Erin is the Funny One - Memecoin Or Fake

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

Erin and Jack take the sequel to a beloved quiz: is this memecoin real or fake? It’s harder than it sounds, and there are a LOT to catch up on…plus, the “Mad Libs” style horoscope returns! Follow Erin and Jack on Instagram:⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/2toesup/?hl=en⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/jacksfilms/?hl=en⁠⁠⁠⁠ To watch Erin Is The Funny One on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@jackisanerd⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/erinisthefunnyone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Love the way. Welcome to a brand new episode of Aaron is the funny one. Sorry me. Sorry me. Me and only me. Oh, we know, honey. We know you're the star of the show. I make this magic happen.

And me. Who are you? The ugly. That's right. Honey, before we begin, you told me off camera, off the record, that you wanted to, you wanted this one, this episode to be a little different. Please elaborate for our listeners. I need to repent for my sins. And how?

I may have gotten a little too excited. As you are wont to do. Yes. It happens to the best of us or just us. Just us. Um, and I have decided that because all I did was, I've, I ruined quiz time. I did. I ruined quiz time.

You ruined quizmas. I know. I ruined it. Santa doesn't come for another year. So anyway. For listeners who were like, Irmy Squeeze Me sauce, um, she's just, she talked about her Aaronisms and she went, she went on a few tangents last time, if you can believe that to the point where we couldn't do our quiz.

It was literally 90 minutes long. So. Sorry, guys. We do have a quiz prepared. We actually have a few, and we're going to choose which one to do tonight. We're going to rain it in a little bit. Just a bit. Just a air in front.

But for you listeners who are like, Irm, I really miss the quizzes. I have great news for you. You will get your quiz. And honestly, I'm excited for the quizzes. My counsel has worked awful hard. My team works awful hard on these quizzes. And I think they're eager for us to kind of dive into

what we got. I guess I also, I'm just, I want to put it out there that, put it out there. I, I can't promise that I'll succeed, but I can promise

that at least in this very moment, I have the best of intentions to do my best. That's, that's all I can promise, though. So I'm gonna do my best to zip it, zip it, zip,

Aaron, all we can do is our best. Shut up, Jack. What a, that should be a bumper sticker. All right, what are we doing? Wine of the week here. We're doing wine of the week, baby. And boy, after your, your, your protests on last week's wine of the week. It's disgusting. I mixed it up a bit and got us a red. And if you're watching this on YouTube, you can hopefully see a picture of it. It's Apothic crush soft blend, luscious and silky. That's what it says. 2022. Okay, I'll be honest. I feel like I know the name Apothic, but I don't know why because I don't really drink Reds. I'm assuming Apothic. also has whites, but I don't know. It's like, imagine me.

I'm just waking up out of a deep coma and everything, or I've been diagnosed with amnesia. I got, I had a head injury. Not again. And it's very similar to akin to how a few weeks ago I was talking about how I'm like, I have these like laser beam thoughts where I just like, like, I'm the psychic medium and I just like say words and you guys have to put the story together. Similar to, I follow this psychic on TikTok. What's his name?

He's like the Long Island Medium, but he's not, he's a man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was shocked to find out he was married with children. But that's a whole other story. I forget his name. If you know who I'm talking about, you fucking know who I'm talking about. But anyway, I was watching a TikTok last night of his because the psychic medium thing really fascinates me.

And he was doing like one of those like big crowd. readings and he fuck I already fucked up here I am like la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la anyway um what's the point

he it's funny because I was thinking he tells the story as though it's like like I say words he tells the story but anyway just imagine that I'm the kind of psychic medium that just says words and you guys put the narrative together for me

How does this pertain to this red? Oh, so I just woke up from my coma or I was diagnosed with amnesia and I go, Apothic, that sounds familiar. I see. But I don't know why or how or what. And then, and then the person who wanted me to lose my memory hits me in the head again because they don't want me remembering why I know Apothic. That sounds like a juicy story, a juicy movie. What was, I feel like there is a movie, but it's not juicy. I feel like it was like funny.

Like they maybe it was Arrested Development Oh well forget me nuts Yeah well no no no like Where Jason Bateman's character Fucking Michael Yeah Michael Bluth His mom hits him in the back of the head

Yes with the wrong And then every time he's about to remember What was happening She hits him again That is indeed A plot point in an old Arrested Development episode That's exactly right Nice one

Guys I remembered that That says something Honey, this wine of the week. Wait, what is it again? It's a red blend. It's a red, give me, give me, give me. It's a soft blend. Okay, so it's a soft blend.

Fuck right off. I definitely know what that means. Oh shit, guys, this is a 13.9% that means we're going to get over served again. Not again. A lush, I know, right? I'm already talking about it is. A luscious blend that exudes a silky sophistication.

How much was this wine? Do you remember? I think like south of 20. Where did you buy a? it? Vons. Bonds. Okay. It's like your supermarket of sorts.

