Empty Netters Podcast - Panthers Got Cocky | 108

Episode Date: June 16, 2024

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Visit medcan.com slash moments to get started. Ice is ready and we are back with another episode of the Empty Netters podcast brought to you by Labat Blue Light. And what's funny, Chris, is that this is not a hockey podcast today. This is apparently a circus podcast because we are not talking about a hockey game. We are talking about the most pathetic and embarrassing display of the sport that we have seen all playoffs long. What a shit show. What a fun time, however, in Edmonton at, Rogers Place. The barn was going nuts. The fans are going crazy. People are ripping up and

down the streets right now, honking their horns, waving the car flags, going crazy. The bars are going to be a disaster tonight. And the Florida Panthers have to answer for the absolute jackassery buffoon show that we just watched. What do you have to say? I have one thing to say, Dan. Talk to me. Is that you dancing in an elbow room? Go, go, go, go, go, go. do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. How do you feel? Dude, hold on. I'm going back into headphones.

Dude, actually talk. Make sure I can still hear you. I can hear you. Can you hear me? You got to talk into your microphone, though, you dumb bitch. Dude. I wanted it so bad. I wanted it so bad.

You know what, man? I've actually been dying because I told the Oilers fans to get fucked before this series started. I said, get fucked. And we got here. And you were like, you're going to get a beer dumps on your head, which hasn't happened yet, by the way. And every Oilers fan that I've met has been so nice to us, truly. Amazing.

And about halfway through the conversation of them being so nice, love your show, love everything you guys are doing. Really appreciate you guys being here. They always go, you are a prick to us, though. Like, they know. Like in my mind, I'm like, oh, I guess they don't know. But like, they know. Oh, yeah. So I, maybe it's the Canadian kindness, dude.

But I'm telling you, man. And I said Panthers in five. I still think it's Panthers in five. We'll get to that. But I am like, before we landed here, I was like, the Oros can get swept and I don't give a shit. Whatever, dude. And we got here and I was like, man, we need a win.

We need a win, Dan. We need a win. And I could not be. happier for the fans, for the city, for the Oilers' players themselves, and least importantly, for us, because it was sick to see Rogers' place at its full power, at his full capacity, at its full ability, dude. Eight one. What was it, fucking 9, 10, 1?

What was it, 15, 1? How many of the old school was 25 tonight? Dude, my, it's hard to keep track. Oh, dude. They hung a snowman, and you'll love to see it. Sick, dude. I want to echo all of that. I couldn't be happier to be here in Edmonton at Rogers Place with these amazing fans.

I'm so happy that we saw a win here in Edmonton. If not for any other reason than the fact that people would have burned the city down and beat their fucking spouses if we didn't have this. Yeah. I mean, you could tell after a game three loss, we went out to the bars here in Edmonton and we saw about 17 fights. Yeah, for real. That's not a lie. people think you're exaggerating right now that is not a lot yeah that that was not an exaggeration multiple fights it was like every bar we went to multiple fights so i'm glad that we're hopefully not going to see that tonight it's going to be a lot of happy people tonight maybe i might fight someone tonight and i do mean these fans man this city we've had the fortune of going to a lot of different cities a lot of different barns over the last couple years of empty netters top five rogers place and these people have been Edmonton CP, top five cross the board.

So to give them this win, to have them get this moment, fantastic. I'm so happy that we got to be a part of it and we get to witness it. Now, that said, I need people to know for the rest of this episode. If you are an Oilers fan, don't take any offense to me maybe not giving credit where you think it's due. And if you're a Panthers fan, do not take offense to the things that I'm about to say about your team. Or do. I'm about to go on a 40-minute rant on how utterly embarrassing and pathetic that this game four performance was by this Florida Panthers team. Like what a fucking clown car we just watched.

and every single one of them should be in that locker room right now getting pee-p-wacked by Paul Maurice. And if they're not, and if they're going to pull this. You know they are, dude. I don't know that they are because this is what I'll say. Dude, this is what I'll say. And hindsight's 2020 always. Because if they win in five,

they will always get to look back and go, dude, remember game four? What a joke. Like they get to laugh about it. But right now, I'm like, you've humiliated yourselves. And I don't give a shit if you win this series. Tell me, Chris,

go back and look at when Tampa beat Montreal in five. Go back and look at when Vegas beat Florida in five. Did you see a performance like this in the one loss? I mean, holy shit. No. So let's get into the fact

that this is what we know. And clip this. Clip this, Redmond, because this is the clip. This is the highlight of this episode. The boys got cocky. This Florida Panthers team

had already booked a table at Hakasan. They had rescheduled their flight to go straight to Vegas after the cup celebration on the ice tonight, and they were ready to fucking rip it up in Sin City, bring in Lord Stanley up and down

the Vegas strip, and they were ready to fucking peacock their way into a Stanley Cup winning celebration, and they got ahead of themselves. They got a little over their skis, And look at that. They tip forward and they tumbled down the mountain and they got a fucking snowman capped on top of their heads.

