Erin is the Funny One - Are You A Disney Adult

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

It's a jam-packed episode with Jack and Erin this week! Wine of the Week returns with an accidental purchase, which somehow devolves into Erin criticizing basketball players. Then they tease "Career Day" with some tantalizing job stories from listeners via the hotline - could a themed episode be on the horizon? Following this, a new quiz stumps our hosts: The Disney Adult Acronym Quiz! Jack and Erin must decipher cryptic abbreviations that any self-respecting Disney Adult would know (i.e. "ASS" and "MNSSHP"). Finally, because this episode drops on Election Day 2025, a themed horoscope seems appropriate... Follow Erin and Jack on Instagram:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/2toesup/?hl=en⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/jacksfilms/?hl=en⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ To watch Erin Is The Funny One on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@jackisanerd⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/erinisthefunnyone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Oh my God, it's episode 19 of Aaron is the funny one. How do you feel about that? Does it feel shorter or longer? 19. It feels longer. It feels shorter for me. Does it? It doesn't help that most of the time when we record,

multiple glasses of wine deep. So like, the memory isn't at its peak. Do these kind of blur together for you? Sometimes, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'll cheers to that, honey. Cheers.

And speaking of cheersing, we have a wine of the week finally for this episode. It's been a minute since we've reintroduced it. But Aaron and I are about to sip on. It's a Chardonnay. It's Silverado Vineyards, a 2002 Chardonnay. and this was completely by accident. I ordered one, I ordered my usual Josh wine and... This is what showed up.

And this is what showed up. Adorable. So I figured, screw it. Let's turn this lemon into wine flavored lemonade. Let me give it a little sip. By the way, I have a cold or something, so I'm going to sound. My voice is going to be a little deeper today. He woke up crying about it this morning.

Sobing. Even though when I had COVID, he was like, oh, you're fine. both times, both times this man made me go do things because he didn't believe I actually didn't feel well. What are you talking about? Both times I had COVID. Aaron, do me a favor. Sip this wine.

Do you like it? I don't know. I'm like worried about it. I'm not going to lie. I'm a little scared. I don't know why because it's shardinay and I love shardinay, but I'm a little scared. Here's a deal.

This is a terrible. What? A terrible time for me to like taste something because I feel like my taste isn't all there. Oh, that scared me. This is terrible. And then I'm like, No, I don't think the wine's terrible.

What do you think? Oh, that's tasty. I like it. Do you like it? Yeah, I do. That's interesting. What do you like about it? It's really yellow.

That doesn't. The more yellow, the better for me. For our listeners who maybe can't see, because you give any notes, any tasting notes. Oh, it's 14.6 ABV. Oh, holy shit. Oh, no. That's strong. Oh, no.

You guys don't think that extra 1% makes a difference, but. Oh, I'll bet some of our listeners do, because it makes a difference. That makes a difference. for it, guys. Just so I know, that's a strong wine. It's buttery, sweet, taste like dessert. I like it. I give it a 4.3 out of 5. That's pretty high for you. I like it. I'm going to give it a 3.5 out of 5 just because I can't really taste it too well. Can we talk about what just happened, by the way, in our household? Because I am recalibrating and like, I feel like I was thrown from one thing into another and my body is like trying to recalibrate and I'm I'm having difficulty.

So listeners, we are recording this on the Saturday evening that game seven of the World Series just transpired. November 1st. Yes. And we're not really baseball fans. Not fans at all. We don't watch sports in general. Go team.

Right. But I had a bunch of old coworkers that were like really in their huge dodge. fans and you give me a bandwagon and I love to jump on it. Yeah. So at least when it comes to like fun activities that we can all do together. And so what had happened earlier this week was Jack had told me, hey, the Dodgers are in like the 18th inning of a game. Right.

I was like, well, now we got to turn it on. And as soon as. A few nights ago. That was Monday, I guess. If today's Saturday. Was that Monday? I think that was Monday because the game we went to was Wednesday. Then as soon as we turned it on within four minutes,

and I have the time stamps because I texted my buddy John, and I said, are you watching the game? And then four minutes later, I was like, never mind. Dodgers just won, whatever. So then after that, he was like, you were lucky, you need to watch. So we ended up going to the World Series game on Wednesday night. That was fun. That was fun.

For the life experience of it all with my old coworker John. and that was fun and then we watched last night and the Dodgers won last night tying, evening up the it was 3 3 3.

Right, three games to 3 games so So then I had to watch because now I'm like oh my God the weight of the world is on me If I don't watch then I'm giving bad luck into the universe because both times I tuned in from home the Dodgers won

and what do you know the Dodgers just won the world series? But it was a fucking, 11 innings. It was 11 innings for the final game of the World Series, which is nutty. And it kept flip-flopping back and forth. Like the Dodgers were get a run, the Blue Jays would get a run.

