Erin is the Funny One - One Word Impressions

Episode Date: March 21, 2022

Jack and Erin kick things off this week with a mystery-wine from the nicest friend in the entire world! Then…do you hear that? Is that Squidward…is that Marge Simpson…is that Britney Spears? Nope, it’s just your favorite hosts trying out some one word impressions! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

Burn it air and air. Welcome back to another episode of Aaron is the funny one. That's me. I'm, I'm Aaron episode 34. Lucky number 34. You know what they say? What do they say? I don't know. I will tell you. So I'm 34 and 34 years young. Ew. When you reach the age where you start describing yourself as years young. That's how you know you're not young anymore. And I'm Jack. So yeah, we're 34 episodes young, feeling like episode 24 in my bones. And I got some fun things planned for us today this week.

I don't think Aaron has any idea, which I don't. That makes me giddy. That makes me very happy. I mean, I'm excited for the main course. But before the main course, we have the appetizer. Why don't we go straight into the appetizer? Oh my gosh. Are we on the Acela train? Like you're just like fucking charging down the like railway here. Well, Aaron, life is short. No, Jack, you're just anxious to go play your be funny now game

because you need footage before the trailer for steam or something. So guys, I guess I'm going to ask for your forgiveness for Jack Films's haste. But as we all know, haste makes waste. And I'm going to do everything I can to deter this train going too fast down the tracks. Because you know what happens when trains go too fast down tracks, Jack? They get to their destination faster. It's whack is what it is. Oh, I'm sorry.

The train is going too fast down the track. It's whack. I'm sorry, Ernie. I'm just I'm just feeling a little pressure because I have to make like a pitch perfect trailer for our upcoming free to play game be funny now because that trailer is going to live on steam. And it's like, I got to make it funny. I have to make it like a, I don't know. Listen, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's where you're going all wrong.

Because you should just accept that it won't be funny now. Oh, shit. Get it. Do you get it? I'm trying. Do you get it? I got the name of the game. The name of the game. Oh my God.

Ernie to the rescue proving once again, she truly is the funny one. But like all fine wines. Yeah. You need to let it simmer because that's how you boil out the impurities of wine is you simmer it. You boil it and then it simmers for a while and then it kills all the parasites and bacteria. And it's called pasteurization, Jack. And if you had passed seventh grade science, you would know a thing or two about that. Way to remind me.

Okay. Salt in the wound. Now, Jack, since we're talking about pasteurization and how all fine wines are boiled and then simmered for no less than three business days, could you tell me what wine we are drinking today? Oh my God. I'd love to. The wine we're drinking today really makes it up this week.

It's another white to Sauvignon Blanc. This one's called Columbia Valley. Oh, it's not caught. No, that's where it's from. Oh my gosh. This is another Sonia wine. So our friend Sonia bought us a ton of wine. This is one of the wines that she gifted us and it hails from the Columbia Valley.

It says Columbia Valley on it in Washington. But what's it called? I think the brand is Watoma Springs, I think. Okay. I'll say to be fair, I guess, to Jack. I hate that. But it says it's vintage. She hates being fair.

Yeah. The label is not clear. It just has like a picture of a sketch of like, I think they're daffodils. Oh, I don't know. My flowers. Daisies. Daisies. Maybe Daisies.

Okay. Any Hoosers. So if you're looking this, I think the brand is Watoma Springs. Kids, if you're looking this up in your local liquor stores, don't look for a name. Just look for the bottle of white with daffodils on it. And you're well on your way. So this is Sauvignon Blanc. It's 12 and a half percent.

I've been sipping on it since we started, you know, just to ease all of my worries, woes, and tensions. That should be the name of a wine. Worries, woes, and tensions. You can't say it five times fast. I can't say it once. It says Watoma Spring. But once again, they don't even have the, it's Spring Z.

So I don't think Vivino knows this brand. This is a mystery wine. This is a mystery wine. I'm going to give it four mystery wines out of five. I quite like this mystery wine. I am always slightly partial towards Sauvignon Blancs, but I think this is a delight. I also quite like this wine. Hmm.

Very apple-y. You're hard to please. Green apple, not red. Yes. We all do know that the red is the superior one. I agree. Yeah. Not a fan of green apples.

It's sour, right? I don't know how that ever caught on as a trend. Great for a lollipop, bad for an apple. I don't even know if I'd go that far. Really? Yeah, I'm just not sure. Oh no, give me a sour apple, lollipop, all the lip-long day. No, we've talked about this before, the sour candy thing.

We did, didn't we? Never will be able to understand that. Anyway, it's very apple-y, but not too apple-y, and you don't get that pinch in the back of the mouth. Okay. So I'm going to give this one. How many are it? A six out of 10.

Okay. Which is quite good. Yeah, for you, that's good. Yeah. By the way, I told you this earlier. By the way, 10 doesn't exist. Yeah, I told you this earlier today, but someone I think on my subreddit mentioned, like, Aaron colon, this wine tastes like heaven, also Aaron colon, eight out of 10.

