Erin is the Funny One - Is This Greys Anatomy Plot Real

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

Erin and Jack are presented with a maddening quiz: Is this a real plotline from the TV show Grey's Anatomy? Neither Jack nor Erin have ever seen a single episode, so their work is cut out for them. See how well they (and you!) fare.  Follow Erin and Jack on Instagram:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/2toesup/?hl=en⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/jacksfilms/?hl=en⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ To watch Erin Is The Funny One on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@jackisanerd⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/erinisthefunnyone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Welcome back to Aaron's Island. No, no, definitely. It's me, Aaron. I am the owner of the island. Is this the island everyone's talking about? Yes. Oh, no. Not that island.

Love Island. Or as we like to call it in this house, love blindland. We do. We do call it love blind because we mix it out with love is blind and love island. So we're like, Aaron, when's the new episode of Love Blindland? We are also currently watching the summer I turn pretty. Jack's number one show. Okay, don't.

He calls it the dead mom show. I do call it the dead mom show. No, Aaron is being sarcastic. It's not my favorite show. What? You look forward to it. I do. Every week.

I like watching it with you. Okay. If I watch it alone. Because we'd like to make fun of it. Yeah, of course. Yeah. It's a dead mom show. It is quite honestly a highlight of our week.

It is. So listeners, you have been very active, as always, on the Dad Hug Me 10 hotline. And I thought for this week, we would just focus on some texts you've been texting us and the Dad Hug Me 10 hotline. I do like the texts. Sometimes I text back. Sometimes you tell. I texted back. actually today.

Ew, nobody wants to talk to you? Did you have to say this is Jack, not Aaron? I did. I did. I said, Jack here. Okay. So let me find one. Okay, here we go, here we go.

Hey there, love the podcast. Find myself walking around in public, nodding my head and saying, mm-hmm, like it's a town hall meeting. You guys seem very good together, but I'm curious. What is something the other does that ruffles your feathers like none else? You know. Well, there's a few. Well, actually, there's plenty.

Okay, name like two. Okay. We're all night. Donkey Kong. Oh, let's talk about that. Donkey Kong? Yeah. And Wally.

Okay, yes. Right off the bat. Didn't even have to think about it. Okay, start with Wally first because that's simpler. Have we talked about this before? I feel like everybody knows this. Just that I wally around behind Aaron and clean up a crap. Jack follows me around the house.

I don't follow you around the house. And cleans up after me. I do clean up after you. But what annoys me about it is one, I'm not done with that. I wasn't done with that. And you would have known that because you picked it up and you saw that that can was still three quarters full. That I was going to come back to that. And now it's missing.

Five nights later. What did you? What did you do? The other night, the other night I went in the fridge and I was looking for salsa. Well, that was because I ate all the salsa. Well, that pissed me off too. But I bet you that if you hadn't have eaten it, you would have thrown it away. Because that's all you do is you're hasty.

Mm-hmm. And wastey. You're hasty with your wasteies. Yeah. Wow. So every now and then I'll go into, like, during the day, I collect like a, no judgment here. I wasn't going to say anything. I hydrate throughout the day.

But I also, I'm a busy girl boss. I sit at my desk. Who is time to throw out those cans? Tick, tick, tick it away at my computer. And so when I'm done with one can, I'll put it to the side. And I'll crack open another and I'll drink it and I'll put it to the side. And I'll get it. I'll get it.

And every now and then I'll leave for a lunch break or something. And I come back in the room. cans are gone and it's fine it's fine I appreciate that effort but I'll just yell across the house Wally was here Wally Honey it took every ounce of my strength today to not Wally me to not wallie you and throw out the 20 cans no I don't want LeCroy on your on your desk listen you're exaggerating right now okay sorry it was 18 no you're exaggerating right now I don't appreciate it Okay.

So much. Because you knew I'd freak the fuck out if I saw Wally was wallieing around my room. And I just, I didn't want that. He's like a little, he's like a little room but nobody asked for. Okay. Have you ever had one of those? It's called an infestation. And usually you call an exterminator.

Look, I'm not going to apologize for being a little Wally. But it pisses me off. One, I don't, I don't appreciate being picked up after because it makes me feel guilty. Two, that's my space. You don't even belong in that room. There's no reason for you to ever go in that room. That's my space. What, what, what reason did you have to go in there?

First off, it's a nice room. It is a nice room. It's your girl boss den. Yes. And you've made it so comfy. Yes. It looks like a very fashionable therapist office. And you have an Xbox in there.

I do have an Xbox in there. I'm going to, I'm going to go in sometimes. Oh, were you trying to play bug game too? No, I'll never kill me before I played. Then what the fuck were you doing with the Xbox? I actually don't remember. I was. Oh, okay.

You were snooping? Yeah. You were snooping? Snooping in my own home. But I got a nice couch. It's a very nice. I painted the walls, this beautiful, rich, like, blue-green color. You have a big, like, house plant.

Like, it's just, it's really nice. Gorgeous. Gorgeous room. Gives great vibes. But what the fuck were you doing in there? So, so you don't like- No boys allowed. You don't like me wallying around.

No. That ruffles your feathers. I hate it. Drives me nuts. Let's move on to D.K., Donkey Kong. Because I'm sure listeners are like, Ermic Squeeze-Me sauce. They're probably, they're probably scratching.

their heads and rubbing their bellies at the same time going, what is she talking about when she says donkey. You're supposed to pat your head, not scratch it. No, but that's what our listeners are doing. No, that's what Donkey Kong would do. Okay. Banana. Okay, so we got to switch to.

