Erin is the Funny One - Is Jack Actually A Meme Expert

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

Erin designs a quiz JUST for Jack, who claims to be a meme expert. Can she stump him with incredibly niche meme trivia? Or will his useless knowledge of all things internet make her even madder?! Also, Erin finds herself in some minor Tiktok drama. Follow Erin and Jack on Instagram:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/2toesup/?hl=en⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/jacksfilms/?hl=en⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ To watch Erin Is The Funny One on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@jackisanerd⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/erinisthefunnyone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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please sit and stretch steep flip or that and enjoy via rail love the way welcome back to Aaron

is the funny one I am the Scottish man who narrates Love Island and you are yeah who am Wow, I'm just, I'm more... Impressed? You're impressed?

I'm a little impressed. Not just at your really good Scottish narrator impression, but also just the initiative you took of starting us. It's usually the onus is on Mias. Well, I got bored with you, so I was like, all right, can we get this show on the road? Yikes. Let's go. So it's a new episode of Aaron is the funny one.

It's our seventh episode of season two. Of season two. We have much to discuss, much to do. I know I want to, I do want to talk about some TikTok tea. But first. And everybody, oh my gosh, I have my own. Am I the asshole by explaining my TikTok tea? Because I am a little like, it's a little like personal to me.

Like the most like 17th party related, not a thing. But like, anyway. I'm intrigued because I have no idea what you're talking about. Okay. So I want to get into that. But first, honey, before the ice melts, we have to talk about wine of the week this week. This is another. Are we the asshole segment?

Because we are in fact not drinking wine as part of the wine of the week. Yeah. Listeners, viewers were mixing it up. Instead of a wine per se, we're doing root beer and rum. I think, so first off. Mixing it up entirely. It's sugar-free A&W root beer. Yeah.

I'm convinced. I think Jack just wanted to do this because of his fear of calories. Be honest. Honestly, it all started with, I had a hankering for something sweet, a craving for a sweet soda. I don't drink sodas very often. I drink them like every day. And you had, you had this little six pack of A&W root beers. And I thought, oh, that could be cool.

Instead of wine of the week, let's just mix a little alky haul with that. So we got some Cat Morgan white rum. Nothing fancy. If you are on YouTube, you can see a little pick of it. Jack, what's your take? I haven't tasted it yet. Well, cheers me, bud, babe. That was a mix between love and baby.

It just, Bub. Cheers me, Bub. Oh, that's not bad. That's not bad at all. Yeah, I can't even taste the rum. It's really good. God, God. Uh-oh.

We are the assholes. Yeah, we are the assholes. No, it's really refreshing. It's a nice, I'll say this. Really nice summer's drink. Sure. It's a really nice summer drink on a summer's night is what I was trying to say. Sure.

And our air conditioner is currently broken. Right. So it's hot as hell in here. So it's hitting really nice because it's nice and cool. We got that nice. nugget ice, just those little pellets. So it's just it, you know, you can crunch on something, but it's just very cool. So if you're looking for a nice summertime drink, if you're feeling a little warm, root beer and just a little, what, what is that? Like an ounce, an ounce of rum.

I don't know. What, is it a shot glass full? Because that's an ounce and a half. It's not a shot full. It's just one ounce. It's one ounce. So it's less than one shot. It's less than one drink, Jack. Yes, I guess so. One, what's the word jigger? But I I think it, well, I don't know what the exact measurement. Like a mixer. I thought that was an ounce and a half, but maybe it is an ounce. No, that's just an ounce. Because I've measured that out for my own little recipes.

And that is strictly one ounce. Generally speaking, Jack, yes. The jigger is supposed to be used as a one ounce measurement when you are combining more than one alcohol. I'm pretty short because one one serving of liquor is one and a half ounces. Okay. A standard serving.

should say. So that's why we can't taste the rum. Honestly, because Jack fucked it up. Jack is once again scared of fucking calories and didn't want to put it in the full serving size. And that's why it tastes so good and smooth. My lord. Wow, I give this

five out of five. It's pretty good. Guys, it's all things consider root beer. I don't, it's mostly root beer. And I, it's sugar-free root beer. But it doesn't taste like sugar-free root beer. It does. No, it's delicious. And I know, like, you know, there are root beer

kind of stores out there that have their own opinions. The editor of the video podcast and the audio podcast is himself. I hate to out you, Kai, a self-proclaimed root beer enthusiast. But I gotta tell you, like, I don't know, it tastes like root beer to me. It's one of the best sugar-free sodas I've had.

I also like Diet Dr. Pepper. I think that's pretty good. Oh, that's delicious. So. Five out of five. Anyway, it's pretty good. What's your rating? No, I'm not giving you a rating.

Give it a rating. Give it a rating. do it purple boo I'm not giving it a rating sucks I see numbers as colors

okay what's that called oh I don't know that guy from Love on the Spectrum that's it and Kanye West has it too yeah no there's a name for it but yeah

I don't know well married seven years and I had no idea that this is guys this is actually this is my theory Jack wanted to part of why Jack

wanted to propose like let's not do it Fine, let's do this and said a cocktail. I think it's because we've been married seven years this year. We just, we had our seven year anniversary in April. And I think he has the seven year itch where he's like trying new things. He's like, I don't want wine. I want cocktail.

Is that how it manifests? Maybe. Maybe. And that brings me to my TikTok tea. Okay. All right. You're just, you're just itching. You're just itching.

The seven year itch. The seven year itch. Seven year. You're seven year itching to tell us about this. TikTok tea. What pray tell is it? Okay, guys. All right. So this is like so niche, so specific. But here is my own personal, am I the asshole segment. So there's this guy on TikTok. And I, is there a way we can actually validate like how many people or how many followers somebody had on TikTok at one point in time? I think you can use like through means of internet archive. I believe. Yeah. I think so. Okay. So there's a reason.

for me asking that. Okay. Years ago, I followed this guy. His name is Hubbs Life. Hub's Life worked in the insurance sector. Uh-huh. He worked in benefits. I worked in the insurance sector, not in benefits.

Kill me if I ever work in benefits. Actually, somebody else would. But neither here nor there. Is that an off-color joke? I think it's fine. Okay. It just adds to the, am I the asshole segment? Right, right. I'm an asshole for saying that. I'm an asshole for this story. Anyway, okay.

Hub's life. Hubs life. He worked in the benefit segment and he would make a video every day documenting, like most of the time he would not speak. It was a silent like POV of us watching him getting ready for his normal nine to five job. Okay. Doing his normal nine to five job. Uh, going to the gym, walking the dog, cooking dinner, eating dinner, getting ready for bed and doing it all over again. Like literally, It's like, it's so funny. If you had asked me this eight years ago. Yeah. Why would anybody ever watch that? Yeah, sure. And I'd be like, yeah, that's so dumb.

Yeah, it's not, what a crazy concept, right? And here we are. I used to watch his shit every day. And I don't know if it was because like I also lived that life. So I was like curious. Like, I don't know. Right? Like that whole nine to five, eight to five thing.