Yeah, nothing special. This wine has abundant notes of dark black fruit. Like, hold on a second. This wine has abundant notes of dark black fruit like black cherry and raspberry. What? Am I reading this right? This wine has abundant notes of dark black fruit like black cherry and raspberry with aromas of caramel and milk chocolate. So not like black cherry and raspberry, but like black

cherry and raspberry. Or it's just an unnecessary comma. There's no comma. Oh weird. Oh no. This wine has abundant notes of dark black fruit like black cherry and raspberry with aromas of caramel and milk chocolate. That is actually really funny. That's actually, stop. Absolutely not. It's actually really funny because they're literally telling us like um you know it it's sort of you want to go to bed i'll put you to bed let's go to bed so okay where were we we were talking about how this is a kind of hilarious description from the wine because they're like yeah it's got notes of dark black fruit like black cherry and raspberry but like not we can't legally say dark black i don't fucking can i tell you why i picked this out because you like the name

Pothic? No, I literally searched in DoorDash. Did it look whimsical? No, no, it has nothing with the appearance. I searched chocolate red wine. Oh, it is chocolatey. There is milk chocolate in one of the descriptors. So, cheers. Let's try it out. It's like milk chocolate. Hey, close enough. Let's see. Yeah, I can kind of like taste that. It's a little rich. It's very rich. But I can definitely taste it tastes like um oh my god what do they call those like they call them like torts yes like they're super rich desserts with like dark chocolate and like raspberry filling and like is that what you're getting yeah it's really heavy the type of wine that it's like i probably don't want to do a second glass this is heavy it's heavy no this is heavy i would i don't know if i would like pair this with something

or if i would just drink it alone i man i would never go out of my way to order a glass of this It's very different from what I'm, my palettes are used to. What are your palettes used to, Jack? Much lighter, much lighter. Your mitis. Um, fruitier like my tithes. Your Appletinis. Shut the hell, Appletinis.

Jack makes himself my tides. Almost every Friday. It's like a little tradition. Um, but that is different. It's very Stanley Tucci. Who, me making my tides? Yes. I'll take, hey, any comparison to Stanley Tucci I will proudly take.

Thank you. What would you give this out? How many wines would you give this out of five? What did I give this? last one that I hate it? Two and a half out of five, I'm pretty sure. I guess I'd give it a three. Nate, oh wait, can I get like, can I get tens of a point? Get fractional. I guess I'd do two.75, because I actually like it. Two point seven five. I did not like the smell of that last one. Yeah, yeah, it was dish soap to you. Yeah, I did not like the smell of it. This one smells fine.

It tastes like rich. Like I wouldn't, I wouldn't drink it, but like here I am drinking it. And I'm not repulsed by it. So I'm going to say two point seven five. I would give it a slightly higher score. I'd say three to three point two five. Okay. I enjoy it. Are you going to drink it for the rest of the episode? I don't know. I really don't know because I have a water here next to me in case, but I don't know listeners and viewers. I don't typically go for reds. I kind of avoid them, but this is a very rich red. I want to taste the chocolate. I want to taste the milk chocolate and I just, I don't. I lack the. Oh, I definitely taste something. There's definitely a chocolatey, but I wouldn't call it milk chocolate. I would definitely call it chocolate. It's just rich. It's thick. It's heavy.

I would say it's dark chocolate if anything. Damn. Then I should like it. Yeah. Oh, you like dark chocolate? Yeah. I know you don't, but I like dark chocolate. I love dark chocolate and I don't get that from this. It's bitter as fuck. Like I don't, I do not understand people's enjoyment in dark chocolate. Your mom. Donna, I love you. I'm sorry. I'm just kidding. It's a tick. It is a tick. Anytime I fire back anything at Aaron, she goes your mom. of context. Your mom. Good one, honey. In 1996,

you're dad? No, that's worse. Absolutely not. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah. Fuck, I suck. Oh, I hate myself. Okay.

Me too. I know. All these broken, empty promises I make. Can we, okay, guys, I do, let's make a list of things

I'm not allowed to talk about this time, but maybe I can talk about in our Patreon. or something when I'm allowed to talk for like five hours. Yes. Let's talk about how why the fuck do chocolate chip cookies have semi-sweet chocolate chips? Nobody, nobody likes semi-sweet chocolate.

It's actually disgusting. Why do chocolate chip cookies not have milk chocolate chips or even dark chocolate chips? Hey, I would take a dark chocolate chip over a semi-sweet chocolate chip. And on that matter, why the fuck are we making apple pies with green apples? Green apples are bitter as hell. We need to make... We need to make apple pie sweeter. I hate apple pie only because it's so tart.

I don't want to eat something sour. I want something sweet. Also, but these are the things I want to talk about on the Patreon, since Jack won't let me talk about them on this one anymore. That's right. I kind of ruined the last week's episode. But also, and then we're going to talk about how dark chocolate's disgusting. Anyway, call into the hotline, Dad Hug Me 10, if you agree, thanks.

Dad Hug Me 10. And speaking of Dad Hug Me 10, speaking of our hotline, actually, honey, we have an update from a previous caller. Is it who I think it might be? If I'm reading your face correctly. Is it the love triangle? It's the love triangle. The Trader Joe's the love triangle?

Hopefully, you listeners will recall the Trader Joe's Love Triangle from a previous caller of the Dad Hug Me 10 hotline. Trader Joe did not die for our sins to not get an update on the Trader Joe's Love Triangle. Yeah, we're really doing it more for him than anyone else. Exactly. All right. Here it is. It's juicy.

It's a lot. And there's potential for even more drama. I'm so sorry. This is Mary from Chicago again. I really don't know if there's a way I can keep it brief. And it cut me off. Like the voice message cut me off. Completely feel free to, I don't know if you can text me on this number or reach back out to me.

We can. If you need me to get you this in some other way. I don't know if, or summarize in a short text you can read out, or kind of don't put on the podcast at all. It's all kind of good with me. It's whatever you guys think. I'm just telling you the info because I want you guys to know. Honestly, I don't even need the people to know. I just kind of want to update you guys, you too.

I appreciate that you care. So last we left off, I was establishing that coworker boy is out of both of me, me and my coworker B's leagues, and she has never been interested. even though I did have a suspicion. And she kind of did too, although we have been wondering if I, the reason that I wanted to pursue him this summer was because I thought maybe he was over it, because I thought it had been a while. But I'm not sure, you know. She's adamant that it's not a thing anymore, but she never really liked it or him.