10 doesn't exist. So 10 doesn't exist. So 10 doesn't exist. 10 is unachievable. Yeah, that was a quote from last week, I assume. 10 is absolute perfection. 10 is like, I don't know if I've ever had a 10. I love wines, and I've had so many delicious wines.

Bremer, you know what? Actually, now I'll say Bremer might be a 10. Yeah, you did mention that last week as well. Bremer might be a 10. Anyway. Well, speaking of 10s, this week's podcast idea is a true 10 out of 10, and it came from one of you dear listeners who called into our hotline, and by the way, if you ever want to call into our hotline, it's dadhugme10, that's D-A-D-H-U-G-M-E-1-0.

Oh, just a note, if I have been receiving texts from international numbers, so apparently we can receive international texts, however, I cannot text you back. I don't know why. Oh, one way. But it's a one-way street. So sorry if it feels like if you've texted from an international number and it goes unanswered, it's because I can't. So sorry.

I'm trying to think of something witty to add to that. I got nothing. Yeah, no surprises. No surprises. But this week's 10 out of 10 idea comes from listener and caller Jacob from Charlotte, North Carolina. I'll let Jacob take it away. Oh, hey, what's up?

Listen, I have a quiz idea. My name's Jacob, by the way. I live in Charlotte, North Carolina. I got a quiz idea for you. I have noticed that both of you are masterful at impression. From Jack Films' Joe Biden impression, and Aaron has the impression of Ernie. Oh, fantastic. I thought a nice fun little game y'all could do is, like, guess the impression.

Like, you do an impression and be like, who did I just impressionate? So Jacob, I think that's a magnificent idea. I think you're onto something. Oh, my God. So I've added a little twist. Oh, no. Okay. Here's what we're going to do.

Okay. Hold on. I've been hiding this behind the monitor. Hold on. Let me just pull something out. Okay. You have pulled out a plastic bowl filled with folded white pieces of paper, much like a charades game.

Much like. Here's what we've done. I've compiled over 30 names of celebrities and characters and fictitious people and creatures and things. Over 30 in here. All right. We don't have to do all of them. I'm already going to call bullshit on this because you know what names are in there and

I do not. Yes. But here's the twist. Hear me out. We're going to alternate. One of us will pluck a name from this bowl I have prepared. You'll see the name. You have to do an impression of that person, but you can only use one word.

These are one word impressions. Okay. That's the name of the game. One word impressions. Okay. Here's the deal. You can't say the, obviously you can't say the name of the person. Right.

And I would extend that challenge to you can't use any names. Okay. No names. No names. Like not even like, like if I were Angelina Jolie, I can't say Brad. No. Okay. Cause I think that would be too easy.

Okay. So I'm really challenging ourselves here. I mean, really? If I were Angelina Jolie, I would use one of her unique children's names cause that would be like, what is Brad? Brad is a common name, but you know what's not a common name? Zahara. So.

I may have, I think I have all of their kids in here. I think we'll see. I'll go first, you know, just to like warm us up. I will pluck a name. And I have to guess what impression you are doing. Yes. The one word. The one word.

Lord. Okay. This will be fun. This is gonna be fun. This is gonna be so fun. This is gonna be so fun. Oh my gosh. This is gonna be so fun.

As Jacob said, we're both masters of impressions. Jacob better be listening right now. Jacob. What have you done? Are you ready? I am ready. Mwaaah. Peter Griffin.

Do I get it? No. Oh. May I try again? Yes. Brrr. Ha. Ha.

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Squidward. Oh my gosh, you got first try. Wow.

You've never even like seen SpongeBob. No, I've seen like four episodes of SpongeBob with you. You can just put this. If you were a real Squidward fan, you would have pretended to play the clarinet. Okay, honey, your turn. Okay. Sometimes they get clumped up, so really make sure you separate the pieces. Okay.

One word. One word. A ravioli. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

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Ha. Hila, ha. Hila. By the way, is Alf still hasn't come yet? I have so been like waiting for his arrival. His agent, it's kind of being a real stick in the mud. Like when ever people get so big that they get agents on. Yeah.

It sucks. It sucks. It totally takes all the magic out of it. It just like it becomes all business all the time. We get it. You're booked and busy, but like, you know, you're not too big for Aaron. It's the funny one. You know what's weird though?

No one is. Sometimes like, sometimes when I get emails back from his agent. Yeah. I sometimes wonder, is this really his agent or is this Alf impersonating an agent? Because he wants to pretend like he's busier and more important than he actually is. Right. That is kind of a great ALF. Yeah.

There are, I bet you there are so many fucking people in Hollywood. Yeah. That pretend to be assistance of somebody. To see more powerful. To see more important. Yeah. Like also then they get to be more honest about what they do and don't want to do. Because they're speaking through the lens of a quote unquote assistant.

Genius. Yeah. We should do that. I would feel so weird like being like, hi, I'm Jessica. I'm Jack's assistant. But then you, oh my God. That would be so weird. You would make a great Jessica.

