Erin is the Funny One - Which Celebrity Tweeted Cringe

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

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Oh, welcome back to Aaron is the funny one. Forgive me, I'm opening our last bottle of champagne here. I'm your co-host, Jack Douglas, the not funny one. Joining me, as always, the other one. Yay! My name is Ernie. Not to be confused with Bert and Ernie. Though I would love to be confused with Ernie from Bert and Ernie.

Ernie's a good guy. Okay, so Ernie's the fun one with the rubber duck, right? Sure. Bert's the... Yeah, you're the... You're the Burt to my Ernie. I'm way more fun than you and admit it. You know that.

I don't know if I go that far. You're okay. So we're doing a weird thing here today to get started. As we promised last week, we're busting out the Vuv one last time. But to kind of like offset it, this is a bad idea, by the way. This is a terrible idea. No, this is a great idea. This is the best idea we've ever had.

Aaron insisted to offset the Vuv. We also have BuzzBoss. Okay, so. Yeah, what do you got there, honey? If you guys have never heard of buzzballs, then you have never been to a right aid that sells liquor. And boy, are you missing out. RIP right aid, but also, I guess you've never been to a California drug store that sells liquor that literally sells them in the like checkout aisle, like where they have the knickknacks and the doodads. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like as you're leaving, they have just eye. You get a gum. You could get a pack of gum. Right. You could get some hand sanitizer. And top it all off. And a buzz ball. Nice little buzz ball for the road, a road soda.

So buzz balls are in these adorable little ball-ish shaped cans. A little sphere cans. We first partook in the buzz ball. Yeah. What was that, honey? In 2015, I want to say. Were they, is this a shark tank item, buzz balls? No, I think, no, I think that was the.

Oh, the wine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sealed. Yeah, you're right. I don't think the buzz balls has been on Shark Tank, but also I'm not the expert on that. We'll have to talk to Mark Cuban. Yeah, we will. You can't see this guys, but we're shaking up our buzz balls because they tell you, they tell you to shake them.

Well, if you're like, what is a buzz ball? It's like a cocktail in a can. And they come in a variety of different flavors. And as Jack and I recently found out, they now sell them in Primo size, which means they sell like it by the half gallon or something? Picture a bowling ball. Just an actual bowling ball. I don't know.

Yes. Oh, it's more than a pint. Are you kidding? It's big though. Yeah. It's hilariously big. It's, it's, it's, they have a different name for it too. Right.

They don't call it buzz ball. It's like a. I don't know. Yeah. Just a ball. Wait. I hope we don't get sued. But if you had to come up with a name for the big buzz ball.

Kickball. I would say like appeal. to all the millennials and people growing up playing kickball, call it a kickball. Okay. Maybe even make it textured like a kickball. That sucks. That's stupid. No, it's not.

It's actually kind of genius. No, you're not supposed to change the product. You're just supposed to come up with the name. Sell, hey, buzzball people, call it kickballs. No. What would you call it? The big, beautiful buzz ball. That sucks.

That's so much worse than mine. It's, it's, it's. Oh, sure. It's topical. It's topical. It's topical. Some of us actually used our brain. On that one.

Yeah, not me. God damn. I don't listen to the news. All right, hey, cheers, honey. Okay, wait, hold on. Hold on. We're not done talking about buzz balls. So we've recently come to find out that buzzballs, as it says on the side, it says it's women owned.

Oh, that's right. And you went on a whole rant. I went on a whole rant about how, guys, in my experience, in adulthood and maybe, maybe, allegedly my professional hood. I have come across a number of women-owned businesses that are technically owned by women, but their husbands and or brothers and or fathers run the whole shebang. So it's all like kind of a farce to either get like priority lending or to get contracts that you wouldn't otherwise be eligible for when certain companies are trying to prioritize minority owned and women owned businesses, what have you. Anyway, all that is to say is that

we're going to open up our buzz balls. I've got pineapple jalapeno. And I have chalk teas. And I'm going to say that if this flavor sucks, this buzzball flavor was made by a man. But if it's good, then this buzzball flavor was made by a woman. Wow, listeners, we follow men. We can't have anything, man. God, that's so not fair. Can't have anything. Literally the whole world.

Cheers, co-ops. I literally can't open it. Like, it's too. The tab is flush. Yes, that's the word. That's the word. Oh, no. I'm gonna need a pen or something.

Here, I'll help you. Thank you. This is gonna be half the episode. All right, you go first. You go first. Okay, this is chalk teas. So it's like their chocolate vodka and whatever the hell. That's fun.

Who doesn't? Ew. You slurped it. Yeah, I didn't, I don't know. I didn't want, I'll be honest, about three times better than what I was expecting. Really? Yes. Okay, hold on. All right, guys.

Like a chocolate martini. Pineapple jalapeno. And I will say, I have a very, very delicate palate. You can't do. I can't do spicy water. But I do like a little kick. Barely. You like wasabi, but you don't like.

Yes. I like the tinsiest kit. I need it to like bang and then go away. Like I don't like the lingering effects. This is such a bad idea, by the way, because I just looked at the champagne. It's like, how are we going to do both? The champagne is the backup. Sorry, Vuv, you're on the back burner. By the way, this is the fact that we are drinking both Vuv and BuzzBalls makes me feel like Natalie Portman in Garden State because I'm like, this is something nobody is probably ever done ever in the history of ever.

Right. What do you got manic pixie girl, pixie dream girl? Like whatever her. her like she like would dance and say weird sounds. She was so quirky. Because she's like, oh, I just said something that nobody's ever done before. I'm pretty sure us drinking buzz balls and vuv. I think we might be the first people on earth to do this.

Actually, that's kind of, all right, I'll give you that. All right. Take a sip of your pineapple jalapeno. What's the verdict? No jalapeno. Like, just all pineapple? Like literally maybe. You shook it, right?

Yeah, I shook it. You had to shake that buzz ball. I shook it real good. Okay. Shake you, shake you, shake you, shake you. Shake it like a buzz ball. Shake it like a buzz bar. Shake it.

Just was catchy. Yeah, no, I shook it. Okay. Hint. Hint, as if I wafted jalapeno. In your direction? In my direction. I see.

