Espresso - crazy virginity stories

Episode Date: March 24, 2022

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Oh He's back for espresso shot 203 Just had some eggs on the way over here You already know that's all I do is eat eggs And you know what they call me, right? Egg boy Yeah, I like them scrambled I like them over easy I like them in my stomach

I'ma let you finish You see what I did there? I like omelets My name is motherfucking Egg Boy. Call me Eggs Benedict, I don't care. Don't stare. I eat a lot of eggs every day. Sometimes I get yolk in my hair. I said that. I meant that. And I put peppers on my ham on my in the skillet. Watch this sizzle like

I know, I know You might think I'm a fairy But I fly around the city With eggs in my pockets Like, that ain't me, I ain't a fairy guess what though i just really like dairy shut up what's up fam oh my god yeah i really just did eat two uh two eggs i got like one of those Starbucks Lunchables. You know what I mean? They're just as much money as a normal Lunchable at like Kroger. Jesus Christ, bro. I probably eat one of those every day. God damn. Dude, I got something wrong with me. I wonder how much money I spend on Starbucks a week

I think it's honestly like $178 Not that I checked Remember to follow Or join the Patreon for an extra Uncut Pod every week We go crazy on there Remember to follow on social media

Subscribe on YouTube The merch is out, the link's a little messed up But we're gonna get that finished Or we're gonna get that fixed, why do you say finished? He doesn't know how to talk We got a big show, baby And I hate to do this But I don't think we're gonna have time for 86 News

I know, I know, I know And people are like, you don't need to do this, but I don't think we're going to have time for 86 News. I know, I know, I know. And people are like, you don't need to do it every week anyway. You know, just every other time. So that being said, I have a little bit of news for 86 News. This is Johnson. Breaking news, breaking news, breaking news. It says here, following the closures of McDonald's fast food chains in Russia. Russians are selling Big Mac sandwiches for $36 each.

They're now selling McDonald's paper bags for more than $300. Now, this is not something to joke about. I take this very seriously. You said we're short on time Okay, I'll get right to the point In all seriousness This is ruining our economy And I understand we're talking about McDonald's here But it starts at fast food

And then we see this financially affecting our loved ones I am not playing games here. I am dead serious. It's a trickle-down effect. We see it at fast food, and then what happens? Then your grandma's house gets foreclosed. They repossess her car. And yes, yes, $36 for a Big Mac is pricey.

Or should I say it's... McSpensive. Oh, God! 36 News! God damn, I can't... Oh, Jesus Christ, 36 News. Oh, God. I'm sorry about that, Dave.

I'm not loving it. Oh, God. Oh, shit. Fam, we got to get into this straight up. The Espresso Quick, Quick, Quick, Quick Question of the Week this week. What's your craziest virginity story? Let's kick it off. With, uh...

This is a long one. I don't know if I want to do that. What's your crazy virginity story? Yep. So I didn't lose my virginity until i was a junior in college come on and i was going to save it for marriage because i was a christian young man at the time and the night that i lost it i had guilt because i disappointed the lord and i couldn't keep a boner for very long and ended up getting all sad and praying for forgiveness all right now where the fuck is he hey the way the way he's the way he starts this voice message though the man that can't get hard

all right let's keep going this all this all stemmed from uh i don't know if you guys heard but my boy mantis he lost his v card it's sad it's kind of sad austin taylor what's your craziest virginity story i got i got a lipoma oh so i got a lip lip lipoma yeah i got a lipoma. Yeah, I got a lipoma. I got, fuck. Dude. I got a lipoma removed off my neck. And a girl I was talking to said that she wanted to come over to be my nurse that night. So she came over while I was stitched up in a big ass bandaid, blood stitched neck. And then she would then give me neck and then take my virginity that night in my room with my

mom and still in the house at 2 a.m and i pretty much lost my virginity while being cut open that and i'm still hard i don't know bro hold on there's more well The craziest thing was that she let me nut in her mouth, and it was a... Yo! With a gash in his neck. That's sexy. You guys want to hear the rest of that?

