Espresso - BENNY & JOEY ARE REUNITING?

Episode Date: September 23, 2022

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What were we talking about? Oh, okay. So the video where Joey was the coach interview at halftime and I was like the state trooper. On the back end of that video when Joey was running away, he slipped and people were like, oh, the fake slip. No, he actually just fucking almost ate it on happy shit in the backyard. That was way too natural.

I like to consider myself a pretty decent actor. You are good. I could not do that that naturally no it was it'd be close though because you're good at that you somehow know how to like thanks man i actually took a photo of said shit that i slipped in and there's just it looks like it looks like you know that training drill where you do like the skis and you like ski through something you know what i mean that's what it looks like on the camera i'll show if we can no glare it's this camera right right over there yeah right there i mean i'm trying not to get the glare but there it is

like you see the little bit of the full turd still but then you see the point where my shoe stepped and then just immediately skied that's a slip right there that's a slip shit slip shit slip shit but uh that guy's running shit that guy he's not running in shit he's running yeah he's walking he's got his shit together hair slick back running meetings for sure you can always tell by the way they walk man on a monday too no less wearing black dress pants and like a nice button down shirt. When you wear something slick on a Monday, like you got, you got it going on. You're in some big business meetings. Yeah, man.

Everybody's slumming on Monday, no matter what. Especially after your team loses, you know, like an indie right now. Right? Like the Colts are just absolutely sucking ass. Yeah. So that's just perfect excuse. Everybody looked like this guy across the way, you know, shirt off, just not giving a shit.

Even the weather's like, ah, fuck the ah fuck the cold sauce dude this weather right now makes me want to watch hocus pocus and eat peanut m&ms oh my god this is per it's like dude me and wyatt say all the time it's like we indiana has another state's weather we're always like oh we're in another beautiful day in south carolina it just feels this is perfect for this this should be the weather every monday forever i'd be cool with that even a little bit of rain cloudy like 75 come on it's a perfect for what you said i tweeted about it shorts long sleeve let's go i know look at me wearing these what are they they're like khaki they're like khaki every time i wear these you geek out bro oh yeah dude it's coach you're making the transition into your later form of life yeah like the coach shorts on like the nike dry fit golf shorts i'm

gonna see you like i won't see you again for like six months it'll be like march 2023 you'll show up you'll have loafers no socks with khakis on hot jacket with a team logo right here i'm like well okay coach p tigers coach p transition complete loading loading loading what's going on man world traveler fucking world famous ben palizzi i'm not shit this is great yeah wow it's good good a couple of weekends had vegas with nikki and then jmshark New York last weekend. It's cool, man. Times Square. Different. A lot of street content.

Remember that time that we went to Times Square randomly when you were in New York with me? Oh, yeah. It was fun. It was like pouring down rain, but we were still having so much fun just because we could go into H&M and Nike outlet and Times Square. Anytime I do anything, I'm like, oh, you know Nike outlet and the fucking Times Square anything anytime I do anything I'm like oh but the Nike outlet I'm pretty sure this could be like Dubai I'd be like yeah let's go to Foot Locker this Jordan hat that I have on actually we got in Times Square it was like a transition from the old black Jordan hat to the new one I put it on and Ben was like yeah it's the one I was like that's

that's a new dawn it's a new day what's up yeah, it's a one. I was like, all right. That's it. That's it. It's a new dawn. It's a new day. What's up, Big Ten Network? That was cool. That was fun. So I was just working out at the Rasskeller. By the way, did you go there this morning? I've been doing the home workouts with the kid, you know, not with the kid, but since I have the kid. Oh, yeah.

I've just been getting up and just ripping, like, 200 push-ups and, like, you know, some BS ab stuff. But I'm like, hey, push-ups. Push-ups are, are i mean people were doing that in like the egyptian times and they'll do it now and you'll you'll get just as jacked same shit it's it's like it's like the perfect workout that and pull-ups yes pull-ups i'm a little i'm a little bitch i can't do pull-ups i'm not to that point yeah they're they're they never get easier you're talking to the the push-up king over here bro i'll I'll just be sitting around. I'll knock 20 out right now.

I swear to God. Just randomly, he'll hit 20. Well, that's the best part, right? I mean, it's like a commercial break. You're watching football. Commercial break, knock out 10-20. Do that every commercial break for the first half. You're at 200 easily.

It's a coffee, bro. It's a human form of coffee. You just wake up. Everything's better. Everything's good. Yeah, you do get that little sweat, though. It's a human form of coffee. You just wake up. Everything's better. Everything's good. Yeah, you do get that little sweat, though. Yeah, you do. But it is like we're in fully into football season where the weekends, right?

It's like for me, at least, I'm just consumed with nothing but sitting on my ass and watching football and then eating. Oh, that sucks. You got to fucking get moving a little bit. I'm watching football Saturday, Sunday. And then, of course like you know last yesterday the family comes over for the steelers game you know my brother so your house is the football house well we're making it more so so just because of of the boy you know like we're more making it and we got a pretty nice setup like you know mounted big screen on there right

it's in a nice spot right it's like a nice where you can l shape it's in the corner everybody's got a good view right we get the double screen It's like a nice where you can L-shape. It's in the corner. Everybody's got a good view, right? We get the double screen going. There's like some tiling behind it. Yeah. Yeah, right. And so yesterday, you know, we had like, it was like, you know, Mexican buffet, right? Brother-in-law makes the queso.

We got the beef tacos and chicken tacos, chips and salsa, which is all great. But then last night, about 6.05, I'm, you know know drunk off sadness with the loss from my stealers yeah and then also on top of that i've had like six helpings of queso you know a couple tacos so i'm like a little depression scoop right so now i'm sitting there man my titties are flopping like i was in the same boat bro i feel like i got double chin going on i'm like man i need to get up tomorrow morning i need to do like 300 push-ups yeah it's good shit you run ever no i always eat like shit and i'm like yeah i'll just put on some muscle i'm like i'm not getting rid of any of the fat i just put in my body bro i'm not right but i did here when one of the reasons why i'm so big on push-ups too is i was listening to an interview with howard stern and

jonah hill yeah and it was skinny jonah hill era right and of course howard stern just like now how how the fuck do you lose all this weight i mean when the fuck does that go right and so Jonah Hill he's just like yeah they told me you know my trainer told me do like 100 push-ups a day and I'll just lose weight what literally just did 100 push-ups a day for every day I don't know and he just lost that's it I mean I'm sure like he wasn't just gorging himself with pizza and Big Macs you know you have to like church or eat a little bit better too but like he said straight up doctor told me or my trainer told me just do 100 push-ups every single day and you'll lose the weight you know so stern's

not yeah i can't do i can't do two push-ups you know what i mean he's going crazy about it and then jonah hill said yeah just do that and so i was like all right well at least i'll just knock out some push-ups and i'll you know my shoulders my chest will feel better maybe lose some weight in my face everything amazing push-ups bro yeah i'm liking the glasses for you i always like when you wear the glasses it makes me feel like cozy really yeah it makes me feel like we're just kind of like hanging because it was a it was a yeah it's a it's really i think that's it because whenever you usually are it's like 2 a.m. at your apartment, and we're editing a video, and we're wine drunk.

And so it's like, this is good. It's chill. When you don't got the glasses, I'm like, oh, man. This is a big purchase. I was going between five pairs. I like that. Just pulled the trigger on the Harry Potters. Glasses purchase, huh?