That is the amount of jalapeno. Here we switch. But I will say, I had the peanut collata one like a few days ago. You had a sip of that. I had a sip of it and I had to put it away because I was like, I think it just got drunk after one sip. It was a lot, guys. falls. This sounds like an ad. It's not. Here's where it's not an ad. They're very hidden

miss. Very hit or miss. And when they miss, this is, oh, they miss. Okay, wait. Yeah, I don't like your, I don't much love your pineapple jalapeno. Ooh, I like this chaco tea. See, that's a good one. It's the good one. It's. Oh, chalk teas. Yeah, get it. Chalk teas. Yeah. Wait, no, I don't get it. What is. Shut up. Really? Chalk tease. Erin is looking at me, deer in headlights. She genuinely doesn't get the joke. Chalk teas. Chalk, what's chalk teas? Oh, like she's being such a chalk tease. Oh. There you go.

Wow. I didn't know it was perverted. We're going to need a countdown for that, like a timer to see like when Aaron got the joke. That is perverted. That's why I'm like, it was a little edgy, like a little edgy for buzz balls as if I know the brand. I thought it was like chalk full of something. Like I thought it was like chalk tees. Like you're being a chalk tease right now by like not talking more about your drink.

Okay. I like yours better. I like mine better. Yours tastes tasty. I would agree. get down with the chalk. You can have as much of this as you like. Anyways, what would you give this wine of the week?

Oh, our wine of the 10? Are buzz balls of the week? I would give chalk teas. Wait, are we ready to get on the scale from like actual one to five? Or are we giving it on a scale of one to the best buzz ball we've ever had? Or like worst buzz ball to the best buzz ball. Oh, Jesus. Because I'm like, I've had my, I've had a worse buzz ball than that.

I think for the, for the listeners, just generally speaking. like just on a scale of one to five, how would you rate your Biceball, jalapeno, pineapple? I give this a two out of five. Out of five. That's not as bad as I was expecting. Well, I mean, it's not great, but yeah. The peanut colada one probably gets like a one for just existing.

Yeah, for sure. It's like when you just write your name on the test. No, and that, that peanut, right, right, like the SATs. Like you get several hundred just for the name. You get 400 points for just writing your name correctly. Yeah. So I would also like one out of five is more typical of buzz balls. Like that's a buzz ball I remember.

Like back in the day you didn't buy buzz balls for the taste. You know what I mean? I would give yours a. I would give it a four. I love that out of five. I give it a four. I like that. Good chocolate martini.

If somebody served that without telling me it was a buzz ball. Yeah. And if somebody served that in a martini glass. Yeah. If I got that in a restaurant. With maybe a little fancy little Hershey syrup. Shut up, Aaron. Swirl.

I will. would not doubt that it was handmade or whatever. Same. Same. That's a easy four, if not higher. G. G. Buzzballs.

So that's our wine of the week. If you're looking for buzz balls, get the chalk teas. If your delicate sensibilities can handle it. Or if you're like Aaron, you just don't get the joke, then get it anyway. It's interesting because what if the same way that, like, Jewel got sued because it was like you were marketing to children. Yeah. Do you think that that's something that they could say like, oh, this was marketing the children because it was flavored like chocolate milk? No.

And is in a fun little aesthetic that some of them look like tennis balls? It's a fun aesthetic, but it doesn't scream kid-friendly. I get the argument you're making. What is kid-friendly about vaping? The flavors. Honestly, just like the- Wait, you literally just said chocolate? No.

Okay. No. Okay. You're so wrong. I don't care. for this devil's advocate you're trying to... I'm just asking questions here. I don't care for it.

I'm just asking questions. I'm just asking questions. No, no. The vape flavors are like really like bubble gum. Strawberry, walberry. Like it's very like it's like chewing gum flavors. Almost like pineapple? No, absolutely not because that's an actual cocktail.

No, I'm joking, but I'm not. But I'm joking. It's fine. I would much rather you drink than. smoke people. Can we get that on a shirt? No, leave it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, please leave that in because that's very funny. That's a life advice from Aaron. Also, I can't remember the last time that we recorded. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did I have a voice? Because you did. I did. You rallied.

Did I talk about how I've been losing my voice? No, I don't think you did, actually. I have been, I have been, we've been trying to stockpile some of the podcast episodes. Right. And we literally can't because I, for the last six to eight weeks, have been in and out of having a voice, not having a voice, having a voice, having a voice, not having a voice. And right after we recorded our first episode, it was gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone. We were able to, we harnessed it, you know, from the winds for a wonderful hour. I mean, yeah, I was silent for days.

Like, literally, like, many weekends. I was like, I can't talk today. There's a, honey, there's a period of, oh, my God, Sunday is so large. She's so large. Sorry, she just tried to hop over and share and completely missed. There's a period of like a week and a half where you did not have a voice. And I'm not saying like, oh, she could, like, she was hoarse. No, no, she wasn't hoarse.

You didn't, you could not speak. This was something that before the pandemic, you were sick all the time. I was not only sick all the time, but my voice was hoarse all the time because we were going out every weekend. We were staying out until three or four in the morning. Good times. And by the way, we're not crazy people. We just like karaoke or no, nay, Jack likes karaoke. Yeah, I do.

And I like to talk. It was a match made in heaven for your voice. So, and I just like, once you get some wine in me, and I get chitter-chattering and like you can't shut me up. And so I was not prioritizing rest. I was not prioritizing sleep. And the pandemic hit. And I got my voice back for the first time in what felt like years.

Yeah, you did. And I kind of thought I had healed it. And that all changed a month ago. Once I started traveling. I mean, it was just, I think it was just a perfect combination of time change, waking up early, going to sleep late and talk. Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, all day long. So, I don't know.

We're trying to figure it out. I think I'm like 85% there. But if my voice sounds a little raspy, that's why. 85% on the way to like 100% voice. I feel like my voice is at 85% currently. Got it. I think it's better than what it was last time. Really?

I do. Not that it was bad last time. Oh. But, I mean, like, yeah, you were traveling a lot. It was a lot. Yeah. Guys, I'm a girl boss. are. Yeah, I'll cheers to that. I'm a very, I'm a very busy lady and I haven't got all day.