You know, like it was just the bases were loaded, you know, all Dodgers. Then the bases were loaded, all Blue Jays. There was a point in time I was like, it was terrifying. I can't, I don't like this type of game because there needs to be some sort of miracle that occurs. And I also have that disease though

where like as much as I'm rooting for the Dodgers, because my friends are rooting for the Dodgers, I also have this disease. I don't know what else you would call it. You're an empath. I don't, but like that's such a gross term. But like, I can't help but also feel bad for the people that lost at the same time.

So it's like, it's a lose, lose win-win situation. I don't know. And so anyway, the whole thing is just not enjoyable to watch. Like, even like, remember that movie we watched years ago? Oh, my God. Yes. The talented Mr. Ripley.

Yes. And I literally like had to bury my fucking face in the sofa because I was like, even though he's a bad man, Mr. Ripley, I believe. I think that he was guy, like the title character. I think so. Was it him? I think so. Or was he replacing out of it.

Right? I don't know. It doesn't matter. Matt Damon's character was not a good guy. Like not a good guy. And yet I still, I wasn't motivated by the thought of him getting caught. I was very, very fearful and scared and worried about him getting caught. It was a tense experience for you.

Yes. Kind of like how jump scare movies are a tense experience for me. Yeah, it was not enjoyable. So anyway, there was a point in time. I just started looking at, but let's see how much money they make. And let's look up their. Yes, the baseball players. Yeah.

Let's look up their wives on Instagram. Are they Christ followers? Right. Right. She was, this is how Aaron distract herself from the tension that was games. seven of the world series tonight. I can't do this. Yeah, anyway, so my stomach literally still feels like, like, I can feel the muscle, like, still trying to like recalibrate to normalcy in the sense of, like, it's like, it doesn't help that I've also forgotten to take my Lexapro for the last three

days. Don't do as I do, do as I say. Don't ever do that. I just like literally out of sight, out of mind for me and I moved it from my bedstand table, bedside table. bedside table. And it wasn't until this morning that I realized, wow, I really don't feel that well. And then thought, oh, it's been since Tuesday night that I took my Lexi Prol. So any Hoosers, yeah, it's been a little bit of a ride this week. Concluded by this ridiculous game. I don't know why you guys do this. I don't know why people watch sports. It's very tense. I think they do it for the high. They do, well, it's, first of all, it's a communal bonding thing. It's a communal bonding thing. You know, like it's a fun thing to do with your buddies, your friends, your pals, your family.

I mean, I'm not speaking from experience because I don't fucking watch sports. But I have to assume anyways. If you had to pick any sport that you would watch, would it be baseball? No, fuck no. What would it be? Maybe basketball. I feel like there's more movement. Oh, I hate basketball.

No, I feel like it's cheating because they're all seven feet tall. And they go, it's not fun to watch if you're an inch from the. the fucking hoop. But at least like there's progression. It's like, for baseball, there are so many innings where nothing's happening. So it's still the game.

It's not fun to watch for me. This is, yeah, because you don't possess an actual working brain. Like, it's not fun. Simple drag.

When it's, when the entire game, like there's that saying, like, oh, you were born on third base or whatever. Like, no,

you're literally born on third fucking base when you're seven feet tall and a professional basketball player. They need something like that for basketball. ball what's like the you were born seven foot 11 yes you were born like you don't even and also if you've ever been to a basketball game in person you see how small the court is when you're looking at a seven foot tall person that's real it literally takes them four steps to get to the other side of the court they don't need to train or do cardio they don't give a fuck because it's literally just like three steps in there

it's like oh was this a court made for ants like you're going to get so many angry replies in the hotline saying, hey, I play basketball. I don't give us... All I do is cardio. How dare you, Ernie? And you know what I would say? I'd be like, all you do is cardio.

Sounds like you should do some weights. As if, as if I haven't, like, as if I, no, I'm doing it. Guys, I haven't worked out since I had a panic attack. I haven't worked out since I had panic attacks three and a half years ago. Come for me.

Come for me! Please tell the basketball players, how to work out. Tell them, please. telling you should lift more. Oh, that would be incredible. Without fucking rules. Bro, do you even lift?

Jesus. Anyways, that's wine of the week. Yay. It's like becoming a winemaker, but being born in a fucking vineyard that your grandpappy is owned. Like, come on. But listen, honey, if I may.

I don't know if you may or not. Well, I'll give me. permission. Okay. Speaking of the hotline, you had asked our listeners if they had any interesting jobs. Because I love hearing about what people do. Yeah. For their work. For like a little career day. I love career day. I want to hear about what everybody does for work. Even if you're like, why would anybody want to hear about it? I don't even want to be there. No, I want to hear about it. I want to hear about the most mundane shit you do on a day-to-day basis. Because trust me, I will find interesting things about it. So I have two here.

