Erin is the Funny One - The Watchmojo Quiz

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

Jack and Erin take a quiz that will stump even the most chronically-online listeners: Is it a real WatchMojo video or not? To recap, WatchMojo is a YouTube channel that's been cranking out "Top Ten" lists for 18 years. And when you've made over 30,000 videos, you tend to run out of material...to the point where many of these lists seem, well, made up. Can you discern the real titles from the fake ones? Can Jack and Erin?! Follow Erin and Jack on Instagram:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/2toesup/?hl=en⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/jacksfilms/?hl=en⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ To watch Erin Is The Funny One on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@jackisanerd⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/erinisthefunnyone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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It's October Eve. Welcome listeners to a spooky episode of Aaron is the funny one. The spookiest thing about this episode is the fact that Jack is still here. I won't leave. Hi. Hi. Lucky episodes, Sweet 16, honey, of season two. How do you feel?

Is that right? Mm-hmm. Before teen got taken down unless you're on Patreon. Right. Got it. Right. So it's Sweet 16. Sweet 16.

September 30. What did you do for your 16th birthday? Don't remember. If I don't remember, it probably wasn't that great. I really have no recollection of no idea. What did you do for yours? Did you have a sweet 16? No, I did not have a birthday party, which we just talked about.

Remember how I never had any childhood birthday party? Oh, that's right. You did mention that. Which is insane. Wait, okay, so I would have turned 16 going into my junior year. Uh-huh. I'm trying to think. I often classified time, like my eras of high school by who I was dating.

Sure. That's fair. Okay, so summer going into my junior year. Oh, actually, I know this one. I was single, but get this. I had dated a boy for, wow, it wasn't even that long, but it felt like forever. I would say it was like my first, like, serious boyfriend, quote unquote, in that like, well, maybe not my first, but it felt, well, I don't know.

It just, it was serious to me in my, in my heart. heart and we were totally going to get married. And I was 14 when we started dating. And we were together, like, we started dating at the end of my freshman year of high school. He was at the end of his sophomore year of high school. We started dating like toward the end of that year and then broke up at some point like right around New Year's. Gotcha. So what is that like seven months or something? Which is pretty fucking long for a, you were a freshman? Yeah. It's a long. I was a freshman and a sophomore and he was a sophomore and a junior. I think that's a long high school relationship. He was also old for his grade. So his birthday was in December and he got his driver's license.

Oh, just like this song. Shut up. I just remember he and his grandparents like bought him a car. He had a Dodge neon, which I don't even, I don't think they make Dodge Neons anymore. But it was teeny tiny, but it was perfect for high schooler, right? We ended up breaking up. I think I was just. I was jealous. There was definitely like, I feel like he had a wandering eye. And there was this one girl that I was like, I think you like her. And he's like, I don't like her. And then what do you know? They ended up kissing and broke my damn heart. Men of what? Trash! Anyway, so what's funny is that summer going into my junior year and he was going into his senior year, he and I started talking again. At this point,

we had been broken up for seven months. Lifetimes have happened since. Yes. Yes. Right. I think I have the timing here, right? Doesn't matter. So anyway, so I am at, so I was a cheerleader in high school. And during the summertime, because technically, like the program, we used to have tryouts

in May for the following school year. Right. But we didn't have practice during the summer until cheerleading camp. But the practice that we did continue on through. the summertime was open gym. So you'd pay like five bucks or something. I don't remember. And it was 2003.

So I don't know. Money. What is money? I don't even know. But you go into like a gymnastics gym. I don't know. Yeah. We call them gyms, honey.

And would see each other. But it wasn't mandatory because you couldn't make it mandatory or something. But like we would often go. And anyway. So. one, a really good friend of mine who were somebody who I thought was a really good friend of mine, who by the way was best friends. Bear with me.

Okay. Remember a few episodes ago I had talked about a boy that I kissed one time and then he like broke it off with me because he's like, oh, this other girl that I've had a crush on for a really long time. I heard she has a crush on me. Yeah. And now I kind of want to explore that. Okay. So I don't remember what we call it. her in that episode.

Let's just say her name was Jessica. Okay. Jessica's best friend was a girl named Tiffany. Okay. And Tiffany and I, I was not tight with Jessica because I didn't trust that bitch. She stole my man from me. Whatever. Anyway.

But Tiffany and I like were kind of buddies, right? Shut the fuck up. I asked you. if you remember your sweet 16. Shut up. Listen, I'm going somewhere with this. Are we? Yes.

Tiffany. I, okay, so Tiffany and I were both like, okay, so there were a few, like, you have to understand summertime gymnastics. Like, a lot of time we would go just to show face, but like, we weren't like totally like doing what we were supposed to be doing. You were putting 100% in. Exactly. So Tiffany and I are on the sidelines, chitting, chatting, shooting the shit, what have you.

And I am telling her about how. I have now rekindled with, let's call him Matthew. And Matthew and I have been flirting and that I'm really excited about where this is going. And she, Tiffany is asking me questions about, oh, oh, that's really cool and really exciting. Do you know what I found out not a week later? I have a guess. Tiffany and Matthew are banging. Damn.

