Erin is the Funny One - Is This Greys Anatomy Plot Real Part 2 2 Grey 2 Furious

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

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Hello, everybody. Welcome back to another week of Aaron's learning time. Aaron, do you know what week it is? What number week it is of the comeback series? Ten? So close. Eleven. Is it really?

Yeah. Wait, I thought it was 10. It was 10. And now it's 11 because that's how numbers are. I'll be honest. Time, it is a flyin. That means we've done 10 regular episodes plus at least half of an episode on Patriot Hunt. No, we've done, yeah.

Yeah, we've got a couple of bonuses up on the Patreon. We've got four coming this month in August. Yeah, we're going ham this August. I accidentally once again talked a little too much. And so. you? One episode had to become an annoying, like for part two. It really, did you really? It was like, like, here's the thing.

It was kind of an accident, but at the same time, going into that episode as I started writing things down to like prepare my thoughts, I kind of sort of knew it might be like a four hour long thing. Yeah, Aaron's getting into the weeds of, can I say what it is? Sure. Why you left your job? How and why you left your old job? My old job. Right. So it's a multi-parter.

So that's over up on Patreon. But the first half of it. Yes. Right. As of right now. So week 11 of Aaron is the funny one. What is our wine of the week right, meow? We're doing dueling wines now.

I think we already did this one. We did. Once again. We just really liked it. And so we wanted to do it again. And get this. I actually got a text from somebody today. Can I read it to you on the hotline.

Guys, I got a text from somebody on the hotline. Dad hug me 10. I'm going to read it to you. Well, actually, I'll read sections of it. Yes, it does. Hold on. God damn. Okay.

This text comes from Elizabeth. And actually, her text was, it was rather long, but it actually also provided context for like something I want to talk about. Ooh, okay. Just a little discussion topic. Hi, Aaron and Jack. Wee. You're in parentheses, by the way. I'll take it.

I am a long time listener, and this is my first time using the hotline. Sorry in advance for the long message, lull. First one, she then goes on to read out. One, you guys always give really great advice. That being said, I need some. Next month, my husband and I are moving from Florida to Oklahoma for his job. It's a huge move, and while he has some family there, we don't know anyone else. I know you and Jack both made big moves to L.A.

What helped you to get settled and make friends? I'm also not sure if I'll be getting a job again after we move, so that reduces my opportunities. Anyways, any advice would be greatly appreciated. Two, I tried the Le Cremma Pino Noir Rosee, and it changed my life. That's what we're drinking, by the way, the Lecremma, Pino Noir and rosé. I was strictly a white wine drinker except for a few very sweet reds, and I feel like the rosé has helped me venture out and try new things. very tasty drank the whole bottle in one sitting 10 out of 10 Kondikes I'm so excited the podcast is back and as a Patreon member thank you for the extra long episodes Tuesdays are my new favorite day of the week hey love Elizabeth Elizabeth you're awesome Elizabeth is the best hey you're okay Elizabeth so one now Elizabeth has given us something to talk about where we have to we have to give a little bit of advice but also I also got a little bit of I also got a little bit of validation

and how delicious is, right? Yeah. Then Le Cremma Pinot-Nor-Rose is. Yeah. How do we make friends in foreign lands? How did we make friends? Jack, how did you make friends in foreign lands? Be so fucking for real.

Have you met and made any friends that weren't related to YouTube? As a matter of fact, Aaron, I have. And this is the best advice I can give our dear friend and listener, Elizabeth. There was that Uber driver that asked you to have some of your trail mix that one time. you guys were fast friends that day unrelated to what I'm about to say but listeners I want you to imagine you're in an Uber or Lyft ride

minding your own bit you're in the back of the fucking car right just trying to get from point A to point B and maybe you know in advance it's a long ride and so you have a tiny little bit of trail mix on your person imagine opening the bag and just getting a few raisins, cashews, M&Ms, whatever the fuck. And the driver turns and says, yo man, could I get some of that?

What are you going to say no? So, like, I didn't think anything of it, but it's just, it's- Wait, did you like, wait, hold on. I don't remember. I know you're going to ask. Yeah. She's motion, Aaron's motioning with her hand. Like, did I pour?

Yes. Or did I reach in my hand? Or did you let him reach in? Or did I let him reach in? Yes. I don't remember. I don't remember. God damn it.

I know. Did you rate five stars? I didn't even remember where I was going. I think you were. coming home from the airport i don't know where you were coming from just coming home yeah i don't remember but how it must have been the airport because like where else would you have a bag of trail mixed on you you you know what i mean it's not like i was coming home from a party no i think it was during a time where we were going to the gym all the time okay and like we would never be without snacks on our

funny on us funny okay so that would have been a while ago yeah yeah it was probably like 2018 or something right that would be what it was 2019 maybe yeah so back to what the f right friends making friends in a foreign land moving to a new city new state new town new country whatever um you were with me we went to pub trivia okay first off he's my friend not your friend yes well no he's both of our friends and who who no he's both of our friends initiated the conversation your ass you're loud ass did you're loud ass did yeah that doesn't count you can't no you can't yeah you have to have made a friend on your own oh no no no no you have to have made a friend on your own Hmm. So, okay. Oh my God.

