Erin is the Funny One - Does Jack Know Anything About Celebrity Relationships

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

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Oh my God, it's a new episode of Aaron is the faux. Not Love Island. We're still on Love Island. Three weeks of Love Island intros. No, we can do better. Okay, first off, I think it's been two. Some would argue this is the third I think it's been two

And I'm in withdrawals Okay sure We're waiting for that what villa Beyond the villa Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah god The spin off from season The season six castmates

Too much trash TV Can we just No there's not enough We just started Dexter Resurrection That was fine No it wasn't You barely watched Yeah because it was not fine

He's basically like Dexter at this point Is a trope What did I say last night I described Dexter. Who did I compare him to? I said he's basically Michael Myers. Oh, right.

And that he won't die. He won't die. That's fine. That's how the show can continue. We were ready to be done with him last, last season. Well, which last season? Because they've had two last seasons. The most recent last season.

We were ready to be done. We closed it up nicely. Yeah, they did. But I'm not mad at their bringing him back. I like my Dexter, even when it's terrible. I don't know. I don't know. How are you all doing?

Thank you so much for joining us again. We're in a great mood here today. We are. And why is that, honey? Because I wrote my own quiz and I like writing quizzes because I want you feel like an idiot. And I want to put the idiocracy on display. That's not the answer I was anticipating from you. What was the answer you were anticipating from me? Well, I'm in a good mood because my husband made us my tides.

Oh yeah, wine of the week, my ties. That's right. Courtesy of Jack film. Wee. Guess you forgot to get a. different bottle of wine. Me. Guys, this is old age, okay?

Oh, it's old everything. You're just forgetful. But the good news is, is that you're still a lot of fun. It just, very forgetful. Arguably more fun because of the forgetfulness. So you have to improvise. That's right. Well, honey, first cheers me, and then I'll explain what we're drinking here.

Yes. Give me a cheers. Clink. Tears. Give it a little sip. That's strong. So I make them strong. So I make my mitis a little differently.

That was a lot. Listeners, if you at home want to dabble and make your own, all you need is an ounce and a half of white rum, half an ounce of DeSerona or some other similar amaretta lique. Half an ounce of quontro or triple sec. Either will do. Quintra is fancier. Half an ounce of lime juice. Shake and pour over ice and then add three quarters of an ounce of dark rum as a floater.

and that's how you make a Jack-Fill Mai-Tai. Okay, so what would you rate this, this is a 10 out of five? Is there anything you would do differently? Because there are different Mai-Tai recipes all over the world. Some have orange juice, some have grenadine, some have pineapple. That's the big one. What would you do, if anything, differently?

All I would do is change the scenery. And I would have this on the beach somewhere with my feet on the ocean shoreline. my feet on the ocean shoreline. I'm pretty sure you should like free. My free? Did I Steve Brule a bit? Yeah. I'm free to my tie.

But it's a perfect drink because it takes me back to Borahora just about every single time because I nailed the recipe. I figured it out. It is a fancy. It's like, well, it's a little. It's an acquired taste. It's an acquired taste because it is a bang for your buck type of cocktail. Oh yeah.

It hits heavy. It hits hard. We would have my tides or you would have a my tie. I'd have a chardonnay or something in the place. in the pool and then we'd go back to the room and we'd take a nap. Oh my god. Perfect. Because it would make you sleepy. Perfect. Old person vacay. So listeners, if you are, if you like your drink sweet and fruity, this is not the Mai Tai for you. Have a traditional Mai Tai at like a restaurant somewhere where they'll put a lot of pineapple juice in, but I mixed mine the way that they mixed

it at where we stayed in Bora Bora. Yes. Also, what would you rate it? What are my rating it on. Am I rating it on how much I like my ties? Or am I rating it on just like, well, this particular one, this particular drink, you're rating it on, I guess just like it's taste, it's effectiveness, the mood it puts you in. The effectiveness? Like how drunk it gets me. Correct. Yeah, is it an effective drink? It's effective as, yeah, damn straight. It's effective. Because the only non-alcoholic thing inside it is lime juice. I would give it a seven and a half out of 10. Ooh, that's higher than I was anticipating. Really? Yeah. It is very, very. It is very, very important. It is very. It is very, very effective.

Great for napping. It really is. It's good for podcasts, too. Well, I don't know, Jack. We did just talk about how feeding me liquor is a little dangerous. Uh-huh. Oh, you're going to be in such a mood for whatever quiz you have. I'm going to sip gently.

Okay. I'm going to sip gently. Well, whatever you can't finish, send it my way. Now, onto the hotline, Dad Hug Me 10. We have some fun recent developments on both the voicemail line and the text line. By the way, I feel validated. Quite a few of you knew exactly what I was talking about about my TikTok drama. And I feel very validated.

A lot of people were both calling in and texting about Hub. What's his, yeah, what's the name? Mr. Hub's, Hub life. Mr. Hub's life. It's a Hub's life. My favorite Pixar movie. How many galaxies have you bought him so far? So many.

Hey, if you ever catch me begging, e-baking for galaxies, film it. I'm going to literally drive you down to the unemployment office and get you a damn interview for a job, okay? I can't promise that they're going to hire you. But sure as shit, no, that's what we're doing. Once you start begging for the highest rated thing, like, no, honey, honey, there are better ways to live. We don't have to live. We don't have to do this. We don't have to do this.

Oh, I'm just so glad that TikTok enlightened you and by proxy, me about that. Which part? Hub's life, just in general. Why? Why are you a hater? It's just entertaining. I don't know. There's some karma justice, right?

I mean, I don't know. Well, I know how I feel. Why do you feel that way? I feel the same way because I'm on your side. He never liked a comment against you. He may as well have because he went after my wife. My queen, my moon and my stars. No, you don't give a shit about that.

Sure I do. No, you don't. Honey, well, listen, you'll like this. By the way, just recently, I feel like there was a moment. Oh, somebody also wanted to include from the Patreon. Yeah. Somebody wanted to include a counter of by the way. By the way.

Let's go. All right, so we got one so far. Okay. There's two. No, okay. So, what was I even going to say? I don't remember. Hub's, Hub's life.

Oh, just recently, you and I had a discussion where you were like, you were saying something about somebody and I was like, no, you can't, like, why do you like them? They are not nice to your wife. And I don't even remember who it was. So you don't give a shit about that. Let's be so fucking real. How dare you throw me under the bus? Yeah.

And I will continue to do so. Well, you'll like this, honey, because I apparently got someone in trouble with their fiance. No, wait, no, not good. Jack, film, what have you done? Much like what I'm doing now with my wife, I got someone's fiance. I got someone in trouble with their fiancee. Let's take a listen. All right.

So I don't have an, am I the asshole? I have a, is Jack the asshole? Yes, the answer is yes. Because you Jack got me in trouble with my fiance. Let's go. So a while back, like when we were dating, she showed me this meme that it was a meme or joke or something that I didn't really find funny. So I didn't laugh or anything.

