Erin is the Funny One - Quizophobia

Episode Date: May 16, 2022

This week on EITFO, big news: Jack’s taste is back!!! To celebrate, Jack and Erin are diving into an Amazon-friendly Rosé for Wine of the Week that’s…pale? Pale with a peachy before and after taste? Good on you, Angels and Cowboys! Next, Jack quizzes Erin on different phobias. Listeners with Atychiphobia (the fear of being wrong), beware. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

Welcome back everyone to another new episode of Aaron is the funny one I'm Jack Douglas and Aaron's pouring me wine did you want me to talk sorry every other time I introduced myself you're like no no not you you again that sort of thing I don't know what the hell you're talking about hi everybody it's me Ernie this is episode 41 title undetermined as of now we'll get there oh yeah I guess I have no idea what's in store for us only I do I am the master of this week's podcast you're the emcee yeah I am the emcee you know I got it I gotta be honest with you Jack film I think granted I am biased on this subject

I think that the episodes where I quiz you I think my quizzes are better than your quizzes okay all right so I'm just gonna say that I'm just gonna put that out there and guys buckle up because this week not one of my quizzes so way to play it up there I will say your your cryptocurrency quiz is one of the best ones what about my kids Bob quiz is all right what about like what about my face blindness quiz that was actually really hurtful and what about our most recent taste blindness actual taste blindness quiz you made me taste garlic sauce out of the dominoes tins okay so no that sauce is delicious so I I do not

appreciate yeah it is I taste it all the time all the time it's all I taste Jack film has your taste returned yet I think my taste is like nearly a hundred percent back it's great it feels great we finally got Chipotle for the second time and it was so good so you actually tasted and I actually tasted the guac and the barbacoa you know I guess I will say I do feel like Chipotle's guac I think it could use a little bit more salt why don't you tweet at Chipotle and tell them what they're doing wrong I'm sure they'd love to hear from you there are some people so here's the thing though chefs that work there you should tell

them this I don't know who makes the guac but I think that the recipe could use more salt but that's just me and I can afford to have more salt some people can't afford to have more salt so I am willing to take on the what a hero really it's a sacrifice I am sacrificing my own desire for more salt it's so noble knowing that the og recipe could probably stand to use some more salt I wonder actually I would really you know how they show you how like they make shit at like McDonald's and stuff sure I I yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah all of the manufacturing that goes into the McDonald's process I would really like

to see like what is the process at Chipotle it's I think there's a literal farm behind every Chipotle I want to see it and it's whole it's all whole foods everything's frozen everything's made straight from the cows and the chickens well that's I want to know your friend Darren I mean granted this was 15 years ago but he worked at Panera did he not and he said that literally everything is frozen yeah he's like every single thing at Panera was came frozen I think we should get Darren on the show I think so too and I want to interview him of what he remembers being a Panera employee it's like one of those

like weird jobs not weird at all this is this is what I wanted I wanted to tell me about your job back in the day that wasn't that long ago years and years that desire still exists I want to interview people and I want to hear about their jobs I'm so curious but yeah we should get him on and just just to interview him about his experience being a like Panera cashier or whatever 15 no probably more than 15 plus years ago yeah 15 plus years ago honey can you tell us a bit about what I'm about to put in my mouth oh okay so I went to everybody's favorite Amazon subsidiary Whole Foods which I've heard and we know Jeff Bezos

doesn't play favorites with his children but I've heard Whole Foods is one of his favorites and he sure anyway so I don't know anyway okay so I went to everybody's favorite Amazon subsidiary Whole Foods and I picked myself and Jack film here up a bottle of rose from Sonoma County we here we've got some angels and cowboys and it's a 2021 12 and a half percent this is the description they've provided there's a lover a trailblazer and a rule breaker in all of us by the way they didn't use the Oxford comma I lose a little respect I lose you lost so important yeah you lost me with not using the Oxford comma dare to indulge angels and cowboys rose displays the notes of lime blossom dried berry and uninhibited