And they got absolutely shit pumped by the Edmonton Oilers and fucking embarrassed, dude. And it's okay. It happens. Sometimes you get a little cocky, you get a little ahead of yourselves. And I want it to be very clear that this Florida Panthers team started planning the parade a little bit too early. And now they're getting fucking pee-p-wacked as they should because they just got fucking dog walked up and down Edmonton, Alberta.

Dude, got their tips crossed, Dan. Got their tips crossed. Hey, Chris, they pizzaed when they showed a French fried. And you're going to have a bad time. Bro, the, and we don't need to air too much out here. But yes, this Panthers team expected to win tonight. They were making arrangements to win tonight. Oh, yeah.

Like Edmonton wasn't fun enough, a fun enough place to celebrate the cup. Now you've got bigger problems. You got much bigger problems about which club you're celebrating it. Well, C.P. I'm not that worried, but. Let me interrupt you, because I'm willing to get cocky here ourselves and say, this isn't speculation. This is the empty netter boys doing a little rumor talk. And I'm telling you right now, this.

Don't blast anybody. I'm not going to blast anybody, but I am going to blast the team because the fucking parade and party planning. was happening. This is not us going, oh, yeah, no, we think. Oh, no. They were fucking planning the potty,

dude. They were planning the potty, and now they go, oh, shit, we got to go home. And that's what happens. And that's also what happens when in game three,

you take a fucking, you get a five-minute major, and then you take a penalty and give up a goal. And then in game four, you get an immediate peep and then give up a shorty. Don't even get me fucking started.

either powerplay, frankly, but don't even get me fucking started on the Panthers PowerPlay in this series. I know the Orler's PK is at 99.9 repeating percent. Dude, the Orler's PK is not good, period. 15th in the league. They're going to be 15th in the league next year. Middling bullshit. And you certainly can't be going negative in a clinch game.

In a clinch game, Dan. They weren't ready to play, period. Now, I was on the Oath tonight. You were on the Oates tonight. I did lose $1,000 tonight, by the way. We'll just toss that in there real quick. I thought there would be an empty netter. And even at like 5-1, I was like, there's going to be an empty-nether still because, like, it'll get close.

It'll get four, five, three, five-two, maybe they pull them. I lost a thousand to nothing. It was a fucking nightmare. My point is the Panthers were not ready to play tonight. And I was on the Orioles tonight. I'm happy. And I wanted to see them get a lead. And they did.

The shorty. Dude, can I talk about that shorty real quick? Please. We've given the Panthers Power Play so much shit. Outrageous pinch. I want to say bye for Hagee. It was, dude. And thank you for saying that.

It was such a bad fucking pinch. Outrageous pinched, Jen. He didn't even have a prayer at winning that foot race. And there was also, Chris, there was no need. There was no need to be like, I got to go get this. It was such a bad decision. it was also just a bad play, just trash all around. And a pretty heady play by Brown, because you could have just, if you're Brown, if that's me, honestly, I might just, I win that foot race and I just ice it.

It's heady play by Brown to be like, I can actually, I'm so far ahead of you here. I could just chip this by you and get a two on one. Absolutely. So really heady play by Brown, really heady poised by Brown as he like weights out Bob. And I wouldn't. And I'm sure. Honestly, if Barcov doesn't go, or actually, I think it was Montor, I think. If Montor doesn't go careening into Bob, I don't think that pass gets it's not a goal.

And dude, that's what I was going to say. I don't think any coach in their right mind would be like, that's a bad play by Montor. But allow me, Dan, non-NHL coach, to say, dude, I can't have, it's, no offense. It's Brown and Yanmark. Like, I don't need you careening into Bob during this play. I just need you to play D, take the lane away, and let Brown shoot it. You know what I'm saying? Like Bob hasn't given up a fucking goal, a pure goal in a thousand years,

except for Echholm shooting it through his belly button, Echholm pumping it through his umbilical cord and then out his spine. That's the only time he's been scored on. So just give one step towards Brown to make him think about it, take the Yannmark pass away, and then say, I dare you to shoot it on Bob. And unless you somehow Luke Skywalker it through the fucking belly button portal again, this is probably not going in. But instead he goes, what if, what if I slid into Bob, knocked him out of the goal, what would happen then?

