Erin is the Funny One - Are You A Disney Adult Part 2

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

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Episode 20 of Aaron is the funny one. We did it. We're in the tens now. Hot dog. Hi, I'm your host, Jack. To be fair, we've done this before. Yeah. We've been in the tens before.

We have. This is not new territory for us. We are well adept. We are well. I don't think well adepts the thing. We're tenured. Sure. We're senior in our industry.

We are podcast experts. I think we are by this point. Oh, I am an expert. You have questions about podcasting? Ask away. Come to me. I know it all. These microphones, they're state of the art.

Yeah, what are they? What are the microphones we use, Aaron? They're gray. That's right. We use the gray ones. And then, and I'm pretty sure I've seen other people use them, which means they're legit. There you go. That's.

And then that software that we record on, I'm all about it. What's that called, honey? Audible.com. Oh my God, she is a pro. Not sponsor. Wow. She knows everything. Guys, come to me if you want podcast questions, answers.

I know everything about it. So we've been here. We're seasoned professionals at this point. Our microphones, gray, our software, audible. Dot com or the app. Or the, yeah, you can make a podcast using the Audible app. Did you know that there's like a membership on Audible that will give you credits for in each month. I think you earn like one credit for one one credit for one audiobook.

I think it's for like the Kindle Unlimited. it or something? This is starting to sound like a fucking ad for Audible. Oh. Which is fine. It's just you're giving them free publicity. Well, no, I'm about to shit on it. Oh, uh,

okay. For somebody like me, who sometimes goes through a phase, we're all listening to 80 audiobooks and then forget about it for 18 years and then come back to it. They only let you accrue like 12 credits or some shit and then you lose them,

which is bullshit. Why do I have to lose them? I've earned them. It's fucking bullshit. And it's just, Just one more problem that we have with this fucking system, Jack. God. Add it to the list, Aaron.

And I'm tired of it. You know what I'm not tired of? We're coming in hot today, guys. You know what I'm not tired of, though? This drink we have for Drink of the Week. You know, I haven't, I'm not tired of it either because I've never had it before. Yeah, can you try it? So let me tell our listeners.

Oh, okay. I was going to say, where's yours? Hold on. Mind your business. This feels like a poisoning situation where you, what a poison night oak. Deadly Nightshade Aaron's trying to do the voice From The Nightmare Before Christmas

Sally Like this is like the doctor I don't know the doctor's name Sally, he's got those lips He has the upper bleft lip or like no No upper bluff is your eyelid What's the what's the mouth What's the procedure?

It's not lip filler is it? He's got like weird fucking lips The doctor's got duck lips He's got duck lips Hey Sunny Sunday Sunday Sunday the doctor's has duck lips right sunday good girl she's like takes one to no one mean mean sunday anyways

okay hold on so the drink we're drinking it's not a wine at all it's a kind of a cocktail a very lazy cocktail it whipped up it's one half deadly night shade no yours has a little deadly night shade it's one half uh cut water brand my tie they do like canned uh cocktails also not small Also not sponsored, but they have like a Mai Tai, a really strong Mai Tai in a can. So it's half that and then I've watered it down with pineapple flavored spin drift. Also not sponsored. Also not sponsored. But they should because I did watch all of season two of nobody wants this and spin drift was definitely a sponsor of that show. That's a show. That's a Netflix show. That's getting a lot of flack online

for a bunch of reasons. One of which is just a blatant product placement. Oh, that's really good. You like that cocktail? Yeah, it's good. It's a little week, I was, well, I was just about to say that Jack film. I said, Did you really put half of it in there? It's a, yeah. It does, it just tastes a lot. There's a lot more pineapple than there is anything else. Yeah.

Don't worry. For round two, I'll go a little harder. That's assuming we'll make it to round two. That's true. That deadly night shade works quickly. I'm going to give this a four out of five. I like this a lot better than that terrible shardinay that I had last time. I didn't think it was that, but I liked that shardin.

