Espresso - annoying friends

Episode Date: January 21, 2021

MERCH IS SHIPPING SOON 🤞 it's an espresso ting eh??? this week Ben breaks down the annoying things your friends do (like sounding like a train when they eat) he remembers kids who passed out all the time, realizes that facebook moms are an actual army and creates the golden rule for shutting tf up. Ben reveals 1 of his 3 favorite rappers are and it's the most obvious thing ever, then explains the difference between girls and guys talking about SEX. He goes #ViViViViral and does #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that 😎 𝘿𝙈 𝙤𝙧 𝙏𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝘼𝙉𝙔 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝘽𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙙 ! (@benedictpolizzi) →→→ 𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗧𝗼 𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗲 & 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄! 𝗦𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗲 𝗮 𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗼 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗕𝗲𝗻!: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29 𝗧𝗶𝗸𝗧𝗼𝗸: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw 𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/ 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi

The Espresso Podcast is brought to you by Wave 1 Media. If you want to start your own show, visit thewave1.com. It's Late Night Spress. It's Late Night Spress. It's Late Night Spress and for some reason he's wearing jeans. And he doesn't have a hat on Who is this man? Yeah, late night stress Shout 142 He never done a bad thing in his life

What it do? He done a couple bad things But no hood rash, yeah He just rode his bike to Target Stole some sweetest fish, yeah In a Icy Just kiddin', uh He would never take those things

They were samples And if they were given to him, he would definitely say Peace Uh Duh Duh They were samples And if they were given to him He would definitely say Peace Um Duh Duh What's up? No, for real

The closest I got to taking anything when I was a kid was like Remember they had those big like Plastic containers with a bunch of candy in them? Who's not stealing those? Dude, I swear to God My dad would steal stuff out of those i'd walk around meyer with my dad like meyer like old school meyer with my dad to be like let's go get some groceries we'd need like two things and end up with like three carts full of shit you know every dad's like i just need to run to the store then they come back with like four Butterball turkeys and you're like why would we ever he's like they're on sale like we're never gonna need them

no right when we walk into Meyer when I'm kidding my dad would get a handful of prunes like that was his like Vice and I'd be like you can do that and he'd be like just once fine i was like okay why prunes they look like big roaches and he's like prunes dude prunes are just big bugs i get raisins I get raisins I get i've been off raisins, but prunes are big bugs big wet bugs I got them one time because I was like i'm gonna switch my flow up because I was smashing raisins all last summer summer 2020 Summer 2020 the summer of the raisins for your boy That's sun kiss bitch, that's my girlfriend.

That was my girlfriend last summer. Have you, like, dated anybody? Yeah, the sun made girl. Dude, that was my girl all summer. She's looking all fine with the grapes. I tried her prunes. I, like, stuck up for them for, like, ten steps down the road. And I was like...

God. for him for like 10 steps down the road and i was like god then i ate like two more than threw it away reluctantly raisins all 2021 fam drake's next song oh yeah yeah raisins oh yeah yeah they pruney but i like them they brown and I pop them in my mouth like I hut-hut-hike them. Yeah. What's up, man? Now that we got that out of the way. Shot 142. Espresso Podcast.

I'm Ben Polizzi. Remember to follow on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Cameo, all that at Benedict Polizzi. I'll be posting stuff. Thanks for listening. Remember to subscribe, rate, review. Tell your homies and homegirls. Tell the Espressos. This is fun, man.

