Erin is the Funny One - Erin Gets Community Noted

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

OH NO! Erin posted a big ol' lie on twitter about Sydney Sweeney - and then got called out with a community note! She's not sorry. Then, Jack grills her on classic movie quotes (Fill in the blank: "Leave the gun. Take the ___."). This only makes her madder. Finally, Erin gets her sweet revenge with a humiliating horoscope at Jack's expense. Follow Erin and Jack on Instagram:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/2toesup/?hl=en⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/jacksfilms/?hl=en⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ To watch Erin Is The Funny One on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@jackisanerd⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/erinisthefunnyone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Hey listeners. Welcome back to the 10th episode of Season 2 of Aaron is the funny one. That's right. Lucky numbers 10. Is time flying for you? Because it's flying for me. Yeah. 10 episodes is a big deal.

It's flying buying. It's flying buying. It's a milestone too. 10 episodes. The Big X. This is what I was afraid of. What do you get for your partner that you've podcasted for 10 consecutive weeks? What is that paper?

Is that wood? Which one is that anniversary? It better be paper. Dollar, dollar bills, y'all. Where is my paper? I hate that that got me. Anyways. Hi, listeners.

YouTube viewers, wherever you're processing this podcast. It's another episode of Aaron is the funny one. We have a lot to cover today, quite a lot to get through. We've got a lot, yeah, we've got bases, ground, much ground, field. Yeah, more, more similes. Land. Yes. And we're going to start with wine of the week because it's the most boring one.

Yes, Chuck, tell us about your wine of the week this week. We're both drinking our favorite chardonnays. Nothing crazy, nothing fancy. I'm drinking what I always drink when I drink wine. It's Josh Reserve Buttery Chardonnay. Aaron, what are you drinking? I can't remember. Oh my God.

Stop. I'm got Aaron's melting right before me. She's turned into a puddle. It's a Sonoma Coutre. It's pretty good. Also a chardonnay. You know what's funny about both of our bottles is that they're both yellow. Is that funny or?

I wonder if they did a study. So funny. Do most Chardonnay bottles have a label that is yellow? I'd read that headline. I wouldn't read the study. I just would read the headline. And then I'd tweet about it and get community noted again. Oh, my God.

I'm so glad you mentioned that. I'm moving on to... First off, first off, hold on. Actually, yeah, you go ahead. Oh, thank you. Yeah, you're welcome. So Aaron got community noted. Wait, wait.

Have you ever been community noted? I don't think so. So I win. Yeah, you. Hey, good job. Hi five. Two days ago, uh, as of this recording. Follow me on truth social.

Don't, don't, truth social. That's where people tell the truth. Shut the fuck up. No, my wife is not on truth social. No, honestly, I swear to God. I don't even know that I would know how to get on truth social if I wanted to get on truth social. Yeah.

Uh, sorry. I just wanted to clarify because I was very convincing sounding. And some people may not have picked up on sarcasm. Only you don't understand sarcasm, Jack Feil. You'd be surprised. Have you been on Twitter? But listen. Slash S.

Uh, thank you. Slash S. This is slash, yeah, slash S. Is slash J a thing? Slash J. For ha ha ha cheese day? No, slash JK. Oh, slash JK.

So you're halfway there. Ha ha, cheese. So listeners. I will also just note, I don't really go on X or Twitter, whatever. I don't really care for Elon. I do love the he and Trump had a little bit of a public spat. Yeah, more of that, please. That was amazing.

More of that. But like most things that he does, I'm not, not here for. So I really, and him and all the other people, I really have not been active on Insta or X or whatever the fuck. No, your last tweet before two days ago was fucking February. So no, you're not very active at all. No. Which is very funny considering what happened. So you tweeted two days ago for just the first time in months, you tweeted,

you guys ever watch hot ones? You ever notice they include animations when the person being interviewed is especially boring and lame? The Sydney Sweeney one is essentially a 20-minute cartoon, lull. And this comes in the wake of all of the controversy. Sydney Sweeney has found herself embroiled in with that. Is it American Eagle? It's American Eagle.

I worked there in high school. She's got great jeans. You worked there in high school. Thank you for that context. I did. Which is pretty great. So you tweeted two days ago, just the Sydney Sweeney episode of Hot Ones where you claim it's just a 20 minute cartoon, L.O.L. In terms of all of the animations that they pad in.

Okay. And well, hold on. And we have to get to the part. Okay. Okay. That tweet did quite well. That is, I think, your most viewed tweet, right? It is my most liked tweet.

Most liked tweet. To date. I got two and a half million views. Behind. Behind. Do you know what my second most liked tweet is? is, was, whatever, or ex post, I guess now, whatever. Remember when we were watching Aquaman and I pointed out that they had a stunt, the stunt

baby. Yes. That was, that was my formerly most liked post. And this Sydney Sweeney shit did better than that. Yeah. No kidding. Because that was a good tweet. Yeah.

But listen to this. So like this tweet of yours blew up. I have a defense like ready to come. But that's fine. Keep going. And then you got fucking community noted, which is. hilarious. How does one make community noted?

Like, did somebody have to report me? Hold on. Okay. Let's read the note. And then we can talk about how it happened. The Sydney Sweeney interview mentioned contains a single animated clip that lasts approximately nine seconds. And then a link to, I think the exact moment of said animated clip in the video.

Yeah, a YouTube link with a timestamp. So I assume that's, it takes you right to it. All right, guys. So I have a few. I have a few things to say. Yeah. One. Congrats, by the way.

Thanks. One, it is like street cred. Like, I belong on truth social now. Oh, God. Where you can tell the truth. You can lie on the internet. Okay, first off. Okay, for real z's though.

One, I was on an airplane on the tarmac coming back from Las Vegas when I tweeted that or X that. Or X that, is there a new? Is there a new? You tweeted it. Like, is there a new? Do people like, no one says the word Zee. Does Elon want us to use a Zet?

He tried encouraging Zet. and it just did not take. Okay. So when I Z did that, I was, no, remember, I have a theory that maybe if we called it not Twitter anymore, that we would recognize it for what it is, which is owned by, you know.

The smallest man in the world. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway. So you can vouch for me. I was on the tarmac on an airplane coming back from Las Vegas. When I felt so inspired to Zeth this, that said, I had not watched the Sydney-Sweeney-Hot ones episode.

In a hot one? In a hot one. I would say maybe 10 months or so. I don't know. It's a long time. Do you recall watching the Sydney Sweeney Hot Ones episode with me? Yes. Do you also recall that being the episode that I realized?