Claudi! Stop. No. So friends I've made outside of YouTube, outside of internet. And outside of me. Does TwitchCon count? No. No cons? They can't know you. I don't, okay. Let me just go through like texts and see if like, oh yeah, that person's not affiliated with online stuff.

But mom, my manager, that YouTuber, spam. That's a YouTuber neighborhood watch. It doesn't count. My sisters. Uh-oh. That's a YouTuber. Uh-oh. Landlord.

Uh-oh. I don't know this person, so that doesn't count. Shit. Shit, Aaron. So what you're saying is that any friends that you've made outside of YouTube have been because of me. So what you're saying is that... Shit, Aaron. I don't know what I'm saying.

I am the advice giver here. So, yeah, what's your advice then? Since I'm clearly unqualified, even though I had a really good start, I was going to say Pub Trivia. I think Pub Trivia is a great way to meet and meet new friends and people. We had, honestly, so we have met a number of friends through Pub Trivia. Yeah. You, your husband, you guys go do trivia and don't ever tell yourself, I'm not good at trivia.

That's the whole point of trivia. Oh, yeah. It's like karaoke. It's random ass shit that like you don't know if you know it until you know it. Everybody's good at trivia. And also it's just fun. Like fuck it if like you don't know some sports questions and such. And then there's some camaraderie among teams.

Yes, there is. And then you guys can get some friendly banter going between teams. Some back and forth. Some like rivalries and shit. And then you just, you do have to go out on a limb and be like, good game guys. And then you keep going back. and you keep going back and then you keep seeing these people over and over again. Familiar faces. Familiar faces. Start to ask about their lives and their families.

Yes. All of a sudden, you just start learning about people. And if you like them, then you hang out. That's the hope, right? That's the hope. But I think that's, I think that would be a solid foundation or at least a good start. What's interesting is that growing up, I was weirdly shy. Like, I was the kid that would like hide behind my mom's legs.

It was like a little kid. I was very quiet until I hit middle school. And I don't know what happened. You haven't stopped talking since. Honestly, I don't know what happened. I just, blah, blah, but I like fucking came out of my shell. You blossomed. Yeah, whatever.

But I would like to think my cousin, really, my cousin, who's cancer, who she was always very outgoing. And I would just kind of mimic her. And then I became outgoing. But it wasn't like, I don't know that I was actually outgoing. I think I just saw what. You parroted that behavior. Yeah, yeah.

No shit. Aaron. I didn't, I, this is new to me. Really? Yeah. I don't remember you ever telling me that. Yeah. You're just mimicking how she, what, how she talked or just like. No, she was just very, she was very bold. She wasn't afraid to talk to anybody. Just like you. And. Wow. Then that just became natural. And then I've been doing that for 27 years now and, and that's been the norm. There's definitely days though where I go, like, I do not want to talk to anybody. Yeah. But, and we have to eat those frogs. Well, old habits also die hard.

I mean, yeah. But I would say it's less of a habit, more of a inherent trait. It is a gift. It is a gift to... What's the gift? To converse? Are you kidding me? I'm sure people, like...

I don't know that it's a gift. I'm sure a lot of people would kill for that. Yeah, that is... I think you can teach people. All people want to do... Yeah, I don't doubt that you can. All people want to do is talk about... Just all you...

Like, I guess I should say, all you have to do is ask people questions about themselves. and they'll just fucking go on and on and on. Shit, you're very, you're 100% right. That's literally all you have to do. Tell me about what's that like. That's literally how we met. You just kept asking questions about what I did. It is so easy to converse with people by just asking them questions.

This babe's really into me. I know. And I was just like, no, I was just talking. I just know shit about YouTubers. Like that's all that was. All right. So there you go. Elizabeth, two things.

Pub trivia and ask questions about people. Ask them, ask questions about themselves. Yeah. And they'll open up. They'll open right the heck up. And he just made a new friend. I also would say, I'm not sure if you guys went to college or what the move is all about. But I have also made friends with Jack's friends or friends of their spouses and such.

You sure have, yeah. So I would also recommend with your husband's new job, potentially connecting with his coworkers and potentially their spouses, partners, roommates. It's what have you. That'd be a pretty solid group. Yeah. Leveraging that connection. Any alumni networks?

Yeah. They're like happy hours, things like that. Like just like... For unions or whatnot. Yeah. Getting to me, people, also people love to laugh. Don't make jokes of people's expenses, but like, I mean, making jokes in general. Like, not like, hey, knock, knock.

But like... Pete insult comic. Just saying something that's universally. of funnies or sarcastic comment that we can all like identify with. You're telling Elizabeth that just be funny. Be funny now. Be funny now. Elizabeth, just say something funny.