But we're all friends. We're like a tiny little friend group, the three of us. It is kind of like a love triangle. I keep telling her that she needs to start liking me so we can be a real love triangle, but I don't know, tell her that. Is that how triangles work? Anyways, I was saying, so I had her tell him recently. I told her to do this. I told her, hey, could you tell him that you don't know anything, a little white lie, but that you think that I might be into him, just to see how he would react.

Okay, okay, okay. Unfortunately, the response we got was not great. He said, first of all, he said that he didn't think I'm into him, which is kind of good. I didn't want him to suspect anything. I didn't want to make it awkward. But then he did say that he's not attracted to me. Wamp, womp, that's okay. I've been taking it in stride.

And I honestly, I've been totally, like, moving past it getting over it, which has been wonderful in doing that. So we also work together, obviously. And I think the funniest part of it all is in less than a week now, the three of us are going on a four-day vacation together. So, let me know if you want an update on how that goes. Oh, yeah. It'll be a chill little. We're all just friends. But you can kind of see how underneath there is a lot of drama here.

So I hope you likes the story. Thanks. I'm a disgusting fool, so I do want to follow. I will be asking Mary. Yeah. No, we're invested. Guys, side text and I will never share the photos with you, but I'm going to be asking for photos. Like, I want to see all the characters in this play.

Okay. So, okay. So Mary, did I hear this right? So Mary says, he's out of their league, both of their leagues. Yes. I don't, first off, how do you think I feel about that comment? I mean, hence my shock. That's typically rarely the case.

Right. Tell me about that. I don't know. It's typically like the girl is out of the guys league. I mean, they made a movie about that called She's Out of My League. Okay. Besides the point, how do you think I feel about Mary saying this man is out of both her and her friends leagues? I think you feel disbelief.

More than that. Tell me about that. No, more than disbelief. What do I feel? That Mary is wrong. Potentially. And also disgust. No.

man is out of any of our leagues, okay? I swear to God. I swear. Men are what? They're trash. They're disgusting. Him not being attracted to you or, you know, you're, I don't fucking know. In my opinion, I'm like, hmm, yeah, okay, that happens.

Good riddance. There have been plenty of men. Oh, yeah. That even when I didn't hold the belief that they were all within my league, there have been plenty of men that I'm like, that haven't been a, attracted to me that I'm like, wow, you know how many times I've been dumped? Oh my God. And you're surprised by the dumpers. Oh my God. Looking back, I go, are you, like, you're dumping me? You're dumping me? Yeah. Holy fuck. Anyway. Well, I, I think Mary has the right freaking attitude about this. Oh, yeah.

She's very level-headed about it all. I've also been dumped oodles of times. Never a good feeling. Never when the, and I even dumped, just like unrequited, you know, attraction. Yes. Never a good feeling. but it's inevitable. It's life. But way easier said than done to be like, oh, you know, just take it in stride. Way easier said than done. So good on Mary for. We're watching Love Island.

Oh, yeah, there's so much of just, you know, one-sided attraction. And there's nothing you can do about it. And it sucks. Some islanders take it better than others. Uh-huh. But it's, and it's hard. I would say I was. Super hard.

I was not good at facing rejection because I felt wholly unlovable. Oh. It's easy for me to say. Right. But also, but it's because I'm trying to spread this message that I want us all to believe. Because it's so fucking true. And it's so easy to be in our own head and think these things.

What message is that? The men are trash. And none of them are outside. Right, right, right. Of course. Yes. And none of them are outside of any of our leagues. Okay.

In fact, we are outside of their leagues, every single one of them. Yeah. Like, every time I think about, uh, men are just so gross. Like, think about, like, I mean, I shared the story. You literally just almost got on the mic. I know. Think about, I mean, I think I shared in season one of our podcast. Did I not share the monkey at the zoo?

Oh, of course, yeah. Guys, just think about the monkey at the zoo. And there is not a single man outside of any of our leagues, okay? They're all monkeys in the zoo. So, it's disgusting. Hold on, hold on. I want to get to the juiciest part of this story for Mary in that they're all going on a fucking trip for, what?

Wait, did she say? Did Mary say road trip? Because in my head, I was thinking they're going camping. Yeah. But I don't know where I got that from. I'm re-reading the transcripts. Like I'm picturing, like, I was picturing like, oh, we're going on a trip together. And I think when I hear stories, I start imagining, like, I start literally picturing it in my head.

And I had them at a campsite. I think it's just a fort here. Let me play that part again. In less than a week now, the three of us are going on a four-day vacation together. No, no, no road trip, just a vacation. And for some reason, I'm imagining them in the woods. I'm imagining a car trip. A lot of time in a car together.

And I could be so wrong. It's so funny. We could both be so wrong. How my brain like jump to those conclusions. In the woods, Aaron. You know what I mean? Sure. Sure.

My brain totally jumped to those conclusions. A cabin in the woods. We're sitting around a campfire. We're telling stories at night. Like weird. There's no phone reception here. What will we do? Oh, but it gets below freezing.

We're all going to have to take our... We have to use body. Yeah. We've heard that story. Oh, how messy. I'm so excited. So, yeah, yeah. On the side, just so you know.

Mary, we want the deeds. Mary, Mary, I'll be texting you shortly. We're living vicariously for you. I want picks, okay? I want picks. We just want to know the T. And I was, I was envisioning a metaphor that I've heard before, just like the whole turmoil of it all, right?