It's me. Jessica. Sorry. That's a hot, I think it's called the hot chick. I think that's what that's from. The move. It's like a Rob Schneider. Oh, I like it's turned into a girl.

You've watched the worst movies. Jessica. Right. Anyway. Okay. That was my best impression. Was that before Rob Schneider got red pilled? Yeah.

It was. Okay. Can I give like a tiny hint? The tiniest of hints? Yeah. I've literally never seen anything to do with this. Okay. So.

I don't care. Give me your best impression. Oh my God. I don't even know where to begin. Well, remember I'm the one that picked these. So this should be easy, right? Aaron? No.

No, it's not. I don't even. Okay. Just say ravioli again. Ravioli. Okay. One word impressions. Soinks.

Oh, I mean, yeah, is that shaggy? Yeah. Oh my God. Did he say Soinks? Like Soinks. Yeah, I think he does. Okay. Yeah.

If I was going to get that, I would have said like like. And hopefully that would have been enough for you. It wouldn't have been. It wouldn't have been. Damn. It would not have been. Nope. Zoinks is better.

Zoinks is accurate. Yeah. Good one. Thank you. Man. That was. So you never watched an episode of Scooby Dooby Doo? I've never seen anything to do with Scooby Doo.

I only know it. They're not great. They're like, oh, like in Wayne's world, they like make fun of Scooby Doo. Okay. And in like. Oh, that precedes meme knowledge. But I understand what you're saying. Yeah.

But you know what I mean? Sure. I know people say this about a lot of TV shows, but virtually every episode of Scooby Doo is the exact fucking same. Velma loses her glasses. She does? Oh, I can't see without my glasses. That's from my girl.

I know, but like maybe my girl stole it from Scooby Doo. And then there's always like a weird like baiting scene where like someone says to like Scooby Doo. And then or Scooby Doo would you do it for one Scooby Stack? Mm-mm. Two Scooby Stack? Mm-mm. It's like what the fuck?

You did this show 300 times before. It's the same fucking episode. I don't understand why I ever got into it as a kid. I never laughed. I have no memories of ever laughing out loud in a single Scooby Doo episode. I just watched them because I think there were like commitments. It's like, well, now I have to know who did it. Any of that's my Scooby Doo rant.

Well, hold on a second. I have a lot of questions about that. Yes. They were all brothers and sisters. Okay, so who was like, were they couples? Were they friends? Were they brothers and sisters? I think they were all friends.

But let's pretend that they were brothers and sisters. So there's no romance. I don't think so. Maybe Fred at some point hits on the other hot one. I don't even know who the characters are. I don't even know what that means. Wait. Daphne and Velma.

I think Daphne's the hot one. Velma's the- Oh, why was she hot? Because she was hot. Oh, because she was blonde? Oh, because she was- No, she was a redhead. Oh, she was a redhead?

Yeah. Was there a blonde? I don't think so. Yeah. Yeah, the only blonde is Fred. Fred's blonde. Oh. Yeah.

Oh, so she was like Barbie? Like Midge? Sure. Midge is Barbie's sister and she had red hair. Wait, no one talks about Midge. Why is- Wait, I had a Midge doll. Midge was the best.

Midge was the- She was my friend? I've literally, in my 33 years on this planet, I've never heard of Midge, Barbie's sister. You've never heard of Midge? Well, I guess- Well, maybe- Literally never heard this. No, I'm pretty sure Midge-

Maybe she was a cousin? Because Skipper was the sister. Skipper sounds familiar. There was a Midge- Midge sounds like her, like, drunk aunt. There was a Midge and she was- Hey, Barbie. The hot redhead, basically.

Shake your money, make your Barbie. What the boys want. This is such, like, I hate the stereotypes that we're putting on. Like, oh, she was hot because she was, like, you know, classically beautiful in the western sense. No Daphne, it was hot. I don't know which one. I don't know what that means.

I don't- Like, whatever. Okay, I guess it's my turn. Wait, hold on. Do you think Scooby Snacks existed only for merchandising purposes? Because I was like, oh, I didn't know Scooby Snacks were even involved in, like, the show. I only know them as, like, the fruit snacks. This preceded true merchandising in the way that we know as modern merchandising.

Like, Scooby Doo came from the 60s. I don't think the animators- You don't think capitalism had really sunk that deep yet? Is that what you're saying? Honestly, yeah, I don't. I don't think that the Hannah Barbera- Was it a comic book before it was a cartoon? No, I think it was just, I think it was a cartoon first and foremost.

Wow, there's a lot to uncover here. I don't think the writers invented Scooby Snacks as a merchandisable thing. I will say, like, it's very smart of them. If they made Scooby Doo branded dog treats, like, nobody would fucking buy that. Sure. But let's make them fruit snacks and buy them for the kids. Hella smart. But I think that came, like, 30 years after the show.

Okay, somebody fact-check us on that. Please. Yeah, call in at dadhugme10. Yeah. Tell us how accurate our Scooby Doo lore is. Okay. One word impression. Marge.