I go, do you realize that the more boring the person being interviewed, the more they have to like insert these cartoons? Yes. This is all very true. you did say that and I remember that. In your recollection, pretty clearly. Right?

In your recollection, for what it's worth, do you remember the Hot Ones episode being especially boring? Yes. She's horribly boring. Horribly boring. Like, this is poor fucking Sean Evans

or whatever. My God, she was giving him nothing to work with. That's why they have to do the animations. But we may be Mandela affected. Uh, do you also recall there being at least like three cartoons?

in that interview. I did. Yes. Yes. I do recall or like I am misremembering apparently that exact phenomenon. Is there anyway? So I realized this could be crazy. No, go on. Is there any way they could have like changed the video post upload? So I think you can do that, but I have bad news before this podcast, before we started recording tonight, I did look into like any, I try to find any archive downloads uploaded of that interview from like shortly after it was originally uploaded. Yeah. Nothing. Okay. So it came. Yeah. And I did like a side by side comparison of like the current YouTube version and then one that was like downloaded from April of 2024. Same thing. Same thing. Fuck. I know. And I'm sorry, love. I tried my best. Maybe I just thought it was so

boring. No, that's exactly. We both did. Like even though there's only what, nine seconds of animations. Yeah. It felt longer because girl was giving us nothing. She was so fucking boring. And I hated the pick me behavior of like, this isn't even spicy. This isn't, when does it get spicy? Like, shut the fuck up.

Did that? Did she say that? I actually don't remember saying that. She was like so on up until like the bomb. She was like very unimpressed with the spice level. Wow. I love that. That's she's so cool.

She's such a picnic. She's got great jeans. I am so strong. You want to have a. Push up contest? How about hold on. I'll sit on you and you can do push up. This is Aaron's impression of a pick me girl.

Anyway, I fucking hate her. So, congrats on getting community noted pretty severely. Thank you, thank you. That rules. Next time I also tweet,

I'll try to, or Zit, I will also try to get community noted again. Get community noted again. Maybe I could like start a streak, but guys, it might be like another six months or six years. I don't know.

You're like a groundhog. You pop up, you know, once a year. Yeah. Check to see if you got a shadow and then get community noted. I don't like people to know what I'm up to. Yeah. I'm like, which is funny because that's not true at all, really. But that's fine.

Because I don't, most of the time I'm not really up to much at all. But it is funny. But yeah, no, like I only will zit if I have something to say. Mm-hmm. And you felt so compelled just the other day. Yep. Honey, I have written down in my notes another thing that I want to discuss with you tonight. So while we were prepping for the pod. This better be a serious topic,

okay? I don't want any tomfoolery on my podcast with my name, okay? Honey, I wouldn't dream of it. No, Tomfoolery. Serious questions only. I'm like Caroline Levitt, all right? I'm going to throw you out of my media room or whatever they call it. What do they call it? Do you know who that is? Is it the White House Press Secretary? I think that's her name. Oh, I did not. Okay. I only see clips. I don't watch the whole thing. Well, who has the time? Yeah. For her? No. Before we sat while we were getting ready for this podcast, you told me, oh my God, have you heard about this John Sina hair implant thing? And I said, no, I haven't. What the hell is the John Sina hair implant thing? Okay, so hold on. To give context, we talked about hair implants while we were in Las Vegas. We sure did. Because, guys, I'm trying to convince Jack's films to get some hair implants. Okay. It's embarrassing. I'm going to buy me some hair. It's embarrassing.

I've been sending him TikToks of those like the people that like shave the top of the head and then they like glue the wig down or the toupee. I'll never do that. And I'm like, look, honey, this could be you, but you play in. I would sooner go to Turkey and get that procedure done than glue hair on my head. And more power to the guys that do that. Anyone, guys and gals, whoever, that's just not my speed. So first off, first off, I would like to also say. that we went to the Backstrip Boys concert in Vegas at the Sphere twice this last weekend.

Friday and Sunday. Aaron has a problem. I love the Backstreet Boys. Yes, there are members that are problematic. This is where I go, la, la, la, la, la, I can't hear you. I can't, la, la, la, la, guys, I can't, okay? I'm living out my 12-year-old dreams and it is better than you can imagine, all right? So talk, okay, let's talk about AJ's hair.

So during one of the like segments of like in between songs. Yes, in between songs. They're like doing a wardrobe change. Somebody like touched AJ's hat and oh, because he was talking about, that's what it was. He was talking about how Kevin. Right. Kevin has the best natural head of hair that anybody's ever seen. And by the way, I've seen in person more than once.

Yeah. Not only at the concert, but I saw him at the Burbank Airport once. And doesn't live up to its name. Oh my God. It's glossy. I hate them. It is glossy and. Kevin, what's your secret?

So, you can tell us. Maturity, sincerity. He's the best of the back. Like, Kevin is the goat. Yeah, yeah. He's the goat. So, AJ mentions Kevin's hair. So AJ mentions Kevin's hair and then somebody touches AJ's hair under his hat and he goes,

hey, hands off, I paid good money for this. He was fully forthcoming and I appreciate that. Me too. Me too. He was fully forthcoming about how he had bought his hair in hair. hair transplant. Because he's like what, 65? What is he? You're so funny. He's like probably like 40 something. How old am I? He's like, he's probably like 48. Yeah. If I had a guess when I was 12. No, maybe not even. Maybe like 46. But so he admits that like, oh yeah, I love his hair. So, so I love these men coming out and

coming clean with their cosmetic procedures. Guys, this is what, because like we all look in these glossy magazines and such and on Instagram and we're like, oh my gosh, blah, blah, blah. Guys, and they're just being so fucking for real saying, yeah, listen, this ain't natural. Don't think it is. Like, I bought this. So John Sina, the headline today about John Sina. Wait, John Sina, the wrestler? John Sina the wrestler.

The financier. He, this is the headline. John Sina says his hair transplant, quote, changed the course of my life. Hmm, go on, Mr. Sina. Well, I didn't read the article, Jack. I told you that. changed the course. I mean, you and I were both headline skimmers.

Yeah. Changed the course of his life. I'm assuming he's saying that if he were bald, nobody would have hired him. He would have become another Batista maybe. But like he's like, well, who wants another Batista? They don't need that. But like instead, he got his hair done. I see what you're saying.