I'm just saying. I think people really like appreciate that and like are drawn to it. Sorry, just every once in a while when I stream. Jack, you have no friends. How are you going to make fun of my advice? Okay. I'm going to right now. When I stream, sometimes when I'm like, I'm recording a.

yye episode or a jackass or whatever and i'm trying to like answer a question or provide feedback or something while giving witty commentary i'll stall and i'll be like i'm gonna you know i won't know what to say because you're a loser and people in the chat would be like just say something funny it's like you don't understand it's so hard for me because i'm not funny i steal all my jokes from my wife being a YouTuber is the hardest job in the world harder than firefighting is that why harder than teaching way harder than teaching. Jack, what time did you get out of bed this morning? Oh, who can say? It was like earlier than 10. It might have been like 940. That's not true. Because I was, I was awake and moving and groove in at 940 and the house was silent. We are the

heroes, the silent generation, I think. Oh, okay. What do you do for the first two hours of your day, every day? I, sit at the kitchen counter. I, so Chip sits in my lap. as I eat my little breakfast. Uh-huh. And that's where like it's the most important part of the day because that's where I'm brainstorming. Until. I'm gathering and manifesting chi and energy.

Until. What do you mean until? 3 p.m.? No, wow. So rude. So rude. Jack starts his day at like 2 p.m. And then claims he's swamped and stressed.

Okay. Honey, no one needs to know that. Anyway, I have a second question for you though. Oh. From the hotline. Hit me. All right. Valerie asks if you could place Adam Sandler in any horror movie.

Oh, no. Which would it be? You can also place any character that Adam Sandler played in any of his movies. Oh, yeah, where would water boy fit? Happy Gilmore, Jill, Dracula. Jill, Jack and Jill. That movie was not that bad. For the record, that movie was not that bad.

You're going to love this. You never watch my videos. No, I don't. I recently uploaded a video where one of the, it was a Jackask, I think. And one of the questions was, what are some movies everyone loves that you dislike? And what are some movies everyone dislikes that you like? Country Strong. No, that never came up.

Fuck you. But for the latter, for movies that everyone dislikes that I secretly like, I brought up Jack and Jill and said that Aaron and I watched that together. And we both agreed, Al Pacino fucking puts his whole back into that performance. And it's, like, his, he doesn't phone. anything in. That was not a bad movie. That was not a bad movie.

I do not understand the like meme of it all. The meme of Jack and Jill as a movie. It was not bad. It really wasn't. Trust me, I have seen what is supposed to be good. Right. We talked about West Averson. It was so much worse.

We're talking about the Grand Budapest Hotel. What about fucking everything everywhere all at once? That was garbage. I like that one. I heart Huckabees. Garbage. I heart Huckabees. I don't know if that's a hot take to dislike I heart Huckabee's.

It is a hot take. Oh, okay. People love I heart Huckabee's because they want to think they're smart and they're not. I think they did 15 years ago. I don't know if that holds up now. Who? Them thinking they're smart?

Yes. What? Yeah. Stop. Okay, so Adam Sandler in a horror film, I immediately go to, because he actually does, like, not even the character, just Adam Sandler, the actor, because he does have acting chops, you know, since we both saw the first 20 minutes of uncut gems and then never the rest, he can fucking act when he wants to.

I think he would have been good. as Jack Nicholson's character in The Shining. What's his fucking name? Is his name like Jack Torrance? Yes. Is it actually? Yes. So it is Jack.

So Jack is playing Jack. He would kill as Jack Torrance as like a struggling like alcoholic but now sober writer. No, you know what would be so fucking funny though? If Adam Sandler is Billy Madison was Jack Torrance. So he was like, stop looking at me, Swan. Stop looking at me, twins. Oh, I hate that you might have something there. That would be so fucking funny.

Or like the lady in the bathtub. Oh, yeah. What would that be like? That Veronica Vaugh. Never mind. Okay. Or him on the typewriter and it's just. Rosotto?

Resudo. Resudo over again. Yes. Those look like ours. Roruto. Those are Zs. Okay. I can see the YouTube video already of like someone like...

Oh, oh, oh. Oh, wait. Wait, wait. Also, the little boys from Big Daddy that are Colin Dylan Spouse are the twins in the hallway. God damn, Mary. Who does he say... That is so funny. Who does he say, it could be our milk?

Who does he say that to? Does he say that to the naked lady or... I says that to the bartender. So I apologize if you haven't seen the shit. Shining or Billy Madison, this will be just a jumble of words. But if you've seen either or both of those, you agree. How about a big daddy when he said, this is my favorite line ever, you're mad at your dad, not at me, I forgive you.

He says that while he's using an axe to break through the door, you're mad at your dad, not at me. I forgive you. That's such a better line than here's Johnny. That's so much better. Aaron, you just improved upon. on Kubrick's the Shining, tenfold. Oh, man.

That would be so good. I'm short. Honestly, though, I think people have the means and the tools to edit that trailer now. Adam Sandler's Billy Madison is Jack Torrance in The Shining. Just make like a three-minute trailer of the scenes we described and we'll love you forever. I don't know. What else did fucking happy. You can't use AI.

You have to use his dialogue. Wait, oh, wait. What if the old lady in the bathtub? was actually his grandmother, and she just comes out of the bathtub going, my fingers hurt. We're mixing up movies, but the grandmother from Happy Gilmore. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, right, right, right.