Yeah. Well, I didn't. I don't drink a lot of drinks like this. You don't. You're a wine chick. But I would say, yeah, 4-0-5 sounds great. Oh my God, we agree. It's delightful.

It's delightful, light and refreshing and tastes like pineapple juice. There you go. If you're looking for a fun cocktail, water down a cut water with spin drift. Pineapple spin drift. Yeah, specifically what? Specifically. We use here. Honey, I know you're so geeked up for Career Day, one of these days on our podcast.

Yeah, I need to get my shit in order to, like, make that happen. I would also love to interview somebody, not from my industry, but maybe the tangential insurance industry. Oh, that sounds thrilling and fun. Listen, there's a very popular Instagram account plus social media presence, blah, blah, of the hard market, which is very popular amongst we in the insurance-ish industry. So fuck you. People do care.

You just have to find the right demographic. Oh, riveting stuff. But honey, I received a test. from the hotline from yet another potential person we could have on career day. I will, okay, I love it. I love it. Are you ready for this? Hi, Aaron and the super not funny one on the left.

Hurtful. I was just watching your newest episode on Disney adults. And I thought you might like to know that I'm an ex-cast member at Disney. Which Disney? Yeah, Disneyland, Disney World. That matters. I'd be totally down to spill some tea for Christmas. There are some fun things that I got to experience, but I also wanted to jump off my apartment

balcony on more than one occasion. That's dark. We got to have them on. We got to have them on career day. Which do you think is the harder job to get? Ooh. To get. Disney World, because there's more opportunity for different cast because it's bigger.

Disneyland is much more condensed with talent being in Southern California. And it's smaller. So, but their castle sucks. Their castle sucks. I think it's easier to get a gig, and I'm just guessing, at Disney World. But Disney World is the prestige. Yeah, but Disneyland, first off, like, yeah, you're competing against other industry professionals in SoCal, like, where everyone's an actor, that's some steep competition. Disney World, there's, I think there's a lot, yeah, prestige or whatever, but there, because it's gargantuan in comparison to Disneyland. What? What is? Did you just say? Gargantuan. Do you know it's not pronounced like that?

Gargantuan. Yeah. Did you not know that? I think you can say either or. The face, the condescending look you're giving me right now is really cool. Listeners, help me. Gargantuan, Disney World. Oh my God.

I think there have to be many, many more spaces for employment in Disney World, making it thus easier. And I think Disneyland, because it's older, I think the barrier to entries even higher and harder at Disneyland because that was like Walt's vision. So I'll bet, and I think it's a bit more based on tradition and shit. So I think Disneyland's harder to get a gig at than Disney World. Well, speaking of Disney, we were in the middle of a Disney Adults themed quiz. Were we? Last I checked.

And I feel like we need to continue and finish said quiz. I try to forget. I know, honey. Everything that we talk about on here. This is important. What's important about it to you, Jack? Do you remember what ass or milf stood for in the context of a Disney adult abbreviation? Hold on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Think about it. Mickey is like fly. Yeah, wow, she remembers. Yeah, he's so fly. Do you? You remember more than I do, wow. I know ass was like alien saucer.

something. Substation. Milf? I'm trying to think if it was Minnie or Mickey? Minnie. Minnie's. Minnie, inchy, leachy, sleepy. I don't know. I don't remember. Milf was... Thank God. Oh, we're both wrong. Milf was Monsters Inc. Laugh floor. You know what? I'm actually very glad I didn't retain any of this information because it would have taken a precious ram that I so desperately need in my old age. That's true. And you only get, like, the older you get, the worse that RAM is. I know. You lose gigs of RAM.

Gigs and gigs. And you can't, you can't download RAM in real life, unlike the internet where you can download more. Guys, I need this precious space. It's sad, man. All right. Honey. Oh, wait.

Oh, we have to do work now? God damn. You're so annoying. Work is so boring. I don't want to do work. Honey, and listeners and viewers. We have a quiz to continue. quiz is abbreviations that every Disney adult worth their salt should know.