Banging. Damn. They're full on. They're ex. high school. Matthew. Can't be going around like that. Matthew did me dirty like that. He did. And you know who did me even dirtier? Tiffany, pretending like she didn't know shit about shit. But apparently she was. Tiffany was not a girl's girl. She was two times. Oh, girl. If you even knew, Tiffany is not a girl's girl. Not a girl's girl. And that's why she and Barbie or Jessica,

sorry. That's why she and Jessica can like, can't keep track of them. She and Jessica can have other. I think to my knowledge, they're still like good friends to this day. There you go. Birds of a feather. Am I right? Anyway, so that was my sweet 16. Aren't you glad you asked? I am really glad I asked. Aaron, how familiar are you? Wait. Okay. So the moral of the story is I had a life and was trying to get some and you had no friends. Right. And have blocked out all your childhood memories. I probably spent my 16th birthday in my parents' basement playing Smash Brothers on the N64. I don't know. It probably wasn't that eventful.

You know what I wasn't doing? I wasn't drinking. Oh, I definitely was drinking. Aaron. Yeah. 16? Yeah. Shame.

I was definitely drinking. I didn't drink until I was like 19. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was definitely drinking. Unbelievable.

If I had to guess. If I had to guess and I don't have memories of it. Fuck, I married a cool girl. I would guess that I was probably married a bad girl. The lesson is there's no takeaway here. The takeaway is that there's no takeaway here. Sometimes women are trash too. Tiffany is not a girl's girl.

True. We live and we learn. That's right. I mean, who didn't make mistakes when they were 16? Well, I didn't. But Tiffany, Tiffany did. What Tiffany did was pretty fucked up. I will never.

No mistakes, Aaron. I will never forget my face when I learned. What do you mean, Tiffany? And Tiffany and Matthew are talking. Wait, my Tiffany and my Matthew? Wait, that can't be. I just talked to her about this exact person. What?

What? What? I wish I was there to take a picture of your face with my T-Mobile sidekick or whatever the fuck was like in that year. Yeah. Fuck, man. Wow, it sucks that your high school experience sucked for you. It's fine.

I made up with it in college and had a fun college. Hmm. I doubt it. Okay. So what do you have in store for me? What are you going to do to entertain me tonight, Jack film? I'm so glad you asked honey. I'm actually genuinely excited for this. I really am. I've been looking forward to something like this for a long time. So, Aaron, how familiar are you with the YouTube channel watch Mojo? I am so familiar with it because I, it's constantly on in the background. It's all you watch. It's not fucking true at all. It's all you watch. Why do you ask? That's so insulting. You have an alt, like screen name just called Watchmojo fan.

You're such a troll. 6969. You're reminding me of the real, Am I the asshole Reddit story that I showed you of the wife whose husband wouldn't stop watching Mr. Beast videos on full blast throughout their house. Do you remember that? Yes, of course I remember that. It's so good. She's like, should I divorce him?

That's what I've been saying. So for those for those listeners who are not terribly familiar watch mojo is a YouTube channel with like 17 billion views here I pulled up some stats here. How many of those billions are yours? Just like one or two billion I'd say. I just put that shit on repeat baby. No, they're a YouTube channel that was born in January of 2007. Okay. They have 26 million subscribers.

Do we know anybody behind watch mojo? No. We don't know anything. I mean, I'm sure you can look it up. Are there actual? Hold on. We need to explain what watch mojo is, and I'm almost done, because they also have 30,000 videos on their channels.

So what does this channel do? Well, they specialize in top 10 lists or just listicles, or one of those listical YouTube channels. And if you can think of a list, a top 10 list or top 20 list or whatever, whatever, they have probably done it 13 times over. All right. Now, they've done all the easy ones. They've done like, you know, top 10, like, you know, top 10, um, top 10 movies or top 10 TV shows or blah, blah, blah, blah. The problem is when you've been on YouTube since 2007 and your job is to make top 10 lists, you tend to run out of the good shit pretty quickly. And now they're one of those

kind of zombie YouTube channels where they've ran out of. of all the good list ideas. Case and point, they uploaded 11 minutes ago, 10 worst criminals who worked for Disney. They get very niche and very specific and very like, wait, there's a list of that. They get, you know, so. Have they ever been community noted?

That's a great question, honey. I don't know. It would be very funny if they did. Do you think, can, do they, I'm assuming they generate money off of their YouTube. Oh my God. Well, they make like multiple videos a day. What's like if you had a guess in a month's time.

How many videos? Average, no, average view count per video. Well, that's the thing. They used to be top of the game. Like 10, 15 years ago, I think every video they upload it was like a million views or thereabouts. And some of them will go super viral, tens of millions of views, you know, because they crack that code. They made top 10 lists that you would actually want to see. Now they're struggling to get, I don't know, five figure views, which for a channel with,

20 plus million subscribers is abysmal. Like maybe 50K, 10K. It's just there. So while they upload a lot, the views aren't great. Although all their videos are like, I don't know, I think they're like 10 minutes plus. So they get mid rolls. So I'm sure they're doing fine. But I would be shocked if there wasn't a little bit of AI being used to both generate

the scripts and possibly do some of the or help with some of the voiceover narration stuff. Because you were asking, I'm sorry, I did cut you off. I just wanted to make sure the listeners knew. You did. And I just want to make sure that people know that you cut me off. I did. Aaron does not like when I cut her off. And I'm sorry.

But what we know about them, I think there are some, like, familiar voices. There's a very, there's a famous, like, Tom Holland interview.

And he's, you know, doing press release for, like, one of the Spider-Man's or Avengers or whatever. He is interviewed by someone from Watch Mojo. And he recognizes her voice immediately. He's like,

oh, my God, you're Watch Mojo. Yeah. It's really cool. Like, that's fun. That's cool. Wait, that means Tom Holland watches Watch Mojo.

