Espresso - dumb stuff you spent $$ on

Episode Date: March 24, 2021

what up espresshoes? this week ben has his son @YoungMantis2 on the pod to sort through the dumbest things the fam has ever spent money on (...like carpet skates to slide around your house) lol, ben and austin talk their most awkward moments with girls, they rank the best slang words and find out Mantis has never eaten CHERRY. The boys decide which fast food restaurant has the best dessert and find out Popeye and Mantis have the same exact posture then they go #ViViViViral and do #DaysOfTheWeek but you already knew that 😎 𝘿𝙈 𝙤𝙧 𝙏𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝘼𝙉𝙔 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝘽𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙙 ! (@benedictpolizzi) →→→ 𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗧𝗼 𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗲 & 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄! 𝗦𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗲 𝗮 𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗼 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗕𝗲𝗻!: https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29 𝗧𝗶𝗸𝗧𝗼𝗸: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCw 𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/ 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi

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Oh yeah, oh yeah. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. Uh. What, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. What? What? Young Mantis in the studio. Ben Polizzi, goddamn you so sexy.

I want to rub your tummy. Because you're my dog and I'll ride for you. Until the climax, I'll be here for you He wanna rub my tummy Rub, rub Like my name is Mr. Pillsbury Pillsbury When he rubs that shit

I do I say T-E-E He, he, he I'm in Indy With my homie Ben And my other homie Malik. We just got a door dash, so we about to feast.

I'm not from the north, bitch. I'm from the east. That's a line from Fishers Indiana. Never had a banana in the past five days because I'm on a workout and I cannot eat a banana. But I eat Chick-fil-A. I eat Signature. And I'm feeling great. I weigh 1558.

And I'm feeling great. I'm 1558, and I'm feeling great. I'm from the nap town. Oh, we got a man in front of me. He's recording me. He has to freestyle, man. What's your name right now? I can't hear your name if you're outside. Mr. Banana Chiquita. Chiquita, what you mean? Anita. Two white boys on a mic. We call that

a porno or a freestyle. What should we call it, man man what should we call it right now man in front of me with a black hat and the black sweatshirts and the gray shorts and the black iphone what you know where you're from where you're going home gang signs gang signs yeah i'm 5'8 weigh 158 now i feel great no time to waste he doesn't i've been running the game like i'm tar girl no pre-check so i'm in a hurry to get to the top and i won't stop get in my way and i'll make you drop six feet up on the ground anything that would give me the crown safe to swim i refuse to drown i've been

under pressure like a cleveland brown no titles no reigns on me i ain't got no blame on me success don't shine for me. Watch this. Yeah. Had a wet dream and I woke up with a film movie where I was scared, but at the same time, I wasn't more loaded with my safety. Ah, fuck. Dude, is that Busta Rhymes? Is it? Every time I go to a cafe, I get it and I get it and I don't eat bananas and I really went over to get a guy outside.

What's up, dude? Shot 151 with Young Mantis. Dude, that was... I told people I'm a rapper. But I'm not a rapper. But I'm not. What's good, dude? You're fresh off DoorDash?

Yeah, I just had two little deliveries in Carmel, Indiana. You're a bag chaser? I'm a full-time bag chaser, part-time DoorDasher. Dude, have you ever been... By the way, this is Young Mantis. Former Barstool personality. Dude, half my this is Young Mantis former Barstool personality former

half my followers say they still work at Barstool they still they think you do you say it all the time though yeah I'm a door dasher but it's cool man you're double D's

double D's I need double D's give me that chocolate milk right now get some fat on me dude when you door dash real late is it scary

I feel like I'd get ran up on if you door dash real light, is it scary? I feel like I'd get ran up on if I door dash real light. I mean, you're in fire act though in fissures.

Yeah, I got a heater on me so it's not that bad. I mean, bug spray. You got the Glock in the car? Glock in my lap.

Mostly his brother's cap. Oh, shit. You ever thought about door dashing for a minute i kind of wanted to uber oh you're one of them just to see yeah them yeah them because you'd know like the you'd know like the city so well and the like i always thought that was cool about like taxi drivers like damn they like actually know where they go and they know the roads and shit like when when i try to give directions to somebody i'm like it's by the mall like by the old blockbuster like i'm never like it's on 31

and fry road the one roundabout to the left it's by the it's by that weird rallies cb it's by the weird rallies that only has one road dude lafayette i was born there i was there last night i had a show there last night at some secret chicken place. It was actually tight. It was a secret chicken place? Yeah, dude. I didn't have any.

It was a secret, dude. They didn't tell me about it. Sheesh. Sheesh. Sorry, I have a little Twitch photo right there for us. It's going on the gram.

It's a shoot, dude. Hey, I don't watch baseball that much, but it's my Minnesota twin right here. Twins. Twins. Twins. Twin stars.

Do your audience know what twin means? I don't know. What does it mean? Does it just mean we're in love pretty much? Oh, I didn't mean that. What do you mean? We're in love, but not like that. Yeah.

We're brothers. We're just homies. We're brothers, but we're not related. I need to stop. I put this slide. It's boys. We're not related. I need to stop. I put this slime. It's my Minnesota twin. Minnesota twin. My slimey's twin.

Slimey's twin. All right. You want to get to the question, dude? Yes. Wait, wait. What's the dumbest thing you've ever spent money on? I'm glad you asked. Well, it was about to be a flight to Maine To lose my virginity But we're gonna recall that

Dude Instead Instead You were really about to Get on a flight I was going to Just a kiss Just a peck

Just a smooch Just a This is it right here Dumbest thing you ever Spent your money Nevermind Yeah Dumbest thing ever

Twins do twin things This little massage Therapy gun right here You really did this. It worked so well. It was the dumbest thing I ever bought. $200 for this little like... Dude, that's...

Why are those all over Instagram? Dude, get my arm. Get my arm. Does it really work? Damn, that is fire. So you don't use this though? No, I do. It just goes stupid.

That's why I got it. It goes dumb. Bro, can you keep going? I'll have to say less. Is it charged up? I'm It goes dumb. Bro, can you keep going? Oh, say less. Is it charged up? Oh, I'm always charged up. Charged up. That's fire. Isn't it? Feels good, huh? I'm like slobbering and shit.

