Espresso - CASEY & GARRETT ADMIT EVERYTHING | FBOY Island

Episode Date: September 17, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It's the Espresso Podcast Shot 228. I'm your host, Benedict Polizzi. And we got the OGF boys here today. We got the babyface assassin and the man my mom is in love with, Garrett. What's good, bro? Fellas, what's up? Say hi. Benny, what's good, brother? Long time no sizzle. How are you? Just chilling, man. It has been a while. What's good, brother? Long time no sizzle. How are you? Just chilling, man. It has been a while. What's up, Garrett?
Starting point is 00:00:30 Benny, you look like you're feeling gloomy, bro. Feeling glonky a little bit? Look at this. It's glonky. Feeling gloomy. Hey, that too, though. Yeah, right. Hey, remember to get the merch at benedictmerch.com. Get your feeling glonky hoodies.
Starting point is 00:00:42 Get your who's buying this shirts. Get your espresso hats all at benedict merch dot com remember to join the patreon for five dollars a month for an extra episode every week but how you guys been doing man since the since the show wrapped
Starting point is 00:00:57 what's been up tell me about it I mean I feel like you know I wasn't really even a part of season two bro I feel like they had me come down wasn't really even a part of season two, bro. I feel like they had me come down there, had me shooting every single day, and then that was just clickbait, bro. So I didn't really get to interact with any of you boys besides my little date with Casey. That's about it.
Starting point is 00:01:15 The pool party went down, though. Yeah, that was kind of, yeah, you know, that kind of, like, I barely even remember that. I think I blacked out. I know, me too. Literally blacked out because you're close too hey i don't know if you remember this remember like when you came in like all the guys were supposed to be like what the fuck garrett's here and i accidentally dapped you up i was like what's up, dog? And they're all like, Ben, no, you're not supposed to like him right now.
Starting point is 00:01:47 I was like, oh, shit. My bad. I was lit. I was so excited. Everyone was like, Casey. Our experience was like something, something, something. And they're like, that was the first genuine reaction I've seen you have all season. I was like, yeah, because I was actually excited to see you.
Starting point is 00:02:02 When I first met Benedict, I was excited to see him. And when benedict i was excited to see him and i saw garrett i was excited two most realist moments on the show dude garrett dude everybody's got questions about you like my whole family like all my friends bro what do you do i mean like where do you live yeah i mean so i live in la i've beenA. for like seven years. We just got an office in San Diego. So I'm down in San Diego like Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. I mean, the vice president of a publicly traded company called Forza Innovations. We pretty much specialize in medical patents and also like heat wearables for like sports tech.
Starting point is 00:02:42 So my business partner, John xanagy if you've ever seen like um the hand warmers that the nfl players put their hands in oh shit like in their jerseys no no no like the ones that like i'm sitting down so i got my hands are up here but like the ones that you put like at your waist oh yeah little button turns on so he patented that product uh sold that and uh we're now making some super sick, like, innovative tech pieces that, you know, we're in the prototyping stage right now. So I'm not a crypto investor. I don't know why that was my thought. I mean, bro, it's F4R.
Starting point is 00:03:16 They're going to try to make fun of you in any way, shape, or can. Jesus Christ. I've also invested in, like, three different fitness companies as well. So, yeah, that's what I do. Hand warmers and front squats. All right, bet.
Starting point is 00:03:31 Exactly. Come on. Casey, what are you on bro? What are you, what have you been doing? Dude, that's it's,
Starting point is 00:03:37 um, you know, since the show came out, I've been trying to figure out what the fuck to do. Cause like reality TV is not a sustainable industry. Like there's always going to be someone back, hotter someone funnier i don't know like i mean every single dude on the show was ripped and i'm just rocking a fucking basically beer guy and everyone's like the fuck is this guy does he have like is he like poisoning these women but anyways
Starting point is 00:04:01 you know it's it's not sustainable reality tv so for me i'm trying to figure out like what's next like where's my niche um when it comes to like because i don't want to be like oh you know i'm not a fitness influencer i'm not that i'm not as funny as you are so it's like you know what what's next for me uh you know i really don't know it's all about um kind of using the platform and i guess i have um it's crazy man i mean f4 island was great but you know people that go on like two eyes to handle you know next thing you know they're hanging out with like fucking mike tyson and shit like that i'm like what the fuck dude the reality is is like it really just comes down to the fact that hbo max just doesn't have the pool like especially in
Starting point is 00:04:38 reality world like dude they have no pool period i think yeah there's not like you can't gain like you look at that show and like you look at like even like love island bro like these fools that are on these shows are chumps bro i see them every single day in la i'm friends with some of them like they're fucking nerds no offense like you have way more swag and way more sauce than pretty much every single one of them bro besides maybe one like they're a bunch of dorks but they somehow just got lucky they got a cheat code like that's facts like hbo just really hasn't done like dude their social media game is tits yeah like saggy ones like they don't even get a good boob job like fuck oh like god damn are you guys on only fans
Starting point is 00:05:26 casey are you yeah i just i just started it that's the niche bro that's the niche man i've just been posting pictures of my straight anus my asshole just all i gotta go to your bio real quick hold up it says nice guy in la it is crazy though like again like it sucks because like you know you go on this show and like you don't get the social currency that you plan on getting like i mean bro look at season two pretty much no one even got like the check bro like what like what are you guys doing like you're slouching but you do see like kids again like i mean la i definitely feel like a lot of these kids are in this like like, in this, like, almost, like, fantasy of a world right now because, bro, they're making, like, some of my friends, man, 32, bro, like, 300, 400,000 a month on OnlyFans.
Starting point is 00:06:15 Like, absolutely caking, bro. And, like, what do you do from there? Bro, caking, bro. Like, one of the girls that, like, my boy was dating was making, like, 800 racks a month. Insane money. Insane. bro like one of the girls that like my boy was dating was making like 800 racks a month insane money insane so you just like look at it you just like it's like this fantasy world of like and it's like distorted perception of reality because again like you're looking at you know this top like one percent of people that are making so much money off coming off coming off of a reality tv show but then you also look at them as well and you're like well what else do
Starting point is 00:06:44 you have going for you like especially like i can't even safely say this like one of my boys in case you know it's like what have you really done you've done nothing like you make all your money on only fans and you pay for articles in forbes or men's health or whatever it may be right like that's that's a good way to take your money, utilize that capital and start building yourself a different image. I don't know, man. It's a different ballgame. The last thing you want to do is be kind of like an influencer
Starting point is 00:07:14 who's just hosting brand shit. You want your own brand. For sure. That's a great point. Garrett, if they asked you to go on FYI on season three, would you go? Yeah, if they made me the fucking host you kind of were though season two you're like a low-key host shit bro i'm telling you like they had me up at like bro when i was down there bro i think i was filming four days a week they think all right we need you at 10 o'clock i'd be
Starting point is 00:07:41 there till like 3 a.m oh shit, shit. Bro, just filming shit. Like in Limbro, like after eliminations, like during the day I'd be sitting in scorching heat for seven, eight hours. Wearing all black. Wearing all black. Bro, they showed nothing. They showed nothing. They showed one showdown of me and Nikki.