Oh, my God, yes. Homie. But you can't say homie. Homie. Okay, to be fair, though. Oh. We do that a lot in the house. That's a bit of a Jack and Erin inside gag.

Homie. Lot of hemming and hauling that Marge. Poor Marge. RIP. Do you think her hair, like, is her head shaped that way or is her hair shaped that way? There is a theory that, and this is real, there's a theory that underneath her hair are rabbit ears because Matt Groening, creator of The Simpsons, originally made, like, a comic strip or comic series of these irreverent bunnies.

They just look like Simpsons versions of rabbits, and they have very tall ears. What is the basis for this theory? Well, the basis is, in the Simpsons video game, the Simpsons arcade game, when Marge gets, like, electrocuted, there are a few frames where you can see the bone structure, you know, like cartoonish-wise, you see the skeleton. Well, you can see the cartoon rabbit ear bones through her hair. And, you know, that could either be an easter egg to Matt Groening's earlier... I think it's called Life in Hell.

That was the name of the comic strip with the rabbits he wrote. So you can attribute that either as an easter egg or as just straight up lore that Marge has rabbit ears underneath her tall blue hair. Interesting you bring that up. I just don't see that. I don't know if I can get on board with that. Well, get on board with it. This is, like, one of those times where, like, people present you with facts and you're just, like, no...

No. I choose not to accept this. No. I... Not... That's not real. My God, Alex Jones. Is that you?

All right. Pick a name from the hat. All right. One word impressions, folks. One word impressions. Play it home. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Let's do it. Let's do it. Come on. Step right up. Step right up. Guess her weight.

Step right up. This is hard. Okay. Fired. Okay, we're not my boy. I just love to precede everything with, oh, is that my boy? But, uh, very good. Very, very good.

I also would have accepted slob. Oh, Rosie O'Donnell. You know, she's disgusting. She's a whatever. Oh, my God. Actual... I mean, like, this shouldn't surprise you listeners, but yeah, actual... Trump quote.

Before, what's funny is that... So, I listened to this morning radio show called President Steve. A lot of mornings still, even though I've been in L.A. now nine years. And they, before Trump was president, because I've been listening to them since 2008. So, before Trump was president, they used to play clips of him. Like, he was like a meme on the show. Like, he would be like on their... What do they call it?

A soundboard? Yeah. A soundboard. Rosie O'Donnell is disgusting. She's a slob. Like, and after he became president, they stopped all of it because it was no longer funny. There's no longer funny. Yeah.

It was no longer funny. It was like, oh, my God. What has happened here? Oh, my God. Simpler times, truly. Oops. I just alienated the audience. Don't care.

I don't think so. There's a lot of moments where I'm like, hmm, I think I would have cared about that before. Do I care? No, I don't. Huh. Interesting. Maybe it's getting older. I don't know.

I think that's exactly it. As you age, who cares? All right. Next up. One word impressions. Hmm. All right. Here we go.

Hold on a second. Okay. First off, I'd like to describe Jack literally just took his headphones off of one ear. Like he's fucking Mariah Carey or some shit. So this is well, it's not for a visual. Like I don't want to do visual aids with each other because obviously that's not, that's no fun for you listeners. Okay.

This is for me. This is an auditory thing. Oh, yeah. I need to take one headphone off. Okay. Let me close my eyes then. Yeah. Close your eyes, please.

Wait, why do you need to take your headphones off for that? I'll try again. No, I fucking know who it is. Oops. No, I got it. But why do you need to take your headphones off for that? Because I have to match so many things. Intonation, pitch, intonation again.

You can't do that with headphones on? Oops. Okay. So who am I? The answer is Britney Spears. Oh my God. She got it. But I don't understand the headphones thing.

Understand it. Get it. Get good. I needed that. I still think that you are at a, like you know the answers. Next time I'll, I'll make this, like if we do this again, when we do this again, I'll crowdsource it so that neither of us know and we'll figure it out. Like that could be fun.

And I know that's doable some way. But I also just really like the physical, the physical like names in a bucket kind of thing, which is what we have going on. Oh, Aaron's struggling. This is tough. One word impressions. Shout out to Jacob from North Carolina. Oops.

Aaron is cupping her mouth with her hand. Eyes closed deep in the thought. I don't want to do a word that's too obvious. That would be right. Yeah. I appreciate that. Thank you. Thank you for thinking outside the bun.

All right. Make it hard for me. All right. Cause as you stated, I do know all these names. Are you ready? Yeah. I'm so ready. Oh.

Oh shit. Oh. No, I don't know. Yeah. Oh. Okay. Hold on. Hold on.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Okay. Okay. Oh. Oh. No.

Yeah. It's something like oh. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh. Oh. It's not like Homer Simpson or anything.

Is he in the bucket? I don't know. Okay. Oh. No. Cause that would be dough. And that's, he doesn't go. Oh.

Do it again. Can I hear that again? So many more times please. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Is that someone climaxing? What is that? No, you literally said you wanted to hear it seven times.