It's a good thing we got going on. Merch update. Merch update. It's shipping to your house in probably two weeks. Sorry, dude. It's just one of those things. It's going to take a minute to produce. Dude, I don't know how you guys are like that, but like right after some people place their orders, they hit me up and they're like, when's it coming? I'm like, dude, just chill. After I i order something online i completely forget i order it i get it in the mail and i'm like oh wow what a surprise that's what i do to surprise myself i'm like guess i'll order some shoes and then completely forget about them then they'll come in the mail i'll be like yes seriously i

hate people that are like oh my god i'm gonna track my shipping every 15 minutes No I don't even know my tracking. I've never tracked a package Who knows I don't know See it when I see it But uh, the merch will be coming soon. I promise it's just it's getting made right now. Then I gotta ship it out I'll hook you guys up. Just chill chill baby girl just chill baby girl you'll get it but all right what's up why am I wearing jeans I don't know I've never really had a pair of jeans that I mess with I just really

just they're the most uncomfortable thing you ever have you ever been around somebody that sleeps in jeans you're like i will crochet a pair of sweatpants for somebody that's sleeping in jeans if you don't take off your jeans immediately when you get in the house 9-1-1 what's your emergency i don't know i have them on now because i just came back from a show so I don't have anything to change into I do feel a little more like like ready to go when I wear jeans though like after I put jeans on I'm like all right let's do it like if I was wearing sweats I'd be like jeans are like how you doing sweats are like what's up tuxedo pants are like it's really good to meet you. I posted that picture on Instagram, like, of my face, like, exploding. I had that because I honestly ate St. Elmo's cocktail sauce. Like, I do it every time, and I'm like, this is a fine amount. I know it's going to be super hot, but this is a fine amount.

Then I put it in my mouth, and I'm like, goodbye, world. I have to walk around and like say The Hail Mary in my head after I have One piece of shrimp No but I did that And I took a picture of my face And it was that You know when you're at peak brain freeze

This is the exact opposite And you're like I can't But yeah that got a lot of good comments I kind of want to read through them I said The thing it was best caption gets a kiss A lot of these made me laugh But for like unknown reasons

Hey bro You wanna choke each other for fun In the hall between classes That was such a weird little phase Everybody had a friend that did anybody have a friend that just choked themselves and tried to make himself pass out all the time like dude like seek help i love just making myself pass out like how bored you have to be to just be like just a windows 95 yourself how bored do you have to be to do this to yourself

what do you want to do my friends tonight come over bro I know we can do come over and I bro what's going going on now? We're just gonna Anytime somebody starts talking about a movie Anytime somebody starts talking about how much money they made doing something I can't stand it anytime somebody starts talking about their kids. Dude, when somebody starts talking about their kids immediately, hey, have you seen my daughter? I'm like... Why do I care?

I think in order to care about somebody else's kids, you have to have kids of your own. Oh, my God. Yeah, my son just started doing karate. And look at these pictures, me. Bye. It's always a Facebook, like a Facebook mom, you know. Facebook moms all look the same.

They're, like, kind of overweight. And they have, like, one black strip of eyeliner on. And they're, like, pretty. And they're so super talky. I'm like, ah! Facebook moms are a whole entire army.

Tid! Hut! Drink! They all sip a Diet Coke. March! March! sip of Diet Coke. March! March! Tell all

about my kids. Tell all about my kids. In my nursing job. Get in my Prius. Drink. Talk shit about my husband that I met in high school. Talk shit about my husband.

Go out with my high school best friends. get trashed, and cry about my husband. And I'm the server at their table, and this is me when they ask me for a 14th round of drinks. anyway all right let's get to the question it was i don't know why i thought of this something your girlfriend boyfriend or best friend does that sucks and you hate but you just let it slide because they're like your homie you know like everybody has something man i got a friend that's like super into country music and it's like when are you gonna change it that's the only thing that's on my mind the whole time it's like what do you want to listen to on the way to the party what do you want to listen to on the way to the party?