We're children, people, okay? Yeah. This is what adults that don't have children and yet have disposable income thanks to me and my actual job do. They spend money as if they're children. For example, we're going to see the Backstreet Boys this weekend, which was my favorite band at 12 years old, not once but twice. Because that's what Aaron wanted to do. This is what we spend our big girl money on, things we couldn't do at 12.

So anyway, we have a switch too. And honestly, I'm going to chime in here and thank fellow YouTuber, nothing but lag for he did the unthinkable. He found a source of a bunch of at some store in the middle of nowhere, I guess. where people don't believe in Wi-Fi or technology. And he was able to be like, hey, man, do you want one of these? You have to pay for it, but I'll ship it to you. And so that was how we got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, honestly, you're a hero. Nothing but lag. Thank you so much. And I play it every day. Yeah. And I love it. I love my switch too. And let me tell you why he plays it every day.

Here we go. There was a new release of a new Donkey Kong game called Donkey Kong. What's it called Donkey Kong Bananza? That's correct, honey. But spelled like bananasa. Uh-huh. Anyway. It's very cute.

Uh, I downloaded this for myself because I loved Donkey Kong 64. I loved, uh... Loved it. You loved Donkey Kong 64. Loved it. It was very Banjo-Kazoo-e-esque. It's harder than Banjo-Kiz. I'm surprised it.

This is the first I've heard. Okay. I'm sorry. Well, I didn't mean to cut you off. I like exploring. Mm-hmm. It's ruffling my feathers. Okay.

So Donkey Gong 64, whatever. What else does you like? I liked tropical freeze, right? I like tropical freeze a lot. Hell yeah. There was another one. Country or returns. Yeah.

Donkey Kong returns. It was like a Wii game or something. It was Wii. And the Wii U was freeze. And yeah, we liked that. We liked that. I like Diddy Kong racing. I loved it.

Donkey Kong has never led me astray. You don't miss. So when Jack told me that there's a new Donkey Kong and it is a spiritual successor to Mario Odyssey. Mario Odyssey. Mario. I got excited because my only beef with Mario Odyssey was that there were too many moons.

Too many moons. Yes. We both agree there. I liked Super Mario 64 and that we got to explore. Yes. But there was always clear objective. They made you work for those stars. And it was never like a quick.

Never. Never quick hit. Like it was a journey that you had to go on. It was a journey every time. And it was a challenge. Yes. an Odyssey, while there were some moons that were a little harder than others, there were, I don't want to find 300 random-ass moons.

On your way to find one moon, you'd find five others. Give me 40. Yeah, yeah. Not 400. I think there were almost 1,000 in that one. No, no, I mean like per level. Oh, fair. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There were over 100 per level. Yes. Like, it was ridiculous. It was ridiculous. It was ridiculous. So Donkey Kong Bonanza comes out. Donkey Kong Bonanza. Jack tells me it's allegedly the spiritual successor to Mario Odyssey.

And I was like, ooh, I love Donkey Kong. I really liked Mario Odyssey. I'm hoping it's a little bit maybe between Donkey Kong 64, Mario 64, Mario Odyssey. That's not the case at all. In fact, this game is pointless. What Donkey Kong does is he literally, the entire game, you are just digging for goals. gold and you can break through walls, but you're just collecting gold. I mean, gold, gold, gold, gold.

Like, that's the only objective. It's not the only. He can climb walls. Yep. He can break through walls. It's amazing. He can break through the floor. And the ceiling.

And it's just about gold. That's it. And there's really like no clear like path and like there's no real like thing that you're like trying to really accomplish. It's just all about gold. No. And like. It's there's something about it that I really don't like I think it looks like shit.

Yeah, Aaron hates the way it looks. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't describe it except I think it looks like shit. I do not, I do not see any technical advancement between the switch and switch two. If this was something that, okay, you guys were working on this 10 years. So what do you do here? Like, did we fire the guy 10 years ago? and we just like used his work or something? Like what happened here?

And then there's this little bitch who has no point, except every now and then she goes, uh-huh. It's so stupid. It's so stupid. Those who play, no. And I just, the game sucks. And Jack loves it.

And what's funny is that it wouldn't piss me off that he played it. It's the fact that he said he loves it. I love this fucking game. That enrages me. I want to just, I want to play right now. Like, it's so much fun. The way I described it to him last night. Yeah.

Was this is as if everybody on the planet was like, oh my God, I love eating bird feet or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think bird feet tastes like actual spoiled, rotten trash. But everybody's like, oh my God, do you don't like bird feet? Oh my God, what's wrong with you? That's what it feels like. It feels very invalid. to have an opinion that's as strong as mind towards this game and to live with somebody

that loves it. I hate it. It's revolutionary because you can destroy the whole level. You can make your own paths to the bananas. Who cares? Why should I have to make a path to the banana? Why should I have to make a random path to the banana by crashing through walls? And by the way, the gold thing, bullshit.

Do you know they have a decimal of hundreds? Hundreds. Counting how many like ounces, meters. Yeah, whatever the currency is. Aaron hates that. Aaron hates that. What's with the decimal point? She hates that.

It's like you have 100 bajillion gold. 0.02. What? I mean, you can hear how angry she is. What? Why? Why? What is the point of that?

We could just count each one as one. I don't know what the point of it is. Yeah. It's stupid. For some reason, honey, it just doesn't bother me. I don't know. It doesn't make me mad. It looks like shit.

It's hard on the eyes. It doesn't look like shit. It's hard on the eyes. Anybody who played Mario Odyssey and also hated the lunch level where everything is neon pink, you and I are going to agree on this. It's hard on the eyes. This game is hard on the eyes everywhere you go. It's not aesthetically pleasing to look at at all.