And many, many more of you discussed your, your extraordinary jobs. But we have two entrants here that caught my attention. So let me read this first one out to you, honey. Hey, Aaron and Not Jack. I heard you like interesting job stories. Just jobs. Doesn't even need to be interesting. Oh, I would.

Okay. Setting the bar nice and low. I was a dog walker in New York City for 10 years and worked all over the city, even for some very rich clients. Fun. The way some of these people treat their dogs is awful. Let me know. If you want more info, I've got plenty of stories.

Love you guys, meaning you and the dogs, not Jack. Yes, we need, I think I speak for both of us. I mean, I won't because I know you'll say something at some point, but yeah, we need these stories. I want stories. I want the juice. I want the tea. You're rich.

What do you mean you're treating your dogs like shit? Is that sad? No, that's like. not allowed. You're rich. You're supposed to dress your dogs up in like vests and bow ties and shit. Every day should be Halloween for your dogs if you're rich.

Yes. A different outfit every day for your dogs. Unless you have a dog like Sunday who literally freezes and can't move when you put her in a costume. She's a special girl Sunday. She literally won't. She will freeze. Like no.

Like she's stuck. It's kind of awesome. We put her in a lobster outfit years ago. And she just fucking didn't move and just stared into space. She looked like the fucking dog that's seen like shit in Vietnam. She looked like Mitch McConnell, like when he freeze. Oh, my God. That's really accurate.

But yes, dear listener, the dog walker who's walked dogs in New York City for 10 years, we want to hear, please continue texting us stories about your wildest dog walking stories, the rich clients. Obviously, I assume you don't want to give names. I think next week is probably a little too soon to mobilize the career day. But I do think that I would. I mean, they texted this. So like, I'm not saying we need a live guest.

No, I want a live guest. Okay. For career. No, Career Day involves a live guest, Jack. I'm sorry. Have you ever been to a career day where people piecemeal in? Like, no. This is a live guest situation.

Okay, fair. But I do want this person to text in some interesting dog walking, rich client stories. Sure. But I also would like to do a live guest career day. That's all the career. days are live guest career days. Well, I almost feel as though how have we not been on the same page about this? I, I think I just, once you start talking, I just tend to stop listening and I'm sorry, honey. I'm sorry. Okay. What were you saying? Okay. Keep going. We have a, here's a very unique entry.

Okay. Dear Aaron and the less funny one. My name is Peter. I am an opera singer from England. Wait, that's fun. Who is currently working as a. the Vienna, Statsapar in Austria. Oh, I was just about to ask you, Jack, where's Vienna? Do you think you would have known it? Totally. I don't think you would have. I think you would have guessed Italy or some shit.

I think I've been. To Vienna? That doesn't mean that you know where it is. That's also very true. They continue, I heard the Career Day ask in your podcast, which I listen every time you post, which I listen to every time you post because you guys are somehow an incredible accoutrement to a beer and some video games after a day of memorization. four different languages.

Does Peter spell his name P-Y-O-T-R? No, just P-E-T-E-R. Hmm. The regular old boring way that we know. Peter continues, Every day is different here. I am having to juggle dancing, waltzing, doing a cheer pyramid,

and singing in a foreign language all at the same time. What the fuck opera is this? I know, right? It's a crazy job, but I love it so much, because I used to be a chef, and that shit sucked. Whoa.

If you ever come to Austria, I'll grab you guys some tickets to the opera and you guys can live the fancy schmancy dream of it all. Okay. Peter is a great candidate for Career Day. I do wish, so we use Google Voice for our, there's no good way to like star or highlight like message. It's so annoying. I had a screencap that used just so I wouldn't like to use them. Yes. It's so fucking annoying. But we need to somehow get in touch with Peter. Yeah. Because what the fuck. Four. languages. Peter is either an incredibly talented person or a pathological liar, but either way, I'd like to speak with them. Either way, super entertaining. Yes. If we're being lied to, well, shit, I'm buying it. I love this story. Honestly, listen, I actually deal, bear with me, I have dealt with a pathological liar on a near daily basis. That's also very true. Okay.

That's also true. This pathological liar does not know that I know that they, They are a pathological liar. So I haven't called them out on their bullshit, but they are fully a pathological liar. I have known what I would like to think are more pathological liars in my lifetime than the average bear. I would give you that because you've had some unfortunate experiences kind of jam-packed in there. I have dealt with, and we're not talking like a little fib, a white lie. No, no, just straight-up lies. These are straight-up fucking lies.

Pathological liars in my life. Even if Peter is a pathological liar, I don't think I'd mind. I don't. Peter, we're going to be in touch. We're going to figure this out. At least in my mind, right? If you're lying, keep lying. But we're going to be in touch.

