Erin is the Funny One - A Supernatural Halloween

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

BooOOoOOoOoo it's the EITFO Halloween special! In this week's episode, Erin and Jack discuss the scariest films they've seen, THEN they host (and take) their most confounding quiz yet - Is This a Real Plot from a Supernatural Episode or Nah? Finally, a themed, rhyming (?) horoscope is sure to get listeners in the Halloween spirit.  Follow Erin and Jack on Instagram:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/2toesup/?hl=en⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/jacksfilms/?hl=en⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ To watch Erin Is The Funny One on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@jackisanerd⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/erinisthefunnyone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Spooky time. It's the spookiest episode of Aaron is the funny one yet. Hi, I'm Jack, and that's Aaron. Hi, Aaron. Aaron is the funny one. Stop, you're giving me goose pimples. I like things spooky, but not too spooky. That is true, actually.

That's sadly true. That's a true statement. I don't like jump scares. Aaron loves scary movies and scary things, And she's always, every October, every Halloween season, she's always like, you want to watch a scally movie with me? And I go, no. Can I share some of my favorites? Yeah, of course. The movie that fucked me up the most ever.

Yeah, we'll fuck you up the most ever. Was the ring. Yes, that is true. So that, like, can you tell about like how scared it made you? So, okay, well, let me back up. Yeah. Because I definitely, like, damaged myself. And I'm pretty sure I've shared this on the podcast before, but it was years ago.

now. Yeah, yeah, season one. We were different people back then. But, okay, so when I was a little kid, we had moved to a new house. Like, I was like three, four, something like that. No, I think it was like three. Anyway, a lot of times I'd wake up in the middle of the night and then like go into my parents' room just to like not be alone.

When you were three? When I was three. Yeah. And my parents had fallen asleep with the TV on. And what was on TV, Aaron? Night of the Living Dead. So that's like the black and white one, right? No.

No. Color. Okay. I'm thinking of something else then. Well, I think there were two. Got it. Okay. It was like a remake of the OG.

What decade are you talking like 70s, 80s? Probably like 70s, if I had a guess. And I watched it. And then the next day, my parents woke up and I just started telling them all about this movie I watched, Night of the Living Dead. And I wasn't scared at all. I just watched it. watched this movie like I remember thinking there was a little girl in the movie at the very end who was a zombie and died and I remember being sad about that like I remember like identifying with

her because she was a little girl right okay anyway and you're also a zombie ever yeah and I'm dead inside uh there it is I ever since then I feel like that's the reason why I like scary movies was because I was introduced accidentally at a very young age and And so like I was super into like when we used to have to like rent videos from Blockbuster and stuff and we would rent movies like I was always like Children of the Corn. Scream was my favorite movie. Oh my God. My poor parents. I wonder if they ever felt guilty for like letting me watch like R rated scary movies.

But like. As a kid. I don't know. It didn't seem like they cared. So and I didn't care because I just liked scary movies. You liked what you liked. I liked scary movies. Sunday.

Welcome aboard via rail. Please sit and enjoy. Please sit and stretch. Steep. Flip. Or that. And enjoy. Via rail, love the way.

Honey. So here I am thinking I'm a connoisseur of horror movies. I mean, I'm not like a total cinephile. I feel like there are definitely people that are actually like super into it. but I definitely was a more than casual lover of scary movies. Up to a certain age, you had thought that, like, oh, I've seen it all. I've seen a lot of scary movies and shit. So when I was in 10th grade and the ring came out and me and my friend, my girlfriend,

and her boyfriend and my boyfriend went and saw the ring. So 10th grade, like what, 14, 15? I was 15. Yeah, okay. And I, after the movie ended, I sobbed for hours. and I couldn't stop thinking, I couldn't stop talking about dead people and how we're all going to die one day. And like, I can't believe that this little girl would be so evil. Oh my God.

So you sobbing. I have a question. Like, you sobbing, you were, that's less scared, more sad, like, sad for the girl, sad that's such an evil. It was literally like, all of it. All of it. Okay. It was very overwhelming for me. Because I'm not kidding.

Like, if you. know, you know, there is a scene in the ring where it's a cut scene, like a quick jump scene. Yeah. A jump scare. Yeah. To a body in a closet that had been ringified. Right. Uh-huh.