The themes don't exist. They're random. Sometimes there's a zebra. sometimes there's a fucking child that sings. Right. Like, there's, at least in Mario,

if you're in New Dunk City, it looks like a city. And there are city people walking around and like business suits. It, like fucking makes sense. This game, there's no theme. There's,

it's dumb. Even in the trailer, they claim they're like, each level of the world is a different theme. No, that's not true. It's just a different level. It's,

It's horrible. And I love that damn game. I love it just as much as, if not more, than Odyssey. It's just, it's my shit. That's so sad. You know it ruffles my feathers? What? About you?

What? You'll change shit on me like plans at the last second all the goddamn time. All the goddamn time. Seeing as I just changed our flights that we're going to be on tomorrow, I have no idea what you're talking about. And it's not just flights. like recording this podcast. Well, I'll get everything set up. We'll have like shit written.

I'll have my, all the microphones all out. My computer is set up, right? I'll pour air in a nice glass of chardonnay. And then she'll give me these fucking puppy dog eyes. I already know what she's going to say, but I'll pretend I don't. I'll say, what is it, honey? And she'll go, could we do it tomorrow? And she does this every week, listeners.

Every week. Okay, to be fair. And it's so many other things too. Yesterday I had a really good quiz idea. I just, and I had plans to do it today and I didn't get around to it. Okay. That's fine. So I wanted the day to maybe execute on that plan and that did not come to fruition.

It's just, listeners, you're our couples therapists tonight. Honey, you change plans on me and I'm a guy that like set solid foundational plans. Do you? Yeah, you knew that about me, I'm sure. But you can't you can't adjust to the plan? No, I can. I just don't like doing it. I don't like adjusting, but I do.

Really? Yeah. Some things annoy me more than others. Like some plan changes, but like you change plans a lot better. I do. Yeah. And I'm so, I'm so happy. You have no idea how happy it makes me that you recognize.

Oh, I do. I totally do. That's all. I'm like, so that's what ruffles our feathers. I'm a wait, there's not, you don't have two? No, honey. You don't have another one?

Because everything else about. was perfect. You don't even care about my can hoarding? Because what I, I do have a retort to that. Of course, you have like 18 things against me. I would be like, what's your retort? It's none of your fucking business. Stay out of my fucking girl boss. Good one. Good one, babe. Owned. That's, that's my, that's my fucking bitch boss den. Get the fuck out. Get the fuck out. It has nothing to do with you. Um, wait. Okay. But yeah, for real, I do change plans a lot. A lot. I'm, I'm going to be honest with you, though. this is like I just am going to tell you that's not going to change. I know.

I don't play. I don't expect you to. I'm not trying to change or fix you. I'm just, this is not, you know, I just need to be honest about it. It's just,

it's who I am. I'm constantly. We've been together since 2012. I'm not going to, it's too late to try changing you now. I'm bargaining. Like, I bargain with myself just as much as I bargain with you just so you know.

Same way I'm like, wait, can I have five more minutes before I have to get out of bed? Like, can I have, can I, 10 more minutes and then I promise I'll get up. That's the word. That's the fucking word. Bargaining. Yeah. I bargain with myself in my mind just as much as I bargain with you. Honey, here's a text from Danny. Hey, besties. My name is Danny. And honestly, I need some advice and decided why not text the hotline.

Aha. Okay, so this is mainly for Aaron, the funny one. From one girl boss to another, I've been offered a position at my local community college. However, I already have a job right now as a barista. Should I stay where I'm at for the aesthetic? Or should I move up the ladder and be a writing tutor? One holds smelling like espresso, selling like, ah, fuck. One holds smelling like espresso every day and maybe someday being a manager. And the other holds helping other people and improving my skills and resume. I'm not sure what to do.

And everyone in my personal life has given me different answers. So I figured I'd ask the all-knowing Aaron. insure Jack can contribute if he'd like. Oh no. So please help sign Danny. Danny, take that rooting writing tutor job. That Rudy tooty writing to doodoo. Rudy Tutti writing duty.

The Rudy Tutti writing tutory job. Pugh, pew, pew. Routness, tutus, tutorist job in the West. In my opinion, that will open more doors for you than being a barista will. And I will tell you this. I know two people, friends of friends, of friends, that were managers at a coffee shop and both resigned. They really did not. The juice was not worth the squeeze.

As it were. Whether that be from a compensation standpoint. There was like there were good benefits in that I believe where they had worked did help pay for education while working. But goddamn, waking up at 3 in the morning is got to suck every day. So even like I listen to this morning radio show. And they talk about how you, they were like, we've been doing this for 30 years. You never get used to waking up. This is Preston and Steve Philly-based radio talk show.

At 3 in the morning. Like, you never get used to it. So anyway, that's wild. Take the writing, tutoring a job with the Rudy, Rudy, Tutti, Cotton College. roly doobie um rolling doobies i just think it'll open more doors for you in the long run and i mean okay i think about this way and i'd say this to myself all the time i've been working now and out of college for 16 years yeah i know i'm too young to have this much experience you know what i mean but i have 25 assuming i can retire at a normal age right right i have 25 years left

my God working is forever so you might as well like I don't know set yourself up for success and try to do something that's kind of like open doors but I mean at the same time you could keep doing what you're doing for a little bit but I don't know in my opinion I would take the rudy tutory job because I just think it'll be better for you in the long run and like we've got a lot we do have a long long run but like I think this could help accelerate said long run that's my opinion sorry I live in a capitalist success society. My bad. No, as someone who has worked in the corporate world a lot and has worked his way up the ladder, you know, over my career, I too agree. I think that's absolutely the move. Jack, do you even know how to write? Do you need a writing tutor? I know somebody.