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going on in your life? A few things. I got to see my folks back on the East Coast. It was lovely, you know, like, I love that we're having this conversation as if, like, you know, We don't live together. We don't talk. We don't. Since you asked, honey, I got to see my family the other week. Guys, Jack cries because he misses his nieces and nephews and parents so much. I lay at night sobbing, sobbing to Aaron.

We tell him, like, we, we, me, Klondag, Sunday, not Chipwich because she's, she's a narcissist. But we are like, get, go, go see your family. We're tired of you crying all day, every day. But I love the self-pity. And he, I think that's, I thrive in it. I totally think that's it because he's like, no, it's fine. I'm fine. I'll suffer alone.

Who doesn't love being a martyr? No, but like all jokes aside, Jack does cry when he thinks about his family and being away from them. What a jerk? But I got to see them. Why is that? What's wrong with being, what's wrong with crying? I love crying.

It's form of therapy. When I was having my panic attacks, pre-lexapro, you know that's what I would do. I would like go to my car during lunch and just. force myself to cry. It was the only thing that made me feel sane. It's such a grounding experience. You forced- Highly recommend. You forced yourself to cry. So like, you didn't have- I'd like watch some sad shit on my phone. Oh, I, okay, this I did not know. This is actually news to me. You would watch like, you know, Buster's Last Day, like dog videos kind of shit. Yeah. Wait, what would you watch to make yourself cry? I actually don't know. Oh, come on. You

don't remember? No. I don't. Wow. Okay. I don't. I've had to make myself cry for videos. and I could tell you exactly what I watched. Okay, so I'm trying to think. I cried last night watching a video. What the fuck was it? Did you? Was I? You were,

no, you were playing your stupid game with your headphones in bed. And so, but meanwhile, I'm like, oh, it's fine. Like, I'm on the other side of the bed. Literally. When I had no idea, this was last night. I had no idea you were crying next to me. What, 10 inches away. And I'm crying.

Like, wait, actually, do you mind? I want to kind of remind you want to find it yeah yeah go find it yeah yeah I'm hiding it no I don't know what your phone is love no okay so Aaron's pulling up whatever made her cry last night while I was sealed off playing a stupid from the world I was playing Expedition 33 or some shit it is very Parisian yes Parisian but yeah I had the noise cancelling headphones you know couldn't be bothered Sorry, just the visual of that is really cracking me up. Sorry, honey, but a gamer's got a game. Also, any listeners out there playing Expedition 33?

Holy moly, what a game. Okay, so here's some of the... No, I didn't find it yet. But here are some of the videos that I did watch, just to give you a sense of my For You page. The world chess champion was defeated. Yes, Magnus Bagnes. I don't know.

I just watched the video of the winner of our age. up and being like, oh my God, what just happened? And then him getting up and going, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mashing the table. Good game, good game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Finding his composure. Yep, yep, yep, yep.

Magnus Carl's, I don't know. I'm listeners, you're probably screaming at me. But yeah, he's like a savant, like the guy who lost. I mean, they're both savants, but like the guy who lost. Oh, that's what it was. Okay, so it was a, it was a TikTok from CBS Mornings. It was about Dr. Bryant Lynn, who teaches at Stanford University. And if I remember correctly, one of the topics that he specifically teaches about is lung cancer in non-smokers.

Oh, wow. And coincidentally, in his late 40s or something, he was diagnosed with lung cancer as a non-smoker, stage four. And so it's a beautiful video if you guys can find it. This is TikTok. TikTok. CBS Mornings. CBS Mornings. And it's about Dr.

Bryant Lynn at Stanford and it's all about it's it was very reminiscent of have you ever heard of the last lecture yeah it was like one of yeah I feel like it was a TED talk like one of the OG TED Talk yes or at least OG for me like this is when I first found out about TED Talks and it's about I'm pretty sure he had he's a pancreatic cancer I couldn't tell you the type of cancer was he a professor he was a professor as well and it's basically like how one of the things that you're that Dr. Bryant-Linn now teaches as part of his class is what, like, I can teach you about cancer and as, because he's a medical professor. I can teach you about cancer as an attending physician. Now let me also teach you about cancer as a patient. Right. Wow. And so trying to like gain empathy

or, you know, provide like this is what your patients are going through. Jeez, that's so powerful. And then it's also, I think Randy, I think the guy's name is Randy Poush, P-A-U-S-C-H. I think that's the last lecture guy. But there's also an element of this video that's like about, I don't know how much longer I have. Right. But I know my time is defined. What's funny is that we, wow, this got heavy.

But we all have defined time. But when you're faced with something that you, you're just a little bit more. It's a different ballgame completely. Sure. And he talks a lot about. where he spends his time now and his energy. And like, anyway, so meanwhile, I'm watching this video. I'm crying.

It was so beautiful. He's got two young kids that are like high school aged. And you're fucking, beo, beo, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. And he has his characters fucking wearing baguettes on their back with berets and like dress like mimes because he thinks it's funny because they're friends.

And meanwhile, I'm like trying to like actually get in touch with the world. Guess what I'm trying to feel something too. And by the way, just so you guys know, no regrets. When you do take Luxapro, at least for me, there is this weird invisible barrier that makes it hard to cry. So when I cry, I feel like it's that much more meaningful, impactful. Legitimate. Like there was like some level of like. It's real shit.

It's real shit. Anyway, it's beautiful. Look it up. Do those noise cancelling headphones came in question. What an asshole. What a loser. Luz LaHu-Sahor. Wait, let me just make sure I'm like looking at the guy's name. I think it was Randy Pout.

Yeah, Randy Poush, P-A-U-S-C-H. Yep. Good memory. Thank you. But yes, I remember that series of TED Talks or like just that. Well, he wrote a book called The Last Lecture and then he did a, what I understand, or at least the video I saw was kind of a, truncated version of the book. I see. I see.

That's probably what I've seen. Because I've only ever seen the video. Yeah. And I didn't read a book. But I did read a book, not recently. But if you're looking to cry, I can think of a number of books that help me cry. So let me know if you guys want recommendations on things that will make you cry. Anyway.