What then? They were like this. Edmonton would, they would in fact score a shorty. Then you get Henrique, right? That was the second one? I think so. Yes. And now, damn, finally, we got, I said for the game, I was like, I want a lead, I want a real lead, I want a one nothing, Panthers are scary, boom, real lead. Place went nuts at two nothing. Like, that's maybe the loudest I had heard it in a minute, like two nothing. That might have even been, four, three got really loud in game three, but that was really good. And I'm like, okay, okay, I don't, I don't think the orders were scoring more than three, four goals in this game. We've got two in the first. We've got two in the first. is amazing. First to three wins. We always say that. Bang, Teresanko tip. And I'm like,

oh, fuck, of course. It's going to be a dog fight. It's going to be a dog fight. And then it went three one in the first, right? Like Holloway got, yeah. So like, dude, like all of a sudden they have three goals in the first fucking period. And I was like, holy shit, dude, they have four goals coming in the series coming into tonight. So it felt, it felt different. It felt like a team playing with their fucking life on the line and a team playing with, they were like, whatever, dude. I thought we were going to roll. I thought Evanton was going to roll over. I thought we'd won this series already.

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And they get that goal. And it was like, okay, here we go. And then bang, immediately Holloway gets on the board. And it was like, oh, dude, we are done here. Like, I turned to everybody in the arena that we were with. And I was like, we're done. Like, let's go to Florida now. Like, this is over.

Yep. and it obviously continues. Like, I don't even know if we want to break down this game because it was such a joke. Like, there's no need to get into the ins and outs of this game. And this is where I said in the beginning, I don't want any Oilers fans to be like, what, dude, you're not going to take time to talk about all of our eight goals. No, I'm not. Your goals were scored by fucking Yanmark Henrique, Holloway,

McDavid on a shit turnover. Good shot. Shit. Good pass. Good pass. Good shot. Yep. And dude, fucking, I'm not going to give, I'm not going to give McDavid a hard time at all because I said, score a fucking goal, you pavo. If you're going to be the best player in the league in your first finals. I don't give a fuck if Forsling is trying to clear one. He rims it around the boards. It hits a stanchion, shoots out in front, hits McDavid in the temple, and goes in.

Score a fucking goal. Get on the board. did and he did so I got nothing to say six shot great class nice legs in the neutral zone boom did his job and he oh dude and by the way why don't we just get into this

right now McDavid has 38 points no come on don't steal my spotlight I'm saving that for the end of the episode because fuck you bitch dude all right we'll come back to that I am fucking shook yeah anyway he scored he scored and good for him dude because he had to he absolutely had to yeah

my point being before you interrupt me, you horny bitch. McDavid gets that goal. Then nurse scores. Dude. Shut up, dude. Just let me get through this score sheet. Then Nuge.

Why? After the sleepy fucking Panthers team is on the PK and it's like, what's the point of doing anything? And oh, would you look at that? McDavid does the wheel around, kicks it out to dry. Dry puts one on net. Crossbar. Back of fucking Stolar's falls down and then Nuge taps it in.

And then I will say on Holloway's goal, Putee pass by McDavid. Just like gets it on the outside. Just one touches it back into the middle, Holloway scores, and then the cloud gets the eight. There we go, guys. That's it.

That's the score sheet. 8-1 absolute fist-fucking by Edmonton. And here we are. We're headed back to sunrise. Dude, let's just take a moment and talk about this bozo, the clown, dude. Put on your big red nose and your big shoes, maybe a bow tie and yellow suspenders. And let's talk about the fucking clown performance by this Florida Panthers team. The Panthers should have to travel to Edmonton in one Volkswagen Beetle, the entire team.

Yes. Stuff them all in one Volkswagen Beetle, make them drive all the way to Ed, from Edmonton to Fort Lauderdale, and get out with their big red shoes and their white face paint the whole way. And then they can parade into, I don't know what that arena is called anymore, but they can all parade into the arena. Pack in and head on down to the south. This is what I want to say, dude. And I'm going to compare this to the NBA right now. Do it. I'm to compare this to the NBA because you were hot and bothered last night.