Yeah. Oh, what I would have, but I didn't have any money. Do you want to see Happy Gilmore, too? Because I've heard it's not, I've heard it's not good. Sure. It's not a priority of mine. It's not like we're like losing, I mean, if it's on Netflix, it's not like I know of the movies. It's a good, it's good folding your laundry movie, I've heard.

Just like, you know, have it on the background while you're cooking, folding laundry, taking it up, whatever. So I'd watch it with you. Okay. Honey. Since we didn't answer, really. We give a few, no, we give a few answers. We wrote a, we wrote a, to be fair, we wrote a fucking screenplay. We really did at this point.

I hope that answers your question. What was their name? Valerie. Valerie, thank you so much for texting into the hotline. I love it. You guys wouldn't believe how many. pet pictures I've gotten. Thank you. Yes. Not only dogs, but today I've received chinchilla. Shut up, really? Tortoise. Lizard. Oh. Mm-hmm.

Well, keep sending them our way if you like. I know. I love seeing your pets. Please keep them coming. And again, you can always text in or you can call. Either way, the number is, Dad, Hug Me, 10. And a couple of people have asked, like, well, I don't know how to, I don't know how to, you won't believe the number of people who have asked how to actually call that number. dad hug me 10 it's just look at well look at your keypad right and see are they still there hold on i think they are like go to your dial they are that go to your keypad yeah there are letters on each number yeah with the exception of one and zero yeah because it's just the numbers one and zero but just type in dad hug me 10 and we would love to hear from you or read from you whichever is the case we

the hotline is always a buzzin and we freaking love it. So thank you guys so much for keeping that hotline alive after all these years. We really freaking appreciate it. Remember season one? We kept it open for like if people were going to call. I still want to do that. I want to do an episode. I want to do that too. Yeah, not this week, but at some point, I think about that from time to time. We're just going to have the tablet or a phone just on standby. And we should make an announcement too. We kind of, I feel like we should, right? Like let people know. It's funnier when it's random. Okay, never mind. Yeah. Then never mind. We will make no such announcement. And if someone calls in, we will pick up and we'll converse with you live,

but not now. But not now. But it's just a dancing, a thought, dancing around my head. And apparently Jacks, he's got a lot of things that dance in his head, if you know what I mean. No, please elaborate. What are you trying to say, babe? You know. Moving on. Aaron, do you remember that wonderful, awful, gray's anatomy quiz that you and I took together? What's Gray's Anatomy? Exactly. Well, there are more questions because we stopped halfway through the quiz that was made for us generously by the Jack Film Council, but we have more questions that we never got to. So jokes on you, I've actually been watching, binging. No, Aaron, that's cheating. The Grey's Anatomy series since we stopped. Because I needed to see this. Name three characters. Maggie? Is there a Maggie? I've

already forgotten. Oh, there is a Maggie. Yeah, Maggie. Nike joins the show in season 10. Hold on. Let me think. Meredith. Yes. McDreamy. Oh my God.

She did it. She named. McSteamy. Holy shit, four. Wait, don't tell me what was. Oh, I wouldn't be able to say it. I wouldn't be able to tell you. What was Catherine Heigel's character's name?

I. Give me, wait, okay, hold on. Give me the first letter. I. Izzy. Good one. Thank you. And I'm only like, viewers, listeners.

Remember Izzy from Love is Blind? I'm just going through the slide. I don't actually You don't? No, I don't He had the bad credit, remember Oh sure But no like I'm not

It's not like Oh I remember Izzy No I'm looking at the slides From the PowerPoint The council made us for this quiz When she like fucked a ghost or something Exactly yeah yeah yeah Yeah, yeah

The ghost fucker Izzy Is he Is he the ghost fuck you ghost fucker Doesn't that sound like a really mean insult That's No it sounds like Something I'd like to try one day

No For those who are unfamiliar it's a quiz titled, Crazy Anatomy, real or fake. And all you have to do, and all Aaron and I have to do, is try to disertain if the following plot synopsis... Dissertain.

That's not the right word. Is it the right word? Dissertain. Assertain. Assertain. All you have to do, listeners, and all we have to do. We have to decide.

We have to, we got to decide and ascertain. If... We have to figure out. If the plot synopsis that we read out loud actually happened in an episode of Grey's Anatomy or if it's all bullshit. Because the show is kind of ridiculous. It's kind of a balls to the wall show. That's what happens when a show is on air for 50 fucking seasons.

You end up doing everything. It becomes the everything show. Like Fortnite. You would agree. I would. Okay, here we go. Are you ready, honey? I'm ready.

Listeners, did this really happen on Grey's Anatomy? Alex, how would you say that? Karov, Karov, Karov. Kare. Alex Karov. Karov. Alex Karov. is briefly hunted by the mob for failing to save the life of a mobster's child during surgery.

He gets away by faking his own death and moving to a farm with his ex-wife and their children. He does not return to the show. Yes, I believe that. Why do you believe that someone goes into the witness protection program? He doesn't go into witness protection. He moves to a farm with his ex-wife. Is that not the same thing? No, that's not the same thing.