No, no. That'll be a great topic for a future episode. What did you watch, Jack, to make you cry? I mean, the last episode of. The rehearsal. Nathan Fielder's The Rehears was brilliant and amazing and has a great little twist. And you kind of feel something when he does the thing. Like there's a, I don't really want to spot.

It's June 17th. He flies a plane with 140 or 150 souls on board and he lands it and it's tense. Wait, he flies it. Yeah, it flies it. Oh, I thought he just taxied around. No, no, no, no, no, no. He like got his, he got multiple licenses. said that he like...

And he worked his way up to a, you know, 737, whatever. But he does this feat with a co-pilot just to prove this whole point of like it's all about communication between the captain and the co-pilot, blah, blah, blah. But it's tense. And when he finally lands, like, the whole thing's a comedy. But it's a damn complex, deep comedy. And when he, like, walks out to all these people like cheering him and like clapping for him, all the passengers on board, damned if I didn't feel something.

You know, for this comedian who... flew an airplane, but it took, the whole series takes you on a journey. It's very funny. But like at the end, I live for shows that stick the landing because there's so few and far in between. And I know you know this. How many, how often, honey, do we watch something? And it's like, oh, that was it. That was kind a crummy ending or that ending was mid or blah, blah, blah, just whether it's a season finale or a series finale. Even hacks. Hacks, typically, I love the show Hax. It typically nails the season finale. This one was, season four, in my opinion, was just like, oh, that's it. They ended there.

That could have gone in a cooler direction. It just ends. And then this show, the rehearsal, just feels like an awesome season finale, series finale, perfect. And I felt something. I don't know if I cried, but like, ooh, you know, like, ooh, it tickled those, I don't know, it plucked the right strings for me in a rare case where, you know, most of TV doesn't. And not that it has to, but like, it's rare. So you remember the moments when it does.

Changing gears a little bit. All right. Gimme, give me, give me. So honey, and listeners, now is the time for the meat of the video. It's time for a quiz of sorts. A short. A quiz of shorts. I'm going to give you three options for this quiz.

I love it. Because our-R-I is the spice of life. And our incredible team has prepped three quizzes in advance. That's where we are right now. So we have our pick. I pick one this week. Can we do the other two on a different week? Naturally. Oh yeah. It's not like we drop them forever into a... Use it or lose it?

...of fire. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no. But it's what you want to do now. Okay. What are my options? So here are your options, hon. Three quiz ideas. Is this meme coin real or fake? Okay. What celebrity tweeted this? Which is always fun. Always fun. Or is this a prescription drug or a Pokemon? on.

Ooh. Yeah. So those are your choices. Second. Second. Yeah. Is it a multiple choice? I think it's multiple choice.

Okay. I'm pretty sure it's a multiple choice. Okay. So, and we can look at this together. That's why I got the iPad. Okay. All right, listeners, it's time for celebrity Twitter. Who tweeted the thing?

Guys, I have my, my-tweeted this. My doctorate, my doctor, Ernie Burslin, doctorate in celebrity gossip and celebrity personalities. That's real. You're telling me. then in so many words that you're going to ace this quiz i am the doctor of oh and the doctor is in doctor celebrity that doesn't make any sense i'm the doctor of doctor celebrity doctor 90210 oh wait doctor 902 1 who that's me all righty honey who tweeted this welcome gamers

I'm scrolling through the PowerPoint. That was Cole Spruce. Oh, it's begun. Okay. In this quiz, you are given a tweet with the user and at blocked out. Okay. You then have four options,

so it is multiple choice. You have four options to choose from to answer who done it. The full tweet and user will be revealed on the slide after. It's fun, I promise. That's thank you. Thanks for the reassurance counsel.

Okay, let's begin. Now you're ready, honey? I'm ready. All right, here we go. Here's the tweet. I liked it when Harry Stiles wore a dress. First thoughts. Yeah.

I have one. I was going to say Kanye. 223? Oh. All caps is kind of like a... Wait, is this a quiz for me or for you? That was for both of us. Oh.

Oh, yeah, I didn't make this. I'm saying like this was made by the council for us. I thought you were quizzing me! No, we're in this together. But like against each other. We're players. Okay, fair. You know what, Connie is actually a good guess.

Thank you. And you said, who are the two? Especially because Azalea Banks. Uh-huh. And. Which one's Azalea Banks? Oh, honey. If you have to ask, you don't have enough time.

I do have to ask. Okay, that's fine. Don't tell me. And who's the other one that you- Amanda Bines. But she- Yeah, that one I know. Yeah.

Okay. Okay. So you want to see some options? The options are- Wait, JK Rowling. J.K. Rowling. You know, you know, who definitely didn't tweet this. Can you imagine?

Okay, that was good, by the way. I don't think she's an option. Hank Green, Simon Cowell, Nikki Minaj, Oh, fuck. AOC. Okay. Oh, fuck. Okay, AOC, final answer.

That's your final answer. AOC. Yeah, all caps. I'm pretty sure, yeah. I think AOC is like my age, maybe? I think right. Yeah, yeah, sure. Probably within two years plus or.

minus. And you think this is something she would post. I think she to like get the young vote. I mean, didn't she like play Fortnite or something? She did that or among us. Among us. Or both. But yes, I think you're exactly right. I think that she is hip enough to say something like this. Would say that and think it was maybe funny. I could, I'll be honest. I could, wow. I don't think it's Simon Cowell only because he's such an asshole. I don't know that I've ever. He's a grump. You would never say that. I just have never heard him say anything nice about him. No. You sure she wouldn't say that. Nikki Minaj, I, I'm pretty sure she wasn't she like a COVID denier or something. She is problematic. I don't know all the details, but I, yeah, I don't know. She's definitely problematic.

I could also see it being Hank Green. So I'm between, if we were going to do 50-50. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who wants to be a millionaire? Yeah, thank you. All right, computer, take away two options. Hank and AOC, and I am going to go AOC. It's so funny you mentioned that because I'm pretty sure this is Hank Green. Oh, really? The options.

You want to find out? Yeah, I do. Also, my secret fifth option is still Kanye. Tomorrow, I mean tomorrow. Next question, I want you to explain your answer. Okay, can do. Yeah. Can do.