Yeah, well, I mean, like, watch Mojo was like the shit back in the day. Just so, you know, I, unless you've sent me it, I probably have not watched a Watch Mojo. I, well, okay, but just, just think, honey. It's just not up my alley. Think of a top 10 list. They've probably done it. Like, top 10 Tom Holland movies. Honestly.

Trivia. Totally. They should do trivia. I don't know if they do trivia. Maybe that's what we can suggest to. them for their next venture. Watch Imosur, if you're listening, you would murder at generating trivia. Yeah. Genuinely. Do you, like, have they been called out for like, uh, they've been called out a few times over the years? Like, Matthew Santoro, where they just steal other people's lists and shit?

I don't know if they've stolen or really have gotten into too much hot water for stealing. Okay. Sometimes they'll make a video over some controversial subject matter. Like what? Um, top 10 Epstein clients. No, they probably made 20 of those today. No, I saw something on Reddit and I thought it was photoshopped. So I had to actually check myself to see if, wait, is that real? And I think the day after the assassination of Charlie Kirk, watch Mojo uploaded, 11 assassinations caught on camera and Kirk is in the thumbnail. Jesus Christ.

Yeah. Okay, so hold on. Can we also, I can't stop thinking about it. so I just need to get it off my chest. You just said, Aaron hates when I cut her off. That's actually not true. I never care that much.

I usually just use it to say that men are trash. But you care when I cut you off. I think I care a lot more than you do. You care a lot more than I do. You get all weird and hissy and like standoffish and passive aggressive. And I go, what, like,

because I'll do it without even realizing it sometimes. Right. Right. And then, you get all, no, it's fine. No, I wasn't saying anything important anyway. It's true. I hate to admit and he's dead serious. It's not cute. It's like it's uncomfortable. So, anyhow, I had to get that off my chest. No, yeah. Don't put the blame on me. You don't like it. Can we put the blame back on watch mojo where it belongs though? No. Okay. I tried. I just wanted to squirm out of all in.

I love watch mojo. I am the biggest watchmojo fan. Do you know how I knew. that there was a user watch mojo lover 69 69 it's because it's me actually you hypocrite i am watch mojo lover it is me i am the one texting you in the middle of the night with watch mojo links that is me i am the one filling your feeds with why is your mouth agape what is happening right now. Because I just, my mouth is a game because I didn't realize how frequently they fucking upload on YouTube.

At first I was like, you just said it was 11 minutes ago. So I would imagine it's like, it's just AI slop. It's like two, every two hours. I thought it was like a couple times a day. They've hired just fucking AI click farms to like,

Christ, man. Put together like the dumbest shit ever. So like, yeah, so I just pulled up just top 10 George the 6th and Henry 14th's wives. Honestly. Honestly, it's... Top 10 genetic illnesses that you can contract in the womb.

Baby, here's some, I'm going to read some titles at you. These are all like within the last day, okay? Top 10 epic revenge moments in sports. Wait, name one. There was the WMBA, Caitlin Clark. Oh, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I actually didn't know who we were mad at when I watched the video.

And then I got tired of trying to figure out who we were mad at. and I just gave up and moved on. Top 10 fast food items you forgot were terrible. Terrible for my health or terrible tasting? They don't specify. Because there's a big difference. You know, the last time I had a Wendy's Cheeseburger, it was like three years ago and it tasted like soil.

Honey. What? I don't even know what. Sometimes the title will not make sense. Okay. Top 10 dystopian sports movies you have to see. I did think the blind. Blind side was about a blind football player for a very long time.

That's just dystopian on your brain. But the point I'm trying to make, honey. Yeah, what point is art? What point is art to make am I? Beep, bloop, bloop. Watch Mojo. They've been around for so long and they've done everything. They've made every video list you can think of.

So, um, Jack's film's creative council member, Beth the Dork, has devised a little quiz for the both of us and for all of you listeners listening right meow it's the watch mojo video title quiz and i'm going to ace this quiz because all i do is watch watch mojo you are watch mojo what 69 69 60 this watch mojo lover 69 69 um watch mojo fan 1 2 3 1 2 3 you have a few accounts well how else am i going to go on notice if i'm spamming people's like i got to have a few different aliases. What do you do in the comment section? Are you like a troll? Are you a bully? I just send a bunch of kissy face

emojis. Just to watch Mojo in general. You were like top 10 assassinations caught on camera and you were like Kisses. Just aggressive kisses. Most dystopian sports movie moments. More watch Mojo, please.

From Watchmojo lover 6969. Fuck. Top 10 war tragedies that happened on U.S. soil. Thank you, watch Mojo. My DMs are open. Okay. All right. All right.

I'm queuing up the quiz. Wait, before we go. Yeah. How well do you think you're going to do on it? Honestly, not very well at all because I'm, I am. shocked. This happens unlike Jack is a nerd. Sometimes I'll be like live streaming. I'm filming a yi

and they'll get distracted. I'll be like, hey, let's stop what we're doing and see how watch Mojo's doing. And I'll go to their channel and I will be mesmerized, confused, and flummoxed by their video titles. So what you're saying is that you steal their content

by just rewatching it on stream. No. But you're so confused and flummoxed. You don't even speak. You're just the the head in the corner and you're like, how dare you? How dare you conflict slash compare me to one of those? No, I don't even play the videos.

I just scroll. What are those? Shut the fuck up. No, Aaron, I don't go. What are those? But honestly, that's kind of a great reaction. I need React about 3.0. It needs to just scream.

What are the? Wait, are we on React about 2.0? Oh. Yeah. What's this? I was back in like February 2.0 when we added like 500 more things. What? Oh.

