.
And they're friends with sincere too.
They like, oh, we want to make it all work.
Even there from the beginning too, right?
But it's like, no, you don't get to do both.
Yes.
You have to choose your phone.
We need to put sincere back in the dog house.
Yeah.
You've let him out of the dog house way too quick.
Also, I love how he's in the dog house and his girl sleeps outside and he sleeps in the bed.
Insane, bro.
And was it, Corbin?
who was like, you need to sleep out there too, dude.
Yes, he said that.
He was like, well, she's going to be out there.
That was hilarious when the owl was there, by the way.
I know.
She was like, I'm just trying to fucking have a break, dude.
Get out of here.
You know who else I think knows is Casey?
I think he knows who sincere is, but Casey, and he's shown this in the past.
His personality, his fastball is seeing something, knowing something's wrong,
and then just shutting the fuck up about it.
And he's going to blow up later.
I guarantee you a little bit later, he's going to step in randomly at some point,
like really mad and it'll be all this built up resentment to sincere.
And he's going to be like, no, you're fine.
It's just going to be like, whoa, where's this been, Casey?
Just like Kasa, because that's kind of his thing.
Like, he'll check it.
And I also do think him and Corbyn's sitting by each other during movie night.
Like, if Corbyn feels that way, I guarantee a Casey does too because they're kind of
very close.
Yep.
Yeah.
And Titi, like, Titi knows who sincere is.
Oh, yeah.
Obviously, there are a couple.
Like, I guarantee you Casey knows he's just not going to say anything because Casey's not a, you know,
a drama guy.
Quotes, do you have any, I guess.
No, let's, if you have some you can do, I was going to say, we always just do all the quotes
during the show, so we don't need to waste time on it.
these three. But if you save them, just let him rep.
Three quotes, Jen, she goes, she had
Kerr and Gall blew up and she goes, if I wanted to get
shit on by a man from Venice Beach, I would have just
stayed in L.A. Awesome. I love her.
Incredible. Queen Jen.
Gall. I think Gall is... If I see him
making coffee, dude, I'm fucking spitting his fish.
Yeah, dude, it's like right down the road
from... I know. Let's go right now.
Let's go team Jen. He was so fucking disrespectful to her.
Let's go chant Team Jen. Team Gen Fc.
This one, Melanie, all-time quote
here, to Anaya. Anaya was like
trying to defend Casey or like just going through the Casey drama and Melanie goes
stop trying to build that man up you play him build a bear with this bro.
Yeah like a real like a real like a friend works.
Dude I was like that remember when she said yesterday.
Sorry, wait, wait, who said that?
Melanie said it to Anaya.
Yeah.
Can somebody say that to Melania?
And she was talking about sincere.
Casey.
Casey.
She's like, stop trying to build his man.
He's playing build a bear with him.
Anaya was like defending Casey and she goes, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't defend that man.
Like that's what a real friend does.
Fuck yeah.
I love that.
And then this one, dude, this was so fucking funny.
That's such a good quote.
Can you play a build a bear with this bro?
That's so good.
And then this Corbyn, this is now, what I'm saying this from now on, dude.
He goes, I think he was talking to the boys, but he goes, I wish I could do his accent.
Some people do it online.
So funny.
But he goes, am I a bad person for saying Kenzie is out the window?
Probably.
But I was with my boys.
The energy was high.
I thought everything was regular, degular.
Like, he's the man, dude.
Dude, I was so funny.
The energy was high.
The AI jokes about him are so funny.
He thought everything was regular.
He's a hilarious human being.
Every now and then when he gets excited about something and his, like, his octave goes up a little bit, I'm like, what the fuck is that?
Like, he's so one note.
Okay, Dan, bottom two couples.
Ooh.
Bottom two for me are going to be Kenzie and Dylan.
I just, I love.
Caleb getting his moment to air out his grievances to her.
And when he doubled down, he was like, Dylan, it has nothing to do with you.
Yep.
I think Dylan is a sweet boy.
And I think he, I don't, I, I, I, I don't, I, are going to be next to go that couple.
They must be.
They must be.
She is a cockroach, the way she has survived on this show so many times.
They're not going to let TT and, I do not like the way that she does not own up to
her actions.
Again, Kenzie, I've got love for everyone in the show.
I love you.
I want you to be better.
Except for you, Kenzie.
Too many, too many times.