Very famous. And I'm not kidding when I say, like, I almost threw up. Like, I remember, like, my stomach, like, lurching. Like, it got you. It got me. You got got got. But not in a, like, jump scare way, in a fear way. Wow

Wow Like not in how you like Don't like jump scares Like it wasn't the jump scare that got me It was the face that got me Yeah It's a scary fucking face Yeah

It was fear Like it was totally fear And so we watched the whole movie Whatever And on the ride home I just started bawling My boyfriend Was not very tolerant

He did not care for my crying He didn't Put your crying No I swear to God That was literally He's like What are you crying about What is happening right now

He was very angry about it He was not sympathetic? Sympathetic. Yeah. Yeah. That's like... The one that got away, right?

Yeah, right. I think I've talked about him before, actually. I'm sure you have. Well, well, it's Halloween, and it's got me in the Halloween spirit. Honey, before we get too sidetracked and then that's too late, it's too late. But we have multiple quizzes, quiz options. My team has been busy preparing some very fun-sounding quizzes for the two of us. Can I read you some options?

No, I've already chosen. Oh, what is it then? We're keeping in this week's theme. I'm so glad he said that. We're doing Supernatural. That's right. Now, Aaron, how much of the television show Supernatural have you watched? Zero seconds, zero minutes, zero hours.

Same. Zero days. Listeners, neither of us know jack shit about the TV show Supernatural. Okay. Kind of like Grey's Anatomy. Let's make predictions about what Supernatural is about. Do you know anything? I think it's about two brothers.

Wait, is this real? Yes. Okay, because you've already, I'm already shocked. That's more than you know. Okay. That's more than I know. Can I tell you what I do know about it? Yes.

It's about two brothers and they... Are they ghosts? I don't think so. Can they see ghosts? I don't know if they have like powers and shit, but they like fight. They fight each other? I think they fight each other sometimes, but they fight like supernatural beings and ghosts and shit. Oh, okay.

And that's it. Like demons? Yeah. Like are you for? afraid of the dark. I think they've died a few times. And then come back to life? And then they come back to life. Pet Cemetery? Yeah. Like Pet Cemetery. Nice. And that's it. That's all I know about the show Supernatural. Hold on. I have to sneeze. Okay. So Aaron. This is the supernatural plot quiz by Alis.com. Has Alise.com read the entire, or writ? Has Elise.com watched all of Supernatural?

I don't know. There are 15 seasons of supernatural. Jesus. What? I literally would have said maybe three. Oh, for our listeners. Warning, spoilers ahead for the listeners and viewers who have not been caught up yet on all 15 seasons. That's a lot of fucking television, okay? Is it still on? Yes, there are 15 seasons of this.

Can you believe it? That's funny. No, I didn't even, I don't know if it's still on. I don't know. I couldn't tell you a single actor or actress in this show. Oh, I know one. One of the brothers plays a superhero on the Amazon show, The Boys. Who?

I don't know if you ever got that. far. His name is Army Man. Oh, what the fuck is his name? He's like a fucked up Captain America kind of guy. Deep State. Wait, that's a good name. That would fit with the boys. Wait, no. Oh, the main guy, Homelander. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, okay. But he plays like an enemy to Homelander. Fun. And kind of his like genetic dad in a way. Like, he was like the prototype for Homelander. It's this guy named Army Man, played by one of the supernatural. Is his name actually Army Man? It's something. I don't know what it's, it's been a while because like, you know how Is he sexy? These seasons have like years between.

them? I don't. I remember. Soldier boy. His name is soldier boy. I'll tell you what. Yeah. Exactly. Honey. Love it. So. Why is he a boy and not a man? You'd have to rewatch season three of the boys to fully understand. Can we create deep state? If it's not already a thing, sure. Okay. As like a character in the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. All right, back to the supernatural quiz. Here are the rules. You'll be given a synopsis of a supernatural episode and you have to decide if it is a real or fake plot from an episode. Okay. And go.

Ready? Ready. There we go. Okay. Episode one. The two main brothers of the show, Sam and Dean Winchester. It would be so much more fun if Sam and Dean were played by one actor like Lindsay Lohan. Oh, like the Parent Trap?

Yeah. Or, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It takes two as a video game. No, it takes two is a Mary Kate and Ashley movie.

Oh, it is a Mary Kate Ashley's. Yeah. Yeah. Anyways. The two. Two main brothers of the show, Sam and Dean Winchester, enter an alternate reality where there is a production of the television show Supernatural. Okay, so that's very meta. Is that real or fake?

