Erin is the Funny One - Debate Night Pt. 2

Episode Date: November 15, 2021

Jack and Erin kick off a wild 21st episode of EITFO with a wine that’s just not buttery enough for Jack - then, put away the quizzes because debate is here for round two! Will there be laughs? Yes. Will there be thoughtful discussions? Kind of. Will there be fights? You better believe it! Then, Mad Libs Horoscopes are back and better than ever - so sit back, relax and celebrate the podcasts wild 21st birthday with us! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

Hi, welcome back to a new episode of Aaron is the funny one. That was aggressive. I'm hi welcome back I am aggressive because I'm Jack Douglas and you're the other one. I'm two toes up. Hi two toes up Welcome to my podcast. Thank you for co-hosting. I am the main host. You are the co-host never agreed to that Thank you for coming today. Do you know what number podcast this is? It's the one where we can legally finally get drunk. That's right It's the 21st podcast welcome to our 21st birthday party for our 21st episode of our first podcast It's so excited. It's baby's first 21st and baby's gonna get drunk baby's gonna get drunk It's 21st birthday. You kind of have to at least here in the States Jack film. What did you do on your 21st birthday?

Oh, it was really cool. I stayed home and Then and then you know my sisters. I think they took me out to see like Notting Hill or something Oh, you know what you'll like this No, no, my sisters took me out to a bar and they I remember this very clearly They got really annoyed with me because I got a little tipsy and you know what I do when I get tipsy You wouldn't stop talking Talking oh my god

You need to have a convo with them because I think they can like they probably remember that but yeah Like I remember them being visibly annoyed at how much I talked And This is something I'm laughing because this is something Aaron Constantly argues with me about like I hate when you get drunk because you just talk Well, the thing that about it too is that like you lose all sense of caring of if the other person is interested in the conversation That is very true. So also very alcohol not only are you talking incessantly, but it's not a care in the world Of it's a one-way convo. It's a one-way convo. Yes, you go on monologues Aaron. Yes, what you do for your 21st birthday?

Kind of crazy to think that we met not long after our 21st birthday My my roommates at the time Through me a birthday party. It was luau themed. It was cute a ton of fun We did lemon drop shots nice, which was very fancy for being 21 years old And can you remind our listeners what a lemon drop shot is? I think that we just used a sky lemon vodka I can taste it and I think we may have put a little bit of squeeze a lemon juice in there Stop it and that's the fucking shot instead of like the way you like lick salt off your hand

Yeah, we would lick sugar off of our hand. Oh, that's cute. That's appropriate. Yeah, we did a lot of lemon lemon drop shots that night It was a lot of fun. I had a wonderful 21st birthday I'm trying a great morning after as I had mentioned last week my 20th year sucked sucked beyond belief That's right. I got dumped. I had my worst semester in school my first semester. My family dog died I got my wisdom teeth out and had a horrible reaction to it. I got mugged. That was hard I mean my 20th year will like forever be branded in my mind is like this is the worst I mean outside of literally the pandemic. Yeah, neither here nor there I'd say all that you described is worse. So ushering in my 21st year with friends. It was a blast

I had a blast. I can imagine like the the sense of relief that must have been. Yeah, it was a lot of fun We had very different But enough about us is the podcast 21st birthday. Yes, and we're gonna celebrate right now How do you think the podcast wants to celebrate today? Do they want to go to a bar with their sisters or? Do they want to have a luau themed birthday party with their friends? If I'm being honest? I think neither. I think the podcast wants to get right into this week's wine of the week. Oh You know what this podcast I knew from the start that it was class. No skyvon Oh

No, no, no this podcast is oozing with class. I mean you can basically smell the Chanel from here Jack film. Yes. What are we drinking today? I'm so glad you asked. We are drinking a 2016 Chardonnay. Oh 2016 that was a good year. That was a good year. Wasn't it? Yeah, that was a fun year That year at the very end the tail end of 2016. Yeah, and the Chardonnay is titled lulumi I think it's lulumi lulumi lulumi Malay lulumi. It's from France It's very fancy. It is from France just like our Chanel podcast our podcast is very fancy It needs a France Chardonnay. It doesn't do American

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. No, no, no, and it's it's only 12 and a half percent But that's because it is class. You don't need high alcohol level to have fun Also class want that buzz class buzz class buzz. Yes. Also class is its price tag 14 bucks for it Well, well at our local. Yeah at our local place at our local wine shop. We paid 1399 Let's see what the Vivino app says see what the app says. I'll give a taste test of this wine Not my favorite It's okay It's not your favorite because it's too classy for you. Okay. It must be last week's pearls before swine last week's wine

I loved it was buttery. This is not buttery It lacks butter and I want my Chardonnay to be filled and stuffed with tubs of butter And this one doesn't I would say this is a this is like a five out of ten for Jack film According to the Vivino app this it gets there's only 12 ratings and it has a 3.9 out of five stars and the average price point exactly what we paid for at $13.99 Good, I wouldn't pay a dollar more for it Erin's already sloppily throwing her phone at our wine glasses Maybe it's not 12 and a half percent maybe it's like 20% honey

What do you think why don't you give us a little taste test am I too jaded am I too spoiled? No, it's fine. It's just not like California. We're used to California We're we are used to the California shards, which last week's was a California It tastes like totally I mean to our unrefined taste buds speak for yourself. They taste like two very different types They just taste like different. They don't taste like two Chardonnay's no They're like just two totally different types of wine So anyway, but you know it'll do and this is what the podcast wanted what the podcast wants the podcast gets Okay, always mcdoy. It's their birthday and they wanted to celebrate with classy French wine and speaking of birthdays. Yes, honey

To help celebrate Scorpio season no to help celebrate the 21st episode of this podcast Uh-huh. You just described a very rowdy 21st birthday experience. Oh, I didn't yeah very rowdy was luau themed Yeah, you did the lemon drop shots, but we were perfectly well behaved It's not like we like got arrested or anything like that like well behaved I don't believe that for a second for for what it could have been. We were well behaved Nevertheless, I think my parents paid for my 21st birthday. They bought me a round trip ticket to Vegas where I celebrated my 21st This is like two months later my 21st with my best friend from high school and it was her 21st birthday when we were there now

Let me tell you I literally almost came home with a husband Was way more rowdy than my what could have been actual 21st birthday We'll have to hear that story someday, but we're getting off track as As much as I do want to go into that we are getting off track here because this is the 21st episode of our podcast I think it deserves a rowdy one instead of a quiz honey. Should we get it a husband? We should get it a husband Vegas style No, no, no, I think it's time to get rowdy. I think for this podcast. We should have another debate night. Oh And really get into it. Let's fight. I mean, okay, sure that could get rowdy Oh, it will now. I kind of wish we had broken out that 14% wine that way we just get mad