The three of you on a four-day vacation where a surface level, you know, you're a duck in a pond where everything above the water, hunky-dory, there's no much. you're still, but below the water, the feet are kicking. That's, and, and that's the turmoil. The, just all the, the, the, the complications of the relationships of this love triangle, quote, unquote. It's just, Mary, I'm a little scared that this has the potential to become messy because the three of you are already friends, you know, I don't know. I, I hope for nothing but the best for all parties. But at the same time, I know that I'm not the only listener who's thinking like, ooh drama

Okay I just texted Mary It is late her time Because she's two hours ahead of us Oh no Mary just texted back Mary is awake I said Mary hey I need picks of all these characters For my own personal mind stage

Just so you know we're literally recording right now I'm bugging about how you think This disgusting man is out of anybody's league Men are filthy And she wrote back, oh Lord. Let's go. All right. Mary, I guess we'll be in touch.

Off to the races. Excellent. I love it. Thank you, Mary. In advance. I know, I can't wait. This is the saga that I live for. And listeners, if you have any hot goss and drama that you want to relay to us, we are all ears.

Please call us or text us if you don't feel like speaking. At Dad Hug Me 10, that is our free hotline. Dad Hug Me 10. You can text or call, leave a voicemail, what have you. I believe next week we might try to dive a bit into a, am I the asshole story or so. Jack did seem really into that. Even though if you have to ask, the answer is probably us. Yes, that's kind of a good rule of thumb.

But either way, hey, we love mild drama here. You know, as long as it's not ruining any lives, give us your fun little drama stories. We would love to weigh in. I also love living vicariously through other people's drama. I hadn't noticed, honey. I don't want to deal with the awkwardness myself, but like. I mean, that's the whole, right?

That's why I love storytelling. That's why Am I the Assle is so popular. Fair. Right. Yes. We all love to judge. I don't want to do it. Right.

But like, I'd love to hear what you're going through. Yeah. Tell me, D. Honey. Very exciting news. What's the exciting news, Jack? It's quiz time, bitch. Oh!

All right. What's on the docket? We have a couple of options. Okay. Last we quizzed, we took a tantalizing Twitter quiz, which celebrity tweeted it. That I ruined that one, too. The second part of it. I've ruined two episodes of quizzes.

Yes, I know. And a lot of you keen-eyed and eagle-eared listeners, no, you let us know that, oops, some of those questions we've actually had before in season one. And we, I had not realized that. Did you know that like, oh, that's a repeat? Did any of those seem familiar? Jack, I literally told you, I can't even remember like what I did like yesterday, let alone a week ago, let alone three years ago.

Well, our listeners did. Our listeners were like, Irma, excuse me. This question was used previously. And honestly, I got to applaud you guys. Like, that's impressive. That we did not. also appreciate that. Like, maybe you can be the next council member because you can spot check for when Aaron,

Aaron, Aaron, honey, bunny, I love you. You told this story three times already, okay? So maybe we come up with some new content. Oh, honey, the listeners are already screaming that at you. They're like, oh my God, the rats in the car story again? Once again, at least you know I'm telling the truth, okay? So all of this is a long-winded and roundabout way for me to say that we have some other options for quizzes that the council has painstakingly put together. So honey, I want to give you two options here, two options.

Meme coin, real or fake? Okay. Since there have been many shit coins, meme coins that have come and gone since we last started this up. I'm triggered. Or pill or Pokemon quiz? Pill is in drug pill? Yeah, yeah, exactly. I actually know, I feel, okay, bear with me.

Baring. I feel like I know pills pretty well. Well, then the choice is yours. Is it meme coin? My trusty friend, Eschatalopram, okay, okay? That's Lexa Pro. Thank you, I was going to say. What does that one do?

That's a chemical name for Lexi Pro. I'm going to go meme, coin, Bitcoin, the coin. And by the way, I don't remember. By the way, number two? Wait, wait, hold on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When did Elon go, like when did the Dogecoin thing hit? What year was that?

That was a couple of years ago. That was like, I'm picking a year out my ass. Like, wait, I don't know if that was pre or post COVID. When did he host SNL? I think it was post. Did he host, when was he on the fucking Wario suit on SNL? Was that pre or post COVID? I feel like that was like 2022.

Yeah? I think so. It was right around. It was a little after then that he was really going hard on Doge. It was at that point Jack told me, oh yeah, Dogecoin. It's blowing. up right now. And I was like, oh, no shit. And I don't know shit about crypto. I'm in for a quick book. I put $1,000 into that. Do you know what it was a day later? Like 17 cents. I, Elon Musk goes me

$1,000. Yeah, he does. And then some. Okay. Don't take crypto advice from your, um, husband who doesn't know, um, shit about shit when it comes to that. Wait, meme coin or Pokemon? What are we doing? After all that, really? We're doing meme coin real or fake, Aaron? Oh. Okay. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. Shit coin, real or fake? Okay.

I'm looking at the PowerPoint presentation. Oh, Christ Almighty. Oh, right. And there you go. Okay. Question number one, is this a real or fake cryptocurrency? All right. My lady meme,

coins on ladies. Oh no. Oh, no, my lady. Okay, so I'm going to say fake. And but let me tell you why. Yeah. Because I think the way it's spelled. would actually be M-A-A-A-A-L-A-L-A-L-A-L-A-D-Y.

Right. And for listeners who can't see how it's spelled. So, M-L-A-D-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-M-Coy. Like, M-I-L-A-L-A-M-Coy. And then in parentheses, in all caps, ladies, but it's spelled L-A-D-Y-S. Which I actually believe that because they do have like a ticker of sorts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That I can see.

Well, I can see. I wouldn't doubt that that's how ladies would be spelled. Right, right, in the ticker sense. In the ticker sense because L-A-D-I-E-S is a really long ticker. Right. So, but I'm going to say it's fake because of the way M-L-L-L-A-D-E-S-Bel. Final answer. Hmm.