I think, but like, because I'm chronically online, I feel like I've seen this tweet. Okay. before my very own eyes. Show me potato salad. It's Hank green. Oh, wow. That is Hank Green. Look at that.

To be fair? 2023. I got 50% of that, correct? No, no, don't. No, you got zero percent of that correct. I'm not generous enough to be like, oh, yeah, you got a point. You don't. You have zero points, actually.

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Here we go Somebody told me That's Somebody told me That you had a boyfriend Who looked like a girlfriend I had in February of last year

Not confident Thank you Somebody told me I think it's a typo. That human pee will help your hair grow? Can somebody try it and tell me if it works? Ooh, I don't know if I, this is from 2020. I don't know if I have any guesses.

Ed Sheeran. Why Ed Shearin? I feel like he's balding. Jesus. Vicious. Oh, no. I just gave Ed Shearine a complex. Because Ed Shearin, by the way, I don't know if you guys knew this, but Ed Shearin is a loyalist.

of the show loyal yeah i i hate that you're name dropping like that but i know i know i know it's embarrassing and he was so good seeing you the other day buddy he's constantly DMing us oh my gosh it's a little embarrassing actually it's like it's embarrassing for him but also it's like i just don't have i bro i have a job uh don't you it's like we we can't hang out all the way to bany blanco you guys go write some songs together or some shit okay wait all right yeah so besides ed before we see any options yeah katy perry i can't Who are your options? Like, what are you thinking?

Someone's definitely trolling. No, I think that's totally, like, I feel as though that... Well, it's either trolling or it's like Kim Kardashian. You know what I mean? I would think that's more of a Chloe tweet. Oh, it's a Chloe tweet? You know the Kardashians well enough. Well, we and I have the same birthday, and she's the funniest of the family.

Okay. I mean, like, it almost reads like a Norm joke, but Norm wouldn't say this. So, I know of the typos. Wait, when was it dated? 20. Okay. So I'm going to say Kim Kardashian. grasping at straws, but it could also be a comedian. You ready? Ready?

We have Shaq, Jason Mamela, Howie Mandel, Howie Mandel, Cardi B. I know my answer. Okay. All right. I was giggling at Howie Mandel because I was like, oh, it's a comedian. And he kind of is. But I'm going to say, I think it's Cardi B. I do think it's Cardi B because I can- Why don't you think it's Howie Mando? He wouldn't have the typo in there. That's not him. That's not his style. Oh. Yeah. You think so? I do. He would have. double, triple, quadruple checked. Literally OCD. I think that's, that certainly helps.

I don't know if his OCD extends to that. I know. And there are many types and it's a spectrum for sure. But, but I don't see him typing this. I don't see him posting this. I see Cardi B asking this almost in earnest, actually asking like, oh, I just heard this rumor. Chat, chat, chat. I actually agree.

And I'm pretty sure that Cardi B's manager was or is Chris Jenner. So. Oh my God. It all goes back to that fucking family. Yeah. God damn it. Yeah. Are we both locking down Cardi B?

Yeah, we're locking it in. All right, let's go. Cardi B. You're on the board, baby, one, two. Cardi B. Also, can we get confirmation if that worked or didn't work? If Human P will actually help your hair grow? There's no way.

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Cowabunga, dudeettes. I'm so pumped to be on this surfing kick. Who else surfs out there? Narnly day in the H-2-O riding waves. No, I did not. Okay. But cowabunga is spelled with a K. Oh, good catch.

And the actual one is, well, a C. It is a C. Like a cow. For sure, like a cow. I have a guess. If we were to discover a new species that just so happened to be in Australia, I think cowabunga would be. An appropriate name, like scientific name.

They added to the Oxford dictionary and all that shit. Like, yeah. Cowabunga next to the kangaroo. The cowabunga. Masupials A meek mammal What does the cowabunga look like? Is it spotted?

Duh. What is it like? It's chill. It's, um... How is, how, like, what is cow meets kangaroo? Whatever is it, fox too? Uh, cow meets kangaroo. Wait, what if?

What if the cowabunga is actually a water animal? That would make the most sense, right? Because ocean. Cowabunga. Well, Barth Simpson said, and said cowabunga he didn't surf he's skateboard it's like land surfing well maybe the

maybe land surfs what that doesn't make sense what mammal land surfs snakes fuck you just blew my mind babe you're so right with that all right hold on but I have a question for you who the fuck tweeted this I'm gonna go first since you're thinking about snakes

and cowabungas and animals in Australia this two options this sounds like a shackism because shack was a bit of a troll in the early days This is from 2010. Oh, shit. So it's from the early days. So this could, this reads like Shaq.

It also reads like Brittany Spears. No. Who's also an old school tweeter. No. I'm sweet. Actually, shit. You know I'm right. She is not, she's not known to be a good speller.

So. Oh no. You're exactly right. Wait, read it again. Read it again. For my purposes. Cowabunga, do debts. I'm so pumped to be on the surfing kick.

Who else surfs out there? Narnly day in the age two. Riding Waves. Fuck. God damn. It reads like that family guy character who tries to sound American but clearly isn't. So here's the thing. If it's Britney Spears, she does spend a decent amount of time in Hawaii.

And her, I think her ex-husband just Kevin Federer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember him. I'm pretty sure he's now relocated to Hawaii. But the phrasing of H-2-0, I just, I don't know that. Doesn't sound like Britney? It doesn't sound like Brittany. Do you agree, though?

It could be like Shaq or Brittany before we even see the options. I don't know shit about Shaq. I literally, I don't know shit about Jack. So he's like a big tall basketball player. No, I know who Shaq is. I just, I don't know about his proclivities on Twitter. Okay. Okay.

You want to see the options? Yes. And if Shaq and or Britney Spears are on here, we're in trouble. Yeah, we are. Hold on. Also. What are you doing? I'm looking up proclivities.

I want to make sure. Oh, you want to make sure. Make sure you used it right? A tendency to choose or do something regularly. Yes. Okay. You did. Good for you.

Good job. You passed your SATs. Oh my God. Tony Hawk. Okay. Tony Hawk. Tony Hawk. Kim Kardashian strikes again.

