Espresso - BEST OF ESPRESSO what's your baggage?

Episode Date: August 17, 2023

On this BEST OF ESPRESSO episode Ben answers the Espresso Question of the week: what are the things you should be evicted for? (like bringing home a STOP SIGN) then Ben realized girls destroy more stuff than guys and reveals he is accepting applications for his love life (by sending photos of your toes)Links (FOR TRANSISTOR)🔺𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedictLeave a rating and review boo🎧𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗱𝘀 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id1514492317 

Best of Espresso. You ready? The Espresso Podcast is brought to you by Wave 1 Media. If you want to start your own show, visit thewave1.com. Show. Show. It's showtime. It's showtime. Shot 143. we interrupt this broadcast for your top trending headlines i'm james benedict and i'm joy and this is 86 news in sports the det Detroit Lions hired a new head football coach.

And his name? Dan Campbell. Not Campbell like the soup, but Joy, this guy seems to be very hungry. Tell me more, James. In a recent interview, Campbell stated his team was going to be biting kneecaps off. Oh, yeah. Make sure they're hot and gooey. Preheat the oven to a thousand degrees because that's how hot his seat's going to be at the end of this season anyway.

Not looking good for Detroit, James. I'm starting to think they should start calling him Dan Cannibal. Dan Cannibal. And for our lifestyle segment, let's toss it over to my friend, Joy Molinard. Well, James, Tuesday is one you won't want to forget. And no, it's not because the club will be going up. It's National Spouse Day. And if you don't get that special somewhat a gift, then, well, you're doing it wrong.

It's that perfect day to get in my feelings and tell them you're the best I ever had. Best I ever had. You're the best. You're the best. My kids love that song. Drizzy, baby. What is that? His name?

Failure to do that will surely get you a hearty I'm upset! 50 dozen. So get with that special someone and to ask for one dance or maybe even a tootsie slide and for your sake we'll hopefully get your hotline blinging, James. I know when that hotline blings. That's probably my wife and I don't want to answer.

I was going to say my hotline's been more like a cold line because that thing is never buzzing. And that, folks, is what we like to call... 86 News. All right. What's up? Wow, it's been a while. It's been a while.

Because I know when that hotline bling. Why was that the song that was always playing, like when you're driving to a basketball practice that you didn't want to go to in your mom's car? What song? It's been a while. Since I've been sorry for a long time. Sorry.

It's been a while. It kind of saddened me to get out of the car and have to go home. Hands are cold. For some reason, you have the ball bag. You know what? It kind of saddened me and get out of the car and have to go home. Hands are cold. For some reason, you have the ball bag. You're like, God! The ball bag.

Oh, man. I forgot that was like responsibility. Only one good ball in the whole bag. You knew where it was. You held on. You carried that ball in

and then the rest of them was like, fuck you. Wilson evolution. You knew. Shout 143 Espresso Podcast podcast i'm ben palizzi with joy molinardo and this is og spress whoa oh yeah it is dude yeah that's how it's supposed to be have you uh when's the last time we it was like august or something probably you like you have you have you liked uh solo shots

solo dolo solo shot yeah it's pretty good just get to do whatever yeah pretty much an open mic for an hour right so it sucks no i'm sorry yeah that's good you don't have to have me bitching about setting up your phone for oh my no it's still that's the only thing i do i'm like it takes me two hours to do the podcast, 15 to record. The other hour, 45, I'm like, can't get this tripod. Is this gonna... Yeah, dude, what you been on? You look good. You look big. Yeah?

You been in the gym? I have been. It's been a while. It's weird, dude. My body type is so odd that I fluctuate so much, man. Maybe I'm sick. I don't really know. Your weight?

Dude, it's crazy. Like if I go like a week where I don't drink on weeknights and I work out every day, I swear I'll lose like 12 pounds and I'll look pretty good just for a week. But then if I do the opposite and a in a week and i have like you know i drink like three or four nights out of the week during the week and then i you know just like eat like shit and i don't work out then all of a sudden i'm fucking fat face it's chubby face alert it's the weirdest thing and i mean thankfully because that means i just you know do a little 30 minute workout every day and i should be okay in your apartment gym? Yeah. What do you do?

You said you've been hitting the squats. Yeah. They don't have a squat rack, so I just look like such a mom. Hit the dumbbells? Yeah, I do the dumbbells, like the body squats. The five-pound blue ones? Yeah, exactly. It doesn't do anything at all, but at least I want to have my hands in the air

like some fucking idiot. So I do that, and I hit the shoulders, the chest, the arms, do some deadlift. No. i do that and i hit the shoulders the chest the arms do some deadlift no you do deadlift deadlift i shouldn't say deadlift it's like i don't even really know what it is but chalking the hands up it's essentially it's essentially just squats but the bars on the ground and then i pick and then i like you know pick it up that's i think it's deadlift it's kind of deadlift yeah it's kind of deadlift you know maybe hit some some treadmill or some elliptical or something. So, yeah, I'm feeling good, man.

Thanks for noticing. You run outside? Hell no, I don't run. But you hit the treadmill. You said you hit the treadmill? Oh, yeah, that's true. But I don't run outside. No.

That's what's funny is that people are always like... You don't run outside downtown with your shirt off? Like a straight slut? Through Mass Ave at 6 o'clock on a Friday night? Oh, you know, don't mind me. I always run outside downtown with your shirt off like a straight slut through mass av at six o'clock on a Friday night oh you know don't mind don't mind me like yeah dude just getting your workout in don't mind me um like with a dog like just run with your fucking instagram handle on your back follow me not right now though I'm just gonna sweat it no but I feel like people all the time are you know they always say,

oh, I can't run on a treadmill. It's just because I like to have scenery. I like to know where I'm going. I'm like, I don't because that shows how far away I am from where I need to go. You ever try not to look down, though? You know, like at your miles? You got to put your shirt or something. You got to bring an extra shirt, put it over the mileage. Because

every time without fail, you're like, I've been going pretty far, 0.3 miles yeah and i'm like then you're then you're mentally you're just totally screwed but i don't i like i said i don't like to like have to oh i'm gonna run like two miles around downtown and then get back because i'm like i am so far away from where i need to dude it's nice like taking your mind off of it and like looking at other shit though. You ever think about that? See, I just like to go like brain dead numb and just run. Do you ever fuck up and like step on the part of the treadmill that's like half on, half off, and you're like, your whole life flashes? What a prankster put that together, you know?