Starting point is 00:07:59 That's it. And oh, Casey. Like, that's it. Like, bro, it was so dumb. What were you doing when you weren't filming were you just like chilling in Cabo oh I was being an absolute savage down in fucking Mexico bro I think I spent every single night bro like at some restaurant I mean at some restaurant either like Bagatelle, Funky Geisha like bro all of the good ones ocre uh floral farms so you didn't have to like stay at a hotel or anything they're just like go see you at 10 a.m i mean i stayed at a
Starting point is 00:08:35 hotel um and they had me in like probably about three four different hotels while i was down there and then i had this girl come i had the girl I was talking to come down, uh, who, you know, we've had some, our fair share of things with brother. Like we hit the strip club, like we were having a great time.
Starting point is 00:08:52 So it wasn't going crazy. Pretty sure I tried every single drug that Mexico offers. What? Delete this whole thing. We're going to delete this whole podcast when we're done. Don't worry about it. So Garrett's out there doing fucking drugs and strippers and me and bennett are sitting there fucking playing tummy sticks in a bunk bed okay we're just kicking our feet in the pool like
Starting point is 00:09:14 talking about our lives i gotta actually ask you guys this because for season one like our living arrangements were ass and the food was disgusting casey you were there bro what'd you guys eat but we were sleeping in bunk beds and my feet were hanging off the food was disgusting casey you were there bro what'd you guys eat but we were sleeping in bunk beds and my feet were hanging off the bunk bed like every single night like and then waking up at like 7 a.m like we didn't have to be up to like 10 a.m or 11 every single day and we ate bro like packaged meals we were in the cayman islands bro like it was terrible just launchable experience no dude we had chefs yeah the food was a lot better this season i mean literally season one i'm pretty sure i had a lettuce and cheese sandwich and i was like
Starting point is 00:09:53 so the chefs were actually amazing i mean we had poke bowls we had lamb lollipops so i will say the food was definitely top notch this year i mean living arrangements were i mean the I mean, the bunk beds weren't the best, but you know, when you're trying to fit 30 guys in a house, you know, it's not going to be easy, but I would say living arrangements and food, you know, miles better than season one for sure. They got us on the weight room again, though, bro. There was actually no place to like work out or anything. And that's how like, that's's like therapy that's therapy for 26
Starting point is 00:10:26 douchebags so like what are we gonna do no wonder we went crazy did garrett just short that's also staying jacked bro it's also staying jacked bro i swear i got fat in season one me too i got fat on this guy left there i left there i took, I did like a 45 day F boy shred program that I didn't even sell to anyone. I just did it for myself. And I was just like, yo, I got fat. Like I saw the difference of 45 days,
Starting point is 00:10:52 just hard training. And I was like, what? Like I'm jacked again. But like, dude, they beat you down there, bro.
Starting point is 00:10:57 I swear. I just feed you, dude. There's a picture of me and AC from season two that HBO put on their Instagram account. And I was like, Oh, we both looked like shit and I was like, oh. We both looked like shit.
Starting point is 00:11:09 It was like the last week of the show. We got no abs. Double chinned up. Just fucked up. On a Tuesday afternoon. I know. I remember on my final date with Sarah, I was all like,
Starting point is 00:11:26 I was fucked up. I think I was like pretty much rolling, dude, at that point. Casey, I was on one just in general. Oh, I forgot. Yeah, we had the – Anyway, so I'm on this date with Sarah. I remember the camera. I'm not insecure about shit like this. But it was like the end, bro.
Starting point is 00:11:46 And I'm all fucked up. And they had me and they had me sitting in this weird position. Like, you need to hold this position. And I'm like, no, I'm not holding this position. Like, it looks like I have a little cut. Like, I'm just not doing it. I was like, either get me a sweater. Or like, I'm not sitting this way.
Starting point is 00:12:01 Not good on TV, bro. No one should have their shirt off sitting down ever like that shit no it's not a good look no dude uh people thought you were a psycho for taking all the money you mentioned sarah what do you have to say to those people garrett i mean the show is called f boy island like what do you want to be the bachelor the bachelorette like i'm a i'm a fuck boy like on the show like when i went into that show too like i literally like still pretty much had a girlfriend like that i was still like kind of playing on the side like casey you're probably insane but like it's still one of those things like that was season one and
Starting point is 00:12:42 like at the end of the day bro like sarah's like talking to this wall bro like it's just just there's just nothing there so like great girl like she's super like nice but at the end of the day like bro these midwest girls that are coming on the show and a lot of these girls are kind of on the show like i live in la man like you get the cream of the crop like you're giving me like a girl i used to hook up with in high school like so yeah i'm to take the money. And the day, like you guys know how it is. Like what,
Starting point is 00:13:08 how long did you get to actually have camera time with the girls? Like not that long. It's not like you were there for like, you had two weeks of like full undivided attention from them. No, you only talk to them when you're on camera. And it's like during the weirdest date ever. So it's like,
Starting point is 00:13:23 what do we do? Yeah, exactly. And on top of that, like the only, like, because you made it to the end, camera and it's like during the weirdest date ever so it's like what do we do you know yeah exactly and on top of that like the only like because you made it to the end like you've got that 24-hour date like imagine the dudes who didn't that were confessing their love for these girls like bro like all three of those girls even like on like just playing like a fiddle like i don't know so yeah i took the money man like those girls. Like, I'm not going to fall in love with you on Africa Island. Like, I don't know what else to tell you. Hey, one more thing for me, and then we'll get to the questions.
Starting point is 00:13:51 And, Casey, I got some questions for you. Garrett, are you and Peter cool? No, Peter's a little pussy, bro. He's a little cuck. Why? I'm not upset. I just don't like Peter, bro. Like, I don't know how else to explain it.
Starting point is 00:14:05 He just isn't sweet. He got kicked out. Look at the dudes who got kicked out on your show in episode one. They're the weirdest dudes. I had to see them. They had to come to me. I had to sit there and talk to Wukash and Zach. Zach was weird?
Starting point is 00:14:24 Zach threw Casey under the bus yeah i thought casey and zach were boys exactly like that's how bro like even the stories he was telling me i was like bro like you just look like you're fucking souped up on red bull and like i don't know you have no game so you look at that and like even peter like casey you remember night one when he got pterodactyl like the kid the kid was shook sitting in the corner. Like, he was such a weirdo. I thought that was fake, low-key. I thought I was like, oh, that's a good acting job. I was making fun of him, bro.
Starting point is 00:14:51 Like, I was really making fun of him. This kid has no fucking game. What a loser. And he wouldn't even step up for himself. So, like, I don't even know how he made it past episode fucking three, dude. Like, kid, I don't even know. He was playing a good game this time. He was smooth.
Starting point is 00:15:05 Peter was smooth this time around. I just can't see Peter ever being smooth in any world. You watch this show. He went up into his room and was crying. And that girl chased him. Like, what's wrong with you? But then again, like, Mia also is like, you know, nice girl, but emotionally unstable, clearly.
Starting point is 00:15:24 Yeah, bro, how do you have the most perfect teeth in the world just brush them bro shut the fuck up no i really are you you're no no braces no braces so i had braces for like four months to figure and they're only like one here and one here on this side oh yeah and then one on the back on my back to fix my bite i guess like you're keeping that retainer in that retainer stays in hey baby you know the vibes you already know when i go a couple months i gotta put that that boy back in bro it always hurts tighten that thing up casey if they asked you to come back, would you come back? I mean, as it stands, no, bro. I mean, like for, for what, for FYL in season three? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:17 I mean, like I said, you know, reality TV is not sustainable. I feel like I've already done two seasons, you know, for me, you know, I'm trying to figure out what's next in my life. Like, what can I do? Like Garrett said, you know, I'm not just going to be an influencer who does it. Like, I'm so sick of people like unboxing. Oh, I just unboxed a fucking from the farmer's market last Saturday. Like shut the fuck up. I would watch that.