I also think it's fake, but the spelling didn't throw me off. Okay. I just think, M-Ladie is, I love that meme. I will never not love that meme. I also love that meme. I reference it daily. I still say M-L-L-L-L-L-W-W-W-W-ever. You know, I just put M apostrophe before whatever the fuck.

Yeah. Even though that's such an old, it's over 10 years old, and I still do it unironically. I think this is just such an old-ass meme that it's too old even for the meme coin world. Like Doge wasn't? That's a fair point. No, that's a fair point. Yeah, Doge was, doge is arguably older than milady. I don't know.

I just, but like what fucking neck beard would invest in Malady meme coin? Maybe the Malady guy. They all have to go somewhere. Oh, God. All right, you ready for this? I'm ready. No way, it's real. Oh, my God.

No way. I hate it here. Malady, M-I-L-A-D-Y meme coin is real. Can I leave now? Yeah, absolutely. I kind of want to leave. I'd like to go now. I'm actually shocked.

I'm genuinely shocked that Malady meme coin is a real meme coin. Hold on. You know what? As we like look up, I want to cross-reference. The current price and shit. I want to look up how much Malady currently is. I hope it's under a hundredth of a penny. Fucking Christ.

Here it is. Malady meme coin. Ladies, it is, oh, guys, okay, you can buy it for the low, low, low, low, low price of 0,000, 0,000, 0,000. I've lost track of zeros, four. Ooh, that's hot. Okay. Hey, hey, hey, buy low. Buy low.

Sense. wait all time okay over all time it hit a high yeah what was a high for in march of 24 at point zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero four three cents oh that rules oh that rules fuck you milady oh i'm i'm happy to hear that at its highest it was still well under a hundredth of a penny. This is what it says about the milady meme coin. Ladies coin has no association with Charlotte Fang or her creation Maladymaker.

I don't know what that is. I don't either. This token, oh, I hope it's super controversial and like, whatever. Anyway, this token is simply paying homage to a meme we all love and recognize. That's true. It's a meme coin with no intrinsic value

or expectation of financial return. There is no formal team or roadmap. the coin is completely useless and for entertainment purposes only. Until, well, yeah, until someone strikes it rich and then they would have to pivot so hard. Like, never mind, we were kidding. It's real. I wonder if they have to put that disclaimer on. Yeah, I wonder how.

No, I think they have to. Yeah, like I. I think you're exactly right. I wonder what goes into making a meme coin or even any sort of Bitcoin in general. Don't wonder too hard. I know. All right. Question two, honey.

Real or not real? My wife, spelled in all caps. F-A-H-W-I-F-E. Fake. My wife. Wait, this is really ignorant of me. Is that not like, I mean, I realize it's a booratism? Yeah.

Do other people say that besides like us? I literally said that to Daniel Thrashor yesterday. But like, do other people say that? Yeah. Wait, were you talking about me? I think so. I think I was like, so Aaron. then I go in the microphone, my wife.

Okay. Yeah, like a fucking idiot. It's a tick. You know how you have ticks? Your mom. Your mom. I go, my wife. We're the most millennial pieces of shit on this planet.

Imagine when I'm like literally 15 years from now, I will be in my early 50s and having to work with kids that kids, you know, young adults that are just entering the workforce. and I'm saying things like, your mom, and they're like, yeah, that'll be so far removed. They go to immediate HR. HR. She just insulted my matriarch. She's talking about my mother. I feel really just unnecessarily provoked.

Okay, so honey, back to the quiz. Fake, fake, fake, fake. You think my wife is not a real shit coin. Not only do I not think my wife is an actual shit coin. I don't even believe that we are legally married. So, shit coin, 100%. I get to see the paperwork. I hate to keep agreeing with you, but I, this time, I'm going to go with it's too long

because I think my wife. I agree. It's too long. The ticker is too long. It's seven characters. M-A-H-W-I-F-E. Too long. That's too long.

No my wife. No my wife. Final answer. Fake. Fake. Woo! Let's go. We're on the board, baby.

I'm so smart. I can, I can sense a faker when I see. You're right, until you can't. Yeah. Right. Okay. And listeners, let us know how you did during the meme coin real or not quiz. Actually, no, honestly, like, call in the hotline or leave a YouTube comment if you're watching

this. Like, let us know, like, if you got everyone right or if you're closer to us and you got everyone wrong, because I have a feeling that we're going to have a tougher time. If you got everyone right, you need to touch grass and get off Coinbase and invest in things that invest in a tangible future. Yes. And invest in things that will fill your cup and your soul. Whoa.

Yeah. That's another bumper sticker. Yeah. Invest in things that will fill your cup. Yeah. What was the other one you said? Like, your mom.

I don't know. It sucked. Yeah. Yeah. That's it. No, soon as I brought up the bumper sticker, you're like, shut up. By the way, I saw a third by the way. Let's go.

All right. We're getting off track. All right. We have a third. Is this meme coin real or fake question? Okay. So I need you to dial in. Fine.

Dial in and buckle up. Fine. Dial up and buckle in. Oh, daddy Elon. And here's the ticker for Daddy Elon. Dandelion. It does look like the word Danny Lion. The ticker is Dad Elon, all caps, all in one word, right?

But just, you know, D-A-D-E-L-O-N. And upon first glance, if you kind of squint and tilt a little, it does kind of look like dandelion. When shouldn't we rename him Dandelion? I think he'd really like that. Sorry, I'm soy, I'm kind of soy facing because that's a, he would love that. That's a brilliant idea. We should name him dandelion. Be like, yo, what up on my fellow red pillars?