3.0 will be like the wife slash some more React bodisms. Okay. But honey. I could talk about watch mojo all day. So let's keep talking. Here we go. Welcome to the watch mojo video title quiz. Beth writes, I'll give you a video title and you tell me if it's real or not.

I've already gotten 100%. Are you ready? Here we go. Also, it's Sandy Squids. not Sally Squirrel. I got some people in the phone line and then the comments. I got community noted again today where I called her Sally Squirrel. You ready, honey?

I'm ready. All right, here we go. The watch mojo quiz. This is a real watch mojo video title or not. Top 10 Disney Cairns. Ooh, starting off strong and hard. True. You think that's real?

Real. Disney Cairns. Give me a Disney Karen. Ursula. Wait, who is a Disney? Corolla DeVille is kind of a Karen. How? How was Cruella de Villa Karen? I'm going to skin your dogs alive if you don't shut them the fuck up.

Cairns don't like kill people. Karen's like Negg. You know what I mean? Like, carons are more like, give me your manager. So Aaron and I just saw a few weekends ago, we saw the Wizard of Oz at the sphere in Las Vegas. You know who's a Karen? And the Wicked Witch is what I'm saying. That's not a Karen.

No, but in the first like 20 minutes when she's, She's just the... Oh, yes. That's a Karen. That's a Karen. Because she's like, your dog... Your dog bit me. Your dog bit me.

So... And I'm going to put him down or whatever the fuck. Yeah. Classic Karen before, well before there was a term for it. But that's all I got. I'm going to say no. Just for the sake of argument, you say yes. Yeah.

Here we go. Who's right. Top 10 Disney Carrens is real. God damn it. I don't know who that is though. Like, I don't know the... Oh my God. Wait, I don't know the thumbnail.

Oh, God. Damn it. You know why? So the thumbnail is just like someone like a live, a live person, not a cartoon, but like. Oh, people who act, people who acted like Karen's at Disney. Yes. Oh. At like Disney land, Disney World.

That's kind of funny. So it has nothing to do with like the fictional properties and shows and movies. It's way more fun to try to think of Disney characters that acted like Karen's. Way more fun. Way more fun. Because how can you like, oh, like, remember that top 10, you know, Disney Park Karen moment? What? No. No. Jesus Christ. And I love that you can see a little bit of the description, because I can just picture in the watch Mojo voice. Even the happiest place on Earth isn't immune to entitled behavior. Join us as we explore the motion. Now, br-b-b-br-bram-bra-bra-bra. So I feel like, I feel a little betrayed because this was what neither of us thought. What you're saying is that, was it clickbait? Well, it wouldn't be clickbait paired with the thumbnail, but we didn't see the thumbnail in this quiz until just now. Anyways, I'll move on.

That's just so funny. What a subversion of expectations that was. Subversion? Number six. This Karen in Disney World, Paris. I was thinking, what if they're like characters whose actors' names were actually Karen? Aaron, they've probably done that list too.

I swear it's probably somewhere. All right, here we go. Question two. Top 10 movie gilfs. Jack, what's a gilf? A gilf, honey, is a grandma I'd like to fondle. Fondel? No, fuck.

How dare you? Sorry, I usually don't say the fuck word in front of my life. Can you give me an example of a grandma that you would like to fuck in a movie? No, I can't get Disney out of that. Ursula. Grandma, I'd like to fuck. Jane Fonda? Fair.

Right? She's hot. She's smoking. She takes care of herself, man. Norm had a big thing for her before he. Okay. He did? Yeah.

kind of. Shit, man. Was he like my DMs are open? He, so he had him, he had her on his show. He had like a Netflix talk show kind of thing. And they're very flirtatious. It was cute. I hope they hooked up.

Me too. Honestly, great bucket list item. Okay. Besides Jane Fonda, Merrill Streep, I don't know. I'm just like, oh, Merrill's a good one. Well, I'm just fishing like older women. Susan Sarandon. Sure, sure.

That's a good one. Top, let's get back to the question. Top 10 movie gills. You say no. is gross. If it's, if it exists, it's gross. But no, I don't think it exists. Oh, honey, if you think that's gross for watch Mojo, you haven't seen the bottom yet. I know. All righty. Um, I'm going to say yes, just to be contrarian. If you're going to say no, I'm, I'll be mad. I'll actually be mad if they haven't done top 10 movie gilfs. Ready?

God damn it, Beth. I'm trying to imagine the, damn it, Beth. The voiceover of it all. That's a good one, Beth. Like, how would you describe like, this woman is sexiest of all the gilfs like do you know what I mean it's like what the fuck you're talking about yeah how would they narrate that right that's a really so that was number five like that's crazy everyone's pants got a little tighter when this actress graced the screen like hey I ate a bunch of popcorn we all got hard as diamonds when they all got hard as diamonds when they appear on frame.

Like how would, that's a really good point. How do you narrate that? That was when I was like, no, no. Yeah, that's very funny. Okay, question three. So you have two, I have nil. Yes. Which is cool.

You're a better YouTuber than me right now, honey. Oh, Beth, Beth adds. So yes, top 10 movie gilfs is a fake title. Beth writes, but one of, but these ones are real. And it's top 10 movie milfs and another top 10 movie milfs. I was actually going to say, I could see them saying milf, not gilf. That's so, like, how have they not done that yet?

Watch Mojo, give the people what they want. If they do it, we are going to copyright claim it. Because they obviously were inspired by this podcast. This is what I love. This is why I love doing the watch mojo voice for the, because the shit they have in like the, one thing I hate slash kind of love that all of these like top 10 lists do is they always have these really obnoxious and unnecessary intros. For example, for like the top 10 hardest video game bosses, right?

