Erin is the Funny One - We Have Watchmojo Tea

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

Erin and Jack receive a very spicy text from a listener who used to work for and create content for Watchmojo! They then continue the previous episode's quiz where they must discern REAL Watchmojo video titles from FAKE ones. Finally, they reveal your horoscope using the science of telepathy. Powerful stuff. Follow Erin and Jack on Instagram:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/2toesup/?hl=en⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/jacksfilms/?hl=en⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ To watch Erin Is The Funny One on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@jackisanerd⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/erinisthefunnyone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Hi, welcome back to Aaron. Is the Funny One, Episode 17. You're probably wondering where the heck we've been. Honey, would you like to fill us in? I thought you were going to do that. Oh, no. Well, what do we? say. Where have we been? You got a hair transplant?

No, wishful thinking. Holy shit. I'm trying to manifest it. Shots fired. I haven't even had any wine yet and you're coming out this strong. No, quite honestly, guys, I realize how this sounds. I was called away on business. As you often are. But this time, it just happened to be with very little notice and that's on me. Let us know how if that happens again. where we should like announce that to let you guys know that we're we're not gone forever. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's just sometimes, you know, girl bossing. It's a full-time job. And then we've got this going on, which is maybe you don't want to hear this, but it is a side gig. Yeah. So. For you especially, because you are the breadwinner of the family. Yes, I am. Yes, I am.

I'm just the dumb YouTuber, but you actually have like the job with insurance and shit. Yeah. You can thank me Honestly For paying for those contact lenses you so like to wear I do my dailies I'm nothing without my dailies There have been some listeners who have rightfully

wondered what happened to wine of the week We've missed wine in the week the last couple of episodes Lazy Lexapro Lady We just we stick to Listeners Aaron and I when it comes to wine during our podcast We have been sticking to old faithfuls

She loves Sonoma Chardonnay And I love Josh buttery Chardonnay And that's just kind of what we do

I know We'll bring it We should It'll be And we should mix it up It shouldn't It's probably I know we talked about that

Like doing cocktails Instead of like Wouldn't that be fun Wait we should do that All right We're gonna mix it up So we apologize And we know

I'm not I'm not sorry guys Guys I don't I am I'll apologize On Aaron's No don't Too late

Don't because Because I'm not sorry about it. Oh my gosh. She's glowing beat red right now. She's furious. Listen, I... Vines are popping up on her forehead. I actually don't think I have...

You know how like skinny people? Sometimes you can see the veins in their foreheads. I don't have that problem. Shut the fuck up. I swear! I don't know that if I don't have veins in my head, but I definitely don't have visible ones. You can see my veins all over my arms and shit though.

For your head, that's just the Botox. Because I'm like, no, Jack, that's not how... how Botox works. No, it's not. But I'm translucent. I am pale a. F. I can see my veins all over my arms and my hands, but not not to one in the forehead. Anywho, thanks for making me uncomfortable about that. Yeah, but I'm not sorry. And I'm a drink what I want. But I got to tell you guys, and I think I mentioned this before, but like lazy Lexapro lady sometimes just doesn't have her act together. And so she used to like, you know, get prepped. and buy wine and now she's like, what do we have laying around?

Mm-hmm. Oh, it's Sonoma? We'll have that again. Yeah, so we'll have that. So we'll mix it up. We will mix it up at some point. Do a little cocktail hour or something and we'll let you guys know what we're making, how to make it, how to make it for yourselves. But listen, in the meantime, I got the coolest text.

Let's fucking go. Following, okay, so. At the hotline, right? Yes. Dad hug me 10. Well, yeah. I mean, I mean, I gave him my real number. But what a privilege.

But this one originated on the hotline. Of course. We got somebody to text in who used to work for Watch Mojo. Let's go! They used to create content for Watch Mojo. When they, okay, you're probably going to answer this, but like in what context or in what facet did they work? How creatively were they a writer and editor, a narrator? According to this person, they wrote about 100 videos for them between 2015 and 2016.

Wow. Wow. So that's like nowadays, 100 videos, that's about three days of content on the watch Mojo YouTube channel. Apparently. No, that's insane. A hundred videos over the course of a year. That's, that's impressive. Yeah. So I asked, first I asked, can I talk about this on the podcast? And they said, of course. Go. But can I read the text verbatim? Please. Okay.

I said, what is that employment arrangement like? They said, ha ha, the trauma, I swear I had to endure. Only kidding. My manager kicked ass. Cool. That's good. It's good to know.

It was a freelance contract gig where we would pull from the website metadata some options when they would let people pitch videos. But it was a team of freelance writers. There were about 18. I knew about the time. And then 10 video editors. Wow. Never talked to them once.

Just had a manager coordinate between us. That seems like a low amount of edit, even for 10 years ago, right? Is that we're talking 2015, 16? Yep. Even for 10 years ago, that still seems like a low number of editors to be churning out what they were. Wow. Okay. This could also be though, like I don't know how it works.