Just rest the show. I'm like bleeding from my ears and shit. I'm not gonna stop. Alright, dude. Alright, that was shot 151. See ya. Did you get that off of an Instagram ad? Damn near TikTok ad. I got it from the UK.

The Brits. Those are everywhere. I just see skin bouncing off of my Instagram page. I'm like, what is that? How much do you weigh? You're like, what, 210? Dude, I'm like, I weigh less. Say less, weigh less.

Say less, weigh less. That's a weird grocery store name. Say less, weigh less. I'm like 195. Piddly, widdly, say less, weigh less. 195 type beat. Type beat. You's a weird grocery store name. Sayless, Wayless. I'm like 195. Like Hiddly Widdly Sayless Wayless. 195 type beat. Type beat. You put on some weight, dude.

You've been doing squats. I've been doing everything. I've seen your Instagram. You like what? You're like a fitness girl. Oh, my God. Dude, I always say if I was a girl, I'd have the fat ass ass in Hampton County. Like, I'm so bent.

If I was a girl, I'd be getting railed every night by the basketball team. Yeah, but you're so bent, like your butt would like go in. I know. I'm like a bent. If I was a girl, I'd be getting railed every night by the basketball team. Yeah, but you're so bent, like your butt would like go in. I know, I'm like a bent. Look at this. Your torso would just be out there. Wood. Do you see it?

Wood. You're my twin, dude. I see it all the time. What's stopping you? Permission granted, type B. Oh, what the fuck? So you got the massage gun? Have you ever gotten a massage massage?

No I tried to get a Rub and tug to New York but Corona Changed that They all shut down before I was Can I get you an RT? I don't think they have one in India You really about to do that? Hell yeah

I mean why not? No one's going to find out Until now Wow to do that hell yeah i mean why not no one's gonna find out until now but you know wow ben polizzi i made it on the pod dude wave one so how many when you do your questions what's the percentage of men to women it's kind of 50 50 this must be be nice. Why? You get all men. It's just me and your DMs. It's all heterosexual men. Baiters can't be choosers, but you know.

Ever since I got reposted on Fitness Gaze, dude, my DMs are different. That's when you know you made it different. Fitness Gaze changed my life. That's a great page, though. I swear to God. That's why I started working out. On God, no cap. On baby. I don't see no cap in here. you no pert near so pert near is dude i asked i

asked a fire rack homie a fisher's homie at work if he knew what pert near was he goes i have no idea what the fuck that is it's just me it just means like damn near yes it's damn near but indiana terms pert near fishers and there's fire time you said Pertner, I said it in my head for straight up two weeks. Isn't that amazing? Pertner. Pertner. That's so stupid. It's so dumb,

but it works. It's like TikTok, bro. It's so dumb, but it works. My God. Okay, here we go. Tori Trenter. Tori.

Let's go. Dumbest thing you've ever spent money on. Okay, so this isn't necessarily dumb. Whole point of question. But I was on Amazon last Thursday at 10 p.m. looking at patio furniture. I found a full set of patio furniture for 12 cents.

12 cents. So obviously I ordered it, LOL. Not sure if it was a glitch or what, but the next morning the price had shopped at $430, so we'll see if I get my patio set when it ships in April. $0.12, that's a steal. Dude, I don't know. For some reason I still don't fuck with Amazon, really.

Like I should. I'm like an eBay guy. eBay. Damn. I swear I'll go on eBay for stuff before I i go on amazon is that still up and running dude i don't know i've been running i'm overstocked is ebay still a thing yeah yeah it is dude wow the only thing you can buy on ebay is like jordan they stole the edinburgh ebay edinburgh outlet mall the. eBay just was the Edinburgh outlet.

I swear. Pokemon cards. Pliers and shit. Dude, why do I like eBay? I used to buy fake Jordans on here all the time. I'd go to school and be like,

what's up, dude? I got the 12s. 12. Fuck 12. We had... Seriously, though, fuck 12. I swear.

If you're 12 years old, fuck you. If you're 12 years old, shut it. Do you use AliExpress for your NBA jerseys? No. Oh, that was... Dude, I've got like a...

I can tell when jerseys are fake. That's like my superpower. Like, if I was in X-Men, they'd be like, what's your power? And it'd be like Wolverine. He'd be like, I got claws. Cyclops would be like, I got lasers out of my eyes. They'd be like, what's yours? I'd be like, I can tell when jerseys are fake.

That's like a third eye. Swear to God, dude. Fuck, man. Wow. I was going to just walk around the city and be like, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake. Chinese, Chinese, Chinese. Yes, sir. Yo, what's the next question?

All right, here we go. This is Jill Reed. Oh, shut up. Fitness girl, dude. Yeah. I was supposed to do a workout with her soon. Give me a free pass, Jill. Yeah, give me a free pass.

Me and my twin. Twin pass. We're twins. We normally work out together. She goes, what's the dumbest thing you've ever spent money on? Axolotl. Here, Malik, you got this? I'm about to spell it out. Spell it out real slow. A-X-O-L-O-T-L-S. Okay, you went too fast. Youolotl. Here, Malik, you got this? I'm about to spell it out.

A-X-O-L-O-T-L-S. She went too fast. What is this? Is it like tadpoles? What? Look it up. I had two. Killed them both. Bro, why would you buy this?

This kind of looks like her, Loki. Why'd she kill them both? That's fried. Maybe she thought I wouldn't say that. Killed them both. That does look like some weird shit. Isn't there a movie with something like this that grows into some killer thing? Dude, that was

me when I was a fetus. That was me. They should've killed me. Baby Mantis? Fuck, Baby Mantis. No one wants to see that they're mating right there how big are those things uh probably wow that's a great question say it the size of a rat oh my god dude i would kill that too uncircumcised penis bro that's like a not finished rat not finished rat like it was premature rat rat sauce that's insane why would you ever buy that what would you what would you name that male and female you can't tell the difference they're both

rats what would you name one of these right now on top of your dome? Top of the dome? Head. Probably Betty. Betty. What would you name it? Phillip. Phil and Betty? Phil and Betty. Need some heady? Betty Crocker.