This is very funny. I don't know if that's why I was like watching it. Like, but. Yeah. I would, for two minutes or however long the videos were, where he would silently be just putting his laptop in his bag, getting into his car, driving to work. For some reason, you vibed with it. Like, and it was very, like, calm and peaceful, too. Sure, I'm sure.

That's part of it. Like an ASMR kind of thing. And I remember seeing the, I remember, he worked at an insurance brokerage. And, like, I recognize the name. It's one of the world's, he doesn't work there anymore, so it's fine. It's one of the world's largest insurance brokerages. And that I think also connected me to it because I'm like, this guy not only has like a regular corporate job,

but he works for a company that I like recognize the name of because I also work with them, not for them, but like with them as partners, broker partners. Anyway, I over a year ago and I just checked, it was like April of 2024, he made a video that was like basically a Sunday Scaries video.

Okay. But he was like saying, I don't get the Sunday. Scaries. Oh. And I commented and I said, I don't know, Aaron. Hold on.

I'll read you word for word my comment that I made because I found it. What did you do? I said, dude, you try to normalize being quote unquote normal, but then flex on not having normal feelings like Sunday scurries. Signed normal corporate girly. And so there are a few responses. You doork. Yeah.

Somebody said. Sunday scleries are self-induced, not his fault you have them. And he liked that comment, okay? And so when he liked that comment, I replied, I added at him at Hobbs' life, just so you know that like is public with the little like emoji that's like grinding their teeth, like, like, I'm sure he knows, man. So, oh, he absolutely. Like, no.

But it was after that, I said his values and my values no longer align and I will be unfollowing. I mean, I didn't say that. Like, too. I didn't put it in the comment. Unfollowed. I didn't do anything like. But after that, you unfollowed. I unfollowed him because I was like, we are no longer living the, I thought we were living

a similar life. Right. And now we are not. And he was flexing on you. Like, oh, you have Sunday scaries can't relate. Yes. Oh, all right. Then fuck you.

I'm out. So I, and I just, I didn't appreciate. The like, you know, one-upism. Yes. The like up on my high horse. That's it. I just didn't, the superiority of all.

No, that's lame as hell. And you know, because there, I don't always get the Sunday scleries, but there are definitely days where I'm like, uh, like. Dude, I'm a YouTuber and I get them.

You know, like I feel like that's a very relatable feeling, the Sunday scary. So screw this guy for being like. Well, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. We're not even,

again, we're still an. April of 2024. Where is this going? So, I remember he showed back up on my feed a few months ago. Uh-huh. Because he announced that he had quit his corporate job and he was going to be a full-time TikToker and influencer.

Meanwhile, just to like... A hero. Just to like give some context here. I mean, this guy lives in the suburbs. Texas, I think, is married, has a child. I'm not... And by the way, I'm not sharing. any information that he has not shared himself.

Like, this is not private information. Or at least if it were private, like, he should not be making videos titled, me with my eight-month-old son, me with my eight-month-old son, me with my eight-old, like, whatever. And literally tagging himself in Texas. So, yeah.

Anyway, so he showed up on my feed not that long ago. And again, just a reminder, I no longer follow him. So TikTok pushed that video to me on my for you page. That's so like, would this make you interested again? And so I was like, ah, I fucking knew it. This guy never, our values didn't align because this guy was never living the same life I was.

Exactly. He was cosplaying as a corporate girly. I mean, you know what I mean. Like, he was cosplaying as a corporate like slave of sorts. This makes me so mad because this further proves that you can call people out. Like you have this sixth sense about you. where you can call out like less than favorable people and traits and such. To be fair, he duped me in the beginning.

I know, but, but you do have this gift like at parties. Like, oh, he's a bad dude. I'm like, he's fine. And then three months later, oh, no, he's a bad dude. You do this all the fucking time. I fucking called that. It pisses me off because you're right. Yeah.

So anyways, okay. It elates me because I'm right. So more valid. So several months ago, so this hits your for you page. What happens? Okay, so now I am being fed. Oh, and so by the way, again, we all know TikTok is an echo chamber.

So I don't know if it's... Like every other social media platform. I don't know if it's real drama or just somehow TikTok knows I do not care for this person. Not that I want to wish him ill will. I just like, I'm like... It's not that. You know what?

I'd rather not. You and I, we are not cut from the same cloth. Yeah, that's all. We are different. And we're going to... Conscious young couple. And by we, I mean me. And so anyway, okay, so now in my echo chamber

on my 4U page, I am getting updates. Apparently, Hub's life is hard up. Okay? I don't know exactly the details because I haven't gone full into it. But apparently he was on TikTok live the other day. And I also had to Google this because I didn't know what I meant. He was asking for galaxies, quote unquote.

And I was like, what? So I don't even know what that means. And I'm chronically online. But I imagine, I imagine like when you go on live, like people can donate. They can buy emojis or whatever. So it translates to real world money. Yes. So what do you know what a galaxy is?

So, well, I've looked it up. Yeah, what is it? Can you guess how much? Apparently it is, people are pissed at his ask for galaxies. That's such a funny. Sorry. Yeah, I know. I know.

I know. I know. I know. I know. I don't know. None of this makes sense. I don't know if he, maybe that's the max you can ask for. I don't know if he poo-poohed other people's donations.

Like, I don't know the full context. Like, so full disclosure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I do not know the full context. There's some pieces missing. You just know that people were, there's some outrage. There were, there was some outrage. Over him asking for galaxies.

Over him asking for galaxies. Which is a really funny sentence to say to a Victorian child. Yes. Okay. So guess how much a gal, and again, I'm going off of what Google told me. So I didn't actually like fact check this or anything. Guess how much a galaxy is worth? So I'm going to go off like Twitch terms.

Okay. When I stream on Twitch, you know, when people subscribe, when I get notified somehow when someone subscribes, which is not free, by the way. No. So I shout them. I'm like, oh, so and so just subscribed. Thank you so much. And do you know I still pay?

every month for your goddamn Twitch subscription. My heart just grew three sizes. I don't even watch your ass and I still pay for it. No, you don't. You're welcome. I'll call you and then you don't pick up when I'm streaming. That's what we call a related party transaction in finance or accounting. Didn't ask.

Yeah. So a Twitch subscription is around five, I think it's $6 now. It used to be $5.9 and they went up a dollar. Bezos had to pay for that really expensive wedding. He had. Hard times, man. Yeah, hard time. I get it.

By the way, beautiful wedding. So beautiful. Sydney Sweeney, chef's kiss. I'm sure she and Jeff go way back. I forgot she went. Like, what are you doing here? Okay, so many tangas. Okay, I'm sorry.

So the galaxy, I think a galaxy is $10. Okay, wait, what is the Twitch? Like, how much, how big can you go on Twitch? Oh, I don't think there's a limit. So, like, every once in a while, someone will, like, they'll donate, like, five or ten subs to the community. And, like, whoa, and that's a big deal. That's when you stop whatever you're doing and you go, whoa, so-and-so, hey, money bags over here.

And how much is that? That'd be five times six, so around like 30-ish, you know, like whatever a subscription costs, you know, and I'm like hesitating because I think it's like around $6, something like that. So if you're gifting five subs, then the person's dropping like $30, give or take. 10 subs, $60, give or take, et cetera. Okay, okay. It's a big deal. It's like, oh, whoa, someone's not just gifted 10 subs.