Witness protection is like the government assigns you, not that I know. You seem awfully sure of yourself, my love. But witness protect, wouldn't that be funny? I wonder if we've ever met somebody in witness protection. We didn't even know it. We have kind of like how statistically you've probably met a serial killer. No, I think that's just a murderer. I don't think it's a serial killer.

A serial killer, yeah. I don't think serial killers are that like prominent. Okay, fine, a murderer. I'm going to say yes because it's a great way to write somebody off and I don't know who the fuck Alex Karev is.

Yeah. They have not, I don't think they've come across in our quiz yet. And I could see the mob wanting to kill somebody who killed their kid because they don't have

anybody else to blame. Pitonio was a legend. And I don't, and I'm sure that they also just wanted to write off the ex-wife too. So let's just get rid of the whole family and bada-bing, bada-boom,

They're gone. Hey, no need for stereotypes. They're gone. I can also see this happening because when did Gray's Anatomy start? Uh, 1989. That's not fucking true. I have no idea. Probably 2005 maybe.

Like, I have no fucking idea. So the Sopranos. Hold on. Let me let me tell you. Yeah, don't look up too much. Don't look up to see if there's an Alex Carrey. I'm just going to look up Gray's Anatomy. Okay.

Chill the fuck out. Because, yeah. 2005. You, wow. High five. I hate when you're right. but sometimes you have to celebrate it. So I ask, I ask, oh, put your phone away.

I'm just, I was just. I ask only because the Sopranos, hugely influential show about the mafia. That was early 2000s. That was 99 to 06, I think. Yeah. That show ran. But its effects were felt through like Breaking Bad and many such shows. So I would imagine.

And after the Sopranos came. Bordock Empire? Was that about the mob? I never watched Bordwalk Empire, so let me be the first to tell you that, yeah, I think it was. I do think it was about the mob, but like the earlier times, like the, I think turn of the century. Yeah, it was like Atlantic City. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, something, something, yeah. Steve Bichemmy was in it.

Something, something, yeah. Yeah, he was Mr. Borewock Empire. I think that was his name. But. Hello, my darling. That was his catchphrase. His catchphrase was just the dancing frog song. Yellow my baby,

Yon all my running, yellow my right time, yeah. That's Steve Bishamie. What can't he do? He's so talented. I mean, he fucking saved people from 9-11.

He did. He did save. And get this. He's directed, he's directed, I think, a few episodes of the Sopranos and some other shows.

As if it's hard. She rolled her eyes and she said that. Okay, you and I, it's boring if we both agree, but I don't care. I'm going to both agree. Just,

I think this. This is too good. No offense to the council. This is too good of a plot point to make up. This totally happened. This was a devastating episode because we all loved Alex Karev. So we were very sad to see him go. So sad.

So sad. All my Karev stands can relate. All right. Ready, honey? Yes. Here we go. It did not happen. It did not happen.

Oh, shit. Oh no. Oh, no. Okay. There's a little blurb. Wait, don't read it. Okay. Let's guess.

It was witness protection. Who played Alex. Karev before we look it up. Would we know? I don't know. No, of course not. You just pick a random fucking actor. I'm going to get Steve Bischemi.

I was going to say Bradley Cooper. Brad, that's the best you can do? That's the best I can do. James Vanderbeek. And Steve, okay, oh, fuck, that's a good one. That's a good one. All right. All right.

I'm going to say Dean Norris, aka Hank Schrader from Breaking Bad. Oh, okay. Just because he tweeted sex gifts once. Is that all it said? Yes. Oh, my God. Okay, so the plot of Alex Karev being hunted by the mob for failing to stay the life, blah, blah, blah, blah, moving to a farm.

That does not happen. That's not real. Here's what the council wrote. Alex does leave the hospital to live on a farm with Izzy and their children, but it has nothing to do with running from the mob. He just straight up leaves his current wife and all of his friends, Chad. Holy shit. Diabolical, dude. Fuck Izzy and fuck.

Alex. Do you think that was how they wrote off? Yes, I do. Catherine Hegel? Yes. That is a, that's bold. All of it. They like destroyed her reputation in addition to writing her off. Like, oh, let's go run away with another man's wife. Didn't she the actress kind of destroy a reputation? I don't know. I don't know. I, I don't know that I, I don't know that I understand all the ins and out of the issues there for me to like say something. This is where I need to. Pat the council members who wrote this quiz on the back for tricking us completely with the whole mob angle. Because that's a great angle. I'd believe it. Not only do I believe it, I'd watch that episode. Love me some mob threads. I mean, I watched that show with the guy from Breaking Bad and...

Better Call Saul? No. And his son, Your Honor. Oh, yeah. Where they killed the mob's son. That starts off pretty strong. Son? Yeah.

Yeah. The first season of that's pretty damn good. Yeah, I stopped. I did not watch the second one. They made a second season and they never should have because it doesn't go anywhere. Yeah. So it could have. Series finale of Your Honor is the final episode of season one as far as I'm concerned.