All right, here we go. Next one. Kit. Ah. With the pizza emoji next to it. Dumbest thing you ever spent money on. In 2019, I was hella drunk and spent spent 200 real human dollars on in-game currency for the sims the sims do you ever rock with the sims sims runescape webchins you name it sims like sims like this like you played like sims 4 and shit you do the rosebud cheat oh my god i

never spent money on the sims though why. So you really need money for that. Dude, Sims is different now. They have tattoos. Sims I played, all they had, the coolest thing you could get is a fucking phone. Like a landline. That was the hot thing. I played the first Sims ever. Every video game nowadays

you need money to have fun. It's bullshit. Like 2K? Yes. You spend racks on 2K? Just a couple. Do you have Like 2K? Yes. You spend racks on 2K? Just a couple. Might have a few on me. Do you have a 2K MyPlayer? Do I have 2K?

Wait, what? What did you say? Like, do you do the MyPlayer thing on 2K? Oh, yeah. Do I have 2K MyPlayer? Two separate things. Oh, it is? I thought MyPlayer was on 2K.

Yeah, but I don't have 2K MyPlayer. I have 2K. MyPlayer is on game mode on 2K. Oh, shit. Okay. Type. Are you white or black on that? Because you know when you were a kid, you always made yourself black.

I mean, just check out my foot. You tell me. Damn, dude. I'm actually Asian. But I get buckets. You're Asian on 2K? Yeah, young man tie. Y-U-N-G. I don't know, dude. you're asian on 2k yeah you're a man tie why ung

i don't know dude sims was i don't know why i kept playing it you know because you can't really do shit on it you have sex you can only i don't even think in the first one they could have sex i just played it you sure i swear i would just like be a babysitter all day that's pretty much what it is it's hard i would just i would would just, I would just like, give, I would just like make families in the fake Sims neighborhood and give them a wall

with a phone on it so I could call them and have a party. Because there's no way you could talk to them. I would just leave trash on the floor so I'll let these flies

and bugs come in and it's like the whole house stinks. Dude. Shout out. Shout out, what's up? Yeah, two fans. Something about Samson. Two. Did you ever get, did you ever like not take care of your kids and sims and then that lady would come take her i never tried to have kids

i was rubbing up you were double rubbed on double rubbed like a rubbing tug no i would never have a kid real life or video games did i saw that lady coming one time to like abduct my kid. And I went in build mode and just build a wall around the kid. Like Fortnite? Yeah, dude. She couldn't get in, dude. Damn. She was just running into the wall over and over and over.

She just stood there for 10 days. Yeah. And then just dies. And like that weird music plays when she gets there. So that weird music was just on my computer. Like when my mom was sleeping and shit at night. Glitched it. Because the computer was in my mom's room on some crazy shit.

You ever had like a weird computer set up? That one right there? Yeah, dude. That's a fucking spaceship. Dude's doing the NASA. Dude's doing a new planet type beat. Yeah, dude. My computer was in weird spots.

It was in my mom's room for like two years. Then it went into the kitchen, bro. It was in the kitchen computer. Whipping. Swear to God, cooking. Little B based God, shout out. Dude, just downloading LimeWire in the kitchen. LimeWire.

It was hard to sneak stuff on the computer. I was trying to be like sexy and shit on the computer with girls and stuff. My mom was like making chili like two feet away from me. 4pm after school. Yeah, I was like, what's up, Shoddy? You going to the game this weekend? My mom was like making biscuits right next to me. I was like, fuck.

Who's next, man? Shelby, dumbest thing you've ever spent money on. 150 on a silk pillow that I found out when it delivered. It was actually six inches. Six inches. That's all you need perfect size dude what's your complaint why is that bad why is that the worst thing i think five and a half is perfect that's my personal opinion five and a half four low-key four four is like a little travel size

too you know it is four inches tsa don't do anything about that it slips right in how many times the tsa pat you down every time you travel dude i just tell just tell them to keep going. Go ahead, sir. You're good. I'm just like, I just keep going in a circle. They're like, you're good. You can go. I just stay there for like 15 minutes. Dude, every time, I cannot go to my flight without getting pat down. I think with my physique, I have a C4

plant under my chest. So I was like, sir, we gotta check you out. They just low-key want to see what you're all about. Sir, you're gonna take your shirt off. Sir, you're going to take your shirt off. Sir, you're going to take your pants off, too. For those who don't know who I am, let me show you something real quick. Pop off. It's easier with a sweatshirt off.

Pop off. All right. Here we go. Damn, son. First and foremost. You better chill. I'm about to act up. So this is me, young Mantis.

Shout out to Jack Harlow. Yeah, the boy. I'm bent. See you in two weeks, Jack Harlow. One week. See you in. Shout out Jack Harlow. Yeah, the boy. I'm bent. See you in two weeks, Jack Harlow. One week. See you in one week, Jack Harlow. But yeah, they thought that was sort of C4 under me. So they're like, yo, sir.

This dude's strapped. Come to the chamber. This dude's strapped and strapped. Yes and yes. Type. Type, type, type, type. Okay, I'm looking, I'm looking. We got a lot of replies don't we

i didn't even get one reply i put this i put this question on tiktok and actually kind of worked no way tiktok yeah tiktok answers would be weird the dumbest shit works on tiktok and the funniest shit doesn't you know you know like drake ovale you know hold. Jake, what's the dumbest thing you've ever spent money on? Oh, no. Magnus's card? Matt. M-A-G-N-I-S-E-S. What is that?

What? I don't know that either. Maybe you spelled it wrong. M-A-G-N-I-S-E-S. Magnus's card. Wait a minute. Oh. Dude, the first thing that came up there was eBay. Madness's card. Wait a minute. Oh. Dude, the first thing that came up there was eBay.

What is this? Shout out. Yes, sir. It's got to be a scam. Oh, that's that one dude from Fyre Fest. He got the Fyre Fest debit card? What the hell is that? He said true story.

Damn it, Jake. We're talking about a fake credit card that someone bought. What's up? What's up? Just you, bro. Just one. Yeah, just you and you two. Did Colorado win?

Oh, you guys are from out of town. I was like, they don't look homeless like normal. Did Colorado win? Fuck. Fuck, God. This from out of town. I was like, they don't look homeless like normal. Did Colorado win? Fuck. Fuck up. This is my parlay. Oh, shit. He's like, you're trying to what?

