Espresso - dumbest reason you got kicked out

Episode Date: June 1, 2023

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It was 10 p.m. when I got kicked out. And once I'm kicked out, I decided I need to piss in front of this club. So I pull my panties down. I start peeing. And to avoid myself being arrested, I try to hurry up. Well, I didn't pull my dress back down over my ass. My ass wasn't big enough to do that. So I just walked around Sacramento, panties all exposed and drunk off my ass.

This bitch. Spresso Shot 265. I'm your girl, Benny, and today we're going to talk about the dumbest thing you did to get kicked out of a place. But first, I have a little update. I'm James Benedict. i'm james benedict and this is 86 news uh for today's story uh it says here uh there was a teen hospitalized after injecting himself

with mercury in an attempt to become the famous comic book hero wolverine wow interesting an incredible feat there um injecting himself with mercury. I wonder if it was in retrograde. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. And it says right here, authorities say they found him after,

and he was taking a swim. Luckily, he wasn't dead in a pool. Cap, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. Don't come over here. No, in all seriousness, in all seriousness,

um, uh, that is very embarrassing. And I, uh, hope he doesn't have a girlfriend cause he's definitely now her X man. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

That's the last one. That's the last one. Oh, Jesus Christ. And this is, uh, um, this is one of those stories that is just absolutely marvelous. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. Oh my God. Just one more thing. When he asked why he did it, he thought it'd be a very Magneto for 86 news. I'm James Benedict. All right, let's find out the dumb thing you did to get kicked out of whatever place you're at. But remember, first, join the Patreon for $5 every single month for an extra episode every week

in a sexy little live stream at night. The live stream is where I tell my deepest, darkest secrets and fantasies. You gotta join. It's mandatory. $5, that's it. Sunday nights at 10, that's where it goes down. All right, what'd you get kicked out for? What'd you do?

For me? Your boy try, of course, your boy try to get up in a pop-a-shot in an arcade, because who doesn't want to do that from birth? Isn't that the number one thing you've always want to do when you go in an arcade? You're like, I just want to go in that pop a shot

and just take the ball and... But it knows because this girl, like I was trying to take a picture with a girl and my dumb ass. Anytime a girl is involved in anything, it completely ruins my entire existence. So I was like, sure. Yeah, let's take a picture right here. And it was lame. So I was like, you know what?

I'm going to try to sit in the rim of a pop a shot right when I got in the thing. Right when I got in the pop a shot. Hey, dude. And I wasn't even in it yet. Like it wasn't cool yet. I was climbing into it. Something like this, trying to get into a pop a shot. Hey!

Gets kicked out. Walk of shame, dude. All the way back. Can't look at the guy who kicked me on the eye anymore. I think he's still kind of mad deep down. And now there's no more Papa shot at that arcade. Piece of shit alert. Piece of shit alert. Sometimes you got to get kicked out. You got to learn a lesson, you know, but what'd you do? What'd you get kicked out. You got to learn a lesson, you know.

But what'd you do? What'd you get kicked out for? And where was it? What's the dumb thing you did to get kicked out? Hey, Benny. So when I was a senior in high school, me and a big group of my guy friends, we all went down to Panama City Beach. And they, you know, we're only like 18 years old and they kept

coming up to her room and like searching her room. Cause you know, we were intoxicated, all of that shit, making bad choices. So after like, seriously, like the fourth time coming up, they hadn't found anything previous times after like the fourth time they came up to our room, they finally find like a fucking joint. And this guy was so pissed at us just for wasting his time like all week. He just looked at us and he said, get out of my state. He just straight kicked us out of Florida. Get out of my state. So luckily we only had one night left there, but get out of my state.