Listen up. Word on the street is. I'm a dandelion. Word on the street is Daddy Elon wants to abridge that, conjoined that into the most powerful masculine flower in the world, the dandelion. All right? We're not going to call him Daddy Elon anymore. He's a dandelion.

Hashtack, you know, spread the word. all right if you want to be on the right side of history call him dandelion spread and then we wait to see like who picks it up like who bites right right like in the alt-right pipeline who's like yeah i've always been calling him dandy lion it's like uh that's a great idea honey it's oh because i bet you they're all mad at him right now sure well yeah there's a lot of he said he was going to buy the next election he's like oh i can rig those machines for you you just wait i'm going to rig those machines for the next guy do you see that they're like falling out of love again he and Trump. Like, it's kind of, their little feud is sort of restarting. Oh, did that happen today? Very recently. If not today, like yesterday.

I saw that he was like literally saying, I'm going to spend every cent I have or whatever. Like, right. Elon said that. Just admit you stole the election. Right. It's fine.

It's fine. Because there is a rift, you can absolutely assume that a large portion of those people are angry at Elon. So this is the perfect time to be like, like, well, you know, he actually likes being called dandelion. That's brilliant. Yeah. Okay.

What? Real or fake? Fake. Fake. Oh, fuck. I don't know. I'm going to say. Because I'm going real.

I could go real too. Well, you got to pick one. You can't be all wishy-washy here. You can't be all irm, uh, erm. Real. All right. Okay, we both say real. We think Daddy Elon is a real ass coin.

Sad. Final answer. Remember like American Horror Story, like season four or something? Dundee. Of course. Daddy. Yes. Dandy, Elon.

The circus one. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Freak show. Freak show. Yeah. Dandy. Anyway, that's what we're going to call Elon from now on.

Dandy. I'm fine with that. Dandy Elon. Dandy Elon. Dandy Elon. All right. Is that real? Wow.

Does not exist. It is not real. Does we, wow. How do we block the market from that happening? Put one for three. You know what? No. If it comes up, I'm going to make the Dandy Elon coin.

Oh, yeah. You know how to make. that you know how to... Oh yeah, oh yeah. I got a guy. Do you now? In the patent office. Oh, yeah?

Yeah, huh? Why are you darting your eyes back and forth like that? Ew. Ew. This isn't YouTube. You fuck Jesus. Christ. Speaking of your mom.

Stop bringing her into this. What did she teach you? Nothing, apparently. I missed the belching lessons. Honey, question number four. Is this meme coin real or is it a fake coin? no come on Harry Potter

Obama Sonic 10 what the fuck is that Oh I believe that Because it makes zero sense It makes zero sense Harry Potter Obama Sonic 10 And then it's like LNU

It's either an L or an I Tenlinu Or Tenlanu And it's It's ticker really doesn't make any sense The ticker is ERC dash 20

Erc Harry Potter Obama Sonic Tenlinu Like I'm trying to think what letters those can be. Yeah. I. Ayanu. Uwu. Sonic. Sonic chew maybe. I'm going to say true only because I don't get it. Yeah, the ticker is ERC-20, if that means anything to anyone, which has no relation to Harry Potter. Once again, I'm sure this is like super controversial in some way. And we just are like, what does that mean?

Totally. I'm sure, yeah, there's probably a dog whistle for some like heinous thing, you know, that we're platforming. And we genuinely have no, like, I've never seen that before in my life. But the fact that it's just like these, these buzzwords all mash together, absolutely. It has to be real, right? Yes. Otherwise, I'm going to say, Jack, we're going to have to do performance reviews for your counsel. I don't, like, I think we need some psychological evaluations happening. Counsel, if you made this up, I'll be deeply disappointed.

I'll be deeply disturbed. Yeah. All right. Let's see if Harry Potter, Obama Sonic 10, Innu is real. Yeah, of course. Thank God. It's a real life actual coin. I say thank God really just for the sake of my counsel. Yeah, and they're sick of their brains. Yes. Yeah. So that's okay. So apparently that's a real meme coin. Yay. And just one of those, hey, just another reminder. Hold on, hold on. I have the floor. Look up what it's trading at. Oh, okay. I'm just saying that random does not equal funny. I just want to throw that out there. I agree. Right? Like Harry Potter. Harry Potter. Sonic Obama. Sonic. Sonic. Uh, random. Wait, I don't, wait. Penguin of doom. I don't see. It's not on. It's not on. Base. Harry Potter.

What about ERC-20? Oh, Harry Potter Obama. Hold on. No. No, it's not on. It's not here. Really? I don't know.

Yep. Harry. Oh, wait. No, I lied. Here it is. There you go. Oh, shit. Guys, guys, guys, guys.

Yeah, what's a trading for these days? Hefty. Really? Six cents. Oh my God. Yeah. Not fractions of pennies, but actual pennies. It peaked in October of 2024.

It was a big year for shit corn. apparently. At 23 cents. Damn, we could have been rich. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Okay. It says it's the Harry Potter Obama Sonic Teninu, ticker Bitcoin, I don't know, is an end game of crypto assets. Zero tax. Bitcoin incentivizes the creation of novel and entertaining meme content. With ownership renounced and liquidity locked, our robust growing community has taken the, like, what the, we have successfully completed a full audit and what are you talking about i don't know no i this is fake it's not real i mean it is but fuck this okay okay next up next question i'd still like to go home why is this happening

honey real or not girl dinner with the ticker g i r l d n r yes girl dinner yes and i will buy it i will buy it on the spot no you you will not i forbid you to buy girl dinner shit Why not? What do I usually eat in bed? No, girl dinner. Like, you've mastered the girl dinner. I love a Ritz Cracker with a little chunk of provolone cheese and a pepperoni. Don't call it a chunk.