But she wanted to know why I didn't find it funny. And it was kind of like a random joke. And so I just said, well, I don't really know random doesn't really equal funny a lot. And I've been asked me, this pissed her off. And apparently she's been mad at me for quite a while over this. and I only recently because I like a lot of absurdist kind of stuff

and she called me out like you like a lot of random humor what's the know of that and I was like I was like a thing in a couple of Jacks films videos and she's like I'm motherfuckers and so yeah

is Jack the asshole for getting me in trouble with my fiance kind of yes yes what yeah yes no wait I am confused though because like, no, I know what you're thinking. I know what you're going to say, right? He's the one that likes the random humor, right? Yeah, I'm trying to like, there's, there's a part in the middle where I didn't quite understand, but. Stop. She doesn't get it either. Sunday, I'm trying to break this down for everyone.

Simple Jack. Needs to make it simple. I need to make it simple for me. Yeah, I know. That's why it's that. First off, I do love that this caller associated random doesn't equal funny with me. Is that not a thing? No, it is. I did say that years ago. Many, Many moons ago. Were you not the first person to say that? I, well, I kind of think I, I don't think I picked that up from someone or something else. So I do think that I did kind of come up with that. Okay.

So this caller, this caller who's calling in about random equals funny, thank you for attributing that to me. And I will take credit for that. I will say you're not entirely blameless in this situation. The fact that you do like absurdist humor and you're quoting random doesn't equal funny to your fiancee, that might earn you a few, uh, sleeps on the old couch, if you know what I mean. Doesn't make any sense. But don't worry, I'm still mad about things from like 10 years ago. Yeah. And I still said yes at the altar. Yeah. You sure did. So hopefully she says yes,

at the altar. That would be fun. There's no way this is like the- Well, you just don't say that'd be funny? It would be funny if they didn't get married because of this. Yes, I do think there's comedy there. You think that'll be funny? I do actually. I think some people would agree with me. What are they, what are they, what's the term they call people who lack empathy? What is that word we use? Evil. Psychopaths. Or sociopaths.

Something. One of the other. I don't know. You're one of two. I don't know. I'm not entirely. I'm somewhat empathetic if that were the case. I'd be some.

What was the last, when was the last time you felt empathy? Oh my God. That's an impossible question. The last time I felt empathy? Yeah. When you felt bad for somebody. Um, this isn't going to help my case, but, um, when the dogs were play fighting and then Chipwich yelped. When was that?

I was like, I don't know, yesterday. Did she? Oh, they were in the gym with me or something. I don't know. You weren't there. Right, right, right. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, my girlfriend who goes to a different school. Shut the fuck up.

Right. But, but I, I hesitate to say that story because. I never leave the house and yet I wasn't there, huh? I feel like showing empathy towards animals and not so much humans is also a sociopathic trait. Like Tony Soprano from the Sopranos. Did he kill animals? No, no, no, the opposite. He would get emotional about horses and ducks and shit, but he would kill people all the time.

Oh, weird. Yeah, yeah. Wait, there's something there, though. Then his therapist got out about that. Wait, there's something there, though, that like, I feel like, yes, if you don't have emotions for animals, but you do have emotions for humans and or vice versa, that's got to be a term of its own. Like where you lack empathy or sympathy, whatever the fuck, for people.

People. Yeah, yeah, yeah. but you have them for animals or vice versa. Or the flip side. Yeah, I'm sure there's a term for that. I think I shared here maybe that I recently was at a work dinner. And one of the guys shared that his job in college, high school, was working at a pet store where he killed rats.

Did I share that story? I don't remember this. Guys, for my job, all I do is like talk all day. I don't remember what I've told you and what I've told anybody else. I've actually talked to all day. So, like, anyway. But yeah, he used to kill rats. his job. What do you mean he used to kill rats? It was his job. At the pet store? At the pet store.

I think maybe he would. Rats they sold or just like rats infesting the pet store? Well, they're not. No, I think they were like maybe for snake maybe. Got it. Maybe. I honestly, I was about, I was about 12 glasses of wine deep at that point. I can't recall the purpose of the rats, except that he used to be the guy that would kill the rats. Just the rat killer. They'd be like, hey, go get Abe, he's going to go kill the rats. Like, I think every profession and industry and corporation should have a designated rat killer. I mean, we were, we went to the bank the other day.

There was a rat trap outside the bank. Yeah, they got their rat killer. Damn. We need 12 of those. All right, honey. Yes, honey. I have another voicemail. This is an update on a very important story we heard recently.

Hey, so this is the alpha abortion story person. My name is Delaney. Hi, Delaney. It's crazy to have heard you guys react to that story. I would like to make a correction. My mother did indeed have the abortion that day. What I meant by her thinking, there really will be no problem. It's like in the future, she will still be able to have children and she will end up with me.

There it is. Smoke that wax pen. Have that abortion. And the friend didn't have the abortion. Um, so Alpha, Alph just got them through that hard time. No problem. No problem. Okay.

So thank you guys. That was crazy to listen to. Um, and yeah, I'm so glad you guys enjoyed the story. Bye. Thanks, Delaney. Also, did I not say I like misheard the story. I thought she went through with it, right? You did.

But also, Alf helped usher those unborn souls into. the afterlife or whatever. The afterlife. You guys, I'm maybe hot take. I'm fully pro-choice. So like, you know. No problem.

Thank you Delaney for setting the record straight. It's still, it's still glad to hear that your mom and her friends were keeping that place in business. Jesus. Sure. I guess that's the takeaway. And cheers to Alf. Cheers to Alf.

Alth is the one we can trust. Here, here. Also, props is Delaney's mom for sharing that story with Delaney. Like, let's keep it fucking for real. Yeah, that's a cool-ass mother-daughter relationship, genuinely. Now, I have a text here because you can also text in the dad hug me 10 phone line, hotline, whatever. And so far, two people have asked me who was the person who ignored you and also dated overly attached girlfriend. Ooh.

And I'm just saying I may or right now have released that info. So just same. If you, if you text, maybe, maybe sometimes I'd befriend you and give you little deets that otherwise wouldn't be known. But not there nor there. Dad hug me 10. Also, there's no, just so you know, like, I'm not getting like paid every time you text. Like, I, there's no benefit to me, except that we get to connect with you guys. So I pay for this out of my own pocket.

I pay for the hotline out of my own pocket. Aaron just loves the company. I really do. I love friends. I love making friends. If you're like cool person and like good vibes, let's hang. So that's really it. We have a text from an anonymous person here.

Hey, Aaron and Jonathan. So we tried the chocolate buzz balls after hearing how much you liked them. And they taste like one to one, you who and Stroyski. What's Stroyski? I assume. Wait, how do you spell it? Is that like a cheap vodka? S-T-R-O-Y-S-K-I.

I don't know what that is. 11 out of 10 tastes like grandma. house. Yay! Oh, wait. Are we steal? Is this where we steal grandma's vodka?