It's just been, like, I don't know, man.
Her immediately going and kissing gall
just felt so rude to Dylan.
It was insane.
And then to watch Dylan cry.
Daniel, she was exploring.
Yeah.
I'm allowed to.
I just like to watch him cry.
And then, like, the way he is so quickly.
Like, I didn't like how Dylan was like, when,
when Ariana was like, how do you feel about that guys?
And Dylan was like, I'm shocked by it.
I was like, you're shocked, Dylan.
Yeah, yeah.
That's my thing with the crying and to being shocked.
I want him to wake up.
I'm like, dude, she was rude to you.
He's playing.
And like this, this, I'm sorry.
I don't believe that Kenzie, like, when she keeps me like, we're great now,
I'm like, you're great because you need him to pick you.
Dude, it's complete.
And it's like, I don't know if the show is bringing in more bombshells.
I pray to God they are.
Just one.
Because I'm like, I need to see how some of these people react.
Yeah.
Bring them one more fucking cent on.
It brought me joy when they got three people voting for.
them because I was like, you need to see this. You need to see that you're not fooling as many people. Dylan
has been very nice to you. I think you should be nice back. That was good for her to see.
Yeah. And I, let's, let's believe that she will learn from it or hope. Yeah, yeah.
So they're in my bottom. And dude, I weirdly like really like everyone else. Like I, as far as the
base of the show, as we've said, this season is crazy. Yeah. Like, I, there's a lot of,
lot of couples that I'm like, I don't know what's going on here. But like, I think Carl's the
fucking sweetest man in the world. And I think he brings out the best version of Anaya. And I like
them together. I think TT and KC are great together. So I'm like, if I have to pick a bottom two,
I'm sorry, I've not thought about this until this very moment. Um, mine is Melanie and sincere.
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, what the fuck is wrong? What is going? I was like, I was going. I was,
I was about to be like, what are you doing?
I am so sorry.
I am, they are so, like, he is such a dark wizard that I'm not even considering him.
Yeah, he's got a spell on Dan now.
Literally, no, no, literally, no, literally, he did.
He got his spell on Dan. He got me.
That's contagious.
That is contagious.
You got to get away from us.
Get Dano out.
It's contagious.
Oh, my God.
Thank you for pulling the wool over my.
I literally wasn't even considering them a couple.
What am I doing?
It almost got them.
Kenzie and Dylan, but far more is since you're in Melanie.
And Melanie, my girl, it has nothing to do with you.
It is all sincere.
Melanie, you've done nothing wrong in your entire life.
She,
it is Melanie and sincere.
Absolutely.
I just wish you had better friends.
Are those your two also?
Those are my two.
Those are my two.
Oh, yeah.
And I tell you what,
this is what's going to happen.
And I hate,
if it does,
this show will be so unwatchable,
but the four couples are going to be the core,
like it's going to be Kada and Zach.
Bryce and Trinity.
And then it'll be sincere and,
and Melanie.
Which that is crazy.
And Naya and Carl.
That'll be like,
that'll be.
Does four go to the final?
or something. Yeah, and that'll just be the worst show in history, getting rid of Corbyn.
All the bombshells who've done well.
And T, like, Corbyn and Parmita are a great, like, I think they're really growing together.
We've seen nothing but good stuff come out of them. And also, too, like, Casey and Titi are, like, that's probably to me and nobody wants to hear it.
I think those, like, outside, when you want to talk about. Well, what are your, you're up for top two couples?
Like, what are your top two couples? I let, well, if I can't say that, because everybody gets fucking pissy, but I do think they will last the longest when this show, because, you know, it's always like, how long do the couple stay.
together outside of real life. Not doesn't last very long. Usually it's it. I think those two could
actually like really be in game. Casey and TT. So dude my I put Bryce and Trinity because they're still
my notes. Yeah that's one of them for me. But then I put Corbyn and Parmita because they're amazing. I think
Corbin and Parmita deserve it this. But I almost put Casey and T like Casey and Tee are my three.
I was also so impressed with the way she was there for him and like even though every girl in the
villa which is very hard for a girl to do when you're because you think I think about it as a guy like
if all the guys in the group are like making funny, you're. You're like making funny.
you for like or like getting on your girl and you're gonna it's very hard for a guy to sit there
and like defend their girl so vice versa like all the girls getting on her very hard for her to
sit there and defend her man how about that was awesome how about that moment when amora and jaden
were getting bounced and they all sat together and she was like listen i don't know anything
about these people outside of the show so sorry i'm not i don't care enough to do internet sleut on these
people but the empathy that i had for t t when she was like i don't really have a lot of
friends outside of this that killed me i almost cried the and it's like i'm like
I was just like, oh my God.
