Espresso - BEST OF ESPRESSO Your Biggest Mistake You Couldn't Admit

Episode Date: July 20, 2023

on this BEST OF ESPRESSO ep benny has @joey_mulinaro on to discuss the biggest mistake you've made but didn't want to admit (like putting a booger on the tip of your nose)Links (FOR TRANSISTOR)🔺𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedictLeave a rating and review boo🎧𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗱𝘀 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id1514492317 

Best of Espresso. You ready? The Espresso Podcast is brought to you by Wave 1 Media. If you want to start your own show, visit thewave1.com. Show 166. 66, 66, 66. Oh, God.

I'm in la ciencia. This guy. This guy. this guy Johnson and Schmitty on your radio yeah these guys are sweeter than potato I don't know what shot 166 These guys are sweeter than, uh, potato.

Yeah. I don't know. It's shot 166. Six. Six. Six. Six. Now we're going to hell for that.

Yeah. Johnson Schmitty in the mix. Yeah. A mix like a vodka crayon. Oh, God. Now I'm going to pass it to Schmitty because if he can't do it, nobody can. Oh, God. Cheese. Vodka cheese! Vodka crayon straight to the dome.

Johnson, send me home. Stumble bumble humble bumble, yeah, yeah. I don't know where to go from here. We're at wave one, yeah. Wave one, yeah. We're at wave one, and there's no one that raps like Schmitty. Schmitty's the guy. Getting real litty.

Okay. At wave one, what rhymes with one? Because I can't think of one. Thing to rap about. Jeez, but these guys are in the studio, aren't we? Huh? In the studio just trying to get to you, baby. Doot, doot, doot.

That was hard, man. People underestimate. That is tough. It's hard to sing it. Some people can just do it. I know. Some people can just do it like nothing, dude. It's always good.

That is an incredible talent. This is so hard. It takes me like six takes to get one I'm not even proud of. I'm like, all right, whatever. I'm done. Yeah, no, that was definitely not one that I'm proud of. We were kind of... The vocals sounded good on the mic,

but the words did not sound good. Shot 166 Espresso Podcast with Ben Plitz. We've got Joey Molinaro in the studio. Follow him at Joey Molinaro on all platforms. What's up? Dude, I wore this jersey

For you today Strictly for Johnson I was getting I was putting my clothes on And I was like Shit I don't want to wear Anything too much And you walk in

And I'm like God damn it I had like four different Soccer jerseys And they were all crazy And shit And I was like Nah I'll tone it down

So for those Watching on YouTube Which you should Subscribe obviously To Ben Politi on YouTube to see all the videos from each shot. But you see the AI. Where did you get that? And it's not just, I got it from a flea market. Flea market finds, dude.

That's a real one, too. That's like a hashtag that I'm going to start. Flea market finds, because I get the craziest shit from flea markets. And this is one of them. It's an AI, one of the blue joints, 76ers from like, this is the Like Mike one. Nobody talks about that jersey, that 76ers blue. This is the Lil Bow Wow Like Mike Calvin Cambridge.

What flea markets do you go to? Dude, you, I mean. Flea markets scare the shit out of me. I know, but once you get over that. I can't. Look up, but once you get over that... I can't, dude. Look up... Blue Sixers jersey. Yeah, like he's wearing it in the movie.

Lil Bow Wow. Lil Bow Wow. Yeah. It takes two to make a thing go right. There we go. That was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're good. But, dude, they're everywhere. And once you get over that fear of, like, I may not come out of here,

then you go in and you find something that you can't how come there's always like a room in a flea market that just sells all kinds of knives oh dude yeah that's it but that's what shit goes so hard best maybe best jersey of all time maybe dude i loved how they went with that you know because the six years in the early 2000s they went with kind of they were like look at that shit that shit, dude. It's so silky. Silky, that's crazy. But they went with the black and the white kind of thing, but then they were like, oh yeah, we're Philadelphia, dude. Obviously

flip, flip, flip, flipadelphia, so we got to go with the red, white, and blue alternate. Why don't they just go back to that? That's so nice, but you're right. That's kind of the fun of going to a flea market. You don't know if you're going to get killed or if you're going to find a killer item exactly dude you go in there and one booth will have like crazy ass jerseys like this and like some dope memorabilia and then the next one over it's like guns and shit that is

exactly it that is that is the flea market man that's a flea market experience the name flea market too i'm like i'm good yeah please it always makes my eyes itch for some reason i'm gonna get allergies i'm gonna get a rash if i go in the flea market like it's real dusty you know everything's dusty so you got to kind of work with that you know make sure you take your clareton before you go in but dude half of my wardrobe now is just like shit that i find in there that you know i got like this uh i got this indie 500 trial party hat the other day huh yeah it's like a throwback like i don't know you probably won't be able to find it you probably i have a picture of it on my phone bro but it's uh look at this shit

i'll show it to ben oh yeah that's not you can't find this yeah this is like uh yeah this is this is an ungoogleogle-able item. That's your hat, too. It's like a trucker hat. That fits your head. You're the only guy that can wear that. Time trials, 20... It doesn't say the year. It's for the Indianapolis Marion County Court time trial party.

For the court? I got it for $2, bro. All rise! What the fuck? They're just ditching out on court one day on like car bay and going getting fucked up at the track like everybody else. Court? Yeah. Bro, that is weird. Indianapolis court number

15. It's got like a little bear on it for some reason. Court 15? They label them like IPA schools? Court 176. Where are you at, man? For a two hour delay. I'm at court number 15, dog. Ah, shit. I hate that judge there.

Yeah, dude. IPS schools. 172. I'm like, what's their spirit wear look like? Is that a hoodie that says 172 on it? That'd be pretty hard, though. That's not bad. 172.

IPS Wildcats. Shit, I guess. So, John, this jersey and that hat that I found, you need to go. I'll take you to a flea market. Let's go, vlog. Let's go! First ever espresso blog,

and we just go to a fucking flea market or like an antique mall. I would love that. Antique malls already smell like shit to me. Well, I mean, they smell antique. It smells like in here, kind of. It's just got an old kind of musty smell smell dude yeah everything's all rickety and yes you don't know if you're gonna fall through the floor but there's one that's just right down the road antique malls bro i'm already sneezing ben there's one though in edinburgh that's right

by where uh where i got married no it's right it's right behind the outlet mall and that's where it's called yeah there it is flea market 76 of course a number two yeah exit 76 15 ips 172 exit 76 dude it's unreal and look at this like yeah all these booths i love those booths i got a reggie miller flojo jersey there for like 50 bucks a real one yes stitched uh i mean they have everything you want in there it's all that's where i see that they had a they had a giant subway sign like oh fuck i remember that like they still want that like they ripped it off the outside of the subway and they just put it in their booth like a subway like fat like sand like sub shop like a subway

shot like a train no no no yeah not like train 184 like chips and drink subway like walk in that that subway i do that in normal subways too. But they have like that kind of, they have all that. We'll go down to that one and your mind will be blown. I wish we got that subway sign. That's the most fucked up thing

I just have on my wall in my room. It's still there. It's still there. You check every day. No, like whenever I go back, I'm like, subway sign? Okay. Just leaving.