Is that a real plot where they enter an alternate reality where there is a production of the show supernatural? Yes. I also think that's real. Yeah, that sounds fun. I'll watch that show. That sounds fun. That sounds meta. And I'm sure I can, the commercial break, like they step on set and you hear like, all right, take three of Supernatural.

And then Dean and Sam scratch their heads and go, what? And then phase to black. We'll be right back with more supernatural. And then Lindsay Lohan shows up. Why does she show? Oh, right, because of that. She also has natural red hair. She does.

Pretty. Ready? Pretty. It's real. Yeah, that was easy at least. Let's turn it up a notch. The French mistake, season six, episode 15, an angel named Balthazar, played by Sebastian Roche, transport Sam and Dean into an alternate universe to avoid an attack.

from an archangel, archangel. Do you know how to read? Nope. In this alternate universe, Sam and Dean are known as the actors who play them, and they try to navigate Vancouver, Canada, where the show was filmed and go back to their world. I also have tried to navigate Vancouver, Canada. Basically, this is one of those fourth wall breaking episodes that fans will eat up every time. I can, yeah, I can totally imagine that.

Did you know I met a Canadian last night who told me that they can only stay. in the United States for like 30 days now because otherwise if you stay longer you need to like apply for some type of visa when you used to be able to stay for like six months I think yeah huh yeah good times we live in really just a nice piece of American history we're all stuck in yeah next up all right question two is this real or fake god goes evil and tries to kill salmon dean by stabbing them with a steel rod sometimes I feel like God is evil if if he were nice, why would he let all these bad things happen? I'm sure someone will tell you like, well, you have to know darkness to appreciate light.

Okay, wait, what is he tried? What's the weapon of choice? Steel rod, a steel rod. God goes evil and tries to kill Sam and Dean by stabbing them with a steel rod. No. Why do you think that's not real? I just don't think God would choose a rod. What would evil God choose?

His powers. Fair. Yeah, rod seems rather, what's the word? I don't think God needs a rod. I think God is God. God can do whatever the fuck they want. It seems simple. It seems, what's the word is like something's harrian?

It's something like, I don't know. Pedestrian? Yeah. It seems to a little pedestrian. It's beneath God. It is. It's beneath God. Why can he just make them be creative with it?

Die. Especially if you're evil. You can like, oh, okay, anyways. Why does he have to try to. kill them when he's God. That's... Or she's God. Okay, ready?

Ready? I also agree that I don't think this is quite real. Something about the phrasing. I don't know. Okay, ready? It's fake. This is not a real episode, but these two things actually happened. There was a prophet introduced early on in the series named Chuck Shirley, and he was

later confirmed to be God. God basically went bad and tried to destroy Sam and Dean, but not through a steel rod. Dean actually dies from being stabbed with a steel rod in the series finale. And that's how the show pretty much ends. Okay. So we got our answer, which is that the show is over. Right. Yeah, yeah.

They're not making new supernaturals. They're all out of supernaturals. But like, God pretending to be a prophet feels so ungodlike. Like, why would God have to pretend to be a prophet? Like, God could be anybody. Like, God. It's just, I feel like that once again, that's like beneath God. Well, there's, hmm, I don't know, he seems kind of chill.

There's a picture. Why did he want to kill? Like, honestly, can we see, can we like hear from God's point of view? I feel like maybe if he wanted to kill that guy, does that actually make him evil? Maybe that guy was bad. Maybe. Unreliable narrator syndrome. Unreliable narrator.

I want to hear God's point of view, okay? It's like how we were always taught the Wizard of Oz. Like, Dorothy was the innocent. But really, the Wicked Witch of the West was just like, bitch, you stole my fucking sister's shoes and she's dead and that's all I have left of her. What the hell? And they were a gift from our father. And that's why God made wicked. It's a fairly family fucking heirloom. That's, I want to hear from God. I want to hear from God. God, tell me your side of the story. Fuck, do we have to watch Supernatural now? Like, is that? Is that where this is going? Okay, question three.

This is a real or fake plot point from Supernatural. Thanks for the reminder, Jack. Yeah, of course. Sam and Dean play a otherworldly, deadly, but funny prank on the trench coat angel. Castile. I actually, I hate the show. I hate it. I don't even know it and I fucking hate it. And causes a major disaster up in heaven because of it.

He plays a funny prank on the trench coat angel. What is a trench coat angel? Is it just what it sounds like? I hate, yes, it's like the guy from, uh, it's a wonderful life.