Yeah. Talk about a freaking nightmare. What do I want to do? Are these going to be out of style? Exactly. What do I want to look like? The color, right? I got like brown frames.

I usually wear black. Crazy. So I'm like, does that throw off? Do I need to get the black frames to match what I normally wear? Is it like wearing black and navy blue? Some shit like that. Right. That's a tough call.

Brown shoes, black belt, that kind of thing. Uh-huh. Did you send like 18,000 pictures to your sisters? Yes. Yeah. And it was between three and i was like i like the circle frames circle frames and the other two options i had were too much like the last pair i had i was like let's change it up a little bit i do keep getting the

harry potter though but whatever circle frames are in circle frames are in at least so your boy frankie yeah my son man he's three weeks old tomorrow. Dude, he's so chill. I've seen him like twice now. Doesn't make a sound. Yeah, he is, man. He sleeps big time. He sleeps big time during the day. Luckily, we're on kind of like a three.

It's almost like pit stops, man. It's like IndyCar. Like at nighttime, right? It's like, okay, how many? What's the strategy here tonight, Frank? Are we waking up four times? We do a four pit stop night. Are we doing three, right?

Maybe we'll get two. We'll stretch it out and we'll get like, you know, two four and a half hour stints of sleep. Those are crazy nights. You follow what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. You wake up and you like can't believe he's still asleep type shit. Right, yeah.

Like last night was like a three stopper. Like I'd say... Not bad, pretty average type right yeah like last night was like a three like a three stopper like i'd say not bad pretty average it was like as last feeding i don't know nine eleven o'clock we change them right we get some sleep it's about two a.m i wake up i change them again and then burpee boy and then it was um about five a.m i got up and changed again so it's three stops so i had about you know three three and a half hour stints of sleep not good five thirty a.m we got the queen being buried, right? Throw that coverage on. Start the week. Damn.

Has there ever been a full night's sleep? No. I think there ever... Nah. Maybe in like a couple months or something like that. Yeah, man. I mean, right now, like I said, it's just about three weeks. It'll be three weeks when this comes out.

And he's just like, it's true. These newborns, man, everybody's just like, well, you know, they just sleep, shit, and eat. And they're like, yeah, that newborns man they everybody's just like well you know they just sleep shit and eat and they're like yeah that's really what they do everybody says it's a nightmare though it's i mean we're lucky right because like with what i do i can be home and so it's not just all on rye and like she doesn't have to worry about work or anything either so like we're we're lucky in that stance where we can just kind of tag team it pretty pretty easily no babysitter right yeah so and also you know it's my mom's first grandchild grandchild so she's like she's high wants to see him every single day pretty much has which is great really should i come over yeah she'll come over or you know we'll go there or something and

i don't know yeah i took him down to bloomingtonton with us. It was fun. It was good for Big Ten Network. That was wild, man. I mean, you were on, like, live TV is a different beast. Yeah, there's, like, so many cameras. I'm like, is all this necessary, actually? So many cameras, so many lights, and so many people wearing headsets that you're like, why the fuck are you even here?

I'm like, half of these people are fake. They're a scam. Dude, but it's so nice to not have to worry about like the audio, the fucking, is it going to clip? Like there's just people like that are dialed in, dude. They're doing everything. And luckily for us, because we're used to doing why it does, you know, pretty much everything, right?

But still, something's always bound to fuck up. And it's just so good that it's not in your hands. Yeah, exactly. I just grabbed them. And I think you'll appreciate this right so they they uh the people on before me and the guys who are hosting my call and everything from big 10 like they had the headset mic you know with like the little wrap in their ear and then the mic the mic that went right here oh yeah it's like you're like you can't see it right and i was like to the audio guy i was like man you think i can get a stick mic and he

was like you want one i said yeah no way he said yeah we can make that happen because i got that i got the handheld stick mic man i was like no i'm doing i want the stick mic i want to be able to like i feel too much like a preacher like if you have one of those things on you're like okay now today we're gonna focus on motivation and how to make your life better right like or it's just like pull around a window to big Mac yeah exactly so I was like not give me the thing they give me the my want to hold it you know I want to feel more in control as I knew they're gonna make me do impressions and stuff so I was like I don't know I just feel like I can kind of like yeah get into it don't know to do with your hands yeah exactly

when you have the heads exactly yeah so uh but yeah man it's literally like you know how everybody says like that meme that goes around it's like the duck you know be like the duck because you know above water and everybody thinks it's calm but below water right going crazy that's what live tv is like you're you you and the people who are hosting or whatever on camera you're sitting there and you're you know smiling everything but behind there's 18 million people running every which way doing all sorts of things like yeah it's it's a nightmare for everybody that's not like in front of the camera oh my god i'm always like wow you guys actually like good for you for wanting to do this because when i was like in school like trying to study that shit i don't want to this is how you wrap the cord around i'm like dude i don't give

a shit about the cord bro the cord this is what today's lesson's on the fucking cord okay i'm like i'm good on all that the cord the audio mixer board or whatever hey have more knobs dude sitting in one of those director's rooms on live tv when they're like all right and take two okay ready camera three take three ready camera four take four give me four can i have five can i get five overhead take five insane you're like an auctioneer back there i'm like i don't want that stress and anxiety all the buttons bro i'm like are we flying a plane there that's it's insane too is like a lot of people i think will be like man i don't know i could never you know be like on camera like in live tv right and like talking i'm like you think that's bad going to

the truck and like see what those oh the truck outside with the satellite i'm like what the fuck is why do we need this you're pressing one wrong button you're going to world war three like nah man just take the mic go there, and just talk about bullshit. All you have to do is just be like, yeah, I don't really know how they're going to take care of their offensive line. I'm real worried up front, and the people in the back are pissing 18 million buttons, fixing the audio. Six guys in a van.

Are we breaking into a world-famous casino or just getting audio from the fucking left tackle on the Colts? Right. Is this Ocean's Eleven or Big Ten Tailgate? Oh, God. Jesus. Those vans are insane. I never wanted to step into one.

You remember like... I've been in one. Well, that's what I was about to say, dude. Internship. Yeah, like intern stuff or like when you're like job shadowing to try to like get connections or whatever. You're like, yeah, we'll like show you the truck. I'm good.

I don't want to see the truck. Fuck truck fuck the truck man i don't need that stress i think it's so crazy like when they're when somebody's getting interviewed like a player on like like an nba team or some some shit there's like fucking 15 people oh yeah with microphones in his i'm like how about just one microphone send it out to him hey you guys airdrop on send it to you we can make this easier 14 iphones in this guy's mouth no one's listening to they're all just waiting to ask their question and then they fight over who gets to ask a question right the whole time and like you have to see that's yeah that now we're getting like nitty gritty like media shit i don't know if any i feel like people would probably well i feel like people would be like oh well, you know, they're

interested right a lot of dudes even some chicks out there like oh yeah, I don't always wonder how that works, but it's like you go into like the Colts locker room or wherever right and like there's this there's these weird like unspoken rules right like like the the two guys who have covered the team for 30 years always get like front and center no matter what what, like that's their unspoken thing. Then like you have like Taylor Tana bomb of the world who has her like big TV camera behind her and like, you know,

she's a lady, right? So there's like, she gets kind of front and center too. And then like you have the beat reporters who are like kind of the cooler, cocky young guys who like they also like if they work for TV, no, just like covering them online and stuff like

there's a packing order of how it goes right and like you don't step in there and then you know or else the energy is totally off and then like they're all kind of looking at you and right and then they'll go they'll go talk shit about you behind your back like there's not more drama than in like tv across the media in general drama is it's it's literally like being in a locker room like that it's literally like high school the channel 13 like you got the nudge in my arm in there i'm like dude shut the fuck up and just get the audio right you have the different scrums and stuff too right like they're waiting so you have like a few of the guys over here who are again like the

younger ones who are kind of like thinking they're hot shit on twitter and you know they're chatting it up making fun of stuff you go in there they're like who the fuck is the new guy yeah then you have that like hot lady reporter that you're like you don't want to talk to her is that her from channel 13 you don't want to talk to her because then she's like is this guy hitting on me or like what's that you know what i mean yeah then there's that whole story and the media girls look so like done up i'm like how do you guys look this good every day right the media girl looks so done up and then you have like the guy who's been covering the team for 28 years who literally looks like literally looks like he just left the kitchen at mcdonald's it's always so true like like grease just dripping down him, like shirt on top.