Which they've totally done like 50 times, I'm sure, and other websites. All of these videos open with some narrator going, everyone fears the end game, you know, video game boss. From the hard, from the soft mini bosses to the hard end game fights, these are the battles you won't soon forget. So it's like, shut the fuck out. Just get to number one or number 10 or whatever. Just like start.

We don't need like, we all. a lot of video games. Are you familiar? From the Nintendo. Are you familiar with the triangle shape, Jack? Am I familiar with the triangle shape? The shape of, like, are you familiar with what a triangle is? I am.

So if you like turn it to its side, you can fast forward. Fuck you. But I just, I don't like that tradition of like, you know, top 10 Tom Hanks movies. You know what I don't like? America loves actor Tom Hanks. You know what tradition I don't like? What's that, Aaron? When you keep fucking talking

And don't move on In the next fucking question Oh, I keep talking I didn't talk about My 25 boyfriends in high school Okay, some of us were popular And hot, okay? Okay, honey.

So, after this, we're going to watch both top 10 movie milf videos from Watch Mojo. Question three, here you go. Is this real or fake listeners? Top 10 musicians who surprisingly didn't die from drugs.

True. Very true. True. I'm true. Shit. This is like the world's hardest fibitch game. You know, it's like, because I have to get in Beth's head now who wrote this. Like, is that specific enough where it has to be true?

Or is Beth that devious enough? Why do you think it's true? Because there are definitely fucking musicians that should have died from drugs but didn't. Name one. Musicians don't take drugs. Did Sid Vicious and his girlfriend kill each other? Or did they die from drugs? I have no idea.

Which one is Sid Vicious? Sid and like Nancy or something They were like famous in like the 70s maybe Okay Yeah I'm not hmm hold on I tell Wasn't there How about fucking Ozzy Osbourne

Guy was on fucking everything Forever and then ended up dying of like Parkinson's How old was he when he passed? 70 something Yeah He just died like a day ago Okay so Sid Vicious was in the sex pistols He died

Damn, at the age of 21. Oh no, he did not have a drug overdose. That's my bad. Okay, so he would not make the list. I could have sworn him, and he had like a girlfriend or partner or some shit. Maybe you're thinking of Bonnie and Clyde, because you're not very smart. Oh, she died of a, okay, she died of a stab wound. Oh, nice.

Yes. So she was the one who didn't die of drugs. She died of a stab wound. But was she a musician, though? Well, I Because that's what the title necessitates Okay, shut the fuck up Jack It's Sid and Nancy

They were like a famous couple Okay Top 10 sit and Nancy moments So anyway Ozzy Osboard number one I'm gonna say true And stand by my answer Go fuck yourself

I have to be conch I'm gonna say no It's just so fucking It's so specific It's so fucking specific That well I can't By that logic No I'm gonna differ from you

and say no it's not true Fuck, it's real. God damn it. Who's on that list? Okay. So this video was uploaded 12 years ago on Watch Mojo. But Ozzy Osbourne is indeed. I hate that I'm celebrating a video about people who died but not from drugs.

Like Jesus Christ. Well, no, not necessarily. Speaking of dystopia. I was just cheering because I was correct. That's all. I would like to point that out. No, I think in this video, honey, it's people who haven't died yet from a drug overdose. Which is even, that's actually worse.

That's even weirder. that watch Mojo's like, wow, we're shocked that Ozzy Osbourne hasn't died of a drug overdose yet. Honestly, we'll keep watching. I mean, 2007 was a really wild time like to see Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Nicole Ritchie. Sure. Oh, were not. I mean, I was in my parents based from playing Smash Brothers on the N64. Jesus fucking Christ.

But like that was a wild time where they were all emaciated. Well, that was in. So, so, so skinny. Totally on drugs. I mean, allegedly maybe. I don't fucking know. I wasn't. I wasn't in L.A. at the time.

I was a lowly college student, but like that was a wild time. All right. So top 10 musicians who surprisingly didn't die from drugs is a watch mojo title. Is a real video uploaded 12 years ago. And that's super cool. Honey, are you ready for a question next? Yes. Yeah, here we go.

Now we're fucking talking. Top 10 anime characters who died. sitting. What the fuck? What does that mean? Top 10 anime characters who died sitting. I'm actually going to say yes, but I don't know shit about anime. So like, it's just such a weird title. How do you, honey, do the narration. Please do the cool watch mojo voice narration for the opening. Hi, are you Tom Holland. My DMs are open. I saw, I saw what you did with Rihanna's umbrella and I'd like for you to, and I was wondering if maybe you were open for me teaching you some more moves. Aaron loves the fucking Tom Holland umbrella dance.

He is the sexy. He's so fucking for real. This man is with a woman who is taller than him. He is a great dancer. He is a fucking rock and bod. He comes from fucking wholesome family. They're all on Instagram and they all support each other and shit. That's great. That's great. He is by far the best man on this planet. This is all we got. guys. Tom Holland for United States president, even though he's not from the United States, we can take him over just like we did the other British people in 1776, maybe sort of kind of, I don't know enough about history. They didn't cover that part in Hamilton. Aaron, back to the quiz though. Yeah. I know that you got Tom Holland on the brain. I saw Spirited Away and

like four people died sitting. So is that real? No, I don't fucking remember shit about Spirited Away. I I don't remember shit about the house moving castle, except why is it moving? What? I don't get it. Did you know that when Spirited Away came out? It was rated NC 17. It was rated at NC 17 for being too spooky? No, it made more money than the Titanic in that in that country.