What would you call it? Anything but. I break a slice of provolone and force. What would you call it? A quarter? A quarter slice? Undignified. A chunk of provolone.

You're better than that, Aaron. I'm shoving Ritz crackers and pepperoni from a bag. Why are you justifying? With my fingers. into my mouth hole. Why are you justifying your cavewoman like state? What do you need for me to be dignified about that? Well, you got me there.

I never tried to be dignified. It is a quarter of a slice. It's a quarter after slice. What would you call it? A sliver of cheese. It's thicker than a sliver. What's thicker than a sliver? A wedge.

Wedge is better than chunk. It's not a wedge. I know, but it's chunk. Okay. It's a flat. We are getting so off topic. For God's sake. Can we both agree that girl dinner is...

And the wrist cracker always breaks apart and shit. I have to... I swear to God. Put all my fingies together and go... If you say... I know I can see it in your eyes and your body language that you are seconds away from saying, by the way, a fourth time.

I can Wait, have you really been counting? Yeah. Of course. Hey, listeners, back me up. I know it's on your face. Any second ago, and by the way, I'm waiting for it. Dreading it.

It's inevitable. But can we both agree that girl dinner? I'm buying it. I've already bought it. It's real. I've already bought it. We both say it's real. Let's go.

Made up by the council. It's not real. Lame. Shut the front. D. Lame. I am, I, I, I, I'm disappointed in the Bitcoin community. But I'm actually, I, you know what?

I'm proud of the council because they got us bad. I would have bought it. I would have bought it. They got us good and they got us bad. I would have bought it. They got us with our pants. I love myself. Down.

I love myself a girl dinner. Yes, you do. Can attest to that. Yes. Hey, speaking of a girl dinner. Oh, God. Aaron's not going to appreciate this. Oh, no.

Hey, honey. Is this meme coin real or fake? Chicken jockey. just with the chicken. The ticker is just the word chicken in all caps. I don't know what that is. Right. So chicken jockey. Hey, hey.

Oh, that would be a much better chicken jockey than the actual truth. It's a meme from the live action Minecraft movie. Oh. Jack Black says it once. And it's, have you heard about this story? This is my, by the way. I get one, okay? This is like your seventh, but it fine.

Wow. When the Minecraft, this is not. months ago, but when the Minecraft movie was in theaters, it became a meme for the theater. Did you hear about this? Did you hear about this? To get dressed up. No, good guess. Great guess. Okay. To wear a blockhead. Also a good guess. To show up with an axe. To, I think a lot of people did, but to explode and cheers and spill your popcorn everywhere and like create a giant ruckus only when knee deep into this movie jack black just utters this now iconic line chicken jockey whatever the context is it just it became such a meme that the crowds would literally go to the theaters waiting for this line

and when he says the line it's like rocky horror picture show they explode they throw shit at the screen people run up and down the aisles it was they just create a nuisance First off, do you recognize that movie theaters are struggling to stay in business and you're throwing things at the screen that it's going to cost them money? It's not right. It's not right. It's at your movie screen? No, then treat it as you would your own movie screen. Okay, but back to the quiz.

Chicken jockey. Chicken jockey. Do you think this is a real? This is, I think this, what do you think, Aaron? Based off a little? No. Fake. You don't think it's real. I'm going to say it is real just to split the vote because I really don't know.

I don't think it's real. only because I don't know that the, well, I don't know enough about the Minecraft community. But to me, I'm like, is the Minecraft movie community overlap with the crypto community? That's a great question. And I don't know that it does. But I'm uneducated on the matter. But I'm going to say no, it's not real.

I think fans of the movie catered towards a younger demo. That's kind of what I'm thinking. That's kind of what I'm thinking. But fans of the game, that's true. tricky because it's like it's a wide spread and it's a huge spread it's widespread I just had lunch with a business colleague that met their current partner oh through Minecraft through Minecraft they used to play online together and now they're moving in and they're in love Minecraft the matchmaker so you can't really pay it to like a demo yes exactly it's for everybody it's for all ages

all right so you say you say no I say yes let's find out one of us has to be right it's not real I win Damn it. I win. Yay me. Wait, did I win the whole game? Probably. Yeah, I think I did. I think I did. I think I did. I actually have no idea. That was fun. That was. If you guys have any other quiz suggestions or ideas and I've seen a few already come up and crop up on the hotline. Love it. Please let us know. Again, that hotline is dad hug me 10. If you're like, ooh, hey, what if you guys did this or like, oh, why haven't you guys done this yet? Or if there's a quiz that we have done before and you're like, why haven't you guys done a second or third part to this? Please let us know. know, we're always ear for quiz ideas. Jack. Aaron. As you know, we are fully, solidly in cancer season. Knee deep in it, babe.

I know you don't believe in this because you're a horrible human being. But, and you're not in touch with the universe as a whole, which is just sad, really, to me. Whatever. And the rest of us who look down on you. But it's fine. Am I in a lower demographic? But I have a girlfriend. She and her boyfriend just broke up.

Oh. And we are in our feels about it. However, she is a cancer. And did you know that apparently this cancer season through next cancer season is supposed to be filled of like abundance and fortune and good luck and just like all good things for cancers? How fortuitous. No, I'm not kidding. And you know what's so weird is that they actually like some of these like TikToks that she's saying. sent me because she knows we vibe as cancers.

Naturally. And one of the videos or one of the, yeah, TikToks that she sent me was basically saying that the last time that this certain planet alignment occurred was 12 years ago. Okay, 12 years ago. So 2013. Oh, as in. What happened in 2013, Jack? You moved in with me.