Listen, that's how pathological liars work. They're going to keep lying whether you ask them to or not. Let's give Peter the benefit of the doubt. And so, okay, I want to, we have two very interesting career. haveers that I would like to know there's more than two I already have a buddy in mine that I went to college with and we used to date that could be fun because I could spring some hey what was it like to date me questions that's true that could be fun that would that be fun for you yeah absolutely would I listen to hear what it was like to date me okay listeners would that be fun you let us know

honestly I also uh what about the falcon dude and the falconer the falconer from Canada yeah we have We have quite a few. All right. We have a lot of really interesting people in the pipeline. Also, Hey, Hey, Bobby Jay. I reached out to him on Insta. And I was like, what do you do for work? Because apparently you have a job and I just would love to hear what people do for work.

And Hey, Hey, Bobby Jay is a long time Jack's films fan. So, yeah, I mean, we've got people in the mix. We got a lot of potential. Yeah. So we're going to flesh that out real soon. But honey, I think it's time for the meat of this episode. I think it's time. I think we're done.

I think this is it. Oh, all right. We'll see you next week, guys. All right. It's good talking to you. Let me know in the comments below. Yeah, sure. Yeah.

Let me know in the comments below. All right, what are we doing? We have a few options, actually, and I'm not really sure what we're doing. I kind of need your help here. Okay. We have a Bible verse or power metal lyric quiz. No, I saw too many Christ follower. wives in their bio tonight, I'm done with Christ for the night.

While you were distracting yourself from the World Series tonight? It just, yeah. Moving on. We have the badly explained musicals quiz where we're given a description of a musical poorly, and we have to guess what the musical is. As much as I love musicals, I don't know that many musicals. Yeah, that's fair. I know a good number, but I don't know.

So that's... Okay, what else we got? We have the Disney Adult. acronym quiz. Ooh, that could be fun. What is it? Like, describe it to me. I think I was told that we're shown acronym.

And I have to guess what it stands for? That somehow, yeah, that like the Disney adult community knows, right? You know, like, oh, I know what that is. Let's do it. Let's do it. And then we have to guess what it is. And then it's multiple choice. And then we have to pick the right answer.

Okay. I want to do that one. Do you want to do that one? All right, listeners, you're in luck. What a treat. What a treat. for you today. It's the Disney adult acronym quiz.

Here are the rules. So we're going to be given a Disney adult thing that is commonly abbreviated. Okay. Okay. Bibbidi-Bobbidi-boop. The acronym can be for an attraction, a park service. Park service. What's a park service?

What is that? What's that fancy schmancy club in like? It's like club. No, it's a number. It's like club. Like 47 or something like that. Club 27? Yeah, it's like...

1927. I literally... No, it's two numbers for sure, but it's like super expensive. Yeah, I think. There's a waiting list. There's a waiting list. It's in the New Orleans section of town.

I think that's right. So maybe we see that. Maybe it's like a letter and two numbers. We'll know what that is maybe. I swear to fucking go. Okay. Back to the quiz. You then get four...

Okay, so you get four options to guess what the acronym may mean. I'm getting angry just thinking about what this quiz could entail, but that's fine. All right, here we go, honey. All right, A-S-S, just ass, straight-up ass. What does A-S stand for to the modern Disney adult? They all know what this is. This is already harder than I thought it would be. Wait, is this not multiple choice?

So it's going to be multiple choice, but I wanted to, I asked the council to format this in such a way where we could guess and then it's multiple choice. Okay. Do we think the A stands for a? A simple song. A syrupy snow cone. Assisted service service. Go to, I want to seek. All right.

Multiple choice. Here we go. Ready? Choices are, uh-oh. Adventureland souvenir shop. Alien swirling saucers. Animation studio showcase or airport shuttle service. The fact that there needs to be any sort of abbreviation for any.

Any of these is ridiculous. And the answer is D. Airport shuttle service. That's the one I thought it definitely wasn't. You think it's really? Because I'm mad at it. No, I don't think. I think it's adventure land souvenir shop.

I think it's fucking alien swirling saucers. I think it's alien. Are there swirling, are there alien swirling saucers? Wait. We only went on the fun rides, not the baby ride. Wait a minute. I don't know if there's like the regular saucers, right? The claw.

I don't know. Wait, maybe I'm totally wrong. It could be the claw, though. I'm going to say alien swirling saucers. Final answer. So you say airport shuttle service. Because I'm mad. I'm already mad at this.

Oh, this is going to be a fun place. Why does any of these need a fucking abbreviation? The answer is alien swirling saucers. Oh, you can just say the swirling saucers or the saucer ride? Ass. Yeah. I did not. know that was a fucking thing.

Y'all are lazy. Y'all are lazy. What is that like? So wait, there's a picture here. Is it the claw? Is it the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the cup ride, the teacups. That's what I would have guessed. Right?

Yeah. It has to be it. But I've never seen that. The claw. All right. So we're going to do horribly here. Next up. Oh, that's barely an acronym.