He, uh, he wears a trench coat and he's, uh, he's, you know, he's trying to get his wings and shit. Clarence.

But Clarence was, He was a little like, Right. Clarence. He was a little rough around the edges, right? I don't think so, honey. I think he was just like sheepish. Maybe I'm thinking of Scrooge.

Yeah, you actually are. You're 100% thinking of the fucking guy from Scrooge. The Ghost of Christmas Past. He's like, Niagara Falls, Frankie, Niagara Falls. I could have sworn Clarence wasn't, but did he not want his wings either? No, Clarence wanted his wings real bad.

But Clarence wasn't like rough around the edges? No, no. He was... Why didn't he get wings? Mild-mannered, I think. Really? I think. Damn. It's been a minute since I've seen it's a wonderful life, but I'm pretty sure he was just mild-mannered and I don't know. Like, fuck, it's been forever.

Anyways, okay, but a trench coat angel, you think it's just an angel that's rough around the edge? Yes, yeah. He wears a trench coat. Maybe he's like actually like three little kids. Oh, sure, sure. Standing on top of each other's shoulders. A very common occurrence. Wait, okay, so.

Do Sam and Dean play a prank on the trench coat angel and cause a major disaster? Yes. It's random enough where it has to be real. I guess I'm not loving this. I thought there would be more ghosts. I don't want to, like, I won't want supernatural to be about God and angels. I wanted to be. Where's Halloween?

Where's Halloween? I thought this is about ghosts. All right, let's see if this is real or fake. And then hopefully question four will be a ghost related one. If not, we riot. Okay. Okay. So it's fake. Um, did we say what? It is fake.

Not an episode. Just something that happens during filming. Oh, the show released gag reels after every season is finished. Weird. Uh, and much of the reels feature the cast playing pranks on one another on the set of the show. That feels weird to do for a drama. Isn't this a drama? These feel like dramatic plot lines. They do feel, but maybe that's how they stay sane with all these, with, with trench coat angels and shit. They're like, I don't, I don't know what this means. I'm a prank everyone on. set because fuck this show. I'm not saying they shouldn't prank each other. I'm saying the blooper

reel release is weird to do on a drama. I think I think yes, but I do think we should normalize. Like I think very serious, very important movies should all end with blooper reels while the credits roll. I think that's incredible. Yeah. Incredible. Just like the very Oscar baity movies. I want to see all of the priests and spotlight with their. Oh, my, Let me try that again. Slaving their lines and shit. That's not a word. Let me try that one again.

Dude, that's what Oscar Bate films need to do that now. No. Blooper real. Do you know how like horrific that would land? Christ. That's what they're missing. Oh my God. They'll get butts in seats.

All right. Next one. Give me some ghosts. Ready? Oh, my God. I've been playing Yuka replayee. and every level you have to catch some ghosts. That's right.

Yes. Five ghosts a level. You could replay Lee. That's a good one. If you're looking for a nice little 3D platformer. It's really cute. It's quite fun. It is.

Question four. Dean gets shot and Sam gets devastated during an investigation. However, the next day... Do they die like every episode? I think they die every episode. For real? It's like Cartman. Or Kenny.

Yeah. Sorry. Jesus. No, I don't think for real. But that's why I opened with this like, I feel like they, die and get resurrected? Pet Cemetery!

Episode 4. Dean gets shot and Sam gets devastated during an investigation. However, the next day, he finds Dean alive and well. But later on that day, Dean dies again. The next day, he finds Dean alive and dies again at the end of the day. Basically, it's supernatural but Groundhog Day. Yeah, that's true. I actually think this is true.

Why? You say that with some certain. Have you seen clips? I've seen like a meme of it where like it's ground. I love Groundhog's day. So I think like just I don't. I know you it's a perfect movie. No, it's not.

It is the perfect fucking movie. So boring. How's it boring? It's not interesting to look at. You need color. You need bright, vivid colors. Yeah, I enjoy colors. You're very simple.

You need and especially with video games like doesn't matter how good the gameplay is. That's not always true. That is actually always true. I hated DK. Donk. Dong Kong country, whatever. Bonanza. Whatever.

It looked like shit. There's like the first good Switch 2 game and you don't like it. No, but you knew that. We've talked about this at length. But it's so, okay. Looks like shit. It's, that's, Groundhog Day, not interesting to look at. Donkey Kong, Bonanza, hard to look at.