I tell them when I walk out, I'm like, hey, just, you know, before you sell that one, just make sure you hit me. There it is. That's exactly what it looks like. Holy shit. I want that in my room right now.

Look at that, bro. Like, they just ripped that, just defaced the subway and just left with it. Bro, we should get that and bring it in here and just slap it right there. Wave One Studios. I mean, Subway Studios. That's it right there, man. That's so hard, bro. That's so hard, bro. That's so hard.

Oh, my God. Does it light up? Dude, imagine that above your bed. That's such a guy thing. I know. Dude, every girl listening to this podcast is like, what the fuck? Hey, I'll bring you home and give you a nice six-inch, baby. Hey, honey, I decorated the room.

Do you want a footlong? Add some of my Italian meats on the six inch here. Oh, God. You could upgrade to a footlong. Bring in Schmitty. Whoa. Oh, geez. I got other big news, dude.

I got other big news. I was about to text it to you, but I knew I wanted to save it for this. Nervous. Woke up this morning. Checked my notifications. Yeah. Got a follow from Jerome Bettis. No.

Yeah, dude. Every time he got the ball and Chris Berman was anywhere near him. The bus, dude. Choo-choo. Dude, how do you tackle him? Get off the tracks. The bus is coming through into my notifications. I lived with DB in college.

He was my roommate, and he had the most confidence in the world, but the only thing he didn't have confidence about was how the fuck do you tackle him? That's the only thing. He's like, I tackle anybody, Adrian, anybody, anybody, anybody, but i showed him a picture of him and he's like no i mean no his knee to your fucking skull you're dead what do you do why how is he fast automatic how's he fast one time there was just like a like a behind the scenes like life of jerome bettis playing

in a kilroy's on mute and the whole bar was popping i wasn't talking to anybody i was just watching it the whole time on mute dude no captions i was just like 45 minutes dude then you want to go over to the street i was like not until this football life's over i'm going to school on the bus well i was kind of good on madden too every video game it's like damn because they knew it's just like you know if you're if you're really fast or you break a lot of tackles in real life you're going to be even faster and break even more tackles in a video game he's always like rating like 88 i mean overall when i when i got that

follow i just like reflected back and i was like that fucking nickname jerome bettis yellow and black yellow the bus 30 why is 36 such a bus number bus 36 here we go bro the most fucking bus number ever just i mean i really don't think that nickname gets talked about enough. It's the bus. It's just his last name's Bettis. Everything's perfect. And the Berg.

Oh, my God. Best nickname ever. Maybe. So tight. And what's so funny, too, is like if he came out now, he'd be a center. Like literally. They wouldn't even think about putting it there. Okay.

Nose guard. He's got, you know, Kyber. He's got quick feet. You like him at the center position. a center like literally they wouldn't even think about putting it they're like okay nose guard he's got you know kyber belly guy he's got quick feet you like him at the center position be able to get leverage and then like two techniques yeah like it'd be a d tackle or a center and then back then they were just like nope biggest guy in the field give him the rock how do you so i knew you'd be excited about that so i wanted to i want to save that for the show. Deaf favorite player growing up. Big time, yeah.

I got the baseball Steelers jersey, Jerome Bettis, and I was like, I about DM'd him. I was like, yo, man. Yeah, can you sign this and send it back? You got to pay for shipping now. Actually, just take it here and you're boss. Oh, God. How's your dog, bro? How's happy? He ate your your couch didn't he my fucking bed

he ate your bed bro dude dogs just eat fucking anything happy is going through your dog's like nah remotes i'm over that i've graduated i'm gonna eat your bed yep remotes shoes nah bad time and you know what he's he's good I love him. He's my best friend, but he's in his terrible two phase, dude. He won't shut the fuck up. He's always trying to run around. He's always needing attention. I don't think I've heard him bark.

He's just always doing some shit. Dude, unbelievable. Remember I was at your house and we were recording something and he just pissed on the floor for like four minutes? Yeah. We were like, holy shit. I was going to record it but like my phone ran out of storage he's

pissing so long dude i mean this guy like this guy like this guy yeah no he like uh wow this guy's just cat calling oh man you're spitting game bro you drinking a code red holy shit that's me like next week what's up you might headbutt his way through the studio that was so scary i was like he's not getting through i know will smith's glass he's not getting through that uh no but happy's good he's in his terrible two phase like i said uh we came home the other night and literally our bed was just everywhere like everywhere in the apartment just foam from our bed like what was he doing you think he just like liked the feel of it or do you think there's a chocolate center in it he's just like dogs are crazy like that like they'll just sniff something

obviously and then they'll just like do that crazy thing where they you know how that's how they that's how they like in their instincts they like kill something is you know when they get a toy and they're like shaking their neck so hard yeah it's because they're like just breaking the neck rope yeah dude ropes and so that's what he was doing i know that's what he's doing shaking his head all over your bed dude just going absolutely nuts my three cats are just watching. I'm like, this fucking psychopath. Why did they bring him home? The cats. Yeah.

That's good, man. Hey, we got some catching up to do. I don't know how personal we can get, but you're a fucking man of the town with the lady now. I'm all over the place. You're a romantic, dude. I'm the most romantic man in the world. Dinner.

Dinner. Last night, dinner. Every day I wake up, I'm like, what are we getting? Dinner. I Oats O's. Man of the town. Good for you, dude. Yeah, Mara's cool.

Never thought I'd see the day. Hey. Mara, she must be doing something. Must be doing something right, huh? Oh, God. It's not just appetizers. I'll tell you that. I know your crazy ass has been waiting for the opportunity to do dates like this where you get desserts because you're all about desserts.

I know. Me and her have completely different tastes, though. Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah. She's like creamy vanilla and and I'm like, chocolate, every second. I'm like, I want the brownie lava. She's not about that, so I'm like, fuck. But you know what, though, man?

I mean, you've been going on these dinners. You've been probably getting a lot of dessert, and you still physically look good. Thanks, dude. I didn't know that was coming. Just a guy compliment off. Hey uh just trying to get like you that's every dude that's every fucking like after a guy gives you a compliment just trying to be like you man no matter how and that's it you can walk both ways you don't see each other for 10 years no matter how good straight like you peace no matter how big of a sack of shit they are you know it could be the ugliest motherfucker in the world.