acidity at play with wild plum culminating in an elegant finish and it's uh cellared and bottled by angels and cowboys in heldsburg California what do you think so I've had a few sips it's very pale it's like rosé's have a spectrum of pinks I would say and this is a very very pale peach I would say this is a well hydrated peach person are you gonna let me answer the question just asked me you paused for too long I would say I would describe this as pale very pale rosé notes of peach I will say though like normally don't like rosé's I typically steer clear of them they're a bit I don't know like too strong for lack of a better word this is very faint this is like a fainter lighter rosé more reminiscent of apple juice no it's got like a juicy aftertaste

and a juicy before taste it's just juicy all around is what I'm trying to say it is pretty flavorful without really hitting you hard over the head with its roséness I would say it's more on the tart side than sweet whatever it is it's good it's pretty tart this is a good rosé it's not dry but it is tart Aaron what do this cost you 60 70 dollars so I don't remember but the average price that people paid for this is 16.99 what a steal yeah jack film you don't need to spend a lot of money to enjoy a bottle of wine that's right Aaron out of 75 ratings yeah the vivino gods have rated this a 4.0 out of 5 that's high for the vivino gods yeah it is but what about the Aaron gods yeah I'm gonna give this one a um I don't love tart yeah tart's not my favorite

it's not so much if you pucker the back of your like throat and tongue like a lemon head uh-huh lemon head needs to make a wine I'm gonna give this one like a six up 10 okay pretty average for for Aaron yeah pretty average average for Aaron's my favorite rock band I would say I would give this 4.3 jack films out of five really I like this a lot that is hella high I'm really enjoying I normally really don't like rosés and I I would drink half a bottle of this wow simping for the wine I see a little bit all right I don't know it's very light all right guys also I just wanted to give you a little bit of an update uh-oh that nobody asked for and nobody they never do but guys I found out where I got COVID today yes you did and where'd you get COVID

technically it kind of was at the bar that I thought I got it because I am nearly positive that I actually got it from one of people in the band that we went to go see that stayed with us which is fine I actually don't care because by the way I did predict it I am no stradamus um apparently COVID going like fire through my office so yeah yeah rampant every day every day rampant you tell me a new story about someone from your line of work that has COVID every single day and so it's terrifying if I hadn't gotten it from them I yeah you would have gotten it I would have gotten it like this week anyway or last week or anyway whatever but I at least feel a little like more assured that I know exactly how I got it yeah yeah that's gotta be validated I was in close

quarters we were talking in a loud bar like straight into it like it was kind of straightening each other's mouths like yes basically like you're like cleaning you're like wait what what do you say sorry and you're literally like inches away from each other's faces yeah it makes total sense now yeah absolute total sense and uh I at least feel better that I'm like okay I mean we're like both over it because I yeah for sure but like I was harboring some like some type of feeling where I'm like but I didn't even talk to anybody how did I get it and now I at least I'm like oh no I I was like within inches of somebody's face that probably had it at the time it was your talkative ass that got you got us into this whole COVID mess I'm at least glad that I'm like oh yeah okay I got

there like or from somebody who now I know yeah exactly how it happened and it was from somebody that I know and love dearly and I'm not mad about it because I'm fortunate enough to be able to not be mad at it right but I at least I can go to sleep at night knowing where I got COVID how do you sleep at night not well according to you my talkative ass just like won't shut up agreed my turn honey yes are you ready for the meat of this podcast grand so I resorted to our hotline once again which is what's it what's that again what's our hotline it's dad hug me 10 oh and I can't remember for dad hug me 10 is it just for people to call into and leave a voicemail no they can text in too oh then that explains this week's text that I got uh huh once I find it it's over

for you all right nudes nudes nudes all right this text comes from ariana who I quote wrote this hello coolest Eren I have an idea for the podcast excuse me I'm thinking a quiz where you say a phobia and then guess what it means ooh I like that idea so ariana you don't know it's ariana it could be ariana ariana I liked that idea so much I kind of went and ran with that uh but I put a little twist on it just a minor little jack film twist you know don't go crazy Eren I have a list of phobias here that I'm going to read I'm going to attempt to read to you some of them are long and hard to say but I'll do my best and then I'm going to give you a choice I'm going to give you two fears that it could be you have to tell me which fear the phobia is makes sense I I'm sorry for example