Yeah. Okay? There's a difference. There's a medium, a happy medium here. So you're saying if I take the movie Groundhog Day, and I run it through a filter where it just cranks up all the colors to like... It would be impossible. He wears a...

It's wintertime. Everything is brown, white, or black. I never realized you didn't like that movie because it's hard to look or not hard to look at. It's also not that interesting of a plot. I'm not intrigued by it. I think it's an extremely intriguing plot where he learned something every day. What did he do that got him stuck? We don't know.

That's the thing. Oh, I love mysteries. I love unsolved mysteries. It just happens. They're so satisfying when you give me a riddle that has no answer. It's character growth, right? He enters this jaded crumudgeon and comes out a town hero. God damn it, Aaron.

All right. So we both agree that supernatural, but Groundhog Day, it's real. That's real. Okay. Ready? Ready. It's real. Yay.

Mystery Spot, Season 3, Episode 11. In this episode, Sam gets stuck in a loop of living a Tuesday. How do you get out? Where Dean dies in many different ways. Every morning, he woke up to Heat of the Moment by Asia, goes to the diner to eat pig and a poke, then watches Dean die until they catch the monster causing this time loop. Oh, it's like...

It's like Groundhog Day. Tomorrow never ends. Tomorrow never dies. Tomorrow, always. Always tomorrow. That fucking Tom Cruise movie. Still tomorrow. Emily Blunt.

I actually like that movie. Edge of Tomorrow. Thank you. Fuck. I never would have gotten there. But there's like a colon. Edge of tomorrow. Tomorrow never comes or something.

Oh, is there a subtitle? I think so. I don't know if that's, yeah. Shut up. I'm looking it up. It originally was titled, it was like, kill, something kill forever. Kill forever. Oh, I.

Okay. It's not a colon. It's on the poster. Poster. It says live, die, repeat. Gotcha. Gotcha. you. Yeah. Let's rewatch that. I like that movie. Yay, Scientology. Go Elron. I lost Jack. He's gone now.

Question five. Oh, Castile. I think that's the trench coat angel again. Jesus. Castile makes a deal. Wait, how do you know Castile is the trench coat angel? Because I feel like that was the previous question or no, two questions ago. They named, oh yeah, okay, trench coat angel. Okay. Okay. Because I pay attention, Aaron. That's how I know. I'm a visual learner. That's fair. Well, that's why I'm showing you this. Okay, here we go. Castile makes a deal where he stops the bad guy of this episode by dying when he finds a moment of true happiness. We find that Castile's moment of true happiness was loving Dean, and he confesses this to Dean and dies. I love you. Yeah, that's true.

That's true? I'm going to mix up and say false. Just be contrarian. I don't have anything to go out. Like, listen, I feel duped by this quiz. I thought it was going to be about witches and shit and other, and ghosts and things that are Halloween and this is just angels and God. Angels and shit.

And like, I want spooky boogatcha ghosts. I want spooky. All right. Ready? Let's see if it happened. Aaron, it's real. It's from the episode despair season 15. Again, there are 15 seasons.

Episode 18. Do you think that he loves him? like a brother or loves him like a boyfriend? Well, let's find out. Here's what we know. The biggest part of this episode is Castile telling Dean that he loves him confirming that the ever popular ship Christ Destiel is canon right before he... Wait, but is it reciprocated? I'm getting there, man. Right before he dies and goes to quote unquote the empty, or some people like to call it super hell. Castile confessing his love for Dean also originated the means. of people finding out major breaking news through this photo set alone.

And then attached is a apparently a well-known supernatural meme of one person going, I love you, the other going, Jack and Aaron will find out this episode is why this meme exists. I've never seen that meme before my life. Being chronically online, I have seen that meme. I don't know who those people are. Why, that's Dean and Castile. Destiel. That's right.

Death's deal. Guys, we're going to do a part two of the supernatural quiz because I am just so goddamn angry that I was lied to about the ghosts. We feel a little duped. I'm a little upset. A show called Supernatural should have more ghosts unless hell and God and angels shit.

God is not supernatural. God is God. Okay? Supernatural are ghosts. Oh, is that the name of that pro-Christian movie? God is God. Yeah. What? I was trying to make a joke about.

Oh, good, good one. That worked out well. Fine. Well, since it's spooky season, honey. Do you know what season it is? Oh, like horoscope season? I don't. Do you?