How many, I mean, have they like ramped up their production? Like, how often are you, I know you're watching like, every day. Do you remember 10 years ago? Yes. How many hours of your day you'd watch Watch Mojo versus now? Oh, no. It's more like I can recall 10 years ago.

I don't think Watch Mojo was cranking out the sheer volume of videos then that they are now. Because nowadays it's laughable. It's like every two hours, a new watch Mojo video. Not an exaggeration. But 10 years ago, I don't, maybe it was once a day. Maybe. But I, something like that. It could also be that this was just one team.

That's fair. It's possible because their manager coordinated between the writers and the editors. For all we know, that was like the max number of people that one manager could manage. That's fair. That's totally fair. Before it gets too big. How deep does this whole go? Yes, it's possible.

This is a whole fucking click farm of just teams of people and of writers and editors. going through metadata, whatever the fuck that is. Right. Do you know what metadata is? I don't, in that context, not exactly. Like, can you repeat that phrase or that sentence with the word metadata? Okay. It was just, it was a freelance contract gig where we would pull from the website metadata

some options when they would let people pitch videos. So the watch Mojo does have their own website. Like it's a big YouTube channel, but it's also like its own. It's like BuzzFeed. You know what I mean? Like it has its own web page. I don't know. I'm not 100% certain on that.

Like the metadata. Okay. Okay. I just responded to a hiring video once, wrote a test script that ended up becoming the channel's most likely list of 13 or 15 and was brought on for two-ish years till they changed the process. Pay was okay for a freelance gig, but we just got metadata credit. Interesting.

So not a writer credit. I ended up writing mainly for anime, music, and cryptography, like riddles and unknown historical relics. Oh, fun. Not crypto. I will say, though, that list top 10 anime characters who died standing up was so familiar I thought I wrote it. And I had to check the list. I swear I almost died of embarrassment. I've already forgotten.

Then I asked for permission. I was trying to look on their website to see if my credit is still there, but they've changed things in over a decade. But here's the list I compiled way back when. I'm not sure if they're okay with me sharing that. And then they said, also, if you need a tea of a story, here's the one I remember clearly. Please, I'm dying. How the process worked was we'd be assigned a genre that we were more confident in. I was mainly in music and writing about random one-offs like top 10 vodka brands and best yoga positions.

for better sleep. Damn, those are neat. Can you name 10 vodka brands? Wait, actually, I hate to interrupt this, but I, maybe, maybe. Can you name 10 yoga positions that help you sleep? Because I don't know if I could name 10, period. Okay, I'm sorry. Please continue with this text.

We need tea. But I got a two-parter in the anime world, top 10 mature anime series and top 10 anime series for everyone. Okay. Mature was easy. We took audience picks, source picks, personal picks, staff picks, and threw it all together. Bam, done, easy. Wrote the script, sourced B-roll, sent it off, done. Okay.

Manager completely just thought we had the double feature under control. When we got to the Everyone series list, our number one show was... Do you need some help? Puea... Can I see? No, go away. Puella. Magi

Madoka Magica I am happy to say I don't know what that is Or Pueya Magi Madoka Magica You're offending The show I know That show was number one

All through production And until final edit Before publishing It was in partnership With Crunchyroll And no one bothered To look at the linked B roll I included

Oh no Which involved Oh Jesus Which involved The Beheading And violent murder of the main magical girl characters. What the fuck?

Is this for, this is the everything, or for everyone list? Yes. Yes. Delayed. Oh no. Oh no.

What? Delayed the complete first set of videos for the partnership because the entire staff didn't even bother to look at the source material. Incredible.

Still ended up being a three plus million views video so I don't think they cared. And weirdly enough, every job interview since that I've had, watch Mojo is the one. I get the most questions about. So it was an experience. I don't think that's weird at all.

I mean, like, are you kidding? I was immediately, I literally said, whoa, wait, this is T. What? You fucking geek. Did you actually type that? Yeah. Actually, this is T. My Gen Z coworker Bestie taught me that that's how people talk.

They go, ooh, tea. And so I've picked it up from her. I feel like I picked that up from you from absorption. Osmosis. Yeah. Yeah. I honorically say tea now, which kind of sucks. I do hate myself for it.

And my dick shrivels up a little bit every time. I hate you for it too. But mostly I would have hated you anyway. That is tea, though. Yeah. Shit, I want to watch that three million view watch Mojo video with the beheading. Guys, this was the preview to fucking career day that I've been wanting to do for like five years now. Holy shit, Aaron.

Yeah. It is. You've been talking about this for since season one. Yes. I love hearing about people's jobs. So on that note, if you have an interesting or odd job or even just a story that's odd and interesting about your job, please. Text me. Or call us. Leave a voicemail or a text at Dad Hug Me 10. I like reading the text. Jack likes listening to the voicemails. It's a, it works beautifully. He's illiterate.