Starting point is 00:16:34 I would watch that. Can you, can you do a trader Joe's unboxing? Yeah. My mom would watch that too. I have more fun watchingara eat fucking cinnamon toast protein bars than i do watching dudes fucking open clothing packages so you know for me um of course i'm gonna be grinding on the only fans check my only fans out got a huge donk um but
Starting point is 00:16:57 other than that shut the fuck up i've seen it bro stop don Stop. Don't lie. Dude, come on. Those showers were nice. Not with you, but you know. Yeah, yeah. They were nice. Hey, real quick. No, man. I wouldn't do. Yeah. I don't know. What if it was F Girl Island, though, and you're one of the three dudes? I mean, right now, you know, I have a, I got, I got a girl, I got a got a girlfriend so that's a that's a hard no for me i'm kind of you know like i said you know reality tv is fun and all but you know i'm almost fucking
Starting point is 00:17:32 i'm gonna be 26 man i'm getting old as shit yeah right old bro i was pretty much a dad on that show what do you mean i mean bro i mean what are you 30 31 dog 31 repping the fucking nice guys though bro yeah yeah benny i was actually surprised you were a nice guy bro you know i watched your date with mercedes in the golf outing and you were all shook and i was like yeah you know what he is a nice guy no dude they should they showed the wrong parts of that date homie i was launching those fuckers i actually i wasn't even like in on the date dude i was just like trying to just launch nukes the whole entire time while everyone else was talking they just made you look so sad at times bro like oh yeah you look so sad just like all whatever like you're just in your feels you look like a real nice guy though hey casey yeah so christmas was uh on the on the driving range i knew you were i know dude they showed the they showed the word i had the nastiest happy gilmore too and they just did not
Starting point is 00:18:38 show it the camera crew started clapping for me i was like fuck yeah they're not gonna put that in all right uh tamaris is choosing between you and nico tamaris chooses the money what's the first thing that goes through your head casey i mean just i'm just um baffled i want to say baffled i mean did you see it coming at all or were you really like oh fuck i mean not even i was literally so dumbfounded i mean if you look at my stupid fucking face i'm literally like i'm like i look over at nico i'm like this gotta be a fucking joke and i'm you know here's the thing it's like people can say reality tv whatever you know i don't want to you know be but like come on it's you know me and's the thing. It's like, people can say reality TV, whatever, you know, I don't want to, you know, be, but like, come on, it's, you know, me and Tamaris had an off camera agreement where I, and she's putting the money with me, you know? So to me, we have this,
Starting point is 00:19:33 this, this agreement that, you know, she's going to pick me. Um, you know, we're all, we're cool. We know what to show, you know, to me, I'm just there as a professional, like whatever, you know, you want to believe whatever you believe. So to me me i felt like i was betrayed by tamaris more so i don't know if she was convinced by the crew that you know i don't know what what went on the time between the time that i saw her on the final date and i was just fucking baffled i mean come on you take a hundred thousand dollars from garrett don't give him the fucking money and now i'm on the fucking brink of getting 50 fucking thousand after already coming in second place on season one which i should have fucking won yeah and then season two you take 50 000 from
Starting point is 00:20:10 me again so to me i mean yeah you know tamaris was dope but you know i wasn't in love with her i didn't you know the potential of relationship was i don't fucking know so to me you just you just took 50k from my i mean i got student loans come on now shoot garrett i would tell you this much casey i said the same thing to sarah you know we're gonna split the money x y and z i'd never do you wrong literally in bed after i just smashed like all this shit and then 10 hours later i was like no chance Did you really get Did you not get any of that money Nothing bro Zero dollars
Starting point is 00:20:50 I couldn't even use the money To be like hey You owe me a hundred thousand dollars Can I at least use it for a tax write off Yeah Nicky wouldn't even tell me I was like did he really not get any of that money nikki was like i have no idea i was like oh shit a lot of dime brothers which is which is
Starting point is 00:21:11 bullshit and then you know and garrett did exactly what he said he's gonna do the whole time i mean you you can go on there and i don't want to be you know and then you have tamaris who stands up and takes the money for herself and now she's being applauded for it so to me i'm sitting here like all right like what what the fuck's going on like you know the guys come here and now she's being applauded for it so to me i'm sitting here like all right like what what the fuck's going on like you know the guys come here and you're the girls are supposed to be there for a relationship so you know and and the thing is on the show they show nikki saying they show nikki saying um oh the girls can take the money but we weren't out there for that you remember that ben we weren't out there for they they cut that shit hard they said
Starting point is 00:21:43 nikki's like oh and the girls can take the money. We were never informed that was an option. No, we didn't know for sure. No. Because we all would have been like, oh, fuck, and we didn't have any idea. No. Ultimately, what it comes down to is, I mean, love you, HBO, but that's, I mean, complete bullshit.
Starting point is 00:22:05 Like, at the end of the day, like, you guys changed the rules twice. I mean, now they can't really do much when it comes to that, but, like, I mean, it's pretty BS, man. And, I mean, they state the rules in the beginning of the game. Everyone hears them. You get contracts. I mean, bro, I signed, like, four or five different contracts at the end of it. You know, last question, the last contract when I locked in my answer, was like,
Starting point is 00:22:28 I know how contracts work, man. The last thing that they have is they sent me a contract that literally said, if Sarah chooses you, you're going to take the $100,000. I was like, yeah, so I signed it. Then because of that contract having no literature about where the money goes, they're like, oh, yeah, well, sorry. Yeah, but in the moment when you're signing that under the pressure, it's not
Starting point is 00:22:50 like you're going to read through that entire fucking thing. Well, I knew too. I knew whenever they sent it to me, I was like, yo, I literally told them I was going to have my boy look at this. And they were like, sorry, we have the finale in four hours. And I was like, you know what? Fuck it. There's no way they would do something like that. Damn, man. That's dirty. Yeah, it is it is dirty i mean don't get me wrong i love i love love nikki i
Starting point is 00:23:11 love the producers you know the whole experience itself i love hbo i think it's a great platform i love the producers i love nikki i love everybody that's a part of it um but you know you take a hundred thousand dollars from garrett then you give tamera's hundred thousand dollars and i mean you know this benedict i mean even for you know not many people know this but coming in second place you know we're fucking we're promised after the show is over i come in second again you come in second we're promised an extra twenty thousand twenty an x amount of x amount of money and we still haven't seen that so it's like you know know, at this point. Yeah, I'm not going to lie. The fact you guys haven't seen that is that's bad. That's really bad.