What do you want to listen to on the way to the party? And I'm like, just normal shit. I don't know. I'd rather listen to nothing, honestly, on the way to a party. He'd be like, pew, pew, pew, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch- It's Sunday night and I'm a little sad Don't know what's in store for me But I look on top of the flight of stairs

And my baby girl is waiting for me When somebody plays country music I gotta figure out that song now alright the question of the week what's something your best friend does or your friend does that you hate

but you let it slide because they're your friend here we go always lies about how much his clothes are oh my god i honestly kind of do that too because i don't want to like i buy the dumbest shit if somebody's like how much are those i don't want to be like uh it was like very unreasonable and i shouldn't have bought it type of amount like that's every time how much was that I'm like I'm always like probably I should probably say 40 less than it was just to make myself seem sane how much were those shoes I'm always like 150 like but there's a sale so they're 120 and

then they make a face and they're like hmm I'm like but there's another sale and they're 100 and they're like oh and I'm like but then this thing happened and they're 100 And they're like oh But then this thing happened And I saw that a part of it was like missing on the shoe So they were only 80 And he's like that's what's up And I walk away and I'm like holy fuck they're at $300 I can never tell the truth about shit that I buy Because I buy the dumbest crap

How much was that jersey bro I'm like I got it like at TJ Maxx. Crazy steal. Really bought it online with like express shipping for double the amount. To wear it on like some weird Wednesday when I'm going to Panera. And getting coffee. I just wanted to like ball out. That was Wechter Media, by the way.

Chief Zigzag. Stuff your friends do that you hate But you let it slide I got a homie that be talking to every girl He sees in one day No cap Literally try to fuck anything with a vagina And a pulse I hate guys like that dude

Guys that ask you What happened between you and a girl Are the guys that I hate guys like that, dude. Guys that ask you what happened between you and a girl are the guys that I hate. Or guys that brag about stuff they did with a girl. I'm like, all you're saying right now is that you've never had sex. That's that, dude. Dude, me and her, we like. I'm like, dude, you've only kissed. That's cute that you've only kissed up to this point.

Do not tell me what you've done with a girl. But then on the other hand, girls are completely opposite. I feel like when a girl does something with a guy, she runs off and tells all her friends every single gruesome detail. I'm like, oh, yeah, he was like this and he did this and he made this noise. And, oh, my God, before, like, he took his shoes off right when we, like every single detail. He like coughed while we were doing it. I thought it was so crazy.

And then he sneezed. Oh my God. I was like, do you have COVID? But I didn't say it, obviously. But yeah. And then we did this and then we did this. And the weirdest part, like right before he brushed his teeth. Ew.

Like, oh my God. Like, ew. Minty mouth. I call him minty mouth. I call him minty mouth. I call him Eminem now. Like, not the rapper though. If a guy ever asked me what happened between me and a girl, I'd be like,

we butterfly kissed. That's all. Our eyelashes touched. Then we went home. Sorry. Sorry. Stuff your friends do that you hate but you let it slide anyway i line back punches me in the armor leg whenever he's laughing i'm the worst person of all time with that if something's funny and we connect like you better run to louisville i will beat the

shit i will carry you around the town like it's your birthday happy birthday if we connect on a good like laugh that's strange and no one else is like we're best friends forever if we're beating the shit out of each other in a public place and laughing like i'm gonna be at your christmas dude seriously bruises and shit i've actually done that and hurt people but i'm like it's so funny that i don't give a fuck after me and you are laughing hard you better just bounce see ya start your car stuff your friends do that you hate but you let it slide because they're your friends matt gibbons when you're blatantly trying to get off of a facetime call and they just keep going on to other stories i don't get how people

can't like see that you're done talking if that happens to me and they're like all right i'm like see you bye bye bye bye bye bye don't even say bye to me just go you ever have somebody talk to you for so long that you think they're kidding you're like this cannot be this cannot be the real thing and then when they finally like are like all right i'll see you later it's like kind of rude and you're like did i say something then you start feeling bad that they just wasted 40 minutes of your time like once somebody looks at their phone bye that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it the golden rule of shutting the fuck up when you're talking to someone they look at their phone or they break eye contact with you drive I've tried Louisville. Luke Santa. Stuff your friends do that you hate, but you let it

slide because they're your friends. I swear to God, every single one of my closest friends doesn't know how to breathe normally when they eat. It sounds like they're in the middle of a marathon when they're eating a bowl of cereal. I sound like a goddamn train when I eat. I sound like a goddamn train when I eat My nose is whistling and shit You know you're comfortable with somebody When you can just eat like a savage in front of them Girls always eat with their hand over their mouth I'm like come on dude

Seen you naked Whoops Seen worse naked. Whoops. Seen worse than you eating sushi. Brian Price, 12. Stuff your friends do that you hate, but you let it slide because they're your friends. Always have a friend who can't be the one playing music with either a few of us or a large group.