Got straight kicked out of florida dude i love her i just love her i don't know why but i love her anytime you're getting kicked out of a hotel or a place that you are just fucking around in like on spring break you 100 deserve it probably did a good thing for you whatever mayor that was mayor of pensacola is that or where'd you go pensacola bro pensacola ginger ale yada yada yada yada remember every girl and their fucking mom would sing that at recess growing up holy shit i've never felt so like not included in my life you know and so you know somebody's like whispering something about you that's what i felt like that

entire time every girl was in a circle at recess going pensacola ginger how does every girl know how to do that shit from birth right when they they're born, the first time they open their eyes. Mama. Pensacola ginger. I was like, what tribal thing are they saying about us, boys? Just me. Look, what are they doing? What are are they doing there are like three of those chants they did pepsi cut there was another one i can't i can't fucking remember it and i don't

want to for the life of me that's gonna be the last thing that plays in my head before i die i'll get stabbed a bustle fucking hit me right before i die pepsi just dies but where panama who's the mayor of panama that has to be the worst mayor job in the world right i went to panama city one time and there's just no rules i think besides spring, I think when you go to Panama, everything's just boarded up. Like the whole town goes out of business when you're not in Panama. But I poured a half gallon of probably Kamchatka from the fifth floor of our balcony to someone on the ground. And that was in the first hour of spring break. And the things I had to say in probably,

I probably did fake cry to stay there for the rest of the week. So I know what you're talking about, girly. I'm an idiot too. Skip gone. Hey Benedict. So the place that I got kicked out of was my senior formal within five minutes. And it's funny because it's ironic, actually, because six months prior, I was the vice president of standards which is the one in charge of making sure sorority girls are

not drinking under age all that yet i was of age over 21 got kicked out within five minutes because one either somebody reported me or i was actually pretty drunk and it was a what they call a dry event which means no alcohol is served so I guess pre-gaming is a no-no but who cares it was my last formal before I graduated so duh I was going to and literally within five minutes they asked me to leave and ordered me and my date yeah so they asked us to leave and ordered me and my date in uber which i had to pay for on top of paying the formal fee for missing yeah i was was there dressed up everything paid all that and yeah five minutes in i i didn't even stumble but i guess i was kind of in and out i was drinking a little too much. But who the fuck cares?

Yeah. So have a good night. Bye. Dude. Not. First of all, who I don't know who's going to dances in college. I couldn't even go to dances in high school. The amount of money that it costs to go to a dance in high school

remember the first time you went to prom i was like okay i guess we just go to the dance no it's 400 and then it's 600 to rent a tux what kind of scam is prom especially some shit like this in college. And it's a, what'd you even, what'd you say to get, you know, how'd they know you were drunk?

What'd you do? You can always tell when I'm drunk. I'm always like, yo, I'm good. I'm cool. Nah, bro.

I always say something stupid. Every single time you can tell, you can just tell by'm cool. Nah, bro. I always say something stupid. Every single time you can tell. You can just tell by my eyes, honestly. I don't even have to say anything yet. I'll stumble on my words so easy. Has one beer. Sips one beer. Says the most embarrassing thing I've ever said in my life to a girl

that I kind of like. Ah! What a scam. is the most embarrassing thing I've ever said in my life to a girl that I kind of like. What a scam. I've actually been to one, so I can't even, I can't even flex. I've been to, I've, dude, this girl in college invited me to her senior formal and I was like, what am I doing? You ever get in that trap? Guy who goes to senior formal. Cringe moment of the week. Guy that went to a girl's prom when I was in college and she was a senior in high school. He did it.

He did it. He did it. I can't lie to you guys. I did. did how fun was it it was fun as fuck just 22 at a prom wait is that how old you are just 20 at a prom so weird let's keep going I was at Topgolf on a date and we were both so drunk that the guy started golfing shoes instead of golfing balls over the top of the Topgolf. And at one point he grabbed my phone and took a selfie of us and then posted it to my instagram story and then threw my phone over the ledge onto the field so i couldn't run and go delete it real quick before everyone saw it i got mad and i pushed him over the edge onto the net and we got banned from golf dude that's the date i want to go on who was this guy i'm taking his ass to top golf tonight i don't care if he's banned wear a fucking mustache a big nose and glasses we're going to

top golf that shit that's my that's what i'll do on every single date some shit like that you pushed him over the edge at top golf that's my dream i don't even want to golf at top top golf push me over that fucking edge i want to land in a colorful sand trap oh my god that's so much fun you guys are golf you guys are still golfing at top golf here's my shoe drive that bitch i want to see it hit Ikea over there. Uploading shit on it. Dude, I got to meet this guy. Who was he? That's the most fun shit ever. Topgolf is either like that or it's the worst time you've ever had i've gone to top golf twice both have been like