So, like, yeah, you're right, dude.
Like, to, it takes a lot of, it takes a lot of steel to see a group, a house full of
women all screaming at one person and you stand there and being like this.
I'm going to defend him.
Like that was, and if you guys get up, a lot of strength.
It was a lot of strength.
I will one be five, all of you skinny women right now.
Boom.
Besides you, besides you, Melanie, somebody take her away.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not her fault.
Yeah, Melanie is not incredible.
So, Dan, what are you're top to you?
I'm the same way.
Listen, I think Bryce and Trinity,
are, I think they're both just such lovely people.
They'd have to do a lot to mess up what they had done.
And I dig them together.
And I, I, I, Corbin and Parmaida deserve the nod.
They are getting a good at them.
And I also think, like, just to go back to the, like, you know, people who don't like
them for whatever reasons.
Yeah.
I think it's like, let's normalize and celebrate people being.
Confident in their own skin.
And it's like, I don't like the word lustful that gets thrown around.
It's such a buzzword this year.
So annoying.
When I see two people who go, God, I have.
God, I think you're so gorgeous.
Why don't we celebrate that?
That's a beautiful thing.
Like, they look at each other and they go,
I think you're so beautiful and hot.
Yeah.
Dude, we're perfect.
You don't want the,
you don't want to have vanity to the point
where it's hurting other people or being shitty.
And I don't think they,
I think she clearly doesn't feel like she's being used for,
like she,
I think they both think each other is gorgeous
and I think that's a beautiful thing.
They both are very similar.
They're both just like Jim Young,
Jim heads who live in Miami and are hot.
Dude, there was one scene
and they're getting to know each other.
and he's like, we should get to know each other
and he's like, you family oriented
and she's like, yeah, me too.
And like they have like a nice chat
and then he just goes,
and this smacks her ass in the thong
and I was like, but it'd be one thing.
But like Parmita, like, that's her man.
Like Parmira.
It's not like Parmita was like,
I hated that.
That was just like, she was like,
she was like, she was like,
she was like, hell yeah, yeah.
These two rock.
I love him, dude.
I love them, dude. I love rock.
And like there's a world where like Parmita,
I'm pretty sure she's like a fitness influencer.
Yeah.
And it's like she puts a lot of fucking work into that.
So is Corbyn.
Now she has a guy who's appreciating that.
Maybe she loves that.
Yeah, she like showed her back and Casa.
And Corbyn was like, oh, damn, Loki.
He's like very, it's very hard to impress him.
But he was like, yeah, Loki.
Yeah.
You might be competing with me.
Yeah.
She probably really enjoyed that.
Yeah, I agree.
Like a guy that actually like took the time to finally look at her back.
You know, most fucking doucheeds would probably be like, yeah, muscular woman.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
Let's let everyone get on with their Fourth of July, including Dr.
Well, just us. Everyone's listening on Sunday.
Yes, it's true.
But listen, I will say it was like
we had a couple weeks where I was like,
this show's bumming me out. And I think we could be seeing in the light here.
Let's go.
Yeah, dude.
We're sending all the love to all the cast.
Everyone, let's start getting better.
Sincere, you are in the doghouse.
We wish the worst for you, buddy.
We know exactly who you are.
We are stuffing you in the doghouse.
Sociopath.
And you need to fucking be better.
And let's also cast us, us,
fans, we're protecting Melanie.
Let's all get in sincere DMs.
You can't do.
No.
No. No.
Do not fucking send negative messages to people you don't know online.
Do it to his family members.
Send supportive messages to Melanie's DMs.
Yeah.
Everybody DM Melanie.
Let's DMM Melanie and go, hey, we love you.
We love you, Melanie.
We love you, Melanie.
We want what's best for you.
And sincere, you're in the doghouse.
You've got to be better, pal.
Send messages sincere.
Send him to his sister and his mom.
All right, we love you guys.
all have a great. I hope you had a great fourth. Have a great Sunday. Enjoy the show. Let's hope
everything keeps trending up. Hopefully, yeah. Trending up.