What country, Jack? I think it was Japan, but I'm not 100%. But you don't know, actually. Yeah, spout and off facts. Like you're a fucking expert. You know that? Okay, so top 10 anime characters who died sitting. Also, wait, can we back up?

If you were Japanese, wouldn't you also watch that before you'd watch Titanic? Not necessarily. I mean. Probably, well, I'll bet a lot of word of mouth. A lot of people were like, you have to see this movie. It's amazing. It's magical. And you saw it.

Just like Titanic here was huge in 97. You have to see this movie. It's amazing. It's magical. White people related to America. Like, right? I mean, like, it's like, it's like. There's a relevancy.

Is that like it feels... What to white people in Titanic? Yeah. It feels like more closer to home. America's barely in that movie. It's more like the ocean. But there are a lot of fucking Americans on that boat. There are a lot of...

No, that's fair. And a lot of rich Americans on that boat. That's fair. That's true. So I guess Titanic is closer to American culture than... And then over in Japan... Oh, here we go. Aaron loves her fucking...

So here's... Okay. Top 10 anime characters. who died sitting. What did you say? Don't do it. I think it's real. Don't do. You want to sing more. Don't sing more. I think it's real. You think it's real. You think top 10 anime characters who died sitting is a real video. I'm going to say fake. Oh my God. I'm going to say fake because first I'm going to finish my wine and then I'm going to say it's fake. Because I'm going to make you watch Spirited away after this. You're going to be so confused. Why are they pigs? Why is that boy a dragon? What is she

doing? Why is that person so muddy and filthy? You're going to be so confused. Why is that castle moving in Spirited away? Thank you for that. Thanks for getting that out of your system. Oh, no, no, we're done. We're done. I would like to monetize this episode, actually, instead of of using the amazing score from whoever scored Titanic 97. Bitch, you know we ain't getting money on this. I think it was James Horner. I don't know. Horner?

Is there a hornier? Hornier. It's French. Hornier. Listen to you. Okay. So I'm going to say it's not real. I think it's real.

Here we go. Anime characters who died. The lie detector test results reveal. It's fake. Oh my God, I'm on the board. Fucking finally. Three to one.

God damn. Okay. So it's fake. But Beth. writes this one is real and it's top 10 anime characters who died standing. What the fuck? Standing on business. Shut the fuck out.

All right. Next up. Question five, honey. Sorry, this is the best title I've heard yet. Top 10 times. Top 10 times Power Rangers went too far. Perez Hilton is that you? I love your work.

Fuck. That's honestly. Cudos to watch Mojo if they uploaded a video titled title that. That's incredible. Everyone loves the Power Rangers, but sometimes they go too far. Here are 10 times when Tommy morphed a little too hard. Do you remember much about the Power Rangers at all? I kind of do because that was my ritual after school.

I also. I would watch the Mighty Morphing Power Rangers. I would watch Power Rangers. Zio, that was the next one. I did not watch that. I skipped Turbo, but they went to space for two seasons, and I watched both of those. Were they the OG cast members?

Different cast. They would kind of morph the cast almost each time. I think Zio and Mighty Morphing were the same. And then once they went turbo, they kind of mixed up a little bit. When did Tommy go from green to white? That was Mighty Morphan. That was the first season or first iteration. Yeah.

Okay. I don't think I made a pass there. Okay, he was a big deal. He was in a couple of seasons past Mighty Morphan. And let's be so for real. Red, blue. Red. Who was the nerd?

Billy, the blue. Billy was the nerd. Billy was the nerd. Let's be so for real. He's probably my type. You do love him nerdy. I love him nerdy. Then you'll love this.

You asked like, how much do I remember about the Power Rangers? I remember this very well because it was fucking hilarious. Kimberly, the pink ranger. So Billy. Trina. Trina was the yellow ranger. Who's red? Jason. But hold on. I was getting somewhere with Billy, the nerd. You'll like this.

Okay. Every episode, there was always a, there was always a villain of the week. Put your phone down. I'm trying to talk to you. Hold on. I'm looking up. I'm looking up Red Ranger. Jason. I literally, what did I just say? Who was the black guy? I don't remember his name. Was he the Black Ranger? Yes. Zach. Zach. Okay. Yeah, Billy was probably. Your type. So, let's be for real. He was a dorcas. And I like him dorcases. So put your phone down. I'm about to bully your mind two different ways. Okay. About Billy.

I got some trivia for you. Oh, fun. Maybe you knew one of them, but I doubt you knew the other. Okay. The way the Power Rangers worked was just like there was always a monster of the week. You know, like someone in the fucking costume would come and terrorize. Sure. You know, like, bra her.

And the Rangers would come together and kill him. One episode, Billy, because they always had like the B plot where they're in school. Because they were still like teenagers in school with their fucking school problems. hilarious. So Billy, he's the nerd. He's the teacher's pet. He's the ace A plus student. Okay.

He gets the results of a test back and he gets a B. And he goes, B for Billy? He looks at it like his fucking mom just died. Like, I got a B. What was the subject? Even, I don't remember, but I remember this. It was being cool.

He got to be. Well, he would not get to be for that. But I remember this is the best part. When the teacher handed Billy like his test back, She says, I'm sorry, Billy. She shakes her head and goes, I'm sorry, Billy. Because he got a fucking bee. It's really funny.