What's happening to you? It feels like he writes every story on a fucking typewriter. But everybody just knows. Oh yeah, Chappy gets front and center. That's always a nickname for the big dog. The guy that's been around forever. He's been in the game for a while. Yeah, yeah.

He's been on ESPN a few times. Old Wellesley, you know. Don't step on his dare door. Gotta fucking end it in an IE or Y. Schmitty. Damn, man. Or when like a player comments on you because you're like they're used to the setup right so then when there's like a new face you know they're like

oh you know the one who has like a little bit more personality of a player like a freak like andrew like who would just be like i i'm not useful senior like you know then the story's about you right then everybody's actually you know what i'll just uh go kill myself so that the pecking Then the story's about you, right? Then everybody's making fun of you. Actually, you know what? I'll just go kill myself. Dude, the pecking order for asking questions in an interview is so weird to me. Right when the player's done finishing a question or an answer or whatever, the next guy's like, so what'd you think about?

Oh, they fight over it? How did you? Yeah, yeah. You have to just literally just freaking put your head down and talk over people you know like oh man how do they know when the players like or the coach is done answering a question this is this turned into a media class that's like the feel you know yeah i mean like and again you're just not like so i think yeah that's where we should have gone third down and right when he starts the word down, somebody's like, so I didn't think of the fourth quarter of the drive. And then it's third and two.

I'm just like, oh, my. Yeah. It's. And the people answering the questions, the players in the country answering the questions, like, don't give any actual information. So it's like, why are we doing this at all? Don't give any information. And it's so funny, too.

I've like, I think I've done a sketch about this before. But like. Just beating around the bush. Like, you'll. You're in these situations, next time you're watching your team's press conference, of your coach or your quarterback or whoever, listen to the questions,

and you'll be able to tell what the job is that that person who's asked the question is doing. So if somebody's like, on third and two there, you went with the 12 package and you decided not to, and to get real nitty gritty with it, that person is probably a beat writer who like writes stories and covers that team daily. Then you get to the question of somebody who's just like, yeah, Andrew.

All smooth and shit, a TV guy. Oh, yeah, Andrew, A home opener this weekend. What do you have to say to the crowd who's going to be in there bringing some noise on Sunday? That's a TV person, right? Because they want that clip. They want the clip. 6 p.m. news.

6 p.m. 30-second sports thing. And now, hey, we'll go to Charlie Clifford. And thenlie's just like tugged with the quarterback and uh he had this you know and then it's just like he's ready to be fired up uh yeah it'll be great to you know have the fans out there and we're super excited it's such a scam dude that's the nitty gritty baby that's the nitty gritty on uh behind the scenes so we're using indie examples for the national audience out there because that's an itty gritty on uh behind the scenes so we're using indie examples for the national audience out there because that's where we're based and that's what we've experienced but it's

the same everywhere yeah same shit same shit but yeah that internship was wild that's how i know anything about media coverage just because i was an intern for a sports station for like a year funniest shit ever crazy the dude the amount of getting ready that had to happen dude to be on camera for 18 seconds i wasn't even on camera i was the intern i still had to like look like it was all everything we did was fake we'd go to like a westfield fishers girls basketball game and i'd be in front of the camera and be like oh who gives a shit dude but i'd always try to make it funny because i was like i don't want to be like every goddamn reporter on tv so i'd be like tonight's ladies night and what's her face is in the vip with 12

points and two assists or something like that yeah and it came off even more corny but but the best part of that shit which i should i should probably repost dude you'd better i did you should but that was when i knew that I couldn't have a real job. Like when my sports director for the internship was like, Hey, Ben, you need to make a highlight reel like you would for a football season. You would cut up your best plays, put them together right and send them to schools well we need you to do that for uh for uh for uh for uh for uh your internship so you do that for uh the golf outing all right right take your best clips smash them together put that on youtube and i'll watch it give you some feedback and we'll go from there and i was putting all the clips together and i was like this shit is

so boring oh man yeah so carmel won their 24th uh state championship in a row and that's a new record so yeah go hounds and then i had a bunch of bloopers i set aside that were like just fucking so dumb and i put a highlight tape together highlight whatever thing together for that and i was like this is this is what i want to do i want to be a professional idiot yeah yeah never forget those moments when you say why the heck did i want to do this ever in the first place i know man i don't know wait these guys talking about this who gives a shit right right well i mean i just don't think the offense has it in them i really don't uh i think that when you look at uh okay yeah has it in them okay how do you know dude and then when the play like the dude and then the players think they're such a dork, man.

The players roll their eyes so hard. Dude, oh, my God. My dad will listen, dude. It's so funny to be in the car with my dad when sports radio is on because he's like every single thing. He's like, after the break, I'll tell you why the Colts, why I think the Colts will be 0-3 this weekend. My dad's like, after the break, I'll tell you why the Colts, why I think the Colts will be 0-3 this weekend. My dad's like, after the break, who the hell are you? Why am I waiting?

Right, right, right. Why am I waiting for that? Through the commercials, I can't wait to hear. What are you going to say that everybody hasn't already said 18 billion times? The Colts, yeah, I just don't think they're going to be able to get any pressure on Patrick Mahomes. Oh, yeah? Really? Okay. I'm taking that one to the bank, baby. All Sports Talk Radio is is ways for guys to be able to small talk to each other at other venues. It is. You take what you listen to on Sports Talk Radio, and then when you're at work, at lunch, at the office, at a meeting, in the break room, you just say what those people say or at your father-in-law's with your dad.

But you make it sound like you thought of it. For sure. I mean, me and you, that's like our cowherd brain, right? Like we did that for years until it was just like, who cares? Like let's talk about maybe their uniforms and like. Just stuff nobody talks about. But it's true, dude. Sports radio is just prep for guys in conversations outside of...

Like in the outside world. 100%. And that's like subconscious... Like people don't realize it, but subconsciously, that's what it is. Who gives a shit? Yeah. Like if dudes listen to this right now, stop and think about it. If they're like flipping over

from like you know their local like uh marty and mike in the evenings right mush marty like who's marty and who's mush that's all i think about the whole time the jock and the bench warmer on the fan right like you're switching over from that you'll be like yeah i am listening to that just so it can kind of just be like i don't know man i don't know i don't know if they'll have uh the protection like dude come on shut the fuck up i hate all of it i know but yeah we should listen to it right after this hey i find myself just like it's comforting it's like relaxing to listen to sports radio i turn on the car i'm like i see, it's comforting. It's like relaxing to listen to sports radio. I turn on the car.