both have been with uh with the girl i was dating and i was like i we're going to break up on the way home. Or you have a time like that where, oh my God, dude, why? How come having, throwing a phone, you've never felt more powerful in your entire life when you send a phone four stories up and it lands like safely and soundly, but it just, and you watch it fucking. and soundly, but it just and you watch it fucking that's the funniest shit I've ever heard ban from top

golf. Thank God places. I want to be banned from um Kohl's I don't know why but please ban me from Kohl's for something every time I go into Kohl's I feel like I'm hung over I'm like wait a minute it's fucking 2 p.m on a Wednesday what oh Kohl's got to be the most depressing store I've ever been to in my life. It's so quiet. And if there is music,

it's like Alanis Morissette. And I'm like, whoa. Why did I just walk into 1999? Ban me from Kohl's. What else is a store I just cannot get behind? Walmart's pretty bad too. There's always some shit going down in Walmart. The Walmart parking lot.

Have you guys been to it? Just next time you go to Walmart, just park your car and look around. Everyone is in their car in the Walmart parking lot. I'm like, what are we? Are you guys getting out? Dude, there's gangs of people in their car in the Walmartmart parking lot i'm like why are you in there there's always a girl and a dog there's always a full family there's always a guy just smoking a cigarette i'm like is this where is there wi-fi

here ban me I don't fuck with Menards either you can go ahead and put me on their ban list I don't like going to Menards they've got too much shit going on you could like grocery shop at Menards I'm like can we just keep it just wood and shit? Just lumber, light switches, faucets.

And that's good. I don't need to be buying Cheetos at Menards. Ban me. Keep me banned. Any type of like a laundromat. What a scam. What's going on in there? Ban, ban, ban on in there ban me

okay this is embarrassing i'm sorry in advance for my english it's not my first language as you can tell but last year i was studying in france for like a semester and i hooked up with this girl in a club and she was ital Italian too so we met and we started talking and she told me that she was not interested in women and then like we kissed and stuff and by the end of the night she was like very very drunk she was wasted and she was screaming like legit screaming in the middle of the club in her French which was very very bad that I made her gay she was like this girl made me a lesbian and everybody like she she caught everybody's attention of course and I literally got kicked out of the club as if I were like some kind of criminal as if I were arrested because I made this girl gay according to her and then we hooked up regularly after that

but that's how we met and how i got kicked out of the club that night god i love foreign people they're so fucking clean with their words and i have no idea if that was because they truly believed that i had done something wrong by apparently turning this girl gay or if I just couldn't understand what she was saying because the language barrier was very much present that night. But yes, that's how I got kicked out. So smart. Take my final exam, mommy.

God, I love foreign people. That's what I'm going to do next time i'm at any any club next club i'm at next time i'm ever out during the night at a club i'm just gonna look at every guy around me and go he made me gay he made me gay just over and over how fucking stupid i I'm going to do that next time with my dad anywhere. Next time with my dad at Topgolf. He made me gay. Pushed me over the head. Throws my phone to a sand trap.

All right, let's keep going. All right, so back in college, my friend's 21st birthday, she went to school in a dry county. So they had like one sad bar. And so for dinner first, she went to fucking Chili's. And that was like the, I guess,-game before they went to the sad bar and um they do you guys hear that cat he it was like really awkward there was like no one in there and it was kind of late i guess it was a weeknight. I don't really remember. And she was, like, iced by one of her friends or her boyfriend at the time or something.

And it was a group of, like, 10 of us. And it's a Chili's. It's not like it was, like, that rowdy or anything. But when it got to, like, I don't know, 9.30 or 10. Oh, my gosh. Is anyone even listening to her? Dude dude i'm just listening to the cat no wonder cats are always so pissed off they breathe like it's so goddamn cute though the server and like another server and the managers all came over and they were like you're all way too drunk and the people who are of age had like

two drinks and um like she'd obviously been ice which like i guess is what they were really pissed about but like they were like this is the chilies you cannot be doing that here we will call the police and everyone was like what the fuck but um yeah we got kicked out of chilies for celebrating someone's 21st birthday which is pretty sad hella legal it's kind of like that episode of the office where pam gets banned from chili's um but like way way sadder got kicked out of chili's on my 21st birthday. That sounds fucking fire. Yo, that cat though. I think that's what I'm going to fall asleep to now. I used to be on that 4k fireplace on YouTube. Now I'm just going to fall asleep to heavy breathing cat. Maybe I'll just fall asleep to person with stuffed nose because that's the same noise.