I kind of have to. Best goddamn feeling I've ever felt in my life. Bro, this podcast is going to be fucking gross. And I like it. All right, here we go. What's your crazy virginity story? What's my craziest virginity story? Probably having to get your mom an Uber afterwards.

Oh, yeah. Having to get your mom an Uber afterwards. This guy. What? This guy. Yeah, but aside from that, after I did it for the first time, for some reason, I refused to take the condom off and I wore it around like a badge of honor. Dude, you guys are fucked up. I guess you could say I was making it my lifestyle no I'm a Trojan man later is there anything worse than a condom honestly the smell the moment hey how do you be sexy and ask that has anyone figured that out hey uh one sec let me do the weirdest thing in the history of human mankind ew bro are girls trained to like just put their whole entire existence on autopilot for that moment because uh let's do the 100%

most unromantic thing before the most romantic thing what's your crazy virginity story my crazy virginity story is I was 16. I was with my boyfriend for a year. And homie was like really tall, like 6'4", big hands, big fingers, whole nine yards. So we went upstairs. It was pitch black. And he started fingering me. But then I felt my vag kind of like widened out a little bit. And I asked him, I was like, yo, like, is this your dick?

And he was like, no, like i'm using like three or four fingers so i was like all right cool whatever well at the end of it he was like babe guess what i took your virginity and at that point there's really nothing to do so we just kept having sex at that point. It was cool, I guess. Is that like a low-key rape? Is that a mild sauce rape? It sounds like somebody's done that before. Four fingers? Every guy's made that mistake, though. The first time they finger a girl, you're like, okay, I guess, uh, what else can go in here? Ah!

What's your crazy virginity story? Okay, I guess, uh, what else can go in here? Ah! C***y. What's your crazy virginity story? So, after the deed was done, I looked over and I said, that's it? And I was, like, being honest. Because, I mean, it was my first time. And I was like, that's what everybody's raving about? Like, that's, that's it? That raving about. Like, that's it. That's it.

And then he started to cry. And I had no clue that I was telling him he was terrible at sex. I didn't know. But to this day, I still laugh my ass off that I was just so just like, hey, yo, that sucked ass. Ew, dude. The first time anybody has sex what a weird fucking thing it smells it's weird you don't know how to ask you're like are you okay with this are you sure am i okay with this dude i swear to god i cried after it wasn't like right after but like it was like two hours later and i was like damn like she's

she's three's 3000 percent pregnant. Let's keep going. It's your crazy virginity story. OK, so the night began at my boyfriend's house. We were in high school, so obviously he lived with his parents. And they made this really nice dinner. And then they were like, we're just going to watch a movie, but we have the hot tub ready for you guys. And I was like, okay, cool. Any other night. And so after the hot tub, we went up to his room and there were rose petals everywhere and boys to men i'll make love to

you playing and he expected it to happen with his parents downstairs knowing exactly what we were doing it's fucking strange wait so did it happen did it happen though okay so the night began at my boyfriend's house we were in high school so obviously he lived with his parents and they made this really nice dinner and then they were like we're just gonna watch a movie but we have the hot tub ready for you guys oh she so did it though she so did it anyway dude i don't like that his parents and him like teamed up people are so weird dude if you like are that close to your parents and you're like hey i'm gonna make the move tonight like bro you should not be you should not be living in that house whose parents are like hey you gonna do it with her tonight hot tubs on jimmy

no speaking of jimmy using one like dude if if when sex is too set up i'm like i'm i'm good i'll go right the fuck home sex has got to be spontaneous bro if sex is expected like hey we're doing it tonight eight o'clock yeah in in my room that i set up i'm like it's too much bro It's just gotta be like off a whim for me Set up sex Never works Those are the worst words a guy can hear At like 1pm I can't wait to bang you tonight

Guess what's happening after that You're not fucking Alright here we go What's your crazy virginity story she had the condom what does that mean i've heard people do. Like, she put the condom on me. Like, hey, in what world is a girl ever doing that? Come here, baby. I'm gonna strap you up. Mommy's ready to ride. Dude, this voice, though. She had the condom.