Stoyski vodka. Yeah. Okay. Can I see a picture? I don't know this vodka. Stryski. But the kind they sell in a big plastic bottle. I feel like I've definitely seen that before.

Maybe in my college days. We used to drink what we called Vladdy, which also came in a big plastic bottle. It was Vladimir vodka. I don't even know if they still make it. Yeah. too. Are these in your college days? Yes. Yeah, yeah. This was our vodka of choice. Oh, I'm not

familiar with that one. It was like $10 for a handle or some shit. It was crazy. But it also, you might as well have just popped over to the CVS and gotten some rubbing alcohol. I cannot believe this. Get this. On Google or whatever, fine wine and good spirits, it ranks 3.3

out of five. Apps of fucking Lutely Not. Can I show you the reviews of Vladimir vodka on fine wine Good Spirits.com come from username Vlad Lover and then the most helpful critical review comes from Vlad Hater.

So in case, oh, and then there's a from user Vlad average. What? Look, look the reviews on Fine Wine and Good Spirits. Look at the reviews. Can you screenshot these and send them to me? Yeah. That's the funniest thing.

We're going to have to include that. That's why. It's worth it. No, it's worth it. We have to include these reviews. That's really funny. Someone's really dedicated to the bit. That's glorious.

I love people like that. Oh, so good. But anyways, this anonymous texture very much recommends the chocolate buzzballs. They taste like grandma's house. I'm not, I wonder what's going on with grandma that like we're drinking like spiked chocolate milk. Like, what's that about? One of my favorite comment etiquette videos is titled,

Grandma's not doing so hot, you guys. Very funny. Yeah. Well, anywho, if you also, have you gotten in a fight with your fiance over a Jack's film's joke from 10 years ago? I have. No, seriously.

Do you just want to call in and say, hey, and tell us something funny or whatever? Doesn't even have to be funny. Send me pictures of your pigeons. Wow. We had that person. I was selling pictures of the pigeons. That just came off very aggressive.

So many pictures of your pigeons. Dad hug me 10. You can call. You can text. Whatever you want. Dad hug me 10. If you have a phone, you have direct access to our hotline. Okay.

So, Jack, film, what do you think we're doing today? So last week, you tried to make me look the fool in a meme quiz that I triumphed over. in spectacular fashion. So you're going to, this week you want to get your revenge. And Aaron is determined, just so you guys know, I don't even know. She doesn't know I'm going to say this, but we have like other quizzes prepped and planned. And Aaron said, no, I want to make my own because I really want to get back at Jack for what he did to me last week. I want to make you look dumb.

I want to make you look stupid. But you already call me simple Jack. So you know I am already dumb. I know, but I want to make you look dumb. Got it. I want to prove it. Okay. I'm sure people know.

The listeners. know. The viewers know. Yeah, they know. Yeah. But you just, you want that tangible, irrefutable proof of my dumbness. Yeah. So what do I think you're going to do? So it's not going to be a continuation of the last quiz. It's not going to be memes and shit. It might be something akin to what you have done before where you asked me like definitions of basic work terms and acronyms. Like, Jack, what is out of office mean? Or, you know, shit, like, I know it's not even a good example, but like just very basic shit that anyone who's worked an office job would know and stuff that a dumb, simple YouTuber like me wouldn't know. So I think it's

something related to that. You're going to ask me something that 99% of the populace knows or some overwhelming majority knows, at least in some field that I don't. That's my guess at to what this quiz you've made for me is. Okay. What is one, usually when we talk about people, you often joke when I talk about a person, I usually in my description of that person is this kind of included detail. Okay. Can you think about what that included detail is? Can you repeat that? I'm not entirely sure I get that, the analogy.

Okay. So when I tell you about somebody, let's say it's a public figure. Uh-huh. The details that I include about said public figure often include the. this detail. It is rather consistent. Oh, oh, who they're married to or who they're dating. Yeah, sorry. No, no, no, it's all the time. We'll be watching a movie or a TV show or a fucking YouTube video. It doesn't matter. I swear to God. And you'll be like, Jack, pause it. Wait, they're married to so and so or they're dating so and so. And I go, who asked? Or, or I'll pause it and I'll be like,

honey, do you know who that is? Like, it's like a voice actor. I'm like, oh, honey, do you know who that is? And you're like, yeah, they're married to Scarlett Johanth. It's like, shut up. I don't care who they're dating. I don't care who they're married to. It's interesting.

So that, yes, that is your, I'm sorry, that is what you do on a terrifyingly consistent basis. Yeah, usually if there's like somebody that in a movie we're watching or a piece of news that's come out. They're dating so and so. Yeah. Like, that's usually the reference point. Yes.

Wait, you don't know what so and so. they dated this person. And she'll never, it's, it has nothing to do with the so-and-so. It's just who the so-and-so is dating. And it's like, that's not who I ask?

It has everything to do with the so-and-so. Honey, wait, who is that, who is that, who is that, who is that actor? And you go,

oh, they're dating, blah, blah, I'm like, thank you, cool. Yeah, every time. So today. Oh, no, Aaron. And I went back and I looked

and I've done something sort of akin to this, but not, not exactly like this. Who are they? marry to. No. It's a true or false quiz of couples. And it doesn't have to be current. But at some point in time, was this a real couple? Fuck. Or was this not a real couple? This is the first quiz I will get a zero percent on. Like it will be- I actually, no, I think you'll get more than a zero percent. There's

some layups. There's some, okay. You say layups. You'd be surprised. I will also say that this is only based on, like, let's for instance say that Abraham Lincoln and Jennifer Lawrence, I say they were never in, like, were they a real couple? And you're like, false. False. And I'm like, that's correct. But for all I know, that's just because the Daily Mail didn't actually report on that couple. Okay.

So I just want to put a disclaimer. No, no, no. I'm not, this isn't a trick question or anything. I just want to put a disclaimer is that maybe these people did actually date or fuck or whatever. But my buddies in the mainstream media just never actually had full proof evidence or reported it on it. Okay.

Are all of these based off what the Daily Mail has reported? No. Okay. No. That was an example. I hear you. But yeah, so yeah, got it. So, fucking doesn't equal dating. So there's a chance some of these couples of fucked. Potentially. They never formally dated. Or

dated and we just didn't know about it. No, I just wanted to put the disclaimer out there. I appreciate the disclaimer. But this is like public sources according to what we know. Yes. It's also, I also want to put out there that this is a heteronormative quiz. And the reason I did that was because there were moments in time when I was writing the quiz that I was like, oh, this could be fun.

But then I was like, wait, I don't want to purport somebody to be by not. You know what? I didn't want to purport somebody to be somebody that, like. If they're not or if they weren't or they weren't. I just was like, yeah, you know what? I'm just, you know, I just didn't know how. to delve into that. And so I kept it heteronormative just for my own like comfort maybe. I don't know. I don't know. So just don't hate me for that. I mean, you can hate me for that.