no wait I'm sorry how did you change up the idea I missed that part okay very obviously is this once again a man taking credit for something that no no you did not invent like somebody else had that idea and no you were like but I changed it up and made it my own I refined and you just repeated exactly what the idea was excuse you no ariana wrote a quiz where you say a phobia and then guess what it means uh huh I'm not doing that I'm going to say the phobia and then give you two choices oh my god okay wow it's completely different it's a lot like your stupid crypto quiz guys quite liked tune in to my be flattered men and capitalism oh it's tonight's episode eight hours long um it's about to be if you don't reign if you don't reign your shit in

and give people credit where credit is due and don't take credit on your own maybe potentially yeah uh erin electoral wait are we beginning yes you always do this you need to be more ceremonious about the beginning erin like it would be like being like all right we're going to start the race now and then people just like look around they're like should we go and they're like yeah I said go now go now and it's like maybe somebody should get a whistle or a gunshot to like do like you know starting whatever that's called but you need to be a little bit more ceremonious with the beginning because I don't all right we're going to start the quiz now the wait like five minutes to do that

the first question of the phobia quiz no this is when you go are you ready are you ready hold on let me okay rose break okay now I'm ready all right she's ready folks I am ready erin yes your first phobia thank you that's the proper way to start excuse me first question electrophobia wait can I guess wait sure oh can I guess before him sure okay they are afraid of eels your choices are for electrophobia fear of chickens fear of your mother-in-law can I have the spelling of electrophobia al e oh see I thought I thought it was like electric okay al e which is weird because when you said ariana you said ariana not ariana but here you have electra but you're saying oh electra this is why you got us covid because you don't

fucking stop talking Christ okay could you could you start could you start the spelling over again I'm gonna have to please but why are you saying electra when it could be a electra okay electrophobia see that's much better here's how you spell it are you ready al e k t o r o p h o b i a electrophobia electrophobia electrophobia electrophobia and your choices are fear of chickens or mother-in-laws or fear of your mother-in-law I'm going to say a fear of chicken and the reason I say that is because my mother-in-law came and stayed with me this weekend and I think that that's where you're inspired to come up with that fake answer the correct answer electrophobia

is the fear of chickens nice well done give yourself a point one for one let's go your next phobia a math a phobia a math a phobia can I have the spelling a math a math a phobia a m a t h o p h o b i a okay a math a phobia a math a phobia okay a whole math of them can I guess you may guess it is the fear of words your choices are fear of dust or fear of words you just made up that second one you don't actually have fear of words written down okay I'm going to say fear of dust only because I was thinking of like when you put a before something it usually means like anti that or like the opposite of that yeah so I was thinking opposite of math is words clever and thus but I don't actually think that that's true because

I just don't so I'm going to say fear of dust you are correct a math a phobia is the fear of dust now yeah the it was going to be fear of dust or fear of glue yeah see yeah my stupid beautiful smile gave it away no it didn't my stupid beautiful brain gave it away I I led my logic led me right to like well I know it's not that one all right Erin pay attention damn it okay it's the third phobia can you guess what this is globo phobia globo phobia gl o b o phobia correct globo phobia exactly how you spell globo phobia what's that the fear of okay so hemoglobin is something to do with blood and the globe is an alleged sphere right thank you for being legally distinct protective of this podcast by the way I somehow found myself on mark sergeant

take tuck remember that this weekend oh no really yeah but I I didn't know that I think it was a parody maybe like those don't know mark sergeant he's like a famous um he's the leader of the flat earth flat earth yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I couldn't fucking think of the name of it yeah yeah like they were it was like an interview he did where he was like making fun of he was like oh I talked to this kid who is a doctorate quote unquote and he's like anybody that is the further they get into the educational system the less you can trust them because they've been broken they've been they've been incredible conditioned by the system basically it's funny by the way there is a documentary or there was a documentary I don't know if it's a lot there on Netflix where they literally prove