I see what you're saying. And he's probably more successful. All right, fine. I'll fucking read the article. No, don't read the article. No, no, no. That's sorry. Now I'm just thinking about Batista and like, because he's had a pretty successful film

path, but you're saying like Hollywood doesn't need another Batista. They don't need two big bald ex-wrestlers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They just need one. Right. So change the course of his life. Am I quoting that correctly? Uh, yeah, he said.

I do like that it's becoming a more open topic. Same. So, honey. Yes. What were we talking about? We're talking about the hotline now because you sent me something this morning. A text someone had sent in. I did.

I was from the hotline. I was chatting with some. my friends. And by the way, if you don't know, the hotline is Dad Hug Me 10. If you want to text or call into our podcast hotline, it's Dad Hug Me 10. And we got a, we got a spicy little text. We've got a few spicy texts. We have. There was one, guys, I'm not going to lie. There was one that was like, somebody was like, am I the asshole? And they proceed to go on this long, long, long, long, long text. We get a lot of those. I, I'll be honest, I was a little freaked out by the, and I was like, not only do it, I don't know that this is real, but I'm not

even going to acknowledge it because I don't know what to say. Which is a safe bet. That's a safe play. Yeah. But anyway, but most of the time, so long as it's like kind of appropriate and not wildly outrageous, I try to reply and like, I'm very interested. Okay. So we got a text from somebody on the hotline asking for, you know, maybe some advice, some

feedback. But there are some personal details that they included in the text. Yes. One of which was their real name. They specifically said, can you please not use my real name? And I replied, well, what's your alias? Make it fun. And they have asked that we call them Oliver, but with an Australian accent,

because apparently Oliver is like the most popular name in Australia right now. Did you know that? I didn't know that. Why would I know that? Olive. Who would know that besides our texture? Oliver. No. No. No. We've been watching Love Island season six and one of the castmates is Australian. I feel like you can do better. Come on. Get in the car.

Think of it. Oliver. Oliver. Think of Liv. Think of Liv. I can't. I don't know if I can do it. Your horse teeth. Mother fuck out. What is she? Like she's... No, I forgot. Well, we haven't run out there yet. I know. In the rewatch. Um, okay. Um, horse teeth. Oliver. Oliver. Oliver. Oliver. Oliver. Oliver. I don't know, man. Oliver. Oliver. Oliver. Oliver. Okay, so, hi, Aaron. My name is Oliver. And I wanted to know what was the wine of the week. I missed it in this week's episode, by the way. That's why I want to include wine of the week. I don't know, Jack.

What is the wine of the week? Why do you sound dead? Because that's literally when I drink, like, all the time. I have another question. You famously met Jackfilm. They surround my name, by the way, with throw-up emojis, which is kind of cool. You famously met Jackfilm. Recently after you got out of a relationship.

I have recently ended a long-term relationship, but everyone is encouraging me to go out and date again, but it doesn't feel right. Just fucking do it. How did you know it was right to date again? I had to have shared this story, right? I had to have shared this story. With like what, how you got started? Yeah. I was very sad.

I was dating this guy for like six months. We'll call him Sherman. His name was not Sherman, Bullcott, Sherman. Sherman was seven years older than me. Was he a friend of Oliver? No, he didn't have friends. Just kidding. But no, in my book, he fell off a cliff of night.

He was seven years older than me. I was the first relationship. I was 25. He was 32. Man. I was the first relationship he had been in since calling off his wedding and engagement. Big yikes. Apparently that's, you know, don't date people who do that.

Like, so I was very sad about this, though. I had high hopes because I thought he was older. He was more mature. I had met his family. I met his friends. Like, I had very high hopes for like the prospect of this relationship. And I think it's like, that's the thing about breakups is that a lot of the time, it feels like you've lost the person.

And a lot of, like, that is obviously the case. But you also lose like the hope and excitement. that like you think you are going to have with the relationship. And I feel like that's like maybe even more so what's like the most depressing part of. It's like a few deaths. Yeah. Like it's not only the death of like, well, now I have to change my entire daily routine. Yeah.

Where I used to like talk to this person and check in with it, whatever. But like and then it's like and now I'm left with this gaping hole of like, okay, what do I fill that with? Yeah. But I also have this gaping hole of like all those thoughts and hopes I had an excitement about the future. Anyway. No, that's very well put. So I was in a bad spot mentally.

Like not like, bear with, I wasn't like that bad. But like I was just sad. I was very sad. And I had an apartment in downtown Philly at the time. I was living alone. And I had kind of temporarily. And it was like right around the holidays too. So, because it was December, obviously.

And so I had kind of. temporarily like moved back to the suburbs not like officially but like I just like packed a bag and lived with my parents for a few weeks during the holidays and it was just made being alone a little easier because like I just wasn't alone but I was still like not eating but drinking a bottle of wine that was like that was my I was just surviving on wine and one night I drank too much wine and commented on this fucking random person's Facebook page and then all of a sudden he DMs me and he's like, want to meet up? What you doing?

And we've been stuck together ever since. You up? Anyway. So, but here on, here's the thing. I had commented on your shit. You DM me and I panic because I am like, oh my God, what have I done? Are you thinking I'm not ready for this? I, like what was going through your head when I messaged you?

That's really funny. What was I thinking? What was I panicked about? Because here you are like kind of fresh from a pretty bad breakup. Yeah, I think. I was still a little hung up on this other dude. Clearly. I didn't know you.

Yeah. So I was like, what is happening? It just, and I think I was like, yeah, I guess I was probably like, not even scared, but just like, I'm hung up. What am I going to get at? Like, what am I going to get from hanging out with this rando? And I went to work the next day. Yeah.

And my work bestie, Bree, I love her. She, I like, tell her the whole thing. and she's like, what do you have to lose? Like, just meet up with that. Who gives it fuck? Like, she was like, there's nothing to lose. Just like, go hang out. Glad you listened to your friend that day.

So anyway, I would suggest I recognize you're in pain, you're feeling stuff, but like, the only way you're going to distract yourself in the first place is to like go do things that maybe you one wouldn't normally do. Yeah, absolutely. That just feel a little foreign that way. like you're just out of your pattern. Like so and it just kind of like, I think new is good.

Body confusion and like, yeah, you're hung up, but they don't need to know that. Also true. And like, I don't know. Just go experience some shit. That's what I would say. Yeah, I wouldn't necessarily say like you have to go out and start dating right now. Yeah, I don't, I wouldn't suggest that.

I know you're saying everyone around you's encouraging you to go out and date again and you say it doesn't feel right. Then under no, like, I don't think you should go out and date. Like, you shouldn't set out to date for the purpose of dating. Yeah. I do think you absolutely should, like, go out with friends. Go out more. Period.