The mad drunk get comes out. I think we'll get mad enough. Okay I have a list of debate topics. Some of these are leftovers from the previous debate night We had many moons ago, but all of them will be hella feisty for a first subject, honey I'm sorry. I feel like this is happening really quickly. This is like happening faster than my Las Vegas engagement. Oh my god It's always coming back to the Las Vegas engagement. I feel like well how we're already we're already going into it Yeah, I haven't even had time to like prep my thoughts or anything like that Well, there's nothing to prep because I haven't given you any of the topics But sometimes I just like to feel like I'm prepared to feel prepared

Well, you can't be prepared because you don't know the topics unlike a quiz I'm not gonna give you like that. It's a terry pot or trivia like no, it's debate night. I have topics You don't know what they are. Maybe that'll help fine. Just go fine. Just go so honey. Yeah Let me know if I'm going too fast For our first subject I want you to rank the Toy Story movies Okay, I don't even know if I remember them there are four of them Okay, so first hold on for just as a recap. Yeah, the first toy story movie

Yeah, Sid is the bad guy. That's right The second toy story movie the toy shop owner is the bad guy, right? Yeah, sort of like he's one of the bad guys He's like the owls toy barn or something the third one the big stuff teddy bear is the bad one That's right. Yeah, and they almost die. Hey, that's the one where they almost die That's the one where there's that really great video where someone like re-edited the movie and then Screen it with his folks. So he edited it so that In such a way that it ends when like all the toys are about to be crushed or incinerated

Yeah, they'll hold hands and close their eyes and then it fades to black and then the credits are all in here Da-da-da-da-da-da and then the parents turn to the guy and they go, that's horrible. Is that how it ends? It's one of the greatest videos ever. Okay, but that is the third one Wait, who is the other bad guy in the second one? Prospector stinky Pete. Oh Oh, we just watched that recently didn't we? We did. Yeah, it was on and then Toy Story 4 Toy Story 4 was horrible. That was the one. I don't remember shit about Toy Story 4 I can't get um Bo peep goes like G.I. Jane basically. That's that's it. I think she loses an arm maybe or they're detachable

I think she keeps like having to tape her lips or something. She's super tough. She's a girl boss. She's a girl boss Great movie, but then Woody. Okay guys literally this is spoiler alert So like don't listen to the next minute or something. Yeah, you haven't seen Toy Story 4 Woody I remember just being pissed at the end because the evolution of their relationship cuz he died felt like hold on hold on hold on No, no, no no no no no no no no no no no like it went from zero to a hundred real quick You felt it was unerred Didn't feel like it was reciprocated I didn't feel like she was in the same place

He was and then he ends up leaving his crew for her. Mm-hmm I remember growing up and being taught from a very young age like what happens in Greece not okay Sandy at the end changing herself. Oh, yeah, so Danny will like her damn. She got hot That's not the lesson Not the lesson to be taught here, okay, and it's for sure not the lesson that should be learned fellas back me up So I guess I'm a little bit like the shoe is on the other foot Woody is Simping so hard for Bo Peep. I mean Andy is on Woody's foot. No stop. No, but he simped so hard for Bo Peep that He he simped too close to the Sun

If you will a tail is all this time, so I'm gonna say yeah rank him so it's one two three four what order Okay, hmm. This is tough. This is this is a tough one. It's actually very easy, but okay I'm gonna say two is the best. Okay followed by one. Okay, followed by three Followed by four and let me tell you why we were just earlier today We were watching Shrek 2 we sure were and the og Shrek 1 mm-hmm Okay, and what happens with these types of movies is that while the first movie is just incredible like Revolutionary right it's like comedy like you've never seen it before it really it's a game changer. These are you know classic Impressive awesome movies. What happens with the second is that that's when they really find their stride

Yes, they lean in they know it like they're like, okay, they introduce new characters They see like what they can do with jokes what they can do with the characters expand they expand so the second one I'm gonna say is the best the first is second best because it was revolutionary for what it was right Yeah, the third was very good. Yes, but they were just qualities to the second and first that the third will just Unfortunately never live up to it just inherently would never be able to achieve those things through no fault of its own No fault of its own It's just it came at a later date when things had already been

Invented and it was just kind of following the what's the work like the pattern a little bit by that point So it was leaves us to four which leaves us to four which Woody is just a simp loser Who left his entire support system his bros for somebody who didn't even like him that much back We definitely would not have reciprocated that that relationship did seem a bit one-sided It was very one-sided if I recall she was not about to come back to them No, so he went to her, but she wasn't even that into him. I also I didn't know I never got their relationship Was not believable. No, and you know what it also it fell off as much as I'm like

Yeah, the third was just kind of following the patterns of its past the fourth didn't follow the patterns There was also a time in the movie where I was like, oh, this is the end and then it continued Mm-hmm, and I just remember being like confused Syndrome I just wasn't feeling it. So final answer two one three four. Damn it. That's my ranking, too I can't how do I debate that? How do you debate it? I was that was I two one three four is my order as well My Shreks are two one four three, but toy stories are two one three four Yeah, Shrek is definitely two one four, you know, I mean, yeah It's and it's like you said the first one revolutionary the second one does like world-building this like

Now that the origin stories been told now that the exposition has been laid down the foundation has been laid down Then you can really have some fun. Yes, and that applies for both franchises Then you start to run out of story by the third installment and by the fourth installment Well, you know, what what is there left to say? So really I think what we should really be debating is like why Shrek is such a joke because I don't understand all the Shrek jokes It's a fucking fantastic fucking movie. Yeah Shrek jokes have been in for the last like fucking five years I don't get it. Honestly, I don't get it. It's amazing amazing movie Well, I don't think people are doubting that I don't think people are like mocking it

So what's fun? I don't understand what what is there to make fun a lot of it's nostalgia because that the first movie is You know 20 years old now and still holds up by the way guys. I watched it today It holds up. I watched it today and so good. Even the animation is not that bad You think it'd be like a lot more stiff and wooden but like the textures are there. Yeah The gingerbread man looks like an edible gingerbread man. Thank God for closed captions I was telling Jack when they do that. Yeah, do lock. Yeah, the do lock little like Right, whatever like I remember seeing it in theaters and I had no idea what those things were saying like I understood the like Yeah, you got the asterisk sure, but that was it. That was it. No, I thank God for closed captions

It's the best way to watch movies when you're old like us. Okay. I was learning disorder. Okay. It has nothing to do with age I've been doing this for like 10 years now once I discovered that I watched television better with closed captions I've been doing it since guys. Honestly, try it out if you don't already do it try it out my family I will say this my family one time I went home and I turned on closed captions and they were like what the hell is this? I'm not watching this with closed captions. Oh my God And then no lie now all they do is watch it with closed captions. They're like, all right. You were on to something there So try it out guys. It is a game changer The downside is I do get distracted reading the closed captions when I should be you know watching

You know three inches up to see the action, but you get a lot more story I get a lot more story reading the closed caption Especially when things like people are having like phone conversations and you can't always hear like what somebody on the other end of the line Sure, but they spell it out for you with closed captions. Sometimes it's worth it moving on. Let's try something else here What a shitty I can't believe you picked that it's about okay Well, we're gonna move on to increasingly more incendiary debate topics. I don't know what that word means like fight worthy All right, like squid game. Mm-hmm 39 million reasons to fight