I'm like, I see what they're talking about. It's comforting as shit. Comforting as shit. My dad's always like, man, I can't stand Dockage. I'm like, you listen to him. You've listened to him every day for six years, bro. He's getting on my nerves. Okay.

Let me know in eight years. Bro, I think that's every dad. They just can't put him down. They just can't put them down they just can't put the doc my dad loves docket and it's turned him into like the biggest hater ever because docket just is like a professional hater he's good at it but like my dad just hates on everything except for your dad every dad is a hater low key they love no see my dad like he'll he'll listen to like the nitty gritty x's and o's podcast and then he'll be like joe i'm telling you my guys they've been saying this running back

he the change of pace that he brings in the offense i'm like yeah i don't know dad we're still rushing for like 42 yards a game i don't think it's doing anything and then i get to do that with my son, hopefully. Actually, I hope my son just like... What is your son going to do, man? I don't know. I hope my son is just like the complete opposite of me in some ways. I hope he's just in theater in high school and doesn't even give a rip about sports. And I can just be like, yeah, way to go, son.

Excited for you. I don't have to jockck around with fucking dads you're usually the complete opposite of your dad i am anyway well kind of but see i'm like pretty much the exact same mold as my dad so i'm like wondering if we're going to continue that trend or not the fifth bro frankie the fifth no so we'll see but being a dad's really super cool everything that everybody says you know i just look at him and i'm like how the fuck are you here this is wild how did that happen that happened okay uh-huh yeah man hey uh let's throw it back a little bit like some og espresso you want to go wow yeah never want to-va-va. Wow, yeah.

Never want to do anything more. All right. Hashtag that's my cosplay, which makes me think. Man, I got a lot for this. Bro, what are you going to do for Halloween? Does that cross your mind? It's crossed my mind like four times. I've been to like four Spirit Halloweens.

Oh, my God. You know, that Spirit Halloween near us, it really came about like very very early like weirdly early but i didn't i didn't hate it i was like i want to go in there i mean we're talking like august spirit halloween was up you got to go early now but yeah you do because you're going on it gets wiped and then they start jacking up their prices. Online, you try to buy like a scream mask. It's like 200 bucks.

Stupid. Right. Exactly. And like that's where me and Ben really go and get all of our props for all of our videos. It's Spirit Halloween. Party City. Or Party City. Dream job. Dream job. Yeah. Halloween. Oh, absolutely, man. I'mlloween has like it's really risen we're talking

on the holiday chart oh we're talking like media power rankings like every podcast has like their tier talk or like their top five list like we used to like everybody has one right like it's the best it's halloween's up there yeah and it's so funny as my sister and my brother-in-law hate halloween i'm like i don't even like i i think they think because of like the partying and stuff i'm like it's not even that dude i just love the feeling feel dude it's the weather it's it's getting there it's it's it's just like your uh your appetizer to the oh yeah and all the shit that we love we're like on like cbs nfl they'll have like with like ghosts the fox robot like the fox robot

like raking leaves yes that's what it's all about it's not about dressing up as austin powers and blacking out your buddies for two straight weekends same costume two weekends in a row how about when halloween's like on that weird like day and you don't know what weekend to celebrate it it's like on a wednesday and you you don't know what weekend to celebrate it. It's like on a Wednesday and you're like so is it the weekend before or after always before always before and there's always the guy in the group that's trying to do

it after as well dressing up for Halloween after Halloween every friend group. Yeah, every friend group has like if the Halloween's on a Tuesday, I think it might be on. I think it's on a Monday this year, right? That's the weekend right there boom weekend before that's it but there's always the one in the friend group that's like hey we can still do like you know we're gonna have the halloween bash the next weekend because that weekend's gonna be full i'm like nope missed it

missed it done bro not dressing up in november put the costume ew yeah november 3rd throwing on fucking bumblebee outfit for what three blind mice in november kill me how many girls did that in college oh my god three blind mice they're still doing it bro there's like three costumes for girls right so we spice girls number one costume for girls right so let's get julia we we have our sunglasses on and that means we're the blind mice yeah but you don't have anything else on right but we're the blind mice because we have the glasses on or you know we have way too many girls in our group this year why don't we just be M&Ms? All right, cosplay. What is this?

What does that mean? What are you going to be? It's just like what do you dress up as? Like you know there's like Comic Con down here. I know what cosplay means. Thanks, Wyatt. Hey, no problem. I didn't and I looked it up. Because cosplay is like a big thing in the fantasy,

like the Star Wars communities, right? Like if you go to a convention, everybody there, if you're not cosplay, you're the minority. Like everybody's dressed up as like the Mandalorian or Boba Fett

or Darth Vader or like Princess Leia from Return of the Jedi. So I'm familiar with cosplay, but I'm wondering if this hashtag is like, what would like if people were going to cosplay as you? That's my cosplay.

I don't know. It just made me think of dressing up. Let's do it. Let's do that. What's up? Not to take over your show. I don't care. But let's do it.

That's my cosplay. Hijack the show. That's my cosplay. And it's what if people were like, oh, I'm cosplaying as ben polizzi like what would they wear yeah oh god um i'm just trying to think of my everyday outfit maybe oh maybe they just dress up like a woman well yeah because his black there you go. That's what I'm saying. If someone was dressing up as me, they would just dress up as the Dr. Pepper guy.

A little sweet, dude. That's it. That's it, dude. What are you? And it'd just be the Dr. Pepper guy, and they'd be like Ben Polizzi. I'm the Dr. Pepper guy, but also Ben Polizzi. Also, FBoy Island, nice guy, Ben Polizzi. Oh, yeah.

That'd just be me from FBoy Island with a leather jacket on. Salmon shorts, no shirt. Unbuttoned shirt. Bro, I wish I could have. Oh, my God. The whole experience getting ready for that show just sucked. It was good and bad. My cosplay for me, pretty simple.

Black jeans, probably a Steeler shirt, hat logo right here yeah glasses yep pretty simple white sneakers bang nothing too crazy yeah or tweeted about it this morning could go with like black shorts long sleeve workout shirt hat so comfortable man shorts and long sleeves just feels like you you know exactly that's the most of me i've ever been but what would i choose to cosplay if i really could mandalorian full-on give me the the whole deal the armor the best car i gotta see what this looks like i know what it looks like but i gotta i gotta see what is what's going on here oh yeah brother get that going people i mean people have it knocked out of the park like they look just but I got to see what's going on here. Oh, yeah, brother. Get that going.

People have it knocked out of the park. They look just like it. How do they build that shit? The cosplay people, they really look like Avengers and stuff like that. I'm like, what? Oh, yeah. They have a whole Iron Man suit. I'm like, where did you get that? That'd be so dope.

So dope. So dupe, bro. I might have a stroke. Oh, yeah. So dope. So dope. So dope. You liked it so much, you literally lost your mind.

You liked it so much, you turned Swedish. That's my dream, is to be able to cause that. Oh, shit. Sorry. It's super duper. Cosplay as Mandalorian and have Frank as Baby Yoda. Oh, God. You better do that next year.