Scorpio. Scorpio. Yes. Oh, good. That's really important for this horoscope. Thank you for telling me. That's actually really important to know. Well, I could use your help.

Okay. I have a themed horoscope nearly completed. It just has a few empty blanks. Could you help me fill out some blanks, honey? Absolutely. And then afterwards, could you recite this lovely horoscope? Absolutely. Okay.

Aaron, how do you feel right now? Tired. Perfect. Working with you as a chore. Aaron? Yeah. What pet or animal do you want next? Oh, there's so many.

I know. Pick one. I saw a really sad picture of a raccoon in a bird cage. Did your eyes well up? Yes. That is no home for a raccoon. I could give it a much better home. Oh my God.

Do you want a raccoon? No, well, hold on. I also follow Sanchez the raccoon on TikTok. Is that the one that sleeps in like a shelf? Yes. He sleeps in a set of drawers. And then there's a lady raccoon. They have a camera on there.

They always comes and tries, they fight over the spot. And Sanchez always like has his shiny things. His shiny thing, right, right, right. He needs to keep by his person. so as not to get stolen. So he has like a little ring that he likes. Guys, TikTok is our supernatural. We like 15 seasons of what's his name?

I think his name is Sanchez. Sanchez is a raccoon. I'm going to say, sure, raccoon is. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Jack did tell me he looks every night on the roof of our house in hopes of seeing a raccoon. I really do because it happened one time like fucking six years ago. Two Cs, right?

Two Cs and raccoon? Yes. Thank you. Two C's two C's. Two O's. And yes, it's Signor Sanchez and Luna. Aaron, give me a reaction, like a bodily reaction that you have exerted whilst watching this current season of Love is Blind. They do a lot of tequila shots.

And I always, when I watch people do shots, that's what I... How do you spell that, B-L-U-E-R-G-H? B-L-E-S. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. Okay, almost done. Two more. What are some things in your purse? I need like a plural of like shit in your purse.

Things in your purse. I'm gonna just start naming everything that's in my purse and you pick which one you want. Lucky me. Okay. Lip gloss. Floss. Tampon. Wallet.

A mini fan for when I get hot. Thank you. That's all. Okay. And finally, what is your favorite time of day? I hit my peak around 3 p.m. But I also like bedtime quite a bit. I'll let you choose.

Bedtime or 3 p.m. Bedtime. Okay. Because then I get to watch videos of Sanchez the Raccoon. The shiny things. Guys, if you don't know what we're talking about, you are missing out,

check out Sanchez the Raccoon. Please, you're going to love him just like I do. He sleeps in a drawer in a set of, in a little nightstand thing. And he's much too big for it, but he prefers that to be his little home and he lives in a home.

And so it's not like abusive because that's where he chooses to go. And then Luna comes in and Luna tries to like, hey, get out. I want to be in here too. And he's like, no. This is my spot. It's so fucking adorable.

Erin, cease your yapping about internet famous raccoons. I need you to channel. I am a Scorpio Rising. So. Then channel your Scorpio Rising energies. Okay. For all the Scorpio's out there. Okay.

I can do that. And please recite. I mean, just go off your intuition. Okay. Scorpio. Your horoscope today will be a special one indeed. It's Halloween this week, you know. So listen and take heed. Oh, it runs. As ghouls and goblins fill the air and leaves turn brown and red, beware the spooky signs, or else you may

just end up tired. A witch will zip around all night, her black cat right beside her. But watch your step or else you might just tread upon a raccoon. Oh, I don't like that. No, that sounds, well, are we treading on it with a car? Are we treading? Or are we treading on it? Just, we've come upon a raccoon. Very clumsy.

You may feel safe and cozy, but not all is as it seems. Do not upset the banji, or else you'll hear her, bleh. Beware the wicked mummy, and it's shrieks and yells and moans. Beware the dancing, skeletons and all their big white tampons. I hope these warnings didn't fill your belly full of fright. Have a spooky Halloween. I wish you all a very good bedtime.

Yay. Yay. Cool. What a lovely Halloween themed horoscope for all the Scorpio's out there. Happy Halloween, everybody. Be safe out there. don't accept candy from strangers unless that stranger is particularly good looking. Wow, let's go.

And then why not? What's the worst that could happen? We'll see you guys next week in preparation for what is truly fall. That's right. And more Scorpio season. I was going to say more Christmas season. From this Scorpio Rising. Happy Halloween, y'all.

Shit. See you next week. Until next time, Maiders.