Short just like squid game, baby. Okay, honey. Who is more annoying people or me? No, but yes But no who who is more annoying people who overly believe in horoscopes or Cryptobros crypto bros there's something about the testosterone that just like fucking turns me off so hard I explore this but yeah, okay, so people who overly believe in horoscopes. Yeah are Looking for I was thinking about this recently actually like reasons why people go to see mediums go to psychics Yeah tarot card reading like all that stuff and people who believe in horoscopes and by the way I don't not believe in that stuff. I have a very open mind about it But I'm pretty like neutral to it

So I'm like I can go with the wind blows whatever anyway I have an open mind to it unlike some people who are so like Resolute in their beliefs. Uh-huh. Okay. I don't think that people overly believe in horoscopes are annoying at all and the reason I think that is because I think that they're looking for Something to believe in and something to explain why they are the way they are or explain their behavior in a way When my therapist and I were recently talking about attachment styles the way I described it She laughed at me, but not at me. Whatever. No, she's laughed at me. I was like, oh, it's like a more scientific Horoscope this explains why I am the way I am and she laughed she was like, yeah

I guess because it's based on like life experiences basically not Just like what time of day you're born in what season? I think that people who attach themselves to horoscopes are really they're looking for like meaning and Why things are the way they are? I don't fault anybody for that now Cryptobros are those types of people that they say things. Oh, by the way, I'm like super Making a lot of assumptions right now and I'm stereotyping much like people who believe in horoscopes go on Yeah, sure. I'm stereotyping quite a bit, but I know not crypto bros I don't really know many crypto bros at all, but I know the personality of men. Sorry men who

Say things with such confidence. I also know some women that do this as well Just to be fair, but they say things with such confidence and they're wrong. They're wrong They're factually just like completely uneducated and like do not have an entire viewpoint But they say things with such certainty and it's like No, but you're missing an entire piece of the equation. Yeah, maybe your answer is correct But the way that you arrived at that answer Is incorrect so

You're missing an entire piece of the puzzle. I hate when people don't do that I also hate when people speak with such certainty. They don't leave any room for like other opinions I hate that it drives me crazy. By the way, I can't wait for people to take this clip and then show me like show Oh my god, right? I am that first. I am the crypto bro I am that is me. Anyway. Yeah, fuck them. Okay, fuck that. Fuck those people final answer Okay, so I also think that crypto bros are hella annoying. I hate that whole culture. I do you think it's a culture Yeah, I do. I really oh, yeah 100% it's a culture. I see it on twitter people just like saying like, you know This nft's hella hot, you know, is it an nft type of crypto? Yeah, it is. Okay 100%

It's the stupidest thing ever That's why I'm never gonna retire guys because I'm not in the crypto Like honestly, I think a lot of is is just an advanced form of like pyramid schemes You know, people are just always pushing like this by this art. You know for three aetherium It's it. Yeah, because people will resell it in you know, blah, blah, blah It's just it's it's really shitty. You should just get into poker. I feel like at least there's like, you know Well, hold on. I got a whole I got a whole point here. Okay. Sorry So I think it's like, yeah, the whole crypto bro culture

I do hate and it's very much a culture Having said that, I think horoscopes, zodiac signs and traits attributed to when you were born, etc I do think it's a form of racism. I think it's a form of Shut up. You do not actually think that people who are like, I will never as a blank You know, pick a pick a zodiac sign. Yeah, because I don't know the relationships cancer. Sure as a cancer I will never date a blank cancer. Right. Yeah, we're both cancers. I know but Stop my whole point

My whole point is like people who say like in their bios like as a scorpio I will never date a capricorn or whatever the fuck and they mean it. They don't mean it. No You don't think I don't know. You don't think I don't I think they do and those are the shittiest people They're like, I will never date someone who is born between These two dates that makes no sense and I don't want to defend crypto bros But at least they can have like how they can rely on actual like Mathematical figures and shit stuff that I don't understand by the way. I don't claim to understand any of it But I genuinely do not understand the horoscope people who are like, I'm incompatible with libras

like But like it's people like people who overly believe in that shit and like make decisions on like what relationships they they form Of racism what a dumb thing to say It's a form of discrimination Okay, for lack of a better term. It's a form. It's a form of discrimination Sure, okay, sure I will never so long as I live build a relationship with a tourist because I'm a water sign or whatever the fuck

I don't know and I refuse to learn because it's fucking like witchcraft and wizardry. It's like fuck that shit It means nothing. Why are you so mad at it though? Because people honestly believe it and that drives me insane. It's like no, there's actual like science out there So people encouraging others to like literally lose their hard-earned money potentially that bothers you less Than people who just like are trying to find certainty in the world and find ways We're all trying to find certainty. How is it any different than like people saying like, I'm an enft I could never date an istj or I'm an enneagram seven. I could never date an enneagram six

Wait, what's the what are those? What's the ladder you just say? Oh, you just invited us to take enneagram tests I can't wait. I'm good. No the former I think there's more sense in the former argument you made because because it's based on like Personality traits, but perhaps there are personality traits associated with signs I mean, yes, there are personality traits associated with signs If you believe that and I don't I think it's silly to say like why don't you believe it? Because I think it's silly to say like as a cancer. I feel this emotion I feel this strongly about this that doesn't make any sense to me. You know what doesn't make any sense to me jack

What's that? How about the fact that you claim that you're like an atheist? But then every time that like you have a headache, you think you're gonna die and go to hell Tell me about hell if you're an atheist help me understand that first off agnostic. Don't get it twisted Okay, you've big difference recently changed that because you used to claim that you were an atheist Sure, and so I don't know when you've decided to become agnostic. I think it might draw my life But back in like 2013. I said I was agnostic probably just because you didn't want to scare your parents They were like, oh, no, you'll never be able to come to church with us now Now

This is why debate night is so appropriate for the 21st episode. We get rowdy. That's what I wanted Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. But also tell me about this agnostic hell. Who opens the the hell gates? Who opens the hell gates if you're agnostic? Yeah, we believe in Zeus Doesn't that mean that you are like a greek god man person? No, I'm sorry Let me rephrase that only toruses can open the gates of hell because they're not a water sign. I don't know They're not a water sign. Yeah, there you go Can we just agree that both crypto bros Don't touch me. Can we just can we just agree that both crypto bros and people who overly believe in horoscopes are both awful?