Funny you said that. We were just talking about that. It's a rub and tug on Washington Street. By the Arby's. Swear to God. By the Arby's. Yes. No, it really just is the Arby's.

You just go in the Arby's. Yes. No, it really just is the Arby's. You just go in the Arby's. Yes. All right, dude. Wren's Doria. Tell them I have to set you. Five for five. Yes. Beef and cheddar.

Line bike. Line bike. Wren's Doria. This back alignment. The cheapest or dumbest thing you ever spent money on, this back alignment strap from China that literally took two months to get here, only to break the first five minutes of using it. Back alignment strap, dude.

Back alignment strap. Bro, you might want to invest. You know, I got an elephant fret. Bro, I wore one of these to work one time. I wore one of these. Oh, I thought it was a dildo. Never mind. I wore one of these joints to work one time.

It looked like I had a bra on for like two weeks. If there's one thing that I need in my life... Bro, those are fire. I felt like the president of the United States when I had that on, dude. I was walking around with my chest popped out and shit. I was so proud. Dude, when I wear those, I feel like I have all my chromosomes

for the first time. I feel like I can fly. I was just proud. Dude, when I wear those, I feel like I have all my chromosomes for the first time. I feel like I can fly. I believe. I was just walking around the office like I was doing the fucking, about to do the limbo and shit. Oh, we're getting. For those who are watching the YouTube episode,

we have some fans outside. They're real ones. Stans? Stans supporters? Arby's fans. Allies. They're like, we love the fucking crudely fries. No, oh, your phone just dropped, sir.

No, we don't have any rolling paper. We're Christians. Oh, he's just trying to come in. They ain't coming in. How bored are they? Very. Yo, the only truth is, light bored. We need to bring that back. it ellie ernie ellie

ellie under my umbrella dumbest thing you ever spent money on remember those carpet slides in those commercials when you're a kid when i was 10 when i was like 10 those are the best part my house has wood floors. What? Oh, these things. Dude, I thought you meant like the little moving circles you put under your couch. Those went hard. That's how I stretch my hamstrings every day with these things.

No lie. No cap on this wrap. But these are pretty cool. You can really just slide around your house in those? I still slide around on like the linoleum floor. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Like when you're going

to the kitchen, I'm like... Refrigerator, slide, grab the rail. For sure. Rail. Rail. Railman.

Next question. I'm looking. I'm looking for a good one. Seven Gucci size. Slide around. Here we go. Olivia Ane. Olivia.

Dumbest thing you ever spent money on A fucking turkey leg from Walt Disney World Who calls it Walt Disney World? Who buys a turkey leg from Walt Disney World? She's being so respectful Walt Disney World 15 bucks for me to take one bite And be full

I would expect a turkey leg To be $15 from there, though. I'd say like $10, $12. Dude, those turkey legs are big as fuck. Where do they get those turkeys?

Firack. Probably. Just Fisher's. Fisher's Farming Goods. Pretty much. All right, we'll do a couple more. Let's see what was

on Twitter. Let's go to the Twitter questions. So how many basketball shorts? How many triple-wide-cell pairs? Dude, I probably had 45 shorts at one point. Nah, not 45. Maybe like 25.

Wow. But like three were good. But I used to wear the longest shorts, dude. Yeah. Looked like a skirt. It looked like a... My arm is so sore. Here we go.

Paintball gun. Dumbest thing you ever spent money on. A paintball gun as an early teen. Parents told me many times it was a waste of money. Used it once. That Tippman 98 type beat. You ever have a paintball gun? I had airsoft guns.

Nuh-uh. Does it hurt not in the eye yeah but nowhere else you like played around your house yeah your mom gets shitty i would shoot up at the hell it sounds so bad i go to elementary school and shoot up in the recess area are you serious yeah you could bring those to school surprisingly yeah shut up you cannot rate airsoft guns outside you sounded like an airsoft gun right there. I know, right? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. At recess.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, Timmy, no. On recess, like, on the weekends when no one's around, we do a little bit of badass forest behind the school. Oh. So we just go shoot. Yeah, we play on the playground, too. On the slides and shit, James Bond? Yeah.

You have to shoot it up back in the day at elementary school. Dude, one time when I was a kid, I had like this fake gun. It was like one of those, it looked like a pistol, but it was straight up orange. Oh my God. And I put it in my sister's backpack before she went to school. So she just like whipped out a Glock in science class. Just like that, dude. That is is it the first one he clicked on that's it dude i used to that gun was my whole life i still act like i'm james bond when i'm like turning corners and shit amy hand over the clock no i was in like a like

duffel bags used to be the thing back then. I just threw in her duffel bag before school. I was like, yo, you're going to need this. Dude, duffel bags. Take care of yourself. When was the last time you saw a duffel bag

at a gym? It was always backpacks. I hate it when all those dudes at the gym have like a gallon of water, like a suitcase, a fucking tent, fucking hockey gear.

Like what? Do you not have a car? Why don't they use a locker? Why are they always carrying all their shit? Spitting facts. Do they have like a scooter? Why don't they use a locker? Why are they always carrying all their shit? Spitting facts. Do they have like a scooter with them? Line bike.

Yeah. By the bench. All that shit. I'm like, what? They ride over to the treadmill. Ride the line bike on the treadmill. Putting some miles today. You're my twin traded my brand new xbox i got for christmas for 10

pairs of carpet sliders what is that the same shit we're just talking about no that's seriously another one with carpet sliders xbox for 10 pairs of carpet sliders there's no way that's real that's funny why is everybody using carpet sliders? Like for moving? Or are they just like... Tried. Are they just like sliding through their living room? They're trying to shock you. Why? Those do go so hard though.

When you're trying to move something. And you throw some sliders under there. Wow. Fuck Nike slides. I want some carpet slides. Wow. Shout out Malik. My guy.

What do we got? We're looking. We're looking. Where are we at on time, Leak? Oh, shit. You good? Uh-oh. Until we pass out

sleepover that wave one coming through I spent 30 on the candy crush app when I was drunk oh man dumbest things

you ever spent money on Emily Christine 30 on the candy crush app when I was drunk why do I know all these people all these people

that you're DMing I know them for real yeah they respond to my story that hurts yeah damn candy crush that's classic The people that you're DMing, I know them. For real? Yeah, they respond to my story. That hurts. Yeah. Damn, Candy Crush.