And I would actually love to watch it now as a 37-year-old. I would love. But anyways, so then the villain of the week is a giant bee. You know, like, Bar-H-H-H-R Rangers. I'm a bee. That's so funny. Right? So he has to face his demons and kill the bee.

Did he kill the bee? No, the bee killed him. Billy tied. Bees. The second thing I was going to say about Billy that might blow your mind. Did you know this? The actor who played Billy was gay. I did not know that.

And he was actually kind of fucking bullied on set by his castmates and yeah. Billy was fucking, the actor who played Billy was fucking bullied on set pretty frequently for being gay. Yes, I'm not fucking with you. This is real. So he outed all of his bullies? Like can we name names? Well, I don't.

Did he name names? Name fucking names, Billy. We want to know. Who we can't support and who we can't support. I don't know if he did. I can't speak to that. But I'm just saying like he had to fucking tulle with that. Like imagine like playing this like role on TV.

Meanwhile behind the scenes like I was like, huh, huh, you're gay. Like that's so fucking what's that? He was in a toxic work environment. He was in a toxic work environment. Today you could fucking sue. Oh my God. Do the pants off.

To the willy nilly. Absolutely. It's never work another day in your life. Absolutely. But this is before then. This is the 90s, the fucking early to mid 90s. So that wasn't a thing. thing.

Damn. More power to you, Billy. Like, honestly, Aaron, look, let's get back to those rascally power rangers. I think this is false. So the title, as a refresher, top 10 times power rangers went too far. You say false. False. Why do you say that?

Because I think the real title is top 10 times power rangers didn't go far enough. They should have fucking slit his neck. Yes. They should have killed the bee. They should have. Billy should have skin that bee and used it. Fuck. B-fer. I mean, you play bug game once. You know, you can use that B-fuzz and those B-horn things, the stingers.

There's an audience for R-rated Power Rangers. We're all growed up now. And it's called bug game, grounded. It's called bug-grain. Bug, fuck. Get with it. So here's a deal. I'm actually really annoyed because I want to agree with you because the writer of this quiz, Beth the Dork, is also a mega Power Rangers fan. Funny. goes to their conventions and such and she would think of a title that's top 10 times Power Rangers went too far

So I'm fearful that if I scroll to the next slide The answer will be like, no But Watch Mojo did do this It'll be like top 10 times Disney didn't went too far I don't fucking know Can I agree with you So that we're both right or both wrong?

Fine Because I think Beth wrote this one I don't see How would Power Rangers go too far? They've never gone to They're a bloodless. It's a bloodless show. They defeat the enemy.

They went to outer space. That is a little too far. That was good. That was pretty fucking good. You're welcome. Damn. All that wine, it doesn't dull your wit.

It's razor sharp. It's impressive. What's your secret? Okay, here we go. Wine. Those secrets, mine. All right, here we go. Is this true?

Is this a real title or fake? Top 10 times Power Rangers went too far. It's real. Holy shit. My jaw. on the floor. Did you say it was fake or real? I said it was fake.

We both said it was fake, right? Yes. So we're both wrong. Beth, I am so sorry. I owe you a slight apology. I just kind of assumed like that was sort of up your alley. Like, oh, Beth wrote that because she loves Power Rangers. I'm shocked.

And Beth even screencapped the real video from four years ago with 360,000 views. That's pretty good. Top 10 times Power Rangers went too far. And the thumbnail is made of images. I do not recognize. I'm so far removed from the Power Rangers franchise. I'm like, I don't know who that is. I got nothing.

Oh, that's cute. Here's a description. No, no Power Rangers instead of Go Go, Go, Power Rangers. For this list, we'll be looking at moments within the franchise where major lines were crossed, whether by the villains, the Rangers themselves, or even the writers. When were lines fucking crossed? It's Power Rangers. They beat the bad guy and then go back to scorn. school and get the good grades.

Listen, Billy should have never gotten that B. Okay. You don't even know what fucking test it was on. You don't know the subject matter. Neither do you. I don't. It's time for a rewatch.

I haven't seen it about 30 years. Guys, stay tuned for part two. It turns out I talk too much to complete a single quiz in one episode. That doesn't sound like my wife. To be fair, Jack always gets a little chatty when he's drinking and he got a little chatty this episode too. Aaron, oh my God.

Shut up. Stop talking for a second. Jack, what season is it? It's... Jack, what season is it? It's autumn. Autumn? Sorry, fall.

Autumn? You know, my high school... One of my high school cheerleading coaches was named autumn. Didn't ask. I think it's Libya season. Libya? Libya. Jesus.

Libra, right? It is a little too close to what you have never heard of. Aaron, that's disgusting. So, Libra season. We have to start off strong and, honey, I need your help. Because I have the inklings of a horoscope, but it's got a couple of blanks in it. I need you to help me fill them out. I can maybe do that.

I do hate men, though, and I hate helping them at every, at any chance I can get. You're well aware. Aaron, give me the last name of an actor you just saw in a movie or TV show. Scott, Thomas Everett, Scott, who played the father in the summer I turned pretty. Nice. And he also was Guy Patterson. In what movie, honey? That thing you do.

Aaron loves that thing you do, the movie. And he also was in La La Land as the husband married, spoiler. Spoiler alert. That's the end of the movie. Emma Stone at the end of it, even though he was like way too old for her. Even then. But yeah, he's a great actor. He was also, I'm pretty sure he was in an American werewolf in Paris, think.

Oh, really? Really? That's like a landmark horror film with like some of the best visual effects. It was from like 2000. No. What you're, what you just said is from like the fucking 80s. There, well, no, there's another one. Okay. It's maybe another American werewolf in Paris. Not familiar with that one.