No, I do not I do not believe that people who overly believe in horoscopes are awful. I don't think they're awful people I think that they are looking for certainty and I can identify with that because the world and life is so uncertain That sometimes it's nice to like feel as though you have a little bit of control and they're not awful people They're not awful. Let me rephrase this the people who discriminate against other people for their zodiac signs Those people are awful. Those people are Awful guided sure it helps them if you believe in astrology. That's fine. Just don't be an ass about it Sure. Yeah, same thing. If you think crypto's the future, that's fine. Don't be an ass about it. Yeah

I have a peanut allergy just because you don't don't eat peanut butter in front of me. I will die Don't be a fucking dick about it. Like you could say that about anything. I think that's a very you could say that about anything Like I am a democrat. You are in the green party. Like just because I oh that was my next question Like just because we don't have similar beliefs and I love drinking out of plastic water bottles Like don't come at me, bro. Like don't be a jerk to me I don't know like you could say that about anything just because I go to church and you don't don't be a jerk to me You go to church. I don't go to church. I haven't been All right, that was a good debate topic next time

Honestly, we could probably talk about that for the entire time because I wholeheartedly disagree with you We could but I think our listeners would rather us move on. I got something pretty juicy here, honey Which franchise is more dead? Which franchise is more dead the hunger games or game of thrones? Oh That's a good one. Wow. That's a movie we watched recently too. Yeah, we watched hunger games like a week ago We tried to I stopped fell asleep. Yeah fell asleep You know what's funny is that I never thought of myself as like one of those people that falls asleep during movies Oh, yeah, no, that's you and I feel like I'm constantly being like, oh, no

I fell asleep. Well, if you're not falling asleep during movies, you're like you're you're texting through them Okay, let me just get real with everybody. I'm really quickly because you haven't been real yet. I always thought Game of Thrones was overrated as fuck. I have always thought that is it enjoyable? Sometimes not always. Do I think there are too many characters? Absolutely. I agree with that It makes it straight up unenjoyable. How many characters there are it would be the equivalent of if you took like dexter Yeah, and like every single person that dexter killed you involve their families and keep them in the storyline the entire time It game throws is kind of like it eight seasons You have to be like, oh, who was that? Oh, that was that guy that you remember season four

Like he killed like four people in that one episode But there he remember he was the second guy that he killed in that episode and he put him in a boat and dropped him into If you're a real fan, you'd remember. Okay, so game of thrones has always been hella Overrated, okay I will stand by that the only time that I have watched game of thrones and been like Literally like not even like this is great television But this is hella like I'm glued to the tv I guess like because I can't tear myself away

Season one not even the whole season But the beginning where like Cersei and Jaime are first revealed to be together By the way, watch that with my brother so awkward That's awesome. I didn't know that that's awesome. He read all the books or all the books that are available Wow, like when season one came out He was all up on the books and shit and like I'm like watching this with oh so so anyway And then when uh Sean Bean dies, you know, yeah, and then I was shocking and then the other guy died Season one that was a big deal

King something if he doesn't name Barbarathian Barathian. Yeah. Yeah, and then um season three with the red wedding red wedding. Yeah after that Oh my like even when John Snow died. I didn't give a shit. Oh, yeah, he knew he'd come back Oh, we're gonna kill people but then we bring them back. It's like no, it's kind of like in harry potter I always had a lot of questions about how okay wait, so if dumbledore died Why can't we just like paint a painting of him and then just talk to the painting? Right, right Well, I don't get it like all the other paintings would talk To you and they'd like travel in between other paintings and go talk to the like other care

I don't know. Anyway, so I'm gonna say that I don't think hunger games ever reached the level that game of thrones did and what do they say the Taller they are the oh the harder they fall. What is it the bigger they are the bigger they fall the bigger they are You're almost there the harder they fall Thus because game of thrones was I think way more popular than hunger games ever was At least for a much more extended period of time. It fell harder and is way more dead final answer game of thrones Okay, that entire tirade. I had no idea which side you're gonna end up on. I'm forced to debate the other side Well, no, I mean you haven't been though. You haven't been following that rule the whole time. No, I have not but

I guess you're a little agnostic with the rules too. Just pick and choose what we feel like we're believing in I guess I won't believe in god, but I'll believe in hell. La la la la. It's like cafeteria religion. Anyway, continue. Are you done? Yes Hunger games Jack, what did you think of the hunger games since you recently watched it? Yeah, the first one Yeah, I thought it was fine, but I didn't think it was amazing. I thought it was a fun single movie Not something to make an entire yeah franchise out of you thought a movie about a bunch of teenagers Killing each other. That's fine starving dying being brutally wounded. It's fine for all of Literally the world to watch. Mm-hmm. You thought that was fun. It was fun for you. I didn't say fun. I said fun

Fine. No, you said fun. I did. Yes. It was fun. It was a good ride But here's the thing. Yeah game of thrones was the hottest show for a very long time until it really wasn't until they just Butchered the last couple of seasons and that that ending that whole last season But the hunger games it was hot for a much shorter amount of time There was a period where the first two movies the second movie was a pinnacle The second movie was the peak of its popularity rave reviews. The second movie got I remember that really? Yeah Oh, yeah, wow that was the one that I was like, oh, I don't want to watch this is stupid And then they did that fucking meme where they take the third book very popular movie of the time

Split it up into two movies. Yes the twilight series the harry potter series and then now the hunger games series I think that fucking killed it if they weren't greedy if they just kept it all in one movie It could be a pretty solid contender. I don't think it would have rivaled like harry potter or anything But like I think by the time the fourth and final hunger games movie came out No one gave a shit because the third movie was so blah the third movie I think the third movie killed the third movie killed the franchise You think the third mocking jay part one fourth Movie, but the third no because I think the fourth movie was better than the third

But nothing happens in the third. It's all build up for the fourth. I actually think I do remember that I read the books So watching the movies it's like almost hard to like watch it without being Biased a little because you know where the story is going For the most part and so it's hard to see it clearly a lot of times because I could see like rewatching the first one now I'm like, wow, they're just like they're flying through this plot like it's like bam bam And then we're there and then we're there and then we're there and now we're in the now we're in it And now we're like doing this and then we're doing that and I remember like in the movie

She was with rue for like four seconds. Yeah, like I literally like went to the bathroom Had to see I haven't really met rue yet. All of a sudden I come back from the bathroom rue is dead Yeah, like and and you feel nothing because there's no like but like attachment the attachment in the book I remember being like really attached to like watching it in the movie the first time I remember like I remember feeling it because I knew what rue represented and what that was Anyway, so man now we're gonna have to watch all four fucking hunger games movies Can we skip the third? I think it's the shrek 3 of hunger games movies I don't think anything like because I remember the second movie of the higher games ends with like the promise of revolution

You know, they carry cat and it's out of the biosphere or whatever the fuck and they're like welcome to the revolution mother fucker And and you're all like amped up the credits roll and you're like, oh, here we fucking go Oh, she's gonna overthrow, you know president snow It's gonna be dope pan am right and then the third movie happens And it's just build up build up build up build up build up up credits roll And you're like what the fuck and then the fourth movie comes out six or higher people actually die in the fourth movie They have some cool traps in the fourth movie. Oh, you remember a lot about this. Yeah, but it doesn't matter Did we see it together? I think we did. I think we did. No, we did

But it doesn't matter because the third movie killed the momentum. It killed it It was the it was the dexter season eight Of hunger games movies. Who do we write a letter to who do we write a letter to catness catness everdeen? But that's the thing like The franchise is dead because we no longer see what's the actress's name. We played cat Jennifer Lawrence We don't even see Jennifer Lawrence as catness anymore. What do you mean? We see her as like joy from the movie joy And that's a deep cut shit