Hey, man. If only it could be like you. Yeah, right. And then he goes home and tells his wife. He's like, you'll never guess who said they want to be like me. And she's like, no, they didn't. His wife's like, what the fuck? His wife, like, doesn't even know because she's

out cheating on him. Yeah. He's just talking to a fucking wall. Hey, honey. Hump day. You'll never guess. He's just talking to some dry wall in the garage. Hump day. Drinking a Miller Lite. Stupid as fuck.

Hey, hump day. Hump day. I'm still shitting. nobody thought that video was funny. Dude! Should we go into that? Robot Hottie! That was the biggest L we've ever taken on the internet. But you know what? It's like my favorite video.

I know! Robot Hottie! Dude, that's like a Saturday Night Live sketch. That is, like, that's hilarious. Like, if I saw fuckin' Colin Jost doing that, I would be dying laughing. Dude, that's like a Saturday Night Live sketch. That's hilarious. If I saw fucking Colin Jost doing that, I would be dying laughing. It's every guy. Introducing Robot Hunty.

Hi, Hunty. I love you, Hunty. Yeah, I don't know what it is, but after you're 30 years old and you're engaged, it's not Hunty anymore. You throw a T in there. How you doing, Hunty? I think what it is, I think why we took the L on the internet is because that was all the guys on the internet.

Is what it is. Yeah, everybody that watches is like, that's not me and my hunty. While they're wearing their Sperry's with their fucking polo shirt. No way, those guys used to be Fonte Honte. Talking to a wall. On the golf course

showing their other Honte Botes. Hey, Bontes, look at this. This guy made a video about a couple Hontes. God damn it, dude. Speaking of that, though, dude, the fucking young professional uniform is out in full force. Oh, now?

Oh, dude. Dude, once summer hits, guys just cannot wait to get in those Lululemon pants. Jesus Christ. I went to Starbucks before this, and then I was trying to find parking around downtown. It was the lunch hour, so everywhere it was just a bunch of hot dudes. How you doing? Trying to get like you. How you doing?

Looking good. Trying to get like you. How you doing? Looking good. Hey, just trying to get like you. Every fucking conversation good trying to get like you how you doing looking good hey just trying to get like you every fucking conversation dude everybody had a chipotle bag oh shit fucking uh no socks and slippers on or the fucking what they're not slippers they're probably yeah well either sparrows or loafer loafers no socks and loafers with either shorts or khakis and then a polo shirt from what school they went to.

Just in all the music in the background, it's like the music from a Viagra commercial. Just young professional guy uniform hour. Jesus Christ. Yeah, the very like stitched up hemmed, double hemmed dress shirts. Yep. Like, you know, they got the cone titties going. Just an Express commercial. Cone titties. Yeah. They got the cone titties going an express commercial cone titties yeah they got the mini cones oh yeah what's up

just trying to get my cones like you can't get rid of these cones crohn's disease no cones disease if you are suffering from cones disease stop eating bagels every single morning with cream cheese all over them. If you're experiencing Cone titties, stop going to Chipotle every day for lunch. And stop running down the stairs at a quick pace, because those things aren't moving. No matter how excited you are to go to Chipotle for lunch, because we know you are going to Chipotle. Go down the stairs to your cubicle. Hey, Hotties.

We got happy hour going on. We thinking brothers later, Hotties? Jeez. I couldn't believe how many were out, dude. I was like, wow. Convention? Is this an express for men convention? I did not miss this in the pandemic.

God damn. Everybody just go back home. Everybody take your cones home. Take your cones home. Take your cone titties and get. E.T. cones home. God damn it. All right.

Let's get to this question. All right. Yeah. All right. Are we talking about ours first? Yeah, sure. All right. let's get to this question. All right, yeah. All right. Are we talking about ours first? Yeah, sure. Espresso question of the week. What's the dumbest mistake you've ever made and you don't want to admit? What you got?

Yeah, so I was thinking about it for a little bit when you posed it to me, and two things, like two come out, and they're all under the same category, and I'm just notorious for doing this for some reason. But there's been multiple times that I put the peanut butter in the fridge, and then I put the grapes in the pantry. I flip-flop them. Grapes? Yeah.

Like grape jelly. No, like grapes. Grapes in a bowl that you would keep in the fridge to keep fresh and cold you know it had snack on a few and then like for some reason in the right in the pantry like an hour later my sister would open the pantry and be like why are there grapes in here i'm like oh shit did i do that and then i do it even worse bro i'll put like the remote in the fridge on some fucking autopilot shit and i'll be like i'll be right there and then the next day i'm like where the fuck's the remote well you're not even yeah you're not even thinking about it you like exchange that you're like take the milk out put the remote in

there yeah dude weirdest place you've ever found the remote it's like in the garage next to a hammer you're like fuck i don't know why yeah just multiple times i've just dropped the peanut butter right in the fridge cold peanut butter doesn't sound bad right now and honestly it doesn't but it's just like the biggest fucking hate the word brain fart but it is yeah it's bad it's not brain brain brain bomb brain buster brain buster it's a butter it's a yeah i mean i could be on something there but it's a small mistake but like yeah my family always just like hey make sure you don't put the fucking peanut butter lock the doors don't put everything's all good make sure the pets can have their food don't put the fucking peanut butter in the fridge don't put the potato chips in the microwave joey holy shit all right this is a bag just

hot chips all right john clark i was 11 and I secretly picked my nose in a family friend's minivan backseat, and I didn't want to wipe it anywhere. So I just put it on the tip of my nose. What? Holy shit. The dead center of my stupid face. It was massive and bloody. Bro, this is a great story.

The mom saw it in the rear view mirror and asked if i needed a napkin but i declined everyone even the adults pretended it wasn't there when we got in the house this is how to do just had a what a booger on his nose like a professional booger the best booger of all time right there. So did he just think that perhaps they thought he wiped his nose or sneezed a little bit and then it got on there by accident and he didn't notice? I don't know why he decided to put it right there. Why not like... Didn't want to wipe it anywhere, so I put it on the tip of my nose.

I mean, in that situation, you got to... I would put it back in my nose. In that situation, you got to just do like the like, can I scoot up at all and just under the seat? Yeah. But I mean, he's in a car, bro. Just wipe it somewhere. That's what I'm saying.

Like adjust yourself. Grow up and make their car disgusting. Grow up and wipe your boogers. Grow up and steal their car disgusting. Grow up and wipe your boogers. Grow up and steal a subway sign. All right, here we go. Kai, Kai, Kai, 44. Biggest mistake you've ever made that you don't want to admit to. I took a dump in my friend's bed and left early in the morning.