That's classic. Every mom plays Candy Crush, like, religiously, I feel like. Bro, that... That's their game. I still play Doodle Jump. You play games on your phone? Yeah. Fuck.

On the airplane, bro. Every time I fly. I probably spend, like, like 20 a week on touch tunes oh my god we were doing that last week at uh uh motherfucking um chat and tap you're playing touch what were you playing i always play like the most off the wall like it changed the whole vibe in the room it was playing like the uh it's like country music then you play like hillary duff real quick? Yeah. They were playing like Linkin Park and then like the Islamic National Anthem. No, you weren't, dude.

I tried. They didn't have it. I'm trying to play it. Type. Different. I'm so different. You trying to go viral real quick? Dude, what kind of dance are you trying to do?

You trying to go viral? Yeah. Vi-vi-vi-vi-viral. When's the last time you went viral viral for real uh well i had a tiktok go 30k there in that bars 30k the other day that's not really viral though oh kath is jack probably yeah yeah did you get any merch for that can Can we pull that up? Dude, I actually requested to make a t-shirt out of it and I didn't get a response from anyone. So, all right.

Did you DM Travis Scott? No, I didn't. Yeah. Straight up. Yeah. Damn, there I am. Same beard. Damn, Barstool retweeted this?

I hope they did. I worked for them at the time. Oh, yeah. I got it. at the time. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Here we go. So this is when McDonald's came out with... What menu item was it? The Travis Scott meal.

Travis Scott meal. What was it? Quarter pounder with bacon, fries, side of barbecue sauce, and a Sprite, of course. Oh, damn. fries cider barbecue sauce and a sprite of course oh damn i might so yeah my now my original video did a lot more numbers not the flights and barstool's one but shout out barstool cactus jack sent me excuse me uh yes cactus jack sent me what's that yes I'll talk anyway I'll do the Travis Scott meal okay well split of course Dude.

Medium. All right. I've got one. You're so done with it. Anything else? That'll be it. Thank you. 653. It's lit.

Thank you. Yep. All right. That's how I talk to girls. That's how I talk to girls. That's how every guy talks to girls. Yeah. Drive through.

Anywhere. Anywhere. You can get it. It to girls. Yeah, drive-thru. Anywhere. Anywhere can get it. It's lit. Dude. Oh, my God. That was a day. That was the peak of my life. Isn't it stupid how, like, the easiest videos go viral?

Stupid. Dude, my original idea was I was going to make a video of me, like, reviewing the actual meal. And, like, I was going to have some, like, epilepsy, like, eating the burger with the songs. And then I just did that instead. And then make out with me at the end. Yeah. Viral. One, two, three.

Hashtag fake squirrel facts. Nut. I'm not even wearing to it. The average squirrel. Did you know the average squirrel actually has four legs? Have you ever been sitting there outside and a squirrel comes up to you like it's a dog or something and starts messing with you? I've never had a squirrel come up to me. Dude, they will.

Really? Squirrels will just be homies with you for a second. If you're sitting there at a park, a squirrel will come up to you and be like... They must like you. Then you kind of move. They're not really scared. Yeah. You should try it. I always have homies who come up to you and be like they must like you then you kind of move they're like not really scared yeah you should try it i always have homeless people come up to me not squirrels have what homeless people bro what's up man you got 20 dude homeless people are if you walk down the road in indianapolis you get i feel like a bad bitch when i walk down the road so many

fucking people homeless people talking to me if i was if I was a girl, walked around, oh my God. I swear to God. Hey, what's up, big-booted girl? Shit, you a bent-ass bitch. What you got tonight? What you want? It's like the closest I'll ever be to being like one of those guys on Shark Tank, one of those millionaires. Just like encountering a homeless person downtown Indy.

What's your billionaire idea? Dude, low-key, I've had this for a while while and they probably already made it but you know like you know in like pertineer probably when you like your home phone when you like lost it and like the cushions or something you could like page it i want to do that with the remote oh just vibrates the phone i don't think they have to have that right like a page button on your tv you hit it and the remote's like beep beep beep and it's like in your fucking pantry or something in the dishwasher yeah oh fuck that's my million dollar is oh tiles yeah fuck tiles fuck god fuck tiles god fuck tiles tiles do work though do you have those anybody have those no dude i know this girl and she has them on her keys

and it works every single time she loses her keys like four times a day wow she's blind no i'm just kidding dude my first customer at doordash was blind really on baby never never forget no cap no i don't see no cap around here do you no what'd they order marco's pizza i I walked up, he's like, you're like, Marco. You follow? That's fucked up. He said,

he said, it was like an old, it was like an old, like, Knights and Dungeons film, like, who goes there?

And I was like, uh, Austin from DoorDash, he's like, bring me that pizza once. I'm like, alright, bet.

And I walked up. Dude, let up the gate. Yeah. Can you drop the bridge there's a fucking alligator biting my ankle right now he got dragged down there

he just happened to see me fucking dropped the piece of right in front of his shoes and then he's like alright thank you who goes there who goes there holy shit

show yourself I'm gonna take my mask off mask off fucking mask off what's your million dollar idea uh just get ahead that's it yeah

just once once put on only fans ahead. That's it? Yeah. Just once? Once. Put on OnlyFans. Boom. Millionaire. That's it? I think a lot of people would watch.

Eh, we'll see. No. Million dollar idea. God, I don't even know. I don't even know what I had for breakfast. Ah, retweet. 200,000 likes.

Million dollar idea. Dude, this is remember when we told you to stop to like post the scooter kick to the shin i was like just just try it every every year every year on uh what december 31st yeah whatever year has been a scooter kick to the shin. A razor scooter kick to the shin. 5,000 new tweets. 5,000 viral.

You're fucking a billionaire now. Yeah, that's it. Let's invent that tweet. You know you can buy and sell tweets? Really? Yeah. You can sell like fucking YouTube highlights of Terrence Ross dunking the basketball and now you can also sell tweets.

You can sell tweets? Like ones that haven't been published yet? No, ones that have been published. Oh, so if you had a good tweet, you could be like, yo, you want this for like, well, who's going to, what are they going to do with it? 84 cents? I don't know.