All right. Aaron, listeners. Is this a real plot from Grace Anatomy? The main character, Meredith, spends most of a season in a coma because she has COVID in her. Aaron, please. In her comatose state, she communes with several dead characters, including her husband and sister. Yes, I believe that to be true. We're going to say yes to, like, no, I'm in agreement.

We're just going to keep saying yes because, like, fuck it. That's not true. We didn't say yes to everyone last time. But I feel like, does that not sound like a real episode? You were the one who wanted to do the quiz. Oh, you know what? I'm going to bet it's not COVID. I'm going to bet it's going to be like, no, she wasn't a coma, but she didn't have COVID.

She had E. coli. I don't know. She had something else. No, I'm going to say, yeah, it's real. Final answer? Final answer. Damn it. Is it real?

It's real. Meredith passes out in season 17, episode 3, which aired in November, and doesn't wake up until episode 11, which aired in April. That would drive me the fuck crazy. This is maddening to me. Having Meredith Gray passed out for eight episodes, being a coma for eight fucking. episodes of a season? She probably had another gig. They needed to figure out how to like... What other gig? I don't know. I haven't looked at her IMDB, but I'm sure... I'm saying, but like, for someone who's the title character

in one of the longest running shows in recent memory. Yeah, it can't be her only fucking job. What if it is, though? It's not. But what if it is? She was in old school. It can't be. Stop it. She was an old school way before the show. Wasn't way before. Before the show then. She was, I forgot. She was. I forgot. She was in old school. I know we talked about that last time. I know. I know. Aaron, listeners, did this really happen on Gray's Anatomy?

Mark Sloan, famously, a ladies man, sees an attractive young woman in a bar near the hospital and attempts to hit on her. However, she then reveals that she's been looking for him because she is his long-lost daughter. Ew. He feels little to no remorse for hitting on her. No. No? No.

That's gross. Not only do I think this did happen. This happened in like a late episode of Dexter, the original show of Dexter. Remember Mazuka? He was the quagmire of the fucking show. Oh my God. I forgot about that. In an absolutely goes nowhere plot arc, some girl comes up to him.

And he's like, he's like the filthy, you know, he's the quagmire of the fucking show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he immediately thinks like, oh, this hot chick's hidden on me. And then she reveals, I think she's his kid, right? Was that it? I don't know. Some relative. Relative or kid.

I think it was a kid. And then, and you think like, oh, fuck, where's this going? And the answer is nowhere. Didn't go anywhere. It wasn't even played as a joke. It's just, oh, she's related to him and isn't that interesting. Because you think, like, oh, maybe she's the killer. She's the big bad this season.

Like, nope. So having a ladies man character, in this case, Mark Sloan on Gray's Anatomy, uh, yeah, this totally happened. This totally fucking happened. You said no? The part that's unreasonable. realistic to me is that he feels little to no remorse for hitting on her. That's the part where I go, ew, no.

You can't put that on network television. I think so. I think with a line, with one line, he's like, well, old habits die hard. You know, or he just, he says, he says something like, can you blame me? Okay, Donald Trump. He goes, come on. All right. Here you go.

Did this actually happen? It's fake. I win. I'm actually shocked. I was so certain. I was so sure. Read it. Mark does discover he has a daughter, but he does not hit on her.

Thank God. Although it sounds like something he would do. Because men are. Mm-mm, cool. Men are doctors in the show Gray's Anatomy. Barely. His doctor's first name is also Sloan for some reason. That's stupid.

Your name's Sloan, my name's Sloan. Wait, that is stupid. That's so dumb. That's how we know. So wait, her name's Sloan, Sloan. Like Mario Mario? Wait, what's his name? Mark Sloan.

No, it's like sex in the city. Miranda Hobbs gave birth to a boy named Brady with the father being Steve Brady. So if Brady were to adopt the father's last name, it would be Brady Brady. Right. Thank you. And so that's Sloan Sloan, Sloan. Yes. Oh, man.

Aaron, if they made this quiz but for Sex and City, you'd fucking taste that. I actually don't think I would. Yeah, you would be like, that's bullshit. That didn't happen. Here's what. Here's why. Well, I know the broader details. I don't know big detail or like little details.

Big details? Shut up. No, I don't know little details. There's a character named Big on Sex and the City. Some seasons I know way more than others. Aaron, is this real? A large plot point of the first season is whether Richard Weber, the chief of surgery, should retire as he's getting old.

He is one of the only original cast members still on the show today. Yes. Yeah, I feel like. And by the way, that's legit. I don't think that's a very interesting plot point. No. Right? Yeah.

I feel like that's not one of the wackity, schmackety plot points that we've heard so far in Gray's Anatomy. But this seems like, I don't know if it'd be riveting television, but this seems like an early. What if he's actually that he's too young to be the chief of surgery? Oh, shit, Aaron. Oh, what do you think? Are you going to go? Okay.

Because I'm going to. You know what? I'm going to say fake. Okay. And I'm going to say he's too young to be the chiefest. Yes. I don't want to say fake. and he's too young to be chief of surgery.