Dream, sign it up, bang, bang, over, done. Yeah. Hashtag tips to annoy your spouse i just where do i start i looked into this so differently what's the thing that riley just gets so pissed at you for that you just just over and over again i know there's like something that's just oh yeah no so, no. So, you know, I think part of becoming a dad and getting close to 30 is you have to watch everything with closed captions on,

right? You're watching a movie or TV show. Like you need the closed caption because it's the audio itself. Like you're like, you lost, you need to have the comfort of the closed caption there to know where you're, what's going on. I hate it when it's late though.

Like I was watching, I know. Yeah. I was like, what the, why? Yeah. Always late. And like in the places you need closed captions when it's late though like i was watching i know yeah i was like what the why yeah always late and like in the places you need closed captions it's always late like if you're watching at a bar at a bar at like the emergency the hospital that already happened that just oh my god at the fucking hospital why is it always delayed at the

hospital that's where i need the yeah come on at on. At the waiting room? You're not going to blare the sound in the waiting room. Everything's late. Makes no sense, but... Runs for a touchdown. Ten minutes later, touchdown. I'm like, what the fuck? Let's speed it up here. Caption.

You think there's a guy back there? I always thought that. No, I think there's got to be some software. The world's fastest typer. No, he's the oldest guy ever because they're always late. It's somebody's grandpa back there. Like, he's the oldest guy ever because they're always late. It's somebody's grandpa back there. Like, fuck.

Didn't learn home row? Didn't learn home row in typing class? Didn't even have typing class, so they're still chicken pecking it? Dude, that's Wyatt,

bro. We were just talking about this. This dude can't type. Bro, you don't know home row? Dude, I don't know anything about typing.

Types with two fingers. Types with two, dude. Like, barbarian. The most tech savvy guy. He's like, he types like your dad. Wyatt. Your dad probably knows it. Types like two fingers. Types with two, dude, like barbarian. The most tech savvy guy. He's like, he types like your dad. Why? Your dad probably knows it. Types like my dad. Dude, that's the I think that's the most important thing that I learned

in high school. It was. And probably college. I know. It doesn't make any sense. It's how to just freaking If anybody. They put blinders on in typing class. Oh yeah. If you have that, that thing they put over the keyboard so you couldn't see it. Started to feel like a fucking Jedi master when like I didn't when I was like yeah throw him on but I knew exactly what I was typing maybe I should be a secretary

anyways captioning though so when the closed captions right when like it's just like somebody kind of yelling or like I don't know maybe they're singing but it's like not the words are just kind of humming around yeah it'll say like male vocalizing that's like the closed words are just kind of humming around. It'll say like male vocalizing. That's like the closed caption. So Raya always gives me shit because she's always like, that's you. You're always vocalizing.

You're always just kind of like, Oh, always doing, always saying something. Or I'll just like in the kitchen. Yeah. Or I'll just like kind of like say movie line out loud to myself and laugh. And so now it's gotten to the point where she's like you're vocalizing and i'm like so sometimes she just needs me to shut the fuck up yeah that's good it's your job bro or like

sneezing he's a talker you sneeze too loud can you with the sneezing so pissed off i sneezed i was trying to take like a video and i sneezed, and I fucked the whole video up, and I was like, oh my God. Yeah. I'd say that's a thing that like... Good. No. But our anniversary is on Wednesday, three years, and it's like, my three years, that's

what I've noticed, is just like, your spouse, especially if it's a man, woman, wife, they don't like you to do just natural bodily functions. Like, if you sneeze, can you... What is this to do? natural bodily functions like if you sneeze can you what is this to do so annoying though do you really you could you couldn't hold that fart no it's natural it's natural what am i supposed to do yeah like stop the car pull it over seven years ago it would have been funny and fine stop Stop the car, pull over, run down the interstate. Just rip an ass. I would. Anytime I leave any social gathering,

I'm like, I hope nobody's following me. Sound like I'm blowing into a seashell. The magic conch. Sounds like the USS farts pulling up in the port of Miami. Every chick just pissed, just yelling at you. Oh, God. Yeah, those are the tips for me. Yeah.

Watching Family Guy at past like 8 p.m. What happens there? She's just like like it's just so bright wow so like loud and colorful i love that i'm like yeah but it's funny that's a little that's a little too much what do you mean i gotta go with you on that she can't get you for that one. She can't get you for that, bro. Yeah, I know. Come on. Family guy? Dude, I've never met a female who likes family guy. Every female I've ever been around is always just like,

it's so annoying. I think they don't want to admit it. And then I'm like, you watch Friends every fucking day. It's the worst. Friends isn't funny how about this my wife and my mother-in-law tried to tell me that friends is just like seinfeld i about filed the paperwork right there what was there like what did they have? Did they have backup info? But then I was just like, you know what? It's just like for women, Friends is their Seinfeld. And I know my mom loves Seinfeld. More relatable humor.

Your sister loves Seinfeld, right? Like, I know that it goes both ways, right? But when I'm talking just generally, chicks would definitely side more with it. Are you more of a Friends fan or Seinfeld fan? Yeah. One or two. Okay.

Oh, she said two. Oh, Seinfeld. That's good. I just made that up. Oh, but anyways, generally, you're going to get to where the ladies are more friends, right? And they'll kind of steer away from Seinfeld. And so it's just, it was really frustrating.

And now we're getting off on a whole tangent about that but that's a tips tips for how to annoy me as a spouse say that friends is Seinfeld that's a little that's that's crazy you just don't know enough about both shows to say that little naive like how often I mean just friends god dang man who cares about it so you want to watch you know what sucks though seven is like you would be on like today's version

of friends don't you think tracks and shit exactly like Chandler and I would love it Chandler and you have to watch it because I know Chandler and Joey just constantly just the most And I would love it. And you'd have to watch it because I was on it. Chandler and Joey just constantly just the most set up jokes ever.

We might both be. Oh yeah. Just you can see all the punch lines coming. But whatever. Hashtag odd vending machine purchases. Fruit snacks. You ever bought fruit snacks from a vending machine i never i'm always like damn that would be good but i'm just not in the mood for it i did that at the hospital when i was

waiting on frank kind welches see what it was it was like that big bag yeah it was a big bag i know and it was like 9 30 in the morning so i was like what kind of psycho gets skittles at night i mean besides me normally but i was just like you are a skittles guy i gets Skittles at night? I mean, besides me normally, but I was just like. You are a Skittles guy. I love Skittles, man. Strong on Skittles. Never changed either. Love Skittles.

And I was like, you know, it's like 930. Fruit snacks are kind of the only comparable thing that I'm like, yeah, I can pass for some semblance of a breakfast, I guess. Yeah. So I got that big old bag of fruit snacks. And it's like heavy. And pretty full. Yeah. It's got that big old bag of fruit snacks. And it's like heavy. And pretty full. Yeah.

It's not like one of the ones like the blue screws. That little bitch ass square one. Like Gushers normally. No. Like that amount. It's like more. It's like family size. That's dangerous when you got a full bag of like fruit snacks.

Pop tarts also. Pretty much anything that you're like, I could kind of eat this for breakfast. Coming out of a vending machine, weird. Yeah. Different Pop-Tart packaging. They're not the silver. It's like the standalone Pop-Tart packaging. You're like, whoa.