Part two. Part two. Disney adult. Abbreviations. Trauma quiz quiz. No, there's no trauma. The trauma is mine, my trauma. All right.

TOT. In having to learn about what Disney adults think about on a daily basis and how their fingers move on a fucking keyboard. It's crazy. Do you think they use this as vernacular in casual conversation? I wonder. I wonder if they say like, oh, TOT, oh, M-I-L-F, M-I-L-F? No, they go, ass, milf.

Like, do you think they actually use that as, like, in conversation? I wonder. As if it's, like, understood vocabulary amongst the populace. The one I want to know is, like, instead of saying Mickey's not-so-spooky Halloween party, do they go, M-N-S-S-H-H-P? M-S-H-H-P. Manship. Manship. What are you doing for Manship this season?

T-O-T. What does T-O-T-St stands? for to the bizarre wild mind of a Disney adult. What about like something of thunder or like... What? Oh, something of thunder. Like it's got to be a ride. Tropics of thunder.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay, okay. Simple Jack. I know. That's okay. Not tropics of thunder. Your eyes are raining.

This head movie makes my eyes rain. Um, TOT stands for... Triple on. tripe. What's a Disney character's name that starts with T? The bad guy. You're afraid of so much right now. It's been a long week.

Oh, my God. All right. Here's some options. Wait, hold on, hold on. Okay. Hold on. You didn't even give me a chance. Because I just want to, I just want to like triples on and then someone just so it's like

three people tag teaming, whatever. The beast. Triples on the beast. There you go. No. You ask what's a Disney character. I know. Right.

That's name starts with T. The beast. That's why I'm saying triples on the beast. There you go. Okay, hold on. Let me think about this. This is a lot of work for a dumb bit. Because now I'm like, well, now I got to think about it.

Hold on. Or is there a bird one? Like talons on. Lucifer. Talons on. Yeah, this is pain. Timba. Timba.

Talons on Timba. There you go. Tim. No, Tim. I'm an idiot. Timone. Yeah, Timone. I'm so.

Oh, no. My brain's mush. Simba, not Timba. My favorite Disney characters, Timba! Simba! I'm yelling Timba! Thank you. Yeah, we got there.

All right. Honey, here are your choices for what Tot stands for. Tomorrow never dies. Okay. Tram Operations Tower. Tomorrowland Observational Terrorists. Tarzan's outdoor theater. Tower of Terror.

Tower of Terror. It's got to be Tower of Terror. May it rest. May it rest. I think it's now a Guardians of the Galaxy themed thing. I think it still exists in Florida though, right? I'm not sure. Fucking better.

I know. It fucking better. That was actually one of the rides that we, that was on that. It's an amazing ride. I love a little, it's a little spooky, but like, just spooky enough to not be too spooky. The one in Florida is amazing. And be a little mysterious. And you go through the, the doors.

The door. So funny. And then you go through the hallway, but you're in outer space. and there's windows and shit. It's so fucking cool. And that is strictly in Florida, right? That is strictly in Florida. I do not recall that being in California

where you exit the elevator shaft and then go on a little ride through space. That did not occur. I was so blown away in the one in Florida because of the track, because they move you. Do you remember the doors? And you're in a hallway? Remember the hallway?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you're in a hotel hallway. It's fucking cool. Do you remember the moment where like the lights are all out and all of a sudden you see like this laser of like, it makes a doorway that then opens so fucking wild. Did you guys know that it's not pure gravity of the drop that makes it?

They actually have machinery that pulls you down so that the drop is actually works faster than actual gravity to make it because they first tried it with gravity I think and they were like, oh, that's it? Right. It's not spooky enough. Yeah. So they had machinery made to pull it. down the drop to go even faster.

So cool. So cool. Imagineers, man. They could rule the world. They should rule the world. Dude, being an Imagineer, I literally, like, you get to be a child and the smartest person on earth at the same time. Yeah.

The correct answer. Yeah. For what TOT stands for to the modern Disney Day adult. Disney Day. I know. I don't know how that. I love Disney Day. Disney Day.