I'm sorry. Baby, I hate you for many other reasons. And it's not for that. You are an inclusive queen. I try to be. But anyway, I just want to put that disclaimer out there. But you did call me simple. So I do hate you right now. Simple people exist too. What's wrong with simple people? The world needs simple people too, you know. Exactly. All right. Are you ready? No. We can start out with something relatively easy. Give me a, yeah. I'll take a layup, a warm up, absolutely. All right. What do you know about Justin Timberlake? All I know is that this quiz is going to ruin the tour. Do you know anything about Justin's dating history? Yes, dating history.

I know that. Yeah. I think. Primeier River was about Miss Brittany Spears. Allegedly. Allegedly. Thank you. Beyond that, is he married to or dating the actress from Seventh Heaven? Yes. What's her name?

Jessica Beal. Jessica Beal. I rule. Beyond that, dating history-wise, I think that's all I know. Okay. True or false. Oh, God. Did Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz date in real life?

I think they might have. I think they might have. Before I lock it in, I feel like I've seen pictures somewhere. I'm sure whatever they had was pretty short-lived, but like, I'm going to say, yeah, yeah. The Diaz and the Timberlake absolutely dated for a little stint. T for True. That is true. Holy shit.

However. I was not confirmed. I was not confirmed. It was a four-year-long relationship, Jack. What? They dated. Oh, wait a minute. That makes sense because in Shrek 3, they reference it.

Fogg! Or Shrek 2. Shrek 2, they referenced it. No, 3 was the one he was in. Yeah, but I don't know. They weren't dating at that time, actually. I'm pretty sure. They dated from 2003 to 2007.

Maybe they were then. But yeah, it's referenced in Shrek 2. Holy shit. I forgot about that. Wow, that's actually really embarrassing. I don't remember that. What, it's embarrassing that I remember that? No, it's embarrassing that they felt like they needed to include something that wouldn't age well.

I remember, like, the theater roared at what. whatever throwaway gag they had in Shrek 2, that did briefly reference that Diaz and Timberlake were together because it was very topical. Holy shit. I forgot about that. It was 20 plus years ago. Yeah.

Holy shit, Aaron. Yeah. Wow. All right. So speaking of Justin Timberlake. Speaking of Shrek. And I've heard great things about his European tour going on right now. What tour?

The World Tour. Thank you. His now wife, Jessica Beal. Had a dating history of her own. Oh, no. Did she date? Chris Evans, also known as a cat? That's right.

Okay. Oh, God. Even that I wasn't sure about because there are so many Chris's. Okay. Did Jessica Beal and Chris Evans ever date? Hmm. Hmm. This is really hard.

This is cruel because Hollywood is so incestuous as it is. So it's very likely that they ran. If they didn't date, they probably ran in very similar circles. They probably knew a guy who knew a guy who dated the other. You know what I mean? Mm-hmm. I'm going to say because Hollywood is so gross and incestuous that yes. Oh, yeah, they totally dated.

I remember that. So if they did date, was it a short stint? Oh, man. Yeah, I'm going to say, yeah. Just like Cameron and Justin? Just like, yeah, only four years. I'm going to say, yeah, short stint. How short?

Oh, man, two months. They did, in fact, date for five years. No, oh no. Yes. Oh, no. 2001 to 2006. Beal and Evans, huh? Yes.

2001 to 6, that is not a short amount of time. Yes. Damn. So, speaking of people involved in billion dollar ventures, are you familiar with the Jonas Brothers? I've heard of the Jonas Brothers and their promise rings. And I'm really dating myself there. I'm familiar with the Jonas Brothers, but like, there are four of them, right?

Well, technically there are four Jonas Brothers. I know the band is three, but technically there's a fourth one. Can you name them? Fuck no. Can you name any of them? Joe. And. Taylor.

Wait, Nick. Nick. And. Terry. Okay. So my question is the Jonas Brothers. Yeah. Joe Jonas. Yeah.

Did he date Selena Gomez? Aaron. Hey, go to hell. Because you know what you would do? You'd be like, no, Joe never did, but Kevin might as. I also want to be clear that Selena was who I was referring to when talking about billion-dollar ventures. Because her rare beauty is pretty sure it has made her a billionaire, if not. That's ridiculous. But also Marvel. Wow, rare's her. Even I've heard of rare beauty. That's her? Yeah, I own a bunch of it.

I know. That's why I know it. Jesus Christ. Yeah, that's her. I love a good story when the rich become richer. It makes me, it makes me so happy. She grew up in Texas. She's just like us. She's just like us.

She's a real girl's girl. I'm going to say, no, they never, they never dated. No, that's not right. Selina and who is it? Joe. Joe? Joe? No, not Joe.

Not my Joe, Jonas and Selena. that is in fact true No I mean false It is you are telling the truth Right they did not date okay so I'm right okay And she did date Nick Jonas Oh my god I fucking call that You're evil you're a bad person

You're a bad fucking person Good thing I can read you like a book dude All right so who is Selena Gomez with currently Oh my God she's she's with her You know this Yeah she's with her singing career she's married to her job Jack, you know this. You'd be surprised.

Selina Gomez. Selina Gomez. Come on. Hold on. I'm thinking. She's engaged. And I know who this person is. Yes.

It's a he, right? Yes. Okay. Was he an actor or a singer? He is, he has been an actor before. He is in a show that you have watched. But I don't think that's his primary job. Really?

Really. Is he an athlete? No. He's famous for something. Yes. Not a singer. No. Not an athlete.

No. not really an actor. I don't think that's his, like, main gig. But those are all the professions. Sometimes when we, like, stand in line for rides at theme parks, Jack and I play 20 questions where we have to, we pick a person and then, I mean, we totally go over the 20 question limit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we lose track.

But we just ask until we figure it out. It's Benny fucking Blanco. Wow, I would not have come up with that. You didn't know? I did. I, well, no, that's familiar now. Like, sure, I can see it now, but I would not have come up with that. of my own accord.

Do we think Benny Blanco dated this woman who's a model that I'm sure is shit you don't know her name. That's cruel. But she's a model and I'll show you a picture over. Yeah, show me a picture. Elsie Hewitt. Elsie Hewitt. From what I understand.

I'm looking at a picture of her right now. She's a model. Uh-huh. And an influencer of types? Of course she is. Does she act? Does she in anything? Well, I don't know.

I don't know. And the reason, but just so that you understand why I chose her is because I, Yeah, why her? I am trying to link each couple to the next. Oh, that's fun. Fake and real. That's fun. Okay.

So, Benny Blanco and Elsie Hewitt. They have never dated. That is not true. I should have. They have dated. Of course they did. Why did I say that? Why did I say that?

And Elsie Hewitt is currently Prager's with Pete Davidson's baby. Oh, my God. Okay. So that's who, all right. I know I knew that Pete Davidson is expecting a baby. Is expecting a baby? It's with Elsie Hewitt. Love that.

I'm sure listeners and viewers are screaming at me right now. Before Pete, it was Benny and there were a few others mixed in there. But we're going to stick to Pete. All right, moving on to Pete. We know Pete's a womanizer. Mr. Pete's been around the block. He's dated quite a few ladies.