Frame it? Shout out Maddie. She frames tweets. I'm trying to get on that board. I'm trying to get on that board. You get up on there. What's your best tweet? Tweet or video?

It's just overall tweet? Fuck. Serial test better at night? Oh, my God. I think about that every night. tastes better at night oh my god i think about that every night i think about you every night i think about you every day but like what's up i think about you every night i was talking to you dude yeah no best tweet bro i had this one shout out 16 bit arcade bar i was talking to this girl i have i used to wear a lollapalooza wristband for almost for more than a year because i wouldn't cut it off until I lose my virginity. I cut it off and I'm still a virgin.

But I talked to this girl and I told her about the story. She's like, oh, if I did not have a boyfriend, I would have sex with you tonight. So I tweeted that. I'm like, I don't know, 5,000 likes. What? Yeah. Damn it, Rachel. I got to see this tweet now.

Oh, man. Never going to find it. Hey, dog walk. Yeah, you should get a Lollapalooza tattoo. Dude, someone tatted Lollapalooza on his wrist and got free admission for life. Oh, damn, we're trying to find the tweet. We're finding it.

Yeah, there's a Lollapalooza. There it is. That's like day 80, what, day 88? No. 200 days. Did they send you anything? No. Had a blue checkmark and everything.

I wore it for, I think, a year. Yeah, one year I wore it for. It didn't even smell that bad. I took care of it. It's like, just put some soap on it. Yeah, people are roasting you for that. Yeah, I roast. Bro, it smells so bad.

If you're not made for the lifestyle, then get the fuck out of here. That's a meat meal bar right there. If you ain't made for it, get the fuck out of here. Hashtag National Awkward Moments Day. Oh, God. You ain't made for it. Get the fuck out of my... Hashtag national awkward moments day. Oh, God.

The cactus jack. There it is. I'm about to bring that back. What's your most awkward moment with a girl? Oh, my God. You know what? There was the cactus jack.

There was a... I slept with the girl, but we never, like, did anything besides talk. You just, like, told, like, scary stories and stuff? It was kind of scary.

That's kind of the vibe though. Yeah, just talk about life. Yeah. And not even just, not even touch. No. I'm cool with that.

And then like do it like 20 more times same way. Yeah. Yeah, that. Yeah. What's your most awkward

thing with a girl? Awkward moment with a girl? One time I accidentally farted on a girl. For real? Yeah. That's not awkward. It's being yourself.

Everyone farts. I just wanted to break the ice. For real? Yeah. That's not awkward. It's being yourself. Everyone farts. I just wanted to break the ice. How'd you fart? On her face? No, like she was like sitting, like we were in my dorm room and we were like about to watch a movie, The Blind Side.

Oh, so blindsided. She's like, you want to watch The Blind Side? I was like, damn, I've never seen this. Yeah, I guess. And then that dude's like mom or like that dude's parents dies.

Or he gets in a car crash. Yeah. Oh that's my favorite part spoiler i haven't seen that yet thanks bro damn but we were like watching that and i don't know what happened i just want to like do something dumb so i like jumped on her like kind of like like cannonball style like it wasn't like gonna hurt but you know what i mean and right when i landed yeah honor grenade jump on i swear to God. On fart. It was weird. I couldn't play it off. I was like, yeah, that's my...

Damn, so the kid dies or the driver dies? I don't know if anybody dies, but somebody gets in a wreck. Maybe the kid dies. You say good? Good. It's the best part of the movie. Good. That kid deserves to die.

Damn. I love this show I'm so happy to be at Pertoneer hashtag make me uncomfortable by one more time? make me uncomfortable how do you what's the most uncomfortable thing you ever been through

oh how do I make someone uncomfortable okay so I mean for me it's breathing near somebody I want to be uncomfortable from that but how have I been uncomfortable oh fuck where do I begin it's breathing near somebody. Everyone's uncomfortable from that. But how have I been uncomfortable? Oh, fuck. Where do I begin? It's been a long life. Shit, long 24 years.

You go first. Dude, right when somebody starts talking about taxes to me, I'm like, I bounce. I'm gone. I don't know shit about taxes. I don't know how people do. I don't know either. I'm like, my parents are doing those, dude. Pass it to my mom, yeah.

No shit. Just call that bitch. What? What? Most. Oh, God. There call that bitch. What? What? Most. Oh, God. There's so many. I get uncomfortable when I hear about like, fuck, I don't know.

This is not my mind of pretzel. Anytime I hear about numbers, I'm like, bye. I can't. No, I didn't. I can't even tell time on like an analog clock an analog clock If it's not a digital clock like that I'm like I don't care what time it is Everyone can relate to this I get uncomfortable when I'm out and about

That's a bar right there And I'm in a friend group but I'm not introduced to people That are coming up and talking so I'm staying like a pigeon Sometimes it's weird to introduce everybody You know And there's like 12 people Because you figure out all their names anyway But it ain't that awkward though Sometimes it's weird to introduce everybody, you know? Yeah. And there's like 12 people. No, I'll take it. You're like, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. Because you figure out all their names anyway.

Fuck, man. That awkward, though. Yo, Joe. So the whole night you're just like, what's up, dude? What's up, Jess? Yeah, what's up? My name's Ashley. Fuck.

Pipe? Pipe or nah? Pipe or nah. Oh, I get uncomfortable when those fucking Christians try and hand you some notes or books to talk about Jesus. Like they're not homeless, but you think they're, Christians try and, like, hand you some, like, notes or books to, like, talk about Jesus. Like, they're not homeless, but you think they're homeless? Yes. And then they hand you something?

Oh, dude, they're all, they're mobbing on the street corners. Steady mobbing. And why were they so weird? They, like, wouldn't say anything. Dude, they have no personality. They're just, like. They, like, wouldn't say shit to you. I know.

I was like, okay. You're not even going to bother me? All right. Well, adios. It's like, you guys selling Girl Scout cookies or what? Let's do days. Days of the week. Wednesday.

National Chocolate-Covered Raisin Day. Ew. Would you? No? You like raisins? I don't like raisins. I never had a raisin. Raisinettes?