And when asked, said it wasn't me. Dude, I've never really heard of anybody shitting the bed. When people are like, did you shit the bed? I'm like, does that really happen? I know. Like going to the bathroom,

like peeing. That's like understandable. Even like at any age, it's like, okay. Yeah, you had a dream where you're probably like peeing on a tree, but you're just saturating your bed. Or you just didn't want to get up and go to the bathroom like me last night.

And just piss all over your bed. Yeah, you got to pee so bad. You don't want to get up so bad. You just take the L. Get a whole new bed. I mean. I'm good. Happy already ate it up anyway, so.

Just fucking piss all over it, dude. There are a couple matches on it. mean, I'm good. Happy already ate it up anyway, so. I'm just fucking pissed all over it, dude. There were a couple matches on it. Dude, I don't know. So I'm wondering, like, so was this by accident? I guess. And then he got up and just wiped his ass and then moved on to the next thing? It sounds like he, like, took a dump, like, did everything, like, squatted down. Okay, that's what I was about to say.

Like, did the old, like, drop trout, just fucking squat. See you later, bitch bitch i don't know drop trout i've been saying that a lot recently i don't know why drop drought that's so gross i don't even know it i guess it's a fishing term you pick up on the grossest words drop trout you always say oh you make fun of people who say i run hot but i do i run hot and uh liquor coat i have like a checklist of words that you say bro that got cold out don't have a jacket so i'm gonna use my uh liquor coat that got brought on to me yeah big time this past winter. I don't know why. It was like the thing. All my friends are saying it besides you.

Everybody, you know. I've definitely thought about that, though. I just didn't know it had a name. Is it walking distance? I mean, you know, got our liquor coat. It's a big Nick Baker phrase for those out there who know that guy. Young professional. Yeah, big cone titty phrase.

All right, here's casey underscore william biggest mistake you ever made but didn't want to admit to turn 5k hold on if he really fucking did this turn 5k to 250k in five weeks trading crypto then lost 90 of it the next month not fun i mean i mean you're just bragging bro you want me to hit you up for like fucking trading advice Jesus Christ I thought it was gonna be one of those at like you know how people comment under shit and it's like an ad I thought that was this I was like pretty nice sliding in but he planted that in there so you would say his ad so then people are like oh not bad no I'm gonna hit him up Casey William but going back to that, though, I mean, crypto, it's all just kind of made up anyway.

So you very well could still have that 250K. Don't know anything about it. Don't want to know. Me either. Gear goes. That sounds like a damn. How many names are taken before you get that name? They're definitely.

Even the Instagram username suggestions don't even go there. I think it's a VTN at the end that does it for me. Dot VTN. Is that even a thing you can go to on the internet? Dot org, dot government, dot VTN. We're trying it. We're going to see. It's going to be...

Dude, it's a fucking stock of course it kind of sounded like it investco trust for investment grade new york print municipals okay well i hate bye bye it's my least favorite word municipals i hate that too i'm like what is that definitely a cone titty word yeah i traded in my municipals, I'll have the number seven. Thanks, Chipotle. My municipal's not doing too well. I have to check my portfolio. And he just slammed his head into the glass. All right, most embarrassing thing, or biggest mistake he's ever made

and didn't want to admit. This is VTN guy. So many times I putted myself second in priorities and so many times instead of saying no i say yes dude that's a bad one that was bad you need to like it's a bad one sorry dude but you sorry bro you need to figure a lot of things out you need to go to some counseling start with your username for the exactly for that and then also for the username. Okay, no. I love those, dude.

Song? Song? Song? Whoa. Song? Song? Hey, what's a song in the background? Song?

Every video you post. Song? Song? Song, please? It's like, dude, just take the three words that are that you hear them google it it literally shows up bop bop bop bop bop google that em celery cleary emc cleary what's the biggest mistake you've ever made but didn't want to admit for me it's when i allowed my dog to shit in the lobby of my apartment building and walked away like it never happened. Yep.

Old happy boy's done that before. Just in the middle of the lobby? Yeah. And, you know, I always, because sometimes, like, I'll bring one bag with me and then he'll use it and, you know, and then I'll be out of bags. But all of a sudden he has, like, a second shit coming through. Yeah. Like, what is that second shit about? I don't know know so then he goes and he drops a little it drops trout and the lobby and then like he's yeah so then i'm out of bags i'm like shit literally but then i'm

you know i just pray that nobody's around and if they are i'm like i'm i'm serious i'm going back up to get a bag right now so i have to run up there get a bag go pick it up it's a whole thing never come back ct ct ct whoa true post of that video that light flickering which is right across the street by the way some dude goes bro why are you always walking in some weird industrial area at night that's so true that needed i don't drive anywhere dude the first time why i've known why for three years first time he saw me in a car was like two weeks ago he was like what the fuck is that a rental did you steal that dude i hate parking downtown oh yeah it's a nightmare i literally haven't even been paying

attention to half the things you've been saying during this pod because i've just been looking directly at my car making sure that nobody goes and tries to tow it in that lot across the street so far so good no no bro let's get everything every parking place downtown so sketchy all right holly fitness what's the biggest mistake you've ever made but didn't want to admit? Every relationship ever, LOL, but probably almost marrying a stripper tops the list. Hmm. Okay. Almost marrying? Yeah.

All right, so you didn't go through with it, so not the biggest mistake. So was that, so she, okay. Almost married. Yeah. Well, there's ups and downs with that. You know, marrying a stripper, possibly marrying a stripper, could be exciting in the bedroom. Yeah.

I mean, I can't think of any negatives, honestly. You live with the realization that people are also seeing them titties. And then that's where you just got to say, I don't know. I don't think I'll ever be a strip club guy. You ever gone? Yeah, I've gone. Yeah.

It's weird. I've gone like three times and two were like bachelor parties. You know, it's just like an oblique, like you just have to do that on a bachelor. It's like mandatory. It's yeah. It's a big cone titty thing.

Like that's cone titty guy. Cone titty guy. Let's go to the garden tonight yeah they're self conscious I can't get excited for it I'm like I don't know they do this all day

you're not special yeah they're self conscious about their cones so they have to go see some other ones I want to see some real cones give me them real things

I want some cones in my face I'm tired to see I'm tired to see I'm tired to see in my own in the mirror. My own cones.

Let's see if we can find one more good one. The episode name of this needs to be cone titty by the way. Cone titty. Cone titties. Got a good one.