Dude, what about the treadmills that like slide when you step on them? Have you ever, do you have one of those? Oh, it's like a wrap? No, it's like a wrap no it's like it's like a normal treadmill but like you know it just doesn't feel the same have you ever been on a treadmill like that or maybe i'm just fucking fat i don't know dude dude it like it's a normal treadmill but when you put your foot down it's like ice and you're like oh okay not this treadmill and i always have to go like three down to the next one that doesn't ever happen on you maybe

it's just la fitness like one treadmill in that whole building works but there's like a line for it think about that though like why you're right why why why do treadmills have that little tiny section on the side that's not where you stand on but it's not what you walk or run on it's just there to fuck you up there's no other reason no man people sometimes you ever see somebody i saw somebody on the treadmill the other day and they got off like this like let it let themselves roll back and just whoa you must be feeling yourself must run too much yeah no i don't know i just feel like 50 cent every time i want a treadmill anyway really go go yeah have you ever you know that in the club oh yeah is that the

same one where he's doing the upside down crunches that's the only thing i do la fitness is just 50 cents where we go and eminem just watching me i'm in the fucking eminem we need to get our boy liam on here no he popped off liam pinero he sounds how many a million views did he have on tiktok for a shit ton man but he honestly sounds like he did a really good job it's a really good m&m he sounds a lot like him now we gotta pull it up it's never gonna work got the cadence in the way he sounds in the non-tan dan dan very m&m can you pull this up leak if not it's all right maybe we can you know what why don't we just do it, you know, bullshit style. What was his name again?

TikTok Liam Pinheiro. L-I-A-M, yeah, and then. L-I-A-M-P-I-N-P-E-N-I-S. I'm just kidding. I was like, type it, type it, type it, type it type it type it type it type it type it how do you spell his last name p-e-n p-i-n p-i-n-e-i-r-o the suspense eminem Oh yeah Okay

Oh it's here Whoa Yeah dude This is it Oh man This is it This is cool You didn't even know

That was back there I had no idea I was like What is he looking at the It's uh Yeah you see Keep going down Keep going down

Keep going down There you go Eminem finds out His girlfriend's on 9 million OnlyFans This is Liam Panera. ASMR podcast with the clicks.

Yeah, I feel bad. This is tough. Oh, the mute at the very top. Top left. Like it appears and reappears. See? Oh! Nice.

I'm thinking that I'm your only man and my only plan was to make you Mrs. Mathis. But now none of that matters because you serving up booty pics on a silver platter. And your prices are scary. You charging more for titty pics when it's peaches over cherries. Am I pissed off? Very.

Boobies and booties and nudes oh my bitch when were you gonna tell me you dude so when you type something on tiktok yeah like nudes and stuff and like boobs do you like i don't know oh is that why it was spelled differently like if you type sex on tiktok and put it on the video you have to spell it like all weird and shit like s-e-c-k-s because he'll take it down no way you thought he was just fucking around like typing it weird yeah i had no idea no it's good he does kind of sound like eminem honestly yeah he does the one that's like the silver platter like that was really good yeah shout out to liam that's what's going on in tiktok that's it i was just looking at his room the

whole time honestly every guy's room just kind of looks like an applebee's it's just like shit all over the what there's like a fucking race car hood on the wall you're like i guess why does applebee's have that shit what's their like i guess that is their brand i'm like damn dude they're they're aesthetic that is that shit all over the walls i'm like damn i'm hungry let's get some fucking long islands and wings whatever whatever town you're in it's just like yeah like if you're in cleveland they just have like a bulldog head you know like the dog pound and then like a big bone too sticking out always like like i'm just looking for the bathroom sign for 20 dude i can't ever go to the bathroom

i can't ever just go to the bathroom in a restaurant just never fails it's like mandatory to be like hey where's the restroom i could see it i could be sitting next to it and i'd still ask a waitress because you kind of i mean there's that part of you it's like you know that the kitchen is going to be fairly close to the bathroom for some reason yeah you don't want to be like get some chicken fingers on the fly you turn the corner there this isn't good fellas you know walking through there you could really in any restaurant you ever go to just walk through the entire kitchen and go back around and be like yeah i don't know no one would say shit to you yeah i don't know if it's just something like that's stealing me from a kid but i am like

terrified of that i feel like that is just like like not sacred but like you absolutely cannot step foot into the kitchen it's the weirdest thing i work at a restaurant every time i go in the kitchen i'm like i'm getting out of here yeah man dude kind of some creatures in the kitchen a little so weird they're so funny best chefs of all time kind of some guys or girls that'll just fucking rip your head off it's it's weird but they're the nicest people too really they're so talented the chefs we don't have we this restaurant i work at serves chicken macaroni and mashed potatoes with all those ingredients dude made spaghetti and it was fire i was like where did you get any tomatoes nice i don't know secret ingredient dude yeah love it uh what else is going on anything with you

not really such a podcast conversation oh so you've been collecting cards yeah like sports cards not like did you collect pokemon cards back in the day? Back in the day, yeah. I never got into Yu-Gi-Oh. I was never a Yu-Gi-Oh guy. I never made it that far. I didn't even get to Pokemon. Really? No.

Parents wouldn't let you? Parents wouldn't let me. My sisters were like... Yeah, that's true. You're the youngest of two of your sisters. Oh, my God. You're not collecting Pokemon cards. Dude, and the little packs of even basketball cards were like 7.99 for the tops

joints my mom was like no yeah it's like a dollar plus tax more for one for each card you know it's like a 7.99 for an eight pack and you're like this is it's tough but what if we're even pricier now dude i don't know i was it was always just like that that little thing in the back of your head like what if i get like a Vlade Divac? Yeah. Always. What if I get a Mike Bibby rookie? That's what keeps you coming back.

I know. The addiction of the break, of the rip. So somebody, the rip, dude. You call them ripping because you're ripping the packs, man. Is there like a, no. Oh, yeah. The rip? Tops rip?

Yep. So you've been ripping packs lately? I just been fucking staying at home ripping packs. Like, you. The rip. Tops rip. Yep. So you've been ripping packs lately? I've just been fucking staying at home ripping packs. Like, you smoke? No. Collect baseball cards. Wow, you are a lot less cool than I thought you were.