So I think a galaxy And I'm gonna underestimate and say a galaxy is $10 Okay, can I tell you what I thought it was? Yeah, please. Based on, I've seen now about five videos of people like Calling him out. Calling him out and being angry at the ask for galaxies. And what's his name HUD?

Hub's life, hubs. Life. Hubs, hubs. But I think he goes by Hub. I'm never going to remember that. Hub's life, okay. Hub's life. He goes by Hubb, as in. Dag Hub's life.

me 10. Dad, hub me 10. So I, based on, I'm like, oh, this is like apparently getting traction or at least in my own little echo chamber. In your own bubble. Yeah. It's getting traction. So I was like, I thought, I'm like, how could people be that mad about something unless

it was some entitled bullshit? Like, I was like, oh, a galaxy. A galaxy, that's got to be like a hundred bucks. That's a fair assumption. Like, what is the outrage for, right? So, okay. It's somewhere between, I came up with two figures, it's somewhere between 13 to $16. I'm assuming one is maybe after TikTok's cut, maybe?

I don't know. But. That would track, sure. And I was like, oh. But again, I haven't seen the video and I don't know the full context. Like I'm like, was he like, people, the roses aren't enough or whatever that fuck. Right, right, right, right. The other.

I have a child. I'm trying to save. to go to college for. I need galaxies. I don't know. I have no idea. Do you love me or not? But I find it interesting that, okay, also people were saying at one point in time, they were talking about him as though he had two and a half million followers. And he even made a video at one point that said, like, I have two and a half million plus followers. And I, you know how some people do that, but they're talking about it as though, I have this many on YouTube,

I have this been on TikTok, and they add it all together. And they add it all together. And so it's a little misleading in that way. Yeah. So right now he is at like 900 some thousand followers on TikTok. So I think he may have lost followers. I don't know.

And I was curious if there was a way to check on that. Right. And that's what the way back machine is. That's what I was trying to reference. I think it's called the way back machine. Okay. Yeah. On TikTok?

Well, just on the internet browsers? Here's my ignorance showing. I feel like it applies everywhere, but I could be wrong. Wow. Tech guy. Doesn't know tech.

Shut up, Aaron. Wow, we're going to get to a, we're going to test Jack film on things he claims to be an expert in later. Aaron is the pedantic one. Okay, don't be rude. Got him. Okay, so.

There's truth and jest, and that was a little too close to the truth. Oh, too close to the truth. Are you going to drink your rum and rupee? No, you can have it. Yeah. Let's go. So anyway, what I've learned is if people, if you gain a following by like filming your regular-ass corporate work life, maybe don't quit your fucking regular-ass corporate work life.

Huh. And then I don't know. What a little nugget of wisdom. So anyway, but I feel it's so gross. My schoidenfreuden, whatever. Yeah, yeah. I can also never pronounce that one. But yeah.

Feels, I feel really, like, am I the asshole that I feel a little. Got it. Personal satisfaction that this guy who was like, he wasn't overtly mean to me, but he liked a comment that was like. You see it as karma. A little bit. Sure. How couldn't you? A little bit.

Even though there was no real offense to me. Yeah. Like at all. You don't, like you said, you put it beautifully, you don't wish ill. No. But it just makes you feel a little better. Like a little sad. He's begging for galaxies, whatever the fuck that is and whatever that means.

Teets you, I don't know. I get it. I don't know. I don't think. I do not think that makes you an asshole. You don't? I don't. I don't.

I feel kind of bad about the way I feel, though. Sheboiden Freud and Freud is so real. Chebidenfreude and Freud. God damn it. Why are you so relatable, Schboidenfreude and Freud? And one of our callers is actually Sheboidenfreuden, himself. Oh my gosh. Did he come out from under the bridge?

What does that mean? From under the bridge? Yeah. Like Rumple-Sildskine? Did he live under a bridge? I don't know. I don't think you're getting it right. Wait, did he live under a bridge?

Where did he live? I think, okay. He lived in my heart. I think like general trolls live under the bridge and ask riddles for past or by. He was kind of a troll. Yeah, but I think you're mixing up your fairy tales. He was like a lepricon, troll, Shane Dawson, all rolled together. Only because they look alike.

Only because they look alike. Sure. That was the meme. Oh, that's very funny. So NTA, not the asshole. You don't think so? I don't think so. Actually, guys, I, I am going to try my best to drop all of my biases.

I want to hear you out. Am I the asshole? And be honest. I know you guys are honest. Call in to Dad Hug Me 10. Text into Dad Hug Me 10. I want to know. Am I the asshole?

Speaking of Dad Hug Me 10 and how honest you guys are, I want to play one of two very fun voice. we got recently from callers and listeners. Can we pause? Yes. You're closest. Okay. So, honey, and listeners, do you remember in last week's episode, we had a caller,

call in because they felt guilty about the feelings they had after they had their car broken into and they had their Switch, their Nintendo Switch stolen. And then they had what we didn't know what they were talking about. they had a wax pen stolen. Do you remember this, honey? Yeah, and I was like, I know, what is that? I don't know what the fuck that is. Aaron and I both exclaimed our ignorance over this wax pen deal.

And then one of you called in and said this. This rules, by the way. Nintendo girl said wax pen, you goddamn squares. She's talking about weed. Jack film, how familiar are you with weed? Not very. Yeah. When was the last time you even touched the substance?

When you gave me a weed brownie. Hey, I gave you a weed brownie. Right. We bought a weed brownie legally at a dispensary in like 2015 or 14. This is, wait, is it over 10 years ago? Oh, yeah. It was whenever SpongeBob sponge out of water came out. Yeah, the second movie.

We don't really partake in that scene anymore. No shame, no hate, no what have you. But like, it's just maybe not really for us. Alcohol is our anti-drug. Anyways, I just wanted to shout out the caller who corrected us and educated us on wax pens. Called us squares. Which is very, like, thank you for calling us squares. Which is ironic because, or coincidental, whatever.

What? Because the last time we. really partook in the weed. Wow. You know, too much so. We were seeing SpongeBob Square. Oh my God. Full circle or full square.

Ew. Ew. But you're right, though. And I don't like that. Oh. Anyway, thanks for educating us. We needed it. That was very funny.