Here we go. Here we go. We're coming. We're just the sports talk guys that just like don't say anything for eight seconds and just while they're reading the email that's from 20 minutes just talk to the producer off mic hey you got that pulled up all right here we go last one paradox design co. What's the biggest mistake you've ever made that you didn't want to admit? Okay, so for my honeymoon, we went camping in New Hampshire. Why would you ever go to New Hampshire?

That's the two worst things of all time, camping and New Hampshire. Got all the way there and realized they didn't pack the tent. Sounds like a good thing, bro. So you got to turn around and just not go camping in new hampshire now it looks that looks oh shit that looks great i feel like that's the only thing in new hampshire though like just like there's not even any buildings no they don't have like a wendy's they're all just they're just tree people living in cabins and shit yeah dude there's a helicab That looks really nice. That looks awesome. You want to go camping?

No, but... That's it. Right there. That's the mayor's house and that thing. Just that bridge just under there. The governor.

You cannot come through unless you vote for me next year. No, see, this person, I mean, I can't think of a worse way to start off your marriage

because then automatic just like you're getting you're getting yelled at. This person, I mean, I can't think of a worse way to start off your marriage because then automatic just like you're getting yelled at. Camping. Well, no. Any trip with like a girl that you like is just a nightmare. Yeah. And camping, bro, nobody knows how to camp. You and Mara gone on any trips?

Yeah, we've gone to like cities around here, but like not camping, bro. Like shitting in front of somebody you like is weird enough. Now you got to do it outside, like next to the tent that you forgot. Yeah, there's probably about a million things I could see you doing before I see you camping. Yeah, I don't know. Like even you going to like a football camp back in the day was weird. It was weird for me too. There was the word camp in there.

I was like, he's not supposed to be here. No, not camp. Anything for like, I need to stay the night like where I'm supposed to be. I can't be like out for like three days straight. Football camp. Kind of weird. Definitely very weird. Just a bunch of dudes.

What's up? Shower. Shower's in. We'll hit lunch. Showering, bro. Seven guys. What's up? Shower. Shower's in. We'll hit lunch. Showering, bro. Seven guys. That's so weird. Yeah.

All right. You want to go viral? Sure. V-v-v-v-viral. You're not that guy, pal. You're not that guy. That guy looked like me. You're not that guy, pal.

He looks like me in 10 years. That is my favorite. 15 years. I fucking love that guy. You're not that guy, pal. He looks like me in 10 years. That is my favorite. 15 years. I fucking love that guy. You're not that guy, pal. Dude. Why do you love him? It's just like...

That's me. That's me. It's hysterical, dude. That's my hair like now. No? Yeah, it is. If you let yourself... Like if you got into some comfort, relationship comfort,

and you let yourself go, and you lost your jawline, that's literally you. That's if you and Mara get married. Shit. The eye bags, dude. The Gucci bags. This guy. This guy.

What do you think he drinks? Take it old fashioned. No, yeah. This guy is just Captain and Coke. Captain and Diet Coke for sure at like 9.30 a.m. I mean, I tweet about it. I've seen it one too many thousand times of travel baseball dads, and that's what they are.

This dude's wearing baggy cargo shorts, and if you give him shit about it, he's like, hey, I can put everything in here, huh? What do you think about that? Huh? I wear cargo shorts all the time. You're in the wrong for not doing it pal. He's got one of those retractable knives on his belt. Yep.

One of those and skin you right here. He'll skin you where you stand. Dude, that's another part is skin. Dude, that's hilarious. Skin you where you stand pal. Because if you watch the full video, I don't know if he's had, but he says something similar to that.

He's like, fuck you where you breathe. Fuck you where you breathe, pal. Why is he so mad? What did the guy say to him? I don't know. Wow. He just like, I think this guy. Somebody needs to duet that.

I think this dude just had like, you know, he probably was like getting bitched at by the wife who he already hates. He was going to a CVS and he's already pissed off. Fuck! And then he had some kid that looks like Wyatt that was probably like, you know, he just said something not even like bad to him.

Hey, Dad, your socks don't match. Yeah. And then all of a sudden, he just couldn't handle it anymore. Probably had one too many Captain Cokes, you know. Yeah. had the flask with him in the front had the turban that no that's in his part in his pocket well he had a big pocket he had the turvis and he's just drinking and driving constantly but he's not doing it like heavily he's just sipping on it you know what i mean it's a paper towel wrapped around his jacket coke in the cup holder yeah i don't like the condensation in the cup holder

piss me off pisses me the fuck off dude you know how's the you know who has the most cone tits ever you're not that guy pal that guy bro his cone tits well me and me when i'm married pretty much look at those conies that picture right there is perfect. Literally, that guy's capturing the cone. I think I just love his face, like how he's like so, you know? Oh, my God, bro. When he closes his mouth, he's kind of smirking. That's it right there. He's kind of smirking, but he's not. Like, yeah, one of those aggressive dudes when they're mad, they're smiling.

You're like, what's going on here? Most dangerous guys ever. Yeah. Also comments on like every IG models, pictures and shit. So beautiful. Drop the OF, pal. Calling somebody pal, I just wouldn't even be able to do it. It's so degrading.

Hey, pal. It's like, fuck. Yeah. I don't even know how you say buddy to people. degrading hey pal it's like fuck yeah it's it's i don't even know how you say buddy to people i'm like damn he just called him buddy yeah i've i've i've lightened my mode yeah i've lightened my my my thoughts on that you know you i think buddy and pal they're very you got to be careful it's a very very fine line fine line to walk with buddy and pal. Chief. Oh, Chief is forever bad. Borderline racist. Hey, Chief.

You're like, holy shit. Let's walk this one back, bro. Chief is always bad. Nice fit out there, bro. Dude, that is real nice. The shoes match as well. He's been saving it for a rainy day. Shit. All right, viral, sorry. He's been saving it for a rainy day. Shit. All right, viral, sorry.

Hashtag random questions for God. Yeah. We've talked about this before, kind of. Pretty common, you know. It's every now and then thought that goes in the head of somebody who grew up like us i think you know when you have god just slammed in your face all the time you're kind of like all right let's see what i got for this dude yeah if i go up there i'm gonna say thanks for having me first of all thanks for like having him having you in Thanks for having me up here. It was borderline, you know.

So this is like a house party. This is like God's house party. I feel like when I go up to the gates, it's like, yo, what's up? Thanks for letting me up here. Appreciate the hospitality. Because you never know if I'm going down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's like, hey, any questions or anything about anything?

And I'm like, well, I got a few, uh, what the fuck's up with the hiccups? Like, did you fuck that up? Or is that a thing? Like, is that like a warning when I eat too fast? Is that the warning that I'm going to choke and die? Or is that just something you had glossed over when you're making us on top of that? Why do you have to be scared? Why do you have to get scared to get rid of them?