Anyway. How do I recover from that? I don't know. Yeah. Oh, God. Now they're all looking're all it wasn't even his tits you know at least but yeah man it's fun it's cool you should like it's weirdly addicting to look to like watch like just go on youtube one time when you i mean i feel like you're not you never have these situations but just like that's true look up like sports card breaks and then it's like just a bunch of people have a bunch of different videos it's like 15 minutes long and

they're literally just ripping packs and you're like showing you the cards it's just like the unboxing like toy videos for kids it's just for adults pretty much yeah yeah what's your best card you've got i got some joey burrow rookies. Justin Herbert. Sounds like such a fucking loser. We are though. Do you put them in those card holders that are like plastic? They're called top holders. Are they really?

In the community we call them top holders. Top holders? Yeah. Why top? I don't know. Because you put them through the top. For some special ass reason. The top of the holder because you put them through the top like the top of some special ass reason the top of the holder you put them through there you know they'd be bottom holders if you went through the you have like that page where it showcases like nine cards like yeah i got a little book to put some of them in god you're nerd i am but it's just

a hobby dude i never that's a funny thing i understood. I think I tweeted about it and I was like, you know, when you're 12 to 14 years old and at school, you know, like the icebreakers or like a fucking worksheet to just kill time while the teachers hung over. They're like, here, do this. One of the questions is like, what are some of your hobbies? Or like in my free time, I like to do this. What do I say? I'm like 13 years old. I don't know. Look at porn and like fucking hang out with my friends. That was the number one answer every time. We were playing Family Feud. Right. But what do you do with them? Yeah, I was like, what hobbies? Like people read, I guess. I don't really know.

Now I have a hobby. Summer, I got a trampoline. Couldn't wait to write that down. I like bought a trampoline so I could figure out that question. It was a lot of pressure, right? You always got to go around the room. You down i like bought a trampoline so i could figure out that question it was a lot of pressure right like you gotta go around the room ass uh i just like to um like you said hang out yeah hang out with friends we're all lame i didn't even do that when people said they hung out with friends i was like damn she's popular right your hobbies were like playing the sport that you played i know play football

look in my backyard i play football till it's dinner time all right dude i put a question out this week on instagram what's your baggage i saw that i was like damn he's kind of getting like dude i wanted to get i wanted to get kind of juicy i wanted to get what's your baggage it doesn't have to be like straight up honest like you can say something like so like uh maddie cost said like i'm addicted i can't go a day without an iced americano or an iced coffee maddie cost said that really i think so or i'm getting that i'm getting that confused baggage so baggage is like something in my head it's like you know when you're first starting to I think so. Or I'm getting that confused. Baggage.

So baggage is like something in my head. It's like, you know, when you're first starting to date somebody or something, it's like, oh, you know, they got. That wasn't at a cost. Check that. See, baggage is so serious. It's like, oh, they got daddy issues. Or like, oh, they.

Who doesn't have daddy issues? They dropped out of school. Or they like. I don't know. So I'm just like, that's some pretty serious serious shit i want to hear some of these answers maybe we can spark something for me because i'm like here's maddie cost what's your baggage maddie cost i like and fall for guys who don't want a relationship with me and get turned off by guys who show interest in me and want something more. If you like me, ew. If you don't like me, marry me. I heard a damn girl over there.

Yeah, no, that's, I mean. Matty Koss' number is 317. Low key, though. That's a pretty, like, I feel like that was really popular in high school, you know? It was always like, you know, the bad guy always got all the girls because he was like i don't give a fuck like i'm going to smoke a cigarette and get drunk at iu and i'm like they love him why doesn't he like me and then you're like hey like i got you some flowers you

want to go on a date you're literally a psycho yeah you can watch me you can watch me open baseball cards later she's like oh my god i'm going to iu this weekend fuck off and then they'd end up crying that weekend you know or you hear about it on monday about how they broke down crying because the guy that they didn't or the guy that doesn't like them is you know banging some other girl not that this ever happened no no no no no never never us it's just things that i heard about you know uh okay give me another one hold up hold up phone just locked baggage weird like baggage i'm wearing cargo shorts with like fucking pennies in them. This is a dude I work with. I go, what's your baggage?

Mark the Shark 919. He says, I call my girl dude a lot. I don't know if that's really baggage. That's just kind of a... I do that so much. Calling girls like bro. Is that weird? No, because I feel like they kind of like it because

so many girls eventually they like want to be like one of the guys you know like i just hang out with guys like they just get me he called me bro he calls me dude he called me bro and he like doesn't even like me though um no that's that's not too bad i see i feel like that's more of just like a bad habit than baggage you know you call riley dude or bro i don't she calls my ass out when i do because she has friends that are like they have very like bro-y relationships you know like we say like she has she has friends that like they will do that like her her friends will call their boyfriends and be like dude what you know and then she's like i don't want to do that like you're that's not how how we do it so dude we

just call each other like you know snuff snuffles and like snuffles and honey honey buns and boo-boo yeah okay this is... Okay, that's not it. I'm just like reading weird ass. Andrew Jones, what's your baggage? Three kids, two babies. Mama's bag is full as fuck, my man. Oh my God. That's baggage.

That's a baggage. Scoreboard says baggage. Baggage. Date me. You can't yeah exactly dude how do you approach a woman with like two baby mamas and three kids yeah just don't tell them yeah until until you secure the whoops wanna come to my christmas i've got four of them Kane Elliott what's your baggage I don't shower as often as I should dude I've got an issue

I have to shower like a lot that might be my baggage but it's the opposite I shower too much dude right when I get home shower from like work? From anything. I just hate the feeling that I smell bad.

I'm like, fuck this. So you shower before bed and when you wake up? It's usually, it's not when I wake up. I usually do before I go to, I was always before a bed shower, guys. See, that freaked me out. Really? I kind of do it, yeah. You showered in the, but like after practice. I always showered in the morning guys. See, that freaked me out. Really? I couldn't do it. Yeah. You showered in the...

But like after practice... I always showered in the morning. After practice... I would double up. Double shower. I'd shower after practice, get clean, nice and good to go to bed. I'd never... Wake up feeling all weird and morning-y and like groggy and shit.