Tell me this doesn't sound like you when you have both nostrils are stuffed and it's January 7th. That's me, dude. Every single January. single January. No way, dude. That phone was just in the cat's mouth. Cat got your phone. Cat got your phone.

Cat got your phone. Good night. Yeah, I don't think if I getting kicked out of Chili's on my birthday is dude, I got kicked out of CC's Pizza one time that just hit me. You ever been just wrecked at cc's pizza and just try to

eat so much you want to throw up well that's what all me and my college friends did did we get kicked out absolutely let's keep going so the one thing i got kicked out for like most females in our 20s i was at a club because i was too wasted i was in five and chills baby drafted fell on my knees my left knee is still messed up to this day got my boy kicked out with me and why did i surpass my drinking level of four drinks and maybe smoking two bowls a boy had hurt my feelings and it's been a four hours I smoked five bowls at six mixed drinks, fourth one being an Adios. And I free poured fireball shots five times throughout the night. It was 10 p.m. when I got kicked out.

And once I'm kicked out, I decided I need to piss in front of this club. So I pull my panties down. I start peeing. And to avoid myself being arrested, I try to hurry up. Well, I didn't pull my dress back down over my ass. My ass wasn't big enough to do that. So I just walked around Sacramento, panties all exposed and drunk off my ass. This bitch.

So fucked up five bowls four shots fireball ass out not uh oh my god can you how much did you throw up on the way home in the uber you ever been in an uber so like you're brian you're your head is spinning so much i was trying to play it so cool in an uber one time dude and he's so new trying to play it cool when you're totally fucked up in a car right when i dude i can i can crack a beer not even drink it get in an uber i'll throw up in the front seat dude i i went to this christmas party and we just drank like normal college people at a christmas party got in an uber went back to my cozy nice apartment the minute i closed the door in the uber me cozy, nice apartment. The minute I closed the door in the Uber, me dead, quiet, sweating. Like I just ran 14 suicides on a basketball court and i'm like i'm doing good shaking trying not to throw up bro just closing

my throat like don't drop don't drop i look to my right my entire the entire window is fogged can't even see out of it can't even see out of it. How come it happens every single time I get in an Uber? I think I'm going to throw up. Even maybe, maybe even if I haven't had a drink, I'm like,

fuck dude. It's always so hot. It could be negative seven degrees in an Uber. I'm still like, oh, guy was like, this guy's going through it, bro.

I didn't say one word to him. How about the Uber driver that won't shut the hell up when you're just panicking? Oh yeah. So where he goes, what do you do? Jesus, dude. Yeah, but what a night for you.

Ass out and I had to piss. I love you. Too drunk at the club. What a mistake, man me get me out throw me to the curb it's kind of my dream to get kicked out of a nightclub and i want them to throw me in an alley like a cartoon like out of that side door and i just land like bugs bunny all stiff and shit like I'm an iron pole. Let's keep going.

We kept playing closing time on the jukebox at like 4pm on a Saturday. What a great idea. Oh shit. When you want to go home and nobody else does. All right, guess guess i gotta close this place down myself closing time i'll be nothing on a little while oh my god i haven't heard that shit in a nightclub in a really long time. Thank God.

Closing time. 1 p.m. I don't know. That amazes me. That's a good kicking out story right there. Definitely, definitely deserved it. And at the same time, you know know the guy who kicked you out was like did he lose probably 16 customers yes but uh sometimes sometimes you just gotta do some

funny shit has to happen bro sometimes you gotta let it hang oh my god touch tunes man when he said jukebox i think he just meant touch tunes the way i'll spend 127 on our touch tunes i will i'll skip the shit out of you on touch tunes oh pay five more dollars and get the next play do not tempt me with that, TouchTunes. I will do that every single time. I'm a TouchTunes whore. You know what I'm playing on TouchTunes? Every single time.