Jack makes me write emails for him. Shut the fuck. Okay. When you frame it that way, you make me sound incapable of drafting. an email on my own. Every once in a while. No, no. There's no merit to what you're saying.

Jack's accountant has tried to fire him more than once. Shut up. No respect. So Danny, take the tutoring gig. We both agree. Jack's afraid of exercise. He told me today. I hate you.

Aaron, I hope you've had enough wine. I haven't, actually. I'd say you have. Thank you for asking, but I haven't. Because it's time listeners for our quiz. And what a quiz we have. I'm actually really excited about this quiz. So one of these days I'm going to have the one I wrote.

I just wasn't able to get it done in time. And that's fine. But in the meantime, our council, our hardworking, ever-vigilant counsel, they whipped up a fun quiz for us. It's called Gray's Anatomy, real or fake. Neither of us watch Gray's Anatomy. Never have I ever seen a single episode. I don't even know that I've seen a clip.

Yeah. Yeah. I know every episode, like the back of my hands. Right. So our council was like, let's challenge that. No, no. The joke is neither of us know shit about this show. So we're going to, I think real or fake, this little subtitle is going to, they're going to give

us a premise for an episode. We have to decide. We have to determine if that's real or fake. If that actually happened or if that's just, you know, pulled out of the ass from the council. Ready, honey? Ready. All righty.

Oh, honey. There's a spoiler warning. Oh, no. This spoiler warning, this quiz will contain spoilers for all seasons of Grey's Anatomy. This is a disclaimer for the viewers slash listeners, not Jack and Aaron with love, Erica and Jules. Two members on our Jack Film Council. Okay. Honey, did this really happen on Grey's Anatomy?

Izzy Stevens has loud sex with her. Who is Izzy Stevens? Izzy Stevens has loud sex with her ex-fiance who died the previous season, what? and has been appearing to her as a ghost. She is, what the, she is also dating another alive doctor at this time. I, I believe that. Why? Because there, hold on, there was like another, wasn't there like some show or like, maybe it was

like in the Daily Mail? I had read, like, there was this woman that, like, claims she was married to Michael Jackson's ghost. Oh, well, I don't know. I don't read the Daily Mail. There also used to be this show on like, I don't think, Discovery or some show. Oh, sure. TLC, maybe.

Called Celebrity Ghost Stories that I was really into. Yeah? Really into. Was this before me? Yeah. Oh, yeah. This was like high school. Okay.

And, but I love ghost stories. I'm pretty sure what I, I swear to God, there was some celebrity. It could have been like Anna Nicole Smith or something. Some celebrity claimed to have had sex with a ghost. I'm like pretty sure. What if it is Anna Nicole Smith? It could have been. I don't remember.

But anyway, I'm going to say, yes, that's a true storyline because also have you seen the movie Ghost? We saw it together, you. That sex scene, by the way, wasn't with a ghost. It was with Whoopi, right? No. No. It was when they were both still alive.

Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. I'm thinking, yes. Yes. Oh, by the way, guys, that sex scene, so overrated. I have no idea. The pottery wheel thing, I do not get it. No, because we, like, reliant.

relatively recently rewatched ghost together. I'd never seen it before. Okay. That was my first time. So we watched together for the first time. And it wasn't as hot. Like everyone talks about like 100 top, you know, sexiest scenes in film of all time. Number five.

The pottery ghost scene. Like these people have obviously never seen Teen Witch. Yeah. Okay. That was hot. Never gonna be the same again. Top that. Oh, God.

All right. So you think Izzy Stevens did have loud sex with her. dead ex-fiance. Yeah. Who is a ghost. I'm going to say, I'm going to say, no, it's not true because you hate me. The writer, I do, A, I hate you. B, the writers of this quiz will be like, no, you idiot.

It wasn't Izzy Stevens. It was Stevie Izzyzins. I don't know. It'll be something like that, right? Ready? Here you go. I win. Aaron's right.

And this next slide, it just says, it sure did. Okay, wait, read the pictures. Yeah, so Izzy falls in love with Denny. Oh, that's the. guy who's not Harvey Arbardem, but it looks Jeffrey, Jeffrey something. And he's married to the chick that's in all of the fucking Hallmark Christmas movies. That's not Javier Bardem. No. It does look just like him. His name is like Jeffrey something. And he's married to Hillary Burton. Oh, Jeffrey Morgan. What's his name? Is he in, you wouldn't know this, Watchman and, oh, oh shit, is that that guy,

The Walking Dead dude? Uh, maybe. I do see it. Anyways, okay. But yeah, sorry, listeners. Izzy falls in love with Denny, a patient in season two of the show. He dies at the, end of said season. That's so creepy that she fell in love with a patient. Isn't there like a law against it? I feel like there should be. Yeah, if there isn't, there should be. Denny later appears to Izzy throughout the fifth season.

So three seasons after. Hey. Three seasons after his death, he reappears. So he reappears to Izzy throughout the fifth season. And she manages to have sex with him loud enough for everyone in the house to hear, including her boyfriend Alex. How do you explain that? What would you say?

You thought there was a bug on you? because that's what I would say. Honey, it sounds like you were orgasming. No, I was just shoeing a bug that was on me. No, that's a terrible explanation. What the fuck are you talking about? Hey, I don't need an explanation. I've just been like, yeah, that's what it sounds like when I'm chewing a butt.

Yeah, there was a bee in the room. Okay, and then finally, it's later revealed. She is having hallucinations of Denny because she has brain cancer. Oh, wow. Oh, is he Hegel? Oh, yeah, it looks like it. Yeah, look at that. Yeah.