M-N-S-S-H-P. Mini, N-N-N-S-S-H-P. No, M-N-S-S-S-H-H-B. P. Shit, man. That's so many letters. I don't even know if I want to guess what this one is. Mount.

Isn't there a mountain? There is a mountain, but it's not called the mountain. Matterhorn. Matterhorn. Matterhorn national. What about, what is it? What was the space one? Space Mountain.

Space Mountain. Do they change that or is it still Space Mountain? No idea. Yeah, right? Not a clue. A Disney adult would know and I don't. Um, Minnie. Right.

Minis. Minnie, oh, there you go. Minnie's naughty. Princess. Minnie, Minnie never says. Yeah, what does she never say? Shit, hell or piss.

That was good. And no over Walt's dead body will Minnie ever say any of those things. All right, whatever, what are? Here are the actual choices. We were really close. Maiters never.

ending super speedy highway patrol. Oh, that. Oh, for, uh, okay. Shut the fuck up, Jack. Hold on. Monorail navigation system station hop protocol. Mickey's not so scary Halloween party.

Oh no. Is that a thing? My next scheduled standby holiday perk. No, hold on. Hudders am never ending. I'm going to go with one because I think for A. A. I think we're going to go with a.

Maters never ending super speedy highway patrol. Yes. Why? Because isn't that a ride? Didn't they have the little race car ride? Yeah. So. And cars would fit.

Yes. There's a adventure. Even though I never finished. I never finished that movie in general. But he's the guy with the buck teeth, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

He's played by Larry the cable guy. Cool. I'm going to say that one. Okay. I'm actually going to go with C. Mickey's not so scary Halloween party because fuck. We love. I love kids.

That is... What a cool thing to say, honey. What I was going to say was, I actually... I've heard of that before. I've heard of Mickey's Not So Scary Halloween party. I think that's a thing Disney does. And if I'm right, that means I'll be two for two, which puts me two steps closer...

To being a Disney adult. Which I really don't want to be. Okay. Yeah, the answer is Mickey's Not So Scary Halloween Party. Fuck. You could do that, though, unless it's too scary for you, too. I hate you. I want, I'm gonna,

Jack, the, the closest thing we got to watching a scary movie this year was watching this movie on stars. Guys, if, I'll be honest, if it's,

if you see it, if you have stars, watch it, starring Frankie Grande, aka Ariana Grande's brother, who at one point was a YouTuber, tried to be a YouTuber, I'm not sure,

but we saw him perform at the Digi Tour. Yes. Or Digi Fest or whatever the fuck in like 2013. And the song he sang, one of the songs he sang was instead of shine bright like a diamond, he said, shine bright like a Frankie. And we're not being like, that was real. And this is, yeah, that was real. That was his, like, that was his performance. He sang shine bright like a Frankie.

Yeah. Anyways, we saw this movie. This movie is called summoning Sylvia. Yeah. Summoning Sylvia. That's right. It was funny. Actually.

We watched it on stars. We watched on stars. It was an hour and 10 minutes. It was laugh out loud funny. Yeah, it's hilarious. But I got to say, I'm, I know. know we're getting further away from the quiz but one more thing no it's fine we're only going to do half of it yeah yeah this is very important though what i'm about to say is super important last night

errands asleep like we're both in bed errands asleep i'm waiting for the z-quil to kick in and listeners i swear to god i hear next to me shine bright like a frankie but erin's dead asleep she she sang in her fucking sleep shine bright like a frank i wrote it in my phone so that the next day, which is this morning, I could remind her, hey, honey, guess what you did last night? You sleep sang shine bright like a Frankie in your state of unconsciousness. Was I, and I was asking, like, and I just want to regroup. Like, so wait, was I like, did I have a smile on my face? I didn't see. No, no, no, it was too, I literally didn't see. Oh, it's dark in the room. And I didn't turn to look. I didn't turn to look lest I broke the spell

that was used sleep singing. Most people would be. scared shitless. I was intrigued. But this also happens like not that. You talk in your sleep quite a bit. Yeah. Quite a bit. Yeah.

Which is really, it used to scare me. Now I love it. Now it actually pisses me off. It annoys me. I'm like, shut the fuck up. But it used to be the most terrifying thing.

Imagine it's like 2 a.m. And you hear a dead body next to you say gibberish. That's terrifying until you hear it a thousand times. Then it's like, God fucking damn it, woman. shine bright like a Frankie I look as soon as she said that I scrambled to my phone

to write it down because I knew I'd forget it it's usually though as I understand it it's not usually so relevant what I say it's usually more gibberish like 99% gibberish

What where did the pencils go Right or whatever the fuck Or it's barely a sentence Yeah a phrase but You saying that. So personal shout out to Frankie Grande for making our lives better, unironically. Thank you, dude.