I play that Drake and Rihanna song. I don't know how to talk to you. And I don't think I'm funny. I don't know how to talk to you. Oh my God. Touch my soul. And I'll play it 17 times in a row. You can't stop me on touch tunes.

I don't know how to talk to you. And I don't know how to talk to you. You know what song I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's keep going. It's a place I got kicked out of. Well, in high school, a girl told me her parents were gone for the weekend.

Fast forward to Saturday morning. She's frantically trying to wake me up. have to go go go go they're here go go no and we're in the basement we hear the parents upstairs i just i make sure you know i have my keys in my wallet. I'm trying to be gone. They have a sliding glass door downstairs. This should have played out like a sitcom. Just open that door, and I just do a dead sprint to my car. It would have been great. The door wouldn't open.

I don't know why this door doesn't open. I don't know why. This door doesn't open. And I can't do anything about it. So this guy is, you know, already coming downstairs. And man, he's heated. This is a violent man. Like, the stories I've heard, like, this guy should not be in public. And I was a very, very skinny kid. And we were, like, running around, like, this couch.

He was, like, chasing me. No. He was going left. left like i'm going right i'm trying to go right again he's he's still trying to come around and like he's blocking me from kind of getting to the stairs at this point he's got the fury he's got the anger but i got that fucking speed dude i'm running like 49 40 you're not getting me and i you know i get to the stairs and then his wife kind of holds him up and so i'm like able to like you know kind of just like even i thought i was in the clear i wasn't we're both outside he's nipping at me i mean he is jawing at me he's fucking spitting on

me if i say one thing wrong i'm fucking buried in these woods and there's a point where like my car is on the other side of him like i just need to get around but luckily he's a d lineman i'm a wide receiver dude i just fucking juke him out dude evade the press coverage and i'm gone later you know she tells me the coast is clear we're gone again you went back over back i stay the night and uh let's just say she no longer has daddy issues that's fucking that happened to me before bro on some on some shit i've never said in my life that's happened to me before i had no idea this girl had a boyfriend and i was at her house and he came in and like i i was just sitting there and my first reaction was like what's up dog had no clue and he's like mad and i i'm clueless i'm like so what's good did you guys like win your baseball game the other day like i'm talking to

him like that like so he's getting even more mad because I'm just like asking him questions and shit sitting there and like she starts fighting with him and I'm like trying to help him I'm like oh so like maybe you guys should I don't know like take you know take some time apart and he goes bro just just can you can you give us a second he started being nice I was like i'm just gonna go home and like pretend to clean my sink or do the dishes or something and then wait for something to happen but how red was my face that's wild i always wonder like when you're trying to get away from somebody like that like when somebody's chasing you down and you got to get in your car and start it don't they catch up during that time you're like oh i left him oh my god i'm on the stairs i'm at the door

now i gotta get in my car and leave dude it takes like 17 seconds to leave every place I'm at you sit in your car you got to start it you got to put it in drive it's been 15 minutes by then I'm fucking on Instagram and shit trying to looking at my notifications did anyone text me oh shit I'm still here dude breaks your window and strangles you how'd you get away in the car I don't know how to talk to you just keep going all right the dumb thing i did to get kicked out of a place it was college spring ball just started first saturday practice we had afterwards there was a pool party at a place um in athens long story short what did that down down a good 90 of a 24 pack then had a few shots and yeah i remember it was the funnest thing i ever just landed in the back of a pickup truck

on the way downtown point being we went to a place that sold calzones and your boy kind of was obliterated so after 20 minutes of waiting i get up stumble to the bathroom yak all over the place to the bathroom on the way over the place to the bathroom, on the way to the bathroom. And then they're like, get out of here, get out of here. And I'm MF and I'm here, this and that. And then they're like, we're calling the cops, get the hell out. And I'm like, no, you're not. And my boy's like, dude, they're calling the cops. So he dragged me out of there. And now I'm banned from there. So shout out Eddie's Calzones. Eddie's Calzones. so shout out eddie's calzones eddie's calzones how good does a calzone sound when you're drunk how good does a calzone sound not ever when you're sober

yeah it's just a pocket full of pepperonis you want one um i mean you just threw up all over the bathroom okay you're running your mouth too makes sense yeah banned for life banned for life eddie's calzones probably a good thing doggy not gonna lie milk boy i love you milky boy oh but you can't drink a 24 pack and a few shots on the way to eddie's and throw up all that beer on their toilet i love you milky boy oh trying to think if i've ever thrown up at a place in public like that. Ooh, I threw up at a Joe's Crab Shack one time, but I wasn't fucked up.