I allowed to do this? Yeah. They're the weird adopted stepchildren of Pop-Tarts. It's so weird. It's always brown cinnamon sugar. And you can't, right? There's not like a toaster there to warm them up. I'm just eating cold freaking hospital. dog and pop tarts raw dog and vending machine

hospital pop tarts come on it's always the austin crackers man i always get guilty i'm like i want the twix but it's too early in the day to eat a twix you know so i just get the fruit the i'll get like 10 trail mixes i'll just buy the whole row just smash dude dude what about like the the ones that have like the big big cinnamon like the big texas roll dude that thing's like 89.99 you're like damn i don't have enough cash to buy this thing i'm gonna over draw my account trying to get a big tex roll big dude one of those things staring at you always in the bottom row. Look at this guy reviewing one, of course. Oh, you know what? I'd probably

watch that. Because, hey, who's buying this? Honestly, bro, who's buying this? Dude, everybody in my high school. Everybody in my high school. Big Texas cinnamon roll is so good, but what I'm saying is like they're throwing it in a vending machine. It makes it even, you want it more. And then, like you said, it's always is they're throwing it in a vending machine. It makes it even...

You want it more. And then, like you said, it's always like $5, which in vending machine dollars, it's like, good Lord, max out my credit card, I guess. Hey, look at this down here to the left. Are those like it's like... Here, up. Right. Right.

Right. That right there. Oh, are these cousins? This is family? Wow. Jumbo honey bun. The things I would do. Oh, are these cousins? Is this a family? Wow. Jumbo honey bun. The things I would do. Oh, the white ice.

Come on. Talk to me. Talk to me. Talk to me, baby. Talk to me. Dude, anything with white icing. Oh, that's such a weird height. The weird kid that drank Mountain Dew in your high school would always have the white ice

honey bun. Yep. White ice honey bun. And it'd be like wet. Thing of Mountain Dew and your high school would always have the white iced honey bun. Yep. White iced honey bun. And it'd be like wet. Thing of Mountain Dew and Osiris shoes. Yeah, dude. Like he was murking on video games all weekend. Look at that. That's the

crispiest. That's the only PNG that should be on the internet. Holy shit, dude. I just want to throw that at a car for some reason. Oh, the noise it would make. It would just stick to the side. And it wouldn't move until like fucking Christmas. Just having a honey bun on the side of your car.

Bro, you remember when we were like thinking about approaching like IndyCar, being like, hey, can we throw cake donuts at the car? Oh, shit. All right. How about this? Pitching ideas. Okay. So we're with this

donut company. What do you say? You drive by and we just pelt your Indy car with donuts. Who's not watching that? Dude.

Oh, really? They threw donuts at his car? Yeah. Bro, it wasn't even the car. We wanted to throw them at people. Oh, bro. Standing on a stage. On Carb Day.

Standing on a stage with just boxes of dozens of donuts and there's people in the crowd and you're just whipping donuts at them. No one would get mad. Because it's a donut. Cake donuts. Oh, shit. The density of them, right?

You could launch one of those, man. The donut that's like the stick. Throw it. It's a boomerang. Oh, my God. Went to Krispy Kreme in Times Square. Best moment of my life. Krispy Kreme. Oh, of my life. Crispy Cream.

Oh, wow, dude. Live action. Look at my man smiling right there. Isn't that so good? That's awesome. Update from mom. Frankie! What a handsome guy. Let's do a couple more things. Dude, throwing donuts, that's all I want to do.

Man, right at the back of somebody's head. Just brick them dude just oh thanks bro wouldn't even cream filled as custard oh thanks man donut fight please any donut company that's like opening up a new store and wants to like get just a wacky promotion please please, me and Ben, bring us in, dodgeball with donuts, and it would be awesome. You'd get so much pub, people would be pissed,

but also people would think it was hilarious, and people would be like, I want to go to that place where they throw donuts at people. Throw nuts is what we'll call it. Dude, come on! Come on, somebody! Marketing god right there. That's amazing. All right, let's do Come on, somebody. Marketing God right there. That's amazing.

All right, let's do days of the week. Da-da-da-da, days of the week. Thursday. Okay. National White Chocolate Day. Hmm, yeah, that's growing on me. I just don't know, man. I just don't know.

What do you mean you don't know? The white chocolate Hershey's, the cookies and cream. Yeah. I just can't get behind it fully for some reason. I feel like something's going on. That cookies and cream bar, it kind of hurts my teeth a little bit, but at the same time, I'm like, oh. I mean, look at that. That's amazing.

But think about... I like it so much that I'm kind of a hater. Think about Christmas time. Pretzels and melted white chocolate. I mean... Yeah, you want it way more than the pretzel stick dipped in chocolate, chocolate, milk chocolate.

You want the white one. Give me the white, the regular, just traditional-looking pretzel fully dipped into melted white chocolate. Come on. You're right, bro. It does hit different during Christmas. Yeah. I like the pretzel rods dipped in fudge

and all that shit with sprinkles on it. You ever have that? You know, I've never been a pretzel rod guy. I love just like the regular traditional pretzel. It does taste totally different. Throw it in. Pretzel rods. Oh, man.

I could eat a whole pack of that shit. You literally could. That little, that Snyder's or that Utz? Yeah, you would house that. Utz, Utz! Those right there. Those right there. Utz, Utz, Utz!

I think Riley made those specifically for you at the Christmas party. Oh, dude. I'll take those down. Yeah. Oh, my God. Far left. Rolled Gold? Yeah, I think Rolled Gold is definitely the best version of the Rod, in my opinion.

Rolled Gold. If we're talking pretzel companies, it's probably Rolled gold. Yeah, I think rolled gold is definitely the best version of the rod, in my opinion. Rolled gold. If we're talking pretzel companies, it's probably rolled gold than Snyder's. Yeah. Actually, I think Snyder's invented the pretzel pieces, the barbecue ones and shit. They kind of look like foot. They're just all crunched up in the bag. It's like somebody ran over a pretzel bag with their car. Pretzel rods for gender reveal? What the fuck are are we doing who likes pretzels that's one of the google searches

pieces dude uh dude those yeah the honey mustard flavors oh god oh the buffalo wild wings or the yeah wow yeah those are nice it's just like you're eating a bunch of wood chips. But they're flavored, so it's fine. They're just... The wood chips are just a vehicle for the flavor. Now, what about... Hey, now what about the... What about the ones that look like kind of like a fucking football?

You know, they're like... I don't even know what they're... Like, I really don't know how else to describe them. They're pretzels, but they're... I don't know. Why do you... Just... But pretzel... You think they're a Snyder operation why it do you just put pretzel. You think

they're you think they're a Snyder operation? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, they're just they're like the cluster, but they're more fully formed like it's like a like a cow zone of a pretzel pretzel cluster. I like that cluster. Cluster might be that keyword that takes us to the promised land. SEO, baby. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I can't even look at this shit.

The first time I saw a take five candy, I was like, oh, turtles. Is that what they're called? Turtles? Turtles are amazing. Hold up. I thought they were like turtle knuckles or something. Knuckle. Yeah, you throw knuckle and I'm eating it. Is this what you're talking about? No, no, no. God, this is going to drive me nuts, bro.

What the hell are they? Hey, I know they're Snyder's because they have that little you know how Snyder says that little see-through part of the bag. Type in football. That window. Yeah, they've got the window to suck you football. That window. Yeah, they've got the window to suck you in. Is that it?

No. Hold on. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Here we go. Here we go. Damn, I don't know. This is terrible audio here. People are probably screaming in their car. No, somebody knows what you're talking about. Yeah, I know. Right, that's it's called the... Right, that's exactly

what I'm saying. Football-shaped pretzels. God. Hold on. Exit out of this big picture because I think it might have been... We're getting close here. That peanut butter filled one?