Fascinating. All right, next. I want the next one. Give me another brain buster. All righty. Is this a real storyline? April Kepner, a virgin, is nervous for her third date with a guy. To help prepare her, Meredith Gray takes her down to the morgue so she can see a penis.

Ooh. That's a, okay, I will say this. I'm going to say that's true. I'm going to see that's real. I don't know, like, who April Kepner is compared to Meredith Gray. Because if it's just like a patient, why, like, that's really inappropriate. But there's no way, no, there's no way she's a patient. I'm sure she's another doctor that is a virgin.

Oh, okay. Then why wouldn't she be able to go down to the morgue herself if she was a doctor? Because I'm sure it's one of those, if this is a real, by the way, I haven't given my guess yet. But if this is a real episode, then April would confide to Meredith, like, you know, like, I'm just so, I'm so nervous. And that's when Meredith says, I have an idea. follow me. It's one of those moments, right? Like, it's, it just, it never occurred to April to do that herself.

And Meredith is such a sick fuck. Do you like to do it yourself? Right. Why are you quoting 40-year-old virgin? Because it's funny. It's enough wine for you. I, here's a deal. Erica and Jules, the makers of this quiz,

if this is fake, you're both geniuses. You're both fucking geniuses. I agree. That's a really good thing. Because this, like, I want to, I'm going to agree with Aaron and say, like, yeah, this is totally an episode. Like, because I can see Meredith having the aha moment and you're like, this is going to sound a little crazy. But follow me. And April's like, where are we going?

Why are we in the morgue? Oh. Like, I can see it. I can see it and hear it. Like, this is a real episode of television. Wait, hold on. If April, hold on. If April Kepner is another doctor.

Yeah. Oh, she would have had. She would have had to have seen a penis? Yes. She would have had some sort of rotation. Then maybe she's not, what if she's not a doctor? What if she's just a patient that Meredith feels bad for? Then that's so inappropriate.

Then that's fucked. That is so inappropriate. Anyway you cut it. Again, breaking many laws or should break laws. Fuck man. Yeah, I'm still going to say it's real though. Me too. Because TV doesn't, you know.

Erica and Jules, I will be enraged if this is not real. And you came up with this. Enraged. Ready, honey? No, it's fake. It's fake. Who's April Kepner? April is a doctor.

She has obviously seen a penis before. Fuck. Damn it. Fuck you, Erica. Fuck you, Jules. Yeah, honestly, Jules, Erica. I am deducting $10 per hour from your pay. Every time you make us angry,

we get to deduct, we get to dock your pay. That's amazing. That's a really, I'm mad at how good that question was. And we even talked about like, wait, she's a doctor. If she's a doctor, she would have... That's incredible. Also, if April Kepner is a doctor, we should refer to her as Dr. April Kepner.

See, notice that they didn't. They didn't say Dr. Gray. They said Meredith Gray. And you know what? That's actually really disrespectful. Like, you know what? I bet you they call him Dr. McSemey and Dr. McDreamy. Right, because he's a man.

That's fucked up. That's fucked up. That's another $10 from both of your pay. Cancel women. Cancel women. Next time, it'll be 20. Watch yourselves. Watch.

Okay, here we go. This rules. Okay, next up, listeners and Aaron and me, is this plot. Good one, Jack. Thank you. Is this plot real or fate? A doctor who had been fired for making a critical mistake that caused a patient's death later returns to the hospital with a gun, killing, and injuring many staff and patients,

including her former best friend. Oh, it's a woman. I think it's real because this sounds like, this sounds like, and I'm sorry, listeners, but this sounds like a very important episode. This sounds like almost the equivalent of an after-school special, but I know it's like primetime television, but I can imagine like, on the next. If you or anybody you know or thinking about violent acts,

call this number. And this is the kind of episode that has like trailers. You know what I mean? Like this is one of those TV shows that has trailers for it where it's like, on the next, Crazy Anatomy. All right, I'm going to say, this will change the show forever. I'm actually going to say this is fake.

And I'll tell you why. Why do you think it's fake? Because they made a critical mistake. This is, what's his face? Dr. Cox. From scrubs. This is Dr. Cox. Dr. Cox was very sad about what he did.

He was not vengeful about what he did. I think that this was kind of something that happened, except it wasn't a doctor who got fired for making a critical mistake. It was a former patient or a family member of a patient that came in. and shot them up. So you think an episode like this may have happened, but the details are wrong. So not a doctor, but a patient. Yes.

Okay. Then let's agree, just agree. Just so I can, just so one of us doesn't get the point. You know, like we have to spread it. There has to be a winner and loser. We can't both be right. So I'm going to say, no, this episode happened. I remember watching it.

I watched this with my mom and dad and I closed my eyes and ears whenever the bad guy showed up. This is a real ass episode. I did hear that you don't like loud noise. And then the unicorns came on. I was like, can we watch family guys instead? You know who makes loud noises? Barney, the purple dinosaur. You should close your eyes and ears when we turn that on to.

I already do. He's spooky. You scared a lamb chop too, Jack? Shut up and fuck you. Lamb Chop is my, I'm not a religious person. I believe in lamb chop. Lamb chop was like, I still remember getting like a Christmas gift lamb chop puppet Muppet thing when I was five.

Wow, the privilege. Some of us didn't get presents. It's because, you know, didn't deserve him, you creep. Next up. Okay, so is this very special shooter episode real or fake? Let's find out. It's fake.

God damn it, Aaron. It's fake mostly. That's what they wrote. And I'll explain. I'm so mad. What did I say? Well, let's see. Let's see.

Fake mostly. I hate that you're right. And you're going to be so. Here you go. I'm not going to show you. I'm just going to read it. Okay. I'm hoarding the iPad upon which we're like reading this quiz.