I was just six and never had lobster before. That'll do it. I did get banned from that Kroger in Bloomington, Indiana before. Didn't throw up, though. I was just being a complete idiot in the freezer aisle. Yeah, didn't throw up. Definitely threw up in the freezer. What?

Hey, Ben. I wanted to tell you about a dumb thing I did to get kicked out of an establishment. It was Halloween 2022, and I was at my favorite local bar. I had just beat my buddy in pool, so I was fired up. I proceeded to approach the Halloween decorations. Dude, just the punctuation and the grammar this guy has strapped on him right now? And began furiously punching. I knocked the head off of a scarecrow and i broke the skeleton into

what seemed to be a million pieces though waitress yelled at me to get the hell out and even had a bouncer escort me out and once i was in the parking lot i tried to come back in to apologize but they weren't having it so there's my story about how I got kicked out of my favorite local bar. Oh, punching a skeleton until his fucking skull falls off. That is just normal. Dude, if you're a bar and you have a bunch of skeletons and scarecrows and shit in your bar, you got to know, right?

That's just my first reaction every single time I drink. When I drink, I'll drink one sip of wine. The first person I see, I want a cow tip. The amount of times I've, dude, I've been at a party, like a house party,

and I've just... It's turned into a cow tipping event. I'll cow tip 62 people at a party. I totally understand your destruction, bro. Oh, I'm in a bar and there's just a skeleton here? Punching it. Any like floppy fake decoration is getting destroyed. Me and my friends used to go in the back of our like sixth grade classroom

and fake sharpen our pencils just to punch Kleenex boxes. I swear to God, I got to sharpen my pencil real quick. Just a wall of Kleenex boxes. I'm not mad at you, bro. back in with that grammar dude he come up and try to apologize to you and be like I'm really sorry I did not mean to punch your Halloween decorations therefore you should let me back in the bar how you saying no to that how you saying no to that Shirley method? Skip gone.

My buddy's bachelor party. We stole the fish sauce from a restaurant that we went to. I don't know if you've ever smelled fish sauce. It's pretty bad. And so we made each other smell it. And then we took it to a bar. And on the rooftop, we started each other smell it and then we took it to a bar and on the rooftop we started letting people smell it and a giant line formed

of like 50 to 60 people to smell our fish sauce and the bar didn't like that so we were kicked out but we kept the fish sauce I think somebody took it home to Louisiana alright fish sauce was it good?

fish sauce to Louisiana. All right. Fish sauce. Was it good? Fish sauce. Just what? You got to be an innovator. You trying to smell how bad this fish sauce is? Come on. Then just a line of 30 people.

That's amazing and it's the own restaurant's fish sauce yeah it's all about stealing sauce when you go to a restaurant the amount of times i thought i was going to get kicked out of qdoba for stealing that one sauce that they have on every table. What is it called? Like Cholulu or something? Cholele? I don't even like it, but I'm like, I'm taking this. Just because the top on it's a wooden ball, I'm taking it.

Hey, smell this fish sauce. I would definitely smell that. But you know there's so many people that are like what'd you do to it did you put something in it that's amazing a line to smell fish sauce i've who's not smelling that on another episode of who's not smelling that all right last one i almost got kicked out of a pet-friendly hotel this weekend because my dog barks.

It's a pet-friendly hotel. I don't get it. Just one bark. Get out! Pet-friendly hotel. But you can only bring fish. A pet friendly hotel, man. I've never even heard of one of those.

Matter of fact, I've never seen a dog ever in a hotel in my life. Now that I think about it. Where the fuck are pet friendly hotels just bring a snake what's up yeah yeah what room am i wrapped around your neck holy shit pet friendly hotel the biggest dog we're kicking you out for rigging your mongoose just turns into a zoo at that point i don't know how to talk to you but i almost got kicked out of a hotel from bringing my big ass dog that is allowed

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