It's definitely something where like he is a guy that's in Paris and meets a French lady and definitely is a werewolf. Is that, is that the. official plot summary on like letterbox and shit and is definitely a werewolf rated g okay okay ready um sorry we're not talking with the horoscope wait is that not a good enough last name though no scott's fine okay um give me a medicine just any medicine Tylenol can you actually for the for the sake of this horoscope give me anything but Tylenol Valtrex. Is it V-A-V-A-R-T-R-E-X?

V-A-L-T-R-E-X. V-A-L-T-R-E-X. Yeah. Give me a mental or physical affliction or disease. Herpes. Sure. Offly quick with that and I don't know what I expected. Wait, no, general herpes.

You got it. I hope Libros get genital herpes because, well, honey, honey, honey. Only the ones I hate. Stop talking. Give me a singer. You think gets too much attention. Taylor Swift. Give me just a TV show. Any TV show. MASH. MASH. Perfect. You love your mash. I love it. Give me an adjective. Any adjective. Hungry. That's really good. That's a really good adjective for this. Give me a TikToker you don't really like anymore. Maggie Eats. Is that M-A-G-G-I-E eats? That's how you spell Maggie, Jen.

There are many ways to smell there. Might as well be mega eats if you know why I don't like her anymore. That's pretty good. What's the name of an app? Just any app on your phone? Social media app. TripAdvisor? That's great.

Give me a country. Kazakhstan. The backstreet boys were just there. Four of the boys went and did a spa experience. The other went and did a let's hold some falcons and eagles experience. Which one, Jack, do you think? think was the one that separated from the group and did the let's hold some birds. Fucking Kevin.

Fucking Kevin. Yeah, of course. Right? Come on. He would. My man. The moody one. Can you give me just an internet celebrity, the name of an internet celebrity from anywhere,

TikTok, YouTube? Tila tequila. Tequila. Does that count? Unfortunately, yes. She was pretty big on MySpace back in the day. Um, give me an ING verb. Blasting.

Yep. Give me a baby animal. A doe? Hmm. Is that a, is that, is that just a female or is that a baby? Fawn. Fawn. Fawn.

Good one. Good save. It's Fawn. Fawn. Okay, hold on. There we go. Um, hey, Aaron, can you give me the title of the last YouTube video you watched? And if you can't, any title of any YouTube video you watched.

Um, Day for Wendy Adelson, Test. testimony Donna Adelson trial. I have learned that I like to listen to court testimony because it keeps me interested, but then also is monotone enough to help me fall asleep. Would Adelson be spelled A-D-L-E-S-O-N? A-D-E-L-S-O-N. A-D-E-L. Yes.

Tell me you're not up to speed with the Donna Adelson case without telling me. Wow, remember that meme? Tell me your, without telling you. me remember. 2021, welcome back. Aaron, give me the total number of glasses of wine you've had tonight. Seven? Seven's a perfect number.

I was kind of hoping you'd be around then. I just came back from a happy hour. No, no, no explanation needed or warranted or asked for. And I think, let me do a little. It was a long happy hour. It was like five hours. That's only like one drink per hour. That's nothing.

Officer. Jesus Christ. Honey, do you feel inspired right now to possibly channel the spirits and the gods? I feel spiteful. Oh. And that I'm ready to, we need to have a talk. Oh, no. With the gods, okay?

Libra season is no joke for me. We've covered this territory before. We are in a love, hate with Libra's, and Chris Christofferson will never leave my brain nor soul nor heart. He did me fucking dirty. And again, that's not his real name. But fuck him. So I am spiteful as fuck.

I couldn't tell. All right, honey, read this out loud for all the Libras, please. Ah, he, he, he. Heem. Libra. Big news this week. Oh. President Scott will announce that Valtrex causes genital herpes.

Oh, no, I thought it fought it. No, it indeed creates it. Stay on script, baby, stay on script. Also, President Swift has just canceled MASH. Swift. For being too hungry. It was a hungry show. Yikes.

And wow, what a turbulent week. How many fucking presidents are there? President Maggie Eats is censoring TripAdvisor, she would, tomorrow for a show too much Kazakhstan porn. There is a lot. They would. That one actually makes sense, actually. So, good move.

President Maggie Eats. Well done. Glad I voted for them. You did? I didn't know that, honey. And finally, that awful foul, YouTuber,

Tila Tequila, will finally get canceled for blasting a fawn. Wow, the nerve. She's been canceled many times. She sure has. Their apology video will be titled Day 4, Wendy Adelson, Donna Adelson trial. That's a terrible apology.

Also, it was Wendy Edelson testimony. Oh, I missed that one. Christ. Which they'll have filmed on an iPhone 7. Damn, she still has an iPhone 7? She needs to upgrade. It's because her mom's fucking in jail. She can't pay for shit anymore.

Thanks for listening. And once again, big shout out to my man, Maga Eats. Woo. Wood. I hate you. I hate what you stand for. I hate your bullshit. I hate your bullshit horoscopes.

I think they're bullshit. And next week I'm writing it. About fucking time. I've only written the last like 20. Let's go. Listen, I was trying to help you recover from the embarrassing time where you like admitted to having. like eaten boogers and like fed them to homeless puppies.

So that was one of your best horoscope pranks ever. So I dread the next one. I was trying to help you out. Listeners, thank you so much for tuning into yet another episode of Aaron is the funny one. We will see you next week for a brand new episode. Check out our Patreon where we have a longer, fuller episode, ad free, plus some bonus episodes there that.

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