boiler alert yeah they literally prove themselves wrong at the end of the documentary flat earthers do flat earthers prove themselves wrong prove that there is a it's beautiful actual curve to the earth and they still don't believe it um of course not so what is what oh yeah so the question it's the fear of circles okay yeah globophobia globophobia it's the fear of circles your choices are fear of leaving the country or fear of balloons balloons balloons final answer globophobia is the fear of balloons yeah because they're shaped like globes allegedly you're three for three if you want to believe that's what your globe looks like then a balloon looks like that by the way I think I have globophobia I oh my god you do have globophobia I got a thing with balloons

always have like so do the dogs you and the dogs have that all all you know they do have that in common that's why they that's why they love me Erin your next phobia is nomophobia or nomophobia and I will spell it for you n o m o phobia okay yes nomophobia nomophobia what's that the fear of okay so let's think of things that start with nominal which I think means number or small maybe maybe singled number anyway okay what else is N O M NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM. Okay to select single out. Okay, I'm going to say it is the fear of attention.

Okay, here are your choices. Nomophobia, fear of being without a smart phone or fear of missing special events. Nomophobia. Well, it can't be either of those because I already determined what nomophobia was and it's the fear. And you can't be wrong. Of attention. You just can't be.

You are wrong, you must choose. Okay, I'm going to say smart phone only because like, nomophobia, I think you were probably inspired by FOMO instead of NOMO. So I am going to say the smart phone even though I don't, I wonder where that comes from. Hey, moving on. All of what you said is true. Yes,

nomophobia is the fear of being without a smart phone. Why do you have a fear of being without a smart phone? No, not at all. Wait, why? No. You don't? Well, I mean, maybe subconsciously, but like I didn't. It's not an active fear of yours.

No, I just wrote down because I thought it was funny. Do you think that that's an active fear that people have? It must be if they've got a label for it. Don't you think that they would have had to like, like honestly, I think feel like the smart phone is something that we take for granted at this point. So like, I never even think that I have the possibility of being without a smart phone.

Yeah, it's like lose us. It's always on our person. Yeah. Like why, well, why wouldn't I have a smart phone, which makes me think that like in order to have that condition, I wonder if they've been through an event where they were without their smart phone and they were like, what if you were like stranded and like didn't have a way home

or something like that would really not be cool. I would probably have fear after that too of like, if you got cast away kind of thing, cast it awaited. Well, I was just thinking about like if somebody stole like your purse. That too. Yeah. You were like by yourself. That would incite a fear.

Sure. And you're like, I don't even know where I am. Like, yeah, that'd be horrible. Awful. So I have like a bunch more phobia questions. Oh, okay. I'll stop talking. Thank you.

Your next phobia is Vestaphobia. Vestaphobia. V-E-S-T-I. Correct. Okay. Vestabule is a little area. I usually think about it in which like if you were entering into a space and it's like a little like space between spaces.

Space between spaces. The space between, I think Dave Matthews wrote a song about it. He sure did, honey. We call that a vestibule. I'm going to say it is a fear of, I would say small spaces, but I think we all know what that is. Yeah. It's a fear of small children.

Terrifying. Children are terrifying. Your choices are for Vestaphobia, fear of babies. Oh, shit. No, I don't believe it. Fear of clothing. Clothing. Clothing.

Because it's what we put ourselves into. I'm going to say clothing. Vestaphobia is the fear of clothing. You are five for five. I'm infuriated by this. Well, we put ourselves into a little tiny vestibule. That we do. And technically all of our clothes are like little vestibules that we

hang out inside of. You have lodged your way out of every one of these. I got to. Did you actually have babies? Yes. You did? Oh, funny. That's funny.

Yeah. And you still figured it out. Damn you. All right. All right. Try this. Try your beautiful big brain out on this one. Sybophobia or seabophobia?

Sybophobia. C-I-B-O. Phobia. Sybophobia. Interesting. What would Sybophobia be the fear of? C-I-B-O phobia. I have no idea.