Yeah. Like, why is that the thing? How do we fix all the doctors in the world together at a meeting? Oh, okay, hiccups. How do we solve this? Is there a pill? Is there something? You just got to scare the piss out of them, and it'll be fine.

So one bad thing leads to an even worse thing. You get the hiccups, you're pissed. Oh, God. Now you're like, you have to get scared, and now it's two bad things. And if the scaring doesn't work, you're just going to have to do a handstand upside down and touch your tongue to the roof of your mouth. Oh, and by the way, if that doesn't work, you have to hold your breath until you think about passing out. Oh, dude.

Those are the only options. That's all we got. I heard the other day, like, somebody said, I don't know, I can't remember where I heard that, but Adam and Eve, like, every single thing about them,

they have belly buttons. Oh, my God. Imagine being those people. Yeah. How do they have belly buttons? They're the first ones. Oh, that's true because of like birth yeah belly buttons are weird as fuck dude that is one of the weirdest things that yeah we look over that too bro that's some straight up belly buttons are straight up alien shit first time i saw an

umbilical cord i was like ah oh yeah and i just figured out that like when you're in there on your in your mama like you're obviously not breathing like the umbilical cord that's what's like keeping you you know what i mean it's like feeding you the oxygen and all the shit that you need to stay alive in there so weird because you're just like in fluid the entire time extra extraterrestrial dude seriously birth shit is weird as fuck. I could do a sign sequel to that. Oh, wow.

What's going on? Nice jeans. Look, hashtag. Best part about summer. There's a lot. Best part about summer. What about the worst part about summer that's a pretty popular thing going on the internet right now my place of employment kfc is just like hard on hating summer why he just says that it's like when you're like that just fucked me yeah he's like he says that

like when you get to when you get to be an, summer is just all the same bullshit that you got to deal with and be pissed off about, but it's like you're sweating too on top of it. That's true. But it's like – I mean winter. Right. I see where he's coming from, but at the same time, it's like, dude, like still on the weekends.

It's kind of nice. You get to like go to a pool, like lay out, have some, you know, fruity drinks, like go to a, you know, a lake. Fruity drinks. You know? Yeah. Best thing about summer. What do you have? have some you know fruity drinks like go to a you know a lake like drinks you know there's the yeah best thing about summer what do you have I just like how it stays light forever man it's like 10 p.m. still outside this dude keeps walking back and forth he really wants to talk about those talk about the fit that's another same changes yeah it going to be hot, though.

It's hot as shit out there. He's in like a sweat jacket. All black. That's like a satin jacket. You couldn't wait to wear that, bro. He's like basically wearing a trash bag that looks good. That's all satin jackets are. Yeah, light out.

That kind of fuck, like, it's both good and bad, because during the week, it fucks me up, dude, because I'm just like, I'm exhausted. I'm tired. Sometimes I'm like, it's still light it's both good and bad because during the week it fucks me up dude because i'm just like i'm exhausted i'm tired sometimes i'm like it's still i know i'm like damn we fucking turn the lights off earth can you dim them god how about that but then i see i'm a big morning guy so i like when it's like 6 45 birds are chirping sun's out Ready to go You wake up at 645 Fucking happy dude He's like the Mark Wahlberg Of like What time do you go to bed?

He's like 10 Yeah But he's like the Mark Wahlberg Of dogs Like Every day this motherfucker Is waking up earlier and earlier Like you know that

Like D'Elia was making fun of that About how Wahlberg like He every day is like 6am I get up Like look at this He posted the 2.30am.m. wake up prayer time. Damn, he says prayers till 3.15.

Holy shit, get a life, bro. Don't tell me you're not falling asleep during a couple prayers there. How do you keep track of all that? 2.45 to 3.15 prayer time. The fact he says time after it, like he's six years old. Prayer time! When I start to even try to pray about

30 seconds in, if that, I'm like, what was I talking about again? Did I lock my car? I have no idea. But seriously, I mean, the last two weeks, I don't know how he's just starting this bullshit where like he used to sleep until like eight. This morning, 5.55 in the morning, this motherfucker's

going... What's he doing? What kind of podcast is that? I had to go take him out. He just wants to go out and he fucking takes a piss and he comes back in. But yeah. Best thing about summer?

I'd say, I'd say... I'd say the drinks. When I met you in the summer. Right? Songs kind of hit different in the summer. Yeah. There's always a summer song. Summer song, summer playlist.

I'm like, do music artists do that on purpose? Like, are they going to have... Oh, for sure. They try to have a song this summer. Yeah. There always is one. Yeah. That's like definitely it. It's like when do uh like a blockbuster you know it's like the summer

blockbuster that's why like all those tight-ass movies will come out in like may or all may till you know july what's a movie blockbuster this year uh black widow just came out oh it did yeah that's out uh-huh damn yeah let's talk about Marvel movies for the rest of the time. Low-key one, too. Anyway, low-key. Let's see. Let's do one more. Hashtag oops I dated.

Hmm. This always has me thinking about that one story you told about the girl you dated back in high school that said the last name wrong. Hmm, yeah. That is a tough one to recover from. Thank you for life. Tough to recover Colin Baez uh calling baez bays

dude lay it down like she knows you're a cubs fan she loves you she's trying to impress you she's walking watching the cubs game with you no she's not even watching the cubs game she's acting like she's watching the cubs game and texting me like gifs of this dude that she mispronounces his name and you know it's probably an honest mistake because i've gotten older and you know i'm like all right i'm a little more forgiving she's a very sweet girl but at the time it was like you know don't try to pull a fast one over me all right don't don't fake that you're a cubs fan and you're into this shit and when you have no fucking idea you know so how's it spelled and how'd you say it it's spelled b-a-e-z and it has the um the fucking accent over the e right yep or the a there it is javi bias and uh she she told she was like

yeah a guy brought in um his his um bae's jersey. Excuse me? Hanging out with Bay. I'm like, I see kind of, I mean, you know, the spelling, I guess, but it's like, you really think it'd be called Bay's? Biggest Cubs fan. Watching a game with you, bro. I couldn't do it, man.

Thank God she wasn't watching a game with you. Watching a baseball game with you. I barely watch games with Riley now. Why? We're married. Just because it's like... So what do you think about... Come on!

Dude, you're like not paying attention, but you are during every baseball game. You gotta be, man. I'm like, he's definitely not looking anymore. And you're like, still second! Yep, pretty much. I'm not, I have like, I've lessened on that. No, you haven't. Yeah, I have.