Tower of Terror. Wait. What the fuck is that? That's not the terror. The terror or terror does not. I don't look like that. I think, no, I don't think it's a sign for it. I don't think it's the actual ride.

Where is that a sign for it? That's weird. I'm not entirely sure. Sorry. Yeah, if you're on YouTube, you're seeing a picture in our, you know, in our PowerPoint quiz we're giving. That makes it look janky. We're not really sure what we're looking at here.

The Hollywood Tower Studios, maybe this was originally what it looks like on the outside. Did you know, I actually went to Disney World on the day that Tower of Terror originally opened. Which was when? Like, give us a decade, give us a, uh, Oh, 90s for sure. Yeah. I was probably like seven or eight.

Yeah. Just like you for this quiz. World of Disney. It has. Okay, so the next one is W-O-D. What is the world of Disney? Aaron and I both thought of World of Disney when we saw this. Isn't the World of Disney?

Like, it's kind of like talking about God. Like it's like, um, um, omnipresent. We live in Wad. That's World of Disney. Yeah. Like, they mean, they own literally our media.

So, yeah. Like what does that encompassing? World of Disney. They own our news. They own our entertainment. Assuming that's what this is, World of Disney. We haven't seen the options yet.

We're just kind of going off WOD. They own our sports. They own ESPN. Oh, they do. It's true. Like, they own everything. Well, honey, let's see. And we live in their backyard.

That's true. The Disney family still lives in the Burbank area. That's wild. I don't know that they're still like, I don't know that they have anything to do with Disney at this point, except just like count his money like Scrooge McDuck. Yeah, sure. Like they don't have any, like they don't oversee anything.

I'm sure some do, but there are definitely family members that have the carry of Disney name that are not involved with the business. Okay. WOD, we both say World of Disney before we even see the options. Here are. A wonderful world of Disney. Well, here are the options. WOD. What would Disney do? Look, we got four options.

Walkways of Disney. Weekend of Disney, Wonders of Disney, World of Disney. World of Disney. If it's got to be right. If it's anything else, fuck it. Is that like maybe World of Disney was, I don't know if that was like a fucking television block on ABC or something. Like World of Disney. I think that was the wonderful world of Disney.

Oh, you might be right. And it was a block probably on ABC because of course they own ABC. And they would play like a movie or something. Yeah. Yeah. And like Brandy's version of Cinderella. Yeah, exactly. Yes.

We taped that live. Yeah. Duh. It's Whitney Houston. It's so good. It holds up. Yeah. Well, I haven't seen it in many decades, but it holds up.

All right. The answer. It has to be World, right? It's World. Oh, World Disney. It's the store. Oh. It's that store in formerly downtown Disney now Spring.

Disney Springs. Disney Springs. Stupid. It's like how universe in terms I like to use, because I understand, how Universal Studios, has city walk with all their like restaurants and bars and movie theaters and such. Disneyland and Disney World, they have Disney Springs where it's just... That's stupid. Why would anybody need to ever talk about a fucking store?

Like the Disney store. Meet me at Wad. Do you know what I mean? Where are your finest mini ears? Guys, I'm such a fucking hater. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I wish I could be more upbeat today.

Okay, here's what I don't get. Why is it called World of Disney and not the Disney store? Well, there is a Disney store. I know. So why is it not that? I don't know. Right? I don't know.

That's what I don't get. Somebody, but like honestly, can I tell you, I actually think one of the worst websites and website experiences I've ever had was anything related to the fucking Disney shit. Like, it's like go,

Disney. Go.com or go. Oh, I remember the go. Yeah. Yeah. And it's like, oh,

you sign in, but then you go someplace else. And it's like, oh, no, you haven't signed in. And it's like, no,

I just signed. in. No, that shit is wonky as fuck. And it takes you to like every different fucking, like the, as, as the Redditor say, the UX, like the user experience or whatever, it's horrible. I didn't know you spoke Redator. Horrible. It is awful.