Starting point is 00:23:49 Yeah. That's bad because in season one, like, that was like something like, oh, you guys made the TV show. Like, here you go. Here's some money for you for making the show. I mean, like, the fact that they haven't, they haven't squared up on that. To give them the benefit of the
Starting point is 00:24:05 doubt there's some shit going on with them and merging a company oh yeah like bro you guys get bought out by what like uh what's it called discovery plus like it's clear that you guys got bought out by discovery plus i mean they have more money anyway so like i don't know man like you guys can't sit there and like square up square up on, like, an acquisition and merger. I know how that stuff works. You get bought out by someone, you get a payday. I don't know. I just think that there's a bunch of nonsense to kind of throw you guys around.
Starting point is 00:24:37 Yeah, we'll see. Hey, man. I need a six-year deal. I want $100 million a year. I'm coming up. I mean, come on. There's no show show there's no season one without me and garrett and there's no season two without me or you benedict i mean you're a huge part of it and it's a great show i think it's it's a really good show but you know i can't you gotta you gotta you gotta you gotta give us a little bit of love here i mean even the social
Starting point is 00:25:01 currency standpoint like again like i've seen people who come off these shows, Love Island, who get kicked off, like, within probably, like, I don't know, a couple episodes of being on. Like, they still be there with, like, 200, 300,000 followers. I mean, even something like that, just that simple social currency. Like, if we were to just get, like, a half of what people got from, like, let's just say two lots of handle, like, Casey, we would be breading. We would already have that five, like, we would have $500,000 within probably four months. Yeah. Just after that, there's just nothing when it comes to like being able to set you up after a show, which is like, it's kind of sad, man. Yeah. It is what it is.
Starting point is 00:25:34 It is what it is. Hey, if, uh, if Nick, yeah, no shit. If Nikki was one of the girls, would you go for either of you guys? A hundred, bro. I nikki is so cool trade in all the money yeah fuck the money fuck the money marry me no nikki's such an amazing person dude if she she's hilarious she loves you guys she loves you guys i was talking to her backstage a couple weeks ago in vegas and we were just talking all f boy stuff and bro she loves you guys so much dude nikki nikki nikki is great would i go for her on the show absolutely not she's super funny and awesome she's great personality she she lights up the room and makes
Starting point is 00:26:17 you feel good yeah she's a bomb where are you going with that i That's like asking me when I ever hit 0% chance. Like, come on, Casey. Hey, I love Nikki, though. I feel bad for her because every time I get drunk, I'll be talking to someone. I'll be like, yeah, I know Nikki Glaser. And then I'm trying to flag some people.
Starting point is 00:26:37 Like, no way. FaceTime her right now and I'll just FaceTime her and she'll be like, Casey, you can't FaceTime me every time you're drunk. She's like on stage. She's on stage.
Starting point is 00:26:45 Can I at least get a minute? How was that, Benny, though? You opened for her? Was that pretty sweet? It was wild, dude. It was a good time. I think I actually did okay, too. That's sick, bro.
Starting point is 00:26:56 Yeah. Benedict, I got to come to one of your shows, bro. Come on. Let's talk about it. You're in LA right now? Yeah. Okay. I'm going to come out there and do a show.
Starting point is 00:27:06 You promise you'll come through? Obviously, dude. Will you be one of my chuckle fuckers? Hell yeah. What are your chuckle fuckers? Yeah, dude. You got to be a groupie. You can come backstage.
Starting point is 00:27:20 I'll be a groupie, man. I'll bring my girl and a couple other girls. Finally. Let's get into these questions from the DMs. Ask me, Garrett, and Casey a question about FBoy Island or just about anything. All right, here we go. Can Casey come bang my girlfriend so she can shut the fuck up about him? Appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:27:42 Appreciate it. so she can shut the fuck up about him. Appreciate it. Casey, balls in your court, bro. First of all, does anyone recognize that voice? Because I don't.
Starting point is 00:27:56 No chance, dude. I don't recognize that voice. It sounds like the voice of someone who just is into, you know, that cut line. 5,000. I'll do it for 5,000. For whatever HBO owes you, I'll do it. Whatever HBO owes000. I'll do it for 5,000. For whatever HBO owes you, I'll do it. Whatever HBO owes me, I'll do it for that.
Starting point is 00:28:11 Casey's only doing that if he brings me and Garrett. Me and Garrett can play in the backyard while Casey's inside. That's it. My mom will pick us up if your mom can pick us up. I can drop us off. I don't think so. Does she have Lunchables? Okay.
Starting point is 00:28:27 All right. Here we go. Here we go. What do you think has been the most beneficial career move after the show? You hear that? Yeah. My most... Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:28:39 Go ahead. The most beneficial move after the show? Yeah. go ahead the most beneficial move after the show yeah i feel like it's it's different for me because i think once the show came out we were kind of sitting there casey i think you can like kind of attest to this you're both sitting there like all right cool like followers gonna go up we're gonna make some moves uh in regards to like again social media plays things like that but again with the social currency we got from the show, like it was obviously lacking. So I think being able to like still somehow create like the TMZ stuff,
Starting point is 00:29:12 Casey, that we did doing that type of stuff, which allows like, again, it allowed us to come back for a season two and things like that. Talking to the guys. Um, this is a hard one,
Starting point is 00:29:23 man. What was the, what was the TMZ shit? We ran up some tmz stuff me and casey uh ran up some tmz stuff with like you know jake paul's ex uh ran up some stuff with like sarah which was good to kind of stay in the limelight but i think after everything i mean the most beneficial career group is like going back and actually like working and like focusing on the stuff that like I'm passionate about that's going to make me money bro
Starting point is 00:29:49 this is my most beneficial move right here just having you fuckers on this podcast I mean this had to have helped that's the thing that's funny Bennett is like I literally I've known you I've followed you for so long I remember watching your skits with you and Joey. Congrats, Joey.
Starting point is 00:30:07 I know he just had a kid, right? Yeah. I'm about to go see Joey, like, right after this podcast. I'm going to tell him he said what's up. Dude, he loves you, bro. I got to come to Indy and meet him. Come on. I got to come see you guys.
Starting point is 00:30:21 But no, I mean, I would say the biggest, you know, what's crazy is, like, I don't think of myself, like, as an actor. Obviously, I have the biggest you know it's crazy is like i don't think of myself like as an actor obviously i have no you know i'm just i'm just being myself but for me it's such a not a lot of people get to do what we did and so it's such a great conversation started to talk to anyone like if someone in chicago recognizes me and they're like holy shit like next thing you know we're talking i'm talking to some people that i shouldn't be talking to because they think i'm you know they think i'm famous quote unquote whatever so it's like i play that fucking reality card all the time i'm like yeah i'm fucking me you you know me and garrett like
Starting point is 00:30:52 come on like we're fucking and next thing you know i'm talking to some ceo who's like who the fuck is this little this fucking dude i know why is this why is my wife looking at him like she wants to talk like yeah that's that's funny because we're just normal ass dudes benedict i think for you like you have this like again like you have this like very funny platform like bro me and my girl were actually watching your videos you probably watched like 15 of them in a row and i was like look how funny this kid is like i feel like this show is definitely gonna help you because you already kind of were in that space i wasn't really like i feel like this show is definitely gonna help you because you already kind of were in that space i wasn't really like involved in like instagram like prior just post
Starting point is 00:31:29 stuff with myself yeah so i think like you've already you have like this like this kind of career trajectory that like is focused heavily on like social media and stuff like that so i think for you it's like a it's very beneficial yeah all that stuff yeah they did me right on the show i'm not gonna lie i owe i probably owe them money at the end of the day they don't owe me shit all right let's let's keep going who had the pleasure of telling tamaris that tom was flipped in his fucking lid back at the house. Ha ha. Fuck. Who had the pleasure of telling Tamera said Tom was flipping shit at the house? The brace on his hand told her.