I'm a Celtics fan. I'm a Celtics fan and I've got some of my fucking green team pink hat Celtics fan buddies screaming at me after game four by the Celtics. This is my stance. it is not easy to sweep a team ever in my opinion ever let alone in the final if you're in the final you're a phenomenal team i don't give a shit and so it's the other team theoretically well yeah because that's if you're in the final that includes two teams you fucking knobhead if you're in the final you're a great team spare me on injuries spare me on this that you're a great team so if you

sweep some of the finals. I mean, Jesus Christ. We haven't seen at what, CP, in the NHL since 1998? Is that right? Yeah, four sweeps in a row. 95, 96, 97, 98. Which is like one of the craziest stats. Bonkers. In the NHO. It is so crazy to get a sweep

in the NHO. So I'm not saying that, like, that should have happened. If you lose a game in the final, in the playoffs, I don't give a shit. If you lose a straight up game, I don't give a shit. But if you

come out when Lord Stanley's in the building and you play like that, you deserve momentarily to get trashed on. You deserve ridicule. And if you win in game five, you deserve praise.

Yes. And also, you don't deserve, if I'm one of the people being like this, you guys are dipshits. You played like shit in game four. And then they went in game five. People don't deserve to then come to me and go, you fucking idiot, you loser, you were talking shit after your game four. I'm like this.

You don't get to cheer for them. You don't get to be a part of this celebration. I'm like, yeah, I do. That is the lamest pink hat take in the world because I'm like, did I say that they lost the series? Did I say that it's all over? No, I said, you played like fucking dipshits in game four. You were a clown.

And you deserve to hear that. And every, this is what we said about Maurice earlier. I hope Maurice isn't going, whatever, guys. Like, what a joke or go back to Florida. Even if this is part of the script, dude, if they were like, We wanted to win in Florida the whole time. No, no, no, no. And you know it's not.

I would love it if Panthers fans are saying that right now. I hate that shit so much. We wanted to win in Florida. They wanted to lose. Chris, do you think a... Fuck you talking about, dude. Yes, do you think a professional sports team in the Stanley Cup finals going, yeah, let's let this team hang eight on us.

Let's let Connor McDavid get what did he have, CP. Four points in this fucking game. No fucking chance. That was a pathetic performance. I think the Panthers are the better team. And yes, my money is on them taking this series. still. That is a bad, bad performance. And they, and they know it. That's my thing. They know it and they deserve to know it. A couple things for you. You brought up a few. Nursey, dude. Sarah in the

building. She's going crazy. Sarah glass banging. That was actually, that was actually really sick to see. Yeah, I fuck it. We were with Sarah last night. If you guys aren't dialed into the P-W at your clowns and Sarah Nurse is just such a fucking weapon, like both on the ice and as a human being. So cool hanging with her last night and then seeing her at the barn while Darnel absolutely nip jobs won and then seeing her Selly. How cool is that? We posted the other day with Murals that we want to move Nurse up to wing.

Yeah. Got a lot of heat for it. Get him in the offense. What can you say now, dude? what can you say now get him up there dude get him up there dude that was sick

follows mac david into the zone grabs that hell of a shot absolutely and dan i'm not sugar-coating it he's he's been horrible he's been horrible but what a feeling that must have been for him right like you know you haven't played well

so good and just and not like that goal was the difference but just fucking christ dude that must have just been an all time moment on the boys i know he got a few extra dapps everybody knows the situation you know and it's like fuck yeah dude that was a great moment so that's one of those nights where you know it's going you know what i mean dude like you know when you'd have a game where it's like fucking early peeper maybe and then like your third line gets one and then like your goalie makes a paddle save and just like only six minutes of the game and you're like oh we win in like with this the boys are absolutely in one when they're scored it was

Probably over anyway. What was it? The fifth? I'll look right now. He had, uh, fifth, I think.

Fifth, yeah, but dude, so he was probably over 5-1. But when Nurse he scored, I was like, oh yeah, I was like,

like that's like, we did it. He's had a tough year, a tough playoffs. Yeah. And when he scored that entire arena, was like, Nurse?

Yeah, dude. Let's go. Holy fuck. Okay, next thing, dude, and I really want your take on this. Bob yanked.

Bob's like this. Here's my impression. of Bob this game. What's the deal with airline food? And then the tomatoes the tomatoes started coming from the glass seats

and then Paul got the fucking you see the hook comes out. Paul got the hook, dude. What's the deal with airline food? And you know, I like, you know how like his cartoon, his body's like cartoonishly still there. Yeah. It's like the outline of his body.

Oh, yeah. Yanked. Dude, famously. Vasi is like another Russian psycho is like, leave me in, dude. I want to see more shots. Don't fucking pull me. I hate that they see me get pulled. Leave me in. Bob goes, good day, sir.

Get me the fuck out of here. Where do you stand on that? Get him out. I love how Vassi's like that, but if you're not Vassi, like, I don't know if Bob is like that. If Bob is like that, then leave him in. And he's pissed it, Paul. Yeah. I'm like, dude, get the fuck out of the game here.