Seriously. Like, that's helped me in bad breakups and, you know, lousy relationship situations. Like, just going out with friends, people that you enjoy the company of and trying new things, not necessarily dating, but like, yeah. If someone invites you to something that you would normally say no to, say yes, try. it because it just like new is good yeah just fucking do anything different to like get your mind off things that's the most important part that's my feedback and at some point you'll meet the person right for you and and this is why there's a ceiling singing telegram man at the door waiting for you jack film new is

good and i just need you to keep that mindset why happy 10th episode why do they all wear shirts saying divorce on them you know what yellow yellow yellow yellow yellow Hello. Okay. All right. Honey. I want it to be time. You want a quiz?

I want it to be time. Okay. Also, thank you, Olivia. That sounds like Olivia. Try again. Olivier. I forgot that it was like Oliver, but I almost like went French and said Olivier.

That's not right. Oliver, thank you so much. Nope. For your suggestion and texting into that. The hotline. That was five different acts. Thank you. Thank you.

Is that how Australian say thank you? They go, thank you. And we hope to hear from you again soon. Thank you again. I thought mine was bad. Thank you, Olivia. Honey. Yes.

Erin? Yes. Oliver. Oliver. And Olivia. And Olivia and all listeners. I have a quiz for you. Jack.

Who wrote this? this quiz. I did. Jack, we're on the 10th episode. Is this the first quiz you've written? For this season, I think so. No. No, incorrect.

The return episode, episode one of season two, I wrote that quiz. Yeah, and that quiz sucked. You did not like that quiz. That quiz was awful. It was, um, is this a Robert Frost poem or Fallout Boy song or a Panic of the Disco song? Boring. No, it was not boring. It was actually ingenious, but.

Wait, hold on. Work harder. YouTube isn't a real job. Keep going. Did you hold on just insult me? No, not even a tangent. Just like, wait, hold on. Or not like, you know who they're married to?

You know who they're dating? No. Fuck you. You just like interrupted me to insult me and then say continue. That's right. What an asshole. Can't wait to do that to you. All right, honey, how well do you know your movie quotes?

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Wait, are they my movies or are they your movies? If they're my movies, I would like to think I know them pretty well. But if they're your movies, I don't know shit. I don't know shit about shit. So, AFI, the American Film Institute, they had 100 movie quotes to celebrate 100 years of cinema and movies and AFI, whatever that is, American Film Institute, whatever that means. And they have, they ranked like the top 100 movie quotes of all time.

I haven't seen, like, I've never seen the. Godfather? I've never seen Scarface. I haven't seen these. I know movies like fucking Big Daddy where you're mad at your dad, not at me. I forgive you. Those are the types of movie quotes I know, okay? I don't know like, ba-da-bada-boom. I don't know that shit. Here's what we're going to do. I've picked out a select few of these quotes, these memorable, classic timeless quotes, Aaron, from the last hundred years of cinema. I'm going to read out the quote and leave one word, phrase blank. You have to fill in the blank. And for an extra bonus point, tell me the name of the movie it's from. Okay. Are you ready? No, but it's fine. That's fine. Listeners, are you ready? Oh,

good. Here we go. Are these movies I've at least seen? Some of them are. Diabolical. Some of them are. Look. Lazy. Here's a softball. Ready? Ready. I'll have what she's having. Good. Correct. What's that from? Harry met Sally? How Harry and Sally? Harry. It's from Harry and Sally. How Harry met Sally? So close. Wait, wait, wait. Harry met Sally.

How Harry met Sally? Try again. Why Harry met Sally? Try again. Did Harry meet Sally? Harry meet Sally. No, stop. But Harry and Sally.

It's when Harry met Sally. Wait, I was on the fucking, I was doing. But you're. going away from it. Who, how? And you never, and you never went back. You were like,

no, I'm pretty sure it's Harry and Sally. I know this one. Wait, I've only seen, I've seen that movie once like 15 years ago. No, you saw that with me like two years ago. Maybe last year. Yeah, yes. No, did I fall asleep?

Probably. Yeah. See? See? See? All right, how about this one? How about this one? Okay.

Wait, how many are there? Not a lot. Well, you can't, you. 50. So. No, really. How many are there? A few dozen.

Okay, okay, because I just want to make sure I'm trying to keep my ratio up. Yeah. So I'm, the more questions, the less I have to like, like, I'm like, all right, I can, I can get one wrong. That's fine. Harry and Sally. But if there's only 10 questions, guys, I had to take this training at work yesterday. I did okay.

I passed. I got a certificate at the end, but they did. Oh, like a child. Congrats. Yeah, they did do quizzes in the middle. And I'm not going to lie. there were some that I was like, I'm a little disappointed myself that I did not get that right. Anyway, no, there's going to be a lot of that tonight. Okay, here you go. I'm going to read you the quote,

fill in the blank. Sometimes the blank is a word. Sometimes the blank is a few words. Okay. Sometimes it's a noise. All right. What quote is that from? A dumb and dumber. Oh, good. Okay. That's good. Is it the most annoying sound in the world? Uh-huh. Okay. Here's the quote. Hello. My name is Enigo Mentoia. Oh, I know. You killed my father, blank. Now you must die. Now I'm going to kill you. Now. Jesus. I thought that was an easy one.

You're kind of close. Now. Now. Wait, say it again. Say it again. Say it again. Okay. Hello.

My name is Enigo Mentoia. You killed my father. Blank. Killed my father. And now you must die. It's three words. Now you die. Prepare to die.

Prepare to die. Prepare to die. I was close. I know the guy. I follow him on TikTok. You do know the guy. Mandy pantit pantankin. Patankin.

Pantsinkin. Pants and Ken. Pantan. Mandy Pantan. He's funny. He's a good, like, ornery old man now. It's great. It's him and his wife.

I think her name is Catherine. Uh, and their son. Who's he married to, honey? Their son. Asked no one. Like, records them doing just normal shit. It's actually very charming and sweet. It is.

It is. Because they're a lovely, like, old couple that's like. I think I can spell his name more than I can pronounce his name. I want to say it's P. A. N. T-A-N. Wait, P-A-T-A-N-K-I-N or P-A-N-T-A-N-K-I-N. Honey, what movie is that from, that quote? The Princess Bride? Yes. Wow.