Starting point is 00:32:16 Yeah. The fucking. The brace on it. I mean, what? The brace on his hand. The veins pulsing through his forehead i mean i love tom but i mean that man just lived and died just anger i had a question is is is that kid for real bro dude he's passionate man none of that was like state he's not a guy that
Starting point is 00:32:42 like is bullshitting around like that was all real life HBO reached out to him if like like bro he looked embarrassing on the show like embarrassment like has HBO reached out like suicide prevention like I mean a lot of people were going through it on the show uh I mean dude I don't know it's tough out there and you gotta remember that he's young as shit. Tom's like 23. Yeah, he's like 23. I really do feel bad because I do think
Starting point is 00:33:11 Tom, he did fine. He was a little bit too involved. They edited him so poorly. It was really bad. It was embarrassing. It was embarrassing as well. I can see him coming back dude oh for sure he's perfect for it he might have played it right he might be a genius
Starting point is 00:33:32 he needs to be on the bachelor bro like the bachelor he's not he's not made for that show man like that he would have married to miss he would have married probably the ring stuff like the notebook like you can't you can't be serious but you spend like if you don't make it to the end bro you literally spend 48 hours with the girl total on camera if you're lucky not even you don't even if you make it to the end even if you make it to the end the longest time you get and then two hours when you're two hours and when you're alone at night and by the time we are we had our overnight dates me and benedict were so fucked up we were skinny dipping in the pool and we didn't really we weren't even talking to the girls that was true that was the best night like we guys talked to us we're like nah we're like i was like we gotta we gotta catch up yeah we're were listening to early 2000s hip-hop songs in the kitchen.
Starting point is 00:34:26 It was a stupid rap. Just taking down all their alcohol. What? They do TikTok, so I don't know what the fuck that is. Yeah. We've got the Renegade to do. You guys can talk to us in a minute. All right.
Starting point is 00:34:41 Here we go. Well, there's nothing anonymous about this because it comes from a profile, but like I'm game, whatever. So are there a lot of guys in the house who are just are slash island who are just like maybe not into these three particular women and just like vibe? That's what I feel goes on. I mean, do you really feel like you missed out on anything big with Louise? Debatable. I don't know if she was trying to ask. That sounds like Nikki.
Starting point is 00:35:14 Was that Nikki Glaser's burner account? Yeah, what was that? Dude, I don't know. But she was, I don't know. She sounded okay. She knows how to talk she does she needs to do some asmr no shit anyways go ahead g
Starting point is 00:35:32 i mean like the question was very simple like do you do a lot of these you'll not like the girls duh like what i don't give a fuck if you like them or not fake it till you make it bro like come on tamaris is a really nice girl i like tamaris but we i would never date tamaris in the real world we have no similar there's nothing there but you know damn well i'm gonna fake it and convince my i mean come on i mean i know i think all three girls on both seasons were really cool and had a lot of good things going for them in their own right. But compatibility wise,
Starting point is 00:36:09 I would probably date none of the six in real life. That's not true. You would have dated CJ. Yeah. She like, she like walks in the background. No, no. Yeah. I get yeah, I get what you're saying. I mean, we had Lukasz. He faked it till he made it.
Starting point is 00:36:30 Very. Lukasz is gay and just hung out with 26 dudes on an island. Like that was a power move, bro. He faked it till he made it. Did he get any action from any of the dudes or what? I don't know, man. He wasn't in the house for long no i didn't even meet him i wasn't even there i came in episode three so i've been i didn't even meet him oh damn that's true i don't know he could have been planting seeds who knows i mean what do you think benty would you have dated would you have dated louise i mean
Starting point is 00:37:05 like if you had met her you know in outside of the show um yeah she's cool i don't really know because we had a lot of good conversation off camera and then on camera it was like so weird but i don't really know i'd have to you know if she keeps her feet together who knows i feel like louise looked the best on camera as far as like personality and like being like holding herself like properly on camera like i felt like louise's cut if that was i felt like she was like way more genuine genuine for sure like she looked like a little miami toddy like that's how it is and mia just looked like she's just had some serious trauma in the past i mean yeah i mean i definitely agree with that to some extent i will say i think
Starting point is 00:37:59 tamaris is super like a super cool chick but like she's just not what i would go like she's a she's like she's like one of the girls and i would like kick not what i would go like she's a she's like she's like one of the girls and i would like kick it like i would never like i'd go party with her i would like have like to me i would never like romantically pursue tamaris outside of a setting where i literally have to to make money there you go yeah but you can't suck on somebody's toes for that long and not be into them, you know? All right, let's keep going. Holy shit.
Starting point is 00:38:30 Wait, where are we? Hey, do you actually have a toe fetish, bro? No, that just kind of happened like in the moment. I might now a little because of that. It might have blossomed there, but... No, I heard her say, she was was like i kind of like it when people kiss my feet and i was like okay mental note and then uh the time the chance came and i was like i'm doing it um but i'm doing it for like an hour all right here we go hi um So first of all, FBoy Island has been such a guilty pleasure for me. So thanks, you guys, for making it entertaining.
Starting point is 00:39:11 My question is kind of for Garrett. I was curious about what you thought about being like a direct inspiration or a direct reason on why some of these FBoys decide not to keep all the money. I think you've been directly named as like, oh, I don't want to be like Garrett. why some of these F boys decide not to keep all the money. I think you've been directly named as like, oh, I don't want to be like Garrett. So I was just kind of curious about like what you thought about that. Ta-ha, fuck. Ta-ha, fuck.
Starting point is 00:39:38 Ta-ha, that was great. That's our ASMR girl. I would honestly have to say, I mean, based off like the cut that I was given on the show, like I'm happy. I'm not an inspiration to anyone. Like I look at, I look at like the show just in general. And like, I look at myself after watching the show and like, dude, I can safely say it's like, dude, I'm not proud of who I was on that show.
Starting point is 00:39:59 Like when it showed like how savage and ruthless I was, like even you can tell in this podcast, like i say things that are like super outlandish but i'm just speaking the truth at times uh from my own point of view and like obviously it's not really like taken well from people but i think the biggest thing that the show taught me was to be fucking better dude like i didn't realize how bad it's my like abandonment issues were like from my mom like literally like giving birth to me and maybe me being taken away from her at like such a young age i didn't realize like how psychologically that fucks you up as a two-year-old like when you literally have no one who takes care of you like bro i lived i was like
Starting point is 00:40:32 a two-year-old prisoner in russia bro and then i got sold in the black market like two years later like i don't when it comes to women like i have such bad like issues that i've learned after that show that make me realize that like in every relationship i've ever been in for 29 years dude i've cheated like i feel the second i feel like not secure the girl's not validating me enough i go run the other way and i'm like i don't even want to be in this and i put up this wall bro like this stone cold wall and like i feel like the show like in general like yeah good I'm happy that no one wants to be like me. You don't want to be like who I was for the last 29 years.