I don't know what those. letters are. Hieroglyphics to me. But yeah, let us know. Dad Hug Me 10 if you have any fun, uh, interesting jobs or job stories. And with that comes part two

of our watch mojo quiz. So excited. And now we're coming in a little bit more educated about how, how the watch mojo machine is oiled. Top 10 anime characters that died standing up. The fucking rules by the way. Wait, that was real, right?

Let me double check. I think it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, top 10 anime characters who died standing. This was the one that our texter was confused. Like, wait, did I do that? Did I do that? That is real.

The fake one was top 10 anime characters who died sitting. Yeah, idiot. You didn't know that. Unbelievable. Everybody knows that. Everybody knows everybody who died sitting. Here's where we last left off, listeners. We last left off on the question, is this real or fake?

Is this a real watch mojo video title or fake one? Right. Top 10 times Power Rangers went too far. And funny enough, it's very real. We never did restart watching Power Rangers. Were we going to? I can't recall. But that seems like a fun idea.

I watched so much as a kid. Yeah, it's definitely one of those things in my brain. I go, that sounds fun. And then 10 minutes in, I go, this is not as fun as I thought it would be. No, no, it's, I completely agree with you. On paper, in theory, et cetera, it sounds great. Like, oh, revisit. I think you would be excruciating now.

Like, all the high school scenes. Like, oh, geez, just get to like the fucking other shit. Literally, I love high school shit. I, I love the summer I turn pretty. I love gossip girl. I love high school. Once they would start, like, fighting and kicking, you would tune right out. That's the part that I don't care about.

You don't like action scenes in general. No, because I get confused. I lose track of what's happening and it kind of all just blurs together. Simple Aaron. And it kind of fascinates me that people care about the action scenes. Because to me, I'm like, it's all just like a means to an end. Can we just get through this? Oh, but there's beauty in action.

You just tell me how it went. Like I've never watched like I might retract this. Yeah. But I cannot off the top of my head think of a single action scene that I actually cared about. Christ, dude. How about all of the matrix? With the exception of like I did care about like the red wedding. That was kind of interesting.

Sure. It was like a surprise. But that was more of like, yes, that was less action and more like just the the weight of killing off so many lead main characters in one fell swoop. Yeah. Speaking of Watch Mojo, honey. I have a question for you. And listeners, I have a question for you.

Is the following video title a real actual watch mojo video? Or is it fiction? Top 10 actors who peed themselves in public. True. How is that true? The only way that's not true is that top 10 singers. I can name two. I can at least name one.

Fergie has peed herself. Fergie has peterself. Yeah. But nine others? I mean, Bradley Cooper pied himself in that. That doesn't count because that was a movie. And you know what's funny?

That was a stars born, right? Yeah. I remember that clip, like people would, on Twitter, they would leak that clip, you know,

with no context. And a lot of people go, this is so sad. I can't believe Bradley Cooper is, like, fallen. So they took it as like gospel. I thought it was real.

Speaking of Bradley. They didn't even need AI. They just need out of text movie clips. Have you seen his face lately? I have not seen his face lately. Speaking of things that are, oh my God, I can't believe Bradley Cooper would do that to himself. Wait, really? Like, bad work?

Yeah. Really? Yeah, uncanny. I'm not surprised. Uncanny work. Like, you're just like, hmm, that looks a little weird, bro. I saw, I think it was Mandy Moore. And it was also just like, no, no, no, no.

The upper bleft, man. It changes people. It changes your whole fucking face structure. To the point where you're unrecognizable. Yeah, Jennifer Lawrence. Fucking Taylor Swift. Jennifer Lawrence. You guys don't want to hear it, but these people have got an upper blef.

man and it just changes everything about what they look like. I'm not saying like you look ugly. It's just like no it's just unrecognizable. You look like a different person. Yeah. And Bradley Cooper is sadly kind of right there. Hopefully the work will settle in. Shucks. Because I have seen where it's like whoa

and then it like in a... Oh it settles? In like about a year. Okay, okay. Maybe that's it. Yeah. All right. Can we please just get to the what's important here, honey? Top 10 actors who peeed themselves in public. You say it's real. I think it's real. I'm going to say fake because there's no fucking way. There are 10 of them. All right, here we go. Is this real or fake? It's fake. It's fake. It's not real. That's fucking bullshit. Listen, I got, I'm going to talk to my friend. See if they've got one more

watch mojo video left to three. I've got, I've got an idea. Okay? I've got an idea. I need you to find 10 actors. Or actresses Or singers Or singers Just it's a big um The entertainment world's a big umbrella Find me 10 of them

That have pissed themselves In some capacity I bet you And I'll make you a rich creator Even if they haven't been Photographed Pissing themselves I bet you there are 10 that have talked

About pissing themselves Oh like in interviews and shit That's yeah but that's no fun What? That counts That fucking counts Because half the shit they say in interviews It's even real

Are you calling celebrities liars? I mean like how dare I right? But like morning talk show interviews, late night interviews. Like all that shit's like rehearsed to death. No. Oh my God. Robert Pattinson interviews are my favorite. Where he lies.