He catches, he catches him like. The ladies love Pete Davidson. Yes, the ladies love. Pete Davidson. Ladies love a funny guy. Don't. I don't know. Stop. I don't know. You know exactly what that sounded like. They like him funny.

Did Pete Davidson date Sidney Sweeney? I'm going to say no. Why? This is a bold no. A firm no. Because even I would have heard about that. He's dated. Ariana Grande, because I like SNL.

Okay. He's dated Ariana Grande. Right. Ariana Grande. But I know, I know, that I'm right, given your frustrations. I think, yeah. Fine. All right. They did not date. Next question.

Swish. Speaking of Pete Davidson and prior relationships, Kim Kardashian. Oh, man. Come on. Did Kim Kardashian date Nick Lachey? Oh, no. From 98 degrees and love is blind fame. Sorry, that's wild.

You're right. That's just wild that like those are Nick Lachey's claims to fame now. He also is the ex-husband of Jessica Simpson. Wow, spoilers. No, Nick Lachey and Kim. Did they ever date? That's really hard. That's really, really hard.

I'm trying to talk myself out of it and say, like, no, they didn't. But I wonder if they did, though. Is there anything in the back, back of my brain, like a footnote or a picture or a fucking blue link on a Wikipedia article where they were together? And it's not... I'm just... I'm taking a sip of Aaron's My Tide. Kim Kardashian and Nick Lachey date. No, they did not date.

That's not the case. They dated? They dated. No way. For a short while. No Lishit. Was she like a professional closet reorganizing? Back when that was a thing?

Well, no, like this was like before she was famous. Like she was like. No, but that was like a thing, like a closet reorganizer. Yeah. It was a very like a job 2000. No, it's still a thing. Yeah. But she, she used to organize Paris's closet and one of her first.

Paparazzi, like, moments was getting caught on a date, the cliche. And by getting caught, you know she called those. It was telegraphed. You know she fucking called those paparazzi. Absolutely. I mean, well, isn't that how paparazzi works? Most of the time. Celebrities calling in saying like, hey, I'm going to be at this restaurant at this hour.

Because no offense. I don't think anybody gave shit about Nick Lechay in 2006. Yeah, no, that's fair. And nobody even knew Kim Kardashian. Well, it might have in 2006. You don't think? No. I mean, I guess she, well, he had just got.

divorced. I don't know. Anyway, okay. Speaking of Kim Kardashian, oh, man, I had so much more to say about that, but okay. Kim Kardashian was famously a guest at a very big wedding. Yeah. Last month. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know what wedding I'm referring to? I assume the Bezos wedding. That's correct. The Bozo's wedding. Speaking of Kim Kardashian, Lauren Sanchez, aka Jeff Bezos's now wife. Thank you for clarifying. I would not have figured that out. Did she once date Ryan Seacrest? Did Lauren Sanchez? Yes.

Date Ryan Seacrest. Yes. If so, I hope Ryan was invited to the Bezos wedding. Okay, did Ryan Seacrest and... Lauren Sanchez. Benny Blanco, did they date? Why are you still thinking about? I'm never not thinking about Benny Blanco.

Are you kidding? He's an enigma, dude. Hold on, Lauren Sanchez. Yeah. Am I saying that right? Yes, that's her name. Yes. Yes.

No, well, this is a terrible quiz. What is terrible about it? Well, as I said before, Hollywood is so incestuous. You know what's also interesting is that not only was Kim Kardashian an attendee at the Sanchez Bezos wedding, but Ryan Seacrest is also an executive producer of the Kardashians shows, so they're doubly related. And I didn't even think about that until just now. What did I just say? What? The incestuousness of Hollywood.

Oh, yeah. Was, hold on. Holly weird? I always joke to Aaron. More like Holly Weird, am I right? I've been doing that for like 10 years. But Aaron riddle me this. And I'm asking.

I'm not quizzing. I'm asking. Did Ryan Seacrest go to the Bezos Sanchez wedding? I don't believe he did. At least he was not on, he's not top of mind of people that I saw. Then I don't think he, they, they dated because I feel like he would have been there. Why would you go to the wedding of an ex-girlfriend?

That's fucking weird. Because you're close. No. And you have so much to talk about. No. That's fucking weird. How many? Zero.

Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. I've been to zero weddings of ex-girlfriends. But no, this is you trying to sway me again. No, they never dated, Aaron. They never dated. They did not date.

Let's go. I rule. I'm starting to get mad, though. Uh-oh. Liquor and Aaron. Speaking of As well, speaking of Asshole billionaires. All right. Elon Musk. What do you know about his relationship history? Okay. Well, I know he has like 50 children. Yeah. But I don't know much about his dating history besides

Grimes and... The only reason I know Grimes is because of Elon Musk. Yeah, fair. Fair. I think I'm in the same boat. Like... Yeah. And even then, like, I know very little about crimes. Very little. I don't really want to know about crimes. Yeah, fair. Neither of them. Like, I, Elon's dating history. I know there's a really cool picture of him with Gieling Maxwell. Not saying they dated, but there's definitely a real picture of them together. Allegedly. Is there wrong with him and Epstein or no? I think just Galane.

Just Galane. Okay. That's the only one I've seen at least. Uh-huh. Was he on that island? Who can say? The list doesn't exist. It never existed.

It never existed. I think everybody should just move on and forget it. Only the losers are still hanging on to this list, you know, even though it was on my desk at some point. No, it wasn't. There is no desk. There's no list. I don't know much about, thankfully, Elon's dating history besides Grimes. And if you ask me, like, more than three questions about Grimes, I think my head will explode.

Okay. Elon Musk and Madonna. Okay. Madonna Madonna. Did they or did they not date at one point in time? I don't think they did because I feel like Elon's such a giant fucking loser. I feel like he would bring that up more in his post. I guess I've a date of Madonna.

No, if anything, Madonna is like, she is older than he is. So if anything, he's like trying to hide that. I see your point. But they run in the same circles with her marriage to Guy Fiery. Pierce? No, Richie. Richie. Oh, my God, right, the director.

There it is. So they have that whole like, I don't live here type thing? Yeah, fair, fair. No, I don't think Elon and Madonna ever hooked up. No, no, they never had a thing. They didn't ever have a thing. Yeah. That was a good question, though.

Fuck you, though. It made me, it made me like question everything I knew about everything. All right, next. Yeah. Speaking of cheaters. Yeah, that's me. People who cheat the system like Elon Musk. I'm just saying that he does.

Lance Armstrong. But he's so cool. Remember Lance Armstrong? I remember Lance Armstrong? What do you know about Lance Armstrong? What do you know about Lance's dating life? Not a fucking thing. Not a single fucking thing.

Not a thing. No. Nothing. Not a goddamn thing. All I'm thinking of is like the South Park episode where like everyone's like cutting off and throwing out their Lift Strong bracelets because they, but like, no, I don't, I don't know a goddamn thing about Lance Armstrong's dating history. Okay. Fascinating.