Yeah. Wint. Wint. You know Wint. I do. I do. And Selena Gomez. Hmm.

I'm going to say King Kardashian. Kim Kardashian. Final answer. This is not Wint. Wint would be more shit posty. Wynne would be like I soaked my jeans shorts in the ocean water. and now I have to go straight to hell or something like that. You know much more about Tony than I do.

Like you told me about how he's like a meme of himself in a way. Like everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like Tony Hawk. Right. And he has all these like these, what do you call the word? Like not expressionism, but like, oh no. Surrealist.

He has like these crazy surrealist thoughts like not even, or just like coincidences and instances of exactly that of like people going up to him saying like, look like Tony Hawk and and he doesn't know what to say. It's very funny, but this doesn't sound like Tony Hawk. To me, it sounds, it's either Kim or Selena and it's killing me. I'm going to say Kim. If you say Kim, I'll say Selena. You might be, ah, you might be right though, but I'm going to, I'm going to say you have Kim. I pick Selena. Because I know so much about Selena Gomez, for sure. What do you know about Selena Gomez? Not a goddamn thing, dude. Could you pick her out of a lineup? Probably, I think I could.

Yeah? I think I could. With 10 other people that. look kind of like her? Was she in Amelia Perez? Yes. Yeah, I could pick her out. Okay. Obviously her biggest claim to fame is being in Amelia Perez. Duh.

Yeah, right. Definitely not rare beauty. The Oscar nominated. The Oscar nominated. Her a billionaire. It's fine. No, no, no, no. It was that movie everyone loved.

Yes. All right. I think you're right, though, but in the spirit of fairness and competitiveness, you take Kim. Okay. You ready? Ready. Of course it's Kim.

But like, why, though? What the fuck is that? That's so weird. It's her trying to be like cool and funny and relatable. I don't know. I don't know. Divulge all of your plastic surgeries. Can we, yeah, honestly, yeah, normalize that.

Also, can we get Kim on the show next time so she can like walk us through this tweet? I mean, she lives right up the street, so might as well. Yeah, why not? Kim, if you're listening, we would love to have you on. You would love our show. Oh, if? Come on. She's absolutely listening.

Honey, this next one's the hardest one. Okay. Potato. Share. Oh, that's a great guess. Doesn't she like not know how to use the search for? Function. Yes.

And she is infamous for like the one word tweets. Fuck. I could also be, See that being Wint though. No, no. Wynn has a joke. This isn't Wynn.

2013 shares a great. Is potato not a joke? It's not, I'll tell you this. It's not a Wint joke. It's no, it's no joking matter. That's right.

We don't take our potatoes. We take our potatoes very seriously around here. We don't take them for granted. No, we don't. Having been survivors. That's right. of the The infamous famine.

Potato famine. Both of us being of Irish descent. 1899. Is that the year? Would you call yourself of Irish descent, John? Absolutely. Barely.

What the hell? You are as Irish as I am German. That's rude. That's just rude. And I know you like to flex on how much more Irish than I you are, but like. 99% Jack. 95, I think. 95.

That's impossible. How is that impossible? It was like 65 last be checked. How to go up? Ask AncestryDNA.com. You were the one who did the fucking ad for them. They recalibrated. You literally jumped up from 65 to 95.

Yes. That doesn't make sense. Baby, check it out. Baby. It doesn't make sense. Okay. Take it up with them. I will.

I will. But also. I will. All the way up. I'm pretty sure that that's actually pretty accurate. Ninety-five. Based on what I know about my grandparents' parents, it feels accurate. All right. I think you're right with share. Let's just see what our options are for

potato. Markiplier. Oh, my God. Shack's back again. Marketplier. Oh, wait. Share's not even an option. Share's not even an option. But we have some interesting ones. Marketplier. Christianado Ronaldo. Paul McCartney. Shack. Or Shaq. For as big as his body is, his brain is just as little. Oh, rude. Okay. What if he was like on something like profound? What if he's a trumper? You know, a lot of rich people are. Exactly. So I see her. point. Exactly. I see your point. All right, you say Shaq. I really want to say Shaq too, but you took that for me. Yeah. So, uh, I'll go Mark, I'll go Markiplier. I'll go Markiplier. What are you trying to say about MarketPrior? You think he's funny or you think he's dumb?

Neither. Yeah. He was an engineer. I'm pretty sure. Wasn't he an engineer before he became a YouTuber? I, no, I don't know. I think he was. We met, I first met Markiplier in, in the good old year of 2013 right after I had just moved to LA. I don't even think he moved to LA at that point yet. And he was over our apartment, our first apartment. And I remember peppering him with questions. And he, I don't think he appreciated the question. He was not dismissive of me, but like a little like, who the fuck are you?

Like, why do you care so much? And at that time, funny enough, Jack actually had more subscribers than he did. I don't know if that's accurate. I right hand to God. Right hand to God. It was 2013. You had just hit a million subscribers. And I think he was like.

I don't think. I don't know, man. Yes. Yes. Yes. I swear. And so I'm like, who the fuck is this guy? But also, just so you guys now, I am like that with every YouTuber, even if you're

fucking Mr. Beast. I go, who the fuck is this guy. That is you. I don't give a shit who you think you are on the internet. You're nobody in my life. So like I'm going to treat you like I treat everybody, which just means I'm going to pepper you with questions because I want to know everything about you. That's how the trouble started. And it's not a nefarious way.

And I just, I'm super interested in your life and how you got here and how did you end up on YouTube? And like, I just love learning about people. And, uh, morcaplier, I remember him just being like, I remember thinking he's probably like, why is she still asking me questions? Oh, not knowing that that's just simply your personality. That's just me. That is you to a T. But yeah, I am my right hand of God, gun to my head. I am 89% positive.

At the time that I first met Markiplier, you had more subscribers than he did on YouTube. Fucking wild. I'm going to have to check that. But okay, I do. Because I don't even think he lived in L.A. I do think it is Shaq, but I'm sticking with Markiplier. Okay. I am.

You ready for this? Ready. I've lost track of the score, by the way, but I'm pretty sure I'm up by 10. Paul McCartney! Wow. No shit. Who was that again? He was the lead singer of the monkeys.