Thank you for letting us go on that tangent. But I, there's one final. voicemail from the Dad Hug Me 10 hotline that I do want to play for you, honey, because the transcription alone was like, this is the greatest thing I've ever read. Oh, no. Okay. You have to hear this. Okay. Are you ready? I'm ready. Are you seated? I'm seated. All right. Listeners, viewers, enjoy this Odyssey. Hi. So, we're sitting here. I'm about to go to work, with me to the podcast like usual, and I realized that there is really not as much

Alps as there was during, you know, the last season of Aaron's funny one. I love Elf. And so I think to myself about this story that I have about Alst that I think would be great for, you know, revising his presence on the podcast. This is one that comes from my mother, who was, she got busy in the 90s, along with her friend. They were up to no good smoking in the bathroom and such And my mom got herself into a predicament

Wherein she was in need of an abortion So she goes to the abortion clinic That's what you get for smoking the wax pen in the bathroom And she, you know She goes in, she lays down for the procedure And on the ceiling is a poster of alf Kind of like given the like looking directly into her eyes And it says no problem

and I think my mom in that moment knew it would be no problem because she would end up with me What makes it even better is that her friend then also got into a similar situation and ended up going to the same clinic and you'll never guess who was still there Al with no problem so you know just thought it'd be nice to bring Al's back into the mix remind us all that even if we feel like we're in a bit of a predicament it's okay Alf is there no problem for us all right thank you guys I appreciate you guys bringing the podcast back but please more Alf that's so funny hey no problem what do you think okay wait hold on what do you think that there was a day that that clinic had to take the Alf

poster down why why do you assume they ever had to I just Like tape gets old. Maybe it was nailed. Maybe it was nailed. You don't know. You haven't been to that clinic? You don't know that. That's true.

I don't. You don't know that? I'm going to guess that you haven't. But I just, God, how funny is that? Like, hey, just go home, eat a few cats. No problem. It's all good. Listen, we haven't forgotten about Alf.

We love Alf. Sometimes, okay, so sometimes there are like multiple alfs in my life. in the sense that like I attach to these little things that all play like a similar role where I think about how they would follow me around all day. And so like I went through the Alf stage where we loved Alf. I went through the Crobis stage from Stardoo. Crobis from Stardew Valley. Where I'm like I love Crobis and Crobus loves me and we like, we love each other. We're in a very happy union. The creature that is Crobis. Yes. And right Now I'll be honest, my alf is currently ReactBot.

That makes me so happy to stay right there. He's just a weird little fella that like says fucked up shit. And like he looks like a psychopath. Like he's he's a crazy little dude. But he follows us all around the house and he wants to see my friend and he comments on things I do all day. I think that's the one thing that you want this plushy to be. You want him to be on like a Roomba like device where he literally follows me. Follows you around the house.

Every time I hang up the phone from like a conference. call he has like something to say about it like it's like reactbot what did you think about the conference call I just had no I agree react bot I agree uh he's great like that right he's really good in a pinch he's great so he's your alf right he's my alf right now that makes me super happy hey no problem so he should I don't think he says no problem fuck react bot needs to say no problem we need to come we have a few things add to react thoughts. We have a few hundred things. Well, we need a wife bot that we're going to add and you're going to do the honors. Yes, I will. But how great was that that call though? Oh my God. That's amazing. And then, and she was born. Like her mom went home from the abortion clinic because of that

poster. Am I not interpreting? No, I don't think so, Jack. I think her mom got the shmobortion. I think, I think maybe, yeah, play it again. I think my mom in that moment knew it would be no problem, since she would end up with me. Oh. Yeah, you missed that. Oh, I missed that. How dare you? I was thinking about Alf.

I was thinking about how much I was out of the brain. Wow, wait, so she looked up with the Alf thing. Looked at the Alf poster. He went, no problem. Wait, so on. And the mom was like, you know what? I'm out of here. Wait, but did the friend stay?

She said her mom's friend had the same thing, went through the same clinic. The Alf poster was still up there. The friend, I think, came away with a different outcome. We don't know. We don't know the outcome of. the friend, but I think we can assume the way the story is structured and told is that this caller's mother went to the clinic, saw the poster.

Had a come to Alf moment. Come to Alf moment. And thus gave birth at some point to this caller, who then was able to regale this wonderful tale to us about the power of elf. And I think that's beautiful. So what you're saying is because her mom was smoking her wax pen in the bathroom, being a batty. Uh-huh. And in the 90s.

And maybe had some extracurricular activities going on. Uh-huh. And then got. God, I was such a square in the 90s and those and tens and 20. Be so for real. So really what we're talking about here is that not only did Alf save our listeners' life, but so too did the wax pen. And once again, it comes full square.

Holy shit. The wax pen. Wow. So this collar has Alf and a wax pen to think. Wait, is it really called wax pen? Am I miss hearing that? No, I think it's wax pen. It's W-A-X, wax.

Yeah. Wax? I think so, baby. Why is it called wax? I don't know. Oh, maybe it's weed in a wax that they melt. Maybe I have no idea. Guys, tell me why it's called a wax.

We're both squares. We need the education. Clearly. So anyways, some very fun stories. Thank you guys for calling in. Hey, listen, if you have any tea or hot goss or virtually anything at all that you want to say to Aaron and myself, please call the hotline at Dad Hug Me 10. You know what would be a fun idea is if what if you had your own hotline and I had my own hotline? Oh, no, Aaron.

And that way you could check your messages and I could check my messages. Oh, no. That's a good idea. What if we did that? I would need to re-figure out how Google Voice works. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I set it up and it started working

and I don't even remember how. I think I was like, I don't know how it works, but it worked. Damn it, Aaron, that's a good idea. Gosh, darn it. So, anyway. That's so much work. But I also like, that's a great idea. We'll think about it.

Yeah. TBD. We'll come back to it. You square. You said Schroidenfreud and called in and they didn't. Next week. I'm sorry. That's next week. Okay.

Okay. So, guys, I think you know a little. a little bit about me. But one of the things about me that you know most is that I hate Jackfilm. And I want to cause him pain and

humiliation. True. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. React bot, react to that. We did it, Reddit. Don't. Okay. Okay.

Okay. So, I asked Jackfilm to provide me with a list of things that he is allegedly an expert on. I'm so scared. These are the topics that he gave to me. Wait, no, I want you to read them aloud.

One of my favorite things is when I make people read their own tweets aloud back to me. Because it is... How often do you do that? Well, I used to do it when, like, it was actually Twitter, and now I'm like, don't even bother going on that website. I don't want to know anything about it. That's a funny idea. It is...

Well, no, I go, read me your last... tweets or like, you know, back in my day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It used to be, read me your last tweets. And then I make them, because everybody thinks they're funny or like smart or whatever. And then they're forced to read it aloud, which is so uncomfortable. With an audience where I'm just like watching with big eyes. Right, right.

Tell me about that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go on. Anyway, so Jack, read to me what you claim to be an expert on. I will, proudly. Topics I'm an expert in. Tony Hux Pro Skater video game franchise.

Nerd. God of War video game franchise. Nerd. Mario games. By the way, so many calls about the hotline are about the pronunciation of Mario and Mario. Mario. General video game console knowledge, including handheld consoles. Nerd.

Your mama. I wrote that. And general meme culture slash history. And finally, useless movie trivia. And I stand by that, by the way, all of that. Okay. We are going to quiz Jack film on one of the things that he claims to be an expert on. That thing is general meme culture slash history.

Let's go. Before we begin. I hope I surprise you. You want to stump me so bad. I am going to tell you before each question, the meme that I am going to be asking about. I am going to ask you to share with me any knowledge you have on said meme. Following that, I will ask you a question, testing your knowledge of that meme.

Okay. Are you ready for the test to begin? No, because it's been a minute since you forced me into the hot scene. Because normally we take these little quizzes together, right? So I feel like you're antagonizing me. Yes. You fed me alcohol. You found me liquor.