Since we've been doing this shit. Since we've been dating. Since we've been doing this shit, I'm definitely not as bad. I've kind of grown up a little bit, you know. Steelers games are kind of, they're still. All different. Yeah. I still haven't seen you during a Steelers game.

I don't want you to. I don't want you to. It's not good. All right, let's do days. Okay. All right, let's go Wednesday. National Dive Bar Day. Ooh, I love a dive bar.

The best. I don't know why it is, but it's just like they don't care about shit. No, dude. Get away with anything in there. Ew, that place is gross. I'm like, this is my fucking atmosphere. Yeah, you're right. Why is it, man?

Everything's just so relaxed. You could bring like a fucking John Deere tractor in there, and they'd be like, Hey, yeah, let's pour some beer on it and lick it off. They'd fucking immediately play like, She thinks my tractor's sick shit. It really turns me on. dude no i love dive bar man because i feel like you know it's homey it's nice you get the best of both worlds you're out you're having a drink you're you're having fun but you're not like fucking yeah your expectations are so low that the bar is great

and all i mean like they don't have food do you guys have food and they're like yeah we make our own pizzas and you're like oh shit and it's yeah and everything yeah you walk out of there you get like four beers and a pizza and you pay like 9 50 somehow you know but if you like and another thing is like i feel like there's not too many cone titties that are at dive bars. Nah. Like the cone titties, like, like the, let's go to bros. You're good, bros. Yeah.

It's good. Like the chicks. We'll get a, we'll get a wrath skeleton. Skelly season. And then, you know, they spend $300 and they black out and make a fool of themselves there. And I'm all the while I'm just chilling at a dive bar. And their cones are just growing. Cones are growing.

Cones are growing. National take a walk day wednesday i hate walks i love a wall dude i hate them why i just it's an it's an annoyance for me i'm just like well yeah like this weather would be when it's hot when it's summer i guess a walk in the summer would be the worst thing ever a walk to remember nope it's i i don't i don't care for walks give me a golf cart and i'll do a golf cart ride and that's fun golf cart rides are great why the hell you're not going too fast you're just moving a little bit you're seeing everything you're getting from it's the no doors yeah you're out man's jeep wrangler yeah that's why i hate walking and walking a dog even worse really fucking worse i hate it that thing's just pulling your ass around god and i just like i yeah i just i i want like a backyard i'm gonna

be cone titty house guy because i just want a backyard to be able to just let him out and just run go just go i don't have to do anything you come back in when you want to don't got to worry about it having to walk them downtown especially all the fucking smells and people around. Dude, that sucks. This guy. You get cat called enough. Imagine you having a dog. Jesus Christ. That's Joey. Oh, my God.

And his dog. People are kind of assholes about dogs sometimes, though. No. I'm like, it's a dog. He's like the friendliest thing in the world. Why are you being a prick about it? What do they say? They don't say anything.

They just like steer away and give it a dirty look. Except for when you're at Starbucks. Oh, God, yeah. There's more dogs than people at Starbucks downtown. Saturday morning, I made that mistake with Happy. Dude, that dude. I've seen so many dog fights out there by that window at Starbucks. Oh, yeah.

And everybody's just like... And all they want is one thing. Trying to keep it cool, acting like it's no big deal, but it's a problem. Dude, yeah, I've seen two dogs go at it, bro. And like there's restaurants around there

and all of them go dead quiet and look, they're like, holy shit. And both the owners, while it's happening, they're just like, oh, he's just a puppy, I know, right?

He didn't mean it. They're just playing. They're just playing. Hey! They're just playing. They're just playing. Hey! They're just playing. They're just playing. Stop it! Half the dog's face is ripped off.

He's just being a good old boy. Here's your pup cup. Yeah. Happy could probably win a contest for eating those. He downs them in literally about 2.5 seconds. Oh, shit. Me too. I remember I gave him one.

It was insane. He was attached to me. National Macaroni Day. abelman it was insane he was attached to me national macaroni day something about like the the cartoon character macaroni versus like the normal og shells something about like spongebob macaroni is always number one for me oh man the opposite i i'm kind of a macaroni snob dude really yeah okay what do you think about the macaroni that like people make and they bake it in the oven it has like kind of the burnt on top do you like that or not i don't like it as much as just regular like fourth of july fucking velveta and cheese, dude. I'm down with it. I'll definitely eat it.

It's just not as good. It's not. It's like you get like four good, like scoops out of that. The rest of it. Yeah. And it's kind of bland for some reason. I'm like,

you kind of lost the cheese. Like you kind of burnt the cheese out of it. They kind of burnt the flavoring out of it. They kind of make up for it with like pepper. And it's like too peppery. If it's a baked like that, I'm like, I guess I need hot sauce now to really kind of spice this thing up but yeah whatever else you got

but the eagle fucking nails it i will admit i just had their mac and cheese the other day because i was bored and it was just sitting out somebody didn't want it i was like i'll take a little couple bites of this they got the little bread crumbs that did it for me that and they make a real cheese like They do it right. Something about the skillet. Well, like on Thanksgiving or like Easter, if somebody brings the baked as compared to just like the Velveeta, creamy ass mac and cheese, I'm like, eh, but okay, I'll still eat it.

Nobody does it like Velveeta, the god of mac and cheese right here. I mean, just like, dude. Oh, the fucking shells? Let's go. Crown it king. Give me that, the biggest portion on my 4th of July plate, you know? I know this is after 4th of July, but I'm just thinking about it from the weekend, and it's like, give me that as the biggest portion.

Is that Yoda? What the fuck is that? That's a... Dude, they're like, we want to make Yoda, but the copyright. Just make his head bigger and his ears smaller. There it is. Give him all five fingers. Yep.

Thursday, National Freezer Pop Day. Yeah, this is summer shit here, man. Mac and cheese and freezer pops? What do you call... Whoa! Skittles? That's not real. Is that that real that can't be real oh my god you've never been that excited out of stock it is real bro if that's a thing hey which one do you have no shit you know people are you know people like i only like the pink starburst i only is there one of those for skittles are people like i don't like the

i think it's typically like red and purple or kind of you know strawberry and grape they're all kind of good they're all great oh yeah dude um bro is that that's a real thing that's real that's gonna change the game because flavor ice has been holding it down for a long time or whatever those are called what do you call those that was like a big that was a big internet thing no the ones in the sleeve yeah like those right there i always called them flavor ice but there was a thing i was like do you call them like popeyes do you call them like flip i don't know they're like four different names oh the ones that come in like the fishnet bag oh wow cvs on your way out they're like i don't even care if you're paid for it just take it those are like