I swear, when bluetooth wasn't a thing and we had an auxiliary cord to play music i think he carried one with him or had like one up his ass or something i hate it always has to be a dj damn i was that guy too i really thought i was like an auxiliary dj at one point in my like college. I was like, I know the songs. All right. Okay. That's what I thought. And go on to play like a Tyga song for real though. People hate on Tyga. Tyga is my favorite rapper. What's your baggage? Tyga is my favorite rapper. Okay. I know the songs. All right. So just trust me on this one. Just let me handle it. This is the only song I played.

This. I love Tyga, bro. I swear to God, he's my favorite rapper. Like, if I'm being dead serious, Tyga's like in my top three. He's so nigga yeah i did it and it can't be undone like who has that voice listen to this voice listen to this like seriously just listen i know i know i've heard taiga listen i'm the cream of the crop and i know you want some

no way no one has that voice i've been growing with the money since young money. Dude. What if you really just talked like that? Sir, would you like to donate $5 to the St. Jude's Children Fund? Tyga's just like... Tyga, you know a date is coming up, right? Tyga's like, yeah. What's your plans?

What is it, huh? What is it? You don't remember my special day? And he's like, Tyga. Top three. Not ashamed. Tyga.

Every song sounds like that, though. Every Tyga song sounds like that. I don't care if you're like a hip-hop enthusiast like the first time you heard this though yeah bro you're like what is that my uncle could have been like in a car and just like flip he might have been scanning does anyone scan radio stations anymore and he scans one more time and all he hears is this he slows down the car that's the next tiktok trend play this sound in front of your parents and see if they're like what was that you know that song's about to be fucking tight that song's lame rack city i swear God, every time I walk into Starbucks.

Every time I talk to a girl but I don't stutter. When I flip the lights on in my apartment and the fan doesn't go on too. The most lame shit ever. When I floss, brush, and take my contacts out before bed and I lay there and it's like a reasonable time and I shut my eyes. When I jog and my leg doesn't hit my other leg. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay. Let's do a couple more.

I'm the cream of the crop and you bitches want some. Stuff your friends do that you hate but you let it slide because they're your friends rocco underscore p i hate when my friend tells me about their dreams i don't care what happened to you and you're not real make-believe imagination scenario that doesn't matter affect me it's the realest shit he's ever read oh my god oh my god when somebody tells me about their dreams the number one answer right when someone starts oh my god i had this dream last night oh my god i had this dream last night everybody within a two foot radius. I'm the cream of the crop and you bitches want some.

Okay. Let's go viral, viral, viral. Hashtag don't trust people who. I'm sorry, but I don't trust anybody that's like super religious. People that go to church, I'm even like, uh. Once you get to a certain age, it's like, just talk to God.

All right? You don't need to go and like worship. Worship. And you especially don't need to put it in your social media. I'm just going to start putting my like my faith in my social media Saint Rock parishioner how weird would that be when people post about like their church all the time I'm like like the one thing that you you wouldn't want to brag about is that right I go to church me I go to church when I have sex.

Who are you trying to impress? Oh my god, she's so faithful. Hashtag four words for my age. Four words for my age. Will you preheat? Preheat the oven. I text my roommate like five times a month. And four out of the five, I'm like, yo, will you preheat the oven i text my roommate like five times a month and four out of the five i'm like yo will you preheat for me question mark and then if the fifth one is like a picture of a

leather couch that we'll never buy but we're like this would be tight hashtag immature things i have done literally when someone still says come I'm like I don't laugh at the fact that it's that word I just laugh at the fact that like you said that like I like I won't laugh but if I like if I like look up and someone looks at me then I'm like all right we're best friends but let's laugh in like two minutes. It's so funny. It is still funny. It is. It is. It is.