I know. I know. But like now I regret it. Oh. Like that? No. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Oh.

Yeah. Yeah. Not that. There's no up. Okay. Right. Just. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh you. Fuck. Okay. If we're stuck. Here's another rule that I want. Oh, you just made up.

Okay. All right. Jack film. No, no, no. This rule has. The goalposts. All right. No, no, no.

One word. Maximum. To three. Can I get three words please. But don't make it too obvious. Oh my God. Okay. Is that Bob Belcher.

Oh my God. Bob Belcher. I didn't want to say burger, because that would have been. Too obvious. Yeah, thank yeah. Well done. That was challenging and you, you did a good job. You did Bob justice.

Did I? You did. You know, they're making a Bob's burgers. Movie. Yeah. I did know that. You did know that. Yeah.

Very exciting. We need to watch more of that show. We're not like. Bobby. We've watched it like when going to sleep, which isn't like the highest praise, but like, it's amusing. It's a fun, cute show. Yeah, I love that show.

Louise might be my favorite character. Linda. Oh, Louise is great. I'm such a troublemaker. I'm more a fan of the mom. I love the mom. Linda. Linda.

That's why I was like. Bobby. I can't say names. Can't say names. Right. All right. My turn. Okay.

Okay. One word impressions. Capitalism. Adam from Adam ruins everything. Very good guess. And that would have been a good name to put in the bucket. Yeah. It's not Adam from Adam ruins everything though.

Okay. What does that mean? Does that mean we move on to the next one? Or do I keep guessing? Keep guessing. Do it again. Okay. Capitalism.

SpongeBob. Do I just naturally sound like SpongeBob? I love that SpongeBob episode where he mentions capital. No, it's not SpongeBob. Hey, it goes deep, man. Get it? Because they live in Bikini Bottom. Oh.

At the bottom of the ocean. SpongeBob SquarePants. Yeah. It goes deep. Absorbent and porous. Okay. Capitalism. Yeah.

Should I give you three words? No, hold on. Okay. Rosie O'Donnell. No. What the fuck? Oh, is it me? It's you.

Oh, yeah. I got it. It's Aaron Press. Because you love talking about the wonders of capitalism. Well, I think we just, yeah. Anyway. We're going to close that blind right there. I'm not going to think about that today.

Pick a name from the bucket, honey. Okay. I hope it's Jesus. No. He's in the next bucket. Okay. Loaves. What would he say?

Okay. Why? This is hard. Okay. Ooh, she's thinking. She's leaning back in her chair, hand on her mouth, eyes darting left and right and up, deep in thought. No.

Ooh. Okay. I feel like I know this. One more time? No. It's not good. I'm sorry. It's not good.

But with one word, it's really hard. Right. Well, that's the best. One word, no names, very hard. No. Can I give it? Wait, can I do another one? Yeah.

Okay. Oh, is that Moira Rose? Oh, is that Moira as the crow lady? Fruit. Fruit. That should have been mine. That should have been yours. Yeah.

Fruit wine. Fruit wine. Langa. Vine. Audience, do yourself a favor and watch Shit's Creek. So good. Is that on Netflix? It gets by the way.

Yes. I think so. Start slow. Yeah. One of those shows, and I'm sure you've heard this many times, listeners were like, oh, I know season one. It's really finding it's footing. Stick it.

Yeah. No, stick it out. It's so worth it. There are some definite belly laughs after the first season. And even some tears. Yeah. Happy tears. Feel good show.

You can't say the name Zahara. Mamma mia, ravioli. This one's hard with no names. Hold on. For once is Jack fell not at a competitive advantage. Wow. What have we here? Okay.

Here we go. Once again, taking the. I had to hear myself. The headphones off his ear. Donuts. Patrick star. No, it's not Patrick star. Do it again.

Donuts. It sucks. Well, Homer Simpson loves donuts. Is it Homer Simpson? It is Homer Simpson. Why didn't you say dough? Because dough is too obvious. Yeah, dough is way too obvious.

If I went. So you didn't think that through, did you? Well, I did because I want to challenge myself, but I also didn't. He does love donuts. You could have also said. Would that have been a convincing Homer? Maybe. I don't think so.

That just sounds like anyone going. Well, no, it's a thing he says though. It's like a tagline. Would you have gotten that if I went? I don't know. Yeah, right? I don't think so. But I barely got donuts.

So yeah. Well, you got donuts. After Patrick star. Patrick star loves donuts too. And he loves you. Simple man. And me. He loves all of us.

He's and he, he lives in our hearts. He does. He does. He's like that other purple thing. The aorta. That's right, Aaron. E for aorta. Oh, I got a good one.

Ready? Let's go. Rainbows. Oh, is that, is that my boy Kermit? That was better than my other Kermit impression. Wasn't it? Barely. But yeah, yeah, I, I'm really glad you got Kermit.

I was hoping you would get Kermit rainbows. And I don't know the rest. Keep going. I don't know it. But I know that part. Apparently they filmed the music video or the part of the movie for that on the Warner Brothers lot in this pit that they had filled up with water, but most of the time it's not filled up with water.