Oh! Why? Why is it a perfect voice for that phrase only? She had the condom. She had the condom. She had the condom. Yo. What's your crazy virginity story? Yeah, so I was at my girlfriend's mom's house, and she was with her friend hanging out on the other side of the house.

And I was banging my girlfriend in her room. And then her mom's friend knocked on the door and came in and offered my girlfriend weed while we were having sex. So I was inside her, and we were just sitting under the covers, and she was having a full conversation with her. And then she bought weed off her mom's friend while uh i was inside her and then she left and uh finished up and then we smoked that weed later yeah yeah at the end like yeah we did that shit what's up that that that's happened to me too not like during that Not like during sex

But like other weird times And people will walk in on me And they'll just keep talking And I'm like yo Can't you tell I'm sitting there sweating my ass off in my bed And one time my sister came in I think she talked to me for 17 minutes

And I was just like Can you turn on the AC Like dude I'm covered in sweat my face is so red I'll talk to you in a minute all right here we go what's your crazy virginity story I was 16 this chick was 18 this girl had pounded a few dudes before me but uh I just casually acted that you know asked her when i had it in her is it in yet dude how do girls have sex with guys it's so fucked up the amount of times girls have to roll their eyes when guys do shit like that

i can't how what's your crazy virginity story so the virginity story really isn't too crazy i was 12 she was 13 yo that's fucked up hold on bro hey you want to know the craziest part you were in sixth grade it was an interesting thing me lying to my parents having them take me to uh you know some random house and saying it was somebody else's and then walking up the street to my actual girlfriend's place while her parents were gone. And then it got really funny once her parents showed up. I was not seen.

I did sneak out, but there was that slight panic. Everybody's got a sneak out story. Yep. I'm not going to lie. Sophomore year of college. My ass was hanging out of a window with a broken collarbone. Sandals were in their side yard for like two hours until my friends took me back and I had to grab them and get back in the car. Sneak out stories.

I should've died. Brock- I can't wait to hear this shit. Just by how your name's spelled, I hope this is good. Crazy virginity stories. So, my first time we used, uh, like, the Trojan bare skin or like ultra thin condoms and it immediately broke and even though there was like minimal insertion we immediately stopped freaked out we were like oh my god i was like 16 or 17 we're like oh my god you're gonna get pregnant so we went to cvs that's my brand and And I had to buy Plan B. And my then-girlfriend at the time got super emotional

because, like, Plan B is terrible for girls, I guess, and their hormones and shit. And it was not a fun time. Let's just put it that way. Why do they have to make the whole plan B thing so like It's so annoying Buying plan B Is there a bigger walk of shame First it's like locked away

In the weirdest part They put it right by like the pharmacy And you know the pharmacy ladies are just Back there Hey can you unlock this What do you need What was that Hey, can you unlock this? What do you need? Plan B.

What was that? Did you hear him? Did you hear this fucker? Did you hear him? Did you hear this piece of shit, Jenny? What do you need, babe? Listen. Listen to this piece of shit.

Plan B. Plan B. And then it's the size of a goddamn dvd case walking out of cvs like i'm watching die hard later what's your crazy virginity story all right so so when i was a sophomore in high school, and I went to another school's party and was very unaware of anybody else that was there besides like two people. Anyways, at this party, I was doing pretty well for myself. And actually, before we left, these two girls took me upstairs, and they both proceeded to suck my dick. stairs and they both proceeded to suck my dick. This was the first time I've ever got a blowjob and it was pretty spectacular, a little toothy, but for the first time being two girls, I was on cloud nine. Anyways, at that same party, I had met a separate girl who was best friends with

the two girls who sucked my dick and following that party me and the girl that didn't suck my dick continued to talk and we ended up dating and then two weeks later i ended up losing my virginity to her so that's party bjs i can't In that situation I don't know bro I don't know if I can get down like that At a party I'm like I'm thinking about