Sorry. Yeah. And then you know what? He came too. I'm like, oh, God. Like, bro. Word choice. It's still like worth a look around the room to see if anybody else is on your page

because if we make eye contact and start laughing just go ahead and drive to louisville hashtag strange and unusual hobbies. Do I have any? No. Do I want any? Absolutely not. My strange and unusual hobbies. I don't do anything unusual.

I really should, though. I sing to bunnies. I don't know. That's kind of a hobby. But that's like a thing, you know? Who doesn't? If you see a bunny and you don't sing to it, you're fucked up.

If you see a bunny and you don't react, you're insane. Every time I've ever seen a bunny, I'm like, holy shit. I act like it's a goddamn T-Rex. Dude, bunnies are... And yeah, I still call them bunnies. Immature shit that I do.

Still call them bunnies. Rabbits? I've seen a rabbit like god be more psycho did you see that rabbit i'm like you definitely kill like 30 rabbits a year if you say rabbit that's it hashtag a blessing in disguise i swear to god but i used to think it was a blood like somebody was like it's a blessing in disguise and i was like wow that is such a like large compliment i was like that is an amazing he just said it was a blessing in the skies i was like you must have really changed your life And then I saw it written out and I was like I think I said it like twice before I saw it. I was like wow those shoes are available. Wow. You got those shoes Oh my god, that's a blessing in the skies Oh my god, they were open

No way and you got that's a blessing in disguise. Those two people I talked to were probably like... We gotta go. Hashtag Explain the opposite sex poorly. Explain the opposite sex poorly. Cheese. That's poorly Cheese That's it That's the end

Cheese Name one girl That doesn't like cheese Do it Do it One That's it Even if they're lactose intolerant

They're like fuck I'm gonna take three of my pills So I can down this fucking charcuterie So I can down this fresh schmatz Alright Holy shit dude Those two days. Tuesday.

National Popcorn Day. Remember popcorn reading in school? That's the only... I don't want to talk about real popcorn because I'll talk about it for 125 minutes. That divided popcorn you get for Christmas? I know you don't want it But guess what You're eating it

And I know you don't want to admit it But yeah The cheese is the best one I know you think the caramel is But guess what It's overwhelming And the plain is pretty good But you're like

I always eat plain popcorn So the cheese is the best And that's That Thursday pretty good but you're like i always eat plain popcorn so the cheese is the best and that's that thursday national granola bar day you ever eat so many granola bars your jaws dude i on the way to this show i did tonight i ate a cliff bar and a kind bar back to back and i couldn't even feel my goddamn face it only happens at random times like i'll smash like 10 granola bars and be like oh god it was good but sometimes i'll just eat one and i'll be like i'm about to have a lock jaw from this

from this kind bar from this luna bar how do you get such a strong jawline? I just sit at home and eat chewy bars all day. Oh, it's so sexy. Thursday, National Hugging Day. There was always some girl that always wanted to hug you, like, in middle school and shit. Remember that? Remember hugging was, like,

the hugest deal? That was, like, the only way you could, like, show affection or something without like getting in trouble at our school like if you had a girlfriend you'd like hug her on friday and be like that was our kiss you ever give somebody a side hug and they like get offended like that's my style ew you're not gonna like full hug me i'm like you're not my uncle on christmas we're literally leaving einstein bagels like i don't have to make out with you right here you side hug me i'm like bro yeah it's just like not

that big of a deal like it still means a lot to me like it's a tight side hug like it's not like a loose like but hugging when we were younger was such the sex move. You hug somebody and crack their back, it's like, yeah. Think about that. It's so fucked. Friday! Friday! Oh, National Squirrel Appreciation Day Thursday