Exactly. Well, those are funny. Those are great. But he's like dead serious. He's like, no, I watched. He's got a great poker face because you believe it. A clown car blow up at the circus. That was actually baller.

If you guys don't know what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Robert Pattinson clown car. There's also a, yeah. YouTube it. There's also a really funny article and I'm not sure who it was written by if it was like fucking GQ or Vogue.

I don't fucking know. But they like followed him around. I think it was actually like maybe in the beginning of the pandemic. And he talked about how he had like a business meeting with like a really fancy restaurateur. because he had this idea that he wanted to make like, it was either like pizza tacos or like a pizza like ice cream cone or something

like where like you put a pizza in a cone or something. I don't know. But it was like so funny. But he was like dead serious. And like even the- This is still Robert Pattinson. Yes. Even the person like writing the article,

it seemed vague on like whether or not they, like the meeting definitely happened. But like what? Was it a meme the whole time? Like, was the whole thing a joke. Is this that article where the writer like spent a day with Robert Pattinson and was like in his home and. Or was like at least like. Shadowing him almost.

Because I feel like it was like during COVID. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I have a vague memory of this exact article. Yeah, I don't. But I always get a kick out of Robert Pattinson shit. So anyway, if you want to read it. Please go for it. Makes me want to watch that fucking Batman movie.

I haven't seen that one yet. All right, ready, honey? Next one. One zip. I'm leading. Is this real or fake listeners? A real watch mojo video or fake watch mojo video title? Top 10 thirstiest anime girls.

No. And I'll tell you what. Why? Unless they're mermaids, which makes them actually thirsty for water. What is, how can one define thirsty? It is subjective. Given the lists. that we know watch mojo has made this one unlike the previous i would not put past them what is

thirsty i think they just mean like just horny like thirsting for for boys or girls thirsty does not mean horny i think in this when i say somebody's thirsty oh that's true it's do you it's attention seeking yes well then that mind goes to horny i i retract i'm retracting hardcore why are men such Trash. Hold, let me just walk back what I hit you. So, ergo, thirstiest means most attention seeking. That's totally real.

We know that Watch Mojo is no stranger to anime lists. For God's sake, you got a text from someone who is even confused about the similarity of another anime title. Listen, my anime friend would never make a list about thirsty girls. If anything, we should talk about the top 10. You don't know that. thirstiest anime guys.

We should talk about the top 10 thirstiest YouTubers. Let's fucking go. Wait. Do you have somebody in mind? No, but not right now, but, um, I feel like you're pretty thirsty. No, I feel like. Are you thirsty? I feel like I keep my thirstiness in check.

I do. Wait. I'm classy like that. Are you thirsty? Do you think you're thirsty at all? I don't think so. If I were, it would look very sad and attention seeking. Like what?

Please put me. please please please put me in put me in please I don't do that or like dear fat people like Nicole Arbor that's thirsty of course because she was asking for the controversy like come on yeah you were asking for attention and boy did she get it thirsty as fuck yeah that's pathetic that shit's pathetic so I don't think I'm like that she would be a very thirsty YouTuber who else is I wonder if she's still YouTube I don't even care to look up.

I don't want that on my search history. That just make me mad. All right. Top 10 thirstiest. No, fake. Top 10 thirstiest anime girls. You say fake. Fake.

This one I actually, I'm not, not to be contrarian. I'm going against you again. This time I think it's real. I think there's totally a video titled Thirstiest Anime Girls. And it's all about like attention seeking. Look at me, pick me anime girls. Ready? Here we go.

I'm scrolling. It's fucking real. they've done it twice. Oh my God. They've done it twice, Aaron. Top 10 and then top 20. Hell yeah. They made a, guys, they made a sequel to it.

So they, yeah, six years ago, they uploaded top 10 thirstiest anime girls featuring Todd Habercorn. Hmm. I love him. And then, and then four years ago, they uploaded top 20 thirstyest anime girls. This is bullshit. This is such bullshit. Why isn't it? Where are the thirsty men?

The thumbnails. even mean. Now, wait a minute. You don't know that they haven't made thirstyest anime men. Okay, now you sound like every man that gets actually upset when I say men are trash. Actually, not all men. Literally. Literally.

No, but I'm saying you don't know that they didn't. Okay, hold on. For our listeners who can't see the YouTube cut of this, the thumbnails have just starry-eyed anime girls, you know, big front and center, just going, ah. With no-nose. Oh yeah, that's a big thing in anime No noses They've got a scare crow nose No noses

They're all Voldemort's It's just a little triangle It's a little shadow Sorry I'm just reading I'm looking at the description For the sequel These ladies know what they want Join Ashley as she counts down our picks

For the Lootest female characters in anime So remember when I was When you were all like Men are trash You were like Corny Men are trash

I was fucking right The fact that You guys are all disgusting I fucking rule. I'm sad. Writer credit wasn't provided so that we can't these fuckers. Hey, editor, don't include that.