I can't think of a single word that starts with C-I. Well, I have some choices for you if you want to forfeit your thinking. Sure. Yeah. Yep. So, Sybophobia. Is that the fear of food or the fear of houseplants? Sybophobia.

She's thinking of real hard listeners. Houseplants. Final answer. I have no reason. Sybophobia is the fear of food. Really? You are incorrect. What does that even mean, though?

Handing your gun in badge. Is it like, I once saw this episode of freaky eaters. Uh-huh. And the person would only eat aura-ida french fries, the crinkle cut kind. Oh, really? Uh-huh. That's a terrible phobia. And in order to try to like train her out of it, they had colored the fries, like different

colors, like green and red. Oh, she couldn't do it, right? She couldn't do it. Well, she, well, I just remember her crying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I can't. Yeah. God.

Is that like Sybophobia? I can't remember. I didn't have any footnotes. What is anorexia then? Let me look, let me look it up. I guess that's different than the phobia portion, I guess. Let me look it up. I guess anorexia is the condition.

It's a general fear of food considered a specific phobia, which is an anxiety disorder. People with this phobia are sometimes mistakenly thought to suffer from anorexia. Got it. And eating disorder. That's different. Got it. I guess anorexia is like the behavior. I don't know.

I don't know. Oh, it's a fear and or dislike of food eating or consuming food. And I think I've read in one of the articles I pulled this from, like if sometimes people have like a pain swallowing or something like that. And it's just kind of attributed to that. Like it's just unpleasant for them. I think so. I think that ties into it.

All right. Let's do a new phobia. Here's a fun one. Erythrophobia. Wait, say that again. You heard me. Erythrophobia. Could you please spell that?

I would love to. E-R-Y-T-H-R-O. Erythrophobia. That's what I said. Erythrophobia. Like the Erythymics. No, that's EU. But Erythrophobia.

Erythrophobia. What's that? The fear of Aaron. Would you like some choices? Yes. Your choices are for Erythrophobia, fear of dancing, fear of blushing. Dancing. Erythymics.

Erythrophobia. Sweet dreams are made of this. It's a fear of blushing. Blushing. It's a fear of blushing. I hope they don't have rosacea. Good one. Do you know what rosacea is, Jack?

It's like a coloring. No, I don't. Of course. That's why you didn't laugh. Otherwise, you would have laughed if you knew what rosacea was. No, I didn't laugh because you're not funny. You made this podcast be called Aaron is the funny one. Yeah.

Because it's sarcastic. It's a joke. Yeah. Good. You know what else is joke? Your face. What's rosacea? Is that what you said?

Yeah. It's like what I have. It's like what your cheeks are like. And I guess other parts of your body, but like my cheeks are like red all the time. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Oh, wait, I'm still not laughing.

That's so, all right. You know what else is funny? What's that? What's that, Aaron? Wait, I don't want to be too mean. Never mind. But think of what I think. That's so much worse.

Yes. Now you have to think about what I was about to say. Something real bad. Yeah. Because it cuts deep. Think about your deepest insecurities. That was what I was about to make fun of. Damn.

Yeah. Damn. Okay. Yeah. Look, some of us globophobes have to like stick together. Okay. That's where you're afraid of the globe, right? Yeah.

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Optophobia. Wait, hold on. I hate men. Continue. And? Some parts of capitalism. Compton. Part of capitalism.

There it is. Continue. Optophobia. Optophobia. I can't remember. Opt-O. Yes. O-P-T-O.

I can't remember. I know. Opt-O. Pin. O-P-N. But also close. Yeah, talk it out. Yeah, five seconds.

Optometrist is somebody who looks at open eyes. I'm going to say it's a fear of opening your eyes. Final answer? Final answer. Okay. Optophobia is the fear of opening one's eyes. You are correct. Yes.

I am a genius. Wait. I'm just kidding. Yes, you're right. Opt-O. Pin. Opt-O-P-N. Get it?

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The fibophobia. The fibophobia. That's spelled E-P-H-E-B-I phobia. It's the fear of what? Wait. Say that again. E-P-H-E-B-I phobia. Maybe a febi.