My head's not in the game At a party I'm like I wonder what they're doing right now I wonder if like Is my phone out there? Is my phone on aux right now? Like I can't like Oh yeah

I can't like do that At a party I'm like thinking about other shit Did I lock my car car what's for dinner it's your crazy virginity story i lost my virginity at a house party and we went up to find a room and we went to the girls whose house it and we went to the girl's whose house it was. We went to her little brother's room, and the girl I was hooking up with didn't want to fuck on the little kid's car bed, which I thought would be pretty sick.

So we had to go down to the floor, and we fucked on one of those little town maps that you can ride cars and other stuff on. I pretty much crushed a whole city. And I was laying on little Hot Wheels and other toys as I lost my virginity. Okay, fucking. So, Moonfall, the movie Moonfall, that was based on me losing my virginity. Peace, dude. That's the funniest shit to me. Just all the shit going on Besides what you're doing

He crushed a whole city He was banging on top of a Kids map Okay King Kong Oh shit the car bed Two more Joe What's your crazy virginity story?

So I have to say the craziest thing that happened to me when I lost my virginity was I worked at a Dunkin' Donuts. And my coworker and I hooked up. And we were leaving our shift. We'd done our business in our car. And the old man, the old Indian who worked worked the overnight was working the drive-thru so after we got done doing what we did she had to use the bathroom and we wanted coffee so we go back into the dunk and we go to the drive-thru and the old man was just smiling we didn't even say nothing he just knew he goes how many time one two three how many tell me how many and he was just getting so excited

I only told him one and he goes. Oh you bitch you bitch. I would keep pumping keep pumping. I was dying By the way, bro. I'm a big fan of yours. Love your content Stay true. Cheers. Oh, thanks, man That was a that might be the best voice message right there. Not because he, like, had sex with me at the end. Ha! Thanks, homie. Keep bumping.

Car sex, honestly. Car sex? Has anybody had good car sex? Dude, I get so sweaty in a car. I need to just focus. I think I have too much ADD to have sex. I'm thinking about so much other shit. I'm like, yo, my sweat is going in her eyes.

It's stinging her eyes. She probably can't even fucking see right now. What are we doing? And I'm always like looking for other cars and shit. I'm like, they're not going to stop by here, are they? Just while you're doing it. Is that a Grand Am? Oh my God, my aunt had that Camry.

Oh shit, alright. Wow, bro. Shit got wild. That's the Espresso question of the week. Let's go viral. Viral, viral, viral. Viral. I like toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, tootles. Before we go viral, though, the Espresso podcast is brought to you by Wave1 Media.

If you want to start your own show, visit thewave1.com. Hashtag let's laugh about hashtag let's laugh about can we start laughing I hate this but can we start laughing when people get hurt again I feel like that was a big thing growing up and then now it's like oh my god

are you okay no matter what i did i could fall off a fucking tiny tricycle and roll down a hill 75 times while farting and then somebody would be like oh my god are you okay seriously do you need to go to the hospital i'm like will you just laugh and shut the hell up? That was funny. Fake ass. You know, that shit was funny, but I swear to God, I was riding this little ass bike one time and I was with my cousins for like a weird, you know how you just go to your cousin's house randomly for like a week. I was with him and we were in the woods. Every fucking time I'm with my cousins, we're always in the woods somehow. And, uh, we were riding a bike on this trail and I was on this tiny fucking bike because