What did you expect? I didn't give you fireball. Fireball makes you mean. I give you wine. Wine makes you pleasant. No, Jack. The wine of the week was rum. Rum's fine.

All right, fine. Rompostit skin? Shane. Scheidenfreuben? Bad luck Brian. Tell me everything you know. Not a lot. About bad luck, Brian.

Early May, May. That's like early 2010's culture. In the vein of like there was like good guy so and so. There's douchebag other so and so. Philosopatraptor, blah, blah, blah. And bad luck Brian. I think he was a redhead. And I think his picture, it looked like a school portrait.

Like one of those like yearbook photos where it's like. like a school portrait because he looks a little dorky um he's got this like you know kind of goofy smile and it's one of those memes where it's like top text bottom text impact font where the top text is like found a coin and then the bottom text is it's covered in shit i don't know it's just like bad luck brian there's always a punchline in what the bottom text is i mean that that's all memes of the time that was a style of the time you have to remember impact font set up punchline, top, bottom. So a lot of his memes were like,

do you know who is bad luck, bro? Oh, here it is. It's like, how do one night stand? She immediately got pregnant. Like, that's, you know, like, that's a terrible example, but that's the kind of shit you'd find with bad luck, Brian. Do I know who he is? Yeah.

No, I don't, but I know that he has since kind of like, sort of, I don't know about capitalized on it, but like, he's very aware, he's aware of it. He has done some cool, like, recreations, I think, of the meme. Like, the real guy seems cool as hell. I don't know if he's one of those. The real guy seems cool as hell. Don't fucking repeat what I say back at me like I'm crazy.

I don't appreciate that interrogation, that tactic. I mean, I am just saying the words that you said. Yeah. In a condescending fucking way. I mean, help me understand why you think bad luck, Brian, in real life. Yeah. Seems like a cool guy. He seems like a cool guy. Just a guy that you want to like chill and play Xbox with.

No, he seems like a cool guy because I feel like he has since recreated the meme. There's been like bad luck Brian like 15 years later. I don't know if it's 15, but like 10 years later. That being, I don't know if he's one of those guys that like made an NFT of his meme because there's a lot of those. There's a whole load of people that made like half a million off of a fucking NFT of their 2010 meme. like crazy ex-girlfriend, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. I don't know if he did. It's not crazy ex-girlfriend.

I know, but you know what I mean. I know who I mean. Anyways, that's kind of the extent of the knowledge I have behind bad luck, Brian. A lot of word vomit, but I feel like I kind of nailed it. True or false. Oh, God. Oh, God, it's a true or false question? True or false.

Okay. Bad luck Brian was coined as such because the person, in the photo actually experienced extremely bad luck in real life. I'm guessing here. And I admit that I'm guessing here. Yeah. Because I'm a big enough man that I can admit when I'm guessing. And I'm going to say false because I feel like that picture works on an assumption, I guess.

It's just one of those, like you see the picture. And when it's coupled with the text, it just works. And so it just kind of gives off like, oh, Oh, bad luck Brian. Oh, poor guy. I'm going to say that it's false. I don't think it's based off of any reality. Unfortunately, that is correct.

Let's go. That said, bad like Brian is a farce. What do you mean? The school portrait is an actual school portrait, but he and his friends planned for him to be looking like a nerd. Oh, really? He rubbed his face with a sweatshirt.

prior to the picture to redden his face and made a goofy smile so much so that the principal of the school he went to made him retake the photo for his actual school photo but he kept the original but his friends and he uploaded the original

to Reddit for internet fame because they're disgusting like regular men no men are disgusting and trash and that sounds right about on brand. Men are cunning. He did, in fact, sell his NFT in 2021. Can you guess for how much?

I'm going to low ball and say it was like quarter of a million, $250, $36,000. Oh, damn. Oh, see, bad luck Brian. Bad luck Brian. Because there have been memes that sold for 10x that. All right. Also, can you guess how old he was when he took that photo? High school, I'm going to say 17.

He was 16. 16. There you go. So you know your teenagers. Don't fucking frame it like that. Don't. How dare you? Why don't you have a seat?

Yeah. Right over there. Okay, so so far I'm one for one. I've thus proven I'm an expert. Kind of. I think we can end the quiz here. All right. So you had mentioned people selling their NFTs for many millions of dollars.

and being the crazy ex-girlfriend. I'd like to shift the conversation to the overly attached girlfriend. Thank you. Okay. At one point in time, she actually ran in the same circles that we did. Sure, I remember.

What's her real name? Damn. Along with Jack fucking not knowing faces, he fucking sucks at people's names. This is cruel. This is cruel. I can see her face. I can see.

I can see her face clearer than bad luck Brian's face. Uh-huh. You know, like. Uh-huh. Yeah. No, I think we've even met. People used to tell me that I looked like her. No, we fucking met, I think.

Absolutely met. Yeah, and her name. She used to date somebody. Right. That will also run. And I'm not going to share because I don't know if it's public information. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think they're together anymore, but I don't know.

Yeah, yeah. But her boyfriend, here's some tea, which is not tea because I'm not really giving you any real information. But maybe if you call into the hotline or text in the hotline, maybe I'll share the information. Anyway, her boyfriend at the time also ran in the same circles as us. And he was somebody who never acknowledged me at all until the very last playlist. So, but yeah, that was her ex-boyfriend at the time. But what was her name, Jack?

Fuck, what was her name? What's her real name? There's no way to know. There's no way to know. And I don't need the full name. I just need the first name. Oh, wow. Wow, wow, wow.

Yeah. This is like that SNL sketch that John Mullaney hosted where it's like a game show. And the game show is. Oh, yeah. Who is this? Yeah, what's their name? The Tim? Yeah, exactly.

We're like, uh. Like the door man. Like Keenan plays a door name. He's like, hi, you pass me every single day. Yeah. What's my name? And his name's like Norman the Dorman? Yeah.

Okay. Her name. is. Oh, fuck man. Is it like Kristen? What's her name? Lena.

Yeah, is it Lena? It would seem, from what I read, you know, I think she did end up leaving social. I don't fucking know.

That's just what Wikipedia said and, you know, some meme websites. She also sold an NFT of the overly attached girlfriend. Yeah,

it was more than bad luck Brian. It was more than bad like Brian. I think it was, that one, Wasn't that like 400K? It was $411,000.

I can't believe you remember that. Yeah. I couldn't remember her name, but I remember what she sold her NFT for. Exactly. Details. The important details. No, it shows where your focus is, Jack.

Yeah. You don't care about people, but you care about how much money they're making that you're not making. And that's the takeaway. Yeah. Gigi. All right. All right.

So I'm 0 for 2. We're going to move. We're going to. One for 2. Sorry. We're going to Muevalo to my purpose. personal favorite famous mamer. Though I do like Bad Like Brian Memeans, but Grumpy Cat.

Grumpy Cat, okay. Grumpy Cat. Tell me what you know about Grumpy Cat. I know that Grumpy Cat did have a movie at some point. Oh, yeah. Okay, okay, okay. I think it was like a Christmas movie, actually. Okay.