Somebody does shoot and kill. many people in the hospital. God damn it, Aaron. But it was the disgruntled husband. Whoa! What did I say? Of a deceased patient. What did I say? Seeking to avenge his wife's death, not a

former doctor. Called it. You really, fuck. I'm actually a little impressed that you called it so accurately. I mean, I know Dr. Cox. I know how these things work. You cited a different doctor hospital show for this

Dr. Hospital quiz. And it worked. Yeah, because he made it, spoilers, guys. He made a critical mistake and ended up accidentally killing three people. Right. That was a rabies one, right? Yeah. Yeah.

Wow, Jack. Give me away. God. Okay. Okay. Hold on. There's more. There's more.

Okay. However, there is an alternate universe episode where. Oh my God. Stop. Where Izzy is said to have been the hospital shooter. So it technically did happen in a different timeline. What does that even mean? You can decide if that means you get a point or not.

Were they just trying to make Catherine Hegel evil so that they could justify having to get rid of her? I think it means we each get a point. You get a point. No. I win. Yeah, you win. I'm going to give that to you because you are so, you were dead on. You're like a doctor wouldn't, but a patient.

Well, God damn it. Yeah. God damn it. That was actually impressive. All right, I'm going to have to, this is me like, this is the equivalent of that meme of like the older brother or whatever, like playing a video game and then like leaning forward to like activate game remote. once they realize who they're playing is like kind of good. This is me leaning in, leaning forward. Here we go.

Real or not real. The head of trauma, Owen Hunt, acquires anis. Say that word, Jack. Yeah, I'm going to, I'm going to. anesthetizes. Is that right? Anesthetize. I would have anesthetizees, yes.

Yeah. And anesthetizes. Tizes. And anesthetizes. Anesthetizes. Anestitizes. Five pigs. and then stabs them.

I actually did think it was, I mean, I'm not, but like, because it's anesthesia. Yeah. Isn't it? Anesthesia. Anesthesia, honey. Anesthesia. No, it's anesthesia. Anesthesia. So anesthetize.

That's what I thought, right? But it's got a T. Acquires and an anesthetizes five pigs and then stabs them so the doctors can practice surgery on live tissue. They save all five pigs. And Owen tells the doctor. to kill them anyway because putting them through recovery would be inhumane. Wow, that's a hard one. Okay, I'm trying to get inside the minds of Erica and Jules and that has not served me well so far. So maybe I shouldn't. I mean, I can actually see this being a thing. I can too. I've learned that

tissue is like practicing on live tissue, I think is like really important because when my dad, a few years ago, he had had radiation and the radiation caused. complications because it injured tissue that it was not supposed to have injured. So they needed to cut that tissue out. A whole long story. I can get into it on the Patreon if y'all are interested and my dad says it's okay too. I think he would be. Anyway.

So honey. I think this is true. I think it's true. Why would you put, like, and again, like, I love pigs. I was a vegetarian for a long time at a point in my life. I don't want them to die, but I also don't know that they are made to recover through surgery like that that I yeah I could see all of this being true yeah I I can too I'm also on the on the verge of calling this one a real plot line I'm just saying like I'm trying to figure out all right

practice surgery and live tissue they save all five pigs owen tells a doctor to kill them anyway because putting them through recovery would be inhumane why would it be inhumane is it that painful yeah think about like a horse when it breaks its legs they end up just shooting it because they're like oh well well not because of pain it's just like they're no good racing it's well well Sure, but there's also the like, imagine when if we had a dog that had like, I can imagine broken its tailbone or something. Okay. And they were like, try not to get her to move as much as possible. Yeah.

Is that life? Is that life worth a living? And it's also like, sadly, that's a dog. Yeah. We'd figure it out. Yeah. But that's a pig. And I don't know about you.

I don't know how comfortable I am trying to control a 400 pound animal from like. No one said these were 400 pound pigs. They're fucking pigs. I'm thinking like dog-sized pigs. I don't think dog-sized pigs exist in reality. I think what they do in their babies, but like I don't think. Have you seen babe or babe pig in the city?

They're dog-sized. Wait, have you not seen like all those, all those mini pigs that people had as like, what do they call like teacup pigs? I don't think they were real. No. I think they just were hawking baby pigs. Yeah.

Like where's Ariana Grande and her miniature pig now? Oh yeah, no, that pig died. Like, oh no. Well, yeah, because she had to send it to a farm where it got turned into like bacon or something. Like. All right. So, so you obviously think this is a real thing. Yeah.

I'm just really torn on the live tissue inhumane to keep a live thing. I'm really torn on that. I'm going to say real as well. Finally. Wait, no. You were the one who made up. If I say it's real, you have to take. Aaron, what are you talking about?

Number three, things that I hate about you. Aaron, what are you talking about? talking about. All right, here you go already. This is real. It's real. And so the writers of the quiz added, this is real and Owen Hunt can choke. Guys, I kind of get it. I don't want to be that person, but like we live in a capitalistic society. And unfortunately, unless you find farmer that wants to rehabilitate 45 fucking pigs that just had fucked up surgery on them, I just, I don't know that's going to happen.

So Honey, is this a real thing that happens? This is a very short one. Ready? Meredith finds out she has a half sister. She didn't know about three separate times. Oh my God, this is like the end just like that. The lady who in the first season she talked about her dead dad, right?

Her dead dad. Right. In the second season, she had her dad over for dinner. Right. And then third season, her dad died again. Those writers, they got brains like Swiss cheese, man. I'm going to say this is not real, but I bet you she does have at least two half-sisters. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It'll be like this happened twice, not three times. Yeah. All right, then I'm going to say, what, you said, not real? Not real. I have to go with real just to be, you know, play devil's advocate in this scenario. I have to be that guy. Yes, yes, yes. But that's a really funny sentence.