That fucking rocked. Also, something Sylvia kind of slaps. That's a funny fucking movie. It was funny. It was laughed out, lot funny. So if you have stars, watch it. I got respect Frankie Grande. All right.

Next up, DVC. DVC. Disney's vacation cruise. Oh, oh. there is a vacation club of sorts. Oh shit. So you think that sees a club? Could be.

You think it's a club? If it's like Disney's vacation club. Donald's vasectomy club. It could also be like Deville. Mm. Like C. DV comma C. C.

Oh, that's cute. Yeah. That's cute. Uh-huh. Dalmatians. Dalmatians. Verses. Cats.

Cats. Wait, dogs v. Cats. Ooh. Not a Disney movie, but. Could it be? It could be. All right, let's see.

That's what I said. That's what I said. I told you there was a vacation club. Shit. Disney vacation club. Downtown Village Center. That's also pretty good. Dining voucher card.

Disney villain convention. No, it's called. Oh, it's called like downtown Disney or Disney Springs. Yes. Yes. So it can't be that anymore. Yeah, it wouldn't be that. So it's not downtown village center.

Disney Vacation Club. All right. You did. So Aaron, you did say club. in the beginning. So you're going with your gut Disney Vacation Club. You're probably right, but just to like mix it up, I'm going to say Disney Villain Convention. Okay.

DVC. Ready? Okay. Who would you dress up as? Or is it? Shut up, Aaron. Wait. Maybe it's a dining voucher card.

No, that's stupid. That sounds real. No, it wouldn't. No. All right. You're going with Disney Vacation Club for DVC. I'm going for Disney Villain Convention. The answer is the Disney Vacation Club.

You're watching Disney Channel. Foot, food, food, food. The logo looks exactly like the fucking Disney channel. Oh my God, yeah. Yeah. Dude, the Disney Channel was like the only thing I watched in fucking middle and high school. I mean, besides TRL. Yeah.

My shock of you knowing the theme is just because like, no, two years ago, there was a really intriguing YouTube video essay all about the origin of the theme of the Disney channel. Oh. And they steal it from somebody? No. Oh, good for them. I'm not going to spoil it because it's a fascinating little deep dive. Cool.

Erin's so happy to it with that. She's the biggest grin. Her eyes lit up when she said, I'm not going to watch. But that video opens with various people being asked. Do you remember like the theme song for the Disney Channel? And a lot of people like, they're like, why? There's a theme song. It's really interesting.

Anyways, next up, R-O-T-R. ruler of the roost i hate how good you are wait no because well only because i like no lord of the rings yeah it looks like something of the ruler of the rings um rango was rango was rango a disney movie it was not but okay um wait uh what uh no that's dory not rory rory rora borealis um ruler of the reef were there any nemo characters yeah yeah yeah The letter R is their name. I'm thinking of any Disney characters with an R. Starting with an R.

Raja. Raja. Raja. Nah. Yeah, that's too niche. Shit, man. All right, let's see. Rise of the Resistance.

Oh, totally. That's totally what it is. That was a good ride that we did. What else? Reservations only table required. No way. Remy's outstanding and tasty restaurant. That's a really good.

Remi. Remi, that's an R character. Resort Operation. timeout room. No. Rise of the resistance because we did that shit. Yeah.

That was fun. That was cool. That was a really cool thing because it's all like magnets and shit. That was, yeah, that was cool. I liked when you walk into the room

and there's a bunch of... Stormtroopers. Oh, is that what they're called? The white suit guy. They were like, yeah, it was really cool. That was cool. That was an experience.

Yeah. I will, I want to, I just want to credit the writer of this quiz for Remy's outstanding and tasty restaurant. That's a fantastic attempt in fooling us.

That's a very creative response. But the correct answer has to be rise with the resistance. Yeah, that is a correct answer. Yes. There you go. Okay, that one I knew. Yeah. You want to do one more? One more. One more. That you definitely don't know. And then we'll finish it next week, guys. Aaron, this is a great one to end on. Yes. This is a really good one to end on. Yeah. Milf, M-I-L-F. Oh, Jesus. M-I-L-E-L-E-L-F. Oh, Jesus. M-A-R-I-R-I-F. No, really?

Like, hold on. M-I-L-F. Mickey is... Mickey in Little Feet. Life form. Mickey and Life-form? That's all the... Like, that's where you can spot all the live action, like, dudes in a suit, Mickey's.

Mickey's Island. Oh, Jesus. Is he on the list? Mickey's Island list. Fuck. I wouldn't doubt it. Mickey's Italian Linguini Fest. Oh, I love Linguini.

Yeah, right? Let's see. Here we go. Minis International Lunch Flavors. There's no, hold on. Monsters Inc. Laugh floor. Monsters Inc. Lafloor. Let's see.