I didn't have my bike. I was just, I was just fucking with their shit. So I was riding this bike down this hill and the hill was getting like, it was steep. And I was like, Oh fuck. Like I'm going really fast right now. And like, I, my fucking knee got caught in the handlebar. And I think I, I wrecked hard like america's funniest videos wreck and they didn't laugh even my funny fucking jackass cousins didn't even laugh

i was like guys people care too much and people get hurt and maybe i don't care enough my whole bone would be sticking out of my leg and i'd be like Like when people bleed too people care too much about blood i'm like so what i'm fucking bleeding like fuck off who cares You're bleeding. Oh Every time i'm bleeding. Oh I'm, like yo, I just like bit my nail wrong. It's not You're bleeding The back of your leg is bleeding I'm like I picked a scab and ate it like three minutes ago

Will you relax No You need a bandaid right now Like dude I'm not gonna be bandaid guy I'm not gonna be bandaid guy So what if that makes me like Super fucking Oh I'm not going to be bandaid guy. So what if that makes me like super fucking, Oh,

I'm just, band-aids are gross. I'd rather have an open wound than a stupid band-aid on my arm. It's not bleeding. It's not bleeding. It's just like a cut. You get a band-aid? Oh my God.

You need a band-aid? Oh my god. You need a band-aid right now. It's literally a scab that I picked two minutes ago. Hashtag that's a deal breaker. Honestly, people who have bad handwriting, I just can't. Girls with bad handwriting, I can't even. This is my thing. I won't even look at you the same I won't like that's the grudge I'll hold dude one time I saw this girl was like she looked good

went to I had a couple classes with her she's on like the volleyball team and I was like oh my god I like we were like in the same class I went to her apartment to study not just me and her they're like three other people but I looked at her notebook and her shit I was like I think I handed it to the dude I was like Drew um and she's like what are you doing and I was like what do you mean this is his shit and she's like that's my notebook yo it was the whole entire like notes were a lecture, and it just looks like a fucking suicide note. It looked like the Chick-fil-A cow wrote in her notebook. And I honestly don't think I talked to her ever again.

Whoops. Hashtag things we don't say out loud Man I wrote some weird shit down I must have been in a weird mood I wrote down this Things we don't say out loud I wrote down I don't care about your kid Sorry I was drunk as fuck

Does anybody say that? Sorry I was drunk as fuck does anybody say that sorry I was drunk does anybody just straight up say that like it's not even a valid excuse like if you say something crazy if you talk crazy or do something crazy and the next day you're like sorry I was just really drunk like how funny is that

but it's true like sorry I just had under my willpower sorry I just had 13 beers And acted an ass Alright let's do days of the week Days of the week Thursday National chocolate covered

Raisin day I put raisins on my salad The other day National Chocolate Covered Raisin Day. I put raisins on my salad the other day. Oh, dear mommy. That shit changed my life. I think it put me back on raisins. Dude, I was smashing raisins. There was a point in my life, like, I think it was like a year ago, maybe a year and a half ago or something.

For like five months, I was just taking down raisins. I think I had a box a night. So I was like, they're just grapes, but I didn't know they were like candy grapes. Chocolate covered raisins? That's different. Raisinets? Sounds like a band. Chocolate-covered raisins are so good, they gave them the name Raisinets. Like they're a fucking girl's... Girl troop.

Like they're Charlie's Angels of Candy. The Raisinets. Introducing the Raisinets. They're that sexy. Chocolate-covered raisins? What kind of freak thought about those? Devilman chocolate. Nah.

Huh. Friday. National Tolkien Reading Day. National Tolkien Reading Day. J.R. Tolkien. There's like four household names for authors jr tolkien i can't believe i even know who that is what do you write what book did you write lord of the rings god what a crazy man who's the other other lady? Who's the Harry Potter lady? I can't believe I...

J.K. Rowling. Okay, have more names with initials in them. Every author? J.K. Rowling, bro. Authors put their names on books so big now I'm like, okay I know, I know you did I know J.K. Rowling

J.R. Tolkien Is every author like that? Is that an author thing or am I tripping? F. Scott Fitzgeraldgerald jd salinger dude stephen king might be goat author this is the nerdiest shit stephen king might be goat author dude that guy is fucked up oh how come people that write books are so much weirder than people that make movies? Because they wrote it down because it's from their brain directly. Bro, Stephen King had my mom on lock. Every time I looked at my mom, she was looking at Stephen King's weird messages.