I just know that just the. disgrace of him admitting to steroid usage and the Livestrong bracelets and all the Tour de France is that mean nothing now. So the tie here, Elon Musk, who is the techno king of Tesla. I forgot about that nickname. Uh-huh. No, it's not a nickname. It's an official title. He's so cool. It's in their public filings, the 10K, the 10Qs that they have to file with the fucking securities and exchange commission with the United States government. That is his official title. Techno King of Tesla. You can look it up.

SEC.gov. Okay. He thinks he's so funny. It sucks. It's not, no, this is real, okay?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So back when he and Trump were in a love fest before they had a very sad breakup. Their big spouten.

They had a very sad breakup. We were just so sad to see it. But beforehand, they were like connected at the head. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. There were a number of people that were publicly getting rid of their Teslas and posting that. Right. I'm getting rid of my Tesla. Right.

One of them was Cheryl Crow. I remember that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't. Were Lance Armstrong and Cheryl Crowe ever a couple. That's not cool, honey. Also, nice bridge. Nice connection. That was eloquently done. Uh-huh. Thank you. Asshole. Cheryl Crow. All right. Cheryl Crow. And Lance Armstrong. And Lance Armstrong. One of which hated somebody who cheated the system by getting rid of her Tesla. and one of which cheated the system by doing...

Yeah. Performance enhancing drugs. And like if they did date, it's that yin and yang, you know? One hates cheaters and the other loves cheating. It's not funny. Because of that, I'm going to say, hell, yeah. They totally dated. Okay.

They totally dated because he was juicing and she was looking the other way. They did date. Let's go! But what's funny is that that actually wasn't even, I just added that in off the top of my head. Look at that. You just remember that? I think they were engaged at one point. What do you remember of their coupleddom?

Like, what do you remember of their relationship? That it was fucking a random-ass pairing. That's a trivia question of a coupling. Like, what the fuck? And I think they were together for a while. What's a while? Well, let's look it up. Cheryl Crow, Lance Arshotton.

My cycling boyfriend, never juices. They were together. for three years from 2003 to 2006. They got engaged and then they broke it off. All these relationships are like three years longer than I think they'd be. Yeah. All of them. Yeah.

Like all of these relationships are longer than like my second longest relationship, genuinely. Do you think Lance still makes money? Like where do you think he makes money from like now? Oh, I'm sure he, if he's not giving talks or writing books, I mean like it's not like he's doing cameos and shit. That'd be really funny. Did somebody like out him? Hey, Jason, heard someone's turning 21.

Pedal to the medal. Wait, why, why do you think he felt like, like nobody outed him? He got away with the success for so many years. For so many years. Like, what do you think happened that he was like, you know what? I'm just going to tell you guys now. I've been, I've been using dope. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, hold on.

Did he confess or was it like an investigation? I think he, I don't know. Did you have a guilty conscience? Lance Armstrong. Was he like, nah, guys, I'm just kidding. He's only 53. I faked that shit. Okay, hold on.

He's probably still cycling in some service. There was, apparently, you know what, there was an investigation into doping allegations. Yeah. Yeah, he would never willingly admit like, yeah, I did that shit. But he, his last, like, championship or whatever, he achieved international fame for winning the Tour to France seven consecutive times from 99, 2005. Like, what, why would somebody come after him seven years later? Like, we've moved on.

Well, I'm sure investigations take time. I'm sure, like, they had to find irrefutable proof to a degree that it could, like, it, you, it was provable, right? Well, apparently, okay, so I don't know if this is, I'm just, like, quickly browsing, but he was apparently the ringleader of the most sophisticated, professionalized and successful doping program the sport has ever seen. Legend. He, but in 2018, in April. April 2018, so it was exactly like as long as we've been married.

He settled a civil lawsuit with the Department of Justice, like the government, Department of Justice. He paid $5 million to the U.S. government after whistleblower proceedings were commenced by Floyd Landis, former team member. Why would he have to? Interesting. I do not, I am not educated enough on this. I know.

We need to do a deep dive separately from this. Like, I'm like, why would he have to pay the government for this? But I don't know anything about it. Maybe it's like an Olympic thing. or something. I don't know. Like, anyway. Okay. Where I was actually going with this question is because, again, reminder, everything has a link.

Right. So. You thought this through. There's a chain of. Ashley Olson and Lance Armstrong. Hold on. Were they a real couple? Ashley of Mary Kate and Ashley Olson.

Is there any other Ashley Olson? I suppose not. Were Ashley and Lance Armstrong a couple? Was it Mary Kate? Was it Ashley? Don't know. Don't remember. But this isn't, do you know that I know this?

And that's, that's the game. That's the real game within the game. That's the real quiz within the quiz. Do you know that I know that? Because I am leveraging that to my advantage if I were to lean towards the option that, yes, Ashley Olson dated Lance Armstrong because she had a proclivity for older. Oh my God. Okay.

Did she or did she not at one point in time date Lance Armstrong? That's a great question. I'm going to say no because that's so random. Why would she, why wouldn't Olson twin date Lance Armstrong? That's a big N.O. For me, no final answer. No way, Jose. That is incorrect.

Ashley Olson and Lance Armstrong did date at one time. Now going to, we're moving along here because you're taking too fucking long. Yeah, that's me. Speaking of child actors, did Ariana Grande ever date Zach Efron? It's possible. It's possible. So did Arias... It's possible.

So she... So here's the deal, honey. There's a big gap in my childhood. Like, I did not have the Disney Channel. You didn't have the Disney Channel? In my formative years. So I did not watch Wizards of Waveredly plays. Okay, you were in high school when that came out.

Sure. But what was she... What was Ariana in? I Carly? Was that one? No, hold on. Or was that Nickelodeon? See, I don't even fucking know.

Victorious and Sam and Cat. And those are Nickelodeon shows, right? Oh, they are Nickelodeon. Yes, they're Nickelodeon shows, not Disney. So you were already wrong. Yeah, fair. I didn't have the Disney show. But I also didn't like, okay, it was that sweet spot where I stopped watching Nickelodeon.

You know what I mean? Like, I watched like the Doug era. I never stopped watching Nickelodeon. I watched the Hey Arnold era. I didn't really get into SpongeBob. Like, that's the thing. Yeah, exactly. I never stopped watching Nickelodeon.

I've never seen. That's on you. Yeah. I never got into SpongeBob. So I'm kind of like when a new SpongeBob meme. comes out and there's a new one every week, I'm like completely ignorant to it. Like, I have no nostalgia for the SpongeBob scene. Okay, sorry, Ariana Grande.

Yes. And Nick Lichet. Yeah, no. Nick Lachy. Zach Efron. Yes. Do you know Zach Efron? Yeah.

He was in The Wrestler. Wait, no, really? Like, do you know who that is? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And again, another era. Like, I never grew up on the high school musical movies. Okay, so you know high school musical. But I never seen them.