Why? Next up, ready? Oh, Hey, listeners, is this real or not? Top ten songs to strip two. No. Haba, hubba, wuga.

But number one is pony. Wait, what's pony? Is that like that's fucking bee. Oh. Ronnie. Is that like that fat fucking beat? It's fucking just fat and bassy and. No?

Basie. Yeah. Is that a bass? Yeah, totally. Anyway. So top 10 songs to strip two. It's fake, but the number one is pony. What?

If you have a number one. Is that genuine? Is that who sing? It is. Yes, good for you. Yeah. If, um, I know my Thunderdown Under. That's why I'm like, are you kidding? You can get your playlist from a Thunder Down Under show.

So why are you, why do you assume it's fake? Thunder. Whoa, whoa. Um, what was the question? Sorry, I can't stop thinking about Thunder Down Under. Aaron's got her minds elsewhere. It's top 10 songs to strip two. No, fake.

But you've already named two. because I love Thunder Down Under. But this is so real. How is this not real? It's so gross. It's just too gross. It's too gross. We already talked about

lewd anime girls and you think this is too gross. Yeah, I think this is gross. Here's my confusion is like how this video be presented. How the narrator, we talked about this last time, but how does the narrator go? Sometimes the mood calls for clothes to be peeled off. These are the top,

you know what I'm saying? Like, what's the intro? And what's the setup? Like, Pony by, what is it called? Genuine. Genuine. Pony. Number eight, pony by genuine.

Whether it's the low bass notes or the lewd lyrics, either way, you're going to want to take it off. Just so you know, if this is real, we need to watch this and see if pony is on the list. Okay. Okay. Ready? Let's go. Yeah. I say it's real.

You say. fake. It's real. Oh my God. Okay. Open it up. Oh my God. The pussycats are on the front. This is on the,

in the thumbnail. Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me. Okay. Sorry. This is 10 million views uploaded 11 years ago. Here's the description. Gentlemen and curious ladies. Get those singles ready.

Welcome watchmojo.com. And today, yeah, that's not right. Wait. Welcome watchmojo.com. Why is it only women that are stripping? Gentlemen and curious ladies. Yeah. Why is it only women that are shripping?

Honey, this was 11 years ago. It was a different time. Thunder down under existed 11 years ago. Sure. I know because the woman that sat next to me at the show said, they used to let you put your hands down their pants. Can we get her to call in? I'm going to, I have the,

I have the full, like there are chapter markers here. So I can actually, without having to scrub through the video, I can name every single song on this list. Are you ready? Ready. Lady Marmalade No Disagree

The music video Features strippers But like They're not strippers I mean they're kind of play I know but they're like playing Like they're playing people in the Moulin Rouge Is the Mulan Rouge a strip club?

I mean it's like a burlesque club show That's not a strip Fair Thank you for making the distinction They're dancers Next up pour it up by Rihanna I don't know that I know that song I'm the same

Shook me all night long ACDC No Not thunderstruck No But also, But shook me all night long. Who the fuck is stripping to that song?

That's a great question. Who the fuck is stripping? Yeah, yeah, you. No, that is not a good song to strip to. I disagree. It's not. This feels like a paid, like, promotion for, like, some record label. And all that.

Aaron, that's genius. Next up, closer, nine inch nails. I don't know that one. Is that, I want to fuck you like an animal? Hold on. I'm unfamiliar with said song. Do you know, I don't know, night clubbing by Iggy Pop, I don't know that one. Nope.

I'm a slave for you by Ms. Spears, Brittany. I'm familiar. You're familiar, man, you know? Mama. Does I say that's a good strip song? Absolutely. It's a good dance strip song. Like, you can't just, like, strip to it.

Like, it's like, you got a Britney with it. Like, bing, bing, bing. Why are you making the distinction? Like, dance strip is still strip. Yeah, but. Am I right, fellas? It's, shut up. Keep going.

What else? Oh, nice. Right after I'm a slave for you by Britney Spears is give me more by Britney Spears. I don't know about that. I disagree with that. I disagree with that. No, that's not, no, no. Slave for you is way more stripperific.

Cherry pie warrant. I assume. Yeah. Cherry pie. I can see that. Take so long with pizza pie. Take so long and a full bit right. Sweet cherripy.

Dirty Featuring Christine Aguilar That's the one And Redman After dirty Pony Shut up

Yeah What number It's in the middle What? Yeah, yeah, yeah No, that's number one Girls, Girls, Girls by Motley Crew Hot for Teacher Van Halen

No, that's the song sucks Don't you? That girls, girls is also A cheerleading song Of course Jesus Don't you I don't like the overlap.