I mean relatively speaking No, but I feel like we don't see her as the catness actress anymore. She's her own thing now But like she sucked as catness remember we guys we were watching the first movie obviously as I've said Some of the lines in the movie are so cringy. She's such a bad actress in them I'm like, how did she get this job? Like she was like come here little duck. Let me right you in little duck Yeah, we make fun a little duck every day Oh So cringe. I'll say this one other thing to support my argument that the hunger games is the deader franchise

Religion game of thrones demon thrones was extremely meme worthy at its absolute peak. There were so many there were red wedding memes There were a king in the north memes. I uh, oh my god, so many fucking memes. I can't even remember I don't remember a single hunger games meme. Is that an exaggeration? I don't think so There are names. No, they're I don't know but there you don't there were memes They definitely made fun of that cornucopia and something You don't even know you don't even know there were memes. They were for sure memes Even at its peak it didn't hold a candle off the top of my head I'm like we could totally make a meme out of pita throwing a loaf of bread at sure that is a meme

You know what that's fair. Yeah, like tossing it in the rain or whatever like yeah fend for yourself Sure, that's hilarious great meme moment, but you don't see it It is dead game of thrones died, you know, and there's gonna be a new um I forget what it's called like house of dragons or something all about like the origins of the targaryen family I don't give a shit. I will not be watching it because I just don't care anymore HBO is trying to get us to care again about the game of thrones franchise to me makes that more dead than anything else Is that like you guys killed something that was so great? Yeah, quote unquote I know i'm feeding into your argument right exactly. I win. I win this debate game of thrones is way deader

I don't know it has lost its giant millions millions millions people audience That's how dead that shit is listeners if you have an opinion on which show is more dead Or any of the other things that we're debating. Please call our hotline at dad hug me 10 That way I can text you and harass you if you disagree with me. That's not funny, but true very true Okay, honey. Yeah Who has better music taste you or me me times 1000 Let's explore that like you don't even know music you literally only know music that was present

If you could see my face jack jack jack jack jack jack jack jack who showed you Dave matthews band who showed me like how did you become involved with dave matthews band? I guess my sister. How did you become involved with ben folds? I don't recall like i'm trying to remember He came to my college. How did I get involved with ben folds? Wow, it must mean a lot to you. Oh, I oh it may have been my sister first girlfriend in college Okay, what other music do you even listen to like do you listen to music? Okay, here's that. Yeah, huh? Well, I'm into little nausex. No. Yeah, how how into little nausex industry babies a jam it's about um and uh, you know, I like some doji cat if it were for me being on tiktok

You wouldn't fucking know anything about little nausex Just wait until you get to your music tastes, but I like for not chili peppers, you know They're older stuff, of course Look, it's it's less about how good my music tastes are and much more about how bad your music tastes are Tell me to describe. Please. I'm so excited. Describe how bad my music taste is I would love to hear why you think that I do hold on Can we just like do you actually think I have bad taste in music? Why did I include it?

I am so bad right now. Are you kidding me? I knew you would be you think I have bad taste in music Not bad, but worse than mine. No, you don't have taste in music You don't have any music that you listen to. Can I pay a picture music that you listen to? I introduced you to can I that is not a taste in music Can I paint a picture for our listeners? Every single song that you write sounds exactly the same. Whoa Yeah, I said it. You have no taste in music. All right. It's not that you have bad taste. You have no taste It doesn't exist So when we drive to and from the gym that we go to

place the same Five songs. That's not true. That's not true. I have my entire I it's Britney Spears. It's backstreet boys. You okay. Yes. Great. Great Hamilton. Great Um, maybe Christina Aguilera great just more very like oh, oh, you're just gonna stop there. You know Why do you you say that like it's a bad thing? That's not bad music. That's amazing music. That is fantastic Tell me you don't get pumped for the gym on the ride over. Tell me you don't tell me. I'm sorry. I forgot and wop Certified freak man. Yeah seven days a week. It's a great song. It's the same five song. That's not true

That's not true. That's not true. Who introduced you to five baby when the lights go out. Not you. Yes. Yes, huh? I knew that song when I was in middle school. Yes, I reintroduced it to you. Who introduced you to faded Who introduced you to soul decision faded you you did who introduced you to Jackson brown? Oh, you did. Yeah, huh? Yep What are you looking up? What are you looking at? I'm looking at my itunes I'm looking up what I most recently played on itunes. Who introduced you to Olivia Rodrigo Tick tock who introduced you to Lil Nas X who introduced you to Duleepa Hold on who introduced you to doja cat. You did not me me me. I didn't introduce me to Lil Nas X

Yes, I did. Did you? Yes, I did. How from tick tock. You didn't know who he was before tick tock I don't know about that. Yes. Yes. And by the way, it's not just the same five songs You may have named five artists and yes, they are very frequent art. What about Kelly Clarkson? Love Kelly Clarkson Oh my god. What about the mistletones? Yeah, huh? Yep. Yep. Yep. What about Keith urban? We listed a Keith urban the other day and carry under one we listed a herd the other day Taylor Swift You didn't even name Taylor Swift. You know, oh my god, you know that shit's good I didn't mention Taylor Swift. You're right guys. I think Aaron is genuinely mad I am because your music taste consists of things my sister introduced me to no or my

Ex-girlfriend from my first year in college both sides that you have zero taste in music You don't have any exposure to new music Everything that I've introduced you to has opened up your world to new things and yeah, Hamilton is Fucking amazing musical and it's great music as is wicked as I forgot wicked. Okay, all great things It is a lot of wicked. What about Adele? We've got some Adele here I've got Amy Winehouse Ariana Grande Ashley Simpson we listened to that the other day try talking shit on her bb. Matt. I would love to touch it on Ashley

bb. Mac Billy Eilish Billy Eilish. Okay. It's got some bush. What's bush bush the band? I'm drawing a blank You don't know bush. What do they do that song shallow that I sing not the oh not shallow swallowed swallowed Oh, okay. What the hell's wrong with you, man? Good Jonas brothers You know, that's some good shit. Oh, oh, I don't even need to go on I win you have horrible taste in music. I have amazing taste in music Look, I may have not thought this uh topic of debate thoroughly. Yeah, we're gonna move on and pretend it didn't happen Are you having an identity crisis because you realize you don't actually have any taste in music? Like you're like, I don't listen to music. I guess. Do I okay screw you

Aaron yes, what is the perfect Christmas movie? Oh, that is tough perfect for what it's not tough. It is it's so tough There's so so many there are but there's a nostalgia factor. Sure. There's a comedic factor Of course, there's a heart always heartwarming always heartwarming. You have to pick one though There's snow on the ground even though it like nobody ever like has actual snow Except if you're like in alaska or something bonus points if you can tell it's fake snow. It's the best. Oh my gosh. Those are the best The lifetime movie is the fucking best when it's a blanket of cotton janks. It's the best Okay, but that is not necessarily like what makes it. No, no, but it also needs a good plot