Yes, I have. Raisinettes? In a cookie? Just cookie, man. Straight chocolate. Just cookie without raisins. Dude, does it? Raisinets? Yes, I have. Raisinets? In a cookie? Just cookie, man. Straight chocolate. Just cookie without raisins? Just chocolate.

Or sugar. Sugar cookie? Yeah. That's my nickname in Atlanta when I went to Magic City. Why? I don't know. I didn't make it up. Sugar cookie.

I was the only white kid in the presence. Hey, yo, what's up, sugar cookie? I said, hey. What up? That and crackers. What up? National Cheesecake Day.

Never had cheesecake. Shut up. Dude. You never been to the Cheesecake Factory? No. Dude, there's so much stuff. I've never... There's so much stuff. I've never... There's so much foods I've never tried in my life.

Or restaurants. Like what? What's the most shocking? Have you ever had a blueberry? Blueberry? No. I've had a blueberry muffin. You said it like you're an alien.

Blueberry. I mean, I am an alien. Look at me. I am not from Earth. You get like chicken tenders and shit. Every time, bro. You have to. I love... I had some... No, I did not from earth You get like chicken tenders and shit Every time bro you have to I had some Do you like throw up when you eat Foreign food or something

Do you like spaghetti No Have you ever had it Yeah like once What do you eat for dinner What's your favorite dinner Well you got grilled chicken, you got salmon You got a burger. Salmon's pretty

out there. I love salmon. It's healthy for you. Yeah, it's fire. That's about it. Chicken and salmon. Do you like steak? I like filet mignon. That's about it. It's not chewy. It's very just straight forward in your mouth. Dissolve it. Mouth.

Mouth. Need that. I'm trying to think of what else you would eat. Have you ever had like Chinese food? Have you ever had sushi? I had it for the first time last summer. I hated it. I think it's the most overrated food item in the world. It's healthy too.

It is weird though. You eat like seaweed and shit. You think about that? I don't know how people eat so much sushi. I get like having like four pieces. People love sushi. I just let their daughter or something. But they eat like 24 of them.

And I'm like, how can you walk around after that? Ew. I haven't. Wait. Never had cheesecake? Dude, I had a list of everything that I've never had. I don't know where it went. No, I never had cheesecake.

I've had Oreo pie. I love Oreo pie. Shit slaps. Oreo pie. Look that up. Slapperoni and cheese. Like the Burger King one? Remember those little pies you get at BK?

Oh, wow. Dude, they have the best French toast sticks. They do. That's a fact. Does anybody else even have them? Fuck no. McDonald's doesn't. TB's not playing.

It's just Burger King, bro. BK. These little pies at Burger King, they still have those. I've never had one of those. Dude, you've got to be so hungry to get one of these motherfuckers. You know what I mean? Or horny. You've got to be so horny to get an Oreo cheesecake pie.

Either or. Oh, I have a blog about the foods I never had. That's where I can find it. Dude, Oreo Pop-Tarts, Oreo cereal. Birkin dessert kind of pops off. I almost said dessert. Oreo State Fair Cookies. Go down to that picture right there.

What? To the left, to the left. Up, up, up, up. Yeah, yeah, to the left. Yeah. Oh, here it is. A list of foods I've never tried. You ready for this?

Yeah. All right. Yeah, okay. We can cross off sushi. I did have sushi for the first time guacamole you still never had it nope like not even do you go to chipotle chipotle you go to chipotle chipotle chipotle yeah never did guac uh salsa guac guac guac you've never had salsa i don't think i have no i haven't uh a cherry never had a cherry dude artichoke

brussels sprouts pussy lime a bag of nuts i got a few on me though a pear have you really had a never had a bag of nuts no i'm actually afraid of nuts why that's why i'm a squirrel no no cherry no what about like cherry tasting stuff you have like cherry like gogurt and shit you wish cucumber ramen tofu i've had an orange right here there olives thing pineapple it was literally the first thing on earth never had a cherry avocado i actually had a pickle for the first time accidentally on a chick-fil-a sandwich no i liked it dude why don't you try some shit i don't know man i'm a very uh straightforward guy like a routine guy just salmon bro never had a lunchable damn yeah you look like you eat

lunchables all the time you look like that's all you're in your fridge is just Lunchables, the pizza ones. Shout out God for that. Shout out God. And I hate spicy food, but that's about it. You've never had a fucking Lunchable? No. Bro, is it because they're too expensive? Your mom wouldn't buy them?

They are, bro. They are like eight of pop, dude. Are they really? Dude, they're such a ripoff. I got Lunchables like twice in my life. And they're like the fake ones from Kroger. I always ate peanut butter crackers with a move for lunch. What do you mean?

Like Ritz? Your mom would put some peanut butter on them? Or like the Ritz ones? No, you got... Ritz Bits. The big ass rectangle box of crackers. Oh, the Austin joints? Yeah.

You made those? Yeah, just put some peanut butter on them. You made those bitches? Yeah, homemade. That's the best deal at a gas station of all time, those Austin crackers. Like 50 cents. Mantis crackers. They are 50 cents, so you get like 35 crackers.

I'm like, damn. Fuck crackers. Swear. Thursday. Tolkien reading day. I don't know what Tolkien is. Is that an author? Book Fair?

Damn, I missed those. Book Fair was... Dude, the whole... The smell of the Book Fair. Oh, my God. Just the aura. Tolkien. J.R. Tolkien.

J.R. Tolkien. Is that Harry Potter? Oh, my God. Is this not getting canceled, too? By Dr. Seuss? Do you ever have a reading day in school? Dude, I swear to to god in second grade we had this day where it was i knew my class never had it but everybody brought in sleeping bags and

just slept on the floor and read movie nights yeah you had movies though oh yeah do uh play a movie in the badass gymnasium like one friday every month once a month every friday or once a month on a friday just one movie you didn't do it like all day though right no it was like night time at the night show what movies did you watch

the cat with the cat oh no we watched what was it called I think some toys r us or toy story I don't know damn I miss toy story

cat with the cat that would be a great cat with the cat my favorite novel can't cancel that here's your wax Damn, I missed Toy Story. Cat with a Gat. Cat with a Gat. My favorite novel. Can't cancel that. You're waxed. Oh, God, the Jim Carrey one is so scary.