A febi phobia. Okay. Is that the fear of barking dogs or the fear of adolescence? Adolescence doesn't plural, not the stage of life adolescence, but like several adolescence. Fear of barking dogs or fear of adolescence. Adolescence. A fibophobia.

Only because I think that when you were writing this, you were... I don't know. Fear of adolescence. Adolescence. A fibophobia. Only because I think that when you were writing this, you were experiencing many barking dogs.

Thus, I think it's the adolescence one. A fibophobia is the fear of adolescence. Was I right? I don't know. I don't know if they were barking. I bet. I don't know. Pick her up.

Our emotional support animals here. We have a little chip clawing at Aaron's legs. It was super cute. We have three more phobias. How are you feeling? I feel wonderfully dunderful. Okay. How are you feeling?

I'm feeling... Defeated. A little defeated. A little. I'm proud of some and not proud of others. But how about this? We got three more. The night is young.

I'm phalophobia. I'm phalophobia. Could you please spell it? I'd love to. O-M-P-H-A-L-O phobia. I'm phalophobia. Okay. I'm...

Phalophobia. I'm... Phalophobia. The fear of belly buttons or the fear of pencils. I'm phalophobia. Pencils because they're phallic. And so, I'm phal. That's phallic and pencil.

Pencils, final answer. I'm phalophobia is the fear of belly buttons, bitch. Why? I don't know. Baby, I didn't write the why's. I don't know. Jack, why? I don't know, but it is.

But why wouldn't it be I'm phalophobia? Because then it would be umbilical. That's a fair question that you need to ask the other... Latin people. The Soros gods. And the Latin people. Ask them both. Latin?

Well, not that Latin, but you know. Yes. The people that speak the language. They use their design. Right. Okay. Linonophobia. This is the penultimate question.

Okay. Linonophobia. They're afraid of Linman while Miranda. As am I. Terrified. It is spelled... That man has fucking keys to the Declaration of Independence. You heard it here, folks.

L-I-N-O-N-O phobia. Linonophobia. Linonophobia. Is that the fear of wine or the fear of string? Linonophobia. String. Like linen and lined. Your final answer.

Final answer. String. Linonophobia is the fear of string. Well done. All right. So for all the money. For all the money. Final one.

Let's go. This is where 2500 points. Your final question. Your final phobia. Pogonophobia. Pogonophobia. P-O-G-O-N-O phobia. Maybe like Pogonophobia.

Okay. Is that the fear of carpets or the fear of beards? Pogonophobia. Pogonophobia. Carpets. Beards. Carpets. So the reason I say that is because the only thing I can think of is a Pogo stick and

it is a stick that you jump on the ground with and on the ground there are carpets and thus carpets final answer. Final answer. Okay. Also, also in Pennsylvania, there's this, there's some mountains and they call them the Poconos. That they do. And they also have carpets of snow.

Thus. Beautiful. I don't think that that's where that comes from. But maybe. But it should. And thus carpets. Pogono. Pogonophobia is the fear of beards.

No! You lose everything. Steve, say it. I win. Do it differently. Do it differently. I know you're saying the wrong answer. Do it again.

Do it again. This time with the right answer. No, no, no. I'm not pulling a Steve. That's bullshit. You're pulling a wrong Aaron. No. Because you're wrong Aaron.

No. No. That's bullshit. You just lost all your points and I ate them all. As most men do. That's right. Once again. Taking credit for every single right answer that I got.

You just took. USA. USA. Tune into my Patreon about how much we hate capitalism and men I have guest stars on every day where we talk about how much we hate men, we come on the Patreon, we talk about what did a man do to you today? Aaron, that's it. We've been looking for a Patreon idea for months.

Thank Christ we found it. Aaron versus all men. Tune in weekly. Text me if you would actually join my Patreon where I complain about capitalism and men. There you go. Text me. Dad hugged me 10 if you want to listen to my capitalism and men rants on Patreon. Please do.