No, I remember that. I mean, for such a bit, like, it's funny because like for a company that's so centered on the user experience, quite literally, it's fascinating how shitty their fucking website is or was. I just know it probably still is even like as recently as when we went to Disney a few years ago and I was trying to like and I had to like navigate the Disney website the genie pass and all that shit fucking oh my God what a pain in the ass that was a pain in the ass it was so not straightforward it was always redirecting you to other pages nothing was like yeah it was not good do better all right here's a challenging one to be fair though Amazon's website I mean have ever looked at it

like actually looked at it. No, it's hideous. Yeah, it's actually, no, because talk about UI. Like, it's ugly. It's ugly. And it looks outdated. It looks like shit I would have seen 20 years ago. Yeah.

And it's messy. Like I have, so messy. I have heaps of clothes on my fucking floor that are cleaner and well, better organized than bucking the Amazon website. Let's not go crazy. I don't know about that. No, for real. The like Jesus Christ.

Next up on the Disney Abbreviations Disney Animal Kingdom already got it Hold on Okay Because our listeners don't know what it is It's D-A-K And I already fucking know it Disney Disney Animal Kingdom

Alright Aaron you're nailing these Are you a Disney adult in disguise? No You claim you're above it What was the last Disney movie I watched Nightmare before Christmas Is that a Disney movie?

I think Well I don't know Anyways great movie So Dak D-A-K. What does D-A-K stand for in the troubled mind of a Disney adult? Daisy's afternoon kitchen. Disney's Animal Kingdom.

You know what's that one. Disney's arrival kiosk, dehydrated, and kooky. It's got to be Disney's Animal Kingdom. It's got to be. And the one, well, there were a few rides on Animal. I had never been to Animal Kingdom before just two years ago or whatever when we went. Yeah. And one of their like big rides.

was closed and I can't remember what it was. I think it was like a water ride. It's a mountain thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a mountain thing. It was a mountain thing. But I thought it was a water ride too. Maybe it's on the quiz.

I don't know. By the way, the answer is Disney's Animal Kingdom. Of course it is. Okay, hold on. Animal Kingdom rides. I want to look up what the ride was that I was. Expedition Everest. Everest.

Well, yeah, there's the mountain. And I don't think we did the Navi River journey. No, we definitely didn't do that. I think what happened was we were like running like quote unquote running out of daylight which but like not really yeah yeah but like we had like a dinner reservation we had a dinner reservation that we were trying to make and we were trying to prioritize some shit so we like didn't do everything we only wanted to do the quote unquote best rated things right and so we did the avatar thing and i think we pieced out pretty

quickly we did though i did we did make time for the grillas yeah that's right I forgot about that. Aaron, listeners. C. M. C. M. What's that? Country Mart. Country Mart?

What does that mean? The old Splash Mountain. Who's the country music? Let me think about this. Country Mart? What the fuck? Cinderella's mother. Is dead.

Oh! Cindy's Um, Lucifer. See, that's funny. Even saying Lucifer this whole time, that's what it's from. The old animated Cinderella. Maybe it's just Cinderella movie. CM.

That's a clock tower magic. Country monkey. CM. Cool music. Cool Mickey. Cool Mickey. It's Mickey with shades. He's CM.

He's cool Mickey. Mickey is the furthest thing from cool. He really. Nobody likes Mickey. He's a fucking nerd. Nobody likes Mickey. Mickey is a fucking. Nicky's a nark.

Mickey's a nerd. Why is he a narc? You can just tell. That's fair. He would. Have you met? Have you, officer?

It was him. Seriously. Have you looked at Mickey? He's a fucking narc. He would nark you out real fast. That's fair. Yeah, he'd step on your, and he would gnarc on you so that he could get ahead too.

But like as a cartoon character, yeah, that's fair. But as a cartoon character, like, nobody likes him. No one's like, Mickey's sure funny. No one fucking says or thinks that. Like, Bugs Bunny. That's a funny cartoon character. Mickey.