Okay, that would be better. That would be better. I'm going to stick with my old answer. He's old, he's too old. No way. And he's still on the show today for all you gray heads out there. All right, here we go. The reveal, it is in fact real.

Sorry, honey. Damn. Yeah. While Weber is no longer the chief of surgery, he still regularly practices medicine. The actor who plays him is 70 years old. Wait, who is it? Hold on.

Now I want to look at it. Weber? He's played by, um, uh, Hugh Grant. Hugh Lawrence. Hugh Lorry? Dr. House? Hugh Lory, yeah, yeah.

You didn't even fucking know his name. Sure didn't. Sorry. Get the fuck out of here. Hugh, I know you listen. I'm so sorry, buddy. I blew it. Wow.

There are over 99 plus top cast. Jesus. That's like Game of Thrones. Wow. Writers. That's too many. That's too many. This is crazy.

What a great job opportunity for people, though. Seriously. Okay. What's his name again? Richard Weber. Weber. He was in. James Pickens Jr. He was in...

Wow, I somehow missed him. Four hundred and forty eight episodes. I can't believe there are that many. That's fucking crazy. Good Lord. And do I recognize this man? He kind of looks familiar. All these pictures, he has like a mask on or they're far away.

How convenient. Those would be good dating profile pictures. Ever tell you I went on a date with a guy that was like, oh, you're thinner than I thought you would be? And this was when I was actually thin. And I was like, why would you say that? And he was like, oh, you didn't have any body picks in your profile. Oh, my God.

And I was like, I didn't know I needed body picks. Like, I hate men. Wow. He then went on to call a vagina roast beef. He's a real winner. That was the last time I talked to that guy. Let's have him on. Okay, honey, I think this might be the last one.

Okay. Did this happen? Lexi Gray's mother. Who the fuck is Lexi Gray? I'll tell you, Lexi Gray's mother, Meredith Gray's stepmom, dies of a bloody nose. A bloody nose, Aaron. Well, technically, it's like people don't die of AIDS. They die of complications from AIDS.

So people don't die from a bloody nose. They die of complications from a bloody nose. Like, maybe she had a bloody nose. There's no way she could bleed out through her nose without actually being like a brain aneurysm. I was really going to say it's false. False is a brain aneurysm. Or like some kind of traumatic. And so if it's, if they try to say it's true, I'm going to call fucking bullshit on that

because I'm like, no. No one dies of a bloody nose. Nobody dies of a bloody fucking nose. Complications that yield. Yes. A bloody nose. Okay. So I'm going to say fucking no.

No. The answer is. I'm going to say aneurism, not bloody nose. Final answer. Ready? Ready. So much worse. So we're correct in that.

It's false. Okay. She actually dies of the hiccups. Shut the fuck up. That's going to be my first Graze Anatomy episode ever. Can we get doctors to wait? I'm sure there is a TikTok. I'm just not on that algorithm because I don't watch Grace Anatomy.

But holy Christ, can we get a fucking doctor to weigh in here? Is that actually possible? How could that be? In what world and what are the odds of that happening? I genuinely- If I watch this show, I wouldn't leave my house. Like, I'd be scared of dying every way to Sunday. I'll bet that, like, as much as I'm meming on that episode, like, yeah, I want that to be the first episode I watch.

I'll bet it's actually scary. I'll bet it's like more and more intense, which is like, I can't stop up. Every time Jack has a headache, he thinks he's dying of a brain aneurism. True story. It's not true. It's like 50-50. No, it's 100%. Huge thanks to our council members who helped create that quiz.

Thank you so much. That was a lot of fun. That was a lot of fun. Send me more quizzes with your shitty TV shows that you watch. Oh my God. Yeah. Call us or text us at the hotline if you want us to be quizzed on any other shows or movies or whatever. We're down a clown. Sadly, Jack has already watched the summer I turn pretty. Yeah, so don't ask us about that. So he cannot be quizzed on it. But thank you guys so much. Give me all your ideas. Text me, call me. I love hearing. from you all. One of these days, we're going to turn off of the do not disturb and we're going to answer a call

live on air. I cannot fucking wait. But until then, we'll talk to you soon. I'm sorry. Do you hear that, honey? Honey? No. Honey.

No. Look at me. I don't feel like it. Well, I do because something's in the air. And this is a special occasion. You don't even like Leos. I'm actually very neutral. I don't like or dislike them.

I'm saying this is a special occasion. because this week's horoscope is our last for Leo season. And how do you know that, Jack? You told me. How do you think? So I have a horoscope here for all you Leo's out there. But, Aaron, I need your help. I have been feeling rather witchy lately.

You have. You and your numbers and your bullshit. All right, honey. If you guys subscribe to the Patreon, you'll find out why. Oh, dude. That's very true. Okay. Aaron. What is something you call the dogs when you're mad at them?

Ladybugs. Noddy. No, no, ladybugs is perfect. Okay. Give me an adjective. Simple. Give me a past tense verb that ends in ED. Hurried. What is a collective that you call all of your fans?

A symposium. Can it be something plural? Sisters. Sisters is great. Hey, sisters. Sisters works very well. extremely well. I'm in Disneyland and I'm drinking around the world.