Like let me just share some of my favorite Christmas movies not including a very girl boss Christmas Which is still of course, which is still being written and worked on as as we tape this So some of my favorites, uh my big christmas carol hilarious That's a very good heartwarming a classic tale and a retelling of a classic tale There is some music involved some and great actors and there's just the adorability factor It's a very cute movie, but then there's also the family stone Which has a wonderful cast also set in a very snowy massachusetts town. It's infinitely quotable Infinitely quotable. We I was just quoting it the other day. You sure what will you always do? Yeah great cast great storyline

Honestly, I have literally seen that movie over 250 times. Oh, yeah I used to watch it going to sleep at night in college over and over You can like a gun to your head. I think you could write out the entire Script from memory line by line. I could that's like one of the movies I could probably like if I wanted to fall asleep at night instead of counting sheep Yeah, just try to like piece the movie back together. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, that's one of them Okay, so my big christmas carol family stone obviously the mistletones I love it because it involves bright colors

I love bright colors. You do love your bright colors upbeat music a romance subplot. Is it the perfect christmas movie though? I'm not sure. Okay, but then then there's also Stalling my god What are some other favorite christmas movies of mine? Uh window wonderland. Oh, that's a great one. That's a good one That's a you see you even you really like that one. Yeah, that was a good one Didn't the actor from that like tweet at you or something when you tweeted at him I think he either retweeted or liked my tweet quote tweeted or something But I was talking about how much you were like this movie probably sucks and then you're like wow

This actor is actually super good. Like he's so good. Why isn't he in more things? By the way guys, if you guys come across window wonderland, I think it was a lifetime original movie. Yeah The main actor in it is so good Um steals the show steals the show. He's like a young. What's the guy from community's name? Uh, joel mackayl joel mackayl He's like a young joel mackayl. Oh, I agree. Yeah, they kind of look alike They have a very similar demeanor kind of mannerism. Yeah. Yeah. All right You have to pick one and then I get to pick it apart and tell you why you're wrong Perfect christmas movie muppet christmas carol final answer. It's an extremely strong contender. I too enjoy muppet christmas carol

It's michael kane at his absolute best michael kind you see him at his grumpiest and you see him at his jolliest It's a beautiful wide range Right Another very quotable movie to be sure But if i'm being honest, uh, it was never much of a muppets fan. What I never got like I love that movie. I never got the whole like, oh, I love the muppets. I never got the muppets craze I never grew up with this like warm fuzzy Feeling for the muppets, which is why partially not why but like my perfect christmas movie

Don't you dare in fact the perfect christmas movie It would be a little diddy called national ampoules christmas vacation. Oh my god. Are you scared? I thought you were gonna say scrooge And I was about to fucking throw down now. Wait a minute. I was about to throw down because It's a scrooge is a very close second. I love scrooge and I will defend it to my deathbed It's bill murray at his bill murray. It's not heartwarming though. It's not a heart. It is. No. No, it's not. Have you seen it? It's there's so much darkness before you get to any

You need you need darkness to see the light erin. It takes you to the depths of hell It is like here's your christmas Let me take you to the depths of hell show you dead bodies Literally make you watch me do all top seas on people But then you find out that like oh, but the cat from next door lived That's the equivalent of how much of a heartwarming story scrooge is Scrooge is the worst worst christmas movie. I mean not worst worst, but like it's it is probably a lot of fun No, it's not. It's not a lot of fun at all. It's terrifying. It is nightmare inducing

How about like the ghost that like takes him through like the stages or whatever and she's like is played by that Lillian chick from um unbreakable. I'm unbreakable. Can we schmidt? Yeah terrifying Not terrifying terrifying. I think it's a little cringy. They overdue the slapstick in those scenes And that's why like some of the slapstick gets a little annoying if i'm you know Going to be a stickler for it. So it gets knocked down a couple of pigs for the overuse of slapstick. No, um, she's great though She's wonderful. No nightmare inducing it will literally give you nightmares But my top favorite not at all, you know Rose glass is tinted with nostalgia and seeing it with my family million times not at all is uh national ampoune's

Christmas vacation and here's why but jack. Have you seen the sequel? Uncle eddie's too soon island vacation too soon No, but i've seen the whole red letter media review on that one And it's a delight. It's amazing. They pick it apart in a beautiful way or is it cousin it? Whatever, anyway, I think cuz yeah, you're right Not uncle cousin because I made the same mistake in that podcast. Yeah, here's why I have to defend myself, right? So yes, I am a bit um a biased in that this is 100 a family movie It's just it's something that we always watch together every christmas for the last, you know

20 fucking christmases at least and I'm sure we'll see it again this year at some point But it's our family stone. We can quote it forwards and backwards Yeah, I enjoy it because it is laugh out loud funny. It's edgy, you know for a family friendly christmas movie It's got some edge like chevy chase like flips to do it off. It's great You couldn't do that in a pg movie now, but you couldn't the 80s was a different time It's got the single greatest rant. I believe ever recorded ever filmed, you know You brainless dickless hopeless, you know blah blah. Oh and he's telling off his boss He's telling off his boss and he ends with like, you know, where's the tylenol? It's amazing. It's this amazing rant. It's just it's beautiful

I don't know. I don't think he compares to vegas vacation though. Oh my god. Don't fucking get me started on your obsession with vegas vacation The inferior national ampoum movie, um, but I need to defend this more. Why does this movie work so well? It's cousin eddy at his absolute best. No vegas vacation and and and his subsequent island adventures where he's at his best No, they're so wrong at the heart of this movie is this family man being pushed to his absolute limit and everything like his cousin and kids staying with him and uh, Not you know, I'm waiting. Oh, no, no Waiting and waiting and waiting for his boss to give him this raise

That's just kind of like he's just dependent upon this raise and when he gets to that pushing point when he snaps Because things don't go his way. Everything falls apart. It's amazing The movie turns from great to amazing and it still retains the christmas spirit and it's funny First and foremost above all else. It's funny. You know what else is funny What's that? I'm up at christmas carol and it's sure act nobody flips anybody off and it's still funny And you know what? You don't need to be edgy to be funny jack. This is christmas. You don't seem to be wholesome Okay, it doesn't need to be wholesome. It does. No, that's what christmas is all about is god. Remember?