Dad hugged me 10. Honey, do you hear that? I hear something. Oh my gosh. I think it's just chip moaning. I think so too. But I also hear the gods. She just peed in my lap.

Did she really? No. The celestial gods. Yes. Beckoning. They back out. Your microphones that way. I keep fidgeting with my mic.

Yeah. He didn't know how to put it. Where do I put my hands? We're holding hands and I'm sorry my hands are so dry. We have to hold hands in order to channel. That's how it works. It doesn't work any other way. And is this another, is this a tourist?

I feel like we've done like a million tourists. We literally, Jack, Jack, stop, stop. You and your COVID brain need to stop right this minute. You are a menace. You and Chipwitch, go get a room. You're messing up the setup. Don't know how to use your own body. You don't know what day it is.

You don't know what season it is. I'm pretty sure we've only done one tourist episode. Okay. Hold my freaking hand. And by the way, do you know how long a season is? No. It's at least a month. Okay.

Hold my hand. I kind of don't want to now. Honey. We have to do it, not for us, but for the tourists listening. Fine. Okay. Tourist. Tourist.

Jesus. I. Jesus. Am. The. Only. The. Only.

Son. Who. Salamly. Swear. To. Forgive. You. But.

I. Heard. That. You. Don't. Wash. Your. Fingies.

What? After. Tinkling. What? After. Tinkling. Shame. On.

You. Tourist. So. Help. Me. God. Who. May.

Be. My. Daddy. Allegedly. Tomorrow. I. Prime. I.

I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I.

I. I. I. Promise. To. Visit. Your. Mother.

The enemy. And. Boy. Do. They. Have. It. Coming.

Yeah. Tourist. I. Wonder. Do. You. Ever. Think.

About. Stuff. Like. Planets. Well. I. Made. Planets.

So. There. You. Go. Girl. Finally. My. Last.

Planet. Gephordemork. Is. Dying. But. You. Can. Help.

Please. Donate. To. My. Kickstarter. No way. Go fund me. Okay.

W. W. W. Dot. Go. Jesus. Go. Dot.

Org. The. End. I think. That. Is. There. That's.

One of her. That's one of her best ones yet. Holy. Shit. Oh. Man. Tourist. Do with that.

What you will. And please. All. Save all your money. Donate. Straight to go. Jesus. Go.

Go. Gephorne. It can needs our money. That's right. Honey. It's. Like. 7500 years.

Oh, but you know what? That news. That. Telescope is going to tell us. It's going to show us things. It's going to show us, but we won't. Really. No.

Because the telescope won't even be able to tell. For like. 74. 499. Year. So like. It's fine. We're fine.

We're fine. Gephorne is not fine. So we need to. Donate to. Go. Jesus. Anything you can. Crypto.

It's. Oh. Oh, he accepts Bitcoin too. He does. Yeah. He doesn't discriminate. No, he doesn't discriminate. He'll accept cash.

He's very with it. If you have a grandmother that still writes checks. He'll accept that too. So. Cashier's checks. Go. Go. Jesus.

Go. Dot. Org. It's. We have to save the planet. And that planet is before you. That concludes the 41st episode of Aaron is the funny one. Thank you for sticking with us all this way.

Yeah. Guys. Love to see it. Love to hear from you. Like dad hug me 10. Dot. Org. Thank you.

Can't wait to see your texts, calls, voicemails. Don't send me links. I will not click on them. I will. Unless it's. Go. Jesus. Go.

Org is like, you know, but that's it. And also stay tuned to Aaron's second podcast. Oh, yeah. Tell me if you want to listen to my Patreon about how much we hate man and capitalism and I'll have people calling. Oh yeah. I can't wait to. Every day.

And you know what? It'll just be, it'll be me being like, that sounds like it sucks. I feel, I feel you. Five hours of that. Damn. That's. That's. Caller.

Right. That, that totally sucks. I totally agree. And I feel you. So anyway, let me know if you pay five bucks a month for that. So. Yeah. Can't wait to hear from you guys.

Love connecting with you. And we'll see you next week. The next time haters.