I have a memory, honey. I think you were with me, I think, of us frequenting a, or patronizing a candy. store. I think the store is called candy in Citywalk. In Universal Studios Hollywood, there's a city walk. Like Disneyland has a downtown Disney, Disney World, whatever. I mean, they both have it. In Universal Studios in Hollywood, they have their own little neighborhood of stores and restaurants and bars called Citywalk. And in there, there's a store called, I think it's called Candy. Okay, so it's sugar. That's what it's called. It's sugar in Citywalk. Yeah. That's a candy store.

And it's just, it's one of those massive candy stores. You can get candies of all sorts of varieties. There was like a whole shelf just for Grumpy Cat. They had Grumpy Cat merch and candies or whatever. I love that for Grumpy Cat. I remember being so like in awe. Like, oh my God, the meme made manifest. IRL, here we are.

This is like over a decade ago, I'm sure. Yeah, I know the cat, I'm sure the cat died. You're sure the cat died? I'm pretty sure. Cats live a long time. It's dead. Cats live like 18, 20, two years or some shit.

Grumpy cat is grumpy cat's dead. I do. Grumpy cat was gray. Did grumpy cat kind of look like the diabetes guy? Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, a little bit. A little bit. Okay.

Yeah. And just another like staple of meme culture from the early to mid-2010s. Okay. By the way, you just ruined one of my questions because one of the questions was about the Grumpy Cat movie. Okay. Was it like who voiced Grumpy Cat or something? No, was, wait, do you know who voiced Grumpy Cat?

At some point I did. No, it was potential titles for the Grumpy Cat movie. That's a great question. Can I give it? Yeah, please. Was the Grumpy Cat movie? Grumpy Cat has a no good, very bad holiday. Uh-huh.

Grumpy Cat's surprise birthday party. Uh-huh. Grumpy Cat in Whoville. Aw. Or Grumpy Cat's worst Christmas ever. Hmm. Well, I'm actually, honey, that's a good question. It's Christmas movie.

I'm torn between A and D, the first one, the no good, very bad holiday. Yeah. What was the last one? Grumpy Cat's worst Christmas ever. Could I hear the full title for the first one? Grumpy Cat has a no good, very bad holiday. I think it's D. I think it's specific, like the worst Christmas ever.

That's correct. Yeah, she looks so disappointed. listeners. But that's why we're not, we're going to throw that question out. It doesn't even count. No, what the fuck? I literally said you ruined the question. So I'm not going to ask it. That's on you. And then I was like, well, do you want to hear what it was? Like, that's on you for giving me the platform to discuss what I know about the meme. You literally said like, I'm going to let you talk about that meme. And then I'm going to give you the question. So I did. And that's on you. No, that's bullshit. All right. I told you I'm an expert. Okay. Jack. Dude, the gleam in her eye was terrifying. Tell me. Why is grumpy cat? Grumpy. She had just been spayed. She has dwarfism. Like in the photo, like in the original. Yes. Why is she grumpy? Okay. She has dwarfism. She has a UTI. She had just been declawed. Ooh. I'm torn between spade and dwarfism. Why? Cats get declawed all the time. Cats get UTIs.

But then, hold on. The three out of those four options are like a, not a condition, but like, like, a reason to be grumpy. Like, you know, just got spayed. UTI, hmm. Okay. Declot, hmm. Okay. Dwarfism?

Oh, it's like perma. Perma grumpy is what you're thinking. I'm going to go with Fibitch rules and say because it's so random and specific. Okay. I'm going to say it's dwarfism. Even though my heart is leaning towards spade for some reason, I don't think it's, I think, I'm going to say dwarfism final answer because it seems like, the outlier.

Okay. So grumpy cat is grumpy because she has dwarfism. But. Read you like a book, baby. But it's fucked up because grumpy cat did die of a UTI. Oh. Yes. Oh, that's that.

And you know what? It's fucked up that you didn't acknowledge that because she was grumpy for having UTI because she died. Okay? That was like fucked up. How old was she when she died? She was seven. She was a baby.

She was a baby. That's way too young. Yeah, I know. she had a UTI. Oh, that poor cat. And yeah, I know. And you didn't even acknowledge that she had a UTI. You were like, no, she's got dwarfism.

And I'm like, no, bitch, she has a UTI. She's grumpy for both of those reasons. It's fucked up. Rest of piece, Grumpy Cat and fuck Jack Phelm. Well, now you just ruined my day with that. Yeah. Also, who voiced Grumpy Cat? In the Grumpy Cat movie.

Okay. Was it? Yeah. Rachel Dretch? That's a great choice. Wamp, Wamp. Mariah. Like they can afford Mariah Carey.

Christina Aguilera. Okay. Or Aubrey Plaza. I'm going to go. Do you know Aubrey? I do know Aubrey. I'm going to go with D. Aubrey Plaza.

Okay. Why? I remembered it was like some female, you know, actress, some celebrity or whatever. I would have guessed like Felicia Day or something. Who was that? She, I couldn't even tell you. She was in my music, actually, for a short stint. Okay.

Um, she's done a lot of like internet projects. And she's been on several TV shows, I think. But I'm gonna, um, maybe it was Grace Helbig too? Like before he said Aubrey Plaza, but no, it's Aubrey Plaza because there's no way they could get Christina Aguilera or Mariah Carey. What was the first person? Option A. Rachel Dratch was the person, the first.

Gotcha. And that's a really, really good answer. You're annoying me. I can hear Aubrey. I'm sorry. You're annoying me. It's Aubrey. Okay.

Fuck off. Did you want, what do you mean you can hear her? Did you watch the movie? I think I watched the trailer. It was on YouTube like a zillion years ago, but out of morbid curiosity. Okay, shut up. Nobody cared. Okay.

I told you. This is fine. The meme. Yeah. Uh-huh. The dog in the fire. The dog and the fire. What do you know about it?

Dog in the fire. Make it quick. It originated as a still image. And then that animator, I believe the same animator made into like a giff and animated gift. And I don't know much else about it. There is a subtitle for the comic. Which is the correct subtitle.

Ooh. Okay. Pyromaniac's Dream, FML. Oh, no. Better than being bored. Hmm. The pills are working. Oh, no.

These are all very good and hard options. Um, okay. Uh, when you say subtitle, subtitled to the comic was titled something. This is the title to the comic. Okay. give me those options again i'm going to get it pyromaniacs dream f m l better than being bored the pills are working i'm going to go with better than being bored it's a guess it's a stab in the dark i genuinely do not know this i didn't know there was a title to the comic and this is that's some good research you've done honey

because i i don't see i'll be honest i don't see you coming up with better than being bored and if you did then hats off to you honey but i'm going to go with better than being bored but i'm going to go with better than being board final answer. Hats off to me then bitch. Damn it. The real answer is the pills are working. No! No! Yes. Because my heart said that one, but I'm like, no, I'm like, no, I came up with that. Oh yes. Oh yes. No. Oh, yes. Oh, damn. And by the way, uh, apparently at one point after the Democratic National Convention, the Republican Party had like tweeted or some shit with that, using that meme. And the artist, Casey Green, specifically asked them to take it down because of his vitriol for the Republican Party at that time. And then he, I think it's a he, made specifically, he created an alternative

of that comic with an elephant being burned. Oh my God. Yes. Damn. Yes. React about. What do you think of that? Skill issue. No. His skills are on fire. Get it? Honestly, hey! You just outreact to the bot, baby. Yeah, you're, yeah, mm-hmm. He is a man after all. Okay, we're winding down here. A little bit, a little bit.