I don't like this overlap. I'm just saying. Don't you? Yeah. Bootylicious. Destiny's Child. By the booty licious. No, I wouldn't strip to that song.

These songs are too fast. The beat is wrong. The beat's wrong. I fucking agree. Candy shop. Did he send? I'll take you to the candy shop. That's so dumb.

No. That one's too slow. We've gone the other direction. I'm dumb. I don't know wet by Snoop. Dog, do you know that one? Wet? No.

Okay. Okay. The number one pick by Watch Mojo is pour some sugar on me. That's their like classic. That's the best song to strip to according to watch Mojo circa 11 years ago. Also featured in the cheerleading movie, bring it on. Yeah. This overlap I'm not crazy about.

The joke was, was that the girl trying out though was very inappropriate. That's true. That was the joke in that scene. That was the joke is that she was being very inappropriate and, Basically doing a strip tease. Aaron, I think for this quiz, this watch mojo quiz, I'm three for three and you're O for three. What is it like? Yeah.

What? Winning at the watch mojo quiz and still considering it a win. It feels amazing. I feel I'm on the highest of highs. I have no regrets. And you're just jealous and you're a sore loser. Oh, am I? Uh-huh.

I'm jealous. You're a sore-ass loser. What am I jealous of exactly? My ability to get this next one right. Ready? Okay. Question nine. If you include last week's quiz or last week.

Last box cat. Okay. Top ten celebrities that are supposedly in the Illuminati. Yes. True. Real. And I know them. That's totally real.

Right? That has to be real. And by the way, it's spelled wrong. It's Scientology. It's, There's definitely 10 celebrities in the in Scientology. But, um, Illuminati,

supposedly. Beyonce. Beyonce was my first thought. Bezos. Gates. All the billionaires. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Teal.

Uh, the dude who owned. Yeah, Peter Thiel. Um, who's that? Exactly. See? Which one's Peter Thiel? Exactly. Oh my God, fucking tell me.

They, like, based one of the characters in Silicon Valley about him. He's an evil billionaire. That's all you need to know. That's redundant. They're all evil. Honey, back to the quiz.

Yeah, it's real. You think it's real? It's real. Sadly, I also think it's real. I don't think the Illuminati is like real real. Sure.

But I do think, like, I do think people are fucking nefarious. Like, this video has to be real. And like have a lot of money and power to get things done. Yeah. But I'm not sure I would,

like, I'm not sure they call themselves the Illuminati. I don't believe that Beyonce is in the Illuminati. It's just I've heard so many times that that I have to assume a video like this, top 10 celebrities that are supposedly in the Illuminati is real. Will Smith. Yeah? Is he also a Scientologist?

So I think he dabbled. Okay. He dabbled. Thank you. I think he dabbled because I watched TikTok about it last night, which is like the news, basically. So like. For our gender, like honestly, for hours and and the gen. And Gen Alpha.

or Zillennials. Yeah. It's the news. And we know somebody who went to his house about 10 years ago. Yep. And there were a bunch of different religious texts open on a desk. And apparently in Scientology, you're not allowed to, like, research other religions or some shit. So they were like, I'm not sure he's practicing or he's tis, tis.

Uh-huh. He's upsetting. Elron. I forgot about that detail. That's funny. Yeah. Completely forgot about that. Okay.

We both say it's real. Are you ready? Yes. Here's the reveal. Of course it's real. It's real and it's another duology. And fucking Lady Gaga is in the thumbnail. No.

She's not, guys, no. I know people used to play in her band at NYU. She's not in the Illuminati. Okay. Yeah, Lady Gaga is in the thumbnail for the first time they did this eight years ago. Top 10 celebrities that are supposed. supposedly in the Illuminati. And then three years ago, they did top 20 celebrities that are supposedly, that legally

distinct supposedly in the Illuminati. Honey, I believe this is the last question, the watch mojo quiz. Oh, no. I know. Hey, fuck yourself. I'm having the gayest of times. I love this quiz. And honestly, props to my team for making this quiz.

This has been so much fun. I'm sad. It's over. It's like finishing a good book. I'm sad. I'm turning the last page. Question 10. And listeners, in case you missed it, the previous episode from the podcast is just the first

half of this quiz. It's so much fun. Anyways, final question of is this an actual watch mojo video title? Top 10 worst Taylor Swift songs. Yes. Real. It better be fucking real. And if you can't think of 10, I'll name them for you.

How about the one where she named, like she talks about her boyfriend's dick or fiance's dick? Is that called Wood? Yes. And, ew, it's so gross. And she talks about like spreading her thighs or something. It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Girlie Pop, stop. Nobody wanted that visual.

Like, like, it's all about innuendo and nuance. Not about fucking actually describing your sex life. Like, stop it. I got to say, I've been liking a lot of, like, liking, liking a lot of TikToks that are just dunking on our album. Good. They're very funny. They're, like, comedy is very much alive. She totally lost the plot.