Starting point is 00:41:09 Trust me. It's cool for not at all, actually. It's cool not being like that. So that's my answer to the question. Damn. Yeah, I mean, I agree with you, Garrett. But at the same time, man, I mean, it's literally called Fuckboy Island. And you can't be too hard on yourself. You know, I mean i that's what was so difficult for me and for you last year like after the show
Starting point is 00:41:30 aired like people are you know sending you death threats and shit like that i'm like jesus christ i'm like the man has gone through shit that no one knows about and i know him and at the same time it's literally called fuck violent he's there to do what he's supposed to do and he did exactly what he's supposed to do and yeah what a casting job i also look at it though i also look at it though as like again casey you know me for knowing me but like bro the amount of girls that i've hurt in my lifetime and like what like has happened like from a young age till now like dude like i sit here and i think bro like it does fuck with you it's like bro like i've changed the lives of certain other women in not ways that like i'm proud of like not leaving something where someone's like has better better themselves throughout the
Starting point is 00:42:16 relationship where like it's my traumas from a childhood have now been put onto someone else and like when you sit there and you look at it, like after a while, you're like, dude, it's not just like one or two or three girls. So it's like, you can have your own Island, bro. We love, we love self-awareness though. So I think when it, when it gets to that, bro, like you're then at the point where you're like, all right, like I got to make a change. And and like it also is like wow i can't believe i just took me now
Starting point is 00:42:49 to be on a show to realize all of this stuff about me because i just put up a wall and i'm like cool like i can do whatever i want by myself anyway i don't need any of this shit i can get whoever i want do whatever i want like yeah my boy knows himself he knows himself i think they were kind of talking about they were kind of talking about you as an inspiration being like that nobody on the show would take all the money now because they saw you get fucked over i think that's like that's and now everybody's like oh i'm splitting the money because we saw what happened to garrett that's the kind of inspiration yeah i mean yeah if it goes that route, like, I mean, Casey,
Starting point is 00:43:25 you got screwed too. Down, bad boys. Yeah, dude. Literally the down, bad boys. Oh shit.
Starting point is 00:43:37 Let's keep going. I don't know if we heard this one or not. Between the three of you, rank yourselves who's best to worst in bet. Cause there's no way garrett's not a two pump chuck oh damn listen i've heard garrett has sex before and i don't know what's going on in there but it's more than two seconds i don't know bro he looks like a virgin i think that's i think that's i think that's one of my issues is that i can't not I don't know, bro. He looks like a virgin.
Starting point is 00:44:08 I think that's one of my issues is that I can't. Because I'm so desensitized. But yeah. Well, I take pills that keep my hair in my head. And the side effect is that I can't get hard. So I'm probably worse than Garrett. Oh, man. Casey, you got us beat, bro. I don't even have sex man I just eat box
Starting point is 00:44:30 that's where I draw the line bro what I mean I don't I was gonna say I mean that's little bud light little box eating. One Bud Light and some box is all I need, dude. The B&B, that's what we call it. It's like a four for four.
Starting point is 00:44:56 Draw the line after eating box, dude. Don't go any farther. Here we go. What's the craziest thing you've seen a fan do do you guys hear that what's the craziest thing you've seen a fan do or a fan has like done when they've seen you you know what i mean craziest fan interaction i guess is what she's talking about i mean i can't you start start all right i'll start on this one because i've had some weird stuff bro like
Starting point is 00:45:31 i've had some real weird stuff um i would say one that's not like sexual that someone else's wife has came up to me in front of their husband um i would say that the the best one was probably when i was going down for season two there was a bachelorette party and some chick really tried throwing her starbucks at me and telling me that i'm the biggest piece of shit all this stuff and she was with all of her girls and the one like just screaming at me and then like the girls like oh and then her friends came over apologize. And then all of them became my best friend. And then we're like, oh, my God, you're down here for season two.
Starting point is 00:46:08 Oh, my God, we need to have information. Oh, that happened in Cabo? Yeah, Cabo. No, the second I got off the flight, she tried throwing a coffee at me. Was it a venti? And I was like, wait, what's going on here? And then all of them became my friend. They're like, let's take photos.
Starting point is 00:46:24 I took photos of every single one of them, did stories with all of them they're like yeah come to the bachelorette party like you'll make it so much fun I'm just like yo like Jesus what like that mental like where are you at what an introduction they got your attention bro yeah that was probably the weirdest one if you ever want some celebrity's attention just throw your venti chai tea latte at them casey what about you bro i mean you know honestly the funniest is when me and garrett together i know we're not together when we get together we get a lot of funny shit but i think the funniest thing for me i mean you know the classic i get a lot of people i'm at the bar and they're like, let me get you a shot, bro.
Starting point is 00:47:07 Let me get you a shot. Or like, you know, if someone's like, let me get you a drink. Like that's the, that's the usual. But last summer, like right when the show came out, my fucking car was running. Like I was like 200 miles past the oil change and I'm sitting there at the oil change place. I'm a fucking tire man. And I go up to pay for my oil change and he's like, nah, he got it i'm like oh i'm like what the fuck do you mean he got it for me and this dude comes over like could not like not in a weird way he's like hey bro like love your show i think i
Starting point is 00:47:34 help you out i paid for your oil change i'm like i mean i was like all right dog like that's the sweetest goddamn thing anybody could do an oil change 39.95 i was like not even the premium yeah you're right i can't do it bro i'm not doing max life i'm not doing max life no i was like honestly that's the sweetest gesture anyone's ever ever done for me that is insane people just come up to me and they like they like point at the rice at whole foods and they're like who's buying this and i'm like all right that's like that's the only interaction i get and i fucking love it every single time i was in a bodega at in new york and some dude did that this past week and i was like there's no way bro there's no way you you get recognized i mean
Starting point is 00:48:24 because you were at a pretty big social media presence you know before the show do you do you think you get more recognition now or uh definitely now because of f boy island which i think is weird because when when i went on the show i was like all right this will be cool different experience hopefully something good good it's just it was a win-win so i was like we'll try it but I was like I don't think anybody is really watching this show I was like so it won't really matter but a lot of people come up like walk
Starting point is 00:48:52 past me in New York and they're like she should have picked you bro and I'm like no fucking way you actually watch that shit but like it's really surprising like everybody watches that when I go out of San Diego I'm pretty sure that I get stopped about, like, maybe five to ten times a day,
Starting point is 00:49:07 like, to the point that it's, like, almost like, what? Yeah. Like, stop. That's just weird. Like, HBO is a different demographic. Like, you look at the shows that are on there. Like, you look at HBO just in general. Like, they don't have a younger demographic.
Starting point is 00:49:19 They haven't been around as long as Netflix, who everyone in their God's name still has a parent's Netflix account. So, it's, like like it's just a different a different demographic a lot of them don't follow doesn't really translate in that sense but like I feel like
Starting point is 00:49:31 a lot of people watch yeah that's why San Diego though what you said when you're in San Diego you get stopped like five to ten times
Starting point is 00:49:42 yeah so I come down here because we bought an office down here so I don't know in San Diego for some reason like if I walk out or go like to the gym or like whatever, bro, it's all the time. I think it's just like a lot of younger kids, bro, that like kind of like that 30 to like 40 range. And like even like families, bro. Like it's a lot of vacation spots.