It's actually just a pit and they made Kermit look like he was like on a lake and he wasn't. He was just in a water filled pit. And the poor puppeteers are under. Oh yeah. Oh my God. I forgot about that part. We started, we've done the Warner Brothers tour like maybe six times.

So many times. Yeah. Whenever like someone visits or stays with us, we, you know, you got to do it. Didn't they have like hypothermia? Like the, the puppeteers had experienced like. I believe it. It was either holding their breath or they were in the water for so long that they had gotten like close to hype with their, I don't remember.

Guys, you think after six times of hearing these facts. I guess you got to go. Number seven. Got to get back, baby. Man, I, I don't think I've seen enough of pretty little liars or the Gilmore girls. It's all they fucking talk about on that WB tour. Who loves pretty little liars?

Right. Crickets. Yeah. Fucking nobody. All right. Here's a one word impression. Okay. Jellyfish.

Okay. Wow. Shit. Okay. Okay. I guess jellyfish is one word, but secondly, that's Patrick star. Hey. Okay.

You picked two. You should have done Angel. Why? Where is Angelina Jolie in this mix? How the hell do you impersonate Angelina Jolie? Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.

But it would have been way more challenging. Angelina Jolie. The next one of these challenges we do, I'm going to choose really obscure random. Okay. People and see what we can get done. Okay. Make it hard for me.

All right. You ready? Let's go. Time. Oh yeah. It's a flat circle, Matthew McConaughey. Brilliant word. Brilliant, brilliant choice of word.

I was between time and Texas, like Texas. I'm glad you chose time. I would have had a hard time with Texas. Texas. Yeah. I think he like at one point was trying to buy Texas. Well, yeah. I was trying to buy Texas.

He could. He like was a professor at the University of Texas. And then there was also rumors of him like running. However that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know a whole lot about Matthew McConaughey. Except that maybe I should know a little bit more before I vote him into Congress. You know? Nah. And I live in Texas. So my vote counts. His voice sounds funny. Good enough for me.

Put him in office. I also, that also could have been mistaken for Sean T. Yes. I was just going to say. Uh-huh. Damn. Insanity. Because he goes.

Time. Right. When time is up on his workout. Anyway. If you know, you know. If you know, you know. Let's do a few more of these. Ready.

Bottle. Is that Bobcat Goldway? It's not. Is that the plant from Little Shop of Horrors? Oh my God. Its name is Audrey too. I had to think about that. Do it again.

Bottle. You sound like Bobcat Goldway. I don't know what to tell you. Bottle? Boss baby? What the fuck? I don't know. Bottle.

Christina Aguilera. Oh my God. It's Christina Aguilera. Is it really? Yeah. Oh my God. Jeannie's too obvious. And I couldn't do.

Yeah. Your song sucked by the way. Bottle. No. It didn't sound anything like a singular. No. Not at all. But that, but you know.

That's why it's more fun when it takes four tries. Marmalade would have been a much better, less obvious choice. You think? Yeah. You would have gotten that. You love Lady Marmalade. Yeah. Yeah.

But I would have gotten it. Yeah. But that's the point. Never mind. Pick a name from the bottle. Oh, fuck me. Okay. Come on.

It's easy. All right. Iranian. Oh no. Iranian? Iranian. Huh. Can I hear it again?

Iranian. I have no idea. I have. I am absolutely dumbstruck. I'm actually really annoyed because this impression is based off of something that you've told me not something I've heard. Oh, really? Yes.

That's so much better. Iranian. No. That's not how I said it. How did you say it? What did. Remember, I was telling you about like every time you tell somebody something, you should ask them, okay, what did you just hear?

Because everybody perspectives things through this like personal filter and like. I remember. Here's messages differently than how you're trying to convey them. So do the impression back to me how you heard it. Iranian. Iranian. Oh. Iranian.

Okay. Hold on. That sounds familiar. It's not like Elon Musk, is it? No. No. Iranian. I wouldn't know the first thing about Elon Musk impression.

Iranian. Iranian. I hate to do this, but I think I need my three word lifeline. Do you want me to do an obvious three word lifeline or not so obvious? Let's try not so obvious first and then we'll go from there. I don't know a not obvious one. Okay. I'm sorry.

All right. All right. Let me think this through. Iranian. Iranian. Right. Oh, fudge. That does sound familiar.

Fudge sickles. I know I have. I'm trying to censor myself. I don't know why. Why? I don't know. After all this time. I know.

Really? You know what it sounds like? It sounds like, I know it's a spoiler. This isn't in the bucket, but this sounds like the actress in Silicon Valley who plays like the CEO or the, no, like the genius billionaire or whatever. Oh yeah. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah.

We haven't watched that show in like four years, but that's what it sounds like. And that's what I keep going back to even though I know I didn't put that name in there. Wow. I know. I know I'm cheating, but you know, Iranian. I needed the obvious one. I'm sorry. Now that's malarkey.