I'm not going to be super hard on Bob. Like we said, even that first one, it was like, you know, what can he do? Fucking, uh, Montor goes training into him. Second one was a centering pass, nothing. Holloway was that backhand towie that Bob got a lot of, but I'm not sure this much he can do there. It was just the next two was like the McDavid shot, the nurse shot. And neither bad shots, but like those were the two that were just like clean shots. Yeah.

He didn't play well at all. It was five goals on 11 shots. the one thing I will say is funny is after that game three performance dude we just saw all these stats I mean big head hockey shout up big head hockey we yeah oh I know you're gonna say yeah they tweeted a premature tweet like they tweeted his stat like they were like bob's playoff stats 9 8 4 save percentage or something that was like through two periods and then he let in fucking three goals or two yeah yeah and it was like well it's not bad it's like 9 5 2 so that that was already premature. But everyone's just absolutely

suck in Bob's cock. They're like Bob unbelievable. One of the great playoff performers of all time. Yeah. Lock Hall of Famer, two-time Vezna, Stanley Cup winner, likely Con Smith winner, blah. Everyone is just slob in. I'm going to do it again. You know what I'm about to do. Choked, dude.

Going crazy on Bob. And then comes out and shits. All over himself, 50% save percentage. Just so bad. Let me find it exactly. And again, it doesn't matter. Not all on Bob. It's on the team.

But that was a poopy diaper performance by everyone on Florida, including Bob. 6, 8, 8. Dude, he, oh, he only, it was only four. Fuck. Or no. Oh, no, yeah, it was five. Dude, so he, I couldn't agree more. Get him out.

I am not in that bullshit at all. Yeah, bro. Yeah. Get him the fuck out of the game. I might have pulled them. No, because they're such a comeback team. Like, even after 4-1, it was probably the right time. Because 4-1, McDavid goes 4-1 top of the second.

You could have yanked him there, but the Panthers are so good. And there's so much time left that I was like, maybe. 5-1, peace. See you later. Save the legs, kid. He's completely fine. Oh, dude, this game was over at 3-1, by the way. But the Panthers are so good that it's just reckless to pull Bob.

Dude, at 2-0, I'm with you. Panthers are so good. I was like, they're fine, dude. Like, two goals in the first period, whatever. They're asleep. they then immediately scored and I was like yep and here you go and then the second right after that it became 3-1 I was like oh they're dead like they are completely asleep this game's over Edmonton if they had pulled Bob after that third goal in the first period and you and you were like this is good call good decision I would have punched you in your noggin dude what did I say that I said it was probably the right time to pull him because it wasn't over till 5-1 and you said it was over at 3-1.

And I'm like, and I said, you can't pull ball, though. And I didn't say pull him there. I was just saying like, you're dead, dude. Yeah. So get him the fuck out, dude. It was the right call. He is, it is completely fine. I have no issue with that. Also, actually,

before we get into this, talks me about your McDavid, your McDavid bet. Time is now. Boys. I'm so shook. I can't believe it. I've been getting text. I've been fielded and text. We've been getting DMs.

Hey, Dan, start sunblocking your fucking bare bottom, you dumb bitch. And now McDavid's got 38 points with another game, minimum. Minimum. Minimum. Another game. Squad. It is real good to be me. Well, not that good.

Oh, dude. Oh, buddy. Let me ask you a question, Chris. I was actually getting nervous tonight, Dan. They hit a point where I was like... As you should have been. He might score like seven points tonight. This is some bullshit, dude.

Let me ask you a question. In elimination games, this series. I'm not even going to do you dirty and bring it to other series. In elimination games in this series, how many points per game is Connor averaging? When his team is facing elimination? Yeah.

We had fucking four tonight, so that skews it. Fucking dumbass. It's a stat, though. 2.3. No, it's 4. He's getting 4 a game? Yeah, in elimination games of this series. Oh, this series.

I thought you said this playoffs. No. Okay, yeah, fair. Four. So when we head to sunrise and play on Monday, Tuesday. Or Tuesday. And we're in an elimination game.

And I only need two more points to put you in a blitzelm. low-up Tyrannosaurus Rex costume working out on Mussel Beach. I feel pretty good. I need him to play... Say something. Shut up. Yeah, I got you, you stupid idiot.

That's a fucking pump fake. You a little pump-fake bitch. I just fouled you. You a little pump-fake bitch. Now you're shooting three at the fucking line. I need him to play at 50% and I'm going to win this bet. You stupid bitch, dude. Imagine betting against Connor.