Okay. Two or three. Zach Ephron, Ariana Grande. Zach Ephron and Ariana Grande. My watch is going nuts and things I'm asking Siri things and I'm not. It's possible because they're both child stars, right? I mean, like, in a way. Yeah.

And they both sing? I'm going to say yes. Yes, they absolutely dated. They have not dated. Damn it! Fuck you. This is so hard. Fuck you.

This is so hard. It's not that hard. You've been getting a lot of them right and I'm just glad to finally have that win. Baby, I'm like flipping a coin. I really don't know. Speaking of American women. That's the worst tag. That's the worst segue ever.

Lenny Kravitz. American woman. Get away from me. Lenny Kravitz and Nicole Kidman. Oh, no. Okay. Did they ever date? First off, Nicole Kidman.

That's the AMC theater. Oh my God. Yes, it's the AMC. Jesus Christ, she's literally everything you watch. Because here? She has never been more popular than now. They are.

Like, the fact that you have to ask, I hate you. I do. No, I do. Do you know what country she's from? She was so good in King Kong. Do you know what country she's from? South Africa? No.

Where is she from? I'm not telling. Australia. You already get it wrong. I'm not telling it. It's Australia, right? It's not. Are you sure?

I am sure that I'm not telling you the answer. Canada. All I will tell you is that American woman was not written about her. That's what I'll tell you. Nicole Kidman, where is she from? I you know it doesn't fucking matter were they or were they not a real couple what it it it doesn't matter okay did Lenny Kravitz this is impossible did he ever hook up with or date yeah I know I know Nicole Kidman I don't know but he looks good man like I saw a video

of him like working out and it's like him and Nicole dude they both look amazing he's like 50 what and he's he like looks like he's in his 20s it's not fucking fair it's not fair um I'm gonna say absolutely they dated. They were thick as thieves. Thick as thieves. Yeah, man. They, they had some steamy nights, I'll tell you, Aaron. They had some steamy nights, the two of them. They, they cooked up some beautiful magic, if you know what I'm saying. They were engaged at one point. Let's go. But they did end up breaking up. I don't know they were engaged. Marrygian woman. It's real. Okay. Speaking of Nicole Kidman. Yeah. Tom Cruise. Yeah. They dated. Oh my God. Wait, are you for real? Are you fucking for real? Tell me, you're.

Are you fucking for real? I am for real. They dated. Weren't they like married? They were like married. They were like married. They like adopted two kids together. Good for them.

And now she doesn't have contact with those two kids. This poor Tom guy. This poor Tom Cruise guy, he gets so much flack and he tries so hard to save movies and marry women. And he just gets the short end of the stick every single time. I have a personality test. that I want you to take, but I'm going to, first, I'm going to drive you to the Scientology Center, and they administer the test there.

They can figure out how many Thaitons my body has or whatever. That's correct. I just, I'm going to start a Kickstarter for Tom Cruise, because I feel like we're just so unnecessarily unfair to him, and he's just trying so hard. This isn't funny. This is not nearly as funny as you think it is, because, like, not even close. The only good thing about Tom Cruise, and I will say this, there may be a few others, but one, like, we have to stop the bleeding when it comes to Scientology.

So it's like we really cannot give credit even when it is due. Yeah, fair. There is one exception, and that is I heard that he has this cake that he sends out. Right, right. No, I know exactly what you mean. He sends out to his friends every year, right? I don't even think it's like, I think you just have to like have met him once. Then you're in a circle. And then he sends it out. Yes. No, that's real. That's fucking real. That's fucking real. And I, that's the only thing about Tom Cruise that actually intrigues me is that fucking

Yeah, I just want to try it. Everyone says like, it's amazing. I just, but apparently I know people who know the bakery and I think we can get it, but it's fucking expensive. It's like a hundred bucks for a fucking cake. I also think it's a coconut cake. And I like coconut cake. Aaron, can we try, like, can we actually do this?

Like, can we try the, like, I mean this. Maybe instead of wine of the week, we do cake at the week. Honestly. Wouldn't that be fun? Listeners, back us up. Sorry. I'm talking. I am talking ourselves into this idea, but we need to find out about the Tom Cruise cake.

Is it worth the mustard? Is it worth all the praise it gets? And can we forgive him for being a stand? No, we cannot. No, we can't. No, you're right. We can't. Where is Shelley Miskevich?

That's true. Oh, yeah, right? Remember her? Where is she? Where's David Miskevich? Anyway, speaking of Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise. Yeah. Do you like the last name Cruz?

Do I like the last name Cruz? Yeah. It's kind of cool. Have you ever met a cruise? Like a last name Cruz? There's a Ted Cruz. I haven't met him. And I don't want to meet him.

I'd punch him in the face if I ever met him. Would you? Would you? No. I know he's a fucking loser, but like, no, I wouldn't punch him. Okay. Do you think? I'd be like, nerd says what?

Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz have ever been an item? No, no. Those are two different cruises. Tom Cruz and Penelope Cruz. Yes. Okay. Show me a picture of Penelope Cruz. Penelope Cruz is a good looking lady.

I was going to say, send me a hot pick, all right? She is a good looking lady. Hmm. I do know that face. Okay. I know that Cruz. Penelope Cruz and who? Tom Cruise.

And Tom. Oh, no. Yeah, they, yeah, they bumped uglies a little bit. Yeah, they got adventurous. Absolutely. They, they took, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They played Hyde the Pickle together, for sure.

Final answer. So they did date. Yeah. However, I will say this. My conspiracy theorists coming out. Yeah. I don't actually believe that they were a real couple. Aaron.

They got together around the time they did vanilla sky together. Ooh. I think it was. She was like a newer actress on the scene. Was it Cameron Diaz in that one or no? I didn't see it. Okay. No, I didn't either.

I think it was. Tom Cruise, like, famously, allegedly auditions, girlfriends and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've heard that. Like, comply with the church of Scientology. They can't be too much taller than him. And, like, there's, like, a whole thing. So, like, I think it was like she fit the bill with, like, oh, it helps with marketing of the movie.

Yeah. It makes them feel like maybe there was something more to the movie than what it was. And. Isn't that how you and I, like, got together? Like, you are auditioning boyfriends. right and like I came up I was sad desperate and drinking myself to sleep every night right and then I came up and they're like and I fell asleep name agency and you put a ring on it and I woke up and I was like oh fuck hi I'm John Douglas reading for the part of Aaron's boyfriend okay speaking of Tom Cruise yeah I know you're a big fan

big fan were you aware that at one point he was married to Katie Holmes as a matter of fact I was what I know about that is the couch jumping spectacle when he He went on. It's what she's most known for at this point. Which is sad. She really hasn't acted in quite some time. She hasn't. But she is.

And you know what? If that's, if she's okay with that, good for her. But like, yeah, him jumping on Oprah's couch going, I'm in love. I'm in love with him. I'm in love. Wee. Wee. I love her.