It's always some weird scary sex Why Stephen King Bro that's so weird Like if you saw Stephen King in real life you'd be like Are you gonna fuck me or kill me Oh shit What a weirdo But hey dude did your thing Oh, shit. What a weirdo. But, hey, dude.

Did your thing. That's me every time I call somebody a freak or a loser or a weirdo. Hey, but you're doing your thing. Stephen King, goat author. God of authors, Stephen King. I would love to I would love to see that war with somebody An author war

I'd love to see that fight It's about to be an author fight It's about to be a what? Author fight. Oh, we're about to swing them down. We're about to turn them into. We're about to resell this book at half price books for 30 cents. It's about to be a what? Author fight. Holy shit, I'm done. Saturday, National Nougat Day I don't give a shit about nougat anymore I said it I'm a little cocoa

But nougat used to run my goddamn brain All I thought about From the ages of 9 To like 14 Was nougat It's all whippy and creamy I actually would like I swear to god Like, 14 was nougat. It's all whippy and creamy.

I actually would, like, I swear to God, I would go to a vending machine and pick a Three Musketeers on site. I did that. Now, dude, if you see somebody pick a Three Musketeers, you punch them right in the fucking jaw. And they're totally super okay with it. If somebody's at a vending machine and they hit... In that little ring... And the three musketeers drop...

Thanks, bro. Sometimes I just need to be reminded, but I know, man. I appreciate it. That silver chrome wrapper, three musketeers. Is that the weirdest candy you can pick? Heath bar. Like, what? Who's running Heath bar's PR?

Because they're killing that shit. Heath Bar? You can only eat it if you're a mom. You can only eat it if you're addicted to coffee. And you can only eat it if you have, like, no back teeth. And the fact that Heath Bar is, like, they're still around, one. But, two, they're, like, in blizzards. Like, what made Dairy Queen is like, they're still around, one. But two, they're like in blizzards. Like, what made Dairy Queen be like, you know what?

Get over here, Heath. It's like the last pick in the like, the last pick at recess for kickball. You're just like, fuck it, Heath. And put you in third base or some shit where nothing matters. They have a Heath Bar cake. Like an ice cream cake What? Heath Bar If that's somebody's favorite candy bro

They have kids National Spinach Day Yo Spinach You only like it Yo Spinach You only like it when you turn 29 Sorry That's the rules When I was a kid and I ate spinach

Oh my god bro Why was that hell on earth With my dad just watching me Couple more bites B Bro, why was that hell on earth with my dad just watching me? Couple more bites be Come on I can't finish it Dude it's just spinach My dad would fuck me up if I didn't finish my food. Maybe that's why I destroy everything to the last crumb now.

Figured it out! Maybe that's what it is. This girl I used to date was like, you finished that peanut butter in two days. That would have taken me Four months And I was like You're talking to the wrong guy Ask old Joe Polsi

Ask Coach P Cause he uh He made me do it bro I fin it I crush it It's over It's gone Every time I finish food

I expect there to be a fucking WWE ref to slide on the To slide on the island It's over Fuck Sunday National Joe Day On another episode

Of Every Dad's Name is Joe every dad's name is Joe for real though can we start doing that again we just start like randomly on the streets just start like asking people what their dad's names are nothing funnier because like they try to make up a name but it just ends up being lamer than their dad's actual name they're like steve fuck why didn't i just say my dad's name it's tom oh shit all right that's it espresso pod 20 was wild. We're going to have a better question next week. I said it. He said it. Thank you guys for listening. Remember to share with the homies and homegirls. Have them subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and join Patreon. One extra episode a week. Thank you guys

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Bye fam.