She really, yeah. Her bestie is a MAGA. Speaking of MAGA and people she platforms. Her fucking bestie. Bestie being Travis Kelsey? No, that's her fiance. I know, but who's her bestie? Her bestie is Brittany Mahomes.

Patrick Mahomes is Travis's bestie. Oh. And Britney is his wife. And they're, they're piling around? Oh, yeah. They're super mega. And she's, oh, man. Meanwhile, fucking five years ago,

she comes out with this documentary. That's all I'm thinking about when she was very vehemently like anti-Trump. Because I have now, it took me fucking 38 years, but I finally realized Taylor Swift has no identity other than the men that she's with. Oh my God. That's so sad. Sorry. Hot take guys. I apologize.

I don't think it's a hot take because you have the fucking. I think it is actually. I think there are more swifties than not. Yeah, but you have the data to back it up the fuck up. I just between being her identity of like I want to be more secretive or whatever like that was all driven by her boyfriend at the time Joe Alwin and now it's all about press press, press, paparazzi, paparazzi, paparazzi on the podcast doing this. Like it's like a fucking night and day change. It's a switch up and it's like meanwhile also don't even get me started on the timeline of their relationship. Like wait, she was with Maddie Healy and was literally.

at the beginning of the Erez tour saying, I love you to him. And they broke up two weeks later or whatever the fuck. She is with Travis Kelsey and then he starts showing up to the tours. Within not even a year, he's

on stage with her. And like it just feels like we're at the age. So let's just make it happen as opposed to I met the right person. I hear that. I know what you're talking about.

And I just, I'm not, I just, I'm like, also, she's totally lost the plot between. It was after Evermore, it just all went downhill. It got worse and worse and worse. And like she thinks, she thought Max Martin was going to be her savior. Yeah. That's going to save her reputation. To be fair, he's like, he's kind of a hitmaker. He is a fucking hitmaker.

We saw and Juliet, that shit ruled. That shit did rule I fucking loved the play And Julia There's a play out there called And Juliet And every single song Is a Max Martin

Like pop song And it's all about like You know What if in Romeo and Juliet Juliet didn't die And it's very like It's way better and funnier Than it fucking sounds

Yes It's very entertaining We had a really good time I felt like I was at a concert It was awesome I knew every single song It sounds a good story too It was amazing

Yeah Anyway she thought Max Martin was going to be able to use his like pop prowess to save her songwriting. And instead, he's apparently too much of a yes man to push back when he's like, maybe that's not the right lyric. And maybe we shouldn't rip off the Jonas brothers. To be fair, what does you know about lyrics? Because he also wrote his English has gotten much better since 2001. No, nay, 1999.

Do we know that? Because he also wrote, I want it that way. Which was in 1999. And guys, Google the lyrics. It doesn't make fucking sense. Everyone knows it. It's a fucking one of the biggest, most popular songs of all time. The lyrics do not make sense.

It was 25 years ago. His English has gotten much better. It must have. Let's hope so. I'm convinced. But he like then let her write a song about calling her boyfriend stick a redwood tree. Dude, that's that classic Taylor Swift's subtleness that we've always. all come to know and love.

Saying this open my thighs. Right, right, right. Gross. I do not want to envision that. A girl discovers sexual awakening for the first time. Like, sorry. I know you're thinking people might be turned on by that. We're not.

We're not actually. It's not hot. So honey, back to the watch Mojo quiz. Yeah. We have to get to the bottom of this. So you, despite the case you've just made. Yeah. You don't think that top 10 worst Taylor Swift songs is a possible watch mojo video.

No, I said, that's a real video. Oh, I thought you said, no. No, I said, that's a real video. And if it's not, I'll list them for you. You just talked so long, I forgot what your answer was. I'm going to say it's not real. So as not to create hate from the Swifties, they would get rampaged. Yeah.

I think it's not real. I think this is a red herring made by the council for us to throw someone like you off, but you think it's real. I think it should be real. How about that? That's not good enough. We need an actual confirmation. Sure. I think it's real.

And if it's not, it should be real. And I'll make it. Okay. Watch Mojo. Hire me. I don't know that you can afford my hourly wage. It's like you'd be great for like a true or false quiz. Like it's true.

And if it's not, it should be. It's like that's not how that works actually. All right, ready? Ready. The answer. It's fake. What's your least favorite Taylor Swift song? It's false.

So you're wrong. I'm right. I just want to throw that out there. So many. What's my least favorite? How about the one where she ripped off the Jonas Brothers? No, that's not my least favorite.

My least favorite is I talked about this on my YouTube channel a fucking billion years ago. It feels like it was reputation. Oh yeah. You didn't like that. And I like that song. Burr. Are you ready for it? No, my bunda.

She, like, tries rapping. You didn't like the other one either. Look what you made me do. Look what you made me do. Oh, that's what I'm talking about. No, but you didn't like either of them. I didn't because it's not like, where's the harmony? In the middle of the night.