Oh. Yeah. Yeah. And what did they sing? They sang, hips don't lie. And the remix, the club remix. What's the club remix? Who was the remixer?

Who was the, Benny Blanco? Oh. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love Benny Blancas. Right, he's great. He's got those, the grooves and the moves. That's him, baby.

And the woo-woo's. Why did Paul McCartney? That Benny Blancu. Paul, we'd love to have you on the show. Why'd you tweet Potato in 2013? Maybe. Maybe he was reminiscing on the quality of songs they used to sing. And where does potato figure in that?

The Beatles are the quality of a potato. And today's music, contemporary music in 2013, is what? No, he was reminiscing, I said. I don't follow. Beatles suck. You're the only person in the world that thinks of this, by the way. That's not true. Yeah.

Talk to Shepard. John, your other fucking editor. Talk to so many other people that agree with me that... So many. Dozens. There are dozens of you. The Beatles suck. I will say there are some songs that they've written that sound decent as covers.

There is not a single Beatles song that sounds good as an original. Quality of potato. I don't have the energy. He was feeling nostalgic. Potato. How many more do we have? My God. I cannot shut the fuck up.

I have a disease. And it's that I cannot shut the fuck up. I think we're at the halfway points. Oh my God. Here's the deal. We could do a few more and then save the rest for another night. No, I'm just, oh my God. I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with me?

Why can't I shut the fuck up? Okay. This is a really good tweet though. Okay. I'm sorry. We have to do this one at the very least. And you'll see why. Just a daddy long legs looking for his mommy wide thighs.

Oh, Jesus Christ. Hell yeah, bro. I hope that was a woman that wrote that. That would be funny. Just a daddy long legs. legs looking for his mommy wide thighs? This almost sounds drill-esque. I'm gonna-

but I don't think it's Wintesk. I'm gonna guess Jason Derulo because he is he's not that funny but he is that disgusting. Do you think before he climaxes he screams his name or sings his name? Did you just say the word climax to me?

As opposed to what? Nothing. I don't want to say that. I don't want to talk about it at all. I always want to talk about Jason Drullo. I don't know, man. Why are you thinking about Jason DeRolo's O face? Okay?

Because that's the visual of him singing his own name as he's done so many times before. Disgusting. All right. Here we go. The answer's Palmer Curtain. All right. For once, I really hope you're right. E.

And E. Kox. What year? Wait, what year? 2018. Okay. Had I met, I can't remember the first time I met him. Yeah, yeah, that's a great question. I don't know that I would have met him yet.

He's a funny dude. He is a funny dude. dude. He's potentially the kind of guy who would tweet that. We also got Justin Timberlake. Cole Sprauss. Not Justin Timberlake. The man doesn't have a funny bone in his body. We got Justin Timberlake twice in this quiz. So it's... All right. I'm going to say Ian Hickok's final answer. He is a funny dude. No way. No way. If Justin Timberlake tweeted this, like we never would have heard the end of it. Yeah, I don't have a funny origination story like I do with Markiplier because my

first meeting with Ian Hickok's was, I actually think it was like after Anthony left. Yeah, I think that's, that's likely. That's likely. And quite honestly, he totally, like, fielded every question I had for him. Because trust me, I also was like peppering him with questions about everything you could imagine. That's what you do, babe, bab, blah, blah, and he took it like a champ and had not, like, I have nothing to report except that I did not feel abyss. normal coming out of that conversation.

And I really like Ian Hickox. I think he's a cool dude. He is. We can both vouch for Ian Hocx. Yeah. The both of us. So I'm like, I'm going to say him just because he's, in my opinion, though I do like that five feet apart movie with Cole Spouse.

That was directed by Justin Baldoni. It's about the cystic fibrosis patients in the hospital, remember. And I watched it during the pandemic and it was a little triggering, but it was also really good. But they like, they hang out in the hospital because they all have cystic. So that's who Cole Spouse is. Yeah, yeah. He was also the little kid and big daddy. Oh, my God.

I wipe my own ass. See, I didn't know that. Yeah, well, him and his brother Dylan. They were twins. They are twins. Oh. Yes, but Cole was, now that they're grown up, they can do their own work. They don't have to tag team it.

And he was in five feet apart. And remember they, like, fell in love. Of course. No, I remember the movie. Sure. Five feet apart. So good. Very forgetable.

No, it was such a good movie. It's actually one of my, like, I have a handful of like, really neat. niche like rom-coms that I like and five feet apart is one of them. All right. You're a locking in Ian Hickox. Yes. I had to go with Colesprouse. I don't see.

Look, I know so little about Colesbrouse, but I feel like I... He was in Riverdale. He played Jughead. Okay. You watched... I watched the first season. First season of Riverdale. Okay.

I never watched a single episode, but you watched the first season. Yeah, I did. I don't see J.T. tweeting this. No. Despite the fact that the council included him twice in this question, almost as if to say, like, you'll pick him, it. It's probably J.T.

I'm going to say Cole Spouse. Let's let a rip. Oh my God. Oh my God. It's Cole Spouse. Holy shit. My man. Hey, Cole.

What year, 2018? Uh-huh. Ian, if you were looking for your Yeah. Thick, whatever, your thick thigh. Mommy wide thighs. Your mommy wide thighs. Yeah.

I'm going to give you credit for it because I think you're funnier than. Cole Spouse. And I don't know Col Sprauss, but I do. I think I also, I second that. I mean, like, first off,

Ian's a fucking OG. He's old school. He's been doing comedy before there was a YouTube. So if anyone would come up with that joke, it's him. That's why I'm shocked

that, uh, it was Cole, actually. Hot dog. Hot dog. Okay. One more or like done. Yeah,

let's do one more. One more. One more. One more. Last one of the Twitter quits. And I'm having so much fun. This rules. Counsel,

you have out done yourselves. We're giggling. We're, This is fun. I like this quiz. This is a great idea. I would do this indefinitely. Let's spin this off into a second podcast where it's just this. But the last one, does anyone think global warming is a good thing?

I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist. It's from all the way back in 2011, honey. 2011. Now this one, yeah, what does your heart tell you? I think this sounds like Nathan Fielder. It does. I can see that.