Oh, stop it. Oh, I did say that, didn't I? That's my boy Joe Biden. You did say that. Like, oh, like something about his state of the union address. Whatever the union was, I did not listen to it. Jack did. And you told me that instead of the Ukrainians, he said, Iranians.

Yeah. You told me that. I sure did. And so I was imagining him getting a little bit jumbled in the brains. He gets a little bit jumbled in his speech sometimes. And you know, Iranian. Oh my God. Honey, why didn't you go with folks?

I don't know. I don't listen. Does he say listen all the time? All the time. I say listen all the time. All the time. Oh my God. Listen.

We have so much in common. Oh my gosh. I can be president someday. But he loves, he loves folks. He loves us. That's his real like, that's his real down to earth, you know. He is from Delaware after all. All right.

I got one left. One left. This is a final round. We each do one more. Okay. We have way more in this, in this bowl, but we'll be here all night. So let's each do one more. I'm trying to make it not obvious.

Okay. Five minutes later. Water. SpongeBob. Oh my God. Yes. You couldn't not be obvious with SpongeBob. Like everything that SpongeBob does.

That's just, that's actually just a really nice compliment to how accurate my impression of SpongeBob was. Thank you very much. I disagree. Yeah. That's all it is. That's fine. It's less about your skills and more about how just distinctive of an individual

being. No, my voice, you're saying all I'm hearing is my voice is a chameleon. No, that's that. I couldn't do that. That's too obvious. I couldn't also say jellyfish either. Cause we already did Patrick. So I had to do something like ocean or water.

Bikini would have been too obvious too. I have a good one. I have a good one. Okay. All right. This is the last one. Last round. All right.

Make it count. Buckle up. Yeah. Spirit. I've been easier scrooge, but that's not it. Spirit. Spirit. This is a toughie.

Spirit. Spirit. No. Close your eyes. Yeah. I'm closed. Spirit. It's fucking Ebenezer Scrooge, but it can't be.

Like, you know, taught me no more of spirit. One more time. My eyes are closed. Spirit. Spirit. Oh my God. Oh my God. I even said Ebenezer Scrooge.

It's fucking Michael Cain, isn't it? Michael Cain. That was the best one to end on. That was perfect. Oh my God. Aaron. So guys, Aaron is obsessed with a Muppet Christmas Carol. On the unemployment night.

Heatwave. If you guys have not seen him up at Christmas Carol, I highly recommend it. It is. Oh my God. I even fucking said, Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. I even fucking said Spirit. It is taught me no more. Yeah. It is by far the best Muppet movie.

And Michael Cain is a national treasure, not our national treasure, but he is a national treasure because he is British. Honey, that was a really accurate impression. Right? I mean, I immediately got it. I just didn't narrow it down to Michael Cain. Michael Cain. But you were exactly right.

Guys, let's see which ones we didn't get. Wait, no. No? We'll save them. All right. And I'll add some more. Please do. That would be fun.

Yeah. Yeah. I would like that a lot. Yeah. That would be way better if I were included that way we could, once again, men like just like thinking that this is a level playing field and it's just not. It's just not. Tell it sister.

You wrote the rules. You wrote the rules literally and you were the one who created the game. Like it's bullshit. Can we, can we just boo all men? It's just extension of my everyday life. Spirit. Do you hear the spirits in the wind? I do.

And you know what, Jack? Film? Hmm. It's the beginning of a new season. Oh, which season? Michael Cain season. My favorite. I wonder if Michael Cain is an Aries because it is the beginning of Aries season.

We are right on the cusp, but allegedly according to the Googs, it's Aries season on the 21st. Well, it better get cracking. If Google says so, we do. It is so. If it says it in the Google, it is so. That's right. Another one of my favorite Christmas movies is Yes, Virginia. There is a Santa Claus.

It's a cute little 20 minute short. Any Hoosers. You do like that one. Jack, I'm going to need your help. Yeah. What's up? Completing the prediction that we have for Aries this week. I can help with that.

I need you to give me the name of a United State State that you imagine to be like a barren wasteland. Nebraska. Damn. We need to ostracize our Nebraska listeners. I used to have a childhood dream of moving to Nebraska. I don't know why. Interesting.

I never knew that. Yeah. But I was like, yeah, it was a whole thing. I'm not sure, but I would always dream of moving to Nebraska. I did not end up there yet, but my co-worker just moved there. Very excited for her. Could you give me an adjective that you would use to describe a pill bug? Can I say rollie-pollie?

Sure. Okay. Rollie-pollie. Can you give me, can you like describe a time or event that was like supremely awkward for you? You don't have to. Confirmation camp. Why was, okay, why was confirmation camp awkward?

I don't, I've never heard of the story. I feel like maybe we have some things to talk about after this. That's what I first. You confessed to God. And to a priest. Oh my God. No, don't. Don't.

Okay. That you, you maybe touch yourself at night. Yeah. Oh my God. But like actually. Oh my God. Oh my God. Now that we know the state of the Catholic fucking church and here you are, oh my God, oh my

God. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. Oh my God. Can't wait to read this horse. How old were you at confirmation camp? High school.