Get in the shower again. Shower before school really woke you up? It didn't necessarily like wake me up as much as just like, I don't know. I hated like feeling like my hair was greasy or like yeah there's always that kid at school that had like the headgear braces hair on yeah man like i just i couldn't like imprint his head i don't know i just and my body just feels fresh like if i don't shower when i wake up and i get up and start doing shit yeah and i get up and i start doing shit maybe i need to start all of a sudden i start like feeling like i swear i like sweat it's weird man maybe that's my baggage dude you sweat when you sleep that's your baggage i mean i have oh yeah especially with my hair and

shit now how do you how are you taking care of that my hair yeah yeah yeah like what's your i don't really have this just pretty much guy long hair. Yeah. People ask me this a lot on Instagram and shit. And, like, I don't really have a routine. Like, I shower and I wash it with, like, shampoo and everything. Probably three out of every four times. Give it one day where I don't wash it with shampoo. You know? Get some natural oils and stuff in there.

I don't know. I think that's good people tell me not to wash it every day does your mom hate it yeah oh yeah does your wife hate it no she actually likes a lot have you braided it she has no yeah because then you get man cave in there bro Bro, this ain't it. Man cave for you, dude. You have long hair and a bun, dude. This ain't it. Fuck off.

And your stupid bulldog that's your profile picture, you fucking cuck. Go to Applebee's. Yeah, that's some of my baggage too. I can get pretty heated. I can go Moulinard, you know. Dude, maybe that's your baggage. Pretty quickly. We figured it out. i can get pretty heated i can go molinard you know dude maybe that's your bag pretty quick figured it out zero to 100 you've got you've got baseball baseball temper oh yeah baseball temper is a different i'm storming out of the clubhouse and i'm spitting in there i'm kicking dirt i'm fucking going crazy on the about nothing

yeah like sometimes i just have to like do it for myself to get myself fired up just like the I'm kicking dirt. I'm fucking going crazy on the end. About nothing. Yeah. Like sometimes I just have to like do it for myself to get myself fired up. Just like the manager has to do it to get his team like fired up, you know? Oh, yeah. Sometimes I just got to like make sure I still got a pulse. I still got it in me. Exactly. Like just go off.

I'm like a Starbucks barista. Chef, iced Americano! It's an iced coffee! Spitting in her face go get the trash can from outside bring it into starbucks set it down this is you this is who's making my coffee the trash can's always the go-to man flip over all the thermoses yeah i would never do that starbucks people are too nice no my switch has gotten a lot better. Used to, the Switch was very, very touchy. That's your alter ego. Now it's like one of those thick-ass Switches.

You know, some of those thick-ass light Switches that you're like, damn, I kind of got a light. Yeah, yeah. Now that's my Switch. It's not like a living room house, suburb light. It's like an office meeting room light. Right, right. That's what Switched.

Merch looks nice, man. nice man i'm excited yeah i like it hey merch is in by the way i forgot to announce that everybody that bought merch it's literally there's 12 boxes in my car right now i can't even see when i'm driving dude it's gonna be seriously mr baker dropped it off he's like hey man can I meet you I'm like I'm at LA Fitness he's like two seconds later your car in your house is like from Santa Claus when the boxes of naughty nice list gets brought in and he comes down from the shower

pretty much everywhere yeah that's what it is no it's good I'm excited it'll be it'll be shipping out soon but here we go kevin demedio what's your baggage he said knowing a little bit about everything so if someone asks me if i've heard of something i instinctively reply yes but i don't know enough about it to have a conversation so then i look like a fraud once i admit i know a little about the subject meaning mostly like recent news and events that's kevin you just need to shut the fuck up well and if somebody

if somebody brings something up to you they want to talk about it so you feel badly when you say like oh no i don't really because they're so excited. So maybe part of his baggage is he just like, he can't give, or he likes to give in. He can't just say no. Because, you know, somebody's just like,

did you see what the Pope said? And he probably kind of did. Sometimes you got to sit one out. Yeah, you just gotta be like, no, I haven't. But what's even worse than that sometimes is then you get the people who have to tell you about it,

even when you haven't heard about it. Like movie guy. Very much like movie guy. Have you seen Ace Ventura? Nah. Well, there's this one part. Fuck. Dude.

Never going to be as funny. Tell somebody else. Never going to laugh as hard as you are. He puts asparagus in his teeth. Yeah. And he looks like this. Yeah. I'll show you are we done here i'm looking i'm looking i'm looking

man yeah sometimes people just they have no regards and instagram dms like they'll share a lot of different stuff with you that you're like, should I know this? You trust me with this right now? As if I'm not going to talk about it on my podcast and blast your ass. Do you work at LA Fitness Southport? Like, that's not the question. Oh, shit. That was good.

My baggage. EM Cleary. oh shit that was good my baggage em cleary i think my baggage is that i laugh too much i'll laugh at anything sometimes i can't hear my co-workers and just laugh and nod my head and walk away people tell me that i'm overly bubbly that's my go-to when i can't hear somebody for sure i'm like they're like i asked you if it was red or blue. I'm like, ha! Yeah.

No, I mean, I don't know. I'd rather have somebody who's too bubbly than somebody who's like stone-faced. Bubbly's good. Bubbly's good. That's not baggage, really. Laughing too much. No, I don't think that's ever been an issue, laughing too much. Unless your laugh is annoying.

You know, if you laugh too much and your life's like then that's kind of a problem but like like how do you not pick up when you have an annoying laugh everybody knows one person that you're just like like you can't hear this is a little too close to home but i don't think they're gonna listen to it anyways so the first time that i met um my lady's family we were on the way mom please no no we were on the way uh to her grandparents and her dad and his girlfriend were like oh and aunt such and such like trust us you'll know and such and such from her laugh and i was like really it can't be that bad.

I was like, okay. Yeah, like I've been around. Right, like to you guys, like I'm sure it's like, whoa, that laugh, you know. But to me, it's like, yeah, okay. Seriously, within the first 30 minutes we were there, I was like, yeah. What was it like?