I've seen that movie once. Maybe, Tony. I want to say once. I'm going to tell you, I think it's overrated. Unbelievable. I did not think it was that charming. We're good. That one, I actually do like. I think this is what happens to me though. You tell me something is amazing. I expect amazing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You tell me it's amazing and I see a regular-ass movie. What the fuck? It also was not part of my childhood. And I think a lot of people have a nostalgia for that movie. I don't have that. I saw that very late. Like, I saw that as like a teen, like a late teen.

Oh, I saw maybe in college after college. Yeah. Like I was an adult. That's too. Yeah. There's some fun scenes and sword. fights and such, but I understand. Okay, honey, fill in the blank. Okay. The first rule of fight club is blank. There are no rules. Um, the first rule of fight club is you don't talk about fight club.

Holy shit. Congratulations. Is it word for word? Just about, yeah, you do not talk about flight. Yeah, you don't, yeah, that's, you got it right. Uh, what movie is that from? Fight Club. Starring, two for two. Bride Pitt and Edward Norton and based on a book by Chuck Poloniac. Listen to you. Okay. All right. You knew that one. Here you go, honey. Fill in the blank. Leave the gun. Take the blank.

Lickrish. The licorice? No, candy. Why am I getting, I'm having an image in my head. Describe the image. It's something funny. It's something cutesy. Jurassic Park.

I'm going to tell you the movie. No, wait. Hold on. Hold on. Leave the gun, take the marshmallows. You're kind of on the right track. See, I'm like, I don't know how I know. I feel like it's like fun.

It's a fun line in a movie. movie that's not really fun. Fun is not what you would call the movie. What is, was that a godfather theme that you did? Okay, I didn't know the theme. That was a guess. That's the godfather. You know how I probably know that. Yeah. Tom Hanks from You've Got Mail. Hey, totally right. Go to the mattresses. Right. Go to the mattresses. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, like Thursday, Wednesday, Thursday, Wednesday, Wednesday, went. Yeah, whatever. So, so what's another thing he says. Guys, watch You've Got Mail. It's so good. Holds up. I mean, it holds up. I mean, it holds up. except if you're like a child of the internet and you're like, what the fuck is AOL?

It is one of my favorite, like, oh, I probably watch it a few times a year. I love it so much. Leave the gun. Leave the gun. Take the sausages. It's, okay, so think like. Lazzania. Is it a food? It's an Italian food. Canoli. Yes. I fucking knew it. It's totally, I knew it. It's totally something Tom Hanks says. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it has to be. Quoting this movie. There is no other way I would know that quote. He's like, what, you never seen The Godfather? You go to the mattresses.

Right. Guys, it's like a very cute little, not even subplot, but like tiny little throwaway and you've got mail. But I've seen you've got mail. Fuck, I don't know, probably 50 times. So I have, if not 100, if not 300. Who knows? Spoiler warning.

There are zero you've got male quotes in this quiz. Oh, I know that movie so well. But we have some other fun ones. And there are some other quotes that you will know very well, but I don't want to give that to you yet. Fill in the blank, Aaron. Yippie Kayae. Yipikayo, motherfucker. That's from Dexter.

I feel like you're confusing. Is it Yippie Kayo motherfucker? It's just motherfucker. It's just Yipi Kaya motherfucker. Is that from the movie Speed? Oh, you're very close. It's not speed. Die hard.

Yeah, there you go. I saw that for the first time. A couple of Christmases ago, I think, right? Maybe like two Christmases ago? Yeah. One, not a Christmas movie. Two, not a good movie. Don't know why people like care that much about Die Hard or that there's like 18 sequels.

I'm going to say diehard's a little overrated. I'm not going to lie. Thank you. Yeah. Bucking finally validated. Having seen that. But I would also say, I bet you I only know that quote from another movie. Oh, sure.

There's no way. I mean, you didn't even know it. No. Like, you knew a version of it. Yeah. Epic. It be Kayo, motherfucker. There's no way I actually know that quote.

I'll bet you'll know a lot of these from like parodies of movies or references. Like you've got mail one was a beautiful example. Like you'll never fucking see the godfather. No. But you'll know that line forever from you've got mail. Yeah. I would say, okay. So I'm not going in an order.

I'm just kind of going back and forth. Okay. Fill in the blank, Aaron. I'm just one stomach flew away from. My goal weight. Exactly. And what movie is that from, Aaron? Fuck, hold on.

Really? Just one stomach flew away from my goal weight. Is it like the Devil Wars Prada? It's not like the Devil Wars Prada. Yes. Well done. Well done. I love the Devil Wars Prada.

And that's the last movie that you'll like on this list. But actually that's not true. No, that's not true. Guys, this is your homework. You've got mail. Devil Wars Prada now. Mandatory viewing list. Nasson

fill in the blank, Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to blank. Seduce me. Wow. And that is the graduate. Holy shit, Aaron. And I also only know that quote from parodies.

What parodied the graduate that you've seen? American Pie. Oh, really? With Stifler's mom. Is there a scene? Like, I know, I know that's where Milve comes from. Yes.

That's really fun. I got to, okay. I know I rewatch that movie with you like one or two years ago. Yeah. But I don't remember that scene where they reference the fucking graduate that's really funny it's uh when i'm pretty sure when shipbrick is with stifler's mom at the very end and they're in a pool room maybe yeah yeah yeah i believe that's what's happening yes honey fill in the

blank just when i thought i was out they blank put me back in the closet just when i thought i was out out isn't gay do you want a context clue no hold on and give you the movie give me the movie The Godfather, part three. Fucking Christ. Part three. They dragged me back in. Very close. They pull me back in.

That's stupid. Yeah. That quote sucks. It's a great quote. Do better. You suck. Fill in the blank. I am serious and don't call me blank.

Shirley. How do you know that one? Parodies. But the movie itself is a parody. What's the movie? Airplane? Yeah, airplane. I've never seen an airplane.

You should see at least two. Airplane and Naked Gun. Everybody fucking knows the show. Shirley line. All right. All right. I'm impressed with that. I'm impressed with your confidence there. Here you go. Fill in the blank. This is a little harder. We'll always have blank. Each other. Good guess. Hold on. We'll always have Paris. Yes. What's that from? No, it's called Harry and Sally. Sleepless in Seattle. No. Really? No. Now you're just funny with me. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, don't tell me. Don't tell me.

Isn't it? It's a, it's a love story, though. Yes. We'll always have Paris. Yes. Is it starring Billy Crystal? No Billy Crystal. Fuck. Think older. Older. Yes. Much older.

Casa Blanca. Yes. There you go. I rule. Jack, where is Costa Blanca? Who can say? Isn't that in Africa? Where in Africa?