Wait, is Bugs Bunny funny? Do we think he's funny? Are you kidding? What? Do we think he's funny? What? Bugs Bunny is the epitomey of funny. Oh.

I mean, he was in the 50s 60s. But like, yeah. Forties. Really? All of that. Yeah. Because he's sarcastic. He's witty.

Mickey's just, ha-ha. What is Mickey? He's a narc. He's a loser. He's a twerp. He sucks. All right, we don't know what CMs.

His clothes suck. And he infests houses. His clothes are a pair of shorts and shoes. That's, and gloves. His ancestors have infested my backyard for fucking five and a half years now. His ancestors spread the bubonic plague. Yeah, it's disgusting. And we want to give Mickey a platform?

Really? Really? Really? Get better. Really? It's disgusting. Too better. Here are your choices for what CM stands for.

All right. In the dark and twisted mind of a Disney. the adult. CM could stand for. Card maxed. Hmm. No. Castle magic.

Stupid. Cast member. Potentially. Contemporary monorail. No. Cast member. I hate agreeing with you, but it has to be cast member, right? Mm-hmm.

But why abbreviate? Just say cast member. Just say fucking cast member. You're saving one syllable. The same way you could just say, uh, the Monsters Inc. Right. Yeah, yeah, right. Right.

Right. Although Milf is pretty funny. No, but it's, they're not doing it to be funny. They're doing it because they take this shit. I don't know. They're doing it to take it too fucking seriously. But whoever coined that abbreviation, whoever made the realization that, wait, Monsters Inc. laugh.

Oh my God, it's milth. I got to give that person props. Take off your clothes. Aaron, is that an Aladdin Easter. Um, he's clearly saying take off and go. And when Simba collapses in the. Lion King, it's not sex that appears in the dust and whatever. It's S-FX. It's a cool Easter egg for the sound effects team. No, it's take off your clothes and it's sex. All right. And the

little priest has a total boner in the little mermaid. I still, I need to watch that. I don't know that I've seen that. With a little mermaid thing? Yeah. Oh, dude. Yeah, yeah. He's got a, he's got a little, he's got a little priest bottling around. Can I be honest? I don't know that I would even be able to recognize a boner like in real life. What? If it were in pants, I don't know that I would be able to. What? Yeah.

Yeah, I don't, I don't know. Like there have been definitely time. Sorry, this is like, so gross. No, no, no, no, no. Continue, please. There have been times that people were like, didn't you see that? And I'd be like, what? And they were like, oh my God, rewind it.

He has a boner. And then I saw it. I'm like, really? Does he? I don't know that I like. Sorry, my jaw's on the floor right now. I thought, you think you know. know a person. You think you know your wife. I don't, I don't know that I know. You can't recognize

boners? Is this like, like, like in pants. I, I don't, I don't think I can. I don't think I, I don't know. Aaron. What? I don't think I like notice and or I just go, it's just like the way the clothes like, should bunches up or fold. Sure. Like folded. Like, I'm like, that's fabric. Sure. And that, that's many a dude's fear, or at least mine, sometimes when, you know, when you sit down, you want to make sure it's not bunching up in a way where you look excited. I think I always discredit it to, yeah, their pants. They like, they bunched. But the priest and the little mermaid is standing and he's got a little Willie,

just kind of knobbling about. Well, now I got to see it. Yeah, absolutely. I'll report back, guys. Roll it. Yeah, I'll report back. Okay, so you think, and I think CM stands for cast member. Yes.

Yeah. And it's, it's cast member, of course. And it's, hell yeah. That's the answer. Kevin Richardson from the Backstreet boys. Our favorite backstreet boy. Our non-problematic king. That's right.

That's right. We love him. We know who he voted for. Or we know who he didn't vote for. Yes. Yes, we do. Here's a good one. This might be the last one.

Okay. Aaron. Yeah. What does Epcot stand for? Oh, I know this something. Earth Protocol, control of time or something. Like Walt Disney was borderline Scientologist.