Was it like what you just did kind of? Is there a honk in there? Yeah, there's a honk and it's like, it's almost like a dinosaur. Like they like lean in and they're like, you know how like a dinosaur sometimes it's like like they like oh no so she like looks right at you and it's like how's her teeth they're not bad the teeth aren't so much of the problem what about that laugh whoops and the laugh and you know the laugh itself is very um uh what do they call it when it's it's uh contagious it's very contagious yeah but a lot of times i'm like i will laugh because her laugh is so ridiculous then you start

to laugh like her i'm not really no but then i'm not no not really i've done that i hung out with somebody and they started they laughed certain way and i would start laughing like that for like a day. This dude thought that contagious laugh meant that you started laughing like that. You caught her laugh, bro. No. You caught her laugh. It means that when she starts laughing, then you kind of start laughing because it's such a powerful laughter that you're like,

oh, damn, this is kind of funny. You got to get the vaccine, dude. Oh, shit. No. Sometimes if I'm around somebody and they talk a certain way i'll start talking like them for like two days no that happens what is that happened to me uh when i spent a weekend in the philly like just somebody fucked spent the weekend in the philly house and i was around like portnoy and marty mush and all these guys so like from friday i was with them i landed on monday the other place i was going about a time i got about a time i got i was like are we getting fucking food or what are we doing packing in and my dad was like hey calm down calm down

barstool just go to boston or i was like damn like you know i i feel you on that one the laugh not so much but the talking yeah i'll mimic a laugh like it's nothing. Don't let me be around your aunt, dude. You're screaming, laughing at each other. The old scream laughs. All right, we'll go a couple more. All right, all right, all right. Okay. Okay. all right all right all right okay okay okay in sports i get jealous too quickly this is the tyler simpson project wow okay i get

jealous too cool kind of project you did yeah yeah yeah shit i get jealous too quickly or compare myself to people they've been with before me yeah no that's definitely that's pretty that's pretty normal though right i mean doesn't everybody if you don't think about that you're crazy right yeah but it can it can become if you keep thinking about it yeah yeah if you. If you're like, you know, you can't go to brothers because somebody will hit on you and smack your ass and buy you a drink, you whore. And then you're like, okay, that's a little too much. Not that that happened. Not that that I do that or anything. I don't do that. no but you always have that you always have that scenario you know when you're out with like your

girl her group of friends a couple of your buddies that are maybe dating that girl and then you have like the one girl who is dating kind of a newer guy who hasn't brought him around or something like that and she's you know she's crying and then all the girls are like alicia is just like she's really struggling right now you're like what the hell's going on she's like well the guy's just being a dick he's so mean like you know she's literally crying wherever you are she's like you know so he always had that scenario yeah yeah it's always there except for it's when it hits a little too close when it's somebody you know you know yeah even then though i'm just like i don't have this. Like, just stop talking to him. You know?

Here's Elizabeth Bistrain. What's your baggage? She says, I'm a serial dater. What does that mean? So she just hops from one to the next? Like, she doesn't have any downtime? That is weird to me. That's baggage to me. A girl that just like... Too quick to the dick.

Next day. Yeah. Serial dater is someone who dates many people in a short amount of time because they love feeling the chase. Chase is fun. Chase is fun. Chase is fun. But then you drop once the chase is over. Too much chase? Once you cross the finish line, what are we doing? Too much chase. Nah, that

can be baggage. Absolutely. I know plenty of people like that nobody likes that girl though or that guy oh yeah i think girls do more than guys no yeah they can do it but it goes both ways i'd say right now that's probably uh that's probably taking the cake so far yeah that's the one christian sanchez what's your baggage i like to eat cereal at night before bed it's one of the best times to eat cereal is that baggage no cereal i can't even look at cereal in the morning i'm like you fucking kidding me i this shit dude i could have honey bunches of oats right now i could have

cereal i could have cereal and peanut butter and jelly as peanut butter and jelly at night somebody fuck me pb and j and cereal i could have that literally every single day the only two foods that i eat every single day for the rest of my life swear to god pb and j i think i don't think i think it's more of a dessert now as you get older pb and j starts to be a dessert yeah it's so good almost it's like not it's not man-made like no human no human is good enough to think of that perfect of a combination like it was simply put down moses came down with the fucking ten commandments and peanut butter and jelly was right there he was the peanut butter and jelly was on the ten commandments slabs do not cheat

on your wife and he was like peanut butter and jelly no like literally a sandwich that came down it was served as the platter and he was like oh what is this and god was like you're welcome and then he had it that's how good peanut butter and jelly is i've been going with jiff peanut butter lately i finally hopped on jiff natural peanut butter yeah what's your peanut butter are you jiff i'll eat any peanut butter i know it is it is a thing the one i buy now is jiff but if like if somebody has peter pan i'm not like gross i'm not like gross i'm not eating that it's a nice it's the alternate uniform you're straight up bitch if you don't

eat random peanut butter never really had bad peanut butter like i have had bad ketchup before though yeah that was a weird thing for me yeah i was just at chili's and i was like this tastes like lipstick kind of weird yeah definitely peanut butter very good any peanut butter no worries what kind of jelly uh is it con conquered con concord grape concord grape is it conquered conquered grape conquered like it's like a tribe conquered grape no air Air Jordan teams up with grape jelly. The Concord Grape Jellies. There's Concord 5, Jordan, though.

Alright, let's go viral. You wanna go viral? I like turtles, turtles, turtles. Turtles. We used to do that for like half an hour. Yeah. Yeah. Turtles, turtles. These nuts.

Got him. All right. Hashtag. Hashtag. Hashtag. hashtag is so overrated sometimes i gotta check them out you know like what do we want to dive into first hashtag is so overrated anything bloody marys Bloody Marys. Seriously. Right. What's good about them? Nothing.

Nothing. Like, Bloody Mary people just... Come to yourself and realize that it's just tomato juice. Right? With vodka. And a whole bunch of other bullshit that doesn't belong in there. Who's not throwing up after two bloody marys bloody marys is literally throw up in a mason jar what else can we put in it

seriously i mean just put a stick of celery in there yeah some bacon a few olives throw a naked barbie in there why not what else we got throw a couple cigarette butts let's have it before a football game bloody mary's the name let's have it for a name a perfectly good start to the day brunch sunny outside bloody mary yeah let's start it always on a sunday too first thing i want bloody like have some respect dude it's so and people love them they love them and what gets me is when you like the comparison to parallel you're gonna pick a bloody mary over a mimosa it's orange juice and champagne my man i think the reasoning is that it's like a meal you know if you don't want to i'm eating light today i had a fucked up day yesterday i'm just gonna it's like a meal replacement it's

got your veggies and plus you're still kind of turning up that is like the the drink for people who don't like vegetables though you know it's always a lady that doesn't like vegetables it's like i'll take a bloody mary it, dude, it's every fucking vegetable ever. They're so overrated that like people hype them up so much that I want to convince myself that I like them. I want to keep trying them because it's overrated. And I've come to my conclusion, they're just not good. It's just not for you. They're just not good.

No, in general, honestly, they're just not good. Yeah. Does your mom drink them? No. Mom's way too picky, but my mother-in-law does. Mimosas, though? Yeah, my mom drinks mimosas. There's nothing wrong with a mimosa.