I didn't even need seven games. I need five. What brings me such joy is my dream. My dream was 39 because I was trying to maximize the time that you had to have anal beads hanging out of your bare ass while you're back squatting. Your costume for me is going to involve anal penetration. And a ball gag. Ball gag. You're going to be the...

You were going to be... Dude, who's... Christ. Who's the... What's it called? in, um, the gint. The geek. No, the geek.

You want me to be the geek? You are going to be the geek, dude. Shout out Joe Kelly. Actually, you were, you just put a great idea in. I'm so, I'm so upset for you. I, everyone is like this. Oh, yeah. You guys are going to work out at Muscle Beach in like a Borat costume like we've said

or like some form of banana hammock or a ridiculous guy. I'm going to just dress you up as like a disson. disgusting, decrepit, drug addict, homeless person. And be like this, go in there and work out for an hour, dude. And it's not, no one's going to find it funny. Yeah, right. It's just going to be humiliating for you. I'm going to sacrifice content for the sake of your personal humiliation.

I want you to be in there and I want to see nothing but the slow teardrop falling down your face. As you go, what has my life become? Smudging, running, making the dirt. that you've smeared across my face run. There's a clear line. We can see your skin tone for the first time in years. Dude, I'll tell you. Gunk, the muck,

washing away with one single key. I'll tell you, dude, I wanted, I was sad after game one that you were only going to have to work out for 31 minutes because I was praying for 39, and now I'm happy that I'm going to get my wish because when the Panthers winning game five, you know the O's probably only since the goal, maybe two, but McDavid's not having two points.

So he's going to have an assist on the first one, and they're going to lose fucking 4-1, and it's 39 minutes maximum time that I get to put you up in there. And it's going to be awesome. He's going to score. And I needed this. I needed this adversity.

I needed this adversity. He's going to score exactly two points. I need you to know that. One point. Exactly two. Needed this adversity. And it's going to be fucking great. It's going to be so tough.

Okay. Here's what else I have for you. No, no. Hold on. One thing that I really want to point out is this. This is a huge win for the oilers. They didn't get swept. That's amazing.

got a win in front of the home crowd. Who knows what's going to happen. But they believe in themselves. Connor Brown had that absolutely unhinged quote. He's like, we think that we've outplayed them every single game. And I'm here to say, I would say this to his fucking face. Connor Brown, you're out of your fucking mind. You are a buffoon.

Yeah, like if you think you've outplayed this team, you are fucking moronic. You are so much worse. But I love the play. I love that comment because he's going, we believe, dude. And then he comes out and would you look at that, he makes a game winning and game changing play on the first goal. So, like, that is where you. fucking put your money where your mouth is. The bottom six

has been showing up for Edmonton. And boy, oh boy, did they show up tonight? Like we did when we read off those goals, dude. The bottom six on this fucking team. And obviously we got guys like Fogles playing with dry saddle and shit like that. But like these role players, they are standing up, man. They are showing up. And I'll tell you what, dude.

If you're Florida and you are all. undoubtedly every Orlish fan you know before this win you would have agreed with this so calm down if you're about to get mad about this undoubtedly this Panthers team

is the better team oh my God but if you're gonna get scrappy and you're gonna draw this out this is how you do it you do it with your role players outperforming Florida's role players and the last two games

they sure is shit are outperforming them I mean, dude, I will say it again. I'll circle back to my fucking rant from earlier. I don't give a fuck if they end up and win this in five. Florida. Getting dummied to the tune of a snowman 8-1 loss is in hockey. Yeah.

Is unacceptable, soldier. That's fucking brutal, dude. Win or lose? Yep. Brutal. And at the end of the day, winning is all that. matters. And if and when the Panthers win the cup, they'll go, who gives a fuck about that game four? We got to go home and went on home ice. Or we went back to Edmonton in game six.

And all that matters is winning. And that is true. But I will say that you can always go back and look at this game four and go, we had a chance to close it out. We had a chance to fucking be dogs. Like the 98, the 97, the 96 and the 95 teams and go, just fucking win, you slam the fucking door shut. And not only did you not slam the door shut? You actually turned it into a double door saloon. That doesn't even have a hinge and just let it be open at all times. And you've got

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Cbedeng.com for terms U.S. promotional offers not available in New York, Nevada, North Carolina, Ontario, or Puerto Rico. The only thing that I will say is if you are, like, I'm glad that McDavid scored. And R&H got a goal, which was like almost high men. Like they were both kind of right there. Dry Settle with the crossbar even like that. That was good shit from those guys. But you, like, they still didn't wow me a ton.