Give me another. All right. The world's most interesting man. The world's most interesting man. What brand is that, Jack? That's Doseckies, honey. That's right, Jack. What do we know about anything regarding the world's most interesting man?

Oh, no. Anything? Just the, I think the format is like, The meme, part of the meme, there are a couple of memes that's spun off with him, but one of the major ones was, I don't always blink, but when I do I blank. That was kind of a format, I think, for that, for that meme, using his picture, using his image. Wasn't he in, like, radio commercials? He was in TV commercials, maybe radio commercials. He had this gravely, salty, salty voice. I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink those acies.

Well, you're kind of mixing him up with, like, puss and boots, but it's fine. Didn't he have an accent? He had a little bit of an accent. I mean, do your, do your famous impression of the Dosecchi's man. I don't have a mustache so I can't. It doesn't work unless you have a mustache. Right. No, sure.

Yeah. He had that, that, what do you call that, that salt, salt hair? Gray? Yeah. White. Yeah, gray and white. Yes. But like, what's the cool way to say it?

Salt and pepper. Salt and pepper. There was very little pepper in that salt. Okay, okay. All right. He had like a blazer. Yeah, yeah. He was like a dapper dresser.

gentleman. And really, the real meme was the format. I don't always blank, but when I do blink, and you could repurpose that to whatever fit your needs best. Cool, cool, cool. Okay. So, when auditioning for this role. Oh, no. Oh, no. Aaron's done our research. I don't like that. I don't always audition, but when I do, I get it. The actors were instructed to end their lines. with a certain quote. Okay. Which quote is the quote that they were asked to end their lines with? Oh, this is going to be impossible.

And that's how I captured El Chupacabra. Okay. And that's how I arm wrestled Fidel Castro. Hmm. And that's how I saved my wife from Godzilla. Uh-huh. And that's how I survived. death row.

Hmm. I'm torn between the first two. The Fidel Castro line, I arm wrestled Fidel Castro, and what was the first one? Captured El Chupacabra. Oh, fuck, man. When I was a camp counselor,

I always used to tell the kids. About the Chupacabra? I swear to God. I would make up stories like, and I saw it like very much like arrested development and that's why you always, I always had a message,

like, and that's why you always brush your teeth. I tell them scary stories about the Chupacabra and they're nonsense. How did you know about the Chupacabra? know. I don't know where it came from. It just, it was a tall tale. It just thought like I would go off in these stories and that I always ended with, and that's why you always wash your hands. But like, I would, okay, anyways. So I have like a nostalgia and attachment to the chupacabra option. Okay. But Fidel Castro also seems right.

Mm, doesn't it? It does. It does. It does. Oh, Aaron. Oh, I don't like you in this moment right now. Yes. This is, you're having the time of your life, aren't you? You're having so much Fun and his power roll. Feels so right. Okay. Are you saying that you're a Fidel Castro fan? Is that what you're saying, Jack? You're putting so many words into my mouth that we're not there.

Between the teenagers and Fidel Castro? Jesus Christ. I just, I don't know what I'm supposed to do with this, guys. If you could call in and like help me figure this out, I'd appreciate it. I don't care for this, Aaron. What was it? Hold on, verbatim. What's the Chupacabra option?

And that's how I captured El Chupacabra. And that's how I captured El Chupacabra. I'm going to go with Fidel Castro. Final answer. And that's how I arm wrestled Fidel Castro. Final answer. That's correct. Oh, fuck.

That was close. Fuck this. I was, wait. No, honey, this is hard. This is a very hard quiz. Oh, it did? Okay. Yes, actually.

He also now does fucking ads for Bitcoin and cryptocurrency. No. The most interesting man in the world? NFTs, crypto. Dude, everybody's falling off, man. Man. It's awful. Hard times.

once again crypto is a Ponzi scheme yes it is all you have to do is convince other people that it's valuable and then your assets in crypto become more valuable it's yeah yep it requires a ton of people but at the end of the day somebody gets left holding bag that's right Aaron so okay last one I'm feeling good this is disgusting and I'm displeased with which is the results of this quiz results of this quiz. The quiz that you made. That's right. So you've no one to blame but yourself.

Don't worry. Next time I'm going to, I'm going to work even harder. Earlier, tougher. Oh. As Oliver Wood would say. That's right. Is that movie two? Yeah.

Is that chamber? Fuck. Is that movie one or two? So I think it's two. We're going to work earlier, harder. Yeah. I'm going to say it's too. Aaron has seen Harry Potter Chamber of Secret so many times that she can almost, I think quite

literally quote it beginning to end. Okay. Last one. Yeah. You know the meme of the guy blinking? He goes like this. Yes, I do, actually. Do you know what that's from? It's an extreme close-up. It's not an extreme close-up. Look up the gif, it's an extreme close-up. It's a close-up. It's not an extreme close-up. I don't see this man's vagina. Like, what the fuck?

No, what memes are you looking at? You can see the guy's full fucking head, okay? All right. So, guy does like a kind of a double-take blink. I think it's from like the context. He's on some talk show. He's in the audience. For some, it looks like some daytime talk show. And I think someone on stage gives some response that makes, that yields that now viral meme of his response we all know from him. The specifics I am a little murky about on like what the.

That's so wrong. That's not, that's not. What? He's up apparently. Oh, you're right. It's a gamer. So let's play. Yeah.

Oh, fuck, you're mixing it up. It's like a podcast. It's a podcast. You're right. It's from a, right. Oh, fuck. I was mixing something up. You're exactly right.

The original, like, video has, like, seven or eight, like, head, like, split screen or whatever. And he's one of them off in the corner. And he, like, I forgot if they're playing a game or if it is just like a podcast. But yeah, you're exactly right. Wow, I couldn't even get that right. But I'm aware of the meme. I'm a little bit of what you call an expert. She is.

Aaron is, let me set the scene. Aaron is scribbling furiously on her little tablet. She's making adjustments to the quiz, which I think is frankly quite illegal. But much like the other beam, this is fine. You got it? The story goes that it was a guy on a podcast reacting to his co-host's statement. Okay. Which of these statements did his co-host say?

Hmm. Interesting. To conjure that reaction. Hit me. Pretty sure I might be gay for this guy. I think I'm going to leave my wife for my neighbor. Doing some farming with my hoe here, the cheesecake factory almost killed me twice. Shoot.

This, Aaron, love of my life. Yes. Is going to piss you off. Okay. Because it wasn't too long ago where I actually saw the clip. fucking Christ. I think it's a farming hoe. This is reps.

I'm going to try better. I'm going to try better in the future, guys. Oh, honey. She's so disappointed. The light in her eyes just disappeared, just vanished. Honey, I'm so sorry. I hate you. Oh, honey.