Starting point is 00:50:00 Like a lot of people just come up. I'm telling you, I had some weird. Full families coming up to you on the beach oh i had the weirdest or the weirdest whole family mom dad and son all were like you're the man and i was like wait you let your kids watch that shit yeah dude it was nuts taking family family pics on the beach making sandcastles with their kids and shit. It was nuts, dude. All right, let's do like, we've got like five more, then we'll bounce. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:50:32 I would really love to know where each one of you was when you found out that you were going to be on Fuckboy Island. And just as a bonus, Benedict, If you're ever in Dubai I know some girls with some really nice feet Oh shit Hey yo We got Dubai money let's go Fuck What you know about those international feet
Starting point is 00:50:59 Though Oh shit I'll never go to Dubai But maybe Foreign tings bro four and toes where were you when you uh figured out you got casted or cast for the show i was serving an eight top at a restaurant probably like with a with a bunch of tortilla chips in my mouth and i was like all right cool like checking my phone on the on the on the floor that i'm not supposed to be checking my phone on i think i was uh had i was i was out because like in the initial process um it was like the people were in la and i was in ohio so i was like three hours ahead it was like
Starting point is 00:51:42 it was like friday night or like seven o'clock eight o'clock ohio time and i think i was getting after i think i might have just ripped a gator and i was like um i was like are you fucking serious i'm gonna throw out like fuck yeah let's fucking no i was hype i was like no i was like no fucking way let's uh let's do it i didn't know if i was getting sold into the sex slave, though. I was like, is this legit? I thought it was a scam, dude. I thought it was. For you guys, you didn't even know the name of the show, right, until you got there? That's insane.
Starting point is 00:52:14 After the show, bro. So after we finished the show, I thought they were joking. They were like, oh, maybe we'll call it F.Y. I thought they were joking. They were like, no, no, no. We'll probably have a couple other names. So before the show, they were like, oh, yeah, it we'll probably have a couple other names like so when like before the show they go yeah it is f1 i was what like yeah it was actually called i think lord of the bros yeah dude it was so weird anyway bro for my for my story of like
Starting point is 00:52:38 how i got called um i had a birthday bender because my birthday was like february 4th so it's february 5th the day after I had a crazy birthday bender in Miami, like just absolutely so strung out. They called me and I was like, cool. They're like, yeah, you got to like be ready by next week. And I was like, like one week to pack? Like, well, six days. And I was like.
Starting point is 00:53:01 You know you waited until the night before anyway. Bro, I had this girl that I was with pack all my shit. I had her go shopping for me. It was like, you know, you waited until the night before anyway. Well, I had this girl that I was with pack all my shit. I had to go shopping for me. It was like, yo, can you just pack all this? She's all formatted, nothing.
Starting point is 00:53:11 And then I flew to, to literally, what's it called? Wherever the hell. So you guys were fucked up. You guys were fucked up. And I was just working in a restaurant. Oh shit. That. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:53:28 That's hilarious, dude. All right, here we go. Now that Garrett and Casey have been on FBoy Island back-to-back seasons, do they have any advice on how to get on a reality TV show? Fuck. Fuck. Do you guys have advice?
Starting point is 00:53:45 Yeah. My advice is just good luck. Like someone will either reach out to you on Instagram and beg you for months and months and months to do the show or you're just hopeless. I mean, I think you just definitely have to know someone. I mean, the reason Zach was on season two is because he lives,
Starting point is 00:54:04 you know, I grew up two blocks from him. So i think it's all about who you know if you know somebody who's been on a reality show or if you're decently good looking you might get asked to get one fucking temptation actually you know what casey you are right on that um if you like yeah if you know i have a friend like how many people hit me up and i would like have them do the interview for season two so yeah you can't hit up someone who's been on a reality show and have them try to submit you for sure shit i didn't know anybody bro i just embarrassed myself how'd you get i i didn't embarrass myself for four straight years on social media for them to get my attention they're like oh this dude's a fucking idiot all right but
Starting point is 00:54:46 let's see if he'll come on the show but that's pretty much the way i got through the casting like all that stuff was just by like just joking around with them and i just kept joking around and they're like all your answers are so bizarre and i was like yeah yeah i'm just being completely honest i don't know they're like what's your type I was like girls with like tattoo sleeves and like all this fucked up shit oh shit
Starting point is 00:55:16 alright three more scenario you're on a date with a girl you like you shit your pants you sharted what's your exit strategy and or do you finish the date shit shorts oh this is easy this is easy go okay go uh that's such a good question you gotta shit shorts it bro you gotta shit shorts no chance i'm going to the bathroom real quick and attempting to not walk super weird and i'm taking off my underwear wiping my ass
Starting point is 00:55:53 no chance by doing that well i don't know like if i like i'm wearing underwear like i'm taking the underwear off and i'm throwing it in the garbage and hoping that i don't have to fart or anything like that for the rest of the day. But like, if not, I'm sneaking out, man. I'm shit shorts in it, bro. I'm shit shorts in it. You're going to leave the smell? Smell is linked to memory.
Starting point is 00:56:16 So she's never going to forget me, bro. I'm sitting in there, bro. I'm staying in the pocket. I'm staying in the pocket, dude staying in the pocket dude I can't condone that I mean what if you go home after and she pulls down your she pulls down your pants and she's like Jesus Christ
Starting point is 00:56:36 Ben she's into it you gotta be honest with yourself eggs Benny with a side of beans. God damn. I'm going straight to the bathroom. I'm taking those off.
Starting point is 00:56:51 I'm flushing down the toilet and I'm pulling my trousers back up. I'm getting back out there. You say trousers. Yeah. The most Ohio vocab. Oh, shit. Two more. Almost fell out of my damn chair here we go hi i hope you're all doing well um my question for all of you is if you would do f boy island again or not and then specifically Casey, sweet, sweet Casey. I adore you so much. And I'm curious which season you enjoyed being on more.
Starting point is 00:57:31 Okay. Fuck! Oh, shit, dude. Oh, my God. The real her came out at the end. That's good question though that's a good question um yes i mean we already talked about if we do you know i know garrett wants to host i don't know if i don't like i i i want to have a girlfriend too i don't see myself doing another season of that for island uh what about you benedict would you do would you do another season of F4 Island. What about you, Bennett? Would you do another season? Hell yeah, I'd go back right now.
Starting point is 00:58:08 I'm down. You'd go back right now. As a nice guy, again. Yeah, I met the love of my life, no chance. I'll run it back. Damn, Garrett. You and, uh... Never mind.
Starting point is 00:58:21 Are you going to shout out her username real quick? Me and Casey love my life you guys have been talking about each other the whole time you're like I'm in a relationship so I feel like you honestly
Starting point is 00:58:38 would be more suited to do F Girl Island at this point yeah sign me up. Fly me out. If Casey and I were both single and we did F Girl Island and we were on the same thing for
Starting point is 00:58:53 F Girl Island and we were single, it would not be healthy for the world. It'd be good TV though. It'd be good TV. We would have to genuinely actually... It couldn't be how we would have to like genuinely like actually like we couldn't be like how we were on season one otherwise they would they would know if you weren't like yourself
Starting point is 00:59:13 on f girl island if you got casted they'd be like right you're you're total bullshit like if you came back as a nice guy garrett is a nice guy. If I was single and I was on F-Girl Island, bro, and I got somehow played by an F-Girl, I would be blown away. If some girl could play me... If you got Tamerist? Bro, I would never let that girl ever play me.