She has found out she has a half-sister. She didn't know about three, seven. separate times. That rules. I can imagine like in the opening, this is a cold open of those episodes. Like Meredith bumps into a woman. She goes, who are you? And she says, I'm your half sister. Cuts to Meredith's bewildered face. Boom. Like opening or commercial break or something. Ellen Pompeo. That's her name. It just came to me. Who plays Meredith Gray? Yes. Pompeo. I also think that maybe Meredith Gray is the namesake of one of Taylor Swift's cats. I know she's a cat named Meredith. I think that might be the namesake.

of Meredith. Well, she's coming on the show next week, so we should ask her. Ready, honey? Sure. The cat, not Taylor. Oh, also. Hachoo! Good one. I'm very allergic. That was the most cartoon-ass-sounding. A-choo I've ever heard. A-choo. No one actually says acho when they sneeze. Okay, anyways, I'm sorry. We're getting so far off topic. Okay, honey, we have a quiz to get back to, all right? So, true or false, Meredith finds out she has a half-sister. She didn't know about three separate times. You say false. I say true.

The answer. Yep. Yeah. Each shit. Wow. Answer's true. Each shit. Here we go.

We have three blurbs. Okay. Ready? And we have pictures. This is really funny. If you're watching on YouTube, you can see pictures of all three of the half siblings she did not know about. Molly becomes a patient in the hospital in season two.

She's rarely seen or mentioned after this episode. Quite convenient. So dumb. Lexi. Hey, that's the chick from Not Another Teen Movie. Lexi? Yeah. I don't remember her.

She's the chick from Not Another Team movie. She's in Window Wonderland, Jack. Wait, I love Window Wonderland. That's her. Listeners, for those who don't know. Side tangent, I'm so sorry, this is important. Window, if you're like, I've never heard of Window Wonderland. No one has.

Don't worry, you're not alone. Window Wonderland. It's a Lifetime movie. It's a Lifetime Christmas movie that we actually unironically like. We love, ironically, a lot of terrible, bad made for television, hallmarked, Christmas movies and we watch them every year. We stumbled upon one of these movies years ago called Window Wonderland that we were both like, hey, this is pretty good.

And we thought it was funny and charming. And we were like, God damn it, we unironically like this made for television Christmas movie. That was Hallmark or or. It was lifetime. Thank you. And the actress, the main actress, plays Lexi from Gray's Anatomy. Anyways.

And she was also. the star of one of my favorite stupid movies, not another team movie, which is like a play or like a spoof of all of the, she's all that, and 10 things I hate about you and all of that. Right. Right. Very much our generation. Lexi becomes a regular cast member in season three when she starts working at the hospital with Meredith.

And then finally, the third half sibling, Maggie joins the show in season 10, where she is revealed to be the secret love child of Meredith's mother. and the former chief of surgery, Richard Weber. That's a lot of half-siblings. How would her mom have hidden a pregnancy? The odds of that happening are extremely low. You think Gray's Anatomy is based in reality? Unless she is older than Meredith.

They're ghosts in here, man. She had brain cancer. She had sex with a ghost loud enough for her boyfriend to hear, okay? She had a brain tumor. What did you expect? Like, this show is like Game of Thrones. Nothing matters anymore. Like, dead people can come.

Come back to life. I think Gray's Anatomy is still in the air, right? Yeah. How many more are left? Because maybe we can save the rest for another part two. I think we're only halfway through. So we can. Okay.

All right. You want to let's do a part two. Let's do that. Let's do a part two later because this is a fun quiz. This is a fun quiz. We don't want to utilize all of the questions right now. And we know nothing about Gray's Anatomy. No, nothing.

But maybe I'll, maybe I'll be a shark and I'll, you know, study up. Wait, shh, shut the fuck up. Do you hear that? Did you just fart? Yes. and unrelated, but it's horoscope season. It's Leo season right now, honey. And for all our Leo listeners out there,

there's a fun all our Leo listeners out there, is it still Leo season? Ugh. I have 90% of your horoscope foretold. I just need a little bit of inspiration and a little help from my worse or half. Honey, can you give me? I'm ready.

I'm ready. I'm ready. Give me a greeting. Bonjour. Sa va. That's B-O-N-J-O-U-R, right? And then sava? No, no, bonjour's good.

Okay. Give me a hole in your body. Nostril. Give me an animal sound. I actually just heard one. It went. Oh, our little girls. There's a word for it.

Yeah. Yeah. But I can't think of what it is. But it's when dogs just kind of like lick. They just like kind of open and close their mouth and like. I'll say, I'll say, I'll say. lick your lips. I think that'll work. No, hold on. Animal sound. Okay.

Though that one, because this one's cute, but I wish I knew the name for it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Science has no name. Do you want like moo? Or do you want like barking? A sound that could also be a verb. So moo works. Bark also works. Okay, hold on. Tutt-tut-tut-ing. Tuck-tucking. Remember that squirrel? And I named him Tuck-tuck-tuck because he went, tuck-tuck. Okay, I'll write Tuck-tuck. For listeners who were like, the fuck is that, just like, like the clicking sounds that a squirrel makes. We're going to refer to that as tuck-tuck. I get yelled at by the squirrels pretty often, actually. Me too. Yeah, they yell at me. And the dogs

even more. Yeah, they yell at me. Give me a petting zoo animal. An animal you find at a petting zoo. Pot belly. Pugly pig. Oh, dead mom show. You have, if you really only know if you know. Give me an electrical appliance. Toaster. Wait, no. It's too late. Okay. I was going to say hair dryer, but it's No, Toaster's better. Give me a U.S. President. Zachary Taylor, my least favorite. Is there an H in Zachary? I don't think so.