Why do you spend so much goddamn time on the internet and not spending time generating income for our family? Why do you hate me and our dogs? Do you not want me to be able to afford? the crippling wine addiction that I have. Well, honey. Somebody needs to finance it and sure shit isn't going to be me because I am saving up for my getaway fund to leave your ass.

Honey, I just invested in this cool new shit coin called Girl Dinner and it's going to 10x our revenue. It's not funny. No, we're not. This isn't funny. We're moving out of horoscopes. Oh, no, she's pissed. Let's go.

I'm done here. A good quiz. Really good quiz. Thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks. All right. Leo season, everybody. Hey, happy Leo season. RIP cancer season.

It was good while it happened. And what a cancer season. And by the way, cancer season is 12 months long. Oh, let's go. Especially this year. So says the people that save these things. Apparently we're going to have a very prosperous and cool, cool, cool year. But let's include the Leo's, you know.

All right. It's fucking Leo season. Let's go. Jack. Roar. X. D. Jack, shut up!

Oh, I deleted. I like erased what I had in there. And now I forget the like the prompt that it was. Okay, give me an insult. Dick Breath. Going like 80s on that one. That's why you don't hear anymore. Give me a celestial body or thing?

Can I say the constellation of Orion? I could just be Orion because it's my favorite constellation. Is it? Yeah, it's got Orion's belt, it's got beetle juice. Got the whole, you know, kitten caboodle. Who was Orion, Jack? Hunter. What did he hunt?

Oh, what didn't he hunt is the real question. Was he a he? I have no idea. Was he a minotar? I think a person because I think it's, I think it's, I think it's a, I think it's, I think it's. He had legs and arms. He did actually, the constellation. And a head of a human?

Constellation doesn't have a head. Was he married? Was he married? He has a belt and the bell is three stars. That's cool. He was married to the hunt and Beetlejuice. You don't know shit. You're not an expert in anything.

Okay. You're just mad because of it. I acer quiz. What's the name of a dead celebrity? Michael Jackson. Oh, you have to bring that up. Keeps popping up in my Reddit feed. Why?

Because you like teenagers, you fucking creep? Because I watched like one video of him moonwalking. Oh yeah, I bet that's what it was. I bet that's what it was. All right. Enough about your pedophilia. Give me the name of a billionaire.

Any billionaire, there's many of them, like hundreds to choose from. I got a really good one. Andrew Lloyd Weber. He's a billionaire? I only know that because of my very recent interview with Daniel Thrasher, who literally said he's a billionaire with a bee. And I said, no way. And we talked about his empire.

Did he do cats? Yep. Sure did. That's so gross. And Phantom and Bad Cinderella. I don't know Bad Cinderella. I don't want to know. Okay.

name a bodily organ or a body part. Weenis. Weenis. Just a funny word. What is something that happened in a Dr. Seuss book? Something that happened. The guy ate the green eggs and ham. Is that not going to work for your prompt?

I can give you another one. I can say... No, I think... Wasn't the guy's name Sam? I will not... No, I think he spoke to Sam. Like, I will not eat them Sam. Sam, I am.

Okay. Right. I'm not sure if he has a name. That. Can I also say like, Hold on now. Shut the fuck up. We're working here.

She's scribbling furiously on her little e-ink tablet. It's remarkable and I wouldn't recommend it. Oh, honest review. Only because it's way overpriced. If it were like $100, sure. Knock yourself out. It's fucking like $800. That's not.

And it glitches and it's fucking do not. You don't want your fucking tablet glitching on you. This is not sponsored, obviously. Clearly. That'd be a fun sponsor. You know, this product sucks. That'd be a great sponsor. Okay. Give me the name of a dead president.

Jimmy Carter. Too soon. That's so funny. Listeners, her face when she went for an awe. Like, aw. Like, unconsciously, her face just literally said out loud, oh. Okay. Give me the name of a mythical place.

Atlantis. Give me an adjective. Wimcical. Give me an adjective. Overbearing. Give me an adjective. Frothy. Give me a preposition.

Under. Give me a piece of furniture. Ottoman. Give me an adjective. In the past tense. Or wait. Give me a feeling in the past tense. A feeling in the past tense sickened.

What is a phrase that you only ever say loudly? God damn it. What is a bodily function? Pump blood, like heart pump blood. or a... You mean like... Like a heartbeat? You, okay.

Is that gonna work? Sure. For your little game? I mean horoscope. Give me an article of clothing. Fanny pack. Don't leave home without it. Yeah, we know.

Cleaning it up because I want you to read it. I appreciate it. I'm very excited for this. And I'm really excited for all the Leo's out there. You're about to get your Galdang horoscope for the week. Aren't you excited? And if you're not a Leo, feel free to live vicariously through them. Because you are one today.

Today we're all leos. Shut up. Fuck up, Jack. Please, Jack, read us the horoscope that spoke to you through the spirits since you apparently have all of the knowledge of all of the things. I do. Seeing as you, how you performed during this week's quiz, please. I will.

And I want to applaud you, honey, just, you know, off script. I just want to applaud you for how you were able to just so quickly get over the fact that I ate your little quiz. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Leo season. Happy Leo season to all the dick breaths that celebrate.

It's so aggressive. You said it, not me. This season, the Leo constellation of Orion will move into retrograde, causing Michael Jackson to come back to Earth on Andrew Lloyd Weber's we need. shaped rocket. You'd love that, wouldn't you? You'd love that, wouldn't you? We all would. When they land, they will confirm that the guy who ate the green eggs and ham.

I'm sorry, they will confirm that the guy ate the green eggs and ham, and that did indeed happen, except to Jimmy Carter in Atlantis. Wow. Yeah, Jimmy Carter ate green eggs and ham in Atlanta. Mr. President, tell us more. Crazy. He's doing good things. It is.

Where he is. Oh, and Leo's? Prepare yourself for a whimsical, overbearing, frothy man to jump out from under your Ottoman and you will be so sickened that you scream, God damn it, and heartbeat in your fanny pack. Gross. Don't worry. Those are so last season anyway. So last Leo season.

So last Leo season anyway, forgive me. Nobody, forgive me, Julie Jerkoff. Well, listeners know what that is. I don't know. Is that a viral thing? Look it up. Just Google Julie Jerkoff, see if it shows up. Yeah.

Oh, that's, forgive me. Sorry, I'm just, I'm waiting for the whimsical overbearing frothy man to jump out from under my ottoman. Well, I hope that you're alone. And I assume you will be considering how upset I am about your performance. Oh, but you don't hold a grudge. No, I'm not the type. Never, absolutely not. I'm so forgiving.

So forgiving. So forgiving. Anyway, thanks so much for joining us this week. Hopefully by next week I'm not mad at Jackfilm anymore. Hopefully. But guys, trust me when I say I will be preparing for war. Oh, God. We are going to test the depths of knowledge.

So prepare, study. If you care. I do care deeply and I will come prepared. And listeners, if you have any quiz ideas, if you want to give my wife even more fuel and ammo, which I don't recommend you do, she's all fueled up. She's fine. This is what gets me out of bed in the morning. If you want to somehow, like, give her more fuel for her fire, give her quiz ideas at the

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