Northern part of Africa. Oh, it's a country? It's, I think it's a city in a country. Where's Casablanca, Jack? It's somewhere northern Africa. Do you know? Morocco. Morocco?

Morocco? That is in Africa. Yes, Jack. Yeah, I know. Everyone knows that. Fill in the blank. Frankly, my dear. I don't give a damn.

Gone with the wind. Woo! Great movie. Great movie. Also one that we've rewatched in the last year. Mm-hmm. Such a good movie. You would agree.

Entertainment. It is like four hours long. It has an intermission. There is an intermission. It is very entertaining the entire four hours. It is. You're captivated by it. Yeah.

It's a lot. Grand Vistas. And you kind of want to. to see where it goes. Like, the older you get, the more, or I, you, me, the older I get, the more I appreciate, like, war stories. Because I was the neo. I didn't know that. I think that younger, I'm such a spoiled little basic bitch.

I think younger me, the same way it was with the pandemic, everything was like, that would never happen to us. Oh my God, it's like 2020. That only happens to like old people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That only happens to people with like without medicine. So you're having an appreciation. Yeah, I think you have an appreciation. Yeah, I think there's an appreciation.

And it's why we must never repeat ourselves. Well, that's the hope. I just, yeah, I think the older I get, the more I realize, like, oh my God, these were real humans that like went through literal like starvation. Right. And where they were like, they had horses that like died on them. And they like couldn't get like, oh my God. Anyway, great movie.

Speaking of horses, people have bad luck with horses in that movie. Yes, they do. Yes, they do. Spoilers. R-I-P Bonnie Blue. Mm-hmm. And the dad, too, right? Or not the Dad.

And the Dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like Paw. Just like Paw. Forget it, Jake. It's Blank. Jilling Hall. Stupid.

Jake? Who the fuck is Jake? From State Farm? Forget it, Jake from State Farm. It's blank. Jake? Jake. Jake?

Forget it, Jake. It's over. Okay, so Jake? Forget it, Jake. We're donezo. That's a good guess. Okay. Jake is played by Jack Nicholson, if that helps you at all.

No, his name is not Jake Nicholson. Okay, that doesn't help me. Okay, think of an old movie with Jack Nicholson. The Shining. Forget it. Forget it. Forget it. It's the Shining.

It's haunted. Ooh, that's a really good guess. Forget it, Jake. It's a maze. Forget it, Jake. We ran out of whiskey decades ago. Forget it, Jake. That typewriter stopped working.

Okay, it's not the shining. Shut up. So the blank is the name of the movie, though. The blank is the name of the movie. The graduate. Forget a Jake. It's the graduate. Wait, oh, is it like, forget it.

It's the name of the movie? That's what I'm saying. Yes. The blank is the name of the movie. The fly. You're not going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it.

Don't tell me. Don't tell me. Okay. Forget it, Jake. It's, it, do they say it, the, it's the blank? No, there's no the. Is the movie the blank? Nope.

Oh, it's just blank. And it's a location. It's a place. Jurassic Park. Forget it, Jake. It's Jurassic Park. Forget it, Jake. One word.

Casablanca. That's honestly the closest you're going to get. Oh, wait, don't tell me. Okay. Wait, give me another hint. Give me another hint. Okay. So the blank is the name of the movie.

It's a location. Is it in the United States? It is. It's like a town within a town. Hollywood. Very, very close. Hollywood land. Keep going.

It's not Hollywood. No, no, but like you're thinking in the right track. So it's not like Los Angeles, but like a neighborhood. L-A-X. Neighborhood. Forget it, Jake. You're never catching your plane on time. It's L-A-X.

Shit, I watch that movie. Actually, no, I wouldn't. That's triggering. That would trigger the fuck out of me. Never mind. What's like a little neighborhood? Little Italy. Uh-huh.

What's another one? Little Korea. Keep going. Town. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. What's another one? There's no little in front of it, but like what's another one?

Brooklyn. Manhattan. Stay in L.A. Oh, we're in L.A. Okay. Okay. I think we're in L.A. Northridge.

Can I just tell you? No. Okay. It is town at the end. Do you know where this town is? No. Jack, your geography is abysmal. It ends in the word town.

It's showbiz town. Chinatown. Hey, first try, Chinatown. That's right. Are we sure it takes place in L.A.? No, I'm going to double check. There's a Chinatown in almost every major city. That is true.

I don't even know that there is a Chinatown in L.A. I think about San Francisco. The film Chinatown is primarily set in 1930s, Los Angeles. I know Korea Town. I know a lot of town. I don't know L.A.'s Chinatown. Now you know. Wow. Stupid. Keep going. Give me another. I'm going to give you another.

Here's looking at you, Blank. Kid. Hey, which one? I only know that because of the holiday. I was going to say, yeah, it's not even a parody, just like referenced in other movies. Yeah. Here's another one that may have been referenced in one of your other movies you like. This is the beginning of a beautiful...

Friendship. Wow. Yes. I feel like most of these are quotes from like the Animaniacs or something. Like, this is so dumb. They did parody Casablanca. Yeah. This is what I mean.

Like, I'm like, there's only reason I know any of these quotes is from other movies and cartoons. Other movies, parodies, and cartoons. All right, all right. Let's move on. This is a movie from the 90s, okay? Okay. They may take our lives, but they'll never take blank. Our guns.

No hesitation. Is that not it? It's not it, but it's very funny. Okay. So. Dignity. Close. Oh.

They may take our lives. Character. Keep going. They'll never take our, another clue, our and then another word. They'll never take our future. Respect. Ferver. Freedom.

Freedom. Freedom. I was going to say that. Ferver? Ferrer? Aaron. Who says fervor? I was going to.

You nerd? Ferver's a great SAT words. It is. But leave it in the SATs. How when I, leave that shit in high school. Do you know what fervor is, Jack? I actually not sure I do. You don't know.

Is that like energy? Is that like a gumption? Gumshit. When I think about it's like, it's like what I, when I go on a warpath, like I, so guys. With great fervor. Just so that you know, I am a little bit of a person like, like when I get passionate about something, I fucking. What?

Fucking passionate. And as a former coworker of mine said, I go on war paths where I make it like I, I have tunnel vision in trying to accomplish one thing. Anyway, when I think of fervor, I think of that. I have tenacity. And I'll say. Yeah. Hey, honey, fill in the blank.

Okay. We're winding down here, but fill in the blank. Okay. Greed, for lack of a better word, is blank. Inevitable? Mm, good guess. A profound guess, but not the right guess. Greed for lack of a better word is evil.