It's the glass for me. So thin. It's like a light bulb. It's like you're drinking out of a fucking light bulb. You squeeze it too hard. It's still pretty good. It's worth it. No no the yeah the mimosa i mean come on yeah it's like sexy glass sexy way to drink it like the word what do you what

would you rather have if you didn't know what it was a mimosa or a bloody mary you know the answer you know the answer my friend you drink a mimosa and it's like you're on a commercial like on the sandals like yeah bloody mary you're just like inhale yeah let me take a bite of the celery here the crunch weird i kind of want one no one's good that's like me and thin mints i just is that you're overrated or just everybody's thin mints thin mints thin you thin mints i like them it's more of a like a chocolate when they mix chocolate and mint i'm just like do we have to are you mint chocolate chip ice cream i'm like yeah mints get mint the fuck out i get a weird i got i got a weird thing i think it's just in my blood because my mom you know how whenever women are pregnant they have like cravings you know yeah

my mom one of her big cravings was mint chocolate chip ice cream ice cream when she was pregnant with me so i think it's kind of like yeah i think it is it's not my go-to yeah put some mint chocolate chip in a bloody mary sure why not take my money come on but uh yeah no mint stuff so like girl scout cookies your number one thin mints yeah damn yeah are you but here's where we take it to a different level are you putting them in the fridge are you eating them out of the cupboard i'm not a serial killer come on serial dater yes those and then uh dude like the fucking mints that you get from olive garden to have like the chocolate on the bottom and those do bang are you kidding why are they refreshing oh my god that's the best thing now getting on the tour of italy on the tour of italy and i'm like i just

need one little thing just getting mint i eat all of them though where the mints i'm like shit all around my mouth oh my god that's scary that was a lot dude i was like this is weird maybe they know or then she had a cigarette i was like no they don't okay maybe she worked nope bandana baby she's like i heard thin mints and she can hear all this right now oops oh man all right what's your overrated or you just going with pretty much uh what else uh what is this what is the what we got with the clock here is this our shot clock dude got 18 minutes get it over half court got the first media time out coming up for the

he just saw that hey we got the on-air sign too this is bobbing time he's the man he's she's running oh she's scared it's okay. He's the man. What's the next hashtag? Here we go. Hashtag odd items I don't throw out. Odd items I don't throw out. The first thing that came to my head was iPhone boxes. Just boxes in general. Every box. I'm like, you know what? I might be moving soon.

You just moved in in very good to stuff some shit in there like boxes are low-key value shoe boxes if i get a good pair of shoes the box i'm like absolutely why do i need to keep this no big big box guy yeah um for some reason i always have like some like chick-fil-a sauce in a drawer like a random ass drawer too then i'm like sure maybe one day maybe one day i'll need this polynesian it's absolutely true on these eggs you never know there's always a rant everybody has a random ass drawer in their house of just who the fuck of just cords and shit cords coins Sausage. Coming up next on TLC. Coins and Sausage. KKS. Coins and Kites.

It's out right here, right now on Coins. Coins and Sausage. Hey, I'm Gaffy! It's always the most caffeinated guy on that show. What's the guy that does the home remake thing that was like, Oh, it's going to blow up! So they blow up the houses and remodel them. I think his name was Ty.

Can you pull that up, dude? On HGTV. Ty. Ty. He was so like me in two years. Oh, my. HG, HG, HG. The world's greatest makeover.

HGTV blowing up houses no not sure yeah his name's ty that's chipping chipping dale that's chipping chipping dale it's chipping joe it's like my sister's idols chipping joe look up hgtv ty p-e-N-I-S. T-Y, not... Yeah. You just said a whole bunch of letters. Sorry. T-Y, as in the name, like Ty.

Hilton. Highlights. Ty Pennington! Is that him? Yeah, dude. That's like me in two years. I'm about to do that. Holy shit.

What's that video? Can you look up a video where he blows up a house dude it's so fried he's so hype but who wouldn't be when you're blowing up a house we use that for a fucking video our first video ever hold on we gotta find that video dude there's no way ty pennington what what were our keywords for that house house blowing up ty pennington type that in house blowing up ty pennington did you already type that in yeah basically blowing up blowing up house oh it's the same shit maybe not hgtv take that out i'm trying to get dirty here take that out i'm trying to get dirty here he did get so hyped though bro he's like oh that's it is that it no no no no i think maybe

maybe it yeah maybe i don't know maybe maybe it'll work what what is this extreme makeup dude What is this? Extreme makeup. Dude, it is. It is, dude. Ow! Growing up the daybed and the dishwasher, that was pretty cool. But just to compare, those each had three sticks. Perfect casting for this. The house had over 300 sticks of dynamite. Tony! When you're ready, I'm ready!

Where is your... Fire in the hole! Dude, seriously, look. It sounds like he's getting stabbed, dude. Oh! Dude, fire in the hole. He says fire in the hole. You can't not say fire in the hole like that, though, dude.

If you're saying fire in the hole, it has to be like run that back, bro. Run that fire in the hole back. It's textbook fire in the hole. Why is he like a little raspy? He kind of has like sick school voice. Blowing up dynamite. The house, hundred sticks of dynamite.

Johnny! When you're ready, I'm ready! Pleasure. Fire in the hole! Fire in the hole! Holy shit, dude. That poor ass house.

In the house had 19,000 sticks of dynamite in it. What if they left their dog in there they left all their shit in there dude keys fucking crock pots and shit oh i'm so glad you found that video bailey dude bailey's in the kennel in the fucking laundry room oh fire in the hole she hears that and the last thing is just she hears that and the last thing is just and then oh shit what a fucking what if you got casted for that

you're just gonna you know scream when houses blow up I'd be like dude the dude who was so excited about doing it too that guy you ready to do this my pleasure he was ready to build up for that video insane yeah 19 000 sticks of dynamite miller home expo Miller Home Explosion. Where do they live? Fucking Area 51? How come there's not one?

We can only pick houses to remodel that live in the desert. Oh, God. Ty Pennington. I'm renewed. Holy shit. You need to have him on. If the title of this episode isn't Fire in the Hole, I'm going to kill you. Nah, it's going to be like baggage.

All right. All right. Let's do days of the week. Okay. Tuesday. National peanut brittle day. Peanut brittle. Where are we at on that? What the hell is it? We were Day. Peanut brittle. What are we at on that?