B is missing items location finder. My interactive lighting features. I think, isn't the laugh floor? Wasn't that a thing? Or was it a scream floor? Yeah, no, I think. Yeah, Monsters Inc. laugh floor.

children's laughter also was like a problem right didn't it like so they if you'll recall the ending of that fabled movie boo kept giggling boo kept giggling it was like power out of yes yeah well the monsters learned that conveniently for mankind laughter was much more a strong power force than screams so then the end of the movie all the monsters are trying to make the kids laugh and they harness that instead so i'm willing to bet that Monsters Inc. Lafloor is some kind of themed like stand-up. I don't fucking know. But I'm going to say it's C. Monsters' Inc. Lafloor. I'm going to say it's C. Monsters Inc. Lafloor. Mike Wazowski. I'm going to see Monsters Inc. Lafloor. Apparently, I need a re-watch of Monsters Inc. Because I forgot. I forgot that's how it ends. It's a really good one. I also. I also. We're fucking Disney adults. Apparently I need a rewatch of Monsters Inc because I forgot. I forgot. That's how it ends. It's a really good one. I also remember liking Monsters University, but I couldn't tell you about that either.

There's a lot of like ad libbing, I think, in Monsters Inc. You know, just like Billy Crystal going ham. But, honey, we could talk about Monsters Inc all the lib long day. What I would rather do. Jack, do you know what season it is? I have no, I actually have no idea. Can you tell me? Scorpio.

Scorpio season. You know I'm a Scorpio Rising? No, I did not know that. I am. I'm a cancer sun, Cancer Moon, Scorpio Rising. What does that mean? Like anything rising. Apparently.

Details of Scorpio Rising. Somebody actually, a girlfriend of mine from work, she actually, she's also Scorpio Rising. Wait, did she say she was or her sister? No, I think she, no, she also is a Scorpio Rising. Yeah. And so she sent me what Scorpio Rising is. Can I read you some highlights? Sure.

So apparently Rising is how you appear. That's what I want to know. To the outside world. Oh, so even though you're a cancer. I'm a cancer, sun, cancer, moon, Scorpio rising. And what does sun and moon mean? Sun means that's like the season you were born in. The seat, like, like you were born in the sun time in the morning?

No, like that's like I was born in between the days of June 23rd or second. Oh, like the earlier part of cancer season? No. Oh. Like you're a cancer. When you're a cancer, that means your cancer. That means your cancer sun, I'm pretty sure. Got it.

But what does the moon part mean? I don't know. Okay, sick. But the rising means like how you appear to others. Yes. Got it. And I have like four cancers in my birth chart. Like I, I'm hella, I'm hella cancer.

I'm like cancer sun, cancer moon, cancer mercury and cancer Mars. I don't know what the shit means. But Scorpio Rising. So they call that the big three, your sun, your moon and you're rising. So I'm a cancer sun, cancer, moon, Scorpio Rising. God, that's fascinating. Shut up, Jack. Listen, this is what, these are some highlights of Scorpio Rising.

Yeah. For me, okay? Scorpio Rising people have a lot of presence. Okay. There is something about them that tells the world they are not to be pushed around. Yeah, I wouldn't dare. Their manner commands respect and in some cases fear. Oh no

Scorpio rising people can be quiet or loud I know which one you are But they always seem powerful and determined You either love or hate Scorpio rising people I'm sorry that's such a blanket statement They can be either loud or quiet Like oh so everyone that's so fucking stupid That's not true I wouldn't call you loud or quiet

I would call you boring It's so stupid. They can be rich or poor. They are rarely people who go through life unnoticed. Wow. They seem to look right through people seeing through superficiality. That's you. That is you.

Hmm. Hmm. This can be quite intimidating to some and intriguing to others. I mean, it's why I married you. I'm like, wait, she's on to something. Scorpio rising people in their dealings with others look for answers by reading between the lines. surface details are discarded when they are getting a feel for people and situations around them. I don't know about that for you.

I feel like you like those surface details. I like details, but I don't know. How about this? Hold on. Shut the fuck up, Jack. Hold on. They plan out moves carefully and deliberately, relying on their awesome ability to feel out others and situations.

Scorpio Rising Natives are drawn to down-to-earth natural partners. Oh, shit. Reliability in their partner is very important. They generally look for complete commitment and have little patience with flighty partners. Hmm. Hmm. Tell me more about how this is all bullshit, Jack. What?

I never said that. Look, honey, I'm like 99% finished with a really good horoscope for all of our Scorpio's. So you tuned in to your own connection to your Scorpio Rising partner? I did. I did, honey. Okay. I might be able to help you out with that. Can you?

I just have a few blanks that could really use your intuition. Aaron, give me a place you want to travel to. Realistically? Anything. Doesn't have to be realistic. It doesn't even have to be real. Just give me a place you want to travel to. I would like to go to South America someday.

That's perfect. Hey, honey, give me an adjective for how your day was today. Better than yesterday? So to put that succinctly, better? Better works. Okay. I need a superlative of a physical description. Hairiest.