No, it's actually the exact opposite. Greed, for lack of a better word, is power. No. What's like the opposite of evil? Is this from Wall Street? It is from Wall Street. Good for you. Oh, my God.

I just like, what, what is. Greed, Wall Street. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. I win. Yeah. And you never seen Wall Street, right? Never seen Wall Street. I actually don't think I've ever seen a parody of Wall Street either. Greed is everything. What's the opposite of evil?

Good. Good. Greed is good. Oh. It's often misquoted as greed is good. But apparently the full quote is, creed for lack of a better word, is good. Oh, no, it's not. I disagree, Jack. Well, the person who says it isn't exactly the hero of the fucking movie. We have to read Adam Smith's capitalism. Like, there's a sense. There's a second part that everybody forgets where capitalism is good unless unchecked by greed or with greed or for whatever the fuck. Who's Adam Smith? He is the father of capitalism.

I didn't know that. Yeah. No shit. Yeah. He was John's brother. John Smith? Mm-hmm. Wow.

Small world. Disney, where's that movie? in 16007. I never saw that movie. Oh, Aaron's never seen Pocahontas. I always forget that. All right, last one. You're never going to get it.

Okay. What we've got here is a failure to blank. Launch. Storing Matthew McConaughey. Great film. And Sarah Jessica Parker. Congratulations. 100% aced it.

Apollo 13. A failure to Apollo 13. Wait, hold on. I was guessing the movie. Okay. What we've got here is a failure to... Blank. Operate?

No. Adhere? No. Failure to fail. I'm just gonna... That's a good guess. Communicate. That's stupid.

From Cool Hand Luke. That's the fucking dumbest fucking quote ever. Why the fuck is that an important quote? I mean it. I'm like, yeah. I say that. I literally say that on a daily fucking basis. I say what we've got here.

I mean, I do it a little less man. But I go, wow, that was a fucking failure to communicate. Like every fucking day. Every fucking day. Welcome to the working world, people. So you admit, you do quote it. No. What I'm saying is that even a basic little bitch says that every fucking day.

Why is that on whatever IGNs, whatever, top 100. IGN. So fucking dumb. That pisses me off. That was a horrible way to end the quiz. And you know what? Just for that. Wake up people, it's horoscope time.

Is it still Leo season? It's, yeah, it's still Leo season. God bless the Leo's. Until fucking, like August 20th or something. Well, honey, tell us our horoscope. All right, well, we have to channel the spirits a little first, okay? Do you need help from me? I need a little help from you because I got there a little bit of the way, but I need a lot more.

I like you help, sure. There are some gaps in my visions and I could just use some help. I don't have that problem, but okay. Okay. Jack, could you tell me the number of times you read your own tweets per day? Be honest. I will be honest. This is truth.com social, okay?

Three. Do you really? Yeah. Do you really? You go back and reread your own tweets? No, I thought it meant like as I post them and then reread to like make sure like proof read. But you mean like go back at my old.

old tweets and read them? Yeah. How many times per day do you do that? That's less often. That's not true though because you check likes and retweets and shit. You go back and reread some shit. Not all the time. On a daily basis, it doesn't happen a lot. I'll say one.

Once per day. So maybe it's better if we say 31 times per month. Ooh, let's do that. Sure. So just for clarity purposes. I don't think we're on the same page here. So the number of times. you read your own tweets per month is 31?

I don't, it's no, let's dial that back. Let's dial that number down and say like 10. Not even 10, but I'll say 10. How often would you say you do go back and reread some of your own tweets? Not that, I'd rather go back on like likes tweets that made me laugh from other people that I've liked rather than reread my own tweets. That number is like five times a month. Go back on my own slash old tweets.

tweets. Okay, but for clarity purposes, so then you would say the number of times you read your own tweets is how many? Five per month. Five times per month. Five times per month. Do you ever laugh at your own tweets when you do read them? I don't laugh out loud, but every once in a while I'll be like, oh, I used to be funny. What happened? Okay, that's good. Yeah. I wish I insane enough to literally go back to like yesterday and make myself laugh out loud with my own tweets. That would be quite the gift. Can I have the number of times you have Googled yourself in the last month? I don't like this horoscope format. In the last month? In the last month, how many times have you Googled yourself? Maybe like twice. When you do Google yourself, what are you

looking for? Usually just to find like a social handle somewhere that I'm too lazy to like go to Instagram. I want to make sure like, oh, what, is it, is it at Jack's Films or slash Jack's Films? And I just type Jack's Films and one of the first few social links that pops up is what I'm looking for. But you Google yourself on a regular occasion? No, not on a regular occasion. But like twice per month, would you say? Yes, in the last month. Would you say on average, you Google yourself twice per month? Sure, twice per month. Sure, fuck it. Why not? Okay. Have you ever found anything that surprised you? Nothing's coming to mind. Okay. When was the last time you read? read your Wikipedia.

It's actually been a minute. Have you ever submitted like edits? I don't think so. I don't think I've ever edited or changed my own. Have you ever seen something that was incorrect on the wiki? Maybe like an inaccurate like number, like an outdated number or total number of like followers or something. But like, does that bother you?

No. I'm trying like there's never been a wrong fact. I don't think there's been something where I go, well, that's just not true. I don't think. If it said that you were a history major, would you submit a request to, did you? change your Wikipedia? Much more likely I would screencap it and tweet that going. That's not true.

And then you'd be community noted. And the note would say, according to Wikipedia, it is true. Okay. Last time I Wikipediaed myself was at least a year ago. Okay. What's the number of times you've shot your pants? I don't like this horoscope. So I just told a mentalist in Vegas that I was with a childhood friend many, many, many years

ago where I laughed so hard I shat myself. So there's one. That's one time. I think that's the one and only time I've shot my pants. You've only shot yourself once. Yes. Have you ever sharded yourself? No. You've never sharded. Well, I think, I think that was a shart. That was a sharp. But you've never sharded besides that. Yes. That's crazy. It's really not. It kind of is. Sharting is not a common phenomenon. Uh, it's common enough that it's like, comment like it's, I think that people go through life having sharded. I think, shart, no, I think it's just a silly term that not a lot of people have actually ever done. I sharded once when I was in middle or high school. No, middle. I'm going to say middle school. Okay. What is a seemingly simple task that you have trouble doing? Apparently sharding,

because I just haven't done it. Like, no. A seemingly simple task that I have trouble doing. Um, whistling's one. Okay. So you can't whistle. Right. Can you give us a try right now? I don't know that I assume this is part of the horoscope. It is. Yeah, I don't know that I believe you. You can Can't whistle. I'm wetting my lips. That was one of the quotes I almost got today from a film. You know how to whistle, don't you? You just pucker your lips and blow.