What the hell is it? We were just talking about peanut butter. I don't know. Peanut brittle. It's like the caramel version of peanut butter. We don't use. We have peanut brittle and jelly. I don't know where you're from.

Greenwood? Oh, yeah, it is. So it's like a chip version, like a crunchy version. Kind of annoys me, honestly. It looks really good. It looks like it is. So it's like a chip version, like a crunchy version. Kind of annoys me, honestly. It looks really good. It looks like it'd be rich. Have you seen Eight Crazy Nights? Movie guy. Dude, I actually have, but I forget.

Yeah, I'm not gonna. Dude, I'm worthless when it comes to having a movie. I know. Even if I've seen it, I'm like, I forget every single thing about it. That's the only my point being it was really funny though i remember it being like holy shit this is hilarious yeah but why is it so funny i mean it's animated so it's just like you know dude i went with my dad on a road trip like a u indie game and they watched that on the bus and my dad was like

kind of laughing at it i was like what he's human that's good no but in that movie whitey the old guy sandler steals some peanut brittle at the mall he's like how is that peanut brittle no you're right though crunchy and delicious that's the only thing i know about that does kind of show out at the mall you ever walk by that like one bougie like kiosk that has a bunch of that shit and you just smell it you You just smell a bunch of nuts and shit. It does smell rich. You're right. Like very...

A little too much. But it's still good. National Green Juice Day. That seems right up your alley. National Green Juice Day? What's a green juice? I guess Mountain Dew could be in that category. Really?

Green juice. I'm just saying it's green drinks. Is Sprite green? Nah, bottles are green though. what's a green juice you i guess mountain dew could be in that category really green juice i'm just saying it a green drinks is sprite green no bottles green though god mountain dew kids are so scary total that matt there's always a mountain dew kid drank a whole case last night it's like you're gonna be an issue later on in life dude the ones that had the bottled version they were always like somehow had it at school yeah it's like damn mountain dude you're nine years old bro it's 9 a.m we still can't drink fucking coke like the like the kids like after a basketball game who would get like a mountain dude i'm like what the fuck is wrong with you weird in a candy bar dad always running running your family? Dad always wore a Dale Earnhardt hat.

Go ahead, get you a do. Go ahead, get you a do. It's all one thing. Chew and do. How's that not a gas station thing yet? What are you getting? Chew and do. Chew and do.

Chew and do. Chew and do. All new at Speedway, the Chew and Do. I just get a whole log of chew and a little bit of do the convenience stores of speedway oh i think i could go for a sprite at any point in time a sprite sprite i think about having sprite with breakfast every now and then you're the commanding kid only only Sprite version. No, it's different.

If I'm at a breakfast spot on like a Saturday morning, you know? Like what time? Sometimes it gets refreshing at like 9.30, 10 a.m. With Sprite with ice, a straw. Yeah. You know, if you're having like a, let's say you're having like the Mexican skillet. Tough to beat a Sprite to go along with that. Right. I mean mean you're right though you can't just you gotta that's like the drink you know you can't just eat pizza and like have

like a glass of water no makes the pizza infinitely better when you have an ice cold sprite it does need to be a like a soft drink with pizza right you can't just have a normal drink i can't yeah it literally has to be a soft drink if i if i have beer with pizza it's too much it's too much like how full are you after so full bite already have heartburn you know r-o-l-a-i-d-s spells relief wednesday national chocolate cake day no i think i think of that chocolate on chocolate cake not really my favorite cake National Chocolate Cake Day. I think of that chocolate on chocolate cake. Not really my favorite cake, honestly.

If we're doing cake, I'm thinking... I like white cake. I think I'm pro-white cake. What kind of icing? Pro-white cake. You're a cakist. Am I racist? You're a cakist am i racist you're a cakist uh what kind of icing anyway probably no icing

no no no no i'm always icing i'm pro icing like the brownies with no icing on them yeah did you forget did somebody literally forget and just be like, oh shit, yep, those are them. Who invented those? What? Psycho. I'm not the opposite of icing,

but when it comes to cake, I like chocolate cake, white icing. I get that. I think that's the best combo. Or any colored ice, like really just anything. I'm a bitch for some icing.

If it's blue, people are like, ew, too much. I'm i'm like yeah scoop it up baby that's like a cookie cake when they oh man when one when one slice of the cookie cake just has like a fuck ton of icing i know come to papa but they like when they make cookie cakes they don't put enough icing on it at all ever Ever. I guess it depends on what you're like. The crusty birthday.

The crust. Yeah. I'm just going to tell them it's somebody's birthday with like the longest name of all time. The. Oh, I was going to say, don't look up cookie cake. I'm going to fucking start, you know, going wild over here. Thursday.

National have fun at work day if you have fun at work you know we're working day in your life dude add that to the work lingo thing national kazoo day what's a kazoo

I think it's one of those things that's like... It's like a... Birthday party thing? Yeah. No. It's not like a harmonica. Can you look up kazoo? It's not like a harmonica, but it's like a...

Oh, it is a birthday party thing. Yeah. Can you look up a kazoo noise real quick, dude? Oh, God. Kazoo sound effect, maybe. The car just fucking honked. He's like, I got you one better. Oh, this is it.

Are you fucking... It's always a website like this. Yeah. Ten straight hours of kazoo sound. Seriously, why would I need that but play it? What's happening? seriously why why would i need that but play it sometimes i feel like i have watched every tv show and movies in the world bro is this an ad this is crazy it's the most youtube shit ever 10 hours dude are you kidding me when i'm with friends i like to have fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun i like to have fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!

I like to sing. This is crazy. Dance. Pretend. This kid is so... Oh! What a perfect setup dude that's you as a kid

this kid definitely this kid definitely checked in the rehab oh my god i like to have fun I like to pretend That was intense man I don't ever want to hear that again Like could we ask for a better kazoo video though 10 hours though Who is doing that Him No it was like Yeah well I'll upload this 10 hour long video

The export time is going to take me 2 weeks But once I do it'll be worth it. Who can upload that? Seriously, though. What kind of bandwidth are you rocking, bro? Apparently, lemon juice. I love the description. You want me to play another one?

I don't know if we can top it, but yeah, let's see what old Abraham Lincoln down here wants to say. If you can't strum it... Hey, what areiv's here and i needed to do a video on how to play the kazoo or in this case oh you needed to the mighty i couldn't sleep last night how come i can hear him more than the kazoo? Pretty simple on how to play the kazoo. A little difference is that the way you just... You can hear him like...