I'm pretty sure he and L. Ron Hubbard were cut from the same cloth. So, like, he, like, had visions of things. Oh, that's a good take. Like, I mean this. I actually, I don't mean this, but like, bear with me. What do you mean? I kind of feel like it's a good thing he died because it could have gotten really fucking weird, really fucking weird with his, like, way of thinking.

I'll tell you, if he were still alive after the success of Disney World, he would have expanded in a more exponential rate than it has been expanding. Which is terrifying. Yeah, I see that. I see what you're saying. Yeah. I think the guy was straight up like literally him and Elron. Yeah.

They were on speed dial. Like they were buddies. Do you think Elron ever went to Disneyland or world? I don't know when and I don't know. Like how old like when did Elrond? I don't know when he died. I don't know his time frame. Hold on.

Let me ask. Hold on. 86 so he definitely had time he probably went to he probably went to Disneyland I bet you he went to Disneyland but now you don't think world I bet you he took all of the Scientologists that was like probably one of their like gifts that they like right right right right you take our personality you're an OT5 yes if you take this free personality test so I'll take you to Disneyland you've downloaded a thousand Thadens good for you you get to ride Tower of Terror Christ all right honey here's what Epcot could

stand for it. You're going to get it. You're going to get it. I'm just letting you know. Everyone please crowd over trash cans. No. Experimental prototype community of tomorrow. That one. That's the one. Exceptional play center of thunder. No. Every person comes out tired. No. Which is cute, but I don't think is the right answer. And that is where I had to sit down multiple times because I was a lot of walking in Epcot. My feet hurt. That's all you do in Epcot is walk. My feet's hurt. And drink around the world if you're feeling so inclined. Help me. they have a few rides, but it's really, it's a, it's a, it's a walkathon, Epcot. Help me.

Yeah, experimental prototype community. And guys, if you want to do the drinking tour, not only is there a lot of walking, but all of the countries are in the back of the park. You have to walk so much just even get to the country. Well, it's a barrier of entry. They want to make sure you're like up for the challenge. Like, you sure. So they hide it.

The correct answer, of course, is experimental prototype community of tomorrow. Do you know, Epcotts was founded in 1982 for a few years. years before Elron Hubbard died. Wait, when did, what's his face die? When did Disney die? I bet you it was a suicide pact. 66. Oh.

Oh, so he had a fucking arsenal of like, these are the things I want to make. I need you guys to build out on my dreams. I need a theme park that is based around the future of what I want this world to look like. He did. No, he had a lot of at copp planned out. This is a cult. This is a cult. It's kind of impressive that they carry.

it out, you know. Impressive? Is Charles Manson impressive? Not the right word. It's... Is Scientology impressive? It's interesting that they carried it out well after, well after his,

decades after his death. Yeah, that's what cults do. Have you ever seen somebody's head on a stick? Because imagine, imagine the president of Netflix. This is that fucking movie I watched, Hereditary. But imagine, no, imagine like the CEO or whatever

of any streaming platform on their deathbed being like, I wish for... Don't you think that's what's happening right now? No. With the president? Mm, yeah, that is a cult. Yeah. That's true.

Yeah. That is a cult. Yes. I was trying to make it more fun with streaming, but... L-O-L. L-L. And to a Disney adult, L-O-L stands for lots of lines, because that's what you'll be doing at a theme park.

Lightning. Lightning. The face are making... Well, thank you, Counsel, for a wonderful world of Disney adult abbreviations. That was a journey to get through. But Aaron. Jack, what season is it? It's Scorpio.

That's right, Jack. Holy shit. That was a lucky. No, I remember your explanation from last week talking about how you're a Scorpio rising. And I now actually retained what that means, even though you're a cancer. at heart and by birth chart. And my son and my moon. And your son and your moon.

Externally, you exude Scorpio energy. Allegedly. And that is what we call rising, Scorpio, rising. Allegedly. How do I find out what my rising is? Co-star. Co-star, okay. By the way, I've been getting the funniest fucking co-star, because I get a notification

every day for my like horoscope. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, literally, can I read some of these two? Yeah. Because every day, I'm usually on the phone, like a work call when they come in. So when they come in, I see them and I go, I literally roll my eyes. I'm like, Jesus fucking crazy. All right.