Like. Oh God. Oh God. This is the, honestly though, this is a little bit of like the fact that they make high school aged children tell their secrets to, oh, it's just so gross when you like take yourself out of it. You're like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

What? You did what? Like you had to tell what? Oh my God. Honestly. Ew. I'm not. Oh God.

All right. I'm not ewing at you. I know. It's natural. But you know. So 14, 15. Yeah. No, I'd say older.

17. Like 16, 17. Yeah. Okay. What's the worst video you've ever made? Oh fuck. So many. Outside of the one that you confessed to that priest about.

Yeah. Fuck you. The worst video I ever made. Yeah. I made some real stinkers. What's the one you personally feels like? Oh yeah. That's the one I'm like the most like not proud of snakes in a dorm.

Oh really? That's pretty cringe. Okay. So you would use the word cringe to describe snakes in a dorm. I would. I absolutely would. I'm pretty sure I deleted it from YouTube many, many, many years ago. Yeah.

Oh wow. Cause I made that video in like 2006. Give me the name of a body part. Shin. What is something that you would see on an evening news broadcast? Like what's the story that's like. Yeah. No, I'm just trying to like word it right.

The Russian invasion of Ukraine. Okay. Too heavy. That's fun. All right. You asked. That's what's in the news. Did you say?

Okay. Give me the name of a social media app. Snapchat. What is something you would see someone do in Times Square? Taking selfies in front of a Coca-Cola ad. I don't know. What name? Give me the name of a fast food chain.

Applebee's. Wait, that's not fast food. McDonald's. McDonald's. Fast casual drink. Let's try McDonald's. Really? No, you're right.

Wendy's. Yeah. Wendy's. Yeah. We love Dave. Speaking of, we gotta order dinner soon. Okay. Shut the fuck up.

Can you give me an adjective to describe a NASCAR event? Southern. Can you give me another adjective you'd use to describe a pillow? Adorable. Okay. Okay. Here you go. Okay.

It's Aries season. Thank you. Aries. Aries. Wow. Aries season. Huh. That's about as exciting as Nebraska.

Do you even know any Ariesies, Erin? I don't know that I do. I don't know. Hmm. Maybe we like know them, but they're so roly-poly that we've chosen to forget about them. Huh. Good point. Well, this is awkward.

God damn it. This is about as awkward as that time when I was a teenager and confessed to an adult who was part of world famous pedophilia ring that I enjoy touching myself at night. Wow. Why did you do that? I don't know. I guess we should be grateful that it's not as terrible as snakes in a tarp. Oh.

Actually, now that I think about it, maybe it is as cringe as that. Okay. Well, Aries, if you really do exist and you're out there, you're going to have just a wonder de-dunderful week. Someone will buy you Gwyneth Paltrow's new shin scented candle. Nice. Then you'll be featured on the news for your role in the Russian invasion of Ukraine. Yikes.

Yikes. Then you'll go viral on Snapchat for the time you took selfies in front of a Coca-Cola ad at the Wendy's. You know the spot. This is why Snapchat is dying. It is. It really is. Because that's what goes viral on Snapchat.

Southern things are coming your way. And maybe you will be a little less adorable soon enough. I don't know if it's possible that they can be less adorable though. You know what I mean? I love that you asked me for a description for a pill bug to equate to a fucking Aries. Do you know any? I know nothing about Aries. They are the least.

Nobody talks about Aries. Oh, really? Nobody talks about Aries. I would think angry because Aries is like the god of war. They're war mongers. I think it's spelled different. Oh, it is spelled different. Disagard.

Disagard. I think I'm like, what the fuck is Aries? Who is Aries? Does Aries even know themselves? That's the real question. I'm not sure they do. I think, I'm sorry, no offense. This should be on the six o'clock news.

Who are Aries? I was hoping you would say something like arson. But you know. That would fit. The arsonist wasn't Aries. The dice we roll. Anyway, thank you so much for coming. I have been hired as the official voice over actor

for Michael Cain's role in Muppet Christmas Carol 2. Congratulations. Thank you so much. Thank you for joining in. Also, by the way, I feel like, guys, don't let me forget. Text in the hotline, I have a very, very close friend that received a notice in their mailbox. Yes, you did.

That a Hallmark Christmas movie was going to be filmed on their street. And what's it about? And well, that's what next episode's about. So don't let me forget. I'd love to tell you all. Text in the hotline. Dad hug me 10.

Dad hug me 10. And I will describe the title of the movie and what it's about. Because Jack, you were like, that's actually a great movie. I would watch it. I would unironically watch it. And I was like, oh, this is classic Hallmark shit. Anyway, don't let me forget. So thank you so much for listening.

Can't wait to see you guys next week. And shout out to Jacob from North Carolina for the great podcast idea. And also, don't ever confess like weird, creepy sins to adults that have no business knowing them. Thank you guys so much. Can't wait to hear from you. Until next time, haters.