It's not funny. No, it's AFI's top 100. And that's a horrible quote. That's the dumbest quote I've ever heard. All right, here we go. I'm going to whistle my favorite tune. Okay, we're done now. Can't whistle.

What else can't you do? So much. I could feel a plan. Do you know how to tie your shoes? I know. This might shock you, but yes, Aaron. I know how to tie my shoes. That does shock me.

I don't know how to cook very well. Like, I'm a terrible cook. I don't know anything about cooking. What's the number of times you've shaved your back hair? Wait, me or had someone do it? Both? Because I can't do it alone.

I've never done it alone. Okay, then I guess the number of times you've had your back hair shaved for you? I'd say like maybe 10. 10? Yeah, I think 10's an accurate number. Gross. Thanks, baby. What is your best friend's middle name?

This is me. This is really. mean. Oh, man. Man, do you even have a best friend? I mean, I'm thinking of Darren and... You don't know his middle name? I forgot. I'm a bad friend. I forgot to get back to him. I don't know his middle name. Fail. What is the lowest grade you've ever received on any assignment, test, class, anything? Let's say a, I think D. What did you get a D in? I don't remember, but I think I got a D. There was one time in college where I completely misunderstood a reading that I had to do. You?

Misunderstanding? Reading people? Wow. Believe it. Crazy. I know. A near impossibility, one might say. But I think I got a, I feel like I got a D in something.

So let's say D. What's the last book you read? The title. Can I say House of Leaves? No. I didn't finish. You got to page 15. That does not count.

Fuck. All right. Hold on. Aaron, I don't remember the last book I read because I read so many. Right. Hold on. Okay. How about the last book I enjoyed was like the-

No, no, no. The last book you read, that's what it is. And I'm just going to write down fail. Okay. So you've now failed two questions. That's fine. What's the name of a YouTuber that you have unsubscribed from? This is the meanest horoscope.

The meanest fucking horoscope. I'm going to say Mr. Beast. You unsubscribed from him? Well, I never sub. But like, he has enough. No, he has enough. He has too many. He wouldn't notice.

Wow. There goes our monthly chocolate supply. God damn it. Oh, my gosh. Okay. Give me the name of somebody that is conventionally attractive that you find unattractive. Okay. That's a much more fun one.

Where have these been? The name of, by the way, good work on this, honey. This is very spicy. Thank you. At my expense. Thank you. Conventionally attractive. Hmm.

Who's a Mr. Robot? Oh, Rami Mollock. Do people find him attractive? I think maybe. Than him. What do you find unattractive about Rami Mollick? His sunken eyes, I guess. I mean, I don't want to say what I find, but it's sunken his eyes.

Okay. That's why we're here. Brilliant actor. I don't know. Is he brilliant? Have you seen Mr. Robot or anything that he's been in? No, but he's a brilliant actor. Uh-huh.

Okay. All right. Tell me something. You've lied to your parents. about. Okay. I was going I was going to drive a considerable

amount to meet up with this girl just, you know, to meet up with her for a date. Where were you going? Oh. How old were you? I was either late teens or very early 20s. We were going, I think we're going to see a movie, but like she lived like an hour and a half away for me.

Oh my God. And we were going to meet. meet up halfway like go somewhere. Uh-huh. And my parents totally knew, but I told them like, I'm going to. You know they checked the odometer. They had to have, right? So here's what happened.

I know I would have. Oh, okay, okay. And I had previously told him I'm going to, I was going to go see a movie with a guy friend of mine. We're going to go see Grand Turismo. And they were like, he doesn't have any friends. Later, my mom comes in. We know that's a lie.

My mom comes in and she's like, hey, Jack, are you actually, are you actually meeting up with this guy. Wait, how'd they know? How'd they know? I don't know. But hold on. Do you think they were reading your texts? I don't know how they would have. There was a point in time where cell phone carriers used to actually send with the bill. The actual text? The actual text. No shit. Yes. Maybe. But like my mom comes in and says, are you actually going to this movie with this guy? And I go, yeah. And that made me feel so guilty that I ended up going to that movie with that guy. No, shut up. And making those new plans whilst canceling on the, yeah, I'll drive 45 minutes to

middle of fucking nowhere to meet up with this chick. Yeah, guilt, man. Parent guilt. It works. Next week, we're going to bring that back up because I want a lie that you got away with. Okay. Okay, okay. What's the name of your favorite dog?

Tripwit. You know what? I'm going to play that when we have Klondex funeral march. That's fucking. That's fucked. Okay. And I'll be like, this is why you didn't deserve the best dog. Okay.

What's your favorite dog? Klondike. Wow. So you have a favorite. Yes. That literally means you're evil. No. She and I are soulmates.

We telepathically speak to one another. You know that. Like, we leave the house open and all of a sudden, I'm in, I'm in a different room. And who do you think comes tic, tick, tick, tick, tick in just to hang out with me? Yeah. She doesn't want to hang out with you. Oh, never. She wants to hang out with me.

Okay. What's next on the horoscope? All right. Last but not least. Oh, boy. Give me the number of times you farted today approximately. 30. Do you think you farted 30 times?

No, let's say like 20. You farted 20 times? You think you farted 20 times? Totally. Yeah. I'm a growing boy. You farted 20 times today. Totally.

Really? Absolutely. Actively? Probably, yeah. Knowingly? Yeah. Wow. Nothing wrong with the little.

crop dust and it's fine. Wow. Okay. All right. There were two failures, but we are ready for this week's horoscope. Do I get to read it? You get to read it. No way. All right. This is it? Yeah. Read it. All right. Leo. I'm feeling generous this week, Leo's. That's why I've gifted you the experience of that. That's why I've gifted you. That's why I've gifted you. you the experience of having Jack admit a bunch of embarrassing shit about himself and joy. I'm looking at this tiny-ass paragraph and I'm like, wait, that's not how MadLips goes. Oh, that was awesome. Oh, that was awesome.

Even earlier today, earlier today, Aaron was like, Jack, what's a synonym for generous? You didn't even use it. You didn't even use it. Holy shit. Okay, now I want that divorce telegram. Yellow, yellow, yellow, yellow. You're out. Oh, my God, that was really mean.

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