That's terrifying, dude. Hey, hear me out. I've seen a lot of pornos in my life. I've never seen a Cat in the Hat porno. I've seen a Grinch one. I've seen a SpongeBob. I've never seen a Cat in the Hat one. Why was, dude, the Lord of the rings porno was just always it was always on tv twin triplets twin shit look at that cat down there with the strawberry on its head oh my you probably don't like it because it's a fruit

fuck that cat yeah that reading that was nice though yeah it was just chilling all day just like fake reading just yeah just reading the back of the book that's what i always did when they're like did you read it write a report i just read the back of the book and be like all right um like how's it in i was like i don't know it's supposed to be continued friday national spinach day never has spinach Friday. National Spinach Day. Never had spinach. Spinach isn't that great. It's so fucking gross. Who was that one cartoon character?

Popeye. Popeye, yeah, duh, shit. I think he's the reason why I never had spinach. You didn't like him? No, he's cool, man, but the spinach looked disgusting. Popeye's your dad. Yeah, my dad's an alcoholic, so that ain't him. Is he Jack, though, and is he kind of a pirate? Is that your dad? That's your dad. Yeah, my dad's an alcoholic, so that ain't him. Is he jacked, though, and is he kind of a pirate? Is that your dad?

That's your dad. That's your dad. He's bent. He is, dude. Has the same raging face. There he is. Popeye was super cocked. Why does he have no, like, bicep, though?

It's like me. Dude, he does kind of stand like you. I'm like Popeye. He does stand like you, dude. No bicep,. It's like me. Dude, he does kind of stand like you. He does stand like you, dude. No bicep, just a fucking forearm. Down there to the left, he stands like you. Oh my god, he does. To the right, to the right, to the right. To the left, to the left.

He's doing the twin stance. He is, dude. That's you. I'm about to say the bourbon. Why is that you? That has to be me. Popeye bent. National Nougat Day. A what? Nougat?

You ever had Three Musketeers? Is that German for nugget? I don't know. No, I never had Three Musketeers, actually. N-O-U. N-O-U-G-A-T. You've never had that? Dude, if it's not an Oreo.

Three Musketeers is probably the worst candy bar. It's kind of like, alright. It's like they kind of gave up. They're like, oh shit, we forgot the caramel and the nuts. God damn it. Just roll it out. It's already in the vending machine. Just keep it going. What do we call it? It's like a Walmart version of an ice cream sandwich.

Dude, they forgot everything in a Three Musketeers and just let it ride. I was addicted to them for a minute. I was a little nougat bitch. A nougat whore? It's nougat bitch. It's a nougat bitch. I was.

I was just popping Three Musketeers. Popping. I always had to go to work with my mom when I was a kid and the only thing cool there was a vending machine so I just picked out a candy every day

and for like two weeks I picked Three Musketeers. There was a good pickup line that I saw. It slid into our girls' DMs and people were like, F7. And she was like, what what oh sorry i thought you were a snack machine do that right now do it who's my victim i mean who's my contestant saturday national

scribble day scribble i got bad handwriting too you got nice handwriting what i'm trying what's the point of hand what's the point of cursive? Why? I don't know. I kind of like it. Tell me when you sign like that. There's like one out

of seven people that still write in cursive and you're like, what the fuck? Sounds about right. You know? That weird girl. That weird girl.

I write like every S in cursive for some reason. You know what I mean? Like everything else will be normal handwriting and then S somehow just be

like, boop, cursive. I'm too scared to DM a girl right now. Yeah, don't do it. My bad. You're good. Next week, we'll try. Yeah. Harlow?

You have bad handwriting. Oh, yeah, I got bad everything. Bad posture, bad handwriting. Badass. Badass. Badass. Sunday, National Something on a steak day Oh

Don't get me started Dude I'm about to You ever had a corn dog? Uh Yeah Like once From my cafeteria

I fucking hated it Never had another one since Did you get Like when you went to school I'm not a big hot dog kid Did you bring your lunch? Oh yeah dude Me too

Peanut butter crackers Twin Gang Gang shit Twinsies Lunch twins Twinzilla Rex Yeah, dude. Me too. Peanut butter, crackers, twin. Gang. Gang shit. Twinsies. Lunch twins. Twinzilla Rex.

I don't like hot dogs, though. I did nothing against them personally. I just never enjoyed a wiener like that. I had a vegan hot dog the other day. How was that? You probably would have hated it. You ever had a vegan burger? Yeah.

They're good. You've had that? Yeah. Why the fuck did you have that and you haven't had a cherry? Because I'm different. Dude. Because I'm different. burger yeah they're good you've had that why the fuck did you have that and you haven't had a cherry dude some different that's the most different shit i've never been never mind yeah weiner weiner weiner weiner national black forest cake day type that in that sounds super dark that's That's like a name for a festival plus cake. Like an EDM concert. Black Forest Cake. Dude, I don't know.

People always flex like they like dark chocolate. Oh, my God. I love red velvet. Dude, it is... Okay. Red velvet. Be yourself. Swear.

Don't be someone... Don't pretend to be someone you're fucking not. Oh, my bad. Here we go. Twinsies. You need a photo of this. Urban Jack. All right, dog.

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Just Young Mantis Freestyle How about the tweet Monday Yo I got a new album Coming out today Here it comes Let's drop this Sorry for the Words

I am nigga Yep sorry my bad That's you My bad Please do a little Couple bars Sorry for the words. I am, nigga. Sorry, my bad. That's you. My bad. I hear a lot of people talking stupid. They be talking about, who's talking stupid to you? I can't believe this is really you.

I'm going to show you something in a different way. Like this. Look, bitch. Keep on talking. Your haters go bees Niggas talking like Why don't you eat any cherries Bitch I'm smoking trees

Get it When I'm smoking weed Better yet I succeed I don't ever fail Never had a muscle When I fall I ask for G's I ask for the G's Yeah when the G's answer me

I already know I don't ask for the C's I stay for the streets I started rapping too there. Yeah, I hang with you. Yeah, I hang with you. Yeah, I hang with you. See, that's like,

that's fire rack mantis. This is Fisher's mantis. I'm different. You're different. I'm very, I'm the most different dude in this room. Thanks, bro.

This was a great episode. Yeah, dog. Kiss me. What? I mean, I'll see you later. Talk to you guys next week. Bye, fam.