I know that sounds crazy. they won 8-1, but I'm not like, oh, the Oilers, stars really got going in this game, and what did the fucking shots finish as? I'll try to pull it up right now. But it was like 35, 33 Orlers. Like, I didn't even think the Oilers were all over the Panthers in this game. You know, like, it's so crazy. I'm like, I don't even know what that happened here.

C.P., we opened this episode calling this a clown. Like, we're doing a clown show. The MTV Netters podcast is doing a rodeo episode. That was not a hockey game, dude. That was not a hockey game. That was a joke. I think Paul Maurice goes into the lockerman's screen. at the boys. I don't think he says it's fine. I don't think anybody of the boys are saying it's fine.

But I am like, and I don't think you're saying this, but I would happily bet anybody that the Panthers hammer fuck the oil list in Game 5. Oh, really? I don't even think it will be a close game. I think they will fucking murder them. I would bet. I probably will bet on a Bob shutout. And I, like, I think it's, this is, this couldn't be more done if the Panthers had won tonight. That's how done this series is. And I'm saying it right. right here. The only scary thing is Verhege scored like the first goal of this series, I think. No point six. Hey, you're going to give me an apple on this? Yeah, but and then Kachuk, which I was talking to you about, that had that good play on the

Bennett goal the other night. But like Bennett broke that pass up and then Kachuk just passed it to him. His only point of the series. Those are the Buss and 10 boys, dude. Specifically those two guys. Thank you, Chris. Listen, dude. Come on. If I'm going to get on dry siddle and McDavid and you know if we're going to be dog in them yep we're doing it right back because fucking dog Verhagian kachuk when your team's winning and when you're making plays elsewhere like sure it's fine but now you've lost and not only you got lost you got spanked you got your pants pulled down in front of the entire class and you got your bare bottom spanked and now it's red it looks like a red tablecloth at an Italian restaurant it is bright red

you got a nice spanking and when you look at this team and you go, who are the big dogs? Who are the guys who are supposed to be scoring? You got Carter Hagee, as you just said, scored the first goal of series has done Jack shit since. You got Matthew Kuchuk, jack shit all series as far as scoring goals. Yep.

Through four games, boys, you still might win in five, as we have said. But I'll tell you the way that you make sure you win in five. You wake up. You wake up and you start doing your fucking job. Like you said, bus and ten boys. These are your sub-zero stone cold killers, your assassins. And now you're in an elimination game. You got a chance to win the first Stanley Cup in your franchise history.

And now, Chris, let's talk about this. I'm being dramatic. That's what I do. I have a flair for drama. In your franchise's history, you've played in one game where you have a chance to bring Lord Stanley home. Nice. That's the performance.

Ooh. Yeah, nice call. And dude, Dan. Listen, like, I just called it out. It's being dramatic. But dude, that's real, dude. That's a real fucking thing. I'm going to drop the schick.

I'm going to drop joking around for one second. That's real. And that's okay, because like we said, and we've said it a million times in this episode, at the end of the day, winning is all that fucking matters. Just do your fucking job and win and bring the hardware home. So maybe they do it in game five. But ultimately, there are no asterix in this life.

Only scoreboards. You can't have this opportunity and perform like that. So thank God you're up 3-0, right, boys? Yep, yep, yep. Get another chance here. At home. You get another one after that, and then after that, if it gets to it, whole shit. So, dude.

make sure you go home in game five, you take your licking and you go, we're not going to be the guys that when we have a chance to fucking get it done, we perform like dickheads. We did one stupid thing. We got a little cocky. We were looking at the casino floor. We were looking at hakisson. We were looking at the Vegas lights. We got a little distracted.

So we went home when we took care of business. That's what you got to do. If you're Florida, that is what must be going through your head right now. Because if you go into game five and then two times, Chris, in your franchise's history, you have a chance to bring Lord Stanley home and you poo poo down your leg. You lose 10. You lose 101. Imagine losing 101 in game 5.

And then game 6, you come back here. It's 23-2. And then game 7, anything can happen. Chris, now we got a trend. Imagine being outscored 33. Imagine being outscored 41 to 3 over 3 games. and then believing in yourself in game seven. That's a tall task.

And dude, Dan, for Hagee, by the way, had that two-on-one with Bennett. It was two-one-one-oil-oilers in the first. Oh, my gosh. Two-on-one-one. Bennett, nice little sauce. Really nice Alfredo. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

I hate to do it again. You're fucking buzzing, dude. Wow. Something about Edmonton. What the fuck? Something about Edmonton, man. How do you remember that play? We talked about it.

so many times before we hit record. How do you remember to bring that up? We even brought up Verhegey. And then we moved on. You let me put on my fucking Fespian hat and my puffy collar and go on my little rant of the Dramatics. And then you still bring it back to the Verhegey Bennett play. It was right here.