Oprah. Oprah, I love women. Katie Holmes has been single for 20 years now. Oprah. Some shit. Did she or did she not date Jamie Fox? Oh no, man. Oh no, that's so good. That's a good one. Did Katie Holmes, best known for her work on, Batman Begins and Nothing Else. Did she date Jamie the Fox? Interesting. Hold on. Wait a minute. Let me use my, let me use my superior knowledge of useless movie trivia because Jamie Fox and Tom Cruise, Aaron, they were in the same movie together called Collateral, I think. Never saw it. Okay. I think I'm saying that. I think that. I think that.

That's the right one, where Tom Cruise plays a bad guy. I know. Not the Scientologist, being a bad guy. If you can believe it. If you can, if you can. I can't believe they let him do that. I don't know. But he was like a cool bag.

And Jamie Fox was the not cool. Bad guy. No, protagonist. Oh, he was the not cool. He played a taxi driver. But he was the not cool bad guy because like, he was by being not cool, he was a bad guy. Nobody wants to root for the not cool guy. Did Jamie Fox ever date Katie Holmes?

Yes. I can kind of see it because if Tom Cruise was in collateral with Jamie Fox, maybe that's how like they met? I'm going to say yes. There are enough breadcrumbs that kind of like tie together for that one. Wow, that's really scandalous though. Well, Hollywood's scandalous. Imagine meeting somebody at your, yeah.

You know what I mean? Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. All it takes are for two people to tango, and then they don't untango for quite a bit. All right. That is true. They have, they were, they have been dating.

They were dating. They're, I don't think they're dating anymore. But they were together for a while, like a while. Who? Katie Holmes and Jamie Fox. I think they've like just. So I'm right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's what I just said. Holy shit. Clean out your fucking ears. All right. I've got a few more. I'm just going to rapid fire. Yeah. All right.

Let's go. Because I've got some on the list, but I also have some in my brain. Oh, no. Okay. Jake, Jill. Hall, Blake Lively. Yes. Fake.

Shit. Ryan Gosling, Sandra Bullock. Never. Real. Fuck. Yeah. Isn't she older? Much.

That's not like, you don't hear that. Good for her. You don't hear that much in Hollywood. I'm sorry. Go on. Rapid Fire. Me like two more. One or two more.

Shut the fuck up. Aaron is deep in thought right now. She's looking at her notes. She has her whole fist in her mouth. She is just really thinking so hard right now. Studying her notes. Jake Gillenhall, Kirsten Dunst. Jake Gyllenhaal, Kirsten Dunst.

I can kind of see. Yeah, totally. Yeah, they macked. They macked. Let's go. For a while. Let's go. What's a while?

Like four years maybe? That's a wild, dude. Shit. Longer than my second longest relationship, man. Chelsea Handler, 50 cent. Yes. Yes. That one I knew.

Chelsea handler, Jennifer Aniston's ex-husband. Who? Justin Thoreau. Oh, what? Why didn't you say that? I forgot his name. What? I don't know men.

I hate men. You like introduce me to Justin Thoreau. Because of Jennifer Aniston. Men are only as relevant as the women behind them. I'm going to say Chelsea Handler and Justin Thoreau? Yes. So no. But rumor has it.

That's why Chelsea and Jennifer aren't friends anymore. Shit. Because they may have. Uh-huh. Oh, Lord. But allegedly, in my opinion, rumor has it. Not to be, but like that's what I heard. Damn.

Uh-huh. Alleged. Uh-huh. Scandalous. Okay, wait. Let me think of one more. Yeah. End on a real banger.

Madonna and Sean Penn. Again with Madonna. I do. Sean Penn's been in a bunch of relationships. Yes, he has. I think that one is real, though. I feel like I have heard of Sean Penn and Madonna together. That's real.

Final answer. Tom Cruise and Cher. You had one more. Absolutely not. No way. No way, Tom Cruise and Cher. Pretty sure they met. at Sean Penn and Madonna's wedding.

And yes, that was a thing. Really? Yes. No shit. Cher allegedly called him one of her top five lovers. Do you think the Scientology hounds were like after her at that point? I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. And maybe Tom's a good lover. We'll never know. We'll never know. And next week's episode, guys, we're just going to go into all of like Wilmer Volderama's weird ass young

lovers, so join us for that. Wilmer, what? Wilmer Waldor, what? Oh, Jack Film, we have so far to go with you. Honey, that was an infuriating. He played Fez on that 70s show. Okay, I never watched it. He dated Lindsay Lohan when she was underage.

I'm pretty sure he dated Mandy Moore when she was near underage. Yeah, there's a lot there. but obviously I was joking in Jackfilm ruined the joke. Anyway. With my ignorance. I'm so sorry. Fuck. That was good.

That was a great quiz, honey. Wait, guys, we don't have a horoscope. Yes, we do. Yes, we do. We always have a horoscope in our hearts, in our inner, in our eyes, our inner third eyes. Wait, baby. All right. It's Leo season.

It's a Leo season. Everyone. Oh my gosh. Okay. Aaron and I are locking eyes right now because we want to give all the Leo's out there. And all the people who spiritually align with Leo's, we want to give you the proper, accurate horoscope of the week. We are going to dial into our hearts, our souls, our fifis, all of the things. We are going to clasp hands and speak.

Why are they so clammy? Are they? You're a dick. Give me your fucking hands. Come on. We're going to help these Leo's out. She keeps slapping my hands away. Like that game where you do that.

Okay, come here. Come here. Fellow, fellow horoscope teller. Okay. Only pinkies only. Pinkies only. Pinkies only. Pinkies only.

I don't trust him. Or clasping each other by the pinkies. All right. Dial in to your deepest Leo sign son thing. I have no. Leo's in my sign, but I feel deeply, unlike one of us, I have a lot of empathy for Leo's. Rude. And as such, I would like to begin the reading for this week's Leo Horoscope.

Begin away, darling. They won't be around to witness you winning. Mario 64 They also died Young

Why Did they Die young Who You It's like youhoo But backwards Who you

Seek Help Sentence Sentence She will guide your destiny into Mario 64. Peach. Leo's shall inherit. Wonders.

Riches. That, surprisingly, go away quickly. Womp. But your mother actually is pregnant with five stink bugs. Hooray. And they smell. Great. Surprisingly.

Merry Christmas. Oh, there's more. Okay. Merry Christmas. You said Christmas. Sorry. Okay. Everyone.

I am in deep love. And. And. And deep love and debt. Period. There you go, Leo! Subscribe to our Patreon. I'm in deep debt and so are you.

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It's everything. Thanks so much for listening. Appreciate you guys coming. And every week from here on out, I'm going to be quizzing Jack film on a... Every week from here on out? Now, wait a minute. Instead of the wine of the week, we're going to be, okay, Jack, let me tell you who's with who. I don't like that.

I don't like that at all. I don't care what you like. This is what I like. If you have any better quiz ideas, please. Please ring in at Dad Hug Me 10. Text or ring in however you want to communicate. Talk to you guys later. Thanks so much for coming.

Love you. Bye. Until next time, haters.