I have a weird thing where it's like, if I can't play it on a piano, I kind of automatically don't like it. That's over. But that's over. Like, you can't play that on a piano. except with like two notes I guess um it doesn't sound music good musically um that's probably still my least favorite taylor swift song oh i have so fucking many or no look what i'm sorry it's a tie between what i just quoted and look what you made me do look what you made me do i realize are you

ready for it thank you or ready for it yeah yeah um thank you i didn't like a lot of reputation yeah and what's funny is that i actually really liked those songs but like it is funny i didn't care for gorgeous where they she had like a baby voice yeah yeah yeah yeah stop don't do the baby voice stop it cringe don't do the baby voice that was and but it was like um it was one of blake lily's kids that like did the baby voice yeah and now back when they were besties yeah now they're not friends anymore i think taylor's even like god parent to like one of their kids three of them or something i don't know like taylor taylor's actually a godmother like many times over and i actually don't know that she keeps in touch with like any of them.

Damn. Because Jamie King was another one that she definitely was the godmother of Jamie's kid. But I don't, they have not been spotted together in years. Yeah, Taylor's not a great friend. Though she was at Selena Gomez's wedding. Yeah, that the, the, that's pretty cool. How about the, even the song that she did on Reputation where, oh my God, I can't even remember what it was, she was like dancing in the middle of like a hotel and nobody could see her. And all she was like kind of showcasing was that like one, she once again ripped off somebody else's idea because like there was a Margaret Quali video.

I don't fucking know. Anyway, but she was just showcasing that she's kind of a, she kind of has an awkward. Like she doesn't have great rhythm in her body. Her movements are. That's a devastating. That is a devastating sentence. Her movements are not great in that sense. Well, she's hardly known for her dancing.

Oh, she went on a whole fucking tour for like 17 years where she just like kind of tried to dance. And I think people bought into it. But like, no one's bought in. No, no one thinks she's a good dancer. because you're not going to her shows for her fucking dancing. What do you go for them? Are you kidding? Just like the like the hit maker that she is.

Like her or not, she has made arguably dozens of hits. Oh, no, not arguably. Very much. Very much. Yeah. Incredible watch mojo quiz. Thank you team for coming up with that wonderful quiz that has spanned not one but two episodes of the podcast. That's how epic that was.

Just a genuinely fun quiz. And again, listeners, please, if you have any other fun watch Mojo stories, really, no, I mean, like just fun stories about your job or you do something irregular that you want to talk to us about. Hit us up at the hotline at Dad Hug Me 10. Honey? No. Honey. I will not let you take a peek. But I want to.

Honey, it's Libra season. And I feel like it's the end of Libre season. It is. So I feel like we have to take a little peek. It's going to be different. This one, I think we need you and I. We need to try something different this week. Oh.

Instead of giving me adjectives and adverbs and nouns, none of that shit this week. Okay. All right. Let's intuit this. Go off each other's intuition. This isn't new. It's not. Did I say it's new?

We used to, yes, you did. Oh, I mean different. Channel the spirits. We did. I'm a real Sylvia Brown. of swords. I am, I'm the TikTok

lady that does the peaks. Okay. I hate her. I hate the TikTok lady that does the peaks. I am intuitive as fuck. I do not like that woman. I

can absolutely channel the spirits when you want me to. Then let's try this. I will get the wordal in two. You very often do. It's annoying. So let's do this. How about you and I

and listeners? if you've been listening long enough, this is not new to you. But Aaron, you and I, let us each take turns where you say a word, I say a word, and we continue back and forth until we have completed a fulfilling, revealing, prophetic horoscope for our Libra listeners. Can I start because I have a special connection to Libra's? Is that right? All of my besties are Libra's. That's true.

And of course you can start. Someone? Who Shall Remain Ugly Will Enter

Your Thighs Tomorrow Yay Next sentence However Remember Remember

The skull Of is shaped irregularly nevertheless they're going to kiss your hand and thighs thighs as tenderly as a a Travis Kelsey I'm sorry Is this the new sentence

Yes Sorry so I'm sorry We wish You a Merry Christmas Happy Libra season Happy Libra season That was beautifully done

Wow we really opened our third and fourth eyes for that one Oh I've got seven eyes Shit, you're a spider, bitch. Thanks so much for listening and tuning in. Sorry again for me being a girl boss and disappearing. I also during the time served Jack with divorce papers, but like... Hey, that's for another episode. Yeah, that's a whole other story.

We'll tell that on the Patreon with the Dead Dog Oreo story, Rip Oreo. She was a great Dalmatian. Very, very cute. Listeners, I'm sorry some of us have jobs and that someone is there. That's right. All right. I hope to see you guys again next week. Tune in.

Also, text me to Dad Hug Me 10. I love hearing from you all. Dad Hug Me 10. Also, there's a longer version of these podcast episodes every single time up on patreon.com slash Shaq's films. Until next time, Aiders.