It's jesus's birthday. We must be wholesome for jesus This isn't about flipping people off or being upset with what's given to you. You need to be grateful Hey, look it's a deer. We need to be grateful for what you have in national ampoune's christmas vacation Is the antithesis look chevy chase horrible man amazing in national ampoune's christmas vacation No, amazing. I'm gonna go ahead and say I win this one. It is fun for the whole family includes classics such as a christmas carol by What's this? Who wrote a christmas carol dickens? Orc twain rl stein But but it's a musical not everyone likes musicals

Some people think musicals are cringe. You even admitted. It's barely a musical They cut a whole fucking song from a muppet's christmas carol because it was too sad because it was too cringe No, because it was too sad the kids in the theater are like, yo, this is fucking cringe, dude. You're supposed to cringe No, go on youtube. You guys can see the video. It's a beautiful song. It's a beautiful song for a children's movie It's fucking slow as shit. You're slow as shit. What is it's like something with love like Jesus? What a downer I want to shoot myself. It's so like, oh my god. Can we get back to the muppets? Listen, he had been treating her like shit because he was too focused on money Wow, it sounds so fun and he tried to say like i'm doing this for us and it's like bullshit

Don't gaslight me bro. Wow. Where can I rent this fun movie? It is so funny Gonzo as charles dickens is amazing like the lamp not the rat like the lamp not the rat It's adorable. You guys will laugh out loud Turn on subtitles though so that you can make sure you understand every line Sometimes they speak very quickly or in like, you know, they're character voices. So it's hard to understand You know in beaker talks, you know, it sounds like he's saying But it's actually saying, you know, she experienced a little cool. It's adorable. Michael kane at his best It is Michael kane is his best. I I agree. He is the highlight of that movie. It's amazing. Please

I win this one muppet chris of scarol forever I think he recently said that that was his favorite roller at least the role he had the most fun with Honestly, it's amazing. You can tell you can tell because he you can tell do you think chevy chase was like National ampoules christmas vacation yet. I was definitely my favorite role of all time. I don't know Of course. I don't really care because he's an asshole. Of course not. Of course not I hope it was hell for him because it's a great delivery. Of course not that That rant probably took a million takes that couldn't have been easy to film. It doesn't matter. I'm up at christmas carol forever. Goodbye All right tick tock

All right, all right Honey elephant falls in the forest. Did you hear it? What? That's what they say that's what she said. What was that? Okay So dumb Oh my god, I hate myself. Okay. I can't choose between two Topics and we have to choose. There can be only one left. So okay, I'm going to ask you these two questions You have to tell me which one you would rather answer. Okay. All right. What I'm gonna tell you is which which one I feel strongest about

Yeah, that's that's fine. Okay question one of two question one. Who would you rather fuck banjo or kazooie? No, we're not doing that one question two Nope. Nope. I'm not doing that. Who's hotter Minions with two eyes or minions with one eye Really? Really? We have we have we have other questions. Really jack? You don't like either of those? No, I don't like either of those. All right. I hear here's another one Which sequel is more forgettable? And by the way, we have seen both of these movies hunger games three. No, no, no In fact, it's actually specific. Which picks our movie

Sequel is more forgettable monsters university Or Incredibles 2 we've seen both. I think we have seen both. We have seen both. Okay. So here's the thing Oh, okay. I like this one. I know one really talks about either. I'm gonna get a lot of hate for this. Yeah, let's go Okay, I doubt you will there's not really a strong fandom for either. No, uh, I disagree I think a lot of people like love the Incredibles. Well the first one sure tell me here's the thing I think both Incredibles movies. Oh, here we go. Incredibly overrated. Disgusting Incredibly overrated, but but go on it. Um, you know, really no Embellish no emotional interests in the Incredibles or their weird family at all at all. They're not weird. They're gifted. No, they're weird

They're weird and how dare you I don't appreciate that family. Oh, yeah at all the only good character I heard you go the and I wanted you to say what was that The only good character is that small little fashion lady. Sure. Edna. Yeah, something. Edna mode mode. Yeah, Edna mode. I think yeah Dolly. Um, yeah, I think actually anything to do with the Incredibles one Hello cringe Incredibles An incredibly forgettable. Good one great pun incredibly Me I remember more about the movie mega mind than I do about Incredibles or Incredibles 2

Okay, now, let me tell you a little something about monsters university. Okay, that is an underrated movie I think Pixar did that movie dirty because it did not get the hype that they've given Other Pixar movies. I don't think they marketed it the same way that they don't think no, I think that that's interesting I think that they thought it was a throwaway movie for some reason Sure, and I don't think they gave it the oomph that it deserved and I remember very much enjoying monsters university And I will say the original monsters ink Great movie great movie. We're not one of the that's irrelevant. No, it's not irrelevant It's not irrelevant because they are tied together. They go hand in hand and it's a sequel

The first Incredibles being meh and the second Incredibles being extra meh Monsters university would not have been as good as it was if monsters ink wasn't as good as it was together They are a tag team Super duper duo and monsters university way better than Incredibles 2 final answer and way underrated Here's why you're wrong for the following reasons the hype for Incredibles 2 was actually quite immense because people Wanted a sequel for the Incredibles very much so people felt much more strongly for the Incredibles than they did for monsters ink The best thing about Incredibles 2 was the Pixar short bow that played in the beginning of Incredibles 2 Forgot about that. That was a good one. The family lives on in Incredibles 2 honey

Did you know that Disney plus currently has a monsters ink tv show? No, I try not to spend that much time on you didn't Plus yeah, but you didn't know no, I didn't I don't spend that much time on Disney plus And that's because no one gives a shit about the monsters ink universe anymore Excuse you. Is John Goodman still a voice actor? Yes He voices solely and you didn't even know that he still voices solely no because I told you I don't spend that much time on Disney plus I try not to also you changed the password and ruined all the devices and then I changed it back Still ruined all the devices because that's how good of a man. I log them all out selfish

Oh, I can't get on Disney plus. I've just changed the password and not tell anybody you're slander of the original Incredibles movie Really like left a a pit in my heart honey a real dark spot. It was not that good a movie It's it was extremely good movie. I would say it was like the same as inside out Which was also just a meh movie. Absolutely not. No, this is what Pixar does They get people with like oh if we just make it bright colors and cute little characters They won't even care about what the fuck the plot is if we just make it visually interesting That's what they did with soul. It was both a loving homage and a witty parody of the golden age of comic book Superheroes. I'm gritting my teeth. No that you you thought it was overrated. It was over. I'm so mad

No, you're not spit. Are you even Shut up. You're not even mad. You don't care because you agree. I should quite liked it I saw a movie theaters the first Incredibles. I didn't when I was a young little boy I saw it with my then girlfriend uh in high school. You didn't have a girlfriend in high school I did you didn't we I don't remember if we held hands during the movie, but we could have didn't Ew so sweaty so much sweat. Oh, I would have been a nervous boy if she took my hand then I remember liking the movie a lot I thought it was like really clever because it was no what came first Was Incredibles like I think incredible Incredibles came after monster sink. Really? Yeah, I think monster sink came first

Okay, and then at some point the monster sink was so much better. It's a great movie monster sink. It's great No, it's fantastic. Do you remember what happens in monster sink too? You mean monsters university? Yes. Yeah, they go to college Yeah, but like what happens though. I don't remember. Yeah, of course not I don't remember what happens in any but either of the Incredibles though. So there you go You said you liked Edna. She's a tiny little lady. Who'd you like in um, who'd you like in uh, uh monsters university? I would say that Mike Wazowski is my favorite character. Oh, yeah, what's your favorite line? He says in the second movie Hey, Shalene get over here. Yeah fucking dipshit. I did like that line classic John Goodman