How about this? Today, my day at a glance today. Yeah. This is on the co-star. Co-star app. Howl. That's it. Just how.

The word howl? Howl. Howl. As in howl at the moon? Ho. I know. Sorry. I told Aaron don't because that will rile up our dogs.

They will all start howling and barking. Yes. What does that mean? Oh, well, it wasn't last night or the night before the beaver moon? What does that have to do with me howling today? Yeah, that's a good fucking question. How about yesterday? Your body is an amazing creation.

That sucks. That sucks as a fucking horoscope. Like, thank you. That's my favorite. Most bodies are. My body is the same as everybody as else's bodies, mostly. It's my favorite Jason Mraz song. How about this?

Yeah, two days ago, Wednesday. Not brats. Validate yourself for the strength you've cultivated. These are nothings. It's nothing. Dude. These are all nothing. And they're so weird sometimes.

Like, yeah, like howl? Yeah. Like, as an instruction. So usually I'm on a work call when they, I see them.

When you get a ping. Yeah, I get a ping and I look at it and I'm like, Jesus fucking grace. That means nothing. You're whispering sweet, nothing's at me. So anyway,

yes, that's co-star. But it is Scorpio season. I am a Scorpio rising. you can find out your rising and your entire birth chart on co-star not sponsored but if you guys if co-star wants to sponsor us fuck it we'll lean it are you kidding me absolutely i'll howl at the moon whatever you want me to do well honey in the spirit of scorpio season yes for all of our scorpio listens and patrons out there which by the way i was watching this tic-tok and fuck never mind there was some like woman who was

like actually like famous and like smart and and now I can't remember there was a woman on TikTok she was famous and they asked like it was an interview and they asked her like she had written a book oh my god I sound so dumb right now yep she had written a book and named some people kept some people anonymous and they were asking her why did you do this like why did you name some people She was like, because they're dead. Well, you name some other people that were a lot that are so alive. Oh, because I hate them. Well, why did you choose to do that?

Because I'm a Scorpio. And I laughed out loud. It was like somebody like Jane Goodall or something. Oh, oh. Was it? No, it wasn't Jane Goodall, though. Hold on. Now I need to see if I liked it.

Because it was one of those like I opened TikTok, but I didn't like, I wasn't actually watching TikToks, if that makes sense. Sure. It absolutely does. Oh, I don't think I have it. Because it was like, fuck. Damn, I'm sorry, love, next time. Next time.

If you guys know who I'm talking about, please, text me and dad hugged me 10. That's right. Honey, for this horoscope for this week. Yes. I want you to lock eyes with me. Yes. Can I start since I'm rising?

Always. My queen. Howl. At your spirit. May. She. Always. Smile.

And. Frown. Back. Scorpio. Why? Do we? Frown. She pondered.

Hmm. Scratches. Record. Yup. Howell. Aw. And. Frown.

As. Hard. As. As she can. She also despises Disney. And. Every time I want you to say something, you never do. That's the point.

Hubbard. As we also do. Fair. Play. I was thinking game, but that's fine. Tah. Tah. Dah.

Tah. Oh, da. I thought it was like a tata. Well, that too. Wow, that was rancid. Good job, honey. Thank you. Wow.

Scorpios, I hope you are able to put that in your pockets this week and take it with you wherever you go. Howl. Howl. Howl big. Howl as she would. Howl as she should. Howl as she would.

Howl as she could. Shakira just turned 48 or something. Wild. I don't know if she just turned it, but Reddit was like, Shakira at 48 looks better than all. And it's like, yes, she does. I got she were in the classic. Oh. Thanks so much for joining us.

Text me at Dad Hugging Me 10. I can't wait to see you guys next week. And hopefully we haven't been inducted into the Disney cult or killed by the capitalism by then. Bye. Until next time, haters.