Okay. How to spell Zachary Taylor? Oh, you mean how to spell Zachary? Yeah, and Zachary Taylor. Z-A-C-8. Why does that matter? And then A-R-Y. A-R-Y.

He was the 12th U.S. president. I just want to get it right. Give me a famous last name. It can be a celebrity. Vanderbilt. Perfect. That's perfect. Give me, oh, Aaron, how many.

hours do you estimate you've played grounded one and two combined yes 300 300 works fucking free um give me the plural form of an exercise like kettle bell swings perfect pleas no okay too late okay what's your favorite holiday probably my birthday What? It just makes this so much better. I don't even do much on my birthday. I just like it. I like the idea of having a day that's yours.

Even though I don't do anything on it and I work and it's a normal day, it still feels like my day. I could have sworn that you were going to say Grinchmas, but your birthday works just fine. Give me an adverb. Any adverb. Fluently. What's an insult you call someone? Like, fuck you, you. You old so-and-so?

Like, what's a so-and-so? Oh, do you? Oh, were you just mansplaining what an insult means? You seemed confused. No, I was thinking. Oh, what did I have to ask you the other day? What did this mean? Headass?

Ha, ha, ha, ha. I don't know if that, we could use that. Okay, you, you shit fuck. There you go. Yeah. I can't wait for you to read this. Aaron, what is something you'd say to a solicitor to politely ask them to leave? I'm not from around here.

Finally, what's something I say that drives you crazy? Not including all the jokes of mine that you steal. Correct. I don't do that. The one thing you do that I really hate is not really something you say, it's something you do. Is there a way we could like... Try it. Let's try it.

It's when we're like in bed and we're separately watching and reading on our phones. And all of a sudden I feel the bed vibrating next. me because Jack is laughing, but he doesn't want to, like, I don't know why, but he doesn't want to, like, maybe because it's quiet and we're, like, winding down. So he's trying to, like, suppress his laughter, but all I feel is shaking, shaking, and it's just him shaking. Got it. And for some reason, it drives me crazy. Got it. I'm spelling it. That's my Jack, write emails. I hate you. Red squiggly line is very helpful. Okay.

Did you know that Zachary Taylor was 65 when he died? He died in the White House? I didn't. I also don't remember asking. Just five days after the 4th of July. Good man. A lot of presidents, not a lot, but I feel like a number of them have died on or around the 4th of July.

He allegedly died of a stomach virus, but that sounds like poisoning to me. What do you think should be reopened the case? I want to see what list he was on. Aaron. Exume the body! May we No, you lead the charge. Guys, hashtag exhum the body.

Let's figure this out together. And then also when you do that, hashtag EITFO as well. For Aaron is the funny one. And let's solve this national mystery once and for all. Zachary Taylor, if you're still out there, man, we're fighting for you. We're going to get to the bottom of this. Oh, I follow this lady on TikTok that said he's passed over already. Fuck you

Fuck you No give me that Aaron Aaron watches this horrible horrible horrible lady on TikTok Who claims she can talk to dead souls And every single time

I'm surprised she hasn't done one on Ozzy Osbourne yet Or Hulk Hogan She's such how fucking fraud And a huckster And a piece of shit I like to think she But she doesn't No she doesn't

It's not real. No. No, because whoever just died, she'll be like, let me tap in and see how they're doing in the afterlife. She goes to taking a peek. Yeah, right. Let me take a peek. Ozzy Osbourne.

I never listened to much of his music, but let me take a peek. Oh, he says he's happy, you know. He's not biting off the heads of bats, that's for sure. Like, fuck her. Fuck her. she's a horrible person and Aaron loves her she loves her

oh my god that made me cry I'm sorry all right listeners listen up to all my Leo's out there actually honey why don't you do the honors happy Leo season happy Leo season Leo

Bonjour Leo's time to open your nostril and tuck tuck tuck like a pot Bellied pig. What? This week, turn off your toasters. Focus on you. Pay no attention to Zachary Taylor.

And that Vanderbilt list, he may or may not be on. Hashtag Exume the Body. Challenge yourself to do 300 kettlebell swings every Aaron's birthday. Wow. You can do it. It's right. Do it, you shit fuck. Or else Jack and I will come to your home and say, I'm not from around here. Good luck. And like I always say,

What do you always say? Shaking the bed with my repressed laughter. That's, yeah, that's it. Oh, okay. You're always saying that, honey. And like I always say, shaking the bed. with my repressed laughter. Oh, happy Leo season.

Happy Leo season. Oh, that ruled. Aaron's still wiping the tears away from her eyes. Oh, my gosh. Thank you guys so much for joining us. I'll see you guys next week. Please text me. I need company sometimes.

Aaron needs a friend. Please, I beg of you. Dad hug me 10. It's textable. Or call me. in. We could also do that. Yeah. And by the way, we have longer versions and add free versions of every episode on my Patreon, patreon.com slash Jack's Films. If you like jumbo-sized episodes with even more of Aaron's

hysterics, you know, I don't know. If you're into that, I sure am. Me too. Also, can you please pray for Jackfilm? He's scared of unicorns. Actually, please redirect your prayers to Zachary Taylor so we can get to the bottom of this national mystery. I mean, what if Zachary Taylor was a bad guy? He probably was. He probably was.

Let's be real. It was what? Hundreds of years ago? Yeah. Yeah. All right, guys. We'll see you next week. Thanks so much.

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