That took me a second. Are you sisters? You're so much better of voices than I am. I shouldn't be. Aaron, what year did you have your first kiss? And you can guess and estimate. Okay, like kiss kiss or like, because we played spin the bottle and we when I was No, give me kiss, kiss.

That was Ross Rader. I don't need a name. On the last day of seventh grade. Looking for a year. I think it was a week before my 13th birthday? So, 2009? 2000. Okay.

2000 is perfect. Give me a verb. Shame? That's one of those words that can be like. Yeah, I'll give me a few things. Yeah. Give me another verb. Okay.

Microwaved. Yep. I microwaved something. Yeah, yeah, that's a verb. Give me another verb. Slam. Perfect. Give me another verb.

Multiply? Yes. Okay. All right. We'll take a break from the verbs. Give me animals. Chinchilla. Somebody actually sent me a picture of their chinchilla on the hotline.

Give me more animals. Tortoises? Yeah. Somebody else has sent me a picture of their tortoise. That's fun. And apparently it's a tortoise that doesn't hibernate. Because I was asking, where do you put it when it hibernates? I have a friend that puts hers under the dining room table.

For like a year, right? No, Jack, it's not a year. It's a half a year. That's still insane. It's still insane. Okay. And then she said that she had a friend who had a tortoise that hibernated, put it in a shoebox under her bed.

That's what I'm thinking of. Yeah. Well, I don't know that person. But that's, well, I don't even know if it was a she now that I think about it. But anyway. Aaron, stop talking about tortoises and shoe boxes. Do you do more animals? I actually do need more animals.

Okay. Somebody sent me a picture of a vulture, eating a possum. Okay, do you want vultures or possums? Vultures. Okay. Give me an adjective. Shiny. Perfect.

Honey, give me the name of a crush you had in school. I just said it, Ross Rader. No, don't put Ross Rader down. We already used him. Well, we didn't use the name. We couldn't use Rosh Riter. Ross Rader. Ross Roster.

Give me more animals. Oh, okay. We can go with possums. I do like a possum. You want to do possums? Did you know that they're the only marsupial in North America, Jack? Aaron, I didn't. Do you need more animals?

Because I've got more. No, we actually don't. I do need one last verb, though, please. Burn. Perfect. And finally, what is a quote that you wish you could have told everyone when you left your last company? Aw. Again, if you guys subscribe to the Patreon, you'll know.

She's thinking. this is the last thing we need from you you'll be with me like a handprint on my heart Perfect And now whatever No no that's all That's all we'll need

Okay honey Open your third eye Oh my gosh, it's open Ignore this script I'm handing to you right now Okay Do me a favor and give Leo's their final horse of the season. Leo.

Dear Leo's, not to be confused with DeCaprio. I don't have a horoscope for you. What? Sorry, ladybugs. I'd rather be playing

my simple bug game. Hurried. Sisters! It's so fun. I have 2,000... Oh, now I'm like How'd you get that number?

2,000 hours in it so far. Really? Wow. You can shame chinchillas. Cool. Microwave tortoises. Finally. Been waiting for that one. That's so fucked.

And even slam vultures. Hell yeah. But you have to be shiny because if you die in the game, you multiply in real life. Well, that's not so bad. My aunt's name is Ross. Raider. No shit. And the sequel is even better.

Why? I heard that you can finally burn possums. About time. Well, sorry that your last horoscope of the year sucks so bad, Leo's. It actually doesn't. Nah, I don't care. You'll be with me like a handprint on my heart. Good job, baby.

Well horoscopeed. Now how do I get rid of this guy next to me? That last one caught me off guard. I didn't know you would quote wicked. I was... Of course I would. I was just... We had to go our separate ways.

We were just... I was going this way. They were going the other way. But that doesn't mean I don't love them any less. I was expecting a more mean-spirited goodbye. And you went... You did a complete 180, the total opposite direction of what I anticipated. And I love you for that.

Yeah. I'm a little unpredictable that way. I'll say. Speaking of unpredictable, the bonus episodes on our Patreon veer into completely unpredictable territory. We have talked about Patreon three times in the last 10 minutes. I think we need to shut the fuck up. Okay. Kai.

No, wait. No, I want to keep that part in. Oh, okay, that's fair. I mean, come hang out, but also, I understand if you're like, can you shut the fuck up now? I can't afford the $6 a month. It's only five, Aaron. Is it? Yeah. I thought it was $5.99. I think it's just five.

Twitch subs are six. Oh, maybe that's what I'm making. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I subscribe to both our Patreon And our Twitch. And by the way, that's on my personal credit card. I do not get to write those expenses off. Oh, man. Thanks, baby.

That's how I know it's real. The love is real. And listeners, thank you so much for tuning in to get another episode of Aaron is the funny one. We'll be back next week with even more shenanigans and tomfoolery. Jack, what season is it next week? What season is it? Why, it's the one after Leo.

And that is Pisces. Oh, my God. You're so dumb. Thanks, everybody. What is it? Wish me luck. luck in finding a new husband. Bye.

Hey, me too.