79 cents for like 19,000 of them. Yeah, that's like for the birthday parties in the summer. Yeah, they're so good, bro. They never disappoint. But you can't get the fucking plastic thing open on it. You're like, like two weeks to get that off. Yeah, you're

doing some damage to the teeth on that. The top of it's all. Oh, I mean, just fucking yeah boom pops baby bomb pop boom whoops firecracker yeah i guess that's what it's called man we got pop tarts up in here hey how about the off the days but our guy jerry seinfeld starring in the movie about netflix or movie on netflix about pop tarts called unfrosted he has that joke about the pop yeah he told me about that unreal a heater you can't even find it on the internet but it's a really good pop-tart joke and uh yeah that's probably why that is damn what

a life has all the makings to be my favorite thing ever jerry seinfeld and pop yeah no shit like it's like it's like they took comedians and cars getting coffee i was like wow my favorite thing ever jerry sign and pop he had no shit like it's like it's like they took comedians and cars getting coffee i was like wow my favorite thing ever how do you make it better pop tarts boom the unfrosted ones though i know i kind of was disappointed by the title i'm like what i can't believe they haven't done like double frosted or something like that like on the bottom too yeah what double it up like double stuff oreos type thing type beat oh well top and bottom don't get us talking about pop tarts bro that's the most summer pop tart ever right there wow

yeah you can only have like the berry pop tarts during the summer it feels weird in the winter sugar i need cinnamon sugar yeah in the winter there's different months there's different seasons for pop absolutely some are only in the morning like you can't have a strawberry pop-tart at night oh i'm a bitch for strawberry pop-tarts dude but i feel i know i know the sentiment you're saying holy shit look how good that fucking cookies and cream one looks right up there. Yeah, sometimes those hit. Wow. Can you?

Okay. So s'mores, pop tarts in the summer. Can that be a substitute for actual s'mores? You're going to feel like doing all this shit. Fire up the microwave for 10 seconds. You're going to feel like. I mean, honestly. S'mores over a fire are always a disaster.

I mean, it's a lot of work for minimal reward. Yeah, and every time you get a good s'more, you're like, it's all right. I can do it better. Somebody makes it for you, you're like, I can do it better. Then you try it, and you're like, not as good. And it's always like a threat of maybe catching your hand on fire because you're trying to get it just right, and then the flame's going, and you're like, ah, that's a big one.

Always somebody wants to make you. You have to make them a s'more. They're like that's a big one always somebody wants to make you like you have to make them a s'more they're like can you make me one but i like it uh on fire always somebody wants a marshmallow like burning damn the graham crackers are really good though i always overdo it and i put like the the chocolate way too much hershey's chocolate on it the chocolate way too much Hershey's chocolate on it like that like four yep that's it I realized that every single time you kind of like have to burn it though like you can't it has to be caught on fire because it's kind of like hot coffee like your coffee's either hot or then it's just cold like there's really you know between right like you're not gonna get it just golden brown enough it's either gonna be not toasted or it's going to be fucking black.

Damn, that looks good. I know. Friday. I haven't had lunch yet. I'm fucking hungry. Car Salesman Appreciation Day. Cone Titty City. Yeah.

Absolutely it is. I don't know. I don't trust any car salesman ever. Yeah, they have such a bad... Especially used, bro. Like, yeah. You feel this ice cold air? It's always...

Yeah, bro. Every car has fucking AC. Right. What are you talking about? And also... Ice cold in here, huh? That's all they say. It's cold air working, huh? It's like, what are we doing's all they say. It's cold out of the air. Work it on.

It's like, what are we doing? Fucking hanging meat in this thing? Jesus Christ. Then you bring that up to them and you're like, well, you know, that is a function. You could do that if you wanted to. Oh, my God. Just another reason to sign right here. Yeah, dude.

I'm throwing my rotisserie chickens in the back of this thing. Dude, my grandpa and my great-grandpa were both used car salesmen. Just the absolute biggest bullshitters ever. That's so fried. You have to be. I mean, you're pulling one over on people. You're showing them the fucking AC so they forget about the transmission. You know what I mean?

You're showing them the engine so they forget about the ac used cars what a scam you know but everybody that's that's the beauty of it though is like you'll sell 10 used cars in a day as compared to one new car because people are just like give me it i just care 5 000 i'll take her needed to for point a to point b every time somebody gets a shitty car they're excused point A to point B. I just spit on you, but that's so fucking... It goes from point A to point B. Hey, point A, point B. And you're like, yeah, but what about... You're driving a 93 Honda Accord with no doors.

And one of them's... Yeah, and if there's a door on the trunk, it's red. What about point C? Point D? Point A to point B. Yeah, no stops in between. I'm not hungry. I'm not thirsty.

Don't need to get gas. Just here and work, baby. Once you leave B, is it getting you to C? I don't know. There's never a C. The most used car of all time. It's always a Honda. Why do they work for so long?

It is a quality vehicle. Jesus Christ, bro. Now all of a sudden I'm selling it. It is a quality vehicle. Actually, have you checked the ice cold air in that thing? Do love a Honda. That's an old ass one, dude. But like the 99 Honda.

Yeah, check a 99 Honda. Maybe a Civic. Ooh. This is like the most car. Oh my God. When you think of a car, when you think of a car, that. When you think of just everybody in high school drove that car. Yeah, dude.

That car is like literally $1,500. And also the teachers drove that car, too. Sticker on the back. Ron Kelly softball coach. Proud parent of a non-enroll student. Oh, my God. That's the most car of all time dude yeah that is toyota camry honda civic wow toyota camry why are they lit way too new yeah yeah

you know toyota camry the new ones be yourself that's it mom can you take me to practice you kind of want one. Kind of do. Just drive the hell out of it. I can sell you one. You can beat this thing into the ground. Jeez, A point, but it gets you where you need to go. We should start a used car place called Cone Titty City. No, just A to B car sales.

How is that not already a thing? It has to be. That's a great idea. A to B cars. I'm going to text... A to B cars. I'm going to text my grandpa all that. Yeah.

A to B cars. Permanently closed. This is permanently closed. Sacramento, of course. Worst city in America. In the world. Jesus Christ, duh. Hey, you want to come get a used car

and donate plasma? It's a one-stop shop. Cars, point A. Plasma, point B. You can give up some money then earn it right back after donating plasma. Will you be able to walk out of here?

Maybe not. That's why you got to drive home at A to B cars. Alright, there we go. Shot 166. Whoa! Espresso podcast with Ben Polizzi and Joey Molinaro. Always fun, man.

It's always a great laugh. Great laughs. We need to do it more often. We will. We should do like a maybe every couple months or something but alright cool see you in 10 years

no shit bro won't see you again live right across the street remember to follow on tiktok cameo instagram twitter

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