Perfect, honey. Proud of you. Hey, honey, what do you call our listeners? Like, any fun nicknames for all of the Aaron is the funny one listeners out there? Bottom dwellers. What the fuck? Give me a... Wait, what about cellar dwellers?

No. Which, okay, which you prefer, bottom dwellers or seller dwellers? Cellar dwellers. We hang out in the basement together. And there's nothing wrong with that. I spent half my life with my parents' basement. That's what I'm talking about. That shit rocks.

We love a basement. We love a basement. Hey, honey, give me a not superlative, but just another physical description. You know what? Wait a minute. Grimy? Yeah, that's good. Hey, who's a celebrity that's on your mind?

Often or in general? I think just like recently he's been on your mind. Any celebrities recently been on your mind? And, uh, show Hey O'Tani as of a few hours ago. Yeah, that's good. Do you know who that is, Jack? Yes, he is the $700 million dollar Dodgers baseball player. Allegedly, yeah.

Do you know how to spell Shohei? S-H-O-H-E-I. Thank you. O-H-T-A-N-I. Oh, H-T-A-N-I. Yes. You're so good at spelling. Thank you, honey.

You're welcome. Give me an occupation. Cardiologist. Yeah. Give me a color. Fuchsia. Hey, baby. How do you spell fuchsia?

F-U-S, C-H-I-A? C-H-I-A. I missed the H. Okay. Hey, honey, give me a country you know nothing about. Chad. Nice. Very nice.

Give me or make up a nickname for yourself that you fucking hate. Big Brezlin. That sucks. Hey, give me an aggressive. verb. Aggressive how? Mean? Huh? Mean? No, I think just like an action, an aggressive action verb. Aggressive as in like just... Tear? Yeah. Too better than tear though. Like, like, I mean, tear's fine. Gut? What is like a word for like when you slice through... When you slice through... I'm thinking of like when you like skins of an animal. I mean, skin. Yeah. Skin? Yeah, skin.

Okay. Doesn't really work, but that's fine. Okay. No, no, that's fine. Give me another celebrity who's been on your mind recently. Olivia Rodriguez. Perfect. And the Jonas Brothers and how they should go on tour together.

What is something that you wish Chipwich would do more or do less? Pee in the house when left alone for 30 seconds. I'm just going to say pee in the house. What is an adjective you would use to describe either your foreword, former boss or your least favorite co-worker. Psychotic. Psychotic. Emotionally barren.

That's also very funny. Let's do emotionally barren. Yeah, let's do that. Okay. That fucking rules. Give me an adverb. Any adverb. So just L.Y.

Thanks, Jack. Slightly. What's another cool nickname, a collective nickname you like to call all of our listeners? Besides seller dwellers. This is going to be a good one. Jack's haters. Yep, that's good. Give me a superlative adjective about how you feel about Halloween.

How I feel about Halloween. Yeah. The neutralist? Yeah. Yep, yep. Hey, give me an animal you recently saw on TikTok. A sea turtle? And give me an establishment.

that every town or city should have. A dairy queen. Thank you, honey. You're welcome. Also, I fucking love dairy queen. Should we go and get dairy queen soon? Yes. Oh, so good.

Okay. Aaron, are you ready to give Scorpios their weekly horoscope? I'm ready. Scorpio. Uh-oh. It's Election Day here in South America. What? You know what that means.

Time to do your better duty and vote for your hairiest representatives. Neat. And seller dwellers, it's easy to get swept up in the grimyer side of politics. Oh, that kind of works. Why, I just saw an ad that called Shohei Otani a disgusting cardiologist. Simply because they voted fuchsia. Oh, that's a little far. Can you imagine?

No. That's not the Chad. I want to live in. Me neither. We can all do better. We should all do better. And that's why I, Big Brezlin, am urging you all to skin your polling boxes

and vote for Olivia Rodriguez to pee in the house. Here, here. We try to stay out of politics here on Aaron is the emotionally barren one. That's right. That's right. But we feel this election is too important to sit slightly by.

So please, Jack's haters, do the right thing. Vote for Olivia Rodriguez pissing in the house. That would make me the neutralist sea turtle in the Dairy Queen. Kiss me, Jack. Oh, honey, please are recording right now. Oh, wonderful, wonderful horoscope. Scorpio, call your representatives. There's a problem in this house.

Thank you all so much for tuning in this week. Join me. Dad, Hug Me 10. I want to hear your career stories. In the next few weeks, we're going to mobilize a live guest recording. If you guys have any sort of opinions about, like, being against that, let me know. But I'll be totally honest. I'm not sure I'm going to listen because I am.

We're doing it. I'm quite invested in this career day of sorts. So I think it could be very fun. I will see you guys very shortly and soon. and can't wait. Until next time, haters.