It's not the peanut butter filled. It's not the peanut butter filled. Those change the game, though. Yeah, they do. Go to the Snyder's peanut butter filled. Where are they at? No, to the right,

to the right, to the right. Left, left, left, left, left, left. Filled pieces right there. Filled pieces. Image coming soon. What are we doing? What are we waiting for? There might just be pretzel pieces maybe. I think that's what we just talked about.

No, no, no. They look like footballs. I don't know. I'm over it. I'm done. I can't. It's going to drive me nuts. Oh, wait. Are they a whole shape? They have like... Right when you got over it, I juiced you up again.

It's like in a football form, but they have kind of like, you know... Combos. Don't get me started on combos, bro. Don't get me started on combos. Combos is on another podcast. Combos are different, bro.

Try that... Hey,os are different, bro. Try that. Hey, the break. Oh, shit. Pretzel sandwiches. That's why I go to go to left, left, left, down that right there. Up, left, right. Wait, wait a second.

There we go. The Kirkland. Oh, those Kirkland, like those peanut butter, like little. Now, now you're talking about. And we're getting. Nope. Nope. Still not. I don't know.

This is a weird childhood memory that I guess I'm just the only one. Okay. What's inside the pretzel? There's nothing. It's just a pretzel. It's just like a hollow. Yeah. Let's move on.

Let's move on. This is bad. This is bad radio. Stop. Damn it. Bad radio. Friday. let's move on let's move on this is bad we might have to call it bad radio let's just stop damn it bad radio friday everything's about food we already jumped to friday this was thursday now we're going friday okay uh great american pot pie day or should we not do food because i got too hot pot pie pie what does it even. It's just pot pie. Pot pie? What does that even mean?

You ever had pot pie? Pot pie? That was always the hot lunch that freaked me out. You know, there's always one hot lunch. You don't eat pot pie unless it's your mom that cooked it. There's too much. Right. There's too much.

I didn't like the little chopped up corn pieces in there. The corn got you. It's always the corn pieces and the peas. No. I love that shit. No. I know know you would you'd like individually like eat yeah like yeah i'd scoop more like from the other pieces in the pot pie thing and put them on my plate i can see where this would be good if i see that's gross that they just like sell at meyer but if your mom made some pot pie sure pot pie's always 7 000 degrees oh yeah you're

like oh you can't eat pot pie till next thursday right takes out of the oven okay it'll be ready on saturday it's tuesday dude whoa pot pie might be something i uh see i just love that like breaded kind of fucking topping crust god yeah the crust is so good people that don't eat crust you eat crust oh yeah like crust on pizza fuck yeah, the crust. That's so good. People that don't eat crust. Do you eat crust? Oh, yeah. Like crust on pizza? Fuck yeah. Dude, the people that aren't eating crust, I'm like, you're worthless. What are you, seven years old? I mean... You want to just say, hey, I like cheese pizza

and I don't want the crust. Have some respect. It has a fucking soda ring around their mouth. I don't want the crust. I like cheese pizza. Your tongue's blue and you're not eating crust. Jesus Christ. Let and you're not eating crust. Jesus Christ. Let me get you a coloring book.

Learn your states and capitals. Montana. Helena. Nice. Let's go. That's our game we play. That's awesome. Hey, where'd this guy go to college? That and states and capitals.

Where'd TJ Huchmanzada go to college? It's that or. Oregon State. Oregon State, why? We should just do a podcast where like every 15 seconds a bell goes off and we have to like say or like why it is like looking it up and like throws it out there and then yeah that would be fun every aaron rogers cow but he also went to that weird juco damn see that's the one I wanted right there. Devontae Adams. Fresno State.

Oh, that's good because who would have thought? Pairs with Derek Carr. Saturday. Jeff Saturday? North Carolina. Sky. Sky. How much does every mom love Jeff Saturday, you know?

Still. Jeff Saturday and Brett Favre, most two love football players of all time. Every mom thinks Brett Favre's hot. Brett Favre's a little hot. He's a little hot water right now. He always is. Look at why it's spelled with the R in front of the V. Oh, yeah.

That's so... Favre. Just trying to get the job done. That's so funny. That's right, but no, you're right. That's so funny. That's right. But no, you're right. It's like,

just fucking put the R in front of the, what's happening with Brett Favre's name. Dude, I think he like scammed a bunch of people out of some. Yeah, dude, he's in big trouble right now. He's always,

he's always, yeah, he's always, that's why the moms like him. Cause he's always got that media buzz around him, dude. He's staying hot. Yeah.

He like, he, he did this thing where he donated five to the volleyball yeah donated five million dollars till was supposed to be like welfare in mississippi but it was a secret funnel to fund a volleyball arena such a brett farve move god dang dude brett farve's a drama king and then of course it was, there's like Texans like, I know where you're going to find out about this, right?

And they're like, no, no. You just want to hang out with Brett Favre, even though he's just kind of a piece of shit. Like, dude, him as a quarterback is so funny. It's just, it's like out of a factory, right? Like a guy named Brett, and his last name Favre spelled that way, from Mississippi. Dude, he might be an alien that like came here like and they fucked up his last name

you know like it didn't register right no let's just call him farve as far he's total he's a total just out of a factory man bro the the funniest thing ever that story about brett farve not knowing like any defensive scheme. Oh, yeah. And they're like, well, if you got two high safeties here and one rolls down the nickel package, he goes, what the fuck is the nickel package? They're like, well, that's when they bring another defensive back

into the secondary. He goes, who gives a shit? See, but that's... All the shittiness aside, that is what made Brett Favre, Brett Favre. That's so funny. Is that he was, all the moms thought he was cute and hot and like, you know, it was America's sweetheart. And then all the guys, they didn't like hate him like you would hate like Tom Brady

because he's like so, now I'm getting my cowherd level on, right? Brett Favre, everybody's just like, oh yeah, he's's just like us like I could drink a beer with Brett Favre like he don't know defenses just like I don't know defenses but he's out there doing it and like my wife likes him so yeah we love Brett Favre like that was the dog Brett we made we named this one Brett and the other one Favre and yeah and that was the magic behind Brett Favre. And that was the magic behind Brett Favre, dude, right there. And now he's just sending unsolicited dick pics. Gunslinger.

Yeah. He was just, dude, he just didn't give a shit. He would throw a pic like just a devastating interception. I thought it was so funny. End of the game, time's running out. Fourth and two just throws a pic six. The 2009 NFC Championship. End of the game. Time's running out. Yep, dude. Fourth and two just throws a pick six. The 2009 NFC Championship.

Yeah, the Vikings like cost them the Super Bowl through just an absolutely horrible cross-body interception. What the hell? All the things that the color commentators are like, yeah, that's exactly what you're taught not to do. Don't run across the middle late, Brett. And the Minnesota Vikings broadcaster, he was going nuts. He's like, what are you doing, man?

This is the Super Bowl. And Brett Favre was just like, you know, I'm just going to go watch myself. And along came Paulie and, you know, just flash my wiener to somebody. So weird. Scam a whole city. Brett Favre, dude. Camelhole, city.

Brett Favre, dude. Brett Favre, the most owned jersey where you would tuck the jersey into the jeans. Brett Favre. Everybody had a Favre jersey. I did. And you tuck it in, right? Packers, dude. Just Brett.