Which is cool, too, if you're doing that kind of, you know... Dude, somebody married him. That's how I'm getting that particular sound. Isn't your dad that fucking kazoo guy? I don't know what you're talking about. Which is cool, too. Dude, you're playing a kazoo. Yeah, like every fucking video, he says,

if you can't strum it, hum it. That's not my dad. What are you talking about? Hum, not blow, in all caps. Okay. that's not my dad what are you talking about hum not blow in all caps okay why do you do the birthday song that's all i want to know all right saturday national wait no no friday friday friday national puzzle day you ever successfully finished a puzzle a lot of people were doing puzzles at the beginning of quarantine. I'm like, don't you have anything else you could do?

Something. Come on. You're just doing it for the Instagram story. We know you didn't finish that puzzle. My mom does puzzles a lot. Yeah? Mm-hmm. It's like a therapy thing.

I don't know. I guess. That'd piss me off. Opposite of therapy. Right. I'd be like, fuck this! Yeah. Your therapist is just like, why don't you try to calm piss me off. Opposite of therapy. Fuck this! Your therapist is just like, why don't you try to calm down

and try a puzzle every now and then and get your mind off stuff. I'll try it. Fire in the hole! My house blows up. Saturday, National Croissant Day. Croissant and mimosa. What's sexier than that?

Nothing. Put them together. Let's have a baby. No shit. Burger King with the croissants. I always had mad respect for that. Now they're like, no, no, no, no, no. We're going to do our own thing.

Croissant. It was like, oh. We're not going to do that. Yeah, that's true. Burger King went to the old logo. You like it? Yeah. logo you like it yeah i really like it yeah no i do who doesn't like that do you see that i miss burger king man burger king like for a while it was popping up but yeah that's that one on the right yeah

they went back to it but i didn't have a problem with the old one i didn't either i really didn't either it's like a very rare thing it's like i like the old one like they're both good one and they're rare thing it's like I like the old one and now they switched to this one and they're good the blue in the old one I was like refreshing yeah

that's a Sprite coming in on the side I know this one's yeah this one's cool I mean it's a literal burger you know you got the buns and everything

Pizza Hut did the same thing they like went back oh see that see that one down there to the left that B and the K right there oh dude whoa dude somebody's a genius like went back oh see that see that one down there to the left that b and the k right there oh dude

whoa somebody's a genius holy cow somebody's a fucking genius bro that's one of those that like you don't realize it and then once you realize it you never see it again you know like the fedex with the arrow and the e i know i was so pissed when somebody else told me about that i was like god yeah i see that goddamn arrow i'm blind i'll never make it like he's sitting in traffic behind a fucking fedex truck i was like dude didn't you like i went through a big burger king phase man i was like i'm burger king number one over mcdonald's for sure yeah but i feel like they just're just not around as much. Really? Their food was good. Their logo was cool.

They had a cool mascot. It seems so much cooler than McDonald's. Yeah. But when you were a kid, you never really wanted to go to Burger King, did you? No, I did. I felt like I was a hipster fast food kid. Everybody was like, McDonald's, McDonald's. I was like, I'm going with the king.

I'm going with Burger King, bitch. I'm getting a Whopper. Take your Big Mac. That was like, I'm going with the king. I'm going with Burger King, bitch. I'm getting a Whopper. Take your Big Mac. That Play Place, though? Burger King's Play Place sucks. Dude, the Burger King King S is the fucking best. Is he drooling right there? The best commercial of all time is when they used to throw the fucking king

on the NFL fields and he would pick off passes and shit. Nothing better than that. Burger King, King, NFL, yes. Dude,

yes. This shit was the best idea I've ever seen. Never forget, quick click on the video. Like it's, I think they got the, nice.

Yes. Dude, and they put like the, the NFL music. This shit right here, bro. Yeah, hit the music

because they got the, just the kazoo guy still. Dude, like the NFL, like the classic NFL music. And shit right here, bro. Yeah, hit the music because they got the... Just the kazoo guy still. Dude, like the classic NFL music. And you're like, what is going to happen here? Dante Culpepper going deep. I remember this play. I remember this play. Holy fuck, dude.

That is the best thing of all time. It really is. Dude. Fire commercial. Sunday NFL ticket fire wow the person who came up

with that idea they are who's able to do that kind of shit I know especially like back in 2003 but whoever did that man

they are still everybody was like everybody's dad was like they got like an apartment in like fucking Dubai just off of that

that's how loaded they are. Man, that's amazing. They got Deion Sanders. Go to that next one. Doing the Deion hop. Bro. Deion Sanders like picked up a pass when he played for the Ravens though?

Dude, he does a high step. Are you kidding me? Shut up. Shut up. This is why Burger King is better than McDonald's. Sorry, set it. Dude, look. He he's gonna do the dance. Oh wait. They're gonna cut back to it. I know they are Yes, that's amazing yes that's amazing bk over mcdees did burking have a play place can you look that up burking play place maybe like one of them did and like yeah it had to have been like a crazy one on

vacation or something on vacation you know oh shit oh yeah the play places that were outside i was like no thanks right was this joe's crab shack Thanks. Right. Is this Joe's Crab Shack? Dude grew up at Joe's Crab Shack. I know that guy I work with. Guy that just walked by outside. All right,

let's go Sunday. National Hot Chocolate Day. I love some hot chocolate. But not, really only like November and December. Hot chocolate's such a Christmas drink.

It's way too hot. I'm like, can I have hot chocolate, and can you make it now and give it to me in four and a half hours? Because what the fuck am I supposed to do with it? Just like sit it on somebody's nightstand and watch it get knocked over? That's how I am with coffee too. I'm like, okay. Oh, good.

Thanks for the coffee. I'll drink it tomorrow morning. Yeah, they're making your hot chocolate and it's Thai Pennington. Fire in the hole! Real shit. Hot chocolate down Sunday. Is that it?

Shot 143. 143. 143. OG Spress. Thanks for coming on, dog. Cool, man. Yeah, this was fun. See you, bro.

Didn't even tell us to sleep. All right. You're just sliding out the back door. All right. Whatever. Pants are too tight. He's laughing. He's like, oh, that's hilarious.

They're hugging those cheeks. All right. Remember to follow. Yeah. At Benedict Polizzi on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Came cameo and at Joey Molinaro on all the same stuff. But OK. Talk to you guys next week. Peace.