Starting point is 00:59:43 The other part of her question was like did you like season one or season two better like like which of the dudes did you like better in season one or season two i mean that's such a that's such a tough tough question because i mean i met garrett season one but um i want to say you know season one i met garrett one of my good friends is still josh who garrett was lately competing with um season two like i said i mean i think i got close with a couple of different people on both seasons season season one garrett josh um season two you um nico yeah trying to think of who else was in you know i was a jay brin i love you i love jay brin i feel like i have a number of people from both seasons that i could go visit or go stay with i mean the guys jay brin reminded me of like the cool version of cam who did jay brin he seemed
Starting point is 01:00:37 like a wish cam was nice no not even close bro jay brin just didn't have, you know, he was, he needed a different, like J.B. is a perfect example of someone who needed a different type of girl there. You know, none of those girls were necessarily his type. He had mad game, but none of the girls were kind of like, he was more brother-sister with like Tamera, I feel like. Yeah, there you go. And like, you had like a tough go kind of, because people knew you, people in the house knew you from season one.
Starting point is 01:01:06 You came in like came in late. Some people might not like that. But so like it took a minute for everybody to warm up to you. So I was probably crying. I wrote in his journal like when it comes to competitiveness. I mean, I think the season one guys had way more fucking game. I mean, I think that season two wasn't,
Starting point is 01:01:29 I don't know because I don't know if it was because. Tamaris knew who I was, but I mean, I literally could have closed my eyes and walked through season two without everyone's like, Oh, the producers helps you. No,
Starting point is 01:01:38 they fucking didn't. If Tamaris didn't like me, I was fucked. I, you know, it was, it is what it is. So,
Starting point is 01:01:43 but there's a reason i feel like based off watching i feel like based off watching like i mean bro like season two like the fact peter again made it past episode two right like come on like let's go he didn't have enough game on season one that's episode one dude like i'm not yeah if he's weird bro like in la when he came out so what's when he came out one night in la like i was like this weird as shit like no wonder i got kicked off first so like seeing him make it that far bro like just goes to show like i felt like dude i don't know i wanted you to win better that's kind of that's felt bad it's all right i liked you i really like you at the end casey i
Starting point is 01:02:20 knew you had it the entire way i don't even know how nico called back in I don't know Nico but like from the first couple episodes He didn't seem like he did much And who was the other storyline Danny Oh yeah Yeah That was just I don't even know
Starting point is 01:02:38 I feel like Danny should have I feel like even after seeing Danny in like social media After the show I feel like he should have, like, I feel like even after seeing Danny in, like, social media after the show, like, I feel like he, like, either, like, glowed up and was way better looking after the show. But, like, during the show, like, I was like, what's going on? Like, he said he had to. He lost, like, 15 pounds.
Starting point is 01:02:59 He looks great now. Yeah. I was like, how is this dude still here? Half the time on the show he's like bro i gotta get it together yeah that's the same with like fernando like i love fernando to death but like the same thing case thing how was fernando still there like yeah i mean just a filler just a filler no it's tough i mean i think there's only i think you would have been fine on season one benedict i think mercedes would have been fine danny and that's about it like other than that
Starting point is 01:03:31 and nico too i think nico baby could have survived but i mean season one was low-key tough i mean yeah there were some good guys on there i mean there's a reason i lost to new jared i mean new jared as much as i you know beef with him like he has you know he's got some swag to him. So for me, season two was so fucking easy. I mean, me versus Tom. I mean, I love Tom. Come on. Bro, I don't know how he made it. You and New Jarrett have beef?
Starting point is 01:03:54 I mean, no. We did on the show. You guys had serious competition in season one, Casey. I had absolutely no competition besides myself. I just shot myself in the foot every episode. And you still won. And you still won. And you still won. Still kind of won.
Starting point is 01:04:10 Still kind of won. Violet had no competition. Nakia, I mean, like, OG Jared, I was blown away. I mean, him and Colin, bro, were good competition at one point. But, yeah, that ended. Yeah, there were better-looking people in Season 1. I'm not gonna lie like as a as a whole like the average on season one was like probably like a probably
Starting point is 01:04:31 like a seven or an eight out of ten season two might have been like a low six six point two i'm not gonna name name names. I'm not going to name names. We got two guys. All right. Last question. This one says demon time question for Garrett. Here we go. Fuck. Yeah. This question is for Garrett.
Starting point is 01:04:55 You know, after season one, was it actually hard, you know, to get girls again? Like, you know, after you took all the money and then after like season two, you know, after you took all the money. And then after, like, season two, you know, has it been as hard? Like, do you feel like your image has been, you know, restored amongst the ladies in L.A.? Taha, shit. I just sound like Ben Batoni. Demon time? Oh, man. demon demon time oh man after season one bro i was running through it bro like running through i was running through la bro like any chick went cloud like i was running through it bro
Starting point is 01:05:37 like um after season two like i don't know i got fell in love like after season one like later after i was i mean it was so bad at one point that i actually had to go to a place called la rava in arizona because i was just too many you need some alone time yeah it was like monday through friday like steady like you had sometimes to a day. You had to Kanye West yourself and just lock yourself in a room. Yeah, it was bad for a little bit. You would have thought. Casey, you came out when you were out with me.
Starting point is 01:06:17 I mean, you were on. I mean, I kid you not. I visited Gary for one weekend after the show, like a year ago, around this time. And, like, you know, after the show came out last year, or in general, you know, I obviously hook up with girls. But, I mean, it was like 1 p.m. in the a.m. I'm like, what is – like, what's going on here?
Starting point is 01:06:39 This girl just comes into the bedroom. Next two minutes later, she comes out and she's sobbing, crying. Clockwork, bro. comes into the bedroom next two minutes later she comes out and she's sobbing crying clockwork bro do you have like a booking schedule online but i then i met a girl bro that i fell in love with so after season two like i don't know bro like i actually had my heart broken after season two because i was such a fuck up and then now now now i'm working on like honestly bro like i met someone that like straight up i can safely say this like bro i'd actually fucking marry her so like oh god yeah bro not now like a couple years not now i'd actually marry her bro in like seven years or so. Dude, can we see a pic? Can we know who it is?
Starting point is 01:07:29 We don't have to. We don't have to. I mean, yeah, her name's Casey. What? Is it a coincidence? That was a coincidence. That's so crazy.
Starting point is 01:07:41 Yeah, seven years. Can I be in the wedding? I better be. No, no, it's you crazy. Yeah, seven years. Can I be in the wedding? I better be. No, no, it's you two. I'm marrying both of you guys in seven years. We need to have us three wake up and have a weekend. Just shits and giggles. Down bad weekend, coming to a city near you.
Starting point is 01:08:12 City near you. reno nevada yeah we need to be locked away let's have a weekend and just stay in the house we can all use that all right that's it boys thanks for coming on hey shout out your instagrams real quick gary you first alright it's just my name Garrett Morosky I think it's Garrett underscore Morosky or Garrett Morosky two R's
Starting point is 01:08:31 two T's baby alright thanks for having us Benny mine is Casey is there it is Casey is
Starting point is 01:08:37 underscore underscore Casey is whatever you want him to be usually a piece of shit but thanks for coming on fellas the Es the espresso podcast i was shot 228
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Starting point is 01:09:14 taha fuck alright y'all peace thanks for coming on

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