But, who knows thing? Global Warring is a good thing. 2011 predates him, in my opinion. I mean, Nathan, for, yeah, I'm trying to pinpoint when Nathan, I mean, like, he was doing shit before Nathan for you,

but yeah, I hear you. I hear you. Okay, so it's not, male or female, you think it's leaning more towards male? Can we also? No, not, no. Not necessarily. Okay.

It was more of a sense of humor rather than gender, but. Kind of dry. Wow, you had to really go there and just like try to put people. people in a box, huh? That's me. I will say, though, that Nathan Fielder is the epitome of if you want to be private as a celebrity,

you can. Does anybody know if he's married? Does anybody know anything about anything that he does? Prime example. Yeah, that's true. Any time you see celebrities being photographed by the paparazzi, please know, it's on purpose. I digress. I'm going to say share again. or Britney

Yeah Yeah yeah Both very valid choices Very share Britney things Let's see we got Perez Hilton Speaking of Alex Jones

Ellen DeGeneres And Britney I'm gonna say Britney I think you should go with Britney I'm going with Brittany And you know what I think you're right Because I'm I've seen this before

And it was one of those like I can't pick a person right now I can't think of a person off the top of my dome but if I were given choices, I would know. Seeing Brittany, yeah, it's Britney. But I'll say it's Alex Jones. I don't think global warming is a good thing.

I love Lady Gaga. He's a really interesting artist. He wouldn't question that. Here's the thing about Alex Jones. He wouldn't say, does anybody think? He would say, global warming is a good thing. Right, right. He's not asking for your permission or your, like, insider.

And he wouldn't say, I love Lady Gaga. She's an interesting girl. She would be like, oh, shit, that bitch is hot. Right, yeah, right. That's very like. I'd like her to make me a sense. sandwich. That's so Alex Jones. Yeah. So I have never actually

listened to Alex Jones, but I get the sense that's what he would say. Yeah, I think you're exactly right. All right. Show me Britney Spears. All right. Circle gets the square. 5,000 points. Yay! Shocker.

Britney Spears. Of course it's Britney Spears. Yeah. Good job. Hey, we got to do more of these. This was a slam dunk of a quiz. I would do 20,000 of these if we had the time. We still have a few questions left. We should bring that up. Maybe we will add on to it.

Yeah, we'll pick it back up. But we do have to wrap up this show with the final segment of this episode. I have that disease where I just cannot stop talking. That disease is called wine. No, it's called buzz balls and champagne. Oh, my God. Guys. Which don't mix.

Don't mix. Don't mix. Do not do what we did. It's almost like at the beginning, I was like, oh, we shouldn't do this. Anyways, it's June 17th as of this episode. And it's still Gemini season. Genentee season. Honey, just off the top of your head, you know, and just go off intuition and don't read anything that I'm giving you. Can you?

Yeah, yeah, really tap into those, into that third eye, okay? Gemini. What is in store for Gemini's this week? You will soon discover that you're like really, really good at beatboxing. Oh, no way. I mean it. Seriously. Yeah?

Go to a mirror right now and do this. Pee-oh. So they go, pio. Oh, my God. Are you a Gemini? Bung. Honey, that was incredible. Holy molly.

You are good. Okay. Time for phase two. Oh, what's phase two? Go to TikTok. Yeah. It's almost like they were watching us earlier today. Right?

Go to TikTok right now. Okay. And record yourself saying this. What should I say? Hey, guys, be honest. What do you think of this? Wee, we, pull it, twist it.

Pop it. Boom, bonk, bonk, woh-hoo. Woo-hoo. Woo-hoo. A awful lot of speaking and deepboxing. And then,

just watch all the praise and adoration come rolling in. Naturally. Definitely leave the comments on. Okay, I can do that. Under no circumstances, should you leave

or should you put the comments off. Okay. Pretty soon, you'll be a more famous beatboxer. Yeah. Then, um, hmm. Uh, wait, I... Who? Do you know?

I don't, I don't know that I know any beatboxers. Do you know any? No. Got nothing? Okay. Uh, maybe the beatboxing guy from Panatonics. Oh, sure. Hey, there we go.

Oh, that one. Do you remember Panatonics? Jack, do you remember Pentatonics? No, what are you talking about? I have no idea what you're saying. Anyways, you'll be more famous than the beatbox guy from pentatonics. Just follow my very simple, straightforward instructions and recipe from this podcast. Hey, Jack, be honest.

Wait, listen. Jack, yeah. Be honest. Uh-huh. What do you think of this? I think someone's going to sign you because your sounds are amazing. Still going. Hunk,

Hunk. If that's why there are no famous beatboxers because they don't say Hunkhunk, like Skeeter from Doug. They don't have a signature like, that's what's missing. You're exactly right. Holy shit. You've cracked the code. And listeners, do you know the name of the beatboxer from Pentatonics?

Of course you don't. Hey. No shade. I don't. I follow them on TikTok. I couldn't. I'm like, is it the blonde guy or the red, he's blondeish, red, he's strawberry blondeish. I don't know.

I don't know what they look like. I couldn't tell you. Couldn't tell you. I got nothing. Also, you flub the pronunciation of Pentatonics on the last card, but that's okay. Oh, patentedatonic. Thank you. That's fine.

No, the moment's past, Aaron. I was so into it. I just was practicing my beatboxing. And boy, did it pay off. Listeners, thank you so very much for coming to yet another episode of Aaron is the funny one. If you've learned anything from this episode, it's do not drink buzz balls and champagne or anything else. Do not mix and match, all right? But what you should do.

You know what they should do actually? Yes. And what we should do for the next episode. Yes. Y'all should call in the hotline. Oh my gosh. At Dad Hug Me 10. Dad hug me 10.

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Yeah, what's the tea? I want to hear the drama going on in other people's lives in your life. What's going on? I want to go, I want to hear about what you did at work today. I want to hear about the shit that pissed you off today. Yeah. I want to hear about. what you think your horoscope is.

Oh, there you go. Okay. Just talk to us. I want to hear from the Gemini's. Like, how's your season going? Is it okay? Doubt it. But is it doing all right?

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