I don't really have any appreciation for squirrels I guess squirrels kind of don't really bother anybody If squirrels were like going through your trash and shit It'd be one thing But squirrels don't really do anything that weird And they're like not bad looking You ever see a squirrel like in the south though? It's like the

size of a wood chip and squirrels in the midwest you're like does that have a collar on it is that we need to knock some doors and see who lost their goddamn dog come here come here it would like literally come to you too come here nuts you ever watch a squirrel eat a nut and just think holy shit they've never been Come here, nuts. You ever watch a squirrel eat a nut and just think, holy shit, they've never been more in the zone. Every time I see a squirrel eating a nut, like on a power line, I'm like, hey, have you ever had food? It's like me eating at Chipotle. If I haven't eaten like all day and I eat Chipotle, I look exactly like a squirrel eating a nut. I'm like.

You know that weird noise it makes when they're scratching their teeth on it, that's me. Let's go to Chipotle All right, where you gonna sit? Right here. Okay, this is gonna be so good Like squatting on the seat too Friday Celebration of life day The cereal though Not the actual thing The fact that it was called life Like hey

It better be fucking good What should we call it? Um Uh Wheat shreds How about Square yums? Nah, I got something better.

What? Hexagons? Nah. Deeper than that. Um, shit. Um. Hashtags. Nope. Nope, nope, nope, nope.

Mm-mm. I got one better for you. Let's call it existence. So dramatic for cereal. What are you doing with your life? Saturday, National Handwriting Day Let's not even get into that I was thinking about it though

Like guys have the worst handwriting But like If a guy's ever broken up with a girl Like guys To the fellas You definitely write a letter You just do It's like in a guy's DNA

You're like man I need to be sincere as possible I'm gonna hand write this letter The girl has to see it and be like Okay I can't read this shit at all And thank you bye Prove my point Sunday National compliment day

National compliment day I give like the Sunday. National Compliment Day. National Compliment Day. I give like the strangest people compliments. I can't hold back. If I see somebody with nice shoes, it's a wrap, dude. I'm talking about them. Oh, dude, this is weird. I'll tell anyone that they smell good. I can walk by like the most random group of people i'm like you smell

good and they're like thanks somebody that smells good is fucking fabulous though people that smell good will take over your life bro that is such a thing looking good is one thing but if somebody if somebody looks gross and they smell good i'm like well there couldn't be something there literally like you could be a ugly beast and smell good and i'd be like i wonder what their instagram is i always get like stuck on one smell for some reason when i'm picking out deodorant like if I go away from my smell for like one round of new deodorant I'm like I can't I gotta find my stuff my stuff everybody knows I smell like old spice Fiji they know that that's like my thing like no one can even smell deodorant and I spent seven and a half years picking it out I'm like

I'm like sitting down on the deodorant aisle floor like tossing deodorant over my head. Perspirant, antiperspirant, perspirant, antiperspirant. Have you ever seen the deodorant that's antiperspirant but not deodorant or vice versa, deodorant but not antiperspirant? They're like, oh, you smell good. See you later. You wave to them.

It's full pit stain. See ya. When people have pit stains, it's just shocking. I'm like, damn, bro. Why is that still the most embarrassing thing to me? Pit stains. When somebody raises their arms and they have pit stains, I'm like, holy fucking shit, you're a monster. Will you get it together? Pit stains are so... Pit stains in pictures. Nothing worse.

That should have been, like, the first, like, Photoshop tool. Red eye and pit stains. Pit stains. Brad Pitt. Okay, Brad Pitt. I'd rather have my fucking... I'd rather have my dick out than a pit stain. I'd rather be showing my full ass than have a pit stain, dude.

Ew, he's gross. Like, imagine putting a pit stain as your profile picture and just being like, whatever, I don't know, it's just me. Like, yeah, it's just you and you smell like shit. All right.

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