You had it in my back pocket. Look at it. It was right here. I had it right here the whole time. This guy's fucking buzzing. Dude, Bennett sent that nice, creamy Alfredo over Dan. And then Verhegian dude. It was that soft.

was thick. And then, dude, I said about the dry sidle 1T game three. Yeah. Because we get a lot of comments. Even like talking to the chicklets boys, like, it's got to be up here. It's got to be up here. And it does. It does.

You're an NHL guy. You're a 50 goal guy. But dry saddle hammered that one timer. And it wasn't here. And he wishes it was here. And it's maybe here in a regular season game in a fucking throwaway game in Rochester. But he hit it.

Verhege, dude. He got wood on it. Right? He got wood on it. did you see that fucking apple cinnamon crumble muffin that he fucking flipped at fucking stew skinner what in the fuck was that dude it literally looked like my fucking it looked like our sister's kid our nephew just kidding we don't have a nephew i just wanted to give everyone throw them for a loop for a second dude there was a moment there where a lot of fans were rabbi rabbi i was

fucking sister. Dude, but that looks like, that looked like someone trying to hit their first one T ever and it's all fucking with flippy floppy

flippy floppy all wrists and it's fucking tumbling over at Skinner it was so tumbling that Skinner almost missed it because he was like what in the fuck

was that dude? And CIPI I hate to take shit away from people like that play when we were watching again Rogers went nuts in that play

because again that was 2-1 guys like dude 2-0 Oilers unbelievable tip by Teresanko to make it to 1. And then that play happens. You got a turn on one with a couple of killers, Bennett and Verhegey and everyone.

Now you're dead. The just collective breath hold in Rogers in that moment was palpable. And I was like, oh, my God. And in the moment, when Skinner made the save, we were all like, holy shit. And then you see the replay to see that Verhege didn't hit it with his purse. He hit it with his fucking clutch. Dude. That was just the most wrist flopped toe pick.

ever seen. I was like, warm blueberry, dude, microwave 20 seconds. Not too long. Are you overdo it? It gets too spongy. A perfect 20 second microwave blueberry muffin into Skinner's glove.

Not the time, sir, in game four. Brutal piece on that one. Listen, I'm not stressing if you're Florida. This is fucking over. I said it before I'll say it again. It's over. Brutal game clown show.

You said it at the top. But I'm so fucking glad we saw another's win to be honest with you. That's my whole analysis. Dude, like being able to be here and like I said, top five barn in the league, top five city, hot city in the league. Fans. These fans are so fucking cool. It's so fun being here, being in that arena, being with these people, seeing them get a win, being back in the cup of the first time since 06. Like truly, what a dream.

Yep. I don't know, dude. I'm not confident about five. That was a beat down. And that gives a lot of confidence. You got Nuge on the board. You got McDavid on the board. You got Nersey on the board.

Like, we're alive now. So, no, we're not. My big thing is this, dude. We're on tape away. This isn't a cake walk. This is not a cake walk. This is not a, oh, yeah. Get the cake out.

It's over. The cake is bringing out the cake. Walk, take the cake. Put a leash on a piece of cake and take it for a walk. And walk it right around fucking sunrise. It's over. I don't think it's a cake walk. I love what the Oilers are doing.

I love the life. So we're going to head down to fucking Florida tomorrow. Sunrise, your boys are back. Let's fucking go. Like, your boys are back. You know that you were bummed out that we didn't come to one and two. We were two, but we always knew that this was in the works. So we're coming back, and you know we're going straight to fucking elbow room,

and we got action on the fucking line. So the squad is coming back to our home. At the end of the day, CP, I do think Netters is kind of a Florida vibe. Like, we are, we've embraced Florida. So, I love Florida, dude. Here we go. We're coming to Florida. We will see you fucking tomorrow.

And Edmonton fans, we're back, baby. Like, I don't give a shit if you lose in five. We're back. Like, we've got more hockey. And that's what we all want always. So, what a fight. What a fucking game. What a show.

It was a rodeo. It was a PT Barnum production. And I bought my ticket. and I will come back next time with all of the fucking elephants, all of the lions jumping through hoops and the trapeze artists, because that was one hell of a time. We're heading down to Florida now. We'll see you at Elbow Room.

We'll see you in sunrise. And until then, skate fucking hard.