We got a dog. No, not only that. What else did I do? I moved across the fucking country. Yeah. I got a job that I loved and moved across the country for. I met a man that I fell in love with and, like, moved across the country for. I, and I've been in Los Angeles since.

Yes, ma'am. I got a dog that ended up being my soulmate. The best dog. The best dog. The only good dog we have. She's amazing. We tried three times and it only worked once. And the last time the planets were like in this alignment was 12 years ago.

Well, shit. And so, and by the way, I don't, I can't remember what we, again, I don't know what I've talked about before or what I haven't, but I was with a guy for about six or seven months before I met Jack and he dumped me three weeks-ish before I met Jack. And I was so, so, so, so, so sad in my feelings. And I never, ever would have thought the tides would have turned the way they did so quickly, so suddenly. So like out of nowhere And I know everybody says Oh it happens when your least look at Ford But it's like I just I know that you don't believe in this stuff

But because I have a friend that's like going through something right now And it happens to be 12 years since then And the astrology people are saying things are afoot For the first time since 12 years ago I am really feeling this cancer season. Okay. I dig it, baby. For not me, but for all of us cancers going through something.

Okay. There is fortune and abundance and we're about to have a transformative, exciting, and fulfilling year. So what you're saying is that this week's horoscope should be particularly fortuitous. Yes, that's right. For all of our cancer listeners. Oh, that's right. So we are. It's not our other horoscope people.

Because we're going back, yes, because we're going back in time, we are also going to go back in time with something we used to do, which is mad lips. We did used to do madlips for horoscopes, didn't we? We did. So, I'm excited. I'm going to need you to give me some words, and then I'll have you read the horoscope. Oh, I can't wait. All right, honey. All right.

What do you need? Give me an occupation. Dentist, dentition. Do you want dentist or dentition? I want dentists. Okay. Give me an adjective. True.

Give me the name of an organ. Liver. Give me an adjective. Dead. Give me a superlative adjective. Hardest. Give me a color. Orange.

Texture. Fuzzy. Give me a behavioral trait. Frantic. Okay. Give me a personality trait. Bitchy. Could that be one?

Fuck. Okay. Yeah. All right. Yikes. Give me a superlative adjective, different than the one before. Of course. Bendiest.

Okay. Give me a past tense verb. Quift? Give me a body part. Pinky. Wait. Okay. Can I change it to pinky toe?

You sure can. Thank you. Give me a part of an insect. Mm. Antenna. Give me a quote from React bot. Okay. Really?

Do you want a better one? No. I mean, are you on that? I want okay. No. Can I change it? Sure. Damn, that's crazy.

A quote from React, but I love it. Give me a demographic. French then. It's my demo. Okay. Give me a salutation or sign off. Don't leave me hanging. Give me what you would call somebody that you are not on good terms with.

The freak. Do you know how this works? This journal that I have. Is the Madlib done? Yes. I mean, is the horoscope done? Yes, the horoscope is done. Excellent.

I appreciate that you channeled your inner cancer. Absolutely. To come up with the most accurate. And really what your soul was telling you, I know that it's hard for you as a hard shelled cancer to, and also just a fucking hard-headed, dumb, dumb-brained boy to really, get in touch with your spidey senses, if you will, to... I didn't know you were a Marvel geek, all right?

Intuit? Feel anything? Mm-hmm. At all. Okay. Please, start here. Okay. Okay.

Sorry, the first instruction is speaking, Doug voice. Yeah. I tried to do the font of the show. Oh, that's funny. Did you see how I did the... Yeah, the G. Yeah. All right.

Hold on, hold on. Sorry, this is me getting into character for this horoscope. Hey, Patty. Dear Journal. Okay. All right. It opens with, I didn't even see this. This is going to be hard.

Dear Journal. Yesterday was so weird. There I was. with my dentist eating a true liver which was dead by the way I would hope so no it's still pulsating

do liver's pulsate I hope not when I had the hardest vision I saw I saw so many crabs what cancer crabs I couldn't see anything but crabs Ew, well, we've got to get that checked out. Maybe not by the dentist, but...

Orange. Orange, fuzzy, frantic. Bitchy crab. You love your journal. Man, you're really going in on trying to describe those crabs for that journal. And I stared in wonder until all of a sudden, the bendiest quiffed crab, the bendiest. queefed crab came up to me, grabbed me by the pinky toe with his giant antenna and said this. Damn, that's crazy.

I remember this Doug episode. Nematode. This is one of the Disney episodes. No, it was the Disney era. Not as good. Never hit the same. I asked him if this was a sign from cancer. And he said, no idiot.

Stop eating true liver. Also, hanging with your dentist is weird. You should stop that too. Hmm. Anyway, I think it's a good lesson for us all. But most especially, the French. Happy cancer season. Don't leave me hanging.

Freak. Oh, that was awesome. Thank you, Doug. That was really good. Wow. This truly does feel like a bountiful cancer season for us all. And all we had to do was read from the Journal of Doug. I heard it was buried under a tree with some gold plates.

No, nay, silver plates. That's right. Yeah. Bronze plates, maybe? Something like that. Yes. Dear Journal. In New Jersey.

Oh, my God. Right, right. Here in America. Yes. Yes. Oh, that just made me want to rewatch all of Doug. Well, cancers and anyone else listening, I hope that did something for you. I know it did something for me.

Yeah, I could tell. Spoke to me spiritually. Oh, that was wonderful. Well, thank you so much for tuning into another episode of Aaron. Is the Something, something, something. Something, something. Something. Also, subscribe to our Patreon because that's where I actually feel, and I can't believe I'm actually saying this.

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