Dude. Brett Favre, welfare fraud. Hey, dude, how his helmet never changed. Oh, my God. Played 20,000 years. Had the same helmet from 1992. They just painted over his college helmet. That's his high school helmet. They just kept painting it over.

No pads in the helmet at all. His chin strap, just like the first chin strap ever. It's like really made of like cow leather. Dude, he would whip that thing off so hard. Right after the whistle is blown, it's the chin strap off every play. Dude, sometimes he would be under center. Hot, hot!

He wouldn't even have his chin strap on. He would have it to where he would bring it around and clip it to that side. Just one button. Yeah. Dude, what? Like, look at him, him man it's so funny if rent farve walked in here right now i'd laugh for two days straight and then take a picture with your dad no to your

mom look oh my god where is that that's what she would say all right it's uh sunday no dude i want to keep talking about all right me too dude just was he born with salt and pepper hair he never didn't have salt and pepper hair bro just like in eighth grade rocking salt and pep brett dude the most like yeah i'll have it i'll pop a miller light while watching film in my Wranglers. God, dude. This is just every jeans commercial ever. What's the song?

Brett Favre is denim. Like, he's just jeans, man. He's a human body. Human form of jeans. Denim. Every Wrangler commercial, that song's on. Every Wrangler commercial, that song's on. Hey, how much pickup football does Brett Favre play on the side?

He'll just fucking drive his truck down the country road, and there's a pickup football game going on. Hey, let me hop in. You need one more? Hot, hot, hot. Dude, the most played song on Brett Favre's top 25 on his iTunes is Bad to the bone. He's driving in his truck with his one song with his fucking golden retriever right next to him.

Just like it. That's right, honey. We are. Look at him, bro. Look at him. Would you? Would you ever know he was in the NFL? Feel bad for the rest of the guys in that picture slicing their fucking

heads. You're not important. You just stand there with your jeans. Would you ever know he was in the NFL? Feel bad for the rest of the guys in that picture slicing their fucking heads off. Look at that. No, you're not important. You just stand there with your jeans. You would never think he was a Hall of Fame. Is he in the Hall of Fame? Yeah. Of course.

That's right, Brett. Dude, look at these guys playing pickup football with Brett Favre. All wearing the same shirts and shit. Dude, look at these guys playing pickup football with Brett Favre. All wearing the same shirts and shit. Dude, Brett Favre fucking goes out and just absolutely whistles like a 95-mile-an-hour football at his kid. Whistles, dude. Implants it in his chest.

Kid goes to the hospital. He's like Tim McGraw from Friday Night Lights. Just like kicking out the window, throwing footballs at his kid because he's not as good as him. Look at that, dude. Hey, the truck pick. Go down. Right, down left.

Yeah. Dude, that's on SNL, man. That's Jason Sudeikis on SNL. Oh, they made fun of him? Oh, yeah. So funny. No, the one with him sitting on the bed of the truck. Oh, that's a senior pick.

To the left. Of course, it's granny. 59% off. Jesus. A little specific there, Wrangler. 59.26. Dude, just didn't give a shit to like at the end of his career when he was just like it's all i'm done

oh he retired and came back like 17 times anymore every time come back to a new team jets next year vikings same thing hey be hotter be hotter brett barb just like yeah just telling oh my he's jacked now of course he is but definitely on steroids there's some shady shit brett farve dude oh yeah not even like an actor now he's starting to look like the dan blazerian guy are they the same guy always a scandal no dude that's brett farve's his dad brett farve created dan blazerian same guy oh my god that's yeah his dad's brett farve that's why like that's why dan blazerian is like you know pretty much you know so obviously like insecure and has to flaunt all this stuff because his dad is brett farve and he just like fucking abused him mentally.

Oh, it doesn't even mention him. He just buried it so far down that now he just like has to pay for top tier pussy. That's him, right? For that soundbite, isn't it?

This is just insane that this guy's fake, bro. It's a fake person. Oh yeah, absolutely. All right. I don't want to talk about Dan Brazarian. Brett Favre's fun, though.

Can't say his last name. Who knows? Sunday. We can go National Lobster Day. We can go One Hit Wonder Day. We can go National Quesadilla Day, you pick. I always want a quesadilla. Every time we do that, it just leaves so hungry.

Good Lord. Quesadilla. God, quesadilla. I mean, that's top tier. It's the number one Mexican entree. You get a little bit of everything. And then you can customize. I mean, it's like Subway for Mexican places.

It's the way they fold it and slice that shit. So you're just eating a triangle. Eating a triangle. So it's like pizza, a Subway sandwich because you can customize it. And then you get all the goods of the Mexican flavor. Oh, my God. And it's the Mexican flavor. Oh, my God. And it's always like bites. Oh, come on.

Wow. Wyatt, this is your torture. Dipping that in salsa? It's just, come on, man. It's ridiculous, dude. You ever get the quesadilla from Taco Bell, and the ones on the end don't have any meat or cheese in them? They're just pieces of tortilla.

You're really kind of like, I kind of want it. That right there, man. Quesadilla on on sunday perfect i know we're doing football sunday why do i always want mexican food on sunday night yeah it's a great football dish like it's i mean for some reason snacks great food dude that looks like pizza in case it is it's it's a five minute pepperoni okay right is that is that just a pizza turned upside down i think so upside down fold it over you take the pizza and you fold it over oh yeah that's a big move that's hilarious i'm always curious how people eat their pizza when they're real hungry i always watch which sounds creepy but like you know some people do the full martinsville fold. Some people do the.

Yeah, no, you got it. You got a big daddy fold it, man. You have to play that song while you do it, too. Like, if you don't think I'm teaching my son how to eat pizza like that. Yeah, right. That's good. You got to play that song during every dad son moment. Ride a bike.

When I grow up. You know what I'm going to cry? You know what I'm going to cry? One Hit Wonder Day, though, man. There's a lot of good. Probably that song we were just singing. Yeah, there's a lot of good music that you listen to and you're like, wow, I remembered at the exact moment,

the exact place I was in time in my life when I heard this song and it was like popular. And then you never hear from him ever again. And you completely forget about the song until like your iPod or iPhone shuffle is on your iPhone. Yeah. Like, hey there, Delilah. Hey there, motherfucking Delilah. Big in like 06, 07, I think, maybe.

It's gone. Never heard from any of those people ever again. Hey, how about a time that you remember where you were when Michael Jackson died? Uh-huh. Where were you? I was at the Speedway gas station off of... Dude, everybody's got it. Off of Madison and Southport.

Yep. It's a good gas station. Madison and Southport. Eh. Could be better ones. But Speedway. I can't even think of it. I don't even know if it's a good gas station. Madison and Southport. Eh. Could be better ones, but Speedway. I can't even think of it. I don't even know

if it's there anymore, actually, but yep, that's where I was. Everybody knows, bro. I was working out at UND. Okay.

There you go. There it is. That's it, baby. That's the show? Spressy Podcast, shot 229, OG Spress. Oh, yeah,

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It's a chore, bro. It's a fucking chore, man. But, yeah, request me on Cameo. It's a good chore, but it's... It's tough, man, because to make that funny and people are like, he likes... It's his birthday. Say hi. And you're like, anything else about him?

Yeah, right. The descriptions. Just give me a hobby, you know, something. And then just the voices and the fucking... Oh, yeah, they hit you up for those impressions hard. You should be charging like a thousand a Cameo, dude. Yeah, I'm good. Sorry.

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