No, that's billy crystal. Oh billy crystal says that. Oh, I'm sorry. You're right. I'm sorry. He's Mike Wazowski Hey, shalene. Yeah Fucking dipshit get over here. Waka. Waka. We're in college. I love that scene Yeah Can we just call it a day and like just say I won I won I won debate night your choices suck You don't even remember Incredibles 2. I will say this. I remember more. I'll tell you what happened in bow But I don't I can't tell you what happened in Incredibles 2 How about this? I will concede defeat and say that you are a generally much better debater than I am

You're much feistier and more passionate and I have a way even when you're wrong better taste in music than you do by far It's not that you have a better it's that I can't defend myself Nearly as well as you can defend yourself because you literally what tell me about what music you have on your phone Like do you even have music on your phone? No, I don't because music has changed drastically The the digital distribution has changed dramatically in the last 15 years. Okay. Let me let me tell you a little bit about my I want to resurrect my old iPod nano. Oh, you mean you want to switch to an apple product that contains all of your apple music We're not talking about android versus apple. That was our previous debate night, which i'm still salty about you

Literally just said I want to resurrect my iPod nano like you're like I loved that thing It was a great product because it's an apple product And it's now owned by apple music. It was a steve jobs era apple product It's apple now look at him the products. I mean excuse you. Yeah gone to shit may he rest iphone 13 more like iphone been there Done that he's gone to the grave not shit jack. Okay god. It's not Funny you had so many problems with your new ipad erin just got a new like no no no no so many problems No, let me tell you what I figured it out Tell me it was because I was transferring the information from my old ipad

My old ipad was connected to my work through a vpn the work vpn is what screwed up my old ipad So i'm not connecting my new ipad to my work anymore Can I say I love vpns and everyone should check out norvpn.com It's a different type of vpn. It's a stupid company owned vpn that I can't do anything with oh you should try mine This isn't interesting. Okay, we're gonna move on. We're gonna move on wait move on to what honey We're moving on to our second week of madly the harvest school It's not spooky season anymore. We're well into Thanksgiving season So embrace the loving warm charming

Orange and brown colors red brown The leaves are dead and falling It's we're embracing the the cornucopias and fall and the heat being turned on and it being chilly and having It's comfy season everybody. I love comfy season pumpkin this week. Ah those fucking gods man They still they have their out of office turned on they won't answer phone calls. They never even got their pto approved Jack, what does pto stand for? Uh pretty tangy oasis. Oh, that's right. Okay. So this week

We will be once again doing a mad libs horoscope for our friends Scorpio and jack will you please i'm gonna ask you for a number of things words phrases. Yes Say them with your mouth Out loud. God. I married such a poet A true wordsmith Say Honey, you should have been a writer I am a writer

Oh, that's a shame Okay jack film i'm gonna ask you Give me a number of things And just give up to me and then you are going to be Today's god if you will When it comes to always wanted to be today's god When it comes to Scorpio's horoscope. Okay. Okay. Give me an adjective frumpy. Give me another adjective

Wet give me a curse word. Shit. Can you give me a curse word in the form of an adjective? Like like so it'd be like shit tea. Fucky. What is something you'd call someone to insult them? Mouth breather I feel like i'm in the hot seat of like the hundred thousand dollar pyramid or something What is a measurement slash like period of time or unit of time nanosecond Could you give me a descriptor of a personality type? Like how might you describe somebody's personality? Gotcha. Um, uh, uh mousy Give me a flavor vanilla. Give me another zodiac sign capricorn. This is fun

I like being on this side of it last week. I was on the other. It was a nice change of pace Could you give me a bodily function ending in ing? Literally anything that a body does at all oozing b1. Sure. Okay. It's just a good word Could you give me the name of a fictional character dobby? Could you give me something that dobby would say? Dobby is free so Classic dobby, you know what i'm saying listeners. You get it. Could you give me the name of a youtuber? Dave days Could you give me the name of a tiktok star? Oh god? I'll try. Um, who's the makeup person? Oh, mackayla

uh Aguero no or something mackayla mackayla, uh, neguero mackayla mackayla. Hold on. Let me look up her name really. Yeah Yeah No, guera mackayla No, no, guera. No, guera mackayla. No, guera. Okay. Could you give me the name of an electronic assistant? Or a virtual assistant? Yeah, uh, siri. Could you give me a celebratory exclamation? Poggers Could you give me a verb? Present tense. Yes kick could you give me an article of clothing?

Skirt and could you give me another measurement or period or unit of time time? Yes epoch what no Um fortnight. Are you ready? Jack film. I am ready. I am scorpio This scorpio season is turning out to be quite frumpy. Don't you think I do it's comfy season after all That's how I feel anyway. You know what else I feel that scorpios are taking up too much of our time And energy those wet fucking mouth breather One more nanosecond with mousy scorpio and that's it Then they have to leave the planet because we're working under a tight time frame

Let's make this week's horoscope vanilla this week scorpio. You will be forced to hang out with capricorn Oh Everyone knows this is the worst time of year to hang out with capricorn as this is when they do the most oozing Not only that But they've picked up this weird habit where they won't stop talking like dobby. They're all like Dobby is free sir all the damn time I Wait, why can't I stop speaking like dobby?

Scorpio, did you say that old adage? I'm rubbing your glue. Whatever you say sticks back on you Jesus scorpio, you know, that's a powerful spell Well, how about this spell for ya? I'm dave daze your macaela Nukera whatever you say will be recorded and kept as a record by siri and may be used against you in a court of law Oh my god, it works. The spell is broken Poggers, I can't wait to kick my skirt once again. See you in a fortnight God damn it. You made me talk like dobby for like half a paragraph that fucking sucked That was fun

That was fun great horoscope and there you go scorpios remember that Someday the gods are going to come back from their extended 30 day Whatever vacation that jack film awarded them when he hired them and um, We'll have horoscopes for all the signs. I haven't forgotten that but at the meantime This is the way that we are able to do it and scorpio. It sounds like you end up on the winning side Yeah, that's one way to interpret and we freed dobby once again once again dobby is the head again of free elf Thank you guys so much. That's our 21st episode for tuning in. I was doing lemon drop shots the entire time I don't know about jack film over here, but and she didn't even use sugar. It was you know, you don't need it

I'm sweet as sugar. It's in me. You know, that's what you want to believe. Yeah, honey guys. Thank you so much for listening Debate night once again. We're here. I won debate night again. Please you are a better debater I hate to admit it, but you are I'm mostly just louder. Um Keep tuning in and if you have any more debate topics for us or just other things you want us to quiz each other on or talk about Please call us on our hotline at dad hug me 10. Can't wait to hear from you guys I love interacting with all of you. So find me on instagram or twitter DM me at me on twitter Whatever it is. She will respond. I will I it's creepy 99% of the time. I will respond. Thank you so much I can't wait to talk to you guys again. Again, also hotline number dad hug me 10. Don't forget. Mm-hmm. See you guys next week

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